The Toast - S3 Ep131: As Predicted By Us: Tuesday, July 28th, 2020
Episode Date: July 28, 2020Sophie Tuner and Joe Jonas Are 'Delighted' to Welcome First Child (PEOPLE) Michael Kopech Files for Divorce from Pregnant Riverdale Star Vanessa Morgan After 6 Months of Marriage (PEOPLE) Ki...m Kardashian Spotted With Kanye West in Wyoming After His Public Apology (E! News) The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Reportedly Under Internal Investigation After Workplace Complaints (PEOPLE) 'The Kissing Booth 3' was filmed in secret to keep teen romance alive (NY Post) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. I hope everyone
is having a fabulous spectacular day. Um I mean it's a little early to call it that.
Perfect response. Um no same. I'm having a terrible day but that's just why um you want
actually it's a fabulous question you ask. I'm really I have no idea. I'm so glad you brought
it up. No no you're gonna say. I've been kind of rehauling my makeup um routine my skincare routine I've just what else is there to do other
than like take care of myself and feel good about myself and you know when you wake up and like you
have new makeup and you're like low-key like excited to do your makeup more so than the
average day it's something different yeah and I got like new cream contour from Fenty Beauty that
they didn't have in store I had to wait online online. Like I was just excited about it. And some, I just, I woke up like grimy and crusty and nothing helped,
you know? And it's like disappointing as you go from like the excitement of potential to just
realizing like new makeup, same shitty life, you know? Yeah. No, that is, that's a tough fall.
Speaking of new faces, do I look different oh my god you actually do I'm gonna
do a full inspection um after the show I would love to see but Jackie shaved her botch I was
influenced by you the influencer to dermaplane my face aka shave the botch and I'm not sure so I
think ultimately I didn't go hard enough because there wasn't that much hair coming off on the
blade but I'm glad to start at that place rather than like cutting up my face from going too hard.
So I'm just getting comfortable with the movement.
But it was really interesting to do like a whole face haul yesterday
because I used like clarifying pads and like serum and oil
because I followed, I think I watched the same video as you
because we both watched from the Morning Toast YouTube account
and I saw where you dropped off.
That's my favorite thing that we like share a YouTube account.
And like when it goes to the videos you're in the middle of,
like I actually don't see a lot of yours,
but I watch so much YouTube.
Do you see my weird like James Charles stuff?
Yeah, no, I see.
I pretty much, I get what you get,
but only on my iPad, my logged into that account.
So it's not all the time.
But yes, I shaved the fudge
and I do feel like it definitely let my makeup set better,
but I don't know about anyone else.
My skin is breaking out like crazy and it's just around like my chin and my mouth and I think
it's from the masks well if you had told me that I would have told you not to shave your Fotch
because they say it can be so fabulous but the only real downfall is like if you have breakouts
or you have acne prone skin and like you're going through it with the acne shaving your face is the
worst thing you can do because it irritates it well I didn't really shave the like my chin
okay which is where I'm breaking out the most I did like my my sideburns yeah peach fuzz yeah the
peach fuzz yeah I tried to I avoided any like hot zone areas but you got to clean your masks people
because I think a dirty mask is giving me pimples 1000% dirty towels can give you pimples like when
you wash a pillowcase.
A hundred percent.
So that's definitely a possibility.
And I only recently like realized like I could and should be washing my masks.
So I threw them, me and Ben, like we leave them all on our front door knob.
Yeah.
Because like you grab one before you leave.
And I threw it in with a Tide Pod, which I guess a Tide Pod is made for like a full load
of laundry, not like six small pieces of cloth.
No, it's not.
And it could give you a rash.
Like then you'll end up with a new problem literally i put the mask on fresh out of
the laundry i couldn't breathe i was like breathing in toxins it was it smelled good but it was so
overwhelming so insane to do i know it was crazy yeah okay you snatched or learned your lesson
maybe i would do it in the laundry again with no tide pod just like water is that weird put it in
with all your clothes yeah yeah yeah and then you know disperse the pod I've really pretty much exclusively been wearing our toast masks which
not to pit masks against one another but is truly the best in the game and I hate to say that because
like they're not even for sale because like they're sold out so sorry to be annoying but
the size is so perfect and when I washed it it did not shrink and it's just really like the best
mask on the market dare I say yeah maybe I need to be switching up wearing my toast mask more because it does give you a
little breathing room, which is nice. So I definitely need to figure out my mask situation
because I thought my masks were clean. I get makeup on them, but I wear them like one day,
but I guess I need to figure that part out because these pimples are just not going to work for me.
No, you could also, I guess, like wash them in your sink with like wool light, Woolite, like how you do hanky-pankies, you know?
Yeah, that's true.
But I just throw them in the laundry.
And then when I do the laundry, masks come out.
It's like, it really is a new category, you know?
It's like, I need a drawer for my masks.
There was actually, like, a TikTok trend going around, like,
show me where you leave your masks and, like, how you organize them.
Oh, that's so funny.
It was actually really interesting.
I just started to, like, gather them, because we take Theo out,
well, Ben takes Theo out so many times a day that like to go rummaging through your purse
every time you need a mask is not ideal leaving them by the front door if you have like a a mud
room you put it on a hook like I'm actually thinking of maybe like getting some hooks oh
that's smart I get it I have a few by the front door just in case I didn't plan my mask to my
outfit and then I have a few like in my makeup area. It just depends.
