The Toast - Pink Lemonade, Adele and Coronation Day: Monday, February 27th, 2023

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone's having a glorious beginning to their week. They're rising. They're grinding. They're, uh, shining. Rise, grind, and shine. Hey, Jax. How are you? I'm doing so well. Thank you so much.

So happy to be back on the ones and twos with Turdy. Even though I immensely enjoyed the weekend, alarm-free living, even though my alarm is my son and it goes off earlier than I immensely enjoyed the weekend. Alarm free living. Even though my alarm is my son. And it goes off earlier than I could have ever imagined. My alarm is my son. And my husband is my rose. Gorgeousness.

How is the love of my life? He's good. He misses you. But he's doing his thing. It was really tough. I saw a lot of great content this weekend of Harry out at the zoo. And it was tough. I'm not going to lie. It's hard to see people out there living your dreams, you know?

Yeah. You would have loved it. I know. Actually, you know, I have a thing against zoos. I won't go. It wasn't. Oh, shut up, you. No, like, it's good for the kids.

But, like, you know, I'm not going to go. It wasn't a zoo. It was a petting zoo, which is so different. Because when you think zoo, you're like you know, I'm not going to go. It wasn't a zoo. It was a petting zoo, which is so different because when you think zoo, you're like lions and tigers and bears. Oh my. There was pigeons and, you know, like goats. All really domesticated animals.

Yes, yes. Okay. There wasn't any animal that should be living in the wild. Okay, okay. So maybe you're pro petting zoo? I think, I don't know. Petting zoo makes me think of like a circus, like a birthday party. Like, I don't know if petting zoo is the right word. It's more of like a, like a farm. Yeah. Yeah. It was a petting zoo farm type of thing.

Goats, chickens, donkeys, swan. Okay. Okay. I'll allow it. Yeah. it was all very humane you know harry would not stand for anything because he's a lover of animals is a lover of animals especially baby beluga in the deep blue sea swim so wild and you swim so free do you know about um singing in cursive? No. It's like a TikTok thing and it's like, oh, yeah. It's like when you like sing weird and like people can't really. It's called singing in cursive. That's what I was just doing. I hear what you're saying. When you say singing in cursive, that's not what I would expect.

Yeah, no, that's fair. But that's what singing in cursive. Because cursive is like beautiful and elegant. And that was. Almost like opera. Cursive. Yeah. was. Almost like opera. Cursive. Yeah. Yeah.

What you did. Is like. Comic sans. Oh. Literally. I should go on TikTok where I'm just so annoying and I correct trends. I love that for you. Does anyone do that?

That could be my niche. Niche. Niche. Okay. that for you does anyone do that that could be my niche niche niche okay were you like pronouncing that like to be quirky yeah to be quirky and I do think some people pronounce it that way yeah some people who are wrong definitely pronounce it that way yeah but it could be my niche what do you think does anyone do that no not you could really get the handle gen z's big sis and you're just teaching gen z like why all about how to, how to like understand words and stuff. Yeah. And just be like, this trend is not congruous with reality. I'm so sorry. Try again. Yeah. No, people would love that. Like you being negative,

like bringing people back down to earth. I love that. I do kind of love that. Let me tell you how exhausted I am for the last 36 hours. I know. I haven't gotten your weekend recap yet because I can only hear it once because of the seething jealousy that I feel. So I couldn't hear it like last night and then again on the toast. So I figured obviously we all want to hear about your weekend.

Please, Laturdia, tell us about your weekend waking up in Vegas. Laturdia. Okay. so I saw Adele on Saturday night I literally woke up at 5 a.m. got on a 7 30 flight it was delayed like don't even get me started like I woke up at 5 just had my flight delayed an hour and it's like why everyone was there the plane was there like they didn't say they were just being slow and like not conscious of people's times which I thought was really disrespectful, JetBlue. Nevertheless, we persisted. I got there. It was like the longest day ever because I had like a six hour flight and I landed. It was fucking 10 a.m. or like 11. I got to the hotel. I showered. I went to the spa. I got a massage.

It was like things were really working out for me, you know? And then Margo called me and she was like, did you see Brian's stories? And I was like, wait, what? And I had like I had like tapped through Brian's stories just because like it was like a lot of travel stuff. And I was like getting my hair done over the blow dryer. I couldn't hear. So I was just like tapping through. And then I'm like, wait.

Yeah, no. And then I'm like, oh, my God. Brian had been in Denver for a work thing, which is why we decided to go because he was already halfway there. And the Vegas airport was like shut down like they were not letting in inbound flights the weather there was a lot of weather this weekend his flight was delayed like getting him in at like 8 p.m the show was at 8 I was like shit and I was like shit for a multitude of reasons one because Brian you know was gonna miss the show and two I was in Vegas alone no that's

the shit yeah so I was thinking I'm like what am I gonna do like do I go I'm like yeah I go but I have these extra tickets then I was thinking like okay maybe I'll buy the tickets off of Brian and like see if literally anyone I know was in Vegas right now or I was honestly thinking like maybe I'll take a toaster like maybe there's a toaster there for her bachelorette party I'll take the bride you know like I was really I didn't want to go by myself so I'm getting my hair. I really wasn't like that worried. The thing about Brian is like, he's going to get where he needs to go. He's a travel expert. So I was like trying to come up with different plans. I was literally looking into like how much it would cost to charter a plane.

And Brian was like, don't worry, I got it. He flew into St. George, which is like an airport in Utah. That's about 90 minutes, maybe two hours from the strip. He landed, got there at six, got ready at six 30. We went down, had drinks. Like timing was perfect. I don't know why everyone was like all bent out of shape. Like it was fine. I was, I don't know why I wasn't even worried for a second, you know? But then once he got there, like it was balls to the wall. Like we just hit the ground running. We had cocktails. We went to the show and let me tell you about this show wow I have I have a lot of layered thoughts I just want to start with the show on its face it was really it was beautiful it was it was sensational she's such a talent she's so funny like one of my biggest pet peeves is when people talk in between songs like please just shut up like shut up and sing not to be that girl do a flip I just find it like so boring and like I don't care but Adele like she

really could do stand-up and I think it's because she's a formerly fat person and formerly fat people like have to be firing on all cylinders when it comes to talent personality like in order to be like accepted by everyone it's like you just have to be funny and she really is oh my god she was so funny and she was really kind of blunt and she didn't, you know, zoom past the fact that like people who bought tickets for this show when they went on sale have had the tickets for 14 months. Like people have been waiting a really long time. She didn't glaze past it. She gave her explanations. And you know, what she basically said was like, I didn't think it was going to be good the first time around. Like I needed more

time. And you know what? I totally understand and respect that I think the what we were told about like Vegas not being able to have you know that the infrastructure to operate in the way that she wanted I don't think that was necessarily true because the show itself was not out of this world pyrotechnics flames dancers like it wasn't she didn't have an outfit change. Like it was, it was very simple. It was very stripped down, very Adele, but in a Vegas way. So saying that Caesars like didn't have the infrastructure to get everything done in the time, that's not necessarily true. I just think she wanted it to be amazing. And it was amazing. And maybe she just wasn't ready 14 months ago, but it was amazing. I mean, the set list, she didn't get, you know, creative, like just sing the songs that everyone likes. And she did. Her voice is just

unmatched. Like you didn't, she had dancers and there was like, you know, moving stages and there was lanterns coming down from the sky. She didn't even need all that. But you know, for Vegas, you do that. But it was really so special to see Adele. She plays arenas and it was so special to see her in such an intimate setting. I feel like, you know, even in the very last row, you had an amazing seat. It was very small. It was beautiful. I loved it. Everyone there was so excited and so like aware of the fact that this was such a special opportunity that not everyone's going to get to see. She talked really candidly about how much she loves doing it. You know, she spends her weekends in Vegas. She doesn't do anything else the rest of the week. She loves it. She lives in

LA. It's like an easy commute. I feel like she should continue to do more, but it won't be a special if it's like, you know, year round and everyone can see. Yeah, and then she becomes, you know, like just like a like, a Vegas. Girl. Staple. And that's kind of the end of People's Row to be doing that. It's like retirement. Yeah. So I think, like, if she had to do more, she would love it.

