The Toast - Our 1,000th Episode!: Thursday, February 9th, 2023

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday, but most importantly, happy 1,000th episode of The Toast, formerly known as The Morning Toast. Nevertheless, here we are. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good. Ready to celebrate 1,000. We keeping it, we keeping it, 1,000. You best believe it.

You best believe it. Literally, I can't believe it. Me neither. I hope you guys enjoyed, you know, that special performance we put together for you. It took a lot of work. Yeah, but it was so worth it. We needed something really special

to commemorate this milestone. I feel like if you're not, I feel like if most people who are listening are like, that's insane, 1,000 episodes. But I could see some people being not, I feel like if most people who are listening are like, that's insane, a thousand episodes. But I could see some people being like, well, you do it every day. Do you think?

Right, it's like, great, I went to my job a thousand days. Like, good for you. I feel like we just need to really acknowledge the importance. Because it's not, of course, you go to your job a thousand days. But to put out 1,000 podcast episodes is an insane level of podcasting. And that's not,

that doesn't even include Patreon. Right. Apparently like we've really, if you think about it nice and deep, we've reached a thousand a long time ago after, you know, Patreon going on other people's podcasts, but the toast here,

a thousand episodes. I feel so proud of us. I love the toast. Love. I am curious. I think I was having, oh, we were having this conversation. Do you think there's a person out there who has listened to every single episode of the toast? I feel like, yeah. I feel like yes, in theory, but maybe no.

I know. Because think about all the people who have been with us like really since day one. It's not like that many people who have been here from the beginning but even those people like who have been here from day one like something came up they have a life episode there was a guest co-host they didn't give a shit about right right right and even you and I were saying like I don't think either of us have listened to every single episode because while we've been here for 95 of them you know when I was on the road and you were on maternity leave like I wasn't watching every single one I wasn't and neither were you on when I was on maternity leave I definitely like missed a couple of yours and when I used to host without you when you were go on tour I know you weren't watching most I was busy you were busy so I don't

know if there's anyone out there who's watched all 1000 if you have show yourself there's no way to prove it but just like if you really believe that you have, show yourself. Yeah, let us know. It's nice to know like we're not speaking into a void. No, well, we're not speaking into a void even if someone didn't tune in every 1,000 days. Right. Because people are tuning in. So let's take a look back.

In order to look ahead. Right. What are you feeling in this moment, Jax? I'm feeling proud. I'm feeling like we've reached a level of podcasting that's like elite, elite, you know, because not only do we have a top podcast, which a lot of people do, especially when you launch your podcast, you're probably in the top if you're an existing influencer or celebrity or notable person. But it's like we are tops and we've been doing it for so long and we're tops even after

a thousand episodes like call me when you're tops after a thousand episodes I when people get to know you a thousand times do they still like you I would agree I'm feeling an enormous sense of pride also you know a little condescension like we're better than all the other oh yeah like where how many episodes have you done of your 300 oh that, that's cute. I remember when we hit 300. We were so young. It was like 12 years ago. It does also make you feel like a little old, you know? Just a little.

But not old, but more established. The older you get in this industry and you're still having success, like that to me is so impressive. I agree. More impressive than a young person or a novice having success. It's hard to stay relevant. Because everything is exciting at first. And everyone can churn out a couple podcasts.

Everyone has something to say. Yeah. But you have something to say 1,000 times. Every day. And to unburden yourself 1,000 times. So it's pride. It's definitely a little holier than thou. It's also a little anxiousness about, you know, the tape holding together these balloons.

I'm not going to lie. These balloons are not, you know, welded tape holding together these balloons. I'm not going to lie. These balloons are not, you know, welded to the wall. No. They are being held together by, you know, duct tape and a prayer. It was a DIY moment for Tardy and I. It was a DIY moment for Tardy and I, yes. And that's pretty much a summation of what I'm feeling. Yeah.

And I say that these balloons represent this show. Hanging on by a thread. Not only in the one thousandth of their nature, but they're so beautiful and they add so much color. But you know, at any moment, you never know what they're going to do. They could twist and turn. It's so true. Like this set of balloons is kind of a personification of our brand.

Yeah. Not that they would like snap and disappear and like we're not going anywhere, but like we could just twist. No, it's like they look good, but if only you knew what was going on behind the scenes amazing things amazing things why are we talking like we're running like a no no but like i think we put together actually we're actually really transparent about like you know our trials and tribulations like you know everyone who is here with us putting together the florida studio members the days we forgot to put our microphones on we're pretty transparent about how like it's low-key difficult to have a web show

yeah also and I feel like a reason why we wanted to perform a song this morning I was saying this yesterday to Claudia is like so much of the beginning of this show was really like us embarrassing ourselves for the greater good yeah I think our first show of the toast was extremely embarrassing oh I don't even think embarrassing is a strong enough word if you manage to watch the whole episode because of the outages that occurred. You know what it was? It wasn't embarrassing. It was humiliating. It was humiliating. And then of course we performed when your first song came out, Toast. Which is one of the most iconic moments in Toast history. Right. But we were embarrassed again. The speaker fucking died. Like we're here we are like putting ourselves out there making up a dance

and the speaker died. And it was the best moment ever, but like we're a little embarrassing. No, there's something about us that is embarrassing. I think it's because we're sisters and like, you know. We just like have weird ideas. Closed down Sunday. Very, very embarrassing. Very, but like I would do it all again. And like that's what we're about.

