The Toast - Prince Harry and His Pa: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023
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Good morning, Millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Wednesday.
It is our favorite day of the week here at The Toast.
It is Hump Day, the weekly reminder that it's so important to hump someone you love.
And speaking of humping people I love, it's the girl who never lets me touch her.
It's Jackie.
Hey, Jax.
How you doing?
That is who I am.
I do believe there was an inaccuracy in your
intro, some misinformation, because you called hump day our favorite day of the week.
And I don't think it's our favorite day. I really don't. Yeah, no, because like any day that's not
Saturday or Sunday is never going to be my favorite day. That's a that's an amazing call.
I would say, OK, well, it's not my favorite day of the week. It's my favorite day to do the intro. How's that? That's good. Better than Friday,
Friday. Oh, shit. Okay, not you like with your microscope. Calm down. Listen, I'm on the hunt
for misinformation. As Prince Harry said, it is a global epidemic out there of misinfo.
Prince Harry has said a lot of stuff.
That too.
But like 45 other things.
Yeah.
He keeps saying stuff.
Which you guys will never know what he said.
Because if this is the only podcast that you listen to.
We have kind of an embargo on the situation.
So I feel like even if this is the only podcast you listen to.
You know absolutely everything that's going on.
I know everything about Prince Harry
and I'm this,
I'm getting fed this information against my will.
I'm not seeking it out.
I'm trying to stay far away from this man
who is really like torturing me.
Yet here I am knowing everything.
Yeah, we do know a lot.
And that's before even like clicking on the headlines,
reading the book.
Is anyone even reading the book?
I think, is it the 10th oh it
came out yesterday it came out yesterday I saw people on social media like going to Barnes and
Noble I saw people on social media on TikTok sharing snippets of the audiobook because it
is read in Harry's voice and it's kind of crazy like the audiobook parts for sure yeah the way
that it's written like it's it's weird to me he's like pa said not to do that it's written It's weird to me He's like, Pa said not to do that
It reminds me of Crawdads
Jackie?
Pa said this
It's Little House on the Prairie
Like, Pa and I went to the garden
It's weird that he calls King Charles Paul
Right, especially when there's a lot of speculation
He might not be his Paul
Might not be his Paul
He should be calling
him either father would be acceptable for me daddy that's very very british yeah um it's also
just like weird i can't explain it and i'm not going to explain why i feel weird about it but i
do normalize just feeling weird and that being the end of it.
That being that on that. On that. Today's Wednesday which means we have a fabulous show. We've got lots of good stories. We also have Dear Toasters where we're gonna change and save lives which is
just always a fun thing to wake up and do. And I'm coming at you from my toxic mother-in-law era
and you're gonna get some perspectives that you did not sign up for.
No, but that's the thing about the toast. It's like, we're always giving you well-rounded
perspectives. It used to be, you know, two wives, but now it's a wife and a mother-in-law,
potential future mother-in-law, God willing. And that means our perspectives are changing.
And I feel like that's good. And the thing is, at least for me,
And the thing is, at least for me, reels get ready.
Life is about perspective.
And it's all about seeing your life through the lenses of other people, because that's how people see you.
It's so true.
It's called self-awareness.
And so many people in our day and age lack it.
And I'm worried for you, because if you're wondering, like, why do I have no friends?
Or why don't people want to hang out with me?
It's most likely because you're not self-aware and you're not seeing yourself through the
lens of other people.
You're not seeing how you could be annoying or rude or condescending.
So maybe try looking at life through the lens of like your friends and family.
And maybe you'll know why people don't fucking stick around.
Yeah.
So at Dear Toasters, we're going to try and let you know how the world sees you.
And I do think for the most part.
It's going to be hurtful.
It might be hurtful.
With these toasters, like we're usually team toaster but there's one in a once in a while
where it's like girl you're wrong girl do you like my outfit I do so I know you have a big
interview today and I should have kept that in mind when I wore my boys lie set because you've
been like casual all week so I was like oh I'll, I'll just, I'm going to copy McClure.
She's so cool and trendy,
like in her McClure era.
And now I look like a slob and no,
you look great.
The queen.
No,
let me tell you,
I'm not even dressed nice.
Well,
I was planning on dressing nicer than I've been dressing for my interview
today.
But I told you yesterday,
like it is literally 40 degrees here.
I packed like dresses and shit.
I have nothing to wear.
And when I was complaining about that on the toast yesterday, you know, a toasty social media
manager from the brand rails was like, we have a showroom in LA, like pick a couple things that
you need for the week and we'll just send it to your hotel. I had a whole new wardrobe by 5pm
last night after the episode, this whole outfit, I got a stunning cashmere set. I had a got a
cashmere sweater to wear to dinner last night. Like,
I don't know what the fuck I was gonna wear for my big ass interview today. But I'm glad I didn't have to think about it because I got this gorgeous cable knit moment from rails. Thank you.
That's really beautiful. I kind of would like one.
You know, that's what I love that love about the toast. It's like just say something like I want
a Maserati. And then I think the Maserati social media manager who's probably a toaster will send me one or she'll at least reach out and send you like you
know a pin that says Maserati and say thanks for the shout out and that's just as good just as good
um yeah no I'll I'll wait and see if anyone wants to reach out about that set I would love one and
if not I'll get one on my own but I can't talk about the brand that you're wearing without calling it rails.
I don't give a rail.
It's rails.
And you know what it is?
It is rails.
Israel.
I think I'll take a trip this year.
Should I go to Italy or Israel?
What do you think?
I think you should go to Israel.
Did you see the clip going around? By the way way i've been sending you such funny reels i hope that you're taking the time to watch some of them
i've been watching all of them because reels people are real people facts she said it not me
but have you seen the clip going around from the miss universe pageant of all the country girls introducing themselves calling albania yeah uh
you know costa rica whatever and they keep going and then it's like france yeah i have seen that
one have you seen the compilation of bachelor girls who were former pageant queens doing their
intros alabama oh yeah but that's no offense. That's kind of like
old. Oh, not the reels person shaming me for not being on trend. Reels are coming up in the clutch.
