The Toast - Old Beldon: Thursday, April 27th, 2023

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Morning Toast. Happy Thursday, everyone. It's me, our girl, Jax. Wow, Jax. How long have you been out of the game? The Morning Toast? Did I say that? I don't think I said that. I don't think I did. Already the gaslighting begins. You guys, Jackie, you're really, you're not going to be happy when you hear this playback. You said The Morning Toast. No, I do, I do believe you

I'm not going to die on this hill I probably said that You said it I probably did And I'm sorry, but I like it I'm sorry, but I like it Nothing like a self-quote to start an episode of the Toast Hey, turdilya hiya derm

i'm doing good it's so good to be back with jacks like oh my god you know i do know but you've had such a fun filled guest filled week yeah and i know how you love chit-chatting with everyone chat i love chit-chatting with the girls andit-chat. I love chit-chatting with the girls. And I know how you love like making the most and thirsting in my absence. Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. But I am back for a little audio only episode because Claudia is going to stagecoach today. Yeah, while you are listening to this episode, I will be en route to the West Coast. So we're doing a little Wednesday night pre-record, which is so crazy and inauthentic of us.

No, we used to do this all the time because we used to just be like on the go. You were on tour like we just would do night episodes. And it's been a while. It hits different. It hits different at night. Yeah, it does hit different. We're always a little kooky or cra different at night yeah it does hit different we're always a little kooky or crazier at night but you if you are a patreon member you know this side of us because our patreon episodes are a little toast after dark and that's where we leave it all so um

also speaking of patreon like i'm sure a lot of listeners are like jax you're back we missed you but claudia and i just recorded a Patreon podcast episode that was really so wonderful. We caught up with each other. Like a small content recap because we were like dreading doing the thing we set out to do, which was go through each other's phones. So Claudia and I took each other's phones and went through each other's Instagram search history, DMs, Venmo requests. It's all on Patreon. DMs, Venmo requests.

It's all on Patreon. It was such a good episode. I feel I saw Turdy like I never saw her before. Yeah, and it was nice for everyone to get to hear from Jax. So if you're, by the way, can I just say that you feel the love? Everyone has been like desperate for you. I do feel the love and I feel really loved and I appreciate everyone. And I love you right back.

And I see all of your notes and messages and it really means a lot I have missed you and it's just like there's nothing like I was right before we started podcasting I was on the phone with Shannon Ford and she was like um because we're all going to be together next weekend too she was like will you record an episode of my podcast with me and I was like I will but like I just want to let you know like I can't like I have nothing like, I will. But like, I just want to let you know, like, I can't. Like, I have nothing to say. I've been just like podcast, podcast, podcast, Patreon, Patreon, Patreon, guest host. Like, it really takes so much more out of me to do an episode of The Toast without you. And I was explaining this to Shannon.

Like, we are really, truly like partners. And we really split the work 50-50. And this life of being a solo business owner like I'm not down I always you know I daydream sometimes oh how nice would it be if I got to keep all the money you know what split it right down the middle you can have it you can have the money okay you can have all of it you can have all of it okay okay I'm earning my keep a hundred percent also just like the emotional elements of like being the host but also the interviewer and the editor like doing everything and I love the guest co-hosts because I feel like

we have really cool like different conversations um and I'm not saying anything bad I'm just all I'm saying is I'm really happy to have you here I'm really happy to be here and to support you you're doing a great job though like the comments as much as they love and long for me like they're also just like turdy hits it out of the park once again we love turdy and ben we love turdy and taylor like can taylor be every day you know stuff like that does that stuff hurt you when you're like oh my god wish ben would do every single day yeah it's just like i don't know if you guys know that that's insulting because like i don't know if you've like put together that that would then mean no you out of a job no more me but i don't know if you guys know that that's insulting because I don't know if you've like put together that that would then mean no more me. But I don't think people mean it like that.

I think they're just genuinely trying to compliment the episode and they inadvertently insult me. But I know it's about intention versus impact. And I know that the intention was not to insult me. No, no. The intention was to like leave a complimentary positive comment about the episode. But inadvertently, they're firing you. Yeah, they're coming for my job.

Yeah. Yeah. I will say like shout out to Taylor Strecker. I feel like she's been on the toast like a lot of times. And it can, when you go on any podcast a lot of times, it can become like repetitive. And she just has been so fresh. She's really been killing it. I feel like I've seen more comments than ever when people are like, bring back again like Taylor's just killing it and I'm like I'm grateful that she came

and she's just crushing it yeah and she I remember when I podcasted with her a few times when you were like on tour and stuff like she makes the job a lot easier because it feels like less like an interview and more just like couple of hosts hosting she She's a true professional host. Like you forget she was out at SiriusXM radio for 11 years. Yeah, but like Ben comes on and he's like, let's talk about Ben. Chaos. We actually, we have some stories today. One of them is it's very Ben like.

