The Toast - S3 Ep106: I Need A Little Fabulous, Is That So Wrong?: Monday, June 15th, 2020

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

'Vanderpump Rules' Alum Stassi Schroeder Is Pregnant, Expecting 1st Child With Fiance Beau Clark (Us Weekly) Outer Banks' Chase Stokes Confirms He's Dating Costar Madelyn Cline (PEOPLE) Barbra Streisand gifts George Floyd's 6-year-old daughter with Disney stock (Page Six) Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott spotted leaving LA hot spot after night out (Page Six) Nickelodeon Pride tweet hints Spongebob Squarepants is gay (NY Post) King of Staten Island Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hey, Claude. H-Y-D. Hey, guys. Happy Monday. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good. Wow. Wow. You want to hear something so weird? Sure. Is it weirder than the fact that you slammed me for how you doing and now you just pick it up like it's nothing? I feel like H-Y-D is something that feels good to say but not good to hear.

So I understand why like you want to say it. But you know what? Like if you were saying something that just made you feel so good and special and like heard and you were enjoying yourself, like I just don't see a scenario in which I would rain on your parade. So I made the decision a few days ago, a very bad decision, to sleep in a pair of biker shorts.

Okay. And I have literal bruises. Like the tight elastic, like on the bottom around my thigh has left like two circular spherical bruises where like now I'm sitting and I feel pain. Isn't that weird? Yeah, it's weird.

But I feel like it sort of makes sense because I feel like someone who would stop their sister from saying, hi, Dern, is just someone who might fall asleep in biker shorts and therefore have pain. Well, what had happened was I was so turnt up from our GNI that I kind of just like fell asleep in like random shit that I wouldn't have normally fallen asleep in. But, um, Jackie, Margo and I had a GNI girls night in on Friday and we recorded a fabulous Patreon video that you're all going to be able to watch. We did. It's taken me all weekend to get it done because I was so hung over from GNI on Saturday. Yesterday I made the video, but then my computer froze. I had to do it again. It's ready to go. It'll be up by the time this episode goes up. So definitely enjoy it. We made a flatbread. We're drinking. We're chilling.

It's good times. I think a lot of people are out of quarantine. So I don't know if you can really relate to what we're going through, but- No, honestly, this video needs a trigger warning because it'll remind you of what quarantine was. Yeah, like trying to make fetch happen. That should be the title of the video. Yeah, but we actually really did have a nice time and we had such a fun night and I was so hungover on Saturday. No, it ended up being fabulous, but like we were, you know, quarantined. We were. We definitely, definitely were. We were. We definitely, definitely were. So that'll be it today. That'll be fun. New week. New us. New week, same us, really. Yeah, no, nothing's different. I'm just like a little puffier. I got a few more pimples. I got a hairy arm mustache. And that's that on that. But we have

now entered the two-week countdown countdown to my special June 30th, disgraced queen, my comedy special, my first ever, my debut comedy special is coming out. It's available for pre-order. I know it's on iTunes. So if you click the link in my bio or you just search disgraced queen on iTunes, it'll show up. I would really appreciate the pre-order. I just appreciate all the support. Like you could love it. You can hate it. I don't care. Just like buy it, you know? And I'm really excited about it. Like, honestly, like we announced so early on, I just can't even fathom like that it's coming up. I know that I know it's been hard for you to like have an announcement and then not something like tangible, but growth. So painful,

Jackie. You have no idea what it's like. Like, I just want people to watch it. I know, but like, it'll be here soon enough. Honestly, time is just flying by. It's absolutely insane that we're in the middle of June. July is upon us, and we've not got much to show for it. Yeah. Remember when this whole thing started, and we were like, by my birthday, my birthday's July 10th, we're like, we'll be out of this. And now it's like very possible. I'm going to have a semi quarantine birthday. No, we'll get out for your birthday. But if we don't, we will be like doing GNI making flatbread in my kitchen. Kill me. Like just kill me. And you know what? Like so many birthdays have like flew by in quarantine. It was like your husband and my husband, but it's like husbands. It's like

birthdays don't aren't like that important for boys, but like, you for me it's like I know that technically me and Ben both are gonna have birthdays like in the same maybe quarantine but like for me it seems like such a bigger deal maybe I'm just like so self-obsessed but I just feel like old man old men like your birthdays aren't as important yeah I also think like you just have a better track record of having of throwing a fun birthday party for yourself and like making it fun for everyone else versus ben like he's had some stinkers some doozies yeah no i mean i do love a theme and i had so many good ideas i was actually for this birthday that never ended up happening i was gonna revamp um a party that i did a few years ago which was fabulous it was

the hoedown theme but i didn't't really like build out the theme that much. It was just like, I was limited in my budget and everyone just like showed up in costumes. And I had like, I had ordered like 10 bales of hay from like a farm upstate. And they were like so confused why they were delivering to a bar in New York, but they did it. And that was like the extent of my decor. And it was really planning on like having a more elevated one this year with like a country cover band and like true decorations. But, but I never, I never got to it. So I guess it'll have to be good. Wait, how old are you? 26.

