The Toast - Pee Pee Poo Poo Behavior: Friday, September 5th, 2025

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The Fast Five Things You Need to Know. We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Or as we as a, cool kids say fray yay the coolest only the coolest people could say something like that and only somebody so creative thoughtful and original could even come up with a word like friday because it's like friday but we're excited so we say yay yeah yeah exactly it's very complex stuff i know i seem joyful because that's just who i am at my core and actually what's going on beneath the surface turtaleu My sponsored athletes lost last night.

Not to make everything about me, but I was obviously a crush. They fought to the very end. They played amazing. This is just the beginning of an illustrious tennis career. But I'm more so sad because I was really looking forward to every night this week. I've just gotten in bed and watched their match. I've been so invested in something and then gotten everybody else excited about it. So I'm just sad that I don't have anything to watch tonight, you know?

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And if we don't have these moments of like, you knock down and not winning, like the wins are going to be so much sweeter when they come. thousand percent that's really beautiful so thanks to everybody who went on the journey with us of course thanks to spritz boys for just like playing their asses off and we'll see you again next year honestly we'll see you at wimbledon like i think maybe spritz needs a sponsor trip where we go to wimbledon i think so that feels right or like the australian open even though spritz is like such a small company no offense like they would have us flying coach and like staying in a hostel i'm just based on budgets so i think it's going to have to be a self-funded trip we'll fly ourselves thanks Thanks, Spritz.

I love your cake, Spritz. So today is Friday. Oh, sorry, Friday. And even though it was a tough loss last night, I'm obviously just excited to be back on the horn with my girls. It's such an exciting morning. I guess Emily Oster heard us talking about her on the toast yesterday and she posted about us on her Instagram,

which is just huge, you know, for any, you know, moms who follow her who don't know about the toast. They're about to find the most amazing podcast. That was just exciting to, like, be seen by someone. but she tagged me in an Instagram story And that means that like I can ask Emily Oster anything I'm sure she's gonna block me

But like I have open DMs with Emily Oster If you guys have ever like many times I've actually thought to myself Like I wonder what Emily Oster things And now I don't have to wonder So if you guys like need any like pressing issues To get to Emily like DM me I can get them to Emily

You should have like a monthly segment with her But you know the lines of communication Have been open for a while I was on her podcast Do you know that? She is a podcast and I was on it oh i didn't know that yeah and i'm sure they would love to have you on it like you'll be probably getting we would literally talk about ozempic the entire time and you should like do ask her 20

questions like yeah i should i should i have so many questions plus between like dr fox we were invited to her book launch party like i think she's surrounded by swirlies in her midst i know she's like a busy working mother so like i don't know how much time she listens to the toast like the people around her keep her abreast of austral discussions i know like if i wanted to get to her before this like i could have but now i seriously have like open lines of communication Yeah. No, I think she will love to fire off some answers to you. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. I'm old. It is pretty sweet. So that was an exciting thing. It's also Friday. It's our first Queenie and Weenie back. And I'm just so excited for those who don't remember every Friday, Jackie and I cap off the week with my personal favorite segment. It is the best time of my week. Like how the DTQ feels about your toasters is how, what are we calling the Queenie and Weenie stands? Claudia.

yeah. Fair. I absolutely love queenie and weenie. It is like when I get to be, I either gets to like gas someone up and sometimes like if I want to get someone's attention, I'll like make them queenie and they'll be like, oh, they'll like text me. I'm like, great, I haven't heard from you. And then if I like hate someone and I want to like really clown on them, I make them

weenie. It's just a really honestly cathartic way for me to end the week. And I think people really enjoy it. And I think it's a good way for us to look at the week at a glance, which is something that we love to do. And I feel like we can't go into it. week without looking back at the past week. That's really, that's absolutely beautiful.

It's true. It's like, it's how we, you know, for lack of a better word, close the chapter. In summation. In conclusion. Okay. Was this like a unique experience or whenever you wrote a paper in like high school, every paragraph, every like final paragraph ended with, started with in conclusion. Yeah.

The conclusion starts with in conclusion. In conclusion, I think this book sucked. That's literally all my papers. It's like, it's a never miss. by time. There's a better way to say it, but like the professor will understand what you're trying to do here when you start out with that. Right. It was like introduction, like side A, side B conclusion. Like it's like the classic four paragraph essay. Wow, that's really rudimentary. It is. Like do you remember learning like the building blocks of an essay like that? Of course. Of course.

But I feel like there was always like three middle paragraphs. Well, okay. So then actually at NYU, there's this introductory course that every student has to take, no matter if you're pre-med, whatever, like, it's called writing the essay. And it's, like, really small, like, six-person classes where you learn, like, really how to write the perfect essay. It is the most miserable experience on the planet. And I actually don't, I haven't retained, like,

one piece of information that I learned from that class. But I did retain, like, what I learned in high school. Introduction. Argument A, argument B. Conclusion. Maybe argument C, Claudius. If you want to get, like, Crazy, sure.

But, like, to me, it's the four-paragraph building blocks that, like, really stuck with me. It's crazy what you learned in school that actually sticks with you. Yeah, an outline. An outline. An outline, yes. I love an outline. You do. I feel like you're always making outlines for the redheads.

I am always making outlines for the redheads, which, by the way, redheads went up yesterday, like things we did, got the episode out on time. Things I just did seamlessly integrate a promotional moment for the redheads. And I really want to know what people thought about the episode in the book. So if you could drop a comment on the redheads, if you, like, did the homework, please let me know because, like, I'm, like, out here, standing here alone being, like, I hated this book.

And everyone else is like, it's so amazing, it's so beautiful. Like, I seriously hated it, and I just know that you would hate it more than me. So as a natural-born hater, I relate entirely to the experience that you're, that's like, seriously, my lived experience. I'm always like, wait, what are we talking about? This is the most discussing piece of shit. I've ever seen it.

Everybody's like, it's amazing. That's how I felt. Spoiler alert, not too, that's spoiler alert, a trigger warning about the Barbie movie Not that it was a piece of shit I was just like I'm not seeing what you guys are seeing And that happens to me a lot So I relate to you and I'm sorry that you're dealing with that

But you will find somebody who hates it Just as much if not more than you And I can tell you it's the most amazing experience Yeah so just come out of the woodwork Like let me know what you think And I don't go into reading a book wanting to dislike it Like I've given you my time My energy, my heart

My heart you bitch And it took me a while into this book to be like I really don't like this Yeah No thank you I miss Eden's soon. I don't. She was so crazy.

I'm finally all caught up on your home. I was shocked when the episodes ended and they want to play Real Housewives of Orange County for me. It's still mid-season though, so like you're just going to keep up with it. Yeah, now I'm just like abreast, Seville trip has ended. These women are so crazy. They literally cannot go three minutes without fighting. But it makes for such good TV because it's like constantly changing dynamics.

