The Toast - Rockylicious and Sexy: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

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Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to The Toast. Happy Wednesday. Wednesday. It's hump day, a great day here at The Toast, ordinarily, but also made even greater by the fact that Jacqueline Follet has made her great return. The cité is feeling Follet. I like that rhyme. You do?

I like the rhyme, and I like the beat. I don't love the nickname. No, come on. It's just like another. I don't love the nickname. No. Come on. It's just like another person. You know. It's not me. But that's.

Like who cares. Honestly get over it. Like sorry. I just. I want better for me. You know. I deserve better. I'm not good with the words.

Like with nicknames. And Jacqueline Follet. Like came about naturally. Like you're just gonna have to embrace it. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. And I'm waiting for it to like remix itself you know like

folay bolay right bolay turkeys warm bolays turkeys warm bolays that's the what like the iteration of my restaurant name I will be opening a warm bowl facility one day and right now it was turkeys warm bowls but now it's turkeys warm bolays so beautiful well I'm so excited to be in studio with you I'm in New York for the rest of And right now it was Trudy's Warm Bowls, but now it's Trudy's Warm Bolles. So beautiful. Well, I'm so excited to be in studio with you. I'm in New York for the rest of the week. So it's Jackson Cloud Original Recipe. And one thing that's really exciting about being in studio together

is that we can sing together. I know. Because when we do remote recording, I usually, you know, I take the backup vocals because I don't want it to be. Because it's for the best. And I don't want it to be conflicting. It's hard to sync up. But when we're together, we can sing all day.

All bets are off. All bets are off. Bet it all on blonde when all bets are off. And bet on it. Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it. So Jax got to town yesterday and we had a little birthday celebration one day late for your birthday. And the long-awaited gift was received received and color me shocked to find you wearing it today because I was like

100% convinced you didn't like it and that you were gonna be returning it no Claudia got me three lethal gifts and one of them I love so much because I'm in my bow era apparently and I want to show I'll show the YouTube YouTube exclusive I'm gonna turn around and show you the bow in my hair I got her three hair accessories from Prada because I felt like one wasn't enough of a gift, you know? Yeah. But even though the one that you're wearing is like the one that I chose first. Right. No, I totally understand how everything happened the way that it did.

And I love the bow. The other ones, I might go into the store and see what my money could buy me. Okay. No, but you got me a gift and a shopping trip. Like, that's a wonderful gift. That's the thing about gifts in your adulthood. At this point, like, it's not appropriate to show up everywhere with a gift card. But that's really what a gift is. Oh, yeah. family really it's a credit right at a store go balls to the wall yeah so you look great

thank you if I have time this week I'm gonna see what they have if not then I'm gonna keep my tings and I love them okay opening gifts is like awkward like because you can really like something and you just like it's hard to it's hard to communicate that yeah because everybody's looking at you like I feel like I was genuine and happy and I feel like like I wouldn't like I walked I was like Ben was like did she like the oven like she's gonna go to the store like but now you feel that's why I was shocked color me shocked you feel reassured I feel reassured I love that you're wearing it I was so excited because like my outfit today it's so New York so all black all. All black, black turtleneck, black flats, and then just like my fancy bow. I honestly look incredible today.

Look? You look good. Because like my jacket completes the outfit and I'm not wearing my jacket on the show because it's 5,000 degrees in here. By the way, that's what I was saying about Kai. It's like it's so great when you have a fabulous jacket, but really it's not that great when it makes your whole outfit. Yeah.

It didn't make my whole, it's like, but it's a big big it's a core part of the outfit a cornerstone I'll take a picture I'll show you guys I'll post it on my Instagram speaking of Instagram I did something really fun on my Instagram stories this morning you did and I felt like it needed to be done you did and it did so what's so great about this show is that it's really like a family thing if you're a part of the toaster community like you know all the jokes and the references and while I think that's one of our greatest qualities I think it does make it difficult to join in to join and jump in because you're like where do I begin now I don't recommend going back and listening to the first episode ever because it's a thousand episodes uh the beginning ones probably weren't that great and can I it's a

topical show sometimes my youtube the first video that they're serving me on my homepage is an old episode of The Toast, like pink backdrop. Sometimes I click on it. And the way we are so funny. Really? And we're talking about nonsense. Like literally, we were talking about your tour dropping tickets times. And we were just being so funny and so cute and effervescent.

And like every time I go and watch an old episode I have that experience old episode of the toast what what changed what do you want we're still hysterical okay okay but I feel like we look back on those episodes and we just assume we weren't funny no we're just so cute and just happy lovely girls oh my god I love that for us happy lovely girls with a streak of comedic flair I can't really go back and watch those happy lovely girls with a streak of comedic flair i can't really go back and watch those happy lovely girls with a streak of comedic flair because i have a mole on my face okay but you lost it in 2019 rip the mole departed i want to say in 2019 that was a good year because the mole was roofed so some of the episodes i watched from 2019 are PM. Post-Mole. Right. Post-Malone.

Post-Malone. We're living a post-Malonean era. Thank God for that. Thank God for that. So, that's good to hear. It is. And I think that you

should be kinder to your former self. Okay. And if you do want to go back and listen to all 1,000 episodes, if you have the time and the bandwidth

and the curiosity, it's good stuff. Yeah, but it is a topical show. So to go hear about like pop culture stories from five years ago. People like it. Even when we're on break, like even people who have listened to those episodes from 2019, like go back to those episodes.

So all I'd like to say is that we're sympathetic to the fact that like we're such a tight knit community that it does make it difficult to jump in at any point. It feels like clicky and exclusive and like, oh, I don't get it. I'm new here. So on my Instagram stories, I did like kind of like an intro guide. A refres of what of our you know are some of our inside jokes are about our acronyms that we make up you know p-jom naggy bitch wife I've been seeing a lot of questions about p-jom we say he's a p-jom she's a p-jow p-jom is precious gem of a man so if we say someone's a p-jom it's just like a compliment that's a good man yeah a lot of people thought it was p-jom with a j and

they thought you know precious precious Jewish extraordinary man. Great too. Kind of love that one even more. Me as well. The thing about these acronyms is like make them your own. You know, it's not rigid here. Everything's flexible. You'll see turdy warm bolets.

