The Toast - Physique? Consider It Enhanced: Friday, September 26th, 2025

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

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Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Friday. Hey, Jacks, how you're doing? Looking so cute and pregnant. If you guys aren't watching on YouTube, Jackie, just looks so cute today. Thank you so much. I'm wearing one of my new

maternity outfits from Gat maternity. So it's really made to enhance my physique. By the physique? Consider it enhanced. Yeah, it's giving enhanced. I took some like cute mirror picks. I'll post them on my Instagram. It's giving enhanced. So that you can see. But it's like really nice to be wearing like stretchy clothes that fit that accentuate the belly and I'm feeling really cozy in my outfit you look amazing I hope it's translating on the show I just like in the mirror it looks good but like I don't know I guess it's technically the same color as the chair and I don't know yeah you are it's giving blend but guess who's here today standing out from the pack is it scroona lunna duna bruna it's bruno first time spotted on the show since watermelon gate however this

morning we did experience hamburger bun gate because I accidentally got my pantry my pantry a jar and he got into some hamburger buns that were like on a low shelf. Let me ask you a question. Martins? No, actually. I believe Pepperidge Farm. I don't know where they came from. That is so weird of you. I'm sorry, anybody who buys buns that aren't Martins? I didn't buy them. I'm trying to think why I had them. No, no, they weren't gifted. I think I was ordering, um, from like a healthy food store and I got some like I had had some hamburgers so I was like oh let me get buns just in case so I bought whatever buns they had anyways in total he had one whole bun and the rest are obviously garbage thanks broody but now I need to keep an eye on him he was like trying to get in people's handbags this morning like he's he's on a rampage he's so embarrassing he is so crazy but he's here and that's what matters Bruno it's amazing to have you here you guys right before we started the episode Jackie like sort of dropped something and I'm I'm I'm I'm eager to get to the end of the episode. As you guys know, every Friday, we do a little segment called Queenie and Weenie,

and I shared with Jackie before we recorded. That was actually having a hard time coming up with my weenie, and she said, don't worry about it. I've got it. I said, I've got you. Just, if you could, if you could, like, wait on my secret project till the end of the episode, that would be great. And to distract you, can you tell us about your secret project from last night?

Oh, yeah, Secret Project Alert, Secret Project Reveal. No, secret project reveal. Yeah, I went to kind of like a pari event. Dear Media hosted a dinner. By the way, at the corner store. Like, am I the coolest girl on the planet or a trendy restaurant? You know I'm always telling you to go to the corner store.

Travis and Taylor have eaten there. Yeah, I went to a private event there. And it was just like, you know, a bunch of moms. It was really, it was an event for mothers. A few fathers, actually. And Ben was supposed to be there, but he double booked me. And he was like, sorry, I can't come. It's like, oh, so you want me to go to this event by myself?

Well, he had like a pargy evening. Yeah. Thankfully, I, I like, knew a bunch of people there, but I hate going places alone. And when you're in the influencer industry, not to get like sidetracked, but you more often than not have to go to these things alone. Like when you're going to events and stuff, you don't get a plus one. But because like Ben is also a creator and a podcaster, like he was invited as a client of Dear Media, I get to go with you a lot of places. I go to, I never have to go alone.

And so last night I did. And it was totally fine, actually. I knew like a ton of people there. And I got seated next to Emily Oster. So like I walked in and I walked past the table and I saw briefly, my name was like kind of in the middle next to Emily. And I was like, oh, I'm the most important person here. thanks dear media and it was a part of you event it was like a co-hosted dinner with Instagram and dear media talking about like you know internet safety for teens I don't

know maybe because I'm a teen or maybe because I'm a teen mom that's why they invited me but I really came to meet Emily Oster and to you know eat at the corner store and let me tell you did I eat usually these events nobody eats oh my god I was so hungry and I feel like everybody there was like in some stage of motherhood so like everybody ate it was really Yeah, you had the pregnant women, you had the nursing moms, you had the ones who haven't had a full meal because they've been just eating scraps off a toddler plate. Then I went out after again, yeah, I got home at 10 o'clock. Where'd you go after? And I just had some, you know, things, some people to meet up with, you know?

No, I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to press you. Yeah, just like socialite things. Why can't you tell us what it is? Oh, no, I just, we went out to Crane Club to, like, meet up with some peeps. Like, we're cool like that. Who are the beeps? Oh, my God.

You're obsessed with me. Wait, but like, why won't you tell us who you were with? Okay, okay. Everybody wants to know. Everybody wants to know. I genuinely don't know. I was with Melissa Woodhalth. Were you?

Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, she wanted some tips on how to be healthy. So I gave them to her. I gave them to her. So generous. I know. It's kind of what I do to help people who are severely unhealthy.

But it's so big of you. And speaking of, you were saying the room was full of nursing mommas this morning, I ventured out. Okay. I ventured out to find an exemption. For the young people. Yes, as you guys know, the fast day is coming up. If you're pregnant, you don't really have to fast. I don't know if that still applies to breastfeeding mamas.

So I reached out, I was going to reach out to my rabbi, but I said, you know what, let's reach out to his wife. She also just had a baby, and she obviously understands the plight. Now, she had a lot of questions for me. about my supply, and I knew I could, like, lead the answers if I wanted to get, but I was honest with her, but she was just like, if you don't eat, does it really affect your supply? How is your supply, do you have enough? I wouldn't know. Right.

I literally, I responded to her. I said, I've never not eaten, so I don't know if that would affect my supply. Right. She was like, I could have answered her. She was like, do you have enough milk to feed the baby, like, if you don't? Oh, I guess. Yeah, like, you do have a freezer stash and you've posted about it on the internet. Yeah.

