The Toast - S3 Ep155: Babies and Condoms: Friday, September 25th, 2020

Episode Date: September 25, 2020

Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich Split 2 Months After His Proposal (PEOPLE) Princess Eugenie Is Pregnant! Royal Expecting Her First Child with Husband Jack Brooksbank (PEOPLE) Billie Lourd Is A Mom! Actress Welcomes First Child with Fiance Austen Rydell (PEOPLE) Mandy Moore is pregnant, expecting a baby boy with husband Taylor Goldsmith (Page Six) Police raid in Vietnam finds more than 300,000 used condoms being packed for resale (CBS News) Selling Sunset Recap Real Housewives of New York Recap Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. That's exactly what I have to do. I've got to get down on Friday, but not before the Morning Toast. This is going to be a very long show because we have so much to discuss. We have much to discuss, y'all.

Lots happened yesterday. The world was turning, you know, faster than ever, which, you know, you love to see it. But then we finally are going to have our part two of Sailing Sunset recap. The Real Housewives of New York finale came to a close last night. And I started The Vow on Netflix. I mean, no, no, HBO Max. And to be honest, I don't really feel like I need a whole lot to say about it. And I'm only episode two in, so maybe I'll have more to say when we come back next week.

But I feel the exact same way about NXIVM that I did when we watched the E! True Hollywood story. Like, losers were involved like they keep trying to make it seem like it was a celebrity like thing Hollywood Hollywood and their biggest claim to fame is that they held an event once on Richard Branson's island like but he wasn't a part of the cult like that's what's important to remember like Alison Mack was the most famous one and you never heard of her before NXIVM so just sip on that great love to it. Glad to finally get a word in. Good morning, everyone. Happy Friday. Glad to hear that you're watching some interesting content. Yes, we have so much to discuss today. THO is here, so we have his expert opinion, because there are some matters that need his level of expert tease. So it's going to be just a great Friday. I can't believe we're here.

I feel so hashtag blessed. I feel accomplished. I love making it. Like proud, joyful, everything of the sort to be here on this Friday. Even though it's our last show before the YKV. Oh my God. I forgot. So yes.

This is the last time you'll see us before we are repented queens. Programming update. We will be back next week starting Tuesday. And you think you're upset there's no episode of The Morning Toast? At least you won't be fasting. Maybe you will, but maybe not. Maybe it's like a double whammy. You're fasting and there's no toast.

Yeah, it's really upsetting. So Monday we'll be repenting for our sins. And then we'll see you back here on Tuesday just to do them all over again. Yes, to start sinning all over again. And then also speaking of Judaism, after this episode we are going to record our latest Patreon episode which is you know a sequel to an episode we did a while ago that was very popular. I think we did it like a year ago. Yeah. Around this time because it's it's a big time for the Jews. We always get a lot of questions about like Judaism like from fellow Jews and from people who've like never met

a Jew in their life. So we're doing a whole Jewish podcast, Patreon episode, answering people's questions, common FAQs, you know, from people. So that'll be on our Patreon. And it's truly never been a better time to sign up for the Morning Test Patreon. Never, ever been a better time. Also, my sweater today is from Zara. So I really- Me too!

I finished out the week like full Zara strong. You wore Zara to dinner last night. I wore Zara to dinner last night and a different item that I've worn on the show this week. So I kept good on my promise. It's been a Zara filled week and I'm happy to finish strong. This is the sweatshirt I was talking about where it's like this waistband is tight. I hate that shit. And it's like go it's cropping a little high but I just keep pulling it down. Yeah um so I'm excited. I feel like we should just dive right in because there's so much to tackle. Okay we could do that. I don't really have anything else to say except that we went to dinner last night. And if you're ever in the New York area and you're looking for a great

outdoor dining experience, Quality Bistro was fabulous. It was really, really good. We also just had such a nice time, like great conversation, laughs, drinks, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Like I feel like I ate my food and I didn't even like pay attention to it because we were just like chatting and chatting. Yeah. Like honestly, my meal was like a six out of 10, feel like I ate my food and I didn't even like pay attention to it because we were just like chatting and chatting. Yeah, like honestly, my meal was like a six out of ten. But like I didn't mind because first of all, the ambiance was beautiful. It felt very clean. Like some of the outdoor dining is like you're literally eating in the sewer.

But it was very elevated. The drinks were great. The company was great. The service was great. It was really like a ten out of ten experience. It really, really was. We also recorded the Redheads yesterday. So that will be available to you next week.

Another fabulous episode with the fabulous group of gals. I expect nothing less from the Redheads than fabulosity. Yeah, no, the Redheads, they deliver. They really do. So they're not like DiGiorno. They deliver. So we're going to deliver. Yes.

The fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. I spoke to the doctor. She said I'm probably all good to go into the weekend without any symptoms. So I have nothing to say today. Oh my gosh, that's so exciting. It's good news. It is good news.

Okay. Well, it's actually bad news. Ultimately. Ultimately. Like we need to pay our medical bills. But the first story is one of the big stories of the day. Demi Lovato and Max Ehrich split two months after his proposal. After a whirlwind romance and engagement, Demi Lovato and fiancé Max Ehrich split two months after his proposal. After a whirlwind romance and engagement,

Demi Lovato and fiance Max Ehrich have called it quits. According to multiple sources, the couple who got engaged in July and celebrated their six-month dating anniversary earlier this year started having problems over the last several weeks as they returned to work after quarantine together in LA amid the pandemic. Why would that be hard? Max doesn't have a job. I think he is on a soap opera. Actually, the people who work on soap operas are very busy. And from what I understand in this Twitter thread that I read, which we'll get into, he's working in Atlanta right now. And she actually went there to be with him and be supportive.

