The Toast - Puss & Turdy with Jake Shane: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials! Pussy PSA! Pussy PSA! Tense up! What's going on, Dirty Lou? What's going on is that today we are joined by TikTok sensation, good friend, might I add, Jake Shane, you might know him as

Octopus Lover 8? Is there an 8? Hey, Jake, how you doing? Girl, I'm good. I'm fucking tired, but I'm good. I'm so excited for you to be here. This is like our third or fourth time. I will say like I did have to reschedule and I'm so sorry. Wait, it's so fine.

But you're so worth the wait, Jake. Oh my God. You're worth the wait. We're worth the wait. Okay. Yeah. I'm obsessed with you. I have followed you on TikTok, like not to make everything about me, but like I feel

like I saw something in you early. You did. I was an early TikTok follow. You were an early pussy. Early. I was an early pussy. And you have just blown up over the last, what?

Like six months, six months. I think exactly six months. How many TikTok followers do you currently have? Um, let me think about 2.4, 2.4 million. So like jealous and not even like a little happy for you.

I'm just jealous, you know? Yeah. I am the most jealous person alive, by the way. Normalize being jealous. Normalize fucking being jealous. I'm so jealous and bitter about everything.

No, like whenever I see like other people doing things, I'm like, why isn't that me? Why isn't that me? That should be me. Holding your hand. Oh,

you have a nice voice. Oh my God. Thank you. Okay. You blew up on TikTok now. Of course, we're literally like the official podcast of TikTok. So everybody here like pretty much knows, but we know we, we do course, we're literally like the official podcast of TikTok. You are.

So everybody here like pretty much knows. But we do have, you know, a bit of an older crew, the Instagram Reels listeners. Right. So for those who may not be familiar, tell us your story, Jake. Okay, so like my life story or like? No, like your career story. Okay, so basically I was at USC and I was taking like I was interning at a record label and I had like

a year off before I could like like my internship was over and like I couldn't start full time so they were like okay like do something do something and I was like okay so I was like leaning into like college and then I was like I'm really bored and I

was at my friend's mom's birthday dinner and the octopus came and I was like, I'm really bored. And I was at my friend's mom's birthday dinner. And the octopus came. And I'm like, oh, my God, this is just, like, such a perfect time. Like, the octopus is in the dish. Yeah, the puss came. The puss came. Okay. And I was like, I need to, I turned to my best friend, Alice.

I was like, I need to, like, start this pass the puss thing. So I tried to set up pass the puss, pass the puss was taken. Sad. And I was like, weird. And then I did pass that puss, which, like, has a better ring to it anyway. Like, I'm not bitter. Pass that puss past the puss was taken dead and I was like weird and then I did pass that puss which like has a better ring to it anyway like I'm not bitter pass that puss and I started basically just posting photos of octopus and rating them out of eight tentacles and then I like started posting like videos kind of and one night something just came to me where I was like oh my god you should

like do a call and respond yeah and so I did that and then like I didn't really think anything of it I literally had like 50 followers and then like one person came up to me on a night out at like the college bar and I was like oh so like I have fans oh so you remember the first time you were approached oh yes her name is Alexis I remember too I don't remember the person saying I was too busy thinking about myself yeah and how my life was about to change no that I literally got home and I was like, so I want everyone to know I have a fan and everyone was like making fun of me and now look at me now I'm on the toast.

No, literally everyone can eat your fucking ass. Literally. I'm so glad you remember that moment because it's kind of, it's like it's a transitional phase where like somebody who doesn't know you recognizes you. I was in a casino

and this person was like, are you like, and honestly it was really embarrassing because I was at like a table with like gamblers and they were like, what is going on? And I was like, like honestly sir please don't talk to me but it was like so sick and so I'm glad you recognize that and then how much longer until from that moment until you really blew up brand deals millions of followers like how long how long

did it actually take I want to say after that I think that was in January so maybe like a year and two months wow that's fast yeah so I kept posting on Instagram I like didn't really like do the only TikTok I had to my name was um this reaction with me and my two friends Brett and Julia to all too well 10 minute version which Taylor actually commented on stop yeah I was really excited I was in my friend Trudy's apartment and I was screaming I'm sorry you were in your friend who's apartment? Trudy. Her name is Trudy Lou. Trudy Lou. You have a best friend named Trudy Lou. Yeah. She's actually here. Yeah. I know. Hey. Okay. So your life pretty much changed overnight. I feel like this happens a lot with TikTokers. Like when, when Remy Bader first came on the toast, I think for like other creators or just

people in the public space, there's a slow arc, you know, you get momentum and it's, then it's slowly grows. but TikTok has this nature where people's lives really change in such a short amount of time and I think it can be really hard for people it's really fun if you can handle it but I think there's obviously like a really dark side to it so I'm curious like how your life changing really on a dime has been for you like have you struggled with it or is it all fun and games no I definitely struggled like I was like well because I had I'm such a planner so like I had like my definitely struggled. Like, I was like, well, because I had, I'm such a planner. So like,

I had like, my plan in my mind. Like, I was like, I was going up, like I was gaining followers, like slowly but shortly. Like,

but so I was like, slowly but shortly, help. Slowly but surely. Slowly but surely. I'm done. And I was like, loving,

I literally thought I was like, the most famous person in the world. It's so crazy, like, what you can concoct in your own mind when you're so obsessed with yourself. No, I mean the story of my life. Yes.

Story of my life. I take her home. I drive all night. To keep her warm inside. Don't be afraid. It's frozen. Continue. That was awesome.

I had like 60,000 followers and I was celebrating 60,000 followers. It's huge. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, let's do my favorite thing and let's have everyone tell me I'm a good actor. So comment stuff you want me to act out. Got it. And I was honestly like I was really high and I was like, oh fuck, I promised the pussies

I would do this. And I like, I don't have it in me right now. Like I can't pull this like Bill Clinton impressive impression out of me like I can't do it and so I like spoke like this as Bill Clinton and people like really thought it was funny and then so I kept kind of rolling with that and it I got a million followers in a week in a week yeah and I was like so crazy it was crazy well honestly I remember just watching it like at a vantage point. Your video. It's really crazy.

I like the TikTok algorithm when it works for you. Like it'll serve you to everyone. Right. And it was I felt like in a matter of hours, you were everywhere. No, it was crazy. But the thing is, I thought that that's just how TikTok worked with everyone. So I was like, no, it's not. Trust some of us are out here trying so hard.

So I thought thousand followers. No, but's not. Trust some of us are out here trying so hard for 300,000 followers. No, but I thought like all like the TikTok famous people, like I thought it like that's just like Charlie has like 100 million followers. I just thought like I wasn't really thinking that hard, but I was obviously like so excited. And then obviously you're like, it's like, and then it's just like, okay, it's your job. Right. Because overnight it becomes just like a career. Yeah.

Well, because the guy I was the assistant for is now my manager. Right. So it was like a really quick, okay, turn around. And he was like, I will do this for you. Let me ask you another question. So I put you in the category of people who like blew up overnight with like Emily Mariko. Right. Alex Earl.

Yes. Do Emily and Alex have a group chat? Like, have you guys talked about it? I've never spoken to Emily. I feel like nobody's spoken to Emily. Right. Hashtag, where's Emily Mariko? I know she's on her honeymoon and everybody, like, thought she died because she didn't post for two weeks.

And she's like, hey, guys, I'm here. I'm just, like, actually living my life, not on my phone. See you soon. Respect. So you guys don't chat. Never. So funny you say that, though, because two years ago, my memory was me eating the Emily Mariko salmon bowl.

Did you like it? It was fucking insane, but my stomach hurt so badly after. Hot take. It was one of the Emily Mariko salmon bowl. Did you like it? It was fucking insane. But my stomach hurt so badly after. Hot take. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted in my life. Having said that, like, it's not for me. I don't enjoy like salmon and mayo. Yeah, it was.

I tolerate salmon. I definitely don't eat mayo. Yeah, it was. You don't like mayo? No, it's like a kind of a big deal between me and my husband. My husband would put mayo like seriously on a cracker. Like he would eat it. Okay, that's disgusting. He would eat it. He got roasted the other day because he put um mayo on his hot

dog that's fucking nasty in his defense he said he was making russian so we didn't see like it because i'd taken a video of him and people were like is that mayo he was putting ketchup on top and gonna mix it like to make russian yeah no my husband's disgusting like one of the most disgusting people i've ever met in my life. Oh my God. That's nasty. Yeah. On a hot dog? He'll put it on anything. And then like when we first started dating, he roasted me.

Cause like we, I was over at his place. We had like drank the night before. And so before he woke up, I was ordering bagels cause I was fucking starving. Yeah. And I didn't really like know his orders for stuff yet, but I know he loved tuna. So I got him tuna and they were like, do you want to add stuff? And I added a bunch of stuff like lettuce, pickle, Russian. There was Russian on the thing.

So I was like, yeah, sure. He loves mayo. He was like, did you put Russian in my bagel? I'm like, is that crazy? He's like, he still talks about it to this day. I'm like, you're disgusting. You eat everything. You're literally a vacuum.