I don't think she will because I think she's very conscious of, like, you know, she's very strategic in her business. Yeah. But it was incredible. Like, it was so good. And she did songs, you you know of yore she cried a few times especially talking about hometown glory which is like a really old kind of niche song but she's like I just love singing this song now because it reminds me so much of like the life I used to have when I could just like walk around and be like a normal girl and go to my hometown and go to the pubs and and she got emotional a couple times especially because the show that we saw was

supposed to be the last show of the original residency. Like, this was going to be the finale. But when they announced that they were pushing it back, they also announced that they were going to be adding another month because she was like, I can't just announce bad news. Like, I had to give the people something. So it was just, like, emotional for her. It was emotional for everyone.

It was amazing. It was really special. It was very Vegas. I loved every minute of it. And then, of course, afterwards, you know, we hit the town. We hit the casino. It was great. it was very Vegas I loved every minute of it and then of course afterwards you know we hit the town we hit the casino it was great it was a good 20 I was really glad that I went you know it's like when Brian was almost not gonna make it I was like this would happen to me like I say yes to life I do something crazy and I get fucked and I'm here all by myself but he made it you know did you win money so no I didn't but but it's important to know like I

towards the end of the night like I was down a lot like a lot a lot it was just nothing was working in my favor it was negative energy at the table but then you know I just decided to go like balls to the wall at the very last second I did like four hands in a row of like a shit ton of money. And I won. So I ended up only losing about $300, which for me is the cost of having a good time in Vegas. So I'm happy. So I like, no, I didn't lose.

I didn't win, but like I didn't really lose, you know? Yeah. No, I think that that's fair, but it's like for so much of the night, it was stressful then that you were losing. No, because I was like blackout and I always have fun when I'm gambling. For me, gambling can be so toxic. But like if you can come at it with like a leveled head and understand like you're paying the price of having fun.

Like how much would I be spending at a bar or a club? And the drinks are free. You'd probably spend $300 in drinks in Vegas for over the course of five, six hours. Exactly. So I felt good about the decision. And I have fun. Like I really do enjoy gambling. Like I love to get to know the people at the table next to me. I mean, at the seats next to me, no one was like feeling my energy. I was like trying to, you know, throw out great, you know, thought starting questions at the table. And the guy next to me, um, like he was not vibing at all. Like he was just there to make

money, you know? Yeah. No, they don't want to be thinking about anything other than the game yeah no and I was throwing around I'm like who are your guys's celebrity doppelgangers like I was asking good questions and he like he he was from Iraq and I don't think he really understood like the question and he was not like vibing with me at all but then you know we did find some common ground because I asked him what he did he's like wholesale I'm like okay give me more I'm like what else like wholesale of what he was like vapes I'm like you're a vape magnate like of course then that's like common ground we were talking about you know the license the legality he you know he did warm up to me but it took a while but turny if you sat at a table and some no kill me kill me other end is like so who's everyone's celebrity

doppelganger which is a concept that you're fundamentally against yeah you would take her out back and shoot her I would but even the deal the dealer liked the question because she was totally a Marissa Tomei look-alike and I said I said do you get Marissa Tomei she's like all the time like a young Marissa Tomei what did you like, all the time. Like a young Marissa Tomei. What did you say for you? Nobody asked. That's the thing. It's like no one was interested. Like I was working overtime to make the conversation flow.

And like no one was throwing it back to me. It sounds like next time you need to not go to Vegas alone. I wasn't alone. I was with Brian and John. Were they at your table? Yes. Brian is a really serious gambler. Who's Brian's celebrity doppelganger oh that's a good

question I don't know who's here literally who's here is who I don't know I know you were waiting for someone to ask you I actually I don't even have one because people say Beanie Feldstein but it's just it's just not accurate especially now that like I've lost weight like people only I say this all the time if you've seen me on tour and you watch my comedy special, I have a whole bit about like how I only get paired to, I only get compared to chubby brunettes. Yeah. So it's like now that I've lost weight,

people don't know who to compare me to. Well, Victoria Fuller. True. That's your celeb doppelganger. True. So Brian's like a really serious gambler. Like I know Brian hates when I get all chatty at the table,

but like for me, that's the best part. And when your table is like, when you feel connected to the people at your table and you start having camaraderie, I'm telling you, it changes the cards. Like you're all playing together and you're having fun. Like you're a team, but when you play with Brian, we play at like a, a higher minimum table. Like the $5, $10 tables is all fun, but you play with people who don't know how to fucking

play and they mess up the cards. So it's like, it's toxic. So with Brian, sometimes we pay like the 50 or 100. And that's why like, I can't keep up. I'm like, oh my God, 100 each hand. So you're at a table with more serious, more focused people. They don't want to, they don't want, they're not interested in the camaraderie. And let me tell you across the way, there was this table I was having such FOMO of.

Because every 10 minutes they were like, oh, like they were all screaming and they were all wearing cowboy hats. And I was like, I got to get a seat at that table, you know? Yeah. That was like the vibe. And I was at like the toxic, serious, probably like, you know, degenerative people gambling, you know, their kids tuition away. And they were so focused. Like they did not, they did not want to, you know, camaraderie with me. It sounds like you need to find a balance between like, you know, the $5 you know, camaraderie with me. It sounds like you need to find a balance between like, you know, the $5 people who don't know how to play

and the $100 serious non-fun, like maybe the $25, $50 table. Yeah, good luck getting a seat. Those are like the most popular ones because everybody wants like a decently, you know, a decent minimum, $25, $50. But then they also want people who know how to play and you'll get that at the median tables.

