The Toast - Patriotic Ingrid Andress Stans: Tuesday, July 16th, 2024

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the Toast. Happy Tuesday. Thank you for choosing to spend the day with us. It means the world. It means so much. Good morning, Tert-Lennials. Good morning, Tert-Lennials. Are you a Tert-Lennial?

You're giving moldy energy. No, no, no. I am a Tert-Lennial. I'm giving Tert-ifile energy. Are you a Tert-Lennial? I'm a Tert-Lennial. Okay. I'm a Jax-Lennial. We are so excited to be here with you guys just another beautiful episode swirly summer hope your summers

are off to a swirly start yes we are settling in nicely to the summer of the swirl the summer of the swirl is just getting started and it's so us because pretty much every day we get on the show and we talk about swirly summer at a glance which is the most on-brand thing for us just sort of where we're at swirly summer how we're feeling um i think that's a part of swirly summer though is taking the temperature every day that's incredibly swirly and it's something that you can come to expect and what's more comforting than like knowing what's going to happen next and i think it's important for us to really see where we're at yeah to acknowledge the space that we're in and to identify that space. Do it.

No matter how painful. No matter. However, today it's not a painful space. It's a beautiful Tuesday, part of a, a wonderful week. It's a little painful.

We, um, we record, we recorded my bedroom. I guess physically it is a bit painful. My bedroom is, uh, a place that I, you know I like to tailor to my needs.

So the air conditioning is always on the lowest possible setting. We were just sort of gifted this morning. The AC would be on the highest. Lowest temperature. We were just sort of gifted this morning with a broken air conditioning unit, which is obviously not ideal for my sleep schedule. You guys know how I am. And then also not ideal, we're recording under these big bright lights big silly so right at this very moment the air conditioning is off

it's 77 degrees in this room it's warm that's like what you were trying to say it's extremely warm and I feel like if we do start to get like veer into like a little bit of like crazy moldy conversations today just know it's because of the air conditioning and I just want to say I do feel like the universe is trying to get me like to challenge me in my podcasting. Every day is more challenging than the next. Like one day it was the audio today. It's the air conditioning. Other days it's the lighting. It's like, why can't this makeshift piece of shit studio ever just work out? No. Or like yesterday, the wifi went out yesterday. So if you're watching on YouTube, you know, like it was super delayed.

Every single day, it's fucking something. And I just want to let you know, universe, I'm fucking sick of it. I am sick. I've had it up to where? Oh, here. No, it's like the podcasting Olympics. But I do think we will prevail and we will win gold by the end of the summer. Speaking of Olympics.

When do they start? So they start like the end of July, July 26. And I just want to say, obviously, I'm excited that we extended our trip for a multitude of reasons. But one of them is now being like, we will be able to watch the Olympics together. We were only going to catch the first couple of days together when we were just vacationing through July. So that is something I'm really excited about.

And I need them to start like, you know, doing more programming. It's low key only 10 days away. Like, but also we haven't been watching TV. So like if they have been doing programming, we haven't been seeing it. And like Sabrina Carpenter is in a commercial now yeah so i saw that i guess it's like sabrina summer olympic summer the two shall meet to update everyone on the story we discussed a couple of weeks ago the chamber of gaming in paris did jump in the set and to like make some sort of point proving that it was clean enough for sports to take place um i think that was extremely brave

i just like what is one thing i have to do with the other just because you want to swim in duty doesn't mean other people do yeah different strokes for different folks yeah so it's just another day in paradise or today hell i think that's extreme law i think it's extreme you're not as temperature like crazy as i am no and i do think you keep it like really cold in here and it's a while until like i'm even comfortable when it's cold but your studio in new york is really hot so let me ask you a question transport yourself about temperature okay would you prefer to be really hot or really cold cold of course yeah i don't think anyone

would say otherwise unless they're like so skinny oh is that like a universal truth i think so for real ones yeah and if you choose hot like you're just not a real one if you choose hot you're seriously nuts like that's insane you're there's like two kinds of people literally and i think we're very different and people like can be different but we can coexist that's beautiful you want me to put that in a bumper sticker for you coexist yes you just kind of look like the type of person who would have a coexist bumper sticker. I do. I would have a lot of bumper stickers.

You would. I would say my sister is a star. Honk if you're a toaster. Of course. New driver. Stay away. Back up. Give me space.

I'm doing the best. Jackie would have a bumper sticker that simply just says, I'm doing the best that I can. I'm doing my best. Like makes wide turns makes wide turns the stories today um I don't know them because you selected them you were the curator of this affair but I do know we're going to be talking about what happened at the MLB all-star game last night um and the national disgrace from Ingrid Andres and I just want to let you know like I'm feeling really excited to talk about that. I'm sure that you are. That's kind of your favorite sort of story. It is. National anthem blunders. However, I am feeling like a little torn because you know how

much I love Ingrid Andres. And I just wish it wasn't her. I wish it was someone that I could slam unabashedly. Yep. You guys know, like we, and I think for a lot of people hearing the name ingrid andres yesterday was the first time they'd ever heard it not for us because she's actually a really amazing country singer songwriter girly swirly now i will not let my feelings for ingrid stop me from saying my truth because i have some really harsh truths for ingrid i'm gonna say the truth for sure just know i take no pleasure in it thank you that's good to know yeah okay so it sounds like you want to get into it like no I do want to dilly and I do want to dally yeah but you kind of just jumped right in I just wanted to to kind of make a point to say I'm really excited to

like drag her to health okay in a sort of positive and uplifting kind of way oh in a unifying way I mean there's really nothing that unites the country like a bad national anthem or a good one. I was going to say, the only thing that unites the country more than a bad national anthem is a really good one. Now, this conversation could take us down a myriad of roads. I actually think the country is more united on a bad one than a good one. Because nothing brings people together more than haters. We are a nation of true, true haters. And that's why I'm a proud American.

I'm a proud American. And in all sense, I'm like a proud american i'm a proud american and in all sense i'm like a real american you know hate hate hate because i just hate hate hate and first of all like a good one it's always pretty subjective and it's really hard especially in modern times to find someone who everyone would say like that was amazing yeah and even when it is amazing like i do think that negativity is more motivating for people you know it's like a yelp review you don't leave a review when you've had a good time. She's going off.