I'm weird for getting Russian on your tuna. That's not weird. It's not weird given what you eat. You eat mayo on a hot dog. I feel like a bagel is the least weird thing to put Russian on. That's like bread for a sandwich. Thank you. I guess the tuna made it weird. It's not weird given what you eat. You eat mayo on a hot dog. How is, I feel like a bagel is the least weird thing to put Russian on. That's like bread for a sandwich. Thank you. I guess the tuna made it weird. Why? There's literally mayo and tuna. Thank you. I'm team you for this one. I guess like ketchup.

No, I stand by what I did. Yeah, you should because that's the least weird thing ever. How did we get here? Oh, Emily Mariko Savinville. Right. Yeah. I don't know where she is, but her wedding was fucking chic. So stunning. Like so stunning. Like that dress was everything. She's so timeless. She's so timeless. Right. Yeah. I don't know where she is, but her wedding was fucking chic. So stunning. Like so stunning. Like that dress was everything. She's so timeless.

She's so timeless. I love her. I fucking love Emily Mariko and I miss her every day. I know. I'm wishing her well though in her, you know, newlywed bliss. Yeah. So there's no group chat, but I'm sure you've spoken to like other creators who have kind of.

I speak to Alex a lot. Oh yeah. And you guys have like a similar journey. Like similar. Similar. Obviously like hers is like me times a million. No, she's like at Paris Fashion Week and we're lot. Oh, yeah. And you guys have like a similar journey. Like similar. Obviously, like hers is like me times a million. No, she's like at Paris Fashion Week. Yeah.

We're not. Yeah, exactly. First of all, fashion week is a fucking lie because this shit has been going on for a fucking month. Yeah. They call it fashion month. I hate it. No, I was just thinking about that this morning, too, because fashion week has become New York

fashion week. I'm only speaking about has kind of become this like commercialized like brand deal. It's not really like about fashion like brand deal it's not really like about fashion no it's not and I think that if you really want to see like who is

like a real mover and shaker in the fashion industry when it comes to like the influencer community look who's going to like Paris Fashion Week right

because everyone can go to New York Fashion Week it's kind of like a free-for-all Coachella these days it is Coachella but Paris Fashion Week is like still very

in Paris they're like no we you guys can't come right like Zendaya's there. Right. So if you're being invited and flown out, like that's like real creme de la creme. And I think it's really interesting to see like who actually goes and who gets invited. Oh, fuck.

Paris Fashion Week's the one I live for, but they all make me really insecure if I'm going to be honest. Do we, okay. That's another good question. You've blown up. You're getting invited places. It's really hard not to compare yourself to other people. And like what we were talking about, jealousy, like what are other people doing?

What brand deals are they? Right. How do you deal with like minimizing that type of like negative talk in your brain um like I just have my friends yell at me love that for you like I'll like speak and they'll be like shut up I'm literally working a nine-to-five well you know what I want to ask you that because the last time we well spoke in person we went out for dinner and you were updating me on everything and you were still working a full-time job yes and that was like a conscious choice you had made yeah what are you doing now now I'm doing this full-time okay

now I'm doing this full-time but I did that for as long as I could because it really kept me grounded like going into an office every day like really just like I don't know it made this feel a little more normal that's why everyone was like has your life changed I'm like well I hang out with the same people and I do the same thing. Right. I just like post like a few videos like for brand deals. Yeah.

And like, I get to go to like cool stuff because I was like, I would like go to that stuff sometimes because I worked on the other side of the industry. You were in the industry. Yeah.

I would work, I would go as like, as to work, work the event. Right. As opposed to like, be a talent there. So like that's,

that would be the, that was different. But yeah, now I'm doing this full time, which it's honestly like, it's been a little like leaning into it fully is a lot. It's easier on my head. Cause like when you were,

when I was working a full time job and I was doing this, it was like literally Hannah Montana. How do you prioritize? Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, what's happening? Like I'm literally getting high in bed at 3am and making a video that gets a million views and then like going up at six. Yeah, exactly. was like, what's happening? Like, I'm literally getting high in bed at 3 a.m. and making a video that gets a million

views and then like going. Waking up at 6. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So that's good. It's also really scary to like let go of everything that up until this point was like stable for you. Right.

And you know what you're told you should do, which is, you know, graduate, get a job. Yes. So to let that go, I totally understand that. It was crazy. I'm like, what am I doing? Yeah. And it's also like TikTok is so scary because everyone's like, oh my God, this is so amazing. But it's like, okay, but your entire career is kind of based on what people think of you. And it is fucking scary. Okay. So let's talk

about that. Yeah. First of all, I feel like relatively, and maybe it's just because my bar is high because I've like, you know, been canceled a thousand times. I feel like you, your situation doesn't look that bad. But again, that's just my outside perspective. Like, do you get hate? Like sometimes, well, I just like read all the comments. So like one time, like I posted like the other day, I posted like, oh my God, I like literally can't even hear myself speak. It makes me want to throw up. And someone commented, it's almost as bad as looking at you.

I hate when they get like creative with like a really good slay. Cause it's like, you want to be mad, but like they really got you. No, they, one time someone commented. Like that's so mean. You're so good looking. Like everyone can eat your ass. Thank you. But when like commenters have sass and like you know how to use language, it really, it

hurts even more. Oh, one time someone commented, I was like upset about like these two gay people dating because like I'm not dating anyone. And I was like. Jealousy. Jealousy. Jealousy. Jealousy.

Mm hmm. I don't know the rest of the lyrics. Me neither. Or else I would sing it with you. It's like. I'm so fancy to you. Go out every night. It's like, You go out every night. All your friends, they go out every night. Yeah.

And daddy's nice car. Yeah, you're living the life. And your girlfriend's pretty. Two. Two. Yeah, we got it. Okay, so somebody once commented. So somebody once commented,

I know, but like they only date 10s. And what about it? And I was like, okay, so I'm not. And then you want to know the most insulting comment? I would love to. They thought they ate.

For me, the equivalent of they thought they ate is yikes. Ooh, I got a yikes the other day and I was like, ooh. No, when people like use it, not ironically,

like I say yikes, like as a joke, normal. When people were like, yikes, seriously, eat my ass. Grab a spoon and eat my fucking ass bitch like seriously yeah go away um okay so you're out here and for those who may not be familiar two of the things you really popularized and invented in TikTok culture is the acted out where people will leave you suggestions right like act out you know Abe Lincoln finding out that Andrew Jackson

or whoever the fuck is on the $1 bill. And you kind of recreate historical events, which is hysterical. Is history a particular interest of yours? It's an interest of my mom and my brother. And so maybe that's why. But it honestly only happened because with TikTok, I literally just throw shit at the wall.

You're boiling pasta and like seeing if it's done or seeing if it sticks. And I was like, so I got the acting out idea from Julia Fox. She would like take suggestions in the comments, like tell me what to act out. And so someone commented like,

do this, do this, do this. And then someone commented, do Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky or whatever. And I did it in like a funny way. And I was like, ooh, that's funny. And so then I kept taking historical stuff and doing it. was like you know so much about history I'm like no like I know what the comments said yeah and like that's about it and like and I'll google it no me and Jackie always have this conversation something I'm really trying to get better at it's like be

like a little bit more learned like I literally went to college and I know nothing about history so now I've started to read historical fiction I think that's like a really good way to start learning but Jackie was like asking me a bunch of I think that's like a really good way to start learning. But Jackie was like asking me a bunch of questions on the podcast like a year or two ago. And she was, these are like

basic history questions. Like what? Okay. And I didn't know half of them and now I want to see if you know them. What started, or like what was a catalyst

for World War I? World War I is so irrelevant. Like we all know. We all know World War II. Like, do you know? World War I. I'll give you a clue this is a clue

Jackie gave me it was the assassination of someone oh my god yes it was wasn't it some I feel like you're gonna

say something right some treaty no okay Archduke Franz Ferdinand who the fuck is that precisely my response and even though I've like

committed to learning more about history I still I'm focused on World War II World War II is so much more interesting World War II is like it's like a movie. Yeah. World War I we don't know her. I don't know what happened in World War I actually at all but all I know is that Germany was down bad. Yeah and they stayed down bad they came back with inventions like killed everyone and I love reading about World War II honestly because

I usually read about like I'm trying to figure out I I know from like a Jewish perspective like obviously about the holocaust yes and I know a lot about the holocaust but I don't really know about the war and how it impacted the different countries in Europe so I read you know the Nightingale which took place in France then I just read this book about Italy so I'm like learning about what life was like it under like Nazi occupation in those in those regions um what point was I trying to make that you know about history because you're reading? Because I'm reading. I was about to make a fire point. I can't even remember. Okay, another history question that Jackie had asked me,

and I actually knew the answer to. What year was the Titanic? 19... I'm going to make something up. Yeah. 1907. So close. 1912.

