The Toast - S3 Ep123: Doodylicious: Thursday, July 16th, 2020

Episode Date: July 16, 2020

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. We are so close to Friday. It's feeling so close, so close I can see it, but it's not right there. It's one day away and that is okay. Hope everyone's having a fabulous morning so far. We are so excited to be coming at you live and in living color from Manhattan, what used to be formerly the greatest city on earth. Formerly the greatest city on earth. We need to talk about this. We haven't spoken about it yet uh really i feel like we talk about it all the time no no no no we have we always talk about like manhattan's a shithole blah blah blah but what's happened in the city in the last few months month or so you can feel it in the air the quality of life is really deteriorating deteriorated um yet it's still the most expensive city in the world. So it's like, what are we doing here? I don't know what we're doing here.

Most people have fled. The numbers of people who have left the city are staggering. The city is just in disarray. I actually was going to share that yesterday. I had probably one of the worst days I've had in quarantine. Was it a CVS punching machine day? No, it was a Cleveland day. It was a day where I got on Zillow

and I was like, Cleveland, Ohio. I think we need to change a Cleveland day. It's a Charlotte day because if we do ever move, we are moving to Charlotte. Yeah, no, but like, you know what kind of day that is. Like a day where it's just like, I will pack all my things in a handbag and flee this town and never come back

and never look back. Yeah, no, I've been having, well, actually I don't leave my house. So I haven't been having many of those days. But when I do make the very brave decision to leave my house, it's just, you could feel it in the air. There's just something different about the city and it's not what it used to be. And I don't know how long it'll take to recover.

And I can't even put my finger on what's wrong with the city, but there's like a palpable difference in just quality of life. Yeah. And it's not even about quarantine anymore. And I hate even to say like it was a bad day in quarantine because we're, we're in phase three. Like we're now just in purgatory. Right.

Where it's like, we can go places, but we're just still staying home. Yeah. And we're, we're not staying home because of Corona anymore. Like we're staying home because the city is just not where you want to be. I'm actually still staying home because of Corona. I, you know, I i made it this far i really don't want to catch it the um the rate of infection now in new york is like below one percent well

yes when i got my covid test at city md i said how long is it going to take and when you and margo went they said what two to three days yeah and it was quicker than that it's now seven to ten days and i said excuse me what and she's like yeah, the labs are so overbooked with other states that have now become hotspots. New York is no longer a priority because it's not really a hotspot anymore. Yeah. Which is good, obviously, but I'm still waiting for my results. I thought maybe she was like seven to 10 and then it would like come tomorrow. So I've been checking every day, but they haven't come yet.

And you just got tested just. I got tested for antibodies. And then I'm like, while I'm there, I might as well just like maybe see if I have corona I feel fine I'm just maybe I'm one of those people you know it's just like asymptomatic asymptomatic I get like a little tinkle in my throat yeah actually one year ago today um I was like in my time up I had strep throat which reminded me like not to jinx but I haven't had strep throat in so long and I used to be on like a two to three a year times basis um and obviously I saw because my time up was just pictures of my tonsils and all the blisters on my tonsils and it just reminded me like we should be so grateful for our health you guys it's it's the only thing that matters it's very true do you know

that I've never had strep throat even as a child even as a child I've never and so many times I had like a throat ache and I was convinced it was strep throat and I went to the doctor and it wasn't like I've never had strep I like don't believe you not that you're lying like you probably forgot no no no I just every and it was honestly a little disappointing because it's like I'm in so much pain right how do I not have strep give me the amoxicillin yeah and it wasn't strep any of those times I find that so hard to believe it's such a common thing for kids I know and for me it's literally a common thing like every year it's an adult, I don't think there's any like common illness. Like I'm not comparing it to like illnesses that put you in the hospital,

but like strep throat, the flu, like I don't, I actually think strep throat is worse than the flu. If you get it bad, holy shit. I've had it many times. And there are two occasions that come to mind where I actually thought I was going to die. I actually wouldn't know what it feels like because I've never had it. You should be so blessed. It's the worst. And like when you have it, you're like, oh my God, I wish I just had like the flu. I wish I just had food poisoning because there's nothing worse than fucking strep throat. It's awful. I cannot believe that you've never had it. I remember like as kids, it was like the one thing when you went to the doctor and you weren't feeling well, they just like always tested you for strep. Yeah. And they shoved that thing down your throat.

Because that's usually what it was. And like you would giggle because the real strep is streptococcus. And we were like, cock. I didn't even know that. I wasn't even in on the strep throat joke. You're not even part of the club. I'm not part of the strep throat club. Wow, how sad for you. The STC.

That's amazing. Yeah. Wow, you learn something new about your sister every day. I should add that to my like two truths and a lie repertoire. Yes. That's a really good one. I always struggle with those sorts of icebreakers. Me too.

Every time I've ever played that game, I always say three lies. Like I just, I can't even come up with a truth about myself, let alone a lie. The lies are easier to come up with. The lies, the lies. Yeah, no, I'm like,

I was born in Canada. My eye color is fake. And I'm allergic to dairy. All lies. All lies. So I just let the audience choose. I'm allergic to dairy. All lies. All lies. So I just let the audience choose. I'm like, you're right. How did you know?

That is so funny. Well, yeah. So anyways, it was a big time Cleveland day. A big time anywhere but here day is what I say. Yeah, I know. And if you're a toaster and you're in the city. Godspeed. Godspeed.

