The Toast - Protect Your Peace with Margo Oshry: Thursday, December 8th, 2022

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a great day. Today is a very special, unexpected episode. Of course, Jackie's in New York. You would expect me and Jax in studio. But Harry takes priority, and Harry's sick. Harry needs to go to the doctor. Yes. So, of course, our number one priority here at The Toast is protecting Roldini. Of course. So, that's why God gave me so many sisters. Right.

I could just rotate them in when I needed one. So the Satchler is here. The Satchler is here. Hey, Snatch. Hi. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

Thanks for having me. Thank you so much for being here on such short notice. I appreciate it. Jackie appreciates it. Harry appreciates it. The Toasters appreciate it. Of course. And I feel like, you know, it's actually been a minute since the Satchler gave us some of her time i know i was thinking about it on my way here when

the last time i did it was and i don't know maternity leave oh oh yeah it was i was thinking it was obviously before jackie moved right but i don't know when so thanks for being here how are you doing i'm great are you nervous no like literally not at all i am because for some reason like i don't know what the fuck your interests are. Like that was so not true. I know I was trying to pick story when it comes to pop culture, not in like life. No, I'm interested in everything pop culture besides housewives. I know. I just don't know why I can't see you sitting down having a conversation about like the Royals or Whoopi Goldberg, you know, putting the kibosh on any future biopics about her life. Well, yeah, I don't really care about that. Like, I feel like... The youngins, like the young stuff.

I know, I was looking for like TikTok drama, but there really wasn't a lot. So I tried to cater the stories to your interests today. You know what should be a story was the way that Addison Rae looked at that event. She looked stunning. Yeah, that should be a story. Is Addison Rae your favorite young person of the moment?

Oh, that's such a good question. No, because I feel like she's just been like doing her own thing. I don't really know what she's up to. What about Jenna Ortega? She's having a moment. I haven't watched Wednesday yet. Me neither.

But I want to. I want to learn the dance. Yeah. Oh, I have to think about that. Whoever I've been like obsessed with. You're our resident young person. I know. She's getting old though.

I know. By the way, I used to be the resident young person. Yeah, it's like so sad. There's so much to discuss. The first is that yesterday's episode, bombshell interview with Dumois. People were obsessed. I listened. My friends were texting me about it.

No, it was like kind of a big deal. Yeah. And it did then fuel a lot of the conspiracy theories that I am Dumois because I wasn't here. I mean, did you even think about that? I didn't. But then when Dumois came on and was saying how she thinks I'm so funny, like that does sound like something I would say about myself. Right.

But you don't have the same voice. No, no. And a lot of people were shook by her voice. I don't know why. I've listened to content of hers where I thought she was using like a voice disguising. That's what Enty did. Right. But she was using her real voice.

And a lot of people said she sounded like Olivia. And she did. Olivia, if anyone in this family could be Dumas, it would be Olivia. You guys are looking at the wrong sister. Yeah. I'm too lazy. A thousand percent. Like she, you guys don't even know.

Like Olivia. What she's capable of. Olivia is Dumas. No, I know. Yeah. But obviously she's not. But yesterday's episode did not help stop the theories about our family being connected to Dumas. Were we trying to even stop them though? Really? No. Yeah. But obviously she's not. But yesterday's episode did not help stop the theories about our family being connected to Dumas.

Were we trying to even stop them though? Really? No. And honestly, it was just fortuitous timing because I next week, I haven't even said this yet. I'm moderating, moderating, um, like a interview for Dumas. Her book is coming or came out. And so I was like already in communication with her.

And then we had this opening. So it is fortuitous timing. But again, people are just not going to believe me. Like people are just sitting here convinced thinking I'm Duvall. And you know what? I'm down for it. Because like I'm ready for some quixotry theories about me. A thousand percent.

If like that, if that's what people are thinking about you. I'm obsessed. Fabulous. Obsessed. Amazing. I mean, also need to recap just like A, what's going on in this snatchler's life. Because it's, it's a lot. And last night we went to the TBG Awards. Yeah's life because it's it's a lot um and last night

we went to the tbg awards yeah we did and it was a fabulous evening we looked stunning we really we turned out i know because like i was not feeling stunning like when i was beginning my journey of glamour and then i arrived at the destination and i was shocked so the tbg awards is a fabulous event that happens every year except obviously we've missed the last two because of COVID. And let's talk about the last time you were at the TPG Awards. Why do we have to bring this up? Oh, you don't want to? No, we can't.

I think it's a funny story. Like you've come so far in your journey as a woman. No, in my journey as a woman of caring. Yeah. Because I stand by the fact that it was a cute ass outfit. Okay. So the last TPG Awards was what, 2019? Yes.

Or maybe 2018. No, 2019 2019 2019 um and counselor did not have a good time no because the theme of the event was like space cadet something space something whatever no one decided to go in theme but didn't matter because i had this dress it was like so cute and it was like definitely out there and i paired it with a pair of like, um, silver, like boots that were like giving Xenon. And you took a risk. I took a fashion risk.

And that's what young people should do. Especially young people with perfect bodies. Like, thank you. That's go for it. Um, and like, honestly,

like in the grand scheme of things, like it wasn't like that fucking crazy of an outfit. It wasn't like what I feel like if I wore that now, like no, it would be fine. Yeah. Um, but anyway, so I like Warren, like, you know know was getting ready to go like posted like you know i always post like a singing story on instagram with my outfit and like and usually the comment like my dms in like seconds is flooded with like oh my god amazing link link that dead no that's

just not what happened they read you to phil they read me to filth um and like then i'm supposed and also by the way this is my first time i think like walking any sort of carpet like it was like getty like it was my first getty image so like i have that and then i'm going into it and i'm just like obviously feeling like disgusting because why wouldn't i right um and then like i it just ruined my night like i couldn't have fun like i couldn't tear myself away from my phone um so i left and turn around this bitch is gone yeah i just and then i went home crying in the uber and have fun. Like I couldn't tear myself away from my phone. So I left. I turned around and this bitch is gone. Yeah.

I just, and then I went home crying in the Uber. It counts. You can't let anyone attack your peace like that. I don't think I would let it get to me like that now.

No, me neither. I was young and impressionable then. I'm a bitch now. Yeah, no. And also like then when you don't feel confident in your look, whether it's because you

just don't like it or has been told, people have made you feel bad about it. There's really nothing that will ruin your peace and destroy your self-worth in seconds more than that. Seconds. And Jackie once said to me when we were younger, I was crying over something like stupid. And she was like, and people were,

I think you guys were like, it was something so dumb. But you guys were just like trying to cheer me up, whatever. And she was like, it's not very easy to go from to in seconds it's not very easy to go from sad to happy like it's incredibly difficult it's very easy to go from happy to sad of course in a second yeah um well you looked fabulous last night we really both did yeah we did for me like the major takeaway of the event was i have to see betty who in concert again yeah and listen to her new album i was not prepared for the level of Stanhood I followed her on Instagram last night like I'm obsessed she fell back no she's busy she's busy no and by the way I

didn't follow her so that she would follow me back I followed her so like I wouldn't forget about her and that you would be like targeted in the know about like new music and right like did you know she was opening up for Panic at the Disco this year like that would have been a fabulous concert oh my god I didn't know that and right and also like I do actually like Betty who is on Snatchler songs like she does come up on my release radar but yeah I guess I'm not as invested as I should be she's such a performer I mean she's the best dancer I've ever seen she's such an incredible dancer and I feel like that happens they have amazing performances every year at that event and I always leave with like a newfound respect like Like Bebe Rexha, I was shook at A,

she was, Brian let us meet her. She was so cool and nice. And two, I was really shook because this was like four years ago at how many songs I knew. Like she really had this like great catalog. Then Carly Rae Jepsen, I was just like pop queen icon. Like I left with like a new found respect.

