The Toast - Ogre Running The Swamp: Thursday, June 22nd 2023

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. And it's a great Thursday because an unexpected back-to-back Jax and Claude in the studio together. Ben was supposed to be here today, but he's, quote, so busy. So Jax is here. Even better. Even better. I'm filling in for Ben, who's filling in for me. And it's the original recipe, which is such a joy.

It was so great to be back with you yesterday Jackson to do it again I don't know what I did in this life to be esteemed with such honor but I wouldn't have it any other way it's so crazy we used to do this every day I know and now it's just such a sweet treat sweet treat well I'm happy to be here thank you everyone yesterday I announced my children's book The Camper and the Counselor which you can see And also, if you're listening as a podcast, check out my Instagram. And I got so much love, support, pre-orders. I mean, how could you not? Look at that fucking cover.

And it just meant so much. So thank you to everyone who was excited for me and sent their love and who ordered the book. And I think to, you know, thank everyone for how excited they were. There was so much support. To thank everyone for their support, I should read the second page. Another page? Maybe slowly we'll end up reading the whole book.

Okay, but you have to start from the beginning again, right? So I read the first page yesterday, and now I'm going to read the second, okay? It's the first day of camp. My bags are tightly packed. My duffel trunk and pillow are all neatly stacked. We bump and we bounce up curves, bends, and hills. The windy camp roads give me goosebumps and chills. We're here, I yell as we pull into the drive. We've made it to camp.

I'm so glad to arrive. As I head to the bunk, I'm filled with suspense. My heart's beating fast and my shoulders feel tense. Now you can get the full book October 10th but pre-order now at the camper and the counselor.com link in my bio link in my stories link everywhere link up my ass like search me on Amazon Barnes Noble Target Walmart yeah it's the number one children's book on Amazon right now not it's not a big deal or anything just you know up there with your colleagues Dr. Seuss and Roald Dahl Roald Dahl yes Iald Dahl, yes. I woke up today to the number one children's book spot on Amazon. Gang, gang!

Which is insane. And there are so many children's books out there. There are so many, and it's a really competitive category. No, you're up there with literally Dr. Seuss. What's the one I was saying? Where Do You Go Now? Oh, The Places You'll Go. The Places, similar.

Literally, Oh, The Places You'll Go. Oh, The Places You'll Go. Like, you're up there with the great you'll go the place is similar literally oh the places oh the places you'll go like you're up there like with with the greats with thus making you a dot dot dot great question mark exclamation point amen inevitable terrible we'll never stop quoting vanessa hudgens abysmal hysterical COVID Instagram story. No, I literally live so I'm free in my mind. The,

the intonation and the sort of rhythm in which she speaks should be studied. It's so poetic. Or is it because you've watched it so many times? I haven't even watched it that many times. I've said it 55,000 times. Maybe it's just me quoting yours. Right. Right. It is in my special. So maybe it's me quoting you, not times. Maybe it's just me quoting yours. Right. It is in my special.

So maybe it's me quoting you, not Vanessa. That's more me. Yeah. To like quote the quoter. No, to quote turdy. So true.

And turdy specials. Turdy specials. That's my specialty. It's your special turd. Anyways, make sure to preorder the book if you haven't already, because it is so appreciated by me and helpful to me in terms of like book placement and bookstores and all that jazz. Also, after this episode today, Claude and I are recording a Patreon episode, podcast and vodcast for the Patreon all about the book.

We're taking all of your questions, like how I got it published, how I found an illustrator, what the process was like, because it was was like a journey 18 month process at this point so I'm excited to share all of that it's gonna be fabulous yeah and you know obviously this is a huge accomplishment but I kind of accomplished something like kind of major yesterday too you got a car I got a car not only did I get my very first car I also vlogged the whole thing so that's also on patreon all the more reason to become a patreon member like the vlog the episode today like the 300 episodes that are waiting for you if you join today literally literally yesterday's episode was so fabulous so funny I was laughing so hard I watched it again there were so many like funny things that had me just laughing upon remembering them and you know what I think we should do?

We should do it again. Yeah. Oh my God. Don't fucking do that. What's wrong with you? Don't point at me like that. Like, I don't know. It's just, I mean, I would be pointing at me too if, you know, if someone was wearing this.

If I was you, I'd point at me too. I'd point at me too. I'd point at me too. Yeah point at me too. At point at me too. Yeah, I'm wearing ERA's merch. I actually got this merch at a meet and greet a few days ago in Boston. Such a generous gift. I literally was like grabbing it out of her hands. I'm like, no, I couldn't accept it.

I couldn't. She gave me ERA's merch and she also brought you one. And I really did feel bad taking it. But she told me she works at a radio station and got it for free. So then I didn't feel bad. Oh, because I was going to say, wow. She spent her time at the concert waiting online no the time the money like the energy to turdy and i wasn't gonna take it until i heard that she got it for free from work okay fine yeah

no then i was like yeah give a bitch hand it over i'll allow it i'll allow it so i'm just like repping my girls today the camper the counselor and taylor squad goals squad goals now we have a much more relaxed show today yesterday was like chaos we had the book we had the submersible we had dear toaster have the submersible i know as we had like yesterday five really important stories except for the fifth one um and today like the stories are chill chill we're chill we can chill but this you know the clock has run out you know the submersible is out of we'll get to it okay i just like i've thought of nothing else that's why it's our first story yeah i feel like everyone's

talking about it they are it's the craziest saddest thing like ever yeah and like it's one of those things we'll really never know unless they unless they find it right i don't really think it's like a plane where there's a black box though like it there's a logitech controller no right it's really even if it was like a if it was a legit submarine yeah okay there would be a black box uh it's literally a minivan yeah the only way we would know what would happen what happened is if they find is if they ran out of oxygen and that was the cause of death and then they find the submersible and they're able to see they'll be able to tell if they find it like how long those people were in there alive yes but I don't think they'll find it

you don't think they'll find it I don't well that's the thing about the sea not to just be like a stickler for the stories but that's literally our first story and our most major story okay but that's just the thing about the sea I just feel like you're stepping on the toes of the fast I'm literally I'm trying to change topics okay the sea The sea is so scary, you know? Yeah. There's so many parts of the sea that, like, are untouched by man, like, and they're so dark and, like, it just freaks me out. The ocean is so low-key scary. Especially, like, the dark ocean, you know? Like, the Turks and Caicos ocean is not scary.