God be with you. So I was all alone yesterday by myself because ben went to play golf you wanna hear the most crazy thing sure ben left the house to play golf at 8 a.m what time do you think he got home 10 p.m 11 what was he doing playing golf and he played in west hampton was just so far two hours each way then they stopped for lunch he stopped for dinner and like i actually got and he got home and I, I refused to speak to him. I'm like,

it like there's, and you know what? I don't even mind not being with him. Like I like being alone. Obviously prefer, especially at night also because I had a traumatic experience in my apartment over the weekend. My dog Walker came and I opened the door and he said,

he said the most upsetting thing you can hear a I opened the door and he said, he said, the most upsetting thing you can hear a human being say. And he said, I have to let you know, I just got off the elevator and I saw two cockroaches go under the door of one of the apartments on your floor. And you have no idea how upsetting that is because I take extermination very seriously. Like if I see any sort, and by the way, for those who don't live in New York, it's, I know like we make it sound so glamorous, but it's, it's actually not. Rodents, whether it be roaches or mice are a very, very common occurrence. Like in the fanciest best,

no one is above it. Like literally no one. It's partially due to the fact that the city is very not clean, partially due to the subways. It's it's very common also since the quarantine actually um the rodents and the cockroaches they've gotten like it's been sort of like rat on rat crime out there because a gang war yeah no there's been gang wars among the rats and i have to assume among the cockroaches because the restaurants have been closed so they don't have food access to the food that they normally have so they've been eating each other leading to like a super rat phenomenon oh my god survival of the fittest they're getting bigger so the only rats that are here are the biggest and the baddest but see this makes me think like this is a new york problem but you know other regions of the country have their own rodent problems like i think in

certain parts of the country it's like you can get snakes in certain part of the country you can get like lizards like I think in Arizona like the drier areas so it's like I don't I honestly like I don't know what's worse I think I can handle a lizard over a roach roaches and so I have seen so in my you know 25 years you know 15 of which have been spent in New York um I have had my fair share of rodent experiences and it it paralyzes you like it it takes over your life and you your home is not your home anymore it is literally like a nightmare it's a living nightmare like I'll never forget when I saw a roach in our house growing up once it changed my life forever I was no longer comfortable in my own home I would enter every room open the door, stand outside,

scan the floor, and then walk in. So when my dog Walker came and said, I can't even like have this conversation because I have the will. Jackie, he came and he said, I saw two roaches. It.

And so they were a duo. It was a duo. And it just killed me because I take extermination so seriously. You know, our animatics take sketch comedy very seriously. I take extermination very seriously. I've never seen a duo like together joined at the hip in the city. No, it was literally a tag team, Bonnie and Clyde, Thelma and Louise and Jackie and Claudia. My building has a, exactly. My building has a monthly exterminator that comes

to every apartment and does the whole building. And then I also have a monthly, like I have not one, but two. And I've lived in the apartment for almost two years and I haven't seen anything. So it was about time that I were to see something. But it just, it ruined me. Like it just, it shattered my emotional wellbeing. Like I can't sleep now. I had a dream about the cockroach.

Like it's, it's just, it's devastating for my entire building and the community. I'm so sorry to hear that I feel as though on the plus side though having a dog might help Theo's technically a dog no but like if he were to see but Theo essentially went to private school you know he's not really the the hunter but you know what I he'll rise to the challenge he'll step up to the plate what's one thing you've asked of him that he didn't do for you? Oh, my God.

I have to tell you something heartbreaking. Stop. It's really bad. Stop. Like, this is so many elements of the story are going to completely, like, devastate you. Stop. I already knew the first half. So just bring it up.

No, you don't. What's the first half? That you saw two roaches. Oh. Oh, no, this is totally. It's about Theo. Oh, my God. OK.

Theo, for the first time in probably two years oh my god a button fell off my shirt yesterday you know i saw that button and i was walking down the street and like my breast was exposed because i was right there my button had fallen off and i was like how am i gonna find this button it's right literally right there go get it um okay back to the story that's gonna break your heart for the first time in about two years. Okay. Oh, Theo had an accident. Okay.

There's more to it. But wait, there's more? But wait, there's more. Give me my solo camera. Theo had an accident on the love sack. What? Yeah. What kind of accident?

One? One, yeah, no, no, one. Okay, okay. But unfortunately, I do think it is a part of an overall problem that I'm working out with the vet. I think Theo may be suffering from a UTI. He needs a Quora. Which is very uncommon in male dogs, but my vet has told me forever

that Theo has a very feminine spirit because he's followed by, I mean, he hangs out with a lot of feminine energy and he pees like a girl like all this stuff so it's not impossible but it's very uncommon for a male dog to have a UTI but I think my boy might be special and he might have a UTI we're gonna we're gonna take him to an x-ray okay well you know what like UTIs once identified and prescribed they're they're they're okay manageable but I'm just I'm so sad that he had to, imagine having a UTI

and not being able to tell someone. No, devastating. Of course you're going to piss on the couch and say, and on your favorite spot so that you're saying,

mom, like, it's not a regular accident. Your son is not okay. No, it was very intentional. He was trying to communicate with me and I, like,

I wasn't listening clearly and he had to make me listen and I understood, Theo, and I hear you. You know what? I'm actually, I'm not, this story does clearly and he had to make me listen and I understood Theo and I hear you you know what I'm actually I'm not this story does not concern me because it shows me that Theo like he understood that he needed to get your attention and he did what he needed to do that's exactly why he peed on lovesack not for any I hope he's not in pain well he probably was in pain which is why he had to make a scene we're handling it stat okay well oh my god theodore so i'm assuming that's why he's not at work today no i just wasn't in the mood to like get sweaty walking him over here

yeah even though it is a bit chillier today in the city and it's the lovely weather yes um this is bringing me back to the olden times where we used to have so much to talk about i watch i didn't like after the show um i got my eyebrows waxed so I was like out for an extra hour and I had some things to talk about. You know,

I was actually thinking and I would love to maybe get some suggestions from the audience because like people have really come to love Deer Toasters and honestly I have too

and it's like sad that it only happens once a week and I would like to have like one more weekly installation like something we do every week. Okay, but not Deer Toasters.