I actually I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about with Miss Universe. It's like
really recent. Well, just to put into perspective how behind on the times Jackie is, I think it's
important that everyone knows that maybe four days ago, Jackie discovered who Hezbollah was. She sent me a clip of Hezbollah
and was like, who is this kid? He's so cute. I'm like, he's 40 years old. He's like a Russian
UFC fighter and he's everything. He's a UFC. I did some research after. He's like a really big
UFC fan and they've like welcomed him into the family and now my algorithm on Instagram every you know how like after every three people that you follow
they give you you know someone that you should follow all of those suggested posts are reels
and memes of Hezbollah and I'm not complaining no you should start a Hezbollah fan account like
I totally get the obsession he's I know he's's like of age and he looks like a child because it's an illness he has, but he's so cute. He's so cute. The content
is so pure. And then the people who like meme some of the stuff that he does. I don't know what in
what context he's, you know, chewing and making that face. Yo, Jackie, I'm so glad you know about
the chewing Hezbollah meme. It's the best thing on the planet. It's the best thing on the planet.
Hezbollah meme it's the best thing on the planet it's the best thing on the planet and that's my new internet obsession I do believe that I'm late because when you said oh that's Hezbollah like I
had that name like rang a bell from like you know like the island boys on TikTok like I heard of it
but I couldn't tell you what it was no you don't need to believe me Like you are late It's just a fact of life I do believe you because I believe women
Yeah, well nevertheless
I'm glad you're here
Happy to be here
You know, the wheels of justice turn slowly
But they turn mighty fine
And the wheels of the toast don't turn slowly
Actually, we just pretty much beat a joke until it's dead
But we've got a great show today
I've got such a busy day.
I've got my big interview, which I'm really excited for people to hear.
And then I'm doing someone else's podcast that I'm like actually a fan of.
So I'm just like today's actually the definition of podcast, podcast, podcast.
Oh, for me, it's a podcast, podcast sort of day.
Just a twofer.
Twofer.
And you can tell that Claudia takes these takes these podcast podcast podcast very seriously because
not only is she wearing a cashmere set she's wearing loafers yes i am i've been looking you
see these loafers chanel what's that from my comedy special disgrace queen now available to
stream on amazon prime that's the first comedy special don't get it mistaken with n log and
think that you missed something yeah n log is still in the editing phase but i can't wait for everyone to see it i actually just
recently saw the first cut oh my god it was cackling and i mean i think i'm hilarious but
i watched with shapiro olivia and ben because i wanted like some thoughts when i was in florida
i wanted their like take and you know getting shapiro to laugh like he's really not my target
demo so every time he cackled it was like a
huge win for me I feel like Shapiro thinks you're so funny no he does but like stand-up is very
personal and like me talking about like my fat ass and like my pop culture like it's really not
necessarily targeted for him yeah but he I think he's a big fan of yours don't tell yourself I
think so too I know I'm not saying I didn't think he was a big fan no I never said that I think he's a big fan of yours. Don't tell yourself. I think so, too. No, I'm not saying I didn't think he was a big fan.
No, I never said that.
I think Shapiro really likes you, Claudia.
And I think he's really glad that you're his sister-in-law.
I agree.
I would argue he likes me better than you.
Well, now we're really close because we live near each other and always cooking for him.
Yeah, you both abandoned the family.
You do have that in common.
And because I'm Kayla's favorite auntie, so.
That's definitely true
And if I would feel bad about not
Being Kayla's favorite auntie if I wasn't Harry's
Favorite auntie so I'm okay you know what Kayla you can
Keep auntie sack okay yeah
No it's just facts at this point like we
Don't even have to and now that there's
Enough nibblings to go around like
I'm Kayla's favorite
Auntie you're Harry's favorite auntie and
Levi and the snitch have a Connection I like she's favorite auntie. You're Harry's favorite auntie. And Levi and the snitch have a connection.
Like she's very calming with him.
I agree.
And Olivia doesn't care because like they're all her kids.
So of course they love her the most.
Yeah, they do love her the most,
which is kind of like the cool thing about being a mom.
You don't have to compete.
Like when you say like, oh, Harry's, you know, my child,
like your child.
I'm like sure girl
sure I don't even know what we get up to let me ask you a question is it like so rude and annoying
when I say like Harry's my son no like you're not offended by it no but I'm also just like not a
wiener who's offended by stuff such an important distinction I'm so glad you brought that up I
carried him for 10 months I labeled in childbirth but like you love my son enough to think of him as your own.
Like why the fuck would I be offended by that? We love a rational queen. Like we really do.
Let me ask you another question about my auntiehood. Is there anything I do as an auntie
that like you don't like? Like I kiss him on the mouth. I call him my son. I say he's a child of
Christ. Is there anything I do that like you wish I would stop doing? Like, but you would never tell me. Now's the opportunity. No, nothing that I wish you would stop doing. I say he's a child of Christ is there anything I do that like you wish I would stop doing like but you would never tell me now's the opportunity no nothing that I wish you would stop
doing I think you're a great auntie but it is like when you kiss him on the mouth like it makes me
realize like I like I kiss him on the mouth sometimes but he also always has a pacifier in
um so true I'll take the most I'll take the paci out right so I mostly kiss him on the cheek and
stuff but it made me it makes me realize like I think you kiss him on the mouth more than i do good yeah it's whatever no and when harry grows up god willing you know one
day gets married hopefully not um and he's such an affectionate husband he that girl can thank
his auntie for teaching him affection at a young age it's true i'm sure she'll be thanking you i'm
sure the two of you will be extremely close the way i'm gonna hate that bitch like no matter who she is like she better i know she's probably
like in utero right now but you better watch her fucking back okay no i i i will be hard to please
when it comes to his betrothed but it can happen like there is a girl out there that I believe could be good enough for him.
Yeah,
me too.
Margot Robbie.
Is she available?
No,
I actually don't think she would be good enough for him.
No offense.
Like Hollywood's kind of gross.
Yeah.
So true.
Speaking of Hollywood,
I was here.
Oh,
you went to the craziest thing.
So I'm in my hotel last night.
Maybe,
uh,
what time was it?
I got back.
I got locked out of the room,
maybe like three 34 and somebody walked out of the elevator in like a major ball gown, full glam, like a team
of people. And I remembered it was the Golden Globes last night. And she was probably going.
So then I went on Getty Images. I wanted to know who it was. I mean, I know who everyone is. And
I didn't recognize this girl. So I'm on Getty Images, like searching for someone. It was a black
spaghetti strap dress with like a
corset top and then just like poofy at the bottom and I swear to god Daisy Edgar Jones was wearing
the same exact dress and and the same hair it was like a curtain bang pulled back middle part
it was not fucking I'm telling you I feel crazy it was not Daisy Edgar Jones I know who that is
yeah but it literally like it was her.
