The Toast - Name 'Em: Tuesday, March 12th, 2024

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy Chews Day! Speaking of Chews... Sorry, I'm starting again. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Jews Day! And speaking of my favorite Jew-ess, it's Jacqueline Follet! It's Two's Jews. It's Two's Jews, It's two's Jews.

That's for day, I'm sure. It's actually three's Jews because Brew is here for the moment podcasting with us. Brew has entered his teenager era. Like now when we wake up in the morning, like Brew stays in bed. Brew can't rise and grind before 9 a.m. Waking up in the morning. He takes his breakfast in bed now. He's just super cozy and he's always like we when we get up to do like a 6 a.m bottle like he always gets up at that time

and expects his breakfast at that time but these days like yeah no like oh great i've been waiting these days he's the last one to rise in the house isn't that interesting you know what they really they grow up so fast they grow up so fast. They grow up so fast. So enjoy this time while you have it, LaTour de L'Eau. How's Ro? So yesterday, you know, we were hoping for an accident-free day. It didn't happen.

We already started the day with an accident, though, you said. Yesterday, yeah. Today, we have no accidents. Now, the day is young. We need a board. Zero days without accidents so far. But Claudia, your expectations are so high. No, no, but I don't get discouraged,

but that's the goal I'm working towards, like a day without accidents. For sure. I feel like it should be kind of a while before that happens. Are you using wee-wee pads? No, and it shouldn't be a while. It should be, I'm going to say a week. Because he was, you know, we dropped him off at a trainer for a couple of weeks.

And he was having no accidents. He was in a routine there. A change of environment is expected, you know. For such a young pup. We're still learning one another. So I'm not feeling discouraged. But that is a goal. I think when training, like it's good to have goals.

That's my goal. Okay. I love your goal. Thanks. and I am rooting for Ro now speaking of goals yesterday I was dressed like a slut like the whore of Babylon today I'm giving athletic explain yourself you're done being a slut it wasn't the life for you um it was the life for me, actually. I really enjoyed kind of the slutty era I was in yesterday, just sort of walking down the street, everybody's eyes on turny. But, you know, I dress for the day. Yesterday required me to be, you know, whoresque.

Today is giving athleticism because after we wrap up the toast, I'm doing something insane. I'm wearing a sports bra. Okay, what is she doing? I mean, she could be going to a workout class she could be training with Hillary she could be meeting with Tom the running coach she's doing 5k training today I have my very first in-person like training with a running coach like we're literally running like outside question mark I didn't even know what to wear I was so confused like I've never worked out outside of my life, let alone run. So I'm wearing a sports bra. I'm wearing my Reebok leggings, my Nike socks, my hokas, and an aloe yoga t-shirt with this merch on top. I needed something because it's chilly.

It's not just merch, Shirtie. It's vintage. I wanted something that gave like, you know, that vintage collegiate athleticism energy. And I thought this Heather Gray was giving that so yes pulled from the archives pulled from the archives I have so much archival merch and there was some there was a pile of merch sitting in my studio which by the way I have now like bins in my studio like things are going into bins and I'm gonna set up all my old merch up here but I had pulled some things of things that we almost made. Remember I showed you while you were here?

Frightening. We have some samples in the studio over here of things we never made. Like some of the ugliest shit on the planet. Like, thank God. What were you thinking? No, the thing is we got the samples and we were like, no, it's not like we were ever on the fence. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It's not like those things were ever almost made once we saw what they would look like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just feel like we've been slaying the merch recently so I feel good about where we're laying the merch and that word on the street is that there are still some baby pink sets left I heard that too actually but I can't reveal my sources I can either confirm or deny you just have to go to shoptoastmerch.com to check out for yourself okay so big week we have do we um yeah in what sense i'm meeting with my running coach right the love is blind reunion which i just found out is not being

filmed live it was already recorded but it's being aired live 9 p.m on netflix which i kind of like i love that like a viewing experience for us we can be a part of something that is technologically sound. Yes hopefully they don't have you know issues. I think that's a great idea. Me too. Also I did something crazy last night. Crack? Crazier. Meth meth I watched the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills holy shit she's nuts so I finished catching up with Summer House I'm caught up on Vanderpump Rules I'm just in like my TV turned on era and I was like okay what have I been wanting to watch so I got back into the season of Beverly Hills that's so crazy I literally stopped watching after like episode two and I haven't really heard much about it all I saw was a preview for next week's reunion where

Andy Cohen says, all right, Kyle, another million dollar question. What's going on between you and Morgan Wade? You mean to tell me they haven't found out yet? Right. No, I don't think this season is particularly good, but I was just looking for some content to watch. I had an hour or so. So I am curious. I am curious like where name them comes from because I love it. I don't know. I just watched it. Claudia, I just watched it last night and it was an infuriating scene. Like Sutton is being insane.

Like, I don't care. You know, when you're arguing with someone. Oh, no, I'm sure it's like a great TikTok sound or whatever. Yeah. You know, when you're arguing with someone and they keep saying the same thing. Yes. And it's like first of all stop saying the same thing. It's really annoying.

And two let me fucking speak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like for the culture name them. Oh it has that become a sound that's really funny. Oh yeah. She keeps saying name them.

Name them. And it's like okay first of all stop saying that. And second of all can you let me. Yeah. Name them. It was really. And her facial expression as she said it, like Kyle keeps saying Sutton was off

and Sutton's like really offended by that, but Sutton was off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you're kind of like insane for doing that. I know. So maybe I'll continue with that, except I think Summer House or BPR is on tonight. So probably back to regular scheduled programming. Vanderp BPR is on tonight. So probably back to regular scheduled programming.