But it's like real fighting. I find with certain franchises When you can tell they're just like trying really hard Like that happens a lot in Salt Lake City And why I stopped watching it Is like literally one day your best friends With someone in the next day like your arch nemesis It doesn't make sense like

It's not a human way to live It's like this is a group of people That would never ever choose to be together Especially go on a trip like outside of this show Like the way that they speak Like offends each other With every breath they take They're just all so different

So it's like just so interesting To watch they can't get a lot because they like are speaking literally different languages like when adriana called kiki kiki like called adriana out for something that she literally did and how do you have to be so ratchet and kiki was like what like why would you call me ratchet like she was so offended and by the way i kind of agree with kiki kiki is not ratchet no and kiki literally just told the table what audriana just like that's it cut to the next say Arjana's like talking about the situation and it's becoming clear that the word that she

thinks that she said is wretched but her accent is so thick okay that it sounds like ratchet that makes a lot more sense yes because she was like shocked by everyone's reaction she's like it's just wretched like what's a big that's hysterical no they're literally taking different languages it's so funny well that's Miami it's like a real melting pot of tostada from all different parts of the world. It's true. Lisa's Canadian. There is a trending sound on TikTok right now

from the Real Housewives of Miami. It's Alexia. Me, apologize? Ay, por favor. You're crazy. I cannot stop saying it. I, por favor. I really need to, like, add that into my vernacular.

Sometimes I'll, like, throw a little Spanish in there. Like, you know, but I like, why? And now I'm going to be like, I, por favor. Okay. Add it. Yeah, I should have studied abroad in Madrid. Speaking of study abroad,

still like slugging through the very last episode of the summer I turned pretty she like went to Paris to study abroad and she shows up at the school and they're like you literally don't go here it is the worst show on the planet like I need all the characters I need there to be like a natural disaster where like like everything gets wiped out and I don't have to see any of these people ever again and shala oh yeah sorry the lone survivor is shela no I think like she even so they repopulate the earth also we talk a lot about shail and stephen and I don't think we really ever talk about the fact that they are dating in real life the actors. I think I've known

that somewhere but I just assume they've broken up but no they're still together they were at US Open together which makes it even more criminal that they kicked her off the show because like there's a real love connection between Stephen and the actress of Shayla. It's like Edward and Bella. Right and like why

did you take that from us? Like I seriously like I want answers and accountability. It made no sense. She was such a good character or maybe just like a Shayla spin-off I would love that. She was fabulous. She's so rich. She's so fabulous.

Oh, speaking of very wealthy Asians. I know you don't know. Do you know who Becca Bloom is? I do. You do? Yeah, you've talked about her. And then she's not on Instagram. She doesn't come up for me, but like I've seen a couple things.

She got married over the weekend in Italy. Okay. Sick. Suck. Mazel Tov. For those who don't know, she is like literally real life crazy rich Asians. She lives in San Francisco. She started sharing her life on TikTok, just like her jewelry and her shoes.

and she wears like $250,000 necklaces to work. Like, it's insane. It's a level of wealth we've never seen before. And she got married over the weekend. Real parogy. It's just like their, it's their intimate wedding. I believe they're having like a big bang out wedding, more traditionally Chinese.

This was just their like 60 close friends at a villa in Italy. Masel toadda rent a octetot. Yeah, it was sick. Her chairs, the chairs at her wedding were Van Cleef. Sick. Sick. And then where do they go? Like where they rent?

rentals? The chairs? Yeah. I don't know who sits on them next. I assume they were rentals, but I don't know when you're so rich. Maybe you just bought them. Maybe, but then what are you going to do with that? Unless you have like a big 60 person dining table in your ballroom that you know.

I bet she does. Okay, good. She was also sharing their house hunting journey. They live in, what's like the wealthiest neighborhood in San Francisco? It's like Palo Alto, like that one. Yeah, Palo Alto. Because they're like, you know, in the tech space. And she was like sharing her house hunting journey.

journey. She shares some videos. Like she's looking at like seriously. It's insane. It's just her and her fiance. They're like at like 50 million dollars houses. It's the craziest thing. I highly recommend. And it's funny because the internet like hates rich people, right? Like once you become wealthy and unrelatable, like people start hating you. But the general consensus on Becca Bloom is like she rich is right. You know? And like they love her. Like love, love, love. And when they say eat the rich, we're not talking about Becca Bloom. That's what TikTok says. And it's just been interesting to see how she gets away with being rich when like other people, other richies haven't been so lucky. Oh, I believe they call that selective outrage.

That is. Yes, yes, yes. So she's safe. She's been marked safe from the ire of the internet. But I just know it's been too pargy for Becca Bloom. Like something's going to happen. You know, everybody loves her. Yeah. And I believe it was a great John Mullini who once said. Likeability is a prison. What did he say? He said, likeability is a prison and I have a chin implant. That's what he said. Do you notice this here four days in a row working? I did. I thought you were going to say, did you know it was Bruno's birthday? I didn't. How old is Bruno? Bruno is five.

We celebrated his birthday in the Hamptons. His birthday's a day after Charlie's. Got it, of course. So it was kind of, we do like a joint birthday. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. And he's looking more handsome than ever.

A couple of people have commented on his weight loss. His groomer said to me, she said, has Bruno been eating? Oh my God, no, you told him that he's drinking hot water with leaven because he's anorexic.

I was like, no, he's on a weight loss journey. Like, it's a whole thing. Thank you for noticing. he's as hungry as ever, don't worry. Because she thought he was, she thought he was sick. Like, she was like, does he eat his food?

I'm like, he eats. Oh, he's giving terminal she. He eats everything. Now, I don't want to start a fight. Okay. But like, are you going to apologize to me? I'm not going to apologize to you. The initial, I know what happened with Bruno's weight.

And when you started sounding the alarm, he had not gained weight yet. We weighed him. I just want to say for like a year I said this dog is fucking huge Every time I would come I haven't seen him for like weeks or months I would notice more significantly than you And you would like weigh him

And you'd be like no he weighs the same And like maybe that's true But now he's on a weight loss journey Now he's on a weight loss journey How does that make sense? No one time I weighed him he weighed the same I didn't agree with you that he looked big And then over the year

He was getting bigger I literally got a gate in my house Because I thought it was because he was getting The scraps of kids food on the floor Like I was with you, he was on the program. Turned out someone was overfeeding him. I'm just saying he's on a weight loss journey looking better than ever. I'd been saying he was fat and everybody said I was being mean.

Okay. Well, the good news is that Bruno has his physique back. And he's looking better than ever. And his fatphobic ante stunted on these toes. And when I spent the summer with him, he was like really, I could tell. He was like, thank you. Yeah, but the summer, again, was like, you know, he had a big voice. summer because there's a lot of people in the house there's a lot of food to get like he

went off like the program for a little bit but that's okay so did I do we all had a big bar summer by the way do you find I am eating like less than a quarter of the amount that I ate in the hamptons I'm eating I said to nothing here I said to bed yesterday and this is why I could truly never live in a house because you eat more when you live in a house I just know it like house versus apartment with a house like the kitchen it's like it's just the center of the home and everybody chills there like living in a house this summer I couldn't I was I was just saying this to someone my friend Kristen I said I over the summer was eating a box of oreo thins one box every two days like I kept placing an instacart order for a new box I haven't had an Oreo thin since I got home I'm so skinny no every time I would walk past the

kitchen it was definitely like a 200 calorie intake just like um just like paying the toll to get to the living room but I actually disagree with your hypothesis because I'm in a house now and I'm not eating anything like first it's a couple things when we're to together and when our family's together like we're celebrating we're eaters everyone wants to like we gift food like we're just food is our love language we literally got a carvel cake to celebrate iris and pepe right like we would just like oh cogeist would love this like right right cinnamon buns for all we think of each other also the hamptons has such amazing food that everywhere you go it's like it's a shame to not pick something up it's a shame to not eat something especially when we're