It just depends.
That's the thing about life.
Life just depends.
It just depends.
Also a different change in me that I was wondering if anyone would notice.
Wait, let me see.
Let me see.
Can you give me a region of your body still your fudge?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
You're not noticing.
No, I have no idea.
So my shoes.
Do you recognize these shoes yes you have them in
white and you got a lot of shit because you would literally exclusively wore them for the entire two
years we were at the old studio yes and I still only wear them and I know people are extremely
triggered by them and that's not what I'm trying to do here no so I got them in another color that
I think are a little um less glaring you know they're salmon yeah they're they're called light pink, but this is not light pink.
No, that is actually, like, looking up in the dictionary,
the color salmon, like, that's what it is.
Yeah, so I feel like it's better.
It's not like the stark white shoes when they don't really match the outfit,
even though you guys know I love those shoes.
So that's something new with me.
That is exciting.
I'm so happy for you.
Yeah.
If you're watching on YouTube today
and you might notice my legs, I've taken some time off from spray tanning them or using self-tanning
because I'm actually getting a spray tan tomorrow. Oh, today. Today. That's exciting. Very exciting
for the first time in months. So like you're going to catch me tomorrow out here like literally
wearing, you know, denim underwear because I'm just going to be so thrilled about my new tan legs.
That's really exciting. So I did something last night because you posted that video uh the clip from yesterday's
show that had me on the floor crying laughing tears in my eyes um so I was like just looking
on our feed for other funny videos because we do that once in a while we post highlights from the
show and I saw some videos from like the first week of quarantine and it made me so upset. Those are different girls. Oh yeah our spirit has been
broken. No our spirit has been broken. I knew that it was bad but I didn't realize how bad it had
gotten. And you know that first week or two of quarantine was actually very exciting because
like it wasn't like the coronavirus has just like broken everyone. It has just devastated the entire
world on so many different
levels. But at that time it was like a like we got like a one week vacation and we didn't know
how many implications there would be obviously like on our country but we just thought we were
like wow this is crazy like this is time we're never gonna get back like let's and it just it
turned into something so much different than I really thought it was gonna be. No it's crazy if
you had told that girl like we had a clip where it was like, what's the first thing you're going to do when you're back?
And we just had so much energy, so exciting. And it's like, now I don't even want to do those
things. What's back? No, totally. Yeah. That is depressing. It was really, it was eye opening.
I just, I had gotten so far deep in the hole. I didn't even realize. That's what we do here at
the Morning Toast. We open eyes. Yeah. We realize eyes yeah we realize things we realize things um major uh update which I'm sure we'll talk about but a story we like weirdly broke
yesterday yes we're gonna talk about it Vanessa Morgan should we get into it um yeah I have a
little tv to recap I started the new season of shameless so I want to talk about that I finished
season two of Yellowstone I think season three is airing right now so I need to go find a way to
find the episodes it is so good I know I'm highly recommending it to you and you're just not taking my recommendation I guess by the
way I'm it is definitely on my very short list of things to watch but like I spoke to you like
five times yesterday and truly every time I spoke to you you were like you should watch Yellowstone
making me think that like you literally have equity in the show and like your its success is
on your back you know what I have equity in your happiness
that's very sweet and Theo's and I know he he wants to know what happened well we're gonna
finish I mean we're gonna start it's really really good and it's it's so good so um once you watch
them we could probably do an in-depth recap yeah I'm just like I'm still in the phase where I just
really can't watch TV I just need to listen to folklore. Like that's still where I'm at. Oh my God. I did something so soothing last night and I cooked a home chef meal with my AirPods in
listening to folklore. And it was just, I can't recommend a cooking and a folklore. And I was
really able to like pay attention, please to all of the lyrics. It is so good. I've really only
done one full pass through the album before, from listening to cardigan it was playing on the radio cardigan the other day um and all of the songs even though
I've only heard them once or twice are already so familiar yes of course yes yes it's it's really
something you know what I did yesterday that you actually might enjoy and I thought this is what
you were gonna say I actually on my apple tv put on the youtube lyric videos because they're
beautiful like each song just pictures like a different landscape.
There's like a beach and a rainy forest.
And then the lyrics pop up and it's just a easy way to like see what she's saying.
And it was very soothing, very like ASMR almost.
And I really enjoyed it.
And that's yesterday.
I think I really, I knew the album, but I feel like I got into bed with it, literally.
And I've pretty much established my favorite songs.
Okay.
Yeah.
Have they changed since yesterday?
I think yesterday I just really breezed on saying that Peace is so good when it's probably
my top two.
Wow.
Yeah.
And I think it's one, it's towards the end that people just kind of like lump together
with hoax.
But it is a true lyrical masterpiece like
it's and the the premise of the song I think is about Joe because it's like talking about how
in no uncertain terms like is this the man for her but would it be enough if she could never
give him peace like her life is so not peaceful like it's very um tumultuous at times and living
in the spotlight has obviously its privileges but also its disadvantages and I think that like part of her like feels guilty that like
she kind of plucked Joe from obscurity and like gave him this burden in in a lot of ways and it's
just a beautiful song wow and then there's of course you know we had to decode you know about
how life is so crazy there's robbers to the east and clowns to the west. And west is capitalized in the lyrical video with a capital W,
which obviously, you know me as the resident person in the middle on Taylor vs. Kanye,
it was really hard for me.