Oh, that's the other thing. I've been choosing the stories too. I'll never complain. I'll never complain again, Jackie. I'll never'll never complain oh my god it's so hard so good for our relationship I saw in your episode with Sophia your fifth and final was about Wendy's selling canned chili but by the way Jackie so interesting I'm interested I'm so interested about that I needed to know that's a story I chose for you because you and I would have loved and Sophia she was playing the game she was like oh cool she wouldn't make me feel weird or anything

but that was totally a you story I know I wish I could have been there to share my thoughts but here's the thing if I didn't see that episode of the toast I would have never known that and that's why we do what we do and why we surface these odd stories because you isn't that cool we're sharing about the chili it is cool and like that's really one of their better products so I'm glad that they recognize that too they see each other yeah they're self-aware just like you me yeah that's like your claim to fame is how self-aware you are I like to think I'm self-aware are you co-signing and saying I am? Yeah. No, I think you're very afraid of being not self-aware. It is my biggest fear. Yeah.

Yeah. But so you are very self-aware, but like you could be aware of other stuff too. Like. Excuse me? Like you could take some time off of your self-awareness. Like you're doing okay. Okay. And then what should I put that time towards?

What are you trying to say? Oh, I don't know. You could raise awareness for other things. to say oh I don't know you could raise awareness for other things like what I don't know I'm just saying like you're doing a good job like don't don't worry so much about it you know what I mean okay you know I like 98% of my mental energy is used towards like what are other people thinking about me like how am I coming off am I okay it's really pathetic no and that's another situation where like I didn't mean that to sound insulting no I know I know I was just saying like you can like give yourself a little grace

yeah wait totally I was as I was falling asleep I almost last night as I was falling asleep got up and texted you because you have to watch Young sheldon you guys oh my god i saw your story and i was gonna respond but i tapped too quickly i did you get hacked no everyone was like turdy be fucking for real what are you talking about because i posted on my story that young sheldon is the greatest television show to ever be created and let me tell you jackie you would fucking love it it's all about the campers by the way and i i said this on the podcast with sophia so i don't want to be repetitive but but like I don't have any sort of affliction to The Big Bang Theory.

This is a show that's like associated with The Big Bang Theory. Right, it's a spinoff. I hate, hate The Big Bang Theory. I think it's dumb. And like I judge people who think it's like a great show, honestly. Even though you've never seen an episode,

don't know what it's about, right? I have seen an episode and I generally know what it's about. Oh, okay. Ben likes it. Ben likes it. likes it red flag continue agreed moving on divorce um so I weirdly started getting served on TikTok like clips from the show and I'm like oh the show looks so cute Jackie you would love it especially like I know you're just like chilling at home a lot this last week and like next week you would love it it's a quick 20 minute sitcom episodes it's camper energy up the ass you know honestly you will love it it's so sweet it's got

such heart it like teaches good lessons like Jackie I I was not kidding me and Ben are obsessed it's so good I was being dead fucking serious where do you watch it HBO Max okay I have HBO Max check it out like it's so good and there's five to be known as Maximilian literally the worst name I hope they don't do that rebrand ever I know but it's so weird still okay but will you watch it uh yeah yeah I'm looking for a show. She's looking for a show. Okay. That works for me. That works for me.

That's such a surprise. I know. Like how not young Sheldon am I? No. You're like old Belden. I'm so old Belden. It's so true. I really am.

Yeah. So you're going to join the Fast fast five today which is a delight have there been any stories in like the two weeks that you've been gone that you were like dying to recap or anything that you was painting you to like see me doing without you so I feel like no like the last two weeks like I did three episodes last week and like I felt like you know what we caught up with everything yeah this week the and then we also did like that monday episode two weeks ago where it was like a huge recap of everything we've ever thought in our lives um this week the only standout stories for me were sophia richie's wedding which like i

feel like is thoroughly recapped and it was just enjoyable to consume and sydney sweeney and glenn powell liaising well do you have an update in in your stories for that today i don't because i imagine you've like been talking about it every day i only spoke about it once but there was like a big update that came out after the toast today one being gg paris who is glenn powell's ex-girlfriend confirmed it she literally made an Instagram story and was like know your worth and don't forget to move on or something like that and then I think a rep for Sidney Sweeney told TMZ like she's still very much engaged to that nobody so this is all just drama for their movie coming out huh yeah I think there's smoke here me too and really like I hate to be like that type of person

but I have been watching a lot of their red carpet photos and footage and like they do look at each other very lovingly like it's that you can see something in their eyes okay but like to me that is acting like it's a red it's a press junket for the movie like that's promoting the movie but I thought they recently filmed this movie like that it wasn't coming out imminently it it does feel like a quick turnaround time that's like they were like frolicking in Australia just a few weeks ago no you're right so that's a little confusing but no if they're doing like public appearances and looking lovey-dovey that's giving Bradley Cooper Lady Gaga yeah we gotta not get Gaga it was we all got caught up

in that we all I think we all got caught up in that yeah but I also don't know how Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney like get together and don't fall in love with one another yeah I don't know how they agree I don't know how they just like shake hands and say like great job on set today and move on they're perfect for each other they're perfect for each other. They're perfect for each other. And I'm like, it's, it's bad that there were other people involved. If you know, if it is collateral, but like you can't fight fate.

