The Toast - S3 Ep108: To Snoop Or Not To Snoop: Wednesday, June 17th, 2020

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

Too Hot to Handle's Francesca Farago and Harry Jowsey Break Up (E! News) MTV cut ties with Alex Kompothecras, will minimize his role on 'Siesta Key' (Page Six) T.I.'s Daughter Deyjah Tears Up Addressing His Comments About Going to Her Gynecologist Appointments (PEOPLE) Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock's Issues Were 'Exacerbated' Amid Quarantine: Source (PEOPLE) Emmys: Jimmy Kimmel To Host & Exec Produce Awards on ABC Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Hum-day. Where's Theo? Bring him out. Bring him out. Hey, Claude. H-Y-D. And how's Theo doing? Good! Theo is, it was actually very sad. Theo's spending some time at his grandparents' this weekend. And we dropped him off last night. I was in the bathtub, like taking the longest bath ever. Cause something was wrong with us yesterday. Like I rewatched our show and the whole day, like I was completely out of commission. And so I took like a, like a two hour bath, like in an attempt to feel something. And Ben dropped him off at his parents while I was in the tub. So like, he was just like literally taken from me without even like saying goodbye.

And last night, it's very, very rare that I sleep in my own bed without Theo. Like if I'm on tour or if I'm on vacation, like I can, I can rationalize like why I'm not with Theo, but like being in my own home and like not having Theo like in my bed, it felt, it felt horrible. That ain't right, man. Yeah. Yesterday. Okay.

So there's definitely a direct correlation between the fact that we got these shots and some experts were commenting that yes, if, if we got shots, there's a direct correlation between the fact that we got these shots and some experts were commenting that yes, if we got shots, there's a direct correlation between us getting shots and having our first and only ever 28 minute episode. Like we were not well. There is science. There is science behind it. Right. And the first and only ever episode where I wore a robe on the show.

Like we were just in a fog. Like I feel like I was just on autop show. Like, like we were just in a fog. Like I feel like I was just on autopilot. I think it was just a side effect of the shot was extreme exhaustion. And, um, yeah, yesterday was just a weird one, but I'm glad that there was an explanation as to why we were both feeling that way. Like very common. I'm feeling better today though. You know, I'm always my standard level of tired. I'm not wearing a robe. It's the morning. I'm not wearing a robe, you know I'm always my standard level of tired I'm not wearing a robe it's the morning I'm not wearing a robe you know so there's no I definitely I definitely feel better I just like watched our show yesterday I'm like damn this sucks yeah no we just did not have what it takes yesterday um but now we know why so I feel good knowing why we apologize for Mike's super short show. That's what we

should have called it. Totally. Mike's super short show. But today we have a great show because we have tons of stories. We're doing Dear Toasters because it's hump day. So not only should you not forget to hump someone you love, you should also reach out to us if you need advice. Deertoasters at gmail.com is a completely anonymous email account. You can write into us about anything that's troubling you from quarantine to boyfriend to any of that stuff. And we will do it in our dear toaster segment at the end of the show. When we have great ones for today, which I'm excited about. I do. I do love dear toasters. I'm not gonna lie. I love like,

it's like I'm in no position to be giving advice yet here I am giving advice. Yeah. I love your toasters too. I love hearing about what's going on in your guys' life, maybe feeling better about like what's going on in my life or like having a reason for all of the lessons that I've learned in my life to be able to like impart some wisdom. So all in all, it's a great segment.

Yes, it is also laundry day here at my house. So if you're watching on YouTube, which I hope that you are, and don't forget to subscribe, forgive the stack of pillows and the empty mattress behind me. I'm just so clean. So clean. Yeah. You washed your sheets last week too. I'm on a weekly schedule. Yeah. Oh, I have two things to say about yesterday's show. The first is that I got so many messages and I must apologize and issue a correction. When we were talking about Caitlin Bristow going on Dancing

with the Stars, I was talking about Sean Booth, how he went on Instagram and told everyone about this new person in his life. And I guess it was a joke that like completely went over my head because the whole time he did this long series of Instagram stories that I'm not gonna lie, I did tap through quite a bit. And this whole joke was like, he knows everyone's wanting to know if he's dating someone. And he made a joke that there is someone new in his life, but it's a new dog because very sadly his old dog that he used to have with Caitlin Tucker passed away recently. So he got a new dog. So I need to issue a correction. Sean Booth does not have a new girlfriend. He does have a new dog. And the second thing

is someone actually just got a DM this morning that made me really happy. Cause you know, yesterday we reported that Cameo is now doing like Zoom sessions with your favorite celebrities. So apparently they also reported on that story on Howard Stern and they did the same game as us. Like Howard and Robin were like finding the celebrities, guessing how much they cost. And it's like we have the same jokes as Howard Stern. Wow. That really, that's something special. Something. It's nice, you know, when peers in the industry are complimenting one another yeah just like some like-minded peers that's that's so fabulous love love to see it um wait I feel like I had something to say about the Sean Boo thing but it'll probably come back to me

yes that was my mistake and I'm not above you know knowing that I'm wrong so I wanted to come on here the amount of messages that I got was insane. Me too. I got tagged in that IGTV video so many times. And I'm glad that you're clearing the air. I'm sad that he's not in a fabulous relationship like we expected. With, like, a fabulous, famous person. We were, like, really, like, hypothesizing about, like, who it could be.

