The Toast - Pee Pee Before Sleepy: Thursday, July 9th, 2026

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:09 It's Jackson, Claude and neighbor show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. If we look refreshed, it's because we are. No Love Island. We caught up on our sleep. We're ready to go. We've got dear toasters. Hey, Jacks. How you, Dern? I'm Dern good. Yes. One night free from Love Island. And it was one of the better nights of my summer.
Starting point is 00:00:40 The flush has returned to her. You wreck. So we weren't bogged down by like this genuinely disturbed group of individuals. Yeah. I actually wouldn't have even been able to watch last night given how my evening went. You were ready for like a parchedy evening of mage. But little baby Paxton said no. He said no, mama.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Not for you, but like I ended up just going to bed. Yeah. It was like a, you know, I was a bed night. I have two things to say. Mm-hmm. First. That July 9th, the beat of your heart. It jumps through your shirt.
Starting point is 00:01:11 I can still feel you. your arms and now one i go sit on the floor watching your clothes wearing your clothes sound that i know is i don't know how to be someone you miss that's beautiful yes of course and i know you said it that was like a segue birthday eve i want credit like i have been so chill like i'm so not like other girls it's honestly annoyingly chill because like when the day comes, you're going to be like, rat-tata, what are we doing? What did you plan?
Starting point is 00:01:46 No, no, no, no, no. Or if the day passes and it's not special, you're going to be like it wasn't special. No, no, no. I feel like I've been so chill, first of all. Like, let's just go back to that. Like, I haven't even brought up the fact, like, at all this week, not once on the show.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I brought it up that tomorrow's my birthday. Okay. And that's just on growth. And second of all, I really mean, everyone's like, what do you want to do? It's Shabbat. I want to have like a beautiful Shabbat dinner with my family. The day, like, we'll come do the toast.
Starting point is 00:02:07 maybe we'll have lunch, like, what we usually do. Do I need to make a resi? No, no, no, no, no. Every day is special when we're together. Like, for real. I actually saw someone saying, like, because we were saying how there's not PFFB because we're together,
Starting point is 00:02:20 and they were like, well, why don't you tell us how your trip is? Our trip is going amazing. Yeah, like, how many different ways do you want us to say, like, we're having the best time, so we're always stubborn to rub it in, you know, because it's not that it hurts you, it just hurts you, you know? And also, it's funny, like, there's not a lot to say when things are so great.
Starting point is 00:02:37 No, of course. That's why, like, my, my professional life is always slang when my personal life is going through it. Like, when I have lots to complain about, like, those are the episodes, you know? When things are going amazing. Yeah. Like, nobody wants to hear about that, sweetie. No, it's like, our house does not have mold. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:53 We rented a great house this year. There are hydrangeas. Like, we're seriously in heaven. I, like, obviously, like, I'm not where I want to be at physically, but, like, I'm learning to live with it. Like, yeah. It's all good. It's all good in the hood. The fun boy floats.
Starting point is 00:03:07 arrived. It just keeps getting better. And nobody wants to hear that. Like nobody wants to hear that. So yeah, we'll just dive in, you know. We've been farming. We've been walking. We've been going for so many walks. You've been swimming. We've like seriously, we've never been closer and we've never ever been happier. Is that me you guys want to hear? Is that me one here? And how many different ways can we really say that? Can we say that for 20 minutes a day? No, but the Romanoffs went through it. Right. Talk about people who weren't having a swirly summer. Who were not. not having Shalom Ba'i. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:39 And the house, in the bite of special purpose. A thousand percent. So that's how our trip's going. We have deer toasters today. We have an update on a decades old deer toasters. I'll leave it at that. It's when we recently unearthed. Speaking of decades old toasters, we're sort of went viral yesterday for our, um, oh, for
Starting point is 00:03:59 our take on a viral trend. For our piece of viral content. Yeah, everyone's like doing, it's actually a really funny trend where it's like, you basically pretend to sit down for a documentary. they're like me if they ever made a documentary about like having a fat app. Like that's literally me. And so we did it being like us like sitting down for a documentary if Netflix ever makes a documentary on toxic Facebook groups. And so Jack and I just spent the morning talking about like that era of our career. It was such a crazy time. Yeah. And the comments
Starting point is 00:04:22 are really taking me back. They're cracking me up. When I think of the toxic Facebook group, like I have my core moments, right? Of course. Ashley Jessica RN. Other people are like browned girl. Ruthie. Ruthie. Ruthie. Jonah. And let me tell you, I love the name Ruthie. like for a baby. But I feel like once I named my first baby Ruby, I can never do like a Ruby and a Ruthie. It would be such a confusing household. So now I can say that like at one point
Starting point is 00:04:44 that was definitely on my list. Yeah. And then the lore of like Jonah Hill like only made me love the name even more because at Ruthie, she was a great girl. She was a great girl. So justice for Ruthie, but the comments there were so funny.
Starting point is 00:04:54 People were saying like, I miss this time of toast. Like can we get a Patreon deep dive? Oh, sure. I thought they make more Facebook groups. Have we not done that? Have we not beat that horse dead? Have we not done toast Facebook toxic groups
Starting point is 00:05:06 out of glass. I don't know if we've ever done a dedicated episode, but it somehow comes up in every deep dive. Like, maybe we should do the documentary about it. That would actually be like a funny Patreon. What's so funny that you're going to love is like I actually recently met a documentary filmmaker. And he was like, do you ever like want to do like a documentary? I want to do a documentary about it like just for Patreon, like as an episode on Patreon. Of course. Patreon. Of course. Patreon.com slash your toes. I don't actually like want to get involved. And then of course, like people are coming out from like their own toxic Facebook groups being like, ha ha. Of course. We weren't the only ones. Have you guys heard of the Skitt Confidential?
Starting point is 00:05:37 Hers was really bad. Yeah. Hers had to be shut down. So did ours. All's did. Yeah, right. All's did. There are still groups because people back home, I'm not in it, but people always
Starting point is 00:05:45 talk about the Upper East Side mom's Facebook group. Did it start as a toast group? No, no, no, no. But it is like a quintessential toxic mom Facebook group. Like, the things I hear from my friends who are in it, like, are so crazy. They're always sending me screenshots. So some of those groups still do exist, but it was very much like a 20-20 era type thing. Yeah, no, but it was different when it was like for your favorite podcaster show or
Starting point is 00:06:06 whatever it is, but it was a lot of podcasts. Like if you had a podcast, you just had a group. You made a Facebook group to associate with. That's just what you did. It's just what you did. It was kind of felt like, you know, you make an Instagram for your podcast. You make a Facebook group for your podcast. Like, that's what it was.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah. It was such a crazy time. It was. So that was a fun trip down memory lane. And yeah. Oh, and then I had my own day yesterday. Like I said that I would. Yeah, we promised everyone about it.
Starting point is 00:06:33 And then I didn't tell you about it. So do you want to hear about it? part, yeah, because I came home and did nothing. So I went around Swamp and got myself lunch because I didn't have a meal the day before. So Bethany. And I had a delicious ahit tuna salad. Wow. And then I picked up some nice things for the house, of course, some sweet treats.
Starting point is 00:06:49 We had tacos for dinner, so I got like some guac, some chips. I didn't go crazy because I could only carry so much. Of course. But I did do what I said I was going to do when I went around. You're a woman of your word. I am. A woman of integrity. Then I went shopping, like I said I was going to do.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I got this new cup. It's Ralph Lauren coffee cup. I love shopping for cups. I love this cup. So can I say? I was so excited to wake up this morning and use my new cup. Yeah, no, I get it. Cup culture, I feel like it used to pass me by.
