The Toast - Rhoda Movie: Friday, February 23rd, 2024

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

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Good morning Millennials and welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Oh my gosh Another week in the can two queens being queens two queens on the pod. Oh my god. We sound so chewy I hate the word pod. I'm leaning into it. That was ironic And I feel like we should change the name of this show to queens on the pod. I would love that I won't TP the word queen is chewy this show to Queens on the Pod. I would love that. Q-O-T-P. The word queen is choogy, too, but like it gets a pass. I hate, hate the word pod. People who call their show the pod.

No, and it's just like one more syllable. It's not that hard. We have so much to talk about. First of all, it's Friday, so everyone's just in a good mood. We're feeling good. Joyous occasion. Joyous celebración extravagaganza. Two, we have queenie and weenie of the week which is just my favorite i of course was able to think of my weenie immediately queenie hasn't come to me yet but

that's just because i'm a negative girl negative queen but sometimes we can collab where you provide the weenie i provide the queenie another thing i wanted to say was i'm going to saint barth's Queenie. Another thing I wanted to say was I'm going to St. Barts. Let me tell you, I finally convinced my, I can't believe I even have to say that, but I convinced my husband, I convinced the tailors who are, inspired my trip. And I was like hoping, that's why I was like, I wanted to go this week. I'm like, let me just go. We'll spend two days with them and then three days by ourselves. They, you know, extended their trip. Now we're all staying in a house together. Like, so much fun, which is so much more economical for me.

Like, really, those, you know, hotels are out of control. So I'm going. I have, like, 87% of it booked. Having the passport shipped here today. Going to spend the weekend pillaging Jackie's closet and vlogging it for the Patreon, stealing all of her things. I've got my eye on this Missoni romper. That's a size small.

It looks really small. The green one. Like the chevron, like. The chevron green. What size green? The one. Tube top. Oh, it's probably a size small, but I think it will fit you.

I also have. Is that the one you wore to Coachella? No. You wore a green romper to Coachella. That one is Missoni and I was thinking that you should try that on. It's like my favorite beach cover up. You know, I will be like perfect use of the word. I will be pillaging.

I have everything that you need and you will also supplement if you need to like go to the mall. I need to go to like a department, like an old lady department store to get some strapless bras. Because like I feel like all. I'm putting you in my corset all beach items i'm making you try on a corset like i don't want to be uncomfortable and i'm starting to make reservations like i'm so excited i could i was up till two in the morning because me and ben like booked our flights and like was we're talking to the tailors about like houses and restaurants and then we just like went to sleep and i'm like i can't go to sleep i'm so excited yeah ben passed out like i know he's not excited for this trip i want to kill him it's not about him he's your travel companion like honestly like I would prefer he didn't come he's there to carry the bags 1000% and he's like

I'm gonna go to the outlets this weekend and like get some clothes so he's like getting a little excited because he's gonna get new clothes he said to me he said hey want to go to the outlets this weekend he's planning a whole thing because like I guess Shapiro loves the outlets so shapiro's taking him and he said we should all go to the outlets i didn't even know there were outlets i would go i actually said yeah my family like loves an outlet let's all go yeah i love i mean going to the outlets like the actual journey is horrible it's you know every man for himself it's a dog eat dog world when you come home with the goods with a deal but i haven't been to an outlet in a while, like in years. And I just feel like outlets aren't what they used to be.

I actually think they're better, like for real. Like outlets are. Ben fucks so heavily. I feel like outlets used to be, you could find great finds, like things that didn't sell, you know, damaged items, whatever. And now stores like make uglier clothes for their outlets. Oh, it's giving, I feel i feel pretty the what's that line called when they're selling their extensive makeup at target for cheap come on come on come on it's

with an a i think come on jackie we finish each other's sandwiches i really it's it's it's not something i know the line that you're talking about, but the word isn't available to me. Oh, this is going to piss me off. But the word is something for accessible. It's yeah. I feel pretty makeup line cheaper. Like no one's going to know what I'm talking about on Google. I feel pretty movie. Take your time.

Honestly, I want you to figure it out because we can cut this out. The finding. Yeah, please. like it's really bothering me i want you to figure it out also maybe we just have to watch the whole movie to find out would love would let you know i love that movie it's called a blank line jackie please it's like a word for affordable right right? Yes. And they're doing it at Target. Okay. You know who would know? Dana. Should we call her? Call her. Okay.

Is she going to pick up? Like she does have a job. FaceTime or regular? FaceTime. She'll be excited. It's called like the, it definitely starts with an A. Or you know what we could do? Dana.

Okay. We're recording. We're recording the podcast. I just know everything you're saying is being recording. And let me put you near. I'm putting you near the microphone. So we're trying to remember a word and it's from, I know it from the movie.

I feel pretty Amy Schumer. So Amy Schumer in the movie, I feel pretty. She's working for the makeup company and the makeup company like wants to sell a line of like affordable makeup at target. Right. That's like the whole premise makeup at Target right that's like the whole premise of the movie it's like oh you know I saw that with Jackie a million years ago

so you didn't watch it again after no what is the word that they use to describe like the cheaper makeup line like the secondary line oh it's like the it's like that no it's like the. Not hack-ified. No, it's, I think it starts with an A. Tina, if you're not busy, could you watch the movie right now? And get back to us? Yeah, can I get back to you? Yeah, by the way, can you do some researching and get back to me? I'll leave my phone on loud. 100%. By the end of the show, you'll have your answer.

No, I need it in the next five minutes. It's driving me crazy. In the next five minutes, you'll have your answer. Yeah. Give your phone to you. Bye. I'm dying. I feel like it's like a moose no it's like a bode what

the hell is it we'll find out this feels like who wants to be a millionaire phone a friend like it feels like there's a clock who would you phone i would phone you for a question on who wants to be a millionaire yeah someone with an encyclopedic knowledge it depends on the question i would either phone dana depending on the question or i'd phone mom yeah but it depends on the question like what if it's a question about like history or geography history or geography mom okay i really can't find this it's pissing me off or like maybe i'd phone someone in my phone who was like the smartest person in my class me like hey we haven't seen each other in 10 years but can you help me oh my god like literally do i

have ethan freed's number like he was the valedictorian ethan freed i wonder i probably do i'm like yeah i do or like you went to Harvard. If it was a history question, like phone a professor from my phone. Do you have any of your professor's phone numbers? No, but could I call like the office, the registrar's office? Connect me to a professor? I feel like when you go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, like you have to preload like one phone number. They know you're going to call like your brother.

Like, you don't get your contact list. I only get one person. And that person needs to know to be by their phone. Well, they would be. Yeah. I'm phoning Ethan Fried. You're totally right. Yeah.

Like find the smartest, most encyclopedic knowledge person in my phone. Like a person who went to Harvard. I think maybe I would make a friend before I went on the show. Like a new friend and I would use them. I would hang out at the library. And I would let them think we're really friends. But it was really so we could get close. So I could call you when I go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Or this is like the premise of a rom-com. Wait, you know you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, so you hang out at like the local library or wherever smart people are. Or no, someone from your high school who was really smart. You're like, they know everything. I'm going to get in touch with them, pretend like I want to get together. I'm going to use them. And that's where the movie, you know, at 75%-

Oh my God, wait, I love, I love, I love. At 75% of the movie, like there's a fight and things things go south it's because he found out he was being used for the game show yep and but she really did fall in love with him along the way in love with him and she goes on the game show and she has a question and it's a question of something that they spoke about when they first met yes and she calls him and it's like will he pick up has he forgiven her i know we like joke and like make dumb ideas all the time. This movie sounds, I have chills. It sounds incredible.

Will he pick up? Has he forgiven her? What are we calling the movie? And she calls him and he picks up because he's like, I'm going to help her find. And then he runs to the studio. And she calls him to say, I know the answer to the question

because you told me and I remembered. And I'm calling you to tell me I'm going to be a millionaire and I love you no I have chills I have chills she knows she knows the answer because he it's something he had told her when he like thought she wasn't listening wait how do we get this film made like dead serious I feel like actually like Loki a lot of influential like producers like we should write a script we should write a script what's the movie called it needs like a killer name like who wants to be a

the game of love oh my god and the credits obviously we have michelle branch and our king santana it's all in the game of love it's all in a game of love that's like one of the few songs i can play in the guitar who would we cast in our movie as like our beautiful game show contestant like our nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome yeah and like then are like funny i'm the funny friend first of all like if we're a movie. You bet your ass I'm gonna be in it. Oh for sure. Okay let's think. Beautiful actress. That we want to platform.