To see that lyric.
It was really hard.
Who's the robber in the east?
No, I think it was just like a metaphor.
Like there's crazy things all around us, but she took the west opportunity to,
you know, say something.
To, yeah, make a statement.
Got it.
Okay, you learn something new about folklore every day.
Truly.
I'm still spending a lot of time dissecting this love triangle between Betty, August,
and Cardigan.
Betty is very easy to understand.
It's literally like Betty says this, I said that, I did this to Betty.
But August and Cardigan, which are allegedly parts of this love story love triangle um are a little harder to dissect and that's why I went on and watched
the lyric videos it was really enjoyable but also very helpful interesting I had a thought
sort of expanding on something we talked about yesterday yesterday about the potential music
video for August and we were talking how it needs to like be a recreation of a 90s movie
but I think it should be like exactly like wildest dreams but a recreation of a 90s movie. But I think it should be exactly like Wildest Dreams,
but the set of a 90s movie, you know?
Wildest Dreams music video is a true work of art.
Like, they're working on this movie on location,
and it's this romantic, glamorous, old Hollywood love story.
And they need to be working on a movie on location
of 10 Things I Hate About You.
And then, like, at the end, they go from the movie in love
to like real life in love.
Yeah.
That's a very good idea.
I mean, I think Wildest Dreams,
that music video is,
first of all,
the most visually stunning thing
I've ever seen in my life
and so well done.
And of course, Scott Eastwood just helps.
Sickening.
Sickening.
Like really, really good.
That's a good idea.
I like that.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And then,
so Taylor usually does an album
and then a deluxe version at Target the lakes the
right she's had this deluxe like partnership with Target forever and there's always like a few um
deluxe songs and they're some of my favorite songs it's crazy that like to me I think some of her
best songs New Romantics was like not even everyone heard that like it was literally on a Target CD
that's crazy to me because that's just part of the album to me. But a song that I just discovered that apparently was from a deluxe was Come Back, Stay Here. Yeah, that's a deluxe song.
I just it's like it's actually exciting. It's like Taylor drop new music. You know what else
I think is a deluxe song? You can hear it in the silence, silence, silence, silence,
which is crazy. And then one more thing I wanted to say oh so about the lakes so the lakes are
referenced in um one of the songs about Joe the one and it's like we spent the summer at the lakes
and so now there's all these series that when the lakes come out comes out it's some sort of
announcement related to Joe perhaps in give you peach he says I want to give you my wild give you
a child um so people think
maybe she's married engaged and this happens every time but there is substantial evidence to believe
that when the lakes comes out and it only comes out when people get their deluxe cds shipped
which should be august like seven you know some of the numbers add up to 13 or whatever um
that it would be like x amount of time since she was months. I don't know.
But I just want to put it out there because it's very possible
that a Taylor related announcement could be coming via the lakes.
Got it.
And I love the name the lakes for a song.
Me too.
I personally think they're already married.
And if they're not already married, marriage isn't on the table.
Like they're just forever life partners.
Not, you know, they don't need to take the step of marriage.
Well, that's the thing. It's like when you're as successful as Taylor Swift marriage is obviously
marriage but it's so much more than that um and so a lot of people at that level just like make
a commitment to each other forever that's not marriage but I also feel like for Taylor if you
think about some of her older songs like she's such a romantic that marriage is part of that plan. Like speak now,
you know,
love story.
And I feel like she would say yes to marriage.
I think so too.
She would just have like thousands of pages of paperwork.
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
Um,
so that is the,
that's your daily folklore update.
You can come to expect one every day, I guess,
until I have a question.
I have a question comes out I have a
question would it be enough if I could never give you peace would it um sure I was trying to explain
to Ben like all these songs you know I'm like and then she did this and then Taylor says this
and then I was being so annoying me like would it be enough and he was like no well I mean
what is peace even who has peace that's that's so
true like even if you're not a global superstar and have the set of problems that comes with that
like everyone has their shit to deal with so you might as well get the girl fall in love and be
happy nobody really has peace to give yeah it's very true just a little two cents okay um shall
we shall we let's jump right in we have a lot to cover today
into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your
morning toast anything to say no okay first story so exciting so we need to we absolutely need to
jump right in sophie turner and joe jonas are delighted to welcome their first child i feel
like this happened so fast so So fast. Maybe that's
because she didn't like bombard us with content like we never barely even saw her pregnant.
Yeah the way that this all went down the timeline was just it just zoomed right past us. Totally.
You know and I think I don't know at what point in her pregnancy well they never announced. But I
don't know at what point we found out. At what point did just Jared find out.
Right.
Right.
It must have been, I mean, I can't do quick math right now, but it must have been kind of far along.
Yeah.
Like maybe five months in.
According to TMZ, who was the first to report the birth, the couple welcomed a girl named Willa on Wednesday, July 22nd at Los Angeles Area Hospital.
Quote, the couple is already obsessed and can't stop gloating about their new addition,
a source tells Entertainment Tonight.
The couple is taking time to enjoy this special moment
and have only shared the news and updates
with family and friends.