And that's where things fell into disarray. So you sent me this Twitter thread last night, but I've been here. No, I didn't send it. Oh, maybe Margo did. Oh, I guess it was Snitch and I thought it was you. Oh, no, no. Margo sent it in our group chat.

I thought it was you. It was you. Margo sent it, but I have even before that, like Stan Twitter hated Max because he's kind of been like a hanger on her, like star fucker for like the last couple of years. And there's so many screenshots of him like being obsessed with Selena Gomez, commenting on all celebrities Instagrams like he's so desperate he's

like really what you in Hollywood you call like a wannabe star fucker and like he really he got pretty far because he got engaged to Demi Lovato and I'm sure that like his desperation had something to do with the fact the reason why she broke up with him yeah when I first heard this story that they broke up I was like kind of sad because I really want happiness for Demi Lovato. And I thought that she had found that. And then I saw this Twitter thread. Desperate.

It was so like, now it all makes sense to me. There's not a piece of this story that I don't understand. I think Demi Lovato must be an extremely trusting, optimistic person and let this person into her life. And later found out that like he

was using her to get to Selena Gomez. Using her and really just wanted to marry like a celebrity and I just can't believe that this guy got this far and then fucked it up yeah because this is an ambitious guy who's like so driven to marry a celebrity and he was so close and like I don't know what you guys were fighting about but like I can't believe he couldn't like let it go make her happy like yeah because he wanted it so badly guys were fighting about, but like, I can't believe he couldn't like let it go, make her happy. Like, yeah, because he wanted it so badly. But I'm so glad that like whatever happened that she saw through this because it is so clear that he is using her.

You know what I was thinking about last night when I was thinking about how she's being used? What? And that he's committing usury. Usury? Yeah. We were playing cards against humanity. We had a pack that was also like a Jewish pack,

but we were playing with the regular pack. And the word usury was a card, but I thought it was part of the Jewish pack and it was usury. And I didn't know what it was. It was an alternative pronunciation of our last name. And I was like showing it. I'm like, you think you have a bad card?

What is this? Wait, quickly back to Demi Lovato. I agreed that when I heard it, like I was sad for Demi. But, like, to be honest, I feel like this relationship from the announcement to, like, all the content and just, like, everything about it was so strange. And I actually wasn't sad that it was over. Like, okay, Demi Lovato is a little bit further away from, like, her fairytale ending.

But, like, it would have been horrible if she went through with this. Like, something about, and I didn't want to be a bitch when we were, like, reporting on the engagement. But, like, something about the whole thing was so fake and phony and like green screen about it like it was just so wrong and I'm like wow this girl really wants a boyfriend okay so she got one and she got this freak but to be honest um I didn't see it like that I had no idea oh I did I really was so naive and I was hopeful I know that they only dated for like six months in total but you know I was hopeful that that just meant that the love was so strong in there because that happens too.

Of course. And I had no idea who this person was and that he was like a professional Instagram commenter. I don't know who verified him. Well, did you know? And how he even has like a career. I have a really fun fact for you about Max. Okay.

You know, this whole time I thought it was Ehrlich. I know. You said that when they got engaged too. Oh, did I? I thought I pronounced it wrong. Yeah. It's actually Max. Do engaged too. Oh, did I? Because you thought I pronounced it wrong. Yeah. It's actually Mac Osri. Do you know at one point in time, like fairly recently, maybe like a year ago,

Max Erich was pitched to be on the toast and we said no. Wow. I love us. Yeah. But that was obviously before he was dating Demi Lovato because I would have said yeah. Oh, for sure. That's so crazy. Yeah.

I had no idea who this man was. And now it's very clear to me what's been going on and I'm and I'm happy that that Demi saw the light I hope I don't sound ridiculous but I don't know who this man is yeah I'm sorry to this man wait I actually recently saw the full it's fucking version of the video do you know what she's talking about Chaney yes oh my god it's iconic literally I thought she was like acting in that video, but it was like a W magazine, like funny, like shtick YouTube video.

And they put up a picture of Dick Cheney and like, she really didn't know who he was. He was like, I'm, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, but I don't know who this man is. That's the best, best video ever.

I'm not sorry to this man though. Like, I'm sorry to Demi Lovato that I just like, I feel for her. My heart goes out to her because we know that she's been through so much I think that ultimately what she really wants is love and a relationship and it's clear in the fact that she accepted a proposal like from a freak but it's just it's not her time and like I feel really sad for her you know she's just one of those girls who like wants like wants, like, love in a fairy tale so bad

that, like, she'll almost do anything she can to get it. Yeah, and that's not where you want to be. No, that's not where you want to be. I don't know, I feel like when we watch these documentaries about Demi, like, she's always talking in hindsight about, like, these people that she surrounded herself with who were drilling holes into her head. Can you guys hear the construction? Because it's as if the window is wide open.

No, literally. Is it fine in the audio also we haven't spoken about how like the people on the roof behind jackie on the show we need to give them credit it's so funny literally every time i watch the show and they switch to jackie's like one camera and on the roof behind her like out the window there's always like construction going on so you you could see like people, some cuties. It's like I'm sure one day we'll get like their daughters are going to see it and then they're going to come out with signs. Yeah, this is like GMA has an audience on the sidewalk and we have those guys. And the construction out the window. Yeah, it's exciting.

But you know what? Sometimes you can't hear it. So we'll try not to harp on it. All right, so Demi Lovato and Max are no more, and, you know, the only person really devastated

is obviously Max. Oh, yeah, for sure. He came so close to the dream. And for Demi, like, I'm happy for you that you saw through this, ma'am. Even if I can't understand That was good.