We're going to change a thing. And I said to Claude, I feel like we've gotten like a little too cool. And we need to go back to our embarrassing roots. I completely agree. Of doing weird sister shit. I agree. And that's what you just saw earlier today. Thanks to Ben for, our embarrassing roots. I completely agree. Of doing weird sister shit. I agree. And that's what you just saw earlier today. Thanks to Ben for, you know, getting involved.

Yeah. I completely agree. I completely agree. We are like constantly just putting ourselves out there and being embarrassing. But I think that's why people relate to us, you know? I hate seeing people who's like, everything is so perfect, you know?

Yeah, because it's not. No, we know it's not. Like, so stop lying to us. Yeah. So we just needed to go back to our roots and like, because it's not. No, we know it's not. Like, so stop lying to us. Yeah. So we just needed to go back to our roots. And like, obviously, we're performers. Yeah, we are. We're extremely musical.

We love to dance. Extremely. And this show encompasses everything that we love. And those are all the things that we love. You said it best. I couldn't say better if I wanted to. So it was really important that we did that. Yeah.

I felt good. I felt really good. And that's how we're gonna commemorate this special day aside from balloons i know i like kind of love the balloons they're adding like a cute accent to our studio i know we need to just like change out every day i get a new balloon every day 1001 1002 and then we'll never lose count it's hard to keep count it hard it is especially with our new interface right on the back end like they don't help you keep count we've been doing it manually yeah at our old one we used to but

that's just more like podcasts like let us know if you want like a separate patreon it's kind of like an us problem yeah that we're just like inflicting onto you but don't worry about it because we'll like we'll keep track and we have to keep keeping track because hopefully or hashem one day 2000 i only have to get one new balloon. So 2,000 will be what in like three years? How many years have we been doing the show? Oh, six. Five, six. It'll be in six years. It's like not that many. Not that many. I guess because there's 365 days in the year. We do about. But there's like two. We do 220 episodes a year. Yeah. Depending on, you know, you having children. Times five and change. Yeah. There you go. That's us's us five and change that's how long we've been doing the show it's been a pleasure i'd like to thank everyone who got us here which is you

know me jackie rice strice the unwavering support of our friends and family we are so blessed yes and most importantly the unwell sometimes wavering we understand the those who didn't waver yeah the you know scrupled girlies who listen and boys excuse me who listen to the show every day we are so appreciative we love that you guys just like get us you get our language you get in on the fun you know like life isn't that serious you tune into the toast you're gonna have a good time you're gonna laugh you're gonna giggle and everything's gonna be okay so thank you to everyone who's ever tuned into an episode we are so grateful for you and honestly the toast wouldn't be the same thank you to everyone who's ever tuned into an episode. We are so grateful for you.

And honestly, the toast wouldn't be the same without the toasters. And I think that's an understatement. Yeah. We're so grateful to you, those who tune in and keep tuning in. Yeah. We love you. We really enjoy it. Even if you hate watching, you're a fan. To spend an hour a day with us every day, you really love us.

No. And I feel good knowing a thousand times we have made someone laugh. Because at least once an episode we're going to make someone laugh. At least. So that's millions of laughs if my math is correct. If we counted the laughs, Claude. Countless. It would be off the charts.

They wouldn't have enough balloons. We wouldn't have enough balloons. Party City would be quaking. Yeah. These are from Party City. Yeah, yeah. We're like kind of a big budget production. Yeah, it was

a really premium experience going there i love all the candy they have out i got some mike and ike's yeah i kind of like how they have like individually wrapped you know what so i went for the individually after i grabbed a bag to make myself a bag to unburden myself right of course it was actually all crap crap it was crap i think the last time we went to party city is when we like we're on we were coming from fat camp like and we had like a break in the day and we got to go to party city to get like some supplies for the campers you think that's the last time we've ever been to a party setting yeah for me in person I believe that's last time I've been where so I was so excited oh my god I can get like piece by piece right like I'm coming you're like Kelly

Clarkson I've been at candy and candy in months piece by piece but today like as a grown discerning woman when i went it was crap like you know like like the kind of stuff that's like like nerds type thing but the selection was crap or the quality like was it stale i feel like it because the selection was crap i feel like those pieces like actually sit out for many months no and there were a lot of pieces that they weren't they were like individually wrapped but not in a way that felt safe to me yeah individually wrapped does open you up to some potential other people could be like touching it yeah and it just I had to go for my own box of Mike and Ike and a bag of combos of course a bag of combos if I see if I see a combo I gotta get a combo that's so funny that I don't have the same

um feeling towards combos but I have the same feeling towards combos, but I have the same feeling towards other things in general. You know what I can't see without immediately touching and eating while I'm waiting to pay? The mini little tubes of M&M's. You know, you pop the lid open. Something about those. They taste better than regular M&M's.

Something about like sucking it out of that tube. It's delightful. I didn't know that was your predilection. I could have picked one up for you. That's my drug of choice. I could have gotten one for you if I had known I had the hookup at Party City. Now you know.

I said, put it on the biz. I actually forgot to expense the balloons. What? Yeah. Were these balloons expensive? They actually kind of were. Yeah. But this is a gift from me to the show.

Oh, that's so sweet. Well, I didn't get you anything. You're always getting me something. Your presence is a gift. No, actually, I did get you something. The laughs. Well, I didn't get you anything. You're always getting me something. Your presence is a gift. No, actually, I did get you something. The laughs you give me. I did get you something. I'm scared.