I haven't even thought about that. That is so old. I guess it'll be lucky 27. Yeah. Um, okay. Well that's cool. That'll be fun. Uh, this weekend aside from being hung over, I continued to watch real housewives of potomac i'm in the middle of season three i've met candace and like karen huger you know owes millions to the government and i'm just like so shook at the fact that like the words grandom continue to be associated with her name and she is the most delusional housewife of all time.

It's literally, and you know what? And that's like a big accomplishment because the housewives are delusional. It's infuriating. No, it's like she makes Sonia Morgan look like no time has passed. Like she's got it together. No, that's what I was saying. But maybe you didn't understand like a few weeks, like maybe last week when we were talking about it, like she infuriates me. And like, I love that she's so hilarious, but like she holds everyone to like the craziest standard of accountability when it's like her whole time on the show has been a farce.

like she like whenever like like ashley is always she's the fucking queen of accountability and karen never really brings up people's dirty laundry probably because she has so much no i meant like accountability like in society like you have to act a certain way be a certain way like she's the grand dom and it's that was just really the first season though she was like that now she just kind of takes the back seat also the scene where they go to nema colon which we obviously have to go there because it looks so like farm chimney, and Ashley steals her wig and puts it on. That was the craziest scene. I was on the floor.

She really looked like her. What do you think of Candace? Because I actually really like her, and a lot of people don't. I'm alone in liking her. So I know that, and I'm confused because right now actually really like her and a lot of people don't like I'm alone in liking her so I know that like and I'm confused because right now I do like her I do um but I don't love her like I feel as though I should considering like she's Miss America like she's so cute and I'm starting to think like so I don't understand how she is on this show and not her mom who pays for everything like it makes totally and she's really so young I don't know how she is on this show and not her mom who pays for everything. Like it makes me-

Totally. And she's really so young. I don't know how old she is, but she seems even younger than Monique. And she doesn't, like her mom pays for her house with her husband. Like I feel like we're watching this woman's storyline of, oh, I'm still paying for my kids. Like why, like her mom is like, is very affluent and successful. Like why isn't she the one on this show?

Like, Candace really feels, like, a touch too young. They do that a lot on Housewives because, for the most part, like, the people who watch Bravo, specifically Housewives, it's a lot, it's an older demographic. Like, we were just talking over the weekend. I said to Margo, I'm like, have you ever watched an episode of Real Housewives? Like, ever.

And she said she's never seen one minute. Like the young kids don't watch it. And eventually like it's going to age out. So they always throw in like a Leah, like someone younger to like bring the audience demographic potentially down. And that's what I feel like they did with Candace and Monique. But I agree. Like I hate, hate, hate when people,

like their whole storyline is like money from their parents. Like it's just so boring. Like I like people who have financial freedom. Yeah. Okay. I money from their parents. Like, it's just so boring. Like, I like people who have financial freedom. Yeah, okay. I just looked her up. She's actually not that young. She just, I guess, seems really young.

Oh, how old is she? She's 33 now. So when I'm watching this, she's probably, like, 31 or 30. That's perfect. Like, there was, um, Kim Solsiak was on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Like, nobody realized because she, like, wears so much makeup. But she was actually was actually like in her younger 30s when she started yeah you know who's super young Ashley like Ashley but she has an older husband she seems more mature yeah and she is and she is really mature um so I don't know I'm just not sold on Candace yet and yeah it's just like, I know that there's nothing, I don't dislike her

at all. I'm just like, when I met Monique, I was like this, like Monique is one of my favorite housewives of all time. Like she just has, she's just firing in all cylinders. She has it all. Oh my God. So funny. Jackie and I, um, we were on FaceTime, like Jackie was calling me about, um, some Potomac stuff. And so many of the husbands are involved in sports and it's hard to know, like you could be in sports and like literally make $200 million or you could be like a bench warmer and you can make like 500 grand. So it's like, there's no, it just be sometimes like you just say that you work in sports and it's very ambiguous. So Ben is like really into sports and we were like rattling off