And her life has like kind of hit a standstill. So she like applies for game shows. She doesn't have like her life together. Yeah. So someone who's like kind of like. You know. Yeah. Well it really could be anyone.

But like who do we love as an actress? Kiki Palmer. Who we think should be In more things Kiki Palmer Kiki Palmer Like that's literally What we say about her Okay and our nerdy

Our nerd who takes off His glasses and everybody Realizes he's handsome I don't know I think we need a casting Yeah and I think maybe We discover like a fresh New face

I'd love a fresh new face An FNF Yeah I'm so excited Please get in contact Jackie and I Are clients of William Morris and just have your people call our people yeah oh my god Claudia we're gonna be movie producers yeah but I didn't see that for this morning when I woke up that I was gonna be

writing an award-winning script we did just like kind of spoil the movie especially like not that rom-coms can be spoiled because they're just like no but the one moment like she knows the answer like that's the best part and you think that the twist is gonna be like will he pick up and the fact that he picks up is like oh that's the chills but no the chills are that no i know the declaration was signed in 1776 but what i don't know is will you marry me but just know no movie i'm a part of is gonna have the girl promoting proposing to the boy as i was finishing the thought, like, that should be the question. The question is, will you marry me?

But then we'd have to switch, and it'd have to be the nerdy girl and the handsome man. No, it's not as cute. Oh, one thing, if I'm producing, like, some sort of romantic love story, like, it's going to be traditional as fuck. Like, the girl's going to be wearing an apron. Like, there's no sort of, like, she proposes to him, or she takes initiative. No, he's opening the car door. Like, it's old going to be wearing an apron. Like, there's no sort of like, she proposes to him or she takes initiative. No, he's opening the car door. Like, it's old school.

He makes more money than her. Oh, yeah, because he's also like a Silicon. He sold his company in Silicon Valley. He's a multi, multimillionaire. Yeah. That just goes without saying. Who turns out he owns the network. Oh, and he owns the network.

And they reach out to her to be on the show because he always had a crush on her. No, I hate that. I hate that. I like this. Wait, listen to me. Listen to me. It's my movie. Jackie, it's okay. This is called like a brainstorming session not every idea is a good idea um wait fuck i had a good idea hold on what were we saying plot for the movie oh oh and there should also be like flashback scenes to like them in high school like how they interacted and like maybe we have like a young sabrina carpenter and there's perhaps

a song cute just that i could even be our lead i mean i love her like love love love let me see if dana texts me she didn't just she'll find it um and we need a movie a name for the movie okay that i think we can sit on maybe we like save one thing for like the people to be surprised by yeah or they don't know what the movie's called and then they go to the movies and see this movie that they don't know

and they don't realize it's the one that we just wrote out. How the fuck did we get here? Because Dana, phone a friend. Amy Schumer, affordable skincare line. Where did we,

how did we get there? How did we start talking about Amy? We were looking for a word for like accessible. Yeah, affordable line of something. We were talking about St. Bart's? No, we were past that.

The outlets. They make clothes for the outlets. So you're right. Now it's like, it's not like the good stuff that never like got sold makes it to the outlets. They make like cheap shit just to send to the outlets. That I agree with. Right, so I haven't been in a while.

They make their accessible line. Right, exactly. Their outlet friendly line. And I would love to go. So maybe that's in store for us this weekend and then my final question is after saint parts are you going to come back here you're just going to like fly i am going home finally do they have a direct flight yes oh okay okay yeah so my time is winding down but it was more than we bargained for no and like i'm going else. I'm not going home to my mouse-filled apartment. It's all good.

Yeah. Bruno is sleeping with his eyes open. Well, now I just woke him up, but he's sleeping with his eyes open. I'm sorry, no. His eyes are closed, and he's sleeping, sitting up. Because he wants to present well for the show, and he said when he lays flat, he doesn't like how he looks on camera. Ain't that the truth.

But he's a sleepy man because he works hard. Also, how relieved am i that we started our health journey two days ago and i'm gonna continue that health journey till i go to saint bart's and i'm also gonna spend i'm gonna spend the weekend like pillaging your closet going shopping for anything i might need and sitting outside in like a bandeau and i need i can't show up so pasty especially when the tailors have been there for a week i offered you a spray tan but i want to get a real tan okay when i'm in st barth yeah there's really no reason why not just go lay on my new outdoor furniture exactly so today's gonna be a great day we have an amazing show we

have queenie and weenie and we just have two gals who love each other we just wrote a movie who yeah two we have two producers slash screenwriters things we did that things we're about to do the damn thing we're about to do this and we did that oh we did, that. Things we're about to do, the damn thing. We're about to do this and we did that. Oh, we did do that and we will do this. Oh,

how are the stories? Solid. Not as a rock. Solid. Solid. Oh, I had another update that I wanted to share

with everyone that's a kind of major that everyone needs to know about. We've been teasing all week being so annoying about this merch drop that we kind of major that everyone needs to know about. We've been teasing all week, being so annoying about this merch drop that we have next week. We are so excited about it.

We actually decided to move it up a day. I swear, it has nothing to do with me going to St. Bart's. We could have left it. We could have left it on Wednesday. Even though you're going to St. Bart's, but we're so excited and we don't want to miss it because you're, not miss it, but like for it to be rushed.

So we're moving it to Tuesday. That way we can start wearing it on Monday. We'll start teasing soon. Because I wanted to it today but it gave too many people too many days to steal the idea timu is gonna steal it like just down our throats i know timu is gonna start making toast merch because we're so successful we sell like millions of sweatshirts we are not sold anywhere we're not sold on team we're not sold anywhere other than the website which name i can't remember shoptoastmerch.com we keep changing it shoptoastmerch shoptoastmerch dropping tuesday now t t t t t t t t t t t t t tuesday jr t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t so they can't start stealing. We're so paranoid, you guys. We just think that this item, the thing is,

the girls are going to love it for a multitude of reasons because it's so toasty and it's so cute and it's like a set and stuff. But I think any person, you don't need to be a toaster to wear it. I could see this going viral on TikTok for real.

Us seriously becoming billionaires and maybe I could buy a house in St. Barts. Oh my God, that would be beautiful. I would love that. You know like Lala Kent said, she bought a house with the money she made on send it to daryl shop it yeah but now that we've said that it's not gonna happen you know what i mean yeah we can cut it out no it's just like it's just the it's not even about the show it's just like the karmic rules like if you actually some people call that manifesting i think if you like say something, you jinx it.

You're wearing capris. I mean, they're leggings that give a few inches. That give a few inches, yeah. And tell me about your decision

because there's a big chatter about capris on TikTok. Buddy, I saw the capris and they're Bermuda shorts that people are talking about. And tell me about

my decision. They're Spanx leggings and they're really nice and the rest of my leggings are in the wash great so that's that's the reasoning i'm wearing leggings that are too long you know they're bunching up on my toes maybe you could give me some no literally give me scissors but i feel like if my leggings were hit my ankle i couldn't wear these shoes i think you could no i tried the other day and they just they looked like I think it's a better look with these shoes that I got that I like well um are you gonna steal these shoes I guess these shoes are the only things that are off limits yeah by the way I would

like if I said Jack for if you're not watching on YouTube Jackie's wearing this new pair of expensive shoes that she just bought she posted about them she was so excited I would never ask first of all I'm not dumb and second of all and what's so great about Jackie is if I said to Jackie listen I had this outfit like I need those shoes give them to me she'd be like okay yeah I would and I'm going straight back to New York and you wouldn't have them for months and like you would still you're so good like that yeah I don't know where that comes from like I want everyone to wear my things I want my things to be worn but when we were kids oh my god we were all the opposite like if somebody took like a shit stain t-shirt that I owned literally like physical fight yeah maybe I got all of that out of my system on my shit stain t-shirts and maybe because like