What? My departure. Just what you wanted. I'm leaving right after this, headed to the airport. Good, because it's the one you got. Literally, you're a fucking liar. That's what you wanted. You're such a fucking liar.

You said, Claudia, you have to be out of here by Friday. I've been begging you to stay, wenchaholic. You said, Claudia, you have to be out of here by Friday. Wenchy McWenderson, I've been begging you to stay, you fucking liar. Did you not say I have to be out of here by Friday. I've been begging you to stay wenchaholic. You've said Claudia you have to be out of here by Friday. Wenchy McWenderson I've been begging you to stay you fucking liar. Did you not say I have to be out of here by Friday? No. Really? No. Someone isn't

coming to sleep in my room? So I could keep sleeping there? I could keep sleeping there? The B&B could expand? I could keep sleeping there. You could keep sleeping there. It's funny how her tune changes once I book my flight. No and once I'm on the air like bitch come on. You can keep sleeping there. It's funny how her tune changes once I book my flight. No. And once I'm on the air, like, bitch, come on.

You totally get me out and it's fine. My time here is up, you know? No, I actually don't. Sometimes I feel that way, but I actually don't feel that way. Like, I feel like you're leaving like in the middle of something beautiful. I know. And, you know, if I didn't have, I kind of have like. You have an event. I want to tell the truth.

I have an event on Monday, which I go, OK, Claudia, you could stay till Sunday. Um, I have to get like a spray tan nails. I need like three days to decompress. Um, cause I have like a big gig on Monday for fashion week that I cannot miss. And I cannot be like looking puffy and like, you know, gross form. So I need to start my Monday prep tomorrow. Yeah. I understand that. Plus it's like, if we're not doing toast episodes, if it's just Saturday and Sunday, like, you could take those at home. Yeah. And I know you'll be back soon, and I will be up to New York, like,

I think within the month. I'm gonna try it. That's my plan. This was an unplanned trip, but a very necessary one. Yeah, because of 1,000. 1,000, and we didn't even plan it that way. No, but, like, that's just so us. Kismet.

Kismet. Bishart. Kismet. Bishart. Great thingset. Kismet. Beshert. Kismet. Beshert. Great things happen when we're together. Great things happen when we sing. If we were remote, I would have like one zero on mine and you'd have zero zero. I don't even know how we would have commemorated it.

And I'm so glad we don't have to even think about that. We could have added cool graphics in post. Like the 1000s would be dancing, you know? The 1000s. We're keeping it. We're keeping it. We're keeping it. 1000. You best believe it.

Okay. Okay. I feel we've acknowledged. I feel we've commemorated. And while this is a special episode, we are still here to do our job. Like it's not, there's something about this that feels really final, but it's like, this is just one episode of 1000s. Because you know what the thing about us is?

The show must go on. The show must go on. The terrible stories must be dissected. It wouldn't be like a quintessential episode if the stories weren't terrible. And they are. Today's stories are like particularly crappy. And it's not even, it's like not even,

sometimes the stories like, there's a lot of landmines out there. So it's like, I'm not going to talk. We're not going to talk about that story or that story. So we kind of, you know, have to get creative. No, but today, like, I would have talked about anything. It's crap. It's crap.

So if you want to get into the crap and give the people what they want, which is crappy-o. You know, but we always make the best out of the crap. I said yesterday. By the end of the show, I'm like, hey, those stories weren't so bad. I said yesterday. I'm like hey those stories weren't so bad. I said yesterday the crappier the stories the better the episode. Yeah. Like yeah it's nice when we have a big scandal to dissect and we can really put our investigative hats on but there's nothing better than just like endlessly mocking people and that's what

we do when the stories are so crappy. It's true. So without further ado today's 1000th episode. No, 1000th. 1000th. We're keeping it, we're keeping it, 1000. You best believe it. We're keeping it, we're keeping it, 1000. That was harmony. Yes it was. But I harmonize, you sing the melody. but I harmonize you sing the melody she like won't like Jackie okay let's I am a harmonizer we have this conversation on the podcast where Jackie thinks she's harmonizing but she's not I don't know if we've had it on the podcast okay Jackie thinks she knows how to harmonize because she's like I can only do it with Luke Combs like gee I wonder why because Luke Combs has a really low register so when girls or Jackie in this case sings a Luke Combs song she's singing the same note in higher octave so she thinks she's harmon song, she's singing the same note in a higher octave.

So she thinks she's harmonizing, and she'll do it in the car, she's like, I just harmonized. I'm like, no, sweetheart, that's not a harmony. It's not a harmony. It is. Do you want me to lie to you? Margot said it was a harmony.

The fuck does Margot know about musical theater? Margot knows music. No, she doesn't. She does. Do you want to show people? No, it's like, I it's like i love this bar i stumbled on gorgeous not a harmony if there's like a vocal teacher listening like tell jackie how to harmonize i don't know how to harmonize it's actually really hard i'm oh luke and i like always harmonize

out of harmony i also harmonize a little and By Dirt. If you watch my story from yesterday you'll hear it actually. I'm like singing in my bathroom and it's like it's crazy. Again not a harmony. You know what is a harmony though this show. It is so harmonious. Most of the time. Yeah sometimes a little acrimonious. I love the acrimony when it's like you know I get to call you a wench. Also raise your hand if you only know the word acrimonious from Friends. There's like a whole storyline about it. I didn't know that there was a word that was the opposite of harmonious. It's beautiful.

