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It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts.
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.
And if there was a Monday that I ever felt like a Monday,
it might be this particular Monday because my God,
we have so much to cover. Hello, Jax. Hiya Dern.
I'm Dern Good. We have a lot to cover on this Monday.
That feels like a Monday, first Monday in March.
Let's get this bread.
Oh wait, it's almost the Met Gala.
Just like a fun fact.
In two months, if that's what you mean by almost.
Yeah, like we're almost there.
Like usually the first Monday of March,
it just reminded me like,
yeah, it's on the horizon.
That's something to look forward to.
Is it?
You're so mainstream these days, I can't keep up with you.
The thing is, is that, you know,
actually I'm glad you brought that up
because I go through,
I go through eras where like I'm such a hater of things.
And it's hard because like your job is to like,
you know, watch it all, recap it at all.
And no one wants to come on here being like,
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
And I do, I'm just like a hater to my core.
But yes, I have been very mainstream
like watching everything on TV these days.
It's more so pregnancy.
Like, yeah, thank, yeah.
Even though the Oscars was one of those
miserable experiences, like, do you know how grateful
I was to have to watch something that I could like
live tweet and like be a part?
Like the activities don't come as easily as they used to.
So if my mainstream is coming off as anything
other than a lack of other options, then I'm sorry.
No, it's nice.
And we don't hate like by choice,
we are dedicated to the truth.
And if things shake out in a hateful way,
that's literally not our fault.
And I really feel like I've been so positive recently
and I'm really do for like a hater episode.
I have actually a lot of really kind of hot button
controversial things to say.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna say all of them.
I think it's spoken to up line.
I think you should just let it rip.
I'm feeling really motivated by the truth.
I feel like that's really what's guiding me.
I don't like, I don't go through a hater era
like where I'm just like angry at stuff.
It's like, if it's good, it's good.
And if it's not good, I'll say so.
Let the truth guide you, Coders.
Yeah, so I just have a lot of thoughts.
And also this is the first year,
this is the first year that I'm really
well versed in the movies.
You know, I've seen most of the talkies.
Oh yeah, that's so good,
because they love to say you didn't even watch the movies.
And so now that I have,
and you're gonna regret making me watch these movies
because I have some really kind of crazy things to say.
So the first story we have today is the Oscars.
We'll get into that in a little bit.
But how was your weekend, Jax?
Tell me all about it.
Cojers, it was a nice weekend, but it wasn't my finest
and it was actually quite boring, so I'll be brief.
Sick Again this weekend, which really put a damper on things.
I guess it's just a cold.
At one point I was like, do I have allergies?
I looked up, what's the allergy count right now?
Because it was just so sneezy, so sniffly, it was Miz.
I have to read the 600 paid books for the Redhead,
so all my free time was dedicated to reading this book
that started out as a demon copperhead type,
and now I hate this author.
You know when that happens?
He set out to do something.
He bit off more than he could chew.
He doesn't know where he's going.
So I didn't even watch anything fun
because I was reading this book, which I don't hate,
but I've just been like knee deep in reading.
Yesterday we did go on a local safari.
So that was fun.
I got to see exotic animals
and that was the highlight of my weekend.
So yeah, like really nothing fabulous to share on Forge.
Mine wasn't fabulous either.
Although I did, yes, I did have a dinner party
on Friday night, the Taylor's.
You did, you did.
She was hard to get ahold of.
It was one of those nights that like was perfect
and only would have been made more perfect
if I could have a cocktail, you know?
Oh, I guess so.
Yeah, I thought you were gonna say it was one of those nights
that was written in the stars.
No, Ben Taylor and Taylor, like we were having so much fun.
Ben made a beautiful meal.
We played like board games.
Like, you know, that's my dream night.
What did Ben make?
Oh, I saw, I saw slaw and schnitzel.
And everybody was like drinking wine
and Ben doesn't really drink and he did.
And I was like, oh my God, of course,
like one night you get like fun drunk
and I'm not even allowed to participate.
So it was fun, but like it could have been better, you know? With a drink. like, oh my God, of course, like one night you get like fun drunk and I'm not even allowed to participate.
So it was fun, but like, it could have been better, you know?
With a drink.
Yeah, but that's actually not the most important thing
that happened to me this weekend.
I too had a pretty boring weekend,
although I consumed a lot of content
for the purposes of today's show.
I finished Love is Blind, I watched so much Desperate Housewives.
I won't bore you guys with it,
but it's just like the only thing that brings me joy.
But I also had a traumatic event that I'd like to-
Oh my gosh, you guys, you're not gonna believe this.
If you've been here a while,
you will not believe this story.
Yes, you will not believe that like the craziest thing
ever happened to me again.
Again.
So I'm obviously pregnant.
I don't know if I mentioned that.
I talk about it like so little
and I get no backlash every time.
Could I just say like, I got so much hate on Friday
after like talking about pregnancy for 20 minutes.
Like I feel like I've been so good
reeling in my pregnancy stuff.
And like guys, just let me live.
Like I'm pregnant.
Like what do you want me to do?
Like, sorry.
Coach, can I ask you something?
Yeah. Is it your truth?
Then let it guide you.
I fear it is, yes.
Then let it guide you. Okay. it is, yes. Then let it guide you.
Okay, so one of the absolute blessings of pregnancy
is how frequently you have to pee.
And for some reason, you have to pee way more at night.
And so I'm used to it now.
I'm up to about three P's every two, three hours I pee.
And on Saturday night, I got up to pee.
And what's so funny is that something woke me up and then I was like,
oh, I'll pee, you know?
And the thing that woke me up was Ben's heavy breathing.
He's like literally behind me and I hear him just like
whistling in the wind and I'm like, all right.
How that bump made us jump.
Literally.
So he woke me up and I was like, well, while I'm up,
I might as well just get my pee out of the way.
So I get up to pee, the door is closed to the bathroom.
We have like an en suite.
I open the door to the bathroom
and there's a man in my bathroom
like coming out of the toilet.
And I screamed, screamed so loud.
Like truly like if you're being kidnapped,
like you scream and then the man is also screaming.
And then I'm screaming and the man's screaming
and I realized very quickly that the man is Ben,
which I didn't really understand
because three seconds before he was in the bed
waking me up with his snoring.
So I'm like, how did you get in the toilet?
We are screaming off like,
the whole thing like seriously never ended.
Like scream, I scream, he scream, I scream, he scream.
And then I was so petrified,
like true fear that I collapsed, like my body gave out
and I totally forgot I was pregnant.
I landed on my knees, thank God.
I have never been so scared.
Except for the last time that happened.
This one was worse.
By the way, if you're a new toaster
in Claudia and Ben's old apartment,
so just to say like two years ago,
this exact thing happened.
She went up to pee in the middle of the night.
She opened the door and there was someone in her bathroom
and they screamed at each other and it was Ben.
Actually the last time the roles were reversed,
I was on the toilet and it's pitch black.
And I like look up for a second
and there's a man standing over me.
I don't know which one was more scary.
This one just feels more scary because it was more recent, but oh my God, I've never felt like such
abject terror in my entire fucking life. Like I'm like just, I was up for an hour afterwards. My
knees were killing me because I collapsed onto my knees. It was the worst thing that ever happened
to me. We now have rules in place and I'm just like, can I have one thing like what you have to
pee in the middle of the night too?
Like I'm fucking pregnant.
Like I said, first of all, and ever since it happened,
I'm very aware that it could happen again.
And I always now pee with the door open.
And like I make a lot of sound when I pee,
just so somebody knows that like, hi, I'm here.
So I'm aware of it, Ben is obviously not.
So now we have rules in place.
I said for the remainder of the pregnancy,
like you have to pee in the guest room
in the middle of the night, I'm sorry.
And if you do happen to like forget and pee
in our bathroom, like pee with the door open,
make a lot of sound, like just make yourself known.
Don't be like, you know, tiptoeing in the night.
No, he's not welcome in your bathroom anymore.
That has to be like, we can't have this happen again.
He needs to use the other bathroom.
Maybe you guys need a nightlight,
various nightlights in your bedroom
so that it's never like pitch black.
And when you see-
It's not like the reason that this happened
had nothing to do with the level of darkness.
Like-
Well, it doesn't happen in the middle of the day.
Well, it happened in our old apartment
and we had a nightlight on the floor in the bathroom.
Like it's not about that.
And I'm actually just wanna say like, I don't feel like this is that crazy.
I'm surprised it doesn't happen to more people
because like when your partner gets out of bed,
like it jostles the bed and like wakes you up
and you're like, oh yeah, I'll pee.
And you don't realize that you're jostled
because they got up to pee.
So I feel like it's not the craziest thing.
And the fact that it's happened to me twice now,
like sounds crazy, but it's not.
Yeah.
We listen and we don't judge.
We listen and we don't judge.
I'm surprised my doorbell didn't ring with the cops.
Like that good to know that not a single one
of my neighbors called the police.
When two people were screaming for their fucking lives.
You guys are the craziest two people. screaming for their fucking
Craziest two people that's the thing you and Ben are so crazy. You're seriously perfect for each other
I Know it's not the point. It's not the point but like Ben scream
It was really
It was really icky. It was like, pussy.
The pitch and the tenor of it was so-
And he's just being like a small beautiful woman.
What are you afraid of?
It was so girly, his scream.
It was like, is that like a woman?
And he should have known that's you.
Obviously.
Because you do pee a lot.
My thing is that I pee.
Right.
Yeah, and it's like, what are you doing here?
Get out of here.
No, that's really crazy that he screamed.
I had reason to be suspicious about the man in my bathroom.
Unless your scream scared him,
because screams are scary.
By the way, that is what happened because,
now I can laugh, like replay, like his face.
Like, seriously.
Can't.
But in the moment it was so scary,
like I couldn't laugh, now I can.
Were you mad at him after?
No, no, I was really, really shaken up.
Like I was so afraid.
Yes, I had actually went through,
like the real feelings of somebody being kidnapped.
Like your worst nightmare,
you wake up and someone's in your house, right?
Like now, thankfully the person in my house lived there,
but it was like the real feelings of it.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes, and how was Romeo?