And the same happened with Betty Who. When Brian said she was coming, I was like, great, I'll know like one song. But like I- So this was the third TPG AwardsG awards yeah it's the fifth year that they do it but two years in a row was virtual because of COVID did I not go to the first one or something no I was at all three I'm trying to remember what I wore Bebe Rexha Space Cadet was year two year two yeah okay what did I wear year one need to know something obviously that was not memorable in a good or a bad way. Yeah.

Probably like a black dress. Yeah. But that, that is how I remember moments in life. Yeah. What I wore. Or like what I just like looked like at the time. What kind of haircut I had.

How much I hated myself. Yeah. Yeah. Level of, yeah. Self-hatred. So I just love Betty who, and I just,

I want good things for her. Me too. And she was cool and nice. She was so cool and nice. And like, it can't be easy to like do a corporate event you know no and by the way we were talking about how like she's so tall yeah and so her album is called big and the lead single is like a song about how like it's called big it's so good and the lead out song is it's called big yeah it's

about finishing my sentence yeah and it's about being tall and how like her whole life it was like the worst thing like and it plagued her now she's so proud of it it was like kind of beautiful no i know and it's also about that song and she is really tall yeah and she's just like she carried herself with this cool energy like i'm obsessed yeah yeah she's just like a cool girl like she definitely is like funny and like can hang totally yeah totally so it's a fabulous night a fabulous event um and we were prestigious you know it was very prestigious yeah it was very legit i always forget because brian's like our friend and he's like a brother i was saying the same thing i forget he runs and started like a multi-million dollar company same like i kept

talking about like the things that they've accomplished and like their sizzle videos of like all the shit that they've done i'm like when no it's like they like like they had all these videos like these packages about like the charitable things they've done this year the milestones they've reached the number of people who have clicked on their website. And it's like Brian's Brian, but he's also literally the founder of the biggest travel company in the world. It's crazy.

I always forget. I know. Because he's just Brianna. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. Right before, we're going to dive into the stories and we're also doing Dear Toaster. So we'll get a young person's advice on, you what the toasters are going to ask the snatch on snatch

so like we you have experience have experience and i don't want to be repetitive because i know so many of the people here listen to your podcast the snatchler available anywhere you get your podcast new episode dropped today um but you were talking about a story on your podcast that you were just telling me about i haven't listened to your episode yet and I absolutely need you to say it again because it's like Margo went on was it the worst I think it might have been I think it topped the list of the worst date I've ever been on even the guy who was like judging you for having drinks oh yeah because like that guy was like at least I kind of obsessed with me like this guy was just me yeah okay so Margo said she went on this date with the guy and they fought the whole time and I'm like how do you fight with someone you don't

know no like it was great when I got home you don't know? No, like, it was great. When I got home, I couldn't sleep because my blood was boiling. I was so aggravated. I tell, like, the full story on the Snatcher, but I'll just, like, give, like, a little bit. Like, because, like, I literally, I took notes as to why it was, like, the worst date ever. Were you taking notes throughout the date? No, no, no. I was just, like, doing a mental thing.

And then I called my friend on the way home and was, like, regurgitating everything that happened and wrote it down as that happened because I didn't want to forget um but no so I went on a date with this guy and I mean just to start hinge like an app locks club lock I have to say all my locks updates have been terrible oh shots fired um shots fired at locks club but no not actually but um what are your thoughts on this so we went for drinks it was like a Tuesday night and we got it's like a nice place we went to monkey bar oh nice yeah and no reservation oh I hate okay it is worth mentioning like when it comes if that was the only bad thing that happened then I wouldn't care but no that's not like a deal breaker or anything one it just shows like

a lack of like drive and like excitement about our date that really would annoy me but mostly because and I've only been on one date in my life and the entire time leading up to the date I was so worried about like the logistics of like getting to the table because standing around waiting for a table is not ideal when I'm like with you but like when you're with a stranger it's so awkward like people bumping you and like you have to talk and like stand and look at each other but and also like you cover a lot of the small talk then that once you do finally sit down it's like what the fuck do you talk about no totally so that would bother me for that reason not because I I don't like waiting but because logistically like the logistics of dates are the worst part it get like the more you go on them like now I don't really I used to like worry about

logistics all the time like do I motion like all the stuff like the more I go on it like no like do you motion for your wallet never no if you're asking to take me out for drinks I will never offer and here's a question i think i know the answer to have you ever asked anyone out on a date like a man no no yeah i didn't think so no no i i again i say this all the time on the toast i'm like a big time i empower women yeah except when it comes to the hallmark channel like i don't want women ceos i want women in the kitchen um and when it comes to dating, too. Yeah.

Court me. Court me. Yeah. Also, I think it was 50 Cent who was on, he was on like a late night interview when he was talking about a date. And I think it was Stephen Colbert. He was like, who pays when you go out on a date?

And he's like, whoever asks for the date. And I actually think that's a great policy. I agree. Mostly because the men are going to ask out. Yeah. Exactly. That's why I just said that I was like you asked me out like you asked me for drinks you should pay for it okay so he didn't make a reservation okay so then like everything that I said like he was like fighting me on and like questioning me on like just listen to this now I'm not gonna go into the whole thing but the one specific one that I was telling

Claudia about was he kept talking about um like credit cards and like points and miles and like whatever and i was like oh like do you know who the points guy is like you should follow him would be a great resource did you say like were you being like a name dropper no i didn't say i was like no brian kelly no i said do you know the points guys and he was like yeah of course i know who the points guy is and i was like well then i wanted to be an asshole so then you wanted to one yeah so then i was like oh like i was just at his house in pa this weekend like we're very good friends with him and he was like did you just say pa and i was like yeah and he was like well i was born in pa and people who are from pa don't call it pa he just did and i was like well brian's from pa and he calls it pa which is why i call it pa so like clearly people in PA call it PA he's

like you're so New York like let's go to FL and I was like so fucking rude no one calls it FL no one calls it people call it PA yeah and also like even if they don't shut up no that's not like a that no like so nitpicky no no I hate this man no oh I mean beyond there were so many other things I just was like so obviously you're not going out with him again. No. He texted me after he was like, nice meeting you. And I'm like, was it? Was it? And so how do you end something like that? Like you just don't respond to him or he didn't ask you out again?

Like, do you think he hated you as much as you hated him? I don't know if he hated me as much. Because also I have feeling as though I feel as though this is him. Like this is his personality. Like that's not my personality. So like for him, he might not my personality. Right. So like, for him, he might not have thought

much of it. Uh-huh. However, no, I mean, he didn't ask again, like, but I also,

like, I responded and I was like, I think I was like you too or something. Yeah. I'm not gonna be a bitch, but I was, it wasn't like.

Does he know about this natural podcast? Like, do you ever get nervous that people you go on dates with? I actually hope he listens, so I hope he learned something. No,

sometimes, you know, to hear someone's like unbiased POV of like your personality it can be quite jarring but sometimes it's what you need it's the kick in the ass yeah no totally and I talk about dating a lot on the snatchler like my like experiences and just like how guys are but like if it's someone that like I'm actually seeing or like that we're going like on multiple dates like I won't say a word yeah no of course not like that's terrible and so how do you explain to people what you do for a living on a date so easy because I have a corporate job so you just I only talk about that yeah that's smart and then it's like and then eventually if we keep like seeing each other then they look you up on Instagram like that guy from the summer like did

you know about the snatchler um yes and he started Listening to it No Yeah That's really a problem Yeah no no no Yeah That's terrible Yeah but I didn't I never spoke about him So I didn't mind Oh okay

And I don't really mind it Because I talk about other dates And then if they listen And they're like Oh she's seeing other people Like good put a fire Under your ass Yes

Counts The thing about counts Is she's got a plan Don't underestimate the counts No I have definitely Been guilty of underestimating The counts And she's fucking

Come for my neck Um thank you so much For being here counts Of course Make sure to listen To the snatchler If you're interested In what it's like underestimate the counts. No, I have definitely been guilty of underestimating the counts and she's fucking come for my neck. Thank you so much for being here, counts. Of course. Make sure to listen to The Snatchler if you're interested in what it's like to be like a gorgeous young person because... You can't find a man.