I like that little run at the end. That was nice. So, Demi, we love you. This is for the best. We love you. This is for the best. My reputation's never been worse, so You must like him for him

Yeah. Okay, next story. This whole episode is about baby news you guys so gird your loins princess eugenie is pregnant the royal is expecting her first child with husband jack brooks bank is that the one who got married before beatrice i mean but well yes no before the covid wedding yes she had a real royal wedding okay right right right and she was the snatchler they look so similar and they're like not twins they're just like really like sisters who look a lot alike can't relate and i just can never tell them apart i i treat them like they're twins i'm like which twin are you

they're like the oppenheims yes but the oppenheims are twins you know they're roommates they're roommates yeah no this is really sweet love a good news. Yeah. And so who will this baby be to the queen? Great grandchild. That is so crazy. Her ninth great grandchild. What a legacy. What a legacy. Crazy times.

Happy for them. We're just going to plow right through this because I'm also happy for Billy Lord, who is a mom. The actress has welcomed her first child with fiance austin rydell this was sweet she posted a picture on instagram um i like billy lord i mean she's kind of low-key now i feel like for a while like during the screen queens era she was like super like out and about but now she's kind of low-key and i just love when people you know of like evolve you know and she's like a mom now and it's just beautiful she posted a picture of bebe's feet it's got a big foot

by the way i thought the same thing i'm like damn these are big feet you know what i think it is basketball player it's because when like we met michaela she was like small and so now i see these but also it's like when i saw pictures of magnolia before i met her i thought she was like a full-sized dog and then i saw her in person and she was like the smallest thing i ever saw so sometimes like the pictures when it's just a foot on its own like you don't see it to scale you're just or maybe the baby just has big feet maybe maybe the baby's gonna be a basketball player the next Michael Jordan maybe anyways baby's name is Kingston Fisher Lord Rydell well that's a lot of names stating it reminds me of Greece Kingston Fisher Lord Rydell right Fisher Debbie Fisher Billy Lord Rydell. Right. Fisher, Debbie Fisher, Billy Lord. Rydell is him.

Kingston is his name. That's a nice name. I've heard worse celebrity names. This is very like a blogger, you know. You know that meme about like all the blogger baby names? Like spelled weird. Like whatever. Like this reminds me of that.

Oh, got it. Like Kaylin or whatever. Right, right, right, right. Raylin? I don't think so. Kingston? Kingston. It's a cute name. I'm sorry. There's only one Kingston. Sean. Kaylin or whatever. Right, right, right, right. Raylin? I don't think so. Kingston? Kingston. It's a cute name. I'm sorry.

There's only one Kingston. Sean. Sean. I agree. And Mandy Moore is pregnant. She is? I'm pregnant with her husband, Taylor Goldsmith. I didn't even know she was married.

There are certain celebrities who, like, I like, and, like, I just couldn't, like, care less about their personal life. I feel like Mandy Moore is one of them. Like, I appreciate her, love her work. I feel like Mandy Moore is one of them. Like I appreciate her, love her work. I really like Mandy Moore, but unfortunately like her participation in This Is Us has made me dislike her. I could not agree more. And here's the thing about This Is Us.

Like I just have a bone to pick with it. I don't, I've never seen it. I know that I wouldn't like it. You would hate it. And like I felt pretty certain about that. And then I watched Selling Sunset and I feel more certain about it that like no no see this is what I always say there are two types of people in this world and there are people who think that This Is Us is inspiring and people who think it's like

dumb and stupid and there's just there's nothing wrong with either group there's just two totally different people I watched the first season it's not like I didn't give it a try it is just so fucking corny and like the fact you know what I think bothers me about it too the way that like e-news writes up about like Milo Ventimiglia and like Mandy Moore like you will die at their romance what happened to Jack like the way they talk about them I think is what makes me hate the show even more and caused me to stop watching so I don't know if the actual show just sucks or the way that people act like the show is like the cure for cancer yeah and that like every week we're gonna cry buckets of tears it's just so corny and tacky like and I know I'm probably offending a lot of people but that's what I do here at the morning shows and people probably

love it like tune in every weekend weekend whatever day Monday with their girlfriends and it's just like you would have to tie me down and get me to watch another minute of that show and it's not like i didn't try yeah no like i want the show to end no so badly like i want it to fail no like i just wanted to finish like please you had your fun all the shows that i love like it's three seasons max true and then like these shows like just end they go on forever they go on forever I just can't so anyways I'm really happy for Mandy Moore though me too she's a sweet girl baby boy Goldsmith is coming early 2021 is her husband's last name is Goldsmith

I have to guess yes Goldsmith yeah so we love to see it love to see it. Love to see it. So many. I mean, this is really now the byproduct of quarantine. Yes. So many babies being conceived, being born. And you know what? It's not a bad problem to have. No, not a bad problem to have. Very exciting time. And lots of baby news. What can we say? Lots of baby. Moira Rose is just celebrating. Yeah. She is happy. Yes. She's a happy woman. Okay, our fifth and final story is really one of the craziest stories I've ever heard that I felt like I needed to share with the class.

It's like a weird news story, but I just wanted to switch it up. Okay. A police raid in Vietnam finds more than 300,000 used condoms. I saw this. Being packed for resale. Washed and packed in their defense. Excuse me?