Vanderpump Rules is on tonight. We have made, you know, just wanted to update everyone. An idea that was sort of hatched on the toast live in Technicolor was Jackie and I were thinking about throwing a celebratory party for our six year anniversary of the toast inception, which is coming up, you know, in a mere few weeks. And we have made significant progress in the planning for the party. And I'm actually now feeling like really excited about it. I need to find a dress. We're throwing a party. I need to find a dress too. We're also, what one of my ideas was that

will come to fruition, which will make it exciting for others, is we're going to professionally vlog it. And what I like to call a documentary. We're making a documentary of the party. I love that. Yeah, for the Patreon. Sorry, I shouldn't have made that clear. Sorry, this is a place of business. This is a place.

No, no. Oh. You know, if HBO Max wants to purchase, after Patreon gets the first exclusive, we're down. Yeah. Like, we're going to vlog the whole party, but I think it's not going to be us and our phones.

Like, I think we should have videographers. Therefore, it's a documentary. We're kind of like sparing no expense for this party. Should we have like haute couture gowns made at an atelier in Italy? So shoptoastmerch.com? Pretty much. Oh, my God. We should have haute cout yeah it's made out of our

merch like all the by the way even the samples we didn't make like tapestry a quilt it's beautiful yeah no like i'm literally gonna wear like a custom off white gown you know how hayley bieber's wedding veil said till death do us part it's literally gonna say like the toast yeah we are sparing no expense yeah it. It's going to be fun. So that's an exciting project, both personal and professional. Speaking of projects, professional and personal. I heard a rumor that the redheads after, you know, the redheads are the type of gals who say they're going to do something and then they fucking do it. Because it appears as though you've hired a social media manager. Yes, it appears as though we have found our match.

You know, it was giving America's Next Top Social Media Manager and we've met a wonderful gal and I think it's going to be the start of a great relationship. So you might see the content really popping off soon. And don't be alarmed. And don't be tardy. And don't be don't be alarmed and jump and charty and you haven't been hacked because it might it might never be too late but you know you don't want to be a loser no it's never been too late to join the redheads and you know that's something

that I'm really passionate about but if there were to be a great time to join the redheads it would be like when we're about to kind of dominate social media and the conversation online. And the conversation online. Can I say something like kind of crazy? Sure. I do feel like it's too late. Like, what have you been doing? Like, we've been literally saying for years to join the Redheads.

Like, yeah, it's never too late, hypothetically. Okay, imagine this. Imagine someone like had a lot going on at the time. Maybe they were like having multiple children, didn't have time to read every month, keep this. Imagine someone like had a lot going on at the time. Maybe they were like having multiple children, didn't have time to read every month, keep up. But I will say though, is what we can do as redheads to sort of facilitate anyone joining is something that we've been meaning to do for a while,

which is a trailer episode for our podcast page where we introduce ourselves. Because we've got a lot of girls on the show. We got a lot of personalities and you might not know everyone who's on it. It could be intimidating. A podcast with four hosts. Like if you don't know them.

You do definitely need to do that. So we will do a trailer episode where we introduce ourselves. We'll each talk about our favorite books. What kind of books we like to read. Some facets of our personality. Our personal life. And you know we'll do our usual classic redheads banter. So you can get to know the dynamic.

I actually started last night my book club's book for the month we actually postponed everybody was just like not available for the date that we had chosen and we usually have a rule you know no rescheduling if you can't come you can't come but literally like nobody was able to come so rescheduled which was good because i hadn't even started the book what's the book first lie wins oh i've been seeing it and i have you good good things. Yeah. It's a Reese's Choice. I'm only about 10%. Don't hold it against the book. I'm only about 10% in, but it reminds me a lot of that book that you made me read,

The Social Climber by Amanda Pellegrino, remember? It feels very similar. So I don't know if it's going to be. Oh, so that means I would like it. I don't know if it's going to be. I'm only 10% in. Cool. Our book for this month on the Redheads, which is also why it's a great month to join the redheads is by baby by

Corolla Lovering, which might mean nothing to you, but Corolla Lovering wrote, tell me lies, which is that show on Hulu. Yeah. I just got that book in PR. Oh,

so if you want to join the redheads, it's not too late for you. I kind of do need a copy for my bookshelf. Will you mail it to me? I don't have to buy one. I actually got two. I'm on like two PR lists. We've become you mail it to me? I will. I don't have to buy one. I actually got two. I'm on like two PR lists. We've become like really influential voices in literary.

Like, and I'm not, I'm being dead serious about that. Like people are dying to get their books in our hands. Yeah, for sure. Because if we love a book, we'll let them know. No, we like, Jackie won't take credit for it, but Jackie literally invented the book. It happened one summer. Not when you read it.