No, like a different fun segment. Okay. So if anyone has, I don't have any ideas obviously but if anyone does I would love to hear like maybe I don't know maybe we'll do like a team brainstorm yeah yeah of ideas cool um so without further ado I do think that it is time yeah I guess so for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Patreon.com slash morning toast. We just did an episode yesterday all about conspiracy theories. You guys, some like people are so crazy about conspiracy theories. And it really like fueled me hearing how much you guys love the episode.

We talked about a few popular ones at the end. But the big three that we talked about were the Wayfair conspiracy, which the more I read. Same. The more I'm like, this is so clear as day. I'm convinced that it's true. Then we talked about Free Britney, which we concluded is not necessarily a conspiracy theory. Just like concerned fans who are taking it amongst themselves to bring justice to their girl. Mm hmm.

And it's a movement for justice. We talked about the theory that some of the biggest celebs are not in quarantine. They're actually under house arrest right now. That one I wasn't so sure about. But if you are not like in up to speed with the current conspiracy theories, which I wasn't,

it's a great episode for you. We start from the beginning, like teach you everything you need to know, uncover a lot of facts. It was really a good episode. I'm not like one for conspiracy theories, but every time I hear one, I'm like, oh, it's true. And I've never been more sure of anything in my life that Wayfair is 100% involved in

some sort of international child trafficking charade, which is just so awful and disgraceful. And I think more people should be talking about it. But, you know, for our own safety, we had to put the episode behind a paywall because you never know you know we're not trying to get axed so patreon.com slash a morning toast it's a fabulous way for you guys to get more content it's $7.99 a month for five extra episodes and the episodes are always a little bit more in-depth we let you in a little bit more they're either themed like conspiracy theories or they're just more personal about us or vlogs with the family right so it's always really fun and that's where we can be our our true selves and it's just a great way to support the show yes if you are into supporting

our show please if you support fellow podcasters patreon.com slash morning toast okay first story a follow-up to yesterday's story nick cannon apologizes for anti-semitic remarks as fox announces he'll remain host of The Masked Singer. So Nick Cannon put out a statement yesterday after we shared that he didn't apologize. He sort of doubled down and said, you know, this is what I said. But now he's apologizing for the remarks that he made during a recent podcast episode. He said, quote, first and foremost, I extend my deepest and most sincere apologies to my Jewish sisters and brothers for the hurtful and divisive words that came out of my mouth during my interview with Richard Griffin.

As a Jewish sister, thank you. Thank you for seeing me. Quote, they reinforce the worst stereotypes of a proud and magnificent people, and I feel ashamed of the uninformed and naive place that these words came from, he wrote. While the Jewish experience encompasses more than 5,000 years, and there is so much I have yet to learn, I have had at least a minor history lesson over the past few days, and to say that it is eye-opening would be a vast understatement. He expressed his gratitude to rabbis, community leaders, and institutions who reached out to me to help enlighten me instead of chastising me. I want to assure my Jewish friends, new and old, that this is only the beginning of

my education. I'm committed to deeper connections, more profound learning, and strengthening the bond between our two cultures today and every day going forward. Okay, so you know I live for an apology because it's just a part of the zeitgeist now and there are different varying levels of of apology and to me this is this is pretty solid. I'm not going to lie. Like, I feel there was a part of there that you didn't read that I would just like to mention, because to me, it was the most important part of the apology. If you would just give me one moment. I know he put it on his Instagram story.

Take your time. It's important enough to take your time. Okay. The part that I... Oh, wait. Hold on. What was it about? Basically, like acknowledging that like these weird conspiracy theories that he was talking about were propaganda.

Like I think they use and I'm pretty sure he used the word propaganda, which I really appreciated. Hold on. Yeah. Maybe he didn't. Yeah. I just looked at the tweets and I didn't see oh I thought I did see it hmm whatever um on a on a scale of apologies like I I actually genuinely like really appreciate this apology I think it was like really necessary and really um well done um now part of me like this news comes out with conjunction

that he'll remain host of The Masked Singer, which obviously, like the cynic in me, I'm like, did he have someone craft this apology just so that he could

keep his job on Masked Singer? Because, you know, girls gotta eat. But I'll choose to be optimistic and not think that that's how the world works. I really appreciated the apology. I thought it was very,

very well done. And yeah, I mean, I don't know what else we could ask for at this point, so. Yeah, it didn't even cross my mind that it could be connected to keeping his job and that someone else might've written it. I thought it was a very genuine, as genuine as you could be apology.

And I, when people apologize, like I take it at face value and I try to forgive so if these are his words and and this is how he feels I'm in the business of forgiveness a hundred percent and I'm in the business of lifting each other up yeah and I liked what he said about learning and moving forward and and trying to and recognizing how he was wrong and that he was wrong and and that's really all you can ask of people. And we'll see what happens going forward. That's how you can judge people,

not by what they say, but what they do moving forward. But for now, like, I'm okay. Yeah, no, and you know what? Yesterday when he wasn't apologizing and I was like, wow, not only are there people who think this, but even when called out.

