The Toast - S3 Ep124: Ummmm It's Friday!: Friday, July 17th, 2020

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

Former Ellen DeGeneres Show Employees Claim They Were Subject to "Toxic Work Environment" (E! News) Tamar Braxton rushed to hospital after 'possible overdose,' family asks for prayers (NY Po...st) Colton Underwood Dating Lucy Hale Keeping Things 'Casual' (TMZ) Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick break-up after 2 years of dating (Page Six) Rob Kardashian is returning to 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' (Page Six) 30 Rock Reunion Recap Real Housewives of New York Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Morning Toast. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Wow, we worked so hard, so long. We made it, you guys. It's Friday. I hope everyone is rejoicing in this sacred, blessed day as much as we are. It freaks me out to think that there's a generation of kids who might not know that song. Well, that's why we're here at The Morning toast we're gonna sing it every week we're trying to recruit younger fans educate the masses but only so that they will know that song it's a beautiful real testament to the beauty that is friday yeah to the beauty that is friday today is a gloomy friday but it actually matches my mood because i'm so excited for this to be done for me to go
Starting point is 00:00:44 home and just read all day and like not feel like should should I do something alfresco? That's not happening. And at the beginning of this week, I thought it was going to be a slow one. I really did. But as far as quarantine weeks go, this is kind of just chugged right along. You know, it's been a fine week, except I came to a major realization about myself, which realizing things about yourself is a really frightening journey to go on yeah um and it's not very often that I realize things about myself like my physical appearance because people like on the internet just point it out and then I'm like oh yeah I do do that like I do talk over my Jackie like I they let me know you know they let me know but I watched our episode from yesterday because I loved it I thought it was yesterday's episode was one of
Starting point is 00:01:23 my favorites that we'd done in a while so I like got home got in bed cuddled up with Theo and we watched it you said to my dog Theo Theo get over here quick reminder that in case you haven't watched my comedy special yet you should that's a perfect activity for this weekend yes okay so I'm laying in bed and I'm watching myself and I'm trying not to do the thing that I like I realize that both when I'm talking and when I'm listening I blink literally so much literally I couldn't I could not get over when I'm listening to you I'm like she's trying to communicate with me I'm doing Morse code that's not Morse code it's not yes it is no Morse code is a tapping no it's like it's like eyebrows and lips I guess if the person doing the morse code like has something in his eye no no Jackie we've spoken about this on the show before morse code is literally this sure but that's it okay okay sure that's it just you guys might want to google
Starting point is 00:02:19 that um so yeah I realize I have a blinking problem I don't know maybe it's like dry eye I need to get that medicine Jennifer Aniston is always shilling on the commercials, but it's just something I realized about myself. And now I'm like so self-conscious. I'm like trying not to blink. I'm like a deer. Something I've realized about myself, which people have called me out for, and I recognize within myself is my new unattractive habit on this show of saying, um, before, during, and after I have something to say and so that's something that I'm working on I don't know where it came from I've never been an ummer I do think that my ums have taken away from some of my likes though I I realize I just do still say like me too
Starting point is 00:02:58 um but but at least um is something you can train yourself out of how can I stop blinking I don't know I feel like I'm doing it so much now like I'm thinking I've never noticed it I'm not gonna lie I literally looked like I was falling asleep on this couch yesterday I'm like I can't believe nobody's pointed it out before because people are so critical of us like I couldn't believe not one person was like does anyone else see Claudia blinking 7,000 times I've never noticed it but maybe I'm just because I'm always looking at myself. Very possible. Very possible.
Starting point is 00:03:27 So I'm going to work on my arms. And I'm not going to work on my blinking because I wouldn't know how to work on it if I could. But I think... You can be like Ramona at New York Fashion Week. Yeah, deer in headlights. I think what I will work on, if we're just talking about working on things, I'm going to work on being like a little less negative. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:43 That's always something good to work on. But I always say that. And, you know, being negative is just who I am. Shouldn't I just embrace it? Yes. And also, I do think a lot of people tune in for the negativity. You know, it's so much easier to be negative. No, not even that.
Starting point is 00:03:58 It's just, we're not unnecessarily negative. No, no, no, no, no. So I do think some stories require a bit of negativity. Yeah. And you know what? It's like, no offense, but like this is a comedy show
Starting point is 00:04:09 and being positive like isn't necessarily funny. Yeah, but I think in certain situations like on your birthday, you know, that's where let's try and be positive.
Starting point is 00:04:17 That was a hard day for me. No, but when we're recapping a story about Amber heard taking a dump. Someone who did something negative, let's be negative. Somebody left
Starting point is 00:04:24 one of the funniest comments on our YouTube being like, I cannot believe this episode wasn't called Amber Turd. No, I know. And that's what we'll call her from here on out. And I have to be honest. But that's like mean. That's, you know what I mean? You know what's mean?