Right. We're constantly, nothing is static. Everything is fluid. If you had a restaurant, you wouldn't be able to get proper signage because the name would always be changing. It would have to be a dry erase board for my sign. Or a digital sign. Right. Duh. Oh myuh. Not the dry erase board. A digital sign so we could constantly be updating our marquee. Yeah. Great idea. So if you want to, if you're like new here and you don't

know some of the stuff, I most likely answered your most FAQs. Pressing questions. On my Instagram. And I'll leave that up. I made it a highlight. So like if anybody wants to go, they can always just know. You should do more today. Yeah, no, I will. But I had to do this. So I had to take a break from my Instagram. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

We're both like playing fun Instagram games on our Instagram. Yeah, I love this recent game you've been playing on your Instagram. After we drop every episode, share asking people what their favorite parts of the episode were. Yeah, I haven't done it. I only done it twice. Like not every episode. Even though I should do it every episode. Because there's so much.

And they remind me. So many like small nuggets. That when I say it. It didn't mean anything to me. But then when someone writes it in quotes. I'm like. That's hysterical. By the way.

So me and Abe have been saying. Like. One of my favorite. Added to the list of things I'm always talking about. Is Joan Rivers documentary. That's the list of celebrity documentaries. And this isn't her documentary. It's I think one of her last specials.

Her whole show is like, before I get to the show, before I get to the show, I just want to address each individual group. And she goes to like the gay community, women. And what she says about lesbians is like one of my favorite things. She's like, the gay community, you can 100% say. She told old people they can't stay for her show. They're boring and they smell. And then she's like, gay community, 100% can stay. But lesbians have to go in the back and they're like why joan and

she says because lesbians don't laugh if they think something's funny they just stand there and go that's funny and so now when anybody says anything funny i'm always like that's funny that's funny that's funny that's like what i do also i laugh a lot but as you guys know my laugh is silent yeah i'm not a good comedic no you're not a good podcaster because there's so much a good pod there's so much silence that's why we vodcast Claudia that's why we vodcast I hate the word vodcast I didn't know what the most insulting thing someone could say to me was but telling me I'm not a good podcaster like hurts, hurts. Okay, because that's incorrect. It's not that you're not a good podcaster. Like, you're not a good candidate for podcasting.

My laugh isn't, like, the best laugh for a podcast. No, and let me say. But, like, my other skills in general. You're an amazing podcaster. Thank you. But you're also, like, terrible? Inevitable? No, no, no.

Stop saying that. Okay, yeah. But you know what I mean, right? Like, yeah, my laugh is not the laugh podcast friendly for a podcast if you had a podcast and you were laughing on me you're not the worst person for a podcast you're the worst laugher for a podcast is that better yeah but at well first of all you could hear that one right that was really beautiful but at least i laugh what about people who have no sense of humor oh Oh, man. I thought you were like targeting me. Like you don't laugh.

No, you laugh. Yeah. You're like. No, I really. What I always say is that's funny. But at least I'm full of humor. Good humor. You're a good humor gal.

Good humor gal. GHG. So we've got a great show. Is that correct? Yeah. I mean, the show is laid out before us and we don't know in which direction it shall go. Two shows lie before me. We're gonna take the show... Less traveled.

Less traveled. Two shows diverged in a yellow wood and we took the show less traveled. We shall. Actually we don't know. I guess we'll have to come back and watch it. We could always skrrt over to the show less traveled. We shall. Actually, we don't know. I guess we'll have to come back and watch it. We could always over to the show more traveled. Right. We could. So that's Robert Frost for you. Because one thing about The Toast that's actually not a joke is we're constantly talking about poetry.

Literally every day. Because poetry is more personal than comedy. More personal than food. And I am a poet. And I look like a poet today. You do. It's giving It's giving Edgar Allan Poe.

By the way, literally I was gonna say that and I was gonna say it's giving Edgar Allan Poe it. It's giving the raven. Oh, is that Edgar Allan Poe? Yeah. It's giving the raven claw.

That's me. No, you're giving the raven claw and I am that's so raven. We can end the show now. Yeah. Because we took the show that's so raven we can end the show now yeah because we took the show less traveled the show less traveled would be us ending the show because we always do a show that would also be like the show without lights because we need to do the ads oh okay you need to expel yourself i need to expel myself okay so without further a did it did it do here are the fast five stories that you need to here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

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is here and it is Patrick Dempsey. Now I have thoughts but I feel like once a year we have this conversation because they're the same thoughts every year. Yeah we do have this conversation once a year because it's a yearly thing. Right and I always feel the same way which is no shade to Patrick Dempsey an extremely handsome man but like why is the sexiest man alive like always 60 years old and always somebody who's been sexy for 30 years? Okay that part doesn't bother me. What bothers me is like in the chart of Patrick Dempsey relevancy like it's not up there right now like he's been as you know

mixed dream yeah for 20 years like Grey's Anatomy is not at its peak like why now why this SMA yeah I don't know why now why this SMA it's a good question but also I think it's important to know like People Magazine like is a tabloid and I I do think, like, at his height, like, he probably wouldn't have agreed. Like, they can't just name you People's Sexiest Man Alive. You sit down for an interview and a, like, it's a mutual thing. It's not like a list that they put together without your permission. So I think, because a lot of people are like, oh, but, like, the hottest guy this year is, like, who's hot right now? Right, like, the actual sexiest.

Maluma, like, whatever. Travis Kelsey. He would never sit down with People Magazine. So we have to keep that in mind. I actually think he would. But I understand what you actual sexy. Maluma, like whatever. Travis Kelsey. He would never sit down with People Magazine. So we have to keep that in mind. I actually think he would. But I understand what you're saying. Maluma wouldn't. No.