I'm getting choked up.
Truly a frog in your throat.
Claudia, that's beautiful.
When I recorded our most recent Patreon episode
with Olivia, we were talking about how
she really gave birth during such an unideal time,
given the pandemic, especially in New York. But she's like a new mom at such an ideal time because
there's really nothing else going on and you can really like focus and I feel the same way for
Sophie Turner like this is fabulous and she has nowhere to go no projects to film she just gets
to be home with her baby yeah it's really beautiful remember how we used to say that you know couples
celebrity couples who blame scheduling conflicts as a reason to break up is horseshit,
considering Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are able to make it work, bless you, while he was
relaunching Jonas Brothers, and she was starring in the Game of Thrones final season and X-Men,
and now it's like they made that sacrifice for each other, knowing that their schedules would
conflict, but they love each other so much, and they got the greatest gift of all time, which is
time. Yeah, no, and I think like they those were both like major
major moments for them in their career and it just so happened that they were happening at the same
time which is great but not ideal for like scheduling a new couple right and I feel like
they they made the commitment like we know this is going to be hard for like the next year but
like after that like we will make it work around each other's schedules and I feel like that's what they really did like after Game of Thrones like she did that
movie and then she really like went on tour and did Cup of Joe with him in a few episodes like
they balance each other very well yeah they do and they they're both such big and bright stars
but they want to see the other shine oh completely I just like, anytime I hear them talk about each
other, I could get choked up because like, obviously part of me believes like it should
be me out there, you know, in Los Angeles hospital having his child, but also, but also because like
they really are a perfect match. So if it's not going to be me, like, I guess it could be her.
And they have like this, such like this deep, like kind of like mature love. Like,
do you ever see her episode on the Dr. Phil?
I've seen snippets. It's such a fabulous podcast episode I think it's also on YouTube if you want
to watch it like Dr. Phil was in my dream last night. Oh that's weird. I think he was wearing
a wig. Jordan McGraw on your mind? No it wasn't a Jordan McGraw related thing Dr. Phil was wearing
a wig. Fabulous. Yeah it was awesome. Um but yeah that episode she talks a lot obviously about mental
health because that's what really Dr. Phil does and then she was talking about how like her her Fabulous. Yeah, it was awesome. But yeah, that episode, she talks a lot, obviously, about mental health,
because that's what really Dr. Phil does.
And then she was talking about how, like, her ongoing struggle with mental health,
like, was made a lot easier when Joe came into the picture,
because, like, he loved her so much.
And she was like, Joe Jonas, like, likes me.
Like, I should like me.
And I just, I love to hear them talk about, like,
their burgeoning relationship and now how they feel about each other. And you't get it a lot you don't get it a lot no but when you do
it's really pure magic it's pure magic and now they have a magical addition to their family
baby makes three baby makes three Willa Jonas I just want to say oh wait there's a name yeah
Willa oh my god I didn't hear Willa spell it w-i-l-l-a i.e. Willa Ford I want to be bad I mean
Willa Ford I could do a whole podcast
episode on what that song did to me when her and all of her friends were dancing in like this
garage with like the smallest shorts i ever saw in my life and i was literally like yeah i want
to be bad like yeah i don't even know what that meant like i fucking love that song and so to be
named after an iconic singer such as will afford the baby is truly blessed yeah she's destined for
greatness i really do love the name it's crazy that it's a Jonas baby you know yes it's crazy that her last name is Jonas right like
she'll maybe have a sister and they'll be the Jonas sisters wow along with the uh Jonas Kevin
kids yeah and then hopefully you know Nick and Pri have cute sweet little babies one day that's
what they want if that's what they want for themselves.
And then we'll have the Jonas Cousins.
Wow, the J-Cousins.
What if a couple of the cousins were musical and they started a band called the Jonas Cousins?
That would be like a...
And then that's the music that, God willing, our children listen to.
That would be like an infringement, I think, though, on the Jonas Brothers' intellectual property.
They would lend it to the children.
And you know the Jonas Brothers are notoriously litigious. They would lend it to the children. They would lend it. They would lend it to the children. And you know the Jonas Brothers are notoriously litigious.
They would lend it to the children.
They would lend it for sure.
Anyways, this is really so exciting, so beautiful.
Just some good unexpected news.
When I sit back and think about like where we've,
how far we've come with the Jonas Brothers,
it honestly makes me feel old, first of all,
because like it's very rare to like have followed someone
from like the time they were your age to like now they're married and having kids like kind of in
the same life stage as us and it's just so crazy like how they've reinvented themselves like
so wholeheartedly yeah and so many times and this last time so well yeah it's been it's been a
really interesting journey for them. Yes.
But I love that they all prioritize, obviously, family.
Me too.
And marriage, love, relationships, et cetera.
A hundred percent.
The J sisters, the J babies, the J cousins, numero uno.
Because that's all that matters.
It's truly all that matters.
Okay, next story, a little sad couple news. Michael Kopech files for divorce from pregnant Riverdale star Vanessa Morgan.