It's very exciting. It's very exciting to be a gorgeous young person. You're going to do the stories with me and we're going to do Dear Toaster. So I think there's really no better time than right now to dive in. Are you prepared? I'm prepared.

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Everyone is creaming their pants. It's really like. I want to talk about that. It's an interesting study. Yeah. Hold on. The sirens. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Like for real. Okay. Listen. is creaming their pants it's really like i want to talk about it's an interesting study yeah hold on the sirens shut the fuck up bitch like for real okay listen um so there's something navy drama which is so crazy to me because there's no drama yet like it's all based on like a reddit thread yeah like claims like so there are claims of like things going on in their marriage claims

of things going on in her business, him embezzling, and there has not been one article yet. Not one article. Also, no one has found, as far as I know, any sort of document from the government. Right, they say he's been arrested. There's just no tangible evidence for anyone to actually be talking about it. The internet is turned upside down.

Is everyone just dying for a scandal? Or it's like no she's really interesting people and I talk about it all the time when we discuss like different cancellations hers is so interesting to me because her cancellation like she got fucking annihilated yeah forgetting COVID yeah and she got COVID like March people are probably this is going to be added to one of my favorite stories that I never stopped talking about but it's really interesting to me she got covid march 4th nobody fucking knew anything like so she was living with her life like she had a cold but she's a mom so she went to school and said she went to school like she didn't know like it was this biological weapon like we were in lockdown for two years so then like she just got fucking annihilated for being like

irresponsible but it was like nobody knew yeah i didn't know it was really she got covid both like a week the week of lockdown yeah so I just always find that situation really interesting and I think the reason why people you know bandwagon hate her so much is because she's fabulous fabulous she's gorgeous she's naturally thin like yeah you want to hate her like yeah she lives this gorgeous life her kids are beautiful and and she's just like she really is that bitch like yeah she's that bitch she has three kids i remember on her um like 30th birthday she posted she's like i can't believe i have three kids under three under when i'm 30 like yeah and she has also a thriving business like i'm sorry like who wouldn't hate this bitch like

i hate her yeah she's everything i want to be yeah like successful business kids out of the way um gorgeous apartment rich like yeah so and people she gets comments like eat a cheeseburger literally nobody's ever said that if someone said that to me i'd be like i would frame it so you think i'm like who honestly like who wouldn't hate her so the fact that now people have a thread i know and they're pulling it and people are really exposing themselves for being so. Vicious. Like. Schadenfreude.

It's so crazy. Like. And we don't even know. We have no proof that he embezzled. We have no proof that there's literally anything going on. Yeah. Except for people saying shit on social media platforms. Based off of nothing.

So. And I'm sure there is an article coming out. As of today we're recording at 11 a.m. on Thursday morning. There is no article. So I don't know what we could possibly speculate about. The only article I actually saw was them categorically denying. So yeah, so the rumors are that he has, you know, been embezzling money from her company and her investors

and that they're having marital problems. A spokesperson for something Navy company. CEO of something Navy. Said, categorically untrue, Brendan Charnas doesn't even have access to company funds. He couldn't possibly. He's not an employee. He couldn't possibly embezzle

because I don't know how he would get his hands on the bank account. Yeah. And then a rep for Ariel privately responded to the post saying, they're very happily married. Yeah. And then the update that I was going to share

is as of this morning, she shared a selfie of them saying coffee date. Now, I want to say how much of a slay her handling this is. I love that the internet has their bragas in a twist. And homegirl is over here unbothered in her Chanel rain boots and her iced coffee date with her husband. And the world has turned itself upside down.

And she's playing with them. And I'm kind of obsessed. No, and I don't want to give us credit for anything. But I just have a feeling if this were happening to us, we would do the same thing. I don't know. I don't really handle public scandal well. but we wouldn't let you do anything no I know you guys are good but like for me I'm like I have to be checked into an institution immediately like I'm not okay you and Ben wouldn't be composing coffee no no I'm I I'm not okay when that shit happens so like I have so much respect yes and I feel like

that that sort of not give a fuck energy comes from like being a mom. Like that's her priority. A thousand percent. But also like this ain't her first rodeo. No, I know. And I feel like she handled her COVID thing like I would handle it. Like she was like panicked. Yeah. And you learn from that.

You learn from that. So until we have something to talk about, like I don't know what else we could say. Yeah. Besides speculating, which doesn't help anyone. No. For me, I think a lot of people like the most interesting parts of this is like digging into Arielle's like life and her family and her money. For me, I think what's been most interesting is the way people on the internet are clearly

like vicious when it comes to certain people. Yes. And I don't know what Arielle Charnas has done to give people a reason to despise her in the way that they do. But like, did I miss the part where she killed someone? No. Right. So I was sending you TikToks that like were really so mean. So mean.

And also like it's one thing to think things like that are like, like I've had like crazy thoughts. Oh girl, nobody has more evil thoughts than me. Like I'm literally the nastiest bitch you'll ever meet. But it's another thing to pick up your phone. Verbalize. Verbalize it. Record it, you saying it, and post it to the internet. Snatchers speaking facts.

For everyone to see. The TikTok that I was referring to that I saw and I sent it to, I was like, holy shit, this is fucking evil. Evil. Because as far, what everyone thinks is that her husband was embezzling money from her company. We have no proof of that, and the company has denied it. And that Ariel had absolutely no idea.

So Arielle, in this hypothetical story that hasn't even come out yet, Arielle's not even the villain. She's really a victim of her husband's alleged infidelity and alleged embezzlement. But then people are like, no, she definitely knew. Like, why? So this TikTok is like, I want to see Arielle Charnis sell every item she owns,

and I want the paparazzi to record her going down to Saks Fifth Avenue and returning all of her belongings. And I want her to record it and post it. I'm like, Jesus Christ, calm down. Like, there is this general sentiment, especially on the internet, of like, if you're rich, we hate you. A hundred percent. Whether you're a good person or not, like, we just hate you.

I get that that's where I think a lot of it stems from is her it all stems from jealousy is her being really successful financially in her business and then also her family and her husband's family being very wealthy like people on the internet internet culture like you just hate rich people so I get it to a point because I am to my core like an internet troll like i am i get it but i'm also a human being yeah and this is like a family with three young kids and like again no article has come out so it's like we're all and i just feel like when this article comes out like it's gonna be maybe like because we built it up so much like a nothing burger yeah

because they've denied and i do kind of believe that brandon did not is his name brandon or brandon i don't know it's her name ariel or aria like i cannot pronounce i think it's ariel charnis and brandon and brandon ariel and brandon that doesn't sound right um okay but i do i do believe that like he was not embezzling because it's not so easy to embezzle he's not an employee of the company he has his own company if he was embezzling money from his own company that is entirely possible but I don't understand how like that would be like bed embezzling money from the toast like you can't bitch like you don't even have the credit card yeah so I'm just curious like and maybe maybe if it is true like I want to know logistics how he got the money

so maybe the article comes out today or tomorrow and I'll be wrong. I have to say that they're dragging their feet on the article. I know. And so Dumois said on the episode yesterday that, like, they're dragging their feet on the article because the article, the concept of the article got leaked and now people are coming forward. Oh, you think they're building it. There's more research to do because now people know the article's coming out. And because Dumois was saying, I got a million DMs, and I'm not even a journalist,

from people, like, in New York who know them, who had things to say. But, like, are they just talking about, like, gossip? Yeah, right. I don't know. Right, because there's an element here that's just gossip, like, you know, marital problems, which really is none of our business. And then there's the element of, like, criminal. Right.