names. Like who have you heard of? Like, who do you think is richer than yeah like would it make sense for Eddie Jordan's wife to like get divorced from him yet still live in the nicest house of all the women in Potomac and he said it's possible probably like Ben knew like his coaching career and he Ben said that he's probably like super super rich then we asked if he knew Juan Dixon and he said he never heard of him and Ben is like a huge from the time like it's not like maybe he played before Ben's time like Ben was at every Knicks game like when he was nine like he is obsessed so like if he doesn't know what someone in the NBA like they weren't good yeah so he didn't know Juan Dixon and he said Chris Samuel sounded very very familiar but Ben only like recently got really really into football so got it well so I did the same thing

with Zach I asked him I was like do you know who Eddie Jordan is he's like yeah NBA coach I was like do you know who Juan Dixon is he's like I watch Real Housewives of Potomac I was like oh my god that's so funny so funny I was like okay well he watched season one so I was like do you know Chris Samuels and he was like yes but he didn't know him from Potomac but he knows him from the field so it's all good well that is my favorite thing to do like if I'm in a room with like men and they're talking about sports I'm like can you believe how many touchdowns Corey Bierman scored last week like I'm always just trying to see none if no yeah I'm always trying to see if like the housewife husbands who play sports like are that good because on the show they of course their wives are always hyping them

up but you know what happens on the field is the truth you know so I always like I'm like was Corey Beardman any good and Corey Beardman um he like had a sad end of his career but for a while at Atlanta he was like popping yeah sure yeah um can you just talk for five minutes my air conditioner is on the timer sorry that's a long time seconds just yeah seconds. Yeah, I could talk for 15 seconds about my love of Real Housewives of Potomac. If you haven't watched yet, it's all on Hulu. I've gotten a lot of messages asking where I'm watching all the seasons. They're all free to stream on Hulu. So head over there and sign on. Get entertained. It's so good. It's really so good. I'm really excited to catch up because I've avoided all

spoilers, except I know that Monique has baby at some point. Um, so I just want to know like where everyone's at. I won't even look at them on Instagram because I don't want to know like who has a new last name. Like, yeah, no, that's the hardest part of, um, watching something late is not being able to look at the people's Instagrams. Like that is my cross to bear. Anytime I finish a show, I like roll over, go on my Instagram and like, see what the people are up to. It's always like a little anticlimactic. I don't think a lot of the spoilers,

Potomac is great because the spoilers don't have a lot to do with like the relationships, like the marriages. Okay. It's a crazier shit happens. Interesting. Well, I look forward to finishing it. Hopefully um hopefully yeah so there's four seasons done and then the new season premieres soon right yeah they're pushing it back obviously because of uh yeah but i do hope i do hope that they're filming during this um time because i feel like they'll have really interesting insight into, you know, George

Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement. Like, I'm just curious to hear what they say since they're all like super smart. Yeah. Well, things are getting back to filming. I was on, um, now like my Instagram is sort of, it's like becoming like there's paparazzi photos, like people, I saw like John Legend was on set for a music video this weekend, like LA opened up like filming on Friday. So I think things are going to start to to return. One can only hope. Fingers crossed. Yeah. So we're going to do a fabulous show. I have a little bit to share in the TV recap segment. I watched The King of Staten Island and I have so many thoughts. Like there's not enough time for my thoughts. And since it's Monday, we are now going to assign our twist movie of the week that we're going to for my thoughts. And since it's Monday, we are now going to assign our Toast Movie of the Week

that we're going to recap on Friday. And so many people recommended this movie and we never turned down an opportunity to watch Michael B. Jordan. So we are going to watch Just Mercy, which they have made free on a bunch of streaming services for the month of June. So it should be super easy for you guys to find.

It came, like, it was probably the most recommended one that we got. And I have no idea what it's about. Like, I'm just going to watch it recommended one that we got. And I have no idea what it's about. I'm just going to watch it. I love doing that. And I'm so excited. So we'll recap it on Friday. If you have time this week, make sure to find two hours to watch it. I've heard it's fabulous. Yeah, me too. I'm excited. So I think now it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And that's true, Jackie, but allow me just a moment to express myself because I have this sinking feeling, you know, like I would, it's like a feeling of like remission, like, like

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Beau Clark. Stassi Schroeder's life goes on with or without Vanderpump Rules. The Bravo alum is pregnant and expecting her first child with her fiance Beau Clark Us Weekly can exclusively reveal Stassi covered her baby bump with a long cardigan while picking up food with Beau in LA on Friday June 12th news of the reality star's pregnancy comes four days after she was fired from Vanderpump Rules following eight seasons on the show my jaw jaw, like, hit the floor. Like, first of all, what a crazy time to, like, just have happened to have gotten pregnant, you know?