Turns out it's acrimonious. It's an antonym. And I'm so glad I know that word. It's an antonym. And we're such antiphiles that we love antonyms. Trills. Now, without further ado, it is time for the 1, 1000th time that you know the fast five stories that you need to know and i'd like to give an extra special thanks to those who sponsored our

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Literally news? Literary news because one, Barbra Streisand is releasing her memoirs called memoirs of a streisand called shifting streisand mine's better um we'll have to leave it to barbara i really do think it should be called shifting streisand she can't really call it memoirs of a streisand because like that's just too much of a derivative of something else and it's like i know she wants to be her own woman original and i think it's like perfect for her career like the shifting straysans has she released the title she has and it's neither of those um is it good is it a competitor no it is definitely

number three out of those three it is my name is barbara coming in my name is barbara and then underneath that it'll have her name right barb the author name barbara streisand so it seems repetitive yeah so not only that but leah michelle has taken to tiktok to joke about the whole thing and she said i have 265 days to learn to read now i don't know who is responsible but somebody got to Leah Michelle maybe a year ago less you know I can't really tell time yeah I would say like around the same time a funny girl like when she's on this like press kick somebody gave her a stern talking to and said Leah lean in lean in like you have to start getting in on the joke the more you're like defensive about it the more people actually think you might not be able to read also this is like a great moment for you

like imagine the content and you know what she has over delivered she is it's getting like it's almost getting a little old but like the fact that she's now started to lean into it like it's still acceptable to talk about it because other people are still talking about it love this for her I do though have like questions about her relationship with Barbara Streisand like there's no confirmation but I think like the internet's general assumption is that like Barbara hates Leah yeah it's always you know the tale as old as time of the usurper really um the young hot thing who everyone's comparing you to and it's like she's the new you and that's just fucking rude to everyone I could and I also think like they're both bonafide divas yeah so it's not like babs it's just like uplifting everyone all the time yeah i don't think babs

though like reached out to leah or even beanie when they were cast in the in the broadway i don't think barbara honestly i don't think she's a woman who supports other women and that kind of makes me like her no especially i don't think she's a woman who supports other women. And that kind of makes me like her. No, especially, I don't think she's a woman who supports other women in her vein. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Women created in her image. So quick, well said. Like, I think she would support, you know, a tennis player. 100.

I think she supports Serena Williams 100. 1,000%. 1,000%. We keeping it. We keeping it. 1,000. 1,000. That was pretty good. Okay. the melody it's fine no but

together yeah it was gorgeous that's what we have here we have harmony together most of the time most of the time sometimes there's acrimony and that is the opposite of harmony um another thing about barbara and lee michelle is like i do believe they've really only like been in the same room once together and that was when they did like a Kennedy Center honors of Barbara Streisand and Leigh-Michelle and this picture was taken oh is that where it's at I don't know it looks like they're at um like a restaurant sports bar yeah downtown edgy club yeah there's a tv in the background that says Jodi I just oh maybe it was like a post-hockeys party when like that Jodi Foster had won oh perhaps but there's not like a you-Osters party when like that Jodie Foster had won. Oh, perhaps.

But there's not like a, you know, a big gallery of photos of them together. Like. No, no, no. There's this one where Leah looks like a true fan. Yeah. And so when Leah performed at that, like Barbara Streisand honors thing, she did amazing and they cut the camera to Barbara and Barbara just looks like beyond annoyed, unimpressed. I get it. It's diva behavior.

Yeah. I get it. It's like if there was toast honors and they had no they had like a bunch of women trying to be funnier than us yeah get out of here yeah like doing our bits like singing 1000 oh my god i would vomit i would literally so true walk out of the room that's fucking rude it's so true so you have to think about it like no it's so true i have to put myself in barbara's shoes also a good title in my shoes I know but like she's got to change the name of this book it's really bad I will not be reading this you know one thing about me I think a lot of people assume

because like I love funny girl um I'm a Jewish queen and I love to sing people think like I would like take a bullet for Barbara Streisand like I actually wouldn't I don't really like fuck with her yeah it. Isn't that crazy? No. It's not like that crazy. You're not predictable. That's the thing about people. Like if you liked her, you'd be predictable.

But you're so unpredictable. I like to keep people on their toes, which is why I decided not to like Barbra Streisand. And why you like some people that people probably would think that you wouldn't like. Yeah. They would find really annoying. Yeah. Mindy Kaling. Yeah, I was just going to say that.

And the country music in general, I don't think people expect that from us. Oh yeah, that's a curveball. But now they expect it. Yeah. Mindy Kaling. Yeah, I was just gonna say that. And the country music in general, I don't think people expect that from us. Oh yeah, that's a curve ball, but now they expect it. Yeah, because we bought dirt. Bad dirt. It's gonna be a really heavy singing episode. As it fucking should be. Singing has gotten us to 1,000 episodes.

It's what sets us apart. I wonder where we would be if we didn't sing. Probably at like episode 390, because we'd have gone down to weekly episodes. Because we just like ran out of things to talk about because we didn't sing probably at like episode 390 because we'd have gone down to weekly episodes because we just like ran out of things to talk about because we couldn't sing because we couldn't sing and like be inspired right by ourselves right ourselves bad dirt are you gonna read barbara's book no but i think it will be good yeah i mean she's 80 years old. She's had this insane career. Movies, songs, TV, Broadway. Grammy, Tony.