And it's just- I just want to say, though, just because, like, the new leading lady in his life was turned out to be his dog, like doesn't mean that he's not in a relationship. I mean, you know, he might be trying to divert. Cause maybe he said that. And then people were like, Ooh. And then he was like, Oh, this is too much. It's just my dog. I mean, if you were to ask me like who the top 10 bachelors in Nashville are like Sean Booth would be one of them. 100%. So he's definitely like has someone or maybe two people, who knows? Who knows?

Well, we'll keep you posted if we hear about any new leading ladies or dogs that he may stumble upon. Yes, we will. Because that's what we do here at The Morning Toast. We invade people's personal lives. We keep you posted. And we're going to do that right now with our Fast Five. Yeah, you want to get right into it? Is there anything else you wanted to update people on or speak on? No, I just really spent most of the day yesterday watching Real Housewives of

Potomac. I'm on season three reunions and- How glamorous are the reunions? Like they are next level. They're really, really glamorous. But the one that I'm watching right now, it's like a little bit too much of everything. Like it just like, it's too much. It's, it's far too much. Like some people have great looks individually, but like all together, it's far too much. So yeah, this reunion was just like a little blinding. I understand. The cut was too colorful on the set

and like it was it's too much. So you know ever since I found out that very interesting factoid that Bravo designs the reunion sets to be inspired by the location they took their trip on. I never knew that and I watched like 10 years of Housewives before knowing that and I see the reunions through like such a different lens ever since finding that out. If you don't know, they like take design inspiration from the location that they take a trip to. So they take multiple trips every year, but there's always like one big trip, usually international. And they design their reunion set to like have nods to, you know, the French Riviera or wherever they went. Right. So that's where I am right now. They just got back from Cannes, which was like so unbelievably fabulous. Like one of the best housewives trips I've ever watched, period. Including like the activities and the drama, like all of it together, the looks, like perfection.

The location? crunchy vibes. And I just, it's, it's like cluttered vibes. They could have done so much better with making it more of like the Mediterranean. Instead, it's like more Beauty and the Beast. Like, no. Sounds fabulous. No, no, no. It's, it's too much. But anyways, I digress. Um, let's get into it, shall we? Let's get into it. Into the-paced stories that you need to know Before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast And yes, you didn't say anything untrue, Jackie And I'm really getting desperate in quarantine To find new ways to transition

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Francesca, who met and fell in love with Harry on the popular Netflix reality TV series, broke the news to fans in a YouTube video posted on Tuesday. She said, quote, Harry and I are not together anymore. He decided to break up with me because he couldn't do long distance anymore. I obviously was heartbroken. I did everything I could. According to her, the split went down during her recent visit to L.A. where Harry relocated from his native Australia.

She said she also had plans to move to LA from Vancouver to be with Harry. She said that initially she wasn't convinced their relationship was over for good this time. She thought they were on a break while they were like breaking up. So she didn't share anything publicly. But then it turned out she was very vague. But the vibe I was getting was like, he thought they were broken up and was acting like a single man. And that made it clear to her that they were broken up. Therefore they are broken up. Yeah. Like I'm shocked, but also not at all. You know,

cause if you watch the show, like the way that their relationship started, like it was never going to be successful. It was really built on a throne of lies on Harry's part. But I'm just shocked that like, he was the one who broke up with her because I know like on the beach, everyone was like dying for Harry, but like in the the world he's just like one of many like good-looking guys and Francesca is literally too hot to handle so I just always thought she had the upper hand in the relationship and I'm really shocked but he's like now in LA like tiktoker he is so thirsty like um I'm not shocked that he broke up with her because he's gotten a taste of this lifestyle and he wants more. And that doesn't include having a girlfriend in Canada. Yeah.

Well, she was going to move to LA. Um, honestly, I love her. I'm obsessed with her. I was happy for her when they were in a relationship. Um, but I'm also excited for like single Francesca and for her to be with someone like of her caliber. Like, I just don't think he's a serious guy. to be with someone like of her caliber like I just don't think he's a serious guy um never was might not be for a long time so I think this is what's best for both of them and again it's not super surprising what was surprising was that they were still together and like semi-engaged a year after they had filmed it like that was how do you go from that to this I mean the whole thing was weird were they engaged or were they not engaged? They just kept talking about, like, getting married.