I know that's what we, me and my Taylor Strecker was on. She was like, it's so sad. Cause like cheating is wrong, but like who fucking cares? Like they're perfect for each other. Sorry.

And there's not a marriage in this equation right true no there's an engagement yeah okay so it's just like you know young love tings yeah you gotta bop around if you're them if you're career wise because this is the call i made with taylor tell me if you agree with this like glenn powell is obviously a movie star he's been in so many hits and he was just in Top Gun like the biggest grossing movie of the year yada yada but there's something about him that's like not superstar famous like he should be yeah agreed and he's missing like a star-studded relationship yeah and this is it agreed he hasn't just like clicked for audiences yet in the way that he's clicked for me I know like I know you're a really big fan of him and he has like a huge cult following from that

Rom-com he did with Zoey Deutch like people loved that movie um but he's not and he like he should be because he was in Top Gun and he's in these like big ass like franchises but I don't even think he's like that recognizable now he's slowly starting as the Sidney Sweeney thing is helping and if they really do date it would be great for him yeah for me like his breakout role is hidden figures I see I didn't even know he was in that John Glenn oh yeah so cute John Glennergy John Glenn Powell oh that was so much better than mine duh and then you know what i wish would happen like when people play historical figures that like in other series is they would play them as well like like for example in the crown when prince philip meets the astronauts like he met john glenn and it should have been glenn powell like and now i feel like in other biopics like when

people are playing elvis like in the background of someone else's biopics like when people are playing Elvis like in the background of someone else's biopic like it should be Austin Butler I know that's never gonna fucking happen but like a little continuity would really mean a lot to me as a viewer can I tell you how much I love that idea like that's a fucking brilliant idea thank you so much I think that it is too I know that there's like it couldn't really never happen like studios contracts agents like you know some movies only get made with like agents people you know whatever yeah um but then I wouldn't have to be like is that you know is that June Carter who's that supposed to be is that Johnny Cash or Joaquin fucking Phoenix yeah but the thing is like let's say somebody made a movie today Joaquin Phoenix is like 20

years out of Walk the Line yeah it's no it's tough the time period is really short I would say there needs to be like a rule if you make a movie within three years of a movie being made with a fictional representation of a real character no I'm gonna say five years okay we'll give it five years then like as a society we really encourage you to use the actor who's known for the role i love that idea thank you so much maybe you'll bring some more of those good ideas to the rest of the stories today maybe i can't promise anything maybe don't count on it is that a tiktok sound no i just made it up should somebody click it it, clip it, and make it a TikTok sound? Yes, they should.

Love that. Love that for us. Okay, so let's get into said stories without further ado. Here are the Fast Five said stories that you need to know. And today's episode is brought to you by a new sponsor, Kendra Scott. Now, one thing about Kendra Scott is that she respects mothers. The whole company respects mothers. She is a leader in her field, and Kendra Scott the brand is a leading lifestyle brand founded on three core pillars, family, fashion, and philanthropy. So as a mother herself, Kendra believes motherhood is full of big events and even bigger milestones, but it's the small everyday moments that matter the most. This Mother's Day, let's celebrate every

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Wallen's label is denying the claim that he was too drunk to perform his canceled show. label is denying the claim that he was too drunk to perform his canceled show so that is the rumor yes last weekend Morgan Wallen was scheduled to perform in Mississippi and right before he was supposed to go on stage they canceled the show citing that he lost his voice um then a TikTok user shared a video of a security guard at the stadium telling attendees after Sunday's show that an allegedly intoxicated Morgan couldn't walk and had to be taken out of the venue by an ambulance. He said losing his voice is bullcrap. However, both the guard's employer and Morgan's label have shot down this claim. They said, quote, a hired employee of Best Crowd Management made false claims as it related to last night's

Morgan Wallen concert, and we do not stand behind the detail in his statement. By the way, that TikTok that was going around of those girls like talking to the security man at the arena and filming him gave me such a pit because like why would they put his face in it? You know? Right. I mean, yeah, he's like starting a rumor or whatever. But like this man's 100% fired and 100% losing his job. And I just like it gave me a pit.