But like there's also,
I mean,
I guess she had a team of people.
So she must have been somebody,
but there are a lot of randos at the Golden Globes.
Fraudulent actors.
I completely agree.
No offense,
like someone's partner.
Happy to be there,
but like they're not getting snapped.
So true.
Well, speaking of the Golden the golden gloves i feel like we
could dive in to the fast five get stuarted because you know the fast five are extremely
diverse today we're covering a lot of different categories you absolutely love to see us
diversifying our content so without further ado here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.
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All right, what do we got first, Golden Globes?
No, actually, because something happened this morning
that I actually think is a bigger news
in the grand scheme of things.
And it's some aviation news.
Because, you guys, the FAA has lifted the ground order
on flights after a two and a half hours delay.
But they failed to explain
the catastrophic computer
failure that delayed at least 6 000 flights and halted america's air traffic for the first time
since 9 11 so early this morning if you are on the east coast like you're it affected you more so
because we'll talk about claudia your personal experience as everything does come back to you
it really does it really does but the FAA's NOTAM system,
which pilots use to see flights,
failed overnight.
The issue was fixed by 9 a.m. Eastern time,
but more than 6,000 flights were delayed as a result.
It is the latest air travel headache for the U.S.
after the holiday travel debacle,
the Southwest Airlines scandal.
System is back up and flights are resuming,
but after 6,000 flights get delayed or canceled,
then, you know, those crew members don't make it to the cities where they need to go.
And it just continues to spiral.
So not only is it a headache for all the travelers today,
but it's also fucking fishy as hell.
Yeah, no.
Where's the explanation?
I would like an explanation, por favor.
No explanation.
The White House said this isn't a cyber attack.
I guess just after, you know, decades of working, it just crapped out.
Right. And so I woke up at 730 and I had seen this article and literally I had initially woken up at 630 because Ben went to the airport.
So I called him. I'm like, are you at the airport?
The time differences are crucial here because 630 West Coast time is 9 30 a.m eastern time which
is actually when it came back online so i was like are you at the airport he's like i'm pulling up
wine you know ben doesn't know literally anything that goes on in the world like there could be a
major like attack on the united states and ben would have no fucking idea like he just doesn't
exist on this planet i don't know what he does all day.
So I'm like, is your flight taking off?
He's like, what do you mean?
I'm like, of course you don't know.
So I explained it to him.
He's like, I have no idea.
He gets, he took off completely on time.
Totally normal.
Well, that's because his flight
was probably the first flight of the day.
So it wasn't affected by cancellations
because the West Coast like had that three hour window
where they were able to, you know,
it was back on by the time the West Coast woke up and he was doing a very short regional flight which means you know he
wasn't going to New York where things were affected where then he would have been delayed so
yeah thankfully the benefit worked its magic but it's crazy that he was traveling on a day such as
today and so he's going to nap up because today they're doing the production run for the skinny
confidential x spritz new flavor it's going to be a capsule collection they're doing the production run for the Skinny Confidential X Spritz new
flavor. It's going to be a capsule collection. I know that the like the fact that Spritz and
and Lauren are collabing has been announced, but I don't think they've said the flavor,
so I'm not going to spoil it. But let me just tell you, it's a flavor very up my alley and
I'm very excited. I was going to try and get to Napa today because I want to try and like
be in the facility and like take pics and stuff. But, you know, podcast, podcast, podcast,
couldn't do it. You can't do it all. know, podcast, podcast, podcast. Couldn't do it.
You can't do it all.
They say that you can, but you can't do three podcasts in a day and go to Napa.
No, you actually physically cannot.
So I'm glad Ben made it.
The flavor is up my alley as well.
I think we all really like the flavor.
Do you think Ben will be able to bring some back for you?
Actually?
That's a good call.
Less than three ounces?
No, because the good thing about LA is they have JSX,
which is like a private,
it's a private airline,
but you could just like
buy a seat on like a plane
and it's literally $200.
Semi-private, semi-private.
It's semi-private,
but you don't fly out of like LAX.
You fly out of private airports.
You don't have to go
through security.
And you can technically bring...
So that's what he's flying back.
Let me send him a text.
Can you bring me a sample?
Did he fly JSX-2 Napa?
No.
Okay, because I was going to say,
that would be germane to him taking off successfully.
To me contributing to this thing.
No, they didn't have the right time for him,
but his flight home was on the right time.
Got it.
Okay, cool.
So he could also bring you maybe a can,
maybe a bottled finished product.
I just asked if he could bring me a can.
I don't know if it'll be done by today.
I think production runs take a few days, but whatever.
Super cool.
Super cool.
You know the owner.
Works like moguls.
And you know the owner,
so you'll just be able to get that
i do know the owner of spritz i think if i give a quick handy uh you know later in the hotel room
i might be able to get my hands on a new can of spritz spritza by the way um speaking of you being
inappropriate we did finally learn what smut means okay what a segue but nevertheless continue i
forget yeah you did find out that smut
Which is what people refer to those like porny
Colleen Hoover books as actually is an acronym
For
Sexually mature under text
Something like that
It didn't hit the way I needed it to hit like when you found out
But I'm glad that it stood
For something as opposed to standing for nothing
Which you know I hate
Like why under text it might not be under it might be a different word that was the only
word that felt weird smut meaning you know what that's what google is for sexual maturity under
text okay so like still makes no sense yeah you want to hear like just a personal anecdote speaking of Google?
I mean, that's literally what the show is for.
So, yeah.
Okay.
Great call.
Good call.
Through no doing of my own, my default browser on my laptop has changed to Yahoo.
And let me tell you, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened to me in my life.
And like I literally went into my settings and changed it back to Chrome and it won't go away wait you have a Yahoo
browser or search engine search engine excuse me I'm sorry okay I'm sorry my my default search
engine has been changed to Yahoo and my life has been horrible ever since like the way I tried to
make a Google form yesterday and like I could not get to Google form from Yahoo.
Like Yahoo sucks.
Yeah.
Just a personal anecdote I wanted to share on my podcast.
I'm sorry that that's happened to you.
And I can't figure out how to switch back.
Google it.
Rude.
Okay, Yahoo it.