He has been sleeping in the crate
because he's pissing us off.
So he was a non-factor.
I can only imagine what he would have thought.
Romeo's POV.
You guys, it was so crazy.
I swear, like you guys are so crazy.
It was the craziest thing.
Sound off in the comments, does this happen to you?
Like, is this something that happened?
Yeah.
And what are like solves?
Having a second toilet is huge.
I like, obviously like, sorry, your walk is now much longer
but it's not my problem.
Yeah, a small price to pay.
Oh my God.
It was the craziest thing that ever happened to me.
And then like, we were just supposed to wake up
and be normal.
And I went, we woke up and went to brunch with Ben's parents
and I actually had to leave early.
I was really feeling like dizzy and not okay.
I think that like the whole traumatic event
really took a physical toll on me.
Yeah, well the lack of sleep, the need.
You might have had like a vasovagal.
By the way, it was giving vasovagal exactly.
Like I was feeling really unsteady at brunch
and like nauseous, like I was gonna throw up.
So I had to leave.
Or it was the pregnancy.
I think it was the battle of battle. I think it was so vast. It's gonna be a bagel. Vag.
So that's like literally the only thing I have to report from the weekend because it was seriously
It wasn't real. It was literally a movie like oh my oh my God. Yeah. Well, speaking of the movies,
the Oscars were on last night.
The talkies.
I endeavored to watch them.
We'll share all of our thoughts in the Fast Five,
which I think without-
Yeah, I mean, we should like make haste today.
There's a lot to talk about.
Because we're doing Fast Five stories.
We're doing, you're doing Love is Blind recap.
You never know what's going to come up along the way.
Courtney Kardashian released a statement and I feel bad.
So like we have a lot to talk about.
Oh, and we're doing Alex Earl, Bethany Frankel.
So that's another one of my like takes today
that I feel like people are not gonna see coming.
Oh, okay.
You better be good.
I feel like you're really like,
there's nothing worse than when someone's like,
I have a hot take.
Yeah, I know.
Hot dogs are not sandwiches.
Wearing moist is weird.
No, I would say that my hottest take,
it's like not even hot.
We'll talk about it, okay?
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Now before we dive into the Oscars because I did spend like, you, the turd. Now, before we dive into the Oscars, because I did spend like, you know,
the latter six months, not latter,
former six months of my life watching these movies.
And I wanna talk about my thoughts on them, right?
Like, because I have a lot, I saw a lot of the movies,
the winners, things like that.
But I need to just kind of like take a big diarrhea dump
before I do that, because I had such a problem
with the Oscars, and I know you did too,
and I just wanna like, I wanna talk about how
like offensive to my core, and obviously like I take things
you know, related to my people very, very personally,
but I don't know how anyone could have watched
the Oscars last night and not just like wanted to vomit
all over these people, especially when you think about like,
so the top four awards, which were like
best supporting actor, actress,
two of them films were Holocaust movies,
two of the actors who won are Jewish.
And the way there was just like so much profiting
off of Jewish trauma and like no mention
of recent Jewish trauma, I found so offensive like-
I'm going, I'm going.
I like Kieran Culkin and like I don't wanna, you know, smear him,
but like, you get up there,
you won it for a Holocaust movie,
you're not even Jewish, like, to not even mention it,
like I actually found so offensive
and I thought his speech was really sweet,
like about his wife, like so cute,
but like, let's talk about what got you here first,
just briefly, like I know you have a limited amount of time.
Mikey Madison, Jewish girl, no mention,
like this is the biggest moment.
And Adrian Brody, and I'm sorry, I love him.
I'm gonna gag over him and Georgina and the gum.
I'm gonna do it.
But like, disappointment.
The speech was weak,
especially because they started playing the music.
And he was like, no, stop, I have something to say.
And I was like, oh, here we fucking go.
Here we go.
He stopped the music.
I'm ready for him to slay the house down boots.
And he said anti-Semitism, he was pushing out of duty. It was the hardest thing he stopped the music. I'm ready for him to slay the house down boots. And like he said, antisemitism,
like he was pushing out of duty.
Like it was the hardest thing he'd ever done.
And then he also like blanketed it
with other like sort of buzzwords.
And it was just, it was not powerful.
It was not moving.
And the whole thing just felt so to me.
And then for this film,
which was like nominated in one of the categories,
normally people don't care about, like documentary short,
it was called No Other Land To Have Won,
which was seriously a propaganda film made
about the war in Israel.
For them to have won and then got up on stage
and just said to me the most abhorrently offensive,
unfactual things, to me, I wanted to turn
the whole fucking thing off.
I thought it was disgusting, everything I've ever thought about Hollywood.
And enough with the Jews run Hollywood,
because if they did, like last night wouldn't have happened.
So just please shut the fuck up.
I wanted to turn it off, but I'm like, no,
I did not come this far to only come this far.
I watched these pieces of shit movies.
I'm gonna see this through.
So I will give my thoughts and you know,
I won't make everything about this,
but I just needed to be said how personally offensive
I found the whole night.
Yeah, first of all, I'm offended they started at 7 p.m.
Like some of us have shit to do.
So I didn't-
Oh, I was grateful.
I was really grateful.
I didn't know about that until like 7.40,
so that's when I was able to start recording.
I'm sorry, wait, one more thing.
One more thing that like added to my list of offensive.
I said everyone.
And then for that ugly fuck, Guy Pearce,
I've never even heard of him.
Like you come to the Oscars on the backs of a Holocaust
movie and you wear your stupid, ugly, free Palestine pin.
Like you know nothing, you're an idiot and I hate you.
Yeah, especially after the last few weeks when they've
completely, like not that they ever hid who they were
in Gaza, but like they have been so horrible,
literally dancing and parading around
the coffins of Jewish babies.
Like this is what you wanna say today.
Really, that's who you are.
Like it's really sickening.
So I watched from like 740 up until No Other Land
or whatever won the best documentary.
I'm like, why am I watching this?
What I watched wasn't even enjoyable.
These people are morons. I don't like them. I don't like why am I watching this? What I watched wasn't even enjoyable. These people are morons.
I don't like them.
I don't like this.
Like, let me go back to my book.
So I'll recap what I saw and we'll talk about the winners
and tell me what you think like from a cinematic perspective.
But everything just like, it also looks like shit.
Like every preview for every movie looks like shit.
And the good movies, and I know I only saw one,
but like Wicked was an amazing movie. And the fact that that- Yeah, and it should have won every award. And I've seen clips of a Noor and Amelia good movies. And I know I only saw one, but like Wicked was an amazing movie.
And the fact that that-
Yeah, and it should have won every award.
And I've seen clips of a Noor and Amelia Prescott.
It's a joke, the girl rising on the floor
with the song, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.
It says fuck over, Conan Ryan said it says fuck
over four inch times in the movie.
Like, and that's the best movie?
So that's my kind of big, like outside
of my own personal politics, which I could admit
like I'm very close to.
Now I'm gonna take a step back
and just talk about this as a movie critic, if I may,
because I've seen all the movies.
I've seen all the movies.
And when they played in the very beginning,
like this little trailer of movies of yore
that have won Oscars, and it was all in tribute to LA.
So it was like big Hollywood films, they had La La Land,
everything that, it was just so glamorous,
and you're like, yes, this is the Oscars. Yes, yes, yes.
And then you take a look at the slew of films
that were nominated this year and it's like,
one of these things is not like the other.
Like there was nothing.
And then when you think about also,
I'm sorry, the films that won, like, oh really?
Like the category that gave us La La Land
and 12 Years a Slave and Gone With the Wind,
like the great, Anora, it's actually crazy
that I think what now is considered an Oscar worthy film
is just so different than what I'm used to seeing.
And Last Night was just like all the worst movies
being nominated and treated like something that they weren't.
Yeah.
So it's like, well, I don't know if like,
a Nora should have won over Amelia Press.
To be honest, I don't really give a fuck.
They're all the same type of movie.
Like where are the greats?
Where are like these big productions?
And like, the one thing I'll say about a Nora
that I liked is that it was an independent movie
made for $6 million.
And like, that just doesn't happen to movies like that.
And like, that's cool for sure. Shout and that just doesn't happen to movies like that. That's cool, for sure.
Shout out to the Indies, they deserve.
But at its core, it was a dumb movie.
I actually enjoyed it.
It was a silly movie you would see with your friends.
Oscars?
It's just not adding up.
Yeah, so of the movies that you saw,
what do you think should have won best picture?
You saw Conclave, Amelia Perez,
Anora, The Substance, and Wicked.
Honestly, when I think of what constitutes
an Oscar-worthy film,
I would have said Conclave.
And the more that time has passed since I've watched
this movie, I find myself thinking most
and talking to people about Conclave.
As a good movie should, I enjoyed The Substance the most.
I would have been happy if they won
and Demi Moore was 1000% snubbed.
Like it's not even a question.
Yeah, I think I would say Conclave.
Okay.
Or Wicked.
Like I know they're like against giving it to popular things
but when you think about movies in the year 2025,
like you're only thinking about Wicked.
Yeah.
And it's okay to give it to something like Corny
and popular.
No, it's not even Corny
because it's like, it was really artistic.
It's really theatrical.
Like Cynthia Rivio has the most amazing voice on the planet.
It will go down as a movie as big as...
The Wizard of Oz.
Yeah, Titanic.
Like that was our movie of the year,
like our big budget movie.
La La Land, which didn't win by the way,
which is a perfect example.
Because the movie that won nobody talks about today.
Moonlight, yeah.
Okay, so let's go through the categories,
but let's also just talk about the opening.
Which started out for me,
and I'm feeling really critical of the night,
so I'm gonna say things about people whom I love.
That maybe-
Oh yeah, we're waiting for the hot takes as well.
Yeah, okay, well one of my hot takes
is that the performances were so bad,
and that's not like a hot take or anything.
But the performances obviously that stood out
were Ari and Cynthia, and it was so pargy.
The way they chose songs to encapsulate
the entire Wizard of Oz universe,
not just Wicked, Somewhere Over the Rainbow,
and then The Wiz, and then Wicked.