No, I think the headline says, as predicted by podcast claudia ashrae yes i was they put in the
second half of the headline after six months of marriage as predicted by podcast host claudia
ashrae so it's just so funny how like claudia ashrae also for my comedy special not streaming
um it's just so funny how like sometimes here on the show and just like on forums like twitter people like fans have the ability to like snuff things out and sometimes
they are so off and sometimes they are spot fucking on yeah it's it's tough because sometimes
they're so spot on it makes you think that all the times that they were off that there might
have been merit to it but it's it's almost just like a game of probability considering how much
people are so off about sometimes yeah it it has to swing the other way and this was just one of those times
but I also feel as though she was being deliberate yes agreed in her pronoun usage on her Instagram
post about her beautiful baby boy yes so Chicago White Sox pitcher Michael Kopech and Riverdale
Star Vanessa Morgan who was currently pregnant with their first child are parting ways after
six months of marriage Kopech filed divorce in his home Morgan, who was currently pregnant with their first child, are parting ways after six months of marriage.
Kopech filed divorce in his home state of Texas on June 19th, the Chicago Tribune reported, citing court records.
The documents were filed in Morris County and a hearing date was not listed, according to the outlet.
A representative for Morgan confirmed to People that Kopech is the father of Morgan's baby in a way,
but declined to comment on the divorce filing.
A spokesperson for Kopech did not immediately respond
to people's requests for comment.
Oh, I didn't see that he confirmed,
because then people are like assholes,
like coming up with conspiracy theories about the baby,
which is so rude.
So, okay, it is Michael.
I mean, as far as I know,
you know, the very limited research that I've done
is that Michael Kopech has been kind of
going through some stuff in the last year or two.
He took off this season of baseball and was injured last season.
So that's two consecutive seasons.
For someone who had a lot of potential in a long future career,
it's very bad to be off for two seasons.
So he obviously, I think, is going to have to be going through something.
Yeah.
On July 3rd, the Chicago Sun-Times said that he was absent.
Wait, what?
The Chicago Sun-Times.
What's that from?
Jackie.
Is it from Never Been Kissed?
Yes.
Okay.
Josie, the managing editor on this story, said that he was absent from White Sox camp
because of a personal matter.
So that's why he's not at camp right now because the MLB like is back.
Yeah.
So yeah, it's definitely, there's more to the story.
It seems obviously like a personal matter.
And I just, I wish happiness for both of them.
And, you know.
I feel like this is all the information we're going to get.
Yeah.
And you know what?
As respectful people, I think it's really all the information we're gonna get like yeah I and you know what as
respectful people I think it's really all that we need it's not our business obviously things
aren't great when you're married for a short period of time you get pregnant and and you
and you still don't want to try to make it work right so I think we just let bygones be bygones
but um it's just so interesting how like neither of these two people are like actually that famous but the story maybe it was like there was nothing
else going on yesterday but I saw the story everywhere like places that didn't even cover
that Vanessa was pregnant I just think that the circumstances are so odd that it's people are
curious and I think also even though they're both not that famous when two stars from like different
worlds come together
like now we have all the sports fans interested and we have all the Riverdale stands very
pop culture that's true and that just doubles the pool of people who might be interested in this
yeah you know I was talking to Ben about sports yesterday I'm just learning so much because I've
been seeing everyone talk about the bubble do you know what that is yes the NFL NBA NBA and so Ben was saying how he's so excited
for basketball to come back I'm like um like did the Knicks get any new players like are they good
and he's like no they're not even playing I'm like what oh because it's based on who was doing
well in the last season no they're just picking up like right where they stopped yeah which I
think is crazy because it's like the the basketball season would have premiered like in the next month
or two so it's like why don't we just like start over yeah it's like the basketball season would have premiered like in the next month or two.
So it's like, why don't we just like start over?
Yeah, it's like, you know, last year's irrelevant.
It's cursed.
Like, let's just start over.
Or considering it's going to be fanless games, it's kind of perfect to finish out the last season.
Also, people did play and put, you know, a lot into it.
And they should get out what they put in.
And that way, maybe the next season, we can really start fresh.
And there can be fans in the stands.
And we can just finish out this weird season in this weird way.
Well, so then, with the bubble, so everyone's basically in Orlando.
But there is a basketball team in Orlando.
And I'm like, do the Orlando Magics have to stay down the road from their actual house?
Or can they go home?
And they can't go home.
Yeah.
Isn't that weird?
I mean, it's weird.
But that's the point of the bubble. Right I mean it's weird but I that's that's
the point of the bubble right and it's effective because then Ben was also telling me that the MLB
is having baseball is having a lot of trouble because 13 Marlins players got coronavirus
because they're not in the bubble yeah because there is no bubble for for them yeah but there
should be I think it's a good idea yeah I think everything is is a good idea try it see how it
works we need solutions yeah Ben said though that the food in the bubble is not good idea. Try it. See how it works. We need solutions. Yeah. Ben said, though,
that the food in the bubble is not good. And a lot of the players are complaining about it.
That's that's a big issue. Yeah. And I was saying, I'm like, is it luxurious? Like these are guys
who make like 50 million dollars a year. Like they live in mansions. Like you can't just throw
them in a hotel room for six months. Like it's got to be nice. I would love to know some more
about like the actual digs. Like do people is it all in a hotel? Do they get like little cottages?
Like what's it like?
Yeah, but there's a lot of players.
So you can't all be so swanky.
And they're huge.
Like they literally can't stay in like a standard holiday inn, you know?
