The Toast - S3 Ep157: Yikes Massie: Wednesday, September 30th, 2020

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

Kevin Hart's wife, Enike Parrish, gives birth to baby girl named Kaori Mai (Page Six) Demi Lovato Teases New Song amid Split from Max Ehrich: 'Music Is Always There for Me' (PEOPLE) New pics show Emma Corrin as Princess Diana in 'The Crown' (NY Post) Taylor Swift fans troll Jake Gyllenhaal on Instagram with 'All Too Well' lyrics (Page Six) Cake Boss' bizarre injury: He had to be cut out of his home bowling alley (The Mercury News) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day. We're almost through the week. It flew by. I love not doing work on Mondays. It's such a fabulous way to start the week. Would you rather not have work on Mondays or have to fast on Mondays? Um, I think, yeah, I don't know. I think I would take the work day. It's like, what do I love more, being lazy or eating? They go hand in hand. They do go hand in hand they do go hand in hand today's hump day but you wouldn't know it because the man of the hour he's not here today he has a very busy schedule so I've heard yeah I spoke to him briefly this morning about his decision to not come in and it was multifaceted the first is that he's obviously just busy I mean if you looked like

that wouldn't you be busy too 100% and the other um was something he was like a little less comfortable talking to me about. Okay. He feels like he's just kind of been pulling focus from the show with his beauty and grace and charm and uniqueness, nerve and talent. And he just didn't feel right about it. He thinks a lot of the, you know, the show is kind of concentrated around him. Yeah.

Oh, there are police at our door. What is going on? Are they looking for us? I don't think so. But like so much drama at Successful Savings. So much drama at Successful Savings. Okay, they're gone. Wow, that was crazy.

That was. I agree. He's definitely been feeling some type of way about like all eyes on him all the time. Yesterday, he was just like the king of symmetry as he sat. Oh, the police wave to us. Have a good day. I went and nerfed their toasters. Definitely not.

The king of symmetry as he sat like dead center. In between us and our guests. It was just something to behold. Yeah, so he just felt like he was really, really pulling focus. And that's not what Rome is about. And he just wanted to take himself out of the equation for a minute and I kind of respect that seeing as how you know this is our show and we should be the stars yeah we have no choice but to respect his decisions

and we have no choice but to be the stars no we we have no choice I am deep into Mad Men and I just I cannot like I'm mad at myself for not watching it sooner but I'm also enjoying it so much like it's it's a Desperate Housewives in terms of level of involvement quality of show and how much like joy and love it brings and speaking of Desperate Housewives I got a message from someone yesterday that there's actually like a record number of actors who have either starred or made cameos in Mad Men and Desperate Housewives. There's like a huge amount of crossover. It's like 11 people. Oh wow that's amazing. My favorite guy I think is Roger Sterling and he plays the mayor in Desperate Housewives. Oh yes. But he is just everything of the sort. No I mean I like never even thought ever in my life about Jon Hamm. Like he never really

never crossed my mind. And if you don't watch Mad Men you will never think about him and I've seen the pictures of him in gray sweatpants like I know what's going on but I just never really thought of him and I think of him yeah quite often yeah no you're gonna think of him he's so handsome and he really just like the fact that he wasn't born in the 50s like it's a shock to me you know he does it so well so I'm enjoying it so much if you've been looking for a true content upper one with seven seasons it's on Amazon Prime. Seven good seasons too. Yeah there hasn't been a moment where I'm like I'm bored it's just so well done. It's so premium. And I'm getting over Elizabeth Olsen like she's so annoying. Yeah she's she's tough but she she'll grow on you and they'll shift focus, you know, because it's very much an ensemble show, as you'll see.

So let me know how you're doing along the way. Yeah, so that's kind of like where I've been. That's so exciting. You know where I've been? Where? What I watched last night? The Click? Yes.