So I could not lie. And so I didn't necessarily get the answer that I wanted, but she was flex, right? She was like really try to make it to 1 p.m. That would be like a huge mitzvah. And then just do your best. And then there's like different things you could do like a Kazai and she was telling me like a mouthful of water. So I'm going to try.

I think that's fair. Or like fast with liquids, you know, like that you could have water, electrolytes, coffee, like all liquids. Yeah, I like that. Liquid diet. Flex. So skinny. Flex.

Are you going to fast now? No. It wouldn't be good for me. Well, I'll do the night portion because I do stop eating early anyway. But no, no, we're, I'm like literally like as pregnant as you could be for Yom Kippur. Of course.

When they said pregnant. When they said pregnant women like shit and fast, like they're talking about me. 1,000%. I'm not just like, you know, like first try like. Right, right. First try guy. Feel good.

Actually, excuse me, I didn't. That you're literally talking about me. Last Yom Kippur, I was like in the throes of first try. and I did not fast. I didn't even attempt. Yeah. It's such a tough time of year. It is,

but it's a beautiful time filled with positivity and sweetness. Right. And Jackie and I are sort of beams of positivity and sweetness sort of pillars of our community. Everything is amazing. Everyone is amazing.

No matter how stupid and ugly you are, you are beautiful to me. You're beautiful to me. You're timeless to me. So we're going to bring that energy into the stories today. Everyone's a winner. It's like, is that even the attitude God wants us to have?

I don't think so. Everyone's a winner. No. Well, it depends. I think everybody, like, views their own lord in, like, a different way. And so in Jewish, like, our God is a merciful God, right? But he's also like... Fair. Yeah, you're a dumb bitch energy. So, I think in other religions, like, they perceive, you know, their Lord to be.

a little bit more lenient but like in Judaism like it's a tough no he's a harsh judge yeah I feel like that's the energy we should bring yeah just sort of emulating God's harshness and mercy I feel like we have a lot of mercy I'm an extra like I'm constantly giving grace I mean did you hear what I said about Haley Jill Osmond I know we're so big literally and we are so forgiving extremely Do you want to others. Extremely forgiving. Did I say that? I believe.

No, I think I said extremely. Roll the tapes. Roll the tapes, my fave. And how are you? I'm good. It's like an unearned Friday, but I'll take it. I know, because we did have two days off in the middle of the week. So just like, let's just like enjoy the Fridays.

Yeah, everyone just like act normal. Maybe no one will notice that it's Friday. Right. And yeah, I'm excited for the weekend. Oh, do you have any big plans? I do. I forgot to tell you. What are you?

Oh, are you going to know the Ryder Cup? I am, and actually, I meant to ask you. I need you to tell me, like, everything. So I, like, wasn't really listening the last time you told me about, like, America and near appearance. And then I just tell me. Let me explain the Ryder Cup. So it's, like, kind of like a mini Olympics.

It's a golf match between Team USA and Team Europe. So Team... Has it started already? I think it starts today. The boys have been, like, there all week. They have, like, a pargy, fancy dinner. with their wives. They always have like a big dinner before the cup.

That's so cute. Let's see who's on Team USA this year. But it's the name. I saw Rory. He's team Europe. Oh shit, you're right. Okay, Scotty Shepleur. Scottie Shepleur.

He is classic. I just need, like, in order to know everything about it, I need to get on like that side of TikTok. So let me just shout into my phone. Rider Cup, Rory McElroy, Rory McElroy, Ryder Cup, Beth Page, New York. So Scotty Sheffler. Zander's Shufle who they don't focus on

in full swing so I don't know him Bryson DeShambo we all know and love Oh my God but Bryson and his TikToks are so crazy Yeah no that's his thing He's like the internet golfer yeah Justin Thomas Wait I need to bring satchi I think him and Margot would be really cute together

Like such a good looking couple But he's gonna be busy so um Okay fine maybe another time Maybe another time like I did you say after Bryson Justin Thomas that's JT Ben knows him right I know Justin Thomas Yeah. You're saying I have a friend at the cup?

Yeah. Well, again, he's going to be busy, but maybe he could, like, grab drinks Sunday night if it goes well. Not my friend playing. Oh, my God. I have so many friends who are athletes. JJ Spawn, Cameron Young, Sam Burns, Patrick Cantley. He was in the documentary. Colomorcawa, we know him.

Ben Griffin, Harris English, and Russell Henley. A lot of new names, actually. And then Keegan Bradley is the. captain, which is a big deal because last Ryder Cup, it was kind of like, it was a whole plot in full swing. Kagan Bradley had played for the U.S. team. He's like a really sweet family man. He's not the coolest guy in golf, but he's like steady, you know?

And he had played in the Ryder Cup a few years ago, and like his shot was the one that like lost the Ryder Cup. And it like haunts him. Oh me. Oh my. And so last year when they were picking the team for the Ryder Cup, there's like half of them get in. If you're the top six in the country, you qualify and then the other half the captain picks so he was like could have been on could have

not been picked he was really hoping to get picked and like come back and redeem himself and it was all about like is he going to get picked or not to be on the team and he did not get picked and he did not play but this year he's the captain that's nice isn't that a beautiful story the comeback and well we'll see how it goes but I feel like he's so nobody wants it more than him And like historically, does Europe usually win? Does America usually win? Like, are we? We haven't won on, they switch off every cup playing in the U.S.

or playing in Europe. So usually the U.S. wins. But when we play in Europe, we haven't won in like years playing there. They won the last one because it was in Europe two years ago. But when we play in America, do we usually win? We usually win because you get home court advantage. Like people go crazy. It's like a very rowdy event.