Starting point is 00:04:34 Taking a shit in someone else's bed and expecting someone else to clean it up. So true. That's so true. That's mean. So we have a fabulous show. Of course, we're going to do the Fast Five. And then we're also going to recap some TV that was on last night, which includes The Real Housewives of New York City
Starting point is 00:04:47 and the 30 Rock one-time special that was on NBC last night, which was essentially just like a 60-minute commercial for Peacock and NBC. And I loved every minute of it. I know that I think we differ on how we felt about it. I watched it with Zach, and I think it was the single best piece of virtual content made in quarantine that I've seen yet I agree tech wise I also think it was the best piece of branded content I'd ever seen like yeah it was essentially just a really really really entertaining commercial for 60 minutes and it was for 60 minutes it was 60 minutes oh I thought you said it was a commercial
Starting point is 00:05:21 for 60 sorry for an hour yeah no also it was like the NBC upfront so it was it was a commercial for 60 minutes. Oh sorry for an hour. Yeah no also it was like the NBC upfront so it was it was cool because it was so B2C but also B2B they're talking to their advertisers but it's on prime time. Right. So it really took us behind the scenes this some of the shows look great I couldn't tell what was parody and what was a real show um I'm assuming Law and Order just the paperwork was parody. Was a parody. But is Young Rock a real show? For sure. Cool. So we will get into 30 Rock,
Starting point is 00:05:49 even though we pretty much just did it already, and Real Housewives during our TV recap segment. But before that, I think... You think it's time, really? We have something else to say.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Oh, I got a haircut. I know. I was just going to say, I feel as though you want to talk about the fact that you got a haircut, but you forgot. And this is the first time
Starting point is 00:06:04 in the last five years where I got a haircut and I didn't come home and cry it looks stunning stunning it's beautiful stunning and smart I hadn't been to a salon in forever and it was so I felt so I was a little like nervous about going to a salon um but it was just me and the hairdresser there was only two people in the salon and I wore a mask the whole time and she was like crazy with the Lysol so I felt fine like COVID wise um and then it was just so nice to get like my hair washed and like scratching my scalp that's like my favorite part of a massage is like when they scratch your scalp um and it was good I honestly I had a very positive experience at the salon and then when I left the salon because usually like I get home and I literally like start pulling my hair like I want to cry and just like
Starting point is 00:06:43 shave my head um but no I feel really positive about it I just got like a two inch trim with some layers and I feel refreshed love it I'm gonna get a haircut soon too I'm gonna keep the length but I want to do like a lot of layers sometimes like and we're long-haired galleys but sometimes your hair reaches like this maybe it grows by like a quarter of an inch and it takes you from like boho coachella to like vagrant on the street oh i i look forward to reaching that length but i don't think i don't think i'm there yet but my hair is getting really long yeah it is but it needs now to be bodied but what's so crazy is like when i filmed my special in january my hair was so short i mean it's been a long time since then.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Oh, I guess. Yeah. It feels like literally last week. Yeah. Because. Again, just another great reminder to order my comedy special, Disgraced Queen, available on Apple TV, iTunes, Amazon Prime, so many places you can stream, buy, and rent the comedy special and the comedy album. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:38 You can listen to it. It's like you do podcasts. So fabulous. There's a highlight on my Instagram story. It's called Disgraced Queen. Check it out. All the links are there it's it's beautiful if your boyfriend plays playstation i think you can actually watch my comedy special i'm getting confused between xbox
Starting point is 00:07:53 or playstation but one of them you could buy movies on and you could buy my special on that one got it i don't know which one it is either and i got a bunch of dms and you told me you did too our episode of say yes to the dress is airing like literally right now as we speak and I'm just I'm really looking forward to the nasty dms like that's what gets me through I haven't watched that episode in a while maybe I watched it soon I watched it literally once when it came out and I was so disgusted that I never watched it again I'm sure it's probably cute because we've gotten like really nice yes feedback feedback in the years since it's been so long. It's been, you know, it's been mixed feedback, but it always is. It always is. Okay. I think it's time to get right into it. The fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning
Starting point is 00:08:34 toast. But wait, Jax, it's Friday. And we got to get down on Friday. And what also we have to do is something we've been doing for a few weeks now. We hope you guys have been enjoying it as we are highlighting black owned businesses. And today's business is fabulous. Jam and Rico. Founded by Lizette Scott in 2016, Jam and Rico is a Caribbean inspired fashion jewelry company providing bold, unique and colorful designs. Growing up, Lizette was always influenced by her culture with immigrant grandparents
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Starting point is 00:09:44 If you want to shop Jam and Rico or just learn more about Lisette and the Caribbean. Some of the most beautiful jewelry, so colorful. You guys are going to love it. If you want to shop Jam & Rico or just learn more about Lizette and the brand, visit jamandrico.com. So that's J-A-M-A-N-D-R-I-C-O. Or you can find them on Instagram, spelled the same at Jam & Rico. Check it out. Really beautiful jewelry, beautiful colors. You guys are going to love it. Check it out. Love it. Okay. Let's get into our first story. There's some good stories today. Okay. Former Ellen DeGeneres show employees claim they were subject to a toxic work environment. One current and 10 former employees of the Ellen DeGeneres show have come forward anonymously
Starting point is 00:10:18 with claims regarding a toxic work environment on set. The individuals who spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retribution told BuzzFeed News in a piece published Thursday that Ellen DeGeneres' eponymous, eponymous, eponymous, Ellen DeGeneres' TV show, her, yeah, the show that bears her name, isn't the cheery, benevolent program viewers see at home. Instead, employees said they were fired after taking medical leave or bereavement days, faced microaggressions, and were subjected to favoritism by executive producers. No specific claims were made against DeGeneres. However, some told BuzzFeed News they were not to speak to the A-lister if she was in the office. Quote, people focus on rumors about how Ellen is mean and everything like that, but that's not the problem, one former employee
Starting point is 00:11:03 claimed. Quote, the issue is these three executive producers running the show who are in charge of all these people and who make the culture and are putting out this feeling of bullying and being mean. They feel that everybody who works at the Ellen show is so lucky to work there. Quote, so if you have a problem, you should leave because we'll hire someone else
Starting point is 00:11:20 because everybody wants to work here. Not me. Executive producers Ed Glavin, Mary Connolly, and Andy Lassner told E! News that they are taking the claims about themselves. They are the three executive producers in question. They're taking the claims. We're taking the self claims. Yeah, they're taking the claims about themselves very seriously.
Starting point is 00:11:38 They added in a statement, we are truly heartbroken and sorry to learn that even one person in our production family has had a negative experience. It's not who we are. It clearly is. editor's note sounds like it's exactly who you are and not who we strive to be this makes a lot of sense like because there's always been like rumors about Ellen but at the end of the day the Ellen TV show probably has what like 200 people working on it from like tech to producers to writers that like it's the odds that Ellen actually like interacts or um that any many of them would even have experiences directly with Ellen is kind of rare because she is such a big star and we know
Starting point is 00:12:10 that she's likes to keep to herself so it does make sense that like this toxic culture isn't being perpetuated by Ellen she doesn't really work there she like does the show and leaves you know so it seems like you know these three executive producers like they feel cool like they're back in high school and they're like in charge and they want to make everyone. They're like the cool jocks, you know? Yeah. And I think because from what we've heard, Ellen has this like favoritism that she engages in with among her staffers. And I'm sure the three people who are her favorites, the executive producers, do the same thing to the rest of the employees. Yeah. It might be the tone that Ellen sets, but she's's not the one I don't think she has the time I don't
Starting point is 00:12:49 think she hangs around I think she does her show for the hour she probably meets with the producers they tell her what show she's going to do but the people who actually make the show happen are the ones who work with the executive producers and not directly with Ellen yeah I mean it makes sense because Ellen's doing her show from home right yeah? Yeah. And Andy's like on the show, ha ha ha, like standing outside her house in the backyard. Is he? Being like a comedian. I don't know. I don't watch Ellen, but I've seen videos.
Starting point is 00:13:12 He like stands outside. It's like supposed to be a funny shtick, but I guess that was the best the writers could come up with. So yeah, I mean, we've been speaking about this for a while. There have been so many like rumors and just people sharing their experiences of either working for Ellen with Ellen on The Ellen Show. And it's just always been like a negative experience in the sense that it's just not like a warm, welcoming, fun environment when it's really like a comedy show.
