The Toast - Rip Soffer: Monday, December 5th, 2022

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Dostend. Happy Monday, you guys. If you hear a stunning vibrato, it's because Jackie and I are together. The girls are back in town. The girls are back in town. Jax is in New York and I have one question. Jax, how you doing? Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. Thank you so much for asking. It's great to be back in this incredible city. It's just so amazing. I love it here so much. Who would have, the plot twist of the year. Uh-huh.

That you fell in love. That I fell in love with New York. And it's so funny because when I lived here and people would come visit and they would be like, New York is the best city. I'd be like, how could you think that? Like, are you dumb? You saw, do you have eyes?

But now I really, I get it. It's the city of small doses. And I'm so happy to be here. It's an amazing time to be in New York. Like the lights, the festivities, the cold. Got to wear my jacket, my earmuffs. I bought a new pair of gloves from Jane Crew that let me text, even though I don't text and walk.

Oh, those texting gloves are a real, real feat of technology. They're not perfection, though. Like, they're not, it doesn't feel like your actual thing. No, but it gets the job done. It does. It gets the job done if you needed to. Change the song. Change the song.

Yeah. So it's great to be here. We have a jam-packed week planned. I actually am vlogging my time here in New York because I know everyone's like, Jax, what are you getting into? What's going on? Everyone.

I've been getting berated in my DMs. How sad for you. No, they're like, what's Jax doing in New York? And you have a busy, busy week. They can find out at the patreon.com slash the toast later this week. Later this week. It's so great to have you here.

I love podcasting with you in person. It's been so long. Looking in your eyes. It's so weird to have you here I love podcasting with you in person I know It's been so long Looking in your eyes It's actually It's so weird podcasting in person now And still like Let me tell you We're so close together

Let me tell you I'm so glad you brought that up Because like honestly In the beginning I was like oh my god We talk about it Every time we're together We're so close together

It's like low key weird Like you're like Why are you looking at me like that You know No why are you looking at me Stop Why are you looking at me Because you're so beautiful

Not as beautiful as you Because you're Harry's mom It's true it's true um speaking of beautiful jackie and i both got spray tans and when i tell you i have a new lease on life like really um the what's that phrase like don't tone it tan it yes that is please will you ensure that that's on my tombstone like it's such beautiful words to live by we need to get you a pillow that says don't my tombstone? Like it's such beautiful words to live by. We need to get you a pillow that says don't tone it. Don't tone it, tan it. So I can remember. It's words to live by, words to die by.

When I took off my clothes to like get in the shower to rinse it off, I'm usually like I take my clothes off and like I sprint past the mirror. Like I'm not interested in seeing what my naked body looks like. It's honestly traumatizing. But what I tell you, I didn't like, you you know stop and stare but I I ran a little slower I was like oh who is she that bronze beauty wow but then it's like seeing like the milky color of like your bare ass like that will make you want to kill yourself like it will don't turn around don't turn around why don't you use the thong and tan your ass? I usually do wear the paper thong.

I didn't because I have my period. So I just, like you asked. So you asked. And yes, I do have my period. So months from now when you're watching my comedy special that I am recording tonight and tomorrow night, just know that's a girl with her period. And if she can do that you can do anything actually everyone has does have like very different periods some people have really like debilitating periods no totally so I'm not gonna say if she can do that like you can get out of bed because maybe you can maybe you can maybe you just need heating pad you need to pull a Bryce yeah work from heating pad so I just think it's important

to know like that and now we've that. And now we've said it. And now we've said it. But it is interesting to think about people like doing like. Right. Like when Beyonce performed the, you know, national anthem at the Super Bowl, like she could have been on her period. And it would have been interesting to know that. So I guess when you're at home watching the Not Like Other Girls special, cuddled up,

cozy, maybe you have your period. Yeah. You can know that you're watching a woman on her period. Right. It's interesting. And it's really exciting to see women thriving on their period. Yeah. Because for me, it's usually the opposite.

So I am like annoyed, obviously, like my period could come at any time and I'm going to get it. It's actually the best time because at least for me personally, like I'm bloated before my period. And once my period comes, de-bloat. That's true. De-bloat. It's the most de-bloated you'll be. And now I won I'm bloated before my period. And once my period comes, de-bloat. That's true. De-bloat. It's the most de-bloated you'll be.

And now I won't have my period for my trip, for the holiday travel. So that's huge. So when you're watching Claudia's holiday content, just know she's not on her period. She's not. That's why I will be doing the most, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wear a white swimsuit. I just really wanted to share that. I'm glad that you did. I'm so glad you're here. Jackie's in town to really support her sister. And I want to tell you did. I'm so glad you're here. Jackie's in town to really support her sister. And I want to tell you, it really means a lot to me. Like, for real. Tonight

and tomorrow night, I'm going to be at the Gramercy Theater. Sorry, sold out. And I'm filming a special. And I'm really nervous, honestly. I've done it once before. I love when I don it. I fucking hate you. I've done it once before. But it doesn't get any less scary it really doesn't no but at least

this time you have two I know so I was just saying that earlier like last you're really supposed to film and I notice it when I watch other people's comedy specials because they'll cut to the audience and I'm like there was a man sitting there before and now there's a woman in the front row so you really are supposed to film two specials you know just in case you fuck anything up last time I did it also last minute that I didn't get the opportunity to film two. I filmed one, and I kind of stunk it up. I was really nervous. Now, I feel very calm.

It's a very small venue. But you did touch-ups at the end. You know, I had to fake some stuff, which sucks. Yeah. But still, stream DJT on Amazon Prime. It's so good. You wouldn't know the difference. You wouldn't know the difference.

But now, for me, I feel like I'll really get the opportunity to perform my best so that everyone who wasn't able to come to NLOG and even those who were can enjoy it at a tv coming soon so so excited I feel like one of the takes will be like the one and you'll know yes I have a feel yeah there's no way to predict no I don't know what tonight but I've got a new outfit like it's gonna be it's kind of major it is kind of major I'm very excited to be there and to see N-Log again. I've only seen it once, but I was cracking up. Oh my God, you've only seen it once?

Yeah, at MSG. Well, I had a show in Delaware on Thursday. That's where I got this sweatshirt from. It says Wench. So thank you to the toaster who brought this. It's amazing. And you gave me one. And it's in the bag of laundry. One of my favorite things about Jackie coming to Newark

is being tasked with the responsibility of washing your underwear because you usually stay close to me and I have a washing machine but let me tell you how doing Harry's laundry last night was was one of the greatest choice of my life you do my laundry because you're doing Harry's laundry so yeah I gave you my plain clothes of course of course no I'm not complaining and now I have an extra outfit no totally but when I tell you like it was when I was drying and folding like every time I took something out of the wash I would take it out and be like oh my god and then fold it and then do it all again it was thank you for that for real like it was really it was a glorious way to spend a Sunday night oh you're so welcome I'm excited about everything that you got gorgeous underwear you have too

really ladylike thank you so much and thank you for washing my your knickers my bits um just like the people who bid on the queen's underwear right same experience should i put them up for auction for the toasters no i um i love using the term knickers like for underwear like but it's kind of like a scary word like i like i feel like i don't want to say it anymore. No, don't. It's one syllable away. Off, yeah. From danger zone. Cancellation. Yeah. Nation.