It was so beautiful, but I was really kind of like,
shooketh at Ari's vocals.
I feel like you can always say what you want about Ari,
right, like her music or her personal life,
but she's gonna slide the house down boots with that voice
and she's gonna shut everybody up.
She was a little like shaky.
I don't know if she was nervous,
but it was not giving her party flawless vocals.
It was giving like, are she nervous?
So I saw that you said that before I watched it.
I saw you say like Ari's vocals are eh.
And then when I watched it, I was like, oh no,
they sounded good considering I was expecting them to be eh.
I wonder what I would have thought if I just watched it
without any expectation. Cause I was like, oh no, she sounds nice. would have thought if I just watched it without any expectation.
Cause I was like, oh no, she sounds nice.
The only thing is that I never noticed this,
but I could hear her breathing.
I feel like that's part of the trade where it's like
your breath work, you know where to take your breath
so that we don't hear it, so that we don't know.
Like, and I just kept hearing like.
Yeah, no, she was shaking.
Yeah, it wasn't, I don't know, I wasn't like blown away.
And then Cynthia comes out and sang a song from The Wiz
that I didn't know, but I was enjoying immensely.
And Cynthia's just like, she could fart out a tune
that's better than anything you've ever heard.
And then when they brought the two women together,
and I really did love that like,
even though the movie has been paraded as like,
Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari, Cynthia and Ari,
like the big songs and the vocals, like it is Alphaba.
And so I liked that the performance was like really for Cynthia and Ari was Cynthia and Ari. Like the big songs and the vocals, like it is Alphaba. And so I liked that the performance was like really
for Cynthia and Ari was very much there as like supporting
act because that final song, like, oh my God,
I wasn't okay.
It was so beautiful.
She didn't even look like she was trying.
That was the crazy thing.
Like the way she was hitting these notes,
it was perfection.
I liked the cinematography.
They showed Ari in the back doing some supporting vocals.
I hope you're happy.
Like, part you're fucking licious.
I loved it.
And I was like, oh, here we fucking go.
The Oscars are about to like, you know,
the year I finally watch them all, I'm ready.
And then Conan came out.
And I want to say something.
I don't have any particular strong feelings about Conan.
I think people really love him
and people also really dislike him.
So I was ready to be dazzled.
I'm like, take me to your side, make me a fan.
And I found the whole thing really hard to watch.
He was really corny and he was trying so hard,
which I appreciate, but it was reading so desperate.
And I don't know, it was also not funny.
That's kind of where I draw the line.
Yeah, that's what we're looking for, funny.
Yeah, it wasn't good.
And then with any host,
even if you're doing a good job towards the end,
like I find you annoying.
But I've started finding him annoying
like the second and third time he came on.
And like, I was just scrolling.
I missed half of his jokes.
Like he was really bothering me, irksome.
Okay, so it's a no from Conan.
It's a no for Conan.
And he also, he just reminds me of like,
and I know he's not like a Jimmy,
but he has that vibe and he didn't stand out in a way.
So it was giving Jimmy.
Yeah.
There were a couple of good jokes, like I laughed,
but the Carlos Sofia Gascon of it all was very funny.
I didn't know if they were going to dress her.
I didn't even know if she was in the building.
She was in the building, right?
Cause everybody was ignoring her. I didn't see her on the carpet. Like, so she had tweets. If you I didn't know if they were gonna dress her. I didn't even know if she was in the building. She was in the building, right? Cause everybody was ignoring her.
I didn't see her on the carpet.
So she had tweets.
If you guys don't know, she's the actress from-
Who plays Amelia Perez.
Amelia Perez, actually it's Perez.
There's an apostrophe over the first date.
And everybody loves her like queen, queen, queen.
And then she had tweets and now everybody hates, hates, hates.
And she was dominated for best actress.
So it was like, really?
She was a big player last night.
She wasn't on TV once,
except when Conan made the joke about her,
which I actually thought was a funny joke
and good on her for playing into it.
Cause I don't know where she goes from here, but-
No, she goes nowhere from here.
That was the craziest story.
This is the wokest movie of the year.
And she was like everywhere, the darling.
And then the tweets are so antithetical
to like everything that the movie is.
And it's just like, womp, womp, womp.
Do you think Amelia Perez would have won best picture
if not for that?
No, no, because I think by the time her tweets came out,
like most of the voting had already been done,
especially because this production was postponed. Okay, no, not the production by the time her tweets came out, like most of the voting had already been done, especially because this production was postponed.
Okay, no, not the production, the nominees, but something.
Actually, that would mean-
No, the whole broadcast was postponed, no?
No, they said no, just the nominee announcement,
but also that would mean they had more time to vote.
Yeah, I think that, and that was something,
a positive I wanna give,
and there's gonna be very few positives,
so just hold onto your horses.
I really appreciated them giving Amelia Perez
only two out of the 13 nominations.
Now I didn't agree with either of the two,
but they could have went home with more than that.
And it would have actually been like such a slap
in the face to everybody there.
Yeah.
That it was the right thing.
Yeah.
So for the acting awards,
best actress went to Mikey Madison, Anora.
She beat out Demi Moore, that's the big snub.
Yeah, it should have went to Demi Moore.
First of all, that movie was really good,
The Substance, and she was incredible.
Like it was, because we're talking about
two different things here.
It's hard to, with the actress categories,
you have to separate the movies from the performance.
Like even if you thought the movie was bad,
was their performance better?
And Anora was a worse movie and a worst performance.
And Demi Moore totally deserved it.
It was her, I think, feel like one of her,
like her only chance, you know?
And it was so obvious that it was gonna be her.
She was sitting right in the front row.
Like, why wasn't it?
She was amazing.
Yeah.
And Enora was like this dumb, silly movie, I'm sorry,
about like a wealthy Russian kid who moves to New York
and like hides from his parents and hires a hooker
and gets married to her and they just like get drunk and big.
It's like, it was so silly.
And she plays the hooker and she's just like,
fuck yes, fuck that.
She's like, she's from, they film it in New York.
So she's like this OG New York stripper.
And I didn't think the accent was very good.
I wasn't really buying,
like it wasn't an amazing acting performance.
So I have no idea why she won
and it should have been to me.
Yeah.
Then best actor went to Adrian Brody for The Brutalist,
which I feel like is always a good choice.
His second Oscar.
Yeah, I didn't see.
I didn't see this one.
So I don't have like a strong feeling,
but of the ones that I did see,
I do feel like they could have given it to Ray Fiennes. Oh, that was a funny joke Conan made.
Like if you lose again tonight, we're allowed to call you Ralph. Funny.
That's funny. I wish it went to Timothy. Oh, I saw that movie. It was bad. Sorry. I don't think I
don't wish it went. He just won the SAG award. He made a speech, but Kylie wasn't there because she
was grieving. And then she's there last night, like with the camera.
I just would have loved to see it.
And I don't have a horse in this race.
And Adrien Brody like disappointed his whole community.
So like, why not Timothy?
Except he did something so cute.
We need to talk about his speech.
Okay.
So he really couldn't believe that he won.
He's like hugging everyone,
giving Georgina the biggest kiss.
Like doesn't want to let go of his girl, his girl.
He's walking up the stairs.
Then he realizes he has gum in.
He's like, oh shit.
But he's like halfway up the stairs.
So he takes the gum out,
and he's like looking around for what to do with it.
And Georgina's like running after him.
She sees him in this predicament.
Georgina's running like with like the rapper, you know?
And he tosses it in the air.
She goes to catch it.
She did miss it,
but like she picked it up off the ground.
It was such a funny, sweet, supportive moment.
I saw people online being like,
this is outrageous, throwing your trash at a woman.
Shut up, it was funny.
It was funny, I thought it was really sweet
and it made them so real.
That's your partner, it's this huge moment for them.
Let them throw in your trash or you, it doesn't matter.
And you cannot accept an Oscar with gum in your mouth.
No, and he acknowledged her in the speech.
He called her his partner and he spoke of her kids,
which is so crazy,
because it's like Harvey Weinstein's kids.
And I think he referred to himself as like a nickname.
He was like, Popsy, he said something like,
Popsy did it or Popsy won.
Like, are you saying you're their dad?
I mean, their dad's in jail, so like,
they need a father.
He's not the stepfather.
He's a father who stepped up.
Like I thought I heard that, but don't quote me on that.
So I thought the whole exchange was actually really sweet
and I love them together.
And I'm putting aside like my distaste for his speech
because I can hold space for multiple things at once.
It was a very cute moment and it was a really,
oh, and then he couldn't remember.
He was like thanking everyone on his team
and his family and his family and his family.
And he's like, I feel like I'm forgetting.
And then they cut to Georgina and she's screaming,
your mom, your dad, your parents.
She's literally telling him who he forgot.
They're totally like in love.
They're a real couple.
Like they are parchi.
Like Kylie and Timothy.
They are so in love.
Kylie and Timothy were on camera quite a bit
because you know, in the monologue,
they love to like poke fun at everyone
and Timmy had like a whole bit with Adam Sandler
and Kylie was like cut out for like a lot of the,
I was, what is your screen of the cameraman?
They are disgusting. Zoom the fuck out.
Another reason why it's a disgusting program.
Zoom out, Kylie's here.
And then when they did show her,
she seemed to like not want to be laughing at jokes.
Either she didn't understand them
or she didn't want to like, you know,
a laugh is an endorsement.
So she was just being very political.
Yeah, no, she definitely is diplomatic
and doesn't want to like, and also something could,
she might've, yeah, just staying out of it,
but they can't keep their hands off each other, those two.
And they've been dating a while now.
So you would think like the lust era might've ended,
but no, they're obsessed.
And Pauline was there.
I loved to see Pauline out there shaking that thing.
Kimberly from Sex, Lies, and College Girls.
Yes, I think he has another brother too,
but he's not in Sex, Lies, and College Girls,
so I don't know him.
But they all took a family photo.
Kylie skipped the carpet, but met him right at the seats,
you know, letting him have his moment.
Timothy looked really cute in his yellow outfit.
He did, I liked his yellow outfit.