Okay, so close. And I only knew that because of Downton Abbey. Downton Abbey starts with the Titanic in 1912. You know I've never seen the Titanic? The movie? Yeah. Okay, like I saw it when I was a kid. And I was like, oh, this is so sad.

Why am I watching this movie? Yeah. And yeah, it's like, I think it's a movie we should watch. I'd watch it with you. Yeah, yeah. I actually don't know if I could watch it with you. Because like you would make me laugh. And it's supposed to be sad.

But like, whatever. Whatever. Right? Like it's Leonardo DiCaprio and he's so hot. So true. Like day one Leo. He was so hot back then. So sorry.

I still think he's hot. Um. I don't. I know. But there's something about him that I'm just like yeah. You. You. Oh.

I. I'm not experiencing the same phenomena. But that's what's so great about the toast. Like we're giving platforms to people with different opinions. It's a hundred percent. And you're a big pop we're, we're giving platforms to people with different opinions. A hundred percent. And you're a big pop culture fan. You're a big toaster. The biggest.

So you're going to do the fast five with me today. I'm so excited. And you're an enormous Swifty. I mean, yes. And I agree with your point. That's like, I like,

I'm so careful what I say. Cause I want to be friends with her. Okay. So that's kind of like this line that I walk in my life. That's so hard. Cause I'm delusional. And like, I really truly believe one day I will be like a close confidant of Taylor Swift.

Right. And why do I feel like she almost wants people around her that like love her so much? For sure. For sure. But you, you have to walk. Yeah. Toe that line.

I'm not being a fucking freak. Exactly. Like I'm not going to, you know, rifle through her laundry and smell her underwear. Like I want her to know like I'm cool and normal. I just happen to like have this undying love and affection and respect for you. The utmost respect.

The utmost respect. Like I've never respected someone probably more in my life. One of my favorite things that you do on social media, because I also follow you on Instagram, is like post rogue selfies in the middle of the night with like the most well thought out thoughts on Taylor Swift's discography. Like you'll point out a certain lyric or you'll or a certain era and just give your thoughts on it. And it's so beautiful.

It's really poignant. Thank you. It's actually my favorite thing to do. The reason I do that is because I do it with my friends. And whatever they think is funny, I take and put on the internet. Got it. So like I base what I should put out, like what my little bits should be based on what my friends like.

Right. You have like a girl gang. I have a girl gang. You live with your girl gang? Yes, I do. Are they your college girl gang, home friends? Like how do you know the girlies? Okay.

And they're always the ones filming you and giggling in the background, which makes the videos even funnier. Right. So there's Alice, Julia, Brett, Peyton, and Kennedy. Wow, you have five friends. That's beyond impressive. I know. Julia, Brett, and Peyton are from college.

Okay. Alice was always my friend out of college, but she lived in LA, so we were just always close. Kennedy is Peyton's best friend from home and moved out to LA after college, and we all just kind of... Connected.

Connected. Let me ask you another question, because I feel like your rise in popularity and fame really coincided with you going to Sophia Richie's wedding, which you were going to anyway. I think a lot of people were like, wow, he got famous. And now you have been friends with Sofia Richie living in L.A. Right. And her family and her like in-laws.

So you were at this wedding. That's like the social event of the season. But you're also like having your own moment. Right. Is that weird? What was that like? I just, but like that week was like fairytale land. For you or for the wedding?

For the wedding. It's like I was in like a fairytale. Yeah. So like I wasn't even thinking about that really. You weren't thinking about yourself? No. When I'm at weddings, I like don't. Yeah.

Weirdly enough. I actually feel that. Like when I'm at weddings, I'm like thinking about like love. Like if I ever think about myself, it's like I need a boyfriend. Like, you know what I mean? By the way, with your skyrocket to fame, has that made dating easier or harder? Not easier, not harder. Like it's non-existent, per usual.

But like I'm going on a date tonight. By the way, I feel like we have a lot of really cute gay Jewish toasters. Well. GJTs. HML hit my line. Are you open to the DMs? So fucking open. When this all happened, my dad was like, you know, people are going to start wanting to,

like, hit your line, like, because of, like. Your dad did not say that. No, he, I think he did. Okay. Like, he was, like, because of, like, everything. And I'm like, okay. Like, ew. Like, hit my line.

But actually. Like, but, like, do it. Not, like, none. hit my line. But actually. Like, but like do it. Not like none. None. None. All right. Well, maybe you haven't like put out that you're open for business.

I'm literally so open for business. I'm about to go into foreclosure. Yeah. He's open for business. He spreads his legs. Like for anyone and anything. For anyone and anything. Love that for you.

So now let me ask you a question. You're, you're rocking out. You're blowing up. Who's the most famous person who follows you on social media? Okay. I was actually thinking about this the other day. And Sophia the most famous person who follows you on social media? Okay. I was actually thinking about this the other day. And Sofia Richie doesn't count because you are friends with her in real life.

Yes. I would say Emma Roberts. That's a good one. No, that was the one where I was like, you're fucking lying. That's a really good one. Yeah. Emma Roberts or Sophie Turner. Today's episode is brought to you by Lululemon.

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because she was spotted out multiple times going to dinner with Taylor Swift leaving Taylor Swift's apartment handing her kids over and putting them in a car all wearing your merch yeah do you want to know the story uh I do I kind of I think I know the story but the toaster was one okay so basically when all this little stuff first happened with me the Jonas the Jonas Brothers duetted my stuff oh I remember with the coke with the coke yeah and so like I worked with them and when i when i worked with them joe was like actually you know who showed me you was my wife was my wife and i was like you're my sophie and um he facetimed her oh wow when he and his i saw like i'm such a like a i'm such like a nosy bitch like i was like looking at the contact name it was like wifey oh

that's like chuggy. Yeah. But like cute. Cute. No, happy for them. Even though. Yeah. No longer. Yeah.

Oh my God. Rest in peace. Yeah. RIP. And I was like, hi. She was like, oh my God.

Like dah, dah, dah. And I was like freaking out. So when I sent the Jonas Brothers merch, um, I, I said,

I, I included one for Sophie. Right. Just like smart. Just to just include one. Never thought she'd get it. Let alone wear it to dinner with Taylor Swift. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, I woke up the next day and someone texted me like I could I could have sworn this is Puss Casino. And I was like, holy fuck. That's so crazy. Because it is Puss Casino. And it always will be. Puss Casino. That's so crazy.

Oh, my God. It was. I still get like butterflies chills thinking about it. Okay. I'm obsessed with that. Like that. And she's out with Taylor Swift. Yeah.

And I'm like, I'm like wondering like. If Taylor got cold. Like would she give it to her? Did Taylor ask? Why the fuck does your hoodie say Puss Casino? It's really a conversation starter if you think about it. Yeah. But like, but then it was like around her waist.

Maybe Taylor didn't notice. Like, I'm just like. No, that's a lot. It's like a lot for like my brain to like wrap around. It's a lot for one person to go through. Yeah. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. No, like it her waist. Maybe Taylor didn't notice. Like, I'm just like, no, that's a lot. It's like a lot for like my brain to like wrap around. It's a lot for one person to go through. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. No, like it's fine.

Like, like I said, happy for you, but also jealous. Right. Okay. So your job here today is to join me in the past five stories. I've never been more excited.

Now let me tell you the stories. They're not amazing. Okay. They're not groundbreaking, but I mean, yeah, we'll make it groundbreaking. We'll make it groundbreaking.

And to me, like any opportunity to steer the conversation into talking about things that I love, Taylor Swift. Yes. That's fabulous. So Jake, I have a question for you. Okay. Are you ready for the past five stories? I'm so fucking ready for the past five stories.

Let's fucking go. First story, of course, we have to talk about Taylor. And for those who are like, stop talking about Taylor. No. And there's only one story. So just calm down. The ratings are in at the Chiefs Jets game. Oh, OK.

So they have hit a new high for the regular season. Twenty seven million people tuned into that game on Sunday, making her second week cheering on Travis Kelsey. So the game featuring the Kansas City Chiefs versus the New York Jets averaged approximately twenty seven million viewers, making it the most watched Sunday show since the Super Bowl on Fox in February. The power of fucking Swifties. It's so crazy. I will say it also like I don't know how sports ratings work.

Right. Because I watched it. I'm trying to get into football like for Taylor. Yeah. Last night I watched another football game. Oh. It was so boring. It's so boring.

Oh my God. There was like nobody famous on the team. And one team was so much better than the other that it wasn't even like a competition. Yeah it's like why am I watching? And everyone was like kind of being bad at their jobs. Like catch the ball. I was confused. So compared to the I went to the game on Sunday. It was actually so interesting. Like there were so many different celeb players of course like Travis but then the whole Aaron Rodgers. Patrick. There was a lot of celebrity energy. Right. And both teams were playing so good till the very end we were like who's gonna win? Who's gonna lose? So maybe that would have made the ratings high anyway. Patrick. There was a lot of celebrity energy. And both teams were playing so good. Till the very end, we were like, who's going to win? Who's going to lose?