Like, when you can't see it. Like, this, yeah, you're talking about the beach. No, no, no. Like, in the Turks and Caicos ocean, like, you can go pretty deep and like it's all clear like you can see it that's not scary there are parts of the ocean that are like pitch black that are so deep and like no person has ever gone before that's what's scary like i think being like a maritime like somebody who works on the ocean it's like i think i add that to my list of my like a job I never want to have no there's definitely beauty in it for sure for sure but like there's crazy storms of course I think like

that's just a job I'm not built for for sure but like for some people like to be a fisherman yes there's the risks but like you're spending some people sit their whole life in a cubicle yeah and you get to look at their yeah the job they never want to have is a cubicle. Right. But I don't think I could. Like in, what's that book? It Happened One Summer. Yeah. How they're like fishermen and they're in like the choppy Seattle seas. Like, no.

Yeah. No, that's a job I'd never want to have. Okay, well, no one's asking you. Yeah, that's true. You're not qualified. Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. And the shoes that she gave me were not something I would particularly buy for myself. They were old maiden type of shoes. And she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman.

So if that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack because she was unqualified. They would throw you overboard. Oh, no. They would throw me overboard. I'd literally be like, I'd get so caught up in the beauty at first. I'd be like, this is so beautiful. We're so lucky to live in such a great country. Oh, say.

The way they would hate you. Hate. You know, those like silent types who like just live their life on boats. Oh, my God. They would hate. Hated it. Yeah boats. Oh my God, they would hate. Hated it. Yeah. And that's how my story would end.

That's why you stay on land. That's why I stay on land. So true. So we do have a great show for you today. Yeah. Since we can talk about nothing other than. But the submersible. The submersible we could get into.

We could. Is there nothing else you want to update the crew on? Like what's new with you, Jax? I mean, I've just been like in book land. In promo mode. In promo mode. I finished my other book last night. I've been reading.

Oh, I want to hear how your reading is going. So slow. And it has nothing to do with the book. I'm so busy. Like I have a car now. Right. I'm so busy. Maybe you should listen to the book from your car.

I'm not an audiobook girl. And I know that audiobooks tend to take longer than reading, especially for me. I'm such a fast reader. And this is a very long book. It says that it's going to take me 10 hours on my Kindle because it's such a long book. I think if I read it, it would take me 25.

I mean, if I listened to it, it would take me 25. I don't know. I've never listened to it. I don't. But I like the book. I'm reading The Rose Code. Claudia's reading The Rose Code for her book club. She asked me for a recommendation. And that's what I recommended. And I do the book. I'm reading The Rose Code. Claudia's reading The Rose Code for her book club. She asked me for a recommendation, and that's what I recommended.

And I do like it. It's not my, obviously, my type of book, but it's good. I'm just, I've been so busy. And it's really long. I didn't realize how long it was when I recommended it. And I'm not hating it. And if it's good and long, that's fine by me. I am going away this weekend, and I did just check the weather.

It's supposed to rain the entire weekend. So hopefully, you you know an upside to that is that I'll finish the book yeah I mean I have to finish the book book club meets next week oh and book club is meeting in New Jersey because one of our members lives in New Jersey and I'm driving the club oh my god in my new car you're driving everyone well it's like a big book club and I only have four extra seats how are you gonna choose I'm just gonna write like I'm driving come one come all or the people who listen to the show will know to ask you for a ride and that's how you can test your friends yeah if you're a member of the book club and you're listening and you're listening then here's who I know listens every day Margo and Abe so not our sister Mar, Not our sister Margo.

Not our sister Margo. She would never. We have so many Margos in our life. Margo Fish, Margo Lou, and Margo Oshry. This is Margo Fish.

So, I know Margo Fish listens and I know Abe listens. So, I think they'll probably get the first two seats. Now, I know Rachel listens

but I don't know if she listens every day and she's been really busy at work and she's pregnant. So, you know, I'm not going to be mad at a pregnant woman.

So, I think maybe Rachel will hear it and I think, I think maybe Michelle will hear it. I think I think maybe Michelle will hear it do you think that Margot or Abe would text someone no they would let the chips fall where they may you know they would let this experiment run uninterrupted Margot and Abe and Margot and Abe whoever listens first you could also claim shotgun yeah you know Abe's a gentleman he'll let Margot

sit in the front yeah that's nice yeah so it's like kind of drama at the book club. Oh, wow. I know. I should have gotten like a big Suburban for my car. Now you're like weaponizing your car. A hundred percent. Oh, actually, this kind of throws a wrench in it. Abe, I forget what I called him.

Abe is actually going to be in New Jersey before book club starts. So I'm only driving him home. So someone gets bumped. No, I don't know. I don't know what that means for the chauffeur.eur but you know what the thing about like being the driver is like I'm doing everyone a favor like I'm not getting involved yeah like come as come on come all how is he gonna get to New Jersey in the first place maybe he has a car he doesn't I hope probably Uber I'm not sure no it's like the the intricacies and the dynamics of book club are getting really

complicated damn is it gonna be hard for you guys like while you're in the car on the way there to not talk about the book yes that's the thing like in the week leading up to book club I can't really talk to my friends who are in book club because we'll just talk about the book yeah and then it like spoils all the fun yeah so also in terms of my car like I got an easy pass what else do I need like I like I almost forgot the easy pass what you mean for like for life like Like, for driving. Like, what do you need inside a car? I got my insurance. I got my E-ZPass.