She's so right. You only leave it when you've had a negative experience. Or if you're me, you just don't leave one at all. Ever. But the thing about bad national anthems, I think it's also an important factor is like, how famous are you? So that's why the Fergie one was so big

because like she's super, super famous. Last night was like an awkward thing where it's like, also, we don't know you know you you know but also it's a really big game yeah well it wasn't it wasn't like a real game it's all start derby yeah the hrd yeah so it has it's not just two teams like regionally playing each other only the people from that state are really watching it was real head national you know ben's friend pete is like the the king of the home run derby i think i don't know if he won last night i have to check but he like wins all the time he was there and he was like on camera i need to have ben like prod him for information

yeah he was like trying to keep a straight face that's the other part yeah you know we'll save that we'll say that also it's like you might not be your favorite in the beginning but in the beginning it was like not bad enough that like people could laugh but then it just really really went downhill and it was seriously like a disgrace laugh, but then it just really, really went downhill. And it was seriously like a disgrace to the country. It definitely was. But the question I had wanted to ask. And like all those military people who are standing there so serious,

like. After what they've seen, after what they've been through. And just like being audibly disgraced. My question for you before we dive into the Ingrid Andres was about national anthems. Who, in your opinion, is the greatest to ever do it? Well, like Whitney Houston is objectively the greatest. Yeah. But I wasn't really alive,

so I just feel like a bandwagoner for saying that. Yeah. It's not an original thought. I think a lot of people would consider like a modern, a contemporary version to that's the best to be Beyonce's. Okay. Which is stunning as well. Mm-hmm.

Then I think the only person like from like the last maybe five or 10 years who would get, the only person like from like the last, maybe five or 10 years who would get, I wouldn't say he's the best, but he was definitely like in the top hall of fame is Chris Stapleton. Yeah. Lady Gaga. No,

she did God bless America. Yeah. That was a really good one too. It was good, but she like definitely put her funky spin on it. Which is okay. So I can say like, it's not for everyone. Which is okay for songs that aren't the anthem.

Yeah. The anthem, you have to stay classic. You can do like special riffs. Like Whitney like really added a couple of really gorgeous riffs in there. But you can't veer off course too much. Yeah. And I would sing my version of the national anthem right now.

But I am a little bit congested. And I have been getting some feedback. That should make it better. I've been getting some feedback that I'm like talking so loud on these microphones blowing them out. So I will just politely see myself out since everybody hates me so much we'll miss you turtleniel oh no no turdy we don't hate you thanks no turdy we'll keep your secret come on curdy we'll keep your secret we'll lower our volume when you're talking so just know i do have an amazing rendition of like i speak i speak very passionately on this subject because

i know what it's like and maybe if you had a very passionately on this subject because I know what it's like and maybe if you had a song that you were passionate about you would know what it's like but you don't however I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt in like one situation which it's like the audio and the earpiece and all of that like I would like to see it's not it's easy or to sit here and just start singing you don't have like a band to keep up with and a different key you could switch keys well as somebody who um like has zero live performing experience i agree with you ingrid andres is somebody who plays with in-ear monitors all the time who plays with the band all the time she this is literally her job yes but that would be like you saying like oh well like we can't live podcasts like we can because we do it every day. Do you know what I mean? No. And it's a different, like it's a stadium.

It's not her tech. Like I'm just saying people are always touching me or just to let you know, like this isn't my fault. This isn't my plate. So she joins the likes of, you know, Fergie, Hannah Montana and others. I feel like there was someone else recently. Who messed up the words or who sang it poorly.

There's two different. I love mess up the words. Like's saying it poorly there's two different i love mess up the words like that's that kind of that's hannah montana and they literally put the words like on the screen these days like there's no reason for you not to know the words yeah so we will get into that even though we already did my favorite tropes one of my favorite tropes is just sitting on this couch with my girl is really oh we need to talk about what we did yesterday because you know what we did we shopped till we dropped i got this skirt that i'm wearing we just realized you know we would be spending a little bit of extra time out here and we wanted to spend the day together it's a beautiful day so what did we do we hopped into town and we just dropped and shopped and dropped and shopped we got some athleisure we got some fabulous dresses

for our live shows because we do have options but they weren't great um so jack and i both purchased i like my options i need more i don't have enough dresses to get me through the summer we both purchased really cute dresses for the live shows from love shack fancy and we'll wear them on the same night so it'll be like love shack fancy night right we lsfn we got some at leisure we had lunch probably one of the worst lunches and one of the worst lunch experiences yeah it was a horrible experience it was like one of those places that's like you know what they called it on the on the restaurant this is what stranberry's is going to be and by the way i don't want we're not going to say i don't want to just create like a local facility just like we didn't know that you need to order before if you want to sit there and you just pick it up and sit and eat and people don't know what to order

people had said like if you go and you don't place your order online before like it's like really slow and i was like prepared for like a slow it was also like a tuesday at two o'clock it wasn't like crazy lunch monday two o'clock excuse me and they really exceeded every one of my expectations in their shitty um service and and wait time it was like seriously and then we got our food and it was like bad mine was really bad and i just got a caesar wrap there's just nothing worse than like working hard for a lunch and the lunch doesn't lunch. It was a total waste of time. Like it hurts me to think of all the shopping that I could have done and all the things that what I could be wearing today.

Right. If we didn't waste our time on that lunch. It was a lunch wasted. But they said like the places described, they have provisions. And I love a place that has provisions. And I believe one day Strandberries will have provisions. So I love like this age that we're in where like normal things get new words like the new trend provisions that's a good one but also like if you're a pharmacy now you're an apothecary

no but i think there are apothecary we're also just out here like no it all started with it all started with rose's apothecary because it's a real thing it's a pharmacy okay no but the place we go to here is really an apothecary it's a pharmacy no but they have it's not just a pharmacy it's a real thing it's a pharmacy okay no but the place we go to here is really an apothecary it's a pharmacy no but they have it's not just a pharmacy they sell like makeup and cleaning products it's a it's literally a store okay like it's a market it's not an apothecary an apothecary is like what like a witch like she would like get her her bruise yeah but david Yeah. But David Bedore. David Levy. Rose. Rose. Yeah. Dan Levy. Dan Levy didn't have Witch's Brew. No but they

sold like potions and things you know. That's kind of a good name for an apothecary potions and things. Or Witch's Brew. Yeah. Witches of WeHo. Witches of WeHo. I like that. So we're in our apothecary provisions era. Oh yeah that's the other like and that I okay here's

another one ready it's just like slow living things because you're not in a huge pharmacy department store you have to go to a specific store to get the thing that you need here's another one i feel like this happens a lot at hotels when they have like little um markets in their lobby that sell like sunblock and playing cards sundries oh sundries that's like provisions yes sundries provisions like apothecary we should i think that's what maybe stramberry's global will be sundries provisions and apothecary like i see the word sundry and i actually feel warm do you know what i mean because i think of vacations i think that's how i feel about provisions like that's the kind of food i like i like provisions

food provisions doesn't give me that warm tingly feeling that sundries does like sundries i'm just like i'm on vacation i need adville chips yeah it's like advil chips a comb there's chips to the cape i love chips cape cod chips should do an ad like with l woods and she's saying oh it's chips to the cape we were also um we ate chips yesterday i had sour cream and onion chips like throwback yeah she's so interestingly palatated well let me just say this it wasn't an original idea because i had lunch with shannon while she was here a couple of days ago and we got chips like i just got like normal chips i'm cracking and she got sour cream and onion and like literally me and margo ate her whole bag of chips i was like that's a good

flavor she's influential to her core yeah literally like even her chips even her chips they were so good and then did you eat any of mine yesterday i had a couple they were good right yeah, right? Yeah. Sour cream and onions. You don't think of sour cream and onion when you're like at a place getting a wrap or a salad and they give you a bag of chips with it. You think like classic salt and vinegar. I wouldn't think that you would like sour cream and onion. I do not like green eggs and ham. It's kind of a crazy thing about me. I'm constantly feeling like I need to keep people on their toes and that's why I had those chips. And that is definitely shocker. Shocker.