Like, so maybe would they get people on their decline? Because. It has to be. It's a two-way street. A mutually agreed upon list. And I do think maybe some of the elders are more interested in that sort of press. Whereas the youngins are like, oh no, I want to go on the podcast. No no I want to go on the podcast no like I want to be Esquire I want to be Esquire yeah so I think like People Magazine definitely is like a publication that skews older because it's like a

old school magazine they're digital obviously but like this is this is a list that like older people know about and like respect so so we're aging ourselves by talking about it every year no I don't um i don't respect the list but i i know it yeah and it's just one of those cultural things that's been around for a while that like we should keep around because it's a cute idea and i'm sure one day it'll be ruined you know it's sexist literally yep um hetero like normative normative male centric misogynist but there is that's all coming so I'm gonna enjoy it while we have it I actually don't think it's coming I feel like they're constantly evolving because they do most

beautiful woman alive I don't know why it's beautiful and sexy for a man it's beautiful for a woman but sexy for a man and then they have like all the other ones like greatest hair you know yeah like they keep adding different categories with the time. I mean, there was a category this year of sexiest Swifty. What? And it was like Travis Kelsey. Oh. Channing Tatum. Oh, not like fans. Oh, I thought they were like celebrities. I'm right here. Turdy. Sexiest Swifty right here.

Turdy. Yeah, they do their dumb categories. Also, they did sexiest TV star, James Marsden. I'm going to agree with you on that. Oh, I was going to say he's on TV, but I forgot about... What was that show called? Jury Duty?

Yeah. Jury Duty, yeah. Sexiest Blockbuster Star, so like movies. Chris Hemsworth. I was literally going to say that. Sexiest Athlete. Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey.

These ones... But see, for these lists... There's no interview. It's just like a... They just put it together. It's just a pluralative. see, for these lists, it's just like a, you know. They just put it together. It's a superlative. Yeah, you don't need to agree to it. Sexiest musician.

Harry Styles. Yep. Wow. Wow. Sexiest morning show host. Claudia. Jackie. No, let me think.

Like, this is just men. Yeah. Like Willie Geist. Wait, let me think. Actually, you could get it. Who's our favorite morning show host that we talk about the most not kelly she's a day better in one no no wait let me think who the fuck do we talk about in the mornings okay you probably don't think of her as a morning her

co-host yeah i know i know what the hell is his name mark couldn't say that yeah yeah sexy they're like not really morning by the way their shows on it claudia they're top of the morning it's not noon no it's like 6 a.m right oh sorry i take it back yeah uh sexy's grandpa you're probably not gonna get this yeah i'm not pierce brosnan okay he's sexy and he's a grandpa ergo okay sexy as grandpa okay okay sexiest pedro pascal and it's all the different kinds of pedro pascals okay sexiest funny guy oh Oh, let me think. You're making like a disgusting face. Do you hate this person?

I just like, it wouldn't be my choice. John Mulaney? No, but he was nominated. Okay, wait, let me think. Sexiest funny guy. And by the way, these are readers' choices. So there's like nominees. Oh, so who do people like love?

I don't know who. Trevor Noah. I mean, I've seen that ass in person. Don't make me tell you that story again. No. He's got a big ass. And he ain't afraid to wear a tight pair of khakis. Sexiest Ken from Barbie.

Brian Gosling. Yeah, he did win. Sexiest new dad. Zach Weinreib. Tom Hiddleston. Who knew he was a new dad? Okay, I get that Tom's confused. Taylor Swift with the t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, no, but this, for a second I thought it was Tom Holland.

No, no, no. I'm like, he's 14? No, no, no. Tom with the t-shirt. Tom with the t-shirt has a baby. How lovely. He's a nice boy. Sexiest TikTok star.

Tourney, Lou, Freebush. Male. Oh. Ben Soffer celebrity. Jalen Noble. He dates Stas. Ooh. I think. Let me see a picture. All these boys, I don't oh no i'm sorry no that's jayden this is um jaylen noble jaylen noble yeah no i've seen him on the talk what does he get up to up there he um dates monet mcmichael who's like a big beauty

girl i know monet yeah and then who are the other three? Josh Richards. I don't know the other two. Their names should be in the caption. He is 1.2 million people subscribe to see his posts about his dogs. Monet McMichael. That's why people really know him. Got it.

Cool. Sexiest podcast host. Wait. And actually. Do you agree? He's a sexy podcast host and he's a close friend of la turd and it's not your husband and it's not josh peck oh but like your next best friend that does podcasting wait who taylor waltner that's a good one yeah that's a good one he was up against dax shepherd nick vile and dom gab. I hope they do this for women.

I hope so, too. People, call me. That's an interesting group of male podcasters, and not the top of mind. No, like, where are the smart list guys? Where's Joe Rogan? I would have assumed Dax Shepard. Yeah, that's fair. What other podcasters?

Tom Segura, Tim Dillon. So when you were saying that I thought you were gonna say Tim Dillon. I was like he isn't a close personal friend. He's your third closest friend. Who called me fat yeah. Oh my god stop. Sexiest guy you're streaming due to the strike. Wait what? Sexiest guy you're streaming due to the strike. So is that like an influencer? No it's like an old show. Oh oh oh oh that's a funny category it could be like anyone from friends oh big from sex in the city okay no max sheffield that's who i'm streaming no oh luke from gilmore girls i don't even know who this person is honestly let me see it's he's from supernatural jensen ackles i'm sorry to this man but who are the other people that looked like gilmore girls who were

the other people i see other people were um criminal minds shamar moore gilmore shamar moore was robbed by the way i okay i'm so glad you just brought up shamar more finished gilmore girls milo ventimiglia or The Office's John Krasinski? Oh, okay. Those are good ones. I was pretty close with Milo. Yeah. So I have always known this, but I ended up on a side of TikTok where people were talking about the Shamar Moore fandom.