It was a good night for them.
Even though his movie took home not one award.
I didn't think it was deserved.
None of these movies were good, by the way.
It was a particularly bad year for movies.
Because when you think about last year, Elvis, right?
Even though it didn't win everything,
it was glamor and everyone was talking about us.
There was nothing like that this year.
Wicked.
Oh yeah, but see, people refuse to give wicked,
even myself, look, as a critic myself, I'm so, as a critic myself,
I'm so sort of a nerd to not giving it the credibility
it deserves, even though it is,
like it was the biggest movie of the year.
If we can talk about Barbie at the Oscars in a real way,
we could talk about Wicked at the Oscars in a real way.
More so than Barbie.
Also, even though I really liked Elvis,
I wouldn't even, I don't think it was that good.
Yeah.
You know, I enjoyed it.
But you know what I mean?
I'm saying.
Like that's kind of like Rocketman.
That was like a good, stupid movie.
And like Bohemian Rhapsody was a more serious version.
I don't know what the difference was,
but like Bohemian Rhapsody deserves awards.
Rocketman doesn't.
Do you agree?
Speaking of Rocketman, Diane Warren lost again.
I believe it was her 16th Oscar loss.
And just give the woman a fucking Oscar.
Give her an Oscar, especially because this wasn't a year
where there was a let it go from Frozen,
like something undeniable.
Of course we could have skipped Amelia Perez.
And also Oscars are about a body of work, right?
Sometimes it's not just about what you did this year,
but like everything in the past,
Leonardo DiCaprio, waiting for Revenant.
Give it to Diane Warren.
Also that song sounded parchy.
That song did sound really good.
I hadn't heard of the song with her,
but it sounded really good.
And the winner was Amelia Perez.
Like, are you fucking kidding me?
Like this was the year to give it to Diane Warren.
Of all the reasons why Amelia Perez
like was the worst movie and so offensive
was because of the music.
It was seriously like bad music.
So for them to have one music category was offensive.
It was.
Then best supporting actor man,
man went to Kiernan Culkin, a real pain.
I really liked his speech.
I didn't realize what it was lacking until you shared,
but your bar is very, very high.
It's him and his cousin go to Poland after their grandma
who's a Holocaust survivor dies.
Did you watch it?
I didn't, I almost did.
But again, I have such a hard time.
I can acknowledge like how close
and that's what even we were saying about nobody wants this.
Like we're so critical of anything that reflects our culture
because it's usually bad.
So I was just not in the mood to like take Umbridge
with the film.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
Because it was set in modern times.
It's not like an old school Holocaust movie. Yeah, no, they're like, I saw a review of it that was actually looked like a good review. It made me wantbridge with the film. Do you know what I mean? Because it was set in modern times. It's not like an old school Holocaust movie.
I saw a review of it that was actually
looked like a good review.
It made me want to watch the movie.
It's like two guys are trying to like stave off a midlife
crisis.
So they go to the camps, you know,
to kind of put things in perspective.
Like life's not so bad.
I saw there was a funny quote.
It's like you're the product of like a thousand miracles
because like their grandma survived
and you're going to overdose on sleeping pills.
Like I don't think so.
Right.
Right.
That's funny. Yeah. And so I was like, actually sleeping pills? Like, I don't think so. Right, right, that's funny.
Yeah, and so I was like, actually this looks good.
I actually might watch it.
But then they showed a clip from it.
The two boys are on the train,
like talking about the train ticket
and they're like,
something about the $12 train ticket
and how they used to live here,
but they were all kicked out because they're cheap.
They thought we were cheap.
I'm like, really?
Yeah, yeah, right.
That's what we're gonna do?
I didn't watch it because I really wasn't in the mood
to like be a hater again.
Do you know what I mean?
It's so hard.
It needs to be perfect.
I need to pick and choose my battles.
And it's definitely not gonna be,
but I did see a good review.
I feel like there's hope,
except for the nice other clip.
Happy that he won.
And I had no problem with him.
Who else was nominated in the category?
Anora, Yura, Edward Norton,
a complete unknown motherfucker Pierce, the brutal? Anorah, Yura, Edward Norton, a complete unknown
motherfucker Pierce, the brutalist,
and Jeremy Strong, the apprentice.
So the only other person that I thought should have won,
which is funny considering I have such a hate for Anorah,
is the guy who was nominated because he was an amazing actor.
Like the movie was bad, this is what I'm saying,
you have to separate the performer from the performance.
Anorah was like such a dumb movie.
This guy was actually an amazing actor.
He's relatively unknown
and you couldn't get a read on him the whole time.
Like he actually was a really important person in the movie.
So if anything from Anora was gonna win,
like I wanted it to be that guy
because I liked his character and he did an amazing job,
but whatever.
Whatever.
Then best director went to Anora.
All in all, like it was just such a dumb evening.
Like the movies were dumb, the people were dumb.
Oh, you didn't say Zoe Saldana.
Did we say Zoe Saldana?
Oh no, sorry, I meant to go back.
Yeah, best supporting actress Zoe Saldana.
Amelia Price.
And I just wanted to say,
I thought her speech was out of control.
Like. Classic.
Like she was really nutty at the Golden Globes
and it was like funny but weird.
And she just brought the same energy. I thought she was really nutty at the Golden Globes and it was funny but weird and she just brought the same energy.
I thought she was really nutty.
I actually loved the way that she looked.
I've seen a lot of hate for her dress.
I thought she looked beautiful.
And I just thought it was such a crazy speech.
I was just like, oh, it was a lot.
And then she went backstage and was doing press
and she got asked a question
because the movie's been like highly criticized.
Especially by, no by Mexicans.
Yeah, no, but I mean not by critics, by people.
Yes, right, by fans.
And there was a reporter from like a Mexican publication
who was Mexican herself and was like,
what do you say to like the people in Mexico
who were just like really disheartened
to see you like make a film at the heart of Mexico
when all you're talking about is like drug cartels
and murder. Which is like drug cartels and murder,
which is like something we are known for that we shouldn't be.
We have other things to offer, like a beautiful culture.
And she basically told this woman to go fuck herself.
She was like, we yeah, made the movie in Mexico,
but it's not about Mexico.
It's about women.
It couldn't have happened anywhere.
It's about the women.
And it was actually like a really media trained answer.
Did she really gaslight her?
Cause she was like, I'm so sorry.
We never mean to cause any offense,
but this movie was made with love.
And like we, like you can think that
and you have every right to, but here's why it's dumb.
No, I kind of like that's my line.
And she was just sort of like cutting out Mexico from the,
she was like, yeah, we might've filmed in Mexico,
but it was fucking irrelevant.
Like nobody cares about Mexico.
And it was like, well, actually the whole movie, I agree.
It was done in Spanish.
It was actually really about Mexico.
Yeah.
It was the backdrop.
And the same way that like Brighton Beach
was the backdrop of Enora
and the Enora girl like thanks to the people of Brighton Beach.
The movie can be about four women and Mexico.
Right.
Right, but also the movie was special
because the woman in particular, Emilia,
was a Mexican cartel drug lord
before transitioning to becoming a woman.
So like-
What was her name before she becomes Emilia?
Oh, she had like a drug cartel name,
like the monster or something.
Oh, yeah, like the. Like El Chapo.
You know?
I don't know what like,
I don't realize what like the government name was,
but the drug cartel had like a name
and it was like the leader of it was like El Chapo.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a, like a-
A nickname.
Yeah, a nickname like dirty.
Yeah, like a surname, you know?
Yeah, I kind of want to just know.
I just really, like, I really did not enjoy the Oscars
at all and I'm annoyed because like,
I was really curious to see if like for the first year
where I watched almost all the movies,
would it have been a different experience?
And maybe if I had chosen a different year,
like where the movies were, like they were competitive,
like if there were so many good movies
that we couldn't even choose, you know?
But oh my God, it was seriously like,
this is the state of filmmaking.
James Cameron is rolling over in his grave.
Like it was so lame and every movie was like stupid.
And I don't know, I just, it wasn't giving Oscars.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I think this is what the Oscars are giving now.
It does, but even when I think about recent years,
like there are movies that stand out
that we still talk about, like Green Book, you know?
Like Green Book.
Do you know what I mean?
Like none of the movies from this year
will be remembered besides Wicked.
Green Book is a great movie.
Green Book was an amazing movie.
And I remember that year, we watched a lot of the movies.
Also the one with the billboards.
Oh, the-
Frances.
Yeah, we watched that one.
I can't believe we watched that.
That was a bad movie.
But I'm saying every year,
like there are movies to watch.
Like, I didn't think that movie was so bad actually.
Like something happens to their daughter
and they take out billboards in like this small town.
Like I was just saying, movies come to mind
in recent years that I've seen.
Like I don't think we'll be talking
about these films ever again.
I agree.
And just to circle back, Amelia Perez's original name,
the nickname was Manitas. Does that sound right? That's what I mean. Yeah.
Means handyman or man who does jobs. Okay. Like go off, Amelia. When that
Amelia Perez songwriter started singing on stage,
I knew we had to, I needed to turn it off.
Yeah, that was just kind of a great end to this run
for Amelia Perez.
Correct.
And they were nominated twice in the song category.
It's fucking crazy.
I guess no other musicals really came out this year
that were really-
But the original song category doesn't do musicals.
People write songs for the soundtrack, Miley.
Usually it's like an animated movie.
Like they always have like Coco.
There's always one.
Yeah, Disney film. Moana.
Yeah.
So that's why it's surprising.
And that's why this was the year to give it to Diane Warren
because there was nothing that was undeniable.
Yeah, it's true.
Do you feel like you're done talking about the Oscars?
Yeah, there really like,
actually wasn't even that much to say.
I guess I didn't have like that many hot takes
just that like I didn't like Conan.
I thought Anora was like-
Not worthy.
Not worthy and-
Understood.
No, I'm in a place where I'm very removed
from this year's Oscars, the movies, the ceremony,
like turning it off.
Like thank you for-
It was a good year for you to skip.
Thank you for offending me
because I wanted to turn it off and now I had cause.
Just pile of shit.