Part of me thinks they really wanted to be, like, going strong when the show came out because I think that they definitely, like, were in love. But they were probably motivated by, like, the fame and the Instagram followers. Like, they're the most followed people. Francesca has 4.7 million when I checked last night. And Harry has 4 million, which is crazy for a guy. So I think they wanted to really run with it. I think they both have like aspirations when it comes to their career and they wanted the best possible chance when the show aired. And I totally respect the hustle, but

there was always an element of weirdness. Like they were so serious, but then when you did the math, the show came out like a year after um it was filmed and after they filmed they took an eight month break so technically like when we got to know that they were together in real life it had only been like four months but it seemed like two years yeah that's a good point yeah so i am i'm sure i'm sad for francesca i'm sure harry's like being a boy. I'm like 100% sure Harry's like going to join the hype house or something because he's like all over my TikTok for you page. Yeah, I don't see him. I don't follow him.

I haven't heard from him since, but like I see that vibe for him. So in terms of Netflix shows and the success rates, we have none from Too Hot to Handle, but we still have Lauren and Cameron from, what was that show called? Love hot to handle but we still have lauren and cameron from what's that show called love is blind and we still have amber and barnett yeah what about giannina and the other guy you know you know what's so interesting about these shows is like they become global conversations like everyone is talking about them they get podcasts like and then in a matter of days, it's irrelevant.

Like, it's just crazy how big they get. Like Francesca told us she came on the show and said Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber like followed her and Harry from the show. And they've just become so big and then nothing. Like there's really no follow-up. I feel like Lauren and Cameron from Love is Blind have become like bona fide influencers. Yeah. But they're like the only ones who I feel like have long-term potential in terms of careers. I mean, maybe if you followed them, like if you follow Janina and Damien is her man's name,

then you would keep up with them and then you'd realize like they're still up to stuff. Like that's how I feel about Francesca because I follow her, you know? Yeah. But see, I think the true test of relevancy is like if I don't follow you will your name still come across my desk yes that is a true test of relevancy for everyone and like a lot of people like think that they're relevant and then I've never heard for like I don't hear from you so right and my favorite thing to do is like if I follow people on Instagram and their stories just make it seem like they're

everything of the sort I will mute them for a while to see if their name comes across my desk in any other way, just to like know if they are everything of the sort or if they're just like promoting themselves and hyping themselves up. They're just hyping themselves up and like, they're just shining the light on themselves, which is, which also works. Oh no, also works. It's just like a genuine curiosity. I wish I could say the person that I did this with because like, it was just like a genuine curiosity. I wish I could say the person that I did this with because like it was just such a fabulous feeling. Like her Instagram was just so out of control.

I feel like I might know who you're talking about or I don't know. I can think of people who I feel the same way where it's like, it seems like you're everywhere, but are you just on your page posting all the time? Yeah. It seems like you're everywhere. Are you? Yeah. Let's find out.

Yeah. Let's find out. Yeah, let's find out. Well, sad to see, you know, a young couple break up, but I do think that this is for the best for each of them. They both have fruitful paths ahead of them. Yeah, it'll be fine. They have millions of followers. Farago, the label, swimsuits, she's doing fine. She's doing fine. Okay, next story, a little reality TV news as well. MTV cuts ties with Alex Campo and will minimize his role on Siesta Key. Siesta Key is saying adios to Alex Campo. The MTV hit announced on Tuesday night on Twitter

that it was severing ties with him going forward and that it would be, quote, editing the current season to minimize his presence. Recently resurfaced Instagram post captured the star using a racial slur in a comment and engaging with racist content posted on the app. The show's third season premiered last night, and his airtime was limited to a single shot of the back of his head, according to Us Weekly.

MTV apparently also cut down the premiere from its originally promoted two-hour runtime to 54 minutes. So last night's Fiesta Key premiered. It was meant to be two hours. They cut out all scenes about with Alex Campo, the baby and the girlfriend and everything. So it wound up being 54 minutes in an effort to completely take him out of the show since racist content has resurfaced from his account. I'm like shook at the turnaround time, those MTV editors, because all this information literally came out early evening last night.

And the show premiered at like 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock. So I'm just like genuinely curious how they actually got him out. But they like really took him out. Like this is just reminding me because I just watched the season of RuPaul's Drag Race where Sherry Pye, there was some crazy accusations about her, like, catfishing young actors, and they totally cut out her storyline, but she was still, like, in the show. Like, you saw her multiple times per episode, even though she didn't talk. So the fact that they, like, they erased all memory of Alex Campo when they showed things at his house. They referred to it as his parents' house. They said Gary's house.

Like, I just honestly, like, it was, it was vanished. Like, never to be seen again. Yeah, vanished. I mean, he is, like, for a better term, piece of shit. He's, like, his behavior on the show, before the show, off the show, like, everything, it all is the same person. And, like, the way that he talks to women, about women, treats the show, off the show, like everything, it all is the same person. And like the way that he talks to women about women treat, like everything about him, like we don't need to see this man on television anymore. Like this is not what people need to be seeing or having as

God forbid, like role models. And so, and MTV, I feel like has actually given him like a lot of slack over the years. The shark video? The shark, yeah. I mean, we should have known. The first season premiered a video of like him and his friends on their boat, like caught, they caught on a fishing rod, like a mini baby shark, and literally drove 100 miles an hour dragging the shark behind the boat. Like it was the most horrible video ever. And there was nothing.