So maybe that would have made the ratings high anyway. No, it's Taylor. It's Taylor. It's fucking Taylor. I walked into, well, Brett always watches football, but I walked in to Brett watching and I was like, what are you doing? And she's like, well, I'm watching for Taylor. Yeah, of course.

And I'm like, honestly, yeah. Yeah. What are your thoughts? Now the NFL is getting like a little bit criticized for how they're interacting with this whole Taylor Swift saga on social media,

like changing their bio, making like their Twitter banner pictures of Taylor, making a lot of TikToks, the MCs during the games. Like, what are your thoughts on it? Like, are they going too far? I think it's like a little much.

I think like, what the fuck are they supposed to do? Like, everyone's talking about it. This is uncharted territory. First of all, it's uncharted territory. fuck are they supposed to do? Like I know everyone's talking about it. If they didn't charter territory, if they, it's first of all, it's uncharted territory. And if they didn't do it, everyone would be like, Oh my God, the NFL should have lent into the Swifties more. Yeah. They know what I mean? They should be leading in, but I do think they're taking it like a tad far. Like I think they're forgetting that they're the NFL, like a major billion dollar media company who is successful with and without Taylor.

And I love that they're getting involved. But now it just feels like a little much. It does. But why do I kind of love that they're forgetting that the NFL because of Taylor Swift? Me too. And I love that like they're kind of bending the knee and like acting like fucking losers for like a girl. Yeah, I love it.

And I love how angry boys are getting about it. Oh my God. So last night at the Giants game, they played, I think during like a timeout, there was a commercial or something on the screens that included Taylor Swift and the entire stadium started to boo. Shut the fuck up. And the Giants lost by 30 points. And so when you're toxic and negative, like you

get out what you put in. That is disgusting. It's disgusting. It makes me so mad. Like first of all, we're only talking about your loser-y ass team because of Taylor Swift. Boo, Wayne. First of all, you're welcome. Second of all, we're only talking about your loser-y ass team because of Taylor. Boo, Wayne. First of all, you're welcome. Second of all,

your team sucks. Why don't you focus on that, bitch? First of all, and second of all, if you watch Miss Americana, which the entire country has, you know that

at the 2009 VMAs, she thought everyone was booing her, so that's incredibly triggering. Yeah. Also, like, I just don't, I don't,

I don't get it. What are you not, oh, you're gonna pretend like blank space doesn't fucking slap't I don't get it what are you not oh you're gonna pretend like blank space doesn't fucking slap no I'm so sick honestly like people pretending

like all this hoopla for Taylor is not warranted it is so god damn warranted honestly I think we should be doing more we should be doing more

and she deserves like people forget like people are like sitting here acting like Taylor Swift like she has been at this since she was 12 years old. Yeah.

Lest we forget. Lest we forget. Like, 20 years. Like, she was meeting every single fan, fucking writing every single song. 14-hour meet and greets. She has worked her fucking ass off for this moment right here. Like, let her have it. Let her have it.

And just, like, this whole philosophy, and I think it's mostly by like men who are very dismissive of Taylor Swift as an artist, a person, and also like the culture and the fandom around her. Being like, oh work you're crazy or like you're just obsessed with her. She's just blonde and tall. Like it they minimize it. It really actually bothers me because I I can speak for my own personal experience and I think a lot of Swiftiess can like just the testament to like her work. It's so powerful. It's so good.

She does it all herself. Like they just act like it's like flip. They're very flippant about it. And it's like, you know, teenage girls. Right. Shrieking for no reason.

Like fuck off. Well, teenage girls shriek for the Beatles too. Right. And Elvis. Yeah. Like Elvis is overhyped. No,

because he's a boy. David, do you think the Beatles were just too overhyped honestly in the moment they probably would have for sure

because they're dumb and they can't think critically because people undermine I think I saw like Tink say this once like people undermine like female joy

they do and I think also like the even I feel like I remember this with One Direction there was so much hype and like so many

young girls like screaming and you just minimize like young girls and Taylor Swift fans are now of all ages but and like so many young girls like screaming and you just minimize like young girls and taylor swift fans are now of all all ages but they started out as young girls because there were girls who were her age and things that like young girls like enjoy get minimized and diminished and thought of as stupid right but at the end of the day like those young girls are like they're gonna grow up and be adults and they're gonna enjoy the same things that they enjoy so shut up yeah shut up and you know what i think like a lot of the way people act at football is really fucking unreasonable so unreasonable you're

getting arrested at a football game like get therapy you're really no you're starting fights i saw literally this woman beating up another person just from another team why because they like disagreed right like it's like stan twitter getting help physical fight you think we're crazy like i you literally bet you put your fucking family finances into, you put your house in foreclosure. You lose your child's tuition because you're betting on fucking a game. You're putting together fantasy leagues. Like I could go off about NFL.

Right. But I don't because I understand people have their fucking interest. Yes. I understand that. So get a fucking grip, Chad. Oh my God. Yes. You're spitting. No, you just spat. Oh my God. Yes. You're spitting.

No, you just spat. Oh my God. No, but agreed. And also like people forget that like, like people forget how much music Taylor Swift has to her name. Like people forget everything. Everyone just forgets everything. The second like Taylor Swift enters,

she just, people forget everything. They forget everything. They forget the amazing work that she did. Like when she was leaving her music label and she was going to find another label, she got herself the best possible deal, but she would only go to the specific label that would give her terms to all of the artists on their roster at the time. So huge artists like Nicki Minaj, huge artists who are just happened to be at the label that she chose are getting better streaming deals and getting better

revenue shares because she's not a selfless, a selfish person, like she does. She's so charitable and she's not annoying about person. She's not. Like she does, she's so charitable and she's not annoying about it the way that other people are. Like I'm just really tired of having to explain myself. Wait, same. Like I'm tired of saying

the same thing ever, which is that she's the biggest superstar in the world and she's also like somewhat, she's relatable. No, and let's like stop pretending like it's this like mysterious anomaly why she is the biggest star in the world.

Like she's incredibly talented. Nobody questioned the Beatles. Nobody. So like stop. Also, this is just like my favorite thing about her and like people like the like I don't just love her because she makes a fucking banger I love her because I've never seen someone be so confident in their own creativity and like exert it with such like confidence and power it like makes me want to like be creative in my own right and like she is such a hard worker and then she like treats all those around her well like the fucking bonuses she gave to those drivers that drive her fucking tour like dancers on the tour and like did you see that fucking like talk show clip that resurfaced where they were like i mean you

know backup singers don't have health insurance and she was like well mine do yep like obsessed obsessed she's here for a reason and I'm done defending it. No, I'm done. And I like how we're like defending ourselves and nobody's coming at us right now. Yeah. We're just preparing. We're preparing because. This is the life of a true Swifty.

It is the life of a true Swifty. Like I remember in college, people would be like, what? Like, oh my God, you guys are like sick for her. And now you are. I love to see people eating their words. Yeah. And now you are. I love to see people eating their words. Yeah. And now you are. And now we've said it.

Yeah. And now we've said it. All right. Are you ready for our next story, which is not about Taylor, but it kind of is. I'm sure we'll find a way to draw back. So Beyonce's in final talks

to release her Renaissance concert film in a similar deal to Taylor Swift through AMC Theaters following Taylor Swift's deal with them. So a film based on Beyonce's smash hit Renaissance world tour is in advanced talks to distribute directly with AMC Theaters, sources with's deal with them. So a film based on Beyonce's smash hit Renaissance world tour is in advanced talks to distribute directly with AMC Theaters, sources with knowledge of the project told Variety.

So CIA held preliminary talks with major studios and streamers two weeks ago, urging the players to be ready to bid on the project that the icon has been developing for years, one that not only includes the top grossing 2023 live show of the Renaissance tour, but parts of what people have been waiting for, the visual album for Renaissance. I'm so excited. And a documentary style account

of the making of the record and building out the tour. I'm sure Blue Ivy's cameo will be like a big part of that. I'm very excited. They're saying it'll come out December 1st. The Renaissance World Tour is expected to gross close to $560 million

in ticket sales. And the Beyonce deal is following on the heels of the taylor swift one which is hers is more of a straightforward concert film based on the the era's tour whereas beyonce's is more like a conglomerate of things i'm fucking hyped for that a visual album um the terms for taylor's if our deal are known to be incredibly favorable she self-financed her project and she'll take home more than half of the ticket receipts. Beyonce will receive the same arrangement, stands to pocket more than 50% of the worldwide grossing. An insider added the industry is trafficking Taylor Swift's AMC

experiment to open up north of $100 million in October. Do you have tickets? Yeah, I have tickets. When did you get tickets for? Friday. Okay, so I got tickets for Friday night. Me too, Friday night. And I didn't get like amazing seats. Uh-huh. So I also bought Saturday at noon. And when everyone was buying tickets on Friday night, I was like, the thing was panicking and freezing and fucking refreshing. So I just went to Saturday and it was completely open.