Like the Olympics, like U.S. It's rowdy? U.S. Yeah, people like chant and they boo the. other continent. I'm going to be there booing 100%. And then so the European team has a lot of players that you would also know that they

Because they're famous, like Rory. Like Rory, Robert McIntyre. I know, I just want to say, like, Justin Rose, do you remember him? Oh, wait, Justin Rose has Cavaliers. Whitney Rose's husband. He has Cavaliers, Cogee. Jackie, don't you feel like, and I feel this sometimes

with the Olympics when people compete for other countries, but like they live in the states, they train in the states. Like you're draining our resources. Worry McElroy lives in America. Just saying. Yeah, they all live in Florida.

And it's nice that you have the connection to your home country. But like, I don't know, you're draining our resources and then you're trying to beat us. I don't like it. Well, that's classic for the Olympics.

I feel like for this, no one minds because it gives a little bit of rivalry and they have to just like make shit up. They just need cup after cup. And the Olympics, like sometimes people don't make it to the American team. So they're like, oh, my grandmother's German. I'll compete for Germany.

Like you can qualify that way. So that's different. It's different. Yeah. Also, golf was invented in Scotland, so, like, they have a lot of golf pride over there across the pond. That's fair. That's fair. Also, Shane Lowry's playing for Europe. He's, like, he always gets a plus one because he's, like, Rory's best friend.

I don't know how much he, like, earns it, but, like, Rory's, like, tax him in. Got it, got it, got it. And John Rom. John Rom. John Rumb. Yeah. Tikia. Ram bomb so I don't know if you'll know the other names anyways it's a very big deal it's

very exciting I'm so excited that you're going I'm said you're not coming I know that's like I have phone mode I but it makes me feel better to know that I physically can't come like yeah what would I be doing there yeah so um you have to give us a full recap on Monday I think I might try and watch some of it I might let me know if you see me on TV when are you going I don't know Ben just said we got tickets. Or two days. I don't know. I have to find out.

And it's just you and Ben? Yeah. So fun. Let me know everything. We'll do. Our golf correspondent on the ground. This is a sports podcast, you guys. I mean, I'm wearing 49ers merch today via Abercrombie.

And they slayed their NFL collection this year. All to say, USA, USA. Oh, you know, I'm going to be over there like. With my, I'm gonna, oh, should I have to wear red, white, and blue. Yeah, but also you should probably wear like Travis Matthew, like a little golf. You have a tennis dress, energy. Yeah, yeah, little girl, sweet polo. Little girl.

Little girls, little girls everywhere. Yeah. I thought when we say little girl, we're quoting Mary Cosby. Mary Cosby by way of Ms. Hanigan. Honestly, Mary Cosby is kind of like a modern version of Ms. Hanigan. 1,000%. You don't even have to differentiate which one you're saying because they say it the same. now if we were to cast in annie live right this moment mary cosby's our miss hadigan who's our annie

we've got annie we've got annie who played annie in the one in annie live you loved her she didn't she hasn't done anything yet like she's a young girl but she was so cute you loved her what was her name i don't know i have no i don't remember her name was annie annie What's We Got Annie from? The movie. We Got Annie. Not the original. The one, um, and also Nicole Scherzinger was doing We Got Annie.

It's a great. Grace has her moment. Grace. She was, um, Grace. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Victor Garber is always Daddy Warbucks. Eternally.

Or he's Mr. Stacks, played by Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox did a really good job. As Mr. Stacks. Yeah. Which is such a funny name. But Daddy Warbucks is Daddy Warbux. Yeah. Don't make me go down.

I should have a dream about Victor Garber the other day. And Jet Puckett. That's Campbell's husband. And Jet Pucket is kind of a modern Daddy Warbux if you think about it. Yes, with Paloma as Annie. That's our version. And Campbell is Grace. Campbell is Grace.

And I'm Miss Hannigan. Thousand percent. Let's get into the stories because we have a lot of. to discuss and we have to put a positive spin on it all. Okay, I dropped my iPad like the second we started the show and I haven't picked it up yet. Okay. And I actually don't know what to do about it. Yeah.

I might have to do the ads from my phone. You have to do them from your phone. Oh, I needed to call you out on something. My iPad case. You know what's so crazy. Where is your branded iPad case? So ever since we came home from the Hamptons, you know that I have to put on the granny to cook for the Yeah.

Jackie takes her work iPad and her kids obviously don't do screen time but on airplanes she allows it and she puts it in that like kid friendly one that has like the handles squishy one and literally they walk into the Hamptons and they're like Granny the Cook is here I'm like who they call that the case with the shop I don't know why I missed the origin story but they call it Granny the Cook so I put on Granny the Cook for the plane and I I know I put the toast case like in my bag or something but it has not materialized it hasn't materialized whereas i thought that it would i guess i could look a little harder for it but like i got a lot going on so if you guys give me some fucking grace that would be nice all literally all we do is give

fucking grace yeah so could i get some mic flag is upside no no i'm talking about us talking giving grace to you your mic flag's always upside down you don't have your case get your fucking case bitch oh so you're not giving grace no yeah I'm not. Oh, sorry, wait. I forgot. It's like, to a woman was a lot going on. Where I'm supposed to be giving grace. He's a pillar in the community. Can't give a little damn grace. She's such a pillar in her community. That's one of my favorite phrases. Without further, do, do, do, do. Here are the fast five stories that you need to know. And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought you by Byheart, an infant nutrition company built from the ground up to deliver real innovation on behalf of babies and parents.

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Special Forces. I heard Britney Cartwright went home. Relatable. I didn't realize that it was like elimination show, which makes sense. So who's won special forces in the past? I don't know. But this does feel like the first season where like I will not necessarily watch it, but keep up with it because so many people on it that I follow on Instagram.

I know, but I have to be honest, I was watching and like I didn't recognize the people that I know. They look so different like in these like man clothes. Well, there's no hair and makeup. but you're not used to. And then they're wearing like hats, man clothes. And also a lot of like women these days like look alike. Yeah. So I was like, didn't know what I was watching.