So you walk around, it's like my choice are the $5 tables to play with people who don't know how to play and are gonna you know are gonna stay on a 12 against isn't there really just like one rule of knowing how to play which is just like no no hit on 17 no no hit on 17 no you don't want to gamble with me I'll tell you that much yeah no because Jackie's like let's just let the chips fall where they may yeah and like once the money comes out of the ATM like it's gone I don't know it doesn't have to be I don't see it coming back multiplying so then I'm like well I have this money let's go shopping instead that's more fun yeah Jackie's so toxic to gamble with like if you care about like the

there are there are there's a the book they call it the book yeah but there's not that many rules it's just okay when you're on 17 what do you do you never hit on a 17 unless it's a soft 17 like you have an ace and a six okay so there's the rule what else is there but also it's so it it's different every time it's not just like hit on 12 it depends what the dealer is showing the dealer shows you one card right right so if the dealer has like a four shows you one card less than you right right right so if the dealer has like a four five or a six you think they're gonna bust so no matter really what you have you pretty much stay unless it's below an 11 because let that bitch bust not you

what do i you know she has to take a card you don't yeah because she has to hit up until 17 exactly right so play with so the dealer's rules because dealer always wins so you also they sell and that's how I learned how to play they sell in most casino gift shops this little it's like a it looks like a playing card it's one card and it has a chart and it's basically like here's what you have and here's what the dealer has they'll tell you what to do and it's like the book so that's how I learned how to play and people the higher you go to the minimums like $50 table people know the book but the people who are playing five dollars aren't playing you know to to make a shit ton right they're just playing to have fun they don't really know how to play they don't gamble a lot so it could be really treacherous

because you don't want them fucking up the curds no the curds are everything everything so I mean I'm exhausted I got home at like eight o'clock last night, passed out. But it was so worth it. I'm so glad. That's like a saying yes to life win. Amazing. I'm so glad. Honestly, there's only four more weekends.

I would definitely go back with you if you want to. I would try to go the way that you did it, just like in and out. I feel like I could do. No, I didn't really get to like, you know, go out to dinners. Honestly, there's so many shows. Well, you could have gone to dinner if Brian arrived on time. Yeah.

Like if we both took 7.30 flights, like we could have the afternoon evening. A night. Yeah. Yeah. Katy Perry's residency was going on at the same night. Adele like said she wanted to go. There's so many shows.

Like I just, I would definitely go back if you wanted me to. Okay, let's, we'll talk about it we'll discuss we shall discuss I'm thinking of speaking of things we need to discuss I can't believe we've been gone 17 minutes without discussing what a big day it is here at Spritz Society slash toast slash toast slash your media slash skinny confidential enterprises because today's the day we've been teasing we've been annoying as fuck secret project well here's the secret project reveal if you're watching on youtube jackie's holding it up we decided many moons ago to do a collab

with lauren bostick for a multitude of reasons we already work with lauren and the skinny confidential and michael at dear media they are investors in Spritz. We've really started to work with them a lot in the last year. And so we've been wanting to do like an influencer collab on Spritz, but we wanted it to be with someone who has like a really engaged community, who has like a really specific brand and aesthetic. And that's so Lauren. I mean, pink, skinny, confidential. So we have our first ever collab with Spritz. It is with lauren it is a pink lemonade sparkling wine let me tell you it is the it is far and away the best flavor it really is which is crazy because it's like a limited edition and once they go they're gone it is so fucking tasty and the the

the box is like so lauren like if you look on the side it's like in her font best enjoyed ice fucking cold like that's so lauren yeah um yeah she writes a little like letter on the box and on the can it's like you can hear her saying it i listened to her podcast this morning so i have her voice in my head so did i introducing your new favorite sparkly pink cocktail that's right the skinny confidential is serving up this mouth-watering party in a can made with real California white wine, real fruit flavors, and best enjoyed ice fucking cold. It'll look so good on your bar cart like Lauren made sure it was aesthetically pleasing on brand for everyone. Ben is on her podcast today. I listened to it this morning. It was so funny and they're just talking about obviously the collab but also also business entrepreneur, Michael and Ben remind me actually

a lot of each other. They remind each other of each other too. There were a lot of things they have in common on the episode. It was a really good episode. And they talk a lot about like the Genesis. So if you're interested in like branding and just like, you know, very entrepreneurial hustle vibes, they, they dive deep. And if you want to get the flavor you can um what's cool about it is that Lauren went to her audience and like asked them a bunch of different questions on like what you want the box to look like what flavor you want how you want it to taste so it's really made by the skinny confidential audience it's made with real California white wine it has real fruit flavors it's all natural you know Lauren is serious about what she puts in her body. Like this is TSC approved. It has the TSC stamp of approval.

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excited to be partnering with michael and lauren i feel like every time like we talk about them all we do is just talk about like how much we love and respect them and like their business yeah and to have like something out in the world with them is very very exciting and it's also just more importantly so fucking good. So fucking tasty. If none of the rest. It tastes like a Starburst. If none of the rest means anything to you, you know, the collab, the entrepreneurship,

the natural flavors, the ABV percentage, just know it's fucking tasty. It's so good. I tried it for the first time a few months ago and it was like, it's giving pink starburst, you know, sour patch. It's so good. It seriously is, but it's not too sweet. Like what you would think of pink lemonade starburst, that could be too sweet. It's not, but it's perfectly sweet. It's refreshing. Yeah, it's really good. I'm very excited for that to be out in the world now and everyone to be able to try it. Um, it's just like, you know, business things. Business things this morning. I really enjoyed listening to try it. It's just like, you know, business things. Business things this

morning. I really enjoyed listening to their podcast this morning and just like a podcast. I always say this every time I happen to listen to another podcast before our show, like I should do it more often because you could really just like learn a lot from other people as people and also as podcasters, you know? Yeah. I loved listening to it. I got ready listening to it as well, and I enjoyed it very much. I also just loved listening to podcasts where like I am spoken about. You know, we obviously talked a lot about the toast.

My name was in there a few times. Like that was exciting. I was like, there I am. Yeah, it's nice to feel like personally vested in a podcast in that way. I don't know if I enjoy listening to podcasts where they don't talk about me. I don't know if I enjoy that as much.

I feel like actually the only podcasts we listen to are ones where people talk about us because people send it to us they're like they're talking about you at minute 29 so yeah or they don't tell you the minute they're talking about you so you listen to the whole thing waiting for them to talk about you yeah that's fun like when somebody gm me oh my god Tim Dillon talked about you on his patreon oh okay so let me sign up and pay eight dollars to hear Tim Dillon. Call me fat. Okay, bitch. I don't know why that person messaged me. Like I would want to fucking hear that. Yeah.

And two, I'm like, I'm going to pay to hear somebody I respect and admire. Call me fucking fat. Bitch, you're fucking fat. Okay. Pot calling the kettle black, bitch. He said it in an endearing way. Yeah, he did. Like he said it with a lot of respect for you.

He wanted to actually partner with you and kind of uh try and solve some of the world's problems and he just like happened to also yeah let me tell you why let me tell you why it was hurtful to be called fat two one because i had to pay for it and it's like okay i can you know log on to reddit and see people calling me fat for free so i don't need to i don't need to you know put this on on a business expense one it's true two what was my second point hold on I had a good one it was hurtful because I had to pay for it I think I know the second point but I don't want to like I don't want to assume I don't want to assume but I think it was hurtful based on you know how I remember it and there was oh

no no I remember I remember no no no I don't I don't want you to beat me to the punchline it's funny okay fine let me set the scene for you guys where I'm at in my life this is what I was gonna say you know I'm feeling good I had lost like 25 pounds and I'm like on this health kick I'm on this journey I feel like you lost more maybe maybe, maybe. Maybe I'm halfway through my journey. Like I've made significant progress in my life. I thought maybe I'm past the point of people rogue calling me fat. Maybe. No, somebody I think is so funny and like really like their content is out here calling me fat. It's like, okay, you want to call me fat before?