Like I wish they blurred out his face or something. Or just cropped it out. That's like number one. Number two what do you think? I don't know. It's like definitely suspicious. Honestly I don't know if I have ever heard of somebody canceling a concert after the opener's already performed. It's literally next level. And that's the only reason I'm like slightly suspicious that something else is going on because singers losing their voice is totally common and it sucks and if he had done it the morning of or the day before like we all would have been like where but it's totally understandable the the going up until literally showtime is so weird to me like to let people in to buy merch to get drunk like I don't know it's fucking weird yeah it's the losing the voicing it's like even if you're waiting an hour letting the openers go on like his voice isn't

gonna come back in that time yep yep yep yep but he could sober up in that time right but he didn't allegedly didn't I also then then my other but then like uh he canceled the shows for the rest of the week so that makes it seem like he lost the shows for the rest of the week. So that makes it seem like he lost his voice. And, you know, in a week he'll have his voice back. So how does the canceling of the rest of the shows fit into the drunk narrative? OK, well, so the rest of the shows that he canceled are rescheduled. So I know this is like crazy, but maybe he was like really committing to the bit

because nobody would have believed that his voice was out if he did a show the next day or that this weekend, whatever it was. So maybe like in order to make it really believable because he didn't reschedule the Mississippi show, but he did reschedule the other two that he canceled. Yeah, maybe like that's a really expensive way to commit to the bit. I know. I know. And honestly, I was hoping he would also reschedule next week shows because that's

when he's coming to Florida and I can't go and then he moved all his shows to September like that would actually be fantastic yeah so I like not to be selfish I hope his voice stays out for a while come back yeah I also did see like unverified rumors that he actually like had gone missing and nobody knew where he was and they were just hoping he was going to show up, which would make sense for like the timeline. That would make sense. Also, like I just watched George and Tammy and this is so George Jones, like literally. I was thinking this is so Kelly Cantor.

Oh my God. In the opening scene of George and Tammy, like George Jones is so drunk, like in the bathroom, he's ripping up money and flushing it down the toilet and he can't stand and his management team takes um what's the silver tape called duct tape yeah but like heavier than duct tape and they taped his legs straight oh my god they taped his knees and threw him out on stage that's next level psychotic so it's like It's very country of him He's country But also very unprofessional From his down old roots Very inconvenient for the fans

They did get refunded But still like you said They went out to the stadium They got babysitters They got drunk And they went home Yeah No and then I was talking with Taylor

Like you know Most people don't actually Buy their tickets Straight from Ticketmaster It would be great if we all did But like scalpers get them Bots get them A lot of people buy their tickets second hand and after looking into it because I was curious like only Ticketmaster refunds so it's like these scalpers not only don't have to give their money back to the people who bought it from StubHub but they

actually get a refund from buying it on Ticketmaster isn't that crazy even StubHub yeah it's it's resale resale you don't get a refund jeez I didn't know that I know and that's why like as an artist not that I'm you know I am a touring artist myself like you're really not encouraged to promote any sort of resale websites well there's a number of reasons for that I didn't know fraud of course yeah this seems like the biggest one yeah and I remember when StubHub like in the early days like when I was in high school we used to And I remember when StubHub, like in the early days, like when I was in high school, we used to like buy tickets on StubHub. Like, you know,

one in five times you were buying fake tickets. I do feel like a lot of like those scam fraud elements have been vetted on like the really legit resale websites like StubHub. I don't think that happens as much anymore. I don't think it happens on websites like StubHub. No, but like Vivid Seats for sure. But we should ask Margo because she owns the website.

StubHub? Yeah. Because she's the most stubborn bitch you should ask Margo because she owns the website. StubHub? Yeah. Because she's the most stubborn bitch you'll ever meet. Because she's so stub. I know. This is just like a really fucking like suspicious ass story

and I'm not letting it go. I'm looking into things. Yeah. I feel like it's not that crazy of a theory. He's definitely in and out of sobriety. Yeah. That's also like the theme of his album it's so much about like not drinking but drinking and he obviously struggles with this

um and so i just hope that he gets the help that he needs or that his voice comes back whatever it is speedily speedily okay are you ready for our next story yes we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married lucas gage and chris appleton got married in vegas and kim officiated and shania performed so Lucas Gage from the White Lotus wed the celebrity hairstylist Chris Appleton and they both announced that on social media on April 26th they posted photos and videos from the ceremony which included Kim officiating and Shania performing this is so weird yeah they went from like are they dating aren't they dating and that was like one to two months ago yeah and now they're hitched I don't feel like you know this sort of shotgun Hollywood wedding is you know built to last but I think they're really cute

together and it's it's actually really nice to see, like, you know, Chris, whose, like, full-time job is to, like, support other people. Like, to be the, you know, support Kim and J-Lo to be the star and be on stage for, like, it to be about him for once. Yeah. And I really enjoyed that. And, of course, like, the nuptial details were iconic. You know, you're still the one that I love. The only one I dream of.