Excuse me? I'm just saying, you gotta get the facts straight. Okay. Police in Vietnam said they found about 320,000 recycled used condoms that were being repackaged as new, local media reported on Thursday. Market inspectors in Binh Duong province raided a factory near ho chi minh city where they discovered used condoms being repackaged to be sold at the market an inspector said the factory's 34 year old owner a woman confessed they purchased the condoms from someone else after buying the condoms from a man they were washed and reshaped then packed in plastic bags according to the newspaper

i mean this is so vile first of all just like the of course like the hygiene, this is so vile. First of all, just like the, of course, like the hygiene of it is so disgusting. Then like scamming people. Do you know what people do with condoms? Like they put them, of course, like on their penises, but they, they do other things with them too. Like they just frolic around, they go in different orifices. Like it's so fucking disgusting. Like this is literally like a human rights violation. The UN should get involved. I completely agree. It's one of the most disturbing things I think I've ever heard. No, I completely agree. Sick. These people are just trying to, you know, have safe sex and be responsible. And I can't even imagine what sort of communicable diseases are being passed around those used

condoms. Yeah. VTV said it was unclear how many condoms were already resold. Oh my god, that's just awful. And in the middle of a pandemic. Oh, nonetheless, right. The next pandemic is gonna be like a global venereal disease. Yes. Ugh, sick. Sick story. Makes me sick. Sick story.

This is like that episode of Friends when Ross finds out that condoms are only like 97% effective. Oh. And he's like really furious telling everyone about it. I was just watching Friends this morning. I've actually started to watch Friends while I do my makeup instead of listening to music or just like any TV. And it's really enjoyable. Sometimes I wish Daily Pop was on a little bit earlier so I could watch it as I get ready

for this show. Kind of like research, you know? Yeah. But it's on at 1230. Oh, they actually moved it up. It's on at 11 now. Still doesn't help me. No, it doesn't help you. But they did make it a little earlier for you. Thanks. Oh, they actually moved it up. It's on at 11 now. Still doesn't help me. No, it doesn't help you.

But they did make it a little earlier for you. Thanks. Thanks, Morgan. Thanks, Justin. So those are the fast-paced stories that I do feel as though you needed to know. A lot of baby news. And for those who are trying not to get pregnant and using condoms, be careful as well. Be careful.

Be careful as well. Our Vietnamese toasters. Be careful. Okay, let's dive into the TV recap segment because that's truly what we came here to do today that's what we came here to do let's start with selling sunset because you finished it i finished it a day ago you finished just last night tell me what your thoughts were so my thoughts are the same as they were last time you saw me like i absolutely worship the ground that christine quinn walks on i will say like obviously my heart has softened towards Chrishell 100 percent um what she

went through is going through was just completely sad and seems unfair I understand that people are upset with Davina for saying there are two sides to every story that was so bitchy so bitchy and so uncalled for and and something that you say in the privacy of your own home if that's how you feel right but to like continue down that road and I mean I I think I want to say I understood maybe what she was trying to get out and I think this is what one Brett or Jason was saying too which is like you never know what's going on yes behind closed doors I feel like Chris Davina and even Christine's like inclination to want to hear Justin's side and take his side it's like Justin's not your friend right and maybe Chrishell's not

your friend but she's the person in your life where you even know co-worker where you even know about this relationship or or have a horse in this race so you're you need to take Chrishell's side yeah of course I think that Davina was way more guilty in that situation Christine was like getting married like didn't really care and just Christine talked shit like just to talk shit yeah and whereas like Davina came up with a plan like it was so strange yeah and I think Christine likes to play devil's advocate and just like say and really say what she thinks but I think ultimately she would feel badly but I think Davina just like kept on like Christine had that conversation once in her house when they were like all sitting around talking about it.

Also, Christine did not say that to Chris shell. Like there's a difference. There's a difference. Um, also it was getting frustrating for me because I really, really like Amanza, but her blind spot is like her inability to just stay out of things.

And like, she's so defensive of Mary and like, we love a loyal friend, but I literally despise Mary. She's one of my least favorite people. So like Amanza is just being brought down by Mary, and she has to stop. I completely agree. And she was being a bodyguard.

No, she lost me. Yeah. And yeah, Mary, it's so crazy that like this whole show is like people fighting about Mary's friendship and Mary's listings, and I'm like, Mary who? She's so like irrelevant. She's so irrelevant. Every time I see, like hear about Mary, I'm like, who? First of all, she doesn't seem like a a Mary I think her name should be Heather I know I think her name

should be just like Gina no like she's not a Mary so it's it's confusing to me I figured out who Amanza reminds me of okay remember from like season one Real Housewives of Orange County Joe yes I got that one too she reminds me of. I don't know Joe well enough to be like reminded of her at times. No, she gave me a little Joe. Also, someone said that Amanda reminds them of Robin from The Peloton Instructor. And I think that's also a really good call. I think that these are all good calls. But it's just like, it's so weird.

I feel like a lot of times I watch something and I figure out who someone reminds me of. But like this show is just full of people who remind me of other people. Yeah, it's actually kind of strange. It's really strange. strange I mean the bowling balls bring me back to my youth my bowling league stuff I can't those guys are actually like pretty smart it's annoying how they um really favor Mary and like of course you can't even see it and Jason like obviously is like still in love with Mary but not ready to come in and I think in like five years they'll totally get married it's so weird no it's so strange and also like what is the dynamic between Jason and Brett I think Jason's in charge because even when I watched um the intro on like the first episode I thought it was weird how Jason said hi I'm Jason Oppenheim

this is my brother Brett just kind of like setting the tone for who's in charge well you think about them way more than I do no I do they're involved like a decent amount they're not like Lisa Vanderpump like who's they're at every party oh yeah they are and I think like the Oppenheim group it is what I think it is like pretty successful endeavor yeah no and the real estate part of it although I presume to be like largely uh fabricated is actually really interesting I mean LA real estate is such trash like I don't think I could ever live there unless I literally had 40 million dollars for that hillside plaza no you would want to live at that one the one at the top of the hill do you know how like well there's no other houses near me literally like these other fucking no but like houses are on oh of course but I'm saying like in the show the houses are on top of each other you're paying four