I spend so much time and energy like curating and money and it's like I want these things to be worth exactly what I paid for them to have life and I want my sisters to look lovely and look right for the occasion yeah nobody like ever asks me to borrow my stuff so i don't know how i would react maybe it's like do i have ugly stuff but i could see it not bothering me anymore either it's like yeah take it just bring it back yeah and even if like you stained it or something i'm just not attached to these things either it's like i love material items i love them like they give me an energy boost and a shot of adrenaline like nothing else but i don't like deeply care or get attached to things yeah you know what i mean i feel that way about like everything something like if spills in my house i'm just like it's not a big deal well i think that's

just like motherhood you know yeah perspective yeah i like that about myself i like that about you too how are you in your house if something were to spill depends who spilled it like if ben spilled it i take it and we talked i did record an episode of the good guys yesterday and josh was like what do you guys like really fight about and i was like the cleanliness because it seems like a surface thing but i find it really disrespectful like if i'm constantly picking up after you and you're just leaving things behind for like your maid to pick up i find it rude and um so when ben spills something i'm like oh my god it's an attack yeah if you were to come to my house and spill something like i know you're a careful person intentions yeah it's like for me if ben were to spill something it just highlights that carelessness that carelessness which is a

direct attack on you and it really really bothers me i can understand that like i don't know if i told you this but ben stained your carpet where in the room that we're sleeping in okay with like an orange body armor remember i told you there was an orange stain yeah yeah and i asked you i told you i said what is this no i told you i'm like by the way there's an orange stain in the room and i don't know if it was there before but like it definitely wasn't because there was a big bottle of orange body armor right next to the stain and i'm like ben did you do this and he was like oh i guess i did and i was like do you want to do something about it it's been two days and i want to shout out major shout out to one of

our two sponsors that branch basics oxy clean thing the powder i've never used that one i use the spray it's gone go look it's literally you have the cleanest carpet in the country oh my god thank you i use that stain remover. I have like buccal chairs in my kitchen table. Well, I did stain your couch while I was here too. Actually, Bruno did.

It was a joint effort. It was me and Bruno. I'm like, I honestly felt really bad because it's a brand new couch. And it was like low key. It was like, I was eating a,

this is why I shouldn't eat fruit. I should just eat chips because chips don't stain. A fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. And you know, like the juice at the bottom. Fruit juice.

I was like almost done with it and I got up and Bruno attacked it and all the juice spilled onto Jackie's couch. And like, honestly, like we couldn't tell Zach. Like it was brand new. We got the stain out. We got the stain out with that Branch Basics product. It was fabulous. Because Zach isn't as laissez-faire about stains.

No, I know. Because stains are a problem. He takes all stains and like imperfections to heart. I agree. By the way, i feel the same like your home i i would react the same you wouldn't react like me zach's like oh this fat bitch is in my house for a month she's staining everything get the fuck out of here bitch like i could tell zach was like oh but then it's part of a larger issue then yeah yeah yeah but do you think zach

wants me out of his house no and he by the way never knew about what happened oh that's the thing claudia cleaned it and it was clean so no harm no foul he never ran out and good thing he doesn't listen to the podcast um yeah but even if he did like i he wouldn't be upset if he like if we told him the story now we're like by the way there was one sustained here and claudia got out it's gone then no no no no okay and so i guess i'm two for two with the stains two for two no i really recommend that brunch basics product they are not even Sponsored today It's the laundry It's like the oxy laundry Was it for laundry

Well yeah you could Use it in laundry But it's a stain remover too And the back gives you The instructions on how to I'm sorry I'm actually Three for three I've stained something else

What You know that pair of pajamas That I borrowed Without asking The tie dye ones The yellow ones Yeah I feel like if I tell you this

You're not going to want To wear them again But they're completely clean Okay I'm listening I got my period so yeah no that's the deal breaker for me i'm not mad they're completely but they're so super clean i'm not mad at you they're now yours no no come on i know you love them i don't want to ruin them for you i'm so clean amazing pajamas from my sister okay who bought me a gift of pajamas i did i told you guys that i bought jackie a gift and i actually really wanted to give it to you on the toast.

Have you opened it? But they came on a Friday afternoon. I'm sorry. I wasn't waiting three days to have you open a package. I love them. And now they're washed and I will wear them. And I also got a package of fresh pajamas from We Are Sundays. Okay.

I forget what the name is. Something with Sundays. In My Sundays, I think. I saw them from Shannon. Delicious pajamas. And also my favorite pajamas are Rach Par parcell pajamas you do love those love because they cinch at the ankle do you know where rach parcell is right now st bart's she sent me her itinerary it all comes back to st bart's it all comes back to rach parcell that's true too now without further ado

yeah because we got work we actually have a lot to do today so without further ado let's get into the fast five stories that you need to know if you're an active toaster you know that we love the reusable paper towels from papaya a quick refresher for anyone new is one reusable paper towel replaces 17 rolls of disposable so can we just acknowledge how crazy that is they each come with a cute little hook that you hang on your backsplash or by your sink so when you have a mess you just grab it off the hook clean clean, clean, clean, rinse it and hang it up for next time. So Ben is like the type of person where there's like a tiny spill. Oh, we need a whole roll.

It's so wasteful. It's not economical either. So having these reusable paper towels, I find to be fabulous. So they really also don't get like gross or smelly, which I really like. It's a must have in your kitchen. So we're not going to go back to having these enormous packs of paper towels in our apartment. It's just not feasible. No, I absolutely love using my papayas in the kitchen. I just use one to clean up after a beef stew night. I literally use the same sheet to clean my counters, my stovetop, the table after we ate, the floor

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you're welcome our first story tailored swift performed her first sydney eras tour show sydney lots of news lots of celebs in attendance including katie perry and rita aura oh oh my god i kind of like a crazy busy morning i don't know if i told you i gotta go to bed till two in the morning because i was so excited about my trip to st bart's and so i woke up like in a mood and late and i didn't even do my hair and I just like made a coffee and came to the studio so I didn't even get I saw one thing from her show last night which is that she brought out Sabrina Carpenter for a surprise song to sing White Horse and they did this like really pretty harmony really pretty Katy Perry was there by the way love Rita Ora was there why are they in Australia I do not know they were also like there together

it was like just like a pop start convention i'm obsessed don't forget that bad blood is about katie perry so everyone was filming her while the song was playing and what was her reaction she was like singing along nodding her head and then she posted a carousel from the evening and included a video of bad blood do you think it's possible that katie perry like doesn't know that song's about her? No, because I think her including in her carousel was like her taking the sting out. Yeah. I love that these two like buried the hatchet when they did, but we never got like any sort of follow-up to it.

I was like, I wonder if they are still friends. And Katy Perry's caption on the slideshow was like, got to see an old friend shine tonight. No, I'm obsessed. This is so cute. Love, love, love. Like die. Travis was there at the show.

In the... In the tent behind Katy Perry. Oh, I missed all of this. My God. Yeah, you didn't watch Liz Wood's stories this morning and it shows. Oh my God, by the way,

I think I feel like an integral part of me being prepared for this show is watching Liz Wood's stories. Yeah, throughout the day. No, especially when I wake up. Yeah. Oh, I always miss it when I wake up and then later in the day I watch it

and I'm like, oh, that's what Claudia was talking about. And I feel like I'm the type of person who really can be influenced. I have my opinions and they are mine. But her thoughts definitely form my opinions. No. And I finished Love is Blind last night. And we're going to talk about it at the end of the show.

And I have the way. So I need to say my Love is Blind thoughts. But the best part of finishing the show was getting to go on Twitter and see the memes. That's the best part of finishing any show. But yes. And then Zach see the memes that's the best part of finishing any show but yes and then zach was like what did you think and i started talking about my thoughts claudia i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard for myself like finally getting to like say all my jokes like you've been oh my god you have been like really you've been silenced he thought i took like i was acting like i took an edible that's how hard i was laughing just from like the the memes and my own thoughts like so cute oh took like i was acting like i took an edible that's how hard i was laughing just from

like the the memes and my own thoughts like so cute oh my god i was having the best time love it um anyway she posted something on her stories about love is blind that i felt in my soul by the way travis was in the tent the tent with everyone yeah and god i need to see this kind of like back behind katie perry and he's really tall he needs to be in the back he was waiting for her and they kiss but it's just as liz said like it's once we've seen them kiss in hd like it's not as big of a deal to see them kissing from like 300 feet away okay i feel like i cannot properly do my job like just give me one second Rita Ora. She also changed the lyric to Guy on the Chiefs again. She did?

