The Toast - Raw Dogging the Ancient Texts: Tuesday, July 21st, 2026

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:09 It's Jackson, Claude and every show the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a great day. Speaking of greatness, Jacqueline fillet. Greatness, I agree.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Hey, Turtaleau. How you're Dernaloo? I'm Dern Good on Tuesday, Lou. The Turtaleu. Yes, you are a Lou. The Tur de Lou on Tuesdays de Lou Title. Early title option.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Hopefully that's not the only thing that comes out of today's episode. Who knows? But, you know, just note it. Hope everyone's having a great Tuesday. It is our first Tuesday. Back to our regularly scheduled. It's not our first. No, we did it last week.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Time's just flying by and swirly summer. Oh, okay. So everybody knows that Deer Toasters is today. It's back to Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. And we are going to do Deer Toasters today. I don't know why we wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Why are you saying that? I don't know if something would happen. Then we wouldn't. But I don't think so. Are you planning on like staging some sort of like walk out? No, no, no. I feel open towards your toasters today. Like I feel like I can accept the quandaries and provide my services.
Starting point is 00:01:25 I do. How do you feel? Your hair looks beautiful. I got a blowout yesterday. If you saw Jackie and Ben playing Marjong without me, it's because, yeah, I got a blow out. I went to like a local salon. I just like can't do my own hair in the summer.
Starting point is 00:01:37 It's so hot. I get like so oversimulated. So I wore my hair like natural. yesterday. I took one look at myself on the podcast and I went to my local salon. And I got a blowout. Yeah. And I like read my book at the blowout. I was like, what are you reading? I was giving just like a woman in a novel, you know? Yeah. I'm reading a book store. I'm shopping a lot of local recently. I went to a local bookstore and I was just looking for like a book and I bought one. It was just kind of crazy. I tried to read the title from your. It was called like the Martha's. The Martha's Vineyard Book and Bunch Club. or something, I don't know. It's a, you know, two-timely tale. She shows up at this woman's house on Martha's Vineyard, and all of a sudden we're learning about the family who lived there during the war.
Starting point is 00:02:20 It's fine. You just, like, judged it based on the title on the cover? 1,000 percent. Okay, that's good. Let us know how it goes. And it's like a small indie bookstore because, like I said, I shop local. It wasn't Barnes & Noble? No, it was a Sag Harbor Books.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Oh. Yeah, I went to a, like I said, shopped local. Did you not hear that part? Well, there is a local Barnes & Noble. It's not shopping local at a big box retailer. I would never do that. I went to a local store and it's like really small. And so like the section of like swirly books was about five books long.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And I felt that if they were putting it out, it's like kind of a storied local book store. Like it was an endorsement of the book. So this shit better be good. Yeah, for sure. And you could also like ask your local bookseller like for a recommendation. Okay. So I could, but I couldn't find her. And then when I finally.
Starting point is 00:03:03 And what are you going to say? I like smut. Well, no, there was a ton of smut. Like I don't, it wasn't funny for smut. I'm not afraid to show it. I was going to like chat with her. then she like ran into somebody that she knew. And I got the sense that there was like a deep backstory with the person that she knew because
Starting point is 00:03:16 it was like it was so awkward. It was probably like the beginning of her own book. Yes. It was so awkward. I forgot her name, but they were like, Rachel? It was literally out of a movie and you could just tell like these two had definitely beef from high school. So I just like, you know, I did my apple pan and I went on my merry way.
Starting point is 00:03:29 And now I'm reading this book with the smallest font ever. It's giving me a headache. And I'm on page like 20. That's like the beginning of Whistler, the book we just read for the redheads. They're like at the Met and she runs into an incredibly significant figure in her life. I don't know if the. person was significant, but there was a story there. And who knows?
Starting point is 00:03:45 The rest is still unwritten. It's actually currently being written if I think I know what I know. A good thing you didn't get in the way of that. That's what I'm saying. So I just sort of put myself, as I always do, behind, like, as number two priority. And, yeah, so I'm just, like, reading a book. I left my Kindle in the city. So, like, I've just been raw-dog in it with some texts, the old, the ancient texts.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Not loving it. Yeah. Yeah. You have paperback or you go hardcover. Oh. I guess hardcover is nice because it doesn't always like close on you. But it is heavy, but like I'm not traveling. It's also more expensive.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Oh, right. I have my book with me. I am traveling. Right, cardboard. My blowtry was $85 yesterday. Oh, yeah, which I feel like was like a fair price for a blowout in the Hamptons. Yeah, wait. It's not a big deal because you have to remember you're in the Hampton.
Starting point is 00:04:32 So like things that are normally $10 are 15 here. So more. Yeah, like I would say a blowout in the city is like, you know, 60. So 85. It's fine. I wasn't thrilled, but it's fine, plus stuff. The Martha's Vineyard Beach and Book Club. That's a good cover to judge.
Starting point is 00:04:47 So, keep on those kids? No, they're like four sisters. Let me see. Like living in wartime, I think. Actually, I don't know. I haven't even met four girls yet, so I actually don't know. So you barely started the book. You know, I'm literally five pages of them.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I can understand why you picked this up. Of course. And it's paperback, which I don't normally go for paperback, but there's something so, oh, did you see that my local... The Morning Siljas came to the phone. Jackie Luck, did you see my local bookstore? Give me a complimentary bookmark? No.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Oh, here. Because I shopped local, you guys. That's why. What does it say? It doesn't say Barnes & Noble. It says, text us. It doesn't say Barnes & Noble. What does it say?