No, and when you see them from afar, you actually can't even tell if it's a boy or a girl. No. And then Jesse Smolette. They also do like testimonials. They have like, you know. I forgot about Jussie Smolier. They do like in the moment.

Confessionals. So like he's talking and like, he's like, I don't like someone screaming in my face. I'm like, but you paid those guys to screaming your face. Slay. No, wait, everything he said, I'm like, but you did that. You like that. I'm cracking up. I saw Sean Johnson talking about it on her podcast with her husband.

And then I saw the clip of Britney Cartwright being like, I literally can't do this and going home, like, not even getting eliminated, just going home. Yeah, they agree. She would be the first to go. I'm sorry, I can't talk about the show without even just mentioning. Like, I was asked to be. I'm sorry, like I was asked to be on this show this particular season.

I could never. No. And now knowing that like people, go home and someone has to go home first and like that really might have been you unless your team happened unless your team won her team lost so I guess like the losing team I'm just this is me theorizing the losing team loses a player yeah so unless your team happened to win like you just can't go home first when I saw I saw a headline that was like see who went home first on special forces and I was like oh embarrassing I wonder who that was and it was me yeah I mean I guess she didn't like really go home

because she chose to leave but I totally understand Lisa Vanderpump like wanting to be out of dancing with the stars and I always say like if I was ever on a show like dancing with the stars or like American Idol whatever like I wouldn't go home first I wouldn't win but I wouldn't go home first I'm like that's the goal not to go home first yeah uh anyway so it was it was just interesting to see it on yeah it was our first story Taylor Swift is making her late night US return she has been announced as a guest on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon and an Easter egg filled video she will be on the show on Monday October 6th Yeah, I know, I don't want to talk about it

Because you could have maybe gone But I don't think you could go Because you're previously engaged So I got off for tickets yesterday And of course, like I do nothing I never do anything What do you mean? You were out last night Oh, so true

I never do anything I'm so busy And I literally And I have this event that like I actually reached out and said Can we move it up or back? because I got tickets to Taylor on Fallon. And they were like, sorry, like the whole day is.

Like Revolved or, no, no, you literally can't. I just had to ask. I'm not going to back out or anything, but I just, like, I thought maybe they could move it. Maybe they've also been wanting to move it, but they didn't want to bother me. Maybe they also got tickets to Taylor on Fallon. So I can't go.

I'm so upset. I'm really sorry. That's such a bummer. The biggest bummer there ever was. Because, like, you could have been there. Yeah. Well, anyway, she'll be on Fallon. So she is rolling out.

some press. Everything is coming out after the album comes out. I put on my new music Friday today and I realized like this is my last Friday without life of a showgirl. I know. I'm really excited. I'm excited for new music. Like period. I feel like when a lot of albums came out in this or a late winter, early spring this year and like I was overwhelmed and I couldn't listen to all them. And now there's been sort of like a drought and I'm so ready for an album. Yeah. And honestly it pains me to say it. But like Breiner's most recent album like I listened to it because I'm a fan and I supported. But it has not stuck to my routine. No. I don't think, no, none of the songs made it to my like songs, not to say that I don't like them, just to say that I don't want to listen to them like 12 times

a day. Go Go Juice made it to my, and goodbye made it to my, like, songs. Yeah, and maybe I should put some on just to get a little more of it, but I don't know, I really gave it a lot of chance, like I put it on every time I got in my car. It just didn't stick with me, but that's okay. Right, right. I'm Tommy from Arkansas. And I really feel like Taylor's new album is going to be like just the thing I need to get my ass back in the gym. Like, you know, I don't, like, move much these days. But having, like, something, because it is, like, Travis said, it's banger season. Having that, like, I'm going to go for walks.

Like, that's what I need. I feel like I'm only fat because Taylor hasn't released her album. So if she could just do that for my health, that would be great. I completely agree. You agree that I'm fat? That she needs to do it for your health. And for the health of the nation. So you think I'm unhealthy?

No. No, but we could always be healthier. That's true. Could always be healthier. So true. And the health of the nation, Koji. Well, of course, if we want to do anything about this obesity pandemic, give everyone a shot of Ozempic and a new Taylor Swift album.

Yeah. Get to work. Oh, not pandemic. Epidemic, sorry. Yeah. Get to work, Taylor. So that's exciting. We'll get some lured and hopefully that means more lured.

But as we discussed yesterday, I feel like the rollout and the press store is going to be a little bit different from what we're used to. it's definitely different especially with the press being after the release you know i wonder if she'll do any other podcasts now that like she's done a podcast as we've discussed like podcasts are really like the first stop these days for big announcements and press not to say like come on the toast of course you're always welcome of course but like i wonder if she'll do any so i feel like the current and i was actually thinking about this this morning the current like go-to podcasts for people in the music industry is Jake Shane

he's like very much like the the millennial, no it's not millennial Gen Z, Zane Lowe No, it's Jake Shane and he's Selena was on and everybody was like freaking it was so sad actually he announced Selena

and everybody was like you're one step closer to Taylor and it's like what about Selena? It could be Jake Shane yeah and he's a Swifty oh my God huge and he's Taylor has like interacted

with him a little bit on TikTok if she were to ever do another podcast it would be Jake Shane. That's to say, I don't know if she will do one, honestly. Like, it makes the Travis one, like, she's so romantic. I think it's, like, so cute that the only one she's ever done is her husband's, like, yeah, if she, I don't know if she'll do one, but if she does, I can't imagine she would not ever do call her daddy. She would not ever do Joe Rogan. No. Like, all the top, I don't, like, she would do. I'm looking at the charts to see

shows that I think she would maybe do. Okay, read me like the swirly ones that she might go on. Oh, Amy Poehler? No. Oh my God, she has the biggest beef. There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. She hates Amy Poehler, and Amy Poehler hates her. What was I about to say? I could see her doing no armchair expert.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think that like, I think they actually would really like each other. Yeah, that is a good guess. Jay Shetty? No. Ooh. I don't think she would.

wants to go that deep. Yeah. No, no, no, this is, this is so fun. Let me see. There was some one I had in mind, but I can't. I don't, I could see her doing Las. Kylie's podcast. Oh.