Oh my God, wait, you guys. It's weird for you to like be telling mean news about Taylor. It is weird, but I also feel like none of this is like really the craziest things I've ever heard. No, no, no. What is crazy is that a member of Blink-182 went to the show with his wife because I guess Blink-182 is touring in Australia. Oh, that is crazy.

And Kourtney's there with P and she didn't go to the show with his wife because I guess Blink-182 is touring in Australia. Oh, that is crazy. And Kourtney's there with P and she didn't go to the show nor did Travis. Oh, you know Penelope was begging her mother. And the guy from Blink-182, Mark, took a selfie with Taylor Swift. Like they went backstage, I think, and they saw her and... Wait, that's insane. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's...

Oh, yeah, I see. I see them i see them oh baz lurman was there creator of the elvis movie oh yeah he was there wow i'm sorry i'm just catching up i'm so lame no it's fine that's what the show the toast is here for oh my god and i think she's saying how you get the girl yeah she did how you get the girl and then um white horse and coney island like medley she's loving the medleys yes she is i love coney island it's very mr shoe it's giving mashup week and the glee club i just want to say i saw a bit of fake news today that people that circulated i think it's like clown on something that i actually made me sad to find out it wasn't true. Okay. That there is going to be a Glee reboot,

and James Corden will be playing Mr. Shoe. A perfect casting has never been more perfect. I actually disagree, but... No, but it's supposed to be like peak annoying. And peak annoying and musical. James Corden is extremely musical. He would be an amazing Mr. Shoe. I like James Corden.

Like, I'm over the... And Mr. Shue is meant to be like an over enthusiastic teacher. He's trying to get these delinquents to care about music. Oh my god you just reminded me of something. Remember I've been keeping you abreast on Nara Smith? Yeah. She's canceled. They found out you guys. She's Mormon. They're like she's a trad wife Mormon girl. Like okay calm down that's literally like why is she canceled she's really canceled no but they're like oh my god I can't believe I found out like everyone's mad that she's Mormon like they're mad what's wrong with being Mormon nothing literally

like that's crazy I know but that wasn't I found out Nara was Mormon and also not in Congress with her content no and she literally she's not trying to convert people. She just like posted that somebody asked for her morning routine and she reads her scripture in the morning. How sweet is that? That's sweet. Yeah. Leave Nora alone.

Yeah. So that was the heiress tour last night. She didn't say Sydney, but the crowd chanted it. So Taylor Nation posted encouraging people during Blank Space to do Sydney. And she nodded like she acknowledged it and she liked it, but she didn't say it herself. No, it's from the 1989. It's part of Swifty lore, but it's not a part of. Actually, she was in the 1989 era.

Like, why couldn't she? I feel like she should have. It wouldn't. Yeah, me too. It's like funny. Yeah. And it's like a really viral trend on TikTok too. Yeah.

So maybe tonight, but probably not. Wow, i can't believe i missed all of this love the katie perra like rita aura is me as a famous person like everywhere all at once but like not really ever like putting anything out or being successful do you know what i mean a few things she puts out are wonderfully successful yeah no i like i like her. I do. But what does she do? I don't know.

I like her. She's on The Masked Singer sometimes. The Masked Singer Australia. She has good songs. She has good songs, but she's not like a person who's like, we wait for her music to drop. No, but if you see her name on a song, it's like, oh, I'll give it a shot. Sing me one of her songs.

What's her most favorite song? why oh she's oh she's on black widow right what's i'm gonna love you until you hate me oh yeah that's so classic show them what show them what how are you gonna break me it's iggy azalea too i don't know like who gets the credit for it i feel like it's more so iggy azalea no i like that for her the top five for rita ora are songs i don't know right now but i just know that i know so many rita ora songs and i like them dana said she came up empty-handed say watch the movie do the work just kidding dana. She said, I'm about to buy the script for $24. Perfect. I'll Venmo you half. I'll Venmo her the other half.

I'm cracking up. So, yeah, let's move on. Let's move on. But love this night in Australia. PETA did come for Travis and Taylor, as predicted by the Toast, like shaming them for going to a zoo. Once again, PETA, like wrong tree wrong you're barking up the wrong tree pain yeah I kind of love that nobody takes PETA seriously anymore yeah I feel like we were kind of integral on that yeah they did it to themselves

they shot themselves in the foot our next story Bravo drama because Brandi Glanville has accused Yandy Cohen of sexual harassment, inviting her to watch him have sex with a Bravo star. So Brandi Glanville is accusing Bravo head honcho Andy Cohen of sexually harassing her, according to a scathing letter her attorney sent to NBC, Shed Media, and Warner Brothers that was obtained by Page Six. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum claims that Andy sent her a video in 2022 in which he appeared obviously inebriated.

He allegedly boasted in the clip that he wanted to sleep with another Bravo star while thinking of Glanville per the letter and invited Brandy to watch him engage in the sexual act via FaceTime. The identity of the star that he allegedly wanted to hook up with was not disclosed in the letter.

The letter says Mr. Cohen was Miss Glanville's boss at the time and exercised complete and total control over her career. This was Ms. Glanville's boss at the time and exercised complete and total control over her career. This was an extraordinary abuse of power that left Ms. Glanville feeling trapped and disgusted. It is inconceivable that Mr. Cohen remains in his post in spite of this behavior and harkens back to the bad old days of Matt Lauer and NBC News when profits were prioritized over people.

Now, I'm really curious if this will have any sort of impact on Andy's career because I think the way a lot of people see this is like Brandi Glanville um was ousted from Bravo completely after the most recent incident on um the ultimate girls trip that she filmed with Caroline Manzo she what she was being accused of sexual harassment because she tried to kiss Caroline Manzo I think Brandi sees it as like we were literally just having fun it was like so not serious and Brendan I mean and Caroline Manzo sees it as like literally somebody attacked me so I think a lot of people feel like this is Brandy like trying to get back at Bravo for like oh you're gonna paint me as a sexual harasser well I have this video now Andy did release a statement like a tweet let me see it just it says the video shows Kate Chastain and

I very clearly joking to Brandy it was absolutely meant in jest and Brandy's response clearly communicated she was in on the joke. That said, it was totally inappropriate and I apologize. So I actually feel like Andy's tweet like perfectly encapsulates, like it was a beyond in it. Like I feel like Andy does sometimes forget that like he is this powerful person with the housewives. Like he is their boss.

They're all like bending over backwards to make him happy. I mean, he definitely can get away with a lot of it because he's like famous and he's gay and he's not like a real sexual threat because he's gay so he definitely gets away with a lot but like it really is when you think about it like beyond inappropriate yeah however um I don't think this will stick also because like it does and I'm sure and and he said you can tell by um brandy's response i'm sure brandy responded like in jest at the time but you could say that that was because she was worried about her position i think what brandy's accusing andy of is exactly what has happened to brandy right and she's i think she has every right to do so and she's not wrong in saying like you are my boss and no i'm not gonna and by the

way not play along because that could affect my career if you didn't know any of these people and you read like the lawsuit like you would you would say this is like a textbook case of sexual like you didn't know that Andy was gay you didn't know these people were famous you didn't know Brandy's persona up until this point you just read the text message and the lawsuit like yeah what her lawyer said is like 100 factual context like is key do i think like brandy felt in that moment like she was being taken no like i think brandy like knows the score with andy um but i feel like she's definitely like punching back yeah at the network because she's now she's been painted as like this sort of like predator yeah yeah she has it i also think that nothing

none of these accusations are like, things are sticking to Bravo. No, they're not. Or to Andy. But I could see a future where it does. Like, I feel like Andy's behavior, if like, I feel like- He gets away with a lot. He gets away with a lot in what is a workplace.

Yeah, for us, it seems like a fun workplace. But like he does play favorites. And he does make jokes. And that kind of stuff like doesn't fly in today's workplace culture. No, it doesn't. But, and people don't really realize this. They just see Andy and they think that he's like the boss of the network. He actually did something really, really smart many years ago.