And so people are saying he got arrested in Miami two nights ago. He was at the polo bar got arrested um no he didn't no he didn't like i literally i can't say what i like somebody saw him just he's not okay someone i know saw him like literally he's not so and also if he was arrested there would be some sort of record obviously and you know those internet trolls they went to you know you know, MiamiDadePoliceReport.com and if there was a mugshot or like a record. Oh my God, it would be posted on TMZ.

Like, so I just, oh, and then, allegedly yesterday, there was this thing that came out that said Arielle had sent a letter, a note to her subscribers on like her something Navy email list or whatever.

And it was this long thing about, you know, there's been a lot of allegations about my husband i'm gonna be keeping this private protect my girls i actually thought it was a very well well-written statement it was a very well-written statement if brandon did something wrong because it was a very well-written statement if ariel wrote it it was somebody on some freak this is what i'm saying a mother this the people on the internet are really showing themselves to be psychotic. Somebody fake released a statement on Arielle's behalf. People are not fucking okay.

No, no, no. Margo, the article hasn't even come out yet. I know. Everyone really needs to take a step back. Once the article comes out, we can all wild out as much as we fucking want. Yeah. But until then. Calm the fuck down.

We are not okay. We're not okay. And this is just like a story that i think people are like getting excited about and you know me i get excited about stuff i'm just not maybe it's because she's like a jewish girl in the city and like i on some level relate to her like i just i've met her a few times i really don't know her people oh i met her i met her and brandon too in the hamptons and i was like i went after i was like hi like i'm claudia's sister they literally couldn't have been nicer she came up to me at dinner um and I think a lot of the girls who work for her are

toasters and she was like she knows like one of my favorite stories is defending her COVID thing because I don't feel like she did anything wrong and she was like thank you so much um and she couldn't have been kinder and she was like all the girls in my office read your book and they were like reading me passages she could not have been nicer so maybe that's why I feel but also I think we're also we're also like empathetic no but I I I do often come on this show Jackie too like in defense of influencers I think yeah exactly such a bad rap and the way people are acting like this like she's an a-list celebrity she's not no she's an influencer with you know with three kids and and no full-time security like like celebrities do like we need to calm down so I I think that's where my empathetic approach comes from.

Because I don't have an empathetic approach with everyone. Like, I'm going to get in and conspiracy theorize with the best of them. Yeah. But this, I don't know why. I'm not getting, maybe it's because I've met her and she's been really lovely. But also because I, on some level, I feel similar to her. She's like a colleague. She's a New York City influencer.

And she's a mom. I don't know. I'm not, like, dancing on her grave. I'm not like dancing on her grave. I'm not fiend for her demise. Yeah. Yeah. No. But you know, and I don't do this on purpose, but like I somehow find myself at the middle

of like all these controversies. Somehow? No, I swear. Okay. Because the Reddit thread that like blew up. And I just want to say like. I didn't look at. I haven't.

I have read some of the most factually incorrect things about myself and you on reddit okay don't tell me that you told me what like people making stuff up about us oh you know what I'm talking about I have no idea recently on reddit a story about you oh oh okay oh I have read some straight up fucking lies yeah yeah so I'm not inclined to believe something because it's on Reddit. But the thread that like went viral and started this whole thing, somebody was like, wait. On the toast last week, Claudia Aschere said she heard the craziest thing about a New York City influencer and that we'd soon find out.

That's not what I said. I said I heard the craziest thing about a New York City influencer and I can't say it, but it was the craziest fucking thing. It was not about Ariel Charnas. I do see how someone could think that, but what I said. I said I heard the craziest thing about a New York City influencer and I can't say it but it was the craziest fucking thing. It was not about Arielle Charnas. I do see how someone could think that but it wasn't

and I didn't say that people would soon find out. I just heard something about like the way someone behaved and it was the craziest thing. I told you. It was the craziest thing I'd ever heard

and I just like wanted to be a gossip girl and like make stuff up on the toes but it wasn't this. I really I don't know I know what everyone else knows. I didn't find out about this

until like very recently. Until everyone else. Yeah yeah no apparently this had been brewing and then like yeah no i don't shit hit the fan i don't like troll you know threads like that because um i love myself and well not even just that like i'm busy i have to protect my peace i have a life and that too um so i just let's all be conscious of what we're reading like just because just because it's on read, once it's in an article, even though I still think an article can be wrong. Yellow journalism. Right. But once it's in an article, it has way more believability.

These are just random anonymous people on social media. Literally. We must be cautious, you guys. Use your monocle, okay? Look, question everything. Grain of salt. Grain of salt. until there's an article but even then but even then i know because i've had some really fucking libelous articles written about me and i'll say that and i'll leave it at that so that's why i think that's why my own experience also contributes to me being more empathetic from this storyline and not being like

yes let's ruin it and let's, you know, like, hocus pocus. Right. You know? So I guess, like, maybe by tomorrow's episode and if the article drops while we're sitting here,

Lizard, you know, just to wave a white flag because that would be embarrassing. I'm like all over here like, yeah, yeah. And then there's this article. But that was our first story. Okay.

What's next? Hit me. It's really sad counts. It's about one of our favorite girlies. I know. Celine Dion. I know what it is. Okay. What's next? Hit me. It's really sad counts. It's about one of our favorite girlies. I know. I know what it is. Celine Dion has been diagnosed with stiff person syndrome. It's a neurological disorder and she has canceled her European tour again.

Celine Dion announced on Thursday morning that she has been diagnosed with stiff person syndrome and will be postponing or canceling her shows. Here's what she said in a video that was posted to social media. A teary-eyed video. I've been dealing with problems with my health for a long time, and it's been really difficult for me to face these challenges and talk about everything that I've been going through. Recently, I've been diagnosed with a very rare neurological syndrome, which affects something like one in a million people. She continued explaining that this is a condition that has been causing all of the spasms she's been having. Stiff person syndrome

causes rigidity and spasms in the trunk and limbs, according to the Cleveland Clinic. Over time, leg muscles become stiff, followed by other muscles, including arms and face. The Power of Love singer 54 said that the condition has made it difficult to walk and has prevented her from singing the way that she's used to. All I know is singing, she said. It's what I've done almost all my life and it's what I love to do the most.

She concluded her video by saying she will not be ready to restart her European tour in February. It's been a struggle, she said. She hopes of recovery with the help of ongoing treatment. Now, this is so sad. Like, is she ever going to be able to tour again?

That's the question. That's the vibe I'm getting. And that was like the energy she was putting out. Like, it was almost final. How old is she? She's 54. She's pretty tour again? That's the vibe I'm getting. And that was like the energy she was putting out. Like it was almost final. How old is she? She's 54. She's pretty like. That's not that old.

No. And if you saw her perform, you would think she was 44. Yeah. She's endlessly energized. She sings. She dances. She just she's wild. She does comedy.