Starting point is 00:05:19 It says Sag Harbor Books. And it's a good time to let you know today's episode is brought to you by Sag Harbor Books. Text them. For what? They want you to text them. Photos of your books. Oh, but they're social. Oh, cute.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Take a picture of me. And I'm literally going to text it to them. Give me the book. Should I pretend to be reading it or should I just like hold it up? Hold it up a couple. Let's send them options. And I will have to like phase tune them. So just hold on.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Okay. Okay. Okay. You can see the cover? Yeah. Tittalating. Okay. Let me do like a shocked one.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Hold on. You guys. Monitor their socials to see if Claudia made it. Because I bet a lot of people don't send the text, you know? No, no. You didn't even know that it said that. Yeah. I mean, they're always like,
Starting point is 00:06:14 for content. Like the redheads, you know. And that's why it's so important to shop local. That's what I'm always saying. They should collab with the redheads. Absolutely. Live podcast episode in their store. That would be amazing. It's really small. But the redheads are really small. Small but mighty. It's true. But we do have a lot of hosts. I didn't mean that you have a small audience. I meant that like physically you're all really small. No, there's four of us. We take up space. It's true. It's so important to take up space in this industry. Yeah. We definitely take up space. A thousand percent. While you were doing that, I Siamese Majed with Ben yesterday, which is two person mage, which we always say, like when nobody else wants to play mage, we're like, does anyone want to play two-person?
Starting point is 00:06:47 And Ben and I finally did it yesterday. We brought the table outside. More on that later. Yeah, they brought my mage on table, my tiles, my racks, my mat. They brought it outside, left it there overnight. It is now covered in bugs and soaking wet. So, yeah, that happened. Nobody brought it in.
Starting point is 00:07:01 And I knew you fucking, between you and Ben, like, if I'mage with you, it would have been on me to bring it inside. If I mage with Ben, like, because I wasn't there. So Ben brought it outside. Like, but I endorsed the idea. So, but it was like his idea. He actually physically. carried the whole table. And then we didn't bring it back inside. We thought we might play more.
Starting point is 00:07:19 It was amazing. We loved two-player. It was a beautiful day yesterday. We had music going. So we were like, let's leave it in case anybody else wants to play or we want to play again. And then, yeah, then the evening came and went and it was still outside. Zach and I went to dinner last night. And when we came back, I was like, let's bring the table inside. I think it's nice that you had like the thought to do it. Of course. You didn't see it's in a different place. I thought that was this morning. I thought that was this morning. No, no, that was last night. We brought it into the house. and there was a bunch of ants on it. And I'm like, I'm not going to bring all these bugs into the house.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Like, let's leave it right outside the door. We'll clean it off tomorrow. But overnight, it did get wet from the dew. Maybe it rained overnight. I don't think it rained. I think it was like, you know, it's misty here. Moist. It's a very moist environment here.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah, lots of moisture. So I'll have to deal with that when we get home. Mm-hmm. Well, we actually have, like, a lot to do today. And now that we sort of handled the social media for the local bookstore, I think we could have it. I guess we could dive in. I guess so.
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Starting point is 00:13:31 Like, major news for the toast for people who have been following this closely. I feel like it slipped under the radar, but I'm not going to let it. Aaron Rogers has reunited with his family after years long estrangement. Anyone who watched Jojo season of The Bachelorette, like, this is huge. This is huge. We've all sort of accepted the fact that Aaron Rogers doesn't talk to his family. And I think, like, maybe at a point in time, like, why would we care what, like, one random football player does with his family? But then when his brother, like, shot to fame as Aaron Rogers' brother, and then the two were, like, he wasn't on the hometown date.
Starting point is 00:14:04 And then we were like, do you guys even talk? And then there was like, low-key, like, drama. Then we were like, oh, this is more interesting. A lot of time has passed to the point where, like, I don't really care anymore, but I always love to see families being reunited. And it has always been, Jordan was noticeably absent. Jordan was absent, but they also have, like, a new baby. And they live not, they live in Puerto Rico. What?
Starting point is 00:14:22 I'm pretty sure they live in Puerto Rico, Jordan, Jordan. Yeah. Jordan and Jojo. Yeah. So I think this would probably like mean like they're next, but definitely like there is a weirdness. I think that of all like the relationships
Starting point is 00:14:34 that were broken between Aaron and his family, like the one with Jordan was definitely the worst. I don't know why, but it just was. Well, because it went public, right? Like Aaron was the only public figure in the family. And then when there was another one, like of course, like competition or whatever,
Starting point is 00:14:46 even though there was like never a competition. But it became more, I think that he was a strange from his family for years. Nobody knew until he went on the bachelor. Yeah. It like blew the whole thing up. Yeah. really did and it's just like a very strange situation that we have two famous rogers brothers and
Starting point is 00:14:59 never the twain shall meet never the twain shall meet so anyways arin posted on monday a bunch of photos of him with various family members who he had fallen out with like his mom and his dad and i think there's a brother there's a brother luke who's like always in so he's really close with jordan and joja yeah so he seems like the neutral third party and he um captioned the carousel saying another bonding week hashtag fam i mean like it's so great obviously but i do think it's weird that like you're reuniting with your strange family for the first time in a decade and you're like taking pictures for social media especially when you're not like an influencer you're ron rogers you don't post a lot that fact that you let us know that you're bonding because there is like beef there it's really
Starting point is 00:15:43 weird social media behavior from somebody who doesn't really you know keep up with us on instagram i'm grateful for the transparency i'm excited for margot wash right because this is her roman empire, like the Rogers family drama. At the time, like, you really had to be there. You guys, I'm sure you were there. It was so crazy. Like, we all slowly put the pieces together because he came on and it was rare back in the day that like somebody went on the bachelor who was like even remotely wealthy or
Starting point is 00:16:10 famous. Like they were all just regular people. That was the allure of the show. So for someone to come on whose brother was like a football player, because some people have like football players and you've never heard of them. Like an actual superstar. Yeah. Like the biggest football player.
Starting point is 00:16:21 And then we were all freaking because I think a lot of us knew he was going to win. he was going to go far. They had like an instant connection. We were like, oh my God, the hometown date's like, we're going to get Aaron Rogers. And then he wasn't there. And people were like, well, he's in the NFL. Like, no, and we all slowly uncovered that like these two fucking hate each other.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah. And it's like, was it Olivia Munn's fault? Right. Oh, they did blame Olivia Munn. Meanwhile, she's been out of the picture for many years. Right. He's had like three long-term relationships since then. And it didn't get any better.