And I was like, these are my people. So I watch Criminal Minds and it's one of those shows that's like been on TV for a hundred years. The people on the show are so rich, but they're not like uber, uber famous. It's just kind of like a soap opera at this point. And Shamar Moore is like the hottest guy on the show. And he like has this like relationship with a girl who works in tech. They call her baby girl, but like they don't like, they don't fuck like that. But, but they're like, there's like immense love for one another. There's a rapport. But Shamar Moore like is this really, really incredibly handsome

guy. And he has, and the people who watch the show are like these older women and they love him Jackie so like okay and he knows it and oh oh all my lipstick's flying hold on is he on cameo honestly he's too well paid to be on cameo but I wouldn't be surprised if he was but he like knows about these girlies that like love him and he so like plays into that like on his Instagram I love that okay shamar more this is his oh maybe yeah people were just like okay this is his instagram bio jacks let's flirt goofball inspire dream succeed and beat multiple sclerosis and cancer together like he knows what he's doing like he's playing and like his instagram is just a thirst trap after thirst trap after thirst trap how many followers does he have four million like

I'm telling you not enough people talk about like the underbelly of pop culture that includes the Shamar Moore fandom I'm so glad you just brought that up like I feel like he kind of reminds me of Elliot Stabler like similar show yes okay but imagine if Elliot Stabler played into like now, but, like, now he does, you know, with his shirt off and in the commercials. And I feel like. Shamar Moore is 10x. Like. No, but it's, like, the same sort of thing. Yes.

Yes. Where, like, for some people, like, Elliot Stabler is their sexiest man alive. But Elliot Stabler. He would have been a good choice. He would have. Elliot Stabler is, like, a little bit more popular in culture. Like, Criminal Minds is not, like, a big show in the sense that, like, everybody knows it. No, but I feel like recently like everyone kind of like came together

and Law & Order like had this. It's always been popular. Five years ago. Right. It's always been popular, but it like came out of the shadows a little bit. Yeah, because like every celebrity, everyone was like, I love Law & Order. And so like Stabler like had his moment in the sun. I feel like that will happen.

With Shamar Moore. Is what I'm saying. Honestly, I love Shamar Moore. Like I'm obsessed with this thing. And maybe especially because of the SAG-AFTRA strike, more people are I'm saying. Honestly, I love Shamar Moore. Like I'm obsessed with this thing. And maybe especially because of the SAG-AFTRA strike, more people are feeling that way. Maybe, yeah.

SAG-AFTRA. Don't forget about it. Don't. Next story, if we're ready to move on to sexy news. Yeah, yeah. This is also...

I was getting a little hot. It is also sexy news. Most of our news is sexy. Well, because we're sexy and we kind of just make everything sexy. Like make everything so sexy. I just want to want to say look I am a lot of things but I'm not like sexy same like I'm beautiful I'm really I know I'm like a timeless beauty I know that yeah I'm hysterical I'm very smart people don't realize that I am not sexy. No literally same. And I've never really tried to be sexy and

in the very few moments that I have like it's giving loser you know. There's a thin line between sexy and loser. Yeah yeah a hundred percent. Yeah you can't be everything to everyone. But sometimes like you're so sexy like you can't even cross that line and actually I think that's never been more evident than with Shamemar Moore. Like, because you could definitely look at some of his stuff and be like, this is cringe and he's, like, playing to the old ladies. But he's so handsome and naturally sexy that it doesn't matter, you know? Yeah.

Not only am I not sexy, I can't even use the word unironically. No, you literally just convulsed while saying it. I know. can't even use the word unironically. No, you literally just convulsed while saying it. I know. Like I would never look at someone or describe a person or a thing using the S word. In a serious way.

In a serious. I only use that word once a year when we talk about sexy as man alive. I happen to agree. But when it comes, you know, right before man and alive, I feel very comfortable. Yeah. Like the word sexy,

if the word sexy was personified into a tv show it would be the idol on HBO exactly yuck exactly well our next story sexy content news mean girls movie trailer has just dropped I wouldn't say it's sexy. You wouldn't? No. Why? Couldn't it be? No. Would you say original Mean Girls is sexy? No. Oh. It's not not.

No, it's not. Okay, sure. I guess I don't know what sexy means either. Exhibit A. The Mean Girls trailer has dropped. The movie comes out in January. So this is a movie based on the musical, the Broadway musical that was based on the original yes because when I was watching the trailer I was like oh there's a character Regina George oh they're just remaking the original I'm like oh that's the fucking point

because it's based on the musical which is based on the movie and the musical was very popular yeah I never saw it and that like is something I regret um we watched the trailer together it looks excellent yeah so it's the original movie same plot same characters and there's just like a little more current references thrown in so like there's tiktok stuff mostly tiktok stuff yeah yeah it's like a modern take on mean girls it's mean girls for the new generation yeah even though like the original movie wasn't old enough for it to be for the old generation like i think this new generation could still watch it and appreciate it like yeah but i guess it doesn't have like technology and that's like so important in high school yeah they're all on their flip phones yeah but like literally Tina Fey is still the teacher and she looks exactly the same

so the casting was really interesting because a lot of people stay the same Tina Fey the principal yeah I can't keep you here past four but then there was some new um casting so Regina George is played by Renee Rapp who played Regina George on the Broadway stage. People loved her. I love her. I'm glad she's acting because I feel like she just quit Secret Lives of College Girls. Right.

Sex Lives of College Girls, excuse me. And she's doing music. Her music career is blowing up. Sexy Lives of College Girls. Sexy Lives of College Girls. I thought she was done with acting, but I love that she did this. Jon Hamm plays Coach Carr.

Yeah. Obsessed. Yeah. Busy Phillips plays Regina's mom who was Amy Poehler. I don't love. Mm-mm.

Pam from The Office plays Katie's mom. Oh, that's a good one by the way. She kind of looks like Katie's mom originally. Yeah. I wanted to see

who played Katie because she... She looked like a fresh face to me. She looked familiar from something for me. Okay, look it up. Katie Heron.

And you're right. Tina Fey looks exactly the same. Exactly the same. Oh, and the guy, I don't know who the guy who plays like Damien 2.0, but he looked like every time I giggled in the trailer, it was because of him. Oh, yeah.

