The Toast - MTV's Fat Camp Recap: Tuesday, July 23rd, 2024

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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Good morning millennials and welcome welcome to the toast welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome no it's too early for for fergie it's too early for you i can hear myself in these headphones i'm wearing headphones today just to ensure we have no audio issues i can hear you i can hear me i can hear every sort of this roadcaster is testing us we have had so many technical issues. And you know what? Now that we're almost out of the studio, I'm going to say how I really feel. No, don't say it yet.

Fuck this place. Don't say it yet because we still have another week here. But just know when we move to our new house and our new studio, like swirly summer is really about to start. I already have some ideas about where we're going to set up in the new house. I hate this corner. I hate this studio. I have had a myriad of issues. And, you know, I take pride in our work. We are so much better than this. I hate this corner. I hate this studio. I have had a myriad of issues and you know,

I take pride in our work. We are so much better than this and fuck this place. Fuck you, Rodecaster. Fuck you, light. Fuck you, microphone. Sure. Everyone is pissing me off and you know what? I'm at my wits end when it comes to tech abilities, okay? I have hit a wall. I'm just a girl. I'm not a whole AV department. I can't do it. I think this Rodecaster is broken. It's not supposed to be this hard. If you put your card in, you record, you move on with your life. The thing is, I don't think it's broken. I think it's us. It's the curse of swirly summer. Like it's the maybe the mold. Don't say it. Maybe the mold has impacted the technology as well. In addition to our brains. Well, then this technology should be mold proof. We paid a pretty penny for it.

This technology should be mold proof. So if you're hearing this episode miracles do happen yeah we have backup recording today so if you're listening to our backup recording it's not gonna be ideal but you will hear what the swirls have to say we actually have two backup recordings if you're listening to our second backup recording it's gonna be fine if you're listening to our third dire straits call an ambulance for us yeah i just like this is what we're always talking about when people like i could have a podcast could you do you have the capability of 11 men who work in tech i do think that we've made it harder than it needs to because we always say like podcasting it's the well if we want to keep delivering isn't so hard it's the video component and then also

this motherfucker sorry we have a high standard for what we put out. Yeah. Not these days, but usually. No, but if we were just podcasting, we could use like a different microphone setup. That would be like pretty ugly. Yeah. You know what I mean? The people listening, lay people don't understand what we understand about this landscape.

We're doing a television show. Speaking of a television show, we are deep into My Chemical Romance. What's it called? Lessons in Chemistry. Do you feel like we're super close today i was thinking before we started we are close and i'm certainly not gonna complain don't move back i'll be i'll claude i'll take them for the don't move back over this way there we go well um we are knee deep into lessons in chemistry now i know this is like the the recap everybody wanted to hear about a year ago but one thing about the

toes we're gonna get there when we get there we're on our own schedule everyone's running their own race it's so true and not everyone can sit holed up in their house watching tv all day and most people shouldn't but we did last night two episodes in it was so good the show is amazing really well done i do have one critique and i feel like it's my major critique of many things these days do you know what I'm about to say that you're too close to you or to the book to me girl I am not too close actually so close it doesn't matter what it looks like I know how it feels no no I see in the monitor too I'm closer than usual but the thing is like I'm sad you know my thighs are okay well next time you rearrange your tushy move over noted duly noted what's your beef is that and i hate to you know just boil it down to one thing and that thing being you know the woman i feel as though brie

larson's acting is not believable i find myself questioning and you know i said this after i saw the first episode i don't feel like she went hard enough in the book it's very clear that the main character has some sort of um Asperger's like social disorder yeah the type that like makes you a genius but also like a little socially awkward yeah almost borderline autistic correct yeah um and I don't feel like she is playing that up enough she just kind of feels like a bitch you know not someone who lacks social awareness correct um and I feel like that's a huge part of the book and why she connected with Calvin who was also a little you know on the fritz socially so I don't know I I just feel like her performance could have been a little bit better not to be such a bitch

like I know nothing about acting but I just feel like she could have done better I like it and per usual my only critique is like I love the book so much like to me it was a perfect book and then I think when things are made into a show or a movie they just want to add more storylines make their mark because also no like you need more in a show than you do in a book like you just have to bring more and so I don't like the things that are different from the book also yesterday Jackie and I really took charge of Swirly Summer yesterday not only did we go to the beach for the first time which was like disgraceful because it was so something's got to give like hampton's beach i just really felt like diane overcast overcast i felt like diane keaton in the moment we're picking up shells like who the fuck are we yeah loved it i also opened my kindle for the first time all

summer like i forgot about all these summer things i've been needing to do i've just kind of been so focused on getting the swirliness off the ground. Our live shows, this, you know, shit show podcast technology, even though I sound, we sound amazing in my ear. If what I'm hearing in my ear is what the podcasters will hear, they are so blessed. Yesterday was such a swirly summer day. Do you agree? Yeah. It was just a classic day, you know, not too much, not too little pockets of swirliness abound. We collected seashells. We did. Jackie found such a perfect shell.

I don't know if you're particularly attached to that shell because I have plans for it. I know you could have it. Well, you have to talk to Harry, but I think he'll give it to you. Oh, I have to talk to Harry? Oh no. It's kind of his seashell collection.

Okay. He was the one who had the tin. It was his tin. I don't know if I agree. Yes, we used his pail that his Cheerios were in to collect our shells, but I don't know if he feels attached to it. And I don't know if I would say it's we used his pail that his Cheerios were in to collect our shells, but I don't know if he feels attached to it. And I don't know if I would say it's his shell.

If anything, it was your idea. Yeah. For him, I wouldn't have been picking up seashells, like, if not for him. Okay. Well, all's not to say. However, I think you have a good chance of him giving you the one that you want because he didn't seem attached to it. I want to make a necklace.

He liked the big broken ones. Yeah, like the pieces of crap. The bigger, the better. He can keep the crap we found this one perfectly intact pink very classic looking shell looked like you got it from a store not the beach and i want to make it into a necklace i feel like all the cool kids are wearing seashells um i don't know where to begin i need to get a chain on it do i have to like drill a hole perhaps i have to destroy it what if i crack it i feel like this is like a youtube rabbit hole I'm gonna go down but I'm really excited and if you see me wearing a big chunky like seashell necklace just now it's

homemade yeah handmade then we also watched them per TikTok tutorial okay my girly Claire Sullivan she's like uh she really is what I aspire to be and she's a toaster too so I love you know I love just following people because I like their content and the turnout they have amazing taste in podcast yeah she is very like I think her job is interior designer and um and she does like just a I love just following people because I like their content and the turnout. They have amazing taste in podcasts. She is very like, I think her job is interior designer. And she does like just a lot of like Nancy Meyers type of things. She's like just bought a little cottage house and she's like, she had a baby and she like hand painted her wallpaper. You would really like it.