pregnant and we're eating with purpose like it's true i'm going to nourish my baby with this cinnamon roll from round swamp farm yes i am yeah it was the right thing to do for at the time there is no food in florida like there's no food here i literally don't eat anything and especially because i'm too tired to like really cook something like pari i actually just started doing a sourdough love this morning because i'm not eating i don't eat anything since i've been home ben's been on a sabre dough journey like since sunday and i have not seen a piece of bread i know it's an art i know it takes seven days but like let me tell you so many dishes there's like crusty sourdough on the floor on the wall all over these like jars and I still haven't even seen a piece of bread it's insane yeah he's

doing starter from scratch so that takes like five days to mature it's just really a shame that he didn't take some of my starter that was sitting with us for two months it's also a shame like you gave me starter last two years ago and I kept it in my fridge and then like maybe a month ago I was like it's time get like it turned black yeah you could pour off the black. I know, I know. Still, that's too long. But like, literally all he had to do was just like take some of mine from the Hamptons, the Hamptons. And that's, and it would have been ready to make the next day. But he's like, well, this way it's really from scratch. It's what he said. He's really proud of that. But like the thing about starter, it's like, it's also about the history

of the starter. Like my starter is a descendant of. A ballerina farm. Right. Who's is a descendant of Oregon Trail. Like my starter has 300 years of history. Your starter has roots. Yeah. So you actually don't want the freshest starter. It takes a long time to mature. It gets better and better with every feed. But I don't want to tell him that because he's excited and I'm not trying to be negative.

No, and like this is the start. Like all trees need to be planted, right? Like Ruby will be able to tell his friends like this is my dad's starter. Yeah, that's what else. I pray that Ben does this long enough for Ruby to tell his friends. That's my dad's starter. And he's like turning until. like toxic you because while he is on his

sourdough journey, like I said, I've yet to see a piece of bread and I still need to eat. So I bought a loaf of sourdough from the grocery store and he was like, this crap. I'm like, okay, well, you haven't given me an alternative. Yeah. A girl's got to eat. Was it real sourdough, like three ingredients? I don't know. It was from the Fairway bakery.

I feel like, yeah. I just don't see them like feeding their starter back there. He was like when I make sourdough won't have as many holes. I'm like, meanwhile, it was a delicious loaf. I made an amazing sandwich. Oh, it was holy. Yeah. Interesting. Speaking of holy, I ended up on a Florida Georgia line, like fan page who is just like making edits praying for their return.

And obviously, they're not making a return. But I saw somebody say something really interesting that just got me thinking about, you know, like country music at a glance. Florida Georgia line walked so Morgan Wallen could run. And they do really have like similar energies. We forget, but there was like a two, three year period where Florida George Line was not only making the biggest hits in country. Like they were crossing over every time meant to be Cruz, holy. Yeah.

I don't think it's so, it doesn't like scratch the itch in my head like it does for you. I thought it was a pretty good analogy. I won't argue it. I'll allow it. Oh, my God. Thank God. I'll allow it. I don't have energy to argue it, but I don't feel the exact same way.

So just to circle back, I will not be receiving an apology. About Bruton? For being labeled like crazy fatphobic anti. I never labeled you anything. What's with the word fatphobic? Like, I'm afraid. No, I'm not afraid, you know? Actually, I am afraid.

My personal journey is like, I am afraid. You're afraid of that people? I'm afraid of getting fat again, but that's like my own personal issue. Like, I'm not afraid of other fat people. That's probably only, like, one definition of the word fatphobic. Like, there are probably multiple. But I do think, like, afraid of being fat. It's different, but that's not what they mean when they say fatphobic or, like, homophobic.

I'm not afraid of being gay. Maybe it could also mean that. Yeah, but I don't like them adding phobic at the end. When they're trying to say, like, you hate fat and you hate gay people, right? Oh, okay. So this is a larger referendum on the phobia being. Just something I've been thinking about. I don't think homophobic people are afraid of gay people.

I think they hate gay people. So it should be like homo hatred, something, I don't know. I'm just throwing it out. Like, I think it's a flawed like linguistic system. But what do I know? I failed linguistics in college. Yeah, no, I understand what you're saying. I think it's a lot to take on.

But yeah, yeah. All is that to say, I'm not getting an apology. And you're not fat hatred? No, oh my God. That would be a self-hating fatty. I don't hate fat people at all. I personally don't want to be fat. And I would argue, like, a lot of fat people don't want to be fat.

That's why Ozempic has been such a fabulous thing. But it clashes with the body positivity movement because when you're overweight, you're like, you kind of have no choice. Like, you want to be happy. You've got to be body positive. But then this thing came that was like, oh, you actually don't have to be fat anymore. And we were like, oh, okay, yeah, I'll take that, please. So it's like, where does body positivity go in the age of Ozempic?

If I was in college, I'd be writing a paper on it. Interesting. And would you tap Serena Williams? Actually, yeah, she's quite relevant to the conversation. now to no but I would cite I would cite myself like I would be this the subject of my own dissertation because I am like nobody was more positive than me I think that's a conflict of interest I could write the paper on you yeah but I can't trust you to be completely unbiased why you're my sister you're my sister I know I'll just be like she was beautiful at every size yeah like I need

she was always so amazing I need someone driven by data and we asked her should write of a study about you well i did dm her and i wanted to ask like how do we get like an actual study on ozempic and breast milk like up and running because i like do they need money what do they need you know who you need to talk to who does studies dr easy yeah she did a study on ozambic but not about like maternity she knows how to run a study on ozambic yeah it's actually so true and then you could say like i know i volunteers tribute for the study yeah i'll be donating your body to Yeah, Jane Doe. So that's something.

But by the time you get all of that done, like, we will be 12. I'll be your grandmother, yeah. It'll be 12. Literally. And you will already be back on to the same. Now, I might just be saying this because I'm eager to get to Queenie and Weenie, but I do feel like it's time.

Yeah, I mean, the thing is, it's actually always time. Do you know what I mean? It's beautiful, yeah. Like, when we started the show, we would literally say good morning millennials and jump right into the first. story we would be crazy if we went like five minutes of just like chit-chat it was unheard of we didn't even know that was an option and i will credit when i think about the genesis toast at a glance if i might of course please at that time i really think like the move like me moving made for like so much more

like for us to need to catch up on i will say you moving i thought was going to be like the absolute end of my career like i was really thinking about going back to school like getting a graduate degree. Having said that, now in hindsight, it's funny how God works. It was the greatest thing that ever happened. It really forced us one to up our game in terms of tech. And I know a lot of people remote podcasts. And absolutely, there's not one person on the planet that does it better than us. Like we have the absolute best setup. You cannot convince me otherwise. And too, yeah, we had to like work harder at keeping up with one another. It forced our show to like evolve. I completely agree. Thank you so much for moving. We have like really separate lives.

Whereas like we used to, when we were in the city, like do the show on top of each other. Me and you go to lunch, go home, like, I don't know, go to the gym and, like, watch. Like, there wasn't that much, like, living separately that happened. So what are we going to catch up about every? Like, now I have so much to tell my Koji. A thousand percent. So necessity is the mother of invention. Slay.