Starting point is 00:07:17 You see people like showing off their cabinets of cups. I'm like, seriously, you guys are crazy how many cups do you need. And some people do take it too far, like beating each other up to get like the Starbucks collabs. But like I fully get now like the cup obsession. I just want myself a new Stanley. And I just want to say not to like put Stanley on blast, but if you're paying full price for a Stanley. You didn't. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah. No, I would never. You got it at home goods. That's what I'm saying. Do you know how many they have at home goods? I guess they're like the overstock colors or whatever. This is a cute purple cup. Oh, you would say, I thought you were saying if you're paying full price for a Stanley,
Starting point is 00:07:44 like it better not leave. No, no, no. If you're paying full price for a Stanley, like you're dumb. Like, do not ever pay, unless it's like a brand new collab with Love Shack Fancy, like that I understand. I once paid so much money for a Stanley. I know. I always think about the fact that you told me one time you bought a $60.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I think it was like $80. Yeah, I'm sorry. Do you know how many they have at T.J.MX Home Goods and Marshall's like hundreds of brand. And it's not like their duty brown. And they're not Fannley. They're Stanley. They're Stanley brand. I saw pink.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I saw blue. I saw green. They have something for everyone. Boys, girls. What are you buying a Stanley full price for? Every time I go to T. J.MX Marshalls and Home Goods, I'm like so surprised that they have Stanley. So I don't know why I'm surprised, but they have like racks and racks of them.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yeah. Guys, cardboard tip of the day. Cardboard tip of the day. Do not be buying Stanlies? Or you could buy this one. How much did you buy your Ralph Lauren Cup? I don't even know. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:08:28 And I need to have a referendum on Apple Pet. because yesterday I hit the shops. I was just, I had a little bit of like time in between my two activities, so I was just had time to kill. And like, I will buy anything anywhere. And with Apple Pay, like, it's out of control. Apple Pay is, people always compare different things. Like it's monopoly money.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Apple pay is monopoly money. Like I think the act of having to get my credit card out of my bag would make me stop and think about what, is it worth doing that? Yeah. And I would love to actually remove Apple Pay for my phone in an attempt to save money. but it's a life-saving device. Of course. If I'm ever out,
Starting point is 00:09:03 like, if you ever, part of, like, being a New Yorker is, like, growing up, getting into a cab and, like, realizing you don't have your wallet. Like, it was such a scary thing. You're like, what do you do? No, not with Apple Pay.
Starting point is 00:09:11 That's a thing in the past. Like, for my safety, I have to have it. I actually got my manicure and I intended to pay with, like, my card and then tip and cash. And I, I didn't have my wallet. Right. I didn't have it. That never happens to me.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I was like, you take Apple Pay? Thank God. But, like, it's really a dangerous device in the hands of the wrong person, me. How many cards do you have on your Apple Pay? Just one. I got about four. Just one.
Starting point is 00:09:31 And she goes hard in the paint. Yeah, I saw I used it yesterday. You saw me use it yesterday? I used it. Oh, you used mine. Like, I guess my receipts from Apple Pay are on my phone. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Excuse me. I didn't buy that today. No, then you get to see like the vendors, real, real company holding, holding company names. Yeah, like I was buying sunglasses, sunscreen. I went to the hardware store. Of course, I could find something there. What did you need at the hardware store? I didn't find what I needed
Starting point is 00:09:57 But I got another collapsible laundry basket Always good to have Always good to have in the house Because I had been previously sharing a hamper with Max And I thought we could each have our own Oh, that's kind of indulgent I share a hamper with Ruby and Ben I share a hamper with Zach
Starting point is 00:10:11 But I just thought like Paxty needed his own little one I might have gotten a little something for my sister Me? Oh, why? Is there a special day coming up That I haven't brought up? I might have gotten you a little bit of something Well, I would hope so. It's a special day.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I don't even remember what that store was. So, yeah, and I hit seven stores. Go you. Charge it. Shopping is her cardio. It really was. You, like, need that T-shirt. Oh, and also the game is changed because I have my Tesla here, which can parallel park.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I personally can't parallel park. And, like, so ordinarily, I actually wouldn't have gone to Ralfloran because it's only parallel parking. Well, there's parking in back. It's like a long walk. It's just too much. I didn't want to go that badly. but there was a spot right out front. Tessie parked for me. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Like I love loving in this day and age. Like we said yesterday. I really felt like a modern woman. You are a modern woman. Yeah. No, but I really was taking advantage of all of the modern conveniences yesterday. I got a pair of shorts from Raffloran. I went down to size, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Oh, wow. I'm like very aware of my size right now, which I never. Oh, that's upsetting. He like, because I don't know, I got like these pants. And I was like, oh, I like how these fit. This is my size. my size. And then I got like another pair of pants because these are like a little bit loose. So I was like maybe I could get the next size down and yeah. They fit. I obviously don't love
Starting point is 00:11:32 wearing shorts but given the fact that we are like hardworking women who podcast with our legs out. Full body podcast. I can't really wear short. I wouldn't like I'm just not in a position. I think it might most fit. I like twice wore shorts on the podcast. It's just crazy to wear shorts on the podcast. So it really limits what I can wear over the summer. And try being an influence of her day. Try it. Yeah. Like I couldn't sit like this. and shorts. Correct. I literally wouldn't dream of it. So yeah, it's not a short, but like for the other days, and the other half of the day. So we have stories that are
Starting point is 00:12:04 the stories. Nothing true. In a positive or negative way. Neither. They're the stories. Like some days are obviously a cup run with over. Other days this drought. We have Kylie for Duncan. Oh, you know what? We don't. I almost did it yesterday. Well, can we just briefly talk about it before we dive in? No, no, I'll add it. We're like, we're here now. Like, it's on the tip of my tongue. Yeah. I just want to say like If I don't have anything nice to say, I don't want to say anything at all. I hated it so much for so many reasons.
Starting point is 00:12:30 One, like I'm so over going back into the archives and like King Kylie era. It's like you've done so much. You're iconic now. You're more iconic now. So like it's giving husband, which she's not. Two,
Starting point is 00:12:39 like she's very much in her brand deal era. Like I feel as though you don't remember there was a rumor that the Kardashians were broke like a couple years ago. It is giving broke. Like I just want to say. Because like billion. Oh, I don't think she's broke.
Starting point is 00:12:48 The meta thing I didn't scoff at because like when you're a billionaire, you could still do brand deals, but they have to be like a worth of time. I think she, I don't know, in the last year or so, like, has become so popular, so respected. So she's always been like very cool. But, you know, in reality circles, whatever. And like, I don't know, now it's with Timothy and just everything she's doing.
Starting point is 00:13:05 And she is just seriously, like, the most influential person on the planet, the coolest person on the planet. And I think like she is now getting paid so much money for these things. You know, back in the day, you used to do like the gummies and like sugar bear hair. And still, that was probably like a million dollars of post and she was like making money that way. but I think the money is so good for brand deals for her right now. Because every brand, any brand on the planet, she's got her finger on the pulse.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Would be so lucky to have her as their spokesperson. It's true. The creative for this campaign, like I just couldn't have hated more. I agree. And also, like, I actually think, first of all, she's so pretty,
Starting point is 00:13:37 she can't look bad. But I think actually, like, the glam here, like, she looked, that was not good glam. No, it wasn't. The pink hair washed her out. And the outfit wasn't good. And just the overall.