And I kind of like love a Saturday matinee. I love a Saturday matinee. And then I just got invited to a party on Friday night. So I think I'm not going to go to my Friday night. So if anybody wants my tickets, like just DM me. I'll send them to you. You can have them for free. Like I don't want bad seats. Right. You know, can I just say I love

this era of concert films in theaters? It does feel like we're moving backwards. Like where were you in the One Direction concert movie came out? Cause my ass was in the theater. Really? Yeah. I just remember like Justin Bieber's Never Say Never in theaters. Of course. I think I believe I saw Katy Perry's part of me in theaters as well. I've never seen that. Okay. So one of the running jokes here on the toast is that like there's four celebrity documentaries that I talk about endlessly. Yes. And Katy Perry's Part of Me is one of them. It's one of the best ones.

I know. Celebrity documentaries got to a point where we don't need to hear from you all the time. All the time. No offense, Shawn Mendes, Wonder. Like that was not good. He has a documentary. Yeah. It was on Netflix.

It was called Wonder. It was like part documentary, part concert. And like it was bad. And we just didn't need it people got a little too comfortable sharing with us honestly we're okay

and there are a few examples of the bad ones and Katy Perry's is an example of the good one so is Gaga 5'2 you know I've never seen that in full and I'm like the biggest

Gaga fan and I've never seen it in full it's one of the she's preparing for the Super Bowl it's so good I like a documentary that's like different

like focusing on one specific I feel like every celebrity documentary like gives us like shit we don't need like I like a documentary that's like different, like focusing on one specific. I feel like every celebrity documentary like gives us like shit we don't need. Like I like how Gaga's focused on like a two week period where she's getting ready for what is probably

the biggest concert of her life. Like I like the specificity of it. And you know who makes a great documentary? Who? Beyonce. She does. I loved Homecoming.

Loved Homecoming. Life is but a dream. Which is the HBO one where she's singing in the back of the car. And she sings Yellow with Jay-Z. Yes, but on the boat. Yeah.

But when she's singing Listen from Dreamgirls. Yes. I think she was about to perform it on like Oprah or something. That's one of the, like when I get drunk and sit around with my friends on YouTube and we like watch dumb videos, I'm like, we need to watch that one. I also do the first time Fifth Harmony ever sang together when they were, when they were a band called Lylas at Simon Cowell's house and Marc Anthony is like so blown away by Camila Cabello's vocals.

Yeah. There's like a few YouTube videos that like give me chills. Ooh, I have like a few go-tos like that. What are they? Like, well, similar. You know when Beyonce sings Halo Acoustic and she's like on the drums? Yes. Yes.

That's one. Another one is. Oh, another one is 1989 tour when Taylor Swift brought out Mary J. Blige to sing. You said I'd never be a leader yeah so good and i will aside from youtube videos my go-to is miss americana so good just because like i'm like i quote it it's easy i fall asleep to it whatever but like as far as like youtube video goes i honestly watch a lot of like vine compilations i love that a lot of people don't know the 1989 world Tour, which was released exclusively on Apple Music and then scrubbed from the internet forever, is on YouTube.

It is. I watch it every time I get drunk. Of all the movies Taylor has put out, 1989, we had Reputation, we have Miss Americana. What is your favorite work of film, film work that Taylor's released? Miss Americana. Miss Americana. Just because, like, I'm pretty sure she did. There's this moment in Miss Americana where she,

where it's like, it's showing her, I love how it just shows her rise. So it's like showing how the crowd changes. And she's like, I had everything I ever wanted. And she's like standing proud and tall. And you just like, and it's the entire crowd for 1989. And it's just like, oh my God, like I know it's kind of a puff piece. Like I know it's kind of like, obviously she had creative control.

But can I tell you my favorite moment in Miss Americana? Yeah. She's driving a Toyota. I know. A little unrealistic, honestly. Like I'm not buying it when she goes to her mom's house. Yeah. But I also love when she's going to her mom's house because you kind of see the real her she's like standing like

this watching tv and she's like I'm like I like will live and die for like if Andrea Swift has one fan it's me if Andrea Swift has zero fans I'm dead no dad I love her I fucking love that whole family me too I don't really feel like I know Austin at all yeah okay now that's like veering away from the story you were saying how like it's crazy how everyone's going now like doing ticketed theaters instead of streamers. I prefer the ticketed theaters because okay well I remember. Do you think it has to do with the strike or it's because they're getting more money? No I think it's because

they're getting more money. And I think it's because like they're realizing. I think like after I honestly think after the pandemic they were like wait people like the theaters. Oh my god I thought people like streaming. We missed it. Yeah everyone missed it. So now everyone's going back to theaters and Billie Eilish did a concert film. On Apple TV, right?

No, yes, but she also did like the Happier Than Ever tour in theaters. Oh. And her fans were like, there's like these viral videos of like her fans like screaming and jumping up and down

like in the theater, which is obviously going to be Taylor Swift and Beyonce fans. Yeah, I feel like it's going to be a little annoying to be at the Aris tour. I'm scared. No, I like, I want to sit back and enjoy it.

Maybe you can hum. But I think people are going to be standing up dancing. I mean, there's going to be a lot. Honestly, I find it really annoying. I just want to enjoy. Right. We're not at a concert. We're in a civilized theater.

You know what I'm so excited for? What? To see in high quality the fucking opening. I know. Chills. Lover. Do you ever go back and just watch your videos from the Aris tour on your phone? I barely took videos.

Good for you. I barely took videos. Which shows did you go to? I went to. Vegas. Vegas. And then I went three nights in a row in LA. Nice.

And I got the fucking sickest surprise songs. No, I did. No. What did you do? What did you fucking get again? I was so angry. When I was in Nashville, I got. fucking sickest surprise songs. No, I did. No. What did you do? What did you fucking get again? I was so angry. When I was in Nashville, I got. Talk about jealousy.

I talk about 15. I got 15. No. And Abigail was in the crowd. And Abigail was in the crowd and she changed the lyrics. And then I got. What was the second one? It was it was 1989.

Oh, out of the woods. That's not fair. And then in New York, I got Getaway Car. And Maroon. That, by the way. And then in the second night, I got Getaway Car and Maroon that by the way and then in the second night I got Holy Ground yep

and then one I think I peed during it I think it might have been I think it might have been False God I think it was False God yeah what did you get

I got okay so my first one I got Our Song which was like cute cute cute

I want Maroon everyone knows like I want fucking maroon. And then the second one was like snow on the beach. Cute. Cute. Cute. It was good.

She was like talking about Lana, which was exciting, but Lana like wasn't there. Didn't come. Yeah. I was like, okay. And then what about LA? LA. Okay. If I'm remembering correctly, the first night I got dressed.

It's good. No, it was. It's good. I'm not even the biggest dress stand but she didn't i love it when she doesn't introduce it she just goes our sacred moments yeah no because when she doesn't introduce it it's because there's so much to be said yeah carly oh carly right carly was there on night three oh yeah that was crazy in the stands and then apparently she got moved i don't know we'll talk about what happened at my show kate upton was sitting right behind me. And I'm like, what are you doing here, girl?

Like, get down there. And did she move? And then Molly Ringwald, we were right in front of the celebrity tent. So I was just watching everybody come in and out. Molly Ringwald appeared

to be on the phone with Kate Upton and like had her escorted down. Okay. Not Molly Ringwald, saving the day. Saving, STD. STD.

STD. Saving the day. Saving the day. But I got dressed. I'm trying to remember. I got King of My Heart, which was fucking insane. That's really hard for me. Yeah, it was fucking insane.

What else did I get? Oh, and then I got New Romantics and New Year's Day. New Romantics. Yeah, which was, I mean, it was fucking amazing. What show got Evermore? All my waves are being crossed. Is there a line that we can just go across? And when I was shipwrecked

I thought I'd be there So good Oh I got Exile Which was good It was sick and the crowd was singing The crowd was singing her part back to her It was fucking sickening The Eros tour was the best nights of my life

That was like I was like my my Coachella. I'm like, night three, like, gotta go. Yeah, literally Coachella. Yeah, it was Coachella. And like also 1989 Taylor's version is coming out on my birthday. Not to be like pitting women against women, but whose movie do you think will make more money, Beyonce's or Taylor's?

It's really hard to know. I don't know. I don't know because their tours are so neck and neck. Yeah. But you know that they both like basically saved the economy. I know. I do think it'll be more about like behaviors in like Taylor Swift fans. Or like who's more likely to go to the theater?

Taylor Swift fans or Beyonce fans? I think both of them. Yeah. I think both of them. They honestly, if I have to name the two most loyal and dedicated fan bases, it's the Beehive and the Swifties. And the Toasters. And the Toasters.

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Our next story I'm so fucking obsessed with like I could vomit. Kim Cattrall is stripping down in shapewear for a new campaign for Skims. So, and just like that. There is a new campaign every week for Skims. It's so true. But you know what? If they keep slaying the talent department, like I'm okay with it. Right.

It doesn't feel repetitive and it doesn't feel annoying yet. Yeah, they had ice ice. That was cool. They just get such good people when they got the two girls from White Lotus so quickly after White Lotus blew up. They do a really good job. So the Sex and the City star, who's 67, stripped down for Kim Kardashian's latest shapewear campaign, striking a pose in some of the label's most loved styles.