Like, I get like a pit before I say it, even though it's like, what is it? Like British for underwear? Yeah, but it's like, you know how you just said, you know, I've done it before. No, I can mispronounce things all the time. No, totally. I don't want to accidentally like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like such a funny way to say undies, you know? Yeah. For a brave person. For a brave person. And honestly, I'm not that brave. So you did it. It's undies from here on out. You did it. You climbed that mountain

today. Yeah. Oh, speaking of mountains, I've climbed huge update from over the weekend is that your girl after what is it four or five years I have finally started Yellowstone and I'm about to finish season two I have so many thoughts I'll save it for you was I right when I said like you'll be like in it like obsessed by season two yeah and then I would say so you're like by season by the end of season two you're like I'm watching the rest of the show I feel like in season one there are times when like if you walked away from it you wouldn't feel the need to come back well that's what happened I had started watching it once before in season one I'm like this is what everyone's getting all bent out of

shape over I'm like this kind of sucks it takes at least a season for you to like like it also the episodes are really slow they they're in no rush to tell this story no they're in no rush and I have so many thoughts by the end of season two you're like oh this is a show on my roster now and I if there's more episodes I want to watch them and I think by the end of season two, you're like, oh, this is a show on my roster now. And if there's more episodes, I want to watch them. And I think by the end of season three, you will die for this. Like you will take a bullet for this show. Got it. OK, well, I'm getting there. Like I'm definitely getting there.

Yeah. And of course, your favorite actor is in season two. Yes. The guy who I literally talk about on the show once a month from Desperate Housewives, who won't kiss another woman. He plays one of the Beck brothers. Who won't kiss another woman as an actor. Like he won't do a scene where he has to kiss a woman that's why he's always playing the villain

because if you can't kiss anyone like there's limited roles for you you're not lovable right so in Desperate Housewives he plays Edie's husband but he's like this evil man now he's playing this like evil businessman he's literally so good at being an evil actor because it literally is his only option yeah yeah but he's also a good actor. He's an excellent actor. He has, his roster is really good. No. Yeah, he's shown

as a lot of times. We go through a lot. The end. That's it. No, no, there's more. No, then you pull up as IMDB. I can't go through this again. Yeah, I know.

Oh, and he like nip-tuck. Yes. And he's in like a Hallmark movie or something, you know, because you know you don't kiss on the Hallmark channel. Of course.

Maybe a peck on the cheek. So in the TV recap, I will be discussing all of my thoughts but all i want to say is i would lay my life out on the line for rip like because the there there's really just no words like i and he like i don't want to i'm not really not gonna give you my reactions to what your thoughts are because it changes development changes people change like some of the people that you might be like obsessed with like come and go um i'll just say like rip

just keeps getting better i i don't doubt it for a second and i would say i give a rip i was literally gonna say that because i don't give a rip what anyone says like rip is the best character i'm naming my child rip like now i understand why understand why Lauren Lane named her baby Dunn. Like because my baby is going to be named Rip. I don't know what Rip is short for. You'll learn his origin story soon. I did learn his origin story with the frying pan. Yeah.

And he's just like an anonymous person. Like he's not a real person. He's a cowboy. Yeah. He's a wayward cowboy. Cowboy Tay. So I don't even know if his mother named him right but that's just like his name oh maybe that's like his farm name ranch name ranch name okay if we keep talking about this like i will just give all my thoughts and i want to save it for the tv recap for anyone who doesn't watch like

don't be stubborn like just do it just do it and i didn't watch this week's yellowstone because i flew in last night i went to bed at seven o'clock and Claudia is in the middle of it so I wouldn't recap it in studio we don't have the option of taking our headphones off by next Monday like I should I mean I started on Friday and I'm about to be at season three so I believe by next Monday I will be all caught up be all caught up excited for you because it really gets good and you really start forming more attachments other than Rip there's for me there's no attachment other than Rip. What do you think about John Dutton? I like him. I like him. I feel like he kind of reminds me of Queen Elizabeth because he's all about the legacy but like the one thing he could really do to like help improve

legacy is like love his children and like let them you know be themselves and he won't do that. So I do believe he's like smart and wants what's best for the ranch but like sometimes it just like kills me like you know do you know do you see the parallel I'm drawing I do that's a pretty good one yeah actually they're so similar yeah oh and I don't know if anyone has like made this call yet but like Yellowstone is like succession but for Republicans right that's the headline yeah oh okay everyone says. So it's like.

Succession. Is like liberal city. And then. Liberal billionaires. And then. Yellowstone. Is Republican billionaires. Yeah. Like it's.

It's giving like. Red state. Succession. Yeah. And just wait. And am I the only one. Who like drew that conclusion. Or like.

No. No. No. Like that's what it's called. Okay. It's called Republican. Succession. Yeah.

No. Like it's literally. Republican succession. Even though. Succession should be called. Liberal Yellowstone.stone because yellowstone is so much bigger than well which came first i couldn't tell you and succession is based off of like a real family right yeah it's loosely based off of the murdochs murdochs and yellowstone is not based on i don't think there's a family in montana that owns most of let me tell you how yellowstone

couldn't possibly be based on anything remotely true because if that were the case um there would be no one left in Yellowstone at least 30 people die an episode and it's supposed to be this tiny little town I'm like where are these people coming from yeah Bozeman you know Helena Helena just wait but yes people have drawn that conclusion but they're both really good shows totally and it's that's really funny like it was my first thought and i guess yeah john is kendall logan yeah what john is logan beth is siobhan and the little one is the little one casey and macaulay culkin's brother yep yeah and let me tell you how i don't know i cannot tell you who's the oldest like how what age the kids go and justice for lee Like since I haven't

Watched season one In so long Like I did not Remember at all That there was Another brother Who passed away In the show

Yeah I had no idea It was really sad Like I was Like I definitely Was like teared up Yeah And now when you

Watch like later seasons Like we We didn't need that brother No totally I mean Because that brother Was like the one Right

Yeah Like he was gonna do it So now it's just like Succession Like who will succeed Right John We didn't need that brother. No, totally. I mean, because that brother was like the one, right? Yeah. Like he was going to do it. So now it's just like succession. Like who will succeed? Right. John. Who do you think should? Who do you think will?

Not that we have a fair answer yet. Here's like obviously what needs to happen. Like Beth and Rip need to get married. And by the way, I don't know what look you just gave me, but I just want to say like if Rip fucking dies, I'm not going to be OK. Now I feel like he dies. Now I feel like he dies.

Oh, my God. Can I tell you just quickly? No, no, no. He doesn't. No. OK, good. Like, I'll seriously, like. No, I wouldn't tell you that he did.

No, because, like, the way I would stop watching. But, like, that's clearly the answer. Because you know what? The only person in this entire fucking family who's to kevin costner and respects him and is loyal to him is rip and works oh right ranch right first one in last one out ranch chings first one in last one out oh and he oh when that fuck casey took his house and rip had to move into the bunkhouse because like now casey's the one who going to be like in training to be the heir. I was so upset and I was so hurt for him. And the only one who was speaking facts

at that point was Beth. Like there's a million houses on this ranch. Like Rip deserves better. Rip is not like a wayward cowboy. He's a man of integrity. He's been at this ranch since he was 12. I was so upset. Like, that scene was really upsetting.

Casey, like, you know, shit for brains, nothing. Like, who doesn't even like his family and hates the farm and is only doing it so that he has something to give his son. It's like, oh, that's literally what your dad is doing. That's literally what your dad is doing. Oh, my God. Like, shit for brains. I hate him.