Like, yeah, she's really a jack of all trades. I feel like if you're a fan and you've been following, this is like the third time she's postponed this one specific tour. And at first we were like, OK, a fan and you've been following this is like the third time she's postponed this one specific tour and at first we were like okay a little COVID maybe right then it was just like there were rumors and now it turns out like there was something going on and at this time I'm thinking of Brian Kelly same I was gonna put it in the chat today but I was like you know what no no he sent in my chat with me him and john and he sent like a whole like lengthy explanation of what this disease is and he was like fuck fuck fuck three times fuck i was like are you okay he's like no he is celine dion's number one fan a thousand percent and this is

really hard for him so obviously i'm taking this tough but like i'm thinking of my dear friend i'm thinking my dear friend and honestly all the gays around the world because I think this is going to be particularly tough for the community. I agree. That's really, really upsetting. I know. Cause it did, it did feel like kind of final,

like the energy she was putting forth in the video. Like I didn't watch the video, but I read the article. What to do. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing she can't and it's incurable. Well,

it's like a very rare, I don't think it's one of these things that there's like a million cures. Right. Right. It's very rare. It said one in a million people. That's odds no i know and if you know what's so crazy is because the last time i saw her actually saw her the week that something navy got covid i got her the week but i saw her at barclays center the week of covid um and you

would never you would think she had the energy of a 25 year old like yeah so this is someone who's clearly an amazing physical health i mean takes priority her body's insane she prioritizes like her health and wellness because you can't be 55 running around like that if you're not constantly working out and so this is someone who's obviously prioritized health and still ends up with this right so like that just no let's just go drinking donut yeah i had two donuts yesterday i was somebody sent me donuts oh somebody's dunkin dunkin donuts sent me donuts um do they send them like as a congratulations they send them as a congratulations and then i guess i forgot like a week ago i was talking about how like i wanted one of those sparkly little fuckers so badly

and they sent me them to like congratulate me on the end of tour they sent me two dozen that's so nice they sent me munchkins and a box of joe the box of joe is so good did ben drink it it was a field day for the staff of my building because i gave them everything i'm not gonna eat two dozen donuts a box of munchkins and i don't even drink coffee so i gave them all but one box of donuts yeah and then me and my housekeeper had a field day we just really went ham like on the donuts um and then when i got home from the tbg awards last night i hadn't had dinner so i had another donut but i am starving when i got home so hungry tell me if this is okay i had i had ordered pizza maybe about three weeks ago and it finally arrived no and i put it in the freezer okay and then i had a slice last night i think that's fine how

did you heat it up microwave yeah it's like kind of gross. It's also still like a little icy. Ew! I think it's totally fine. Okay. My stomach feels fine this morning. No, I think it's fine. Frozen food, like it's fine. You know, that actually begs the question that I've been dealing with. I got a pie, another congratulatory. I got a Casey pie. Sam Frankel dropped it off. Her sister makes the best pies.

The best pies. And like I'm not gonna eat it right now. So should I freeze it? Yeah, of course. Okay. It's still sitting out. How long has it been out? Since yesterday. Okay, that's fine. I'm not going to eat it right now. So should I freeze it? Yeah, of course. Okay. It's still sitting out. How long has it been out? Since yesterday. Okay, that's fine. I'm like so worried about this pie.

No, you have to put it in the freezer. It's the best pie. Yeah. But also maybe I should just eat it. Yeah, what are you waiting for? Like this has been like a, like it's not a good week for me. I'm not going to drop any weight, you know? I feel bad.

It's been, I'm celebrating. Yeah. It's holidays. What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? So you want to change the world. Classic 90s. What is that from?

What song is that? It's from every, okay, wait, actually I know. It's from the scene in like a classic early 2000s kids movie

where they kiss. So you want to change the world. What are you waiting for? So you want to start right now. Sleepover? What are you waiting for? No want to start right now sleepover what are you waiting for no hold on hold the fuck on okay this is where you need the app where you just sing it's called so you want to change the world what are you waiting for movie soundtrack oh interesting movie soundtrack oh my god they're giving me waiting on the world to change shit okay wait no so you want to change the world to change. Shit. Okay, wait. No.

So you want to change the world. What are you waiting for? So you want to start right now. What are you waiting for? Yeah, just look up the lyrics. Get the name of the song. Right. Oh my God.

What? It's sung by Lindsay Lohan. Oh, duh. And it's when she kisses Freaky Friday. Maybe Freaky Friday. Because it's definitely not a mean girl confessions of a teenage drama queen when she kids when she kisses um the guy who fixes cars oh yeah oh what a song what a moment what a film what a film i didn't mean what a song i meant to say what a film speaking of what a film everyone's talking about the film in our next story which is brought to you

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think it was interesting that we finally found out how they met oh did we not know i thought they were introduced i had thought that they were introduced by pierce morgan or no she had went to dinner and drinks with Piers Morgan the day of their date first date I don't know there was definitely something well it turns out that they met on Instagram so page 6 says it's a love story for the digital age and when I went to choose stories for today there must have been 15 on the homepage things from the article things from the documentary articles from the documentary so they revealed their romance started things to the power of Things from the documentary. Articles from the documentary.

So they revealed their romance started thanks to the power of social media. In their Netflix docuseries, Harry and Meghan, which was released today, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex explained how their relationship came about in the summer of 2016. Wow, it's already been so long. I was scrolling through my feed and one of my friends and someone who was a friend had this video of the two of them, like a Snapchat. Wait, this makes no fucking sense is what harry says i was scrolling through my feed and one of my friends and someone who was a friend had this video of the two of them so i guess megan and

this person it's like a snapchat video after seeing the snap of marco with a dog filter the british prince was curious to know more i was was like, who is that? He shared. And here they have the video in question. She's using the classic 2016 dog filter. Markle said her friend later told her

that the prince has, was interested in meeting her, but the nickname didn't ring a bell for the American actress. I said, who is that? I asked if I could see his feed that to me

was the best barometer. So I went through and it was just through this beautiful photography and all these environmental shots and this time he was spending in Africa I feel like they're talking really weird whatever pleased with his feed the pair exchanged phone numbers the very next day kicking off a royal love story and Harry said the pair were constantly in touch from then on even though Markle initially wanted to be free and enjoy the summer as a single woman according to her friend Lindsay Jill Roth. Markle had planned a single girl summer and she had a lot

of plans to go around Europe, another friend Lucy Fraser added in the docuseries. Even Markle herself confirmed that she was really intent on being single and just having a fun girl time. Can we just pause for a sec? Yeah. I don't know one girl who, sure, you can go into the summer wanting a single girl summer, but if a prince, a second heir to the throne, or whatever he is, is trying to pursue you, like, you just throw that single girl summer out the window.

No, that's what she's saying she did. But, like, the second you realize that they're interested, like, oh, my God, that's exactly what she did. She said, it was supposed to be a single girl summer, but, like, I gave him my number

and we didn't stop texting. No, it sounds like she really tried to do the single girl summer. Keep going. No, no, no. No, no. They literally said she was supposed to, but nah. Like literally, relatable, that's exactly what you would do.

Margo. That's what I was saying. No, I know. So you and Meghan Markle have a lot in common. That's what I'm saying. We both like suits. So then they got engaged, yada, yada. We know.

But she said, I had a career. I had my life. I had my path. And then along came H. That's what she calls him. Talk about a plot twist. So I want to talk about, for me, the most interesting part. Cool.

They didn't meet on Instagram. That's very misleading. Like, he saw a picture of her for the first time on Instagram, which is just a consequence of being alive in this day and age. In this age. But I think it's really interesting that she calls him H. I actually think it's beyond interesting that she calls him h that's i actually think it's beyond cringe when people call anyone like the letter like it's gossip girl oh okay b s so i i

hate it if anyone called me m c don't no i agree but i also hate when girls like okay let's say everyone on the planet called Ben Soffer. Yeah. Like some of his friends do, but it's not like his go-to nickname. And like literally his name was Soffer. You know, like I'm trying to think of like a person I know who, oh, okay. Like for some reason, one of Ben's really, really good friends from high school, they call him Looch.