What else do I need? Need? Really, like, nothing. Do you have an E-ZPass? No. Because I don't drive on the highway. No, you don't drive on the highway. And the ones in Florida are called something different.

SunPass. SunPass. That's so much better. So Florida. So Florida. And it's just like, E-Z. It literally never even occurred to me because I will never be on the highway. Does Zach's car have an easy pass?

I've never seen an easy pass in your car. Me neither. What do you like pay with cash like a grandmother? No, but he's on the highway a lot. All the time. Yeah. So I don't know what he does. Maybe, you know, when you run through those things, they just bill it to your house, which

is not terrible, but. He must have one. Yeah. I never saw it. Me neither. But I never looked for it. Not us incriminating Zach for avoiding tolls. No, no.

I don't think he avoids tolls. You know, on Waze. I mean, you can't. No, on Waze, you can, like, take it so that they avoid all the tolls. Then you, like, take four hours to go somewhere that's, like, 30 minutes. I'll have to ask him after this what he does. Just a fun fact. Yeah.

All right, I guess. You guess we could get. Oh, so anyways, I finished my book. That's how we started. That Churchill Woman. It's about Churchill's mother. And I tried to read a nonfiction version over the holidays and it was taking me forever. And I eventually gave up because I was going to like not meet my reading goal.

It was taking me weeks and I was 20%. I think that's also because the bibliography is really long. I love when they like, when you think the book is long and then it's 70%. No, literally with these ones, it's like a 40%. Oh, that's nice. And then there's like,

you know, DBQs. I love when they put shit at the back. So it's like unexpected. It's the bibliography. When it's a nonfiction book. Oh yeah. The bibliography is half the book.

Please stop saying bibliography. I have like actual trauma from school. The cited sources. That is worse. Like, so I stopped reading that book, but then I did want to know like the story of Churchill's worse. So I stopped reading that book but then I did want to know like the story of Churchill's mother so I was like you know what there's a historical fiction version maybe I haven't graduated to the level of non-fiction. So I

read the historical fiction version and it was a good like template that gave me like the outline of her life but I found it to be really lacking so now I went back to the book so I'm 20% into this non-fiction one. Do you feel like a sort of kinship to Churchill's mother since you're both like mothers of great men? Yes. Great thinkers? Yes. Historical figures? Well definitely being a boy mom it's like how do I become the mother of a great man? Love that and did she give any tips? No she like she's just like really fabulous. Kind of. Check. Kind of like made herself scarce. Check.

But was always there when Winston needed her. When Winnie needed her. Win. That's what you call them? That's what they call them in the book. Win. Win. So I'll let you guys know how my progress is going.

I'm going back to nonfiction. But I think I'm going to like do a fiction book during the day. And then the nonfiction one at night to help put me to sleep. Love that for you. Yeah. And hopefully between the two, I'll get through it. Fabulous. So that's my reading update. Oh, and just like another brief update about me is I've been like preparing all week for this event I have tonight. Yeah, me and Margo were invited to the Summer I Turned Pretty premiere. It's next week i'm literally i ordered all these dresses i'm like panicking i'm like scrubbing my legs to do spray

tan and then i'm thinking i'm like wait if the event is tomorrow aka today this was last night margo's in yellowstone i was like wait is she not coming with me and then i had to like reread our text where she was like let's go to this i'm like okay and, okay. And it's next week. I'm deeply unwell, but it's a premiere. It's a premiere. That's cool. I know. I think I'll get to see the first episode before everyone else.

No. Are you going to walk the red carpet? Yeah. That's why I got a new dress from one of my literal favorite brands. Like just shout out Jonathan Simkai. Such gorgeous things. Such gorgeous things for a real woman, you know? Yeah.

Like I feel like I have so much Jonathan Simkai in my closet, like literally size 16 down to size six and I look good in all of them like at any size like he really knows how to flex in yeah oh yeah the dress that I'm wearing on Thursday is a size six six I'm so toxic these days and you know what I live for it isn't it awesome it's awesome to be toxic now I know why you've been like this your whole life okay I'm so jealous of you it's okay like you needed to detox you're going through a detoxing but you'll be back don't worry toxic to my core so true toxic to my core core toxic to my core because toxicity is like really like genuinely like a state of mind that was a descendants reference yeah i was like

i didn't know the song so i didn't jump in yeah uh for the mamas out there and also just the people who like descendants and aren't afraid to share it for our teenage listeners and for snitch and i yeah yeah okay now without further ado though you did say something i wanted to follow up on what oh i just wanted to say you got a sima okay i'm glad you got that in now without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know and today's episode is brought to you by State Farm. The State Farm personal price plan helps you create a plan that gives you options so you get an affordable price. And it comes with a lot of benefits, like the coverage you want, a policy that helps

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It's still a rescue mission and they are looking for survivors despite the oxygen supply running out. As robots trawl the ocean floor and Ocean Gate co-founder insists that they have longer than we think. I'm not going with the Ocean Gate co-founder. So there's a bunch of different theories. Like which one do you believe like happened? You know, there's one that they're stuck in the Titanic. There's one that like, you know,

it immediately something went wrong in oxygen and maybe it imploded. Not neither. I think they are lost and they lost power and now without oxygen. But maybe they passed away for other reasons. It's really cold down there. Yeah. Like there are things that could have happened in the last few days.