It was a joint effort, but it was your recommendation. recommendation and then when I read it like you had recommended to me we talked about like you invented that book Tessa Bailey like she she owes you a check well I have to give credit where it's due Margot almost chose it for the redhead she was between two books and that was one of them and I wound up reading it because she had put it on my radar I don't know if she had read it yet and in hindsight she should have chosen for the redheads because that would have been a much more iconic episode than we are the Brennans no offense the worst fucking book on the planet you know what I just put together she read it read it read it that's what that app you read it is like oh I read it on reddit i never put that together it's kind of like

an amazing name for an app where you read things right no it makes a lot of sense actually kindle should be called reddit you know i lost my kindle classic turdy it's like my third one and you know that the kindle oasis is discontinued what's new that's the thing there were rumors that they discontinued it because they're coming out with a bigger and better one. Nothing is new. I don't know what to do. I'm reading on this old paper, right? That I hate. I like the paper white. It's okay. I miss the buttons. The buttons are everything. I'm sure you could get an old Kindle on Amazon. You can buy like a refurbished one. I just feel like that's a way to spend money on something that's broken. No, maybe, you know, yeah, she's like really not

a fan. I love a deal. Like I'm always going to be like one for a deal in tech. This whole refurbished thing where you can like buy an opened box of like a TV that's already been open for Best Buy. To me, that's just a way to spend like half the money on a broken TV. Like you're going to end up spending more. I just want to say one time I did do open box on a TV from Best Buy literally and it was so inexpensive and it was a perfectly fine TV and it was a win-win. Just that one time. Okay.

I shouldn't have used the TV as an example because I actually think buying like a refurbished TV is fine. Like how broken can a TV be? There's literally one button. But like computers, phones, Kindles, like I don't believe in it. I feel like Kindle is one of those things where it's okay. You think? Because it's so low tech low tech yeah I think you're okay or how about like is anybody and listening to this podcast selling like a rarely used Kindle Oasis I'll buy it from you how about that give it to us you know a woman don't you have the hookup at Amazon they don't have some Oasis

in the back room last time I was at Amazon Live, I was like kind of putting it out there like, oh, no, I lost my Kindle. Oh, no, they're being discontinued, waiting for one to just sort of materialize in front of me. And it didn't happen. Maybe you weren't being overt enough. I think we both know I was. OK, well. OK, we'll leave it there. Let's see. Maybe one will materialize now that you've made your intentions clear. I feel like something so crazy is happening right now. You're sitting cross-legged?

Well, I guess that is kind of nuts of me, but no. We're both drinking coffee and I feel like for years, well, like one year because I just started drinking coffee, you really kind of like make fun of like how my coffees are basically milkshakes. Okay. Look at your coffee. It's the color of my outfit. It's literally milkshake.

Look at mine. Yours is really dark. Yeah. Because I'm literally like moving to the Congo and, you know, drinking coffee wherever they make coffee. Straight from the vine. Yeah.

Like I'm obsessed. Like I'm such a coffee head. So what's in your coffee? Same as always. The Starbucks jugs. I like, I'm like, I'm a coffee head and I'm drinking Starbucks.

Um, Starbucks jug, you know, the cold brew medium roast. It's not cold brew, sorry. It's just iced coffee in a jug from the grocery store, medium roast. Coffee made sugar-free hazelnut, little splash, one splendor. It must be the coffee made that doesn't provide a lot of color. Well, I just don't put a lot anymore. I've been slowly pulling back.

I'm sort of kind of getting used to the taste of coffee. That's nice. Where is coffee made? Is it Africa? All over. Yeah. There is it. Yeah. Rebecca was just posting pictures from her honeymoon. She was having fresh coffee in Uganda, I think. Yeah. Yeah. But also like there's coffee in Columbia, Columbia. That's what I was thinking. Not the Congo. Oh my God. How dumb am I? I'm sure there's coffee in the Congo somewhere. That's the thing. There's coffee everywhere. That's the thing. It just depends what kind of coffee you like and where you like to get your coffee from. Right. And remember that episode of the Kardashians where Khloe became obsessed, like addicted to that? Was it Colombian? What was it? Colombian coffee. And she like drove around all these neighborhoods looking and she rolls down her window and she's like, do you know where the Colombian coffee and she like drove around all these neighborhoods looking and she rolls down her window and she's like do you know where the Colombian coffee shop is and the lady's like I'm

deaf but you remember that no classic no those were the days that'll be you soon literally so now that we've got our coffees we've got our coffees we're all caught up we've got each other oh something that you've been texting me about that I wanted to just like talk to you about in person but we might as well just iron it out right now is tomorrow yeah no don't bring it up because I have something to tell you later okay sorry about that so I guess now without further ado it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know and the fast five Stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five Stories that you need to know are brought to you by Etsy. So we're here to tell you that

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Oscars best picture blunder, though it wasn't offensive and hurtful Oscars best picture blunder though it wasn't offensive and hurtful but it was confusing by the way it was just a weird moment but apologies were not well apologies seem to be in order for him because um he has broken his silence over the furor over his presentation of the coveted best picture award because it was a little anticlimactic did you watch it yes who does the al pacino look like to you al pacino yeah but like come on all right nothing ben's dad oh that's funny yeah he does walking out i'm like ben does anybody tell your dad he looks like al pacino and ben was like yes actually oh that is funny it was giving Bruce well he was there to present the top honor and his delivery was just not the greatest he buried the lead um he announced that he would be announcing best picture and then

he just opened the envelope and said I see Oppenheimer so I'm sorry my eyes see Oppenheimer in his defense it's a little strange because there isn't, I don't think, a package like there is for every other award. Like the nominees are, then they go to this video because throughout the night they give trailers of every film. So by the time the last award, you don't need to do the package. So it was, you know, in his defense. Now he should have said, and the Oscar goes to,

and then made a meal of it so people know that it's being announced in this moment. He just kind of was like, I'm here to do this, and opened the envelope. He's like, I'm here to do this. I guess I'll open the envelope now my eyes see Oppenheimer. Yeah, it was weird. But, you know, historically, things have gone worse for the best picture. So I feel like as long as you're not reading the wrong curd yeah good yeah plus the Oscar producers didn't start playing the music immediately

and I feel that helped that added to the general confusion and then once they started playing and they panned to the audience members but like he kind of flubbed it but also if the producers knew that there isn't going to be a package and this is real envelope, it's not like a gag that he's gonna open an envelope and do something, then they should have went on with the show, not left him there like bumbling in silence. I just wanna say like, leave the man alone. Like he has to issue an apology.