And I just, I can't. Like, I just have so many questions here. Like, I don't even know where to start. Like, first of all, have they actually confirmed it? No. This is Us Weekly reporting it, but I do feel like Us Weekly is right for some reason. I just don't feel like people have like fake pregnancy rumors flying

around in the middle of a firing like this. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, no, I was shocked. Definitely a plot twist, but I'm really happy for her. And obviously there's a lot going on in her career right now, but like major personal milestones like this, it just puts things into perspective about like what's important in life. And I'm glad that she has some joy at this time. Yeah. Like I know that a lot of people don't necessarily feel bad for her and regardless of, you know, what she did to get herself in this position, like when the whole world like hates you and turns its back on you, like it's, it's devastating. Like we have been there. And even though like we had things that we had to be held accountable for, like you can't even describe to a person like what that feeling is like. You feel so isolated, so alone, so depressed. And so the

fact that like Stassi has something to look forward to, and it's like a really, really big deal, like that like just saved her entire like mental health. Like it's, it's like, it's fabulous, honestly. Yeah. It's, it's really good. Happy news. It kind of reminds me of like how I got engaged like the same day we got canceled and like, it just kind of put life into perspective for a minute where it's like, this is what's important, like love and family and I'll be okay. important like love and family and I'll be okay. Yeah. I just like cannot get over the timing. Like it's so crazy. It's so crazy. And just like got pregnant during quarantine, like another baby in the queue. Like this is when we're about to start to hear about them. Yeah. And I'm curious like how far along she is because a lot of people were citing her podcasts from quarantine where she

was talking about like her and Bo trying shrooms for the first time and like drinking. So she has to be pretty early. Yeah. I wonder, I mean, I'm just going to assume that it's true because I can't imagine this would be fake news, you know? So I'm going to operate under the guise that it's true. Us Weekly reported it. And normally I wouldn't like wholeheartedly trust Us Weekly, but then like every other news outlet, Daily Mail, E! Online, like they reported it as fact based on Us Weekly. So this is either how rumors get started or just how the news works. I'm not sure. And I don't know if she'll confirm it until we see like a huge bump because she's not really speaking out right now. Yeah, but she did step out. Did you see the pictures? Yeah. I mean, she obviously, like,

hired some sort of crisis PR because things have turned around quite a bit in the last week. She was seen paparazzi. Like, that was obviously staged. That always happens. That's fine. She has this pregnancy announcement. There have been, like, a few articles, just, like, about how devastated she is. So she's obviously now trying to get back out there or at least start the process because her and Kristen have definitely hired some sort of management. Yeah. Well, regardless, I'm happy for her. Happy news. Happy news. Are you ready for some other happy news? And you know what? A cancellation like this obviously is, when you're going through it, horrible. But you learn so much about yourself, about life, about the world. And honestly, like

it's terrible when you're going through it, but like, I at least feel like we became such better people because of it. Like as much as I wish that it didn't happen, I'm actually grateful in a lot of ways that it did because it totally changed me as a person. Like in a matter of months, I became so much more like sensitive and empathetic and just, it really changed me. And honestly, that's a great kind of growth to go through before becoming a mom. 1000%. I couldn't agree more. So I know she doesn't see it that way right now, probably. No, it's hard to, but I think eventually that she will. I do think so. Outer Banks' Chase Stokes confirms he's dating his co-star Madeline Klein. Chase Stokes and

Madeline Klein played popular couple John B. and Sarah Cameron on the Netflix series OBX. So John B. and Sarah Cameron are dating in real life. If you watch OBX, this news is everything of the sort. He confirmed the romance with her on social media. He shared photos from the couple's beach date on Instagram along with the caption, cats out of the bag. Then she wrote in the comments section of his post saying, Topper punching the air right now, and I've fallen and I can't get up. Oh, my, that's so cute. Can I just say that I posted this on our Instagram to, like, update our followers.

And I thought everyone in the world, like, watched OBX. So many of our listeners and followers were like, who are these people? I kind of, like, thought that was going to happen. because even when i saw the picture the first time like it's not like the most obvious thing ever um and then yeah not everyone did watch obx a lot of people don't understand still don't know like what we're talking about it's a show that came out on netflix while we were in quarantine it's really good it's kind of it gives me like last song vibes and oh it gives me like national treasure vibes. But it also gives me where the crawdads sing vibes.