Like, all right, it's kind of mean, but it's not entirely inaccurate. But now it's like, I'm not even that fat. I'm like more chubby now. Maybe overweight is what you could call me. And I'm being called fat. Like that, that was her fault. And you know what? I wanted to come on the podcast like the next day

and like ripped him fucking Dylan a new asshole. But you know, he's so funny. He's so funny. For me, like one of the most unforgivable sins in the world is calling someone fat like it's so mean um and I'm I'm here and I'm kind of unbothered like I still like really think he's funny and it was it was tough because I'm grappling with being such a big fan of someone like does it help at all that he said it in like in a loving way like he wasn't like it wasn't that loving

people have like gotten on package to be like that, that. Yeah. The word. And it's like, yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. He was saying like, Hey, like he was, he was saying it as a descriptor. And like, I feel like you have a lot of, um, affection for the word chubby. Like it's just not a word that bothers you. You find it to be like cute. And like, maybe that's how he feels about the word fat. Like, I don't think he knew that it would cut you to your core I don't think he knew no it cut even more given that like I was on this journey you know yes of of weight loss here's the thing he hasn't apologized but I forgive him you know it's just tough like he doesn't know what you're feeling he doesn't even know I listened to

it because it was behind a paywall he probably thought I would never hear it but like one thing about me when they say oh this person talks about you on their podcast I'm gonna listen to the whole thing just to hear the four seconds and in the future if you're gonna dm me oh blank spoke about you on their podcast send a time stamp bitch okay I have a lot of shit going on I can't be like listening to hours of podcast send a timestamp okay and if they use the f word maybe trigger warning not even you do want to know if someone calls you fat on their podcast or you just don't want to know about a period I'm gonna find out anyway like I don't know only one person messaged you that if they didn't message you it you would have never known yeah because who the fuck would message me something like, oh, they spoke about you. They was obviously calling me fat.

Like, why would you tell me that? That person was an enemy. Except that like we loved him, Dylan. I know. We have like so much respect for him. And like he was talking about you and like in a otherwise nice way and wanting to collab with you. I know.

Like if you had told me like somebody would go on their podcast, which by the way, he's like one of the biggest creators on Patreon. Like he's huge. It's not, he was not chatting into a void. It's, you know, thousands of people. So if you had told me somebody called you fat on their podcast and like you still follow them and engage with their content and like them, like I would have never believed you. But like, and also, you know, obviously Tim Dillon is no spring chicken. He's pretty big himself. So to hear, you know, it coming from a fellow member of the fat community, I don't know. It definitely lessened the blow. I don't know. It's something I definitely struggle with.

Yeah, I understand. But like I never unfollowed him. Like if anybody else called me fat, like, oh my God, death to them. We ride at dawn. But there's something about Tim Dillon that's just he's so funny like I just I can't actually pass him you'd only be like hurting yourself if you cut him off because then you wouldn't get the funny content I love his reels like I'm always sending them to you I'm always sending them to you

yeah it's like whoever sees it first so I'm just I'm gonna have to move past you know maybe Tim Dillon will hear this and shoot me an apology which would go a long way but I don't even need it that's how like that's how much of a fan I am you know yes it's you know what Tim it's okay yeah but it's not like it's not fucking okay bitch call me fat again see what fucking happens bitch call me fucking fat again and I thought me and Tim were good he actually invited me to a barbecue at his house I was like oh my god I'm getting in Tim's inner circle and then this the f-word it's so so uncool life is so unfair yeah just when you think you're getting somewhere with someone they go and fucking call you fat on a podcast nonetheless safe space I think yeah you know patreon safer space yeah you know I think he thought I would never hear it you know and that's okay um I'm okay that's you know what I'm okay she survived I survived she's a survivor I am it was tough Claudia listen do a flip no we're always quoting him here you don't fuck you Tim

Dillon bitch okay fuck you I'm mad that was so so mad in the moment but then like time heals all wounds yeah no but I'm like a bitter bitch like I hold grudges and with Tim like I've let it go yeah I can't quit you Tim some people I really hold grudges like I will tell you what they did yeah five years ago I will quote it verbatim other people could offend me last week and I forgot already you know it's like he's just this charismatic guy. He's got this way about him. This je ne sais quoi. He does have a je ne sais quoi. So I'm moving on and letting go. Yeah I'm moving on letting go holding on till tomorrow. I've always got the memories that it keeps me where I'm gonna be be I'm so glad Hannah Montana wrote

that song for me in these trying times Fifth Harmony also wrote a song about you called Miss Moving On you know because I am Miss Moving On totally I'm so Fifth Harmony you're Sixth Harmony no Camilla left so hey guys Turdy's here turdy is here i often think about like the utter disaster that was fifth harmony's career there was like no reason they they were so tacky like everything they did was like so low budget but they were so talented and they had such good songs that was like the only thing carrying them through. The songs were bops. But like when I see footage all the time on TikTok of like,

you know, their comeuppance and they're doing these like shows and malls on these like broke down stages being held together by a piece of duct tape. Like they were on this big show. They had Simon Cowell behind him. There was like no reason everything they did was so beyond low budget. Yeah. I also feel like, and this is based on interviews that I heard from them like I feel

like they didn't make any money from it they did like their songs were number one on the radio number one on the charts like you couldn't walk down the street without hearing their music and they were not making money yeah because they're like the prime example of like getting taken advantage of like very young girls like just signing a record deal not getting a ton of money and then having to split it five ways oh yeah so they really they may I think you know a lot of them have nothing to show financially from their time during that in that band yeah plus then once you're at that level it's also expensive to live at that level right the stylist the publicist style hair security like yep the money just goes out the window no it's so true that's why they're all

doing their own things now like different projects a lot of them are like influencer vibes love that i love an influencer vibe yeah no it's a really interesting case study and what not to do after x factor but what's the alternative say they were like no this is a bad contract then they would just be defunct x factor true expats so true x fat x x fats oh no no no no I was trying to say factor and expat you guys know what I meant expat yeah I like that yeah so with if that's everything I think we could dive in yeah we we have stuff to discuss we have stuff to discuss so let's dive into the fast life stories that you need to know imminently. And the fast life stories that you need to know imminently is brought to you by Babbel.

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There's nothing. There's no hell on earth greater than being teased by a sneeze. I was teased. I'm so sorry thank you thank you for your thoughts during this time you're welcome first story the SAG awards were last night neither turdy nor I watched but two moments stood out to me as worth discussing great Aubrey Plaza went viral after getting caught losing her temper on stage during the white I saw okay so Aubrey Plaza's going viral after the SAG awards where she got caught losing her temper on stage during the White Lotus win. I saw. Okay.