Oh, I was like, how did you know? I posted on my Instagram. Yeah, I'm like, duh. I follow you. I watched The Click. You know what? I found it to be like kind of stressful. I'm not going to lie because like Massey is so bitchy and like she's the worst kind of

teen tween. And it was just like stressing me out. Like, oh my, I don't know. I just, she needed a talking to. Yeah. And she was just like really mean and not in an endearing way. I think that's a really interesting point and not to get like all introspective but I do find it really interesting how like the content like

content has changed so much like the movies we idolized growing up were always about like popular girls in school and they were never like popular and nice like they were always popular and mean and that was really like a genre mean girls like it it was just the type of movie that like kids our age like died for for sure and also it was like the examples for us right and I think it it was like just reminded me of a time when like it was just like cool to be mean and it's not it's not and so watching it now I'm like Massey really yeah yikes yikes Massey no I I agree and it takes a fresh set of eyes to see that yeah but it was you know just exciting to be with the click gals but what do you want stare yeah no like taco burrito nacho the one-liners are real zingers yeah they were real zingers but it was it was

different to watch you know what platform did you watch it on? It's on Netflix. Of course it is. Yeah, so definitely check it out. It was enjoyable, but it definitely made me think. We love for things that just make you think. Yeah, no, we love to be thinking. I'm always thinking. Yeah.

Always. Speaking of thinking, do you want to get into what we got to do today? Because we have the Fast Five stories, of course. Of course. And we have Dear Toasters stories of course and we have dear toasters yes which has just become everyone's favorite moment me too so you know what go for it go for it go for it to dive right in to the five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast shit one second i'm getting a call. We're live. Hello? Dr. Fichemin? The RDH is back? Oh no. Don't worry, doctor. I know just what to do. Today's episode is brought to you by Elf Cosmetics. Oh my god,

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Thank you, Elf Cosmetics. I'm feeling so much better. Love it. Sign on. Get your eyes, lips, face in check. Snatched. First story so exciting. Kevin Hart's wife, Aniko Parrish, gives birth to a baby girl named Kaori Mai.

There are so many babies. I can't keep up. You don't understand. We could do the Fast Five every day and have five stories about births and pregnancies elsa hosk elsa she is pregnant with tom daly yes and um ashley simpson is pregnant she is yes she is so there's just it's honestly too we need to maybe have like a baby segment yeah well what i've been doing is just like picking my favorite news of the day yeah but yeah we could do a baby segment every single day now because there's such wonderful baby news, including the birth of Kaori My Heart.

Oh, she was born? She was born. Oh, I thought they announced a pregnancy. No, Aniko posted, nine months preparing to fall in love for a lifetime. She's thankful, grateful, and blessed, she wrote on Instagram. That's really sweet.

They're like a nice couple. I love them. And they went through like a really public like hard time. And I just love them. And I feel like they're better off now. And they like really worked through it. And I love them. They're better than ever.

And they've been through a lot this year too. We were listening to Kevin Hart on Joe Rogan. And with Kevin's accident. It's just been a really crazy year for them. So this is some really wonderful news. I forgot about that. We listened to that podcast in the car in the middle of the night so like we wouldn't fall asleep. And it was actually a fabulous podcast. It was really, really good. I think that Joe Rogan's

gonna, I think he knows what he's doing. He's gonna go places. Yeah, no, I think his podcast might get kind of big. Yeah, no, for sure. He has what it takes. I'm happy for him, you know. Know that I am. Nobody knows for sure though. No, you know, these things are uncertain. Oh, also, it's International Podcast Day. Oh, my gosh. Happy International Podcast Day, everyone. Happy International Podcast Day to you. Yes, we do have some Canadian toasters.

Therefore, we are international. Yes. Wow, so exciting. I love a day celebrating the art of podcasting. It is an art. It is an art, and we are the artists. Binge me like one of your French girls. Okay, next story, more drama. because it is an art and we are the artists. Spend me like one of your French girls. Okay, next story.

More drama. Demi Lovato teases a new song amid split from Max Eric. Quote, music is always there for me. He just doesn't stop. He put up the... She is teasing new music.

Oh, but you're saying... Well, she has to do something to counteract all of his Instagram posts. He put one up yesterday that he deleted that said that everyone's trying

to Jeffrey Epstein him. And I was like, what? And then he put up a bunch like, save the children, human trafficking. It's like, I agree,

the children should be saved. Like, what does that have to do with this? He's on a spiral and it's like, it's really embarrassing. And Demi's team can't be putting out

more articles fast enough saying how embarrassed she is like to be a part of this. Good, good. That's exactly what she should be doing. It's my favorite word. It's a disgrace.