Starting point is 00:16:44 But of course, blaming the woman. I probably blamed her at the time. It probably started with Olivia. Like, you know. Yeah, I also feel that like, just getting at him. For a while, Olivia Munn had like a kind of murky cue score. Mm-hmm. And I think obviously like the John Mullaney thing made it murkier.
Starting point is 00:17:02 It got worse, but then it got better. Like I do think she's very well liked now. And she's on a really popular TV show, which always helps. I feel like she's in a good place now. I feel like for a couple of years, like people don't like her. Yeah, no, because she like stole her man, right? Anne-Marie? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:16 But I'm saying before that, like, when she was just like sort of this, like, random celebrity. When she was dating Iron Rogers and even after that, like, I feel like people just didn't like. her. Oh, I don't know. I think she's like fine like any other actress, you know, any celebrity that like... But you know they maintain the timeline is clear. Are hard on. Yeah, this is all just coming back
Starting point is 00:17:33 to me, you know? Like I... The Anne-Marie Tenler years were crazy. Yeah, that was a crazy time. But like, the thing is is that they claim that they... Like, it was definitely a tight timeline, but there was an overlap. They have two kids now. Like, we do have to move on. Although I do think that there are people who will always be at the restaurant. Like, their Roman
Starting point is 00:17:49 empire is Anna Marie Tenler because like him and John... Her and John Malaney were this artsy couple people fucking love them and they were all like we are so cool we're so happy we're so successful and we don't want kids and everyone was like empowered by that cut too they break up three minutes later she's pregnant like it was just such a shift but you know what they're so happy together and they're oTP a thousand percent and like his comedy is going to say so much funnier yeah now that he has married until like an Asian family yeah he does like almost all of his comedy is about her family because I think her mom lives with them and now he's
Starting point is 00:18:23 he's like raising mixed kids and it's just really funny. Yeah. No, they're like, they're set. I would be shocked if they broke up. I haven't even associated her with Iron Rogers anymore. It doesn't feel like the same person.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I think of, of course, Miss Shaline and even Danica. I do think of Danica. I think of Danica too. No, it's been decades. Yeah. And Shaline. I think that was like the worst time of her life being with Aaron Rogers.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Danica? Shaline. Shaline. Sad. Oh, no, but Aaron Rogers is married now. Is he? Yeah. he's married now.
Starting point is 00:18:54 He had like sort of like a Britney like head shaving kind of year. Sort of but I think that's just Aaron. A thousand percent. He's married now. So maybe his new wife has just being Aaron. Maybe his new wife has brought him back to his family. That's always good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:07 A good woman will do that. Yeah. So I'm ready to see Jojo and Jordan and the baby and Aaron. Yeah. Whenever they're ready. Yeah. That'll be the final bridge to bend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Are you ready for our next story? Tom Brady is being. weird. He's in talks with the WW. I'm sure I've said it. I hate him. So Tom Brady was making news over the weekend. I didn't mean to bring it up, but like it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:19:32 There was like a staged viral moment between him and Logan Paul. And like people were like, is this real? And I will say like as somebody who's pretty good at like deciphering whether something's AI or whether something's a prank, it was good acting. So I could see why the first video of Tom Brady slapping Logan Paul at the fanatics fest went viral. It did look a little real, but I'm just smart enough to know that like Logan Paul does everything. thing as a stunt and like Tom Brady they were at like at a fanatics event on stage like it was obviously staged and then at the World Cup another fake video went viral but no but like it was a real
Starting point is 00:20:03 video but like a guess they were like arguing they were like giving each other the finger from like various sweets at the World Cup turns out he might be joining Tom Brady might be joining WWE which Logan Paul is already in and this is like you know their big rivalry yeah now I just don't know why you would go and be doing all that like if I'm Tom Brady for of all. I do think that my legacy has been tarnished a little bit just by like the Giselle and, you know, retiring and unretiring that like he is a little bit of a joke and he tried to undo it with the roast and it just made it worse. I do think like just taking, like I said, like taking a break is always good. Tom Brady is doing the most. He has so much money. He does not
Starting point is 00:20:40 need to do this. People go to the WWE, like who are already famous. Some people get famous from the WWE. Some people go to the WWE for other. I think it was a great move for Logan Paul. Like it's a real like legitimate platform and he brought all these young fans and Prime is like now the hydration. I totally get why he didn't. It was a great partnership. Why the world's most prominent athlete would do that, I actually don't know what he stands to gain
Starting point is 00:21:02 from it, like that he doesn't already have. Exposure, he's got it. Money, he's got it. Fame, he's got it. Kids. I think kids are now obsessed with Logan Paul, like young kids, because the WWE's already, like, you know, has a lot of young kids. Those people are already obsessed with Tom Brady. Like, what are doing? I know. I think it could only really be about money. Midlife crisis.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Midlife crisis. To bring you to the WWE. Like, that's not really a a route because if you're midlife, I don't know that you want to go get slammed at the summer slam. It's fake slam. No, but it's hard on your body. You know I've been to the summer slam. It's hard on your body.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Did you hear what I just have? You've been to the summer slam. Did you tell you that before? Do you know that? I know everything about you. What, you went to a summer slam one day and I didn't know you went there one day? We were like invited with like a VIP group. And so we all had to like, we had to like, we had to like going through the back.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And I was with literally McCulley Culkin and Brenda Song. Like that was the VIP group. And like me and then we're freaking out. And then we got seated like, like, behind this, like this huge guy. And these people kept coming up to this guy. Like, it was basically like if we went to a kosher restaurant, like people coming up to him like, man, I love you, I love you.
Starting point is 00:22:02 And I was like, who the fuck is this guy? His name is Action Bronson. I had to like Google him. Do you know him? Yeah. You do? Yeah, of course. How do you know Action Bronson?