But now without oxygen, like I think that's it. I sincerely hope. I don't know if this is like a bad thing to say that like they passed away quickly like day one like because I was watching a TikTok which of course you know means nothing but the girl sounded like she knew what is up like if they are in fact you know lost without power at the bottom of the ocean like the conditions it's freezing down there because of like the um um, the temperature and the sea level. It's probably started, um, like real, uh, like a lot of condensation inside the vessel. So it's like

freezing cold water kind of pouring, not pouring in, but like dripping in. There's no seats and it's a round vessel. So they have nowhere to like lean. There's like not really a real bathroom. Um, there's not a ton of food and there's limited oxygen. And then there's also just like a bunch of people you don't know. And it's probably pitch probably pitch black um if the power went out and down there it is pitch black yeah so um like the conditions of just being in there are really like terrible i don't know what i think happened i don't think they're stuck inside the titanic like that's what people think they went down there and they maybe like something like snagged at them right or like they some people say they maybe got caught on like a fishing net or something I don't know I don't think that's it I think like we've we saw

how the thing was built it's so janky because also it's like if they did get down to the Titanic why did they lose contact after an hour and a half right it's like the machine let them broke yeah and I think that's also like the worst It's like the machine let them broke. Yeah. And I think that's also like the worst case scenario. Like the machine broke, but they're still chilling in there. Yeah. I don't know. Unfound. But if they didn't chart off course for some reason, how come we can't find them? How come we couldn't find them in the last four days? If the machine broke, wouldn't they just be like going where the ocean takes them yeah but they started that they knew after an hour and a half that they were missing like how far could they have gotten and also i didn't

realize they knew after an hour and a half weather patterns and like weight patterns to predict where something will end up so if they were on their way down and they lost power then like you can use math i didn't realize where they would go. I didn't realize that they like it went wrong only an hour and a half in. Yeah. Damn, that is so scary. Like I can't think about it for too long. Like because like the let's say like the theory that they're like all in there alive, like using the oxygen and like it's too like more like that's sounds like horrible like like what

nightmares are made of yeah and i just can't believe that this thing has done the journey like there are people coming forward who were on it like this i guess they had like a bunch of youtubers not a bunch like a few youtubers over the course of the last few years come and do it to like promote ocean gate on like if they have like you know maritime channels and they have content that like is very you know oceany. And so like all the people who have done it they're all coming up on my TikTok. It's just like I thought this was like the first like the first mission. No.

The maiden voyage. Right. It was not. But it was the Titanic's maiden voyage. It was. Yes. And then you were just telling me about one of the...

Oh, right. What's so crazy, so Stockton Rush, who's the CEO of the Ocean Gate Company, who's on the Submersible, his wife is a direct descendant of Isidore and Ida Strauss, who were first-class passengers

on the Titanic, who, if you saw the movie Titanic, there's a couple based on them because they both stayed on the ship and died together in the Titanic you see them like in bed together because um he wouldn't take a place on a lifeboat in place of a woman or a child and she wouldn't be without him so she gave her fur coat and her seat to her maid who lived and was on a lifeboat and the two of them died together oh so i was gonna say how do we know that that that they were like in bed together because the maid i don't i don't know

that we don't know that they were in bed together i think that's just how like james cameron saw it got it but that they went down together with the ship and that they wouldn't i'm literally gonna cry like that's so sad and then they're that they started macy's kings yeah oh wait before before oh i thought you were saying like the maid went on to start Macy's I'm like oh my god I love that for her no the Strauss's got it Macy's that's such a sad sweet story yeah sad sweet story and like direct descendant of them like daughter's son's son's daughter was Wendy Rush no I'm telling you Rush's wife Titanic is cursed okay but let me ask you like a really weird question like do you think it's just a coincidence that this guy's

obsessed with the Titanic and he married no I don't think it's a coincidence that's an amazing question like maybe on their first date like he found that out about her and maybe he sought her out he's so wealthy he was like find me the most beautiful woman who's currently a descendant of someone on the Titanic yeah no I don't think it's a coincidence I think they were on their first date and like he's definitely like a history and he's obviously like maritime cares about the Titanic and that probably was the thing that like was like oh my god no by the way that's literally the craziest thing I've ever heard I didn't even think about it but you're 100% right he's obsessed he's obsessed oh Oh my God. This story gives me such a pit. Like, I guess DeMois was wrong.

If there was ever a time for her to be right, like this would be it. This would have, should have been it. Would have, could have, should have. I like, I'm so Pittsville obsessed. Like I can't stop consuming. I refresh the Daily Mail front page every like time I remember because I'm like is there an update oh another theory which is honestly just as scary is that like they popped back up on the surface somewhere but this thing is bolted from the outside it's 17

bolts that can only be opened from the outside so maybe they did resurface like a couple miles down the shore and they're chilling up above the water but they can't even get out so if they don't find them and they run out of oxygen but now that they're up above the water do they still need all that oxygen yes it's it's completely sealed oh another theory is that they have like hell they are i know but another theory is that um there was just a leak like a hole yeah a hole and it like flooded and and sunk and that's obviously a terrible way to go to but I think it's quicker in the list of you know all the possibilities here it's not the worst one so nobody knows you know every expert is on every news channel and they're all saying different

things but also like if it was what you said you know they're there for four days they could cut the oxygen like maybe they know they're not getting found. I mean, but you know, would you give up that hope like immediately and like kill everyone? To die immediately in a more peaceful way. For sure. Or, but they're like,

but what if they find us tomorrow? You know? Yeah. And then that's where like human nature comes in because it's five people. They all have to agree. Yeah. And you know,

a guy is sitting there with his son. So he's not going to be like yeah let's all kill ourselves he has a 19 year old son he's gonna be like no we need to give a fighting chance for my son but what if he's watching his son suffer i don't know i don't know we'll never know what went on we'll never know what went on inside i'm like that it will haunt me yeah well if they find it we'll have some answers cause of death which would let us know time

day. Yeah. It's so terrible. I've seen a lot of people being like really like rude about this. There's a lot of jokes going around.