Hate. Like, he doesn't care about anyone but his wife, which is, like, nice. But, like, there's other people in the world you know what i mean yeah and his wife like hates everyone too um and like what about tate you know like tate loves the ranch yeah and like they won't live there you know yeah and like they finally moved into the master suite and now they're moving out

like i can't oh that't that was weird like i understand what kevin costner is doing there so much no how kevin costner gave up his bedroom yeah for this shit for brains who doesn't even want it yeah like i get actually now in hindsight i understand that plot line but i don't want to give anything away no don't and i know i said i would save my thoughts so let's just move on because i still have more let's move on let's move on um other things that went down this weekend oh my god I didn't even tell everyone what that I took my driving test oh my god yeah so on Saturday was just I took my driving test on Saturday no I think we should clickbait really okay because I am blogging the whole thing and the answer is like the result is so crazy yeah okay and you vlogged and I vlogged

it and it should be out by the end of this month if like if all goes according to plan together yeah so I had my driving test Saturday and it was just like it was it was crazy it was a crazy day and I didn't even post about on my Instagram I was so exhausted from studying from studying driving adrenaline like also it was really early in the morning so anyways it's all in the vlog you'll catch it and then i read the redheads book all weekend horse by geraldine brooks our final book of the year horse uh we're recording tomorrow so submit your questions it was and i may answer them from the redhead studio we'll be recording here oh yeah redheads back together in person like i heard the redheads are getting together tomorrow to record what will be like the most critically acclaimed episode of

the season the final one always is and then i hear they're heading to a fabulous event we are we are all attending together claudia's show that's what i heard so if you're coming to the show tomorrow night like you're lots of celebs in tow full force no like the redheads in the crowd yeah so not to like upstage you or anything i it's okay but you know me i'm not like that i don't really like being the center of attention i wouldn't do it both nights no no you wouldn't um so that's really exciting and the book was really good and i think it's a danish choice so it's always really literary i think snatcher was obsessed so snatcher always hates it she's so critical on books that aren't colleen hoover but she was obsessed because she loves horses.

Right. And it's about the greatest race horse that ever lived. And it's a true story. Most of it. It's historical fiction. That's the one thing about Yellowstone I don't love. Is that like, you know how I feel about animals on the sets of TV shows. I just feel like I would love like a, you know,

I just feel like I would love like a, you know, a behind the scenes video on, you know, measures they're taking to ensure that the horses on set are happy. You know? I don't know what the measures they're taking are, but I feel so certain that those horses are so happy. Okay. Also, the creator of the show, Tyler Sheridan, is a cowboy. Okay. He is like a real cowboy. And so he would not stand for the mistreatment a cowboy. Okay. He is like a real cowboy.

And so he would not stand for the mistreatment of horses. Okay. And they couldn't be like preaching everything they preach on the show and then be like abusing the animals and like farm life. Right. So if anybody's like read any interesting articles like that, you know, I just want to know more about the animals on set.

I don't think you're going to find anything. But yeah, sure. Go sniffing around. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. So send me your articles. I'm sure you're're gonna find amazing things about there that's what i'm looking for and how these horses are stars and they have confidence like they've never had before they have like so many followers on instagram and all the other girl

horses want them yeah exactly and they get like food hey for days days and days so um so i still have more yellowstone recap so let's So let's get into the stories. Yes, because we didn't do a show on Friday because I was in Delaware. So we've got lots to discuss. We do. So without further ado, here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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with boyfriend Darius Jackson Kiki Palmer is going to be a mom the 29 year old actress announced she's expecting her first child on SNL this weekend she said during her monologue there's some rumors going around people have been in my comments saying Kiki's having a baby Kiki's pregnant and I want to set the record straight. I am, she said as she opened her blazer to reveal her baby bump. As the crowd cheered, she said, you know, I gotta say though, it is bad when people on the internet spread rumors about you, but it's even worse when they're correct. But honestly, this has been the biggest blessing and I'm so excited, guys. I'm gonna be a mom. Well, let me tell you how I didn't hear the rumor once. Me neither. That's the only

like thing I'm a little curious about. Like I didn't hear the Rumor I'm sure in her comments like People were saying it also she was at The CFDA Awards recently she was wearing Like a big dress that would conceal a Bump so I'm sure like no I don't want to Like attack you but the real Kiki fans Wow Wow

Wow Let me tell you I'm so happy for Kiki Palmer. Like, I really love her. I feel like she's really in this like great era of her life and her career. And like a baby on top of that, I just feel like is so amazing. I thought this was such a cool way to announce. Like, of course, it's like a once in a lifetime opportunity. It's kind of like when it reminded me of Beyonce.

Love on top, beMAs, belly. I love this for her. I'm so happy. And I just like, I wake up every day and I'm like, I hope Kiki Palmer, you know, kills it today. And she has been. Yeah. And this is a wonderful, joyous occasion on top of all the professional success that she's

been experiencing. Did you watch her SNL episode? I did not, but I did see, you know, clips of certain sketches that were pretty, she's been experiencing. Did you watch her SNL episode? I did not, but I did see, you know, clips of certain sketches that were pretty, she's very funny and SNL is like- But did they know like how to use her? I think they really let her shine. Like they did a Keenan and Kel sketch.

That's what I heard. And it wasn't a live sketch. It was like a prerecorded commercial thing, but it was so funny. First of all, for like any Keenan and Kel fans, it it was huge because they're both nickelodeon kids right and so kiki was like really just like exposing herself as like a huge keenan and kell fan it was so funny it was really good that was all i saw so i don't know enough about to like say how the episode was as a whole but i feel confident that it was good kiki's like she doesn't do anything less than great no she's really like

a star and i'm so, she's really like a star and I'm so glad she's finally being, you know, seen for that. First of all, I didn't even know she had a boyfriend. I know, me neither. I love that she like keeps that part of her life private because in the words of Taylor Swift

from the song Paris, privacy sign on the door and on my page and on the whole world. Romance is not dead if you keep it just yours. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. Just because we don't know about it doesn't mean it's not real, you know?

No, not even close. That's like not even close. Yeah. Two things, apples and oranges. I love that for Kiki. Knowing and realness are not related. Ain't enough truth. Because I feel like this is going to be

the year of knowing things. What do you want to know? Wow, that's a really tough question. Well, first I want to know how the horses are being treated on yellowstone i'm so excited for the flood of dms you're going to receive being like i work on yellowstone and my friend does and the horses are they're from a sanctuary they live better than the strice brothers that's what i want to know i would love i don't want to be right i don't want to be right jackie i know i don't want to be right you're not I don't want to be like you just assume that I do like it's Hollywood Jackie you're a horse a working horse I don't think there's a

I don't think there's a better job in the world than being a horse on Yellowstone the pampering the scenery it's just so and they just like let the horses do their thing and there's one season you'll see it might be season four where they just like decided to be extra cowboy and they like put in all of these gratuitous just horse running around scenes like rodeo scenes like it's it's cowboy porn got it you'll notice when it happens oh my god i have so many thoughts okay i'm not gonna say because just remind me let's try not to make each story about yellowstone okay but remind me when we do actually finally start talking about yellowstone remind me about jamie okay actually okay i will it's so hard for me not to speak and

i'm like i'm so happy that you're watching also i'm just like so frustrated of all the hours i've spent like recapping it by myself and like getting i feel like you really haven't done them and having all of this excitement like i feel like you're being hella dramatic like i feel like we didn't even talk about yellowstone that much because you don't fucking let me no but like no that's not a thing because you don't let me talk about things that like i'm binging you say too i get like two minutes while you are like and then it's moving on you know what this victim mentality from you listen i don't it's getting old i'm getting tired jackie i'm just letting you know the truth of it no i feel like i definitely silence you on

certain things that you really honestly need to be silenced on yo sona i have not i feel like you never even bring it up like that's why i haven't watched it because you never talk about it someone roll the tapes please of me trying to and getting like two minutes no great that you enjoyed that that's what you do to me. Okay. No. Everything you watch. Like when I talk about RuPaul. Everything you watch. I ask questions. I make predictions.