I did. And like I went back into my settings and i turned it off and it's not
that's so weird yeah honestly i downloaded a vpn to watch the stupid fucking eagles game on sunday
truth is coming out ever since then my computer is trash like i have viruses i get porn like it's
horrible the truth emerges uh how your computer just one day decided to be different.
Yeah, no, I believe it was the VPNs doing.
Got it.
Darn you, VPN.
Are you ready for our next story, which is some Hollywood news as the Golden Globes were on last night and though neither of us watched, there were some highlight moments and some big winners.
I will say I did watch the first
20 minutes while I was getting ready for dinner
So I do
How was the monologue
I missed that part
So not the first 20 minutes
No like 20 minutes in the beginning
Got it
Got it okay
That makes sense
So Golden Globes you know the, some of them came out to celebrate the Hollywood
Foreign Press and their big winners.
So let's go through the list of winners and share our thoughts.
Great.
Best motion picture drama.
So that's like best movie.
The Fablemans.
Never even heard of it.
Me neither.
Best performance by an actress in a motion picture drama. Cate Blanchett. Tar. Never heard of it. Me neither. Best performance by an actress in a motion picture drama,
Cate Blanchett, Tar.
Never heard of it.
Best performance by an actor in a motion picture drama,
Austin Butler, Elvis.
That was surprising.
Yeah, was he up against Brendan Fraser in the same category?
Yes, of course.
That was a letdown for sure.
I mean, I'm happy for Austin Butler.
And I saw this adorable video from backstage of Kaya giving him like the biggest kiss and hug.
And it was just it was beautiful to see like two skinny, rich, perfect people like being happy.
I'm so happy for them.
I'm just overjoyed for them.
So I'm glad we got that moment.
But like justice for Brendan Fraser.
Yeah, but I don't think Brendan Fraser was going to win because there's too much beef between him and the HFPA and he wasn't there.
And it's like, I don't think they're trying to punish him, but it's like they're not going
to call out the fact.
It's like a self-owned because it's like then if he wins, but he's not here, everyone will
ask why he's not here.
And it's oh, because like we suck.
Right.
No, it reflects very poorly on the HFPA.
I totally agree.
So a lot of people say that like, you know, the Golden Globe is a foreshadowing to the
Oscar.
I totally agree.
So a lot of people say that like, you know, the Golden Globe is a foreshadowing to the Oscar.
But in this situation, there's like this beef.
And honestly, I don't think it's a foreshadowing
to the Oscar, to be honest.
No, I don't think it is.
I also don't feel like the Golden Globes
in recent years have foreshadowed the Oscars.
I feel like people went at the Globes
and then the other people went at the Oscars.
And then like by the end of the award season,
everybody has at least one award.
It's so true.
We're all winners here.
So true.
So I'm glad Austin Butler got his moment.
I think this is where it ends for him.
I agree.
I mean, he was incredible.
And I do think like he's deserving of the accolades.
I don't think the movie was incredible.
I think he was.
But you know, he did all this.
He changed his voice permanently.
He lived as Elvis for three years.
I'm glad he got his silly little award, you know?
Yeah.
Did you see that people are roasting him because he's still talking like Elvis in his acceptance
speech?
Yeah, no.
And I've watched, I literally like did research.
I did like on YouTube looking for clips of him before Elvis.
He had a normal voice.
I was on Good Guys podcast this week and we were talking about Austin Butler.
And I asked Josh, I'm like, you know him from like old school Nickelodeon days.
Josh said his voice was not like that.
Like he had a normal fucking voice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Best motion picture,
musical or comedy.
The band she's of in Sheeran.
I've heard good things.
Best motion,
best performance by an actress in a motion picture,
musical or comedy.
Michelle Yeoh,
everything,
everywhere,
all at Once.
I love Michelle Yeoh.
She is fab.
She is an it girl.
I love her.
And that was a star-studded category.
Then Best Performance by an Actor
in a Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy.
Colin Farrell, the band She's of Inishirin.
Then Best Motion Picture Animated, Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. Banshees of Inishirin. Then best motion picture animated
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio.
Yeah, I saw that.
I was shocked by that.
And the title of the movie is
called Guillermo del Toro's
Pinocchio. Listen, I'm
not going to clown on that because if I made something
No, I would do the same thing. Claudia
Asher is the toast. Like I'm putting my shit
in there all the time. Hey bitch!
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
I totally agree.
I love that.
Claudia Asher is, you know, the revival of Hairspray because that's really what my dream
project is.
Like I would put my name on it.
Claudia Asher is Hairspray, period.
Yeah, right.
Best motion picture, non-English language, Argentina, 1985.
Best performance by an actress in a supporting role in any motion picture,
Angela Bassett, Black Panther.
Yes.
Best performance by an actor in a supporting role in any motion picture,
Ki-Hwa Kwon, Everything Everywhere All at Once.
Okay, and his speech was the,
that's like the moment from the show that's going viral.
I actually saw it in real life.
Oh, I didn't see it.
You never saw a
cuter fucking man in your whole life and he ended it talking about i'm literally gonna cry like
talking about his wife um how like she like always supported him he had like all he ever wanted to do
was be an actor and he was like hollywood didn't want me i could not get arrested you know i think
he might be like 40 or 50 and he was just so fucking happy to be there could not believe he won loves his wife so
much so precious watch his speech it's adorable I will I've seen some of the viral stuff from
the award show but I haven't seen that one yet and we'll get to some of that stuff
then best director motion picture Steven Spielberg the fable fableman's uh best original song went to uh the movie RRR so Taylor Swift didn't win and Rihanna
didn't win and Lady Gaga didn't win so I have to say I actually I thought I watched that category
live and the man who won was so unbelievably cute and perfect and I'm so fucking happy for him
but the way that Lady Gaga's hold my Hand has really become one of my favorite songs.
Like one of my favorite Lady Gaga songs of all time.
It's not spoken about enough.
It's literally one of the best songs ever written.
I agree.
That probably would have been my choice if I were on the HFPA.
And I mean Rihanna showed up.
Like that's fucking rude that she didn't she probably
thought she was gonna win you think or it's just like rihanna doesn't leave the house very often
but like the golden globes i got nominated okay i'll go to that yeah sure perhaps prestigious
like the whole room stopped and stared when she walked in they did uh best tv series drama house of the dragon love that
did you see that acceptance speech because young ray nira did you see her i didn't but yeah she
was drunk as a skunk up on the stage like holding on to old ray nira oh who looked so cool by the way everyone was quaking because like she's so drunk
oh my god I absolutely have to go and see that I miss that yeah so that's one of the viral
moments yeah I mean then best performance by an actress in a tv series drama Zendaya Euphoria and
you literally called that when you saw that episode. I actually, um, I said that about Sydney Sweeney.