Starting point is 00:13:46 When she goes back and does it, King Kylie, like, she always looks pretty, so she, like, still looks cool. But this was, like, bad. The overall aesthetic was like not in. It was like, it was a, I feel like at the time King Kylie was awesome, but if we did it now, it would be like, oh, actually.
Starting point is 00:13:58 It was the trend of the time. Yeah. Now it gives Chuggy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't like it. I didn't like it either. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:14:05 I'm sure the paycheck was so big. How much? What did we say? She was like, I'll wear whatever wig you want. For META, we thought what? She got like $100 million. I think for Duncan, she got $20. 10. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:15 15. So I don't think she's work. I just think the money's really good right now. Yeah. And not every Kardashian. can say that. Not every celebrity can say that. I think like Mariska, she's going through. Well, you know, your currency comes and goes. Like, you're hot and you're not. So you do up to cash in when you're hot. I just thought this one missed the mark. In terms of the creative, like, which I don't
Starting point is 00:14:34 think she had a hand in. No, but like she has so much personality. People like don't really know that about her. And that's why I think people liked her so much on therapist. Like when she's just herself, which we never really see hashtag who is Israel Kylie. And I don't know, it would have been a good opportunity just to show off more of her personality. Not just like old thing again. No, and like her current look, which is like, that's the reason why she's so popular right now. Her look is like, she sets the trends. Yeah. Like just like cool girl having a Dunkin.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Cool girls drink Duncan. Yeah. There you go. There you have it. There you go. Yeah. You should have called me and you didn't. And that's something you'll have to live with.
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Starting point is 00:21:11 say their marriage has been wrong. So after the show yesterday, TMZ reported that they are splitting. Now a source is adding that the pair's relationship has been rocky. A second insider adds that the two of them are figuring things out. He is currently in the midst of his tour while she is in pre-production for a horror movie. In case you aren't watching, I'm smiling. I love this. Even though he then left the house yesterday, like still wearing his wedding ring, like very
Starting point is 00:21:43 manipulative energy. I love this. Can't stress enough how much I love. It does make me feel that the relationship between Margaret Qualey and Taylor is over. I don't know if they were ever that tight. Yeah. Which is fine.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Which is fine. I liked it, but like it's fine. It's completely fine. And I just really want what's best for Margaret. Like I'm ready for... I think, like I said yesterday, Margaret is very much on track to becoming this generation's
Starting point is 00:22:12 like big actress. And a part of that is dating and getting married to other celebrities. And it's like Jack Anshinop was very much a stepping stone. Thank you for your time and your dedication to this cause, but your time is up. And I'm looking forward to seeing who she dates next, honestly. It's not date. So I think it's crazy they got married. I know.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And I can't believe. They didn't have to get married. They could have been together this whole time. It's been three years. Do you remember their wedding? They got married in New Jersey. And it became like a whole thing about because Taylor was there and like people found out. And like they literally, the public ruined their wedding.
Starting point is 00:22:42 So people think Margaret Qualey hates Taylor because of that. There are theories that Margaret and Taylor didn't get along, especially I saw a clip on Twitter this morning. Two separate interviews where Margaret Qualley was asked about, one time she was asked about Lana Del Rey. Lana Del Rey has a song called Margaret, and it was like a gift that she gave to Jack. And so GMA or something like asked Margaret about it.
Starting point is 00:22:59 And she was just like gushing. She was like, I couldn't believe it. It's like so sweet. I love Lana. She makes the most amazing music with Jack. Like the two of them are just magic. Like it was so complimentary. And then like they asked her about Taylor.
Starting point is 00:23:09 And at the time, I think people were just like, I think we probably talked about it on the host. Yeah, I remember. Margaret hates Taylor. It's like, well, no, it's just fucking annoying when someone's trying to promote a movie. And every question is about Taylor Swift. Not even that. Anything that you say when asked about her is going to be like dissected. It's like Donna Kelsey who wound up coming off rude. So when someone comes off rude about Taylor, I almost always give them the benefit of the doubt. They just sort of like don't want to feed the fire. Plus it was about
Starting point is 00:23:28 T. T. Loas and Jack didn't work on T Lois. So that was like, what are you supposed to say? Yeah. So when you just compare the clips side by side, it is giving like beef. Although, I don't think so. Also, did you see that it appears so Lana wasn't. and at the wedding. Yes, and Lana was, you know, in her Instagram comments, talking to people, like, it's very much confirming. Like, I wasn't there. Yeah. There's weird between Lana and remember when, there's so many weird things. No, but they're like best friends. She brought her on stage for the acceptance speech. Which was weird. Yeah. But like that speaks to a level of closeness. And I just want to say like, doing a collab with Lana and not being able to hear
Starting point is 00:24:03 Lana so she released another version that's like more Lana. Like, that's weird. At a certain point, like all of these friendships, like, it's confound. you know. Yes, it was just a page six headline that Taylor Swift has five goddaughters and none of them were there because Jamie King. To have so many close friendships and like so many on the rocks, so many cut off completely. Like it's very strange. I do think now that she's like married, you know, that's where you pour in to you.
Starting point is 00:24:30 And I think like it's not going to be like the friendship roller coaster anymore. But Lana and Blake and Carly like were. Jamie King. Her closest closest friends in the. Kelly. Kelly, Jamie King. She's got daughter and Jamie King's daughter.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Jamie King. But Jamie King. Has her own issues. But like, I agree with you. Now I've stated five people and I haven't even rack my brain yet.
Starting point is 00:24:49 And of course, think about the girl gang era, Haley Steinfeld, Zendaya. But I'm talking about best close friendships, sisters. So while yes, I agree with you, if this was somebody I knew
Starting point is 00:24:58 from high school, I would be like, well, you're the problem. Like, duh. I think that maintaining a friendship with someone who is like the most famous person in the world,
Starting point is 00:25:07 whether you're the friend or your tailor. Like, I think it is going to be more right for like breakups and stuff. So yes, I agree that more often than not, like when somebody has so many friendships that like end, you start to wonder, like, you know, well, maybe are you the problem?
Starting point is 00:25:20 But these are not typical situations. But I'm not even talking about the casual friendships. You're talking about the deep sisterhood. Yeah. Like you don't get that many friends like that in your life of like best friends, sisters. So like Blake is one of those people. Okay, but the Blake case, like that's extended,
Starting point is 00:25:36 that's a crazy circumstance. I can extend, okay, you can lose a couple of sisters along the way. Yeah. But like five plus, Carly, it was a sister. Yeah, but like the Scooter Braun thing. Like these crazy things happened to. Lana was a sister. Well, Lana was not a sister.
Starting point is 00:25:50 But like she came up on stage for the acceptance. He said the sister. I thought that was weird that Taylor did that. I thought it was weird that Taylor did that. And I didn't like it at the time. Kelly, date for the golden globes. Yeah, for sure. But it was a three minute friendship.
Starting point is 00:26:00 It was not. Some friendships burned fast and bright. And you used to argue that it was a longer friendship. I thought they became friends when you, when Miles did that video, but you said they'd been friends for a long. long time. Did I say that? Yeah. I don't think that I did. That's how I remember it. You convinced me they were friends for a long time. And then they became like super close, but for a person who doesn't go to award shows or do red carpets, to go with Kelly. That's a sister. But like, I don't think
Starting point is 00:26:29 that. So why would I say it? But I believe you. I remember like the way I thought about their friendship was like they met on the set of. I bet you. Miles got that gig because of. I tell you. I She was a fan. Yeah, either she was a fan or they were friends. I don't remember exactly. You said it goes back. Did I? Let me ask chat really quickly.