And like you know what I can I don't mind the jokes like it's like whatever but like some people are just being like really dismissive and rude because like these are all billionaires

and it's like okay like I'm jealous too But like they shouldn't die No It's really sad It is really sad And the stepson Just keeps making news

He does People like He's tweeting at OnlyFans He said He's tweeting at Cardi B He's tweeting at Travis Saying like hey I would love to come backstage

The stepson Make you feel better Yeah no He's clearly like a little Like socially off Yeah So I think we need to give him like a little bit of grace but he also uh somebody needs to take his phone away like his stepmother perhaps like somebody needs to take the phone away yeah I saw um he was making some Instagram stories he responded to Cardi B because Cardi B was like talking about this thing she's

like it's so crazy did anybody see the stepson go to the Blink-182 concert she's like go home like your family needs you and he was like I knew you were a bad musician but I didn't know you were classless like he's like fighting with her it's so weird this is just like it's giving like this is not real you know yeah no it's not but um we'll keep you posted. Hopefully we get some news, any news over the weekend. And we'll know more on Monday, perhaps. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Shifting gears in a major way.

Shifting Streisands in a major way. Shifting Streisands. I miss that angel. I know. He's so sweet. Kind of bring Brutus to the studio. It's been a while. Yeah.

He would love to be here. Yeah. Getting his ass up. He should be here. Sitting with his arm around me here. my angel strisand kendall jenner says she's always felt out of place in her family quote i didn't choose this life kendall didn't choose a life of fame she was born into it the family supermodel explained how she's made peace with life in the spotlight alongside her famous family so she is is on the cover of WSJ magazine's summer digital issue. A lot of photos.

Really beautiful photos. Yeah. She said, since I was really young, I felt out of place in my family. I was born into this life, but I didn't choose this life. She added, I'm not built for this by any means. I'm not good at it. I do it and I've learned how to do it. So I think a lot of people are like taking these quotes and being like, pick me, NRJ.

And I think there might have been a time where like I didn't really understand Kendall and I would have rolled my eyes at this too. But like I kind of do understand what she's saying. And I think there's like a there's a history, especially on the show of her like really not dealing well at all with what she does for a living. So I don't like have sympathy for her because like she's very blessed. But I get what she's saying. And she's not built for this.

Like the way that like, you know, scandals happen and like Kim and Chris, like they belly up, like they were made for this. Kendall is not. Like Kendall is like, she's just not. Yeah. Most people aren't. I agree. I feel like I was watching the show last week and I feel like

she doesn't even model as much anymore like she has 818 and I think she just like tries to hang out with her friends and ride her horses and like she does like a few like big campaigns but she's not doing every show like not like she used to so I'm sure she's found like a balance yeah that works for her and agreed it's not like you know we're all gonna be crying tears that Kendall didn't choose right but like she's allowed to talk about her life so true it's so and how she feels about it no but I actually think 818 was probably one of the better better things that ever like happened to her because it's extremely successful like it's everywhere I think it's valued like super super like I think it could be one of the things that makes her the next billionaire um and I think it's uh it's allowed her the luxury to turn down a bunch of things and do like one

long champ thing a year yeah and then go ride her horses it's a better work-life balance yeah and I think a model is hard in its own way aside from like you know the constant working and traveling and this and that like it's you know tough on your body yeah so your mental health yeah um not us feeling bad for models um also you've modeled a few times and it's hard no by the way I have immense respect for models it's literally the worst job like fisherman or model model um like especially if you're like a deeply self-conscious person which I think even models are, you have no control over like how they dress you and how they do your makeup.

And it's like you're comfortable in like what you know and they want to put you in like this pink getup and you're like, no, please give me black. Like it's really like anytime I've ever like been on a set for like, like I've been on a set like making, you know, doing photos like for our headshots. Like that's, I mean, you're in control for another brand. Like like hell on earth I literally hated every minute of it it's really bad it's horrible and it's like your time is not your own yeah your body is not your own your face is not your own

your hair is not your own like it's really like not fun models are people too no it's so true like not me sitting here like feeling bad for models and Kendall Jenner I'm a truly a changed woman you are because this is so something I would have rolled my eyes at. Yeah. And I think a lot of the girls back to 818 are investors in 818. The sisters?

Yeah. So I think this will be really good for all of them. Remember they had that like investors meeting and they were all there. Oh, it wasn't like an investors meeting.

I mean, maybe it was, but like if you had an investors meeting for, I don't know, Turdy loo global I would be there because I'm your sister well bitch you better be an investor no but by the way no I'm sorry I'm pretty sure it's like a fact like they all invested but you're not talking about that dinner I think the fact that they were at a dinner for her I'm not talking about the one on the show oh okay no no I knew you okay like like a year ago there were all those paparazzi pictures. It was like the eight and they had like rented a house and they had like a big board meeting.

That was on the show. That was the one from the show. The outfits were the same. Oh. Yeah. They're all investors. Like it's known. Maybe not every single, maybe not like Courtney.

Aside from that dinner though. Like take the dinner out of it. Yes. It's a fact otherwise. Very cool. Yeah. And I think that's something They recently started doing I think at first

When they were starting businesses Like I don't think anybody Invested in Kylie Cosmetics Big mistake Huge She didn't need investors Right And I don't know if anybody

Invested in Skims Yes everyone is invested in Skims The girls Oh this is Oh sorry I thought you just meant investors No I'm talking about the family Like I know they used to go out

And get investors for things Yeah But now like they can be their own investors, and I think a lot of them invested in 818. I think maybe that was, like, their first foray into that, which is smart. Maybe now they're all investors in Lemmy. That's interesting.

I'm going to need more proof. Okay. I'm not convinced. Okay. But I think it would be really nice. Yeah, no, it's smart. Yeah. You want to invest in Camper and Counselor?