And the other day, I don't know where she was. She was at the beach and she said, here's how I clean my shells. And like, who cares? I don't even know you needed to clean shells. But the way they changed colors, like some of the shells you pick up on the beach you might think it's brown no it's yellow you know if anybody's interested you put it in a mason jar uh one part water one part bleach that's what i did none of our shells like changed that dramatically but they were cleaner yeah and it was a fun experiment it was and good thing we have mason jars i know it's so what's the word i'm looking for it's a combination

it's very jenny cane coded nancy myers coded ballerina coastal grand what part what we did yesterday like just going to the beach collecting gels and putting them home in a mason jar with a little bit of bleach yeah what i don't think that's cottagecore yeah i guess cottagecore. Because I was going to say like Nancy Meyers. No. Yeah. No. No. But you know what I mean. Yeah. Cottagecore, I think, is correct. So us.

We're so cottagey. We're so cottage cheese. We kind of look like cottage cheese, like pale and jiggly. So us. And that's your favorite food. I'm sorry. Sometimes it is my favorite food. Sometimes when I am like self-deprecating, I'll bring you into it.

Because I just like, we are one human being. Yeah. But then I realized, I just called you pale and jiggly. It's fine. I called you a big girl yesterday. Jackie did because she was referencing Harry as like a little boy. Because Claudia was eating popcorn like right in front of Harry, which is rude. Okay.

First of all, I was sitting on the couch minding my own goddamn business with my kindle and my bag of boom chicka pop it was like couch time and then no then everybody came over to the couch i was there by myself so she continues to eat her popcorn like he wants some of her popcorn which isn't like my favorite thing to give him because it's a choking hazard okay i didn't know that it was a choking hazard i just thought you know you're you're not like strict with diet but it wasn't snack time it was post dinner like they just had dinner right i thought it was just like no fatty, get away. You thought I was just saying no, like for no reason. Correct. So.

And I'm eating it like a monstrosity. Yeah. Like fistfuls into my mouth. I was so hungry. Like sometimes when you eat around the kids, like something you don't want to give them, you have to like hide it. So she was eating it out and about. And I was trying to explain why he couldn't have it.

And I said, it's not for little boys. I said, it's for big girls. Because Harry's like, why mommy? Why can't I have it? Jackie's like and i said it's not for little boys i said it's for big girls because harry's like why mommy why can't i have a jackie's like well it's not for little boys it's for big girls and it was in that moment that i definitely questioned my auntiehood and my commitment to auntiehood and that was right after we were reading a book and he pointed to a cow and said it's codgers because jackie was like you were it was a book about animals it was a book about a farm and there were only two human beings so that was me and harry and then we kept looking he was like where's codgers so we kept looking and then he pointed to the cow said there's codgers and that's definitely a part of you know having children that gives me trepidation their brutal honesty

and if i'm ready for that i don't know it, yesterday, that moment on the couch was hurtful. It was a low in the anti-life. But you have to just know, like for him, a cow is not a negative thing at all. No, a cow is a production of life. And it's one of his favorite animals.

Yeah. It would just, it would be like if he called you a horse or a chicken. Did you see that video? I guess all like animals have a negative association. Like if you have a horse, horse face, yikes,

chicken, like you're like a wussy. Weenie duck did you see that video of the king's guard horse like biting the shit of that lady's arm no oh you know those videos go viral all the time of like dumb tourists anti-royal propaganda all like these videos go viral of like dumb tourists like you're not supposed to go near that horse and if you do you fuck around and find out but i've never seen something like this lady got bit really bad and then she fainted like it was really kind of traumatic for her that's really sad but what you're saying was her

fault i'm not saying it was her fault but like don't you're not supposed to go near the guard and the horse right that's the whole thing i don't know yeah you're not supposed to you're not supposed to damn damn sad not to start out the show on such a negative note yeah we were having fun codgers was a cow like not a horse we were having fun oh all that to say sheep also an insult so true what's a good animal to be like a bird a lion oh yeah we're such lions lionesses well the reason i brought this up is because i apologize for calling you lumpy and pale and i apologize for calling you a big girl cow by osmosis through harry and i apologize for calling you lumpy and pale. And I apologize for calling you a big girl cow. Diasmosis through Harry.

And I apologize for calling you the big, dirty, big bitch in my bunk who gave the counselor and me lice. So that, because we talked about it yesterday, somebody had posted the clip of you on that show on Tik TOK like years ago. No, like a year ago.

I'm being dramatic. And because we talked about it, I guess people went searching for the video, like went a little viral again yesterday. I got tagged in it a thousand. Show me, show me, show me, show me to me rachel show me to me please yeah and show me so the comments on the video are like half oh my god at the toast at jackie o at and the other half are like why are those two really skinny girls at a fat cam thank you because

you and your bunk mate come over and you're like really really thin you're kind of real thin you're like below average weight for children we were slim slim. Let alone at a fat cab. Yeah. Okay, hold on. We took pride in that. I get tagged in so much coconut propaganda. Like it's so. I know.

Brat summer. Like. Oy. Okay, wait, hold on. Oh, no, no. That's more brat summer. Like I really do get tagged in it a lot of times. No, I believe you. Just give me a second.

No, I want to see what everyone's saying Here she is You've been checked You've been checked twice You can come back after lunch and get checked There's the infirmary There was a girl in my bunk that was checked for lice They washed her hair and sent her back

She was fine and I finally found out I had it And now my counselor has it too. Yeah, it's when they care about what you're saying. Yeah, they threw them all away. They threw in my hairbrush too. Are you serious? Yeah, and they're not going to reimburse me for them or anything. Logan, are you okay?

No, Samantha, the dirty big bitch in my bunk, gave the counselor and me lice. They washed my hair, but they threw in all my hair bows and my hairbrush. Oh, my God, you're, like, living those. I know, I wear my hair bow every hair, but they have to wear all my hair bows and my hairbrush. Oh my god, you like live in those. I know, I wear my hair bow every day and I have none now. Okay, after we finish recording, I'm going to record a stitch. I don't know if you know what that is. What do you want the phone for?

I want to see the comments. Oh, okay. Can we do this like after post recording? That was the point. Why was that one girl so skinny at that, Kim? Oh my god god thank you wrists piper says she is the sister of claudia ashrae and they talk about it on their patreon and in my book claudia ashrae the crazy beautiful something girl with no job the crazy beautiful life of an instagram thirst monster available wherever you get your books they gave the fat

cam people one color wristband and the skinny siblings a different color that's not entirely true no you misunderstood what you read in my book but thank you for reading yeah so they were all at camp together okay um sort of i would give you like a c on the reading comprehension piper but i guess it's all to say like it's when it all comes out in the wash that's jackie ashrae in the orange headband y2k reality the creator literally wearing like sophie shorts and a wife peter you're so i'm so classic yeah classic camp wait this person said logan and her bows i found her on insta a couple years ago. She was doing like sport bodybuilding or something.

I was going to say, we have to have Logan on the toast. Oh my God. Actually, if I were to have anyone from this particular series, it would be Adisa. She was so funny. What about Diane?

Sweet home Alabama. But Diane was kind of before our time. If you watch any of MTV's Fat Camp, then you know Diane. She was the breakout star of season one. We were not at camp when they filmed season one. We went to camp the summer after. There were no cameras. And then the summer after that, they did Fat Camp 2.

Diane came back, but she was kind of like. Changed. Changed. And this like star, I can't even imagine she was in a bunk with other campers. Like. She was a big star. It was just, it must have been lonely at the top for her. Well, actually, I did then see somebody do like a where are they now version on TikTok.