So I agree. He's gotten like many passes because his dad is a producer of the show. Yes. And his dad like kind of invented the show. Like the dad sold it, like came up with the idea, sold it to MTV. But now he's out for good. And you know what, as even like as the storyline progresses, like, yes, he's having the baby. He actually just had the baby in like real time. But the kids are off doing their own thing and like he just and the energy he brought to the show is just always so like dark and and it just it made me angry yeah no I will not miss him for a multitude of reasons I think that this is you know good for lack of a better word. Yeah. Goodbye. Like even seeing his face, like I

pissed. Yeah. He just gives bad vibes. Those social media posts were abhorrent. Like really some of the work I've seen a lot in my day and it was some of the worst I've seen some of the most offensive, some of the most just blatantly racist. Like it said to chill down my spine. racist. Like it said to chill down my spine. A hundred percent. Like sick. Sickening. Okay. Well, goodbye, Alex. New season of Siesta Keto is popping. I'm just so excited like for them to get into like where we are now with the cast and crew because Juliet's new relationship is just everything to me. Knowing her man is rich. Right. She found like a nice, decent, oh, we don't know him yet, but just based on like Instagram, he seems like a nice, decent Alex Campo. Yeah. Which is all you can really ask for. Yes. Okay. Next story is a bit of an update from a

story from like six months ago, but it really had taken the world by storm at the time when T.I. said that he goes to the gynecologist with his daughter and like checks up on that hymen. But now T.I.'s daughter, Deja, is tearing up while addressing the comments about her gynecologist appointments that her dad had made. T.I.'s daughter is opening up about how it felt to hear her father discuss making yearly trips to the gynecologist in order to check on the status of his daughter's virginity. During Monday's episode of T.I. and Tiny Friends and Family Hustle, Deja Harris talked about the immediate fallout of the rapper's remarks while she was on vacation. Quote, things are completely uncomfortable for me right now, she said. We're all together in this house, so I have to see my dad and be around him, and we're in a foreign country, so it's not like I can leave and get

away. I'm scrolling on Twitter, and I see that I've been tagged in a post. The only word that I saw was gynecologist and I didn't even need to read the whole title because I just knew. My heart sank. Very shocked, hurt, angry, and embarrassed. I mean honestly I'm definitely embarrassed for sure. She told her cousins. I'm trying to put it in the back of my mind so I'm not really thinking about it. I know it's not healthy but I've been doing that since I was a child. So now we're seeing like how the situation played out back when on their show yeah I mean I don't even remember because my memory is so bad I don't remember reporting on it but I'm sure um we mentioned like how awkward she felt and uncomfortable and like it was actually a day that you were out of town I did the show with Margo I remember because the episode was

titled Heimans and Headbands, because we both wore headbands. But I think then I brought it up to you again because I just wanted to get your thoughts, and I'm pretty sure that was the vibe. It's awful. I feel so bad for her. And now it's like, I'm glad that she got to address it. Like we got to see her side of it, but now it's like the conversation gets brought up again on social media because the episode just aired, even though we were done talking about it six months ago. So like, this is, it was not a funny joke when he made it. I don't even know if it was a joke, but like some things like, and I get that people are famous and they have reality shows, but like some things can be kept private. Yes, I agree. He went on Red Table Talk and was, and explained that he was very much exaggerating

about his presence in the gynecologist's office. But that, it became really like headline news. It was, people were shocked. I mean, cause it was shocking. Red Table Talk is becoming like a go-to platform, like for people just to like explain themselves. Like I can't, I can't like underestimate how many times I've like seen someone on Red Table Talk and like totally changed the way that I see them. Yeah. It's a great platform. I mean, yeah, Jordan Woods, obviously. Okay. Next story, a bit of an update on Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock's divorce. Apparently, their issues were exacerbated amid quarantine. Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock split shocked fans and even their loved ones,

but sources tell people the couple have been facing issues for some time. Quote, it just came out of nowhere. Their marriage was so strong, says the source. So which one is it? With busy careers and four kids, any cracks in the marriage became amplified when they self-isolated in Montana amid the coronavirus pandemic over the last couple of months. It was a stressful time, says the source. Quarantining in Montana exacerbated any issues. I mean, that was my theory. They quarantined in like a little cabin with one bathroom. And yeah, that's gonna, that's gonna

highlight existing issues. It's not always going to lead to a divorce, but it's not going to be happy go lucky. I just feel like this article is like a PR spin and it's like such a convenient explanation because everyone's like quarantine, we're driving each other crazy. But like, when you're a millionaire with multiple homes, like just go to another house. Like I really just don't feel, I do think that there's something more here and I know what the blinds say. They say that he was cheating quite a bit.