He is not in charge of casting he's actually like not a boss he's not the housewives boss he is a he himself is talent he works i think he just did a when i read his for his first diaries book he was talking about it so that was a like six seven years ago he his job is with embassy row and he has like a production deal with with nbc universal just like talent too now but but i'm saying not in like a in the courts could like you know they can't he's actually not their boss hr but i'm saying like in the court of like public opinion like because he is the face of bravo and he does have you know, he runs the reunion. And when people like you want to feel like he likes you.

Yeah, of course. He definitely has influence. Yeah. So I don't know. I just, I feel like he's always like drinking, going out with different cast members and playing favorites. And I could just see like, you know, I think he should scale back on that.

But I also think he's like not going to be doing this job forever. And I do, I think a lot about like what the future of bravo looks like without andy because this is like obviously his whole shtick but it can exist without him but there's still like the watch happens live element like who when the time come like who is andy's replacement and when when will that time be will he go out on his own or will like this amalgamation of little scandals over the years surmounting like one big New York Times article to end it all yeah like no I don't I don't think that's what's gonna happen but I just I do feel like he's put himself in this position where because he's gotten like so close with people and it also is a work relationship where he does have power that like he's open he Yes, definitely, definitely. But I have to imagine he thinks of that.

Like I don't think he thinks he's untouchable. I think he's just been like having fun. Yes, yes. But who do you think is like his... Viewed through the wrong lens, like it's nefarious. Literally this lens... This lens is incredibly nefarious.

For sure. Who do you think is Andy's replacement when the time comes? Well, the thing is with like networks and things like this is they never just choose someone they try out a lot of different people you're gonna host this and then you stop caring and then we hate everyone and then it just we irrelevant period i think that they should make a decisive choice i think they should like start training someone but that they won't they won't yeah but in your ideal scenario like who is it

is it a former bravo liberty is it a podcaster there's so many like famous like jerry o'connell could be a good a good one i feel like it needs to be someone gay if it's going to be a man okay and i'm like also not into like the straight men taking over bravo like can we have something okay someone jewish for the shtick oh i would love that josh peck ben soffer the good guys totally but like they know nothing like for someone who comes to mind for me always is like danny pellegrino someone with a you need to have extensive bravo knowledge so somebody who's been watching forever i don't follow him so i don't know his personality he's a great interviewer but he's true himself and what i think what makes him a great interviewer is like and andy i think struggles with this like great interviewer is like, and Andy I think

struggles with this. Andy himself is talent and he struggles to let someone else shine. He also is like a star. Danny Pellegrino is very good about like, I'm going to interview you, I'm not talking, I'm listening. Yeah. So you need someone who's like a weapon. Does he have good takes?

I guess you don't need takes if you're just going to be the referee. Yeah. He's just like kind of a pop culture. I don't know why I always think of him, but who do people think? I would love, sound off in the comments. Yeah. He's just like kind of a pop culture. I don't know why I always think of him, but what, who do people think? I would love, sound off in the comments, like your ideas. Like who do you think would make the best replacement for Andy? That time is coming. I don't know if it's like tomorrow or in five years, but like there is going to be a time where Bravo and the shows will still exist without Andy. I'm so curious what that looks like. Could be a woman. It could.

Who? Heather McDonald. A lot of people thought for a while there was like rumors that they were grooming Craig Conover to take over for Andy. Andy did address it because it got like to be such a rumor. He was like, that's literally not true. I don't think Craig would want to do that. I also don't think that's a good idea. No, but I think Craig would be like, why?

Yeah. I think about that often. Well, are you ready for our next story? Some TV news adjacent because Wendy Williams has been diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and aphasia. So sad. Yeah, her team announced on Thursday morning that she has been diagnosed with those things. As Wendy's fans are aware in the past that she has been open with the public about her mental health struggles with Graves disease and lymphedema as well as other

significant challenges related to her health. The press release said that she underwent a battery of tests in 2023 after memory started to fail and she began to lose words and act erratically. I honestly feel like this diagnosis like really tracks because if you're following her journey it feels like all at once like it all just went downhill. She went from being like a successful you know top of her game. She could sling words like it was nobody's business to almost overnight like things appear to be so different and we didn't hear from her. So this is so so so sad especially for someone who is so sharp like yeah really like cutting yeah um this is really sad like i i have a very soft spot in my heart for wendy williams me too and i just hope

that she put out that documentary it's clear that there are nefarious actors yeah because in her midst yeah she shouldn't have put out that documentary but i think she needs some money yeah and i hope that she has the like support and just like true people around her. Yeah. So that she can be as comfortable as possible right now. Yeah. Because her ex-husband was nefarious. Yeah.

So like when they were married and then even after like stealing from her, like you're right. I feel the fact that we got a documentary like a month ago and now we have this big news. It's like, what was that documentary? It seems like a cash grab yeah it gives me a pit well that certainly but i just hope at least that they grab the cash and they're using it for wendy's benefit and wendy's benefit only no it's so true the whole situation gives me such a pit i just hope she has like at least one person like looking out for her acting in her best

interest and that person even has the the their hands on the levers of control to be able to get her what she needs right because she's also with her own money she's in a conservatorship correct yeah but it's like no so and it's like who's in charge of it it's like well it's not a conservatorship it's a um like a trust yeah her money is like in a guardianship a court-ordered guardianship um but it i had read somewhere it was like wells fargo is like in charge well that's not bad no but they're saying the family was saying that it's like that guardian is being nefarious i don't know wells fargo seems legit i don't know i this whole situation is just so sad like i really love wendy as a fellow woman in media she's really a trailblazer yeah she is

big time yeah and i know i always i literally can't talk about wendy williams without talking about this moronic lifetime movie she did about her life where like it was like some of the worst acting and production i've ever seen in my life but i learned a lot about her journey she really is impressive like she just started this little radio show and ended up on TV five days a week. Like it's a dream. Yeah. It's a dream.

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a menu item previously introduced internationally that combines the names and flavors of both food dishes of pizza and chicken. No, I'm like so all about food ingenuity. Me too. And I feel like whenever we have food news, even if it's not for me, like I will support it. And I don't like to yuck people's yums,

but this is a yuck. No, and this is also like one of these, I'm sorry, you're dead on the floor. Like, you know, Panera is facing a lawsuit because of their charged lemonade, like killed people. One bite of this Cheez-I, your artery is clogged and you're dead. Like it's literally the most,

it's fried chicken, pepperoni, cheese. That that's insane and it just like makes you think are they trying to kill us no it definitely makes you think because i feel like fast food started and there's so many great things about fast food in general and like it's so tasty and we love it and it's convenient it's affordable but like are you trying to kill us no it's giving's giving clogged artery. It's giving bad news bears. And like, why can't two things just be separate? It's giving Mr. Shoe. It's giving mashup. It's giving mashup week at the Glee Club.

But I love a mashup and I do not like this. I love a mashup too. What do you think is the best mashup of all time? Because I have my answer. Oh, DJ Earworm. The king of mashups. Yeah, but I meant like two songs two songs is one or three three songs not 55 okay um like I wasn't prepared for this question like

you clearly are yeah I am um it's enchanted x wildest dreams like I think it's from the 1989 tour it's like a seven minute song it's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard and it's like just empowering interesting you know what else was a good mashup I heard once? Tell. Toxic X Look What You Made Me Do. Love. Where'd you hear it? It played in the Soul Cycle.

And it made me love Look What You Made Me Do. And now I still love it. You know what made me love Look What You Made Me Do? The Eros tour. It was never a song I really liked. Like I respected like what it need, how she needed it and how she used it for her comeback. Like all that.