All is to say, we could start the stories whenever we want because that's what we used to do. And we're also, like, adults who are, what is this from? We're adults with no children. We have the luxury to design our own lives. well we have the luxury to design our own show what's that from sex in the city yeah when big doesn't want to live with her anymore even though they're literally married and she like is telling everyone we've the luxury to design her own lives it's like okay just your husband hates you it's fine it happens listen we've all been there well now without further i do dat do dot do that do it is time

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Thank you, the T-Rturt. You're welcome. Our first story is some royal news. Some two-pronged royal news and not about the usual suspects. The wig? Well, yes, the usual suspects being Harry and Megan. This is about Kate and William. Kate and William are making news separately and together. First, Kate showed off her shocking blonde hair transformation, which usually haircuts and hairstyle changes are not news here at the toes.

But Kate Millington, the iconic brunette is now rocking a blonde look. And I got tagged in this a million times people wanting my take like turdy, and one thing you're not going to catch me doing is talking about the hair of a woman who just had cancer. Like, is it a way, I don't give a fuck. Like, she's expressing herself through hair. She just had fucking cancer. Don't, literally don't ask me for my take on this.

I don't have one. Like, do you, boo? Do you? Oh, for sure, do you? But, like, she's such a, a steady and a constant and such a brunette. It's so true. Stable. You know, Queen Elizabeth never showed up with blue hair.

A perm. Right. Like, so it's a really. I could see, though, Elizabeth with blue hair. I'm sure she was itching her whole career. Totally. It's like the one thing she couldn't do as queen. Yeah.

So it's like really, it's not even just about the physical transformation. It's about like what it means that she's just like kind of like going crazy. And I think that's like what happens. I wouldn't know. But I think like when you have cancer, like you deal with something so serious, everything else just sort of falls to the wayside.

Like the rigidities of life. And even if, you know, the future queen of England like this is her, you know, for lack of a better word, like letting her hair down and just like fucking around. And I feel like there might have been a time. time where she would have absolutely never done this, been experimental, especially her hair is her

thing. But I think when you just go to the edge of a cliff, like you've cancer, like, it puts everything in perspective. You're just like, fuck it. What if I just wore a blonde wig? Maybe she's always, like, had the itch to go blonde, but, like, knew that that was a bridge too far for the royal family and for her position. And now, like, this is a good time to try it out. What if you just fucked around with your hair? Like, I love it. Now, it's not platinum blonde if you haven't seen the photo, it's like a dirty blonde. It's still, it's very light, light brow. However, it is very surprising. Yes, it's a huge shift. We've only ever known her to be a brunette. Like, when I saw these pictures, I was like, I thought it was AI. I thought it was AI. I was like, I ignored it the

first time. I was like, what are people doing? That is a really tough part of this job, not to make like everybody feel bad for me, but I am constantly, and I'm a very savvy internet user, I'm constantly getting hoodwinked by AI. Like that picture of the Pope and the puffer jacket, I only found out like two years later that that was fake. Yeah. It happens to me all the time. Yeah. But most AI, like, you could tell.

No, it's getting better. The sixth finger. The three legs. Yes, yes. But these days it's getting a lot smarter, which I think is like kind of the dangers of AI. You know, they're outsmarting humans. They are. Although I cannot stress enough when I'm talking about the dangers of AI.

I just know I'm never talking about chat, GBT. I believe it was on this here program that I signed up for the premium plan and it is the best money literally chat chbt is raising ruby we're like attempting to sleep slash nap train ruby right now like with chat gbt it's the most amazing thing ben's actually done something really smart which is that he has started his sourdough journey in partnership with chat gpt and it's brilliant because sourdough is so scientific yep that i'm actually going to ask chat today i'm going to give them my measurements which is what i did in the hamptons i'm going to say like I'm making a loaf, 3.30 grams, water, blah, blah, blah.

How long should it ferment for? And I'm in South Florida. I keep my house at 69 degrees. How long should it for both ferment for? And what should my cook time be? Because I don't think my cook time is perfect. I, we used Chow Chabit last night because, like, two nights ago, Ben made me, like, an amazing dinner.

And I wanted the same thing, but, like, in a different font. And so we said, like, I made my wife amazing chicken, parmen spaghetti two nights ago. What should I make her tonight that's, like, a similar vibe? And we had something quite similar. Are you going to tell us? Or you're going to get you keep. It was like an Italian seasoning chicken cutlet. I don't know like exactly what it was.

I feel like some people would say it was like chicken milanays. But like chicken pie yard? It was somewhere between, no, it was somewhere between like a schnitzel and a chicken milanase, like turdies version. With sauce? No. Just like a chicken cutlet. And then we had this like garlic lemon spaghetti.

It was so good. You love GLS. I love, Ben makes this like garlic part. Parmesan lettuce. I'm cracking up to this. Certainly not. Garlic, parmesan, buttery, noodle type thing. It's fucking amazing. I'll have him make a video on it. Oh, thanks. Yeah. You're welcome. Also, Prince William did Eugene Levy's Apple TV show called The Reluctant Traveler. Really? Two of them are like cracking jokes on this new show of Eugene Levy's. Do you think that William and Kate watch Shitt's Creek? I think everyone. Oh, I forget. Canada is like a part of the Commonwealth, right?

Yeah, I think everyone watches and loves Schitts Creek. And you like TV watcher. And I think they watch TV. They're like, hold up all day in the castle. What, literally if they don't? I mean, on the Crown, they're always fucking watching TV. Yeah, yeah. I think they would watch Shits Creek.

I think they would too, especially because the levies are kind of the pride and joy of Canada. They're the most famous people in Canada besides like Justin Bieber. And he doesn't live in little there anymore. Yeah. So I think he's definitely a fan. I mean, we could probably watch the episode and find out these simple questions. No. Um, you know, if I'm somewhere where it's playing, like, I would watch this. Speaking of Apple TV shows, they, either came out or announced or we got the artwork. They're doing

like the office spinoff called The Paper. Okay. And they're putting so much money behind it. It looks so bad. I just know in like two years from now, we're going to, like, it's going to be completely erased from like, from everyone's consciousness. Like, but in this moment, I'm seeing it. It's on every bus in the city. It's on every bus stop. It's all over like the billboards and shit. And I just know. I just know nobody's going to watch it. I know it's going to be terrible. And I just know we're all going to forget about it. I'll have to see if Zach is interested in watching it. And then I should make him watch. He loves the office. He loves the office. But I don't really want to send him back there. Like I haven't seen the office on my televisions in like a year. And I'm at a place now with Apple TV Plus where when the new season of your friends and neighbors comes, that's when I'll be renewing my subscription. Like I used to watch Ted Lassow. Cancel it. Apple TV is not something I need to be subscribed to a year-round. It's not fiscally responsible. Like, Netflix, Hulu, like, they've got a bunch of stuff. But I'm really only ever watching one show on Apple TV.

So once the season's over, like, I got to cancel it. They shouldn't really make it a la carte. And then you should be able to buy episodes, like the iTunes store. Like Prime. iTunes. No, but Prime Slays. Like, you can subscribe to Prime and watch a bunch of shit for free. Or if you're not subscribed, like, buy it.