Shocker. Shock to the system. It's a shock to the system for sure. I feel shocked. You look shocked. How about you guys? Feeling it? Feeling the shock?

Wait. Do you feel that? Shock. So we've got a great show for you guys today. I'm ready to dive in, Jax, if you are. You don't want to talk more about our favorite chip flavors? Oh. Because I could go on and on

About salt and vinegar I know you could I think salt and vinegar Is seriously one of the Most disgusting things I would be so shocked If you did like it Yeah

But you're missing out Like the way you feel About sitting down With like a pretzels And a Diet Coke Uh huh There is a similar experience Though a different taste

Palate Board Taste board To be had Yeah With salt and vinegar and diet coke and like that is just like you are so wrong for that no no i'm this is my truth i just don't think it's like natural to open a bag of chips and like stink up a whole facility do you know what i mean okay sour cream they don't they're so smelly they are not they're smelly they smell different than they taste even i actually like a crazy thing about me

because I'm such a snacker. I don't love chips. I know. You always want like fries with your wrap when I think a wrap should have chips. Oh, by the way, fries and chips are not like of equal merit. I can't even get into that.

Certain things, like I don't want fries with my sandwich. I would want chips. You are so, so, so wrong for that. It's my truth. It's not right or wrong. I think there's wrong i think there's chips and then there's the baked variety of chips baked lays baked ruffles to me those are the best

things on the planet but like fine but that's still chips yeah no but like people like chips culture like lays cape cod who actually eats yellow bag of lays a lot of people unless like they're being served it at fire festival a lot of people do and i just like i'm not into chips culture no i've said it when we have kettle chips there's so many well in the yellow bag in the hamptons i've noticed this because chips and like and chips as opposed to fries are like much more it's like a northeast new england kind of thing there's chips everywhere you go and they love the brand house yeah how's not my favorite no shade to house a little shade like get after it it's corner that market it's not my favorite i like cape cod i like that brand kettle you know the big k of course um

i like the like all american these are sort of like regional brands you're mentioning i like the ones that are sold in walmart's all across the country what tostitos lays fritos like small bag but what chips are you talking about you're saying you don't like regular lays no baked ice bake lays anything else are you talking about or just bake lays just bake lays oh no i like ruffles sour cream and cheddar ruffles they don't have those like even plain ruffles like the wavy ruffles gorgeous absolutely stunning yeah and there's nothing better a perfect chip especially with a sandwich jackie i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this there is nothing better than like a big all american barbecue with that huge like family size bag of plain ruffle weighties that to me is joy that to me is America

that's like that sandwich place we order from by me yes they love a ruffle and they're right for that and they're right to know that that's the best chip for a sandwich or a wrap because I also think that people take chips and they crunch them up for their salads for their wraps and like that salty plain ruffle is perfect for that as well. Now there is kind of a crazy thing that I don't do all the time. And I kind of like should start doing it more. So when you take a plain chip like that and you dip it in ketchup. Yeah, we did that more when we were kids. And that's like a brand of chip in Canada.

It's like super popular. They have like ketchup coating. I don't like that. It's Heinz brand. No, yucky. Like you have to make it from scratch. From scratch. You can't have it pre-packaged. Yeah. And the Lay's Heinz brand. No, yucky. Like you have to make it from scratch. From scratch. You can't have it prepackaged.

Yeah. And the Lay's are good for that, I will say. Should we do like a Patreon chip taste test? Okay. Just an excuse to like go eat chips. Yeah, and like get every chip under the sun. Right. We need to go to like a big all-American grocery store,

not these apothecary sundry provision places. But we're here. We need to go to Walmart. Like we need to make the drive. There's walmart like 45 minutes away we need to go okay and we work hard like that's just us being committed to our craft i'm so glad we had this conversation yeah no i feel like we were just cutting it off at its knees there's so much more to be said are you ready i am ready for the Fast Five stories that you need to know. And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Carraway.

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Ingrid Andres botches the national anthem. She's being roasted for her painful national anthem performance at the mlb hallmark derby so ingrid andres is a singer songwriter whom we adored up until 12 hours ago we still adore but you know a lot of people don't know her we love that song we um you'd be breaking more hearts than mine i think it's one of like the best written songs in the last 10 years. I agree. Her whole album is amazing. Her voice is beautiful. Yep.

She's a wonderful musician through and through. So maybe I'm best poised actually to speak on this. Because if this was someone I didn't know, I would be like, how are you working? Who gave this person this position? Can't carry a tune. So like I understand how she got here because she has a beautiful voice every other day of the week what I don't understand is how this happened and why this happened why did what what happened here does she not is she not as good of a singer as so she is on her album I don't know because I heard this and I thought to myself it's time for

a career change singing is not for you it was like it was crazy how you couldn't even hit one note right but to me ingrid andres is someone who like would have had an illustrious career like just songwriting say if she really didn't have a voice she only is like a front-facing musician because that's how like wonderfully she sings and writes music i don't feel like she's a pop star who was going to be a singer at note come what may and is singing other people's songs with other people's voices it's like if she couldn't sing she wouldn't be doing this at all so I don't think that she has a bad voice that she's been masquerading this whole time otherwise she wouldn't she just wouldn't be a singer yeah I would like to play it for people if it's okay like for the presentation of our nation's colors by the Texas Department of Public Safety Honor Guard.

Okay, let me just skip. And then Hendricks. And then Hendricks. Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed By the twilight's last Oh, it's a double whammy.

Who'd brought stripes and bright stars There are moments where it's not horrible. Oh, not the Whitney Houston run. Oh, not the Whitney Houston run. I think it's like part of the song. I just want to say these players are my heroes. Oh my God. It's really the second half where things really go off the rails. No, the first half is really bad too. The first half is bad, but I don't know if it would have been like viral crazy. Just like not good.