And the two main characters who are in a relationship in the show are now dating in real life. And honestly, at the time where we just lost Lily and Cole, this was exactly what we needed. And we are getting a second season of OBX. And as we've said here many, many times on the show, like if our main characters are truly in love and they're dating in real life and on the show, like it elevates the chemistry. It elevates, it elevates every element of the show.

So I'm not only looking forward to season two OBX just because like, it's a good show, but also because like, I know that their love is real now, like when they're in the Bahamas. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I'm excited to see knowing that their love is real because I definitely felt like their friendship was real before, but it's an ensemble cast, so anybody could really be mixed up with someone else. Yeah. And honestly, like if I just happened to find myself on the OBX cast, like I would definitely be trying to date JJ. Like I think he's so cute. I know everyone like dies for John for John B., but he is just, like, not my cup of tea. Between John B. and JJ, like, JJ is not for me. I definitely thought John B. was cuter.

When the show started, I thought that, like, JJ and John B. should have been switched characters. Like, to me, JJ was, like, the obvious star, but I guess like to nobody else. No, not to me. Not to me. JJ was like perfect for JJ. I mean, don't get me wrong. Like I would go on a date with either of them. I'm just looking at things through a critical eye. Yeah, no, they're, they're all very handsome. It's a very handsome, handsome crew. Yeah, no, it's, it's a great show. Like. Like, I actually really enjoyed myself while watching it, which is a feeling. It's fleeting in quarantine. Like, things just don't give me joy anymore, you know? It's really pathetic. So I miss that, like, week where I watched OBX, and Ben was really into it, too. So, like, we got to do something as a couple. It was good. Oh, a date night. Yeah,

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stockholder thanks to a generous gift from singer barbara streisand gianna floyd thanks streisand on her instagram account on saturday and posted a series of photos displaying the disney letter and certificate she received in the mail from the 10-time Grammy Award winner. Quote, thank you at Barbara Streisand for my package. I am now a Disney stockholder thanks to you, she wrote alongside a photo of her smiling with the certificate. Streisand also gave Jeon two copies of her studio albums, My Name is Barbara and Color Me Barbara from 1965 and 1966. Respect. A little shameless self-promotion. Love to see it. This is such, I mean, a generous gift and so sweet and good on Barbara Streisand.

Yes. Stock is such like a fabulous gift because like it, like it obviously increases and decreases in value, but it's like a very, um, like long-term like sturdy gift. Do you know what I mean? Yes. Especially Disney stock what I mean? Yes. Especially Disney stock I feel as though will go the distance. You're always like wanting stock for your birthday and everyone's like, no. Literally everyone's like, what do you want for your birthday?

I'm like, whatever you would spend on a gift, like just give me in stock. And everyone literally like laughs in my face. I just don't like actually know logistically how. I guess because I could do that. Like I'm going to start looking for a birthday gift for you soon. Like maybe I'll just get stock instead, but like, how do I buy stocks and give them to you? You go to the stock store. You're lying. You say, hi. No, I'm kidding. You go to like a, you go to stock X. You go to stock X. Stock X is where they sell shoes. You go to stock x x is where they sell shoes you go to stock x you buy

shoes and you give them to your sister for her birthday you take the subway to the new york stock exchange and you stand on the platform you're like hey i would like to exchange some stocks and they're like you want to exchange your socks no my stocks and i think that's how it goes okay so i'm not getting new socks for your birthday if that's what it takes if it requires human interaction i'm out i feel that i definitely think all jokes aside you could buy some socks online i just don't know like where do you get the certificate yeah like where do you print them maybe you make a little thing on etsy oh for sure you buy socks in someone's name and then you make just like a card on Etsy that's like, you are the new stockholder. Right. Because I actually play around a lot on Robinhood

and I have like, since they started, this is not an ad, but since they started sponsoring our show, like I've used it because TBG like, and everything TBG says, like I just do. He really recommended it as like a great way to like invest in small amounts and they don't send me certificates when I buy stock right and then how do you buy stock and just put them like give them to someone else which is unclear Robin Hood is like just one-to-one you can't include anyone else right so um Barbra Streisand figured it out and she bought it for Gianna and it's very back to that yeah it's super super sweet a really thoughtful gift And I just feel like in a lot of ways, I know that it feels like the country is like so divided

and there's like lots of turmoil. But I feel like in a lot of ways, this tragedy is also bringing out the good in people. Like it's hard to look at it through that lens, but I feel like for our own sanities, like we have to look at it through that lens. And this is really sweet. So many people stepping up.