It was a good year to skip.
Yeah, well maybe next year, better luck next year.
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Kourtney Kardashian, our dress is a viral rumor
rumors that her son Mason 15. Reminder 15.
Reminder to us 15 has a baby in a rare statement.
So this is what she said.
I rarely address rumors or conspiracies
regarding myself or my family,
but this is about my child and it feels wrong
to let anyone think for a second
that these lies are remotely true.
They are not.
I'm hanging my head in shape.
Me.
I am hanging my head.
Not her, like me.
As I read this.
I thought that's what you were saying that she wrote that.
I'm like, oh, I didn't read that part of the statement.
Sorry.
Unquote.
Jackie saying as I read this, I am hanging my head in shame.
Back to the quote.
Mason does not have a child.
These accounts that pretend to be him are definitely not.
They are fake.
My son really values his privacy and I'm asking all media to please be respectful.
He's a kid with feelings and a beautiful life ahead of him. Please stop spreading false
narratives and spinning lies. To all the other people making videos about my kids
who by the way are minors, please stop and leave them alone. Okay, um. Now I just
want to say I feel good. I just want to say Claudia brought it up. Oh, bitch. I didn't make it a story and Claudia brought it up.
That's what I want to say. I want wanna say that I feel a little bit of peace
knowing she's not referring to us directly
because she's talking about people who make the accounts.
Yeah, the video that I saw where it's like someone talking,
talking ahead of green screen
in front of this fake screenshot of Mason's fake Finsta.
She's talking to that person.
She's talking to the people who make the Finstas,
the people who like spread.
I guess like that technically was us, but,
and I'm sorry, like she's so right.
Some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
I am hanging my head in shame.
I shouldn't have brought it up.
It just like came across my desk and like,
that's why I hate this job sometimes.
Like you're forced to do things that you don't,
and I knew it was wrong.
Like bringing it out.
Out of character.
I knew it was wrong.
Like, of course.
And you know what, even if Mason did have a child,
still none of our business.
Oh, speaking of, you know what I'm gonna watch this week?
I've seen a lot of talk about it on social media.
Ruby Frankie, Hulu documentary, like the mommy blogger.
Apparently, she filmed a lot of her abuse,
like as vlog content, like yelling at everyone,
and didn't delete it.
So they have a lot of things from her hard drive,
and I've been seeing it go viral on social media.
And that was a story that I know about, but I don't know a lot of the from her hard drive and I've been seeing it go viral on social media. And that was a story that I like, I know about
but I don't know a lot of the details.
So I think I'm gonna add that to my list.
Let me know how it is, if you would recommend it.
I would maybe watch it,
but let me know if it's like really upsetting.
Bothersome. Yeah.
Well also like, you know,
I think a lot of people have been asking me like,
Turdi, are you gonna put your kids on social media?
And I'm definitely not.
And I think that this documentary will only further my decision. Like I don't judge people who put their kids on social media and I'm definitely not. And I think that this documentary
will only further my decision.
Like I don't judge people who put their kids
on social media, but I think that after watching
this documentary, I might start.
To judge them.
Yeah.
Also something that's been in the news
is that new California law that we haven't spoken about,
but California now has the law that if your kids
are in your content, if you do like a family channel,
if they're in like, what is it, 30%?
30% of your content. if you do like a family channel, if they're in like, what is it, 30%? 30% of your content.
Then you need to give them earnings
and like put it in an account for them by law.
If your kids account for 30% of your content,
then 65% of the revenue that the kids bring in
needs to be put into a trust for the child.
This is like a new child labor, child exploitation law
that passed in California a couple of weeks ago.
And I actually think it's a great law.
And a lot of people are talking about it online.
Actually, they're kind of targeting a couple of creators
because like the LeBrant family,
I don't know if you know who that is.
They're like a big,
they're one of the biggest YouTube family channels.
They have like five kids now.
They're moving out of California and people are like,
well, it's because they don't want to pay their kids.
And I don't know if that's true or not.
But then Brittany Xavier, who's a TikToker
who makes content with mostly her husband
and their like 18 year old daughter,
but they also have two other kids who get in the content.
She's also moving to Tennessee and people are like,
well, it's because you don't want to pay your kids.
She actually responded and she was like,
are you fucking kidding me?
Like, every time my kids are in a video of mine,
and I've said this for years, I pay them.
We're moving out of California for X, Y, and Z.
They're like, I think she wants to live on a farm.
She's very homesteadery.
There are other valid reasons
for wanting to move out of California.
Especially after the fires.
So the-
It's not because people don't wanna pay their kids.
I also follow Brittany Xavier and it's like,
it's not, she's not like a family channel.
Like, yeah, her kids are there sometimes like for something,
but it's like, that's not what she does.
No, you can tell when like a parent sets up a tripod
in the kid's room and like holds a gun to their head
to like dance on camera.
That's not Brittany and Xavier.
I agree.
The LeBrant family does definitely like do that.
Either a family channel and a family like that,
a hundred percent like this law is good for them.
I think it's fabulous.
And as long as they're like good people,
they would have already been doing something like this.
So it shouldn't change.
And if this really changes their operation,
then they're not operating in good faith.
Agreed 100%.
Like this should be something that like,
doesn't even change people's day to day
because they were doing something like this.
Cause they were already doing it.
Yeah. Yeah.
So we'll see if any big people start leaving,
but I really don't think that's why.
No, I don't either.
And I actually don't think that California
is like the most popular place
for family channels to exist.
I feel like it's like a lot of Utah, a lot of Texas.
Like I don't think that it's a very California like thing.
Yeah, agreed.
Cause they're the Elves of Dreamers.
Right, back to Mason, I just want to say like,
I'm sorry, I was wrong.
I'm sorry for-
I'm sorry to Courtney.
Dragging you down.
No, it was so wrong.
It was so wrong.
I didn't say that I believed it.
I just like was remarking on how crazy it was
that people were saying it.
Like it was already, I didn't make it a thing.
So I don't want to take responsibility for that.
But like I shouldn't have brought it up.
It's gross.
I believe I said there's beauty in it.
Which if true, like I would stand by
cause I think it would be a beautiful thing.
Yeah.
A baby is a blessing.
Yeah. And we were, there was actually like some sweet parts.
Like the baby would have a great, great living grandmother.
Like there was, there was beauty in it.
Yeah. I guess, I guess we did talk about it like at length.
But I'm going to skip that back. We were wrong for bringing it up. I guess we did talk about it at length. But I'm gonna skip that back.
We were wrong for bringing it up.
I blame Claudia.
And now we're moving on.
And you know who I blame?
Whoever sent me that TikTok.
Yeah. I forget who it was.
We will think five times.
Before we speak.
Before we speak.
Yeah.
Are you ready for our next story?
Number four?
Number three.
Claudia, if you have to ask.
Oh my God, we need to hustle.
I'm testing this theory because someone said
every time Claudia asked what number story it is,
it's always number three.
So like now, every time you ask, we need to check.
Well, especially recently I've been asking
because in our new studio setup,
you don't have a clock near you where you can see the time.
And I actually think you need one
because like you would be moving differently.
I just need to move my road caster away from the lights.
It's the reflection that stops me
from being able to see it.
But it is our third story and I'm gonna carry on with it.
Please.
Because Bethany Frankel says
that Alex Earl stood her up for dinner.
So Bethany had a long weekend in Miami
that was very early because she was supposed to go to dinner
with Alex in Braxton at Carbone.
She gets to the restaurant. She starts filming for everyone with Alex and Braxton at Carbone. She gets to the restaurant,
she starts filming for everyone
that Alex and Braxton stood her up.
So she eats alone with her phone
and takes everyone through the menu and whatnot.
But there was like no by blood.
She said that they're gonna reschedule.
Then they were seen together.
They made some TikToks together.
They had dinner the next night.
Like they made it right.
They went out.
Apparently Alex was sick from all of her travel
and she couldn't make the original dinner.
That's not what happened.
What happened?
So, Bethany TikToks all the time,
you know, like she makes like a lot of content every day
and that night she makes a TikTok,
the first one from the series and it's like,
you know, when the hot young influencer
like stands you up for dinner.
Yeah.
And people started spiraling
and Bethany then like made
a thousand TikToks about it,
explaining that they had this dinner plan.
She wasn't sure if Braxton was coming,
but it was totally her and Alex.
And it was at Carbone and she gets to the table.
They gave her this great table.
And she texts Alex being like,
by the way, they sat me in the corner.
And you know, when Bethany's telling the story,
she's being like, you know, they're young, they're kids.
So like, I'm sure they're going to be late.
She's just being like a little derogatory the whole time. And then Alex calls her and she being like, you know, they're young, they're kids. So like, I'm sure they're going to be late. She's just being like a little derogatory the whole time.
And then Alex calls her and she's like, oh my God, is that tonight?
She was like, I totally mixed up the dates. Like I'm so, you know, crazy from traveling.
I'm so sorry.
Super apologetic.
But she got the date wrong and she didn't stand her up.
She just like mixed it up.
It was a mistake.
And Bethany then like decides to just be like, fuck it.
You know, I'm having dinner by myself at Carbone.
She has this fabulous meal.
She's taking videos of herself eating, you know,
the whole thing, being like, when somebody's tense you up,
like be your own independent woman
and like have dinner by yourself.
And she was like, I'm gonna sit here for you guys
so I could take you to dinner.
I hate that.
It's like, I'm fine and I'm hungry.
She's like, well, I'm at this bougie restaurant.
Basically the undercurrent being like,
that you guys could never be at.
And so I'm gonna eat here for you.
You know, and what was annoying, it's like she's at Carbone
and she's like, I'm not having pasta tonight.
I'm gonna have a fish and a salad.
Like, I don't need to see we have fish and a salad.
I wanna see that rigatoni.
It's so true.
Show me the Tony.
So the next day, like the content doesn't stop
from Bethany being like, get unready with me,
getting stood up by Alex Earl.
Yeah, Miami dinner fit to not meet Alex.
Right, so she's just like kind of beating a dead horse.
And Alex is like, you know, being, you know,
a good sport, leaving comments, being like,
oh yeah, I hear that Alex Earl sucks.