Sure. Can I get a stake It's the number one Children's book Is it not too late I guess it is too late Because now we're successful So like

Yeah it's so easy To get on board Yeah When you're the number One children's book Do you want to take a chance On an unknown children's book By the way

I would have 100% If you needed money Which you didn't And second of all Who has been a bigger champion Since day one Of the camper and counselor Than me

No Honestly I should get equity For how much Like positive energy i've put out there for you it's so true i'm obsessed we'll talk about it on the patreon okay because people are like oh my god is margo like just so um excited that you wrote a book about her i'm like she's a smidge she's like oh cool she's like oh just another thing like made in in my image it's so awesome thanks yeah cool send me a copy she's too cool for her own good that's natural i know but that's why she that's why she is the counselor books are written about her so true it's just kind of like daisy jones like yeah it's just like wild child yeah are you ready for our next story which is something that claudia and I have been talking about.

And we have questions. Oh, I have so many questions. So Jennifer Lawrence poses on the red carpet for her new movie, No Hard Feelings. She brought her parents to the event. And that's really cute. She looked amazing in a one-shouldered Dior gown. She's looking like incredible. She took like a major chunk of time off.

She had a baby, obviously. And she just came back looking snatched to the motherfucking gods. Like that perfect face. Yeah. She looks amazing. She is amazing. But what is this movie? Yeah.

Okay. So I remember. I literally remember where I was when I first saw a poster for this movie. And I was so confused. I was in an Uber. We were heading down to the South Street Seaboard to have lunch with Harry and you. Remember? Me and Ben were in this Uber.

We pull. And like you know those billboards that are like on construction sites it was like get a free car if you go out with my son and it looked like a Craigslist ad because that's like the premise of the movie and I'm like is that Jennifer Lawrence like is this a prank I'm like is this a movie it took 15 minutes for me to realize it's a movie and now

there was a premiere last night and there's been like all these commercials and she's on buses and stuff and I'm so confused like what is this movie um it's like obviously like a rom-com it's getting like early Miles Teller energy it's giving like failure to launch like kind of like she's out of my league movie kind of I encountered this movie because a few weeks ago I saw a trailer for it. And I'm like, am I in a time machine? No, I was so, it's literally, it's the most confusing thing. Am I in a time machine where Jennifer Lawrence is doing like slapstick comedy?

Movies that don't even get made anymore. Project X vibes. Yeah. Movies that like were popular 15 years ago. And she looks 15 years younger. Like she looks so young these days. I'm like, am I in a time machine? Am I a time traveler?

So, she's clear. She's, like, an Academy Award winning actress. Everything she does is, like, she doesn't do anything bad. There's a few. Like what? Mother. Mother? Okay, even though it wasn't for us, like, is beyond critically acclaimed.

Really? Yeah, it's, like, it's considered a great film and I don't get it but yeah so this is like a deeply uh selective person she has the luxury to do that I have to imagine this movie's incredible like I know it sounds so crazy but that's the only way that this would make sense I have heard it premiered last night I've actually heard it's hysterical I don't know if that's just from like people being paid to say that I don't know I'm so confused and the only way this would make sense if this is if this ends up being the most hilarious movie and the thing is even if it's the funniest movie why I don't know like how do you go from silver linings to this and American Hustle yeah she's just clearly like she's the Type of gal who does one

Movie a year it's the Biggest movie of the year It wins all the Oscars And she gets nominated Every year joy joy I Fucking love joy I don't Know I I just I need Answers I have like maybe

A few theories one like The paycheck was just too Much of it like how for A rom like how would they Have all this money to get Jennifer Lawrence to do a movie that she wouldn't want to do maybe like I don't know something in her personal life she's just like I'm kind of tired of these dramas like I just want to have fun possible that's very possible maybe she's bringing the rom-com back which I'm

so here for it's so random no I'm so confused like I need it explained to me by like a Hollywood I need a studio exec. Like come on the podcast and explain it. I don't get it. Or Jennifer herself, like where she was at when she said yes to this. And also you have to see the movie now because you need to let us know.

Yeah, yeah, no, I plan to. And I love J-Law. Love. So I just, I need it to make sense. I hate when things don't make sense. I'm a sensible girl. Extremely. So I have questions.

And hopefully this film holds the answer. Maybe it's like the best movie of all time. Like that's the only way this would truly make sense. Maybe. Or like who's the director? Maybe it's a friend. Yeah. You're saying maybe this was a favor?

Yeah. Or like oh my God. My friend who I love and I love their work is doing like this cool project. They want me to be in it. Like. Maybe Cook got her involved. You know? But he's so artsy.

Yeah. This is so not artsy. So non-Cook approved for sure. Yeah. Maybe she's rebelling against the last few years that have been like so artsy. Right. Like you think I'm so perfect and artsy? I'll show youy i'll show you

commercial we just i'm spiraling like i need i need a concrete answer as to what's going on here if anyone's seen the movie i don't even know if it's out yet but like drop a comment how is it agreed but you're gonna go see it i will i will okay great speaking of movies our next story is it the movie that's speaking of the next story is brought to you by lululemon yep fabulous lululemon shorts were made to stretch, flex, and support the infinite ways of working out, giving you the courage

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Yeah. And when Claudia sings the national anthem somewhere, you'll get your tickets on GameTime. Oh, brief update. I have been offered not one, but two opportunities. I need to make my call out a little more specific. I need you to sing in New York. Yeah. In the tri-state area because I'm going. Yeah. And I can't go to Oakland. So I saw an email

from both the Oakland A's and the Orlando Magic and I'm so grateful but Jackie needs to be there. Okay or you could do Orlando Magic. What sport is that? Basketball. Oh like in the fall. Sure I mean basketball's not even in season right now. Right, so that would actually be great for me. Yeah, but like I'm a New Yorker. And so I think if I'm going to do it anywhere, like I have to do it here. But like you could do it more than once. So book Orlando Magic for the fall. We'll go.