What is he, a hundred years old? Leave him alone. He's 83 and this was what he said. He said, there seems to be, and it's not really an apology. It's kind of like an explanation and a little bit of a go fuck yourself. There seems to be some controversy about my not mentioning every film by name last night before announcing the best picture award i just want to be clear

it was not my intention to omit them rather a choice by the producers not to have them set again since they were highlighted individually throughout the ceremony i was honored to be part of the evening and chose to follow the way they wished for this award to be presented i realized being nominated as a huge milestone in one's life and not to be fully recognized as offensive and hurtful. By the way, Al Pacino did absolutely nothing wrong. The only thing he could have done better, I don't know why he said, my eyes see Oppenheimer,

just say Oppenheimer. Like you literally had one job. And say like, and the winner is Oppenheimer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best picture goes to. Yeah, just a little introductory. He buried the lead a little bit. I know yesterday, my phone is listening to me

because yesterday on the show, I was talking about how, you know, Christopher Nolan's like a dilf. And I've ended up on like Nolan talk. Just a great place to be. I saw this morning that all in all, Christopher Nolan made $100 million on Oppenheimer. Really? really now for a director is that a lot or a little I'm assuming it's a lot I think it's a lot oh I feel like those are you know James Cameron type of type of numbers yeah

well I think it pulled in James Cameron type of numbers who do you think is the greatest director of our time kenny ortega you're such a star like that was the perfect answer seriously like end the podcast we can all go home thank you clip it write it down like my god i never could have come up with an answer that funny in my life brilliant yes brilliant thank you who were you and you're right right right he i was just In my life. Brilliant. Just brilliant. Thank you. Who were you going to say? And you're right. Right. He is. I was just wondering,

because I feel like every year there's like a director who's having a moment and they're like, oh, he's the greatest director of our time. It's either James Cameron. Who is?

Like, Christopher Nolan's up there. James Cameron's up there. Quentin Tarantino's up there. Yes. Guillermo del Toro. Yes. I feel like Toro. Yes. I feel like of all the people we've just named, I'd still say probably James Cameron.

Yeah. Greatest directors of all time. Now this includes like people who are dead. Oh, Scorsese, Spielberg. Okay, Scorsese, maybe. For me, I think, for what I like, I've really only seen one James Cameron movie, so I would say Scorsese more.

Woody Allen, Spike Lee. Oh, you had said Spielberg. Darren Aronofsky, Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. But he's also an actor, more so, no? Both. He's really a director these days, though. These days. These days.

These days. Who else? Francis Ford Coppola, but he's dead. Oh, then Sofia Coppola. Oh, damn. Not one woman on this list. Lol. Greta Gerwig.

Greta's not actually not on this list. The only woman is Catherine Bigelow. Yeah, and she did Zero Dark Thirty. And I think she was married to or is married to james cameron oh my god we stand i think they're divorced and they like feud about their movies love i need a movie about that where's nancy myers on this list true true yeah she was married to him. She does like war movies, Hurt Locker. Oh, wow. By the way, I'm so sorry. Frances Ford Coppola is not dead.

Oh, I'm glad to hear it. Sofia Coppola is not on this list, but I don't think she's there yet. No, but she's like a director that's buzzy with a point of view. And with a legacy. Like she's a nepo director. Yeah. I think she holds her own. What was I just watching about Frances Ford Copd coppola because i just saw a picture oh um miles teller help me miles teller

francis ford coppola help me come on hey what help what's the name come on you know everything he's in a movie show paramount plus oh the one uh come one about the Godfather come on what's it called the offer the offer I'm sorry I was just joking um yeah it's like a show about the making of the movie God the Godfather and the person who plays Francis Ford Coppola I guess I've never seen a picture of Francis Ford Coppola until I just did that Google. Twins. With Miles Teller. No, Miles Teller played someone else. He played the producer. The person who played Francis Ford Coppola. Twins. With Francis.

FFC. Right. Having like a three name name is pretty sick. Like Vanessa Ann Hudgens. Exactly. Don't forget the Ann. Who else? Because I feel like you can either be like a Madonna, a Cher, or a Francis Ford Coppola. You know, there's really no in between.

Well, then you're just a firsty lasty. Mary J. Blige, you know? Yeah. Don't forget the J. I literally would never. If you said Mary Blige, I'd say, who the fuck is that? You know? Totally.

Totally. Hold on. You know, this iPad doesn't have diction. And I love to dictate. Would you like to dictate on the show? Yeah, like if I could just right now be like celebrities with three names. No, but I'm still typing. Right, right.

Chad Michael Murray. Sarah Michelle Gellar. If you said Chad Murray. Right. Jackie, who's this? James Jones. James Earl Jones. Right, like you have to think about it. I'm putting in the work. Okay, who's this? James Jones. James Earl Jones. Right, like you have to think about it.

Only because I'm putting in the work. Okay, who's Jonathan Myers? Reese Myers. Damn, okay, good job. But just because we're having this conversation, I'm working to guess. But if you said Jonathan Myers randomly, I'd say Mike's brother.