And Diane lives an extremely private life. So I don't think she would come on the toast. But I think we could get Logan for sure. And I just want to say, don't sleep on Adisa. She had quite a personality. Yeah, she was in my division too. All the girlies on that show were like around your age. The two of them, Logan and Adisa, were both my age was in my division too all the girlies on that show were like in like around your age the the two of them logan and andisa were both my age and in my division how would you feel if your father was dating someone your age i would definitely feel weird

um but yep they had people had to like audition you had to bring it it was a coveted coveted spot like i think if you were of a certain age and reality tv was like in its heyday back then you really really wanted it yeah we didn't audition we weren't allowed we didn't i was far too young no and yeah i'm sure there was like age stuff like that also what is interesting about like a 10 year old journey who's like not to be rude like i was extremely thin back then yeah still um anyways i love i could talk about fat camp all day my only regret is not being on more scenes 100 you know not cozying up to logan but it also was a very sort of polarizing issue in our family no no well yes but also in the camp because there were a lot of

girlies that went to camp with us who didn't tell like their school friends that they were going to a camp that was like for weight loss a lot lot of them were, you know, just telling people at school that they were just going to a regular camp or a lot of people, very popular was tennis camp. Cause if they came back, trimmers, like I was working on my tennis and like we play tennis and this kind of blew up the spot sports camp. This kind of blew up the spot of a lot of the girls who were hiding, you know, this fact. Well, the way that it worked was if you wanted to be in the background or on the show at all, you just had to sign a release release form and if you didn't want to your face to be on it them to film you and if you did happen to be in a scene that they would blur your face then you just didn't sign the release form and

the whole summer i was like should i sign the release form like i kind of wanted to it just seemed like really fun it was a very will she or won't she olivia didn't want me to so i never i never signed a release form and then eventually so you have a case against MTV yeah but I don't want like I'm obsessed keep it like I'm glad and I wish in hindsight now I wish I'd gotten in a couple more things it was like the highlight of my year but there were girls who would like run for the hills when they saw the cameras like they really did not want people to know that they it was like they were embarrassed that they were just like you know at this facility right but just like everything else once you're, you can see things more clearly.

Like, who cares? But at least we have the one moment, Jackie, that was like, seriously. Yeah. The gods of fame looking out for you. Yeah. So I never signed the release form, but like, no, no beef with MTV. Like, we're totally fine. This is your verbal consent.

I actually, I appreciate them. They kind of like knew what I, they could feel it. They saw in you what you could not see in yourself yeah they took the leap for me and now we have this iconic moment i think every great star has like a an early champion and in their career who saw something i think for me it was you and for you it was mtv it was the producer she knew i like wanted it but like my big sis was like jackie stop no and Olivia definitely was onto something there as well no for sure and I feel like now that would be me being like no yeah

but it was a different time it was the 80s or whatever so that's day two in a row of talking about fat camp that's your recap of mtz's fat camp return to fat camp that is one of like the fun facts about ourselves that we don't really even milk that much because it's so interesting and so if you have a question about fat camp maybe we'll do like a patreon on it just the experience we went for it was like an experimental thing we went for a specific reason and we ended up having the time of our lives we spent like eight summers there so many of our formative years i am who i am you are who you are yeah because of those summers i was a counselor there even more than I was a camper so like I chose to go back like as many summers as I possibly could let me tell you being a counselor at fat camp is like one of the greatest experiences because

I know but every time I was a counselor I was like I wish I was a camper like I want to be going to sleep at nine o'clock like I want time off and you don't have to follow the program like weight loss if you're a counselor like it's not for you you can and it's just a benefit but like it's impossible to follow when you're a counselor though because like you get off at nine o'clock and like everyone goes to get something to eat like let me tell you those nights off those nights off every other night and then that one night one day off a week are seriously like the fondest memories of my life well it's I think we're also talking a lot about camp because this summer feels like camp even as I was getting dressed this morning I'm like I really feel like I'm at camp.

Even the way that I'm dressing and the way that my makeup feels on my face, the way I'm like look in the mirror. I don't even have a mirror most of the time. I got this new body wash at CVS yesterday. And now it's your camp smell. No, no, no. I must've used it at a camp.

It's a Dove pomegranate. It didn't look familiar to me. This smell, every time I get in the shower, I'm in this like shower bunk. Like I'm in this like plastic shower with a plastic curtain and there's like eight girls waiting in line to get in the shower this smell and i'm very um i have a lot of people don't know this about me i have like a very um nasal memory sensory memory oh that's good when i smell things reside sometimes i will smell things and if i open my eyes i'm like in that facility it's

kind of crazy like a fun fact about me and this this body wash a lot of a lot of this summer feels like camp and also we're coming up like in the middle of camp it's like visiting day when we're gonna move houses and then we're gonna be like in the second session a lot of camps not our camp and we never did this have two sessions and people go first four weeks or second four weeks so we're really coming up to the middle the end of the first session and some of the girls are gonna be leaving the bunk some of the girls are gonna be leaving the bus some of the girls are going to be leaving the bunk some of the girls are going to be leaving the some of the girls have left the bunk yeah olivia yeah she went home yeah her time was up also uh it feels like oddly reminiscent because i follow ariel charnas and she's sharing the experience of sending her oldest daughter to sleepaway camp and so much of like the stuff

she's sharing just like clothes like bunk things it's so like we went to that type of camp yeah and it's really giving me like the tingles i love ordering everything on amazon just being excited when your packages arrive like when ups comes and we're like who like you check to that type of camp. Yeah. And it's really given me like the tingles. I love. And like ordering everything on Amazon, just being excited when your packages arrive. Like when UPS comes and we're like, who, like you check to see if you got a package. But we didn't get a package. No. We also did not go to camp when, in a time where Amazon was as prevalent. I think towards like the end of our time. We were purveyors.

Yes. Towards the end of like the last couple of summers. We were one of the first people who summers like you could get anything on amazon so i would say like the last two three summers that we went to camp we were like ordering stuff on our blackberries and getting deliveries but it was still very early on and you couldn't get everything on amazon like you could now but honestly thank god yeah like thank god that we didn't have access to amazon when we were like 11 being like we need to know we did it more so as counselors because also you don't have your phone as a camper like you can't just be ordering

yourself packages. And actually, you know, I follow Jessica Seinfeld on Instagram too. And she's a big advocate of like kids and cell phones and not getting kids cell phones. And she like does all these like talks on when the right age is. And this whole movement of giving kids flip phones. And she shared this article about how summer camp is like revitalizing children. Because you don't have your phones, your smartphones. And you're just like obviously connecting with each other but also with nature

and it really reinforced like my kids are going to camp they're going to the first to the last day it's so camper and counselor coded let me tell you that's literally if the if the book has any agenda whatsoever it's no technology without technology right you should like Jessica Seinfeld kind of needs to read is what I'm hearing she should add it to um because she has like a like a list of acceptable resources to speak on the topic uh maybe i'll send her dm because there's also this guy who wrote like this that's by the way that's who her like spokesperson is jonathan trier yeah yeah he just wrote this book about the youth and technology i bought it but I haven't read it yet. Um, and I saw a clip of him talking about how summer camp is like really a great way to deprogram.