And then the next day they get together,
Alex brings her like a dozen roses,
they make a million TikToks about it, like all good.
Now, I just want to say, and I think that,
I've met Alex Earl a couple of times,
I do not know her by any means,
but the vibe that I got is she's an extremely nice girl.
And I do not think the crazy rise to fame
has affected her at all.
I think she's really down to earth.
Her friends from college are still her best friends.
She's really-
Except for Sandra.
I think she's a, except for Sandra,
I think she's a really, really nice girl.
Yeah, good vibes, good vibes.
Yeah, and I think if anything, her is like, maybe she's a little naive.
I think that might've been the case with the unwell thing
that we've just been talking about.
Because if I'm Alex Earl,
I'm like, I'm kind of hating Bethany.
Because what's the-
You think Alex Earl is being too nice about this.
Yeah, and I think that if we never,
I wouldn't be surprised if we never see
these two interact again.
Like Alex wanted to make it right, like go to dinner,
like yeah, but I don't know.
Mistakes happen.
I don't believe in any way that she didn't show up
in bad faith and like wanted to stand up Bethany Frankel.
I think it really wasn't mixed up.
She's a young girl, she has a lot going on.
She parties a lot, like it happens, right?
And what's the worst feeling than being like someone's
at the restaurant in your pajamas?
Like I'm sure she felt fucking horrible,
like really, really horrible.
So to then like have Bethany make,
I swear, 20 TikToks about it,
and I'm not even exaggerating,
and it's just like beating home,
like this thing you're probably embarrassed about
that you feel bad about.
I just felt like Bethany did a little too much.
And I know Bethany, this is Bethany's shtick,
that's why she's as successful as she is,
is like every time something minor happens,
like she went to a Chanel store
and she said that they had turned her away because she looked ugly or whatever. Like she makes it a moment, and that's how she's as successful as she is. It's like every time something minor happens, like she went to a Chanel store and she said that they had turned her away
because she looked ugly or whatever.
Like she makes it a moment and that's how she's so relevant.
It's brilliant like media strategy.
And so this is what she does.
And I just feel like if I'm Alex Earl,
like I'm a little annoyed.
Yeah, I think there was a point where-
She was doing a little too much.
It was like, okay, now we're eating.
And if I was Alex Earl,
I'd be glad that she's getting all this content from me
because it's like, okay, now I don't feel so bad.
Like things went well for her.
At least, yeah, I could give her this. She had a viral dinner and yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I do hope that like at some point it stops, you know,
and it's, or it stopped like at dinner.
I hope they had a nice dinner.
We don't know what happened at their dinner.
Like what they were talking about,
what their relationship was before this.
Cause I just saw Bethany doing a video
about the Licks versus Lex drama.
And she was saying that she's met both women.
There's no drama. They're both amazing. So it was a particularly bad take. And she was saying that she's met both women. There's no drama.
They're both amazing.
So it was a particularly bad take.
And Bethany usually has very good hot takes.
But I think it was just like she wanted to weigh in.
I think she has relationships with both of them
and both of them didn't want to say anything
that would piss off the other.
And so, and maybe this is actually how she sees it.
Cause I think what she's saying is,
I think what she wants, like it's definitely a thing
that could happen.
Just two people in business and it's business, it's definitely a thing that could happen,
just two people in business and it's business
and it's whatever, and that's true sometimes.
I think she wants that to be true,
but I don't think that's what happened here.
It's so not true.
And Alex actually over the weekend
was doing a Get Ready With Me.
Licks?
And she, licks.
She on TikTok very briefly mentioned,
she's been like, there's been like a lot of chatter online,
like about the podcast.
And honestly, like I was,
I'm just as surprised as you guys.
That's all she said.
Basically being like the drop was surprised to her.
I don't know.
She didn't, she really glossed over it.
I think there's so many things that came in
and she left us like leaving it to interpretation.
One, I think surprised by the use of the word drop
that that's how that they would phrase it. She was definitely surprised by that. Or two, it's like maybe they were battling for a
while. Like I want to leave. I want to take my show. No, you can't. You're with us. Blah, blah, blah.
And maybe it was going on for months ever since the papa got involved. The papa. And then maybe
all of a sudden they let her go. Like maybe they just laid down their arms for whatever reason.
And she was surprised that they just gave it up. Like maybe they just laid down their arms for whatever reason and she was surprised
that they just gave it up.
Like that was her way of finding out maybe.
Yeah or that like she was surprised when she heard the news
like actually you can walk and here's your show
and bye bye and here's and then the drop.
I think that there were elements of it
that were surprising to her.
So I feel like that is a good way of phrasing it.
Okay.
You from mystic, but you know, she's keeping her cards close. She's very it. Okay. Euphemistic, but you know, she's keeping her cards close.
She's very shrewd.
Well, when it comes to the Bethany thing,
like I just want to say,
if we never see these two hanging out again,
I think that's why.
I feel like they have a deeper friendship.
What I got from this is that they have a deeper friendship
than we know, where they can like barb like this
on social media, but what do I mean?
I don't think so.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Even the comments at first were like,
oh my God, LOL, like fun, fun, fun.
And then everybody was like, okay, Bethany,
you're really like beating a dead horse.
Like, did you have to make 30 TikToks about it?
Like, so the narrative started to change.
And I'm just, I'm actually really curious
what Alex's thoughts on it are.
Like, oh, all in good fun?
Or like, okay, back off a little bit.
Yeah.
I wonder what they're having dinner about.
Yeah, just like Miami girls.
Yeah, business women.
TikTokers.
TikTokers.
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Meghan Markle is on the cover of People Magazine
ahead of her new Netflix show in a wide-ranging interview.
The title is The Meghan Interview.
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an intimate conversation with the Duchess of Sussex
with a new show and lifestyle brand,
Meghan is returning to her roots
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while she's back in a honeymoon period with Harry
and what life is really like with Archie and Lilibet
from pancake mornings to cozy takeout nights.
There's a photo shoot.
Okay, this is the first I'm hearing of this,
but is anybody else like really shook?
Yeah.
By her being on People Magazine?
I feel like to promote her new Netflix show,
she's a former princess,
like she could have gotten the cover of Vogue.
Like People Magazine.
So first-
It's very pedestrian.
I saw it this morning when I was reading People Mag,
like it's their top story that she's on the cover.
And at first I just read the interview
to just like see what she's saying.
And it's exactly what you would think. It's the vibes story that she's on the cover. And at first I just read the interview just like see what she's saying. And it's exactly what you would think.
It's the vibes and the cozy mornings.
They love a fried egg.
We love a lot of bacon.
A couple interesting things which I'll share.
But then finishing it, I'm like,
hmm, this is your big magazine interview
before your big Netflix show,
which by the way, I just saw is only eight episodes.
Like that's not enough, but okay.
I would have thought, okay, maybe not Vogue,
Reach for the Stars.
Something, Hollywood Reporter.
L, Variety.
W.
W, yeah.
So-
I'm really shocked, because this is like,
and People Magazine has done a really good job
in separating themselves from like
the other airport magazines, but it is a tabloid.
Yeah, no, but also it's like, it's where people go
when they wanna give an interview
and be intimate and personal, but not the queen.
No, when you're Meghan Markle,
like you're supposed to have options better than this.
Yeah.
Even like-
And it's not even like, it's September.
Like home and garden would have,
town and country would have been inspired
and women like super party.
But like we see this from reality stars,
like, you know, the bachelor.
Christina Haack has been on the cover of People Magazine.
Yeah, yeah.
That's really strange.
Now that I think about it, it really is.
That was my, when you,
cause I've never heard the story until you just brought it up.
I didn't know that she did this interview.
And my first thing was like, lowbrow.
Yeah, she's not really saying much
that we don't already know.
However, the Lemonada podcast was mentioned.
It says that it's coming in the spring.
That's all it said.
But now it's like, well, she's gonna have a TV show
and a product brand.
Like you don't also need a podcast.
That's too much.
No, she should have spread it out
because she's been like relatively quiet business wise
for like the last year or two
since the Lemonada podcast was announced.
And that would have been a good time
for her to do the podcast.
You have to space these things out.
Yeah.
I actually feel like her and Harry are not good
at spacing things out.
Like they go dark for a while and then they do book,
Netflix, the games, what are the-
Invictus. Invictus.
They do like a million things at once.
And then they overlap so hard and then they go dark.
It's like they need to make the money.
So they work hard for six months and then they spend the money for the next year.. It's like they need to make the money so they work hard for six months
and then they spend the money for the next year.
Like they need to spread it out a little bit better.
Yeah, well, I do think this is like her, you know,
goal for spreading it out is to March 4th.
Wait, it premieres today.
It's Coronation Day.
Oh my God, are you gonna be, no, today's March 3rd.
Okay, that's good.
I have to finish my book.
Thank God, honestly, thank you, Megan.
Because like I have to read all day.
But to the list of things we're still waiting for,
say spring 2025, write that down.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Megan's Lemonada.
Wait Claudia, it's already on the list.
I just know us.
Did you say spring?
Countdown to Megan X Lemonada.
What does it say, spring?
Oh no, now I'll add our trajectory.
Now we have a general window.
Okay, but spring like, so she has until June 21st.
Right, and spring starts technically March 21st, right?
Yeah, well, you know, my beef with this.
March 20th, I think, with Rebecca.
But I'm saying it's technically three weeks away.
So Lemanada could be dropping as soon as three weeks.
Or as late as three months.
Okay, we have our window.
What else?
Mayhem Lady Gaga, we're waiting for.
I would have forgotten about that.
She's getting to work like Abracadabra.
Things we needed to follow up on,
Beyonce announcement, we can check that off.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, tour.
Keeping up with sports.
Unfortunately, we can't check that off yet.
Still radio silence.
And then the Carrie Underwood concert DVD, which I do think has come out. Yes, I saw it on Hulu. I didn't watch it, but I check that off the edit. Still radio silence. And then the Carrie Underwood concert DVD,
which I do think has come out.
Yes, I saw it on Hulu.
I didn't watch it, but I saw that it was there.
