The Toast - S3 Ep158: Kelly vs. The People: Thursday, OCTOBER FIRST, 2020

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Suffer Pregnancy Loss: 'We Will Always Love You' (PEOPLE) Seagram's heiress Clare Bronfman sentenced to more than 6 years for role in Nxivm sex cult (NY Post) Demi Lovato releases ballad 'Still Have Me' after Max Ehrich breakup (Page Six) Kylie Jenner's First Day of School Outfit for Stormi Webster Will Grab Any Teacher's Attention (E! News) Chrishell Stause: Seeing Ex Justin Hartley Date Again Was 'Painful' But 'I'm Excited to Move On' (PEOPLE) Love Island Recap Kelly's Mindless News via Hello! The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. I hope everyone is having an amazing day so far and it's just about to get more amazing because the toast is here and it's October 1st. Wow, there's so much going on today. It's a beautiful day here in New York City. The toast is here. It's Thursday and October 1st. Yeah, it's a national holiday. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. You know, it used to be a triggering day for me. But, you know, what I was, I was dealt, you know, a bad hand. And I turned it into something positive.

And now it's like a celebratory day. And it's not really about me anymore. It's not about the money. It's just about a day. It's kind of like National Toast Day. Like, it's just, let's just remember, like, we have a podcast with so many listeners. And people love to just, like, laugh and be positive with us. And that's what this day represents.

Totally. But I do feel like the amount of people who are watching now who know what October 1st even is, like is very slim. We have our, we have shedded our like list. Like we actually like recycle listeners. It's crazy. No, not recycle. Like, but you're right.

Shedding. Like we have a lot of listeners who have been with us from the beginning, but like people come and go with a toast so frequently. Sometimes the toast comes in for a reason. Sometimes the toast comes in for a reason sometimes the toast comes in for a season you know yeah or like sometimes people are like in places in their lives when they need the toast and then when they don't need the toast so it's like we're in and out of people's lives a lot to burn into the ground on their way out on their way out so like it's it's very possible that a lot of people don't know the October 1st significance um it's actually a morning breath concept which makes it like even

more archaic I'm really not in the mood to like dive into it no but like we just want to like October 1st recognition we see you Claudia never got her money and that's okay because we got a barrel of laughs not only did I not get my money in anticipation for me getting my money I donated $200 to the toasters had we like we put it up for auction like to the to, like give us best recommendations for charities to give the $200 to. And I ended up giving it to like a New York based charity and I never got the $200. So I'm out 400 actually. Wow.

Well, you got a $200 write-off. Yeah. But you know, that's true. Maybe I like at the end of the day, like balanced it out. Evened out.

Maybe. However, write-offs work. We have a busy show. Jam packed. Lots of news show jam-packed lots of news some of it is mindless and some of it is not so you're just gonna have to stay tuned to see what happens we have from our love island correspondent huge recap of the finale last night which i don't watch but you will explain it to me and it will feel like i was there yes it will feel like you were there and i also i just have to tell you a funny story. Oh. So I went to dinner last night.

Okay. And I was asking, it was like a mixed bag of people. So I was trying to like make interesting conversation. And I was like, what was the, you know, what's your favorite movie? What was the last book you read? And like, you would be shocked. Like, I was like the most well-read person at the table. Like no one there really like had read.

And I'm like, you guys have got to start. Eliza starts a rumoror I read it the other day I was really being like and then someone I like I felt really bad for lying I'm like actually it was read to me but it counts I read the book yeah you did read the book you know what goes down speaking of reading thank you so much new episode of the redheads dropped today so exciting so special such a fun episode if you haven't read the book, you can still listen to the episode because we're just, you know, like being chatty. But you also could read the book because it was a really good book. So check it out. The Redheads Book Club. You know that it's