So everything I see about Jonathan and this whole movement, I see via Jessica Seinfeld. Got it. I see it mostly in my algorithm. Okay. And we're just different that way. Yeah. No, it's a big movement. A lot of the moms are talking about it. Yeah. Sarah Foster is also very like anti-technology, like, but it's hard when the other kids well so that's what they say have phones they say that the moms in like you know the second and third grade really need to unite and decide collectively on a if we're giving the kids cell phones b if we are when we are um and that's why the flip phone movement has been so because obviously in this day and age like danger danger you can't leave your kids completely without communication but a flip phone doesn't have the sort of blue light, addictive energy and the access to scary information that the iPhone does. And so if all the moms, you know,

decide at the exact same time to go flip phone or to go smartphone when, and it makes it a lot easier because then there's no like, well, Sarah has one. I want one. Right. And Sarah always has one. It's always Sarah with the iPhonehone in the library this is a parenting podcast i mean it is 100 we could claim that but this is kind of like not at our we're not at that

station yet anyways when it comes to phones what station we are at is like almost a 24 minute mark which unfortunately means i do think the time is coming for us to stop talking about ourselves and start you know giving back to others okay But I can make the argument that talking about ourselves is giving back to others. Wouldn't you say? I would say that maybe not out loud, but. But no, but like the PFFB? PFFB is sort of the highlight of my day. I hope for others as well. I think so. I do. I feel like that's been established. Let the record show. Let the record reflect. So Claudia says the PFFB is over. Sorry to ruin everyone's good time. How are the stories today, by the way? Like anything worth getting into? Not worth a damn. Not worth a damn. No, maybe like one or two dams. Okay. Okay. But you know what?

The stories, as always, are what we make them. And life's what you make it, so let's make it rock. No, but it's true. The stories are what we make them. So I can't even say how the stories are today because the episode hasn't commenced. No, and sometimes even when there's like a big story, there's not much like creative liberty you can take with discussing it. It's like, ooh, tea.

And like, I'd love to hear what Jackson Claude have to say about X. And it's like, well, what else? What is there to say? Right. Sometimes when it's the lowest bar it's really you have to sort of look inside yourself and make it work. Yeah that also has been established. Yeah. We've established that.

So do you want to establish anything else? I think it's time to establish the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by McDonald's which is really not a hard sell for us when they were like do you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by McDonald's, which is really wasn't, it's not a hard sell for us when they were like, do you want to work with McDonald's? You guys know we are wholeheartedly obsessed with McDonald's. A fan favorite menu item is the quarter pounder with cheese. Of course, it's a burger that's so iconic. It even has an acronym, the QPC quarter pounder with cheese. You know how much Jackie

and I live for giving things an acronym and McDonald's and I and Jackie we all align on that you mean Mickey D's correct there's so much to love about the QPC it has melty cheese crispy pickles onions and a toasty bun ketchup and mustard what else do you need so Jackie tell me your absolute like ideal moment to enjoy a delicious McDonald's meal like a QPC you know yeah to me it's late afternoon when you need that pick me up like some french fries and a soda yeah mine is the morning after like a long night out you sleep late you wake up you're like is it breakfast is it lunch thankfully mcdonald's has you covered but for me i'm always going to lean towards lunch i love skipping breakfast like it's not my favorite

meal um and just having that first sip of soda to bring you back to life it really it can change lives so it's that saucy drippy oozing with flavor vibe that truly makes a quarter pound with cheese a burger that napkins were made for it's the burger worthy of a nickname order the qpc today wait before cooking four ounces fresh beef available at most restaurants in contiguous u.s not available in alaska hawaii.S. territories. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quince. Whenever we're gearing up for our next trip, deciding what to pick is always super stressful. The clothes we have either don't fit, worn out, they don't match, but then we discovered Quince, our go-to for high quality vacation essentials that we'll be packing for trips to come. Jackie and I decided, well,

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What can I say except you're welcome. Our first story of the day, I would say, is like the big pop culture moment. Yeah, not huge, but the Wolverine premiere. Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Blake Lively on the red carpet. Just making so many headlines with everything they say. Like people are obsessed. Yeah. For me me the takeaway

was like i saw seriously two of the ugliest outfits i've ever seen not to be such a hater but like and i know you like can't make fun of people's outfits these days but like seriously whoever styled gg hadid like you're fired whoever styled blake lively a little bit less you're fired but you're also fired even though i heard she styles herself i've heard notoriously that she doesn't have a stylist less so and i i think if she were just wearing this alone with her husband it'd be like really cute because it's like female Deadpool so and she dressed up for the occasion like I love a themed moment she gets a little bit of the points back because like while objectively it's an ugly outfit it's on theme and she's supporting her husband so I actually like it wait I mean seriously I've

never saw an outfit so ugly then I saw Gigi Hadid like it was seriously like disgraceful when you see Blake and the picture I saw first which is why it's such a visceral reaction is just a picture of Blake and Gigi and I'm like who are these clowns like clown energy then you see her on the red carpet with her husband and it like makes a lot more sense and I actually like it more yeah but on its face I was just shocked because if I was as like perfect looking as wake lively with unlimited access to resources same as ggid like you would never not catch me looking perfect right and while it's you know it's so lovely that she styles herself like maybe styling's not for everyone no i think it's i think it's like a cool thing i agree and she usually does

like an amazing job and even when she doesn't even when i personally don't like what she's wearing like it's an interesting thing and like we're not the same person so she doesn't need to wear everything that I would like and vice versa yeah I feel that way about most people and I think it's like a cool thing because no but everybody has stylists these days we don't know what anyone's personal style is and they're all also supermodels so it's just like it's less interesting yeah it's like not hard to have good style when you have a perfect body and access to like whatever clothing you want to buy yeah and so it's like when you don't look good how right and then too we're not allowed to say something actually just saw like a quote from iris fell about like style

versus taste yeah because it's easy to have style when everything fits you and you have access to like the world's finest clothes but like making do with like you know a real body and a real budget that's where like people develop real style yeah i saw an iris apple quote i wonder if we saw the same thing and we're interpreting it just saying it differently because she said like anyone can buy yeah let me just find the quote okay where you can you can buy style but you can't buy taste yeah anyone can like i don't she's the word fashionable too anyone can be fashionable I'm gonna find it but can you have style where did you see it

I saw it on reels fashion you can buy but style you possess I actually think I saw it on reels as well okay cool so we probably saw

the same thing yeah that was it right yeah something like that but the the reel I saw like extrapolated

like yes by the way we saw the same reel wow in this crazy mixed up world you and i saw the same reel literally of all the reels and all the videos of all the platforms you had to walk into my reel you had to see my reel but yes the essence of the quote rings true here well back to the story so deadpool and wolverine deadpool and wolverine

the name of the movie is deadpool and wolverine ryan reynolds is deadpool hugh jackman is wolverine they have this little collab thing going on that's why they're always at taylor swift together oh yeah and they gave interviews on the red carpet and here are some of the highlights first of all we now know the name of the fourth Reynolds lively baby. Oh, I didn't know we were waiting for it. It's Inez, Betty and James, correct? And so then what was the fourth one? Is it on the album?