Bus, club, another bus. So I think it will be amazing. Amazing story about an amazing woman that I personally won't be reading. Yeah. But I think there's certainly an audience for this and I think this is huge for them. There's a huge audience for this.

The gay community will be first in line. Yeah. And we need like a strong celeb memoir. We get a few a year. I think this is going to be great. The publishing house said Barbara is a living legend, a woman who in a career spanning six decades has excelled in every area of entertainment.

And this engrossing and delightful book will be eagerly welcomed by her millions of fans. Dozens of books have been written about Shai Sand. But now in My Name is Barbara, she tells the story in her own words. eagerly welcomed by her millions of fans dozens of books have been written about shy sand but now in my name is barbara she tells the story in her own words there are a few celebrity memoirs like highly anticipated paris's is coming out soon yes britney's like who knows they ran out of paper i feel like it's not coming out because there's a paper shortage is there yeah that's what tmz reported no i think like we all know why the book is probably delayed and it's because there's a paper shortage. Is there? Yeah, that's what TMZ reported. No, I think we all know why the book is probably delayed.

And it's because Britney doesn't care and Britney is living her life. So there are a few good... This will be a good year for celebrity memoirs. It's exciting stuff. I'm ready. Me too. Ready, come and find me. I'm not gonna hang out the sun on my side. It's. Are you ready for our next story? I am.

Which is some rich people news. My favorite category of news. Kylie Jenner ad is covering the headline. Starts construction on a mega mansion three years after paying 15 million dollars for a vacant lot near Chris and Khloe's compounds. Oh I didn't realize she had a lot near them yeah because i knew that she put her house up on the market it's the one that she like that looks like a fortress the one yeah that she went moved into it during covid and it's like very modern she's it's listed for 21.9 million i remember her doing that and i was like oh like where shall she go didn't she pay way more than that i remember reporting like 40 or 50 but then i must be wrong no because like real estate in los angeles is like doing well it's like a good investment yeah yeah um los angeles yeah so

new photos aerial photos of her property in construction have been obtained exclusively by daily mail showing what appeared to be the mansion being built on a hill she's literally living in a mansion on a hill. Let me show you these pics. So this is the property, but wait, there's more. This is going to be the mansion, of course. They love that sloping backyard. Though I think that's the backyard behind it. And then if you continue, this is the driveway.

Oh, it's really big. So down here would be like a garage. She's like, she's still going to have to drive to go to Chloe and Chris's house. Yeah. But I love this thing that they're doing. They're like kind of creating their own community And this is all in Hidden Hills I believe

Oh I love that they're all like gonna be next door neighbors Do you see that driveway? You see that Now you can envision it Do you think like I feel like Kim's home is her forever home Yeah she spends so much time on it I could see Kendall like moving over here

I don't think Kendall's home is like her forever home And she's still young But what about Courtney and Travis? Well, they are, I think they're fine right now, but they probably will move because they need a house together. Right, they don't have like a family home. A blended family.

So I think like, I mean, that's the dream, like being able to buy like in like this most expensive part of the country, five different lots all next to each other. That's such a dream. Such a dream. Kylie's new Hidden Hills property is located in between properties

owned by her mom and her sister, Chloe, and then Kim and Kourtney live nearby. Yeah, they all live in the same area, but it sounds like the three of them are on the same cul-de-sac. Yeah. That's something I'm extremely jealous of. Extremely jealous.

And I feel like Chloe and Kris have loved now living next to each other once their homes were finally done and that architect who like stole their house. I feel like it's like the best thing they ever did. And now Kylie's, there's like another girly in the cul-de-sac. Yeah.

And it's so fun for all the cousins. Like this is, that is like real true privilege. Like that I'm jealous of. Yeah. They're living well. They're living well. You love to see people like doing like what, with their money, like what you would do.

What I would do, yeah. Like if we had unlimited resources, that is exactly what I would do. Yeah. Like if, if we had unlimited resources, that is exactly what I would do. I would find like the best neighborhood purchase, like five lots next to each other, spend time making them our dream homes forever. And then like raising our kids there. That's like such a dream.

Know what you would do. You'd buy dirt. I would. Yeah. He found the one you can't live without. He got a ring. Let his knee hit the ground. You do what you love and call it work.

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So Kylie bought dirt. And once again, she's showing she has country family audience. Yes, this is so like a down home country thing to do but i think now she will be like in la so she needs someone from nashville who's willing to relocate for her i feel like that's not hard or she could she still like always wants a farm yeah she should get a farm yeah i love this that house looks like sick i feel like their houses take so long to build no i feel like they actually don't like i feel like one day we were reporting that the contractor like left chris and chloe and then like the next season they were in their houses yeah but like they had bought the lots like years prior but she bought this lot

three years ago so now we're just like we love girls who plan i feel like she'll be in in a year that's so exciting for her and the kids yeah happy for her happy for her a little jealous yeah happy for her happy for her a little jealous always it's like 70 happy 30 jealous i know no it's probably like 30 happy 70 jealous no i'm mostly happy i just like i hope that we get to see a little on the show and she just like shows us some she gives us nothing on the show so i wouldn't you know hold out hope yeah are you ready for our next story i am it's about your boyfriend actually not your boyfriend boyfriend. Your gymnastic teacher. Paul Rudd? Paul Rudd says his son used to think he worked at a movie theater.