Early on Wednesday morning, the 28-year-old pop songstress posted on social media and revealed that she is set to release a new song later in the day. Music is always there for me. Song in the AM, she wrote on Twitter. I guess that would be today. Oh no, today's Wednesday. Okay, cool, tomorrow. I was reading it and I'm like song in the am

because she didn't put a period between a.m so I'm like song in the am I'm like are the kids I'm like is this a word I don't know yeah I hope the song is called Demetria I hope the song is he doesn't deserve a song like you write a breakup song for your ex-fiance when they're you know a man of great character and yeah and it's a tragedy and you're overwhelmed with emotion sadness grief not when you're overwhelmed with the emotion of embarrassment unless the song's gonna be called thirst monster oh I like that or disgrace yeah I'm not I'm not so interested but I always love new music from Demi yeah me too this has just been like such a weird series of events. I'm actually like loving and living for it.

And I didn't see that for myself. No. But I was watching our show yesterday. It's such a good show. You guys should check it out on International Podcast Day. And I was watching our Max Eric segment. Yeah. And I was laughing my ass off.

Yeah. Like I'm just really, I was, I just, this one caught me by surprise. Like, because I really, like I said yesterday, I'm so shocked that this man got so far. Yeah. And ruined it. Only to ruin it. Only to ruin it. It just, I feel like the social climbers of the world are, like, so disappointed in him.

Because if he was their god, you know, he made it to Demi Lovato. And he made, you know, the first mistake that social climbers, they teach you about in Social Climbers Anonymous. He got too comfortable. He got too comfortable. And he embarrassed himself. And that's like the one thing you can't do. I feel like in Social Climbers Anonymous, all they do is embarrass themselves.

Of course. Like that's. I would love to be a fly on that wall. I'm actually like a decent social climber. I think I'm the worst. I think I'm like descending the social ladder. I just have to say like social climbing is not always a bad thing. Some people call it networking.

I mean, those people are just like embarrassed that they're social climbers. I'm not embarrassed. No, they just take themselves really seriously. Yeah, no. If I see you somewhere and like you're famous and cooler than me, like I'm obviously going to try and be your friend. I'm human. Like, of course. I don't, if I see you somewhere and, like, you're famous and cooler than me, like, I'm obviously gonna try and be your friend. I'm human. Like, of course.

I don't know if that's considered social climbing, but I would never do it to the point where, like, I would get engaged to someone, you know? Yeah. That's commitment.

You have limits. I definitely, I have standards. Yeah, for sure. Um, anyways, new music, Song in the A.M. Can't wait to hear it. Song in the A.M.

It sounds like, um, that One Direction. Made in the A.M. Yeah. Oh, my favorite. Speaking of One Direction, new episode of The Redheads drops tomorrow song in the am it sounds like um that one direction am yeah speaking of one direction new episode of the redheads drops tomorrow and you're saying jackie what kind of transition segue was that but our redheads book is about a major girl band and there are a lot of comparisons to one direction that we make in the episode so if you're about the the boy band

girl band life check it out drops tomorrow the book's really good. So if you're about the boy band, girl band life, check it out, Drops Tomorrow. The book's really good, but even if you didn't read the book, I think you'd like the episode. Also, I just wanted to keep you updated on my journey through different segments of TikTok. I have now landed on Little Mix TikTok. It is such an amazing place to be. Like what a talented group of women.

I completely agree. With just music to die for. And they're not so big in the U.S., which is a shame. A shame. But I kind of like it. Like, I like, I'm like an indie artist lover. You know, it's like, I know artists that you don't know because I'm usually only listening to Taylor Swift.

It is just like such a pleasurable place to be. Like, first of all, they're all so gorgeous. And they have a real friendship. Like, you can tell. It's not like a work thing where like they're, and they were put in a group. They're from X Factor, like the same as One Direction. But they're like a family. And I just love them. They're all so gorgeous. And they can all really, really in a group they're from x factor like the same as one direction but they're like a family and i just love them they're all so gorgeous and they can all really really sing and they do these like beautiful harmonies and i've just been on i was

just listening they did like a they're on kelly clarkson show doing like a zoom harmony but it's still amazing oh wow that's amazing i love little mix so much they are everything of the sort on the count of three say your favorite little mix song oh i think there's so many so i i okay i know mine ready it's it's too hard wow okay um i'm just gonna go with like i can't okay three i can't this is too stressful two i then hold on hold on okay um it's so stressful okay i just wanted to say mine okay fine okay fine three two one black magic oh that's a good one yeah black magic is amazing and also like so a shout out to my ex but they're literally i have listened to them yeah over one million times and and i've ruined them for myself yeah why i love little mix even though nobody asked is because they're pop and they're just