Is it? No. Oh. The name is Olin. Spell it. O-L-I-N. Okay. Now, I don't know the gender.

Yeah, that's definitely a neutral name. i think it's a girl because i believe they have four girls so cute but i don't know if i'm supposed to know like i don't know if i forgot or i'm inferring right right you know but i believe they have four girls let's go with she named olin um they're also not to make you know his movie premiere about her movie but i just saw this morning on tiktok like they're starting tickets have gone on sale for It Ends With Us. They're doing like, it's kind of like a concert. Usually with a movie, you buy a ticket that day, like an hour before. No, they're like, tickets are now on sale.

I wonder, that's like a unique method of marketing. We'll be together. We should go to the movies. Yeah, comes out when? Let's go to the movies. Let's go see the stars. We did just harmonize. We did. We we did we did correct finally for the first time at the luke holmes concert like hard for you continuously hearing me harmonize there's a

spider like right over there i wonder if the youtube look look look look really hard whoa i wonder if the youtube's gonna pick it up you guys see that spider whoa let's just let it live um wow okay i heard what you whispered under your breath she deflected no you kept coming up to me like i'm harmonizing and it was like you're not no i literally was harmonizing the whole time i'm surprised he didn't pull me on stage for a duet same i'll run in your memory with jackie how run in the wind can't get where i'm going if i can't leave where you've been was that a harmony according to you? No.

Okay. No, that was just my take. You doing you. Me doing me. Had I sound in the headphones. Spectacular. Spectacular. Thank you, Turt.

Well, yeah, that's like the big pop culture moment from last night was this premiere. If you're going to see the movie, I hope you have fun. Yeah, this is, as we always say, just like a pop culture blind spot for us. I feel like my husband, weirdly, is watching Deadpool a lot. But I also think it plays on TV a lot. Do you think your husband likes Ryan Reynolds? Like, you think it's a celebrity he is a fan of? I don't think he has, like, a degree of fondness

more than the average person. Oh, okay. Because I feel like right if like ryan reynolds fans are kind of very similar in the same bucket as justin timberlake fans maybe the girls maybe the girls the girls the olins yeah but i don't think he has any special personal interest in ryan reynolds like oh yeah i like him i like deadpool yeah so yeah but i do think deadpool plays on tv a lot i've never seen it i don't know the premise i know the premise of

wolverine he has claws for fingers very edward scissorhands coded but i don't know any of deadpool's special tricks or um he's like the anti-super superhero something he's like snarky oh yeah yeah like he talks shit eye roll yeah people like it it got a sequel it's so important that people like what they like and even though i don't like it that's certainly not gonna change anything you know and i think that's great because i think some things i like people don't like yeah i mean that makes them tasteless, but sure. Correct. Do you? Because as Iris Apfel once said, fashion you can buy, taste you possess. Are you ready for our next story? Someone who possesses fashion taste style in her bones.

Let me think. I can't see the headline. So are we talking about Morgan Stewart? No. Paige DeSorbo? No. But like of that elk. Not of the reality TV elk, but of the super stylish elk, trendsetting elk.

Kylie? No. Of that elk. Who? Nepo baby elk. Stylish nepo baby elk. Stylish nepo babies. Oh.

We got a face full of her. We got a face full of her. Hailey Bieber. Yeah. Hailey Bieber is on the cover of W Magazine with her be-be-belly. It's called Mamma Mia. And she is talking about her pregnancy.

She's explaining why she hid her pregnancy for six months, why she eventually shared the news of her pregnancy and just mama tings, expectant mama tings. I would love to hear this. I literally love this woman. And they are actively trying but they could never make me not like her right so she told w magazine that actually she probably could have hid her news until the end of her pregnancy she said i didn't really have a

belly until i was six months pregnant which was when i announced it i was able to brag humblebrag yeah but i think yeah like i feel like that I'm a wreck. Because a lot of people with their furs, like especially if you're like. Petite. Skinny. Yeah. Like you don't really see it for a while. You don't pop for a while. But I feel like if you've got like a belly.

You could also. Because I put on. It's really for like the mid-sizers that are like. I put on a dress and I look pregnant. Like no one would know. It's so true. Excuse me. No, Claudia, you don't look pregnant in the dress bitch no it's it's true that when you have a belly then you know what it's like no no then like yeah no like it's facts like if you

have a belly like you have a belly who knows if it's a like a fupa it's so big lunch or a baby it's so true i guess with the skinny girls we actually see it that's what i'm saying it's kind of like you know a privilege of having a belly right but she said if she just is wearing like one you know collared shirt anything that's not form-fitting then you don't see it at all she said she was able to wear big jackets and stuff however she didn't enjoy the stress of not being able to enjoy her pregnancy outwardly she said i felt like i was hiding this big secret and it didn't feel good i wanted the freedom to go out and live my life. Yeah, I feel like that is like it's nice to have privacy.

But also then you're the pregnancy feels like a big secret. You can't like just enjoy. You can't wear what you would want to wear if you knew if people knew that you were pregnant. And so while I feel like there are merits to having that privacy, then there's also a freedom and just being able to do and wear and be what you want. Yeah. Also, I actually don't think she would have been able to keep it a secret because there had been like mumblings specifically from Tana Mongeau.

She like kind of like blew up her spot. Really? I don't want to get sidetracked, but something that I saw and I know I'm so late to this. Okay. What? Clinton. Yeah. Did you see me involved?

No. Oh yeah. I was in his response. What? Because Brooke came on our podcast well the thing that really has me invested is i love clinton king's music you know who clinton king yes when i saw her talking about him i was like that name is familiar let me go to my spotify and see if i like have him on my like songs and i have two songs and i love them the one i guess i'm in love

and chicken tendies that's Chicken Tendies is like what started the whole thing. He really sounds, he like, it sounds like a bootleg Lewis Capaldi. Yes. Which I love Lewis Capaldi.

I want more versions of him. It's your genre of choice. It is. So like, I'm kind of shook. Do you know the gist of what he did? Is that he's a big fat liar.

Yeah. He like pretended to be Australian. He like talked with an accent. He's literally not from Australia. And then while he was dating Brooke and while he was dating this other girl, he like pretended his fat liar. Yeah. He like pretended to be Australian. He like talked with an accent. He's literally not from Australia. And then while he was dating Brooke and while he was dating this other girl, he like pretended his whole family's like died. And what has Clinton said for himself? He put together like this 15 part series.

I was in one of the clips. Yeah. He like used clips of Brooke talking and me. This is him? Yeah. No. And it's shocking too when you see his visuals as well. That's kind of, I think, a big part of the story too.

Because Brooke is like this sort of gorgeous um but like very sought after how old is he i'm not sure he's 24 he looks really young yeah and his like he had all these receipts screenshots like i actually did not watch it but like it doesn't matter no i'm not interested i just can't believe that like i that's who you've been listening to a fan. Yeah, no, I didn't know you would know this person's name. I'm shocked. That was the most shocking part for me. It's shocking. Did I remove his songs from my playlist? No, no, I, I don't believe in suffering for other people's mistakes. Like you enjoy something, you keep listening to it. Yeah. But it's definitely weird now listening to him. Like he's singing like he sings as though he's John Mayer. Yeah.