Starting point is 00:13:33 And it's also like a humanitarian show. Like she gives away so much money. She does so much good work. It seems so strange that like what's going on behind the walls of Ellen would literally be the polar opposite of what her brand is. It makes no fucking sense. It's the antithesis of what we see on the show. ends every show and she says be kind to one another and it's like bitch look at the fucking mirror she goes backstage and and this toxic work environment
Starting point is 00:13:54 is churning its wheels it's like the irony is like so poetic you know it really is I think this combined with all of the other rumors about Ellen throughout quarantine um I think they need to do a complete revamp like of the back end of this show I don't know I feel like you know what Ellen every time Ellen renews for a season people are like oh we thought she was like on I feel like the end of Ellen is upon us like if she was young and like had so many years ahead of her working on Ellen I think it would be worth it to but I feel like she's over it and every time she does it it's like a shock that she renews for another season it's her choice it's not like the network her ratings are great I feel like
Starting point is 00:14:33 this is a terrible way to go out after like such an accomplished career and she needs to find a way to like ease over all like the press and just like go out gracefully oh I disagree I don't think I think she should keep doing her show I think her show is great it clearly gets good numbers people whether what she does in her own personal life it's her business um she should be nice to people but she's not but I think the show does a lot of good and brings people a lot of joy I I think they need to change the work environment that surrounds it and the executive producers who perpetuate it. Has Ellen even acknowledged, because she's still doing a show, right? So it's like a lot of these late night hosts are coming under fire recently and they're all going on vacation. So like you don't really get to hear from them. But Ellen
Starting point is 00:15:19 has been, there's been during quarantine, like multiple reports about her and she's still doing the show and she doesn't even acknowledge it which is so weird. Yeah but hopefully she'll make some changes whether she acknowledges or not hopefully she makes some changes behind the scenes because no one should have to work in an environment like this and what a shitty feeling to feel like oh you're so replaceable. It's literally devil wears Prada. A million girls would kill for this job therefore I can treat you like shit. Yeah no it's terrible and I feel like if you're a writer or you're into comedy like working
Starting point is 00:15:43 for or with Ellen is probably like a goal and then you get there and it's just like so shitty. It's like. And I feel like if you're a writer or you're into comedy, like working for or with Ellen is probably like a goal. And then you get there and it's just like so shitty. It's like a high school. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, that does suck. Crazy. Well, best of luck to those executive producers. I feel as though time might be up.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Okay, next story is extremely sad. Tamar Braxton has been rushed to the hospital after a possible overdose. Her family is asking for prayers. Tamar Braxton is reportedly recovering in the hospital after being found unresponsive on Wednesday. Braxton is being monitored around the clock as sources believe she made an attempt to take her own life, NME reports. She is currently in stable condition. The singer and reality TV star had been staying at the Ritz-Carlton Residences in downtown L.A. with her partner, David Adefiso, according to The Blast. When he found her unconscious, he called 911,
Starting point is 00:16:32 and reports suggest that Braxton has been drinking and appeared to have consumed an unknown number of prescription pills. Oh, man. LAPD confirmed to the outlet that a call had been made around 9.45 p.m. Wednesday in regards to a quote possible overdose by a woman matching braxton's description well when i heard the story this morning um it didn't say that she was stable so i'm glad that she is and this is just a terrible story and just it feels like a pile on like in a lot of senses like all these terrible stories coming out
Starting point is 00:17:00 um and i really hope that she is okay and when she recovers she gets the help that she needs yeah because they're like they're like so steamy they're so sister sister sister so it's like the family just must be like freaking out like so sad so I really hope that you know she can come to a full recovery me too a spokesperson for the Braxton family released the following statement quote Tamar has had a very tough and emotional day more information will be coming in the next few days please pray for her yeah and I think that's what we should all be doing is sending our prayers thoughts love and just holding out hope for her sorry agreed yeah no this is a terrible story and I just I can only imagine like what her sisters are like freaking out about and I just I can only imagine like what her sisters are like freaking out about
Starting point is 00:17:45 and I just we're praying for her and I'm glad that she's in stable condition and I am looking forward to her healing process hopefully yes definitely okay next story um switching gears into a little random celeb couple question mark news I don't know if you've heard this one yet. Let me hear it. Because I heard it just this morning. Colton Underwood is dating Lucy Hale, keeping things casual. Look at this photo. I have so many things to say, but here's the tea from TMZ. Stop, Lucy! From TMZ. Colton Underwood has a new woman in his life, and it's Lucy Hale. Our sources tell us the Pretty Little Liars actress reached out to Colton soon after his split from ex-girlfriend Cassie Randolph and the two have been
Starting point is 00:18:28 seeing each other a lot. The ex-bachelor went on a hike with Lucy Wednesday at Paseo Miramar Trail in Los Angeles' scenic Pacific Palisades neighborhood. Sounds beautiful. And as you can see, Colton and Lucy were pretty sweaty, close, and without masks. What? Well, I think that goes to say that like they've been together without masks because you're only like maskless with your quarantine they're outside
Starting point is 00:18:51 you're maskless with your with your quarantine okay i don't want to get into that i need to talk i did not hear about this i'm not here to talk about masks i did not hear about this our sources say that colton and lucy have gone on a few of these casual hike dates over the last few weeks so it seems their relationship has legs lucy's had her eye on Colton for years too back in 2018 she said he would make a bachelor a good bachelor because he's quote wholesome a good guy and beautiful to watch okay I think we all said that back in 2018 yeah things have changed we're not rumored to be dating um no the thing is it's like usually I'm. There it is. Call it out. Call it out.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Oh, the um. And you were about to speak. So it was like a fruitless um. I usually am a real champion of celebrity relationships with someone from The Bachelor. I feel like it elevates the whole franchise. Like I really, like I was here for Tyler, C and Gigi. Not at first, but at last. I love Sarah Hyland.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Like I really usually can get on board, but I really don't like this. And mostly due, in fact, to the, due in part to the fact that, like, I just, I dislike Colton. And I have a special ability to, like, see him for what he really is. Okay. I'm just going to remind you of a few things. Like, we spoke to Colton at the CMA Red Carpet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:58 And he was extremely nice. Yeah, no, by the way. Oh, sorry. Let me rephrase. I don't dislike him as a person. I thought he was lovely. I just think he's, like, a little thirsty. Okay. So am I. I don't know. I can see that. Here's, here's the thing. One, I do think it's a little soon, considering when he released his statement with Cassie, for him to, like, already be in a new relationship. The, the thing here,
Starting point is 00:20:18 though, for me is that I am obsessed with Lucy Hale. Me too. Like, she, I love everything she does. Did you see the video she posted recently because her show got canceled? So sad. It was such a sad video talking about how like Katie Keene got canceled and just like this industry just continues to break her heart. These shows that she loves. She has been in like three failed series. Yeah, she did the one.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Life Sentence. Life Sentence, yes. And then I Will Never Forget About Privilege, which was a show that just meant so much to me. So much. Justice for Privileged. And so I just absolutely love her. So if she, she's one of these people who it's like,