Those players, seriously, who didn't crack a smile are American heroes. Now, I want to say this. This is disgraceful. Like for real. I love the national anthem and I take it seriously not to be like a theater nerd. It's such a beautiful song and there's so many beautiful people who can sing it beautifully this is unexcusable the world stage the MLB all-star whatever the hell this was is a big deal yeah it's like this is actually unacceptable I find it disgraceful I find it disrespectful she owes the country an apology

she does not only did she sing it atrociously she also did mess up words which obviously is like a subplot here because obviously the vocals are a little bit more and also even if it sounded the way she intended for it to sound like the breathy like is yeah is that's what Fergie tried to do right but if even if it was done well is what I'm saying even if you sounded really good but you're still like making the national anthem sexy and breathy stop it no Jackie's so right about that they're even the some of the best singers are not equipped to sing the national anthem that's why it's such a special song is because only the Whitney's the Beyonce's people with these really

mega house voices can sing it so you're right even if she did do it with the rendition she was trying to do even if she did it perfectly it's not the vibe it's not the vibe the baby voice like stop it agreed Francis Scott Key is rolling over stop yeah Betsy Ross deserves more than this yeah we all do now I just think this is an important time for me to mention that a lot of people are comparing this to Fergie and I actually was in the audience I was in attendance for the Fergie National Anthem and and we all knew in that moment like things we knew we were witnessing history and i was like i hope people are watching because like i and i if i ever downloaded and logged into my snapchat i would be able to find

like my stories from that night because me and ben were dying it was so crazy and this is worse yeah it's only different because she's a lot less famous and like recognizable so people might not know like Fergie was this you know one name wonder Fergie that's the only difference but her performance is 10 times worse than Fergie's yeah because there is not one note that she truly hits no there's nothing redeemable about it it's really bad and I just want to say she looked in the footage she looked like a little drunk I hope she was because i needed a reason for the season and i think it was a weird select anyway like she's not the type of singer who a is famous enough for this sort of stage and b who can carry that tune like but also what's so great

about her music it's not even her voice she has a lovely voice on her songs it's the songwriting and the whole picture she's known more and i think she's more skilled as a songwriter like belty song it wasn't the best choice is not the choice i would have made and it was actually worse than anyone could have imagined yeah like we were so happy that day it's hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become when i think of who it could have done if they were going country like carrie underwood of course has a powerhouse vocal you know ability range like that um not everyone can do it yeah megan maroney if they wanted like a more up-and-coming it's hard i don't even know if megan maroney's voice is right for it i'd have to hear her her tape um but this is just it's unacceptable i'm sorry where does she go from here do you think that she can bounce back and ever be more than this national anthem well matt rogers made a video saying like

she is now being catapulted to a level of fame and success like she could only dream of that she will be performing at like we hope pride next week she's like about to become a gay icon so there is lore there and i have to say like they do say all press is good press i don't know yeah i don't know she is country and rogers las culturistas oh not bowen culture las culture the um he's always the other one and he's always on um watch up inside that's how i know him um and he's sort of like a commentator on culture much like ourselves and he says that you know this is huge this is huge and he's not wrong in the sense of like no ingrid andres was really never going to be of national note and maybe people yeah because like i liked her too much yeah and as you know everything jackie likes category of like things

that are well we're too good for this world and too good for this world but maybe people were like who's ingrid andres had she even get this and they go and listen to more hearts than mine they're like oh okay i could see how the choice was made fine if you find yourself like your interest peaking in ingrid andres might i recommend the song more hearts than mine yeah it's like listen to the words it's heartbreaking i can't wait to show you where i grew up run you around the footsteps of my town town. Then you'll meet my high school friends. Then I'm gonna miss you

and I'm gonna a few months now. Just sing the chorus. What's the chorus? If I take you home to mama I guess I better warn ya she falls in love a little faster than i do and my dad will check your tires pour your whiskey over ice and take you fishing but pretend that he don't like you

oh if we break up i'll be fine but you'll be breaking more hearts than mine still gives me chills no i have chills look at my leg oh yeah look at us chills the song gives us chills we're an amazing singer duo we should go on tour so what i'm saying all i have to say is that there's there is something there with ingrid andres you guys don't write her off just yet sound like in the comments did you get chills too because i feel like we gave everyone chills yeah collectively and like Ingrid Andres like you owe us yeah you owe us but all of that to say like don't write her off just yet no I won't like I'm going I would have never watched the home run derby if this if there was no internet I wouldn't even ever know she did this and I could go back to being

an Ingrid Andres stan and patriot simultaneously having said that as an Ingrid Andres stan and Patriot simultaneously. Having said that as an Ingrid Andres stan and a Patriot simultaneously, in order for me to move past this as a fan, she owes us an apology. Yeah. Like a thousand percent. And I want an explanation. Maybe an explanation.

Drinking, drugs, blame it on the fork. I don't care. Yeah, blame it on the fork. Say your husband was doing Fork of July. Say I was scrolling Instagram and I saw this series called Fork of July that disturbed me so deeply. I wasn't able to emotionally recover prior to my performance at the Home Run Derby.

I hope you can all understand. Please respect my privacy at this time. Literally say that. Please respect my privacy at this time. Thank you to the cast and crew. Yeah. And the lighting. Of course.

And craft services. Of course. Because it's always them at the end of the day who suffer. It's so true. So blame it on the fork what's for fork of july today um i believe we can put in a request i believe it's that pasta salad like that that he made last night like he banked some content no no he did post it then the salmon burger i don't want to spoil it sorry don't want to spoil it but shout out to those salmon burgers the kids

seriously they were gone in a second they wanted more more more i had one on top of my tailored farms i did not have one in a shock to nobody i had a separate dinner dinner made for myself we should make a request for a fudge today sure like i'm still waiting on the italian camper sandwich yeah but i'm waiting like when i want it for lunch it could be today because i didn't have breakfast your husband had a good call um like a really good mac and cheese yeah and then my husband he sends me these videos of sourdough which is great because like he's getting involved and there are all these creators who are like can i sourdough it and they'll put like i saw a pizza yeah like whatever um oreo sourdough and this person put mac and cheese that's disgusting he's like a serious chef so he like put mac and cheese

on the inside he great he put in a blender and sprinkled it the most disgusting thing i've ever seen like that's vile and i'm like like to my husband, you really want that? No, that's seriously. Really Bert? We get one loaf a day in this house. And by the way, by the end of the day, the loaf is completely gone. Please don't ruin it. Like just leave it.