Okay. His name is Michael, but I don't know. I've never called him Mikey in my life. His name is Looch. That would be like, So if he started dating someone And then she's like Michael Michael

By the way I hate when girls do that All girls do that I hate Like I have that in mind Also yeah Especially like I'm not naming names

Because like I hate him But like Someone that I used to date Everyone called them By their last name By his last name Okay

I'm trying to think of who You know who Okay And then like the like his subsequent girlfriends i think i did it too like called him by his first name oh my god i just like call the person what everyone calls them i hate when girls are like that that would be like me calling benjamin yeah no that's and like the full name no it's like calling ben benjamin and everyone calls him ben no like why just like for what to like prove you're different

like we get it we're not fucking him you are but like you can call him ben that's exactly what it Calling Ben Benjamin and everyone calls him Ben. No, like, why? Just like for what? To like prove you're different? Like we get it. We're not fucking him. You are. But like you can call him Ben. That's exactly what it is. No, it's like marking your territory. I hate when girls do that.

Like I'm trying to think of like a perfect example. Like it's really like Ben Benjamin. Yeah, Ben Benjamin. Or like if everybody calls someone a nickname and then like the girlfriend does. And it's like, why? We get it. You're not like us. You're different.

You're on a different level. You're closer with him. You're fucking him. We don't care. Right so the h doesn't bother me the h is cringe for sure it's giving gossip girl like h whenever i see it anywhere like if it's like someone like it's their anniversary and someone's like i love you b yeah i completely agree except for my friend beatrice we call her b but it's not letter b e a b e a totally totally it's a nickname B-E-A. B-E-A. Totally totally different. It's a nickname for Beatrice. Yeah. Different. Yeah. The letter is cringe and then when people say like that would be like if she called him Harold. That's not his name but you know what I mean Harrison or whatever but like that wouldn't even be as bad Harold. No it would like I hate when girls do like the

full name it's like stop. No I get it I do. You get why they do it? No no I get why that's bothersome. To me? Yes. Okay so you're defending me. I'm on your side. Okay it's like stop no i get it i do you get why they do it no no i get why that's bothersome to me yes okay so you're defending me i'm on your side okay it's so hard to know with you you're always attacking me that's kettle pot black well i haven't watched a documentary yet so and there's part two so maybe i'll just like recap it in full but what i've heard is that it was not nearly as damaging as a lot of people thought to them to the royal family it's really like their version of events with very little i did see like a clip where she i'm trying not to watch clips but there's so many on tiktok yeah where she said like she's just like a very warm american and she's a hugger yeah and like the formality of

the royal family publicly is the same energy they have privately they're still very formal they're british yeah i which yeah i'm not shocked by that that makes sense i think that's like an accurate description of like probably how they immediately like got off on the wrong i also feel like that's any like american in london uk like i feel like all they're all very like none of them are super huggy so like if we were to go in with like our you know like big tits tits. Like, I think everyone would be like, oh, my God. They talked about that in Downton a lot since Cora was American. And whenever she would be even remotely sentimental, they'd be like, don't be so American, mother. Yeah, exactly.

So it's just a different cultural thing. So I think that was a pretty accurate reaction from them. Next story is a little Instagram news. Pete Davidson has officially returned to Instagram in the most bizarre way ever. He's laying in bed. He's looking actually really cute he looked like five years old yes okay because he finally got rid of the platinum hair and when he goes back and forth between the platinum the platinum is not a good look for him no and i didn't realize it until he put up this video of him just like in his house with his brown hair and he looked

like he was 17 100 and he's laying in bed with eli manning yeah so I don't know where we go from here his his account name is it's a joint account with Eli Pete underscore Eli 10 they've started an Instagram account together that's interesting he said hello Instagram I've decided to come back but only with the goat Eli Manning is lying next to bed next to Pete in bed and then he says what's up your bed is so comfortable and then Pete responds oh thanks we've been having a good time on my bed stay tuned for more photos on the gram it was like obviously satirical yeah let me tell you like eli manning is so hot oh so hot and like i'm actually okay so you're a young person yeah you're single yes honestly i feel like i could see a world in which like you're spotted out with pete davidson because

you're like i would like love because you're young and fabulous. I would love that. So my question for you is, do you think he's cute? I do. I don't. I do. I think he's got swag. For sure.

If he was not Pete Davidson and he was just a random man on the street and he had a job at a law firm. Yeah, and I imagine if I saw him like on a dating app like I don't know how I would swipe you would probably swipe right because he was like tall and Jew like if he was Jewish yeah yeah yeah your criteria right and like had a good job like yeah yeah totally but no definitely swipe right yes but the fame helps and also just like his like energy like so it's like I watch that video and i was like damn eli manning is hot like that was my takeaway i think they're both hot there's room for everybody

no for sure but it's like i feel like nobody watched that video and even looked at eli manning they're like put the camera back on pete that's fair and i was sitting here being like that's also supposed to be like get nothing from pete so like once you get like a little bit i know i'm just like kind of over it i know um i feel exhausted by the pete davidson and the dating of it all like i can't tell you how much i actually don't care about him and Amrata. No, but it's like so cliche and it's so obvious. Like, oh, two like amazingly famous, gorgeous people. No.

And like, how many times has he done that? I know. Like, find somebody like gross. An ugly girl. OK, please. Just so I can feel like, you know, close to you. Yeah, I agree. I'm just like over it.

So I don't really care. I know. I kind of agree, too. Also, like after the relevancy that you get in agree i'm just like over it so i don't really care i know i kind of agree too also like after the relevancy that you get in dating kim kardashian like nothing's gonna match that so and no one you date after is ever gonna top it so like the interest is just not it's just lacking no it's true like even after ari i was like where can he go from here and he still did like kim totally topped it and he would have to date fucking Taylor Swift. Like, I mean, it's not happening, but you know. No.

Or Giselle. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I want Kim to date Tom. I know. Same. It's working.

It's working. Our fifth and final story is another, you know, it's that time of year. We're getting yearly recaps. Google has released their top searches of 2022. Oh, I love this. And a bunch of pop culture moments made the made the list so the most searched events queen elizabeth's death was obviously um up there uh the election ukraine the powerball numbers okay that makes sense i love the powerball numbers yeah i know you do um will smith was that 2022

that's my my reaction was the same same with johnny depp that was on the list too for most top searched events that feels johnny depp feels 2022 it feels like another lifetime especially the oscars thing yeah especially because like this week on the toes we were talking about the upcoming oscars so it's like enough oh i guess like those were probably technically the big moments of pop culture guess what the most searched movie was don't worry darling no oh did it even make the list no wait wait wait i feel like i know you have to think about like not like think about movies that like top gun top gun is number three oh what was bigger than Top Gun um think about like Marvel shit Kaler oh um oh I'm thinking

Encanto yes okay number one two Thor oh three Top Gun okay that makes for the Batman yeah and then a bunch like you know random random what about celebrities most searched tv shows okay I have to think about guess number one is it a netflix show no is it like cable yes do i watch it i'll give you a clue i think so you dumb fucking bitch i'm gonna fuck you up euphoria yep that is not cable that's hbo oh i guess it goes to streaming service okay like i don't know is hbo cable i'm like i watch it on my cable box like can you go to like the hbo channel and watch it when it comes out no of course it premieres there oh i just watch it on hbo max no i guess that's so true but like it's on tv okay all right um number two stranger things okay three is that show the watcher which only recently came out

which is kind of crazy i didn't watch it me neither inventing anna okay house of the dragon i'm shocked house of the dragon is so low okay wait moon night i don't know what that is seven yellowstone love wait where are you at oh my god i i've had the busiest week of my life so i haven't made a lot of progress but last night i watched one episode and it was like a pretty terrible episode it was like an episode where everyone goes camping so no one's at the ranch and they're just whatever it's like boring and it's like the episode takes course over one night. Yeah. But the most amazing thing happened and it made the whole thing worth it.