No, you said it about Zendaya, the episode where she's like running around.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But I, I did think that this season was the season of Sydney Sweeney. I thought
she was like, her character goes through like a mental fucking breakdown on this season.
And she really did amazing. I thought that she would win.
But Zendaya was amazing too.
Yes.
And I actually remember like that whole episode
where she's running around town.
I did say that.
Yeah.
Then best performance by an actor in a TV series drama,
Kevin Costner, Yellowstone.
I saw.
So deserved.
He actually wasn't there
because he had some flooding in his home oh yeah i'm
so happy for him me too i think we were just talking about how like the awards don't really
recognize yellowstone as like a premium show yeah they really don't like it wasn't even nominated
for best tv drama right and like i don't know what about this particular season was so good
that kevin costner finally won no it was just like he was too good to ignore any longer. Right. Right. Yeah.
Then best TV series, musical or comedy, Abbott Elementary. That's something I definitely want
to watch. I've heard that it's a content upper. You would love it. First of all, it's so much
camper like drama and the campers are so cute and funny. And it's exactly what you're looking for,
drama and the campers are so cute and funny and it's exactly what you're looking for like positive vibes it's also written so well it's hysterical yeah then best performance by an actress in a tv
series musical or comedy went to kinta brunson from abbott elementary who's also the creator
yes who's also the creator best tv limited series the white lotus one and then what i just want to skip to is jennifer coolidge
one for um white lotus as well as best performance by an actress in a supporting role in a miniseries
iconic queen we absolutely love to see her doing the most out there yeah her speech was really
beautiful really humble she spoiled the show for me but you know what it's been four weeks
it's been four weeks. It's been four weeks
since it finished and I still didn't watch it. So like, was I going to watch it? I can't be mad
about that, honestly. Like if I was desperate to watch it, I would have watched it. I'm loving
like the second or third coming of Jennifer Coolidge. And what I think is so cool about this
whole renaissance that people are having with Jennifer Coolidge and she admitted this and I
didn't even realize it until she did is that so
much of it had to do with Ariana Grande.
Yeah.
Like how Ariana Grande really gave her like a platform again,
like five years ago by doing that impersonation and then like bringing her
out on the tonight show and like introducing Jennifer Coolidge to an
audience of young people.
Putting her in the thank you next video.
Right,
right.
I think that I'm loving what we're getting from Jennifer Coolidge and
the fact that it started with Ari and the fact that Jennifer Coolidge like acknowledges that
and is so grateful is it's a really a perfect example of women supporting women right and the
fact that the creator of the White Lotus is Ned Schneebly is another like added layer of
pop culture dreams that I just, I simply can't.
Yeah.
So those were the Golden Globes.
If you watch them, I hope you enjoyed them.
And that's that on that.
Congrats to all the winners.
Congrats.
Are you ready for our next story,
which is some wonderful news?
Yes.
Bill's star, DeMar Hamlin,
has been discharged from Buffalo Hospital and he is heading home to continue his remarkable recovery
just nine days after suffering on-field cardiac arrest.
DeMar Hamlin has been discharged from Buffalo General Hospital
to continue his recovery from home.
The 24-year-old has been receiving medical treatment
since collapsing and suffering a cardiac arrest
during the first quarter of the Buffalo Bills Monday Night Football matchup
with the Bengals last week.
He has shown encouraging signs in the last few days
and has now returned home to continue his rehabilitation there
and back with his NFL team.
So is he going to be able to play?
Like, is he?
I was wondering that too.
Like, if so, probably not anytime soon.
I'm sure that's not the priority.
But like, what kind of
recovery will he have like a full recovery is this something that he will always have to monitor and
live with also what happened they have yet to tell us what happened and I feel like when he
is feeling like himself again maybe he'll share because it's really not for some pr spokesperson
to tell us his medical information right at the end of the day like it's medical information and
that is private and everyone has a right to privacy and so if we never find out it's none
of our fucking business yeah but the way that this has had like the whole country uh you know
just so worried and concerned i imagine that when he's ready To when he even can
Like physically like speak and do an
Interview or something like he will
Probably share again if he didn't like
Will live but I think a lot
Of people are really concerned
About what happened yeah you know and people
Are invested and like now
Are like lifelong fans of Damar
I totally agree so I hope
We we get a sit down i'm sure
that we will but like take your time relax go home be with your family yes 100 i'm glad though
that's important that the story ended in the way in this way because like it could have had a
different outcome yeah and that now he can recover at home which is much more comfortable than being in a hospital yeah and nine days after like literally your heart stopping is is amazing recovery and it's great yeah so that's some
positive news for the day also I know it's not a story I mean I'm assuming it's not because I just
saw it like breaking news on my phone before did you see that um Shannon Bedora's boyfriend broke
up with her?
I did.
I considered it and I moved on.
It's not story worthy,
but I just wanted to know like what your thoughts were on that.
I was felt sad.
I felt sad they were together three and a half years.
It seemed to be a good relationship.
Shannon historically doesn't handle breakups well.
I feel like it's another situation
where kind of she invested herself
so much in this relationship
and like the rug has been pulled from her, though it's way different than David.
Like she's financially independent.
Yes.
She'll be fine.
Her girls are older.
Yeah.
It's just different.
He's not the father of her children.
But you know, our girl Shannon likes companionship.
So it made me sad.
No, I agree.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Shannon, even though I forget how I even feel about you anymore um I'm with you because I
rode so hard I rode so hard for so long for her and then I remember feeling like that was a mistake
yeah you did ride so fucking hard for her yeah so anyways
what do you say to someone going through a breakup? My heart is with you. Get well soon?
No.
He's trash?
You'll be fine.
Yeah.
You're better off without him.
That's what you say.
You're better off without him.
Yeah.
Especially if he would do that to you.
Yeah, right.
If he doesn't appreciate the magic that is Shan.
A hundred percent.
Next story, a little music news.
Because the Coachella 2023 lineup is here, everyone.
Yes.
And the headliners are Bad Bunny, Phone Chuckin' Bad Bunny, Black Pink.