And the thing about this conspiracy theory, it's kind of where... We have included it on in our patreon episode anti-semitic things it's it's kind of a genius thing it's like we're telling you that jews control the world and so if i get fired for this it just proves what i'm saying right but no you're not getting fired because jews control the world you're getting fired because you said something incredibly offensive to a magnificent group of people right so when he wasn't apologizing it made me feel really sad I was like wow there's people who really think this way and they're gonna put their stake in the ground and and and not relent and die on this hill so I'm really grateful that

he apologized in a what seems to be a very sincere way and we'll see what happens from here we'll see what happens from here but for now like it's noted and it's appreciated yes definitely and i like nick cannon so hopefully it can stay that way yeah it's it's sad when it's someone you like yeah no if it's someone you hate it's like oh i knew all along you know but when it's someone you like it it's painful yeah and you also want to give them the benefit of the doubt of course and i am so about have a done the half scoot give people the benefit of the doubt it's so. And I am so about have a done the chafschut. Give people the benefit of the doubt. It's so valuable.

It says so in the Bible. Yes. Have a done the chafschut. Claudia, that's beautiful. Maybe that should be the name of the episode. Should we have today's name of the episode

be in Hebrew? Okay. That would be cool. Have a done the chafschut. Yeah, that one. Okay, I don't know if that's like the exact verbiage. I'll have to look it up.

Okay. This next story is really crazy. As we mentioned last week, Amber Heard, Donnie Depp are in court. Oh my God. Honestly, I don't know if that's like the exact verbiage. I'll have to look it up. Okay. This next story is really crazy. As we mentioned last week, Amber Heard, Johnny Depp are in court. Oh my God. Honestly, I can't with the messiest couple of 2020. Like, these people are out of control. I don't know whose side to take. I don't really even fucking care.

I'm so over these people. But what happened now? Amber Heard has been accused of stealing her ex-assistant's sexual violence story. What? What? Amber Heard stole her former assistant's harrowing story of surviving a rape at knife point, then twisted it to use against warring husband Johnny Depp, the ex-staffer alleged in a UK court on Wednesday.

Kate James told Depp's libel case in London's high court that her former boss had summoned her in 2013 so that she could pump her for information on surviving a six-hour rape while traveling in Brazil. Quote, Miss Heard referred to a conversation we had about me being violently raped at Machete Point in Brazil, and she used it as her own story, James told the court on Wednesday. Where did she use it as her own story?

She referred to it, she referred directly to a violent rape that occurred to her 26 years ago, and she twisted it into her own story um she referred to it she referred directly to a violent rape that occurred to her 26 years ago and she twisted it into her own story and used it for her own use um wait oh my god by the way this story about this assistant can we talk about that for a minute that's horrible horrible machete six hour rape oh my god that's absolutely awful and the fact that now she has to rehash it in such a public. Oh, my God. That's fucking terrible. Yeah.

This couple is just like I'm starting to hate them both individually, like for making me listen to this trash. And I somehow ended up on a part of the Internet last night where I saw a picture of the Judy Amber Heard. Shut up. The Judy Amber Heard took in the bed around the world. Yep. And it was it was a duty. That's what The duty Amber Heard took in the bed. The duty Heard around the world. Yep. And it was,

it was a duty. That's what I'll say. It was duty-licious. And it's, I'm officially, after this story, I'm China-ing this couple. Unless it's like

the most groundbreaking earth shattering. I'm not interested in them going tit for tat about what happened in their marriage. Like they both, I just,

it's so messy. And this is taking it to a whole other deplorable level yeah i completely agree this poor assistant who's just trying to like make a living and now she's out you know sitting in court in front of the press talking about like one of the most horrible moments of her life like the story just keeps getting worse and worse and with your permission, I'd like to formally... Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, you have been China'd.

You are no longer going to be spoken about on the show unless extenuating circumstances, like something crazy happens. But after seeing the picture of the duty, and like not to be so graphic... Where did you... Oh. How did you wind up at duty lane? I wound up on duty.com, of barstool sports like they obviously ran a picture of it and i clicked on it because i follow them on twitter and i was just like

what does a human duty look like out of a toilet bowl i don't know i've never made one out of a toilet different yeah because the water doesn't get broken up by the water no that's not why and the water can also like erode i think the water i just based on what i saw oh man i'm like actually gonna gag because now i'm just like remembering the picture i forgot about it when it hits the bowl it could break no but because the water keeps it solid it keeps it afloat the water is very helpful in keeping it solid whereas when i saw it on the bed sheet maybe it has been sitting there for a long time it had started to melt sorry it's true don't look it up i'll just paint a picture okay the sheets were white the duty was

brown oh my god i'm not okay and honestly just it made me want to sing in the toilet out in the sewer into all that gross manure see the toilet spinning round then i put the lid back down my duty brown my duty brown my duty brown my duty brown i don't remember the rest of the lyrics you know what since it's like a duty licious week um next episode of the redheads i will have dana sing my duty brown oh my god i like did not know where you were going with that sentence since this has been a duty licious episode i think we're gonna say i took a massive dump yesterday then you were like the episode of the redheads well because that's dana's song it's a dana original song dana who is a co-host on the redheads one of jackie's friends from college her and her cousin made

up this weird song when they were kids yeah it's honestly fabulous she sung it on the show before um but now that she is part of her own podcast I think it's time that she graced us yeah I think maybe you should also have her film it for sure okay we'll do so yes back to the story unfortunately I will no longer be able to give a comment due to legal restrictions on the China Ng of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. They're both just honestly disgraceful. Okay, great. Next story, some happy news. Pregnant Gigi Hadid reveals the first glimpse of her baby bump. Yes.