Like we reported Kanye last week and everyone's just like wanting to help the families. And I just think it's great. Like, of course I wish that it didn't have to happen, but it did happen. And I think it's really cool that a lot of people are stepping up to like be there and offer services, pay legal fees. It's, it's wonderful. Yes, I agree. Well, this next story is exciting because we're kind of getting back to our usual storytelling because Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were spotted leaving an LA hotspot after a night out.

And like just to see a celebrity in a paparazzi photo holding up their jacket, like you don't know what that does for my soul right now after months of being deprived of that. Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott both enjoyed an evening out on Saturday in LA. The parents to two-year-old daughter Stormi were photographed leaving the nice guy separately with Jenner shielding her face from the paparazzi as she walked out of the hotspot in black heels and a black jacket. Travis Scott, who was dressed in a black t-shirt and black pants, was spotted hopping into an awaiting car, covering his face with a bottle.

So also, like, are they together again? I just, I do think they're friends and they're, and they're good co-parents. And also they just like wanted to have a night out because they can and they should and they would. Yeah. No, I have so many questions about this incident. Like one, restaurants in LA are open. Yes.

That's what I'm seeing. Like, um, I'm seeing paparazzi, like people going like to catch LA. It just opened according to just Jared. Um, and I'm like, I'm so, I'm so happy for LA. Know that I am. Um, I'm just like so jealous. And then in terms of Kylie and Travis, I feel like there's been so many conflicting rumors for like the last two years, like since Stormi was born about, are they together? Are they not together? And we never really get confirmation, like, because Kylie's not on Kardashians and that's usually where they clear up rumors. Um, but she's not really on it and she doesn't put her personal life out there so we

never really know so it's my understanding that like they actually haven't been together in a while but they're really good friends maybe they like you know kiss every now and then like why not a lonely night but i just think that like they like being spotted together they like being co-parents they love stormy you know what they are? They're family. Exactly. It's like her going out to dinner with Scott Disick. Yeah. It's like he's a member of her family and vice versa. And they're just there for each other, whether they're romantically entangled or not. Was anyone else around? Like was Stas there? Was it truly just the two of them? I feel like that'll add some context.

Page Six only has photos of the two of them getting into the cars. And you know what? Like, it's been a dry season for the Kardashians. They need some, you know, some tabloid drama. So if people are questioning, like, are Kylie and Travis together? That's like harmless gossip. Yeah. And I think we'll be asking ourselves that question.

We'll be asking our children that question, like, for a long time to come. I hope to be asking my children that question, and they're going to be like, Mom, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. No, it's – It'll be fabulous. It's super cute. Okay, fifth and final story, an amazing story, Nickelodeon Pride tweet hints that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay.

Yes. I love this this this is so fabulous a pride month tweet from the official nickelodeon twitter account has the internet believing spongebob squarepants is not just a happy guy quote celebrating pride with the lgbtq plus community and their allies this month and every month the kids network tweeted out saturday afternoon along with rainbow embossed art of the beloved sea sponge along with cora from the legend of cora who's bisexual and the transgender actor michael d cohen from henry danger fans of the nautical cartoon which began airing in 1999 have long suspected spongebob to be gay in one 2002 episode called Rockabye Bi-Valve. SpongeBob and his best friend Patrick parent an abandoned scallop like a married couple. The internet quickly embraced the newly out character. Okay, I have so many thoughts. First of all, happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ plus

toasters. The Toast believes love is love. We see you. We hope you have a great Pride Month. I'm so sorry that Pride is canceled because it is the best weekend of the year um it's not canceled in our hearts it's not canceled in our hearts it's not um when we were kids like people used to say it as a joke like spongebob's gay but you know what i feel like them actually like confirming he's a gay character like i just can't imagine like what that does for like a kid watching Spongebob who like knows that he's gay and he's just like used to seeing like only like straight kids on tv and all of his tv shows like it's all very like generically heterosexual like I just can't imagine like what that does for a kid's self-esteem to know that like Spongebob who's like even in my

day was like iconic like he was everything everything of sort. To know that he's gay, like, I just can't imagine what that does for the self-esteem of, like, kids who are gay. Yeah. I think it's fabulous. I think it's so fabulous. I love that they're sharing this with us. Like, this is, this is beautiful. Claudia, it's beautiful.

And it was just, it's beautiful. And it was just, like, a really a really like classy announcement, you know? Yes. Like definitely so tasteful. SpongeBob approved. I cannot believe SpongeBob's still on the air. Let me just say that. I know.

Well, SpongeBob will live on forever in the memes. Like the SpongeBob memes kill me. They kill me. They kill me. There's a SpongeBob meme for every emotion in the book. So true, Jack. So true. So it's just, I love it.