Starting point is 00:26:48 What did Claudia Ashley say? No, no, no. I'm just going to ask like, when did Taylor Swift's friendship with Kelly Teller begin? Even though, like, chat knows nothing. Yeah, we know more than Chad. Chad is referencing the toast when he's fun. We are a source. He's searching the web, aka listening to episodes of the toast.
Starting point is 00:27:08 2018, they met around the reputation. stadium tour, Kelly posted her first photo with Taylor backstage. So it shows that they were at least friendly. 2019. Taylor sent them a note and flowers for their wedding. 2021. That's when they became much closer. I bet you think about me.
Starting point is 00:27:26 23, 24, regularly seen together backstage at the Arrow's tour. All right, so I'm not like totally wrong, but I guess like they knew each other in 2018. Yeah, but everybody went backstage at rep. Yeah. It wasn't like the Aros tour. There was the rep room. Yeah, she wasn't a sister, but yeah, no, it's another friendship. It doesn't make her look good.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I completely agree. But then you look like Jamie King And it's like well I would argue Jamie King's probably the problem That one you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine Yeah Because isn't that when your friends need you? Yeah, but like at a certain point
Starting point is 00:27:53 Like if you're like You can't help You can't and you're like enabling just by continuing to be that person's friend No, no, no, I understand Yeah, no no, I hear you And a lot of people are saying that Like it is a lot of friends to It's a lot of just like roller coasters of friendships
Starting point is 00:28:06 Yeah, but then there are a lot But she's also like known for being like insanely loyal To both friends and like colleagues like you know of course Abigail, but like people she works with people in her band. And then for all the ones of sisters who have gone there, sisters who are still there. Hame, Selena Gomez, Gigi. Yeah. Ashley.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Ashley. Luckyest girl alive. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're like, I hear you. But I think that like it's hard to maintain friendships period. But when you like the craziest things going on in your life, like like the Scooter Braun Masters recording, like Kim and Kanye. Yeah, that doesn't like make a breeding ground for.
Starting point is 00:28:42 or like amazing friendships. And like people in Hollywood are so fucking like fickle and finicky. And it's like the second you become unpopular, like everyone drops you. Like yeah, shit like that's going to happen. But all of these things are post that. Of course. Every person that I've mentioned. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Made it through that point. I just don't think it's like an automatic like red flag. I don't. No. But it's curious. Lana now like. Yeah, I would love to know Lana. You know, and she knows how to act.
Starting point is 00:29:11 She's a big star. She's been around. Oh, no. So, anyways, next story. Just want to say congratulations to Margaret Qualey, and I'm, like, looking forward to this next chapter for you. Oh, that's waiting for her. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:29:27 FIFA final. FIFA fiddley ayo. I thought that's what you were going to say. The World Cup final halftime show. The World Cup final halftime show has been announced, and it's going to be a big musical production. A global performance. We will be seeing Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Shakira, Madonna, BTS, as well as Afro Beat star Burnaboy, then is Wayland conductor Gustava Duda Mel, and the PS22 choir from the elementary school in New York featuring Coldplay.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And with the choir? Yes, and Coldplay will curate the 11-minute halftime show. So I guess they're like... That's cool. I didn't know that like this was a thing that I was waiting to like find out of me to perform for the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:30:13 So cool. I guess it has to represent like a global range of artists because it's a global affair representing America. We have Coldplay and Justin Bieber. That feels right. Well, Canada. Justin Bieber. Oh, right. My bad. And is Chris Martin from here? I don't think he is. Oh, really? Is he British? He has an accent, right? Whoa. What a good song. I mean, Coldplay is so global. Yeah, no, everyone they chose, like really. I'm one thing, if there's a global event, Shakira's going to be there.
Starting point is 00:30:38 He's English. He's British. Okay, so maybe they are a British band. So look at us, global. So who's the American? Is there one? It's like we're literally hosting. Wait, that's so funny. Oh, no, not just Madonna. English.
Starting point is 00:30:52 English. You guys are not fucking ready for what I have to say about Madonna. I'm not going to say it. Because not only doesn't need to be global. It doesn't need to be global. It also needs to be ageless. Like you got to have someone for older people in there. I didn't say anything about Madonna's age.
Starting point is 00:31:05 You did. No, but like. I just like I'm so, I don't want to talk about Madonna because I don't want to offend our gay listeners. but like I'm so over her. But I think in this context, she's right for it. Whatever. This sounds great.
Starting point is 00:31:18 I'm actually not seeing an American. Okay, well, looks like we'll have to get the guy who sings, and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. Get him in there. I wonder if people are like in an... The tizzy about this? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I mean, we are like the hosts. It's a little crazy. Yeah. But it's like all these people like live in America. So I guess that... I know. They cosplay as Americans. But I guess that's, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:42 that's the American. They pay taxes? Yeah. Okay. But I think this is going to be a great show. We are a nation of immigrants, so that's a beautiful story. It is a beautiful story. BTS, I love.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Of course. And of course, Gustavo. I know you're excited about Burn a Boy. And the chorus is American. Oh, yeah, that's really cute. Yeah. I love a children's choir. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I think this will be great. Now we're down to eight teams in the tournament. So I do feel like if you want to get involved, like now is a good time. I didn't have to watch all that. I'm rooting for Norway. The blonde guy with the ponytail who carries the Birkins is my favorite player. I'm rooting for... What are the teams?
Starting point is 00:32:21 Argentina. Messi. Messi, which I am going to root for. That's a good, like, exciting story. Yeah. France, England. You know, the thing about me is I'm done with France. You're done.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yeah. What did they do now? I mean, it's more like what they didn't do. To the Jews? To the Nazis. They sort of rolled over and took it. Like, one thing about me, I don't fuck with the French. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:42 England? I'm down. Like, obviously, I'm a monarchist. I think their food is disgusting. But overall, I'm not upset with them. Spain? Love. So, Cheetah girls, cheetah sisters.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Barcelona. But here's who you're rooting for. Who? Morocco. Oh, actually. Yeah, I am. Yeah. I am running for Morocco.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Because, like, I, like, I'm just a very prideful person. Like, I have a lot of national pride, so. Yeah. From the Moroccan Jews, but were they not expelled? No, Moroccan Jews. you still live there. They do? Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Belgium? Not the vibe. Sorry, like, you know, I can sense these things, like when it's their time. And I just feel like Belgium's actually going to be the next team to lose. Just a feeling. Norway and Switzerland. Let me tell you that, like, Norway. Norway.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I love that guy. So who do you think we'll take it all? Okay, here's my prediction. Norway v. Morocco. No, that's like me making the whole thing about myself. Hold on. Norway versus Argentina. That's what it's going to be.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I think it's going to be Argentina versus Spain. I would love that. I just feel like that for no reason. I just wish I'd gotten more into it. It's really not compelling me at all. You know, I'm like, I'm like, such a desperate loser. I'm happy for everyone because everyone seems so like into it. People are going to the games.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Yeah. I like watching everybody else having a good time. You know? Yeah, I just, like, I wanted that for myself. It didn't happen. That's okay. Maybe in the next four years. Is it every four years?
Starting point is 00:34:13 I think it's every year. I don't think it's every year. That's a lot. I think it might be every four years. When was the last one? How frequently is the World Cup? The last one was in Qatar, remember? Yeah, and there was a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:34:28 That was years ago. That was years ago. Was it? I want to say two years ago. Every four years. Cool. They can't do all day. Except 1942 and 1946 were both canceled
Starting point is 00:34:38 because of World War II. Fun fact. Classic. 2026, oh, guess where it is next year? It's never, so interesting. Morocco? In 2018, it was just Russia. In 2022, it was just Qatar.