The new Damien. Okay, wait. I'm only getting the old Katie Heron, so I'm going to have to read this article. Give me a moment. Take your time. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ting.

And gory rice. Oh, what else is she in? She's in Nice Guys, Spider-Man Home homecoming I don't think you know her I'm telling you she looks so familiar hold on and the movie itself is a musical yes I saw a bunch of like dance sequences yeah I gotta learn some of the songs like that'll be exciting oh she was in the last thing he told me which I didn't watch but that's so that's not how I know her I don't know I don't think you know her I guess I don't know her she kind of looks to me like um Tim and Chalamet's sister oh that would have been great Kimber that would have been great yeah and with

Renee yeah um this actually looks very good I'm not like a huge fan of like revamping you know things but not enough people talk about how Mean Girls like changed it. Mean Girls literally raised me. I'm pretty sure on this show we have one Mean Girls reference every single day and it's like not even so overt. Right. It's just part of our everyday jargon. We were raised on that. We loved that movie.

And when I watch it sometimes it'll be on and I'll just like watch it and when I focus on it I'm like I know every line of this movie. Never watch Mean Girls. And every single line is something that I say in every day life you can go shave your back now bye Jason it's so crazy some on my um story where I was like what has you cackling and someone replied the fact that you guys quote Mean Girls backwards and forwards and like I don't even think we know like consciously when we're doing it when you ask me my favorite movie I wouldn't say Mean Girls because that's like such a basic choosy answer

but like it's my favorite movie. No I would if you ask me like Mean Girls would be in my top three favorite movies. It's so good. It's so good and it gets better with age. Yeah. And the fact that Tina Fey who literally was responsible for the entire movie is responsible for this one like I have hope. I think it'll be like I will be

seeing it. I have hope too. So far every like Mean Girls affiliate except for like Mean Girls 2 and stuff like that has have hope. I think it'll be, like, I will be seeing it. I have hope, too. So far, every, like, Mean Girls affiliate, except for, like, Mean Girls 2 and stuff like that, has kept the integrity of the original film intact. Yeah. So I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful, too. I just, um.

Oh, Mean Girls. Remember that one? No. It was, like, twins, Mean Girls. But those weren't, like, affiliated with Tina Fey. They were not affiliated. Even Mean Girls 2 was not. Yeah.

So good. Yeah. So good. Yeah. So that's exciting. See you in January. When is it? Oh, that's not even far. No. That's fabulous.

It was a pretty quick turnaround. Like, where's Legally Blonde 4? Where's Legally Blonde 4? We've been talking about that since the inception of this show. Yeah. They said Mindy Kaling was writing the script. Like we got so excited. All the small updates we got were all positive.

And now they'll blame Sag Astra. But I just want you guys to know like you actually can't blame Sag Astra for this. You can blame him for a lot of stuff. Yes. But not Mean Girls 4. Because it's been four years. Legally Blonde 4. Legally Blonde 4.

Yeah. By the way, I forgot to mention Theo's in studio with us today. Fa la la la la la la la la. Tis the season to be croon-chee. Fa la la la la la la la la. Hey, Fa. How you feeling? Tell us.

Give us a Fa update. He, I told you guys, has arthritis. He has a doctor's appointment with like the leading hip guy. But they have like a three-week waiting list. So it's in two weeks. So he's just suffering for two weeks. He's on meds nice yeah but they're not like sleepy ones he you'd never know it should i pick him up and bring him to my chair he's so happy i'm gonna do it oh okay good sure

you scared him oh my, my God. My heart. My heart. Oh. I know. He's in pain. Oh. My angel boy's in pain. Are you okay, my love?

I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. He needs his mommy. I'm depressed. I wish I didn't touch him. I'm depressed. I tried to tell you, but okay. But he needs his mommy. He does need his mommy.

These boys need their mommy. I also do think he's going deaf. So when I call him, he doesn't hear. And that's why he got scared when he does need his mommy these boys need their mommy i also do think he's going deaf like so when i call him he doesn't hear him that's why i he got scared when i rubbed his back he's falling apart but he's got he's fast strong fast strong are you ready for our next story yes it's number three don't worry oh okay i have the biggest wedgie like okay i don't know how to realistically pick my wedgie. Wealthy O's on my lap. I think you just got to go for it.

Okay. Take the plunge. Got it. Great. Switching gears, Israeli actress Gal Gadot plans a Hollywood screening of the brutal Hamas terror attack atrocities. So Israeli actress Gal Gadot was reportedly spearheading a Hollywood screening of a 47-minute video of the atrocities committed by the terrorist group Hamas during the October

7th surprise attack on Israel. The footage provided by the Israeli Defense Forces, the IDF, will be shown to a select group of celebrities and influential figures, I-24 News reported. The first screening is planned to host 120 viewers with potential additional screenings based on interest. So if you're unfamiliar, the IDF put together about a 45-minute video of what happened on October 7. And it's footage from the terrorist body cams themselves. They filmed everything. They wore body cams.

They filmed everything. And they collected these body cams off of the terrorists after the attack and then put together 45 minutes worth of footage so that the world. Because everybody's saying it didn't happen. Because people are saying it didn't happen. showed it to the world media I think it is available um what's the website is it like there's a website like if it's really really graphic they're hosting screenings like actually in the city I don't think I can go no it's not for everyone

there's a lot of different like feelings people have about like if people should watch it if it should be seen I don't think absolutely everyone needs to watch it especially if you understand what happened and you don't need convincing um but I guess Gal Gadot feels that in Hollywood in her circles people could benefit from knowing what happened because I I know you and I know and the people that we talk to know but it's clear that a lot of people don't really know and people they think it's like Jewish propaganda like there are no hostages this is all a lie like they think it's literally propaganda if they knew and they saw this they wouldn't be saying the things that they're saying they should be forced to continue to say those things well then they should be arrested yeah 100% I'm beyond