like really good pop music but they all sing so well that the songs have like unbelievable harmonies that if you're like an annoying person like me you're like listening to it and singing the harmonies and it's it's a pleasurable experience yeah and that's all you can really ask from your pop stars is to give you a pleasurable experience yes that is all you can ask next up new picks show emma caran as princess diana in the crown have you seen these photos no i have not and i'm like who is emma karen emma karen is who's playing princess diana in the crown yes which by the way new season of the crown drops november 15th so this is your daily reminder no this now it's in it's in my line of vision november so far away no but like i i can officially start

getting excited for it well i've been excited for it because now I'm like a part of the crown crew. Yes. What do we call ourselves? Well, I guess. The Kensington's? The Kensington's. Oh, I love that. Look at her.

She literally looks like Princess Diana. You know, whenever they, it's almost become like a trope. Like there's so many Princess Diana movies, documentaries that it's like, this isn't isn't to me this is what i will believe as like the accurate retelling of history but there's so many different narratives about like what happened what was she like like what did she wear but they always nail the look because she had such like a specific like hair and like style aesthetic um and she obviously netflix did a great job but yeah and it's more than that this is the one you know in my opinion like this is the the retelling that we've been waiting for yeah also it's been about 30 years which is so crazy less but you know anytime the story's been told before i just

feel like we weren't far away from it you know far enough away to be telling the story so um whenever I think of Princess Diana I have such a weird like memory association because I never talk about that TikTok no which was so on point the one about the parent trap and the girl who thought that um that mom from the parent trap was princess diana and by the way like she's not wrong as a kid i 100 thought that the london mom was princess because one they look alike two they're from britain three they were on the qe2 the queen elizabeth which is like royal vibes and four i think the the mom's name was elizabeth right yes so there's like a confusion going on oh and five they're fucking doppelgangers oh yeah no and six the movie came out at the exact time that Diana's popping off yeah no it was really misleading for the youth of America to see that and when I saw

that tiktok of the girl saying like her whole life she thought that the mom from Parent Trap was Princess Diana I felt first of all it's like this girl went into my brain and went to a file literally from 50 years ago in my brain opened it up and was like you remember this I couldn't believe it obviously I know now that it's not it's on her I know it's um Natasha Natasha yeah who sadly passed away but I just couldn't believe it but that's not what I was going to say my association with Princess Diana is very strange because I was never really like as a kid like into royals I don't know if like a lot of American teenagers are um and we were I think we were like a little young too we were extremely young we were like at three right but so the first time I ever

literally like saw not saw but like maybe this is just a memory that stuck I went to a party at a gay bar and they had literally like Princessienna imagery being projected over every wall and ceiling spliced with porn and that's what i think of when i think of princess sienna wow that's beautiful and that's my story nice well netflix crown season four drops november 15th we'll see you there i forgot about that part of my quarantine where i was watching The Crown I know so many different phases oh Carole Baskin got kicked off of um I saw Dancing with the Stars and to be honest like maybe I'll go back to watching it now I haven't been watching it's just I something inside me I don't know why I had this like visceral reaction I can't support Carole Baskin being on Dancing with the Stars okay you know what like you have to draw

the line draw the line but maybe now i'll go back to watching yourself okay next story is something a story that i'm finding so funny you swifties are just wild and this is the best story ever taylor swift fans troll jake gyllenhaal on instagram with all too well lyrics now can i just give a little history lesson to those who may not be familiar with the all too well jake gyllenhaal of it all sure so all too well if you don't know it by the way and you don't even like like Taylor Swift whatever it's not a personality trait listen to it it is probably the best song ever written I would say maybe in the last 10 years um it's from her album Red and it's just this really really painful breakup anthem it's like it's like a six minute song takes you on a journey about how she

was with this guy. She gives little details about who the guy is. There's been major speculation, pretty much like to the point of confirmation within the Swifty community, that the song is about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. But it's not clear, you're saying? It's never made clear. Literally all we get is you used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin-sized bed. Okay. And he has a sister. That's the only thing because Taylor still left her scarf at his sister's house. Those are literally the only lyrics we get that are identifiable characteristics of who the song could be about.