Yeah, but that's like when they go to the Super Bowl too.
Yeah.
They stay in hotels.
Yeah, that's true, I guess.
I don't know.
It is interesting, the logistics.
I would like an architectural digest like on, on the living quarters and the bubble.
Yeah.
Well, it also is probably similar to the Olympic Village, you know?
Yeah.
Hopefully not the one in Sochi.
But I don't think the Olympic Village is particularly glamorous, but a lot of, you know, megastars
and talents go there.
That's true.
So, you do it for the love of the craft.
Yes, that's true.
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stuff. Okay, next story. Really sad. Kim Kardashian was spotted with Kanye West in Wyoming after his
apology. Kim and Kanye are talking things out. The longtime couple reunited for the first time
in recent weeks on Monday, July 27th.
In photos obtained by TMZ, the pair was spotted driving together in Wyoming.
A source tells E! News it got very emotional.
If you haven't seen these photos yet, it's clear that it's emotional.
Kim looks to be crying.
Kanye looks to be talking passionately.
If you haven't seen these photos, it's because I made the decision not to post them on our Instagram.
They're so deeply personal yeah and they're certain like we were talking about this with Naya Rivera um where like at certain times like the media just doesn't
respect boundaries and and I know that Kim you know signed up for this life and like really has
put it all out there um I don't know I just I feel like I'm hyper sensitive to this these days and it all
really started when those paparazzi pictures of Bethany at death at Dennis's private burial
funeral um were taken because paparazzi were like hiding in the bushes in a fucking cemetery in New
Jersey like that really set off this thing in me where it's like I find it so offensive and
inappropriate and the fact that nobody like knows where to cross a line
yeah I agree that these photos are invasive but no one died these these are just celebrities and
and Kim and Kanye are the biggest stars in the world so I under like and I I disagree I think
that they are too personal but I we also have like a a boundary level that I guess most outlets or
celebrities don't have or celebrity news outlets
don't have yes no I know nobody died that's not what I was saying I'm saying I think it falls
under the same category of like why why must the media and paparazzi like push so much like
and the fact that like somebody captured this photo and instead of like feeling bad about it
like literally ran to sell it like that's just so fucked up I can't even imagine how much money
they made on this photo probably the most a photo has made in a very long
time no 100 I mean I don't even know the last time I saw Kim Kardashian cry especially like
she volunteers to not on the show yes yeah no and we know the Kim crying face and I find it to be
really heartbreaking I know there's it was just like obviously so much like pain in that car like
I don't even know what part they were addressing like I don't even know what part she's crying about maybe she's crying
wanting him to get help it's just it's too much you know it's too much and I just feel really sad
about this whole thing and like I really hate reporting on it it makes me really sad yeah and
I hate to see Kim cry and I hated those pictures yeah but I also saw a picture of them looking fine in the back of that
car also going to Wendy's yeah I wonder what they got I love how much Kim loves fast food like on
the most recent um season of Kardashians when she was in Houston um a meeting with someone from her
you know uh law firm group.
And they stopped at McDonald's and got a McFlurry.
Like, that was the best moment of my life.
Like, celebrities are just like us.
They eat like shit.
Oh, my God.
That was the best moment of reality television.
And then, like, the women behind the counter were just, like, dying.
Like, I watch you every week.
It was so cute.
It was so cute.
So that's the latest with Kim and Kanye.
They're reunited.
Yeah. I'm glad that they're together and they're talking face to face and I thought the public apology was sort of closing the book on
this on this matter but um I'm sure it's far from over I'm sure yeah okay next story some really
crazy news the Ellen DeGeneres show is reportedly under internal investigation after workplace
complaints Ellen DeGeneres acclaimed talk show is reportedly under internal investigation after workplace complaints.
Ellen DeGeneres acclaimed talk show is reportedly under internal review following multiple allegations from former staffers about the talk show's workplace environment.
According to reports from Variety, the Hollywood Reporter both published Monday, the Ellen DeGeneres show will undergo an internal investigation by Warner Media.
Reps for the Ellen DeGeneres show and Warner Brothers Television declined to comment when reached by people. A rep for DeGeneres did not immediately return people's request for comment.
Seems like everyone's crawling back into their cabinets now that the accountability coach is here.
Yeah.
You know, what was the story that we just reported on Ellen last week?
Something about the three producers like that?
No.
Shit, I forget but like I feel like this investigation
it gives those conspiracy theories we spoke about the conspiracy theories oh yeah but it's not an
investigation by the police it's by Warner Media so it's like it's like an intern I feel like
honestly it's probably not even real it's just to appease like the constant fodder on like Twitter
and social media of people just like coming for Ellen it's like there even real. It's just to appease like the constant fodder on like Twitter and social media of people
just like coming for Ellen.
It's like there's been so many news articles since quarantine started that like they've
just been completely ignoring.
Like Ellen has not addressed any of this once.
She didn't address the first wave of news, which is that she's the meanest woman alive.
A quote from someone who wasn't me.
She's the meanest woman alive.