Lol. And I never corrected him. Lol. In an exclusive clip from this weekend's episode of Sunday Today, Paul Rudd sat down with Willie Geist to discuss whether his kids are aware of his successful career. Paul said that his son, Jack, 17, and his daughter, Darby, 13, had finally put it all together, that their dad is an actor, but things were very different when they were little.

Quote, when my kids were young, I'm not going to sit my kids down when they're three and say, you know, I've got some DVDs to show you. I didn't really explain what I did. Then he recalls a story of when his son was about four or five and went to see a movie with his friends at the movie theater. Quote, we were all going and there was a movie poster that I was on that was in the lobby.

So they all just thought that I worked at the movie theater, which I thought was very cute. That's like so cute and innocent, like kid stuff. Yeah. And then a few years later, I think when he was 15, he finally put it all together. I never corrected him. He says teasing. He'd say that he worked at the AMC Lowe's. I do often wonder. He does technically work at the AMC Lowe's. I do often wonder though, like as a child of like an actual famous person, is there like a conversation you have? Is it just like you, there's not a moment you just know it your whole life?

Like, but like you watch movies. So like, you know that there are celebrities out there, you know? Yeah. I feel like eventually it's a conversation that you have when like they're old enough to have the awareness of what you're saying. That's so weird.

Depends what level you're at though. I feel like Paul Rudd's, cause he doesn't need to be like, you guys, we're gonna be mobbed. Right by the paparazzi, the Kardashian kids. There's definitely a course that they all have to take. Yeah. I wonder how to navigate that.

That seems difficult. Yeah. It's definitely a problem I'm gonna have with my children. In the show being like, why are they all following us? Like, yeah, it's a conversation you're gonna have to have like mommy's a big star right don't be surprised and be like we've never seen anything what is mom talking about i think mommy is not famous i think she's mentally ill like no one's following us mom and i'm like but they are like you can't see them really long lenses yeah they like stay far away

but like they have like the 35 millimeter lens like so they could see everything with me yeah and they're like sure mommy yeah and then daddy's like just go along with it sure mommy we'll go get you a diet coke yeah sure mommy there's paparazzi outside maybe you should put your sunglasses on sure mommy oh to dream maybe maybe maybe no you know what like i actually wouldn't want that like i want it now when i'm like young and thirsty but like when i have kids like obviously my priorities burden no like you worry about their safety i think it wears off really quickly you know once you have kids no and just as a celebrity like i'm sure the first time you get paparazzi you're like oh my god no i still think like if you're a celebrity like a thirsty celebrity with like you know without kids and like you're young like you crave that for a long time

yeah if you're not getting it like in droves you know yeah that's when it becomes a burden yeah anyways Paul Rudd what do we know he worked at the movie theater and at the gymnasium. Do you still think he was your gymnast? Yes. Do you believe me? I believe that that's what you think. You're such a gaslighting wench. It's really tough because my memory often plays tricks on me. But I have such a clear memory of being a young child having just seen clueless

telling my gymnastics teacher he looks like josh from clueless and him giving me this like knowing wink and smile you know and then he disappeared like a few weeks later because obviously he got so famous he didn't need to work at gymnastics anymore yeah yeah you know paul redd is a cheaps fan the super bowl this is our last episode together before the super bowl yeah we have you know tomorrow's episode but like i'll be back in new york and is there anything that we want to like say about it i'm getting pretty excited i'm just wanting to wish everyone luck i'm working on my menu oh what's on the menu? So I have a really big like cheese board coming, which is going to be so delicious and tasty.

I'm going to make nachos from the Magnolia Table Cookbook. And like I'll be able to use kosher beef and that's going to be mighty tasty. That's about it. Let it snow, by the way. Oh, crudite, of course. I've been, like, loving carrots and ranch. Ranch. I don't give a ranch.

And then I think I'm going to order pizza for the main course. I love that. Like, you know what? Just phone it in. Oh, Ben was saying I should make spinach artichoke dip, which I do have a really good recipe for at Magnolia Table. And he liked, do you go to Char mine do you remember i made it last thanksgiving it doesn't seem like where were we last thanksgiving um i cooked all day while i was seven months pregnant in my kitchen while you guys sat on the couch and watched football at your house at my apartment i have no memory of being at your house like during the day and i was cooking i made mac and

cheese and i was like really pregnant and nobody helped me it wasn't a verbal affair that's what i remember it wasn't and i remember being like we'll do it together like it was just mac and cheese and um turkey no and the spinach artichoke dip because then like we went to mom's and there was a feast but like i just wanted to contribute my spinach artichoke dip. Cause then like we went to mom's and there was a feast, but like, I just wanted to contribute my spinach artichoke dip, which I love. So you didn't eat at your house? No, no,

no. But we, we watched some football. You really don't remember? None of this sounds even remotely familiar to me. And Kayla was staying with me. Well, and Olivia and Zach too.

Oh, that sort of brings it up. There's probably a lot of frozen. Well, I didn't eat the spinach artichoke dip. Okay. And if I did, I certainly don't remember it.

That's, that's good. You know, the spinach artichoke dip. Okay. And if I did, I certainly don't remember it. That's good. You know, because if it was really bad. Yeah. You would never stop talking about it. You would never stop talking about it. No, you're right. So maybe I'll make that. But like mashing all those artichokes.