The rest of the song is just like a painful ballad from the heart of a young girl who's just been broken. Okay. Thank you for that backstory because that makes the story even better. Yeah. Jake Gyllenhaal posted a childhood photo of himself wearing glasses on Instagram Monday Okay, thank you for that backstory because that makes the story even better. Sidebar, that's like a really wonderful organization. No, that's what makes the story even better is that like there's all this press and attention on a wonderful organization.

Quote, I've worn my glasses every day since I parted my hair meticulously with gel, which is why new eyes has always been near and dear to my heart, the caption began. But Swifties couldn't resist the opportunity to quote a line from her iconic 2012 breakup ballad, All Too Well, which is rumored to be about Gyllenhaal. Quote, you used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin-sized bed. Like, that is the only information we have about who the song could possibly be about. Right. I mean, she's seen a lot of people. It's very possible that John Mayer had glasses.

It's very possible that Harry Styles had glasses. Well, the timing wouldn't have added up for Harry Styles, but you know what I mean. Yeah. Before long, the actor's comments were flooded with the lyric, with one fan adding, you posted this pic and thought the swifties would do nothing mistake this is where like i think stan culture is at its finest at its finest and i think there's a lot of really dark and toxic parts of stan culture but this is just like brilliance this is brilliant like so fucking funny I'm happy for the Swifties for this close

to confirmation that the song is about him yeah and you know what that is really as a one step remove Swifty All Too Well is an amazing song and I never really thought about who it might be about but now that I think about it it's like one of the most powerful songs so whoever it is about like that says a lot which is crazy because in her Rolodex of relationships like I don't even blink at Jake Gyllenhaal it was like random I remember seeing them and I was a kid I'm like why is she with this old man like I didn't get it. Jake Gyllenhaal does literally nothing for me. The least ever. Yeah. And just knowing he's related to Maggie Gyllenhaal is where I draw the line. Yeah also knowing that the song I Knew You Were Trouble is about him. him and I'm confirmed and I hate that song I don't like that song either hate hate hate can't help but associate it with the man who inspired it but I can never

I can never dislike all too well because it's such a powerful song oh of course but like now my association with Jake Gyllenhaal is like some of the worst singles from red right and I have no choice but to not stan I just want to thank all the the stans who did this because it was really funny just bright spot of my day yesterday reading through the comments highlighting a great organization I can't tell you how much this story is just all good and I love um I used to not really like the Instagram comments not going chronologically they've now been filtered by like top comments who has the most likes, but it does make a situation like this like so funny. Yeah, I can't imagine now being chronological again. It's like, you know, I mean, I have 4000 Instagram accounts and on Girl With No Job,

I got chronological comments like last week. Congrats. Thanks. I think I was the last person on earth to get it. So now you're enjoying it. That's why like you're talking about. Yeah, like it's a date that rolls out for us two years ago. Two years ago. No, no, I was the last person on earth to get it. I don't know why. Wow. Fifth and final story. Sure.

Cake boss Buddy Valastro had an injury and that has affected his baking. Okay, I just have to say, I feel like Buddy Valastro's in the news, like, a decent amount for, like, a baker. And he's, like, always being a little messy. in the news, like, a decent amount for, like, a baker. And he's like, oh, he's being a little messy. No, but, like, this one is a big one. Cake Boss star Buddy Valastro is revealing the details of the terrible accident that mangled his hand and landed him in the hospital. And I mean, he works with-

Journalism is so dramatic. He works with his hands. Okay. Quote, I was involved in a terrible accident a few days ago. The baker and TV personality wrote on Instagram, what do you think of my new accessory? Are you okay? Why did you choose this story? It was a right-hand bandage.

Okay, the way that this story was set up was like the cake boss. You got hoodwinked. Is that the cake boss like will not be bossy anymore because of this injury that has impaired his hand. All I want to say, and I'm not trying to stir up any drama in the baking world, but, and I'm really not trying to pit baker any drama in the baking world but and i'm really not trying to pit baker against baker but jeff goldblum is like the cake boss and buddy is a cake boss and i just i just wanted to say that i used to literally die for ace of cakes like

i was like my bat mitzvah my wedding like. Like I am getting this cake. It was just such an art and really just insane. What about Duff? That's what I just said. Oh. Did I not say his name was Duff? I don't know. Oh. I said Jeff.