Starting point is 00:22:11 Everyone knows Action Bronson. I think it's Brunson. No, Bronson. Like, seriously, I'm shocked. It's just like a name that you know. He looks like Teddy Swims. Yeah, but that's just a name that you know. Is it a name that you know?
Starting point is 00:22:21 I didn't know it. Yeah. And had I not sat behind him, I never heard his name again. Had I not sat behind him at the WWE SummerSlam, which yes, I went to and I bought like a fake belt, I have it somewhere,
Starting point is 00:22:29 I never would have heard that name before. I can't believe you know him. Yeah, you like see it around. People, Jackie, he must have like a huge overlap with the WWE audience. They were. I think he's like WWE.
Starting point is 00:22:40 No, he's a rapper. Like a singer. What? Is he not? I don't know. I just know his name. I ever heard Jalen brunsome. And because you saw him at the Summer Slam,
Starting point is 00:22:48 I just assume. He's a rapper. chef, television host, and bestselling author. Oh, Ben should have connected with him. Oh, my God. All that to say, I've been to the summer slam. Cracking up that he's a rapper. Yeah, I knew that.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah, sure. I've been to the Summer Slam. Just, I feel like, like, people don't know that about me. You're like an onion. Like, we're peeling back layers. It's true. So, yeah, I think this is like an L for Tom Brady in a series of Ls that are so unbelievable that I actually don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Like, not believable. Yeah, I think like Dave Port and I went on a rant about how, He's tarnishing his legacy. He is. Oh, you know, Dave Porno's book was at this very small bookstore. I thought that was kind of crazy. They didn't have a lot of celebrity biographies. Of course, I went to that section first.
Starting point is 00:23:31 But he is like, you know, a Hampton staple. No, he's in Antucket. No, he's in Antucket. Everyone knows that. He bought like one of the most expensive houses in Newarket. And then, oh, I thought he was like, I guess it's the same vibe. Like, his book seems good. Things are keep coming out about it.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I know. I'm just like not in my memoir era. I can't finish this Abigail. Adam's book for the life of me and I have to. I'm shocked. Then. You have to do the Redheads. I have to do the Red Heads.
Starting point is 00:23:57 What are we even? Oh, we're reading a Margo book. That will be fun. Oh, there was a Redheads book at the local bookstore that I went to. Margo Scumoney Troubles, which I had been wanting to read because I do want to watch a TV show. But I was really looking for like a summer beach. So when I saw the Swirlies on the beach on the cover of this book, I had to buy it. Our next Redheads book is like a summery beatree because it's a Margo's choice.
Starting point is 00:24:15 It's called. Do you have a physical copy here with you? No, but we could go to the bookstore. It's called the shampoo effect. You actually might have to go to Barnes & Noble if you're looking for something because I'm telling you this bookstore was really small. And half of it was dedicated to archives. They had like old textbooks and stuff in the back. So like half the racks like we're not even for us.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Got it. Got it. That's when you get when you shop local. It's all curated. Yeah. So yeah, Tom Brady, like I am consistently confused by and I actually feel like Alex Earl being seen with him is now bad for her. Like he's so embarrassing. And also it's like weird because they keep seeing each other.
Starting point is 00:24:48 And it must be weird to keep seeing the person that you like hooked up with. that you maybe did or didn't hook up with, like the whole world things you hooked up. And like it's just like, you can't be seen with them. They definitely did. Viral thing. But the last time they were together
Starting point is 00:24:59 was at the July 4th white party, right? And there was like no news about them. He actually made news with Ice Spice. They looked like they were kissing, but they were apparently just sharing a vape. I do feel like she got the ick from him. Yeah, but she's going to see him like literally multiple times a month because he goes everywhere.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Because like he goes to all the places that she's at, which is just further proof that like he's embarrassing himself. She shows what's wrong with what he's doing. A thousand percent. Like go home to your family. Mm-hmm. You don't have to get married, but like you go home. And he has jobs.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Like he... Broadcasting. He does broadcasting. He's a investor in a lot of companies. He has companies. He has business. You know, he's like, he's busy enough. Like, go on Shark Tank.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yes. I don't know. That's a good call. Yeah. Our next story, Real House Eyes of Salt Lake City Star, Angie K. And her husband, Sean Trulio, separate after 27 years of marriage. People are freaking about this.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah. I guess they've been married for a very long time. Their relationship was like this subject of so many like rumors and nastiness on Real House Eyes of Salt Lake City. They've always like, you know, risen above maintained. And then I think things kind of died down for them. I didn't watch last season. But like they moved past all of the rumors and nastiness. Rumors and nastiness.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And now they're separating. So like she didn't mark their 27th wedding anniversary last month, which I think is something she would do. But multiple sources told page 6 that the longtime couple are no longer together romantically. This does guarantee her, like, a spot. I don't think she was like up for, like, yeah. Yeah, I think she was fine. She's a good housewife. She is a good housewife.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Yeah. This is something sad when, like, a 27-year marriage ends. Like, what happens at year 27? It's kind of a coppers ball burden. Like, sometimes you just, like, have a midlife crisis. You wake up in psychosis. Like, there's a million things that could go wrong. Yeah, but so I'm asking, like, what was the thing?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Because it's not just like a... And then you factor in fame. Yeah. There were also rumors about him, like, at his salon, right? The rumors of nastiness? Yeah. So I people... So yeah, like, does something happen?