Hardly. I say how's this one doing? How's that one doing? Hardly. Wow. You don't even realize. Hardly. Cuties gate.

What'd she say? What'd he say? Oh, by the way, sorry for, excuse me for trying to keep this show relevant. Yeah. Everyone cares.

Cuties gate. They do They cared about Cutie's Gate Love is Blind I'm not wrong about that Two seconds I'm not wrong about that Yellowstone is forever

Yellowstone is forever How did we get here? The horse is What do you want to know? It's a year of knowing things Yeah okay What do you want to know? Well I'm so happy for Kiki Palmer

For real Love this journey for her Wishing her all the best I love I love a celebrity pregnancy announcement i really do yeah and this is as good as it gets on snl it's like so major and you made a great call yeah the audio i feel like people are going to use that on their tiktok and their reels to announce their pregnancies yeah it'll be that and then like a couple months later so i'm 34 weeks today yep Yep. I love that. Yeah. And the meme that's like, next thing I knew I was pregnant. I don't know that one.

It's from Kylie's video. Kylie's first video. And she's like sitting there with her belly out. And she's like, next thing I knew I was pregnant. So it's like, once, you know, Rip picks up a gal of hay. Next thing I know, I'm pregnant. No, and like last night before bed, like not me being delusional. I'm like, Ben kind of looks like Rip.

Here's the thing. He doesn't not. He doesn't not, but he doesn't style himself like that. No, and like they definitely, they both have beautiful smiles and they're both like chubby brunettes. Like I think there's something there.

Can you call a boy a brunette? I feel like a brunette. What kind of question is that? I feel like brunette is a is a female word so you say a boy with brown hair think about it okay well but if a boy was blonde would you say a boy with yellow hair with black of hair but think about it i'm thinking about it and i don't agree okay hold on let me google it brunette is not exclusively, not you being binary. Oh, yikes. Brunette definition. Okay, it is a person.

It's a person. Okay, a person with, a person, typically a woman with dark brown hair. What? I swear. And then the next one of brunette as an adjective, having dark brown hair, typically used of a woman. My mind is blown. I'm surprised that that's in the dictionary not just like colloquially like

just not just like a feeling i have yeah right right no i'm like because i'm like your feelings dumb but it's not and it's like the dictionary feels as weird about as i do like sometimes typically typically wait so what do you say with a boy with brown hair boy with runner yeah black of hair well male or female they're black of hair. Right. Yeah. Okay, what about blonde? Search blonde.

Is blonde typically female? No, blonde is a color. Brunette is not a color, I don't think. Oh. You know what I mean? Oh. A brunette is a... A person.

Person. Oh. Wait. Brunette is a noun. Blonde is an adjective. You're right. But no, brunette is a noun blonde is an adjective you're right but no but he was brunette it could also be an adjective you know that's why in the oxford thing it said blonde blonde i don't think it's ever uh oh no he's a blonde that would it could be a noun but blonde is also a color the anna de armas movie oh no definition blonde can be an adjective or noun i guess same for and same for redhead

yeah but not for black of hair but also redhead can also be a podcast and redhead could also be a book club such a good call yeah um so yeah ben kind of looks like ben kind of looks like red yeah but's like a little grammar for you. Ben kind of looks like Rip. Yeah, but you should get him like. Blue jeans. Clothes that Rip might wear if he went to New York City. You know, don't have him dressed like a cowboy. Oh, my God. Rip in New York City.

I'm not okay. No, the city would combust. He would eat his city up. I just think Rip would love New York. No. He'd be like getting a hot dog. Oh, yeah. He'd be like talking trash.

No, last night I watched the episode where beth and rip were on the roof okay and like that's when like they realized like they're in love and she's like don't say it um but i was cackling because she was like you probably have a lot of money like you obviously don't spend any money on clothes you've been wearing the same three pairs of jeans since i met you i was cackling and then he was like no I actually spent thirty thousand dollars on the gravestone and twenty thousand of course you didn't make it deep no like like I like I fell and by the way when when she said the thing about jeans he cackled and we saw his smile we never see his smile I was like rip you should really smile more she cracks

him up he'll only smile if it's worth it. Yeah. And she's like literally psychotic. How are you feeling about her? Obsessed. Like that scene where like, you know, he saved her. Oh my God. Like I can't. Like he broke down the whole office wall because those guys were holding her and her assistant hostage. And her assistant died.

He was a good assistant. That scene obviously is like a moment. And like things are different now between them. And like I really didn't like Beth. Okay, I'll talk about it in the next. Okay. I'm sorry. The next story.

Are you ready for it? It's really another amazing couple news. Prince William and Kate Middleton ended their three-day trip to the U.S. at the Earthshot Prize Ceremony. So William and Kate were here in Boston for this event as we stayed on Thursday. They went to the Celt.S. at the Earthshot Prize ceremony. So William and Kate were here in Boston for this event as we stayed on Thursday. They went to the Celtics game and then they dialed up the glamour for their glitzy Earthshot Prize ceremony on Friday night. So she wore a floor-length bright green gown by Solace London which she rented from a U.K. you know, fashion pass slash rent the runway site.

She rented it for a hundred. UK fashion pass. She rented it for a hundred dollars from the website, which is called HURR, H-U-R-R for our UK toasters, and paired it with an emerald choker from her mother-in-law, Princess Diana, and earrings from her own private collection. The choker was also seen on Queen Mary about a hundred years ago. So it's just extremely iconic.

OK, I'm going to say something like crazy and like kind of stupid. But like I genuinely sometimes forget that Diana was William's mom, too. Because like the way that people talk about it, it's like it's always like Harry. Like, oh, because like he kind of like was her favorite, you know, like the youngest. And like she gave him special attention because William got all the attention because he was the heir um so I'm like why is Kate wearing this random woman's necklace like I forget about the connection because they're always like Harry didn't want to see that happen to his his wife to his mother it's always like Harry and Diana yeah but it's like William is also experiencing that right so I just this was a nice reminder for me that um Diana had two

children not just one um the other thing is I love that William and Kate are walking the walk here. I feel like all these celebrities are always preaching about climate change and like literally doing nothing about it. So even though I'm sure in their personal life, they take plenty of jets and gowns, but to go to an event about climate change and fly commercial and wear a rented dress like that is walking the walk. Oh, and by the way, to wear a vintage necklace. Right.

She didn't buy new jewelry. Everything recycled. And it was recycled before Diana, too. Like, this necklace is hundreds of years old. There's, like, not a new thing on her. So I'm not dumb enough to think that they bring that energy to everything that they do. But publicly, like, it is always silly

when someone is out here talking about climate change before they get on their jet. So I appreciated that. And she looked gorgeous. It was one of her best looks yet but also because the photos like I don't know the lighting the the flashes no I think she had a little work done her like she looked like she had some filler under her eyes her face looked great but like the color of the photos was and also it's the color of the dress and the carpet was green too and they were like mismatched greens but they didn't clash so that was the only thing i didn't like about the whole

that the carpet was green was that the carpet was green and that like it didn't work like if the carpet was like a cerulean blue or like for the it's for you know it was earth shot it should be the color of the earth like blue yeah okay maybe if the carpet was blue would have been even better but i actually i love the carpet i love the dress with the carpet it just all together is like it's a moment iconic photo moment for these two and they take a lot of pictures I can't recall like any other than their wedding like really iconic photos that they have photos and this is probably my favorite moment of them yet I agree they don't have like a they're so protocol like they're always they don't ever look like they like each other because they're so protocol like standing there with their hands like tied yeah they were being cute and it felt warm yeah

I wish that they could take like some nice photos but like they're always having to like be so proper yeah that's why we don't really have any moments from them because like they both do the letter of the law to a tee yeah no but it was truly a fabulous evening for them David Beckham was there you know he stands respects so I hope they had a great time in the States. I hope they come back soon. People in America, especially Boston people, like they were obsessed. And you see like the groves of people waiting outside their hotel. Like it's probably so crazy to like go to a different country.