Sure. Or rent it even. Yeah. I like options. I actually cancel my phone. peacock this morning since Love Island USA is No longer. And I don't watch a lot of peacock. Peacock is a good one

But I also like I like to also you're so great like You're like if I'm not watching and you don't mind like logging in a million and out a million times. No I don't No not only do I never want to log in again I also like I want to let you know that I support you And if I do ever cancel like it means something Like you should oh okay Karen yeah you're giving Karen

Look into that You know I'm not just like I really don't cancel willy-nilly. So when I cancel, you're canceled. I don't know. These subscriptions are really adding up. It used to be like $3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Now, this peacock I canceled because I didn't want to like pay for commercials with Love Island, $17 a month. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. That's really nuts. Yeah, but and you pay for cable. YouTube TV. Oh, okay. So you're saving. Yeah, no, but then I also just bought ESPN Plus so I could watch my devil's partners. That you can cancel. Now you can cancel.

Note to self. Cancel that. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, it was still because it's a part of like a bundle. I don't need a bundle. I just needed ESPN. They make it so hard. No, I'm sorry. No. Yeah. No. That's too much. That's a bridge too far. Well, love to see

William taking after the great queen Elizabeth. She would every now and then dip her toe in. You know, she was in Bond, right? She was in Paddington. You know, British things. Yeah. Love that. Yeah, super cute.

Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Little booze news. The Kelsey Brothers' garage beer has scored a $200 million touchdown despite an industry-wide booze slump. So garage beer, which is a light beer maker backed by the Kelsey Brethren, is now worth roughly $200 million following a funding round as it has skirted a broader decline in sales across the industry,

according to a report. So first of all, their investors in a year. It's misleading. It's misleading. It sounded like they're. beer got bought for $200 million. And that's not the case. They just raised $200 million.

So when you raise money for a brand, it's like that's the value of the brand like according to numbers. But that doesn't mean like, you know what I mean? So them, it's misleading. I thought when I first read it that they were like another 100 mil for each brother now. Right. Because they just made 100 mil from the podcast. Yeah.

Like they're crushing it. That's, they didn't sell their beer company for $200 million. They're investors in a beer company that is now raising money at a $200 million valuation. but that could go down that could go up like it's not right it's not real like their investors in a beer company that's not their beer company like there are other investors yeah so their investment is doing well is the news yeah and I also don't know how this company can be doing so well because I've quite literally never heard of it unless he's drinking it I had heard of it because he's like

drinks out on the podcast sometimes and I see him do like little Instagram things but other than that I've never actually seen one out in the wild and I have to say I do think people are investing in them a thousand percent i mean they're the cereal guys they're so brand safe right now because they're like family guys yeah they're like the new weedies like they're the general mills they have a huge contract with general mills both of them know that yeah it's like oh g like athletes on cereal i don't look at the cereal aisle oh yeah she just has her organic purely elizabeth it's true well um i'd like purely elizabeth but i also love sugary cereal i would like a little purely Kelsey.

Yeah, that's up next. Yeah, for sure. And they have so many brand deals. Like, when you watch a football game, Travis is on every commercial. State Farm, Subway. Pfizer. Yes, Mr. Pfizer. Is he still doing Pfizer commercials?

I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Did anybody watch the game last night? I didn't, but I saw there was drama. My husband went out with friends to watch. And so I put on my cowboy. Abercrombie outfit today having no clue if they won or lost I'm dying to know I was going to say who won I feel like the Cowboys lost yeah the Cowboys lost of course they lost not only so their vibe

not only said what they do the Eagles are the best team in the league they lost only lost by four it's like oh that's pretty good the Cowboys will have their time we're so back to talking about football yeah so how did that last night's game come up garage beer no no like one I said when you watch a commercial. Oh, yeah. Like last night, like the games, I wonder if like the Pfizer commercials are playing again this year.

That's what I was going to say. I think they record new commercials. Oh, exciting. For every season. A new angle of his arm. With the Band-Aid. Oh, cackling. I think there are more.

I can't remember, but I remember last season being like stunned at how many commercials he was in for the biggest brands in the world. He's raking it in. Yeah, I mean, he's such. So brand safe, so beloved. I mean, he gets all of Taylor's love and he can go.

He can go and, like, you know, capitalize on all of it. She can't because, like, there's no brand out there that could afford her, literally. She's not going to be hockey a million brand deals. Like, that's just not what an artist does. But him? Although we all remember the Diet Coke era. Yeah, but, like, that's what. You can have, like, one or two, like, major brands.

But you can't just be, like, taking every job. No, she was AT&T and Diet Coke for a while. I'm like, that's literally it. capital one oh yeah yeah don't forget the capital one year direct tv that was a part of AT&T i believe they're like you know brethren yeah cute well anyways mazzles to garage beer yeah i love your beer spritz if you're gonna keep saying that you're gonna have to explain why i'll tell the story so when we were um over the summer spritz turned four which by the way major milestone happy birthday not as major as 200 million Not as major as $200 million.

Just like a small milestone that we were celebrating with a little cute video. Ben and Zach got a cake. Yeah. Then like Ben put his face in the cake. But it was a really big cake. So there was like parts of cake that weren't faced. And Harry actually had gone out and helped Zach get the cake. So he like was expecting a piece.

Of course. So he got his piece of cake. And I was just like taking a video of him because he was like saying happy birthday. I was like say happy birthday sprits. He was like, happy birthday sprits. I love your cake sprits. I'm sick. I do love your cake

It was delicious It was a Carvel It was not Carvel Oh no It was a sheet cake From the grocery store It was like cake cake Yeah it was like a yellow sheet cake

From King Cullen Yeah Yeah yeah yeah And he loved your cake spritz I love your cake spritz It was so cute It was really cute Are you ready for our next story

Yeah The White Lotus Season 4 location Has reportedly been revealed Have you seen this? France Bonjour White Lotus

Lotus, Light Lotus has reportedly picked a setting for the upcoming fourth season of the Anthology series. I just feel like, when do you say France? Like, there are so many different ways. Of course. This gives me no clarity. Is it Paris? South of France?

South of France. Right. There's so, I feel like South of France is a little too similar to the Megan Fahy. Italy. Italians. Yeah. Because it's very similar vibes. Is it Nice?

Like, where is it? Right. So we know that White Lotus usually films at 4. seasons. There are three, four seasons in France, the well-known Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat. So that's south of France. That's French Ribeiro. Then the Meghavi in the Alps, ooh, I think Alps. Why do I feel like they told us? Even Hotel DuCap, it's too similar. No, but they told us something that like makes me feel like it's snow. They said they would never do cold, right? No, I feel like they said we're doing cold. Something like that. Or I think we said that.

and then the Hotel George the 5th located in Paris Right, and I can't see them doing something urban Like in a city It's the whole point is that it's like kind of secluded Yeah Okay, I kind of am team Alps We had said that it would be great if they did a

Skiing one And then I believe this location scout Didn't interview and said we would never do something cold Well, they definitely said something about the cold They did and if I'm remembering correctly It was like, no should i attempt to look it up like i don't even know what keywords i would say let me ask chat yeah yes has anyone from the white lotus made comments about filming in cold climates question mark

but we need a chalet that's what we need to switch it up Jackie we said all of this like aspen even or like something really was just us speaking i think we said like Geneva you know Geneva. No, not Geneva. Gestad. Justad. Or, of course, Chal.