But he isn't. It's giving like Brooks from Real Housewives of Orange County. One thousand percent. You heard it here first. Clinton Cain is the Brooks of TikTok. Of Gen Z. Yeah. Okay.

Now back to Hailey Bieber. And we're going to go back on the same road we came down. How did Tana Mongeau fail it? Well, they were saying on their podcast that like there's this big A-list star. They were like that they know to be pregnant and like they didn't make it hard for people to guess. Got it. I hadn't, I don't think I heard anything.

Did you? I had, yes. But I feel like you could say that any day of the, like everyone's always speculating, was always speculating that she was pregnant. I actually felt like it was the first time that rumors were quiet. Oh, that's interesting. I don't feel like I ever heard that many rumors about her i feel like people were just always like it's like with them and you know they're either pregnant or divorced

it's more the the the jelena divorce yeah she also talked about her relationship it's so crazy how it's like this still thing that like hovers over her life every single day she said like you would think with time it gets easier but it actually doesn't get easier no of course all the criticism right i know i i like feel for her i think obviously she's like one of the people we always talk about like nepo babies like she's obviously incredibly blessed perfect looking yada yada um but i think there are great challenges in her life and i think every time she does i mean like remember when she went on call her daddy i think she thought it would like put it to rest and then she had that picture with selena and they're like finally we're putting a dress it it's like this insatiable desire from certain people to never let this go and i think it like really bothers her

because she's like a very normal nice person um and i think they actually have a really like real normal marriage and they're oddly traditional like in their faith and getting married so young and and i think that this like any normal person, it bothers her. And it doesn't go away. Yeah. It's surprising. It's surprising. Like as someone who's just like not so in the internet, like when I think about her,

it's like. Oh, we're still doing this. So far down on the list of things that come to mind. Same. But it's like just so real for her. And I feel like if we're going to talk about something about Haley Bieber, I feel like what we don't talk about enough is that Alec Baldwin is her dad. I mean her uncle. Uncle. Like to me, it's like just so real for her and i feel like if we're going to talk about something about haley bieber i feel like what we don't talk about enough is that alec baldwin is her dad i mean her uncle like to me that's so crazy she actually talked about her family and

how she's not close with them but she talked she said that she like really is fond of her childhood she has really happy memories she had kind of like sublime like no notes um but that she's not close with her family she's building her own family which parts of her family like i think she has a sister and a mom and a dad and her dad is steven yeah she's not close with her family she's building her own family which parts of her family like i think she has a sister and a mom and a dad and her dad is steven yeah she's not close with him no he said like she's very independent that was all that's all she said oh that's interesting yeah she's not close with her mother i thought she was she didn't say she didn't distinguish anyone she said that she's not super close with her family instead she feels quote very independent quote on my own individual now and i've built my own family interesting however when she looks back on her childhood like she has very fond memories yeah

yeah weird yeah i don't know so mazel tov to hayley bieber the pictures are beautiful oh i was actually thinking about alec baldwin and hayley bieber the other day who do you think is more famous it's a loaded question like who's the most famous baldwin alec i will say not for long i like that yeah you know yeah but he's really really famous and has been like and when you're on like tiktok all day and instagram, of course, who's Alec Baldwin? It's all about Hailey Bieber. But when you zoom out, think about someone on the street in...

Like Ireland. No, I feel like Hailey's big in Ireland. In Cambodia. India. You know, there are movies Alec Baldwin has done that people who have only seen two movies in their lifetime have seen, like Pearl Harbor. Right.

Yeah, no, that's fair. So you'll have to zoom out on that one. that's yeah it's so important at a glance it's alec walden like minutiae it's hilly bieber however everyone knows justin bieber that everyone knows justin that's why it's a question interesting like everyone on the street in cambodia have heard has heard just what do you mean that's why i brought up the question it's a good question thank you sound off in the comments who do you mean? That's why I brought up the question. It's a good question. Thank you. Sound off in the comments.

Who do you think is more famous not just on the internet At a glance zoom out Big Bang Theory Yeah. Today.

Because Big Bang Theory like you know when it's all said and done I think it will be Hailey. In the future. In the future. If she's gonna you know accomplish what I think

she's gonna accomplish. She's gonna leave on on this earth are you ready for our next story what number three yes Meghan Markle had a swirlies lunch out she did with Kimberly Williams Paisley Brad Paisley's wife who was also an actress on Nashville yeah of course I know she was an actress on Nashville I thought it was interesting that they were going to lunch they caught up over a cozy lunch at a Montecito hotspot. I just. Wow. Wait. Meghan Markle has not done it socially.

What I thought she was going to do. What she thought she was going to do. No, I feel like. Because when she came out of it, I'm like, OK, she's going to be on Martha's Vineyard with the Obamas in Calabasas with the Kardashians. And, you know, that's that's the elk and lunch with Beyonce correct yeah now this is not a slight against Mrs. Paisley I love the Paisley's one of my favorite shows and she was so great as Peggy on Nashville yeah this is has nothing to do with the Paisley's where do you think these two met do you think that maybe this is just like a neighbor thing

like she happens to live near like Megan and Montecito or why would Brad Paisley live in Montecito? I don't think Brad Paisley lives in Montecito, but I don't think this is it, but it's just a theory. Hypothesize with me. I'm going to throw out there. Like I feel like when Megan was acting,

she would have run into Kimberly Williams Paisley when they were the same level of actress that is so perfectly put. Yeah. But I don't think Megan kept a lot of friends from those days yeah yeah or like maybe she's not going back to those friends i don't know if that's true like i think she would say she's on good terms with all of her suits co-hosts co-stars they're fine but they don't get lunch they don't get lunch but they all like vehemently defend her and like feel protective of her. So that speaks to something. Yeah, because they were invited to the wedding.

Totally. But like a lot of friends weren't. And I feel like she used to have really close friends who now we never see them. Like Priyanka. Priyanka. Serena. Well, I think she went to Wimbledon. Like her and Serena are good.

And Serena was on Archetypes. Correct. Yeah. What happened to Priyanka Chopra Jonas? And also the other friend, the Canadian girl. Yeah. That's like a rabbit hole Olivia Oshry knows a lot about. That girl Jessica, right?

Yeah. She's like sort of Canadian royalty. I don't know anything about it, but they had like. She was like her best, best friend. And then she kind of became like this tacky, like tabloid star who was like always talking about Meghan. They're just not friends. I don't know what she said.

I just know they were best, best friends and now they're not friends. If anybody has any insight onto how Meghan Markle became friends with this lady, Peggy, please let me know. Yeah. Well, they went to. That's a really good call. That they were like just actress friends. From their old actress days.

They went to Trey Luna in Montecito. And. Are there paparazzi pics of them? There are. Oh, gimme, gimme. Show me, show me, please. Send it to me, Rachel. Oh my God. Meghan looks fab. Fab, fab, fab. There are. Oh, give me, give me, show me to me, please send it to me, Rachel. Oh my God.