Starting point is 00:20:55 whatever she chooses to do with her life, like I show up and I stand and I salute. I feel that. I'm trying to now trace back on like why I dislike this. And I really, I'm trying to figure it out. And I think part of me just dislikes, like Colton is obviously like thirsty for fame like that's not and so am I like I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing but I think what bothers me about him is that he he gets where like all this press and like all this I don't know like these moments like
Starting point is 00:21:19 off the backs of women like it first was Ali Raisman then it was Cassie and like now it's Lucy Hill it's like do something else that's a really great point because you know what now that I think about it yes he has his foundation but like his foundation didn't make him famous Ali Raisman did like he was a he was a nobody football player and I think when they dated like he actually got dropped or whatever like it was he had a very short-lived NFL career and it's just like I don't know every time I hear about him he's like he's like not I mean riding not like riding I mean like he's riding another women woman like to Hollywood like yeah he's like, no, I mean, riding, not like riding. I mean, like he's riding another women, woman like to Hollywood. Like, yeah, that's what bothers me.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I just figured it out. You know, it's helpful when you sit and think about things before you say them. I should try it more often. I think that's a very fair point. What also bothers me about this story is this photo, which makes it clear that the paparazzi were called. And then the level of detail in this article um where it says that lucy's like reached out to him makes it clear that colton underwood called tmz himself set up the photograph and then
Starting point is 00:22:11 gave some tea yep and i that bothers me even though i know that happens with celebrities i need a little more subtlety in order to just go with it no yet being a part of pop culture requires a suspense of disbelief. Like we know certain things are going on behind the scenes. But we're going to pretend we'll all go along. Like this is real. Ha ha ha. We know that every time a celebrity gets paparazzi'd.
Starting point is 00:22:34 They called them. Most of the time. Most of the time. But I still like to think that sometimes it's like the one time. Running to Starbucks. You know. When they really were just like spotted. Totally I can I can suspend you know and I could go along and pretend for as much as possible but this is so obvious and I don't know there's just something about it that bothers
Starting point is 00:22:56 me and I just wish Colt like even with his book like he sold the book really being like you want to hear what happened in the fantasy suite again like trying to exploit Cassie and then and then people buy the book and the chapter on the fantasy suite is blank and it says that's none of your business so it's just like I feel like he keeps I don't know there's something about it that just doesn't feel right like so much of his career is just like off the backs of women I hear hear that. And I just want to say, sometimes I get this gut feeling about a new couple, you know, where I'm like, this is it. It's the end all be all.
Starting point is 00:23:30 This is not it. I can tell you right now. This might be the last we actually ever hear of it. Yeah, I think it might be that. I do not think that this is a love match. You know, I could see something happening where it's like Lucy Hale is very famous. She doesn't need to be like calling the paparazzi on herself um especially like on a hike where she's like not really doing anything
Starting point is 00:23:49 um and I feel like she might be put off by like Colton's obviously like heavy-handedness in this situation like he did this behind her back I could see that being a situation and even if you look at the body language in this photo so we'll post it on our Instagram Colton's obviously like smiling like coy looking directly at the camera and Lucy like looks like she's about to start power walking away yeah no and she's totally wearing sunglasses like not interested if a body language expert were to read this photo they would agree with what i just said that like this might be the end of it just because he called the paparazzi and he's literally posing for the photo yeah and i don't know if i was in a new real relationship celebrity or non-celebrity and my partner called the paparazzi like date.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Let's say it's date two, date three. It's a little soon for me. And on a hike, like give a girl some notice. No, a hike is such an unflattering moment. Let's go somewhere fabulous. Yeah. Interesting. I had not heard about this, but again, very interesting. Very interesting. Very, as I would say, interessant. However, whatever Lucy chooses to do. We support.
Starting point is 00:24:49 We support. Yeah. Next story, some more unhappy couple news. Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick break up after two years of dating. Yes. Oh my God, I didn't hear that either. It's over for Danica Patrick and Aaron Rodgers. They're, quote, no longer together, a rep for Patrick told Page Six on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Rumblings of a split emerged first on Wednesday when Swipe Sports reported the former NASCAR driver had unfollowed the Packers quarterback on Instagram. Patrick was also said to be a no-show at a recent charity golf event that Rodgers participated in. As of Thursday, he still follows her on Instagram. That's not like full-blown proof, but definitely something's up. Let's say that they are broken up. That's not like full-blown proof, but definitely something's up.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Let's say that they are broken up. That makes me really sad. No, a rep for her confirmed to Page Six that they are no longer together. Oh, okay. I'm like kind of sad about this. I actually really liked them. And when him and Olivia Munn, what? Remember?
Starting point is 00:25:39 You probably don't remember this. No, of course not. But remember when, I think it was, I don't even know if it was during Olivia Munn times or Danica Patrick, because it was like probably three years ago maybe even on the breath where they went to a restaurant yes of course they called the chive yes and we said it sounded fabulous and we wanted to move and go to the chive with Peter Krause um so I actually really liked this couple because when he broke up with Olivia Munn I was like by the way the chive when we were reporting on it sorry it was like their first outing.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah. So we were like, we reported on it because we were so upset about him and Olivia Munn breaking up. And then we just got all sidetracked with the concept of this chive sounds like a fabulous restaurant. It still does, by the way. We should still go. So back to what I've been trying to say three times now.
Starting point is 00:26:18 When him and Olivia Munn broke up, I was really devastated because I felt like the braggist in their family had a lot to do with Aaron. And that was during the time when Jordan and Jojo and I just like hated that Aaron and Olivia broke up because it made it look like Jordan and Jojo like somehow won do you know what I mean yeah and then he started dating this Danica girl who I'd never heard of but I was like living for it you haven't go daddy commercials no I don't know what she's on the go daddy commercial she's a NASCAR driver no I know I know that now but she she's on. She's on the GoDaddy commercial. She's a NASCAR driver. No, I know. I know that now. But she's on commercials all the time. When they started dating, I didn't know her. Did you? Yes. Liar. Yes. Liar. No, I totally did. Whatever. All I'm saying was that like this, this rebound,
Starting point is 00:26:54 like ended up being like a really good, nice, strong relationship. Like every time I heard about them, I'm like, oh, they're still together. I love that. And now like, I'm like, oh, they're still together. And you're saying no. So I'm sad. I'm sad, too. I really am. It's really hard not to talk about them and not talk about JoJo and Jordan. What do you mean? It's impossible. It's impossible.