million dollars for no backyard to literally be you could see into your neighbor's shower yeah no but these new houses that like Mary's showing in beverly hills i'm about that okay but even that 19 million dollar one with the tennis court and the pool um that jason and mary were showing their clients was so sick that needed updated bathrooms yeah yeah yeah it was so nice 19 million dollars they were like pretty much on a main road and the houses were so close the neighbors on both sides were like a couple inches away like 18 million dollars no it's insane you can't get your own plot of land that's insane insane it was such a crock of shit like I actually think for the house of my dreams I need 30 million dollars I think you do too that's what I'm saying um the one thing about Crochelle that I wanted to talk about was before the divorce I was like really

hating her and the divorce definitely like you you can't help but feel bad for her and I actually thought her sister was so sweet and like when she gave her a facial it was just like I was gonna cry it was like so so so sweet no it was so sweet I wanted her to stay in St. Louis me too and never for one second did I think Chrishell was like acting like her tears were real her pain was real like I totally really really felt bad for her and I just have to say I didn't realize but she exclusively went by Chrishell Hartley and now on Dancing with the Stars on Instagram she's Chrishell Stouse and I just have to say like I have so much respect for that like you marry a celebrity like you keep the last name it's like a parting gift like because then forever you're known like yeah I'm connected to Hollywood like and I just the fact that she didn't like

really changes how I think about her like I have so much respect for her. No when I started watching this show I like I only know her as Kershelle Staus. Right, right, right. And so I didn't even know that she went by Hartley and she really made that change so quick and she made it stick. So I totally agree. I think that was very impressive. We have to talk about the new girl also this season.

Who? Amanza's wigs. They were so bad. Yeah. And I think she's probably like the most beautiful girl in the office and she just i think wanted to like level up her style and her wigs were on so they were good wigs but they were on so poorly and then every time she was in her confessionals where she had

her own hair i thought she looked so much better yeah um so maybe she'll see herself on tv and like and yeah yeah no i totally agree also like she couldn't sell that house I was like just this is pathetic no and like the lateness I actually like can't I can't relate but I did feel like that scene with when Heather asked her to show her the house and Amanda like did it which was the nicest thing and also sold it she did deserve a piece of her commission like unless a lot more goes into being a listing agent than just showing the house and maybe that's true I don't I really don't know that much about real estate. And I've also realized like it would be the job that I would be the absolute worst at.

I agree. Is that job. I agree. I didn't know how I felt about the fact that she was late. And like Heather was like, then you shouldn't have gone. I felt two ways. I'm like, Heather, are you fucking kidding me? Like this girl did you a favor, but also Amanza, 30 minutes.

I know. Okay. 10 minutes. I can understand you have kids 30 minutes and when that happened like i was still really out on heather and really pro amanza so i was like excuse me but now i i don't know 30 minutes late that's really bad to leave someone waiting like and it wound up being the person who bought the house the group being divided into three and three and like amanza being on the wrong side really really bothers me and like her and davina just need to switch because Davina's just the worst and like but she would but that's the point like Davina is the you know

the bone barrier for that group yeah no I know but she's so annoying I mean that scene was actually fascinating where Heather got super pissed and walked out because they were making fun of the paparazzi I just have to say Christine was although she maybe they were being a little mean they were 100% right paparazzi does not know where Tariq El Moussa is at all times you have publicists they call they arrange it that she obviously has a relationship with Us Weekly because every time they were talking about it it was Us Weekly so she obviously has a girl there that that she knows she's like hey me and Tariq baked cupcakes like of course it's planted nobody actually cares about Tariq and Heather so like the fact that she got so defensive totally meant that,

of course, it's coordinated. Agreed. And like they write up her Instagram post and Heather is able to be like, you know, they're interested in us. But like, no, she has a publicist who pitches it. It's not a big deal. By the way, just own it. Like that, come on.

I agree. It's so silly. Do you think that Chrishell called the paparazzi on herself after the divorce like I actually think no I have become very cynical about like every you know paparazzi photo that we see because I would say nine out of ten of them are staged but like I don't think that she did here's here's why I don't think one because when there's a moving truck at her house first of all it actually was really big news. Like, people were talking about it.

Two, I could see the paparazzi seeing the big orange moving truck and just following it. Like, that doesn't sound so crazy to me. And three, I don't think if she had a choice, she would have left those red, ugly curtains up, but it was because of the paparazzi. So I actually believe 100% that it was, like, real. Yeah.

Okay, so did I. And I'm very cynical about that as well. Yeah, okay. Christine's wedding. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Okay. So did I. And I'm very cynical about that as well. Yeah. Okay. Christine's wedding. Oh my gosh. Okay. Christine.

She is still everything of the sort. I do not understand how she has less followers than Heather. She does? Yeah. She has 1.3. Heather has 1.5. Chrishell has like 1.8 now. Justin has 1.9.