And at this rate, I can say like it's baked fresh daily around here. It's giving provisions. It's BFD. The provisions are BFD here. And today I am embarking on a cinnamon raisin roll. If you guys are patrons your coffee your coffee did we spill it okay that was my fault if you guys are patrons you know my husband has been requesting a sweet sourdough roll oh yeah cinnamon there's lots of talk about

a potential cinnamon raisin loaf which I'm I'm not thrilled about you know I don't like raisins but the loaf that I have proofing right now is two loaves so you'll get your plain no I saw a loaf um the loaf that was baked fresh this morning yeah it's plain plain i saw it i don't know why whenever the loaves are out and like uncut i have to just walk by and like this is gonna be started i do this knock i'm just like oh look bread like i don't know why i have knocked i literally with my dirty hands touch every single loaf i don't know why i'm just like knock knock just to make sure like it passes the knock test. Oh, look at this. Knock, knock. Who's there, bread? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Sourdough, bitch. So just know my dirty hands are all over

like every single loaf that you've created. But the good news is by the time we're done with this episode, the loaf will have cooled enough for us to cut into it. And we will have like truly fresh bread that's still warm on the inside. I'm you want you um are bringing that up because i think there's just like one issue not with your sourdough but with sourdough in general like how long you have to wait not no i don't mind that that you wait but like by the time you wait it's not hot so like jackie made a loaf that was like perfect temperature i'm like let's just fucking cut this bitch open i'm starving she's like okay but she told me it's like not the way to do it and it was good but like in 30 seconds the loaf had completely deflated they need to work on that or could someone in the SD community let us know

like what's the amount of time we should wait after baking where if we cut it it will still be warm but it won't deflate because it's like done cooking because it's still like cooking on the it's annoying yeah so I'll leave it at that I think that's a fair criticism thank you I also like I hate for waiting things I hate waiting for things to cool. Like when you're baking cookies, like, and I know like at the end of the day, the cooling is such an important step. Personally, it's not going to happen. It adds hours to the sourdough process.

And just like torture. But this morning I was up at 730, so I was able to preheat the oven, get it in at 830, and now it'll be perfect for post. It's so good. Your bread is so good. I feel like, like, am I crazy or is everyone talking about your bread?

No, I mean, it's all my mentions and all my tags. Like you probably get tagged in what you get tagged in. Yeah. I get tagged in like Kamala Harris is like super cuts of her falling out of a coconut tree and people calling me like a genocide supporter. That's,

that's pretty much the extent of my mentions. I get sourdough tips and tricks. How fun.'s pretty fun it's a fun community yeah it is it is so um also everyone is talking about it like it's not just a feeling and everyone's also talking about ingrid andres it's ingrid andres and sourdough that's kind of the two big topics in culture today and i will hold space for an apology and for forgiveness because because we know her girl I am we and we know her but it's really hard when you listen to it it's unforgivable it's like it's one of my favorite songs too which makes it all the more difficult which one more hearts than mine or national anthem national anthem yeah yeah okay ready for our next story some more baseball news

okay because Kate Upton is talking about being a baseball wag i love kate upton i know and i feel like we don't get enough kate upton we get a decent amount we don't i follow her on tiktok and i have to say like whoever is doing her social media like absolutely needs to be fired it's like it's like seriously like what's in my bag and stuff it's like it's actually like piece of shit content and i like i i believe in kate upton you know and i know k Kate Upton can do better. Yeah. Cause she's a swirly. Yeah. At her core.

Like she's, she's our age. How would you feel if Kate Upton was making bad content at your age? And she really went viral, of course, like her body, but it was that video of her dancing and her personality. She has swirliness to her. It's so true. So it shouldn't be so hard for the social media manager. And like, I don't want to see what's in Kate Upton's bag.

I actually don't care. And it's like she joined TikTok to promote this company that she started. It's so clear that that's her goal. And that's fine. But people on TikTok are extremely clugged. They see right through. You need to do like 11 videos before you start promoting your new company. And I don't even know what it is.

Is it a beverage? I think it's a beverage. I'm not sure. Anyways, she's opening up on her absolutely insane life as a baseball wife after accidentally falling in love with Justin Verlander. So she was on Chicks in the Office podcast and she is married to Houston Astros picture,

Justin Verlander. She opened up about being a baseball wag. She said, quote, being a baseball wife is absolutely insane. Like this schedule is wild. It's so long. I didn't know. I accidentally fell in love.

I had no idea that there were this many games. Yeah, I think in WAG culture, sorry to use the slur. It's pretty much like everybody like feels bad for the MLB wives. It's like MLBs have it the worst and NFLs have it the best because there's only like 18 games. We talk about this a lot. So it's interesting to hear from her POV because MLB spring training takes place in February.

Then the 162 game regular season last six months from late March until late September or early October. Then the postseason takes another month. She said no consecutive off days, only Mondays and Thursdays. I'm like, I don't see him, especially when you start getting into late playoffs when baseball is so exciting. But you're like, I haven't seen my husband in months. They better win yeah and i think for the girlies who are married with kids like they don't travel with yeah i think most girlies wouldn't travel it's really um it's tough no i follow like some girls on tiktok and when i think before they have kids like yeah sure like maybe

even before they're married they don't want them like out there you're gonna go to every game as you should and it's like fun because like that's mlb like life you know live in the high life but i think once you like start to settle down like buy buy a house put down roots like you really can't no no you certainly cannot also justin vera leonard is always in the playoffs and like always winning really good seasons even longer yeah i imagine like being a MLB wag is difficult regardless. But like when your team and like your husband is like actually good at what they do, it makes it a lot harder. I wonder when he's going to retire. Not that he should, but he's 41 years old.

Yeah, it's pretty old. I like thought that he was retired for a while until he won the. No, I felt like right after he won. Remember they got. They win the World Series. World Series. He won the World Series and then they got married like three days later do you remember that i thought that was like yeah the perfect time to retire like seriously like you have a wife now still been winning and he's doing

amazing i know and that's great and everything but you have enough money you have a wife now like a family to think about like you won the world series what's a better way to go out than winning the world series when you're like 37 it's not like you're so young and it was this i remember when it happened it was like this against all odds thing uh-huh you have enough money you have a wife now let you know just let it be no but i feel like also when you're i feel like any athletic sports husband when they retire it's like a huge challenge in a relationship all of a sudden they're putzing around at home all day no purpose they've been waking up at five in their entire lives like since middle school high school to train for this one thing and now it's gone so you know what maybe for their relationship put it off as long as possible

especially while he's still winning you know who i think did it right and this is like one of my favorite couples to talk about for some reason derrick jeter because he met hannah jeter a little bit late in his career so i think that they were together while he was still an active player like not even for that long, like maybe one or two years. Then he retired and they settled down and had kids. And now they're the face of Jeep Wagoneer. And I think that like that pays the bills handsomely.