Starting point is 00:34:51 26, U.S. Canada and Mexico. North America. Yeah, but why is it like countries and then we have a continent? And then 2030, Morocco, Portugal, and Spain as the hosts also matches taking place in Uruguay, Argentina, and Paraguay. Like what? So they have to, I guess they had to fly for this one, too. I mean, I think it's a lot for, like, one country to take on. No, but I also think it's not for the players.
Starting point is 00:35:11 like, oh, we're in Paraguay today. Yeah, like having to play a match and then like fly to Uruguay, it's not good for circulation. No. No, they should keep it. I guess more people get to go. It's exciting. Soccer's so big.
Starting point is 00:35:24 It's crazy how much soccer means to people when it actually means nothing to us. It makes something to us. Yeah, we play travel soccer as little girls. We like love soccer. Little girl. We actually love soccer as much as you could. Like when I mean, I had my shingars on
Starting point is 00:35:37 and like my high socks and I was like, I was there. You probably didn't have your shing gingarer. on. No, of course. I had my shingers on. One thing, that's what they teach you at soccer
Starting point is 00:35:45 when I want, like safety versed. Yeah, that's what they teach you. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Cheetah Girls 4 is set at Disney with Raven Simone and original cast members
Starting point is 00:35:55 returning. Not all. So the Cheetah Girls next gen has officially been greenlit with original stars, Raven Simone, Adrian Bolly alone, returning as Galleria and Chanel
Starting point is 00:36:05 respectively. And Sabrina, no. And with a lot of respect put on their name. In addition, Sabrina, Brian.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Doesn't she get like top billing? Top billing with the other two. Because she's not as famous. But they were all Cheetah girls. But like they wanted to know Raven and Adrian, who you know are coming. The headline is that the fourth one is not coming. Keeley. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Like Sabrina will make a special appearance as Dorinda. It's insane that her name is Durinda. What are you doing here without Durinda? It's insane that her name was Durinda too. I'm like that scene. You know the one. No, you're more of a Cheetah girl than I am. You don't miss with the Cheetah Girls?
Starting point is 00:36:45 No, no, I do. But like... Like, I've seen it recently. Like, the Cheetah Girls just imprinted on you more. I mean, it was four girls who like sisters who like sang. That was us scoring up. I know, but like... With Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters.
Starting point is 00:36:59 It's just, you know, things. And not everything can like... Impact you. And shape you. And I loved Cheetah Girls. Just like I loved other stuff growing up like Lizzie McGuire, but like it didn't imprint on me. No, I was imprinted by the Cheetah Girls. absolutely. I really thought I was fucking Galleria.
Starting point is 00:37:13 There wasn't enough left in my imprint after Hannah walked away. I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, isn't the fourth Cheetah Girl who's not in here? Isn't she dating the guy from Boy Meets World and she's involved in that big scandal, Matthew Lawrence, with Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars, remember? I don't think so. And Cheryl makes like all this crazy content on TikTok about like her ex. And he's dating the Cheetah Girl. I think I'm right. He's not dating her. Oh no, wait, you're right.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Chili is dating. because they're both in, but they're both from the band TLW. Maybe. That goes deeper. Or TLC, I can't remember. That goes deeper.
Starting point is 00:37:49 No, you're right, you're right. And Lynn Whitfield and Lori Alter said to replies their roles as Dorothea and Juanita. Oh my God, you're kidding, the moms. Like, that's huge. Like, I'm not in my fanfic Reddit,
Starting point is 00:38:02 Cheetah sisters. Like, we're freaking about this. Just know if you have a character in your show named Juanita, it will be a. success. We are watching. It's true. So, um, joining the beloved Disney franchise is Sophia Bush. I saw this video. Oh, what? Sophia Bush in the role of Jennifer. What? With Leah Sava Jeffries is gallery of daughter Faith. Carmen Sanchez is Chanel sister Dior. Yeah. Kaling Chang is funny. Her name is Dior.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Kayling Chang as Ruby. And Sophie Lennon as Brooklyn. So I saw like the new Jen. I saw Disney Plus put out a video of them like dancing with like juicy couture sweatshirts that say Cheater Girls on the Mac. And it was like very much, you know, new gen, Cheetahsistas. Not the same. But that's definitely what the youth needs is the Cheetah Girls, Cheetah sisters, because the message of love and unity and just sort of coming as you are. Yeah. And of course, sisterhood.
Starting point is 00:38:53 So here's the logline. The story picks up when the Cheetah Girls, Galeria and Chanel, alongside Galleria's daughter and her three friends travel to Africa to volunteer at a wildlife sanctuary. Along the way, these 14 girls test their friendship, find their voice, and discover the true Cheetah spirit as they save the priest. reserve and ultimately take the stage as the new Cheetah girls. Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Oh, I see what they're doing. I was like, why are they going to wildlife reserve? Because they're the Cheetah girls. And they're going to save the reserve. I love it. I love it. Inspired, actually, really. I love it.
Starting point is 00:39:23 The production will begin later this month in South Africa. It better. Yeah. Hopefully, it fairs better than Lizzie McGuire. Yeah. I didn't know if Raven was, like, where she left her relationship with Disney. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:37 She did come back. She did Ravens home. and I think that like ended poorly. Annalise Vanderpoll is always on TikTok, like alluding to it. We're like, girl, just tell us. So I don't know. And then she like went on the view. She's had like kind of a weird post-Disney career.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. But I guess she's all good with the Disney execs, her and Bob Iger. She is all good. That's good to hear. Yeah. You love to hear it. I mean, you know, I feel about reboots, but living in reboot world, like this is right, there are worse ones.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Yeah. What do you think has been the worst reboot? Somebody choose from. Yeah. Well, whatever has been the worst reboot, I wouldn't have seen it. Oh, I know what it was. Snow White. Gossip Girl.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Yeah. And I did get to, because I can't say something was the worst reboot if I didn't watch it. But it's like, if I knew it was the worst reboot, I wouldn't have watched it. But I actually did watch that piece of garbage. The amount of press money spent on that one season of garbage was insane. Insane. They spent so much and did so much that it's actually a shock that they canceled it after one season.
Starting point is 00:40:43 that it was a failure. No, not even admitted. Like, give it a go. Maybe try one more. No, but like, but when you just are so full-seem-head on something, like, you just keep go. Fake it till you make it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Don't let us know that everything you did was a failure. They worked with every influencer. Yeah. They did every collab. It was the big... I think they actually filmed at the Met Gala. It was the biggest thing. You forget about it.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Now it's sort of like COVID. It was the biggest thing. Speaking of things you forgot about. So Ben is going to the Bon Jovi concert and he was like listening to Bon Jovi last night. And you know what song I was reminded of? tell me you remember the iconic collab between Bon Jovi and Jennifer Nettles. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:41:18 And it was like a Habitat for Humanity, like sponsorship. Who says you can't go home? You don't know that song? I do know that song. Is that their song? That's a Bon Jovi, Jennifer Nettles, a collab.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Original song. I know, and you know, I used to listen to that song all the time when I was a kid. And then, like, yesterday I started listening to it and I was watching the music video and it was like, it's a habitat for humanity. Like, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:41:42 it's like a fill up. song was connected to like a philanthropic effort. I guess all about like building homes because the song was called Who Said You Can't Go Home. That song is so good. I love just love that song. Good song. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
Starting point is 00:41:55 What number? Three. Oh, are you sure? Positive. Four. Okay. Not positive. Oh yeah, for you.