Starting point is 00:27:03 Whether it is like a psychotic break, whether it is an affair. Like, you don't just like make it work for 27 years. They have a 15-year-old daughter and like now just decide... And they own businesses together, which is like always... Now just decide I'm over it. Yeah. This was a shock to the community. Yeah, it will definitely be a shock to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, especially because they're pretty much all married.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Whitney. Except for Heather's not. But like even Meredith, she's not on the show anymore, but like though they've had their ups and downs, like they've stayed together. Yeah, Lisa Barlow. Lisa and John, an institution. You're just baby gorgeous. That's your register, that song, I think. People say that to me all the time that me and Lisa Barlow have the same register.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Like, I think that's, you should go on auditions with that song. You're just, baby. I love how she rhymes just with gorgeous. You're just, baby gorgeous. You've never sounded better than when you sing that, yeah. I wish I knew like one more line. Like, I just know that one. Yeah, so crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:05 That is really crazy. I haven't been keeping up with the real hostages in Salt Lake City in a while. I'm one season behind, so maybe in three years I'll watch it. But it's really good. 100%. It's good stuff. I'm currently rewatching Mad Men. I don't know if I shoot that with a class.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Right. I didn't get into any more off campus. Oh, tell everyone. Thanks for, I'm glad you by that. I'm something terrible. I'm so uncomfortable. I'm so uncomfy because I was watching off campus, like in my bedroom at our house, on the owners, the owner of the homes. We're renting the house.
Starting point is 00:28:39 And so I was watching on the owners. It was logged in already. Amazon Prime. Yeah. Like, because I don't want to go and log into every app. Of course. Get a code. Get a code. What's my password?
Starting point is 00:28:47 Reset my password. Remember to log out before. before we leave. So like some of the apps he's not logged in. I guess I won't be watching Netflix this summer, but he is logged into Prime. So I watched on campus on Prime. And as I told you guys, the chit to pause right before the big orgasm scene. Right. I paused there and I was like, we'll get back to it. And so yesterday I like went to go watch. And it wasn't on continue watching. So I like, I thought me like, I didn't know what happened. Sometimes technology. Technology or maybe he watched so many shows that it got like pushed back. So I searched it and I came up and
Starting point is 00:29:19 like then I saw that all the episodes had been watched so it can mean a lot of things I just maybe he like removed it from his continue watching I think you can do that okay um or he like was like oh what's the tenant watching and open it up to the orgasm open it up to that scene where like they're in his bedroom yep and so I just am so uncomfort she has like a really negative association to the show so then yesterday afternoon I tried to watch it and I couldn't like think of anything I was just why do you take some time I was just watching it all through like the owner's legs. Yeah, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I couldn't. I needed a break, yeah. It's like kind of ruined for me. But like, I don't know what happened. My working theory is like he pressed play like to see what the tenant was watching. Like, saw I'm watching this. I think that he was like,
Starting point is 00:30:02 what is this corny ass thing and might continue watching and just like remove? Or like he had no part in this. Every episode when I go to watch it is at the end. It's at the credits. Hmm. So I think he was like, what is my tenant watching? And he clicked on this corn.
Starting point is 00:30:16 And that was like a Garrett Graham Stan. Yeah. Love that. Garret Graham. Madam Marvel. Wicked witch. Yeah. So it's just like...
Starting point is 00:30:24 It's awkward. We don't know where to go from here. Yeah, I'm just going to give it time. Yeah, of course. But like, so that's why I haven't watched it anymore. Time does heal. A thousand percent. Are you ready for our fourth story?
Starting point is 00:30:35 A little new collab news. Olivia Copo is launching a baby collection exclusively at Target called Picolette. Yeah, I'm sad as hell for this. Although I did see something interesting, which I guess it's, It's like not that interesting, but on their, on the brands of social media, they had like a bunch of, you know, content. And they did like a little explainer about the name. And obviously, Picolette, Colette is her daughter's name. And then Piccolo or.
Starting point is 00:31:02 We know from O Piccolo. That's what I'm saying. We know from O'Piclo that means, like, little. So it's kind of like a similar name to Olivia Jades. What is her? Oh, Piccolo. Yeah, O'Picolo. She like dropped that and then like, do you think she's like, she just kept it moving?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Right. I love that. I think she really wanted to bring this product into the world. It's here. Like we can use it. She can use it. Moving on. Wimbledon.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Here I come. I think she got like caught up in the tennis world. Maybe or maybe like she's working on something next. I think this is like a true case of like parallel thing. I mean it is like anyone who would want to be like she stole the name like she didn't. Her daughter's name is Colette. Oh, Pickleow came out first.
Starting point is 00:31:39 It means little. It's a cute word. This is a cue lab between her and Target. Yes. It's exclusively at Target and it's like a brand of clothing. and, you know, keepsakes. I will say, like, Target kids' clothes are supreme. Like, if you're looking, no matter of the budge.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I love that brand, Cloud Island. So I feel that any Target endorsed children's brand, and then you put the only book cup on it. Like, this is just brilliant. This is brilliant. She did, like, an interview with corporate. Target.com. One of my favorite websites.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I haven't caught up, though, in a few days. And she's, like, explaining, like, you know, the meaning and also the purpose behind the brand. Like, she's firing on all cylinders. She said it was born of her first year of motherhood. I was in the very tender season of becoming a mom for the first time while also pregnant again. I kept thinking about how sacred those earliest days are. Every little outfit becomes part of a memory. It's true.
Starting point is 00:32:27 The first photos, all these tiny moments you'll never forget. Before you know it, those small pieces are carefully folded away into a keepsake or a storage bin. She said that she's collaborated with other brands in the past, but this one feels most personal. She's designed every piece with intention. It comes from her real life,
Starting point is 00:32:41 her home, her daughter, and now her next baby. She said Target feels like a dream partner because it reaches so many families. As a new mom, I know how often Target becomes part of your daily life with everyday needs, like diapers, wipes, baby basics, the things you need at the last minute. I love the idea that a mom could find something that feels boutique and sentimental, but across the country at Target.