Starting point is 00:27:14 And with every breakup, I'm like, maybe he'll call his family. Well, so now I'm like, you know, maybe he'll be really lonely and lonely enough, desperate enough to get in contact with his family. Yeah. He's apparently dating Shailene Woodley, our source apparently dating Shailene Woodley, our sources say. Where is that? I saw it on Nesson. We saw it on Nesson. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:27:29 That's interesting. Okay. I'm here for it. I actually really like Shailene Woodley. Me too. She's different. I heard she gave up all of her earthly possessions and she lives on a farm and doesn't have a cell phone.
Starting point is 00:27:39 So I don't know if she would be going to football games in Wisconsin, but a girl can dream. Opposites attract. Opposites attract. Opposites attract. That's why you and I are such best friends. See, look, she won't touch me. Okay. I hope that that's true about Aaron and Shailene. I hope Danica finds love as well.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Sad to see these two break up. But again, I didn't get that warm, fuzzy, this is it feeling in my stomach. I didn't. You know what? I did not get it. I got the feeling of this is good. Yeah. But not this is it. Who do you i didn't you know what i did not get it i got the feeling of this is good yeah but not this is it who do you have the warm fuzzy feeling for about this is it like um i feel like we're always well we were talking about um billy lord and her like nobody
Starting point is 00:28:16 boyfriend yeah yeah but also like david foster katherine mcphee yeah um we were talking about machine gun kelly megan fox yes we were talking about vinnie and Kelly, Megan Fox. Yes. We were talking about. Vinny and Francesca Farroco. I don't get that warm fuzzy feeling. No, me neither. But I get like a tawdry love affair. Yes. And then also Lily James and one of the Chris's.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I don't think I got that feeling. No, I didn't either. It's too soon. Yeah. Okay. Fifth and final story. A little exciting Rob Kardashian news because he is. No, no.
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Starting point is 00:29:03 So you get five episodes. Some of them are video. Some of them are audio episodes like regular podcasts. For the podcast, we'll do like topical. So we did a whole episode this week on conspiracy theories. We did a whole episode on like what plastic surgery, beauty, cosmetic procedures we've had done. We've done a whole episode on Judaism. Really topical stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:23 And then our vlogs are more behind the scenes, more family stuff. With all the scenes with Ben, we're doing a chili cook-off. I think next month we're trying to figure out the logistics of the chili cook-off. So yeah, it's $7.99 a month. It's a great way to support the show and then also get five extra episodes. And they're behind a paywall. So I think we both feel a little bit more comfortable like opening up because it's just a little bit more protected.
Starting point is 00:29:43 And our episode with Enty is actually behind the paywall so when you when you sign up for Patreon again it's $7.99 you get access to like all the old episodes let me share with you some episodes that we've done we just did conspiracy theories we did two episodes about Real Housewives tagline history and we just talk about Real Housewives in depth and all the moments that happened on that show before we started doing our show we do general Q&A's where if you're in the toast after dark which you should subscribe membership is up to date so join toast after dark if you're a patron and you've been waiting to get in join now because we are doing membership we did an episode about our favorite things in every category what we're loving streaming watching eating drinking we did an episode that's gni in
Starting point is 00:30:24 the queue i had claudia margo over to my house that was pizza we got drunk it's fucking hilarious it's a vlog we did a zoom get ready with us one morning where we each got ready together on zoom we did a zoom like happy hour with all the sisters that was like a crowd favorite yes we did that as well we did a faux interview where a girl with no job gets a job people love that that was so man I forgot about that one that one was so funny Jackie sat down and like asked me all the classic job interview questions and um I don't know I never really had a job before it was so funny we did but each of us did a vlog of our day in the life in quarantine what we were doing in a day that was
Starting point is 00:31:00 fun we have cooking videos shows with Olivia and Ben and Margo we do interviews with our husbands I have my house tour up there it took me nine months but my house tour is up there too and so is Olivia's so yeah if you if you buy a subscription now you get access to like over 200 episodes so it's really a fabulous deal yes oh my god we did two episodes wow I forgot about this where we debriefed all of the toast All of the guests that have ever come on the show. We went through all of our episodes. And we talked about every guest and our experience. Having them on the show and what we thought.
Starting point is 00:31:30 A little behind the scenes. And any tea that they might have spilled. I did an anniversary episode with Zach. We do a lot of DJ tea. Recaps. I mean, there's Toast Radio. Which is one of our most controversial segments. It's a controversial series in the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:31:43 It's one of my favorites because it was my idea. It's basically like Jackie and I being radio hosts where it's like we talk about music and then we play a song, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Some people don't like it. Also, you also get access to I think one of the most well-received videos we've ever done, which was our Drunk Get Ready With Us. Oh, when we went to the
Starting point is 00:32:00 The Squeeze concert. The Squeeze concert. And we got drunk and we did our makeup for the concert and it was in the vein of Kylie and Khloe's video. And we got drunk. And we did our makeup for the concert. And it was in the vein of Kylie and Khloe's video. It was so funny. And I think ours was better.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I think it was too for sure. So head over to patreon.com slash morning toast. If you want some premium content. And or you just want to support this show. Fifth and final story. Rob Kardashian returning to Kardashians. He's returning to Kardashians. Rob stepped away from his famous family's e-reality TV series a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:32:23 As he struggled with weight gain and depression. But is ready to come back in a more full-time capacity. Khloe revealed on Sirius XM's The Morning Mashup, quote, my brother's coming back around. He's feeling more confident and comfortable. I think he just, you know, started a whole new season. The usually reclusive Rob made a cameo on an episode earlier this year to celebrate daughter Dream's birthday. But I guess according to Khloe Chloe we'll be getting more Rob wow that's exciting I mean I kind of expected Rob to never come back I wasn't like waiting patiently for him like I really understood that the show was toxic for him and he was in a bad place and I I totally like understood and respected that and I never expected him to come back but this was just kind of like sprung on me and I'm so excited yeah I'm
Starting point is 00:33:04 really excited I'm and mostly I'm glad excited. Yeah, I'm really excited. And mostly I'm glad to hear that he's doing well enough to feel like he wants to come back to the show. You know, it's one thing to like struggle with depression and have to go back to work. But it's another thing to struggle with depression and have to go back to work when your work is like such a public platform and you're clearly like have struggled with your weight. And I could see how it's like
Starting point is 00:33:25 this perfect storm of just like toxicity and I really never thought he was going to return and I love watching old episodes with him and I love him he's one of my favorites and we are running out of Kardashians because like Kylie's never on, Kourtney quit, Kendall like barely comes on. It's really just Khloe, Kim and Kris putting the entire show on their back so we logistically like we need more cast members. We do need more cast members. So this is good for the show. It's good for Rob and it's good for the content. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I think that means he'll be getting a check, which is just good for Dream. I think he's been getting paid. But I think that family deal, the 100 million, I think that they cut him in two. You know what's so interesting is that like we're still in that 100 million. Do you remember years ago?