That's the guy from the Apartments.com commercial. Sorry. Duff Goldblum. I'm sorry. I was going to say like. I got my Jews confused. When you said Jeff Goldblum, like it felt like right, but not right enough oh my god people listening to this podcast are screaming like and then i'm like racking my brain like no there's another cake boss i'm sorry ace of cakes

duff did i really say jeff i think so it's a two-letter difference duff goldblum jeff goldblum it's such a common mistake i can't believe it's not made more imagine jeff goldblum like in the bake, in the kitchen. Well, whatever. All I was saying was Ace of Cakes is an amazing show. And I'm not trying to pit baker against baker. But that's what you're doing. And I love pitting people against one another here.

I hope that Buddy's hand recovers. And that he can go back to being the boss of cakes. Oh, yes. I forgot. No, I hope his hand recovers so he can go back to being the second best baker on TV. Yeah. Well, you know, there's a lot of baking shows out there. People love them.

And so you need more than just the one. Yeah. But let's not forget who started it all. Duff. For sure. I'm a Duff girlie. I'm a... We need to make merch.

I'm a Duff girlie. Jeff Goldblum. Oh my God. Ace of Cakes. There are also, by the way, there are Duff girlies and there are Jeff girlies. People think... Like, there are people out there who think that Jeff Goldblum is the hottest man who ever walked the earth.

You know what? I'm happy that, like, there's something for everyone. Yeah. And I'm like, do you guys know, like, about John Mayer? Like, it's like. John Hamm. John Hamm. Oh, my God.

I love my life. Okay. So, watches Mad Men once. Oh, my God. John Hamm. Love my life. You're, like, the kind of girl that, like, you hate. That I would make fun of. Yeah. Okay. It's fine. We've come full circle. Was that all? Anything else?

Any other cake news you wanted to share? Actually, speaking of cake news, new season of The Great British Baking Show is on Netflix. Oh, exciting. Very exciting. It's such a nice show. If you're ever like feeling stressed, need a content upper, but like don't want to be too engaged and like also kind of want to be on your phone, Greatish speaking show i love a show that's designed for me to be on my phone while watching yeah i've gotten to the point in friends now where it's like it's literally background music oh for sure but theo likes it so yeah you do it for theo um okay now it's time for dear toasters which is our advice segment if you ever want to write in we will always keep it anonymous we'll never use use real names. You can always just email us deartoasters at gmail.com. If you've got a

quandary, you know, between work stuff, bridesmaid stuff, relationship stuff, it doesn't matter. First up. Hi, Claudia and Jackie. Hi. Longtime listener and fan. Before I start, I just want to say how thankful I am for your show during the queue. You're welcome. My boss is a cereal snack and lunch stealer. Oh my God. I thought you were going to say boss is a cereal snack and lunch stealer. Oh my God, I thought you were going to say he's a cereal snack. I'm like, ooh.

Oh, it's a small company. There's only four of us. Wait, he's a stealer. He steals snacks and lunches. And honestly, I feel like you wrote this in about me. When I first started the job, I'd bring a box of granola bars

to work and within a day or two, the box was empty. Now, I would never eat someone else's snacks without asking, but apparently someone in my office would. I figured out it was my boss because when he was done with my box of granola bars he announced to the office oops i think i just ate all of someone's snack essentially i am lost from friends and it's been five years of this shit i've started hiding

my snacks in a box of gluten-free crackers or hiding them in my desk drawer it's not easy to hide snacks in our office especially when eating them this doesn't just happen to me today my boss ate one of my co-workers leftovers that she was planning on having for lunch today that's insane yeah there's a difference between like a box of granola bars which you could think are like an office snack versus like someone's leftovers in the tupperware this is not the first time this has happened okay a box of granola bars but someone's leftovers question mark especially especially when he had his own leftovers in the fridge also this time during a pandemic where numbers are rising where i'm from that's true anywhere what can sick anyways what can i do maybe the solution is continuing to hide my stuff but every time i leave food here i am

paranoid that it will be eaten that's you know he's making a really unsafe and work at work environment and i'm really sorry that this is happening to you. My advice would obviously be non-perishables. Keep in your desk. Like snacks, crackers, chips. Like in the drawer. Maybe even get a key. And then with things that you must put in the refrigerator. Post it that shit up.