Gigi Hadid had fans in a state of excitement when she showed off her growing baby belly on an Instagram Live this Wednesday. The model unbuttoned her flowing pajama top and turned to the side so that fans could see. She's not hiding her stomach as some had previously suggested like it's so fucking annoying it's just from the front it looks different she said um she went on to acknowledge that some people are confused by her decision not to post or discuss her pregnancy but she said that's because she believes it's not the most important thing going on in the world oh also it's like what are you confused about a mother

wanting to protect her unborn child from like the hatred of social media. I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm, I'm confused by a lot of things. I'm not confused by a pregnant woman not wanting to share her journey on social media. People are just so evil. Like, yeah, that's literally, it makes so much sense to me. No, it makes a ton of sense to me. Um, but I guess if people were confused, hopefully they're no longer confused. Um, also someone someone pointed something out on in like one of our Instagram comment sections yesterday that kind of blew my mind and I never really put the two together it's just interesting how Sophie Turner and Gigi Hadid are pregnant at the same time when they are so inextricably linked via Joe Jonas is that just like interesting timing inextricably yeah no I hadn't put that together

that is crazy and I remember when remember when they were at the most recent VMAs or the MTV awards and Sophie and Joe were there together and Gigi was like rumored to be dating Tyler C but she yes but she went with Bella and like they were sitting all in the celebrity section and I guess that not that many celebrities could make it um so they were very close to each other and it's like Joee is with the yes i remember that's where taylor swift performed right yes yes yes joe was with the queen of the north yeah gg is like dating a bachelor contestant stop thank you um yes i mean we talk about this all the time and so but now it's like he's with the queen of the north but she's with one direction no it's equal but for gg id like she was always going to make it out of that relationship fine.

For the Joe Jonas element, it was like he was... It could have gone either way. They were dating during the DNCE year. So it wasn't like he was this like major, major mega star that he is now. He was super famous. But I think a lot of people were like, damn, he got Gigi Hadid. Like that's good for him.

And when she bounced and went back to Zayn, like it was you know it was devastating and we're like damn Joe Jonas back put in his place but he ended up we always say like it's crazy because when you date Gigi Hadid like you can't ever date someone on the same level but Joe Jonas managed to find literally like someone so fucking perfect and fabulous that like it's just as good it's better it's yeah not to compare no not to compare but like the love they have they're having a kid like that's perfect yeah no it's it's really beautiful um I love seeing the photos of them stepping out she's bumping a lot of celebrities are bumping right now yes it's honestly like

not that they could have planned it but this is a good time to be like in your third trimester because you can't really leave the house and you know you don't want to have FOMO if it's like the world's going on around you it's not a terrible time to be pregnant no I don't think so it's not an ideal time or it wasn't maybe like a few months ago when the hospitals were so overcrowded it was not an ideal time to be giving birth because you know there's a pandemic you don't necessarily like want to be at a hospital epicenter and then there was like a limited amount of beds like it was kind of crazy for a minute but it's not a bad time to be pregnant I agree um okay next story really crazy um if just the headline will load here it is Haley Bieber apologizes to a restaurant hostess

who claimed that she was not nice Haley Bieber took to TikTok to apologize to a restaurant hostess who claimed the model was not nice so um days ago at Julia Carolan took to TikTok to rate celebrities who she previously met while working as a hostess in a fancy Manhattan restaurant. I love these TikToks. It's like a trend now and it's my favorite thing. In her video, Julia gave Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid a rating of 10 out of 10 and said they were so nice and were super polite and friendly with staff, which is Julia noted is rare for celebrities. After reading Cameron Dallas a four out of 10 for her encounter with the social media star, Julia then shared her experience with Hailey.

Quote, this is going to be controversial. I've met her a handful of times and every time she was not nice. I really want to like her, but I have to give her like a 3.5 out of 10. In response, Hailey took to TikTok to offer a sincere apology. She wrote in the comments, just came across this video and wanted to say, so sorry if I've ever given you bad vibes or a bad attitude. That's not ever my intention. You know, this is a, this is kind of big of Hailey Bieber because, you know, these types of videos come out all the time. Like it comes and goes and it doesn't, it wouldn't have become like a major

news story. Like honestly, Hailey commenting on it makes it mainstream news. I would not have seen it. I wouldn't have seen the TikTok. She also said, hate hearing that that was your experience with me, but glad you called me out so I can do better. Hopefully we meet again so I can apologize in person. Wow, I mean, that's really... And that makes me think like she's not an asshole, like in real life. Because she didn't need to comment on it, even though like her and Justin are always commenting on like low level