And then there was the other wave of like an internal
investigation all those three producers were so mean and created this culture of like nastiness
and like high school vibes and none of that has been addressed by anyone I actually went on um
Andy Lassner's Twitter last night because he's always tweeting like he tweets like 500 times a
day he has like a lot of followers not one word on the matter he hasn't tweeted since he like
tweeted something about Ellen's dog who died sad for the dog sad for the dog yeah I guess this is in response to all of the stories and
allegations that have come forward and this is what they have to do and I'm glad because I feel
like all this stuff has been coming out and there's like no response no repercussions like
there's nothing yeah so I don't know what an internal investigation at Warner Media can do. Right. Like what is actually going to come from this.
But spotlight's on them.
Yeah.
I'd just be very interested like when they're back in studio.
Like I don't know.
I feel like Ellen's never really gone through a controversy because she's always been like
America's sweetheart.
Like a gay icon.
And I feel like she's never like had to come on her show and like address something or
apologize you know.
Yeah.
that she's never like had to come on her show and like address something or apologize you know yeah but speaking of going back to the studio um for like people in LA and Hollywood and
do they have plans to go back LA is in pretty like New York and LA were I think and on the same level
for a while with the coronavirus and I think New York handled it better because we seem to be in
phase four and I think they're like still on lockdown um but I've been seeing celebrities stepping out and stuff yeah but like I don't
think that they're even close to where we are they regressed a bit right so I don't know I wonder if
like Andy Cohen like New York based Jimmy Fallon if they'll even because we're ahead of most other
states as far as I know we don't feel ahead no we don't but we I think we
technically are got it okay well fifth and final story an answer to yesterday's question I think
the kissing booth three was filmed in secret to keep teen romance alive just who fucking cares
well I'm like I'm really getting like I'm sorry it's starting to I actually do think this is an
interesting tactic and I think it explains why it took so long for kissing booth two to come out
because they filmed two movies they filmed filmed two to All The Boys I
Loved Before Too. They did? Yeah. At the same time? Oh so we should be getting two teen hits very soon.
I just part of me I don't know why is like so bothered by this franchise like it it's really
like triggering me. I don't think I'm gonna watch the second movie because I don't want to feel how you feel.
No, I know.
It's very disappointing.
Like I was already like after the first one and then my whole journey.
I spoke about I'm not going into it again with To All The Boys I Loved Before.
I was already like over the franchise.
And then with the second movie, I actually read a spoiler of what ends up happening.
And it's so outrageously unrealistic.
Like I can't.
Really?
Like with the colleges. Oh, I can't. Really?
Like, with the colleges.
Oh, does she get... Wait, spoiler.
Does she get into Harvard?
She gets...
Hold on, you know what?
I actually don't even remember.
It was so dumb.
It's like, she gets waitlisted,
or she gets in but doesn't tell anyone,
and then the movie ends.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
It's so dumb.
I understand your frustration.
I'm taking it off my list of things I'm going to watch.
You know, like.
Because I would just like to leave it at what I thought it was.
A beautiful love story between two kids in love.
Falling in love in real life.
And you know what?
They don't ultimately work out.
And I think that also is what would have happened in the first movie.
Of course.
But they gave it their all.
They gave it their all.
And that's all that matters.
But I do like this strategy of filming two movies at once.
Because Kissing Booth 3 was secretly shot at the same time as the sequel,
so filming is already complete.
It's currently in post-production and will premiere on Netflix in 2021.
Oh, another complaint I had against The Kissing Booth
that I actually, when I re-watched yesterday's show,
I realized I forgot to mention,
is that, you know, the first movie, it's all set in LA,
but they film in South Africa.
And I feel like in the first movie,
they tried to, you know, really hide that they were in South Africa.
And in the second movie, it just became so much less believable that they were not in South Africa.
Like, literally, like.
That they were not in L.A.
Yeah, yeah.
And that they were in South Africa.
Like, literally, like, she opens her window in her house and there's, like, a jungle.
Like, it's just, it was so South Africa.
Got it. I was just not buying anything they were selling me I understand I understand I won't bring it up again I was only able to suspend disbelief for so long I think we might
have to China the Kissing Roots franchise because of what it's doing to me of what it's done to you
look what it's doing I like honestly the only thing that could send me over the edge even more
is like if we got a Sierra Burgess is a loser sequel because that movie
that movie was not only terrible but like really unethical I completely agree we went in on it on
the show I remember because I remember just being so taken aback by how dumb it was and what a bad
message it sent to children yeah Yeah, I completely agree.
Please don't give us a sequel.
Not that I heard any rumors.
No, no, and I don't want to drudge up like...
I don't want to put it out into the universe and manifest it.
Let me just grab that right back and put it in my pocket.
We're good.
We're good.
Okay, TV recap.