So Aubrey Plaza's going viral after the SAG Awards where she got caught losing her temper during two separate moments when her White Lotus co-stars accepted the SAG Award for Best Ensemble in a Drama Series on Sunday night. The actress was caught looking annoyed and pissed off as she stood alongside Theo James, Megan Fahey, and Will Sharp and fellow actor John Grise. John is seen whispering something

into her ear which made her look furious so the whole cast went up to accept the award for best cast and um he says something to her people believe that he was trying to warn her that she's about to have a wardrobe malfunction because if you saw her dress like that seems likely and she because she immediately adjusted her gown to cover her cleavage but then after that she appeared to awkwardly mouth Jesus Christ under her breath and just look overall pissed especially during a winning moment this is so tough because like Aubrey Plaza's always like committed to some bit she's always being like quirky or like I don't she's always like doing something she's so fucking hard to read so this could have been part of like some bit you know she's always just like doing the most or she could have been like

legitimately peeved I don't honestly I don't know because she's she's honestly she's fucking confusing like I never know if she's being serious or not yeah I don't know her on that level like I'm not a fan enough to like know what she's doing and why she's doing it I just don't know what like what sort of bit makes you act like annoyed when you're in the midst of a celebration joyous win um I don't I don't know I don't know either I really um I find her incredibly confusing like to read she's always like you know doing something and it's like everyone thinks it's funny and I'm like I don't get it like actually kind of her comedy is very like dead dry straight yeah so was this that question mark I don't know I will say I feel like the SAG awards when it comes to award season or like the irrelevant ugly like who fucking cares I don't even know people watched it but everyone

really showed up last night everyone looked really glamorous and I found like there was a lot of chatter on social media about it when I feel like everyone decided to get together and watch the SAG awards like not tell me no I feel like the SAG awards always come up it's like okay this is the relevant one but I feel like people in the industry actually really like the awards there's something like very legit about it everyone shows up for it I'm also getting very sick of like this rotating cast of characters that we've seen all throughout award season like it's the same 20 people it's Angela Bassett Jamie Lee Curtis it's everyone in the song yeah everyone in the song after this like needs to and Ariana

DuBose was there I know that's our second moment um everyone in the song like I know they're on the circuit right now but the circuit seems like longer than ever and it's really just like the same people and like there are people who are on it last year who are you know nowhere to be found like usually this would be like Jennifer Lawrence or Margot Robbie now it's just like other people um even like I mean Jennifer Coolidge looked amazing last night I love her and I can never get sick of her but it's like where is she gonna be next year like no I want to see next year I don't want to see next week the SAG awards are nice because and it's similar to the Golden Globes where it's it's film and TV so I find like a lot of like the exclusively film events, BAFTA, Oscars,

those are like a little more boring. But when, you know, the White Lotus cast shows up and people from like Succession, like that's fun. Yes. So I feel like the SAGs actually get an irrelevant reputation, but are pretty cool. I think people in the industry enjoy going to them and respect them. And if you ever take the time to watch the show,

it's probably better than Golden Globes or Oscars like because there's a little less pressure. Yeah, I've always regarded it as very much like an industry event that like happens to be televised and like who cares. But I feel like in recent years, you're right. It's kind of becoming like a cool event. Yeah, I feel like you've even watched sometimes

in the past and you're always just like surprised by how much you enjoy it but I also think that's because the bar is so low yes yes Jennifer Coolidge gave a really funny and cute speech she's also like always doing some sort of bit but I felt like last night she was being really authentic she was talking about her parents um I think she got choked up a little bit and then of course she like ended it with a joke because she's Jennifer Coolidge but you're right I think everyone feels really relaxed when they go because it's it's an industry thing yeah so uh White Lotus won yeah still thinking about watching it Brendan Fraser won yes which is good I do think SAGs really do set the stage for Oscars like I I do think there's a lot of crossover in the winners I don't know I feel like we've gotten to a place where maybe in the past you could have said that, but now it's just like everybody will take home one award from award season.

And that makes it enough. Yeah, we're all winners. You know, like we really, we're all winners. Austin Butler is like still doing the thing. Like, yeah, I'm ready for the next chapter is all I'm saying. No, you're right. It's definitely feels lengthy. Lengthy.

At length. At length. At length. And then also at the SAG Awards, another fun moment was Ariana DeBose poking fun at her viral BAFTAs rap while presenting at the awards. So she presented alongside Diego Luna, and she said, Diego, do the thing. And they panned to Angela Bassett,

and then when they came back to Ariana it looked like she was doing the shoulders and it was also um this weekend the NAACP image awards and Angela Bassett won and she came up and she said I guess I did the thing so it's like everyone's and you know what there's no better way to kill a moment than by everyone doing it yeah so you know what I think Ariana getting in on it Angela getting in on it like I don't think it's funny anymore at her yeah I'm ready to move on and you know what I think Ariana getting in on it Angela getting in on it like I don't think it's funny anymore like I'm ready to move on yeah I'm ready to move on and you know what Ariana's probably happy about that like an unintended consequence I'm ready to move on from Angela Bassett did the thing because everybody's doing that part but there are so many other

nuggets from it like I know Blanchett Kate you're a genius Jamie Lee Curtis you are you are all of us I don't get that except Jamie yeah let's hyper fixate let's hyper fixate on some other moments because there's there's more noteworthy moments in there too yeah and a girl you were great and blonde and she wasn't so that was cool Ariana to lie really good but the movie wasn't as good as they think it was yeah what were you gonna say about jamie lee she has a children's book that i like that i read to harry sometimes where do balloons really yeah it's really good what's it called where do balloons go it's like cute conceptually about when you um let go of your balloon where does it go and it's like and where does it it just it theorizes about all these different like fun things the balloons they meet

up can balloons with no writing read the ones that have writing on them? Where do they end? I think like they go into space. They go on and on. And then by the end, I'm always like, oh, is this a metaphor for loss? Oh, you know what? It does sound like it might be. That's actually a really great concept for a book.

Yeah. That's always, I don't know if, because you would think like where do balloons go? It's going to be like some environmental lesson about like not to let go of your balloon and get stuck in a tree and bird chokes. But no, I think it's about loss. Like where do they go? It's beautiful, yeah.

They keep going up and they're having a party, a dance party and then eventually- Seeing all the other balloons. They go into like the space. I kind of love that. It's really, and it rhymes, which are the only kind of books I'm willing to read because the rest are no fun.

Let's talk about this trend in children's book. I realized it when I became an auntie. It's like, you know, iambic pentameter and rhyming is no longer a requirement. And I think that's beyond, beyond disgraceful. Yeah, no, it's. What are we teaching our children? No, it's like, it's just so unfun

no and it's like I'm gonna have to read this book one million times to my fucking kid like let me have a good time like let's get a beat in there right and also once you've written it one million times you have it memorized that way when they keep futzing with the pages you don't have you can just keep going yeah and you're not like seriously stalled like what happens next right so I just think I don't know who I need to talk to but we need to get rhyming like back in style yeah if anyone can do it turdy it's us so true so true anyways check out that book I really liked it um Jamie Lee won she gave Michelle Yo like an enormous kiss on the lips it was like more than it was just really big like it was long

yeah it was cute I like their friendship a lot yeah I haven't seen that movie oh but what I was gonna say was Jamie Lee is like you know obviously on this press circuit so a lot of her interviews have been like making news she did stand up for Ariana DeBose when she was asked about it she was like everyone needs to just like shut the fuck up and back the fuck off and like leave Ariana alone, which I thought was really cool of her. And she has said that while there's no official plans, like there will be a Freaky Friday sequel. Like there's nothing in the works.