And I'm sure that that's true. So just don't like, don't give me this like tabloid facade. I know, but you know what? Sometimes the tabloid facade just like is the truth. I feel like that's what happened with Jay and Kristen Cavallari. Like whatever, like the news. I think there was more there. I think they really just glossed over like maybe. Yeah, I agree. I mean, and there's never one reason for a divorce, especially a divorce where you have kids and you've been

together for a while and there's history there. i'm not expecting like a detailed report but this is just not it like i i know it like i know it in my bones yeah okay fine fine who wrote this up people exclusive i usually trust if people exclusive i usually trust if people exclusive like yeah people has actually managed to like get out uh because they're sold at the airport around Us Weekly, Star Magazine, OK, InTouch, like all the trash with complete lies and fabrications. But they have really managed to make themselves like a more of like a humanitarian publisher. I completely agree.

Like they do a lot of celebrity. They do a lot of just like human interest stories. And they've really, the creme de la creme, the cream always rises. And they've risen. I go to people a lot. Yeah, of course. But it's just funny because they look like the actual magazine itself looks so similar to like all the, like the National Enquirer and like all the fake ones.

And they're always sold in the same like rack at the supermarket or the airport Hudson News. So it's just funny because it's actually not really like that. I think it's a trustworthy source too. Um, and if I read something in people, like it's my understanding that it's confirmed. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of celebrities have good relationships with people and like, just give people the exclusive. Cause I, they trust that it will. It also not that I, um, we'll be in an airport for quite some time, but it is a fabulous airport read because it's got the celebrity gossip, great photos, human interest pieces, you know, heroes who, you know, rescued a man who was, you know, holding his 25 daughters

in a dungeon in Idaho. And then they also have crossword puzzles and lots of games. So it really can fill a two hour flight. The crossword puzzle, the people crossword puzzle is the puzzle. Like it's the best in the biz. I usually buy it at the airport just for the puzzle. Then I bought a book on Amazon of like people magazine puzzles, but you know what? It's weird to bring a book of puzzles around with you is what I learned. So I disagree. No. And then like I did all the good ones and then I guess I kept like having to see the bad ones that like were from you know like maybe soap opera category which I don't watch like they

did it categorized and I just did all the good ones I don't know so all I'm saying is people magazine not too shabby it's so funny like in a celebrity crossword puzzle like I can actually do it blindfolded in 10 minutes like I can do it no question I don't think I've ever successfully done like a a regular crossword puzzle and gotten one one answer right yeah I think I tried that they are much harder than you think even like the easy ones they're impossible yeah because like they ask for a word, four letter word that means this. There's a million four letter words that mean that. And then it's like, you have to get the other answers in order to figure out which letters work. And it's like, it's too up in the air. Yeah, I agree.

Okay. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah, that was so fast. Yeah, I know. But it's a little more, um, award show news that nobody asked for yet here we are jimmy kimmel is set to host an executive produce the emmy awards on abc oh my god again did he host them before oh yeah it says jimmy kimmel is returning host everything like where where is someone else where is a woman where's Where's a black person? Like I'm done. And I, by the way, and I like Jimmy Kimmel kind of, and I like Jimmy Fallon, but like, it's enough. Yeah. It's enough. The Jimmy's and, and James Corden. And I think James is just another name for Jimmy, right? When I say Jimmy's, I mean, James. Wait, Jimmy is another name for

James really. So the three of them, yes. Right? Like, if your name is Jimmy. James Fallon and James Kimmel are totally their names. I'll look it up. 100%. It's like if we had two Williams and a Bill, they're all Williams. So they're all really Jameses, and they do everything.

James Thomas Fallon is his name. Told you. That's crazy. The Jameses. Yeah, that is crazy. It's enough. Award shows are really becoming so routine and anytime they do something out of the box with a host, it's immediately better. Even when they have no host or when they had Ricky Gervais, like when they do someone like slightly different than the Jimmy's, it's so much better. And like, I'm sure he'll do a good job and I'm not saying anything bad about Jimmy, but it's like, we've got to change, switch things up. We got to kick it up because you want to know why it's like this quarantine has changed us forever. It has changed the world. What's happened in quarantine has

changed us. Like we are no longer accepting the Jimmy's. I'm sorry in quarantine has changed us. Like, we are no longer accepting the Jimmys. I'm sorry. We're not. No. Like, we are changed people, and we want better. And it's not going to cut it. Yeah. He said, though, this is funny.

He said, I don't know where we'll do the show or how we will do this or even why we are doing this. But we are doing it, and I'm hosting it. Ha ha, Jimmy. what a funny joke. Your whole team of writers, that's what you came up with. I'm done. I need someone funny. And you know what? What award show is this? Emmys. Give it to Kevin Hart. Controversial. Give it, but like, why? I mean, honestly, I'm sure it actually was more like no one else wanted to do this because first of all, like no one wants to host an award show. It's a thankless job.