I literally did not know what you were saying for a second.
I'm like, Phone Chuckin'.
Who's that?
You're like, what did you say?
I'm like, I thought it was Blackpink.
Blackpink, my faves, and Frank Ocean are the three headliners at this year's Coachella Festival
with a lot of sub-headliners.
So I'll read the first, the second line of each day because that's like the biggest-ish.
So on Friday, we have Bad Bunny, Gorillaz, Burn A Boy, Chemical Brothers,
Kaytranada, Blondie, Becky G will be singing in the shower, and Metro Boomin.
Cool.
Then the next day, we have Blackpink, Rosalia, Eric Pridz, Holo.
Sorry, it's really small text.
Boy Genius, Suicide Boys, Kid LAROI, Charlie XCX, Labyrinth, Underworld.
Then the third day, Frank Ocean, Bjork, Callie Uchis,
Porter Robinson, Fisher, Chris Lake, A Boogie, Dominic Fike, Jai Paul.
And then a ton of others.
Oh, and then Calvin Harris.
Calvin Harris.
Yeah.
So I was not planning on going to stagecoach and i mean not
stagecoach sorry i am going to stagecoach i wasn't planning on going to coachella i thought maybe if
it was like this like a headliners that were tailored towards me like maybe i would get there
um i'm happy for everyone i know there's like huge frank ocean fans and huge black pink fans and huge Blackpink fans and huge J Balvin fans. So I really have.
Oh, fuck.
I'm so sorry.
Bad Bunny fans.
So like, I'm so happy for them.
Like, I feel like that's like so iconic for them.
I'm so happy to stay home.
Yeah, I'm happy.
It wasn't planning on going.
None of this is titillating to me, except for, of course, Blackpink.
But like, I'd rather see them in concert on their own than go to, like, a whole festival and, like, not even have good seats. So, I'm glad for the world
that, like, there will be more Blackpink, and it's cool because Blackpink has performed at Coachella
in the past, and they've really, like, worked their way up to now they are, like, the Saturday
night headliner, which is so awesome. That's so true. Like, it's such a big deal ice cream chilling chilling ice cream chilling black pink in your area so good um wait the last oh so people are like quaking because it was
reported and it was like leaked that justin bieber was headlining he's not um so i think a lot of
people were disappointed in that what's going on with Justin Bieber is he okay in terms
of like Ramsey Hunt yeah yeah I think he's just recovering I don't think he's been like working a
ton I haven't checked I don't follow him but like the last he like made headlines was when he was
like suffering from Ramsey Hunt like right he called off his tour and I think he's just been like chilling and taking it slow
like could he headline Coachella if he wanted to I mean it's one night well two nights over
the course of two weeks so maybe yeah well if everyone whoever's going to Coachella I hope you
have an amazing time um and happy for you like you were hoping for me too because it's the one you got good
because it's the one you got our fifth and final story is some really interesting influencer
turn of events pig news oh yeah so i want you to just sit back and listen to this story
because story time with jacks story time the gentle barn
which is like a rescue center for animals posted a tiktok on monday uh saying this about a pig
named pearl pearl was found alone in a field next to another pig who had passed away she came to us
with tattered ears and a potentially life-threatening infection in her uterus that has since been healed
she's clearly been through so much trauma that we can't begin to imagine but she's now safe with us and a potentially life-threatening infection in her uterus that has since been healed.
She's clearly been through so much trauma that we can't begin to imagine,
but she's now safe with us at the Gentle Barn.
From what we've been told, it's believed she was purchased originally from a breeder by an influencer.
People often buy mini pigs or teacup pigs for clout online, believing they will stay small.
When they inevitably grow very large and have many unexpected needs, they're sadly discarded discarded while we don't know everything she's been through in her past we know her life now is filled with
friends nutritious foods the highest quality care and so much love so then of course it did not take
anyone too much time to figure out that this pearl pig was hold on i want to get the brother right
logan paul's pig named pearl he had been posting pearl like when he got Pearl he even said himself like I thought
Pearl was a mini pig and then you know she grew into a big old pig and then this update I guess
you know also Logan's fans hadn't seen Pearl in a while and now we hear from this gentle barn
saying like pig has been through dire straits right and Logan you, mistreated this pig. So I saw this yesterday and I was like,
oh, that's really bad.
That's really bad.
And like, I, and usually there's like two sides to every story,
but like, I don't know how there's like another side to this.
But did you see Logan Paul was on TMZ explaining what happened?
I did.
And I just want to say like,
this is literally the Lucy Lucy
apple juicy of the influencer world. Yeah so then Logan went on TMZ TV TMZ live and talked about his
former pet pig Pearl who is now being looked after by Gentle Barn Rescue. He says he owned Pearl for
a couple of years and gave her a good life at his home in Encino California saying he would even
cuddle and sleep with the animal and made sure she had,
quote, the best life. But when Logan moved to Puerto Rico during the pandemic, he says he sent Pearl to live at a horse ranch in Santa Clarita, California, because he wasn't permitted to bring
her with him. Logan says Pearl received amazing care at the ranch. He then said Pearl lived at
the horse ranch for 10 months but had to be rehomed again when the ranch owner moved out of the state.
He says he was unaware of the rehoming.
Then Gentle Barn posted this TikTok saying that the Pearl was irresponsibly
rehomed and found next to a dead pig.
Logan said he only found out about Pearl's current situation when the video came out,
and he says he checked his records and he is certain he didn't rehome the pig irresponsibly.
He's also claiming innocence on the second pig that was allegedly found dead next to pearl he says the farmer denies knowing about a second pig and says pearl was transferred to the
farm alone i believe that i don't think that's like i didn't assume that second pig was logan's
yeah no and this is so unfortunate because i actually do believe Logan in he did move to Puerto Rico during the pandemic that completely tracks. And I believe that he rehomed it out of like a local ranch or whatever he did. And I'm sure he and I'm sure that place was lovely.
a pig at someone else's farm do they owe you an explanation if they decide to rehome the pig I don't know I do feel I actually do believe Logan I feel like this is so unfortunate like
there is literally no excuse to abandon and neglect an animal but to put a hundred percent
of the blame on Logan I don't think is fair you know I don't think so either. I think it's really, really unfortunate that this is what happened.
But it seems like he tried to do everything correctly and like so that the pig would live
the happiest life possible.