There are so many pargy places. You know, sometimes chat, like, says that they need a minute. Do you know what I mean? I actually had an experience

with chat where they were so wrong about something. It says it's searching for Bill Simmons podcast quotes. Yeah, I think like they went on a podcast. Okay.

Just kidding. Like, at this point, chat is not saving me time. Interesting. And after I gassed up chat, like so hard, 10 minutes ago. It's going to get me the answer.

It just needs like 30 seconds. Well, in the meantime, those are our three options. Exciting. Looking forward to casting. I think we can. I don't think we can. Really? I don't think we can.

Like, even when they were, where were they just? Thailand. They went into town a lot. Okay, but it was a town, like a small village. Yeah, but like it was like city. And then he went to Bangkok, remember? Walter. It's actually really crazy the chat

doesn't have anything to answer for me. Oh, here. David Bernard, the executive producer, bluntly stated that viewers should not expect the show to ever be set in cold weather. He elaborated on that point, noting that Mike White hates the cold. Bernard himself said he'd be surprised

if there were ever a cold weather season. A separate report reinforced that filming in a freezing temperature would be logistically difficult, adding that would-be cold settings aren't realistic for the series given the production demands. producer bernard also doubled down joking he'd bet a hundred thousand dollars we don't end up in the cold i feel like that's what you say when you're going to the cold

thousand percent throw off the scent okay i guess we'll wait and see i just want to say like not to just be like a nish friggin a complainer but like my coxidinia's never been worse okay so if you see me on youtube just like wincing ignore me i'm fine okay let's do our next story shall we what number is it four Yeah. Justin Bieber releases Swag 2 after like 12 hours of promotion featuring Thames, Bacar, and Hurricane Chris, who are three of my favorite artists. So this was very exciting for me.

Funny. Literally funny. Less than 24 hours after announcing the project, Justin has released Swag 2, the follow-up to his surprise album that dropped similarly with Little Warning in July. The new album has 23 songs on the record with guest appearances. The album arrived after its promised release time of midnight. appearing first on YouTube music before other streaming services. So Justin Bieber's working.

In the words of great Wendy Williams, clap if you care. Well, I don't care about his music. No shade to him. Like, I've never, like, been huge on his music. A believer. And I wanted to ask you, like, how did Swag One do? Like, I've seen that people, like, use the sounds a little bit on... Just that one.

Honey, I get it, I get it, I get it. I like that song. The way you got me all in my head. And then also, that's my baby, she's iconic. I think that's the same song. Oh my, that is not how it goes. That's my baby. She's iconic.

iPhone case, lip gloss on it. How did Justin Bieber's most recent album swag perform? I have to say, I've seen a lot of people like talking also about, it launched strongly with 163,000 album, equivalent units in the U.S., 200 million on-demand streams. It's his biggest streaming debut to date, plus about $6,000 in pure sales. I mean, 6,000 pure sales. It's actually crazy that, like, album purchase numbers are so low.

Yeah. Okay, so I would say that that is good, especially because when he dropped swag, one, I was like, is this just like, you know, an album, like a fart of an album where it's just like a... Right. Pee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo. Pee-P-P-Poo-Poo, we need like a name for that. Like, kind of he dropped a bunch of those albums at some point. Peep-P-P-P-Po.

And he had a song literally called like P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P. It's like not real music. It's like not for radio. It's like when a crazy person like just puts together some shit, it's called Pee-P-Poo. But Swag-Won was not Pee-P-Poo after all. No, it wasn't. But the marketing was giving potential to be Pee-P-P-Poo. Yeah, as was his behavior.

Correct. Well, often when you get a pee-pee-poo-poo song, there's also pee-p-p-poo-behavior preceding it. Behind, of course. You don't just, like, launch that as a sound of mind person. Now, I saw, like, Jalina crazies being like, it's crazy that Justin would launch an album on the day that Road launched in Sephora.

So yesterday was a huge day for Haley, and it was announced a little while ago that Road was going to be in Sephora. And it's very rare that Sephora doesn't carry a brand that, like, they own part of. They own part of so many brand. They own part of rare beauty. They own part of makeup by Mario.

Like literally, unless they have a vested interest or you're like Dior. It's really hard to get into Sephora. Ulta carries like literally everything shit on a stick. They carry everything. So it was a really big deal. And it launched actually in physical stores yesterday.

So it was a big day for Haley. She had a big launch party. And Justin also announced his album. And I saw like crazy Haley haters like going off about it. And it was like the first time I was ever like kind of agreeing with them. that's so funny it's one of the times where I don't agree I feel like it's great to be in Sephora proud of Haley I feel like Haley has a lot of big days these days it's true you know and there's only so many Fridays where you can like launch an album and I think when you're just

like having a lot of success like your success will collide sometimes and that's a beautiful thing I also think that Haley doesn't give a fuck because she's a billionaire now and like not to be weird like she's not threatened you know she's officially like the bigger success in the relationship just yeah And it's like, you want to act out. Okay. It would be like seriously like Ben doing a podcast episode on the day of the toast. It's like, sure, have fun.

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I agree. But also it's also could, you can make the argument that like rising ties Rachel shy. It's like when people are talking about Justin's new music, that's good for Haley, like that they're, you know, I don't know, a team. Maybe they're a team. I was thinking that. And I was thinking that would make even more sense if he did like a little pop-up performance thing at her party last night.

But he didn't. Yeah. That would have been like good synergy because it would have been huge for the album, but huge for road. So you're saying if they're a team, we need to see some teamwork. Is that crazy of me? No, no, no. I think that's good. I hope to see some teamwork.

But I will say that this did not raise a red flag for me where other things have. I just want to say I'm harboring a secret, a terrible secret. What'd you do? Okay. When we were in the Hamptons, I ran out of my road milk, glazing milk. You still mine. No, no. nothing to do with you, but I did steal.

From Satchie? Okay. No. Even worse. From Maltow? From Haley. From Haley Beaver. So I read out of my road to glazing milk, my favorite product. I placed an order on rojo.com. It literally arrived in three days. And I kept checking the porch and it wasn't there. And so I was like being a Karen, but I email the customer service. I'm like, hi. Like, you said it's here, but it's not. Like, I'm really sorry. Can I get another one? I'm like, I still need it. And they had amazing customer service, I have to say.

They were like, absolutely new one. And I had it shipped to the city. I was going to be back in the city next week. And I didn't want to deal. Like suburban porch. Maybe there's somebody stole it. I don't know. Porch pirate.

You thought you were a victim. A couple of days later, we're like leaving the Hamptons and we're like cleaning the house. You know, it's the end of season. And I'm on the back porch cleaning, you know, taking some trash out. And what do I see on the back porch? I see my road. There were actually a couple of packages that had accrued there all summer. That's why you got some Dreamland baby pajamas.

Yeah, I was looking for them. They kept saying they were delivered and I was like, I'm at the front door. Right. That's exactly what happened to my Road. And I believe both were delivered by DHL. And the DHL man obviously was like crazy. Who delivers to the back porch? Like who even goes to look at our yard?