Do you know Catherine Jones? Zeta? Good one. Olivia John? Newton. RIP. Daniel John. Newton. Rip. Daniel Lewis.

Day. She's crushing it. Claudia, what about Robert Jr.? By the way, I kind of like love Robert Downey Jr. Yeah, we should watch Iron Man. We should, by the way, because Gwyneth is in it too. And I think it's a good one. Yeah, no, Ben loves it. And I just found out Robert Downey is one of the

good ones I wish that like oh Anya Taylor-Joy that's really part of her success I believe it not Anya Joy I don't know her no she's also an incredible actress with a unique look I mean but it's the Taylor holding her up she's an incredible actress with a unique look but it's the Taylor holding her up title um also a incredible actress with a unique look, but it's the tailor holding her up. Title. Also, a perfect example of someone who's literally so talented, but the three names really shot them to stardom. Wendy McClendon Covey. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Super talented. Super. Super. Are you ready for our next story? A little more Oscars adjacent news because recaps of the parties are coming out

and allegedly Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey rushed back from Singapore to attend Madonna's ultra exclusive Oscars after party. I doubt that they rushed. Known as the party, it was held at talent manager Guy O'Seary's home in Hollywood Hills on Sunday. The party was sponsored by Gucci. It had a strict no cameras policy, which is why we haven't seen any pictures. Not even from the outside? Like, come on, give us something. It looked fabulous.

Yeah. And apparently Taylor and Travis were there. So was this like in direct competition with Vanity Fair or people went after Vanity Fair? I think it's like after after. God, aren't these people tired? They wake up literally at six in the morning to start glam. Yeah, but I'm sure they're on drugs. Oh my God, she's on fire today. I'm sure, no, Claudia, I'm sure they just had a really big coffee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a five hour energy. Straight from Columbia. They get their coffee. Totally. Totally. Yeah. Anyways, the party looked jumping. Well, it didn't look anything because we didn't see it. It sounds jumping, especially because they would rush back for it.

But I do find it a little surprising that Madonna has the biggest party. Have you been seeing these clips from Madonna's concerts? Of her literally screaming at a person for not standing up and then the person happened to be in a wheelchair? That's one of my least favorite tropes. Me too. You know, it's like,

it doesn't feel good when you see what's happening. Not for anyone. Jackie. It's horrible for, obviously the person in the wheelchair. No, it's horrible for Madonna. It's horrible for the person on stage.

It's also just annoying in general that one person can't be sitting at your concert. They don't even have to be in a wheelchair to have their reasons for not standing they're there paying money they're supporting you they love you okay like can they sit is that not enough I completely agree and then it also begs the question like what is going on at Madonna's concert that she has time to like have all the lights on and look around to see who's not standing well I also saw other footage from madonna's concert and like here's the thing and before you say anything i want to say whatever

you're about to say i echo wholeheartedly it was just it's giving elder abuse like who's making this woman do this didn't she almost die recently yeah she had a really serious health scare. Yeah. She was like, yeah, like dead. And is it her that wants to keep singing and dancing? Because I'm watching these videos and it doesn't look like she's dying to be there. No, I really, I think it is. I think it's her.

I think she also takes her role as, you know, elder gay icon like extremely seriously. Yeah. Okay. So she's happy with this yeah no I think I and by the way when we announced like she announced a tour we spoke about it I was like what is she doing like just retire I don't think that there's like this machine you know weekend at Bernie and Madonna like I think Madonna's out there because Madonna wants to me that's the vibe that okay okay I really feel way. I hope that's the case. And in that case, you know, live your truth is all I can say. The thing is live your truth. And I've kind of made peace

with the Madonna thing because I, and I feel like every time we talk about it, some of our older listeners like really hate, hate me. I am not like a huge Madonna fan. I think some of her music, you know, is catchy. I like the beat. But it's not for me. You know, and I know that. It's really for like older women and the gays. And I like, they deserve to have fun, you know? And Madonna's like not letting them down.

So even though I did hear- As long as everyone's having fun, then sure. Yeah, I do. By the way, I do think everyone's having fun. Like seriously. Great. I love that. I take it back.

Keep doing whatever you're doing. fun like seriously great I love that I take it back keep doing whatever you're doing now the calling out of the uh disabled now that was tough that was tough for everyone involved and then like her sort of I kind of appreciate that she didn't just like bounce back afterward she really sat in the moment it was like that that's you know my bad like it was really I kind of like I liked her bounce back there's no good way to come back no and I feel like sometimes they don't even understand in the moment that the person's in the wheelchair so they just like keep going hard and then they learn after the person's in the wheelchair so I'm glad that you know it was all sort of sorted out in mere seconds yeah and I agree I

think she owned it she said oh that's not PC yeah no like she just kind of like said what we were all thinking yikes yeah my bad yeah that one's on me yeah and and I guess that happens but I I do think in general like people can sit at a concert for their own reasons not every person who's sitting like needs to be picked on. I agree. And that was kind of, you know, what I really liked about seeing Adele was that it's probably one of the only concerts where it's like mostly sitting and you can stand, but it's not required.

It's just a different experience. Yeah. I like to sit. Yeah. One time I saw Michael Bublé at the Barclays Center. That's so off brand for you. No, it was so weird. It was before I saw

that video of him and his wife on Instagram live. You know certain things. Stick with me. I'll never see Michael Buble live again. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you should Google it because I actually like I actually once once a week will think about his wife and just worry for her and seriously pray for her. I feel like he's really scary. But prior to that incident, I saw Michael Buble, Ben and I, date night. Oh, by the way, I feel like I've told this story on the toast. You know one of my favorite things about Taylor Strecker is, you know, she always talks about her first marriage. Do you know what her wedding song?