Instagram posts, like theories etc uh I think they're bored I think it takes a big person to admit that you were a shit and that you're gonna try and do better and that you're sorry when it would have been much easier for her to ignore it and less people would have even heard about this story and I think that's like what a real diva would have done right no I actually I really am like I respect this hardcore um I just feel like the way whether it's like a celebrity or just like friends, like I always find like if you're at a restaurant and you are with someone who it's like, it's like embarrassing for like you to be associated with them,

like the way they speak to the staff, like that is just, that is the lowest, in my opinion, like the lowest level of humanity. Yeah. In this book I just read, there's like a good quote that I highlighted where it's like like you can tell pretty much everything you need to know about a person from the way they treat um wait staff so true kind of like went into it a little bit more um just how that's like a true tell no of humanity I couldn't agree more like I actually remember I had this friend in college like I literally saw

her do like the most disrespectful thing and like I actually didn't talk to her after that. Like, it was just like, we were at the desk at our dorm getting packages and you had to sign for your package. So she took the pen and she didn't say thank you or anything to like the person working behind the desk. And she took the pen and she signed and then like literally threw the pen back in the person's face. Like it was just such a, it was so fucking rude. And it honestly shook me to my core so hard um that I really like never spoke to her again after that it's it's a true telling of like a person's insides wow yeah it really is so but I commend Taylor obviously I don't commend her for being a bitch at first but I commend her for like owning up to it when like she could have let it

slide 100 therefore making it a bigger story with her acknowledging it. Yes. Fifth and final story, a little tech news. Ooh, let me get my AirPods in. Ooh. Major Twitter accounts were hacked in a cryptocurrency scam yesterday. Like the accounts of Joe Biden, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Kanye West, Barack Obama, and more sent out tweets that seemed to be associated with cryptocurrency scam on Wednesday. So I'm not sure if you saw this. Well, so wait, I saw it on Elon Musk's Twitter.

And I'm like, you know what? I didn't even think it was weird. I'm like, not from him. Yeah, no. So I'm like, oh, cool. He's into Bitcoin now. So I guess some hackers hacked these major celebrities, public figures, Twitter accounts, and like were able to get like $ hundred thousand dollars in cryptocurrency oh they stole

from people i i guess so it's really confusing but then also like twitter like was having a hard time getting a handle on it and so they deactivated or made it so that like all verified accounts couldn't tweet yeah they didn't deactivate but they blocked all verified accounts from tweeting which you know we are verified so we were directly impacted by this oh i didn't even check i't even try to tweet, but I just figured that I was directly impacted by all of this. They said, we are aware of a security incident impacting accounts on Twitter. We are investigating and taking steps to fix it. We will update everyone shortly. Many verified accounts were blocked from tweeting for a portion of the day

as Twitter looked into the incident. About three hours later, their support account said that most accounts should be able to tweet again. Quote, as we continue working on a fix, this functionality may come and go. And it was just a tough day for them at Twitter, said Jack Dorsey. I mean, that makes me so sad for the people who thought that they were going to get $2,000 in Bitcoin if they sent Elon Musk $1,000. That was the thing. It's like, send me $1,000 in Bitcoin and I'll send you $2,000 back.

Oh, my God. That makes me so sad. That means that, I mean, if it's 100,000 thousand that means only a hundred people got played which isn't terrible but it's still like those people lost a thousand dollars that's so sad when they were just trying to like make some bitcoin money hopefully they'll be able to send it back send it back or figure it out find the hackers and also i had seen an article that the hack they were able to hack it through like the employee side of Twitter. Huh. So. Interesting.

Might want to tighten that up. Truly. Well, you know, another day, another security breach. That's life here in America. Now, next up, we've got one of my favorite segments about our girl Kelly Ripa. It's a little. Kelly's mindless news. Like the 4th of July.

I also don't think that we should record that sound because singing it brings a pep in my So much joy. Yeah, no, it's good for my mental health to keep singing it. It's like when we sing, I don't want to start singing it because I won't be able to stop, but S on the T. Does it go? Oh. Snitch on the T. Or also.

Grungy angel Dora. Oh, oh my God. Don't even start. We have so many annoying songs. I'm surprised people still listen to the show. But when I listen to S on the T, because we have a button for it, it's the fucking bottom. You break it out. She's like. Snitch on the toast. You can find me in the club. Snitch on the show. But when I listen to S on the T because we have a button for it, it's the fucking button. You break it out. Snitch on the toast.

You can find me in the club. Snitch on the toast. Well, today's episode of Kelly's Mindless, I mean, today's segment of Kelly's Mindless News is brought to you by, honestly, Entertainment Tonight, which is a little disappointing.

Kelly Ripa jokes. She's on an all- On what level of mindlessness is it? So let's say- Well, so there's varying degrees of mindlessness, but then there's types of articles that open us up to a possible conspiracy theory about Kelly Ripa.

This is not. This is just dumb news. Okay, because I just want to say, like, I think we should create a scale. What you shared the other day about the home decor was a 10 out of 10 off the charts mindless conspiracy story. When we get Kelly Ripa is wearing a swimsuit cover up, I'm going to give that a three to four of mindlessness. This is a three to four.

Okay. Kelly Ripa jokes she's on an all-carbohydrate diet in quarantine. That's so original, Kelly. Kelly Ripa's diet has changed amid quarantine. The 49-year-old morning show host appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday alongside Ryan Seacrest and told guest host Sebastian Maniscalco how being cooped up inside has affected what she eats.

I eat solid food. I am not on an all-liquid diet. I'm on an all-carbohydrate diet, Ripa joked. That's what changed during the pandemic. You know what? I actually, what's annoying here is that this is news, but I really actually can relate to that. I have been on a full carbohydrate diet

since the beginning of quarantine because it's like what's easiest to cook and what's most accessible. So I weirdly can relate to Kelly on this one. It's just like no one was writing up the fact that I think I legit said this three months ago. And I also feel like we're, as a society,

we're like evolved a little past like writing up female celebrities diets. You know what I mean? I would hope so. Yeah. It's just like, you remember when we used to be like obsessed with those tabloid magazines

like at the airport and then like the last page would be like, Khloe Kardashian, what I eat in a day. And it's just like, I think they still do that. I think they do too. I just feel like societally, like we may have evolved past the need for those i don't know but i feel like now there's

youtube videos what i eat in a day right and it is kind of interesting and i think for people who eat healthy or who cook interesting things what are you trying to say what are you trying to say no but like it's it could be inspiring i don't think it's all bad but i think harping on a woman's diet is strange. I think Jamila Jamil, that might be her next target. The what I eat in a days? Yeah. But sometimes it's interesting.