And he's like an investor. Yeah, no, he's like a classic Shark Tank guy. Yeah. And I think that they did it perfectly. Yeah, not every athlete who retires feels lost. I think it's a really easy hole to fall into. And it makes complete sense. No,

I mean, a rod, like he doesn't stop working. He has a million businesses, like a million things because you gotta, he's also like a broadcaster, which is a big job too. Yeah.

I think Derek Jeter does a little broadcasting as well. Yeah. That's classic. I like love Derek Jeter and I know nothing about him. Like I don't, I baseball in my sports, you know, broadcasting experience, like it's just a blind spot for me. I think you can feel good in your love for him because I read Mariah Carey's book.

Did you read it? No. And she wrote really lovely things about him. I started Mariah Carey's book and like, let me tell you that shit was like dense and like too well written. It was like highly intellectual. Yeah. And I was like, this is not what I want to read. No, no not at all and i know there's like a lot of really good like because

you're always bringing it up because there's a lot of like good interesting relevant things i i actually like i'm not smart enough to read mariah carey's like it's shockingly intellectual yeah and that's a shame so i'll just keep giving you the facts as they come but what did she say about him oh that he was like, he was such a great positive force in her life. Like all good things. I want to look at pictures of them. Like when they dated,

that's like fun. I, that was before my time as a socially conscious human being. Yeah. Yeah. When like you would have to like go to the library to get on the computer. Correct. Mariah and Jeter.

Oh my God. How cute are they? Show me to me, Rachel. They're me to me rachel they're so cute no they're so cute i love them so much wow he was a cutie like he's not ugly now he's just like not like you know hot mcgee but i guess for a time like he was like the hottie of the century yeah that's really cute like mariah mariah carey like is i know she a book, but that was like a really good call. You know, she's like the type of person who should write a book. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Someone else that we were talking about recently, I was feeling like should write a book. Who? I'm not going to remember, but good luck to them. So yeah, Kate Upton,

baseball wag. It's a hard life, but someone's got to do it. And I love like her, you know, sharing that with us. Extremely brave. Are you ready for our next story? What number is this? Yes. It's some news that we should have spoken about. but someone's gotta do it and i love like her you know sharing that with us extremely brave are you ready for our next story what number is this three yes it's some news that we should have spoken

about yesterday but it happened late last week so i forgot but alec baldwin oh yeah has the charges dismissed against him in the rust case so alec baldwin burst into tears as the judge in his rust case dropped the involuntary manslaughter charge against him on Friday after his defense attorneys argued the prosecutors had buried evidence. Quote, the late discovery of this evidence during trial has impeded the effective use of evidence in such a way that has impacted the fundamental fairness of the proceedings, the judge said. Before the jury was brought into the courtroom on Friday, the third day of the trial, his attorney asked for the case against his client to be dropped, claiming that prosecutors sat on evidence that would have helped shed light

onto how live ammunition was brought on the set of the Western movie Rust in 2021. He was indicted by a grand jury in January and was rehearsing a scene on the set of the movie when the gun he was holding killed Helena Hutchins and injured the director. But he has insisted in interviews he did not pull the trigger of the gun or know why it contained live ammunition. His lawyers claim that a man named Troy Tes tesky a friend of fel reed the father of convicted rust armor hannah guterres reed who was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter turned over ammunition to authorities that he thought was connected to the case um wait he didn't even pull the trigger

alec ball no he i don't i don't know that but like still it goes to like even if he did pull the trigger he's filming the movie yeah why was it real of course so someone connected to the armorer turned over ammo that was like i think this is connected to the case and they that was never turned into evidence so the prosecutor said we're talking about a prosecution that didn't preserve those bullets that didn't collect them at all that didn't turn them over this is critical evidence in the case that was never disclosed to us. We were entitled to it. This case should be dismissed, your honor.

And it was. No, by the way, that's facts. The wheels of justice. They turned slowly, but they did turn. And I think this is the right call. This will go down in history as like one of the craziest things that's ever happened. And like, I don't know if I'll ever get over it. Like literally it's the craziest thing.

And I don't think Alec Baldwin like was to blame really at all. Um, but it's just like a crazy thing about Alec Baldwin. Is that like, he's like killed someone. Yeah. There's a small list of celebrities who have killed people. Now they're not all the same.

Cause I do believe like zero blame is lies on Alec Baldwin. But like, you know, of course, Caitlyn Jenner, Chris souls. Um, you know, uh, one people don't really know. And let me just, before I slander, you know, course caitlyn jenner chris souls um you know uh one people don't really

know and let me just before i slander you know someone's name let me just triple check you know him yes i only learned that recently and it's it's it's a thing right it sounds familiar yeah i'm yeah matthew broderick on august 5th 1987 while driving a rented car outside of tempo northern ireland crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with another car the driver anna gallagher and her mother were both killed so he's double homicide oh my god yeah that's this is just like an interesting thing. Celebrities who have killed people.

Cool. Does anybody care? Yeah. It's just a little harrowing. Here. IMDB. Thank you. Celebrities who have killed people.

It's spooky. Gypsy Rose. Well, she's not a celebrity like who has killed people. She's a person who killed someone and then became a celebrity. Yeah. That's different. That's like, you know, the Zodiac Killer, Ted Bundy.

You know, those are famous killers, not... Okay, okay. You know? Yeah. I don't recognize a lot of people on this list, like in terms of their names.

I imagine, you know, it's hard to go far when you've killed someone. Of course. Howard Hughes killed someone? Who? Killed a pedestrian with his car. Yikes.

Yeah. Laura Bush? Who is that, the wife? That's George W.'s wife. She ran into another car and killed her friend, a 17-year-old friend and classmate in the 60s damn matthew broderick there he is double oh of course oj simpson of course how could we forget snoop dog wait this list is crazy he was arrested for murder of a rival gang member philip

wolder marion although snoop's bodyguard mckinley lee was the one to do the actual shooting okay that's different okay it doesn't really like associated yeah but i don't know if that really would like get you on this list no i agree most of these are vehicular brandy um into 2006 she struck and killed a 38 year old awatef abu dihaj while driving another car i just would also i know this list can't be that comprehensive but like were any of these people like who was in the wrong i guess like if they were drunk driving and they killed someone they would likely have gone to jail so like maybe the other person could have been the drunk driver i think that's all in terms of people's names i recognize from this particular list oh jr smith who's that oh it says act no jr

smith yeah he used play linux that's how i recognize his name vehicular as well i think he has to be an actor in order to be on i agree yeah they put after it's so true okay i think that's it you could also athletes well yes of course aaron hernandez yeah oh there's caitlin jenner that that guy in texas just a few weeks ago who was like a really bad i don't know if he if anyone wound up dying but it was a horrible car crash and he just like walked away oh very famously phil lewis mr mosby from oh my god yes i knew this um he was arrested after he accidentally killed isabel duarte a resident of bethesda maryland in a car crash he was charged with manslaughter and driving while intoxicated damn up there's alec baldwin number 76 on the list oh it was in dallas but it was a chiefs player wait i'm shocked wait hold on one a six car crash who was it a chiefs player

yeah okay jackie wait here's two more luther vandross yeah um also vehicular wait jackie mitt romney he's on the list they were traveling on dangerous roads in southern france as they drove through the village of bernos belac a mercedes that was passing a truck missed a curve and swerved into the opposite lane hitting romney head on i mean that's like not you killing someone if somebody hits you that's what i'm saying trapped between the steering wheel and the door the unconscious romney had to be pried from the car A French police officer mistakenly wrote That he was dead on his passport