I'm assuming it was Michael Bublé. Yeah. Do you know which one? She was like, it was so weird. Like, I don't know why. It was really emblematic of the fact that our marriage was destined to fail. What was it? Haven't Met You Yet.

The whole song is about having met you. It's foreshadowing. It's foreshadowing. It's foreshadowing. And when that song comes on, she always talks about it. It's so funny. Why was I talking about Michael Bublé? Oh, because I was like, you know what, Ben? I'd love to go to a Michael Bublé concert.

I bet it's like a low-key sitting concert. The Michael Bublé stands. They were on their feet. I'm sure you're unfamiliar with them, but he has like a cult following, older women, pussy popping on the dance floor. Like, I didn't get one moment's rest at that concert love that for them yeah it was giving very much like cruise ship energy he should go on a cruise ship tour like I think that's his target demo dead serious love it everyone living their truth and I need to

go on ironically I need to go on a cruise like I talkically. I need to go on a cruise. Like, I talk about it so much. Yeah. I just don't love the fact that, like, I can't end the trip early, like, if I'm not feeling it. You know, I love having flexibility. There's a lot. I'm also on a spending freeze, so. There's a lot with a cruise that I have a hard time wrapping my head around. You specifically.

I would not say that a cruise is something you should do. No. Even though I love large, iconic ships. You do. From the safety of land, though. Land. Land ho. Land ho.

What was the story? I am a land ho. Big time. I'm a sea ho. The story was tailored and Travis at this glitzy Oscars party. Like, I care deeply. It's really hard for me to sort of speak on it. Without having seen one singular photo.

Okay. So I just want to say. I literally don't believe for a second. That they rushed back. Taylor and Travis don't need to rush to anything. It's true. And she's on a two month break. So they're just like.

They returned from Singapore. And went to the party. When he's off. And she's currently off. Where do you think they reside? I would say they're going to do like a stint in LA. A stint in Kansas City. A lot of people think that.

Maybe some New York. Around this time last year, Travis, after the Super Bowl hosted SNL. And with Dead Poets Society coming out, they think that maybe we would get like a Taylor hosted. Travis hosted Taylor performing SNL. We should. We should. Like if people know what's good,

but nobody knows what's good, so we probably won't. Right. Like people on the internet have better ideas for the culture than like the people in charge of the culture. You know what I mean? Yeah. But sometimes.

Every now and then. The two meet or just one is influenced by the other and that's good too. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story yeah Matthew Perry's will names the executors of his estate in a one million dollar trust with the legendary Hollywood link so the press has dug up Matthew Perry's will which is so invasive is public yeah anyway no for sure but according to a legal filing obtained by people the will indicates that the majority of the late actor's belongings will be placed in a trust with a legendary Hollywood link the document notes that he wanted to leave his items in the Alvy Singer Living Trust which is seemingly named after Woody Allen's character in Annie Hall. His father and mother are named trust beneficiaries,

and his half-sister is also a beneficiary. He indicated in his will that any children he had would also be entitled to access his estate. He never had kids. It also indicates that he had over $1 million in personal property when he died, which is in addition to what his executors had already put in a living trust. Sounds like not a lot of money. Yeah, also one of his executors is Mike Myers' ex-wife.

Hmm, who? Robin Ruzan. There were so many people in his book, girls specifically, who he dated, some who were famous and some who were more like industry people, and none of the names were the real people's names and I really was waiting for someone to like put together a TikTok of like who each girl was because I feel like I know I couldn't even figure out which one was Lizzie Kaplan you know he dated Janice Ian for like many many years. No I didn't know that.

I didn't know which one that was I feel like it was the one who we went to go see in the play in London. I don't know. But one of the sad parts of the book was him talking about how he never had kids and it was something he wanted, but like his addiction really got in the way. Oh, that is sad. And I know he he spent money really irresponsibly. He also said, you know, he doesn't even know how much money he spent on drugs, but he knows he spent about seven and a half million dollars on his recovery in terms of like medications nurses facilities rehabs um but he's one of the highest paid actors on television so i think they make like 25 million dollars a year just from friends residuals on like syndicated networks and stuff so a million dollar trust, like thanks.

I think that's just one of the, a million dollars in personal property, but he already had living trust and trust maybe aren't available to the public. Yeah, and he also said like he wasn't the most responsible with his money. Like he was always just like buying new cars and new houses every time he got sober

because it was like a need to feel something. And he was very afraid of being like alone that the house would freak him out. So he probably, you know, wasn't out of all the friends, the most, you know,

in the best financial standing, but it was a lot of money. Right. But also like without children, you know, he spent his money and lived his life and enjoyed his life. Cause even if there's this big pot right now. Yeah.

Great for his parents and his half siblings yeah he never mentioned at any point in the book money being an issue when it came to like drugs and stuff it wasn't like a lot of I forget what other book I read oh Mike the situation you go broke spending he went broke yeah he went broke and that's how he ended up accidentally doing heroin because he literally couldn't afford anything else. Damn. That book was so crazy. I can't recommend it enough.