Maybe I'll do like a tour. But we need Turdy singing the National Anthem this summer in New York or the surrounding area. Like I just want to say, like I really don't want to do it. Like honestly, it's not for you. It's for the country and it's for me. Like, when I got that email from the Oakland A's, which I was so flattered about, like, I kind of got a pit. Like, I don't, like, I'm just scared.

Like, you know what I mean? You're going to be amazing. And you're going to practice. Yeah, I need to, like, I need a few weeks so I can get on with my vocal coach. Or if someone drops out last minute, she'll be there. Yeah, in New York. In New York. For the land of the free. And the home of the brave.

And it looks so ugly when I sing. I'm going to have to work on my face. Don't worry about that. Okay. Are there any sports in season right now other than baseball you got the wrong girl I don't know so true football's coming back in the fall but football oh my god sorry I don't want to do football I want turdy at Metz Shea Stadium well I want it to be baseball so that you can throw the first pitch and we can do

like a duo thing no I know but I'm not gonna'm not going to ask. Like, I'm not going to get crazy. Like, I just need you singing the national anthem somewhere. If I have to do it, you have to do it too. Listen, I would do it in a heartbeat. But like, I also know, you know, we can't get everything on our ask list. Yeah, that's true. So I need you singing the national anthem in New York this summer where I can go. Okay.

Okay. I'm putting that out there. Okay. It really shouldn't be so hard. You guys heard her yesterday. She sounded. It really shouldn't be so hard. I did perform at Madison Square It really shouldn't be so hard I did perform at Madison Square Garden Like I'm kind of like

An MSG artist No but this is you Working on your singing career now Yeah Like you kind of are Starting from the ground floor Right I mean you know what I've done it once

I'll do it again I started as a comedian You know just trying To be taken seriously Now here I am Next up The Grand Ole Opry Next up

Another movie news Priscilla Trailer Drop sofia coppola this is so weird tells a different kind of elvis biopic starring jacob alorti and kaylee spani so the trailer dropped and the new pictures honestly they're gorgeous it looks good i mean jacob alorti is a great selection for elvis sofia copola is a queen. Like I'm sure it'll be a great film, but like what is with this timing? Like it's just, it's so random after like all the Elvis fanfare for literally two years. I know,

but that's just how things go when it rains, it pours. Yeah. Plus between that and like then Riley Keough coming up and Lisa Marie passing away. Like it's just been a lot of Elvis news. Yeah. Personally, like I wasn't a, not a fan,

but I just didn't participate in Elvis culture. You weren't enthused. Until I saw the movie, and it made a fan out of me. So I feel like whatever they're doing is really working. And this film is obviously, like, more centered on Priscilla's story. Yeah. Which Priscilla was kind of, like like silenced in the regular Elvis one. Yeah.

She wasn't about her. Who's playing? Kaylee Spanney, who I don't know, but she looks gorgeous. And I read Priscilla's book. Oh, yeah. And so I don't know if she has a story to tell. Oh, for sure. How can you be married to the king of rock and roll?

Priscilla is Riley's grandmother who she just sued. Yes. Got it. I don't think they'll cover that in the movie, but. No, it's clearly, it's set when Elvis was alive, correct? Or does it span? No, like their wedding. Cute.

Yeah, and it's based, oh, it's based on her memoir that I read. Great. And will it be in theaters? Is it that type of movie? Yeah, it's Sofia Coppola. Or like, it's not like a Netflix. It doesn't say that it's going anywhere specific I guess I gotta head to the theaters yeah what's the Jennifer Lawrence movie called again no hard

feelings so weird sorry all right maybe I'll do a double feature back to back a rainy Sunday you know I once did that it was like my dream to see two movies I think I was there at the movies Molly's Game Molly's Game and then Greatest Showman yeah but it wasn't my first time seeing Greatest Showman and I found it to be really difficult I couldn't process the first movie like I just seen Molly's Game which is like an amazing movie and now I have to take in Greatest Showman you need like a lunch break scheduled you need like 11 a.m movie it's like a rainy Sunday you wake up you go to the movies at 11 a.m 11 to 1 you watch the first movie 1 to 2 you, you have lunch. 2.15. I don't even know if it's enough time to process.

Like, especially, it depends on what movie you're seeing. Yeah. But, like, for me, Molly's Game, like, there was so much to think about. Molly's Game was a real, you know, provocative film. So, like, I'm sitting in Grimm's Showroom and I'm thinking about Molly's Game. I was, I was overwhelmed. We light it up, we won't come down. And the sun can't stop us now.

Watching it come through, it's taking over you. Oh! I haven't seen The Greatest Showman in a while. It's so good. It really is. I think I watched it like so many times in the first like two years that it came out. I kind of got sick of it. Now I think enough time has passed where like I really need to see it again.

And you know who needs to see it? Like now Kayla needs to get into her Greatest Showman era. Kayla's in her high school musical era, courtesy of Auntie Auntie I knew she would love it and she's obsessed she says that she is Gabriella mom is Sharpay and dad is Ryan she's so funny really funny no she's obsessed like I was watching I was like the last time I went down to Florida I had just been watching high school musical and I love that final scene of the third film. It's so beautiful and it's so well done. And I was thinking, I was like,

Caleb would love this final scene. Like it's so colorful. There's dancing, there's singing, it's outside. So I put on the final scene and the way she was obsessed. I left the next day. Olivia was like, she keeps screaming, High School Musical, High School Musical.

Now they've watched every, they watch every film like every night, one, two and three. She's obsessed. She loves one too. Yeah. But there's nothing quite like that final scene. I want the rest of my life.

No, they each build up. Like one is so good. Yeah. Okay. Two is a little weird. But it's still like has elements that are better than one in terms of like production. They had more money. They had like, you know, we're traveling.