I also feel like the gentle barn, like insinuating that Logan discarded the pig because it wasn't
Minnie, like it's just like assuming and putting that out there.
It's also, like, it's a rescue center.
It's, like, it's so, they're so, like, magnanimous
that it's, like, why would I assume you're being shady?
No, by the way, like, their video was, like,
definitely shady, definitely, like,
it was weird for, like, an organization
to have, like, a video so shady.
And, like, really not, like they they didn't call him out
but like it was not hard for people to put together who it was and it did make it seem like this pig
literally left logan's house was abandoned by logan like it missed a bunch of chapter in the
middle too big for being too big which by the way that is a real thing like celebrities and
influencers and people buy mini pigs thinking that they're mini and then they grow same with
mini horses and then they grow and they're like that's not what I want but only a
real monster would then be like well get out yeah in this you'll sleep on the side of the road I
don't I think like the general takeaway here is like people really should not be buying animals
that like they don't want or need forever like if you can't commit to
like fostering and taking care of this animal for the rest of its life then like don't get it
yeah I mean but things do come up for people say like you get a dog and then you have a baby that's
allergic to the dog no of course I understand things happen but like I feel like Logan didn't need this pig yeah well he did say that he if you
could go back in time he would tell himself not to buy it oh great okay so I actually believe him
Claudia I want to say that I do believe him I just think this is really unfortunate like beyond
and he's pledged to help with Pearl's care at the Gentle Barn.
Okay, good.
Even though they like shaded the fuck out of him.
I know, but like what else can he do?
You don't expect the tone of like the social media from an organization,
especially when like rescues animals to be so like hostile and like drama channel-y, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
That's why when they insinuated that like Logan discarded of this pig Because it was too big you just kind of take them at face value
Of course
You guys are a charity like you wouldn't just
Lie
Yeah no the social media manager there was like being
Being like a little controversial
Yeah a little clickbaity
But this I guess highlights
Gentle barn and the work that they're doing
And it's great
Stress is an important message But like the mess it's hard because it's like okay so say for some reason you have to re-home
your animal which i don't think a lot of people want to do but say that you do so you find this
wonderful ranch acres and acres for the animal to live amongst other animals and then like you're
like oh okay i'm giving them the best life possible. Yeah. My job is done. Right.
But it's not.
You think, right.
No, that's why rehoming is like not ever ideal.
Yeah, and that's really what happened with Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.
Exactly.
Dorit rehomed it to a good person,
to a person she thought was good,
and that person somehow rehomed it to-
Someone turned.
A shelter. Yeah. thought was good and that person somehow rehomed it to um someone turn a shelter yeah um okay well we still have your toasters our wednesday advice segment where you guys can write into dear toasters
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Dear Jax and McClurd,
Hi, Dern. I don't know what to do. I am happily
married for a few years now to my husband, who I love and adore. I was in a previous relationship
that ended a few years before I met my husband. My ex, let's call him Baldy, he broke my heart,
and he left me thinking I'd never find someone ever again. Imagine that. Me, a smart, beautiful,
and gorgeous queen. Needless to say, I did meet meet my husband and we had a perfect wedding and we are living out our cute married life but here's where it gets complicated my ex
my ex is a part of my friends group and we've managed to coexist in social situations my husband
knows we dated previously we never really interact with each other but neither of us were willing to
lose our friends over our breakup so we just learned to live with it part of me has always
found satisfaction in the fact that i was married and moved on and he was still single slash dating. Well, now Baldi just let the friend group know
that he is proposing and part of me is so livid that he's going to get a chance to be happy.
Why am I being like this? How do I get over this? Also, because we're in the same friend group,
we were invited to the proposal, we'll be invited to the engagement and the wedding.
Thankfully, we will be traveling and we missed the proposal, but do I need to go to the engagement
and the wedding? He did come to ours. I just genuinely don't want to be there but i don't want to look
sour in front of our friends even though i totally am help me sincerely a petty queen
uh so first of all if this is a bad man who's like not a happy person like he's not going to
now experience happiness like if he's just like rotten on the inside so you don't have to worry about him like being so happy and you don't want that for him uh
as far as not going to the other stuff like come up with legit ass excuses like book trips
go see family and then make it seem like it just didn't work out there are ways to not go to a
wedding where it doesn't look like you're being petty. I agree. But I think it actually does look petty if she doesn't go to the proposal,
the engagement or the wedding. I think you got to go to one. And you said you can't go to the
proposal. So I would go to the engagement party, like just get wasted. Like it's a fun night out
with your friends. I don't think you like literally get something really legitimate
that you can't get out of for the wedding. But go to the engagement party. Like engagement
parties are short. They're not like eight hour weddings stay for an hour take some pics like be seen so you don't look bitter
you know yeah I agree so you don't look bitter because um I don't think you are bitter but you
sound a little bitter you sound bitter but like I don't think it's because like you're unhappy in
your marriage person like this person like destroyed you yeah and they don't deserve
happiness and like you can
be happy in your marriage and love your husband and not want anything to do with this person but
also like still have a major fucking grudge i agree like normalize like not normalize like
moving on but like always like holding a grudge for real like like human emotions aren't perfect
you know we're not perfect we're human i agree and I think you have to see like see this from
the lens of how other people would see it like if if you don't go to any of the events and like all
your friends are like wait that's kind of weird is she still in love with Baldy no go to one go
to one look stunning and have the best time like dance and drink and be the life of the party
and it's like the worst thing that could happen is like his simcha somehow in your reaction to it
like no reflecting badly on you it's like not only did he get a win
but you took an l this can't happen no like by showing how little you care you will win but if
you if you if you care too little like you don't go to any of it you will look bitter yeah it's a
delicate balance it's a tight rope to walk but you can do it i know you can go to the engagement
you can do an engagement party.
I agree.
Get a new dress and get your hair done.
Arshar.
Jackson Claude, hello and happy new year.
I spent the holidays seeing all my family like many others.
My cousin Haley is in college and she's definitely an interesting character.
She's worn makeup for a while, but she's never really gotten it right.
Actually, she's gotten worse.
Her makeup is always caked on.
It's extremely orange. She
wears white eyeliner underneath her lower lash line. She doesn't wear mascara. She also always
has fake lashes that are hanging on by a thread, and it's just a mess. I know I probably shouldn't
be thinking this way, but I feel sick watching her in this world full of critical and mean people
imagining what others are thinking of her. Is there a nice way I can offer some makeup suggestions?