curious like who of Gagado's invitees like will be going. I think this is really. Like that's using your platform and your privilege for like immense good. And it's like you can, people can talk and you can listen to influential voices, whatever. But like there's something to be said about just like seeing and the facts and making your mind up for yourself. But if you don't, if you don't have the information, then it's hard to make an informed opinion. But like here, this is what happened. Yeah. Make an opinion for yourself yeah so I think more people need to watch it because

it's clear that people don't know what happened like I think on college campuses like if you want to go to a terrorist rally you should have to watch this first I agree required reading stop people from protesting and freedom of speech but like you should know what you're standing for. Yeah. And people are planning to rally outside this event. There's already an organized event to like rally outside. She's holding it at the Holocaust Museum and there's like an organized event already, like show up and protest this propaganda. But I actually don't understand why Hamas supporters

would be against people watching it because it's like Hamas filmed it so that people watch it. Like your boys want people to see it. No, there's, I don't think it's like Hamas filmed it so that people watch it like your boys want people to see it no there's I don't think it's you know worth our time to find logic in all of this no but I'm just saying your boys wanted people to see it your boys those are your boys yep if you're protesting this if you're tearing down posters those are your boys hi my love oh I know I feel like he's hating it up here. Should I put him back down? He seems fine. But, like, he's not resting.

Well, now he's on camera. He's working. Camera. He's working. Working. He's a working boy. Bruno's retired, he told me. I said Bruno.

Like. I mean, he moved to Florida. It's early retirement. I said it's giving Tom Brady. He's coming back. Oh, 100%. Bruno's such, like, the boy who cried retirement. I said it's giving Tom Brady. He's coming back. Oh, 100%. Bruno's such the boy who cried retirement. 100%.

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Okay. In the spirit of documentaries that are just being very good recently. Okay. Netflix has a new documentary coming out about Sylvester Stallone.

Oh, yeah. Netflix is kind of in their celebrity documentary era. Yeah. I was there a year ago. It's SAG-AFTRA compliant. Oh, it is. Yeah, I guess

because it's like unscripted. So he has a documentary called Sly coming out. And it'll be on Netflix. He'll be telling the story of his life, including some tragic personal moments. And I'm thinking it's going to be good. Yeah, I think he's a good person for a documentary because his heyday, a lot of people aren't familiar with it with even myself like obviously I know him but

I don't really know like what Rocky is he's an actor or a boxer he acted as a boxer in Rocky no he's like I mean Rocky the thing is like we've never seen seen Rocky I don't know that I've ever consumed a piece of Sylvester's content no I haven't but I like he's massive no I think that's why he's perfect for it because there's think that's why he's perfect for it because there's so much there. And he's perfect for it for us because it's like

oh I know who this is but I haven't engaged in the content and now I'll get like a summation. Yeah no I think this reminds me a lot of David Beckham.

Like obviously we know David Beckham. I never watched David Beckham play soccer. And I don't really know like his journey through soccer. Now I do. But I had really

I know he was a soccer player. Yeah. So I think he's kind of great. And I think he has like a really interesting family life too. He's been married for a really long time. Yes. They've struggled in their marriage, but they worked it out. He has like a bunch of really beautiful kids.

I think people will end up being really interested in him and his family. I could see them having a reality show. They have a reality show. I think it came out. It's supposed to be on Paramount Plus. I get them confused with the Bradshaw Bunch. Because they're like always on E. No but the Bradshaw.

Like I don't know Mr. Bradshaw. I do. Aside from Bradshaw Bunch. No I mean like he's all over my TV when I'm watching football. No now I do. But I think I first saw him like in E commercials. Yeah yeah yeah. No I had heard the name but yeah.

And also not to make this story about me but I was on the plane with Sylvester a few months ago him and his wife yeah I sat in front of them oh actually yeah I remember that they were lovely I love that so you like to watch lovely people you do like he wasn't a diva no not at all I didn't even notice him I wonder if I would have recognized him if you had seen the documentary no if if Zach didn't recognize him oh do I wonder if I would have recognized him. If you had seen the documentary? No, if Zach didn't recognize him. Oh. Do you know what I mean? You would have.

You think? Yeah. Even though I'm not a Rocky-licious girl? But don't say that about yourself. You are Rocky-licious, Jax. And sexy. And Rocky-licious and sexy. Get you a girl who can do both.

So I'm excited to learn more about Sly in his forthcoming documentary, Sly. It's also a good name. It is. Sly. Sly. it's very similar to Beckham yeah who else should have a documentary like this for us like people who we know of but we haven't dug into I mean they should really do like people the younger generation needs to know about they need to do a Joan Rivers documentary like it's time yeah like she did her own Like it's time. Yeah. Like she did her own and it's amazing and I cannot recommend enough to watch it.

Like if there's one thing you watch before you die, it should be that. But it's like, that is enough for me because I need Joan's first person POV. I don't want a documentary about her, people talking about her. It's just gonna make me sad. Yeah, but if they did it about her with like clips of like,

her story as like a female comedian. Herstory. Herstory. It needs to be, like her story, it needs to be. It really does. It needs to be told. Young kids, they're so sensitive this generation. Like they need Joan to whip them into shape. Her story is her story. One hundred percent.

And most importantly, it's history. Yeah. It's his story and her story. Right. Anyone else? Like big, abstract. You know who I felt that way about before I dug into him? Who?

Elvis. Well, yeah. The movie like piqued my interest in Elvis. I started watching old videos. I read Priscilla's book. And I needed to know about Elvis. Are you going to see the new Priscilla movie? I might if it comes across my desk in a way that's enjoyable for me to watch.

Maybe add it to our family holiday list. I also added a movie while Olivia was on the show. Fiddler on the Roof. I know. I heard. We're due for a rewatch. Okay. Yes.

Wait. I have another movie. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Also. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Add The Sound of Music. I've never seen it. It's on the list. Oh, okay. That's how you know the list. I've never seen it. It's on the list.

Oh, okay. That's how you know the list. Is good. Is good. And this is the point of making lists. Like, you guys make lists, I'm telling you. So what... Wait, what was it?