Even though like it's become a really popular wedding song. And it's kind of weird because it's like about a man who like treats you like crap. Oh yeah. You should go with I hope you dance instead. Looks like we made it. Like why why wouldn't we make it? Look how far we've come. Like it's just like a little weird.

I don't know. You're not making that's not as strong of a case i'll find some more like you can get through stuff and be proud of that and say looks like we made it look how far we've come my baby because like you know relationships aren't just like smooth sailing all the time like i actually think it's realistic depiction yeah let me just find the lyrics like yeah find the one nefarious lyric that keeps you up just like just like that pink song claude toast radio listeners will know right toast radio okay it's just okay maybe there's actually like nothing that nefarious in it but it's just like it's just weird you know we beat the odds together they said i bet they'll never make it it's like

why was everyone saying that why was everyone saying that you know okay why did why were the odds against you okay go off dirty no it's just something to think about yeah I love thinking about stuff speaking of I hope you dance by Leanne Womack I just I appreciate every person who sends me Zach Goytowski's Instagram stories he's now posting in feed you know fan art of him and the Property Brothers and it just further validates everything I said when I was you know kind of shook he came at Irina for coming on the show to be famous and when he really thought he fucking slayed when he said that like you know like there was blood like and literally watching his activity on social media

it is so abundantly clear that there is one person on this show who came here for fame and his name is motherfucking zach goitowski i rest my case the content is cringe oh it is painful i am feeling for bliss she seems happy i know but like there's a lid for every pot turd. It looks like they made it. Look how far they've come, my baby. They actually didn't take the long way. That's the next line. Might have took the long way. Actually, they did for the show.

For the show, they did. For the show, yes, I guess they did. I think they had the wrong song that they were obsessed with. 100%. show yes I guess they I think they had the wrong song that they were obsessed with 100% um but back to Lucas Gage and Chris Appleton like I just I there's an element of bizarrity to this entire saga so I'm just I'm being I'm skeptical I'm skeptical I said it Jackie I fucking said it oh wow I wasn't skeptical was just like, okay, so it's the real deal. And I don't know who was there, but I know Chris Appleton has kids, and I don't think that they were there. Yeah.

That's weird. But it also felt like very planned. I don't think they were in Vegas otherwise. I do think they were. I'll tell you why. And I also don't think you can not plan something when Shania Twain is performing um I think they were in Vegas because Chris Appleton was awarded hairstylist of the year and I feel like that whole thing happened in Vegas are you sure I think that was in LA let me double check I'm actually not sure it was like a the the name

of the award ceremony was like the Los Angeles fashion Awards. And I was like, that's not a real thing. Oh, yeah. Daily Front Row LA Awards. I'm just making stuff up again. It's so important that like everybody remembers. And I was just like. Everything on this show is made up. I was shocked that Kim went to something called the Los Angeles Fashion Awards.

That sounds like. Well, it was Daily Front Row. That sounds like something they do like on Real Housewives of Orange County Queen yes I knew what You're gonna say so true knowing that Chris was honored it was very sweet of Her to go it was sweet of her to go and To obviously plan I'm sure you know she

Was the one who booked Shania yeah also It feels like Kim has been taking in Every Las Vegas residency recently. Yes. She saw Usher. She saw Katy Perry. She saw Adele. Yeah. I think like every weekend she goes to Vegas and takes in a show.

Well I mean if you had a plane and Vegas was an hour away like literally you could leave your house. That's how long it takes you to get to MSG some nights. And that's how long it would take a normal person to get to the airport. Yeah. No no no. I think it's awesome. it would take a normal person to get to the airport. Yeah. No, no, no. I think it's awesome. I would do the same.

Like that. Yeah. By the way, if I had a plane and lived so close to L.A. Oh, and by the way, I could get tickets to whatever I wanted and probably go backstage and maybe even get on stage. Like if I had all of those things, you bet your ass I'd be spending every weekend in Vegas as well. Do you think she'll go to Kelly Clarkson?