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Starting point is 00:47:44 saw a video of like milania i saw that too and antonia gorga oh driving did you see that Gabriella was the daughter who allegedly called the police on Melania. She's not like those other sisters. No, she's not here for the drama. No. Our next story, Emmy nominations came out today. Here's the full list of nominees. A lot of these are like familiar.
Starting point is 00:48:10 You see Summerhouse was nominated for an Emmy? Yeah, I did. And they fired West and Amanda. You know, they gave them an Emmy nominee. It's true. Outstanding drama series. The Diplomat, the Gilded Age, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, Paradise,
Starting point is 00:48:22 The Pit, Slow Horses, Your Friends and Neighbors. I watched two of those shows, The Pit, Your Friends and Neighbors, was really good. Outstanding, would you say it was Outstanding? Yeah, I would say the two shows that I watched there, I would give it to your friends and neighbors, honestly. Outstanding Comedy Series. Your Friends and Ambers is also like comedy, though. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:48:42 It's a drama. He's, like, silly. It has, like, a clever narrator, but overall, it's a drama series. Outstanding Comedy. Abbot Elementary, the bear, Margo's got money, troubles. Nobody wants this. Only murders in the building. Shrinking, Widows Bay, Hacks.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Hacks is going to win. It's like the last season and they've swept the category. It's always the last season. No, it's over. And they swept the category like every year since. It's always the last category. Outstanding limited series. All her fault.
Starting point is 00:49:12 I think all her fault you went. I didn't see it, but everybody was obsessed with it. It was really good. I should not have watched a postpartum, but it was really good. The Beast in Me, Beef, DTF, St. Louis, and Love Story. Love Story wasn't good. Like, I liked the conversations that we all had and, like, the genre, it starred in you. Everyone's dressing like, Carolyn Besat, very sleek.
Starting point is 00:49:31 But the show was bad. I actually don't even know if I watched the last episode because it was so. I did, I did. But it was bad. Yeah, agreed. All her fault. For sure. That was the show of the year.
Starting point is 00:49:40 And Sarah Snuck, I know she got nominated for her role in that. Like, she was chilling. Yeah. She's an amazing actress. Outstanding lead actor in a drama series. Sterling K. Brown. Paradise. Gary Oldman, Slow Hors.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Mark Ruffalo task. Rufus Sewell, the diplomat, Noah Weil, the pit. I only watched the pit there. I don't like finish this season. And I wasn't even not enjoying it. It was just like not that compelling. It's like the same thing.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Like, okay, you know. So I don't really, I don't have a horse in this race. Yeah. Outstanding lead actress in a drama series. Carrie Coon, Gilded Age, Chase Infinity, The Testaments. Carrie Russell, the diplomat, Rhea Seahorn,
Starting point is 00:50:17 Pluribus, and Zendaya, Euphoria. Well, I think that our show sponsor, who lose the Testaments, should win. I agree. I think people are surprised for Euphoria, only Zendaya and Coleman Domingo got nominated. I mean, I didn't watch.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I only watched clips on, but it was very much like Cassie's season. Yeah. And based on the clips, it's a huge snub. It is a snub. Because also based on the clips, not only was it her season, like in her story primarily.
Starting point is 00:50:45 It was a nomination to lose. Her acting was amazing. There was so many conversations about like her lack of Botox and just like her ability to remote and like everyone was talking about the show they were talking about her whether or not Zendaya like had a large role in it I wouldn't know but people weren't talking about it very much yeah um no it's this is a huge snub like for a yeah yeah um outstanding supporting actor in a drama series oh i just want to say go back i think kerry coon is going to win okay people are obsessed with the gilded age i'm like annoyed that i watched
Starting point is 00:51:15 the first season didn't like it gave up in the second season because like it was not getting better I think it gets so good. I just don't know if I have the energy to sit, because I would have to rewatch from the beginning. And like when a show has a bad first or second season, like it's just unreasonable for you to ask me to get through that just because you say it gets good. No, I want to watch it again.
Starting point is 00:51:31 I'm not starting the first season. I'll start from season two, episode one. Like Stasi loves it. She says it's the best show ever. But also Stasi loves Outlander, and I did not like Outlander, and I watched well into the second season. It just wasn't for me.
Starting point is 00:51:42 You know what I want to watch? Based on clips I've seen. Based on Genza? Call the Midwite. I don't know. I see all of these clips that are like synopsies of episodes. It's like, you know, early 1900s. They're like midwives in England.
Starting point is 00:51:57 And it's like a health, you know, drama, women's health. And they like have all these mysterious cases. Yeah, but I just feel like back in the day like women were constantly dying in childbirth. So like I feel like that's like sad. But it's like downton vibes. Yeah, no, I get it. I think I would like it. I just feel like a woman would die every episode if it's being accurate.
Starting point is 00:52:12 No, no. But it's like it's a bunch of things. And I'm sure we also, you know, learn about the midwives lives. Right. Of course. Like how did they grow up? Yeah. I'm just going to skip around a little bit.
Starting point is 00:52:24 And this is the award show that Mariska's hosting, right? Yes, it is. Okay. Did SVU get on? She's definitely won an Emmy, right? Like a daytime. 1,000 percent. Yeah, these are not the daytimes.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Outstanding Reality Competition Series, Dancing with the Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race, Survivor, Top Chef, and the Traders. Also, Ariana Maddox has been nominated as host for Love Island. Wow. Who else was in that category? In the category of Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality Competition Program category are Rue Paul Charles.
Starting point is 00:52:56 I think I knew that actually. It's not, I think Paul is a middle name. Namesake. Rupert. Charles. Roo. Charles. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:05 He knows. He knows on my list. Rooke Pall can come on namesake. Huge. Alan coming of traders. Alan coming of traders. Yeah. Kristen Kish of Top to Chef.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I actually feel like this is not the first time Arianna's, but not. because I actually remember having this conversation last year being like, that's cool for her, but she's never going to win, only because it's such a stacked. Yeah. Well, Alan Cumming won the last two years prior to that. It was Rue for like a decade. Eight years. Yeah. Kristen from Top Chef, who we know from Traders and Jeff Probst of Survivor. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Ariana. Like, you're not going to win, but that's actually awesome that you got nominated twice. It is awesome. And it's sad she's not going to win for letting us out there's going to be a massive dumping.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, like, the thing is, like, it's actually crazy that you could do that job and get nominated for. at me. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. She's actually doing a really good job at the job. I agree. I actually, I have no complaints about her. No. She like has really become the host. Like she sort of like blends into the show. Sometimes when someone's a host and it's like a buzzy person who's not like a professional host, it's just like they inject to like personality. It's like what are you doing there? But like she really like is seamless with the show. Yeah. I think that for a while it was a rotating dora of influencers, celebrities is like, but I do think it's sort of her job in perpetuity. She's very good at it.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Yeah, agreed. Was that the fifth and final? No. Oh, sorry. The fifth and final. I know you would want to skip it and maybe you know that it's the fifth and final and that's why you try to leapfrog over it. What are the Romanoffs do now? Justin Baldoni and his wife, Emily, are breaking their silence on injustice and trauma two years after their Blake lively dispute began.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Justin and his wife put out an Instagram video beginning by saying, we have not spoken publicly for the better part of the last two years and it's not because we haven't had anything to say. Of course. Because Lord knows we have. But it just felt like every time we wanted to make a video like this, we wanted to speak. Something was telling us not to. Your lawyers. It just didn't feel like the right time. And we were talking about it and feeling into it and praying about it.