And then our content plate.
Let's see if we got to any of this.
Okay.
Shogun.
No.
No, and the time has passed.
You can take it off.
I'm not watching it.
I'm gonna leave it.
Lioness.
Back in action.
Oh, that's Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx.
Wait, I need to add that to the list of family.
Next time we need a movie as a family.
No, actually I disagree.
I would not agree.
I would not like if we all sit down on the couch
and be like, yeah, let's watch that.
I would be a naysayer to that movie.
What if it was like me, you and our husbands?
That's kind of perfect.
Yeah, I would say no.
Oh my gosh.
Like first of all, that movie came out
and nobody moved.
I heard not one thing.
I heard not one thing about the movie.
I know, but these days, like you'll hear if it's bad too.
There'll be like clips clouding on it.
That's true.
Okay, so see you tomorrow, Megan.
I can't frigging wait.
Are we ready for the fifth and final?
I can't wait for next summer.
I'm counting the days.
Counting the days.
We are ready for the fifth and final.
And I do feel like you might've not seen it yet,
which is exciting.
Breaking news.
Ingrid Andress has taken another stab
at the national anthem.
And I do mean stab.
The people are saying that she's slayed,
but I don't think that she did.
No, the thing is, is that Ingrid Andress,
the whole saga about her being drunk
at the All-Star game in the,
if you don't remember, she sang the National Anthem
at the MLB All-Star game last year,
so horrifically, so offensively,
and she literally dropped a statement being like,
I'm an alcoholic, this is rock bottom,
see you guys later.
I'm going to rehab.
And she went to rehab, she's been kinda quiet since,
and now as a part of her comeback,
she's sang the National Anth anthem at another baseball game,
which I actually think was a really good way
for her to come back.
And she did it.
And she did it.
Sure.
Whatever.
She did it to the best of her abilities,
but the thing is, she never should have been tapped
in the first place.
She's not that type of singer.
She's a very sweet, very moody.
Yes, very like Nora Jones.
Like Maggie Rogers.
I don't need to hear Maggie Rogers
sing the national anthem.
She doesn't belt, you need like Broadway people
sing the national anthem.
People with really soulful voices.
She never should have been tapped.
And so even when she was gonna come back and do her best,
it still wasn't gonna be like good.
Well, so here's what I got from this.
She sang the national anthem,
like the Ingrid Andress way, not drunk. And now I can understand, like I thought it was like not a good-
What she was trying to do?
Yes. Yes. Like the other one was so crazy, but it was like the drunk version of this,
which is already a little crazy because it's not like there was just a lot of long notes and a lot
of like riffs and I didn't love the, like she nailed what she tried to do,
but I don't like what she tried to do.
So now I can also understand how things got so off the rails
at the last one because she was already going
with like a twisted version.
No, and like her best version was never gonna be
particularly amazing.
Yeah, and there is something-
So the bar was low.
Also like even her best sober version like sounds drunk.
So then when she's drunk,
like it's a mess. Although I think like strategy wise, this was a great way for her to get
back out there and like kind of right the wrong. There was a lot of ways she could have
come back and I don't know if I would have suggested doing another Ashland them, but
I kind of love it. It's hysterical and I did feel like the audience, I don't know if they
were briefed like, okay, she's coming back redemption, because it felt like everyone was like rooting for her
to like get it right this time.
It felt like everyone in the room like knew the assignment.
So I agree that, and I'm a huge, huge Ingrid Andress fan.
I don't feel like I've said that her songs
like actually make me cry and I love them.
I love, no, I absolutely like if she drops an album,
I'm listening backwards and forward.
So this is as a fan.
I'm glad that we can move on from this because
I wasn't even gonna hold a grudge,
but we do just need to close the chapter.
Chapter equals closed.
I hope Ingrid is doing well.
Me too, sending well wishes to Ingrid
and maybe like let's stay away from sporting events.
It's not your thing, like even sober.
Yeah, yeah.
And so good on her team for-
For recognizing this moment.
Completing the circle.
Now let's talk about Love is Blind.
Quick TV recap, because seriously nothing happened,
except obviously like so much happened for me to hate.
And I'm gonna-
That should be the title of today's episode.
That sums it up.
There were three episodes released.
We started with five couples and we're now down to four.
Thankfully Dave and Lauren broke up
because watching them for one more minute like
was so painful.
It was actually cruel to make this girl
be in a relationship with this guy
who just refused to believe her, refused to champion her,
refused to defend her.
And meanwhile, she's like a doormat being like,
love me, love me, I'll do anything for you.
Like it was really painful.
So to see her in the smallest way, stick up for herself.
And she didn't even really, cause he broke up with her,
but she like made him break up with her,
which I appreciate because if she just broke up with him,
that's exactly what he wanted,
to like get out of this relationship.
So I liked that she made him do it,
but I just like, it was really painful to watch somebody
like not even remotely stick up for themselves.
And she knew she was right.
Like it was such a painful relationship to be a part of.
I'm so glad it's over.
Yeah, so I'm still on the honeymoon.
From Dave and Lauren, what I find surprising is like,
I feel like she's very unsure about him.
And so it's kind of,
this is before all the drama with the guy
that he knows whatever,
but I do feel like she's like projecting these things
onto their relationship.
Like they never even had a fair shot.
Like I feel like from the minute she saw him,
like she knew something was wrong
and she never let him in even, not that she should
cause he turned out to not be a great guy,
but like there was always a blockage between them.
And it wasn't like she was like, oh, Dave, I love you.
No, I feel like she was really committed
to letting this process work, slowly.
And by the honeymoons, she was open to becoming a real couple.
And I think that if he had let her in more,
like with and not made the whole drama such a big deal,
they probably wouldn't have gotten married,
but she was really committed to the process
of taking it slow, of getting to know,
getting engaged, moving in.
And he just refused to move forward
once he found out that she had a boy, sorry,
she slept with somebody like a week before the show.
He was such a prick and it was just like
the obsession with the sister.
First of all, we never got the sister,
we never got a single one of his friends on the show.
And he really made her feel like that was her fault,
being like, well, now my sister,
nobody wants to be a part of the show
because you had sex with somebody
two weeks before coming here. And she was like, well, my family didn't really wanna be a part of the show because you had sex with somebody two weeks before coming here.
And she was like, well, my family didn't really
wanna be a part of the show, but half of them did.
And the ones that didn't agree to meet you off camera.
So like, why can't anybody come to the table?
Why is everything, like everything was Lauren's fault.
It was actually painful to watch him like seriously.
And then the next, like couple of nights later,
everybody gets together and old people come,
Dave and Lauren come and Molly comes.
Molly is the redhead?
The redhead.
We're very used to like people in the pods,
you know, being in a threesome.
And then like the couple breaks up and the girl then goes
and like tries to get with Dave.
And let me tell you how refreshing it was to like hear
Molly and Lauren chat.
Lauren tells Molly the whole story.
She's so disgusted.
She's so riding hard for Lauren.
She doesn't, she's not even remotely interested in,
they don't even talk.
Like she's not even interested in any of it.
It was so refreshing to see somebody like really not
like looking out for their own interests,
just being like, oh, I'm gonna believe Lauren
that this guy sucks and I'm gonna stay away.
Like it was just such a clean,
I made me like Molly so much.
And she was like listening to the story so animated, being like, you're kidding. Oh my God, he's disgusting clean, I made me like Molly so much and she was like listening to the story so animated
and be like, you're kidding.
Oh my God, he's discussing.
It just made me like her so much
and it was really refreshing.
We never get that.
Because another example, Madison, Mason and Meg,
the threesome.
Hold on.
Aunt girl.
Okay, and Matt and who's, and no one got together.
Right. Right.
So everybody comes to this party and turns out Meg and Mason have been together. Right. Right. So everybody comes to this party
and turns out Meg and Mason have been seeing each other.
Like they connected offline.
It sounded like, like kind of pargy, you know?
Especially because like the way that they ended
was not right.
The thing is he did choose the other girl first.
Like he did, but whatever.
No, I know, but whatever. Like whatever.
No, I know, but Ben Platt explained it really well
to Madison when he was defending Mason,
because he was like, yeah, sometimes you feel stronger,
but then when someone else feels better about you,
like then you go in that way.
I don't think it's such a bad thing.
And yet if your first choice doesn't want you,
then let me go with my second choice.
Like, I just don't think that that's a big deal.
I think we need to normalize that in this process.
Madison is just fucking dreadful.
Like she comes to this party and there's so much drama,
like she was at the airport and Ben Platt wanted to meet her
and they give her a hug.
And then he starts talking shit about Mason.
She's telling this cockamamie story.
I seriously couldn't even follow it.
Well, that's the other thing.
I don't believe anything she says.
And she's telling this story,
like she still wants to be the main character of this show.
And because she didn't get like to the honeymoons,
she needs to find another way.
And I so don't care if everything she's saying is true.
Like I still don't give a shit.
We see her lie.
Yeah, I just, like I don't care.
And they never even followed up on it.
Like after last night's episodes,
and then we're at the weddings now.
So she makes this whole drama and still nobody cares.
Like there's no moving the needle with her.
She's just like, she's not a main character, sorry.
So Dave and Lauren break up.
It was really painful.
She actually shares that he went to go see his sister
off camera and she wrote a letter to the sister
just like explaining who she is
and like that she really, really cares about Dave
and that everything being said about her is not true and she just like really wants a
chance to meet the sister and show her that she is gonna be an amazing wife and
Dave didn't even give the letter to his sister. I know I seriously hate. Hate.
I had a bad feeling about him in the pods but this is worse than I imagined. They're broken up and now the rest of the
episodes are just like the final touches on everybody's couples before the
wedding. They do the bachelor parties,
they go to the mall as their bachelorette party.
It was really sad.
Oh, and I'm sorry.
And they do it, they made it a theme night.
Well, I guess the thing in Minnesota
that they're known for is the Mall of America.
There's like a big-
Oh my God, you didn't say the Mall of America.
You have to go anywhere else.
Was at the Mall of America and they don't have to go anywhere else. Was at the Mall of America.