And you're just going to become like, have a big target on your back to like, it's a thankless job. Three, um, it's like impossible to, to be good at it. Like everyone will like come for you afterwards. And four, and four, this is the Emmys. This isn't even the Oscars so it's like is it worth all that there are so many fabulous like comedians and funny people who are on tv shows yeah who would love the job I'm just saying like I guess the Emmys

is kind of like low rate but still you could find Hollywood is full of their sponsors. Emmys is low rate, but it's part of the EGOT. So it's something. Was Sandra Oh and Andy, what's his name? Milonakis. What's his name? No, Andy Grammer. No, Andy Samberg. Yeah.

There's like four guys in Hollywood that look just like him and they're all named Andy. So apologies. They were good. Like they were golden globes. That was different. Like we just, we've got to keep moving. Like we are the Jimmy's like, it's like Jimmy Carson.

Like, it's like, we got to move on. Yeah. I feel like they could even think out of the box. Like it doesn't necessarily even have to be an entertainer. Like what about a prizezed magician what about influencers i'll do no honestly like they should have joe rogan do it or howard stern yeah well that's just like two more like straight white men but you know what i mean yeah no i really think that like they should have a magician host it and like he could bring a rabbit

and it would just be something different. We need like not only diversity within the hosts, but like diversity in humor. Like the Jimmy's tell the same jokes. They have the same like identical team of writers. Diversity of thought. Yeah. Like it's just, it's enough. Like I'm so good. And by the way, I can't stress enough. Like I actually do like Jimmy Fallon. Like I do, I do. I like Jimmy Kimmel and I really love James Gordon. No, no hate against them, but it's just like, I'm a consumer and I've had enough. Yeah. Well, I don't think you were going to watch the Emmys anyway. So. Unless they get nominated. True. Okay. Well, those are the best five stories. And I feel as though that you needed to know them

and now you do. So. And now we're able to jump into our dear toaster segment which once again is our advice segment if you ever want to write in we'll always keep it anonymous and you can email us dear toasters at gmail.com here's our first one dear jackie and claudia i've been with my man for almost five years now everything has been great we are engaged and getting married at a small ceremony soon. Party to follow. Love that. He started working a second job during Corona to earn some extra money,

and I think that may have something to do with all this. A few weeks ago, he started acting really strange, turning away from me while using his phone. On his phone, he was on his phone the second he woke up until he fell asleep. This probably went on for two weeks. He was being very distant and getting snippy with me over little things he was just acting like he wanted nothing to do with me one night he was up late playing video games and i came out to the living room and he had a hard-on shook i did not think that that was going there whoa i thought that's weird since when does call

of duty get you that excited i mentioned it to him the next day and he laughed it off and said he was seeing that i was seeing things as if after years, I don't know what an erect penis on my man looks like. That's insulting. Then one night when I was sleeping, I woke up to pee and I saw he wasn't in bed next to me. I opened the bedroom door, which is directly next to the bathroom, and he was standing facing the toilet with his phone in his hand, texting someone at 1 a.m. When he turned and he saw me, he quickly pulled up his shorts and flushed and walked over to the sink and I could tell I had startled him. His entire tone was so weird. He was staying up later than me every night, which was unusual. Then out of the blue, it just stopped. He started talking to me more and acting less suspicious, but I never really confronted him again. I still

have this weird feeling that he was doing something shady and it won't go away. Yesterday, while we were out shopping, I saw the password for his phone. I usually don't snoop, but I feel like I have to check his phone and see if I find anything. Am I crazy or do I go through his phone tonight while he's sleeping? Sincerely, a stressed toaster. Ooh. So, I mean, something's going on. Like, you have grounds for concern. Like, I am officially concerned. I am not really for, I mean, I'm not really for going through someone's phone. Like, I'm so about, going through someone's phone. Like I'm so about like privacy, honestly, like, because I just think about what, how I would feel if someone did that

to me. And like, it would be like, honestly, if I found out that someone was going through my phone, I would break up with them because that is just like a complete lack of trust. Like I just, Claudia, you and I are different on that. Like we we've had this discussion like if you're a man like kept a journal and you found it would you read it i wouldn't you would oh a journal no because he's not messaging his girlfriend in his journal no no but it's just a matter it's just a matter of privacy like and being like just wanting being curious but see i think that there's a way to snoop while still respecting someone's privacy like i and by the way i snoop through ben's phone all the time i never open messages with think that there's a way to snoop while still respecting someone's privacy. Like I, and by the way, I snoop through Ben's phone all the time. I never open messages with his family.

There's nothing like crazy in there. They're just like sending each other memes. I don't read his stuff with his friends. I just look for unsaved phone numbers and mysterious girls who I don't know. And you know what? I never find anything. And part of me thinks that Ben doesn't cheat on me because he knows I would fucking find out. You got to scare them.