Starting point is 00:54:58 You don't need to explain. Like we know why you couldn't. We're in this massive lawsuit. Like we're good. We're not dumb. But she said this feels like the moment. She spoke a lot. There's so much to say, she said.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Well, they did not say much. They didn't say anything. They did say that they have immense gratitude for so many people and so many things that have happened to them. gratitude doesn't negate the injustice and the pain that we have also felt in the last few years. We've had to wrestle with so many things and try to understand so many things. Like how could something like this even happen, let alone disguised as a fight for women, so much to unpack. She shared that she and Justin have experienced a lot of trauma that makes it difficult to speak openly. I agree that.
Starting point is 00:55:36 If you're having a difficulty speaking openly, like don't make a video statement. But they have to like come back. But I also. I guess like I didn't realize like people are waiting for them to say something because like it's over. I didn't know that people were waiting. So I was like, oh, they released a video. Yeah, but also, like, I imagine they're traumatized from this situation, whether or not, like, he was, who said, she said, he said, he said, like, he's been in a legal battle fighting for his life for the last two years, not really able to say anything about it. I don't think they have, like, massive streams of income.
Starting point is 00:56:03 No, I agree. Financially, this was about to be. But they do have, like, big backers. Yes, but, like, what are they going to pay your rent? Yeah, like, that's a backer. Yeah, right. For how long. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:56:12 For how long. But, no, someone was paying his bills, though, because. Yeah, because also Wayfair was being sued. But, like, yeah. know, for his actual life, like this is very destabilizing. You can't really speak on it because everything will be used against you. He said, we don't even know if this is the right thing to say. We just know we need to share something.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Like even Blake and Ryan, like, even if she's wiped out, he's Deadpool. No, of course. They are financially fine. You know, they have multiple businesses. They're investors. Mint Mobile, of course. Our favorite partners over at Mint Mobile. And they have us supporting Mint Mobile so you know that.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Your separate life. Your separate life. Yeah. Mailbox money. Yep, absolutely. So this is like very scary for them. Agreed. And so they have to make an effort to come back to the public.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Like he has to get work. He has to, you know. I don't think he'll have a problem. He's been exonerated. Like the public loves him. She's the devil and he's the victim. Like I think they're both. I think people in the industry might not want to work with him just because he comes
Starting point is 00:57:04 with a lot of like, but he was always like directing his own movies with his own production company. He'll be fine. I don't think he'll be fine. He has so many fans. He has to put in work. If you have fans, you can pay your rent. That's true.
Starting point is 00:57:13 He has a lot of like, women who. who would actually leave their husbands kill themselves for him. Like they love him. How can you monetize that though? Oh, you could have a convention, a group trip. Like, you could figure it out. You could do a convention. Yeah, like, remember when Army Hammer was like doing stuff like that?
Starting point is 00:57:27 Like, there's stuff to be done. If you have fans, especially female fans, like you are completely fine. Well, first step is like coming back, making a video. Getting back active on social media. Making people feel like you see them and they see you. And so that's what this was. And you know what? Like I wasn't a fan before.
Starting point is 00:57:44 I'm not a fan now. going to stand in his way. Yeah. I'm just going to like not tell everyone what I really think because nobody wants to hear. No, tell us. You've come this far. Why, you, the storm has passed. No, no, it's like, I love people like tune in and they want to like enjoy the show and like they get mad when they talk about just about Don't he. But they keep coming back because I think they want to hear it. Time will be on my side. You think so still? Is there something coming out? Like, or is this I can't speak on that matter. Legally, I'm involved in a lawsuit. So I just need to be involved in a lawsuit so I can say that.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Like, guys, I can't talk about that. Yeah. So let's say into Dear Toasters our weekly advice. And so every these days, this is the last week actually because Love Island's over. So next week we're back on Tuesdays. But we do a weekly advice segment. When is Love Island in? This week, I thought.
Starting point is 00:58:29 When? When is this week, right? Like, this week? This show is a week long. So, like, what day of the week? This week. Okay, whatever. Deer Toaster's our weekly advice segment where Jackie and I try to help out.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Monday night. If you've ever been in a pickle, you know, at work or with your boyfriend or at home and you thought, oh, I wish Jackie and Claudia, like, what would they do? I wish they would yell at me. Well, right into your Toasters and you just might be our next victim. Oh, I guess that's unburdening yourself when you have a guilty conscience and you want us to yell at you. That's unburden.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Deertasters.com. That's the website you could write into. Or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Both methods, equally, you have an equal opportunity to get on the show. And they're both anonymous, so don't worry. We'll never blow up your spot. Our first is an update. So this is a dear toasters that we recently.
Starting point is 00:59:13 that we recently unearthed. So about eight years ago, somebody wrote into us and was talking about how, like, her in-laws are, like, very insistent on paying for her wedding. And it's making her feel... This came from dear toasters
Starting point is 00:59:23 throughout history. So this happened, like, literally eight years ago. She was like, it just feels like, you know, I've been saving and, like, we can afford it and, like, we're really proud. And, like, how do I tell my in-laws to, like, fuck off?
Starting point is 00:59:33 And Jackie and I went back and re-listen to that episode, and we were genuinely shocked and horrified to find out that, like, we supported this girl. We were like, yeah, just tell him to, like, fuck off.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Like we were really just encouraging her. We totally understand and respect why you want to pay for your wedding and mind that's important to you. And how it's offensive that they might not understand that. We were supporting her. So just like tell your husband to tell them that they can take their money and shove it up their house. Like worst advice ever. We were genuinely horrified at our own reactions. This is a whole series we did on Patreon last week, just like revisiting old dear toaster submissions.
Starting point is 01:00:00 And I do think the advice was given in May 2020. And we were just trying to not say anything that would muddy or ruffle any better. So good to know that that girl is still a toaster. and she said, as a dear toasters update, I am cracking up listening to the Dear Toaster's patron and my submission about my in-laws offering to pay for some of the wedding came back up. First of all, love you girls, and I'm happy to report that I do now own a house with my husband, so paying for our wedding didn't make us go broke. Now, looking back, I too agree that I should have just taken the money and shut up.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I think at the time, being the first to get married on both sides, just made everyone lose their marbles and take ownership in our wedding. So paying for it was our way of having the wedding that we wanted. That being said, I've learned over the years and just having kids, too, Someone wants to offer a nice gift like that. Just take it. Why stress? Back in 2019, I agree I was hard-headed about the principle of things.
Starting point is 01:00:46 But now if someone wants to take something off my plate, money, hashtag let them. Love you girls and love the DTQ. So we've all grown up together. That's really beautiful. And you know what? We were saying, like, we're like, let them buy you a house. Or like, you let them pay for the wedding and then use the money you were going to spend
Starting point is 01:01:02 and buy a house. So you get the house and the wedding. And a lesson. That's beautiful. Yeah, but that money's just sitting there. I think the best part of this is that this girl's still a toaster. Like that's loyalty. And that like she grew with us and like even though we all were unwell at the time thinking that that was like a normal proud thing to do and a righteous thing to do like we've all come to our senses.
Starting point is 01:01:20 And that's just part of growing up is like you're going to make decisions that you don't agree with. And thankfully this wasn't like a catastrophic one. All right. Next up. Hey Jackson Claude. My husband came home from work the other night in a foul mood. He said it was an exhausting day. He works an hour from home as a water treatment supervisor.