You know, I do like to see what people eat in a day. Yeah. All right. That was Kelly's Mindless News. And now we're going to dive into the TV recap segment because we're going to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which was the most glamorous, fabulous, amazing episode. It was stellar. I need to talk about two things quickly before anything else.

Dorit Kemsley's look. Sickening. Gagging. I don't have the words to describe what that look did for me. From the dress to the fudge to the hair. She had little sparkles in her hair too. She literally was the walking embodiment of the True Jackson VP theme song. From her head to her toes, it's all real and you know.

Fresh and cool, that's just what she does. D-O-R-I. What are you spelling d-o-r-i-t-k-e-m-s-l-e-d-y um i i was i had i still have no words my jaw hit the floor watching her walk around all evening like i could not get enough grace it was one of the best elegant Elegant. All of her looks always are top notch. Even her little flip, Brie Van Dam pair, fucking loved it. This was on another level,

astronomical, insane, like never been done before. Never to be repeated. Put in a blender. Throw it up. Give birth to it. Put in a blender.

I, if nothing else happened that episode, like just being in her presence was gratifying. See, before we go to bed every night, we have to get on our knees and pray for PK's business because whatever their lifestyle is, it must be maintained. And we've been led to believe that it might not all be so,

you know, happy and good and lovey. And they might be having some financial problems. And I can't handle that because I need to read to keep serving this level of Luke. No, I completely agree. I agree. We need to pray that it's all kosher over there and I'm not going to see them on an episode of American Greed and her in that newsboy cap.

Exactly. Okay. Second thing I need to talk about, Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner being so philanthropic. Kris Jenner being so philanthropic. Seeing Kris Jenner on a reality show that isn't her own show. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. It's that. And it's also like seeing. A teacher out of school. But also there was something so elevated. And like when she walked into the room,

I'm like, oh my God, Kris Jenner's at this party. But it's like, no, I know Kris Jenner. I watch her on my TV all the time. But like seeing her through the eyes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I'm like, Kris Jenner is, like, a superstar. And she wasn't acting above it. She sat in the front with all the ladies.

She didn't do anything to make her seem like she was above or not down for any of it. But just seeing her on this show and being like, oh, my God, that's Kris Jenner. Like, her daughters are the most famous women in the entire world. She has given birth to not one, but two billion like oh and she gets temper like i it was so weird for me to see her through a different lens yeah no it was she like i almost didn't recognize her i i was starstruck even though we see her on tv once a week and she's always making a fool of herself no i know to

see her like to see the way dorit looks at her, you know, it was just, it was a new sensation. It was fabulous. Also a new, an old sensation was, you know, the ghost of Housewives past. We had Adrienne Maloof, Eileen Davidson. I fucking love her. She looked amazing. Snatched. I loved that Bruna hair.

I just, I love everything about her. And I love the friendship between her, Lisa and Erika Jayne. Like them in the car together is everything. Brandy was there. Camille Grammer was there who allegedly came to like make amends with everyone, even though it appeared as though she had no interest in making amends with anyone yeah you know what so she came like she obviously had her tail between her legs to a point um she was she was willing to eat a little a little bit of Amber Heard's duty but not the whole thing she was willing to eat some shit I feel but when someone comes up to you and says you're an

asshole you know what she's still Camille Grammar. Yes. And she's not going to take that lightly. Agreed. And so I actually appreciated, not necessarily appreciated, I respected the fact that she wasn't just going to let these girls pile on her. Just to get on the show. And really, and negate everything that she said last season. Yeah. And,

and I don't even remember what went down and I definitely wasn't on her side. But if you're going to take a stance like she did, stick with it so I actually I appreciate her apologizing for the things that she was sorry for and not apologizing for the things that she wasn't right um I do love seeing Brandi Glanville back on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I thought it was interesting um why Kyle like explained why she invited her because last we left it they like weren't on good terms but Kyle just said I think like Brandi's really misunderstood and they played that video of her crying that she like doesn't have a perfect husband and perfect family with like her kids

100% of the time and like she struggles with that and I don't know I always I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Brandy Glanville because I've always felt that she was deeply misunderstood yeah I always loved her when she was on the show the friendship between her and Lisa Vanderpump like was the bragest was similar to Bethany and Jill. And I actually I took Brandy's side. I remember I read her books. Yeah, I used I loved her when she was on the show. I think she would still be a great addition to the cast, especially now with the other element, which is an alleged affair with Denise.

Yeah. And also the reason why she went off the show pretty much is because of her fight with Lisa. And then she like hit Lisa in the face. And Lisa just would never forgive her. And she couldn't get back into the group. But now that Lisa's gone, like I actually think Brandy is a quality housewife

and I love seeing her and she's so bubbly and fun. And she also is not afraid to go there. And I do ship her and Denise. I'm not gonna lie. Like when they gave a hug, I'm like, that is a beautiful couple. I know. So it was great to see Brandy.