Oh that's funny Well that's not funny Yeah that's crazy Damn Okay Well That's the end of the list Alec Baldwin charges dismissed

Oh right What a weight lifted off from him I mean for the last three years We really couldn't talk about alec baldwin while also being like you know alleged sharing right so i think you know i'm happy for him i can't imagine the relief that he feels for sure so happy for him and ilaria as well are you ready for our fourth story no no are you ready for our fourth story no it's brought to you by splash refresher an integral brand when it comes to the influencer wagon and when it comes to swirly summer when it comes to swirly summer so as you guys know i have recently become obsessed beyond with the splash

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sharing how rihanna helped her amid her divorce from benjamin millipied okay so remember a few months ago she ran into natalie portman and rihanna ran into each other outside of a fashion show and rihanna was like fawning over natalie portman and like everyone was shocked including natalie including us yes yes yes so on the tonight show natalie portman was like everyone was shocked including natalie including us yes yes yes so on the tonight show natalie portman was tearing up recalling the time she met rihanna so rihanna had no trouble straightening natalie portman's crown um natalie became emotional while recalling a powerful i just need to talk about that line you just read just pretend i didn't no it's not a reflection on you it's not a reflection on you entertainment tonight like it's doing the work

but can we talk about like how writers each other's crowns yeah like this whole trope whether it's writers or just like memes or stuff where it's like two women supporting each other it's like her crown i just think like seriously jail for anybody who indulges in that sort of vernacular like lock me up and throw away the key because i read it but jackie you didn't write it i don't i don't hold you responsible i don't place any blame a microphone i you did like i deserve what's coming if i was doing the stories today which i never would be like i would have just skipped past that line i didn't see that line because i was you didn't see it coming because i would i skipped like what she had said but she became emotional on the tonight show while recalling a powerful exchange she shared with the singer amid her recent divorce so the interaction went

down in january i guess it was a few months ago outside of theior show, the moment was captured on video and quickly went viral and the toast talked about it and everything. And everything. She said it was an amazing experience for me. I think every woman going through a divorce should get to have Rihanna say to her that she's a bad bitch. No, that's funny. Ha ha. But not every woman going through a divorce does get that. And I agree with her that I think it would help. But her bragging about it seriously is not helping any of these recently divorced women for real fix their crowns natalie fix their crowns wow i think it's a relatable moment yeah most of you won't get that right but it's like all to say like that meant so much to natalie who knew what she was going through but just even

hearing that and she's a rock star in her own right let me ask you a question let's say you're going through something maybe not divorce but like something really hard personally. Who is like a famous person who could like say to you, like you're seriously the baddest bitch to ever do it. Like don't sweat. And who, who,

who would it be that would like actually fix your problems? I just sounded like Harry. Who, who would it be? So it depends. It depends what I'm going through. Okay.

I feel like I would want someone who's kind of been through what I've been through. Let's say a breakup. Oh, a breakup? Cause that's the story here okay so a divorce yeah I hate to like say the word divorce about people who are actively like happily married I think it's like such a bad omen yeah and like there are people who like fight with their husbands and like sling

that word around like we don't I think the word is like okay so I'm going through something difficult you know even though I've been like clowning on her a lot recently and like she's just like not doing it for me these days someone who like I really do admire and respect and like her words would mean a lot is kim yeah i knew you were gonna say that what about you tailored dead or alive alive okay because joan obviously like would would help yeah but i guess unless theresa caputo is helping me speak to her then that's not an option yeah and then of course el, like if he told me I could get through it, I could get through anything. but you would need to talk to Kim first to give you the confidence that you

could then meet Elon and date him. Cause you're going through breakups. You're single. Totally. Who would you want to date? Like if you were like in a serious way, not like celebrity crush, like who do you think is hot?

Like who is a celebrity who you actually think would be like a good husband? Let's say, you know, God forbid, God forbid, it didn't work out with you and Zach. That's a really crazy question. Cause like, I love joe mancinello but i wouldn't want to be married to him i like i don't think he would be a good husband honestly like i i wouldn't want to

be married to elon you wouldn't that would make you the wealthiest woman in america oh i guess and so i could just like because he's kind of not a one woman man no and he's kind of like a toxic partner based on what we know based on what i read in the book, like, it's not all roses. And, like, I'm not cut out for that. Like, I don't exist in toxicity. I don't have toxic relationships, like, with, like, mudslinging fights. Like, I'm actually not the right partner for him. Or maybe I could just be, like, a steady force. No, but Elon, like, wasn't put, and I think he would admit this, like, he wasn't put on this earth to, like, be a good husband. Yeah. He was put on this earth to, you know, make change you know how we travel through space time continuums all that but i don't think like being a other half is in the cards for him it's like he said on snl like i'm a genius you didn't think i was going to be

cool too or a good husband too right yeah right and also to make a lot of little elons to carry the work on and do you think that like your womb is equipped for that because i don't know is hospitable for little Elon's? Right. Like a million of them? Because he doesn't stop. Yeah. But he spreads it out.

No one woman has really. Except for the first wife. He's kind of like Cody from Sister Wives. Yeah. Just like impregnating different women. But because he's a billionaire. I guess people do give him shit for it anyway. Like it's not like he gets off scot-free.

It's like the running joke. No. No. Him and Nick Cannon. It's the running joke. Yeah. Yeah. But he don't give a rip.