Damn. I think I'll start reading some more. Memoirs? No, just like I feel like I only read right now when it's redheads just because I don't have a ton of free time. But just like I was able to watch Beverly Hills last night, I could have spent more time reading. So I think it's time to start reading more for leisure. Okay, wait. Also, I had the craziest thought I wanted to run by you I think in like a few months it's gonna be my turn to pick for the book club and I had a crazy thought if we sync up no oh I

mean that actually wouldn't be a bad idea but that's not and then like all the redheads could go to the balabustas oh my god wait they would love that okay wait but what I was gonna say was I was thinking of choosing Demon Copperhead yes do you think I would like it it's an endeavor it's like work and it's hard it's long but it's so good and it was my best book of 2023 and those are the books worth reading like you will finish it and you'll be like exactly that was a good use of my time exactly and that's what the book club is for like real sort of ambitious choices things I never would read and I brought it up to some of the gals because I had dinner with them over the weekend and they you know they weren't thrilled about it but that's the point yeah I remember in the beginning of the book like it I just felt like

I never got into the book until I just was, I started just reading huge chunks just to, like, make headway. Yeah. And then I was in it. Yeah. So, if I don't do it for book club, like, that's a goal of mine this year, to read Demon Copperhead. How about that? How many pages is it? I don't even think it's that crazy.

It's just so dense, you know? Yeah. That's, like, for me, I'm really not, like, that smart. Like, I can't read like really intellectually dense like big worded books I find so stupid neither can I anytime I like punch above my weight I'm like yes I'm a dumb bitch above your reading level yeah this book is but I was able to understand this book 5 Oh, 560. Not bad. Okay, okay. I thought it was like 1,000. No, no, no.

560. I also feel like that's the type of book I'd like to buy hardcover. So like people in the airport know like I'm a smart girl. For sure. But then you will never read it. Oh, because like it's so, it's visualizing how many pages you have left. As a Kindle reader, it's harder to get into a physical book for me. It just is.

I agree. And why would you buy the book that's going to be the heaviest book of all the books you read? Just so people in the airport know, like, I went to college. You know, like, I'm smart. Well, you could also put your book cover on your Kindle. Not the same. Not enough people could see it from far away. Or get a t-shirt that said, I'm reading Demon Copperhead.

What have you done today? Maybe I'll just get a tattoo on my forehead. Currently reading, colon, Demon Copperhead. I think think that's smart are you ready for our next story it's our fourth story no I didn't think so no the fourth story is brought to you by hatch oh spring forward you guys it's that time of year where our clocks are unwound. Your sleep schedule, your daily routine might be a little, you know, reached a hiccup recently. We're all excited to have an extra hour of light in the evening again,

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It is launching in Target stores and on Target.com on March 10th. His impetus behind launching the brand is such. He said, quote, I found over the years as men, we can have these great conversations about working out, recovery, ice bath, sauna, and we can talk about trucks and cheat meals and tequila and our favorite movies, but every conversation I would have regarding skin care, I was always pulled to the side privately. Like, hey, can I ask you a question? What do you do for your skin?

So in an effort to normalize men taking care of their skin, he used his business savvy and charm to create a line that falls into the mystique bucket. Okay, that explanation, like I was about to come on here and praise and the explanation was like kind of stupid oh I thought it was gonna be the opposite you were gonna come on here and clown and the explanation was like oh okay no I happen to think Dwayne Johnson is in a position where any brand he launches his tequila is so successful any brand he launches he's kind of just got that magic touch people really love him I think Papa Tui is such a great name it being an exclusive collab with Target I feel like this is pretty fail-proof like I think it's I think Papa Tui is such a great name. It being an exclusive collab with Target. I feel like this is pretty fail proof. Like I think it's I think it's awesome. Under ten dollars.

I love. But then that explanation is like, oh, we're ashamed to take care of our skin. Like, OK. Yeah. Normalize men's skin care. Like, shut up, you know? Yeah. And I just I don't think that men need to be as enthusiastic about skin care as women. I think that they should have something that they like, use good ingredients, but then continue on with their manly things. Yeah, no, like, this is for the girls. Like, stop. Yeah, it's kind of. Can we have one thing?

Like, it's just like taking our stuff. It's so true. Like, we can't have anything. Yeah. But, but, but, Dwayne Johnson is just someone I actually really like. And nothing he does really bothers me. Yeah, I agree. I also like the idea of tattoo care.

Never thought about that. I thought the same thing. And he's, you know, literally tattoo man. Yes, of course. And it would make sense that your tattoos could use a bit of care. Yes, also, I've heard of this. Like, your skin can stretch over time. The ink can dull. So yes, I agree. So all in all, not a bad celeb skincare idea. No, when I first heard the idea, like the, I was like, what? But the more I thought about it, it's really, it's not a horrible idea. And

he's going about it in a good way, like in a really accessible way. It's not like A-Rod men's makeup. Hims, right? What was that company called? I don't know, but it was like makeup, yeah? Yes, when A-Rod launched makeup, find me the name of the company because I do believe it's the company now, Hims. Let me see. Right.

A-Rod's new beauty line says about the rise of men's makeup. Yeah, that picture of him like putting on concealer. Like what was the company called? Hims. Hims. So, but Jackie, is that now the company Hims? Let me see. Yeah, I think so.

Oh, he teamed up with Hims. Because Hims, that was the first time I ever heard about the company. He's an investor shareholder. So the first time I ever heard about the company HimS was when A-Rod was launching concealer. And I was like, oh, okay. But now HIMS is an extremely successful company for men and women. They have hers and HIMS.