And they also decided to make it a theme night
and they dressed as like old ladies.
Mary-Kate and Ashley?
Old ladies.
They wore like cardigans and pearls.
Yeah.
That's a thing.
It's so funny.
So let me just give you,
let me give you an update on all couples.
I think the couples that we have the strongest chance
of seeing get married are of course Monica and Joey
who have really just been having good conversations,
making progress, talking about family.
Like really, I like them so much.
And they just really speak conversation
where he was like, I really appreciated the fact
that like the first time you met me,
people really write me off cause I'm really goofy
and I have this like positive personality.
And they think that you can't be that,
but also be like intellectual.
And I think people often think he's dumb.
It was like, I just really appreciated like you seeing me
for both sides of who I am.
Like I am really smart, but I'm also like goofy Joey.
It was so sweet.
Like Jackie, I love these two.
They make the show worth watching.
And I do think they'll get married.
I do.
Is everyone like freaking out because of like friends,
like Monica and Joey?
Every time you say Monica and Joey, I think of friends.
No, because Monica and Joey like don't end up together
in friends.
Yeah, but it just sounds like the friends.
It does, it does.
Like when you say Monica and Joey, I'm transported.
That's funny, but you're also like not watching
Love is Mine, that's why you're transported.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
The other couple that I shockingly think has a chance
is Shawty and Taco Bell Nurse, Taylor and Daniel.
Oh yes, oh my God Claudia,
and I saw their kerfuffle with the follows.
And it was so weird.
And Jackie, the kerfuffle with the follows,
Jackie never comes up again.
Okay, it was so weird,
but it definitely made them stronger.
Like any conflict would.
If I'm her and he's not mad at me
and like making me feel, I love him.
No, he was so stalwart.
Like his reaction was too good
cause he was like, whatever you need.
He looks guilty.
Yeah, it was too, like there's something.
There is something because his reaction was too perfect
that it was wrong.
And let me tell you, they have progressed so nicely.
I actually think they might get married.
He likes her so much.
I think she likes, and this is where like love is blind.
It's like a good couple for love is blind
because she had said she probably would have written him off
just because of his height.
Like it's just is what it is.
And I actually think they're a great couple.
And the whole Christmas thing is really weird.
They're like two people who are obsessed with Christmas.
And that's like what they-
No, they come home from Guatemala
and they're like, where should I eat my stocking?
Jackie, they did their Christmas cards.
It's March.
Oh my God.
Well, they at least say the plans for the future.
And so I do see how she thought he was like faking it.
Right, it's too good to be true.
Yeah, it's so nuts.
But no, they both are like so obsessed with Christmas
and I actually kind of like them.
I think that they'll go all the way, I do.
I like that.
Now we get to like the controversial couples
who are probably not getting married, Virginia and Devin.
What happened there?
They talk a lot about politics
and it's clear he doesn't say it like Devin
and his family are Republicans
and Virginia and her family are Democrats.
And it's like, can they get past that? And they're having these like political conversations
in the, nobody wants to say anything, right?
Like-
I mean, you're on TV, they could ruin your life.
Yeah, I know.
I'm with you.
So you're all, they're in bed
and like Virginia's clearly trying to bring up politics
and we have to watch like 10 minutes
of her circling the drain
before she brings up like abortions.
And it's so painful, Like just ask the question.
And then they, he, you know, he doesn't wanna say,
he basically says that like a lot of his decisions
are guided by his faith,
which I think he thought was a safe answer
because they've really connected over both like being like
God loving Christians.
And she like immediately hates that
because she's seeing like, you know, like pro-life energy.
And they're not saying any of this, it's all subliminal.
But I'm sure sure also there's,
I'm sure they've spoken about some stuff off camera.
So it's like, they have what to go off of a little bit,
but we don't.
So then he's like, she goes,
well, what is your family typically like voting history?
He's like, well, my family, and so first of all,
just so you know, Devin's dad is black, mom is white.
And so he has like a mixed race family.
And he says, my family has historically voted
pretty conservative.
And then Virginia goes, oh, well like my family
has tended to voted like more progressive,
more liberal leaning, you know, cause we're black.
And I didn't see anybody online being like,
that's kind of rude.
Like Devin's family is black too.
Like it was like, I think the word is colorist.
Like it's like a thing in the black community.
Like I'm less or more black than you.
I could tell he was so offended by the remark
and it was just very, it was kind of,
he was like, well, my dad is black.
Like, what are you trying to say?
Like, what are you trying to say?
And I felt like after that, like they're done.
And now I'm seeing so many like flaws
because she has this prenup and he comes and reads it,
whatever, and he just signs it, you know?
Because he's not getting married.
Like, they're not getting married.
And are there issues outside of the politics, do you think?
Or is this really-
No, no, but it's not like-
And how do you not talk about politics in the pod?
Like if- Offline, oh yeah.
And I think that the pod should allow people
to talk about politics and that they shouldn't air it
because you-
No, there should be like private hours of the pods.
Yeah, yeah, where you could talk about those things
because like they could air it and it might not play well
but you should be able to share what you feel
because if you're someone whose politics
is really important to you
and someone's is diametrically opposed,
like you can't be together, you shouldn't be together.
Like it's an issue.
With Virginia and Devin,
like I don't think the politics
is why they're not gonna end up together.
I just think like it's another,
because like you watch them
and she says all the right things.
She's like, so happy, ha ha.
But there's like no life behind her smile.
Like she's just sort of going through the emotions of this.
I don't think that they'll get married,
but like the opposite is happening with Sarah and Ben
where I think they like each other a lot.
Like I think they really have a lot of potential.
And she really likes him.
And I think she has like, you know,
straight woman guilt for liking this guy
who like goes to church.
Like she's really into her social causes and her politics.
And that's just not his thing.
He is just, but he said in multiple,
the things that really matter to her,
he would be happy to go to pride with her.
Her sister is lesbian.
He'd be happy to go look at other churches
that are known for being inclusive.
He's really being flexible with her.
And he hasn't said anything.
He said, wait, he said something that was like,
oh my God, my brain.
He was like, whatever.
He was just basically saying like,
he hasn't given her anything.
He's not as passionate,
but they don't inherently disagree on stuff.
He seems pretty apolitical,
which I think someone who's like passionate about politics
and someone who's apolitical, which I think someone who's like passionate about politics and someone who's apolitical,
like I think that works great.
I think it's when two people are passionate,
like an opposing.
I feel like there's just too many issues like that arise,
but I feel like they could work out.
And I think it sounds like she's gonna ruin it for herself
or feels like she shouldn't be with him
because she should be with someone more passionate,
but she could, if these things are important to her
and he loves her, like they will be,
how important to him?
So we get to their wedding right up until like,
they're like, Sarah, do you?
And then it ends.
So we see her family and everything.
And so I think that like-
Who's the first wedding?
Sarah and Ben.
We haven't seen any weddings yet.
I think it's gonna be us.
So her sister and the sister's wife
are like definitely like skeptical of the whole thing
and they catch them on camera.
I don't think they realize they're on camera.
They're just waiting for her to come out in the dress and they're like, I think she's
going to say yes, but I think she's only going to say yes because she thinks she has to like
they're hating this whole thing.
They hate him.
Like they do not want her to get married.
Why don't they like him?
So it's actually funny because he is very similar to how she grew up.
Her parents are very like, you know, God loving Christians.
I think they're really excited about the fact
that she might end up with somebody
who like they would approve of.
Yeah.
It's like an ideal situation for them.
So she's kind of torn between like how she grew up
and then her sister who sort of, I would say like,
is as, it's further from the life that they grew up knowing.
And so she wants to please both sides.
So I think that's what the sister was saying,
but I don't think the sister gets is like,
at the end of the day, like I think Sarah likes him so much
and that just might take the,
that just might be the end all be all.
Yeah. And, and he, like, he says all the right things
and it sounds like he means them.
And he's open to whatever.
Like, I think they can grow together.
Or I feel like he might just be saying,
because she brings something up.
Well, that's tough when someone's saying
everything you wanna hear and it's like,
I don't believe the words coming out of your mouth.
Well, I believed him,
because she wasn't saying anything crazy,
being like, my sister's gay,
would you hang out with her?
Like, yeah.
And then they come home and his best friend is lesbian.
Like it's not a thing.
But then she brings up on the last date of conversation
being like, if you know, our kid comes home at 12
and says that they want to transition,
she like, and he's just like kind of agreeing with her.
And I wasn't buying what he was saying.
Like, I think that-
I think that-
So maybe he's gonna say no.
Maybe he doesn't.
That's what I think.
Everyone's like, what's she gonna say?
What's she gonna say?
I'm like, I don't know.
I feel like this whole time he might be like placating.
Yeah, who do they ask first, Sarah?
Her.
I think she might say no and he would have said no.
We'll see.
The other couple that remains is who?
Did I get them all?
I feel like you did.
There were five.
Dave, Virginia, Monica, Sarah and Ben.
Well, and Shadi.
Oh, okay, I got them all.
It's so boring.
One of the worst seasons I've ever watched.
I'm having fun recapping it.
I'm having no fun watching it.
It's like pulling teeth.
I understand. And I'm not gonna lie,
towards the end of this episode, I did start skipping.
The weddings you can fast forward all the way,
we don't need to hear the recap of what we just spent
five years watching.
Correct.
So that's where I do hit the fast forward.
Hit the fast five.
I don't need to watch them in the mirror being like,
and also fucking lying to us,
cause they're about to say no.
Yes, that's the thing.
That's what's crazy, I will like,
I can't get over that they seriously act like they're having a wedding and it's like, you to say no. Yes, that's the thing. That's what's crazy. I will like, I can't get over that they seriously act
like they're having a wedding and it's like,
you're a saying no.
Yeah.
You're a saying no.
So that's the Love is Blind recap.
Wow, that was a long show.
We had a lot to do and I think we did it all.
I think we did too.
We didn't watch White Lotus last night.
No, we'll just, we'll catch up next week.
And we get to watch two.
I know, needed. One by get to watch two. I know, needed.
One by one is so painful.
I know.
That's all I'll show you guys.
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