So I really want Chrishell to have more followers than him. Wait. Justin? Hartley. Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait. I cannot believe Chrishell has 1.3. Her Instagram is so premium

christine christine sorry yeah but also christine didn't have instagram before the show so she started at zero whereas like i'm sure chrishell had a couple hundred yeah but i mary has 1.1 and davina has 155k that's pathetic people hate her that's pathetic oh did you see I've now been like re-catching up on stuff Davina also like lied about her age she's like not in her 30s she's 42 oh no I didn't see that but like the Daily Mail like uncovered her birth certificate or something oh my god that's crazy no I was just catching up with everything Christine has said and done since the show ended and I feel like her and Chrishell are in a really bad place I sent you an article a page six article where Christine just like had word vomit and just like said a million things about Chrishell. And like, I don't think

they were malintended, but like if I were Chrishell, I would be, if I were Chrishell, I'd be really fucking pissed. And I think that she is. Yeah. Um, the wedding was, although not my particular taste, like I actually really respect people who have like a unique style in their own point of view, even if it's like not at all like what I would do. So I mean, every wedding is really the same and I can say with certainty I've never seen a wedding like Christine's I thought the snow was incredible I actually liked the black dress and the fog like it was not my personal taste but it was beautiful it was incredible agreed my personal taste is not that gothic vibe but it was done like in that way so beautifully and it was frustrating that they didn't focus on the actual wedding more because that was a million dollar wedding

she spared no expense it got the same level of coverage as mary's who we found out also was already married to romaine this was for the ceremony and like this was a an entire production event like and also she did she was less stressed than mary and obviously she had a wedding planner but like mary spent so much time like being so stressed and frazzled about her backyard wedding that she was already married and like christine put on like didn't mention it once the oscars of weddings and i feel like her wedding didn't get the respect that it deserved i couldn't agree and i actually read an article where christine said she watched the episode, she was crying because she hated the way that they portrayed it

because they really just like focused on cocktail hour, her co-workers bickering. And the snow. And I would have been upset if I were her too. Of course. Because like even though we got to like see the wedding, I feel like not a big enough deal was made about like how absolutely stunning and sensational

and sensational and unique and perfect it was I agree I could have used like a whole spin-off episode of the wedding it was beautiful Christine needs her own show I agree she's on another level she should be on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills yes I have read like articles that she said that like that's what she wants to do with her life but like how would her and Erika Jayne be in the same room together I actually think their energies would complement each other eric they're kind of different they look so they look so similar and they dress so similar but i actually feel like they're kind of different erica jane is not bitchy yeah she's actually kind of quiet i guess but i also feel

like christine and also erica jane like thinks of every thinks about every word that comes out of her mouth before it does and christine is actually the complete opposite and then like she'll say what she thinks and what she means and if she doesn't feel that way a little later she'll apologize which is my favorite quality of hers and it doesn't get enough respect they're just like they treat her like Ramona like the sorry to her when it's like no she's actually in the total of the three seasons apologized twice both times I felt it was very very sincere and nobody believed her both times like why would she keep apologizing to you bitches yeah so it's very interesting i feel like now the the teams are changing i saw that heather was like in newport with i saw that too um the other side and also heather and tarik are engaged if you even just glance at her instagram once like

the last 50 posts are like right after we got proposed it was like it was so crazy it's literally like a parody i mean her ring is eight carats it's like it was so crazy it's literally like a parody I mean her ring is eight carats it's huge it's eight carats she said he got me eight carats my favorite number oh my god my favorite number is 15 like 1000 oh wow I didn't even I didn't really look at the ring yeah her Instagram page is like a parody of a person who just got engaged yeah it's like it's a lot it's a lot and you know what I I liked Heather for a brief moment just because she was so blindly loyal and obsessed with Christine but if you take that out of the equation she's so lame and like a dope yeah also how come we never saw Tarek on the show like why didn't he was at the wedding he was

yes I saw it on her Instagram she said you might not have seen him on camera but Tarek was at the wedding why doesn't he like and Justin Hartley was apparently at a few things in the previous seasons because um christine and divina were like when we saw him here he was so nice to us so i read more into that and they were talking about the critics choice awards oh and i think things that were not filmed i don't think he came within like three inches of netflix yeah yeah i agree even though this show has become respectable and the first two seasons it was like oh this like reality show my wife does. It was like embarrassing for him and now he's like that's probably why he got divorced because he's like he's on a cable show and he's like my wife's doing like a trash reality show. Now it's like bigger than this is us.

My my how the tables have turned. My my next thing you know this is us. Canceled. Poof. Gone. That would be a dream. Justice for Chrishell. That would be justice for Chrishell. That's really why I wanted the show to be canceled. Yeah she actually looked beautiful this season she definitely got like some fillers but I thought she looked amazing yeah um so that's that on that season four I'm not sure when it's coming but I think they're filming it now because I saw that Chrishell was like showing houses in like full glam oh right and so I hope there's a quick-ish turnaround me too now I'm like on the selling sunset train oh for sure I'm really excited for the next season and hopefully I hope that it's soon and I just hope that Christine's there and

I still love her so much me too even though she is like beyond like she's too good for the show oh totally but I just want to like make clear like everyone said like just wait your opinions will change yeah I just want you guys to know like I'm ride or die at this point we've reached the tipping point where nothing she says or does I will ever feel differently about right now it's like not even so much whether I agree with her decisions it's like don't care don't care like she's really reached that echelon of like really like five people in this world who who like I'm just unapologetically like supportive of yeah um Real Housewives of york finale was so boring like it was just not a season worth three reunions bear i would say barely two usually the third reunion is like full of like the real

meat and potatoes it was so boring literally talking about sonia by sonia morgan for 30 minutes like it was just a nothing burger from a nothing season and to be honest like even with the real fights and like the real meat of it like like Dorinda is, she's impossible to watch. It's someone who refuses to take accountability, just digs their grave, digs their grave, digs their grave, like says like, I was in a bad place. So apologize. That's fine. We've all been in bad places.