Starting point is 01:01:34 For context, I also work full time in an office. Everything my daughter is five and three. and I did or said he'd just immediately respond with something rude. I brushed it off, we ate dinner, I suggested we take a family walk after. As we were leaving the house, I saw he had on his slippers like moccasin style. I asked him why he didn't put his sneakers on? His response
Starting point is 01:01:51 to me was, why don't you shut your fat fucking mouth? In front of my daughters as well. He claimed later it wasn't actually calling me fat. But it's not the first time he's insulted me with that line. I'm hurt because I'm self-conscious about my appearance. What should I do? Well, the thing is, like, no one's more self-conscious about their appearance.
Starting point is 01:02:09 I get it. But like, that really shouldn't be the focus of this saga. Like, the fact that your husband said that to you in general, but also in front of your kids. Like, that's the bigger issue. I don't think you should like, whether or not, you should be reading into it whether you're fat or not. Like, that's not the problem. Like, imagine someone saying that to your daughters.
Starting point is 01:02:23 They're going to, like, grow up thinking that that's a normal way to be spoken to. No, also, like, this seems like a sort of a usual occurrence that he, like, comes home in a terrible mood. Like, ignore him. Tell him to leave the house. Yeah, until he comes back. Like, you got to do what you got to do. You got to work with what you have.
Starting point is 01:02:38 like he's in a horrible. I mean, you're not going to make him in a better mood. You literally gave him two beautiful children, a beautiful night. You want to go for a walk. Like, it's just a beautiful night.
Starting point is 01:02:45 And if he can't see that, like, there's nothing you can do to make him see, like, how beautiful his life is. But you should tell him, like, why don't you leave or you go upstairs or you watch TV like, I don't want to be around you
Starting point is 01:02:54 and you shouldn't be around us because, like, this is a happy home and you're not a happy person. Yeah. I just want you to be a little bit more focused on like your daughters in the situation more than yourself because like obviously if somebody said,
Starting point is 01:03:03 that fucking mouth, like, I'm also like spiraling. Did you call me that? Did you call me that? But like that's really not the issue here. The issue here is like he's very comfortable speaking so derogatorily to you in front of your kids. Like that's just going to inform how they see the world and the type of relationships that they get into. And it's like that's not good.
Starting point is 01:03:18 So I would remove him from situations when. Yeah. You need to start like having dinner and going for walks. It's like a small fix. Like of course he needs anger management and he's a piece of shit. Like obviously. Of course. High level.
Starting point is 01:03:27 High level. Obviously. Obviously there's bigger issues here. But like in terms of the day to day and you have your hands full like remove you the kids from those situations or remove him. Like if he doesn't want to go watch TV or leave the house or whatever, like, you guys go out for dinner. You guys go for a walk.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Don't invite him. But also like that is verbal abuse. Like, yeah, of course. Like I really, like, I don't want to tell you to leave your man because like obviously. Like there's two kids and like there's a lot on. But like you're a man's a piece of fucking shit. Like that needs to be like can't be stressed enough.
Starting point is 01:03:54 Stay away from him. Yeah. Like at this point he's very much like a sperm donor and like a roommate and like a rent payer. Yeah. A border. Yeah. He is your ward.
Starting point is 01:04:06 And, like, thanks for the contribution. But, like, you need to stay away from him. And you also need to take your girls away from him. Stay away from your husband. Yeah. That goes for all of you bitches. Like, some of the people you guys write into us about, like, that's your man, your man, your man.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Stay away. And when divorce is not an option. Because it's not, we get a lot of shit for saying that, by the way. Yeah. It's just, sorry, sometimes divorce is not an option. And that's what you have to be. It's either, like, not the right time or it just, like, it just would be so messy, like, so devastating.
Starting point is 01:04:33 emotional for you, for your children. Like sometimes it's not the best option in that moment. Financially, custody-wise. Like there's, yeah. Sometimes it's not the best option in that moment. And then what? Three and five should go with him half the time. Correct.
Starting point is 01:04:42 With the abuser? No. Stay away from your husband. All you guys. All right. Third and five, though. It's not funny, but it's true. My boyfriend of two and a half years is just the best.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Oh, we? I'm 25. He's 27. We're talking in engagement. I could not be happier. But the one fault to him is that he peas to bed. We're in a phase of life, of weddings, nights out. We're both social.
Starting point is 01:05:03 drinkers. My boyfriend has been known since college to pee the bed whenever he gets too drunk. And now this has happened several times since we've been together. He gets embarrassed so I normally just don't address it. But it's starting to out of my nerves. Like I just don't like just don't drink so much, right? Right. Any advice on how you could bring this up to him without making it sound like I'm cutting him off or embarrassing him. Love you. So yes, being in college, drinking a lot, some people pee the bed. Every now and then. So I'm glad that at least like we understand why he's peeing the bed. As someone who is also going through potty training, a couple of hacks to make your life simpler, you know, put the wee pads under the sheet.
Starting point is 01:05:36 But see, this is a boyfriend, not a dog. And not a toddler. So here's the thing. At 27 years old that you're getting that drunk that you pee the bed, you're drinking too much. Yeah. And sometimes, like, maybe he just has a more sensitive bladder, but sometimes people don't have a drinking problem.
Starting point is 01:05:50 But they get, like, either really evil when they drink or, like, they pee the bed. That just, I'm sorry, like, you can't drink anymore. Like, that doesn't mean you have a drinking problem or even that you're drinking too much. But you just don't react well too alcohol. You have to stop. Like that's really it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:04 So I would say at 25 and 27, it is the time to start turning down the dial on binge drinking. And people who still drink as much at 27 as they did in college. Nope. That's like a six-year period where you really are supposed to be growing out of it. You can, of course, still party and drink. And like there's a wild night. No. Multiple times.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Yikes. Yeah. So. And this, I'm sorry, someone who's like actively peeing the bed is not. someone who's also ready to get engaged. I just want to let you know not to be like the bearer of bad news. Yeah. No, you guys need to drink less.
Starting point is 01:06:40 I know we're super fun. Bless you. I know. But like drinking less is always a good idea. Unfortunately, so true. It's always a good idea. And I'm not saying don't drink because if you have a glass of wine or two glasses of wine, you're not peeing the bed. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:06:52 You're peeing the bed because your bladder is full and you're too out of it to wake yourself up for the feeling. Let me tell you something. Also, as someone who's potty training, we make sure we go pee-pee before sleeping. Of course. of course. Peepy before sleepy. And try not to like drink your juicy before bed. The thing is that we stop drinking two hours before bed.
Starting point is 01:07:09 I feel like I have a healthy bar of like I still drink. And even before I became, I'm like, I drink a lot. Like I would black out a lot. Like I was not shy. Let me tell you I've never peed the bed. Like ever not once. Yeah. It's an insane level to get to.
Starting point is 01:07:25 And I think it gets normalized in like frat culture. But it's really not normal. No. And like keep it in the fraternity. I'm not living in a fratting. house. Right. This is a grown-up home. And I'm changing the sheets multiple times a week. It's so hard to change sheets. I'm sorry that you're dealing with that. Like genuinely Godspeed. Or you could like make his half of the bed like no blanket. TARP. Tarp. Yeah. If that's how you want to live
Starting point is 01:07:46 your life. You get the tarp. It's up to you. This is up to you're supposed to be the fun times of your relationship. So if he's sleeping on the tarney's sleep, the tarp is so loud. Yeah. Well, and this is like cause for separate beds. But like you guys are dating. Wait, we're not even engaged and we're sleeping in separate beds. Just call it off now. Yeah. Sorry. If you won't like drink less, then he's just immature. Forever frat boy. It will continue to be an issue, unfortunately. Nip it in the bud, sweetie.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Nip it in the bud. That's our show. That's your toaster. Thank you to everybody who wrote in and thank you guys for listening. I'm just remember peepee before sleepy. Really? Title.
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