No, because I don't feel like Kim. Honestly, I don't feel like Kim has good taste in music honestly but she kind of has like corny taste in music and I feel like she would be going for like since you've been gone oh actually like I forget that that's what Kelly's known for like I'm thinking you know piece by piece yeah no she's not going for me slash mine but she would be going cuts she would be going for breakaway I like that's so like not what I associate Kelly Clarkson's music with it's crazy yeah I hope Kim goes well now actually when you frame it that way I could totally totally see Kim like wanting to

you know capitalize like on you know early 2000s Y2K vibes yeah yeah totally that's just not the kelly we know i'm sorry no that's not kelly brianne that is that's kelly clarkton that is not kelly brianne my fucking queen you know do you know that she has a children's book i did know that like river runs river yeah and like there's a song at the end of the book and it comes with a bear and like you squeeze the bear and it's Kelly sings the lullaby. Oh goodbye gotta go order. Yeah no I was surprised you didn't have it. I know you know it came out like before I was in the market for children's books but um I didn't know that Kelly sings and there's a bear. Goodbye. Yeah she was on her talk show talking about it because apparently it's Ashton Kutcher's uh son's favorite book before bed. Oh wow that's so cute. It's like it's it's popular she favorite book before bed. Oh, wow.

That's so cute. It's popular. She's got a cult following with the kids. I believe that. I believe that too. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Which would have been a great story if Ben were hosting,

but Aaron Rodgers is coming to the Jets. What? You don't know this? No, Ben is out of town. J-E Jets Jets Jets he wrote a lengthy goodbye to the Packers after his Jets trade went through there were rumors swirling for like the last few weeks that he might go to the Jets but like the Jets always oh my god the Jets I hadn't heard Jackie had not heard whispers I didn't even know I have no idea what you're talking about I thought there were whispers that he was going to retire yeah no he's going to the Jets J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets that's exciting because

like as a New York football fan if you're a fan of the Jets like you know it's just a bleak life like they've never even had any sort of like not even not even momentum and not even hope like it's really like a sad fucking franchise and the the Giants, which is like the other New York team, they're like the cool kids. And like they've won Super Bowls. And like even when they're, you know, not great, they're still good. And so when you're a Jets fan, it's like you're just the dork. And the Giants are like the popular kids. So for this, I can't remember like the last time an actual famous person whose name I

knew played on the Jets. Like that's crazy. It was Mark Sanchez. Don't be fucking rude, Tim Tebow. Yeah, but he was there for like five minutes and I don't even think he played Mark Sanchez Mark Sanchez but that was like Mark Sanchez was famous for being a Jet he wasn't like famous and then came to the Jets you know and he was famous because like he was like not supposed to be that great and he like blew shit up he was on the cover of the New York Post when I was in high school every single day yeah those were good times well that could be Aaron because not only is like Aaron Rodgers

going to the Jets which is cool for the Jets um if you're into that sort of thing but he's coming to New York slash New Jersey like he's gonna be your neighbor he's gonna be a star and I wonder what this means for the Sharks I wonder what this means for Shailene yeah yeah I feel like she's so New York now I feel like she could see a life for herself in New York maybe it was Green Bay that was coming between them she's so not Green Bay she's also so she's so not New York City she's not like a city girl she's very like barefoot you know yeah doing hikes in her bikini yeah but she could hike on the the west side highway the high line yeah she would love it um no this is like so crazy and so exciting that also means like you know i like to think you know oh jackie's telling a story what does this mean for me and here's what it means for me

it means like i'm feeling i might see aaron rogers out at like a fabulous restaurant or like a cool club yeah like zero bond yeah I'm sure he'll become a member yeah I feel like the nightlife opportunities and I think Aaron Rodgers likes to throw down you know he takes the season seriously but you know he enjoys his time off yeah I just feel like he's not gonna like New York I know I don't where's he from originally like like born and raised yeah hold on I'm looking it up oh Chico California oh my that's where Ryan from the OC was from Chico oh wow and he went to Berkeley so yeah maybe maybe he hasn't spent a lot of time in New York maybe he doesn't know how much he's gonna love it yeah I don't know I don't know but I'm excited I'm excited for New York

I need to ask Zach Shapiro what this means like Zach Shapiro's Ben's not really into football like he follows everything but he's really into basketball um Shapiro is like our family football fanatic and he cares about the New York teams like my husband doesn't yeah he's a huge Giants fan so I have to ask to ask him what this means for me and for the state and for the community. Well, it could mean good things for you. It could mean like now maybe you'll go to a Jets game and it'll be something to go to. Yeah. By the way, I feel like when we got into our 49ers era, I really appreciated like how fun,

really truly fun it can be to go to a football game. Like it is fun. To be a part of it. Also, there were rumors that Aaron Rodgers was going to go to the 49ers, I think. Oh, shit. Okay, but let's go back to the 49ers. Like our team doesn't have a... They don't have a quarterback that they can lean on.

Quarterback. Who, like who are we thinking? I know that people were actually thinking Tom Brady might go, but he officially retired again, so. Yeah, so yeah no they need like we need some fresh blood yeah we need like a hot young thing we need like a Matt Saracen no we don't we need a Matt Saracen out of Texas no we need the one who got hurt to get better because he was like all that. Yeah. He was all that Brock. If you go to his Instagram, he's such a PJ. It's like Jesus this, Jesus that.