What did we just say? We needed to make the list sooner. No, wait, what did we say before that? No, wait, we're going to back up. Elvis. Elvis, Priscilla. And Fiddler on the Roof. And yeah yeah and honestly maybe Sly maybe Sly if we haven't watched it already maybe Sly you know what else is a good show that I'm watching that it would

be good for your list but I'm watching it so it's not good for mine Lessons in Chemistry yeah it's a good family-friendly show it It's so sweet so far. Love. And people were saying, how could it be your comfort show? Because if you've seen it, like, it's not that comforting. Because I read the book

and I know what's coming. Yeah. Nothing surprises me. Love that for you. And ergo, I can find it comforting. So, Sly, see you soon

on Netflix. Love that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am. Sofia Vergara is already falling for her new man's orthopedic surgeon justin salomon she's falling for her new man's orthopedic surgeon or her new man is an orthopedic surgeon grammar is important kids yeah man's is no man's comma

comma she's falling for her new man comma orthopedic surgeon justin or whatever yes but i said man's what's his name justin salomon wait i wait his name is justin is that yeah i didn't even hear you say that i just guessed okay but you certainly heard me say it no okay no i didn't like a part of your brain like a subconscious part of my brain yeah because justin's not a name you typically reach for. It's always like Fred. Yeah. Sofia Vergara is already reportedly falling for her orthopedic surgeon, new boyfriend. I thought you were going to say like you know him, like he operated on your foot.

No. Or maybe like he's Theo's hip surgeon. No, that's Dr. Askey. Dr. Askey. Sofia's falling for Justin the more she spends time with him they have amazing chemistry and her friends think they make a wonderful couple so there's a photo of them in a car um leaving or entering into a date she was paparazzi'd and he was paparazzi'd and I just like wonder what that's like for a surgeon. I feel like immense immense because I'm an empath. I feel immense sadness and almost grief on behalf of Sofia Vergara because like once you've slept with

Joe Maganellio there's only one way to go and it's down and that's not a slight towards Justin. Literally you could say the same thing about him and her. Because, like, he's the sexiest man alive and she's the sexiest woman alive. There's only going down. Yes. But maybe it's just because I think there are so many beautiful women in the world. Like, there are so many beautiful women. And there's less sexy men. There's only one Joe Manganiello.

Like, for real. Because you want to know what it is? He's so different looking than, like, any man in Hollywood. He's literally a werewolf. Like, he's just different looking than like any man in Hollywood. He's literally a werewolf. Like he's just this big. And Sofia Vergara is so, so, so, so, so, so beautiful. But there are a lot of beautiful women. And there's only one Joe Manganiello.

Okay, well I appreciate for her that she's not trying to replace Joe. Like she kind of went in a different direction. Like I'm going to date someone for their mind, for their hands. He's also a good looking surgeon yeah of course i mean it doesn't hurt yeah but he's like smart he's she's not like just trying to copy and paste joe right which i love and he was spotted with a a regular as well a regular dagular yeah i remember me yeah wow it's so interesting maybe they're both so scarred from their relationship and from being in like a high power profile. Couple like star power.

Just give me a regular degular please. Yeah. No. Like they went so in the opposite direction. Things must have really went south. Yeah. No but it's good. No it's good.

Give the normies a chance. I love. It's literally how one of my books starts. You know like just a regular girl with a movie star. Obsessed. You should write a fan fiction about Joe Manganiello

and his lady love. I actually feel like all the smut books I read are about Joe Manganiello. Like when I'm picturing the guy it about Joe Manganiello and his lady love I actually feel like all the smut books I read are about Joe Manganiello like when I'm picturing the guy it's Joe Manganiello yeah and then also this would be a good storyline his ex-wife sexiest woman alive yeah like I'm sorry if you've read things we never got over Knox is Joe Manganiello I didn't it happened one summer Brendan is Joe Manganiello speaking of books books, you know what came out yesterday? Iron Flame, sequel to Fourth Wing. Okay, so update on Fourth Wing. I sat down again yesterday.

Like, I can't read it. What are you up to? Like, I don't even know. I can't even understand the world. So you're reading it too slowly. It's not going to happen for you. Yeah, she just got the option to like go back to scribe hood you're nowhere no i know i can't jackie it sucks you're nowhere like i hate it you can't say i

didn't enjoy it where you are because nothing happened and i'm still world building yeah i hate it we'll clip this in four years when she watches the first movie i wish i read the book oh yeah they're making a movie like no and I want to be a part of it. Claudia, it's not too late. You would actually still be ahead. Early, I know.

If you get in now on the ground floor. I know. Before the sequel pops off and before the movie comes out. I know. It's never too late. And it's never too late

to become a redhead, you guys. Our final episode of the year is coming out the first week of December and we are reading The Woman in Me by Britney Spears. So if you're a pop culture girly and wanting and aspiring redhead, now is the time.

Never too late. Those were the past five stories. Oh wow, that was quick. Yeah, I guess that one just like snuck up on us. Was that? Yeah, that was five. I'm going to put Theo down because we're going to do Dear Toasters. Okay.

And he doesn't want it. If he yelps, I will. Do you want me to do Dear Toasters? No. doesn't if he yelps i will want me to do dear toasters no i'm gonna read it no no that way he's snoring okay why are you gonna disturb him again my arm hurts oh my gosh okay where can i find these here the pages app the pages app first up but also um we usually choose like four or five yeah Yeah. So which ones? So the one that I just need you to read is like a really short one. Okay. I think I saw it. It said, dear.

Hi, I'm. Oh, you just said his name. This is supposed to be anonymous. We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. Okay. He put that in.