No, like FedEx, UPS, everybody goes to the front porch. So I didn't tell Road because they had already sent the replacements. Like I got two. was totally innocent yeah i think i'm gonna go to jail i think it's fair because like of all the like free marketing you do for road it's true i deserve the extra toner you're on their PR list so like they're happy to give you free stuff i know but i like to support brands like yes so the idea that you got something free from road well they love to give you free from road yeah so and i just want to say now that they're in sephora like i can go out and just get up until then i

had to order online so i'm thrilled that they're in sephora because now i don't have to deal with you know back for porch front porch trauma yeah i had a similar i had a similar experience one time but but like i've made like i i didn't do anything wrong like yet okay so i'm excited you know i love maybe molly may's brand uh-huh oh you're stealing from a small company no wait so i like i i guess at one point i ordered like two orders in one week one was for like a brown set and I guess I got two pairs of brown pants also different brown pants and I forgot about that so when I opened my package expecting my brown set there was they only sent you pants I said excuse me yeah this is preposterous yeah I was like I didn't get my shirt whatever and they so they issued me

a credit gift card to use to like get place my order right so that they didn't send me anything but they sent me the gift card um for the amount that I had spent and then like the next say like my set came and I was like I ordered all of these things that's on me yeah I never used the gift card credit that they okay I just wasted someone's time and made them feel like they did something wrong like made them feel like they were a bad brand maybe I stressed out Molly that day like imagine some American girl got two pants yeah and now the company's bankrupt because literally like shipping will bankrupt a company yeah well actually yeah I think I was before tariffs anyway so because the last time I ordered for maybe they were holding up my DHL.

They were like, you have to pay this amount. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, you can't just. I just want to say. Police me. I love Road, but like DHL. I'm sorry. If it's not FedEx or UPS, like scram.

If a DHL van, like if I lived in a house and I saw like the DHL van pull up, and be like, oh my God, it's, they're coming for me. Like DHL is so crazy. No, for me, I will go to HL for maybe and for Farfetch. No, I don't fuck with DHL at all. I understand. And they're waybills. All that to say, I'm really sorry, Haley.

I'll Venmo you. It's like $34. I'm sorry, Molly, if I made you feel like your business wasn't up to snuff. You guys did exactly what I asked you to do. And I never used the credit. I feel better. I feel worse. When I saw the road milk on the back porch, I was like, fuck.

I feel like that happens all the time, especially. Like on the other side of it, we get so much like merch stuff. Right. Like this. Do you remember where was this story? I forget what if someone posted it, that they ordered a sweatshirt. It never came. They like banged down our door.

I think they sent them a replacement because it never came. And then like a few months later she saw her neighbor wearing the sweatshirtion. So like we did. It was NFL chili season. This girl made a TikTok. She was like, I bought the NFL chili season merch from Toast. And it never arrived. So I asked customer service.

And they gave me my money back. No, we didn't have any more. So she just got her money back. Right. Because it was a limited drop. So also the neighbor couldn't have bought it like. Right. She was like I was so upset.

And then, like, a few months later, I see my neighbor walking her dog wearing NFL chili season. It obviously just got like shipped to her. Right. And like on our end, we're like, sweatshirts aren't making it to their destination. So funny. Listen, being business owners, this is what we were saying yesterday. Being in the apparel industry, it's tough.

Yeah. And it's very full circle, you know? It happens on both sides. It does. It does. Big and small. Our fifth and final story, are you ready for it? If it's our fifth and final story,

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As of New Jersey has started test filming without Teresa Judice is a report. What? Yep. So there are potential new cast members who filmed last week with Margaret Joseph's, Dolores Katania, and Melissa Gorga in mid-August. They want to see how the new girls work on camera with some veteran cast members from the show. The insider added that while Teresa wasn't involved in the test shoot, she along with

friends Jackie Goldschneider and Jen Fessler, are still in consideration to be part of the new season. So I think that whatever they're filming right now isn't even going to be a part of what we see next. They're like really just a test. Want to see like what dynamic is going to be that is it going to be like, you know, the rationales and the new girls or the OG Teresa? The crazies and the new girls. The thing that Teresa doesn't have going for her is her allies, right? Like, Jackie Goldsteiner is not integral to the show, unfortunately. I happen to love Jen Fessler, but like if it's Teresa, Jen and Jackie versus Margaret, Melissa, and Dolores, those are three heavy hitters versus like Teresa and, you know, two interchangeable. So that doesn't really help Teresa's case, but Teresa's Teresa, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, I really don't, I would be shocked if they go forward without. Her? I would be shocked, too. But the show does need some shaking up, apparently. Even though I feel like enough time has passed. No, I don't think that it needs shaking up. I think that they will not fill. Right, therefore it needs shaking up.

Right. And who are these new ladies? Do we know anything about them? The thing is, I feel like Jersey does a good job of hiring newbies. I think a lot of franchises hire new people, and they have a lot of like one season wonders who come and go and then eventually they find good people. Everyone in Jersey's fucking crazy. And I think it's just ripe with people who would perform well.

I can't remember the last time they had just one, someone come on for one season. Well, the twins, your favorite. That was literally 15 years ago. Yeah, no, like Rachel Fuda was a great addition. Danielle. Like, people in Jersey just, like, have a lot of personality, I think. And so I'm not really concerned about them finding new people,

but I think the concern is like how do we move forward with the people that we currently have? And like blending new people. and veterans, they have to have like... Right, and some veterans refuse to blend, Teresa. Right. Some veterans refuse to blend. She just became friends with Jackie Goldschnider who was a veteran like six years ago.

We were in the Pink Studio. Yeah. She doesn't play well with others. The other girls, Margaret and Melissa, do, and I think that's, like, to their benefit. Yeah, they love the new girls, especially if you bring on someone who, like, they know, which is how they should do it.

They became really good friends with Jackie Gold Schneider. Mm-hmm. Not so much anymore since she... Rachel Fuda. Yeah, that was like the craziest flip in Housewives history. Jackie Goldsteiner becoming friends with Teresa. Remember the Jackie Goldstein or Teresa Gia Judey's doing Coke thing?

Yes. That was a crazy, like that was such a crazy time in Housewives history. I think Jersey, I don't think Jersey's at a place where they need to pause as seriously as they are. I think some other franchises are obviously there. I don't think Jersey is. I'm a big, but I'm also just a big Jersey fan. Well, the pause has been long at this point.

So now they're like getting back to work. It'll probably be a while before we get anything on our televisions. But like they are taking on the task. I think it's good that they saw that Roney reboot did not work. Because we don't need a reboot. No, we don't. But I saw that Dolores or somebody like they held that annual softball game, but I don't think it was filmed.

They just like did the charity softball game. That is my favorite episode of Jersey Housewives. It is the funniest. Agreed. It is hysterical. And the fact that we're not getting it, like that makes me sad and a lot of the girlies still participated and it was all good for charity but like we didn't see it that's a bummer because it became one of my

favorite installations and that's why like Dolores she earned her spot now this delay is affecting our lives yeah the quality of our lives and speaking of the days of our lives it's time for queenie and weenie which is our final segment of the week queenie of the week Jackie and I like to give out two awards at the end of the week just so we can take a look back at a glance what went down this week and delivered two awards. Queenie of the week and weenie of the week they're pretty self-explanatory if you acted like a queenie this week

you might be eligible for Queenie of the Week and if you acted like a major weenie this week you might be eligible for Winnie of the Week again it's not that serious it's a seven-day title one day you could be Queenie, one day you can be weenie if you're a criminal you're not going to be weenie you're obviously just going to be in jail with a weenie in your mouth.