Do not touch. Do not touch. And you know what? Just tell everyone you have coronavirus. And they won't start sharing food with you. Yeah. They also will make you go home from work. Oh that works.

But I would say definitely get a lock box or somewhere to keep your snacks safe in your desk that seems like you should be doing that anyway because if you do put a box of granola like non-perishables chips crackers in the kitchen kitchen like i'm not gonna like i might think they're for everyone you know when we worked in an office like if there was stuff like in the kitchen like on the kitchen on the the counter, it's fair game. Especially if they're individually packaged snacks.

Right. No, if it's like a bag of chips, maybe I wouldn't like stuff my hand in there. But granola bars, definitely. For sure. So I would say protect the non-perishables for sure. And when it comes to the Tupperware situation, I would start with a post-it. Give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't know how things go.

So say, do not eat. And if he continues to eat, I would say. Maybe it's a small company. So is there someone who works in HR? Yeah, this sounds like something for HR. Like, yeah, our boss is eating all our snacks. And also, like, in the age of coronavirus, like, we can't really be sharing snacks. Or you go to HR and say, listen, boss is eating all the snacks.

I get it. He's hungry. So am I. Let's have office snacks. A snack fund. Office snacks. Like offices should have snacks. I agree.

And I actually think that offices that don't provide snacks is like really, it's like a huge violation. Backwards. It's regressive. It's regressive. It's fucking sick. So bring that to HRr you know petition for snacks and you know you're gonna have your boss on board because he's the snack master general

right of course he will support any like agenda you push in regards to snacks because that way snack initiative that he doesn't have to like go out and purchase himself totally so then you and like your co-worker whose food has been being snatched like you guys can go out to costco's on snack patrol and like make a day of it so and then you get like to go on an off site yeah yeah so fun um okay next up hi Claudia and Jackie long-time listener first time advice asker here this is really an awkward situation so I'm just gonna get right to it I have this friend Gertrude who's been going through some money struggles she decided that she wants to start an OnlyFans for some extra cash she was pretty nervous about starting it so she asked me for my. I don't have any experience in this area either,

but I wanted to support her, so I tried to help her out. She was asking me things like how much should she charge, what should she call her account, which profile picture should she use, etc. She finally created her account a few weeks ago and immediately asked me if I would subscribe

so I could keep helping her out and asked for feedback on her post. I told Gertrude that I would be happy to continue giving advice and stuff, but I didn't really want to make an OnlyFans account just to see her nudes. I thought that would be the end of it, but for the past few weeks,

she's brought it up several times and starting to make me feel uncomfortable. We recently had a bit of a fight about it and she basically said that she thinks I'm slut shaming her and overall just really pressured me into subscribing. I'm getting a vibe that this is way more than her wanting help starting up the side hustle and I don't know what to do.

To be perfectly honest, I'm starting to get really skeeved out. This is totally not a situation I ever expected to be in. So how can I tell my friend that I don't want to pay $8.99 a month to watch and critique her porn? Love, not an OnlyFans fan. Wow. Okay. This is weird because, to be honest, I respect anyone who goes on OnlyFans. For sure.

We've spoken about why it's a better alternative to traditional porn um but like the pressuring of the friends to subscribe and watch is kind of strange yeah and I understand if she wants help like building her business and wants your feedback but then tell her like give me your login and I'll go on like so if she really is wanting the critique you shouldn't have to pay her and be helping her. That seems extreme. So just tell her, happy to critique. What's the login? I'll go check on how everything's doing.

And if she doubles down on you subscribing, just be like, I can't swing it right now. Yeah, I can't swing it right now. Be like, I don't have an OnlyFans account. I don't want to make one. I think that that is where you can draw the line but yeah as far as helping her as long as you're comfortable doing it just make sure just say give me your login like that's when our when our sisters want to watch our patreon stuff we give them our login yeah i completely agree um it's very strange and i just think like the 8.99 you're giving her an only fans a month

would probably be better served 7.7.99 for our Patreon channel. It's a dollar less. Yeah. And it's premium content. That's $12 a year. Five extra episodes a month. And it's wonderful. It's an unbeatable value.