Megan looks fab. Fab, fab, fab. Like that's an outfit I would love to wear. It is getting swirly summer lunch, which we need a swirly summer lunch. Oh,

she's wearing that Justin Clau Cartier necklace. Oh yeah. They made a note that it's 12K. Oh my God. That's a $12,000 necklace. Yeah. It's Cartier. Very simple. And her bag is what Dior? the lady Dior very she looks fab very princess Diana

and the other lady's wearing like an actual fanny pack from Target I love that for her like look at her fanny pack that's like what you wear to Disneyland when you have three toddlers yeah but her seamla is nice her seamla is nice I'm so confused yeah because she doesn't lunch often she never eats right no that wasn't a remark on her body publicly yeah and when she does go to restaurants usually with harry harry maybe a bezos yeah yeah kimberly and now a paisley in and you said the stories were nothing that's i said there was one or two dams to give no that's really that's it's not even a dam that's a question mark kimberly and her husband are longtime residents of montecito and are part of the same social circle which includes ellen katie

perry and orlando bloom she's also heavily involved in charity initiatives which are close to megan's heart particularly ending food poverty not the answer being right in front of us so there was no doubt plenty to catch up on during their outing. I just want to say, I think the scandal here is that Brad Paisley lives in Montecito. Jackie, my thoughts are exactly aligned. It's getting fraudulent.

You can't be the face of country music and live in Montecito. Although I do think there is a lot of farmland in Montecito. Yeah, no, I think you can do slow living. And it's like, we're in the Hamptons and we're farmers. Let me ask you a question. You think Brad Paisley is that wealthy? Like Montecito celebrities who live in Montecito are of a different elk. Like you said, it's Ellen. It's like, I do. You do. I think he's like Luke Bryan

wealthy. Yeah. I don't think he's as wealthy as Ellen. No, no, me neither. But I just, when I think of like the country stars who can afford to live in Montecito, he does not come to mind. But I also wasn't like socially conscious for his like peak, you know? Yeah, no, and he's also nationwide, is on your side. Yeah, but a lot of people are nationwide. No, but he's been it for so long.

True, his net worth, oh, 120 million. That'll do it. That'll do it. The top 10 richest country singers in the world to country 97.1.com number 10 carrie underwood with 140 million number nine our king alan jackson 160 million number eight luke bryan 165 million seven kenny chesney 180 six faith Six, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw. They got that marital community property, 200 million combined. Number five, George Strait, 300 million.

Wow. Four, Toby Keith, Rip, 370 million. Number three, Shania Twain, 410 million. Two, Garth Brooks with 430 million. And I know who number one is, do you? Taylor. No, oh, I don't think they would have included her. Like this is like. If number two is Garth Garth Brooks just think you're just not thinking I'll give you a clue Miley Stewart's godmother Dolly Dolly it's uh 675 million wow yeah wow and

then you have to consider tailored but how old is that article because I. Below are some other stars who are making the list as well. No, by the way, this article, I don't know when it was written, but it has updates too. Okay, wait. Go over the other stars. Brad Paisley, 120. Reba McEntire, 95 million. Blake Sheldon, 90 million. Brooks and Dunn, 80 million.

Jason Aldean, 80 million. And Keith Urban, 75 million. That's so great. This was written. Wait. This was written yesterday. What the fuck fuck they're a step ahead of us do you think when did this brad paisley maybe somebody else had the same exact thought as us when did this brad paisley article came out today or yesterday july 23rd today wow hannah fink at country hank fm.com we see each other thank you queen yeah megan looks really great

she looks fabulous like just that's just like a perfect outfit anytime any season anytime in history so true really really crushed it and then also don't forget which you know you probably didn't even know to begin with which is that kimberly is the daughter in father of the bride i did not know that because i only recently saw Father of the Bride. I was on my Nancy Meyer shit in the winter, you know? I was trying to cultivate a vibe and it's the only movie I hadn't seen and it's people's favorite.

The Taylors love that fucking movie. Yeah. Piece of shit. I hated it. And no, I didn't even realize that annoying ass daughter. Daddy, daddy. It's like, you're grown.

Shut the fuck up. And she's been married to Brad for more than 20 years. They have two children. When we think about, when we think about like OG Hollywood marriages, I feel like there's a lot of people we talk about. We never talk about Brad Paisley, Paisley and his wife,

which I think is a real testament to like how legit they are. We always think like he, there've been Nicole Kidman, but they are like really, they're, they're strong. Yeah. Also watch Nashville.

Also, maybe Megan is a fan of Nashville. Well, based on her outfit, she obviously has taste. Exactly. And fashion and style. Are you ready for our next story? Well, I'm not because our next story is brought to you by Wayfair. Find everything that you need this summer your way at Wayfair, no matter your style or your budget. From keeping your kids entertained in the backyard and relaxing on the patio to gathering friends for a dinner party, Wayfair has everything you need to make your home the ultimate summer destination.

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monica's brother did a movie a few years ago with lala kent no and it was called spree so he acknowledged during his interview on monday with on watch what happens live that he and lala did not have scenes together but they met while promoting the movie oh and he said this quote i felt a little attitude. Know what I'm saying? I wasn't trying to give attitude. I was like, why am I getting attitude? Well, I feel like that's actually an accurate read on Lala. Like she has attitude.

Yeah. She's got that gratitude. And then Andy was like, did you feel like you were filming Vanderpump Rules during the interaction? And he said, exactly. So then Lala, then that was the story. You know, he felt shaded by Lala on set of the movie.

And then Lala posted on her Instagram story a response. She said, at David Arquette, I apologize if I was not friendly to you on the set of Spree. I'd like to point out I was on set with many people, you being one of them who are well-known established actors. I am a girl on reality TV. I felt intimidated and a bit like I did not belong all while being incredibly grateful for the opportunity. I'm sorry if that came off as an attitude.

It was not my intent. Okay. That's kind of a good response. She's kind of acknowledging, like she's not saying he's lying, but she's giving a little bit of background. Here's what I was going through. You never know what someone else is going through.

I imagine that's exactly how she felt. Like why would it like her being from reality TV? She's with major major movie stars I don't think she was giving off like diva I think it's more so insecurity imposter syndrome which sometimes like you would never guess that even the most confident people suffer from it's also kind of like a power move in terms of a response because it's like no I'm the bigger victim yeah right it's like don't forget about me and now we've said it you know it's sort of like what can you respond to somebody saying, no, I wasn't giving attitude.

I was suffering from crippling self doubt. Like, well, sorry. Yeah. No, I like that. She tackled it head on.