Fabulous, that is my simple request. All things fabulous, bigger and better and best. I need something inspiring to help me get along. I need a little fabulous. Is that so wrong? That was good. Very, very on pitch. Thank you, Claudia.

I put my heart into it. Once you guys see my comedy special, you're going to understand all my jokes. For pre-order on iTunes, you could click the link jokes. Order on iTunes. You could click the link in my bio on Instagram. Disgrace Queen is the name of my special. Type it into iTunes and pre-order it. Was that our fifth and final?

That was our fifth and final. Just like a little happy pride news and I just feel like that's what we all really needed I know it's honestly like COVID is just disgraceful and taking pride away which is just so much fun like I've been to pride in LA and New York and it's just like it's the best and I just can't believe like we're not gonna have that people are really gonna like go crazy because it's not right. Like where is pride? It's not right. COVID is disgraceful. COVID is disgraceful. Like I said it, I said what I said. She said what she said. Speaking of pride really quickly, I made an amazing call to you and you agreed with me.

And I just want to, again, put it on this platform just in case like anyone copies it and then it's like i was sitting here saying it first um rain on me by uh lady gaga and ariana grande is fabulous fabulous fabulous fabulous and lady gaga has been very vocal about her her love for drag race she's been on multiple times um even one time when they were introducing all the contestants for the first episode she walked in pretending to be a drag queen and for a second everyone thought she was like a drag queen and then they realized it was lady gaga and i just feel like her music specifically rain on me is very heavily influenced by rupaul um because rupaul has released music for years and it's all very um it's like its own genre of like gay pop and he really utilizes like the the um, um, the God voice, you know, it's like rain

on me. And that's like his thing. And I just, I think it's fabulous that Lady Gaga was inspired by him. And I don't feel like enough people are making that connection. So I just want to say like rain on me sounds a lot like RuPaul. Spot on. I found that to be spot on. And Jackie never likes my calls. So that's how, you know, it's a decent call. it to be spot on. And Jackie never likes my calls. So that's how you know it's a decent call. I think it's a great call. And I'm, I'm, I'm unbiased when it comes to your calls. I just, you know, you, you, I, you don't like, you think they're good because you like me or think they're bad because you hate me. Like you just see them for what they are. The call, I call the calls as they come in. I call it as I see it. I call it as I see it. Okay, well, those are the fast-paced stories.

Let me give you a little more context. Okay. You called me a whore. Call it as I see it. Didn't help. Katie Maloney and Lala, Vanderpump Rules, in the back of Sir. Yeah, yeah, wow.

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and I was okay with it. Yeah, and that's two movie theater tickets, you know, if you had seen it in theaters. Yeah, exactly. So it's actually not. But I just think if I was in the theater and like if a movie is like in the theater but like you have popcorn and like the vibe it doesn't bother me as much but like in my own bed like don't waste my time 100 and I hate to say it because like I really champion Pete Davidson like I want him to be successful but like this movie was not good and I just I hate to be so negative especially like this was a debut movie. It was supposed to be like kind of reflective of his life. It was really, I think, supposed to be, it was done by Judd Apatow. And I think it was supposed to be like what train wreck

was for Amy Schumer, like a burgeoning comedian, a funny movie that's kind of similar to her life in New York. And it was just just bad but there were some interesting things I thought and I might my jaw hit the floor because Carly Aquilino was in it who is a fabulous comedian from Girl Code and she used to date Pete Davidson before he was cool like she made him cool yeah wow and she was just like one of his friends she wasn't like a huge part of it but I just thought it was interesting that they were working together. Pete, obviously, he wrote the movie with Judd Apatow. So like he had a say in casting. Oh my God. I still kind of ship if they ever wanted to work it out. Me too. I actually really ship Carly Aquilino with the

comedian from Guy Code, Chris DiCerno. I know they haven't been together in a while, but I actually like really ship them together. Yeah. They were cute too. Okay. I haven't seen the movie. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to watch it. Um, but I guess I won't be. Let me tell you, spoiler alert. It was very long. No, you're not going to watch it. Just listen to me. It was very long. And first of all, I was in 30 minutes before i realized that his mom who's a main character is marissa tomei perfect who's iconic from my cousin vinnie um i just i couldn't really decide what was wrong with the movie it had no plot and then at the end like you never found out what happened like he was just like this kind of like