And I'm sure they have like their own POV on America. Like I'm sure they like think that America hates them because like America really took Harry and Meghan's side. Yes. So I'm sure it feels like an unfriendly territory but then you know they went to their there was like millions of people standing outside waiting for pictures it was raining people were raining in the rain I saw a bunch of toasters there they were putting footage in our Facebook group like I saw you know the back of her so I'm sure they thought it might be hostile because I don't think they like love America yeah because I don't think they like love America. Yeah. Because I don't think they think America loves them. Yeah, but I think you can find people who love,

people who don't, but enough to show up and show out. An actual trailer dropped. I saw this morning. It's going to be a two-part Netflix. This Friday and next Friday. Oh, wow, already this Friday? Yeah, December 8th.

And it's pretty much exactly what we thought it was going to be. Like it's, I feel as though, like I've been still holding out hope like that there's something. It's not. It's, it looks like it's going to be, gloves are off. Yeah. Well, at least there wasn't anything like, oh no, there was the picture of the family and they said there's a hierarchy within the family.

It's like, yeah, because some people are kings and some people are princes and some people are nobodies. And you guys are pretty high up, actually. Right. But I thought what was most contentious was like, you know, it was obviously the mirroring Diana and Megan with the paparazzi and then them saying like nobody was protecting us and they were planting stories and photos. So well, I'm one just excited to watch two I hope the documentary format can

like shed more light on like these stories that they're talking about because so much news comes out like from the palace about the palace and I have no idea like what's real and also because we're over here like I think the media over there is very different that's what I've heard when she like when they're talking about like these nasty stories in the press like I have no idea what they're talking about because here it was always glowing right so like i look forward to seeing like headlines cover pages photos that were taken yeah and no that's actually a really good point like a perfect way for them to showcase all of that and and i could like see it you know there's it's literally time stamped like yeah we'll recognize what the names of the publications are if it's the big ones versus

that's actually so true inquirers of the uk right because when they talk about the the negative press it's my for my pov like american press loved them and continues to love them so i guess you're right like it's i really forget that like it's a different country yeah no because i would always like say that like i feel like the press loves them like the media loves and they get so much amazing media attention but then like uk toasters will come in and be like no it was really bad here for me them like the media loves and they get so much amazing media attention but then like UK toasters will come in and be like no it was really bad here for Megan like the headlines like they were so racist they were horrible towards her and I don't get you know the UK press to my doorstep so I have no I don't even like see I guess there's no really

way to see what like the cover of the UK newspaper is right here no I've seen there's like the famous one is straight out of Compton from the Daily Mail oh no I've seen there's like the famous one is straight out of Compton from the Daily Mail oh no I haven't seen that in the headline like the new princess is straight out of Compton yeah that's the one that like I've seen everywhere oh I didn't even see that the one that I think of is like how when Meghan and Kate wore like very similar looks like the way that they describe Kate's outfits versus the way they describe Meghan something yeah I I hope that they explain them too I hope they explain a little more than Daily Mail because it's like you didn't leave the royal family because of the Daily Mail right no I'm sure that was the attitude from everyone right but but we're both talking about like

Daily Mail cases it has to be like a full because I don't follow like the sun you know of course so what I'm saying is I'm interested really interested to see exactly what they were experiencing and what they're talking about. Yeah. And where does the footage start? You know what I mean? Oh, I feel like their personal footage, their personal footage probably starts like six months or a year ago when they decided to do this. And then they will use like old press footage. Yes. All the stuff that was like them doing events and yeah exactly but they probably sat down for it six months ago and over time they interviewed other people you hear there was other talking yeah melanie bromley vibes yeah yeah who was she i don't know she was speaking with a real expert yeah yeah she better be like actually an expert not someone like i

don't want to hear from like a podcaster about what they think happened. Like I want insiders who are on the ground. Yeah. Because this is serious business. This documentary. Yeah. Like it's an I don't need to. It's not like everyone's opinions. Right.

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Thank you, Bowl & Branch, for sponsoring today's episode. Thank you. You're welcome. What are you staring at me like that for? I'm not. Did you text secret no no i didn't okay what i don't know i guess i'm just like looking at you what else am i supposed to do with myself your job like what's the next story balenciaga drops a 25 million dollar suit against producers of the controversial disgusting campaign balenciaga said on friday that it's dropping its $25 million lawsuit against the producers of their recent ad campaign.

The fashion house filed the suit a week earlier against a production company and set designer after its spring 2023 campaign included documents from a Supreme Court case about child pornography. The brand also faced backlash for the separate campaign that showed children holding teddy bears in bondage outfits. They put out a lengthy statement about the following actions that they would take with the objected to learn from their mistakes as an organization. They have won new control instances.

Their current process for content validation has failed and they recognize the need to do better. They also have a new organization reorganizing their image department to ensure full alignment with their corporate guidelines. The lawsuit, they decided not to pursue litigation. That's the headline here. They also want to learn and contribute. We want to learn, help, and contribute to protect children. Sure.

So we are starting trainings on responsible communication across our teams. I just don't think you need to have a whole initiative at your company to like not sexually exploit children campaign after campaign. If you need training for your employees on how to not sexually exploit children, you are the problem.

So obviously your lawsuit was dropped because it's you. Yeah, no. And the lawsuit being dropped obviously proves that like the people who take the pictures, they didn't choose these things. No, they, yeah. And if they actually did pursue litigation, at least just to, like, look like they're pretending like it wasn't them, like, things would have come out that would have proven that it was them.

Like, you know, people who work, like, email, okay, I got the teddy bears, you get the Supreme Court docs. What should we print? What coffee table book should we have next to the model? You know, swag messages, like. Yeah, like, these things are communicated about. So I think it would have been pretty damning for them. They said, together with my team, we will go on a listening tour

to engage with advocacy groups who aim to protect children. From you. Like, don't let them near anyone. They said, donation. We have set aside a significant fund for grants to organizations so that we can help make a difference in protecting children. I just want to say, like, they just keep saying protecting children. Like, it's a blanket statement for everything.

And it's weird. It's like, it feels like someone has a gun to their head. They're like, we shall protect children. I love to protect the children. Like, do you even know what that means? You might think protecting them is giving them a teddy bear no no and like we are protecting children from you like that's the real like it's nice that they want to do all these things yeah i think a better use of your time would be to look inward no at balenciaga we stand together for children's

safety and do not clearly not like i don't need a fashion brand to like have to let me know that they stand for children's safety like yeah it should be implied as just being a human being on earth that you stand for children's safety and if anything that you do especially like multiple times over gives the idea and the impression that you don't then that's enough for me then you have failed at protecting children yeah no this saga is so fucking weird to me and it like never ends and it keeps getting weirder and this lawsuit was bullshit and you're right if they had proceeded with it like it would have been really bad for them yeah like between depositions and everything they would have had to come out um and at the end of the day it wouldn't have even been successful because again

like Balenciaga is in charge of what Balenciaga puts out who they contract to do the work for them is irrelevant it starts at the top right and again like this is campaign after campaign like little details it's not just one it's not just one it's not just like two it seems very intentional and they thought subliminal but also the thing about the teddy bears and the harnesses I don't know if I said this like the first time that we saw it it's like oh they're like we shouldn't have put children in that campaign but like who else are you making teddy bears for if not children with harnesses right no but like what who do you make a teddy bear for like your adult customers right so you're making teddy bears for kids with harnesses whether their kids are not

in the campaign like doesn't matter it's still you intended to disseminate harnessed teddy bears to the children. Harnessed teddy bears, 100%. That's so true. So I don't, like, yes, we need an apology for the kids in the campaign, like, and everything else. But, like, also, the fuck are you doing making harnessed teddy bears? Let's walk through the thought process for sure. Yeah. Who's the target demo here?