Because Beth and Rip find themselves alone at the ranch. And they're like, what's something like we can do that we've wanted to do at the ranch that we've never been able to do because we've never been alone. And Rip turns the lights on and the music on. And him and Beth dance in the horse thing to lady may by tyler childers and let me tell you how tyler childers and chris childers okay i've been dragged to filth on this show for saying tyler childers and this is the first time i've actually said it correctly so it's childers sorry um the way chris tableton's music and chris childers tile tyler childers and Chris Childers, Tyler Childers, music like have Yellowstone in a chokehold

and it comes on at the perfect time. So like him and Beth are dancing in the middle of the night to this song. I was like sobbing. No, Yellowstone has such a good soundtrack. I like Shazam so many. They have this one band that I found called Shane and Shane.

So random, so good. Wow. But yeah, they love a Tyler Childers and Tim McGraw also wrote a song for Yellowstone oh it's just it's really it's the vibe no it's actually amazing okay I'm so fucking glad you're here like no I know and you don't listen to the toast because you don't support me but you would know it's awesome that's a really good question that's no that's totally fair too. Yeah.

One of the recurring themes on this show is like, I'm so stubborn. I mean, hi. No, yeah, you're definitely worse. Cause I can at least acknowledge like,

like when I'm being stubborn, I know I'm being stubborn. I'm not going to justify. I'm just being like, so Jackie's like Yellowstone. I'm like, no, I'm not in the mood.

I'm just whatever. Yeah. And so same with Downton Abbey. Same with reading, you know, like I'm just a few years delayed. It's fine. Do you know what the most searched songs were?

And think back to the most searched movie. The most? So Encanto. We don't talk about it right now. Yeah. Number one most searched song of the year. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah.

Jiggle Jiggle. Man, don't j about right now yeah number one was her song wow that's crazy yeah um jiggle jiggle man don't jiggle jiggle it folds i'd like to see it's crazy how this like whole thing is tick tock because on this list is also unholy wow already i know which is a song that came out a month ago and it's not that good but also he started teasing it in june yeah um running up that hill by kate bush which is a song from the 90s. Yeah, crazy. About Damn Time Lizzo, Antihero, Taylor Swift, yada yada. There isn't a list for most searched. There is. Oh, no.

For most searched people. Ready? Okay. Johnny Depp is number one. Wow. Will Smith is number two. Makes sense. Amber Heard is number three.

Okay. Antonio Brown. I think there was like a football drama. I'm not familiar with it. Carrie Lake. Amber Heard is number three. Okay. Antonio Brown. I think there was like a football drama. I'm not familiar with it. Carrie Lake. I think she's a politician. Anna Sorokin Delvey. Chris Rock.

Andrew Tate. Are you familiar? Of course. Because of TikTok? Yeah. I thought that was interesting. Adam Levine. Oh, yeah.

And then Serena Williams. When I feel... Oh, she's retired. Yeah, and remember her US Open run? Yeah, yeah, no. Everyone, Kendall was going in her Bottega earrings for the US Open

with Devin Booker. Because most of these people went through like a thing. Yeah, of course. They're not like random selections. So, and then I forgot about Serena Williams' retirement.

And then the most popular searches overall. The number one most searched of all time this year. Has it been said? No. And I'll give you a clue. It's like something we all were obsessed with for five minutes.

I like can't remember things, so I'm not going to be able to answer this quickly. Okay. But like think. I don't want people at home to guess. I need hints. Some people still do it, but it was like a thing on our phones that we were obsessed with all together. Wordle.

Yes. Okay. Then the election results. Okay. Then Betty White. Oh. Okay, but that was in December. And then Queen Elizabeth. that we were obsessed with all to brutal yes okay then the election results okay then betty white oh okay but that was in december and then queen elizabeth okay well i'm in defense of queen elizabeth betty white died last december so there's more time for people to search true um ukraine mega millions power balls number powerball numbers. Anne Heche. Who's that?

She is a celebrity. Car accident. Yeah. I actually just saw an article about her recently. And then Jeffrey Dahmer. Because obviously that turned ass documentary. I never watched, but yeah. So those were the top Google searches.

And I feel like, honestly, I couldn't have guessed it. Me neither. Because a lot of it just doesn't apply to me and my interests. Right. But not everything's about me. No, that's what of random. Because a lot of it just, like, doesn't apply to, like, me and my interests. Right. But not everything's about me. No, that's what's a really kind of hard thing about, like, growing up. You learn, like, actually nothing's about you. Nada.

And I'm not interested in a world that's not about me. Mm-mm. So, Counts, did I do a good job, like, tailoring stories to your desires? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I think so, too. I felt like your energy was, like, really, like, you were excited. Okay. I thought you were going to say that, like, I did a bad job.

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Here we go. Hey, girlies. I'm a new Patreon member here. So thanks, girly. My boyfriend and I have been together for three years now and have lived together for almost a year. It's the first year we are spending the holidays together with each other's families. We just spent Thanksgiving with his family and now we will be spending Christmas with

my family. About six months ago he started bringing up that he wanted a nose piercing. He'll mention it every so often and ask for my opinion. I've been honest and I've told him that I don't really find nose piercings attractive and that if he did get it I would at least ask him to take it out around my super traditional family." Fast forward to right now he's insisting that he has to get the nose piercing this month while there's a sale, and it's become a huge fight between us.

Am I being a brat for being upset that he would deliberately go to the piercing right before seeing my family when he knows that the piercing would be too fresh to remove? His argument is that he's upset because even if he gets it later on, I'm going to make him hide it from my family for about six months. But honestly, I'm just hoping he hates it and takes it out prematurely on his own. Thank you so much. Honestly, the thing with this is like,

if I wanted to get a nose piercing, like Ben has absolutely no say. True. If Ben wanted to get a nose piercing, like that's a family decision. I agree. So you're totally like justified in having an opinion

on the situation. And the fact that you don't even want him to get it, but you're happy to let him get it, but only just taking it out around your family just to avoid any unnecessary, you're not hiding who him get it, but only just taking it out around your family just to avoid any unnecessary. You're not hiding who he is.

You're just avoiding like unnecessary tarch. He's being a baby. I couldn't agree more. Like you not even putting your foot down, like saying you can't get it. Like that is so big of you. So like the least relationships I've heard are all about are all about compromise. Yeah. So you're letting him get it.

He can at least do you a solid and not create animosity over the holidays for you and wait a month. No, you're right. And like, he will hate it. Like he will. I have faith for you.

I'm praying for you too. But even if he doesn't, he can still wait three weeks. You're not being a brat at all. Like, honestly, why does he have to get it this month? How much is the sale going to be?

Also, like, he knows that it's going to bother you and bother your family. So why make your life harder? Like, he should be making your life easier. Like, why is he going to go out of his way to make your life more difficult and put you in, like, a bad spot? A thousand percent. You know, this is, like, not good boyfriend material. And he needs to start acting right.

Maybe you should play this episode for him. Maybe. All right. That was easy. This one is crazy. OK, yeah. And I think I know what I would do. Hey, Jackson, Claude, I love you both. I need some advice about my crunchy angel. While

I was scrolling Instagram the other day, I saw a tagged photo of a dog who looks just like my unique looking dog. It was such a crazy lookalike that I clicked on the profile for more. I quickly deduced that it was my dog that i adopted just over a year ago okay and speaking of dog theo has just entered the studio come here my love come here my love oh mommy loves you so oh mommy loves you so oh you could sense we were reading a story about one of your brethren we were reading a story about one of your brethren come here oh you're gonna have to be quiet okay this is great oh my my foot's asleep shit okay let me go back because it's important i quickly deduced that this was my dog that i adopted just over a year ago the other girl had my dog let's

call him theo for about four months lost him he was with the rescue for about two months and i've had him for the past 14 months i adopted theo from a totally reputable rescue and i spent thousands of dollars on his medical bills and training within the first few months of having him so I know that he's mine but still I have a pit should I reach out to the previous owner am I just opening up a door that doesn't need to be I kind of feel like if I were the other way around I would want to know that Theo was okay what would you do Mike does she know the previous owner that the dog was like found and given to this rescue no so she just knows nothing this her dog was lost and so i understand wanting to give peace of mind but also she doesn't want

to open a door and be like well this is my dog i want him back so it's time you know it's time for an anonymous letter or or ron when you sam when you and ron went, literally, it's time for an anonymous letter. Or why can't the current owner go to the rescue and be like, yo, can you let this woman know that you found her dog and it's been adopted and all is well? I don't think the rescue wants to get involved. Like, I can understand, like, them wanting to wash their hands of it. Like, they did their job. So I understand this girl, like, not wanting this other human being. Like, she sounds like a great dog mom.