And I might, I don't know if I necessarily yet walk back what I said about Kyle inviting all the women so she could invite Brandy no it seemed like it was really like she pulled out all the stops for this event yeah like she wanted the most rich people in one room and I just want to say the event was spectacular sometimes with these housewives events it's like clearly it's just a set for filming Orange County Fashion Week but this was a real soiree and I loved what she said when she was like I spent six figures on this event and if I don't raise $200,000 then I'm gonna feel like I should have just donated this money which is how I feel about these big charitable functions all the time. Well between um Kris Jenner and Garcelle she paid $5,000 for

that trip to Mexico they already made $30,000 so I feel like the event was definitely a success. Yes but she's saying she spent over $100 thousand dollars but then they told us later that they raised three hundred thousand so oh I didn't see that so they netted positive but um it was interesting just for I was glad that she said that because I feel like that's how a lot of people feel about galas galas and charity functions I have three things I want to say one I think the most important moment of the episode was when they brought in that real life auctioneer who for true TV stands know that that is the auctioneer from Storage Wars. Okay. Dan and his wife.

I love Storage Wars. I think about Storage Wars all the time. You know, he has gained a little bit of weight. So at first I didn't recognize him, but she said Don Watson. I'm like, that is the guy. I know it. And I Googled it and it was him. Wow.

Second thing is Garcelle's man was just everything of the sort and I love how all the women were like truly take like he had this presence and like when Doreen went to give him a hug like I think she fell in love a little bit and I just love Garcelle and I'm glad that she finally showed up to a group function and the third thing I want to say was the conversation between Aaron and PK was so funny like PK was just trying so hard to get through to Aaron and Aaron wanted apps he was like yeah no I agree yeah okay Thanks bye Aaron is just so stubborn it's Really annoying because other than that

Like other than what's going on between Him and the women which is a lot it's Pretty much the whole storyline right Now but aside from that he seems like a Really great husband partner and I like Them together and I like them together a Lot and so I just and I just feel like He needs to look at PK and be like if PK

Can come back if I'm saying like I love PK right now, if he can come back from where he was. Calling Lisa Rinna schizophrenic. Aaron is fine. But he needs to be like open to just backing down and hearing what someone else has to say. And just apologizing and moving on. Because it is becoming bigger and bigger and bigger. Also, I just, there were so many positives about the episode, but I do have to, you know, highlight one episode,

which was Lisa Rinna's wig. At the party. Yeah, in her white tuxedo. I just, it wasn't the look for me. It wasn't for you? No, it was misshapen and it really looked like a wig, which it was, but. Interesting.

And you know, the Beverly Hills Zoom confessionals aren't terrible. No, they're not. I felt bad for Camille though because she finally like got back on the show and then she had to do a Zoom confessional and just the acoustics in her house like everything that she was saying kind of sounded deranged. Oh also this woman Kimber that came with. Okay.

Everyone knew her. No no no. You don't remember her? No. She anytime Camille has been in the scene since season one like Kimber is right there next to her really when Kyle went to her house I thought at first I thought Kimber was Yolanda oh my god that would be iconic so excited but it was not but no Kimber is just always with Camille oh interesting I literally she's so not memorable to me but I was like how do all these women know her no she's been like go to season one she's there also there was just so

many honestly iconic moments like the reunion of Adrian and Paul Nassif. Like that was beautiful. It was really weird to see, honestly. And when they did flashbacks. And Adrian has a new thotch. Adrian has a new thotch. She looks so different. She looks so different.

And you know, I'm all for plastic surgery, but at some point like you do have to stop. And I think Adrian Maloof reached that point like five years ago. Yeah, but I love Paul Nassif. Me too. And I'm so happy for him. And I think he was so miserable

in his marriage and on the on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that part of the reason why we love him so much is because he has this whole new like zest and appreciation for life a whole new life he has a new he has a new face too he has a new job a new friend new wife like everything it's all coming up roses for Paul Nassif. And I actually do love to see it. It's a real, you know, American dream. Yes.

Paul Nassif. Yes. Kim Richards was in attendance and she looked adorable. You know, she's so sweet. Like I, she too, she's not a great housewife and not really a great television character,

but I do have a spot for her, a little corner for her in my heart. Yes, I agree. She's lovely. And so the auction items looked spectacular. Why weren't people bidding? I think they were.

But, you know, like it's hard to capture like the essence of an auction on TV. Yeah. Well, the party was sickening. Of course, Kyle had her OG party planner, Glenn and Mauricio, like trying to figure out the pool. I love Mauricio. He's also one of my favorite house husbands. Yes. It's just a great my favorite house husbands. Yes. It was just a great episode.

It was a great episode. I love that Kyle did invite so many of the former cast mates because it was really great to see them. And I hate when the episode breaks up in the middle of an event. Like we have to watch next week. That's really annoying. Um, but it was, they brought out all the stops for us. I can't remember the last time we had like that level of glamour, elegance, money, rich,

everything. Yes. So I, I really liked it. So we say thank you. We say thank you. We say thank you to Dory, um, for that look, for that look. Kyle for the party and the fabulous guest list. Yes.

And Kris Jenner for her philanthropic work and just being like the icon that she is. And showing up. That was the philanthropy was showing up to an episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And then just, you know, donating out of the goodness of her heart. Yeah, that was crazy. 25,000. She just like lifted her little stick. 25,000.

Fabulous. I love her so much. Well, that is our TV recap. And if there's not anything else, I think I'm gonna wrap this baby up. Do it. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Morning Toast, the Millennial Morning Show, where we post videos on YouTube Monday through Fridayiday we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so that's spotify itunes stitcher public radio iheart radio cast box

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