Starting point is 00:34:02 I remember it was on the cover of the New York Post when they got their, after like 10 or so seasons, they renegotiated their deal with E for another 10 season and it was $100 million for the family. And now like given like how far they've come, like it doesn't seem like enough.
Starting point is 00:34:16 No, it doesn't seem like enough. Because when you split it, and does that mean Chris gets part of the $100 million and then 10% of everyone else's? No, I think she gets 10% of the 100 million. Right. So I feel like they definitely split it equally
Starting point is 00:34:27 because they are that type of family and it would create so much weirdness and hierarchy if it was divvied up in equally. And the way that Kim and Khloe talk on the show about everyone contributing, they're talking as if they're all getting paid equally because if they were getting paid more, they wouldn't say the things that they were saying
Starting point is 00:34:43 because that's fair. Right. But Kim keeps saying like it needs to be wouldn't say the things that they were saying, because that's fair. Right. But Kim keeps saying, like, it needs to be fair. But I think that's because it's split equally. Except I don't think that Kylie gets paid from the show, because I don't think she needs the money. Because she's actually not on it. Like, Kendall is on it.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Yes, she's not on it. She doesn't want to be on it. She doesn't need the money. But I do think Rob gets a cut. Yeah. And also, like, Kris Jenner took Arthur George. And while Rob has been kind of on hiatus she's churning out that content she's always posting about it on her Instagram
Starting point is 00:35:10 they have a thriving Instagram they sell them at Neiman Marcus um so that must be like maybe like a couple million dollars a year for Rob maybe less I think less I don't know Kris Jenner she's everything of the sort she really is and just seeing her on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night two nights ago, confirmed that. Well, that is a great recap into segue into our TV recap segment. It was almost a great segue.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Sorry. Fuck. And also this serves as a reminder that next week on Monday, we're going to recap our toast movie of the week, which is Remember the Titans. So make sure to check it out. We'll be recapping it on Monday. We hope you guys participate with us,
Starting point is 00:35:44 but let's talk about what we watched last night. First up, the 30 Rock one-time special reunion on NBC. I didn't realize. I thought they were just like getting together like for fun. It was clearly this really brilliant marketing tactic to not only show the new slate of content coming in for NBC. And NBC owns Bravo, E! Sci--fi USA so it's not just like channel 4 yeah it's all of NBC so to highlight all the new shows they have coming and then also
Starting point is 00:36:11 to promote Peacock which um is out right yes it's totally launched like yesterday Olivia called me she was like you have to download Peacock I'm like really she said it's totally free she was not lying like if you have cable you just log in with your cable I know you don't have cable you can use mine. And she's like, they have literally every season of like random Bravo shows. They have the Rachel Zoe project. Oh my God. So yeah, it's, I'm definitely going to download it.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Also it's free. So I don't know why I wouldn't. Yeah, it's free. And there's so much content. And I thought they've smashed. Did you ever watch it? No, she texted me last night asking me if I used to watch Smash. She texted me too.
Starting point is 00:36:43 And I'm like, no, that was Margo. like she literally couldn't remember which sister watched smash that is so funny I could she didn't respond so I I didn't remember that she texted me and I didn't know why she asked me that right but now I understand why Peacock's just taking over her life taking over her life yes so I thought the 30 rock special was a great entree into Peock kevin uh no what's his name tracy morgan no kenneth kenneth page oh my god that was so head of the network it was just perfection the fact that they have a show about nbc the network it just made perfect sense well by the end the fact that 30 rock let's just take it back the fact that 30 rock aired on nbc and it was a show about NBC about a show like 30 Rock the building in which they were and TGS was essentially the show oh I never thought of that yeah um genius like that whole
Starting point is 00:37:33 thing was genius and the show was really so brilliant we talk about it here all the time like I've just it was just a fabulous show and they won so many Emmys and they kind of you know went out a little bit disgracefully like they cut the last season in half nobody was watching it there was like five years in a row where they won every single Emmy and then like it was over yeah but I was thrilled to be hearing that they would be doing a reunion because like by the way I don't even like Liz Lemon I think she's so annoying but I watch the show for one reason and one reason only and that's Tracy Morgan and as I was watching last night I came to the realization like when people ask me like who's your favorite comedian I always say Joan Rivers and I think now
Starting point is 00:38:07 I need to say Joan Rivers and Tracy Morgan yeah he's incredible I also love Jack Donaghy and I love Jenna there's something about I absolutely love Jenna when she was singing the Universal song first of all it was an amazing song yeah they did it so well every zoom thing that we see is not only bad quality it's awkward the stories suck everything about this was so well every zoom thing that we see is not only bad quality it's awkward the stories suck everything about this was so well done it was so of the moment it was the best virtual content that's been made in the last six months and everyone's been trying Khloe Kardashian's cameo was so funny I loved that they had all of these different stars from the NBC family. It was so. Andrew Cohen.
Starting point is 00:38:47 When she said that. When Chrisley said he was cousins with Kenneth. Todd Chrisley was like, see you later, cousin. That was so funny. It's so funny. When Liz Lemon was like, I saw you on a show with Andrew Cohen. I was like, who the fuck is that? No, totally.