Like, she trained. She paid for all the medical bills like she sounds like she really cares so thea was in good hands yeah so i think it's time for i think you need to make a finsta and be like i'm not revealing my identity because i don't want to open up any doors but like i just want you to know your dog is in amazing care i'm so sorry that this happened the way that it did but like i've had your dog for over a year now possession is nine-tenths the law legally she totally it's her dog yeah and also the previous owner only had the dog for four months yeah and like i understand that like things happen but like you're the one who lost the dog so i was gonna say that but then i was like is that rude i don't know like what if

that no because shit does happen you're right no actually i'm not gonna blame i'm not victim blaming here like it was it things happen but it is nice that you want to give her peace of mind, but you have to protect your peace first. A hundred percent. The theme of today's episode is protecting your peace, protecting your peace and anonymous letter. So if you know where she lives, maybe drop off and no,

actually don't drop it off. No, no, no. I think a fake Finsta, a fake Finsta, or like write, send a letter in the mail,

but put gloves on. You're going to find out where she lives. It's social media. It's so easy. Okay. okay i think of insta like if this happened to me i would be so devastated but the the nights i would spend awake wondering if he's running through the woods getting beaten by wolves like you're doing her a favor so yeah yeah i think and i'm just gonna let her never hurt anyone. Okay. All right, our third and final one is a little bit longer, but it requires attention. Okay.

Dear Jackson Claude, how you doing? My best friend and fellow toaster and I are in need of some serious advice regarding another friend, Wendy. We've all been friends since we were in preschool and have grown up together, and we are now all recently graduated from college, but we live in different cities. Our friend Wendy broke up with her long-term college boyfriend, Phillip, slightly unexpectedly soon after graduating. We all thought they were going to be engaged within the year. So it came as a bit of a shock to us all.

Soon after the breakup news hit, we come to find that Wendy met someone, Jeremy, while being a camp counselor. He sparked the reason for the breakup. Why are you laughing? No, it's just like the names.

It's funny what names people choose. Here's the kicker. Jeremy's a senior in high school. What? And she's graduated from college? She's at the kicker. Jeremy's a senior in high school. What? And she's graduated from college? He's at the age of consent in a state that we live in. So it's perfectly legal, but it feels a bit icky. She's been hanging out with him for several months now

and even took his virginity. No. The high school he attends is the same small private school we attended almost five years ago. And we've told her that people are talking about it, she doesn't really seem to care she seems really happy with him but we also feel like it could backfire there's even been a few times she's talked about missing philip so we're really not sure what she's thinking we obviously want her to be happy and we want what what's best for her but we're not sure how to go about it personally we think wendy needs

a reality check because this situation feels wrong. But we really don't know what to say. Sincerely, two very confused toasters. That is quite the debacle. So, I mean, it's not even so much the years. Because when you graduate college, you're 21. When you're a high school senior, what, you're like 17? But, okay, I do want to say, like, so, yeah, technically the age gap is fine. The number of years.

No, but usually it's the No but usually It's like if The place you're at A girl dating a guy Five years younger than her Because I always say Like men have the maturity Of a two year old

So like a 25 year old guy And a 25 year old girl Is equivalent to A 28 year old girl And a 21 year old guy I agree I think men are Developmentally behind

About five years So that's why 20 year old girls Need to date 25 year old boys A thousand percent so she's technically dating a 12 12 year old I'm crying no totally it's even more inappropriate especially he's like a pie he's taking SATs he's going to college no right it's it's like it's different when you're like 40 and 35 but you're so fragile and you're so immature yeah um and college is where you really grow up a lot uh-huh so the age gap it's not even about the four years it's about all the experience and maturity it's really

fucking inappropriate parents it's really fucking inappropriate and this girl i think she's gross i know i think she's gross i think this is hella inappropriate And I would think It was the same A guy who just Graduated college Dating a 17 year old girl That's disgusting A thousand percent I think all around This is so fucking weird

Agreed Also it sounds like She blew up Her whole fucking life Because clearly She had a really Great boyfriend They were gonna get married

Like And she Threw it away For a summer romance At camp Yeah First rule of camp Is never bring it home

Camp relationships Stay in camp never bring it home. Camp relationships stay in camp. Never bring it home. Everyone knows that. My God, Wendy. That, but what do the friends do? Oh, right. That's the people who wrote it. Honestly, like where are her parents?

Yeah. Not to bring them into it, but. No, like you definitely, this is like a serious situation. Like, it's fucking weird. You have to do something. What's Philip up to? You know, like, is he pining for her? You know what?

Because Philip deserves better. I'm not saying. Philip deserves better. I hope Philip goes on to meet a lovely queen named Elizabeth and they live happily ever after. Yeah. This is, like, if Wendy was willing to throw wendy's obviously going through something like if wendy was willing to throw away like a real relationship like adult relationship a college like people thought they were gonna get engaged for a teenager like it's giving it's you know

what's reminding me of that show the teacher yeah i was thinking that like she had a nice relationship and she like literally like would not talk to her boyfriend because she was like fucking her student like it was disgusting um obviously it's not as bad as that but it's still it's gross like i don't and just because it's legal doesn't mean it's right i agree i also think that the friends like i don't know if they've had like a conversation with her if they have then sorry but if they haven't like i think it's worth it to like sit her down have a conversation voice your concerns but then if they haven't, like I think it's worth it to like sit her down, have a conversation, voice your concerns. But then if she doesn't listen and after that,

it's like there's nothing you can do besides let it run its course. No, that's what we say here at The Toast because a lot of people write in like, what do I do for my friend? And while we all want to be good friends and I do think you should sit her down and like don't come at it from like a combative way.

At some point, like people's lives are their own responsibilities and choices they make as fully formed adults, even though, like, out of college, like, you're not even that fully formed adult. Like, this is definitely still, like, her, you know, making mistakes era. People have to learn things on their own. Yeah. So you can help someone as much as you want.

And you love Wendy and you're a good friend. And you both sound like really wonderful people. You can try. But then at some point, we're all on our own in this life. Yeah. You're on your own, kid. You always have been. Yeah.

So I think you give it a go. Say something once. Yeah. And then. And don't talk so much about. Let bygones be bygones. I would take it from the angle of, like, what's going on with you? Because, like, there's been a lot of change.

And, like, is there something going on in your life? Because if you come at it. And also you can be like, it seems out of character. Yeah. If you come at it and being like, you know, everyone in town is talking about you like that's rude and that'll make her defensive you have to be so careful like when people when you confront someone like it's literally an art yeah and you can't fuck it up no so good luck with that yeah good luck with that um keep us posted keep us posted and thank you to everyone who wrote in to dear

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Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Get up here, Theo. Say bye to everyone. Come on. Come on. Get your ass up. Lazy. Weekend. Get up here, Theo. Say bye to everyone. Come on. Come on. Get your ass up. Lazy.

Come on. Get up. Oh, he's not coming. Get up. Come on. Go. Say bye to everyone. Bye, everyone.

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