But from a musical standpoint, like I actually really didn't like it um but I thought the performance of it on tour is so good and I'm like you know actually this is a good song um so those were the five stories you needed to know every single one no no no it's not the five stories the fifth and final story I can still use my ipad but it's a bit of love is blind news that will lead into Another recap Okay I figured out The Amy Schumer And it honestly like It didn't hit

In the way that I needed it to It's like not what I thought But it's right Okay They launched a Diffusion line At Target Okay

So stupid Okay Our fifth and final story Our fifth and final story Is love is blind news Because Jeremy from Love is Blind of Laura and Jeremy has been accused as being engaged when he applied to the show. So a woman has come forward claiming that Love is Blind star Jeremy Lutensky

ended their engagement in 2022 in order to go on the hit Netflix series. lutinsky ended their engagement in 2022 in order to go on the hit netflix series britney mcliberty made the accusation underneath her new fiance's about laura's instagram post on thursday night suggesting that the pair even lived together before their split saying quote did he ever tell you about his ex-fiance from right before you surely not or the house we sold a week or two before he finished filming before he filmed for this show right he talked about the house he was like i used to own a house and i guess it's kind of weird like why would you sell your house like he's like well i want to sell my house at my next house i would buy with my with my future wife but no it's because you broke up with your fiance and you

had a house together right so okay and then i saw a picture of him and a woman and a child like there's also a kid and i guess that's his ex-fiance however i was doing some digging last night and it seems as though this show was filmed in august okay of this year just because i was stalking jess and that's when there was a jump from like july to september wait remember when they went to clay's house and he had a mood board for the year yeah what year was that i feel like was. I feel like it was 23. Okay. But no, I didn't see it. But that's. Did you see him having the TikTok logo on his mood board?

No. Oh my God. Yeah. Me and Ben thought that was weird. Oh my God. No. So all these little things, like I don't know about them yet. So if they film this in August, and I don't know why you had said October.

I thought you said they filmed this in October. No, I never said that. Stop. And also the way. Stop putting words in my mouth. The way that they're talking, because a lot of these characters talking tiktok yes they're speaking in 2023 tiktok it's giving and not me and you wearing the same shirt no by the way that's like people have been talking that way for like two years three years oh I guess we've been saying like it's giving

for a while okay but I feel like it was filmed in August but that's just based on like my amateur research because if they broke up in 2022 and they sold their house in July, like maybe they broke up, it took them a while to sell their house. So that's why like, honestly, it's not giving smoking gun. No, Trevor has also been accused of having a girlfriend during the process.

I mean, she came with screenshots of text messages Trevor had sent her while he was literally like leaving the pods. Like when he got his phone back, talking about Chelsea. Yeah. In general though, when people are like, we were together when he went on the show. Like, I don't care.

No. And also I feel like historically it's like been such a thirsty thing to do. Like going to People Magazine being like, I knew The Bachelor before and we did. Like, I don't know why it gives, it never like makes me really think differently of that person. It doesn't either. Even though obviously Jeremy is a scoundrel, but just,

but even if he like had a fiance and they broke up and he applied for the show, maybe they were living together because they couldn't sell their house, but they weren't like still together. Giving Tom and Ariana. Like, I just feel like there's a lot of plausible deniability here. And even if say like he was,

he broke up with this girl to go on the show. I don't know. Like for some reason that just like doesn't do it for me I agree let's recap the actual show because I would love your thoughts on everyone okay I think we just go couple by couple and like where they're at starting with Johnny and Amy they're always the people I go to first because they were the first to get engaged and like honestly with the recent episodes my opinion on them changed the most okay Johnny and Amy this is what I got from Liz Woods's story when she was like it's so great to practice safe sex and like have these conversations and you know worry about being safe being safe but like

relax no no have you ever heard of a condom she said that he doesn't trust condoms enough he obviously has some sort of trauma I think from the way that he was saying it not trauma yeah from what I got from him is that I think i don't even know if he said this or he was just saying like that he grew up poor and he doesn't want that for his children yeah and so he's like a little nuts about not having kids until he feels like he's financially stable but they were also saying that both of them are in a place where they can buy a house right now and i understand like if you buy a house then that takes drains your finances and maybe you won't have as much for your child but like it's not as if they both are so financially unstable.

And so you have this person that you love and you want to marry them and you like are so scared about accidentally getting pregnant. Relax. You know, and like there's something more there. And she said like I didn't realize it was this big of a deal to him. And him like wanting her to go on birth control when she's never been on it in her life. And now is in a serious, she's engaged and now she's going to go on birth control when she's never been on it in her life and now is in a serious she's engaged and now she's gonna go on that's what i said yesterday

man's is so scared of like getting pregnant a year before he's ready yeah no and he kept saying like i know what's on the woman like i'll get a vasectomy first of all like he's just making her feel bad like the reason they're not having sex is because like every girl i've known has ever always been on birth control so it's never been an issue he's like putting it on her even though he's saying i'm not putting it on you like i could do something too no but it's so bizarre you can use a condom and by the way which is like a relatively new phenomenon like people have been like avoiding pregnancies for many years but also like a condom works 99 of the time unless it breaks which you can check to see if your condom broke and if your condom broke like you can take plenty no and No. And it's like, it's just like really, really crazy.

Yeah. It's really crazy. Like to the point of. Concern. Beyond red flag. So this was like the first time. And I had felt in the honeymoon, like he definitely likes her more than she likes him. And I could see her saying no. But for me, they were like the couple who were like one of the most promising of getting married.

This whole thing is weird. And these last three episodes were the first time I was like oh they're definitely not getting married i actually could see a world i'm sorry for repeating myself because i said this all yesterday i could see a world in which this season nobody gets married yeah let's talk through every couple but i would say for them they're not going to get married let's do clay and ad like having that weird fight in front of his mom and the sister who was like being very um like she was asking questions that felt really targeted and like condescending to A.D. She was asking serious questions I appreciated it and then it gave us insight into this dynamic where she kind of doesn't work and

No that's not fair. No no or she's not back to work yet. She's not back to work yet. Okay because then when the mom was like what did you do today and she's like I didn't have a lot going on like and I went to the gym it's like at least make something up about your day because that's just a bad look especially when he's working so hard like waking up at 6 a.m to get the jet ski running for the renters in lake norman that's where people told us we should get our house we should contact clay he obviously is in the real estate business yeah so that was a weird dynamic hustler he has owns his own house he's up it is weird. And me and Ben were arguing about this yesterday, that he's not sleeping at home.

And Ben's like, well, he literally has to work. So like, and I get it. And he was like, Ben was like, you know, he met this girl three weeks ago. Like he's not going to throw his whole career out the window. But at the same time, this is your fiance. And I think also the fact of them living in these houses that neither of them actually live in

is causing issues in their real life. Because it's like. If I have to drive all the way over there. It doesn't make sense for me to sleep in this. Random house. Random ass place. When I have a place here. That's more convenient. So I think he's probably like.

Sleeping at his. So this is kind of. Posing an issue. And I think it was also an issue. With other people. Yes. These houses. These random town houses.

I don't know why. And they do a part of the show. Which I like. When you go and see everyone's house. And they decide like. Oh we would live in this place together. Why they don't just live in this place together. But I also think for some couples,

this place is better than where they're going to move, where they won't have the space. Yeah. Like some people have houses that they're going to move into. Wonderful. Yeah, but like with Jimmy and Chelsea, she has a roommate,

so they have to live in Jimmy's studio. A studio when he works from home and he's on calls all day. Like I'm sure they're loving the townhouse. Yeah, yeah. That's townhouse yeah yeah that's actually really like threatened and even though he went to his place one night okay so should we switch to jimmy and chelsea or anything else you want to say about clay and clay yeah i don't know if they are going to get married um having the fight in front of the mother was really weird really weird yeah and i just feel like they were being condescending to her career

like she she said like she works in bottle service but like she would love to do real safe full-time so she's like doing a side hustle until like i think that's admirable and just she obviously took a leave of absence from her job for this show show um and she her not being back at work yet like it's nice like i like i feel i feel like they were just being condescending like i didn't like that like clay no like clay owns his business so everybody else is a piece of shit because your son like accomplished something that was the vibe i got that's not the vibe i got and if she's off like i think she's a hard worker and she obviously she works multiple jobs but you know she's gonna rag on him for like working too much when she's you know mulling around the house yeah it's a

it's not a great dynamic but it's not permanent whatsoever it'll be gone in one week yeah and also i just felt like it was a conversation they should have had like just the two of them yeah yeah not with like the you know the sister with the black lip line or getting involved yeah and to have a fight like in front of the mother it's like it's weird i'm putting your best foot forward and the first time you're meeting yeah but it's also like there's like a referee there. So you're not even like fighting how you normally would. But it's also having to put your best foot forward. It's also not fair fighting because it's his mom.