I think she's incredibly pregnant right now. So, and also I think the last few months have probably been hard for her with like Vanderpump rules. I think she got a lot of, she's not, she's not really on social media right now. I think she's just like moving in silence, keeping quiet just preparing herself she just had her baby monsoon as she

called it wait she had her baby no no a baby monsoon so it's like bigger than a baby shower oh my god i thought you said she just had her baby named monsoon no no she just had her she would name her baby monsoon but ocean and monsoon wait do you think that's a name no but you know how some people a lot of people have a baby shower but if you don't want to do like asoon wait do you think that's a name no but you know how some people a lot of people have a baby shower but if you don't want to do like a big to-do you have a baby sprinkle or like a splash or something i think she wanted a really big baby shower to really celebrate this so she's having a baby monsoon got it got it got it or it's a baby monsoon um yeah she definitely like is going through it with the fandom like the fandom really I don't

want to say turned on her because that's just the nature of reality you're you're hot one day you're not the next day but they really did not like her behavior this season and she got a lot of flack like even well after the season aired just everything she was doing was just like pissing people off so I think she definitely it feels like she actively took a step back yeah but I think if you're like somebody says something about you that bothers you and you're like nine months pregnant and you're just like feeling annoyed and you can't just like leave it out there because also it's david arquette like he a big star it's not just like a random tiktok video that's going viral like he's legit she's not just let it be the fact like oh she had attitude on set and now everyone just says she has attitude on set so per usual i know people

think i'm like blindly loyal to my faves i I'm really not. But I do firmly stand with Lala on this. And like David Arquette, like kind of fuck off. It's punching down. It is like, oh, she had attitude. Like, no, it's punching down. But then like he gets booked on like her network's show and like wants to come with a fun story. So like, yeah, I don't think I don't. Lala can be kind of like misogynist.

Would you say that a man had attitude? Oh, wow. Not the man. That's my favorite. Iist. Would you say that a man had attitude? Oh, wow. Not the man. I love that. That's my favorite. I know. Would you say it? No.

I don't know David Arquette from anything other than him being Josie Geller's brother. What's his name? Rob. Monica? What? Josie? Yeah. Who's Josie?

Never Been Kissed. Josie Geller. Oh, I thought you meant Monica. And that's also his sister. Yeah, but he plays Josie's. For sure. But do you see my confusion? I guess.

I guess. Yeah, I do. I do. In real life, he is Monica from Friends' Brother. David Arquette and Courtney Cox Arquette. But they have the same last name. Monica Geller, Josie Geller. Wait, I'm sorry.

He married Monica. Oh, OK, wait. OK. Yes. No, we're not OK. OK, so yeah. No, I kept saying he was Monica's brother. He's not Monica's brother.

He married Monica briefly. She was Courtney Cox Arquette for a few seasons on Friends. True. His sister's Patricia. Oh, he does have a famous sister. His sister is Patricia Arquette. And he played Drew Barrymore's brother, Rob, in Never Been Kissed. I got all my wires crossed.

Yeah. That's like a kind of random fact, him and Patricia Arquette being. I got all my wires crossed. Yeah. That's like a kind of random fact, him and Patricia Arquette being brother and sister. They don't look alike. But he is a famous brother. Yes, yes. Who else is a famous brother? I love that. Frankie Grande.

Classic. He was in all the screen movies. So yes, again, another blind spot for us. Franchise, yeah. Never Been Kissed, As You Said. Spree, C-spot run not obviously you guys know we didn't watch those um i feel like like really never been kissed is the only thing i've genuinely seen him in yeah i agree in a meaningful way in a meaningful way yeah okay but he really is very connected

buffy the vampire slayer classic yeah he is connected and i just feel like he gets like so much you know you see the name david arquette and people probably like respect him he has recognizability but i just don't think he works as hard as lala kent sound off in the comments who do you think wakes up every day and works harder single mother reality star lala kent or famous brother slash ex-husband of Monica Geller David Arquette so he like I'm sure the day that they were filming the movie like filming movie was all he had to do that day just show up and be David Arquette he probably had his own trailer and like she not only had a million other things to do but also was having to prove herself she's coming in as the reality like

seriously fuck off she said what she said and she also lied to us at the beginning of the show because I think those were some of the best stories there's still one more one more story i could have like made it was five no it's it's number five oh i know what you did last summer reboot reportedly has a star-studded cast and now i don't care about i know what you did last summer but i do care about the faces in this and i know what you did last summer was jennifer love hewitt right that was like her big was it yeah i think so a thousand percent I know it was and I feel like Freddie Prinze Jr. too Sarah Michelle Gellar Freddie Prinze Jr. Jennifer Love Hewitt Ryan Philippe Philippe oh so like okay so I guess it kind of

is meaningful because this cast of people like were the it stars at the time Jennifer Love Hewitt of course Sarah Michelle Gellar Bobby the Vampire freddie pinst jr she's all that like heartthrob central okay so who are they sort of bestowing this honor upon it's pretty good okay cami mendez approved madeline klein approved sarah pigeon show me i don't know her i don't know her but I don't know her. But she's a Tony Award nominee. Okay. So maybe she sings. Tyreek Withers. He looks familiar. He's hot. And Jonah Hower King.

I don't know him. Okay. It sort of went downhill after the first two. Jonah Hower King played Prince Eric in The New Little Mermaid. Oh, okay. That's big. And then let me see Tyreek. Who is Tyreek? He's really handsome.

You said he's familiar. So let's look it does look familiar imdb imdb tell me lies wait who did he play did you see the trailer one thing at a time don't tell mom the babysitter's dad on the reboot who's tim i've never seen any of these things okay maybe i don't know him he was in six episodes of tell me lies who the hell is tim i think he's probably just like a guy whatever okay but if like who who would you have considered for like this role who is that i mean it's hard not to choose more people from riverdale and uh chasing stokes what's it called yeah because battling stokes kj literally even though kj kind of like fell off

yeah well he had a baby that'll do it that'll do i think he's just living life no that's nice i'm happy for him and i think like riverdale was a lot for a lot of people yeah i would have put in put not to keep going riverdale but he really is like a hot star right now and he was nominated in an oscar movie charles melton yeah and i love him yeah they could never make me not like him nobody's trying someone from like the summer i turned pretty yes oh yeah that fella the connor yeah any of them jeremiah yeah was a bullfrog he was that's so true but anyways i probably won't see this but it's like i i approve this message yeah me too and i don't know why madeline klein and cami mendez like are the same person to me because they're from like the same type of show and they're huge stars from it and they sort of they both

are big time viral girlies who move in silence they just keep working yeah like Kami Mendes is out here hawking that Armani beauty she is out here going to the Met Gala but we don't like see her in an annoying way they both do a really good job I feel like they might have like the same agent or something yeah perhaps because they have similar trajectories to me. Yeah. And these are all pretty much like rumors conversations, but this is where it seems to be heading. So it's not finalized. You know, they're not shooting yet. Things could change. I think it's a good start. Also, it's a good reminder of another sort of institution when it comes to marriage in Hollywood. And that's Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar. Yeah. Who have been together since their

teens. And I love that. Yeah, that's really beautiful yes tell me lie season two trailer i'm so excited you know that was like my favorite show of last year same it's hard to get excited about a show that made us wait so long yeah what is it a year more than a year yeah now i know the strike impacted everyone it's just not my problem you know as a consumer yeah so they're just gonna have to work doubly hard to win us back yeah but that was a good show and that's one that i'm actually glad i didn't read the book on because i have no idea what's happening when apparently it's so different oh like it would bother me frustrating so i'm glad i didn't read the book that's kind of where i'm at except for perfect couple that one i can hold

space for both when does that come out I don't know we need to add it to the list we do need to add it to the list it better come out this summer because it's a summer flick I am really hoping and praying that this last hour plus we spend together makes its way to the public yeah because it feels like a really good you know piece of content that we're putting out it does and I feel so people should listen to it and enjoy it and tell a friend about it thank you guys so much for listening toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast life stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube,

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