Like it was just infuriating for the actual like good parts of the reunion. She's a horror to watch. Like it's so unenjoyable. She's a nightmare. I actually like after last unenjoyable she's a nightmare I actually like after last night's episode I can't stand her she made me like really really support Ramona which is how you know she's so unreasonable yeah and it makes but like I'm that's why I'm glad that they announced before the reunion started airing that Dorinda would be gone because I think that if they knew people were watching it through the lens of like she might still be back here

it's it would turn you off completely. I'm also, I also think it's actually really, really good for Leah that Dorinda's leaving because Leah is like a fan favorite, but I literally, she's like being brought down. She's so blinded by her friendship with Dorinda.

Like she is known for being like funny and like very Bethany, like on the ball commentary, kind of moral compass. Like, and when she says Dorinda never hits below the belt but Ramona does I'm like what fucking show are you watching like it was just so void of any logic or reasoning and if Dorinda had continued and Leah would have continued to be like her friend and supportive like it I think it would have been Leah's downfall because you

you sleep with dogs you get fleas a hundred percent so Leah should be really grateful that Dorinda is not returning she should be um the best part of the episode was watched wrap inside did you see bethany doing one on one no oh my god it was incredible first of all bethany looked unbelievably beautiful i've never seen her look so beautiful in my life and she was like just wearing a tank top and jeans like she looked so stunning she was really leaning into housewives she like knew a lot what was going on she didn't pretend like she hasn't been watching she's friends with Dorinda she knew a lot of like the Tinsley drama and she is just like my queen forever and ever she was amazing like she just looked amazing she looked so happy and you want to hear something crazy yeah she's still married what Beth Andy

was like are things are going so well with Paul like do you think you're ever gonna get married she goes I'm still married to Jason how is that possible they're still going through it what's there to go through I don't know he's a fucking nightmare that's crazy lunatic that's crazy what else did she say um she was talking a lot about um like season one she was showing her memorabilia she actually has like the first gold apple that was like on the table at the first reunion and everyone signed it um she had this like Andy Warhol style um portrait that they sent her and she was like when they sent it to me I was furious I'm like I lived in a tiny apartment like what the fuck was I gonna do with it but now bless you but now um it's like her favorite relic and she spoke a lot about scary island how she was like a survivor and it was like this great

moment for her because she'd been seeing this craziness in kelly and like nobody had been seeing it and it was like frustrating she's trying to show people then kelly showed everyone and it was like bethany was vindicated she was like this is what i've been trying to say yeah so it was um what'd she think about this season what'd she think about tinsley well she's just she told dorinda like she said that andy asked like ramona said on the reunion that like you've been in dorinda's ear and bethany's like i'm really busy actually like i donated 20 million pbe supplies i run a business i just launched my podcast that's why she was on the show promoting her podcast um so i wasn't coaching dorinda but she did ask me for advice before the season started and during the reunion and before the season started I told her just to forget about the

Tinsley stuff like I told her just to be cool not let it get to her and just like move on and of course she didn't listen to me and I told her to do the same thing at the reunion and of course she didn't listen to me great yeah she said she keeps in touch with Dorinda and Sonia and like radio silence from everyone else interesting that's so crazy about Luann like yeah it's radio silence because also Andy played a game like do you regret it and it was like things she did on the show that she regrets and of course they brought up the tipsy girl horrible conversation in Bethany's office and Bethany said no but she regrets her delivery not her message yeah when they replayed that last night when they played like a montage of Sonia's failed

business ideas like it was so painful to watch when so when Bethany called her a cheater ran and Sonia was like I just thought I could have you know some success too oh my god it's fucking pathetic it was literally the saddest scene in the housewives oh I'm really nervous for when you get there and you're re-watching I don't think I'll make it all that way I think I was gonna stop like near like Heather Thompson and Kristen Tickman like I don't need to watch Kristen Tickman okay okay um so yeah I really hurt my heart I don't really have anything to say about the reunion it was really really boring I don't I didn't have much to say either it didn't require three parts like we literally had the conversation about Dorinda already so like did you just we had it in part one? Yeah. Like,

so why didn't we put the thing to bed? But I did think it was interesting how they made a point to say like, that everyone now is on pretty like fine terms with Ramona, like her and Leah made up. And so that gives Ramona a pathway to the next season. And I think that's good. Also, Bethany said that she watched the part of the reunion where um they were talking about leah getting on the show and she said i want credit like i sent you leah not and

30 other names and seven other names and i followed up and casting asked me for her contact information and i gave it to her so like she wanted credit for leah oh okay but she said she hasn't met leah yet but so then how was she so gung-ho about her i have no idea interesting also when sonja said that her and ramona would be having two for one martinis at the burger heaven like i literally wanted to cry i actually think cutest thing burger heaven which is right by sonia's apartment i actually think they might have closed because of the pandemic i have to double check but i think i'm yeah i think it might have been one of the many businesses to go out confirmed yes that was that's very very sad they had the most amazing curly fries and apparently martinis i didn't know they had a bar

no me neither she probably like exposed them for not having a liquor license really sad wow so there is like there's a foundation for next season but like they have got to turn it around they got work to do painful painful season yes oh and bethany pretty much confirmed that there is that uh the new housewife because um Bethany was saying, amongst the people, she's been sending Andy people when she's on the show, off the show. She kind of acts as an executive producer. She really wants the show to succeed. She's always sending names of people she thinks are interesting. She said, I've sent so many African American people who might not have been right or the timing wasn't right.