Let's start with Queenie. As we always do we start with the positive. My Queenies is a group of people it might be obvious but it's just like what I'm feeling in this first week back is the Toaster community, you and I like of course we're the queenies like for doing the toast but the whole community for we made it we made it to this week everyone was supporting women in motherhood has been so supportive

I'm sure for some people it's like hard to not have this part of their routine and everyone giving us the space that we needed and we made it back and like for that we are all queenies I love that that's very like teacher of you but I respect it it's just like when I think of the week at a glance it's the week of the toasters like we did it I agree Mine is similar. It's the Spritz Boys. Oh, that's beautiful. These two college athletes

who I literally made my entire personality this week brought me so much joy. I was on the edge of my seat watching them. I'm looking forward to like, you know, seeing what they do in their illustrious careers. And they were very Queenie like this week. So the Spritz boys are my queenies. I love that.

My weenies, and the thing is, like, weenie's not a harsh enough term here. But I... By the way, I feel. I think we have the same weenie. I need to bring up this situation that has made me see. The nurses? The nurses.

Made me see red this week. I was almost going to make it a story, but then like other stuff came up. But then when I realized it was Queenie and Ween, I'm like, this is the perfect time to discuss what I saw this week. That has just made me so irate. So this TikTok went viral of a bunch of nurses making content in their practice. It's an OB-GYN practice. It's the San Sum clinic in Santa Barbara. I believe it's in urgent care.

So they went viral for all the wrong reasons. Yeah. So they made a video and how many nurses do I see? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. And there are two men and, oh, no, three men, three women. So this. And I just want to say the men are even more egregious for participating in this. Like women should know better, but like men, get out of here.

So they made a video saying, are patients allowed to leave you guys gifts? That's what was captioned on the video. Like a question that they get asked. And then they each started posing with, um, The sheets, you know, when you let go to the doctor and you lay on the table, they put a fresh sheet down for hygiene. Plastic. And then the part where, like, you would sit where it gets wet.

They were posing with, like, you know, wet spots. Wet spots that women had left from their examinations. Papsmear, yeah. So, of course. So it's like, yeah, we get left gifts. Like, your liquids. Like, that was the joke. So unfunny, so unethical.

Just, like, so. egregious. Like as if it's not embarrassing enough to have to go to the OBG way and I think a lot of women actually don't go because it's so awkward and invasive and you just expect I'm sorry, there's just no excuse

for not having the highest level of maturity, of discretion, of competence, anything less than that is unacceptable and this publicly making jokes I wish they're like smiling next to the stains or like sticking their tongue out like just being like so

men participating and i just want to say they act like they're not shoving a glob of fucking jelly up your vagina in the examination it just comes back down even a perfect vagina there's liquid yeah but like when they're showing like a big stain like they're they put that in you for the they act like this just came out of nowhere they also put a big metal rod like of course there's going to be stuff yeah like it's called gravity my friend now this is not helping you know, there's a theory that like all high school bullies become nurses. And this is obviously not helping the theory. And I just want to say, love the nurses.

Is it like a, yeah, because nurses like love to get mad. This is not helping the reputation that like all nurses were former school bullies, just saying. Yeah. This is really, really, really awful. I hate every single one of these people who participated. And I really don't know who I'm more disappointed in. Like the men or the women. Like the women really should know better about like women's health.

and how personal it is and how, you know, how caring you need to be. And also, like, practically speaking, okay, so you're saying, like, we shouldn't leave that there when we go to the doctor, like, because we have to be a gift that you didn't like. Right, right. So I should rip off the paper and, like, pull it down. Great, so you're out of a job. No, but then it's like, when you come in, you don't know that that's clean or dirty. I could have sat there and not left anything.

Right, I'm actually making your job easier by leaving my stay. Right, so then you're going to, because I've thought that before. Like, should I, like, but then it's like, but then they won't know that this is a dirty one. And then if I put down a new one, you might not know that that's clean. And then you might, you might be wasteful and you might take it off and put another one. And it would be wasting. Which would be a greater crime than anything. This made me so upsetting.

And I, I feel like sometimes I see things on the internet that are so upsetting and there's not enough rage and outrage from it. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm so different than my fellow. man, because this makes me so bad. And it's just like people go on with their day. Everyone was so upset by this. They have all been terminated from their positions. I hope they never get another job in health care ever again. Because I feel like there are a lot of things in this world.

Like nothing's sacred anymore, right? You know, like, but I do feel like HIPAA is like the one thing teetering our, like holding our society back from the edge. Like, we respect HIPA. You know, celebrities like, they go and have babies all the time and like we don't hear about it. You know, it's really, HIPAA is the one thing we have. And when you cross the HIPAA line,

that's like the Scott Dissick thing when he was in rehab and they took pictures of him on screenshot on the Zoom, when we don't have HIPAA, we don't have anything. Yeah, and I imagine that like people who go into medicine like have to follow a code of ethics that if you don't. Yeah, HIPAA. Yeah, and if you don't follow, like there will be consequences, not just you could get fired from your job,

but you could lose your license, you know? Yeah, it's called HIPA. So where does that, like it's, where does that kick in here? I believe there's, there has to be an investigation. This has become such a big story. Yeah. I believe the board is getting involved. I think like, I do believe you need a license to nurse.

And I think those licenses should be revoked. I'm ready for jail time. Like, I'm so mad. Yeah. I'm so mad. And if you know, if anyone here, there's so many of them too. Like, yeah, it's like not one person was like, damn, this is a bad idea. And it's not like there's like one bad seat at the practice.

It was like everyone there. is a horrible person. Yeah, they all, like, filmed each other. Yeah, no, and it's like a big, how many people work here? They just fired everyone. Did they have to close the practice? Correct.

No, like, justice for the practice. Like, whoever owns the practice, like, this is not their fault, but, like, I would never, ever go to this practice. Never. And of all the types of doctors offices to, like, have a scandal like this. Like, I'm sorry, there's not a worse one

than an OBGYN. There's just not. Like, I wish this happened to anywhere else. you know actually I guess like maybe a pediatrician's office would be worse for sure it's just so bad it made me so mad it's actually worse than weenie of the week I know but I needed to touch on it agreed and this was the perfect touch point uh I just wanted to say honorable mention to my runner up for weedy of the week um which is the members of Fifth Harmony for being weenie like I just wanted I wanted to circle you know close a circle on that's you talked about at the beginning of the week yeah they would

have won you know had these doctors not done what they done the nurses notwithstanding yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been classic case. Yeah. Worth mentioning. Oh, my God. There's like all these screenshots in the art. Like these, it makes me so mad to see. No, me too.

It's really, um, it's disgraceful. Disgraceful. And I'm just, I feel really good about the fact that like everyone was mad about this. And there has been so much outrage. And whenever there's outrage, I'm like, oh, people are so annoying. No, and I feel really good about the fact that like they are showing you who they are. Yeah, we have their faces. It's not like they made this video.

they just showed videos of the stains and like not right here faces do you know them is that your neighbor yikes this one is the craziest do you see this one the person yeah the like with the tongue out oh gee well cogie well cogie i love your spritz cake i love you i love your cake spritz thank you guys so much for listening to the toast the monday morning show where you deliver the that's high stories you need to have a Monday Friday. Such a bummer to end on that. I'm like... I know.

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