Who is the target demo? Not me. No. And not the children. They don't want your nasty teddy bears. the children they don't want your nasty teddy bears no they don't justice for teddy bears justice for ted put on that harness you know who we really need is like an advocate here ted he would put these music like that teddy bear he'd be like because he's an adult no that's because he's 40 by the way no facts yeah ted is 40 yeah ted you know can engage in whatever

sexual conduct he likes as a grown-ass man when you think about the movie ted through the context of ted being 40 it's like a lot more sad yeah no like ted's unemployed like ted's an alcoholic ted's an alcoholic ted's addicted to drugs like it's sad we need Ted three like honestly I don't I think Ted one is so perfect I don't Ted two I don't know her I don't know her it doesn't work for me because Mila Kunis was the only one

oh yeah was meant for that role I think his name is John yeah and his as his companion there was no reason why they should have broken up I haven't seen Ted in so long I have to watch it so fucking good

it's a perfect film. Yeah. So I think Ted should come out and like end it down Splendidiaga because coming from Ted it's like this is too far even for me. Can I tell you something?

A fun fact about me? Like a cool fact about me? Yeah that you've met Ted. I've met Ted. Like the doll. Well yes I've met Seth MacFarlane as well but the doll.

I've been in the presence of the doll. It's really cool. I think I even have a picture of it somewhere. No that's really cool. Yeah. You do a lot of cool stuff and not all of it impresses me but that. That's cool. That is fucking cool. Yeah. I've been in the presence of the doll. It's really cool. I think I even have a picture of it somewhere. No, that's really cool. Yeah. You do a lot of cool stuff and not all of it impresses me.

But that. That's cool. That is fucking cool. Yeah. I'm proud of that one. Yeah. And Seth MacFarlane too. He's impressive.

Yeah. Where has he been? I don't know. I went to his birthday party. It was really fun. It was Halloween. I wrote about it in my book. Yeah.

And like it was not a costume party. But like there was a couple people there in costumes. And like really dumb ones. Nina Dobrev. And like she looked stupid. And I actually felt bad for her. Like that was the only time in my life I think I and like really dumb ones Nina Dobrev and like she looked stupid and I actually felt bad for her like it was the only time in my life I think I'd ever feel pity for Nina Dobrev you know but I did I felt pity anyways it's just not going away for Balenciaga and I have to commend the mamas and the influencers for keeping him alive because the celebrities are doing fucking nothing nothing and I don't know where

we go from here with like certain people. No, I know. And Lisa Rinna stepped in a whole lot of shit this weekend. She gave the most bizarre statement on Instagram. No, it wasn't bizarre. It was like condescending and backhanded. Let me read it because it was so dumb. People want her to talk about Balenciaga and she wants to talk about anti-Semitism. Let's talk about Kanye.

Hey, bitch, let's talk about both. How many stories can you have on your Instagram at once? No, it's's so true like why can't both things be true no why can't you get like a hundred slides on instagram a day i think talk about you do get a hundred talk about both i can't find it she deleted it but i'm you know those accounts like go to like oh no i'm sure i went to twitter or just search on instagram lisa rina because it was really dumb and it actually deserves to be dragged so let me do that quickly here we go like i'll take the time today you know tags or you know you didn't have to post that anything found it because it's not like she's an actual paid spokesperson for Balenciaga. She wore an outfit once. You know, you don't have to. But like she is, like her daughters are like models.

Like she's like a relevant person. Like she speaks about things all the time. She's just a person. But people weren't sitting around waiting to hear what Lisa Rinna thought about it. So if she didn't want to actually talk about it, saying nothing would have been better than what she said. Otherwise, I wouldn't have thought about her in this context. Here's what she said.

People want me to speak out on Balenciaga. Yes, those ads were wrong. I think we all agree on that I want to speak out on anti-semitism and hate and racism and homophobia and Alex Jones and Kanye West Trump and Elon Musk and the danger of that to me that's what's really fucking dangerous silence is complicity and then this person posted it um side by side with the picture of Lisa and Harry Hamlin dressed as Nazis. Yeah. So I do believe that two things can be true.

We should definitely talk about anti-Semitism. She's giving off a list of everything she wants to talk about, but why isn't child exploitation in there too? She wants to protect everyone, but what about children? No, but Jackie, like Lisa, she's like, I want to talk about all these things. You do. I feel like you're always talking about Trump. You're always talking about Elon.

She's always talking about these things like that's her platform so I just don't see how the first paragraph has anything to do with the second paragraph why can't kids be on that list of Jews of the LGBTQ community like why can't she add kids to her list no no that's too far it makes no sense like talk about like bring like what it's literally that tic-tac-toe sound why the fuck do you have to bring that up like it's i believe in talking about anti-semitism probably more than anyone on the planet and like i still don't understand why she brought it up yeah because it's like you want to talk about so do it you want to talk about anti-semitism go i don't see you no and also it's like then when you're someone who like talks about everything all the time like then you also need to speak up about this right right right right right right

right right and it's just like you're letting us know that you don't want to which is just a weird flex yes that's it's like this is so crystal clear that it's fucked up by the way that's what it is like you're just letting us know that you don't want to talk about it and like you're being pressured to but you don't want to and that makes me look at you sideways right because also you're not being made by Balenciaga so like right can't you just say this can't right you have quite literally nothing to lose yeah but she thinks she's like a Hollywood elite girly and so she's siding with them which is like we're just gonna wait for it to blow over but that's why it's so important that we don't let it right like she's actually like the perfect example of somebody who quite literally has no screwballs yeah yeah okay ready for our

next story yeah rihanna's savage x fenty settles a consumer protection lawsuit for 1.2 million dollars rihanna's savage x fenty will pay 1.2 million dollars to settle settle a consumer protection lawsuit this lawsuit claims that the brand used deceptive marketing tactics to automatically enroll customers in a VIP subscription. I'm surprised shit like this doesn't happen more. Yeah. The way like you sign up for a seven day free trial and then without your consent, you're paying $50 a month.

Like I feel like normalize having these lawsuits because we are constantly like, no, I literally had to download an app the other day for a teleprompter. By the way, I told you, delete it. I got it. Did you cancel? No. It was a seven day free trial. Okay, it hasn't been

seven days like the way the way they really trick you you have to read the wordings i think i may have oh my god did you pay per year a hundred dollars did it happen already because i thought it was a good app that i'll never need to use again do you know how to cancel subscriptions oh wait yeah no it oh cancel free trial i'm gonna cancel free trial. Cancel free trial. Oh my God. Because it was about to renew. Oh my God. See? Tomorrow. The way like that,

they definitely take advantage of people. $90 gone. Yeah, they take advantage of people. So I hope that, I'm sorry for Rihanna. That sucks to lose a million dollars. But I think that lawsuits like this need to be more common.

Like the way we're constantly being bamboozled. Yeah, the lawsuit states that Savage X Fenty failed to quote, get the proper consent or give proper notices for the automatic renewal charges, falsely advertising the ability to use store credit and misleading the public over the prices of its products, which includes includes bras, underwear, sleepwear and loungewear. I had something with this recently, like where they renewed something without telling me and I was like, excuse me, I did not consent to this.