Starting point is 00:39:03 It was just, it was so good. The references, the cameos, everything about it was so well done. Even the storyline was really good and a perfect way to set up Peacock. I was so impressed. And I'd spoken to you and you said that the second half I wasn't going to like. No, I said that I just like, I was so in awe in the beginning between everyone coming and then like the quality was so good. And then like the commercially vibe just took over. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:23 But you know what? I liked the commercially vibe. I was watching with Zach But you know what? I liked the commercially vibe. I was watching with Zach and we were both like, this is so good. We were so impressed all along the way. I thought it was the perfect way to introduce Peacock. A great 30 Rock reunion, which by the way, reunions happen all the time and they suck. So not only was it a great reunion, but they also like got some business done.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, it was effective. It was effective business and consumerism. Business. And consumerism. And I think. It's the type of vertical integration. That Jock Donaghy. Would be so proud of. So true. That was a great little reference.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Great way to tie it up in a bow. And then we finished. The Berkshires last night. In Real Housewives of New York. And it was actually a good episode. We're two for two this week. With Housewives. Let's take it back to.
Starting point is 00:40:02 The night where we left off. Where. Everyone is really drunk. And I think that, I forget, because we haven't seen Luann drunk in a few seasons, that like, she was,
Starting point is 00:40:14 they used to joke that she had a wooden leg. Like, she really could hold her own. So I think part of me didn't realize how fucked up she was when she was packing and hysterically sobbing. And I had never seen her cry before. When the, that dinner where they are just nuts, if you were to listen to it without looking at it,
Starting point is 00:40:31 they sound like children who are having tantrums. There's something so strange about this season and the alcohol because usually in any season we get like one crazy night you know where everyone just had a little too much to drink and things get off the handle and then all the fights for the rest of the season ensue from that night but this is so commonplace for the Real Housewives of New York at this point that the next day they're not even fighting about the awful awful things that were said well so regardless of whose side you were on with the Luann and Sonia debacle which I actually have thought about a lot okay let's get into it see I keep going back and forth because part of me is like yeah Luann what are you doing pay pay Sonia but part of me knows what it's like to run
Starting point is 00:41:16 a tour and I have a zero expense tour because it's literally just me on stage I have been to Luann's show multiple times she has a full band a full set full decor like it is expensive to not only travel with the production but also have it set up at's show multiple times. She has a full band, a full set, full decor. Like it is expensive to not only travel with the production, but also have it set up at every show. So like, I definitely think it looks like she's making more money than she is. And it's really, her tour is very successful. And part of me is like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:41:36 I think in a lot of ways, she said it kind of rudely. Not that she's doing Sonia a favor by having her come on the tour, but it's like what Luann has built is really, really impressive. And all of these women have been trying for so long to like, none of them really have jobs outside of housewives. And they've all been trying like with their weird merch or like they've been trying to like do something. And Luann really did it.
Starting point is 00:41:54 And I think in a lot of ways, her giving Sonia the opportunity to come on the tour is a big, it's a big opportunity for Sonia. Like if it was popular enough, Sonia could go on her own tour. Like it is the stepping stone. So I think getting so caught up in the money where it's like Luann's like you're not even valuing the fact that I'm letting you come on my tour like yes Sonia is fabulous and she would do amazing but Luann's tour is successful on its own without Sonia so I kind of understood why she's like please first of all don't get involved the other women it's like annoying and it's like no one's even acknowledging the opportunity like the gift that Luann is giving Sonia I hear what you're saying um I think Ramona actually said it best when she said that Sonia is like the butt of the joke on this show on the tour
Starting point is 00:42:31 and she's not even paying her yeah and I agree you know it is a platform it is an opportunity but Sonia also brings eyeballs people love Sonia and it becomes more of a Real Housewives fan thing versus just like an actual cabaret show. Yeah. Also, if you were doing the Dirty Jeans store and you were bringing me out on certain shows and embarrassing me and I was, and I was just part of the joke and I was a part of the shtick for you, I would demand to be paid and you would pay me. Yes, of course. No, but see, I feel like it's, if we're selling a show, Jackie and Claudia, then we split it. Of course. But no, say it's Dirty Jeans. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:06 And there's a few shows where, like, I'm coming, we're doing, like, a bit together. Actually, I don't know. But you're my sister, so I wouldn't. I know. But, like, I wouldn't pay you. But I wouldn't pay you $250. I would pay you, like, four figures. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:17 And that's what the girls are saying. They're saying that. And I'm sure Luann brags about how much money she's making from the tour. And then you see what Sonya's making. She'd be better off not paying Sonya at all and just arguing that it's about the experience and the exposure for her versus valuing her at 250 dollars that's very true but you know the conversation becomes irrelevant when Dorinda gets up in an attempt to somehow defend Sonia who she thinks she needs to protect and just becomes evil and I was surprised when Luann woke up the next
Starting point is 00:43:44 morning and wasn't still upset because exactly what Dorinda said to make Luann cry is exactly what she said in Mexico two years ago that literally caused a break in their friendship for over a year. At least I don't have a mugshot. She brought up the mugshot again and that like totally devastated Luann
Starting point is 00:43:57 when she said it the first time. So this is where I was at last night. In the argument between Luann and Sonia, I had Sonia, I agreed with Sonia and I think that Luann should respect her and pay her more the way that Dorinda treated Luann in an argument that had nothing to do with her in Dorinda's own home making her feel unwelcome saying horrible things about her made me take Luann's side yeah when she left I was like I would leave too I'm like get in the car you're never gonna leave if you don't get in the fucking car no I thought for sure you can't
Starting point is 00:44:22 stay there they were being so rude to her and Dorinda is be is supposed to be a host you can't just go off on your guests like that especially when this has nothing to do with you i thought sonia was i mean she was so so drunk and by the way does she own another sweater she's wearing the same sweater in the car at dinner all night woke up in it yeah she obviously wore it that night slept in it just kept going um and i thought that Ramona was doing a good job of having Sonia's back so it was not for Dorinda to step in and make her guests feel uncomfortable Ramona's a perfect example of like okay you want to take up for Sonia sure you don't have to insult Luann actually I was really shocked Ramona was like really she was drinking but she was not
Starting point is 00:44:59 visibly drunk at any point and she was really being weirdly the voice of reason I agree and she continues to be I feel like she had some sort of the voice of reason I agree and she continues to be I feel like she had some sort of moment last year after last season where she decided she's going to be above the fray now like she doesn't want to get involved and that's why I think next week when we see all the girls like gyrating at her birthday party with her fancy friends like Ramona has now decided she doesn't care about what she's done in the past she is now above a certain line and she won't go below it interesting also Ramona really was the voice of reason because she had Sonia's back and in the argument where I do
Starting point is 00:45:30 think Sonia was justified justified but then when Luann was upset she went out and she went out with Leah and Luann and she was there for Luann Ramona was on the right side of history I think she really was there for both of her friends at that time I agree there's something else I want to talk about because we posted on our Instagram this cameo yes of Elise and Leah who are obviously like I guess hanging out quarantining together I don't know um interesting factoid but after this week's episode I'm like oh they obviously develop a friendship because they were like making out and they're obviously like becoming friends yes which is cute I love when people become friends off the show and spending time together even though they're not being filmed but Elise made a cameo as you do wishing someone a happy birthday um started out weird
Starting point is 00:46:08 like just started out awkward and then Leah comes in they talk about Ramona and then Leah said that the reason that Ramona can't keep a man is because she shits the bed every time she has sex which um actually really did not like that was kind of like way below the, which is exactly what everyone's been saying about Dorinda. Like, so you can't, you can't complain about what Dorinda does. And then like you literally are doing the same exact thing. Yeah. Well, it's interesting because Dorinda called Leah like a mini Dorinda on the episode last night. What an insult.