No, but she kind of took AD's side anyway. Being like, you have to work, but you also need to meet. I guess she kind of played both sides. Yeah. It was giving both sides. Yeah. Okay, Jimmy and Chelsea. What I said yesterday was I found Like these most three episodes

To be that kind of confusing Because on the honeymoon I was like oh my god He is figuring out An exit plan He's gonna get a parachute And jump out of the plane And these last three episodes

Aside from like their big fight I actually was getting the vibe That he was really into her I don't know Like he says one thing And I'm just like What is going on In this man's head

But like he doesn't deviate From this thing that he's saying No he hasn't left He hasn't broken up with her He from this thing that he's saying. No, he hasn't left. He hasn't broken up with her. He loves her and that he's happy. She is sabotaging the relationship. She is so needy. Oh my God.

And when she kept saying, you didn't kiss me yesterday. And it turns out he kissed her three times. And then she kept harping on, you didn't kiss me. Like, stop it. No, and Ben made a good point. And didn't they also have sex that day? No, it Ben was like, made a good point. And didn't they also have sex that day? Like. No, it's too much.

And like her, him calling her clingy, like, which is kind of an unkind word, but not untrue. No, not untrue. One of the most shocking parts of the episode was that who Jimmy decided to, you know, introduce her to was his two friends who are both girls, who he's known for two years. How are they all so close in two years? And why doesn't, hasn't he dated one of them? And what I had said on yesterday's podcast with Ben is, you know, it's a red flag.

You don't have any friends, like who you've known for more than two years and the two that you bring are girls. You have to keep in mind, they might, yeah, like his- These are the girls who will, these are his friends and family- Who were down.

Who wanted to, who were open to filming. And I could see that because they were perfect and they knew what questions to ask and understood the process. Agreed. So that didn't, wasn't a red flag to me. But yeah, it is kind of weird to have like super close girlfriends like that.

And some of the toasters were hypothesizing because everybody's like literally studying every frame of the preview coming up. Like, so a lot of people appear, it appears to be because they show three weddings. We have five couples. Well, now we have four. And with Jeremy and Ashley, I don't believe they're Jeremy and Ashley. What's her name? Jeremy and Laura.

They're not going to make it. They're not going to make it because they fucking cheated on her. And they keep showing three brides, three weddings. OK, but Chelsea is a picture of her. And I think she's in the bridal shop. So that's what everyone has surmised as well. Yeah. So there might only be two weddings, Clay and Johnny. Right. Because that's all they showed. And I don't think either of them. I don't't think either of them should get married I think this would be the first time where nobody gets married and I think that's okay I feel like Netflix is always trying to make at least one like I don't think we need in order for it to be successful yeah but in these episodes Jess came back and graced our screens and the way I'm I haven't fallen for a reality tv star in so long yeah

followed her on Instagram I was so I needed to get to the end of the episodes because I didn't want to see her Instagram and have anything spoiled so i went down like a whole rabbit hole and i also where i wanted to go i wanted to go to where it went when the show was filmed i wanted to see what jimmy saw of hers and what she saw of jimmy's because now at first i was disappointed when you said that like she's still obsessed with him but then i put myself in her shoes and she like she doesn't know him like we do yet. She loves his personality. She had the best time. And then she goes home and she sees his Instagram.

I looked at his pictures from July. He's cute. And it's okay. It was a handsome man I was talking to. Normal. Normal. He's got pictures with his buddies. Good job.

He has a nice apartment. Like. You could see yourself in his life. And it's like I could see still being obsessed with the person that I was obsessed with. For sure. When it turns out like they were handsome all along. No she got no closure like she has to finish the loop I do think she will if if I don't know if this is how it's going to go if they meet and talk and like even if they start dating a little bit like I do think she would see that this is not the guy for

her agreed I don't think he's man enough for her also I found Chelsea's been doing some interviews and I'm finding some inconsistencies in the things that she's saying you share because she said somewhere that she like had no clue what jimmy was going to look like and that he didn't look like what she expected whatever that would have been but then she also said on entertainment tonight they were talking about the megan fox thing of course and she said they didn't show but jimmy told me his celebrity doppelganger is christian mcafree amazing about the twins his twin yeah so you knew you had christian mccaffrey energy yeah so why did you say you didn't know what he looked like true like that's just like inconsistent yeah that was fair and he does look like christian mccaffrey and that

to me is like an accurate use of celebrity doppelganger agreed like you're not yeah exactly um kenny and britney breaking up thoughts it was like the most civilized breakup but he really did of celebrity doppelganger. Agreed. Like you're not, yeah, exactly. Kenny and Brittany breaking up. Thoughts. It was like the most civilized breakup, but he really did like a total 180.

What is with him and his phone? What happened? What, something happened, like, and that's what I feel like we'll maybe glean from the reunion. Something happened

between Kenny and Brittany when they got home. But also the day on the boat with the dolphins. Yes. He shut down that day. Yes, yes. Even when she was like, they were laying on the bowel on the boat with the dolphins yes he shut down that day yes yes even when she was like they were laying on the bowel of the boat and she was kept talking

and touching giving him trying everything and he was giving nothing he shut down he shut down there and continued to shut down when they got home and then he had his phone that he could go back to the phone true love what was that he asked a asked her a question he asked her like a serious question like you know whatever and then as she starts responding picks up his phone and by the way that could have been editing to like you know emphasize how much he's on his phone but there was still so much footage of him being on his phone why is he on his phone so much out to one in the morning like your principal your principal that was not a good look for a principal not at all that was weird yeah principal behavior the whole his how do you go back to being a principal how if your child is in that school

like how do you and you watch love is blind it's like hi principal can he like you get off your phone you know it's weird it was so weird the way things went down i'm glad that they just like ended it because it was like making me feel bad. And this girl was trying so hard. Could she be like more devoted? No, she couldn't have tried harder. She couldn't have tried harder. And she was so attracted to him when she saw him.

So when they kept talking about the crave, the crave, like, oh my God, stop. Yeah, but I think that she was saying like, I have no desire for you because like you are a freak and you shut down. Yeah. Because she did. She did. Oh my God. She was over the moon about him.

Yeah. I actually was really. I thought they were the strongest couple. I thought for sure they were getting married. And even the way they broke up. Like she's crying. She's you know prolonging the conversation. And she's also saying like okay there's something missing for me.

And he's like oh so it's missing. So. Bye. I'll like it's over. I'll see myself out. As opposed to like let's work on what's missing. Yeah. No.

He decided at some point. I don't know whether something happened or he just had a change of heart. He decided at some point he no longer wanted to do this. So he sabotaged the whole thing. Yeah, which I think is worse than just like, you know, saying this isn't working for me. I don't want to do it and ending it.

Then in there, like making her feel like lonely and probably crazy and like what's missing and questioning herself and then her breaking up with him just so that he doesn't have to. Be the villain. Yeah. I need Vanessa Lachey to like get down to the bottom of that at the reunion because that's like, that's like nagging me.

And what's going on on his phone when he's a principal? Like it's not a super phone heavy job. Right. And then. Till 1 a.m. Who's the last couple we haven't spoken about? Jeremy and Laura. The big one. The best part of the last couple we haven't spoken about? Jeremy and Laura. The big one.

The best part of the. By the way. Like the way she handled that conversation. Like let him keep lying. Keep lying. He's like you have my location. She's like well I didn't see. She's like tell me what you did.

She was up watching. I'm just. Like that was like probably one of the greatest like. Moments of suspense. No no. And like. Turning the tables on someone. It was so brilliantly executed.

Like bravo Laura Laura, bravo. Bravo. What is he doing? What a dirty fucking scoundrel. And you know what? Not to make it about me, but like, I don't know what it is about me. Like, I'm like naive

or I just give people the benefit of the doubt because I was like, okay, he was talking to Sarah Ann in the parking lot. Like, there's a lot to talk about till five. Like, I really was like going to believe him. So, so funny is that people have hypothesized. About the phone and the Apple Watch. Yes.

Because people notice he wears an Apple Watch. And so he knew that Laura had his location. No, because he shared it. Right. It wasn't like, oh, she has my location. Let me be stealth. It's like, let me misdirect her. Right.