A lot of people go on. A lot of people, like, her show is now kind of a guest show, yeah? Because I see a lot of guests. And like, she's had Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, I don't think Taylor would do it, but that's funny. I also, I could see her doing. lost culture he says just because it's an i heart media one and taylor like loves radio but i actually feel like they're not swifties like i don't think there's lore there you know what he mean interesting

yeah but the i heart media like can't be over can't be understated it's jake shame hey by the way it's so jake Shane and to be honest it's jake Shane's interview to lose yeah no he totally has it if there's an interview to have he has it can you ask him but don't tell us of course but just ask I might want to know. Such a good guess. It's 7.30 in L.A., though. Oh. Okay.

He wouldn't tell me, though, because he'd be afraid of losing it, me and my big mouth. I understand. Okay, don't ask him. Don't ask him. I know. We'll pretend like we haven't figured it out. Yeah, we know.

Everyone be cool. We know. Are you ready for our next story? A little music news. Stage coach, 26, line up. dropped. Yeah, and I'm so happy. I'm happy too because I don't feel compelled to go. Not to say that it's bad. Not to say that it's bad, but it's like if it were Rascal Flats, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, like I would unfortunately have to get my arse on a plane and go.

But it's Cody Johnson, Laney Wilson, and Post Malone, which is part of you for the attendees, but I don't feel like I have to go. Agreed. I could go this year. Like last year I could not go. This year I could go. It's a lot, you know. I'm not where I want to be, you know. when it comes to, like, putting Luke's together for the desert. This one, I'm okay to skip. I do really want to see Post Malone live. Actually, the other day was like, Ben, we should go to a Post Malone concert.

And I looked at his, like, website. And he's doing international. So this would be my opportunity. But it's not, it's not, some years feel like they're literally tailored to me. Yeah. Where, like, really hurts that I can't go. Yeah. This doesn't hurt.

There are people, okay, so, Roscoe Flats, Morgan Wallin, Luke Combs Carrie Underwood, like certain people, I'm like, damn. Yeah. Lady A. Lady A. Oh, my God, I would lose my mind. Honestly, I've been loving Jordan Davis. I've been listening to, like, so much Jordan Davis.

Barnan. You know what a win, I know, when I works on you. Like, I would be upset, you know? Doing what a damn near broken heart does. You're going to need three or four more. Maybe if I move it home, that's a lot. Skobberd. Here are the big names in the big fonts.

Friday night. Cody Johnson, Bailey Zimmerman, who like literally went from small font to big font in one year. I just want to say it. I think like his font is too big. Okay.

Red clay strays. Like, the font is big for me. The font is big for me. Yes, this is like a very much like a relative. Assessment. I'm sorry.

I don't know what the word I'm looking for is like, we are being relative in our assessment. Like, it's like I'm not saying it's the truth. I'm just saying it's my truth. 100%. Okay. Ella Langley, cutie. Oh, I love her.

Counting Crows. Oh, Mr. Jones and me. Sam Barber. I know Sam Barber. And then if you got a little smaller, some of the names that I recognize are Chase Rice, Noah Cyrus, Winona Judge. Big Zla.

which I know now from... You know Ziplug? Big Ziplug. He has a collab song with Luke Holmes. Oh. Yeah, it's really good. It's like Luke like goes hard in the chorus and then Big Zipug like wraps the verses.

It's really good. Okay, my hip hop king. Yeah, and your hip hop queen right here. Literally. Saturday, headliner, Lainie Wilson. Deserved. Yeah, I mean, she's entertainer of the year. Riley Green is a big font.

That's the, he's the perfect size artist for that second line. And I'm sorry, like he's not. not on the same level as Bailey Zuckerman. I feel like that's a big deal, this size font that Riley Green got. He's been hustling for a while. He's worthy of it for me.

He's worthy of it. But I don't know. I feel like that's pretty big. Yeah. And journey. Journey like... Don't stop believe it. Like, Lee?

Yeah. They're throwing it in a little 90s lore in here. Also on Saturday night they have Hooty and the Blowfish. Plus counting crows. Hootie? Hootie. Well, a lot of people don't. don't know that hoody is a blowfish while they're not like an active band the lead singer darius rucker

it's like the biggest country yeah he could headline stage coach he's like a huge i mean and it's so right all right i got boots under my bed the woman i love laying in my bed and like seriously he's one of the best country artists ever so i love hoody i wonder if he'll play darius songs as well for sure probably it's probably a long set then the third line Saturday is Little Big Town, so I know you're upset about that. Round the pound tune. Teddy Swims.

Yeah, the thing is with stagecoach, as much as it is a festival of country music, it's also just a festival of people who can actually sing. And that does include Teddy Swims. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly Clarkson headlined. She's more likely to headline stagecoach than she is to headline Coachella.

And that's what's wrong with Coachella. Correct. Saturday night headliner is Post Malone. Subhead is Brooks. done hootie in the blow phone? Sunday night. Sunday night, sorry, Sunday. Got it. So he's technically like the headline headliner. Yeah, which is deserved he has S-1 trillion. He has all those collapse. He's going to bring out

a million people. It's going to be amazing. Like, that's going to be amazing. I just know when I'm like watching our little sister's Instagram stories. I will not have a promo. You're going to have to mute her on Sunday. Honestly, maybe I just go to Sunday. Like, I want to see Post Malone so badly. And that F1 trillion album is one of the best country albums this year. I agree. He deserves to be nominated for a Grammy. I agree. Brooks and Dunn, Hooty and the Blowfish. Third-eye blind.