Okay. Jackie. Hi. As he continues to say he's eight years old. Not you blaming an eight year old. Hi. I'm bleep. I'm eight years old, not you blaming an eight-year-old. Hi, I'm Bleep. I'm eight years old and I listen to your podcast with my mom sometimes. If someone is mean to your friend and you want to stand up for them,

but you feel overwhelmed, what do you do? It's a really good question because how do we balance being a good friend to others while also like protecting our peace and you don't want to feel overwhelmed and I guess you just have to weigh the two options like what's what's more important to you you know being a good friend and defending your friend who might not be able to defend himself or maybe you potentially being uncomfortable yeah and I think for me the way I think about it is like okay I will stand up for this person and I'll be uncomfortable for that but like moment that will make me feel good versus not being uncomfortable in that moment not standing up for them but then like when I go to sleep at night right not feeling good about myself because I

didn't stand up for the things I believe in and like what you thought was right so the question is like is your discomfort worth doing the right thing and I think it is and I think that ultimately when you do the right thing even if I think it is. And I think that ultimately when you do the right thing, even if it's uncomfortable, you feel really good about yourself versus if you don't do anything, you don't experience that discomfort, it will weigh on you the fact that,

oh, I'm not a person who does the right thing. Right, like will you regret standing up for him? No. You will not. But will you regret not standing up for him or her? Yes. Yes, you will. Yes, you will.

Especially if you're writing and you're a good boy. Good hearted boy, yeah. Yeah. Do the right thing. Agreed. Even if there are going to be times where you're going to wish that you didn't. There are going to be times where you're going to do it and you're going to say, shoot, I shouldn't have done it.

Of course. It's going to be hard. Bleep. But the hardest things in life are the ones worth doing. 100%. Nothing, you know, good ever came easy. No. No.

Next up, I'm just going to just choose two more blindly. Paychecks and Klon. Your podcast is always the highlight of my day. I have a weird one for you that I hope you choose because I need your advice. Well, it's your lucky day. I just moved in with my boyfriend who is absolutely amazing. Sure. I'm kidding. He's truly the sweetest and my family and friends love him just as much as I do. But the past two times he has gotten drunk, he has made some weird comments to me. The first was that he didn't like kissing me in the morning

because I have morning breath. I laugh this off because everyone has morning breath. I don't particularly want to kiss him either. Agreed. But I did change my behavior and started covering my mouth, even when talking to him in the morning. More recently, he brought this back up, saying, I think I just figured it out. You just don't brush your teeth for long enough. I was baffled. I'm honestly embarrassed even writing this,

because how fucking weird. And I have clean teeth. I just went to the dentist, have no cavities, and made sure to brush floss. I think he was drunk and truly meant for this comment to come off as helpful, but it's making me spiral. What do I do? Okay.

So I'm like a very breath conscious person. Like I. Me as well. Ben like before we get out of bed, like always wants to give me a hug. Yeah. And I will let him hug me from the back. Yeah. Like a spoon situation.

Cause like, I'm just like, I hate breath. So I am sympathetic with this man, but I also think like a boy telling a girl her breath things is different than a girl telling a boy no and also like morning breath like okay duh like right no i just want you to know by the way your breath being absolute ass in the morning is the most healthy normal thing like there's nothing wrong with you good on you for going to the dentist but there's nothing wrong with you but to me like and everybody knows that so who would actually like say something to someone it to, it's giving immaturity. I agree.

We all just kind of, like, accept that this is a fact of life. Like, don't engage with your partner. Right. If you're, like, not, if you can't. Handle it. Handle it, then, yeah, breeze past your partner until they brush their teeth. But, like, to be immature and say something, like, that's fucking weird. It is weird.

And, like, to try and make you feel bad about it. What, what, about it what what what what what are you choking be careful be careful be careful be careful what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong i just had a funny thought oh my god claudia just seriously almost you choked out i was the worst time to have a funny thought that'd be like saying to someone that'd be like saying to someone your duty that would be like saying to someone your duty that would be like saying to someone your duty smells like duh yeah and like okay no that would be like somebody shoving their nose inside your belly button and be like oh that smells like yeah that's bodies no they would like putting

their finger in your belly button and then like taking it and say that's that's gross like yeah okay yeah maybe just like don't put your nose places doesn't belong no it's like thank you captain obvious yeah doll and like rude captain obvious yeah no this guy's a dick honestly break up i literally agree break up with your boyfriend yeah yeah because your breath smells no just like honestly i'm in this era of life where i don't have time for immaturity you know and neither should you yeah you want to do one more yeah let's do one more here's a short one hi girlies my fiance watches our rain cameras like a hawk and caught the neighbor's daughter sneaking out at 3 30 a.m and returning

at 6 a.m twice in one week i want to talk to her daughter because i'm worried for her safety but my fiance says i'm being a narc help what should i do well you shouldn't talk to the daughter like if anything you got to tell the parents but i need more like how is she 18 like how or is she 12 you know probably somewhere in between probably 16 3 30 to 6 30 is like actually crazy hours it's not like she's sneaking out at 11 and coming back at 1 yeah i would see i would case their joint and see if they have cameras like maybe they know about this yeah um but yeah I think you should find a way to tell the parents like I would want to know yeah I would probably I would probably tell someone like I'm not about being an arc like if I ever lived in a neighborhood and I saw like some kids like you know like having a beer like I wouldn't say anything

but I do think there's like a line 3 30 like your your teenager is out at 5 in the morning like that's crazy times yeah it's not just like there's a party and she wants to go but her parents don't let her so she sinks out at 10 and comes back at 12 you know like that's classic kid stuff and honestly that's a rite of passage yeah 3 30 to 6 30 there's nothing happening from 3 30 to 6 30 that's good that's good or that someone should be doing solo at those hours. Yeah no I agree. I hate this is like where you get older and like you realize like you got an arc. Yeah but what she's leaving at 3.30. No it's crazy times unless she's like training for the marathon. I was gonna say maybe she's going for a run but still that's too early. It's still dark out. It's not

safe. It's not safe and it's a young girl. safe. It's not safe. And it's a young girl. Yeah, no, it's not safe. Honestly, you're doing her a favor. You have to snitch. Yeah, snitches. I agree with you. And your husband's wrong. But that's the least shocking thing we said today.

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