I saw. She said there's nothing in the works, no plans, no contracts, no deals. But like it's happening. To me, that's a no brainer. Lindsay Lohan is the mom. Jamie Lee is the grandma. There's a new kid on the block. Yes. yeah maybe the three of them like each gets switched done yes or like Lindsay Lohan and her daughter gets switched and Jamie Lee helps them navigate through it like or like Jamie or Jamie and Lindsay do it again and the kid they

have to act cool in front of the kid like there's a million ways this could go yeah just like they had to act cool in front of the little brother right right and Chad Michael Murray of course he him and Lindsay get married oh of course and Chad Michael Murray's like kind of like you know taking a lot of low budget projects these days he's available he's available this one writes itself a hundred percent are you ready for our next story yes yes i am royal pop culture news my favorite oh this is fucking interesting king charles's coronation is in crisis as elton john spice girls and other top musical acts decline his invitation to perform so with the coronation of king charles the third just two months away reports are emerging that the event is having a difficult time lining up entertainment according to the, a star-studded concert is being planned at Windsor

Castle to follow the ceremony at Westminster Abbey. However, organizers are having a hard time booking the big British stars. So far, Elton John, the Spice Girls, and Harry Styles have been asked and have all declined. But as the Sun pointed out, it's reportedly nothing personal, simply that their artists' schedules are jam-packed. You can cross-reference that elton is on tour he's in like germany the night before and harry styles is always on tour so it's like it really is two months away like you could just go to harrystyles.com slash tour and yeah check it out they're not lying um other a-list british pop stars to have reportedly turned down the event include ed sheeran adele and robbie williams performers who are expected so far are Kylie and Danny Minogue,

Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Lionel Richie. Oh, okay. So it's not great, but it's not terrible. No, but like if I was a big British star. Which you kind of are. Which I kind of am. But I guess I'm not a singer. I'm just like kind of like a big British personality yeah yeah like kind of like you're giving like Pierce

Morgan energy yeah yeah like a famous British talking head 100% I would move heaven and earth to get my ass there I know I know Elton as well Elton's older so it's different he has a show in Germany the night before like if it were Harry with a show in Germany the night before like he could get a plane and fly in for this like it's this yeah but Elton also has been involved in so many royal events in the last 20 years that I don't think this one like stands out in particular it's like he's done a million he'll probably do more yes but a coronation is a once in a lifetime thing, especially when, you know, Queen Elizabeth reigned for so long. Most of us haven't. I mean, obviously us, but like,

I don't even know if Elton John was alive for Elizabeth's coronation. Right. So it's not just like, you know, it's the centennial. Like, it's a coronation. It's a historic day. I understand people are busy. I wish they thought about about that when you know they had this date on the books for a while like why are we just now reaching out to people

but by the way there's also this intersection of you know British celebrities and British celebrities who are friends with Harry and Meghan and I feel like Adele is probably like friendly with them I don't know why she just like she reminds me of that like you know Ellen Kris Jenner Montecito, like rich inner circle. Yeah. But I think that there's also British celebrities who are either like royalists or like anti monarchist.

And I think that if Adele was, you know, a fervent royalist, um, that would also affect her relationship with Harry and Meghan. I don't, I should go and look for any interviews where she's maybe like talked about how she feels about the queen or whatever um yeah not no just like the queen because I feel like that's you know British talking points but everyone I think even if you weren't a monarchist everyone loved and respected the queen and she didn't perform at Jubilee Adele yeah but Jubilee is not as historic as like a coronation, like you were saying. Yeah. But it was like very clear that this was going to be like the last big Queen event, but they pulled it out for the Jubilee.

And none of these people perform for Jubilee either, except for Elton John. And still like they had British artists, large, midsize, small. I loved seeing some of the smaller artists. What about Ellie Goulding?

I know I was thinking about Ellie Goulding, but she performed in Harry and Meghan's wedding. Nevermind. No, I'm telling you you it's tough to find honestly people are like shocked that they that they can't find someone but when you really think about the group it's like okay we have singers british singers british singers who like the monarchy and don't have like personal politics you know i'm not british but i imagine like you either fall into some category like a monarchist or not right so then you then you have to be a monarchist then you have to be a monarchist who's not siding with Harry and Meghan then you have to be a monarchist who's not siding with Harry and Meghan who's not currently

on tour and is technically available on May the 6th so I think people are like oh everyone hates Charles like they're not performing and maybe there's an element of that but I also think it's not so easy yeah but it also like should be a little easier considering I know he's the king I think I definitely think there's an element of just also people not liking or respecting Charles yeah especially because of them being like Diana stans as well right so like if this was William's coronation I don't think there would be I think little mix would be having a reunion performance and you know Prince Prince William has hung out with and you know actually sang a song with Taylor Swift

and Jon Bon Jovi. Like I think he's got deep ties in Hollywood. Yeah. I feel like King Charles has, he's been literally a famous world figure his whole life. I feel like he has Hollywood friends. No but he's so like Hollywood weirdly, not as much as like Harry and Megan at this point,

but like, yeah, he's been at the a list since he was born. And now he's 70. What? Like, you know, I just feel like people don't like him.

I hope that they bring Adam Lambert and the remaining members of queen. That was really good. Always a smash. I hope they bring Neil Diamond to sing the remaining members of Queen that was really good always a smash it I hope they bring Neil Diamond to sing Sweet Caroline so that we could see George singing along again yeah do you think they have to be British yeah no Taylor Swift no I don't think I mean she loves you know she loves a London boy and she like has a house in London obviously her boyfriend's British like I don't know I think there's a tie and I think Taylor Swift could do it.

Lionel Richie, is he British? No, you're right. So I think that they don't have to be British, but they do need some of the big British acts because this is a big moment for Britain. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Little mix. Get together.

Yeah, Ed Sheeran was surprisingly absent from the Jubilee. But isn't Ed Sheeran Scottish? Is he? Let me just double check. Because if you're from Scotland, you don't really fuck with the royal family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of history there. No, I'm sorry.

He's English. I take that back. He was born in West Yorkshire and raised in Framlingham. Framlingham. ollie murs what about that guy who sang that song i did jackie i did read that ollie murs is performing like they're like they can't get anyone good so they got ollie murs that's what i read on twitter that's all you need you need ollie murs you need mimi webb you gotta strive for a little mix reunion the guy who sang that song, that was like the wrong song to sing and they even left out the...

Green, green grass. Blue, blue sky. Yeah, George Ezra performed that song and the lyrics go, you better throw a party on the day that I die. Which was like a weird select, but he did sing it like this. Green, green grass.

Blue, blue sky. You better throw a party. That's how he sang it. But he did sing it like this. Green, green grass. Blue, blue sky. You better throw a party. That's how he sang it. Pick a different song. I know, but that, and actually that's not even his most famous song. Like he's really known for my house in Budapest. My, my hidden treasure chest.

I didn't grab piano. Yeah, everyone knows that. Singing ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm talking about you. Like, that's like his biggest song. So I did, that was a weird select for sure. For sure. Because the Jubilee was literally throwing a party on the day that she died. Like, she literally died a week later. She wasn't even at the concert because she was like too old and frail.

It was a really, really bizarre song song choice especially given the fact that it's not his biggest song it's like if you got one big hit okay you got to sing the hit but literally Budapest is 40 times bigger yeah I do see um I went to the express article and I see that Olly Murs um is filling in some of the gaps I'm obsessed I love Olly Murs this is a concert meant for me it's just like mid-tier British artists, which is actually my favorite genre of music. It's so true. Can't wait. They need a big headliner.