I'm like, yes, Brock. Yes. That's beautiful. Yeah. Well, that concludes your sports news for the day. Feel like you needed to know where Aaron is going. And what this means for Shailene. And what it means for Turdy's backyard.

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The new season, season six of Black Mirror has been confirmed. Oh, shit. With a June release and they just released the teaser which I'm literally too scared to even watch no I'm not fucking watching that shit the show is disgusting and it's depra depravity at its finest but it's also really smart and really good and and gives you a whole new perspective on life and you have to watch it and it's also star studded this season yes so this season's roster includes aaron paul annie murphy oh i love her that's uh uh schitt's creek it's alexis yes kate mara michael serra sal salma hayek rory colkin and many others who's rory colkin the one from succession no that's kieran colkin oh shit

and then there was macaulay and then there's a third there was always a third googling i had no idea yeah and he's definitely from something you know wait yeah wait hold on the way that this family like has this the genetics of like serial killers and they all ended up as like famous actors they all look like serial killers but what have we seen him in i'm not recognizing anything from his catalog waco waco waco who did he play in waco played like that guy you know oh no i remember him he's from Halston, the Netflix miniseries. He played Joel Schumacher. Oh, I don't. Oh, I did watch that.

No, he played David Thibodeau. He was like one of the new recruits. He was kind of like our eyes and ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That show was so fucking good. We really quickly, when you were going through the people who are in it, Kay Mara. I really wish she never did that show on fx about the teacher who has

sex with her student because honestly i love having sex the same the teacher who had sex with their student she was so convincing in that to me she's a fucking pedophile like i can't move past it no it was such a deeply like authentic performance like i see her as a teacher wow do you want to disturb you want to pull a Meghan Trainor no I don't want to I'm not going to say what you want me to say you don't want to go to jail tonight no that's not how I plan to spend my evening um so the season looks you know just as dysfunctional dark and dystopian as ever. But a new addition is that it seems like they might not be one off episodes. They've always been like standalone installments. But the showrunner hinted that season six follows a new model.

A log line notes that the sixth season of Black Mirror is the most unpredictable, unclassifiable and unexpected yet. So it might have more of a story arc like continuity between each episode it used to be like you could just watch random episodes kind of like law and order like you would just watch random episodes they had totally different characters totally different places they were set in like in i i've seen a bunch of episodes but i never watched them front to back people would just be like oh you have to watch that one or you have to watch that one it's not confirmed but like the the showrunner said

like I always felt Black Mirror should feature stories that are entirely distinct from one another and keep people so people and myself surprised it should be a series that can be easily defined and can keep reinventing reinventing itself but then he also feels the need to challenge everything like everything about Black Mirror is like challenging usual assumptions so anything fucking goes with this show gird your loins also does it feel like it's been a really long time since the last it's been three years i think yeah okay yeah yeah season five came out in 2019 right so four years this is long awaited that's crazy oh my god this show like the people who think of this shit are so fucked up in the head like i can't okay obviously obviously you want to go to a dark place but think of some of the more compelling episodes i'm on a roll riding so high

actually never even by the way i never even saw that episode. I just love that song. Oh, it's cute. It's also the premise of the book that we read for the Redheads, Clara and the Sun. Oh. Just like a doll

that's like your friend and companion. Oh, so you mean Life Size starring Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. Yeah, they all are pretty similar.

Life Size did it first. Then there were other episodes too. Like that guy who used to like bring people home from work and like put them in his computer game. That fucking episode with Landry from Friday Night Lights who's this fucking freak who like digitally kidnaps his co-workers who he doesn't like and they make them live in this alternate reality

for the rest of their lives. Right. Oh my God, that fucking show. And then he ends up, spoiler alert alert dying and like they they did it but like i can't and then also the one with like bryce dallas howard where she's a bridesmaid i hate that one her social credit score is like not good enough so she keeps trying to like get it up but she winds up with like and like really bad i think she winds up like dead you're like arrested she was like on the side of the road like hitchhiking i think she winds up like dead you're like arrested she was like on the side of the road

like hitchhiking I think she ends up dead yeah the show is turnt like it's really not okay in any way I know but I look forward to the personal internal battle I'm gonna have about whether or not to watch it oh yeah I'm totally watching it I don't know you know I need to know like what level of like gory like they really just fuck with your head sometimes and you know what that's not good all the time like no life is hard enough but I do feel like so many things wind up happening in the world and then we're like oh my god that's like a black mirror episode and it takes black mirror to like show us some of the dangers of like modern social media social yeah technology like that no you're so right we were just talking about this

episode where um the punishment for a crime that this person committed was that they like wake up every single day they forget every single they forget everything that happened before and they like have to go through the same day over and over again well and people attend and watch it like it's a museum yeah messed up stuff no deeply unwell people coming up with these concepts i wish them well yeah okay are you ready for our fifth and final story the final story do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do little light exciting bachelor fair because becca kufrin is pregnant and expecting her first child with her fiance thomas jacobs who she met on bachelor in paradise whom she proposed to correct oh yeah oh yeah just it's important that we not forget that i forgot and i know i couldn't that's the only thing i think of when i think of Becca Kufrin and her man.