Starting point is 00:46:36 What an insult. I do not think that's true. But that cameo, I didn't live for it. I saw a lot of comments like, oh my God, living Leah's the queen. I thought it was really fucking rude it rubbed me the wrong way unnecessary and gross and what I need to see what Ramona did to Leah to to make that okay they have been beefing hardcore on social media thing about hurricane Leah and about Ramona and then like Avery was like posting videos of Leah like being
Starting point is 00:47:03 drunken and talking to me like oh mom I can't believe you associate with this. And then Leah was like literally coming for Avery. And they've just been. And now Ramona has been like under fire because she has been like traveling from Palm Beach to the Hamptons. Like not really being super careful when it comes to COVID. And then she said she had antibodies. And then she went to that party in the Hamptons at Joe Fowler's house where a bunch of people got coronavirus and Leah has kind of been like attacking her on that front now so they are not getting along like that their whatever
Starting point is 00:47:32 is going to be unpacked at the reunion which I heard is being filmed very soon they filmed Beverly Hills yesterday virtually I don't know Garcelle kept tweeting like reunion and I saw her in glam but it just looked like glam I don't know if it was I know I'm down for a virtual reunion I think that they've turned out fine NBC obviously has their zoom priorities in order I need to see the full looks like it's just it's not the same but what can you do Leah bringing that bartender oh my god I love I thought that was so cute so here's the thing I love Leah I think she's an amazing housewife I don't think any housewife has had a better first impression than her I did not like the video and the Ramona shitting the bed thing it it just rubbed me the wrong way rubbed me the wrong way
Starting point is 00:48:13 it's a really disrespectful thing to say about anyone let alone like a a mature woman an older woman mature um and then what else happened at that dinner party with Colin Cowie like Dorinda bothers me so much like I don't know I just everything about her is just like so like I'm not impressed by anything she does I'm like wow Colin Cowie making a salad with a scissor like who fucking cares yeah it was just so actually like her sister though Melinda Melinda and Dorinda once a year we get a glimpse of Dorinda's sister who I just need to know more about it's crazy she looks so much like Dorinda but her name's Melinda and it's fabulous oh actually actually Heather that party I was gonna say that party looked really really fun they never open up the Berks the Berkshires
Starting point is 00:48:55 it's like they're always literally in the shining like nobody comes in and out of the house but they went shopping and now people are coming over for dinner I actually liked this version better no because the house is now open it's like in book like i just read this book about a haunted house and like they had to like expunge it was also like spooky and um like hocus pocusy okay but uh now that the house is haunted actually i have no spoilers but whatever some get to it it's unhaunted now so yes people can come in and out and like and that's what she was saying last week. And even Sonia said, like, pulling up to this house, like, I like this house now, whereas before I never did. Yeah, I get that.
Starting point is 00:49:29 There's something fresh about it. And the party looked so fun. I love seeing Heather. I actually really liked her. I always liked her. I love her. She was just a good girl. She has, like, a good marriage and a good business.
Starting point is 00:49:38 And I just think she was, like, a good person. I really like her. Yeah. I really like her. And the show didn't, you know shit all over her life yeah and then we had um I think it was a gay couple that one of them got seated next to Ramona and Ramona was talking about how um all she cares about is really like finding a man with money and this guy had like such a fresh normal perspective she's Ramona was like I need someone who has as
Starting point is 00:50:01 much money as me and I guess like okay but then the guy was like why I need someone who has as much money as me. And I guess like, okay. But then the guy was like, why? It's like, there's literally so few guys like that. And don't you just want like a nice guy? Who loves you? Who loves you? It's like Ramona's accomplished. She has two homes. She has two residences, as she said.
Starting point is 00:50:14 And she travels a lot. But here's the thing. Since Ramona has so much money, so then why does she need a man who has money? Right. You know? I don't think Ramona has so much money. I think. She says that she.
Starting point is 00:50:24 I think she has a. Like she lives a very good life. I do believe she has her home in the Hamptons. She sold her apartment in New York. And I believe she rents now. So it's just. I think when. At the height of her and Mario's career.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I think that they lived a very affluent life. But I think with the divorce. And just like. Ramona used to have businesses. And she doesn't anymore. Like the housewife is. I think she lives a very good life. But I don't think it's the life.
Starting point is 00:50:48 That she. Level that she wants to be at. And I don't think it's the life that she level that she wants to be at and i don't think it's a level that a lot of her fancy friends are at and i think she's looking for a man to elevate her to that level with the women who were at the the gala where she said don't invite sonia to my birthday party got it okay that makes complete sense that's what i think but yeah she lives a very good quality of life i'm not saying anything um but also i didn't like the way Ramona spoke about Sonia like Sonia needs the money like it's just Ramona is getting much better but the way she talks about money it's like girl get some self-awareness come on I agree it's a little cringy too it is extremely cringy and you know what I really don't miss Tinsley like at all no me neither because she was an easy punching bag for so many of the women and and
Starting point is 00:51:26 I think a lot of people just like when they wanted to lash out they just went to her and it wasn't a fair fight and it's not it's not even interesting but when it's Dorinda versus Luann it's like shit yeah what's Luann gonna say back right you know if it's Dorinda versus Ramona even like it's it's equal but with Tinsley she just didn't have the chops for it and you know what I think that's fine because I don't think most people are equipped for the level of insanity that goes down on the rail houses of New York no but the episode like them in the Berkshires just like wanted me made me so badly want to like rent a cabin upstate and like invite a bunch of friends like the way they all just like got dressed up to like sit around the fire and have like a catered
Starting point is 00:52:01 dinner like sounds like the ideal night I can't wait ideal night. I can't wait for the fall. I can't wait for the fall. It was, it was really a bucolic episode. Truly. Um, so yeah, that is our show. We hope you guys enjoyed all the episodes this week.
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