Starting point is 00:32:59 1,000 percent. This feels very similar to Sophia Richie Grange for Amazon, like just tastemakers, making taste for children. Love, need more celebrity baby brands. Yes, yes. I think it launches on July 26. No, it launched. I was on the website yesterday. July 26th.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I was literally on the website. site. But it says the launch is July 26. Maybe in store. Maybe. Because I was literally shopping on it last night. Okay. Well, I'm reading. Like, that's just my lived experience. How do we
Starting point is 00:33:31 factor that in? And my red experience. That's not a thing. My red experience. Not a thing. So yeah, super cute, like for the baby world. Oh, huge for the mama community. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
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Starting point is 00:39:01 Yes. So Disney Plus has ordered the series version of Afterlife with Archie Comics. So I guess that's like a spinoff comic from the Archie comics. I love those Archie Comics. Like they made me such joy. We were obsessed with them as kids. Yeah, we were. Do you kids still read comic books these days? No. Like if you send your kid to camp, that's where we used to read Archie Comics all the time. I'm sure they do. We were like so like... Alt. Like reading comic books? That's insane. We are so alt.
Starting point is 00:39:27 No, that was Loki very alt of us. We were not like alt kids. That we read Betty and Veronica. We were, extremely different. We had comic books. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. I feel like not a lot of people would think that about us,
Starting point is 00:39:37 like a bunch of comic girls. I feel like people would expect that we read Betty and Veronica. Yeah. Were you more like a Betty or Veronica? Like who's tied where you want? Not who you think you are. So like Betty was of course like the better girl for Archie. But damn she sort of homely all American, but like try.
Starting point is 00:39:55 But damn she was annoying. No, she didn't try. And that's the thing like I think Veronica was sort of villainized for like being this like sexy, vavavu and like stealing betty's man but it's like if i can steal your man he was never your man yeah and betty just thought like her bangs were enough to carry her through and they just weren't no and like her jovial energy and like yes she is sweet her jovial energy but like veronica's got riz yeah and veronica has curves like she was a woman betty was just a girl yeah no but like
Starting point is 00:40:20 Veronica's personality maybe you don't like it but it's something yeah i mean it's and it's no shock that it's been made into like movies and tv shows because it's it really is like a Tale is old as time. It's a classic trope. It really is. Well, anyway, so there's a comics called Afterlife with Archie, and now they're set to be turned into a series at Disney Plus. Okay, who's our young Archie?
Starting point is 00:40:41 I think it has to be like an unknown. But it is writer Ross. So it's the team who, from the team who brought you Riverdale, the greatest show a whole time. We're getting a Riverdale spin off at Disney Plus. Like, sounds good to me. I guess it's like crazy that Cole Spouse was Jughead. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:40:56 Yeah. He's so not. Yeah. but he was but he was the only person on that show who was like known the rest of the cast at the time were totally new and random like kj appa yeah but that was our archie he was so cute he was a good archie but he wasn't even a natural redhead so like you really don't have to cast even a redhead even though i would prefer if they went with like you know a natural rally yeah also afterlife with archie's like kind of like zombies oh you're kidding yeah oh i'm out it's afterlife yeah no i don't
Starting point is 00:41:28 think I'm going to be watching, but I'm glad that it's being made, like, for other people. And that, like, kids these days will, because I do think that, like, the comic book has gone the way of the horse and buggy. And kids these days, like, they need to know about Archie and Betty and Veronica. Even though, like, Riverdale wasn't close to the text at all because they had they just had the same names. They have Jughead and Betty as OTP. Right. So when it comes to Riverdale, like, I loved Archie. Riverdale was such a good show until it wasn't. It was such a good show. Until they got, like, spooky. They were always three.
Starting point is 00:41:58 The dad was like The Black Hood? Yeah And it was like Lily Reinhard's dad Yeah It was too way to spoil it They lost the plot a little bit there
Starting point is 00:42:07 That was the plot Yeah The first season was good Like who's the Black Hood No and it was like That's like Remember we're in Pretty Little Liars If it was like A
Starting point is 00:42:14 A and then it was like you know Troy and Bellasario's mom Like that's just No and like everyone was A At a certain point They fucked it up too Yeah no What was the name of that
Starting point is 00:42:22 Like big ghoul In like the second season Was it not the Black Hood? No no Black Hood was for a season. They caught him. Someone who was like terrorizing all the kids. It was someone dad. Like what? Yeah. Wait. Season two. They got also like a little
Starting point is 00:42:35 magical and like spooky and that's where they lost me. That's what it sounds like the new Disney Plus show is. Yeah. The villain was like this big like it looked like almost like a tree. Like it was a supernatural thing. I must have stopped watching by that because I've genuinely no idea what you're talking about. Oh my. Hirem Lodge. Thoreau. Mark Consuelos. Mark Consuelos. Yeah. Are you ready for your Toasters?
Starting point is 00:42:57 Our final segment? I think we need to rewatch Riverdale. And start another Afterdale show. I know. And then once a week we'll do a segment called Afterdale. We rewatch Riverdale. And then we rewatch Riverdale. And then we do a podcast about that.
Starting point is 00:43:12 After Afterdale. We could also just, because they're doing this, we could do a podcast after afterlife. I'm all set, actually. I'll talk to bed. I feel like he's still pining for our afterdell. Dale. Well, he, like, loves those shows because we're watching Mad Men, and he literally, like, shoots up in the middle of episode six. He's like, wait, the daughter is Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Ben is, like, the guy who is the creator of Riverdale, writer Ross. He also did Sabrina. Ben is his number one fan. He loves his shows. He loved Sabrina the Teenage Witch. She was like, it's Sabrina the Teenage Week. Kiern-Renka. All right, let's dive into Dear Toasters, our weekly by segment where every Tuesday, Jackie and I tried to help out our toasters. We actually have two submissions today and an update from something we read last week. We love a quick turnaround.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Thank you to write to whoever wrote in and updated us. If you ever want to write in to your Toaster's at gmail.com or head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. Both methods totally anonymous. Hey, guys. I've been on a couple of dates with this guy. He's done everything right. He's doing everything I said I wanted after really three horrible dates that I went on before him.