Oh, Ben will love that for Sunday. Wait, this is all on Sunday? Yeah. Okay, maybe I would just go to Sunday. Brett Young. Brett Young, he kind of fell off. What happened to him? He was like on his way.

Not for me. Oh, my God. I've been meaning to mention this. Thank you for. When I was watching Love is Blind UK. When. Where is this going? Claudia.

What was the couple? Barda? Yeah, Varda and Jet. Chet, okay, they were doing their vows at the wedding. They did not wind up getting married. But when he was, before they had to say whether they do or don't, he started saying how he feels about her. And he didn't, maybe in this real ceremony, he quoted, like,

that this is from our favorite song, but he was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song. He was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song. And like, it's pretty a random song. I feel like I'm the only person who picked up it. By the way, he must. have like said i'm quoting here but they took that out yeah but like i to me it was giving plagiarism that's so oh yeah he said in case you didn't know baby i'm crazy i'm crazy about you and i'd be lying

if i said that i could live this life without you even though yeah he literally quoted the whole song and i was like that's really weird really weird and also like maybe he thought because i don't know if that song was like big in the UK right maybe he thought like no one would know because it's like this American little song I know that's really lame isn't that really crazy um and then oh also if you go to Sunday then the late night is diplo Diplo pit bull and ludicris luda you should go honestly Sunday sounds lit. Yeah. Agreed. You should go. I need to lose like 100 pounds before I do. Well, there's time. There's plenty of time, but in life of a showgirls coming out.

And I don't need to lose 100 pounds is what I think you were trying to say. Yeah, but I'm never going to stop you from achieving your dreams. It's so true. Like I hate with people, like, no, stop. Like, I have something I want to do. Support me. Right, right, right. Like, why would you want to stop me from losing 100 pounds? Why would I want to stop that for you? It's so true. That's a bad friend. True. Are you ready for our third story?

Oh, we're moving slow, yeah. It's all but confirmed. Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are dating. They were spotted getting pizza in L.A. They were spotted at Italian hotspot John and Vinnie's in L.A. on Wednesday night, Sydney Sweeney and her new Bo, Scooter Braun. And I want to say not to make everything about myself, but I've been to John and Vinnie's, and I just feel like I'm not enough people to talk about that the food isn't good.

Oh, but it's what kind of food? It's Italian. Yeah, and it's just like... Is it casual or is it fancy? It's like elevated Italian. I just feel like because... Like Serafina. Because I'm used to eating, like the fine dining that is Serafina, nothing else compares.

And I heard someone say once, and I think that someone might have been me. I can't remember if I made up this phrase or if I heard someone else say it, but I say it a lot now and it's mine. That Serafina is the McDonald's of the Italian industry and they're so right for that. No. Yeah, it's like fast food. It's not fast food. Your food comes out in 10 minutes. It's a sit down restaurant.

There's no drive-through. No, they just have them everywhere now. Like you know a place has officially been gentrified. Me and Ben were driving through like what used to be like kind of a desolate part of Long Island City. And like a week ago we were driving through and there's a seraphina there now. And I'm like, oh, the gentrification is complete. First comes the target, then comes the seraphina.

Really? I didn't realize it was so ubiquitous like that. like a McDonald's. Yeah, no, it's McDonald's. That goldeness. It's yellow. But new couple alert. Yes, well, like confirmed couple alert.

Pretty confirmed. Even though when it first came out, I thought like maybe, but probably not, but maybe they like. Or they could have just like been set up on a date. Yeah, like, but now they're getting Italian together at a place in LA, like pretty public. Like they're showing each other off. And we did ask.

Serena weenie what's her name's Sydney we did ask her to stop dating nobodies yeah and scooter brawn is extremely famous so for that she listened to us and she does like a businessman so she found a famous businessman one of the most famous so i feel like it could really be a match i personally what's the age difference it feels big no he's 44 and she's 28 but how old was Jonathan DeVino. That doesn't make it better. Maybe she likes an older man. Is that bad?

It's a big age app. It's 16 years, but she's 28. You know, frontal lobe is fully developed. She has every right to make her own decisions. And if she chooses to date someone 16, I feel like that's her right. 16? 2844.

I do math. Sorry, it sounded like if she chooses to date someone 16, that's her right. Like, as if he's... Yeah, Scooter. That's what I was saying, Scooterbride is 16. Jonathan DeVino is 40, but that's what you said. It's not what I said.

Roll the tapes. Jonathan DeVino is 42, so she likes a man in his 40s. I think that just couldn't be me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I look forward to seeing more from these two at the premiere of the house made. Oh my God, totally.

Do you see Frida McFadden said it's better than the book? Frieda speaks I don't know why I feel like she's mute She just writes She just writes She also like is a brain surgeon Psychologist Freedom McFadden is not even her name

Yeah No she's a very busy woman She's the opposite of Colleen Hoover Like I feel like when Colleen's book Started getting option she said I'm gonna be a star Hollywood's calling And I'm getting my hair done And we're going

And I feel like Freed is the opposite She really She's like a psychologist Right and a lot of her books are inspired by her work as a but like also a brain surgeon i think i don't think she's a brain surgeon and her name is not frieda like i don't think we know what her name is

frieda mcfadden oh wait never mind she's like totally a public figure but it's a pen name a practicing physician who specializes in brain injuries oh injuries that's different than a surgeon yeah so it's like in what way does she specialize in them through chat or like through scalpel. And are they going to tell us her real name? Freedom McFadden is a pseudonym. For what? Maybe they're not going to tell us.