They got to figure it out. Yeah, they do. Taylor will be on tour. Oh, she'll be in Nashville. Yeah. May 6th. Snitch's birthday weekend. Yeah.

She'll be in Nashville. Can't do it. See? Yeah. Yeah. And these schedules are lined up years before charles didn't become king until a few months ago right right so even if they got to work immediately there's genuine conflict yeah they have to figure something out in terms of like a big name they need one big name it's a coronation like i wonder if anyone in the royal family like sings as a hobby. There's gotta be one good voice. That's such a good question.

There's gotta be one good voice. The odds, there's what, like 20 working members? There's gotta be one. Who do you think? Camilla Parker Bowles? I think that's so something Charles would do. Like, you know, my wife has like an amazing voice and she sings like the British National Anthem or whatever.

That is something Charles would do. But like, what about like Prince Edward's wife Sophie I think she might have an amazing voice there's definitely somebody who's like got a good party trick you know hey I could sing yeah what about Susan Boyle bring her out bring her out national treasure love that love it love I think we've given you some great ideas um car nation planning committee take with them what you will yeah this isn't a good look for Charles like it's like kind of embarrassing this article coming out like he's so they need to show up with like a good they have to just they have to pay they have to figure something the fuck out yeah they gotta get Beyonce

or something like come on even though Beyonce loves Megan true true according to Megan there's so many big stars in the world like even though it feels like a small community like there's just so many and a lot of them are British yeah or you know they could they could figure out a song to sing they could do a cover yeah they could do a flip do a flip yeah so good luck i look forward to watching this concert i really do uh are you ready for our next story circling back to someone who's come up a number of times in this conversation now adele is rumored to be engaged to rich paul you know what you saw she was wearing at the show but she's also wearing like a lot of diamonds and a lot of rings but she was wearing like a big ass she was wearing an engagement ring on her engagement ring finger

and sometimes like we look into like oh my god are they secretly married and it's like here she is sitting down with her ring on her finger although I will say on Saturday night she did reference uh she was talking about sports and she's like I love basketball because my boyfriend loves basketball so she said boyfriend okay well two things are a theory one she hasn't gotten used to saying the word fiance when you go from boyfriend to fiance fiance seems like such a pretentious word it took me a while to get comfortable two she didn't want to like spoil her news she just wanted to like dangle it I do think it's surprising though that she would want to get married again. Yes. Well, who,

just because if you listen to her music, like I think she feels so sad that she got divorced and like, like uneasy on me, like she, like she almost sounds like disappointed in herself. So I just find it surprising

because divorce is not something that she took lightly. Like I think she did everything in her power not to get divorced. This is like still rumored um this is Daily Mail and they're citing Dumois as the confirmation for her being engaged but she did wear an engagement ring and she does have a very serious boyfriend and even though I feel like when she first got divorced you would be like oh she's scarred she's not gonna do this again like I feel like her and Rich Paul are so serious he is as successful if not

more successful than her so like they'll be able to like legally you know be and just be married to be like romantically married and I feel like she's a believer in marriage and that's why it hurt so much that it didn't work out it kind of reminds me right now of Kelsey Ballerini where it's like I don't think she is off on marriage period. I could see her in a few years being like, no, I wanted that. Like I tried for it. It was just not the right person. And I could see Adele now being like, this is the right person

and I do like the institution. Let's do it. Totally random. But I just remembered something that Adele shared at the show that I want to share. Because my favorite Adele song is Turning Tables. And she was like,

this is just like weirdly a fan favorite song. Like it's really not even like her biggest song, but I was so glad it was on the, um, on the set list. And she said my, I think that was on 21 or 25, 21. She was like, I used to have such good, uh, song titles. Like, I feel like as I've gotten older, like I'm getting worse at coming up with song titles. And the reason I called it Turning Tables is because we had this big fight. The person I was in a relationship with at the time with this big fight at a Chinese restaurant and there was like a lazy Susan um and we were fighting and he wouldn't pass me the food and I was like screaming to pass the food turn the table and honestly I thought she was kidding at first and she was like

no that's literally why it's called Turning Tables because of the lazy Susan at the Chinese restaurant queen that's really funny I. And just like a fun fact about one of my favorite songs. Yeah, now thinking of her new song titles, I Drink Wine. They're not great. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Love is a Game. They're kind of like corny. But Easy on Me is good. Yeah. She opens the show with Hello. And she just like saunters out. It's not like this big, dumb, like, you know, shadows, silhouettes. Like, she just saunters out it's not like this big dumb like you know shadows silhouettes like she just saunters out in this gown there's a man playing

the piano and it's so amazing because you know I don't know if you've seen the show but the whole stadium not stadium sorry the whole theater is like covered in screens so you could see her no matter where you look in the theater these big screens so So she sings hello. And it's like very slow. And then when she opens the chorus, hello from finally the screens go on and her face pops up everywhere. And it was like, honestly, it was chilling. It was beautiful. And then she says, by the way, I just want to let you know, like I do an acoustic set, like the first couple of songs. And then like there are singers in a band. Like it's not just me sitting here with the piano the whole time. I didn't postpone 14 months just to sit here with the acoustic piano.

So it was actually very funny. She was being very self-aware. She wasn't like glazing over the fact that like people had been heavily inconvenienced. Yeah. I feel like I'm like seeing the show. I feel like now if I saw the show, I'd be like, I already heard that. You know, I feel like you're giving. Yeah.

Sorry, sorry. I'll stop. No, no, no. But likely, like if I had to, you know, place a bet and gamble, I would say the odds are for me going. You're not going to make it. Like I would love to, but like, place a bet and gamble, I would say the odds are for me going. You're not going to make it. Like I would love to, but like I don't know that I will. So I guess it's better to know what happens.

Yeah. Anyways, if they are engaged, congrats. And I believe that they could be. Me too. It's not, it's not crazy. They've been together for a decent amount of time too. Yeah. But also sometimes like when you don't want to get married again, but like you have your

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passed away, and a statement from the actor's family confirmed that he died from an enlarged heart. Quote, though it offers little solace, the medical examiner reported Jansen's sudden passing was due to cardiomegaly, enlarged heart coupled with aortic valve complications. The statement concluded that they sincerely appreciate the outpouring of love and support towards their family as they navigate this unthinkable loss and ask that they be gifted their privacy during this time of mourning also hayden's brother jansen was an actor himself he

was in even stevens uh the walking dead and a bunch of other stuff he was in 2022 he was in a holiday film so I it's so sad and I really I often think about like and feel sad for Hayden Panettiere I feel like she's been through so much in her personal life since her rise to fame like obviously there's a like really bizarre situation with her boyfriend and like the domestic violence and then her situation where her daughter lives with her father um she had really bad postpartum depression she like sought treatment I just feel like it's like one thing after another with Hayden Panettiere I feel so sad for her I feel so sad for her too just like so much tragedy and this story is so upsetting yeah um I just she hasn't spoken out about this so maybe she's taking time I mean she's can take