bum don't spoil it just in case like i probably watch it at some point okay there was no resolution no no no no i won't spoil it there was no resolution at the end like there was a very small plot like i don't even know if you could call it a plot like i don't know if i could tell you what the movie was about but then at the end like there was like this one conundrum like is he gonna do this or this and you never found out first of all second of all it was just so frustrating to watch someone make poor decisions you know like that is just my least favorite thing and honestly my least favorite character in the whole movie was Pete like he was just so annoying but now let me get to the positives because first of all the movie was definitely like an homage and a um a tribute to firefighters specifically his dad like pete's character's name was scott and scott is the name of pete's dad so and there was like a

whole firefighter like storyline and i feel like the movie did a fabulous job of just like respecting the hell out of firefighters like they are truly like heroes and like honestly not enough people talk about it so for that I'm grateful the movie was made because it is an homage and it is an ode to firefighters and like the whole firefighting industry. Love that. And like they dedicated it at the end to his dad and like that gave me chills.

Like I loved, and honestly, I feel like the movie in a lot of ways tackled how Pete feels about his dad's death. Cause he's always joking about it. But obviously like everyone has real feelings, but you never hear that. And I think this movie was supposed to be tackled how Pete feels about his dad's death because he's always joking about it but obviously like everyone has real feelings but you never hear that and I think this movie was supposed to be like a more inward look on like what he actually goes through in dealing with his father's death and I thought that was really profound and it was really interesting to like know more about him

but man it was a long movie like just to find that out um was it better or worse than big time adolescence oh i'm so glad you asked it was the same movie yeah i felt like i feel like i've seen this movie oh and and and machine gun kelly was in it it was so similar i'm like why are we making the same movie twice that was like when they made two cinderellas at the same time no but they weren't both starring lily collins yeah that's true you know actually it was so similar like there was even a little kid element like they were the same movie oh my god yeah i was thinking i'm like they just took place in different towns was the other one not in satin island no it was giving me like more like suburban westchester vibes i'm not sure it might have been i think it was satin island that would be crazy because the movies were so similar and

i was thinking that i'm like haven't i just seen this movie and then when like the little kid character showed up i'm like all right now this is a joke yeah that's so funny okay cool you haven't persuaded me one way or the other really so that's if good. If you love Pete Davidson, like you will like the movie because first of all, it's all about him. Second of all, like you, you get to know like a deeper side of him that you never get to see like on SNL or in his standup. Cause he's always like making jokes, but there's a person behind the jokes. And he's obviously like, he has a lot of pain and I think it was cool for him to like be so vulnerable. But if I'm looking this like, like a movie critic, like the movie was bad. Okay.

Thank you, Sandy Kenyon. I said what I said. And I'm Sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News Movie Minute. Movie Minute. Cool. We've got to get Sandy Kenyon on this show. He's a New York icon. Yeah, we did.

We'll work on that. That's a good goal. Add it to your list of guests that we want. Oh, that's good. Okay. Is there anything else? Did you watch anything? The only other thing that I watched was Songland with Ben Platt. And I just want to say that I'm pretty certain that it's the best episode of Songland yet. All four songs from the beginning, I didn't know how they were going to choose to three. The choice that they made was actually

a really good choice. Ben Platt made a good point. And then the three songs were incredible. And the one that they chose, I didn't even think was the best one. And it's amazing. So I think like from a musical perspective, it's the best whole episode. I still think that the Old Dominion one where Young came out is the best song from Songland. I also think there's some really good ones, but this Ben Platt episode is like a perfect, if you had to explain to someone like what is Songland in one episode, like I would show them that episode. Oh, that's good to know if you're trying to get like your husband to watch. If they're into Ben Platt.

Like, I mean, I don't know who isn't, but I also like don't know that many people. Yeah, but I also love about Songland is that there's really an artist for everyone. Like I don't necessarily watch every single episode. Like even though I love country, like I did not watch the Martina McBride one because I just don't like, I'm not a Stan and I'm, I have limited time. Actually, that's not true, but you know what I mean? Like there's episodes for everyone. They do country, they do pop, they do rock, they do old, they do new. So, um, it's really, we were talking about this over the weekend. It's the perfect show. It's the perfect show. I hope it lives on forever. Now that I've said that and I,

because the universe knows that I love it, like it's going to be canceled. But it's, unfortunately, everything Jackie likes does get canceled. So bye Songland. No, I think it does really well. I don't want to jinx it any further. Okay. I think that's all she wrote. I think that is all she wrote. think that is all she wrote like she i guess it's monday so she's a little tired to from the jump and she's just like understandable yeah thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennium morning show where we go live monday through friday 10 30 a.m eastern time on youtube so if you're watching this on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast

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