So like, who cares about the skims? I'm just like obsessed with this partnership. I'm obsessed with Kim Cattrall like getting her flowers. Yeah. Oh, she should. I feel like so in defense of Kim Cattrall at all times, because when it comes to the reboot, like I know if everybody's mad at you times because when it comes to the reboot like I know if everybody's mad at you like you're usually the problem but I don't know I feel like Kim Cattrall

was wronged I feel like so wronged I don't know I don't know I don't have any insider information and I don't have any proof I just really feel like Kim Cattrall like I could see a world in which Sarah Jessica Parker like was a bitch um yeah and I can see I mean like it's like Kim Cattrall, like from what I've seen, I haven't like, I'm not like the most dedicated sex in the city watcher, but like what? She was the funniest one. She, like the thing is, I think the show was like Sarah Jessica Parker show and Kim Cattrall got like a role and she made the most of it. Yeah.

And I think for many people, she was the best character. She was far and away the best actress. Right. She had like the most interesting storylines. And honestly, like in this modern age, she's kind of like the most modern woman, you know? She was a business owner. She was very sexually free, very gender fluid almost when it came to her partners.

Like she was that bitch and she made the most out of her role. And I think like there definitely became competition when it was supposed to be Carrie's show. And if you watch the show, like Carrie's the fucking worst. Like we hate Carrie. She's a terrible friend, a terrible business person,

like not even a good writer. And Kim Cattrall like was that bitch Samantha is the best part of the show there's no question about it so I think like the dynamics on set were probably really toxic and I'm sure you know everybody's truth is their own right but I I stand with Kim Cattrall I always stand with Kim Cattrall she's everything and you know Patricia Field who like is responsible for all the styling on the original show and like the iconic looks. She left with Kim Cattrall. Oh, then that says the most. I know.

The thing is, I go where Pat goes. They call her Pat. Uh-huh. I stand with Pat. Well, did you see? I mean, obviously you probably saw Kim's cameo. It was the most we need to convince people we don't have beef. So let me pay you a bag to like film a scene completely separate from me.

On the other side of the country. On the other side of the country. Yeah. And I watched her on The View talking about it. And she was like, I said, you know, I didn't want to do it. And, you know, they offered me. And I was like, you know what? Sure. But I'm only doing it if Pat comes back for this episode.

That's fucking loyalty. So like the thing is, there's more to this story. And I'm just not going to let it brush under like Kim Cattrall wanted more money. Kim Cattrall was jealous. I think there's more. So people like Skims platforming Kim Cattrall. I am here for her. Here. Because I think she was done dirty. I really there's more. So people like Skims platforming Kim Cattrall. I am here for her because I think she was done dirty.

I really do. I also think so. And lest we not forget, she plays the iconic role of Britney Spears' mother in the movie Crossroads. Like she's an enormous talent. She is so wildly talented.

She's funny. She's a good actress. I have always fucking loved Kim Cattrall and I haven't ever really been the biggest Sex and the City fan. That's so interesting. I feel like you would like it. I know. You're from New York, right? I know, but I'm liking, when I watch TV, I'm liking alien documentaries and sci-fi stuff. Really?

Yeah, I know. What are you watching right now? Okay, I'm watching this show called Encounters, which is really bad. Okay. It's really, really bad. I appreciate the honesty. And it's like, I'm like, if I'm watching a show about aliens, convince me. Convince me they exist. You want to be convinced. I understand that. Because I'm watching a show about aliens, like convince me. Convince me they exist. You want to be convinced. I understand that. Because I'm not convinced. You're not convinced.

No. But I'm also watching this show called Invasion, also about aliens. Oh, you need help. I need so much help. You have the best laugh. Like it kind of scares me. Really? I don't see it coming and it's so loud.

I'm like obsessed with it. That's like my real hardcore laugh. No, I'm so honored. You've done it like four times. Because you're fucking hysterical. I love you. I love you. I love you. But I'm watching Invasion You've done it like four times. Yeah, because you're fucking hysterical. I love you. I love you. I love you.

But I'm watching Invasion. What else am I watching? I'm watching, well, it's off the air right now, but Yellow Jackets. Oh, I heard that's like very disturbing. It is so disturbing. It is so good. Really? Like talk about like actors being like pushed to their limits.

Oh, I love that. Yeah, like you know what I mean? Like fuck, like they had to like prepare for this episode where like she gave birth in the woods. I love. Like, sorry, spoiler alert, but like whatever. Who gives birth? No kidding. Like, I honestly what I mean? Like, fuck. Like, they had to, like, prepare for this episode where, like, she gave birth in the woods. I love. Like, sorry, spoiler alert, but, like, whatever. Who gives birth? No kidding.

Like, I honestly forget the name. But I'm watching Yellow Jackets. What else am I watching? Invasion, Yellow Jackets. Do you want to act? Is that, like, one of your goals? Yes. Okay.

Do you want to do, like, an improv? Okay. Okay. Like, with you. Yeah, no, when I was at camp, we had, like, in the, like, the drama crew, like, they would put on a play. And, like, so every now and then we'd have to Yeah, no, when I was at camp, we had like, it was like the drama crew, like they would put on a play and like so every now and then we'd have to do like drama exercises.

Okay, so one of the exercises is you guys are going to give us, you're going to give us a location. Like tell us where we are, like a coffee shop, a restaurant, something like that. And you're going to give us a word. Okay, you're at Erewhon.

We're at Erewhon, okay. Say that again. The bill. The bill. Okay. Can you believe dinner last night that like nobody offered to pay the bill except for me? Well, yes, I actually can believe it because we were at a grocery store. Right, right.

But, like, I understand because, you know, it's so interesting almost because it's, like, a grocery store but dinner all in one, which I guess hasn't been done before. No, I'm, like, a really thin person, and I feel like Erewhon is for thin people. And I just go in there, and I feel really, like Erewhon is for thin people and I just go in there and I feel really like excited to be around other thin people. A hundred percent. It's also like I could eat the mac and cheese and feel like it's good for me. You want to know an actually fun fact about me? Yes. I've never been to Erewhon. Ever? Ever.

It's really not for me. Like it's like a healthy grocery store. But like I get, I am like very like, I get the same thing every single time we're not even acting. No, I know. We like, I get the same thing every single time. We're not even acting. No, I know. We're not even acting because we're so authentic.

We're so authentic. We're method acting. What do you get from Erewhon? Okay. You're going to be like, ew, it's actually not bad. The keto pork stir fry. No, I understand. I'm not keto.

I'm a Jew, first of all. No, it's not keto. It's just like spicy pork. Okay. And then I get a side of white rice. Okay. I'm kind of a rice aficionado. Oh, the most.

Rice is my number one favorite food. And I'm very particular about what types of rice. Like rice pilaf. No, thank you. I don't need peas in my rice. You don't like rice pilaf? No. What kind of rice?

Like rate the rice at Erewhon. They only have one. Oh, actually, no. They have multiple rice. They have cilantro rice. I'll live with it, but I'll pick around the cilantro. Oh, it's not my fave. And then they have jasmine rice. fave And then they have Jasmine rice

Love And then they have Fried rice So I would actually go Jasmine rice Fried rice Cilantro rice Okay

You know Fun fact Before I started Past that put It was initially Going to be A rice review account Okay

I would have subscribed I would have been Your first follower I love rice You want to know What my latest Obsession with rice is Yeah

Rice with truffle oil And soy sauce Okay first of all Rice with soy sauce like at a sushi restaurant like i grew up in the city and like the everything the cool thing to do was like go get sushi and like i don't like sushi so i was right i was it was more like haru because i was an uptown love haru love haru i would always order just like a bowl of white rice edamame and like douse my rice and soy sauce it's literally like a delicacy. It's so good. You have to put the right amount of soy sauce on.

Yeah. If you overdo it, it could start to taste like. Soup. Like alcohol. Yeah. Alcohol soy sauce soup. Yeah. It's like too much.

It's too much. Also a teriyaki sauce on your rice. Oh, fuck. You need to try the truffle oil and soy sauce. Okay. Well, here's the thing. I'm coming to LA in like two weeks. Uh-huh.

And I think that you should take me to Erewhon. Wait. Holy shit. Okay. You heard it here first. I you should take me to Erwan. Wait. Holy shit. Okay. You heard it here first. I'm not letting you bail on this. This is happening.

No, no. We're going. Maybe I'll vlog it for our Patreon. Like I need to try like a smoothie, right? Yeah. But like I don't like

like juice. Can I be honest? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I once. Okay. You know when you like

throw up from something but it's not because of it. It's just like you throw it up. It just like you throw it up. It was when you threw it up. Yeah. The truffle pizza from Serafina. I threw it up on the side of Montauk Highway and Ben always orders it.