It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. So drop in the comments, what are you making for the Super Bowl? Claudia sent me some like TikTok bullshit. Jackie hated my idea. TikTok bullshit. Tick, tick, boom tick boom yeah we bring in the noise now you know that song right no i still don't know that song i just played it for you the other day so that doesn't mean i know it you said you liked it speaking of things i like today's episode before we continue ad break

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King Charles wants Prince Harry back in the family and at the coronation, says a source. Says a source who's dumb or lying. Says a source who must be practically deranged yeah there's no way i feel like of all of them charles hates harry the most okay but i've been seeing this kind of theme like a couple times that like charles wants him back and then i was reading what the source says is the reason why and like it's not the worst reason um but the king of the carnation of king charles cavalier spaniel the third is less than days away. He'll be coronated on May 6th, the birthday of the snatcher. So he'll be birthed as a king and snatcher will be rebirthed as a virgin.

Five-year-old? 26-year-old? 26. 26. Virgin. Though the royal family has made no statement following the release of Harry's bombshell memoir, Spare, a source close to the royal household tells People in this week's cover story, so like salt, salt, salt salt sprinkling grains of salt everywhere that the new british monarch

wants his younger son to attend his ceremony at westminster abbey quote it is such a momentous occasion for charles and he would want his son to be at the coronation to witness it he would like to have harry back in the family if they don't sort it out it will always be part of the king's reign and how he has left his family disjointed. That's true. He has had a reputation as a distant parent, and it would be awful for him for that to continue. A royal historian told people that quite apart from Charles's paternal hope

to reunite with his son, one of the jobs of the royal family is showing how to cope with the problems we all have in a human and thoughtful way. What will be a success for the family in the future is not reconciliation necessarily, but mutual acceptance of different ideas and priorities. So they're saying like, it's such a good example for the country if he's able to bring his son back into the fold. No, because think about Lizzie, even though, um, Megan and Harry like left during her reign, they still, they only really started acting crazy once she passed like they had still had that tie to her and they still had enormous respect for her um and they don't have that for Charles if anything they have like a bigger disdain than anyone else so I do I do understand this line

of thinking that like it really reflects poorly on him and he's supposed to be like setting example for people I understand this line of thinking um though if anyone's asking me like I just completely disagree I I feel like most people most people who are watching and you know families who are feeling like related to this like would see what Harry did and like would not relate to forgiving him and acting and like letting him into the big family moments again like well I by the way I think it it's whatever side you take if you take Harry and Megan's side you support them cutting off their family like cutting out toxic people both sides both sides want them to have nothing to do with each other right it's like it's called like having boundaries and like eventually like realizing even if it's someone you love and it's your family like

sometimes the best thing is like to go no contact and like really not so I think that also sets a good example yeah you know yeah and I just I I don't know I don't think I agree with this line of thinking I don't think that that's what it would achieve to have them there and by the way if they even had them there because this uh person also said there have been some very grave disagreements between them but the platinum jubilee and the funerals of the queen and prince philip did demonstrate that they could put personal enmity aside for the sake of the bigger cause and that is what the carnation will be about yes but like what's happened in the last six months like is beyond the pale you know it's is that was all

before the documentary the book bd and bb yeah a hundred percent and by the way when harry and megan did show up for the certain things i mean it became all about them i mean how could it not it was so crazy and also they were like, they left the Jubilee early because they like didn't like how they were treated. It's never been smooth sailing and like to have to have like William and Kate

like sit next to them or even like be like, it's just who are you fool? Like you're not a pack of liars. It's true. It's true. I'd rather you guys be real than a pack of liars.

You're not fooling us. I actually think it would be better if they just stay away. Better for them. For everyone. Better for Harry and Meghan to protect their peace. And better for the family to not be doormats. Yeah.

No. Honestly, there's no way that one, the coronation of Charles, wouldn't then just become about Harry and Meghan. Because that's just the situation we're in. And I'm sure Charles doesn't want that. And Charles does not seem like this like I'll take the high highest like yeah he seems like like kind of a thirsty king not thirsty but like I feel like throughout his life he's been very selfish no tough like as a dad and

especially towards Harry Harry talks about that in his book and this wouldn't be the time where he's gonna like soften yeah when they just took a big hot dump on him. Yeah. They should not go to the coronation. That's not softening. I don't know if People Magazine is like you know the most legitimate source. I don't know if they're thinking about or like trying to get Harry and Meghan to come. I don't think that they should. I don't think that they should. But I had seen like a couple headlines that were like the king wants him at the coronation. So I'm like I saw a headline that said at the coronation so i'm like i saw a headline that said it's coronation day the window is open so is that door i didn't know they did that anymore

who knew we had 8 000 salad plates i didn't know that no yeah that's kind of crazy i know that's the headline like that's like excess yeah i think excess wealth it's giving privilege it's giving one percent it's giving like you know show giving like, you know, show your privilege. Are you ready for our fifth and final story of our 1,000th episode? The final story. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do. It's the final story. Hurry and make it. Do yourself a favor and stay the fuck away. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do this. Jennifer Coolidge continues her It Girl era. No, I literally sent you a story yesterday about Frida. You did? I texted you as I was sitting next to you on the couch. Frida. About their Kelsey, not Kelsey, Kelly Kelsey.