Which I would understand like if we were respecting her privacy. But it seems like she does interviews. Yeah. She's here on People Magazine doing a Zoom interview with Sydney. I don't know. I feel like she's established a good work-life balance. Yeah, that's true. oh yeah they're literally like isn't you can't find her name oh here on reddit they definitely

figured it out those freaks but we're not going to put that on blast are we Claudia no of course not I just want to see if they figured it out oh she wears a wig oh in this yeah she does have like this fuckass bob it's a wig smart okay and she wears glasses and I think maybe in real life she doesn't you know I think they have the lens yeah I think they have the lens popped out It's kind of like the Hadamontown of the literary world. 1,000%. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little new couple age gap news? Is it a little new couple age gap news that's brought to you by skims?

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Sasha Baron Cohen 53 has moved on from his divorce from Isla Fisher. with a 27-year-old only-fans model. Devastating. Saja Baron Cohen has reportedly stepped out for date night with 27-year-old only-fans model after finalizing his divorce from Ilo Fisher. He and her name is Hannah Palmer. She does have a name outside of being only-fans model.

We're a photograph leaving dinner together at an undisclosed location this week. They left the restaurant separately before jumping into the same escalade. It is said that they met at the birthday party of Rita Orra's husband. Oh, yeah, Rita Orra married well. Yeah, and that she is a friend of Rita's. Obviously, this is devastating for a multitude of reasons.

One, like, I was definitely hoping for some sort of reconciliation between Sasha and Ila. And then, two, like, I happen to think very highly of Sasha Baron Cohen. I think he's a hilarious actor. He is a wonderful, you know, pillar of the Jewish community. Like, I think very highly of him. So there's not to say that there's something wrong with this girl Hannah, but it's just a cliche, you know,

and Only Fans Model 20 years younger than you and you're like the older rich man like my god how stupid are you um so yeah like i'm upset he's also on the cover of men's fitness this month um which you should just google quickly to see what he's looking like these days and he joke that he's having a midlife crisis um which would make sense between the body transformation and the new young girlfriend it's giving mid-love carests he does look amazing but it's just men's health or men's fitness men's fitness oh me oh my I love like this comes once in a lifetime okay so this is obviously midlife crisis like yeah you're dating the only fans model you are jacked like obviously this is technically

healthy but like no man in his four days or 50s needs to look like this honestly yeah he said some celebs use ozempics some use private chefs others use personal trainers I did all three okay funny I love him again he's so funny like that's my king right there I just wanted I don't of why I just wanted him to date like who's like a Jewish queen Gal Gadot okay sure this does beg the question like

is the only fans model Jewish just like I just want to know I feel like no is my guess it would be amazing like if she were I would love I would love that for them but I think it also speaks really highly of her because like he's very funny he's very intelligent so like I don't think he's really just like spending time with someone who's has not much to give like I'm just 20 24 is that we said?

27. I just know Ila and her years. I just know Ila and her gals are just like dying over this. Vomiting. Yeah, it's so cliche. I'm sorry.

I thought he was better than this. I agree, but I'm going to hold out of hope. And this is not a knock on the girl at all. No, I'm going to hold out hope that she is like the most. That they're going into business together? No, no, that she, no, that she is so funny, so smart. Old soul. Oh, like she's got that Markle Sparkle.

Yeah. Wise beyond her years. Okay. You know. You stay. holding. I stay holding. But um and I think when you do something like this it really makes it impossible to reconcile because like your wife ex-wife like you just like lose all respect. Yeah of course no. And you're plus so cliche like the cover of men's health like being so jacked you guys like I'm

seriously upset like yeah I just I actually didn't see this for him because maybe I'm delusional but like I've always thought he was different. Yeah. You know he was in like a Hollywood marriage but it was like a really long-term one. And even when it didn't work out, like it was considered a success. And I don't know, I've just always thought he was not like other actors, but he's just like the rest of them.

I'm so upset. Yeah. No, there's really, like, not a great way to spin it. And, like, nobody's made movies like he has. Like, they're truly one of a kind. He's just different. And I didn't, this is so Al-A-Dine. Yeah.

So Borat. So Borat. Very nice. This is my wife. I'm so excited. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? And I just want to say, like, I definitely put Sasha Barron on a pedestal. Like, I'm treating him unfairly, but, like, sorry.

Of course. We only have so many, like, role models in our community. With great power comes great responsibility. So true. Our fifth and final story, even though, like, Scooter Braun is also, like, a beacon in the Jewish community, but we're not upset that he's not with, that Sydney's not a Jew. And that he's doing the same thing. Oh, by the way, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm not upset that Sasha Barron Comen is dating someone who's not Jewish. Yeah, no, I don't know. Like obviously, would I have preferred her to be a Jewish only fans model? Yeah, it's the whole, like, it's the cliche of it all. I don't give a fuck that she's not Jewish. No, yeah, yeah.

That's not at all what it's about. Okay. And you know that. No, no, no. And you know that this is different. Amongst other things. It's just different. Amongst other things.

But it's funny, like, yeah. No, technically it's the same exact thing. You're 100% right. the two of them are actually like two of the probably biggest like strongest voices like for the Jewish community and we happen to have back to back stories about them dating younger women. No, they're doing the exact same thing but it's different. I can't explain it.

Yeah. And like we all know why it's different. Okay. It just is. Yeah. Yeah. Um, our fifth and final story is some good news.

Finally. Is some good human interest news. A Missouri power ball winner who split the historic 1.78 billion dollar jackpot breaks his silence. So yes, I didn't even follow up with the powerball. I like meant to get a ticket and I did it. I think I did. You bought a ticket? No, no, my husband bought tickets. Yeah, it's just like hard to find places that sell tickets in the city and I never have cash on me. Oh, we got that licks. Yeah, public's right. Um, and again, when the winners don't reveal themselves, I always think that's better, right? Because when they do, it's like they want to be famous and that's how they

end up on a documentary. Yeah, but don't you also worry that maybe they lost their ticket and they, like, can't get their earnings. That's what I think. But there's a difference in somebody not coming forward. You can claim it and remain anonymous and we never know. But then, yes, sometimes people don't come forward. Like, they obviously, like, the wind blew the ticket away.