Starting point is 00:44:13 I eventually let him come over. We started kissing. The problem is he produces so much saliva that my mouth is literally starting to fill up with his spit. I was gagging. I don't know how to tell him, so I just tried to kiss him less, ask him to slow down and subtly got him to stop using so much tongue. It really didn't help, though. Now I'm conflicted because he's giving me everything I asked for in theory, but I genuinely
Starting point is 00:44:30 do not want to kiss him. I kind of think that's a big deal, and it's not like he can really control how much saliva he produces. What do I do? That is so difficult. That is a thing. People have, like, saliva production. Overproduction.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I would love to know how old she is. The girl who wrote in. I would assume she's, like, late 20s, just based on factors. Yeah, because it's like, are you early 20s? like, are you trying to say like how desperate are you for a boyfriend? No, no, it's like we have a long runway, like, you know, time. Another guy will come. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Or is it like truly the last ship out? No, it's like the last ship out. And you do like him. Like, do we, is it a make it work moment? I know. Or like, do an audit on your own life. Like, yeah, yeah. If this is like a make it work situation, how, like, you need to have like a little
Starting point is 00:45:12 bit of self-awareness. Like I think sometimes a girl can afford to be picky and choosy and maybe like a little reckless in her decision making when it comes to dating. And then a woman of a certain age, the biological clock is a real thing. You can't afford to be so picky. Picky, yeah. So I would do an audit on your personal life. Like, do you think that you have runway?
Starting point is 00:45:30 How old are you? Or do you not have runway? Like, do you have a lot of dating success, or is it like, does a boyfriend come along every now and then or all the time? You never like anyone and you finally like someone. Also, like, there are ways, like, to give him, like, dry mouth, you know? Smokes and pot. What causes dry mouth?
Starting point is 00:45:45 Pot, no? Okay, what else? Is it Adderall? A stoner boyfriend. I guess I'm giving him like a lot of drugs. Yeah. I think it's more of just like an illness. I don't think you can like contract it.
Starting point is 00:45:56 No, but like there are things that you could do that cause dry mouth. Like they're negative things, but maybe we could give him dry mouth. Okay, let's say. That's like really, really painful. Dehydration. So you could just like hide all the water bottles. No, I don't want him to be dehydrated. That's also like it's like, oh, antidepressants, antihistamines and blood pressure drugs.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Like we're not. Antihistamines. We're going to fall asleep on the day. Antihistamines. No, you need an antihistamine. Or mouth breathing. So maybe you could like plug his nose at night. It sounds like he's, like, well hydrated, not on medication, not using drugs.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Maybe you're just used to, like, kissing, like, medicated druggies. Can I say something? I feel, though, that, like, unless it's, like, you know, a faucet, which it's definitely not. I feel like if you really liked him, like, you wouldn't even notice. Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe, like, I would look a little deeper and think that maybe you don't like him. Because, like, this is kind of the, how do you notice this? Yeah, you're like, looking for something.
Starting point is 00:46:50 dramatic when you say your mouth is filling up with saliva like it's probably just like a really wet kiss yeah and i think if you were really into him like you would like that like that would be hot to you and it's not i feel like you just don't like him but he's like a nice guy and you feel like you should yeah because he's like you said he's straight in the dates and it's all good and he's hydrated and he's not using drugs i think a personal audit is required here yeah and also of your life and on your like pickiness you know is it always something with you and someone right oh it's so true is that what your friends are always saying about you like it's always like it's always something. Yeah. Because yeah, you can't date someone that you can't kiss, obviously.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, unfortunately. But if you like really, really like to... And I feel like we're flexible. We like try to make things work. Yeah. And I would just give different advice to the person based on their age. Sorry. It's true. That's the truth. Hey, Swirlies. My friend group has a habit of sending flowers whenever someone's going through something difficult or celebrating a major milestone. And they always ask everyone to chip in. The problem is that when my grandmother passed away, when I had surgery and when I graduated with my master's degree. The same friends who all knew what was happening,
Starting point is 00:47:48 never organized flowers or did anything similar for me, but they asked me to chip in for flowers for other friends in the exact same situations. Now they're asking me to contribute again, and I'm struggling because it feels like the expectation to give is one-sided. Am I being petty for not wanting to keep pitching in or is it reasonable to step back
Starting point is 00:48:02 after feeling overlooked multiple times? So she always sends flowers for everyone. And the friend group, they just had this thing where they send flowers, and she always does it for three different things now. Her grandmother passed. She got surgery, and then she got her master's degree. Like three big things.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Yeah. Yeah, that is really weird if it's like this thing you guys do. So I would like tell them like, no, I'm going to do my own thing. You don't want to be like so petty being like, well, you guys have said any flowers. Like you sound like a two year old. But like, no, it's, I'm all about fairness. I'm like this is not fair. Yeah, I would just like opt out of this activity.
Starting point is 00:48:34 And like do your own thing. Send flowers to someone when you feel like they need flowers. You want to, yeah. If they don't ever send you flowers back when you think that you require flowers, like then you can judge this. specific relationship, but like, you don't, this doesn't need to be a group exercise. No, but this is really sweet. Like, I feel like sending flowers is sort of like an old school thing.
Starting point is 00:48:52 And that's really nice. Yeah. Sorry that you're opting out, but it's nice. No, but send your own flowers. Yeah. You know, like, we grow up. I don't know, but then that person didn't send you flowers. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:49:02 But do you want to do the right thing or not? Right. Is there occasion? In this life, you can't always be doing tip or tat. Is this occasion worthy of flowers? I feel like sometimes people like, let's send a group flowers. Like when it's like, okay, like calm down, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:14 So this. way you can be the judge of when you send flowers and when you don't. Yeah. And then you can see who individually is snubbing you. If you excuse yourself, I feel like it's like a slow start like being out of the friend group. Do you know what I mean? Like we all do this thing.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Sounds like you're already out of the friend group. That's the thing. Like you're not an equal member. You're not an equal member. And that's a tough pill to swallow. And I'm about equality. Fairness reigns supreme. I stand for equality.
Starting point is 00:49:43 1,000%. Sorry if that's controversial. It kind of is. So do unto others as you would have them do unto you and do unto others as they have done unto you. Sle, Mama. An eye for an eye. Slay. Flowers for no one.