The country club. And then three is just like. An amalgamation. And all cylinders. And it had like big movie budget're traveling club and then three is just like an amalgamation in all cylinders and it had like big movie budget and it had heart i don't feel like two had heart i completely agree one had heart two they were like really trying to come between troy and gabriella which like who needs that three is like literally you could cry yeah like at the end i want the it captures that it just that like nostalgic adolescence like you know your whole life is in front of you but you're like so sad that it's ending it's really it's kind of like

the camper the counselor it is but it's also like that quote you know there's no one older than a high school senior or younger than a college freshman exactly I love that I never heard that really yeah it's hits the nail on the head yeah because you think you know everything when you graduate high school and then you go to college and you're like I'm so young when you are young they assume you know nothing because you don't know anything so true and is that scary because like I think back you think you know everything now no like 10 years ago I was like no one can tell me fucking shit bitch like I run this town um I was literally like an ogre running this town like I was a big dumb ogre running the swamp literally I was this big dumb idiot loser

knew nothing but you couldn't tell me shit bitch like I knew fucking everything now I'm like oh wow I really knew nothing back then but now I know everything in 10 years I'm gonna be like you're a fucking moron no I think it starts the curve of like you know extreme learning it does start to level but like so you're not gonna have that exact same feeling 10 years from now as you do about you today like you are more similar than you you today and you in 10 years are more similar than me today and me 10 years ago yeah yeah no facts are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah I just love when you get to that stage in pregnancy where like you can't really laugh so hard yeah and it makes like every little giggle you you giggle so much more exaggerated and it's like

I didn't say anything that funny but like you were laughing so hard because you're like pregnant and just it makes me funnier i don't know that i was laughing like so hard no but like you were for like for like how dumb of a joke i made like faxio and you were like like you really laughed i did laugh that we can agree on this magnitude it's so toxic oh my god i That was one. This is a toxic workplace. For sure. For sure. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Me neither. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. Elon Musk picks Vegas as the destination for his cage match challenge with Mark Zuckerberg. I can't really. I can't get involved in like moronacy like this. I'm obsessed.

Is moronacy a word? Fight, fight, fight, fight. You're literally literally gonna pull up you're gonna you're like that kid in high school who has like braces and you have like your phone out and you're like you weigh like 60 pounds and you're gonna be like fight fight twitter owner and tesla ceo elon musk suggested las ve Vegas for the location of a cage match after reportedly being challenged to a fight by Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg. It's like two of the world's like biggest losers.

Like the like the way that they look like. Come on. No, but I feel like weirdly they would both be in shape for some sort of fight. Like I think Mark Zuckerberg probably does like jujitsu yeah Elon Musk probably does Krav Maga they both like they literally have this like they're paler than ghosts like they have the skin of like a young Victorian child they look so weak watching these two fight it's honestly I know it's taking place in Vegas it really should take place in Loserville.

Well, Elon tweeted Vegas Octagon late Wednesday. He was responding to an Instagram post by Mark Zuckerberg, who had shot back with a message of send me location after the Tesla boss confirmed he was up for a cage match in Vegas. No, I mean, if these two are fighting, like my money is 100% on Elon. Just because of the way that they look? Build. Build.

Elon is a little bit broader. The other one is so slim. And Mark Zuckerberg is just a big time weenie. Mark Zuckerberg has never had an original thought in his life. Everything Mark Zuckerberg has ever accomplished has been stolen from someone else. He just doesn't give me fighter vibes. No, he doesn't give me like fighter vibes. No, he doesn't give me fighter.

And I know your brain has like nothing to do with like how well you would fight. But like, I think I would trust Elon's like full, full thing more than, than Mark. Yeah. But like, it reminds me of love and death where it's like,

what's her name? Betty. And, and Candy. Like Candy was smaller, but in her, in her brain, like she was a fighter. Yep. Yep. Yep. And Candy. Like Candy was smaller. But in her brain, like she was a fighter. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. No, I completely agree. Like. Yeah, my money's on Elon. My money's on Elon for sure. I'm sure Vegas has odds on how long and if and when they're going to find the submersible. So they definitely have odds already set.

Oh, I saw. I got an email with some odds. Yeah. I didn't know what it meant, though. The people are placing bets. No, no, I didn't. OK, this is I'll show you what I got. OK, I don't know.

Oh, it went to our morning show email. So you got it to the fight winner odds. Elon Musk. So now they have odds for. Oh, OK, OK. Minus 150 for Elon. Elon minus 150. And Mark Zuckerberg plus 110.

That means they think Mark Zuckerberg's going to win. No, that means Musk is a slight favor. Oh. I don't know. I don't understand like lines. I don't know how that works. Like I figured if you have the plus, like you're positive. It's more, it's things are looking good.

It's Aladdin. It's not looking negative. Right. It's going well. You know, Elon would win. And obviously this will never come to blows. No. But if it did, it would be iconic.

It's too bad that neither of these men need the money because like I'm sure pay-per-view would like literally pay them each $100 million to do it. Of course. Yeah, like they pay Logan Paul that, so they'd pay Elon Musk. But these are two people who quite literally can't be bought. No, but maybe for like a donation

to charity. I wonder what moves them. Yeah, that's a good question. Like they're not motivated by money anymore. They're not motivated by like social status.

The things that matter to most people. Like has Mark Zuckerberg ever been to the Met Gala? I believe so, yes. Hmm. We could give him free tickets. I feel like charity.

But they could also like donate if they're so moved like they have the money to donate to charity. I don't know. What do you think it's going to take? I don't know.

I don't think it will happen. But my money's on Elon. And it's funny. It is funny. Like. That they're beefing. Yeah. Billionaires. Billionaire tings. It is funny. Like. That they're beefing. Yeah. Billionaires.

Billionaire tings. Can't live with them. Can't live without them. All right. That's our show. Tis. It's our final in studio episode for the week. Tomorrow is a remote audio only podcast.

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