I honestly did not know that they were still together. Right, they're still together. And that actually is really cute. And I feel like, you know, in Bachelor World, a lot of people get together. A lot of people get engaged even. Especially on Paradise. Yeah, to either get married or have a baby with someone like makes it, you know, a lot more serious. And so these two are going the distance.

She announced on Wednesday that her and Thomas Jacobs,bs her fiance will be expanding their family this fall party of five coming september 2023 five i think there's probably dogs in the picture oh oh my god i hate when people do that like it's so confusing i know but like what do you think you're gonna leave theo out of your announcement one day no theo is the announcement like he's here get with the program there is a jog in the picture and the sonogram looks like one little one so five so that's one two that's four three four hold on maybe there's two dogs this fifth maybe she's having twins it looks like one baby i think there might be two dogs two dogs oh okay i was literally like typing out investigative like what is going i was like maybe he has a child from another relationship

yeah yeah no that good thing that you called that out party five like damn that's a big family yeah well they're growing their fam anything that's really sweet that's nice I mean Becca Kufrin like wouldn't be where she is right now if Ari Lindeck didn't like dump her on television and I know everybody made Ari and Lauren like the villains out of that story but I think now you know knowing what we know Ari and Lauren have multiple children she's engaged has a baby on the way seems like everything worked out the way that it was supposed to work out don't you think jacks i do think turd turd thinks yes yes thank turd i turd yes think yes thanks turd absolutely those are the fast five and i didn't choose them and it was an absolute pleasure

um this is Thursday's episode Friday's episode is going to be me and Shannon we're going to be podcasting live from Palm Springs before we head out for our first official day of stagecoach which is so exciting how are you feeling about stagecoach do you see the weather stop yeah I was prepared I knew it was going to be over 100 degrees I'm okay with the weather I am packed I do believe I have like all my outfits um I was feeling good until Shannon sent me a picture of her outfits um you want me to send you them I do I do I do let me send it to you right now it's's vomit worthy. I saw on your story that you were vomiting. Like, let me just send you one and you'll know, like, why I don't want to go anymore.

But your outfits are really strong, Claude. Like, we really built it up. It's not about the outfits. It's, like, about the whole look. You know what I mean? Like, just look at the picture of Shannon and you'll understand why I'm no longer interested in attending this festival with that, you know, devious wench. Yeah.

No, that's really cool stuff. But also, you could think of it this way. Like, there's things in there that you know devious wench yeah no that's really cool stuff but also you could think of it this way like there's things in there that you could borrow I know and Shannon's so generous she was like what can I bring she's bringing me a jacket she's like do you need something she's getting me sunglasses like she's being so generous maybe she has the belt that you need I just don't think like we're the same belt size you know fine did you try on the belt that you bought with your outfit I didn't try it on like I'm just I'm just crossing my fingers you're raw dog in it yeah I bought a belt like an expensive belt and I'll just return it if I don't wear it yeah that's fine yeah so like that's a little bit

update for me so I'm just got a spray tan I'm literally gonna go to bed I have to wake up at the crack of dawn and make sure you're following me on Instagram this weekend because I'm gonna be at stagecoach like living it up and make sure you're following me on Instagram this weekend. Because I'm going to be at Stagecoach. Like living it up. And make sure you're following Jackie too. Because she's always doing interesting things over there. That is so sweet TL. I can't wait to keep up with your story. By the way.

Do not call me TL. I know. I won't. I just did. Because I know that I reach like my turd maximum. I know people get like annoyed. But you know what? I don't get annoyed.

No it's like I don't. I'm still going to call you turd. I know people get like annoyed but you know what I don't get no it's like I don't I'm still gonna call you turd turdy like whatever but I do know that there's like a limit so if I could switch it up remix it yeah then I'll try and do that but I don't think TL is the one I don't think so either um I'm excited to follow along on your weekend of fun in the sun with the girly swirly twirlies. We will miss you. I will miss you too. And just be like living vicariously through you and the music. But like, you know what?

The lineup's not my dream lineup, so I'll be okay. It's definitely a missable lineup. Yeah, but like you're going for the fun and the camaraderie. Exactly. Exactly. Because I like it.. Because I like it. I like it. I like you, Jackie.

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