Starting point is 00:50:00 All right, here's our update. I don't know if you remember last week a girl wrote in and said that her husband told her to shut her fafucking mouth in front of her daughters because he that came home in a bad mood and we told her that like her man is low-key abusive and it's so not okay and he needs to be left alone more. Like you need to stop hanging out with him like go and walk with your daughter. I saw a lot of people commenting like you need to throw hands. Yeah. You should beat him up. Here's what you said. I just wanted to say thank you for your honest input last week.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I felt validated in my feelings and you guys are right. My focus was on the wrong part because she was obsessed with being called fat. I'm like, can call you fat? Like anyway, after I was able to process and get my mind in the right place, I confronted my husband and I let it all out. It was not pretty. Although his words are forever ingrained in my brain, I think I can move forward and forgive him. Obviously, that will be revisited if something like that happens again. My girls are so young.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I don't want them living in two separate houses going back and forth. But I would not be raising girls who think that this is normal. behavior. I appreciate being able to seek advice from two swirlies outside of my bubble. Thanks again, ladies, enjoy your summer in the Hamptons. And you know what? That's what a committed woman does. She speaks her mind. Just make any rast decisions. You have to look out for this kind of behavior. But like, no, of course, you don't have to leave him. Like, you have a family with him. And like, he is an asshole. And I think our advice of ignoring him more is good, no matter what, like, even if you guys work things out, it's always good. It's actually true. When I was getting married, like a piece of advice,
Starting point is 00:51:08 one of my friend's mom was gave me. She's like, you have to ignore your husband. I know my husband 100 times a day. And I was like, really? That's so mean. She was like, ignore. ignore the calls, just ignore. And it's really good advice. Like you don't need to be like up your partner's ass. So I think that advice I would keep with you, but I am really proud of you. Like I'm sure a lot of people would be like, I would leave. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:51:24 Everyone says they're so big and strong. But at the end of the day, you have two kids and you're doing what's best for your family. And you're speaking up for yourself. It's literally Chloe Kardashian. You're doing what's best for your family. Yeah, I'm doing what's best for my family. I'm happy for you. Yeah, I'm happy too.
Starting point is 00:51:39 And it sounds like he apologized. Yeah. She didn't say he apologized, but she said she said that she was able to forgive him. Which I assume means there was also an apology. Yeah. Because if you're not sorry, I can't forgive you. But, or it's like, I'm going to forgive you for my own sake to not hold on to this thing. Which is also good.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Like you want to ever, you know, your daughters deserve a mom who's, you know, not full of resentment. Yeah. Anger. So I'm proud of you. And just like moving forward. Keep it moving. Keep it moving. Go and walk without him.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Without. When he comes home in one of those moods, just avoid like the plague. Listen, I feel like Ben could have written that about me. Like, I get in such bad moods. Right. And I get in, like, and I'm a great wife. Like, I'm not equating me to this guy, but like, sometimes. Someone could take an isolated incident from you where a thing that you said in like a moment.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Oh, my God, of rage. And then they're like, it seems like a bigger statement on like you as a person. But it's like, no, that was an isolated moment. She's an amazing wine. So this, I forgot to tell you this, this video of me went viral. Did you say like? Again? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:36 It was of me and Ben. It's seriously so funny. Let me find it. Just hold. I need to see it. And it's like of me being like mean to Ben. It has 1.4 mil. Okay, ready?
Starting point is 00:52:45 Listen. Someone took it from, it's from a Patreon video when me and Ben went to the farmer's market. And like, yes, this isolated incident, I look mean. And people in the comments are like, wait, she's so mean. But listen. He's trying a coffee. Pretty good. I'll give this, uh, 7 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:53:02 And I'll give your posture a 3 out of 10. Is that not so fucking funny? That's what I mean when I say like sometimes. And the comments are like, mean girl gets the good guy. So the other one, the divorce came out of nowhere. That people defending me in the comments. She made fun of him for something he can correct for three seconds. You guys are so dramatic.
Starting point is 00:53:28 That is so fucking funny. Leave her, bro. That's the truth. Like, that is the truth. Like, that's funny. No, but also it's like, yes, if you just saw. I hope he finds better. If you just saw that clip, you'd be like, wow, that's awful.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Yeah. But, like, no. I know you guys. like offline and when I tell you there's not too kinder more genders that is my sense of humor like I poke fun show me that show I want to see it
Starting point is 00:53:53 oh I was good so like it's a bit like it's just fucking funny oh and I was also on camera so I'm like trying to make entertaining content you guys wait wait what is this account I'm cracking up a bald woman who's running up her hair a lot but it's not brown is she bald
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yes. A bald woman who's running out of goodwill. That's it. If you guys haven't seen our Patreon episode. That's when we did Headbands Patreon, where we try to guess the celebrities on our farheads. It's so funny. Wait, hold on. Can I watch one more?
Starting point is 00:54:30 Okay, but like that, I want my phone back. Okay. When my husband is on my last nerd, but he's doing what I ask, so we'll keep him around. I need another sugar, please. Do you need more cream? No, I need more sugar. You need more cream?
Starting point is 00:54:45 I need another. Yeah, it's not going to viral. That's good stuff. I know. I forget how truly hysterical I am. Truly hysterical. The posture thing is so funny. Honestly, slay on my part.
Starting point is 00:54:59 That's like a really creative and original jab. Funny. Oh my God. That's so funny. That's not what your husband was doing. Back to the original poster. Much like the bald woman who's running out of Goodwill, I didn't know that was happening. And that's what you missed.
Starting point is 00:55:12 I'm going. So yes, people can have. Moments. I agree. Hard to hear moments. When you're like in a marriage with someone, like they truly see the worst of you. Like I can only imagine like what Ben has seen.
Starting point is 00:55:25 As long as that's not like the leading feeling. And that there's good. That way outweighs it. There's a lot of good stuff here. Of course, there's good stuff here. Right. That's your toasters and that's our show. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toastin' Morning Show.
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