And they were like, OK, we won't do it again. I'm like, but what about the last one? What about that? No justice for the consumer is like we're constantly being blackballed and bamboozled and hoodwinked yeah it's constant it's constant it's like don't you like aren't we paying for enough no we're not we're literally not like we are the product by the way what we are the product what do you mean like you know when um in documentaries when they're like if something is free and you're a user on it like then you become the product yeah product we wear the product our data us our information because they know what bras you want

what undies so true what tampons you use when you have your period and now that you complemented my undies i'm sure you'll be served up for a pair for yourself. Yeah. No, they know what I wear and they know what you want. And they know we're sisters for sure. Yeah. And they listen to the toes.

We make it really easy. Totally. We put all of our information out there. We talk like right next to our phones about every single thought. Right. Let me tell you, I really want a new lawnmower. And I think that my lawn at my vacation house,

cause you guys already know I live in the city. My, my lawnmower at, for my vacation house is because you guys already know I live in the city. My lawnmower for my vacation house is. They don't know you bought a vacation house. So I bought a vacation house. But you weren't looking on Zillow. So they're not going to believe you. OK, so it has to be. No, I'm actually always on Zillow.

Maybe you're visiting a friend and you want to bring them a lawnmower. OK, so, you know, I'm going to see my friend Brian, Jackie. And, you know, he has this amazing farm and I want to get him a gift. And I'm thinking a lawnmower would be a really good gift. I've heard John Deere is good, but I also heard they have great options at Home Depot. And I'm sure that like there's really great DTC brands new. Yeah. Ship directly. So I'm going to keep browsing. Yeah. Let me know if you find anything. I'm going to keep browsing for a lawnmower in New York yeah that's what I'm gonna do great yeah let me know so I want to say I don't support you know women

losing millions but this million this particular lawsuit I'm here for and I hope to see more of it I think that it's you know obviously not a huge financial burden for Rihanna and it sets a good precedent agreed so it's a win-win it's a precedent that has been set and it sets a good precedent. Agreed. So it's a win-win. It's a precedent. That has been set. A hundred percent. That was a good one. A very good one. As opposed to a bad one. As opposed to a not very good one.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. So I can finally talk about Yellowstone. More drama between TJ Holmes and Amy Roback as they are taken off air indefinitely with new anchors stepping in to host GMA3 today as ABC execs take a hard line. So a lot more is coming out about these two.

And it's not the fairy tale we thought it was on Thursday. Okay, I do still ship, though there's more context that we need to add. First of all, like TJ's ex-wife is the one who hired a PI and got these photos taken. So we were correct in our assessment that like these two were tailed. And you know, she probably feels really good

about that decision and I feel really happy for her because look at the way this random story blew up about two nobodies i know and i don't know if she expected this many people to care but we do then they were on the air on friday joking out about how it's been like such a great week and they can't wait for the weekends they go fine yeah literally um and i thought that like gma especially because i was putting it out there like we're here for this like run with it like we should you thought they, like run with it. Like we should. You thought they could lean in.

I thought GMA might lead in, but they're so fucking like. Corporate. Such pussies. No, they're waiting to see how things shake out. Like where people land on this. So they took them off the air. I think they want to see how people feel about that. They're going to put in some temps,

see how people feel about that and just wait and see. Instead of being like, you know what? Like these two, we ship ship they're consenting adults nothing crazy happened other than like infidelity other than infidelity which you know we're not is not illegal so like make a choice or fire them you know i do think it's interesting how like a decision in your personal life can affect your job because while it is frowned upon, it's not illegal in any way. The only thing that they could say is-

It violates their contract or something? Yeah, and especially if maybe one of them is a little bit more senior, they could say they're off the air until an investigation is conducted to make sure that they went by protocol. Also, when you are working for a big company and you start dating someone,

you should let HR know. They could say that it's not like they had an extramarital affair with a rando yeah and so maybe that's what they're leaning into but i just wish they would take a stance and like and have some scruples yeah no and like i imagine the ratings like do you think i literally have ever watched a third hour of gma in my life i don't even know they went past two hours so i just four hours who knew like you'll never be the today show but go off i was so invested and so from a pr perspective like just lean in yeah i think i if i were them i would lean in but if you're so morally outraged then do something about it yeah but now a lot of stuff

has come out about the two of them which is really interesting like this is not tj's first affair he or her first affair. TJ allegedly was having an affair with one of the producers on the show for many years. And I read this on Dumois. So if it's not true, blame her. That she.

Amy. Thank you, Amy. See, I don't even know these people. Amy had a years long affair with Matt Lauer, the formerly disgraced host well the currently disgraced former host um so confusing so this is a layered a layered event you wanted to

get more layered because i thought she looked familiar and then it came to me she was the one who was caught on the hot mic talking about jeffrey epstein when she said when they're recording this like virginia Gaffar story and she goes off the air, but she's still wearing her mic. And she was like, this makes me so mad. We had this story years ago and I wasn't allowed to run with it. And someone clipped that and leaked it. Someone who works for ABC at the time, she like had to issue, you know, a hostage statement talking out of her ass. Yeah. And that no one stopped her from doing anything.

I'm surprised. She still works there after that. Maybe, by the way, this is the, maybe they've been wanting to get rid of her ever since, but they couldn't fire her for that because she literally was just. No, I think that if they didn't fire her for that, I think they're waiting to see how people feel. So I just want it out there. Like I do. I think that this is spicy and exciting for GMA3 like it's something for GMA3 it's not the most like you know

ethical relationship um but it's something and I think it's exciting they they seem happy and in love and I hope they live happily ever after that's the only way it works it's the only way at this point like this big circus will have been worth it is if the Two of them live happily ever after but It seems like they both have a problem Keeping it in their pants so even if This is a true love like this will not Be the end you don't just stop cheating After cheating for a million years but

Let me ask you something if ABC is Really so scrupled that we have to take Them off the air and definitely like When TJ was having an affair with a Producer he was which is definitely Crosses the line in terms of hierarchy While he was more married than he is now Right but I just want to say like love this wife love that she hired the pi and then literally sold the pictures i'm sure she had no idea anyone would care because honestly

like if we're being honest with one another her husband is a nobody um but you know it's it's just you never know what's going to catch on she thought that like it would get press and the people you know media people would care and it would be enough to do something within the network. But I don't think she realized like how many lay people would care. Right. Because like, why do I care? I up until the other day had never heard of these people. Yeah.

But it's sexy. It sounds like the beginning of one of my books. Cabin in the Woods. Or the like 75% when things start to go south. Yeah. Because it's like nobody knows like they've you know been in really unhappy marriages and like it's totally fine they are in love but like your books like it starts really good it's peaks peaks peaks there's a dip you know everyone

finds out their secret can they make it through this then tj has to go like banging down her door being like it's only been you like i don't and i'm sure amy didn't know about the producer maybe and now she's finding out oh i'm not the first one right she finds out with everyone sure Amy didn't know about the producer maybe. And now she's finding out, oh, I'm not the first woman in the office. And she finds out with everyone. TJ didn't know about Matt. No, so true. And so I think they both have to forgive each other. TJ didn't know about Matt. I'm like, who's Matt?

Now you're being on one name basis with Matt Lauer. Now they have to forgive each other. Right. And learn to trust. And for one last fuck in your book. For one last fuck. And then you can pick up the sequel right which is all about the x lower yes they find each other in times of need yeah

well those are the past five and you definitely need to know every single one of them but for me they were just a means to an end you know a way to finally start talking about yellowstone because not being able to talk about it this whole time has been really hard. So the Yellowstone chit chat, it's not really a recap. It's like an update. Deep brief. Thank you. Is brought to you by Skylight Frames. So the holidays are just around the corner.