Some have said. Some have said. Because you'll always have like episodes there. Even if you, when we drop them, you're not interested. They'll always be there like on a rainy day. You know, if you're just wanting some extra scenes in the background, like on a weekend. It's nice. It's nice. That's just what people have said yeah um okay final dear toasters let's go hi claudia and jackie i've been living with my boyfriend at his at his dad

and stepmom's house for about three months now because of covid my boyfriend and i have been together for three years and we eventually plan on getting married my boyfriend and his dad have both gone back to the office and his stepmom let let's call her Meredith, and I are working from home. This afternoon, Meredith came into my, quote, office and said she had a gift for me. This is very out of character of her, so I was a little confused right off the bat. She then proceeds to hand me a book called The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands. She tells me that men are simple and they need three things, to be admired, sex, and food.

The entire time she was talking to me, I didn't know what to what to say it honestly felt like the sex talk she continued to say how she thinks the book is really important to read and that I might get a lot out of it she had asked me on multiple occasions when my boyfriend and I are getting married and has told me that she wants to be very involved in the wedding planning so I was under the impression she liked me should I be really offended that she thinks I'm not doing a good job in my relationship or do you think she was trying to be nice love you guys so much thanks I mean my concern is whether not whether she likes you or not is why is this person's stepmom like so involved in the adult son of you know what I mean it's like try your business get out yeah I'm inclined to be like get the fuck out of my face but um I don't know what if like your

boyfriend like has been talking to his parents like complaining like oh she doesn't make enough food and so your stepmom's just like giving you the answer but that's not how relationships really should be communicated right and if your boyfriend is using his stepmom and his dad to talk to you you might have a bigger problem problem um bring it up to your boyfriend see if it rings any bells but if she really is just really excited about this wedding and giving you this book because she thinks it's gonna like get you to the aisle faster uh just take the book say thanks read it if you're interested and just move it along people have weird ways of doing and also when dealing with someone who's of a different generation it's sometimes just easier to like say okay and then like like ignore yeah because people who grew up

in different generations like sometimes you just are never going to see eye to eye and you're never going to understand each other. And like, that's okay. And it's not worth the energy of like fighting with this person. Yeah. That's how I feel. I feel that way too. So try and figure out if you think that this is something

that your boyfriend raised to his dad and stepmom. Yeah. And then sort of figure out how you guys can better communicate with one another. But if it's just her like sticking her head where it doesn't belong. Pretend like you're thankful and move on. Yeah. I mean that book is giving me major like Betty Draper vibes.

Oh. Who I just like only want good things for. And it's like could Don just be nice to her for one fucking second. No it's insane. Don't tell me if he ends up being nice to her and like falling back in love with her. Because every time he comes home I'm like this is it. He's going to fall in love and realize that the woman he married is the most beautiful woman on the planet. And just loves him so much. And is just like so pathetic. And is it. He's going to fall in love and realize that the woman he married is the most beautiful woman on the planet and just loves him so much and is just, like, so pathetic.

And she's so on point. Oh, I mean, her equestrian glamour, she just started horseback riding. Like, it's perfection. It's perfection. Like, even when she goes to sleep at night. Yeah, it's like when I watch the show, I'm like, when I see what happens in the office, I'm like, my God, I'm so glad I'm not, like, a woman who was born in that time period.

Like, it's so demeaning and it's awful. And then I see Betty Draper and I'm like, maybe it's not so bad. I could do that. I could do that. Honestly, it's like, part of me is like, I think I was meant to be Betty Draper. For sure. My only qualm with, I mean, there's like a lot of things wrong, but the part that like, I don't think I could do was like, she would stay in her dress like until really late at night yeah yeah and for me like the minute I get home I need to take off my makeup and get into pajamas even if it's three o'clock the kids are asleep and she's still in her dress yeah and with a base and the hair I mean the hair so that part would be really tough for me because I've just gotten accustomed yeah like

when I am home I'm in my pajamas only of course like I won't because I also because I won't like sit on my bed in my day clothes no that's gross i'm glad you agree yeah i used to not think that way but now since coronavirus i'm like your bed is your sanctuary i used to get home from school and just like get in my bed with like my clothes from school that you sat on the bus in yeah and now you got bus in your bed no like i used to take the subway sometimes like and i would just get subway in my bed if you sat on if you sat on the bench sick that is so sick and so crazy so i would never do that now and bed does it and i'm i'm getting him on board yeah have him watch this episode yeah or you know what let me call him um talk some sense into him that's dear toasters again if you ever want to write in the email is deartoasters at gmail.com we really

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