And you can get weight loss shots on there. You can get hair growth supplements. You can get sex pills. It's kind of like a big telehealth company. It's way to tackle anxiety. Great. And, you know, a man's concealer, like you got a pimple and you want to conceal it. I'm fine with that.

I think A-Rod being the face of it is funny. No, but by the way, like literally women have perfected, like go to Sephora. Like literally you could find every, what's different about a man's? No, but it's just about the branding. It's the same way. It's so dumb. We have our own razors. There's billion dollar businesses just built off of the fact that it's the same product marketed to different people.

But it wasn't a success. A-Rod's participation. But you're saying Hems's. Hems's, I'm saying the concealer wasn't. Oh, the blur stick? The blur stick, yeah. They couldn't even call it a concealer. It's giving fragile.

Yeah. Like whenever Ben has a crazy ass pimple i'm like get over here like i will put nerves on it yeah the best of the best the best of the best like seriously why bother you know we've been at this for 50 years more because someone wants to make a a dollar turdy and they see a gap in the market i understand so they gave it a shot yeah our fifth and final story a little human interest news love because a new report has come out from job seeker of the most of the most popular jobs in the world what certain country what most people is their dream job in that country start again you just spoke not English. Okay.

JobSeeker put out a report of the worldwide most searched for dream jobs. Okay. So by country, what most people were searching for. It doesn't mean what everyone wants to be because it's mostly like how to become a blank. Got it. Okay.

For the United States, the most searched one was flight attendant. Yeah, that kind of makes sense. Same for Canada. Chelsea's influence. Worldwide, the most popular one was pilot. A lot of people want to become a pilot. Learn how.

I find that interesting. Yeah, there wasn't as much influencer as you would think. I thought that's what it was going to be. There was journalist, author. What's your dream job? I'm living it. Podcasting with my sis. Okay, but like for real,

like outside of this. It's hard to say. Like dream, dream. So dream, dream, dream. Something I would actually want to do or something I think I would be good at. You actually would want to do if given the opportunity and i would quit this for it oh god okay in the hypothetical universe the toast doesn't exist and i have to just go out and get a job i don't know like are you saying practically or dreamy, dreamy, it's naming nail polishes for OPI.

Great, thank you. That was the answer I wanted. Practically, maybe a teacher. You know, I would think I would excel. No, not practically, dream. Dream lottery winner. Not a job. Okay, naming nail colors for OPI.

What would you name the color of your sweater? My sweater? Espresso problems. It would be my line. Oh, no, no, no. Universal. Come on. Espresso would be better.

That's cute, too. By the way, you could have done more universal, like Espresso Can... Espresso On better. That's cute too. By the way, you could have done more universal, like Espresso Can... Espresso Nassus. That's cute. This would be a nice color. It would. It's kind of what I'm wearing on my nails.

Or, you know, they would do like semi-nudes. Yeah, like this new vulgar culture would do that. Yeah, I guess that is vulgar. I wouldn't want my names to be vulgar. Yours would be family friendly. It would be family friendly it would be family friendly birthday suit cafe au lait yeah

what's your dream job? I obviously pop star true like would do anything to be like a popular pop star by the way not just like a struggling one but it's popular it's not guaranteed Would do anything to be like a popular pop star, by the way, not just like a struggling one. But popular is not guaranteed.

I would want, it's a dream. We're just making stuff up. Like I would want to be like a pop star with millions of adoring fans. Okay, you're working your way there. Yeah, I am. Like you could keep doing this, keep doing your comedy. And then like if your next comedy tour is like, psych, I'm singing for two hours. And you guys are going to dance along. I would love like, I don't know,

something about just like being in a gorgeous look with a microphone and just nothing but me and the music. I think you should do it. You should hoodwink fans into coming to see you for one thing and just start singing. It would be called the hoodwinked tour. Yeah. I like that.

Me too. So those were the fast five. That was our show. Anything else you want to chit chat about before we let the peeps go? I mean, I do, you know, I have to make haste at some point. I have plenty of time, but I do have my running coach today. I need time to mentally prepare. Also, what should I eat before?

Carbo load, right? But not too close in advance. Like you should have carbs first, protein after, I think. Okay. I think that's the policy. Okay. But not like load up. But if you wanted to have like a wrap, that sounds good.

Yeah. I'm really worried about like being in the park and having to poop. Okay. So guzzle your coffee and go before. I did go this morning. Do you think I'll have to go twice? It sounds like you're just worrying about stuff for the sake of it. Yeah. No. Also, where do I put my phone? Do I bring a water bottle?

Like, I don't know how these things work. Well, some people, they have things where they put their phone, like a little fanny pack or, you know, an armband or something. Yeah. I think I need to level up and get like an armband. Or like an ankle thing. Or if you're wearing Lululemon leggings, they have those pockets. Wait, no, I'm wearing Reebok, but I thought I saw pockets. Hold on. The Lululemon ones have them like on the side of your leg. They're really good.

You're right. You're right. But no, I'm wearing. Fuck. And you've got to hang on to it so it can track your steps. Otherwise, what's the point? Oh, my God. Wait. Yeah, you're right. And I don't want to put it in my bra. Fuck, I don't think I it so it can track your steps. Otherwise, what's the point? Oh, my God, wait.

Yeah, you're right. And I don't want to put it in my bra. Fuck, I don't think I have. You can always hold it. I feel like that's what most people do. I'm nervous. I'm not going to lie. Like, I'm not feeling confident.

That's why you're going to train. It's just a training session. Yeah. Take it slow, baby steps. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You guys, thanks for hanging out with us.

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