So I'm really happy that you guys are doing that. That's what she said. Got it. Kind of confirming what we reported on this week. Oh, that's what she said got it kind of confirming what we reported on this week oh that's so exciting yeah she was just she's such tv gold like she was just being so funny and so beautiful and so charismatic and so charming oh my god i have to watch it i had no idea you know she sent a million has well so andy also played this game like what would you ask them because she's a podcast host now and it's like what's the first um question you would

ask these people and there's like kelly bensamone whatever and then there was governor cuomo and bethany was like do you know like i was the one who gave you a million hazmat suits like at the height of the pandemic when like there was no supplies in new york like do you know that it was me like am i on your radar that was her question which i thought was really funny oh interesting that's so funny okay i'm gonna watch it it was good you just like recap the whole thing yeah there's literally nothing else for you to watch. You don't have to watch it. I want to just like get her vibe you know. So yeah that's it. Keeping up. Oh keeping up. It was a good episode actually. No it was really good. Like it was such an interesting time even though I found

it to be and I thought that even though like I don't really want to watch coronavirus programming like in the beginning I was like excited to see like what you know reality shows when I thought it was just going to be short but like now going back to that time like really is like PTSD oh that's funny I didn't have that reaction I actually found it fascinating to see if I could like see how we all spoke about coronavirus before we knew it was a real thing like it's actually like interesting to see because we've never been in a pandemic before like we just brushed it off like we're probably we probably didn't take it that seriously if I listened to some of our conversations from February so I thought it was just interesting to see how the world spoke about it like everything happened so fast you know it was like one one minute it wasn't a big deal and then next thing

you know we're all home for three weeks like yeah it was just so crazy and it happened so fast so actually that was fascinating to see how people in California and Europe were just like talking about it before it was really a thing yeah well it was a thing but before like the stay-at-home orders but yeah the like news stuff and then Scott and Chloe like literally didn't go because of it. It was really interesting and so I think we're getting like really close to like when they have to start staying at home because I think that was like the and last week of February first week of March. I think that's when we went to LA also and remember we were on the plane and we were wearing masks yeah and we were doing it like I at least was like ironically no it was like super top of mind

enough for me oh for me it was but anyway so it was it is interesting to see how they each handled it I thought that the prank with Chris was like so fucking funny so funny by the time like and Chris is such a good actress which also makes me like nervous that you know she's always acting on the show because it's weird when they have to do their interviews and like talk about their point of view but before at this point you know and it's like I don't want to watch you guys act because it shows me that you can right and that you might be acting at other times yeah but I like to be honest some of the prank storylines like are not always my favorite but I thought this one was good even when Chris was the victim.

And then when they turned it around on Kim, it got even better. And it was super, I mean, it was super funny. And it wasn't the worst plot of the episode. The dog was. Oh, yeah. The dog was. But I'm so obsessed with Corey Gamble. Like.

Me too. Oh, my God. I started following him on Instagram last night. And I just, like, I love him so much. I literally ship him and chris like forever i love how he is with like the other girls and i just think he is such a wonderful man me too and partner and partner and i just i love him so much and that's really where i landed on this episode and i also felt like I loved the Paris content and like Kim and Northie

Kim getting into that latex outfit like I how did she not literally start profusely sweating I have no idea it was unbelievable and then she like stayed in it all day they couldn't pee till two o'clock that was so crazy so crazy but it was really cute seeing Kim and North because like Kim has like a whole other personality when she's talking about like she's literally camper and counselor yeah and it was like so it was so fun and when Kim started crying when North was performing like I actually got choked up because I don't know there's just so many different versions of Kim's and like honestly sometimes I forget that she's a mom like I know she has a million kids but like she's so many things and then when she was just like she's always the center of attention so for like her kid to be the center of attention, she got all choked up.

I thought it was really sweet. Really sweet. And I loved North's performance. Like I, I am such a big fan. Of North's work. Of North and her work. Yes, I really am. And I loved how like, obviously, you know, she went up there and she did her thing.

Of course. And no one was trying to say like the talent. Right. But they were like the bravery, the courage. It's such a big deal. For a child to go and do that. And like I completely agree. And then like at the end shouting out Penelope who was like in the stands was so sweet.

No, the whole thing was just so cute. It was honestly a really, really good episode. And I actually think like given all the news that's been going around about Kim and Kanye's marriage, I actually feel like it was an episode like that the Kimye stans needed just like because they were so in love in the end they were just like being such good parents and at the end of the day all they really cared about was North's happiness like it was sweet and it was what the Kimye kids needed yeah but I feel like the Kimye stans like myself like were unbothered by the rumors yeah no there have been rumors about them forever and I feel like they always happen when Kanye's tweeting. Like the correlation is right there.

And nothing's happened, so. Yeah, it was a really, a really good episode. Yeah, it was good. I just love them so much. Like, I just love them so much. Oh my God. And when they were all at Nobu. Kylie was drinking a lychee martini. I know.

And I just like love watching them drink. And Kim was like ordering drinks too. Yes, mango martini. And I also feel like we talked about how, did we talk about how like they're always at Nobu in like paparazzi photos and it's like who eats there that often? But I think it's because they get that room and they can film. Yeah. So I really feel like every time they're there, like they're filming premium content for us.

And I think it's, I don't know the LA scene at all, but I do think it's close to Calabasas. Malibu is? Yeah. Interesting. I have no idea where Calabasas is. Like the valley? I don't know. Is it? I Interesting. I have no idea where Calabasas is. Like the valley? I don't know. Is it?

I think. I don't know. I don't know either. We should know now by selling Sunset. No, but they haven't ventured into Calabasas yet. But that's where the money is. And Calabasas is Hidden Hills? Yeah, similar, I think.

Interesting. People who are listening who live in LA are like these fucking dumb bitches. Yeah, no, I haven't like figured out the topography there yet, but I'll get a map. Okay, good for you. Yeah. Now is that all we have to recap? Now that is all that she had written. Okay, thank you guys so much.

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