Yeah. Or they just, like, forgot about it. I'm curious, because every time I buy a lottery ticket, I take a picture of it, like, just to have for posterity. Would that be enough? If I, let's say, accidentally threw it away, but I have a picture of it. I don't know. They can definitely scan the barcode in the picture and go to the bodega where I bought it, like 100%.

They can confirm. Okay. But would they? I don't know. But here's the good news. Missouri ticket holder who won half of the Powerball's historic $1.78 billion jackpot has described himself as a homebody and said that the mind-blowing payday has caused the best problem he's ever had. The anonymous winner claimed that his life-changing prize, a one-time payment of about $410 million. So let's say it was $1.8.

He's splitting him with the other guy. so it's 600 mil, right? Yeah, and then you can do the one-time cash payment, which is less than if you get paid out over time, but I think it's better to do the one-time payment. I don't know anyone who doesn't take the one-time payment. What if the lottery goes out of business and they still only 300 grand?

Exactly. Exactly. Even though you take a haircut, like it's just, it is what it is. It's worth it. He said that his newfound fortune still hasn't sunk in. He said, I'm like a homebody. The perfect day is sitting at home, doing what I do, relaxing. I'm a millionaire.

a multi-millionaire, and I'm doing laundry last night. He said that he's excited to take a year off, and he... Just one? Yeah, and just chill at home. With his wife, he said. He's a married man. But, you know, I don't know, this is the devil's work. It's true, and I think that is what happens a lot of the time with...

There's so many reasons why lottery winners notoriously go broke or, like, it's like a curse almost to win the lottery. I have faith in this man. Me too. that he can weather the storm. And he sounded like a peaum and like the brief clippings we got from him. He said, I'm just going to do me for a year.

Slay. I know, but I just hope he doesn't change too much in that time. I know, because it's easy to say now and like sound like a person who's sound of mine right now, but in a year when those millions have started to take their toll, give them to me, I'll help you. He shared that the money will help lighten his wife's workload

and give them more cherished time together. Stop, I'm seriously going to cry That's really beautiful It is Like sounds really deserving Yeah And if it can't be me I'm glad it was him

And like as much as I want to follow them To see you know They should have a reality show So we could like just see Like that's not what's best for him Right And I hope that he's able to define Defy the curse

Yes Very few have But it sounds like he is You know he's not like that guy Who bought those mansions in L.A. Like no Oh chasing all the wrong things Yeah

He just wants to chill at home. Maybe he'll get like a cozier couch, a bigger TV. Or like he can move to like the biggest house in Missouri. Sure. You'll allow it? Yeah. You don't think that will change him too much, too drastically too soon? No, I do think if they're like if he leaves his wife because he thinks he can get an only fan's model who's 27, like then we're in trouble.

Yeah. No, but like he can just be him with 400 million as it should be. But I feel like most people like don't think like that. It's also so easy to be in the beginning. to be like, no, I'm not going to let this get to my head. I'm not going to get ahead of myself, but it's a slippery slope. Yeah, and that 400 million would be quick. It's shocking how quick it goes.

Oh my God, 400 million is nothing. 400 million is two years. It's gone in two years. Yeah, that's what one really needs. Yeah. All right, let's dive into Queenie of the Week, our final segment of the week, where Jackie and I like to take a glance at a glance. At what happened this week and delivered two awards,

Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Now it's not that serious. Queenie of the week is a seven-day title. Don't take it too seriously. Don't get too high on your high horse. If you find yourself being Queenie of the Week one week and definitely don't get too down on yourself if you find yourself being weenie of the week one week

because you could be Queenie one week and we need the next. Let's start with Queenie. And if it's okay with you, I'd like to start with Queenie. Okay, please. My Queenie. Take it away. Now, Jackie and I've been speaking at length about how this is a really important time of year, right?

For us Jews, we are trying to be the best versions of ourselves. We are being judged in that, nature, I would like to anoint God as my queen of the week. I have the same thought. Now, I'm not being a brown noseer. God is the best. God is the best. The thing is, it sounds like I'm, Josh, God is the best.

I'm not being a brown nose or like, I actually mean this. And I'm not only saying it because it's the nine days. And I'm trying to like, you know, kiss our. Kiss ass. But I really mean that. A God is my queenie. So many amazing things you did for me, but for like the world. Created the earth, the world in seven days.

Creator. And took time to rest. Yes. Like things you did, that. And that's Queenie behavior. I completely agree. And I had that same thought this morning. Like how can I just, you know, get in the good graces of Hashem my queenie every day.

But especially today. Today, 100%. And in the spirit of that, the reason I told you I have your weenie covered is because in the spirit of the 10 days, we are not doing we need. though I have the biggest weenie of all time oh now you have to say no I literally this is a true test for me because it's actually like it's mean this person's clearly unwell I'll text you but I'm not saying it and this is my test but she is the weenie of the week um she but I'm not going to say it Claudia I'm sorry. I'm like, I don't know how to describe her. Oh my God.

We are on the same wavelength because when I was looking for my weenie, I almost chose this person, but I agree, yes. It would be like meat and spare is such low-hanging fruit and it's not in the spirit of the 10 days, neither, nor is weenie of the week.

And for that, we will abstain this week. I like that. I think that in the spirit, I agree. In the spirit of the holidays. Yeah. So we're just two good girls. But that girl's such a we need.

I'll tell you after Yom Kippoor. You guys, guess. No, just don't guess in the comments because then that's just creating more. No, that defeats a purpose. Yeah. Joy, light, positive, love, love, love. Like, serious, like, yeah, give grace, get help. we're not going to

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