It's called the pizza de Sofia. It's like a truffle like sandwich pizza. With the white stuff in the middle. When I smell it, I'm on. That's kind of rude of him to do that. No, I'm on route 27 dry heaving out of a cab. Wait, that's like mean of him to do that. I know.

He doesn't care either. That's rude because it's so traumatizing. It is. I threw up. I got back from a trip and I got Air One and I got the Hailey Bieber smoothie just because I was like fucking thirsty and or whatever they're calling it now. It's strawberry glaze. Right.

And I got it and it was good. But then I also got the tuna sandwich. I'm going to puke. The tuna sandwich. The tuna sandwich or the, not the tuna sandwich, the sushi sandwich. Because I was like, I want a smoothie and I want the fucking sushi sandwich.

Later that night I obviously threw up for five hours. Yeah of course. And I threw up the smoothie and the tuna sandwich so I can no longer have smoothies

or eat sushi from marijuana or have smoothies. The only smoothie I can have is the peanut butter blast. The only smoothie I can have is a milkshake

and I love milkshakes so much. I fucking love milkshakes. I can only have smoothies when they taste like milkshakes. Have you ever had Sonic? Never. I've been desperate to go. Okay.

So I had never had it, but we filmed a mukbang and we were like going to places and there was a Sonic. I'm like, let's go to Sonic. What if we just went to Sonic? And I didn't really know much about the menu there, but it's really like a drinks place. They have a ton of stuff, but they're known for, they do like crazy collab drinks, like Dr. Pepper Slushie. They have milkshakes. They have regular shakes. So we got like an Oreo milkshake, a Reese's smoothie. It was so fucking good. We also got a soft pretzel. It was the best thing I ever had in my life.

I love soft pretzels. Sonic. And it was such a clean. Like I had been to like four fast food restaurants that day. Oh, no, they're nice. Like just because we were doing a mukbang. This one was so – Jackie was pregnant. So like I was the one who had to like run in.

And she was locked in the car. And like I would run in and get the food. It was so annoying. Wait, I like I was the one who had to like run in and she was locked in the car and like I would run in and get the food. It was so annoying. Wait, I thought they brought it to you on roller skates. Not in the city. They have Sonic's here?

It was in Queens. I don't know if there's one in the borough of Manhattan but I think when you go to a Sonic in like a proper neighborhood, yeah, they'll roll it out to you. So let's go in LA.

Let's go in LA. Will you drive me? I don't like. I don't drive. You don't? We were talking about that Jackie doesn't you drive me I don't like I don't drive you don't we were talking about that Jackie doesn't drive either I can't I'll crash

why where'd you grow up New York in the suburbs no in Washington Heights okay so you wouldn't drive in Washington Heights no I like

yeah my dad drove me to school every day okay and I just can't drive like my dad's like the most stereotypical like Jewish dad like he's like scared

like of me like leaving the house so like I guess it's like stereotypical Jewish mom but like same thing same. Like he's like scared of like of me like leaving the house. So like I guess it's like stereotypical Jewish mom but like it's him. Same thing.

Same thing. And he is like scared of like me to like experience the world. And so it honestly makes my life easier because I don't have to fucking learn

how to drive. And you have to like pay for parking in a car. Yeah pay for parking like I'll just Uber. Okay I mean I I drive now. I don't really need to

I never drive because I'm in the city also Ben drives me around. But imagine living in LA it's like a little debilitating. I never drive because I'm in the city. Also, Ben drives me around. But imagine living in LA. It's like a little debilitating. It is. But like I'm always with my friends and they all drive. Oh, that's true.

That's what's so nice about having roommates. Yeah. Roommates and friends. Like that's what I'm saying. Like I have five friends. Each one of those five friends drives. Okay. And so we're going to Erwan when I'm in LA.

Yeah. Okay. Do they have chicken fingers? They do. They're not my fave. Well, they're not like chicken fingers. They're like healthy? They're like, it's like, I don't know.

I don't know. It's not my fave. Okay. Some people love them. Some people love them. You know what's really good there is the gluten-free mac and cheese. Why it got to be gluten-free? I don't know, but it doesn't taste it.

Do they have mac and cheese period, regular? No, it's only gluten-free mac and cheese. Like that's so Erewhon and that's why it's not for me. I know, but it's so good. Like you'll go and be like, okay, this slaps. That was a great question. Great like thought-provoking conversation. Yeah, it was honestly so easy because we didn't even act.

We just like started talking. And scene. Good work, everybody. All right, are you ready for our next story? I am. Pamela Anderson has gotten makeup free at Paris Fashion Week and Jamie Lee Curtis is losing her goddamn mind about it. Sorry.

Jamie Lee Curtis loses her mind over anything and everything. No, it's so true. She kind of needs to reel it in. Ha ha! I'm sorry. Oh my God, I'm dying. I love your laugh. Okay, Pamela Anderson is leaving her mark.

At least that's a sentiment Jamie Lee Curtis recently shared. Sure. So it really was pretty fabulous that Pamela Anderson went to like a big time fashion week event and did not wear a single stitch of makeup. Jamie Lee Curtis posted a photo of Pamela without the makeup and she goes like this in all caps. The natural beauty revolution has officially begun. Pamela Anderson in the middle of fashion week with so many pressures and postures and this

woman showed up and claimed her seat at the table with nothing on her face. I am so impressed and floored by this act of courage and rebellion. Now, let me say something. I love to see a woman supporting another woman. Right. But to make such a big deal out of someone not wearing makeup and calling it courageous and rebellious, like. It's giving.

Do you know that commercial of Jennifer Aniston and the kid who has cancer? Yes. And he's like, my mom says I'm the most beautiful boy in the world. She goes, I love your confidence. Yeah. Like, that's what that's giving. You know, like, to remark so hugely. Right.

And use such big words like courageous and rebellion. Like, you making it such a big deal is making, it's really not courageous to wear makeup. Right. To not wear makeup. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. And Pamela Anderson did it and she did like she looks fabulous she looks fucking fabulous I will say well Jamie Lee Curtis's sentiment it makes me giggle I agree with it like yeah it's like awesome and like I fucking love that Pamela Anderson who was like this huge bombshell bombshell in the 90s or 80s or whatever like like the 30s yeah like whenever is now coming out and it's like you want me back you want me to be this fucking bombshell in the 90s or 80s or whatever, like. Like the 30s. Yeah, like whenever.

Is now coming out and is like, you want me back? You want me to be this fucking bombshell? I'm going to come back on my own terms. I think it's so cool. I think it's so cool too. I'm rewatching The Nanny. Uh-huh. Which is one of the great joys of my life and I cannot recommend it enough.

Like it's the best sitcom. And the amount of celebrity cameos they have on there is so crazy. So I was watching last night. Celine Dion was on an episode. What? The one I watched last night had Roseanne Barr watching last night. Celine Dion was on an episode. What? The one I watched last night had Roseanne Barr, Celine Dion. Elizabeth Taylor was on an episode. Wait, what?

Crazy cameos. And Pamela Anderson, she's kind of like a recurring character. She comes on on three different episodes, like in three different seasons. She plays Heather Biblo, the woman Fran's fiance left her for. And she's so amazing. And I really forget, because that was like a little bit before my time, and I didn't watch like Baywatch growing up. It really,

it was the 80s. I really forget her impact and I think that's why her documentary that came, that's a good documentary. That's a fucking sick documentary. That, I think that's why

it was so powerful because like there's a whole generation of people, us included, like who didn't grow up with Pamela Anderson and didn't really understand like her impact

on like the beauty standard and what she went through in the sex tape. I watched Pam and Tommy, the Hulu show. How was? it was amazing and it was really upsetting okay i need to watch the whole thing happened pamela was like pregnant she experienced a miscarriage because she was so stressed out people were extorting her for money her documentary ended up making like millions of millions i mean not her documentary her sex tape

ended up making like millions and what she didn't see a cent not a cent because penthouse like bought it illegally like so fucked up it was so fucked up and she went through all of that like we know the stories of the girls of our generation like kim and paris but we don't know like really she like pamela anderson was a trailblazer and like she went through it and nobody was on her side at the time right because people were like ew even the show that i watched pam and tommy was made without her consent and she was very vocal in not wanting i remember this i remember that wanted people not to watch it even though i do think it made her look really good right I remember this. And she wanted people not to watch it. Even though I do think it made her look really good and sympathetic. I think she wanted people

to hear it on the Netflix documentary which was really popular. Totally got that by the way. That's like a business woman thinking. Yeah and so now she's again like doing the most for women wearing no makeup to Paris Fashion Week

and really looking stunning. Yeah she looks gorgeous. She's just such a natural beauty too. Yeah she really is and she's like such a mom. It's so crazy. Like she's had so many eras of her life

and then like I love when things in pop culture don't make sense and one of the things that like makes no sense to me is like or just like that connects is like her son was a cast member on the Hills New Beginnings reality show. Yeah.

What? She was on it. Brandon. And he was one of the ones one of her sons who was like one of the filmmakers on the documentary. Oh.

Yeah so it's just like an inner circle Hollywood thing that I loved. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I loved that. Love that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am.