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circle I'll keep it like in my private yeah um but then like I'll send you like cute pics of the day I think that's a really cute way to keep in touch with a friend with a loved one moved yeah with a loved one who abandoned you I agree yeah you did abandon us and we're getting over it but it's hard okay let me tell you about Yellowstone so the part that I'm up to right now is like you know the Rainwater Dan Jenkins and Kevin Costner have all decided to get together because the Beck brothers have taken it too far too far they beat up Beth that scene was so I could feel a shift like I knew something like I knew something was going to change between Beth and Rip but like I

don't know like do they get together like I feel like they don't and honestly I'm just not interested in watching a million more seasons of them like fucking around when the answer to everyone's problem is them two getting married and having children it's literally so simple then Casey and his like miserable family can go be miserable somewhere else like they're always upset and like people can't be we couldn't be doing more for them like let me give you my room. Let me give you this shirt off my back. And they're like, this is not working for me. It's always a problem.

It was insulting that they tried to get her a job. Meanwhile, she took the job. So I just, it's really a matter of who I hate the least. And it's Beth. So I think right now who I'm hating the most is that fucking moron Jamie. Like I could not believe

he killed that reporter. Like how dumb are you? Like she's not like there's some nobody from the middle of nowhere. She's from New York. She works for a fucking magazine. Like you can't just kill her

because you're angry because you were being dumb. Because you didn't know what to do. Oh my God. What if I just murder her? Yeah, like so dumb. And he's like, the thing is me and Ben

were discussing because ben's been watching with me we can't tell if jamie's the worst or he's like he's actually a really bad actor like the guy who plays him is like not good um because like like okay so he took a rifle and he was like gonna kill himself and we were like you're not gonna kill yourself and is that just like him being a bad actor is that jamie like just being a drama queen wanting attention it's jamie okay because he wasn't gonna kill himself no even though like everyone was telling him to it's just like so fucked up like yeah that's where beth like i love beth but then when like she goes on her rants against jamie she says like the meanest thing she's like

she said like an episode last night i'm not just saying this because it would bring me so much joy but you should really consider killing yourself like it's fucking horrible like yeah she really needs to stop like because that's i love that she reads people to filth even jamie because he fucking needs it but like she takes it a little too far um so i definitely like beth the most then casey and then jamie i I did like Jamie at the beginning because you know like he was a good lawyer yeah he got them like much more land than they had before he like they do need someone with business smarts in the family yeah and he was good at that job and he was like everyone made fun of him because he was like posh and wore ties and like didn't know how to shovel

shit but it was a vital part of the business yes um he got obsessed with running for attorney general and he like abandoned his family. And you know what, he could have come back and it would have been fine, but he had to do the article. Like it was so, he had to take it so far, like so dramatic for what? And that whore he was shacking up with,

like she was horrible too. Like she was- Is she the campaign? Yeah. She's definitely not going away because they just showed her again. But like she was really a problem. Who else? Oh, Jimmy. I love Jimmy. because they just showed her again but like she was really a problem um who else oh jimmy

i love jimmy like i don't know what the point of like him being a main character is because there's a million cowboys and a lot of them are better looking and like we don't know anything about them yeah but he's just when he won um the belt buckle because he needed that money to pay back like his meth friends and he won the buckle and that guy the older guy who has the brand what's his name with the mustache um he's great lloyd lloyd and he had like put the money up for him and he was so proud and he was like and i cried like i was not okay like it was so beautiful and i love that he's like like that's what the ranch is for like he really loves the ranch now and like he was a bad kid before. And then he had to sell his belt buckle to the meth heads because that girl who was working as a cowgirl who like ran away in the middle of the night.

His friend who he really liked. She owed them a thousand dollars. Like it was so sad. I was really upset when he had to give away his belt buckle. But you know he he took care of it and he'll get another one because he's really good at riding the horses. So there's just like a lot of characters that I really like. literally hate thomas rainwater like i hate the way he talks like first of all jacob's dad like i was shocked and yeah i thought when the first episode i'm like i don't know if he's gonna be a main character i didn't know like he would really become like a huge part of the show obsessed obsessed that it's jacob's dad but

he's really so fucking annoying like always speaking slowly and giving a sermon and it's just like stop yeah stop no one's listening stop like really a few good lines he's got some good like some words of wisdom okay that's yes but he's in no rush i'm so glad you brought that up because me and ben have like stopped the show like 10 times there's like pearls of wisdom what it is i started watching the show around the same time i started reading and so many times i wanted to like highlight I had the inkling to like tap and highlight there's so many good quotes and pearls of wisdom oh my god when you know uh Kevin Costner like was playing with his grandson his grandson fell in the river and it was really cold and he was like I almost something bad almost happened and then Rip was like well almost is interesting because it

doesn't fucking matter. And Kevin Costner was like, what idiot said that? And he's like, uh, you. And it's true. Like, almost literally doesn't matter.

Something almost, it doesn't matter. Yeah. So, you're right. I wish I could highlight because it was another one last night. Me and Ben were like,

that's so true. Yeah. Like, just pearls of wisdom. One good thing, like, one pearl from Yellowstone that I got

that I always think about is like I think it was maybe it was Rainwater who said it that um like you know how when right when you give birth to a child the baby really looks like the dad I saw that part yeah he said like uh that is nature's paternity test and it's so true because the baby like doesn't look like that for even even one hour later but in that moment you know who the father is. It's so true. It's nature's paternity test. So true. So overall,

like this is just like, it's such a journey and I'm really enjoying it. Like I want to be caught up, but like I also want to enjoy it because you know, last night me and Ben were about to start episode nine

of 10 on season two, but it was like 1130 and I was like, I have a big day today. So we didn't end up watching it and like I actually really do want to enjoy it, but I also want to be caught up

because like I'm already like five years too late so you should watch like two episodes today no I don't have time to record my special I know but what time do I have a few hours no I have no time oh I have no time like well you have a week to get caught up yes I will I will no it's a huge priority for me especially because like this weekend I will be doing nothing but watching Yellowstone and then you can watch 1883. I know. And then you can watch 1923. I know. I have a few more episodes of 1883, and I'm going to watch them so that I can watch 1923, because it looks amazing and so well cast.

Harrison Ford, Helen Mirren, Michelle Randolph. Our cup runneth over. So thank you for the guidance on this journey. I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I just wish I had a time machine so that I could play this episode for you even a week ago when I said if you go to Montana hey just watch Yellowstone before. Now I have jobs. Well I honestly thought it was going to be like 20 episodes every season. It's only 10. Like that's normal. Okay. That changes things. If it was 20 you wouldn't watch it? No. And also the first episode was like 100 minutes.

And when I tell you it took me all Saturday, like I could not believe the episode was never ending. Yeah. Some things are worth waiting for. No, and I agree. And I'm glad I waited. And now you're like, the foundations have been layered. And now you're really going to get into it.

Like it gets so good. Yeah. It keeps getting better. Yeah. Even this season is so good. Yeah. No, I'm really enjoying it. So thanks for the recommendation, girly're welcome yeah welcome so that's our show that is our show and you know it's time for it to end because I have to pee so bad okay well I'll wrap

it up I'm excited to see everyone tonight at my special taping and tomorrow night but I'll see you oh so a little programming update I am here today and tomorrow and then Wednesday I am going to take the day off I just feel like I'll need you know like a so a little programming update. I am here today and tomorrow. And then Wednesday, I am going to take the day off. I just feel like I'll need, you know, like a star moment. Like I will have recorded my special. I'll probably get drunk afterwards. Like celeb's going to celeb. But since Jax is in the city, she's recording with a sickening co-host. It will be audio only.

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