She's also a very flirtatious girl to say kindly.
I'm worried she's getting a reputation for her endeavors on top of her horrible makeup application.
I probably sound like a bitch, but I just want to get herself, her makeup, and her hygiene together so she can have the best possible life for herself.
I love her dearly, which is why I feel like I can't sit back and watch any longer as her older cousin.
I wish my aunt would help her out, but she really isn't into makeup and she just hates that she always wears so much.
Help. How can I help out my cousin without seeming rude oh this is dicey because on the one hand like bad makeup is a rite of passage and like no one can just like snap you out of it like you
have to come to those realizations on your own and then like look back and be like yikes you know
you're not gonna look back on what you looked like yesterday and be like oh I was all wrong like it's just a part of growth so I don't I don't think that you could
say anything without you sounding like incredibly mean because like yeah she clearly likes how she
looks like and it's her body her choice no and it's really it's it's makeup is really personal
and like even though you might think it's ugly and crazy, and I imagine it wouldn't be my style either.
Like, whatever makes a girl feel pretty, like, and whatever she wants to put on before she leaves the house as, like, her protective armor.
Like, that's her choice.
Like, and it's her style, and it might not be your style.
But I think if you said anything, you would certainly not come off as, like, the protective, loving older cousin.
You would come off as, like, a bitch.
Yeah, you would come off as the people that you're trying to protect her from yeah uh I feel like there may
be ways if you guys hang out a lot like where you know sometimes like I've done Claudia's makeup yes
we do it for a vlog but like you could try that like you could be like could I try could I do
your makeup for this event like I I just like love your face I feel like I you'd be such a fun canvas like something like that yeah and and then she so she could see how she looks
with your idea of makeup maybe she would like that but maybe she wouldn't if she doesn't like
she's fine she's fine a good way like also like maybe hire a makeup artist like you really like
and be like I'm getting my makeup done for our cousin's wedding like do you want to come and
get ready together like she can do your makeup too like offer to pay for it yeah but at the end of the day like it's really not that
big of a deal like i don't know if this is a hill you necessarily need to die on yeah it's not that
big of a deal she's not hurting anyone she right clearly she takes the time and the effort every
morning to paint her face this way like she must like some version of how it looks or she just it
makes her feel prettier and it makes her feel like safe and comfortable
or whatever it is.
Like, and maybe you just gotta leave her alone, honestly.
Yeah, or you could even like,
if you could get her like a nice foundation for her birthday,
be like, I know you love makeup.
Like this is the one on TikTok people are saying
like is the best foundation.
Like maybe she'll stop using like her orangey cakey stuff.
Maybe she'll try it and be like, no, it's not orangey enough.
No, I feel like honestly, you should leave this alone.
I don't know.
Like you could do you could try a little, but I wouldn't push it.
I would get her a gift of a foundation.
I would maybe like if you guys have an event, be like, I got a sick makeup artist.
Like it's it's like two for one.
Tell her it's for her, you know, but don't push it because it's kind of mean. tell her it's for her you know but don't push
it because it's kind of mean all right our third and final dear toasters is kind of crazy hi jackson
claude big fan since the breath my biggest flex in this life is that i went to camp toast and i
love you guys my friend mary has this boyfriend named josh josh is a total loser for many reasons
but this situation took my distaste for him to another level.
Mary and I have a mutual friend named Taylor who was casually hooking up with Josh's friend, Mike.
One day, Taylor came to me and told me something disturbing happened the morning before the morning before when she and Mike were together.
Mike got a video from Josh that was of him and Mary having sex.
having sex. Taylor was horrified and lit him up him out for it. Mike said it was a normal thing.
Later, Taylor and I told Mary what had happened. She was really upset and decided to confront Josh.
Josh just brushed it off saying, it's a dude thing, that it won't happen again but mary is choosing to believe him and
stay which i think this is insane for a few reasons one mary had no idea she was being
filmed which is scary and illegal shouldn't she be concerned about his sexuality this is not a
normal boy thing they are just gaslighting us right any advice on how to proceed is much
appreciated i'll even send her this episode if need be. Thanks. Um, what the fuck?
Like you told her and she didn't do like care very much.
She didn't freak the fuck out.
She didn't care enough to like.
Leave.
Do something about it.
She has the information.
She's a grown woman.
It couldn't be me.
But like, what else can you do?
If you want to send her this episode this is what
I'll say directly to Mary Mary or whatever your real name is um somebody taking a video of you
having sex with you without your consent is so borderline illegal and it is so insanely
disrespectful they're actually borderline illegal it's sorry it is illegal it's so insanely
disrespectful it's there's actually not not words for. It's not a normal thing that happens.
So someone who's supposed to be your boyfriend
and protect you and love you
and shield you from the outside world,
doing that without your consent
is not somebody you wanna be with
and not someone who actually has your best interest at heart.
Then to send that video to a different person
takes us to another level of betrayal.
And I don't know if you know this and you don't care. I'm just saying like, I don't know what this man has on you or why you feel the need
to stay with him and whatever it is, like I'm sure you're doing your best. But I just want to let you
know, like outside perspective, we don't know any of these people. We're just outsiders. This is so
insanely disgusting and disrespectful. Like you deserve better. So if your friend did send you
this episode, like this is not normal. Like you absolutely, this is grounds.
It's not even like a red flag.
It is a red volcano.
It's so disturbing.
And this, and his reaction is even more disturbing.
I don't think his sexuality is in question.
I think he might think this is like a thing people do.
It's not, it's not.
No, it's not.
And he's a loser for like even wanting to show that to his friends.
That gives him some kind of like, I don't know, credibility.
Any man who thinks that way is not a man.
Yeah.
Maybe you're too far in it to like see out.
Right.
Wake up like this is no.
Like there's no.
The only response would be to end things with this person.
Like this is not a trustworthy person.
This is not a good person.
This is not who you want for your partner in life to protect you.
To be in the weeds with you.
To potentially father your children.
Like this is not the type of person you want on your side.
He's an enemy to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
So.
Oh my God. Very disturbing. At least you have good friends who will be there for you yeah to help you get through this time but this has got to end got to end
um thank you to everyone who wrote into dear toasters again that email is dear toasters at
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Jax, it's been a pleasure.
Thank you so much for listening.
It's been a pleasure, though I'm very disturbed now.
I know.
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