Yeah. I think that like, it seems like if you ask him about it you're not he's not going to be forthcoming like you do have to do a little bit of snooping i just i don't i guess you just got to get in there but what you have to be quick and you and you can't look at things like you can't see if he's like you can't search your name and see if he's talking about you like no i agree that's unfair that's his for this scenario you have been given reason to doubt and therefore you have been given one allowance to snoop but you have to do so respectfully don't go like searching for things you're looking for one thing and one thing only like not to hear that he called you annoying to his friends like he's allowed to do that you are you have to respect you can't read stuff with his friends you have

to look for females and unsaved phone numbers that's it and also check like facebook messenger because sometimes they get like shady or like what's up but how do you know that maybe he has the feet the person saved is like daniel you know i don't think your man is a serial cheater yeah i don't think he would keep it as an unsaved phone number because that's too, that's too like one-off-y. Like this is an ongoing problem. Here's the thing. Boys are not that smart. And for the most part, like they're like probably not even smart enough to delete the text messages.

Like that's for sure. Yeah, I don't, but that means you have to go through every single message. Honestly, you just go to his camera roll and go into the search bar and write boobs or uh bra brassiere then all photos of people in bras will come up and boobs and then yeah what he's looking at that's a good idea or you can go to photos and check the trash yeah it saves for 30 days yeah there's places you can check i just in this situation in this situation it's gotten to that like he but also like you're saying you're saying that this has started because he got a second job you're also engaged like there is a chance that he's trying to like do something to surprise you um and like whatever no surprise is worth questioning your relationship honestly that's an interesting

call by the way fuck surprises is what i want to say that's how i feel generally speaking here's my thing about surprises like you will now spend say he's doing something really nice for you in six months and like he's up all night you will spend the next six months wondering if your man is cheating on you to have like one moment of surprise me like oh surprised cool as opposed to like getting excited for the next six months about what he's planning for you like in any case between a surprise or not a surprise fuck surprises i just don't think that a surprise would mean him in the bathroom on his phone and having a boner in the living room like i i actually actually, I see how it may be. They could be separate situations.

Maybe he took his phone to the bathroom because he is trying to surprise, like, he didn't want you to see something. And then maybe he honestly had a separate boner, like, just jerking off on the couch separately. Like, they don't have to be correlated. Yeah, I just, I'm not buying it, any of it. Go through his phone. Next up. Hey, Claudia and Jackieie. Love love. Love you guys. Try to get everyone. I know to listen to tmt. Love you

I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a little over a year He wanted forever and I wanted right now We were just never truly on the same page when I broke up with him He said i'll bring your stuff back sometime this week So I waited after over a week Passed and he brought the stuff back to my parents' house where I don't live. And he knows that my mom brought me the box and in it was every card I ever gave him a bunch of sentimental gifts. I had given him the very expensive anniversary gift. I got him. And here's the worst part. His mother returned the mother's day gifts. I gave

her that was a low blow. So now I'm wondering, do I get petty and return some gifts he gave me? Do I say something about how his mom shouldn't be fighting his battles for him i want him to know this is part of the reason that we broke up that he lives by his mom's word and never his own do i live leave it alone also he gave me a tiffany necklace for anniversary that i did not intend on returning since he gave his gift back do i give mine back sincerely a bitter toaster absolutely not like if you if you don't if you don't like it just throw the trash. Like, you don't need to give it to him. Because then you're being petty. And being petty shows that you care.

If he never hears from you again and doesn't get his gifts back and keep that Tiffany necklace, sell it. I don't care what you do with it or wear it if you enjoy it. Then you're really, like, on another level of not caring. Like, him going and getting the Mother's Day gifts. Like, do you know how much time he spent doing all of that shit? Finding all of the cards? Like, he cares. And he's a loser. And you do you know how much time he spent doing all of that shit, finding all of the cards? Like he cares and he's a loser and you're cool and you don't care.

And you're not going to spend time like gathering all of the different gifts from different people just to show him that you don't care. Instead, you're just going to keep wearing the Tiffany necklace because you truly don't care who it came from. You don't care about that person. And like you broke up with him. So like, let him have this. Like he thinks it was like a dig. Let him think that he got to you because you, at the end of the day, it sounds like you don't really care about him anymore. And you just want to move on with your life. So if you start being petty, it's like, you're elongating this whole thing where it's like, you want to move on with your life. Bye. Keep your necklace. Keep wearing it. It's pretty. It's from Tiffany's and throw all that shit out. It doesn't matter. I don't think that you need to engage with him anymore.