It's about one of my favorite things in the world. And I'm curious what your thoughts are. Do you play pickleball? I don't. And I was literally just saying the other day, I don't fucking get it. Okay, but have you played? No. That's why you don't get it.

Okay, can you explain, please? Because I really don't. Like, everyone's treating pickleball like, first of all, did it just get invented? No, but it's recently popularized. Okay, it's like everyone's like pick a ball pick a ball pick a ball pick a ball i'm like i don't pick a what the thing is for me at least like i love things that are active that don't require me to like run a lot like is that why people like pick a lot so it's like a fabulous workout and it's a really fun game

because it's basically all the fun of tennis without the running the court is i would say a third of the size of a tennis court. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So I could get involved. And you play on a team of two, so there's really like no running involved. And you can do like cyclic trick shots. Like once you learn to play, it's like really fun. But apparently Pickleball is wreaking havoc across the United States. So the game's rapid rise has made for ugly turf wars, furious noise complaints, violence, lawsuits, and even potential criminal charges. How?

So Chuck Line, the city manager in Glendale, Colorado, has said, I have had to go over to our recreational sports center and tell 70-year-old men, if you threaten to hit our sports center director with the paddle again, I'm going to kick you out. This guy never anticipated that his job might include lecturing senior citizens about how to play nicely. But nothing has been off limits since the Picklers began showing up in earnest in the denver is that what they're called though yep a couple months ago a group of fierce competitors all over the age of 60 refused to leave the city's outdoor tennis courts when they were asked by maintenance staff because the scores were the courts were scheduled to be resurfaced the player

stood their ground yelled you can't make us until the cops finally showed up also there's a big problem with pickleball noise complaints how so the ball it's like a waffle ball with the holes in it and when you hit it against your paddle it makes a really annoying popping sound like what and it's a small court so it goes pop pop pop pop pop it's like it's actually really annoying it's like loud too when i play in new york i play in the middle of central park so like it doesn't bother anyone. Right. But in tennis, people are like,

oh. Yeah. So. And they've converted 30% of pickleball courts in the United States, 30% of tennis courts in the United States to pickleball courts.

Oh, it's a revolution. So it's literally, now there's like beef with the tennis and a lot of professional tennis players have been like arguing like build your own courts.

Don't use ours. Like there's a lot of drama. Can I say something? I think that. Yeah. I think that piece is a hit piece by the tennis community. Hot take. You know what?

I could see it. But the thing is people love pickleball and they're not stopping. Like this summer there's I think 15 courts in the middle of Central Park. Good luck getting a time slot. Like it's so fucking popular that the people who own it, they just opened an indoor one in Long Island City for the winter. Like it's so popular. It's only getting more popular.

So like people like the tennis people like need to get a grip. Okay. So you know what we're going to do in LA when we go to Air One? We're also going to play pickleball together. Where do you play in LA? I don't know. Like that. I trust you.

Oh, I'll find out. I trust you. Well, so the one here, it's a chain. They're all over the East Coast called City Pickle. Maybe they have LA location. CP. Not SP. CP.

It's been a long day. It's been, yeah, long. Yeah, I would love to play. It's so much fun. And if you're not athletic, are you athletic? I feel like you're always working out on your Instagram. Oh my God, well, I recently started my workout journey. Me too.

And I'm like loving it. I'm loving it too. Okay, so when you first started working out, were you like crippled by soreness yeah and i never moved but like i thought but i would like tell everyone i was sore like that was like my like i wanted to be sore it was like oh like i'm so sore so i thought the same thing i'm like there's no better feeling than complaining about being sore because that means like you're so active yeah but what i've learned now now i work out like a couple times a week once you're like continuously active like you don't get sore right so like complaining that

you're sore is actually just like making people realize like you're not in shape right and also like it just means you don't stretch and i don't stretch who the fuck has the time no one no i don't have time i first of all my workout journey is was really bad today i was supposed to work out before this obviously i slept through it i don't work out before anything it's always after it's i've also started doing that yeah but i played volleyball in high school so did I really what was your position uh okay bench the thing is like I loved playing volleyball I was on for all four years of high school and my senior year I was on the varsity team and like I was just getting like no respect like yeah I wasn't a captain I sometimes started sometimes didn't I'm like you know what I'm not spending my fucking senior year

being disrespected and I left the team after four years. And of course, that's the year they won the championship. I kind of have volleyball trauma. I also have volleyball trauma because I... Men's volleyball is really crazy. It's crazy. I was libero. What the fuck is that?

Like the short passer. Oh, like the first hit. I was so bad that there was this eighth grader that would not only always obviously play over me in the games because I was benched, but would play over me in practice. Wow. Like that was like, it was bad. So I started just like being like, okay, that's like. It hurts. It hurts.

I'm like, wait, I'm really that bad. Like I took it personally when I wouldn't get like started. Right. And it's like, why would they start me? But the thing is like, I believed I was good. Like I wasn't bad. There were definitely people who were better than me. I wasn't going to be like your first choice, your second choice, your fifth, maybe.

Yeah. Like it was, it was really hurtful. And I started to take it personally and I did. And I'll stand by this. I do believe my coach had something against me. And like, I know that she did. So it was part, like maybe I didn't deserve to be like a hundred percent a starter all the time, but she definitely had it, had it out for me it out for me and I took my power back and I quit the team

I definitely started misbehaving by the end of it as well yeah no I was definitely also like chatty in practice yeah which was like a big no-no oh I was the most and I would act like I like knew what was going on and everyone would be like someone get this kid to shut the fuck up yeah because he's not not only does he not shut up he's not good like you know what i mean also like the drills like the running and stuff like i just felt like that was unnecessary like wtp what's the point w-a-w-r why are we running like nr no reason no reason yeah nr i love that yeah no reason you're wearing this time of your birthday that says gag now i assume you're not promoting blowjobs.

There's a deeper meaning. Let me. Oh, I know what it is. Get a grip. Get a grip. I love that. Yeah, I love. I just love nimming.

So you another one of the trends that you really created on TikTok is we're nimming. We just like make up an acronym instead of saying a short sentence. And it's literally my life. Me and Ben are always doing that. Yeah, ill too so. Ill too so. Before we made the TikTok, we're always just like saying stuff I like if we're like talking I said I felt like such a big ugly loser he's like a BUL I'm like yes a bull but I am oh my god what that's funny like

that see it's nimming is so fun could you figure it out in the moment like what did I say earlier STD so so I forget but now it can also mean save the date Save the date love that Like it could mean I think you said SDT so damn true Oh yeah So damn true So damn true And what's my favorite?

My favorite is Tino Let me think T-I-N-O This is not okay Yes It's not okay And you can like conjugate it so it can be they are not okay Or that is not okay That is not okay

Yeah and then there's also tisa this is so awkward no t-i-s-a this is so awkward yeah i love that yeah ilt i love that yeah ilt ilt yeah iltuso is my favorite what did that stand for again i love the u.s open yeah that was sick and isho it's so hot outside oh yeah well my i have a hook do i i don't have one here but it says ish it can mean i'm so hungry it's so hot like it just depends like you use it it depends like in what scenario you're used like if i was like outside and it was 90 degrees i'd be like and they'd be like okay you're so hot like it's so hot ben's uh name that he made up that he's really proud of is moustastas my My shorts are too short. He was obsessed.

That's sick. Sick. T.S. That's sick. Taylor Swift. Yeah, that's sick. Like, it's fun when, like, all your friends are in

on the naming. So, like, for you, it's fun that, like, Ben's in on it because, like, we'll be just like, oh, like, we'll say, like, like, we can say it

without having to ask what it is. Like, we'll be like, what should we do for dinner? And we'll be like, oh, TTT. Trying to think. Trying to think.

Like, just give me a sec, like, TTT. Or we'll say Tib. Tib is one we use all the think. Trying to think. Like, just give me a sec, like TTT. Or we'll say Tib. Tib is one we use all the time. Let me think. Tib. T-I-B. What are we having for dinner?

Tib. I don't know. This is bad. This is bad. So like I'll sometimes like look at my friends, I'll be like, holy fuck, Tib. Tib. Like this is bad. This is bad.

Or Tisa. Holy fuck, Tisa. This is so awkward. I'm obsessed with it, man. I'm obsessed with you You crushed your first time On the toast Oh did I

You did Thank you so much For being here Now before you leave I am going to force you To make like 100 TikToks With me Oh wait I was going to say

We need to make The October 3rd one We need to do a Nimming one Yeah we need Obviously we're Nimming We're October 3rd And then do you have Others as well

No just those two Okay yeah well Those are fire Those are good enough Yeah those are good enough. Everyone, make sure to follow Jake on all social media platforms. He's on TikTok. He's on Instagram.

Pass that puss eight, right? No, no, no. Instagram. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Instagram is pass that puss. And TikTok is at octopuslover8. Octopus with two S's for puss.

Yeah, I think doesn't octopus always have two S's? No, one S. No. Yep. Wow. Yep. Okay. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Jessamania Morning Show,

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