as much time as she needs she also doesn't speak out a lot she's like weirdly private too but she just has so much that goes on that like gets in the news because it's like it's one thing after another yeah yeah exactly I feel so bad for her such a sad loss and they really there's a picture of them they look so much alike actually they do it's really cute it's really sad I I hope she's okay because I know she's struggled a lot and now something like this is just like so devastating yeah beyond uh he was like found in his New York apartment over President's Day weekend a friend went to check on him because he didn't show up to a business meeting and upon arrival they found him sitting upright in a chair unresponsive first responders were called and they eventually

pronounced him dead it based on what I read it didn't seem like there was any foul play foul play or anything like surrounding that's like so weird just like a heart condition for a 28 year old oh my god and no previous like mention maybe there was this but they didn't mention in the article um no previous issues other issues yeah i really i hope she's okay like i hope she's you know taking time to process because that's really sad it's so hard and the parents too yeah lose a child terrible yeah our fifth and final story um to Fury stuns Jake Paul with a split decision win in Saudi Arabia Jake okay let me tell you why this is interesting oh sorry actually no give the details give the details first okay except I know now I know Jake Paul was fighting yeah

wait so Jake Paul who won Tommy okay Jake Paul's first fight against a true boxer didn't go as planned. Tommy Fury handed the YouTuber turned boxer. The first loss of his career on Sunday night in Saudi Arabia, Fury, Tommy Fury beat Jake Paul via a split decision in the eight round bout, despite being knocked down in the final round. The judges scored at 76, 73 twice for Fury and 75, 74 once for Paul. Paul said after the fight that he didn't agree with the judge's decision and that he both got sick twice in camp and injured his arm, statements that drew blues from the crowd. But I lost, he said.

I'm not making excuses. I'm just saying it was my best performance. I fell flat. Okay, what was this supposed to be and then what was it? What do you mean supposed to be? Like who was predicted to win? Like is this a shock? Why is this a big news?

Well, let me tell you why it's a big news. Like a true boxer beats Jake Paul? So Tommy Fury, you're going to love this. And I feel like you're now going to become obsessed with his wife. Like I know you are. Him and his wife met on Love Island. Oh my God. Okay.

I'm starting to see something else that I saw. Molly? Molly May. And they just had a baby literally like two months ago. I feel like Bambi's nursery. It's gorgeous. I don't even know Molly or Tommy. I know Bambi's nursery.

That's the first thing I saw. And then I saw a video last night of Molly in her bedroom with the baby. She couldn't even bring herself to watch the fight. I didn't know what fight. I just assumed her husband's a boxer and he fights. And her friend like runs in and is like he won and she's so happy but I didn't know that Jake Paul was involved right it was like the biggest fight in the world today and I feel like you would actually really like Molly Mae's content like mommy stuff I've gotten served it a few times from my algorithm that it's like a few more times

and I will follow you know what I mean yeah so everyone was like invested of course because like these Jake Paul fights like always garner a huge crowd like all these girls who love love island were like so invested in this fight last night and these two have been like rumored to have been fighting for so long like it was very anticipated and this is the first time that a Jake Paul lost but it's also the first time he went up against someone who is like an actual trained boxer so in the past he's like done former athletes. Remember he did that former Nick, I think his name is Nate. Didn't he fight Floyd Mayweather? That's Logan.

Oh. Yeah. So everyone's like, oh, well, he's not a real boxer. And that's what's cool. I feel like we're always talking about how like influencers are always, you know, kind of infiltrating other spaces. And we always say like the cream rises. So you can't be mad that like, you know, your favorite influencer is doing red carpet interviews in this journalism major, never got the opportunity, but you know what, if you stink, you stink and say what you want about Jake Paul. Like he's really gotten this huge audience for boxing that I don't feel like they previously really cared. And this is like a great Testament to that. So even though

he lost, like, I feel like it's still like a kind of a win for him it was such a big deal everyone was talking about it also the numbers of the loss that I'm seeing it was lost by two points I don't know boxing scores but that doesn't it seems like he put up a good fight even he didn't get knocked out one judge at one point ruled in his favor like it seems respectable yeah he didn't get knocked out it was a respectful loss he he made an impact um Logan Paul was asked like if he thought it was fair and Logan was like yeah it was fair and I actually like really respected that answer because it's so easy to be like no my brother was wrong like he deserved to win so I I didn't watch it because I was on the plane and

like I just saw like everyone tweeting about it and I was like kind of getting invested especially when I realized that this is the Love Island couple and that's why like everyone I follow was like talking about this okay but like so this guy Tommy Fury like was a really big famous boxer and went on Love Island I don't think so I'm not entirely sure how he like plays in he is a boxer I don't know if he became a boxer afterwards um I'm not sure it's like or did he become like a big famous one after Love Island did his fame from Love Island help him with boxing I don't know sound off in the comments like chicken and egg was like yeah why would a big boxer go on Love Island unless he wasn't like

that big yet especially like Molly and Tommy are like so big in the UK I think they're kind of like the Trista and you know whoever whatever that guy was name was Tristan Ryan because like they they're married they have a kid and like people just really like loved following them ever since they left the show and they're really a testament to like the show can work. It's really like giving like Bachelor the first first lady and and whatever. Molly, Tommy and Bambi should perform at the combination. Combination. Combination. Yeah they should. They're so British. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go stalk them now. So there's like a lot of elements of like why anyone would care about this. Cause like, it's weirdly very like seeded in pop culture.

Yeah. But like, do you think, is Tommy, you clearly don't know a lot about his like. No. Boxing career. I don't. Cause it's like, was he, is he fighting Jake Paul just because they're both like. Influencer. Boxers.

I don't know. But then I saw like Dave Portnoy posted a video that he was so wrong. And that Joe Rogan like he had talked about it on Joe Rogan. And Joe Rogan said like Tommy's going to win. So if like Joe Rogan and he's really big into fighting. If he knows Tommy Fury like he must not just be like an influencer fighter. No he definitely like is a well respected and trained boxer. Yeah like on Wikipedia it says he's a boxer oh he took time off from his boxing career

in 2019 to star on love island so he was a boxer before in the uk like gets real celebrities because it's that big there because it's huge and it's even big here everybody watches love island uk he made his debut um on in boxing in 2018 and in 2019 he starred in Love Island so he had had a a career prior and he only made his US when he went on Love Island was the whole country like oh my god Tommy Fury's on Love Island or they were like this guy Tommy, he's a boxer. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if he was like that famous before, but maybe decently. Yeah. Very cool.

Like you can be a professional boxer and like not famous and like you don't get televised. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Like you can identify as a boxer. Yeah. No, it's a really interesting kind of way to get famous. I love this for everyone. Like I feel like it's been like a global event that I had no idea about.

I know. But the rest of the globe was so exciting. I love that for the globe. Yeah. And like it was star studded. Everyone was out there. And it's really bringing Americans and British together. And it was in the Middle East.

Right. No, it's a global affair. Global affair. It's gone in the Middle East. Right. No, it's a global affair. Global affair. It's gone global. It has. And those are the past five stories that I feel like you really needed to know, like actually. Yeah, I think so too. Our pink lemonade collab with Lauren Bostic, SpritzSociety.com slash TSC. Check it out. I hope you guys enjoy it and love it make sure to tag us when you get it and take pics of it it's so good um that's our show love you dearly thank you so much for listening to were you gonna say something I was gonna say love you dearly turdy if I could you can love you dearly turdy thank you so much for listening to the toast the millennium morning show where we

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