Not a rip. All is to say. So who would you want to be married to oh i don't know i didn't have an answer but also like we don't really know these people no it's so true i couldn't say because i'm sure like the person that we think is the nicest peter facinelli like he's maybe a monster don't you dare disgrace the great peter facinelli maybe a monster behind closed doors there's no way because we know him and his ex jenny garth who like who got who were married and had a kid and had like a kind of tumultuous divorce we know that they're actually on really good terms now because they did a podcast together so even like the person who would hate you most in this world like your ex that's true like still has respect for you he's

a good person it's a testament okay so peter facinelli yeah that's who we'd want to marry peter facinelli and anyways natalie portman just she's a girl at the end of the day going through a breakup she is i will say she's not a girl like i particularly like like or care about no so just wanted to say that because like i said i'm a true american and i'm a hater yeah no but the thing is i don't have hate i don't have hate i don't have love it's just indifference i don't really like her iconic movies are not iconic to me i never saw black swan never like stood out for me yeah i missed the boat there thousand percent and that's okay it is that's okay our fifth and final story is like some exciting like well je ne sais quoi like marketing i'll just hit marketing travel historic news if i may

that's not a thing but okay travel historic marketing news literally Pan Am is bringing luxury back to the skies who remembers that tv show I mean anyone who has a modicum of taste a one season wonder on ABC about the fabulous like airline in the wet 60s who got their start on that show somebody like really famous like we'll see it from somebody really famous that we only know because of pan am but now it's like super famous no i i feel that i don't know why i thought it was like margot robbie but it's not okay so far i don't recognize anyone ashley green margot robbie really yeah oh there literally margot robbie she got her oh and Ashley Green. Margot Robbie. Really? Yeah. Oh, there. Sorry, I missed it. She got her.

Oh, and Christina Ricci. She was famous before. Margot Robbie was on Pan Am. That's like kind of, I think, what she would consider her first big break. I'm obsessed. We need to rewatch. We need to rewatch. Even though it was like literally one season.

Do more. Do better. Well, what they are doing is they're bringing back those elegant days of flying. So Pan Am, the beloved long defunct airline that earned a reputation for cruising in style and great comfort has announced a special 12-day comeback journey next summer and it costs a whopping 65 000 for a solo ticket with a slight discount for two travelers oh my god imagine like doing this by yourself like i climb into bed and i start feeling sad you know who needs to do it brian yeah he will he probably already he probably got a free ticket though.

Because that's so Brian. Do you think that too? Me and Brian? Literally. That's like our Venn diagram converging. Pan Am. It's so true. Rest assured that number covers most meals and beverages

and comes with complimentary swag bags, according to the website. Just for one flight? Yeah. So it's confusing how it's going to work. But from June 27th until July 9th, you can relive a golden age of travel and marvel at your soaring credit card bill as travel company Criterion partners with the shuttered shuttler for an intercontinental extravaganza spanning nearly two weeks. Oh, so it's a two-week trip. Yeah, there are only 50 seats open on the commemorative flight. The pricey plan is a circuit from New York to Bermuda, Lisbon, Portugal,

oh no, Lisbon, Portugal, Marseille, France, London, England, and Foyne's Cayma. That's my favorite restaurant. It is. Foyne's Ireland, the airline's original transatlantic destination, and then back to the Big Apple. Okay, so it's like a two-week, by the way, Brianrian's not gonna do this like you can't get him like bogged down for two weeks like i thought it was like one flight you don't think he wants to go to marseille comma

france no i think he's gonna have a writer of his like do the whole thing and write it up who do you think will go i don't know um also about this let me say this do you want more deeds no they'll be staying at the four seasons in lisbon the waldorf in new york oh i guess the water should be back open then oh wow that's huge oh this is what i was gonna say because mark cuban was just on howard stern talking about this because it reminds me you know he was talking about this no no no something something similar that it reminded me of in like the early i want to say 2000s, American Airlines did a thing where it's like for $145,000, you could get this type of global pass that you could fly anywhere in the world. You and a

companion first class for free. If you paid $145,000 a year, once a one-time payment. And it ended up being this like big, like, I don't know how they didn't think it through, but it was like the dumbest thing ever. Cause anybody who could afford it did it. Cause it made so much sense. And they lost so much money. They had to discontinue it. But I do believe that if you bought it, it's still to this day is intact. And Mark Cuban ended up transferring it to his dad. He got a one-time transfer. Um, and he was talking about it. It was like the greatest thing he ever did. He had just sold his company for his first company for $6 million. So he wasn't like crazy, crazy wealthy, but he had $145,000. And it was like the craziest thing that he ever did and this reminds me of that oh

that's cool yeah there are a couple of like famous like flops from airlines releasing things this is like a one time this is like going to be that's like our favorite airline song who remembers delta's song it was owned by delta it was like really an airline geared for kids it was like fun there was in there on the tvs like there was games you would play with the other passengers on the plane i'm surprised that wasn't successful since like kids on airplanes is such a divisive topic and you would think if there was just like a family friendly like geared towards kids airline that it would be really popular we flew it all the time as kids yeah let me google like see what why it flopped and it was backed by delta so it was so song was a low-cost

air service within an airline brand opened by delta its main focus on was on leisure between the northeast and florida that's literally it was us we were always going to florida yeah and it was compared with competed with jet blue yes the song brand was placed on more than 200 flights a day which carried over 10 million passengers the airline was notable for affordable prices, luxury amenities. Oh, look at us. Look at us. It was dissolved in 2006 following Delta's bankruptcy restructuring with all of Song's aircrafts, routes, and staff reverting to Delta.

Many of Song's more popular features- Wait, who's bankrupt? Delta or Song? Delta. Oh, so it was kind of like not Song's fault. Not Song's fault. It just kind of fell through the cracks. Many of their more popular features,

including leather seating, personal entertainment systems systems and simpler booking system were integrated into delta flights as part of its post-bankruptcy rebranding they had this last flight took off on april 30th 2006 we were probably on it we flew that shit so much because we were like when we were kids the only place we were flying like was florida like to see our cousins no i'm obsessed no and honestly i think they should really think about bringing it back. Cause obviously it was just like a hard time for Delta 2006, obviously on the cusp of the crash. I think it was a hard time for everyone, but I do think like an airline that's specifically targeted towards family travel. Nothing that I read was that it was family travel, but it was the low cost airline. It was definitely for family travel. I'm

sorry. Like look at every headline. Delta's low cost brand. It was their low cost airline. It was definitely for family travel. I'm sorry. Like. Look at every headline. Their games. Delta's low cost brand. It was their low cost brand. I didn't even know that. Like I thought it was like their kids brand. Yeah. No.

And like the games. It was just green and blue. The TV that everybody had. Like had games you could compete. Like in Sudoku against the person next to you. Yeah. Or like anyone on the plane. You would just get their seat number.

Yeah. It was kind of amazing. Yeah. We love that shit. Bring back song does anybody like to song mean anything to anybody else or just us let us know sound off in the comments and did we give you goosebumps right and do we forgive ingrid andres lots of questions being posed she hasn't asked for forgiveness yet so true like let's wait for the apology

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