Let him think that he like won because you broke up with him and he was the one who wanted to be with you for forever and you didn't want to be with him. So like let him have something. I didn't really register that she broke up with him. That makes it like a little sadder for him. But you know what? Sometimes like someone breaks up with you because they think you're some sort of way and then in the breakup you can show them actually like I wasn't who you thought I was

and you made a mistake. And no, he just fucking cemented that you made the right choice. And thank you for that clarity sir that's true like the way in which you act in a breakup can actually have implications on whether or not you get back together with this person because people show how ugly they are in breakups and then you never want to get back together with them again but if somebody handles something like so maturely and you're like damn maybe he was wise beyond his years maybe we should get back together yeah but definitely don't get involved. Just be thankful for the clarity. Final one. Ready? You're going to like

this one. Hey, Claude and Jackie. How you doing? Love you guys so much. Make me laugh every day. Question. I've been dating a guy for eight months now. Pretty sure he's the one. The only problem is I haven't farted in front of him, but he hasn't farted in front of me. In my past relationships, the guy always rips one and that breaks the ice and makes me feel comfortable enough to start ripping back. But this guy, I swear, does not break wind. It's so weird.

We spend days and nights together often and have even gone on road trips together and gas is non-existent for him. What should I do? Should I wait till he does or should I take the initiative? How long was it before you guys farted in front of your husbands?

Thanks in advance. Well, Jackie has an amazing story, but before she says, I just have to say, if you want to hear about my experience farting in front of my husband for the first time, I tell a hilarious story in my comedy special about it, which is now available for pre-order. It comes out June 30th. So less than two weeks, you can search disgraced queen on iTunes, or you can tap the link on my bio on girl with no job Fabulous comedy special. Everyone's going to enjoy it. And I talk about partying in front of Ben. But Jackie actually is the true expert in this scenario. Yes, I'm the expert in bodily bowel functions

in front of your significant other. Because I thought that when I got married, I would never take a shit, even in my own house. I would have to go down the street, maybe visit a friend, and then take a shit. Because my husband would never. Zach and I started dating and we spent every waking minute together and I actually got sick from not going to the bathroom when I needed to. And so, you know, I woke up in the middle of the night and he had to take me to the hospital.

And it's, and I think for him, like he'd rather know I'm taking a shit than have to go to the hospital in the middle of the night. So that really cleared that up. When it comes to farting though, I still don't just like fart with the bandit in front of my husband. If one slips out, like I'll just pretend like, oh my God, the furniture's moving. Like that's crazy. Um, but I totally understand how you feel. Now I'm going to give you a suggestion that I think will help break the ice because, um, just farting is so weird until you've done it. I think you need to go on a double date with a couple that, that is like been together for a long time, a friend that you can talk to and be like to her, like, I need you guys to bring up like farting in front of your significant other. And then like, they'll talk about it and you guys, and maybe he'll be like,

you know, what's weird, dude? Like I never fart or like I only SBD, like, I don't think you've ever heard me fart. And like, you guys will start talking about farts and just take the taboo out of the conversation. Like now when I hang out with you and Penn and like, even my friends, like all we talk about, it's like, do we fart in front of our boyfriends like so I think if you bring another couple into it it'll make you guys realize that it's not as serious as it's becoming it's just so funny like how different we are like literally there is nothing I won't do in front of Ben and vice versa like it's just I don't it doesn't even register for me. And, like, I honestly, maybe I'm too comfortable because, like, I fart everywhere.

Like, I'll sit on Ben's lap and I'll fart on him and then, like, throw me on the other side of the couch. But, like, honestly, I just, it also, it depends per person. Like, I'm a gassy person. Like, I take Gas-X all the time. Like, I am just that girl. So some people, like, actually, like, don't fart that much, which is just so strange to me because like, how are you human? So it's definitely different per person and per couple, but I'm all for it. Like, but I didn't fart for like the first year, like, yeah, all that shit. But then once you do, it's just like such a better way to live your life.

Like you want to be in your own home, like feeling like a stranger. No fart. No. I mean, for me, a better way to live my life is like knowing that, you know, my husband could probably count on one hand the amount of times he's heard me fart. Like that makes me feel good and like proud. But that's not for everyone. Also, you need to like, I know you think that your man doesn't fart, but like everybody

does fart. So like he has fart thoughts as well. And maybe he thinks like you're such a lady, he doesn't want to do it in front of you. And now it's like my husband farts in front of me. And that's just like, that's cool. I want to encourage him to do that. I just don't feel like participating in the same way. So definitely get in some buffers to help have you guys have this conversation because it's something that every single couple goes through. And whoever you bring to the table to have the conversation, like, we'll have a funny story about it. That'll just open the case wide up.

Or if you don't have couple friends, like, find a podcast that talks about this. And, like, on your next road trip, like, just start listening to it. No, but, like, then you guys look at each other and you're, like, blushing. Yeah, but, like, it'll open up, like, oh, just, I think it's good. It'll open up just, like, a whole other conversation. Like, you know, things can get stale after eight months yeah i think when you have other people there that sort of take the heat off of you it it will help yeah um so those are our dear toasters thank you guys so much for writing in and don't forget to write in for next week dear toasters at gmail.com

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