Jason Kelsey's wife. Oh yes, you did. Okay, wait, how about it's a two prong. Okay. Um. So go with your first one. We'll start with yours. No, go with your first one. It's already pulled up and I'll pull up the second one. airdrop it to me i will jennifer coolidge continues her it girl era with new elf cosmetics super bowl commercial oh elf cosmetics elf cosmetics have tapped jennifer coolidge for their super bowl commercial and she's living out her dream of

playing a dolphin this comes after a streak of wins for the white lotus star and now the actress can add super bowl commercial star to the pantheon of projects that she's worked on this year i could have guessed somebody would tap her that's just smart marketing she's very in the culture very in the zeitgeist and we love to see it yeah i'm not at all for this like releasing of commercials early like could we be surprised i know yes but like i do feel like sometimes the commercials slip through the cracks and like but then after there's like a roundup like they exist online like it's like a lot of people before I became like a big football fan like just tune in for the commercials like can we can we lose something like to the imagination so true I mean not all of them have dropped and it would have been cool to see this like live and not have the spoiler right

spoiled but I love this for Jen and i love this era that we're in and elf is like really kind of i'm happy for them that they have that much money for a super bowl commercial because they're really if you're like in the beauty like tiktok like things like viral trends they really consistently kill it for for like a dollar you need good makeup and you have a dollar go to elf you'll get a full face of makeup yeah eyes lips face and she is promoting their viral power grip primer. I use it, which is fitting because she's in her prime. Oh, cute.

I like that. Yeah. So part B of this story is that Jason Kelsey's pregnant wife, Kylie, has been featured in a full page ad wishing her luck ahead of the Super Bowl. Kylie Kelsey is being honored for her big contribution to the big game. It's not every year that your husband's team

ends up in the Super Bowl, especially when you are expecting a baby any day. The soon-to-be mom of three began making headlines earlier this week when her husband revealed that she's 38 weeks pregnant, that she's bringing her OBGYN to the game. As fans wonder whether the Kelsey Bowl will feature the birth of the third Kelsey girl, Frida decided to sponsor Kelsey as their MVP, quote, most valuable pusher. They the brand

Frida mom which isn't me and they also have Frida baby. It's like the best brand. Yeah you use the no sucker thing right. Oh I use the everything but like also for postpartum stuff like all of the things that you don't know what they are until you need them. Right. Um just get the Frida mom stuff. It comes in a bundle and it's like everything that you need. Oh, interesting. And I got it like before I gave birth. I was like, what are these things? Yeah. You did every single one of them.

Every single one. And I re-upped. They have the best disposable underwear for afterwards. I feel like it's actually a really good gift to get someone like who you know who is about to give birth. Like that's a very thoughtful gift. Yeah. And then for baby stuff like our thermometer, nail filer, like

everything is Frida. So it's totally on brand. They published an ad saying this Sunday will generate over 500 million dollars of ads and sponsorships around football players. But the real MVP isn't going to be on the field. Today, we announced in Philadelphia Inquirer our official sponsorship of Kylie Kelsey in the spot of motherhood in the sport of motherhood. So cute. While Jason is sweating it out with the Eagles on the field, she'll be 38 Kylie Kelsey in the spot of motherhood in the sport of motherhood. So cute. While Jason is sweating it out with the Eagles on the field, she'll be 38 weeks pregnant in the stands with her OBGYN as her plus one. So as he pushes that football through his legs, she could be pushing something twice as big through hers. No, like love this. Great facts. No, love this. Love this. Like, and they said, and that's what deserves a sponsorship. I agree. Like we're just

out here giving birth for free. Literally. With no awards. No awards, no sponsorships. I love this. I also feel like they could have included Mama Kelsey. Yeah. Like this, but no, they're like the go-to, um, for like pregnancy, postpartum. Perinatal brand. So like this is absolutely perfect. But I also feel like someone should have given her a commercial she was on their podcast because they asked because there's a petition going around to have mama Kelsey do the coin toss yeah she's really the only one who could be impartial 100% um and so they said like mom like would you do the coin toss and she was like no there are so many more accomplished people who should do it and they were like what like you're knocking moms like don't take away from like and I feel like she like you're knocking moms like don't take away

from like and i feel like she like we need to be lifting them up she thinks she didn't she hasn't contributed to like football please like you raised two big football stars right you fed them which it was not easy you drove them to practice yeah no it's so true you smell their farts so true you wash your smelly like jerseys. Jock shops. Yeah. So true. I feel like she needs a commercial. I will be surprised if there's not one.

Like maybe we don't know about it yet because someone wants to keep something under wraps. Yeah. But I would be very surprised if there's not a single commercial that doesn't like reference her or have her. I will be surprised. It's a little bit of a tight turnaround. They would only have had two weeks to come up with it. But I feel like a lot of Super Bowl commercials are tight turnaround because they always want to be like really relevant.

Yeah. And also like the Jennifer Coolidge one references the joke she made about, not a joke, about wanting to play a dolphin in her next role. Which was like somewhat recently. Which was at the Golden Globes. So it's possible. And even if a brand won't do something like the NFL like needs to do something like that. If someone doesn't like we ride it on.

Yeah. Yeah. And then if someone doesn't like, I can't say I'll be watching the Super Bowl again if you guys miss this opportunity. I agree. Unless it's, like, the 49ers. Versus the 49ers. Or the Cowboys.

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