Really quickly, I just wanted to say I started the new season of Shameless,
which is a show that I just watch when it's on Netflix
and it's really mindless and really fun to watch. But this is the first season without Fiona Gallagher played by
Emmy Rossum. It's like, this is a show that made her and then she decided to leave. And I just want
to say like, kudos to Emmy Rossum. Like she knew like the only way the show could get better is if
she left. And I'm so glad she's gone. she was my absolutely favorite character and there's so the
family's so big so like it's one of those shows where it's like you get a couple minutes of
everyone every episode and Fiona was like to me the worst and least interesting and got the most
screen time so now it's like there's more parts of the episode dedicated to Lip who's my favorite
and Ian and Debbie and it's like everyone has more time because they're not being bogged down
by Fiona and her poor decision making and I just think the show is I thought it was obviously going
to be the end of Shameless like without Fiona but it's just absolutely fabulous like I can't
recommend it enough. Wow that's so great to hear I thought you were going to say you wanted to
congratulate her because she got out you know at the right time. No no no it was getting a little
stale and it needed to be shooken up and I just didn't realize the main character leaving would
be the thing to shake it up because usually that's the thing that breaks
it a hundred percent Marissa Cooper it's just it's a totally different show and I'm enjoying it so
much more wow that's so great to hear yeah and you know season 10 of a show it's like that's crazy
let's let's kill they shoot horses don't they but it really, they do on Yellowstone. Oh, do they? Um,
Oh,
not gratuitously,
but if a horse,
if a horse is dying,
you know,
if they,
if the horse found itself in a precarious situation,
they'll put it out of its misery.
What kind of situation is this horse finding himself in? Um,
well,
the opening scene,
which isn't a spoiler.
No,
no,
the first scene of when you turn it on.
I don't want to hear it.
If you're going to make me watch it,
like,
I don't want to.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But there's not a lot of horse abuse because I can't handle that they love the horses the horses are are treated with love and
respect I know and then part of me like maybe I'm getting too in the weeds like part of me is just
like an animal lover I hate watching shows that even have animals in it because it's like what
is that animal doing on a set? I hear you.
But if you see the sets,
I think they're a wonderful place for an animal to grow up.
And I think the show really is about the land in Yellowstone
and the beauty and the animals and the wildlife that live there.
And I think it's really, I understand what you're saying.
But are they being paid?
The animals?
Yeah.
No, their owners are capitalizing.
Animals are not entertainment.
See, I actually, I really don't like when shows even have a dog.
Not to get on my soapbox, but.
Yeah.
I just, what is that dog doing on a set?
He should be in a park.
He's working hard.
No, but he didn't consent to.
His owner is just like, you know, selling him for a quick buck.
But you could make that argument about anything that dogs do that they don't consent to.
No.
What is that dog doing on a set?
Oh my God.
You're right.
I'm so embarrassed.
I can't.
But like, he's so happy.
Look at him.
But he's not working.
He's working. You know what's so happy. Look at him. But he's not working. He's working.
You know what they do to those animals on set.
You ever see that video from that stupid Dennis Quaid movie with all the dogs
when the dog is drowning?
A Dog's Purpose.
But people only tune in to this show to watch THEO sleep.
I can't believe you just called me out like so hard.
I didn't realize that that's where this was going.
But like it was right there.
This is not a real set.
Like this is a living room.
I agree. And I wouldn't have a problem if a dog this is not a real set like this is a living room i i
agree and if and i wouldn't have a problem if a dog was brought onto a movie set to sleep
but that's not what they're doing they're like making them like you know do weird tricks and
like move this way and i don't know i just don't like it okay okay so then you might actually not
like the show but give it a chance or what are the horses a main character on yellowstone they're in
pretty much every scene they They're cowboys.
That's going to be tough for me.
They're cowboys.
It's really tough for me to drive by the park and see those poor horses being just like.
Okay, but those horses are out of their element and these horses are very much in their element.
Yes, on the show.
But they're out of their element on the set.
It's very metaphysical.
But the set is, I believe it's filmed in Utah.
Okay.
And that's, if I were a horse, that's where I'd want to be.
Even as a person, that's where I'd want to be.
No, if I was a human, that's where I'd want to be. Even though a person, that's where I'd want to be. If I was a human, that's where I'd want to be. Even though all this drama with Kim
and Kanye is really making me want to move to Cody. Yeah. It's really great publicity for the
state of Wyoming, even though I'm sure they don't see it that way. No, not at all. Stunning though.
Yeah. Sickening. Just like Yellowstone. Theo heard about the abuse and he's on his way to file.
See, he has agency. Where do you want to go? What do you want to do? You want to go back to sleep?
Do you want to walk out the door?
This is your life, Theo.
You're living it.
I love you.
He looks so happy.
Come.
Well, that's all I had to say.
Me too.
I'm halfway through the Redheads book.
I heard it's very dark.
It's very dark.
It's very intense,
but it's a very good book,
but it's a lot.
We're recording it next week instead of the end of this week,
but the episode will still be out at the same time.
So it gives us a little bit more time to read it.
And if you guys have questions,
you can always email theredheadsbookclub at gmail.com.
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questions about other books that we read.
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I'm just so emotional talking about the Redheads.
That's what a passion project will do to you.
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She just did one with Emma Ledger, who's like literally the fastest growing Instagram fashion blogger.
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The Snatchler is going to be back next month when Claire returns to the screen.
So is Claire in a bubble right now, too?
I believe they are in like a hotel in Mexico in a bubble.
I think it's probably the same premise.
I just, no one's really talking about it.
That the fact that they're filming, right?
Yeah.
But that's exciting that they're filming.
It's exciting that the Snatchers is coming back.
And that hopefully they found a way to film safely.
And maybe other shows could replicate that, you know?
Hopefully.
And that the Snatchers is coming back.
I miss that Snatchers.
I miss that Snatchers too.
And I hope she learned her lesson.
I don't think that she did though.
That is probably the first thing she'll cover on the episode back.
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