So let me leave my phone in the car in the parking lot. Because I'm obviously going to go with Sarah. We'll take her car leave my phone in the car, in the parking lot, because I'm obviously going to go with Sarah. We'll take her car. And she'll think I'm in the parking lot the whole time, aka in the bar the whole time. But the bar closes at 2. He didn't think that through. The bar closes at 2, and he's there until 5.

And he has an Apple Watch, which is going to give you a more precise, accurate GPS. It's going to track that location. Right, right, right. Obsessed with that whole saga. Obviously, I think this is the end of Jeremy and Laura, which is fine. It's for the best. I didn't think they were like a great love.

I did. Oh, you did? I thought they were the strongest couple. I thought they were so strong and so perfect together and so happy. Yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't.

Why? Maybe because I've seen like multiple times now in the trailers they've given us in the past couple in the past week. Her saying and you were out with Sarah until five in the morning. Right. But I thought maybe that could be explained away of we were talking like once the pods are a unique experience and maybe you need to like have that closure. But I thought that if that was all that it was that they would get through it.

It's funny. And you know what? At the time I thought she was being. Please come on. It's the end of the get through it. It's funny. And you know what? At the time I thought she was being, please come on, it's the end of the show and it's Friday. Finally. At the time I thought she was being a little unreasonable that he hearted the message

because he didn't answer. He went right to her, like did everything right. And she wanted him to say thumbs up instead of heart. I think thumbs up is like so rude. But no, he left it open. Woman's intuition. That's exactly what he did was he left it open for her instead of what he should have done.

And she was right to say, thank you so much, but I'm not interested. He should have shut that shit down. As Laura Ann said. Laura Ann. I called her Laura Ann yesterday. The only inconsistent thing about Laura is, you know, with the Sarah Ann thing. Oh, yeah. She was completely right.

But she's encouraging she encouraged that type of behavior for jess who just is the sarah ann of her love triangle the other woman and you know they went to drinks and i love their friendship and they're very good friends in real life um but she was like asking her up like to do the thing that she's mad sarah and i don't think she's mad at sarah and i think she's. Mad at Jarami. Yeah. And I think that on this experience and what I've realized is that it's not over when the person chooses you because you are going to meet. You have to kind of get through two hurdles. Yep.

You have to get through the unveiling or whatever. The seeing each other and the honeymoon phase. The reveal. Confirmed physical attraction. And then you have to get through them seeing the other person. If there is. And still choosing you. So I feel like, I don't know what I was going to say.

I feel like Jessica like still being in the mix is fair. And Sarah Ann still being in the mix is fair. And if Jimmy like then wanted to be with Jessica, that's on Jimmy and not Jessica because Jessica I think still has a shot to shoot. Same for Sarah Ann. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're still a part of it.

I'm not mad at, I guess it's like if they did hook up, then like I'm not mad at Sarah Ann for reaching out to him or like trying and putting herself in front of him to be like, this is what I look like. Do you still, he still has a choice to make i i do feel like even though they're engaged yeah the fact that he wasn't happy enough with laura when they're having the time of their lives and what more

could she do for him how more could they be more compatible yeah yeah but i feel like with jimmy like i i feel like him and chelsea like aren't a great strong couple he's still like now he sees Jessica in real life like he has that choice once more if he if say he were to choose say like to break up with Chelsea and be like I can't stop thinking about Jessica he doesn't have to mention appearance because that's like rude and not mean yeah it's not mean it's just like unnecessary yeah and just be like I want to break up with you and i want to explore things with jessica like i think that's within his right to be like i i think i made the wrong choice yeah but being open and honest about it if jeremy had done that like it's within his yes but that's not

what he did no and that's what makes it wrong and then the lying and coming home at five in the morning and putting the phone in the car like everything is not not okay dirty fucking scoundrel obviously they're breaking up in the next episode so i feel like that's a great segue into queenie and meaning of the week because i have come to the conclusion that my queenie of the week is laura like i was so and first of all like she's getting so much praise for it online and she was kind of like a sleeper character we didn't get a lot of airtime with her and jerami in the pods and she came i feel like we got her story in like the fourth episode when we already knew ad really well we already knew chel Chelsea really well um she's kind of like a sleeper character

and even in that conversation I was like I wonder how she's gonna handle it I was ill prepared for the bait and switch that she did for Jirami making him look so fucking stupid and the absolute like gall and nerve now when I think about the conversation from the beginning like she sat down in the living room he was in there with his sunglasses on like not wanting to talk when he was the one who came home at five in the morning was with another girl like the attitude he had what nerve no and how many times he tried to lie yeah he said i was at the bar she said the bar closes at five i heard sarah ann was going to be there so i almost turned around but then i realized she shouldn't have one person should be like have the power to you know make me not do what i want to do i was at the bar

i was at the bar till the bar closes at two i was in the parking lot no you weren't yet the parking lot behind yeah really kind of inventive lies i can't like i'm too trusting so she's like i was like yeah he was in the alley talking yeah Yeah, no, it's, it is possible. Like they talked so much in the pods. Like maybe they just wanted to go back there, recreate the magic. So she's my queenie, Laura,

because she really, um, she handled that like a, like perfect. Like I have no notes. Tens, tens, tens.

My queen of the week is Jess. It was actually going to be Bridget Menler, but because I'm on such like a love is blind high now. Love is island. Love is island high now. It's just because what a woman. But honorary mention to Bridget Mendler. It was a great week for her.

It was. It's been a great few years. We didn't even know. What you do in the dark, we'll see in the light. Love. Money talks, wealth whispers. Sure. Kind of.

My weenie of the week is a little bit more personal. It hits a little bit more close to home. My weenie of the week is my husband. In addition to the whole St. Bart saga, which to me, like, it's just insane. And I feel like I've been documenting it. You guys know, like, the way he's been acting this whole week has just been, like, absurd. He also did something last night that was, like, really crazy. I actually had to write it down.

I was like, I have to tell the toasters about this. We were having an argument, not like a real argument before bed. A disagreement. No, but like it was kind of like, it was a bicker. Okay. What was it about? Oh my God. He was just being such a baby.

Like, like we were, he was, we had dinner and he was really full. And I know he was like nauseous after dinner. Then he was like fine for like two hours. And when it came time for bed, he was like, I'm nauseous and like burping. And I'm like, he was just being such a baby. And I was like, I was nagging him. And he goes, you're being such a Chelsea. Can you believe it?

He threw, he said, you're being a Chelsea. Okay. Jail. I wrote down all the things that bothered me about Ben this week but that was obviously the biggest one. And then of course what he did to you yesterday. Oh and then I wrote it down to you like his whole behavior on the pod this week like coming in and scaring me and then yelling at me and then dropping the table and yelling at me again like he's just like really pissing me off. And good guys yesterday not reminding you. I don't want to spoil it because

we talked about it on good guys but like Ben scheduled me for good guys and then like never reminded me so I was out and about my friend Abe is in is in town weirdly like at the same time so we had a whole afternoon planned the second I get to the afternoon Ben's like are you coming back for good guys I'm like you didn't remind me so my whole afternoon was ruined I was supposed to play pickleball and have lunch with Abe like Ben has just really been on my last fucking nerve the carpet the Chelseaelsea the saint barts the good guys weenie weenie and ben is my weenie of the week because i didn't have one and i support my sister yeah bitch yeah yeah so that was our show a nice wow extremely long show i feel like we got everything done we needed to do diffusion line love is blind queenie and weenie r Rhoda movie by the way I thought you said Rhoda

like R-H-O-D-A I'm like who's that who's Rhoda movie I love her should we cast her in the movie should that be the name I'm the Mary

you're the Rhoda movie or maybe that's the name of our main character Rhoda such an ugly name like and we're planning on casting like a beautiful woman

you know I think that that's the sort of name that could be re-energized like it could start hitting like the lists again soon. I'm sorry. Lisa Kudrow, they ruined it

and nobody wanted to be the Rhoda in Romeo and Michelle's high school reunion. I'm the Mary, you're the Rhoda. No, I'm the Mary, you're the Rhoda. Nobody wants to be the Rhoda. I don't know. I feel like Hailey Bieber was given in a renaissance.

Rhoda. It's not the same. Rhoda. Okay, let's let them go, Turtle Lou. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Toast. I hope you enjoyed

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