never too late to become a Redhead. You can pick up any book that we've ever read and then listen to the corresponding episode, fall in love with the gals, and then read some more. I follow, obviously, the Redheads on Instagram because I'm a supporter of the arts and you guys refer to yourselves as the TRBC well TRBC um and I just love like a some some acronyms just work TCBY TRBC and it really just like I'm so proud of the acronym you've created it's really impressive. Thank you I don't use TRBC that much, but when I do, it's like a punch, you know, to the throat. No, it's, it honestly warmed my heart. Some acronyms just like fit. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, they like sound good letters together. And that's how I really feel about TCBY, the country's best yogurt. Even though I don't really like what it, like TCBY is a fabulous chain. Might've gone out of business. Fabulous chain of frozen yogurt. And I love that

it's an acronym. Like you want to go to TCBY? Sure. But then when have gone out of business. Fabulous chain of frozen yogurt. And I love that it's an acronym. Like, you want to go to TCBY? Sure. But then when I found out what it stood for, I'm like, the country's best yogurt. It's like. No, it's, but it's TCBY. Like, that's the word. That's the name.

It's like a fun fact to know what it stands for. Right. But all you need to know is TCBY. But honestly. And by the way, Claudia, I would love to go to TCBY. Thank you for asking. I would love to go to TCBY. Maybe we'll go today.

Fine. Fine. Twist my arm. Okay. Okay, so I feel like we're busy. Do we have anything else we want to discuss? Well, I always like to share when I've stumbled upon a content upper that I think the group could benefit from.

We can never not benefit from a content upper. So please, I took your recommendation of She's the Man, and it literally lit up my night. Right. And I never said that the click was a content upper. So I'm not going to put that in that category. But last night I watched one of my favorite movies, Bad Teacher. Oh yeah.

And it is just, you guys, watch it. It's on Netflix. It's so fucking good. And like, I've seen it so many times and I know which parts make me laugh. And they still make me laugh. Do you want to hear something crazy? You've never seen it. I've never seen it.

I don't want to overhype it because every time I like tell you you're going to love something and then you hate it. But Claude, Claude, you're in for a treat. Well, they played a lot on like Bravo and E. It's like. Don't watch it that way. And it's just I hate watching movies that way. They also always play the holiday.

And that's when like they start to ruin movies when they put like so many commercials on it's like on e and it's like who wants to watch and they cut out like some of the best scenes and also like it's less graphic you know they change the language it's not like punchy like that so don't watch it in that way watch it on Netflix I never get tired of watching it it is just just so funny. She is so, so good. I love Cameron Diaz. And of course, now today, I want to become a teacher. You should. I know.

The movie makes me want to be a teacher so badly. You could teach the arts. And when they are at the Cowboy Saloon listening to Period 5, and they just have that teacher camaraderie, I'm like, I want to be a teacher. Teacher camaraderie is so real. The teacher's lounge is popping. The teacher's lounge. I honestly would become a teacher just for the lounge except I heard that

um in our old high school which is like when I think of high school like I just imagine my high school obviously and um I heard that they actually renovated the teacher's lounge and had to make it into like offices and classrooms so it's like the teachers have been put out where do the teachers lounge I don't know huh devastating budget cuts budget cuts yeah that it's like the teachers have been put out. Where do the teachers lounge? I don't know. Huh. Devastating. Budget cuts. Budget cuts.

Yeah, that ain't right. The teachers got a lounge. The teachers deserve a lounge. A hundred percent. Like, you can't be with that like camper energy all day long and not have a place

to have a reprieve. And not have a safe space. And honestly, as a kid, I never understood like why they were so secretive. Like, you couldn't even look

in the teacher's lounge. Yeah, there's like a shade up on the window. Like you couldn't even look in the teacher's lounge. Like, yeah, there's like a sheet, like a shade on the window. And like when teachers go in, like they open the door slightly and like sneak in. Like it's like this oasis. And I never understood why they were so like top secret agent about it. But now as an adult, it's like, obviously you don't want the kid energy sneaking in. Yeah, no, it could seep in from any crevice and you've just got to corner them all off. A hundred percent. It's like an infestation. Yeah. Yeah. So they got to fumigate the place. They must. So bad teacher, if you're looking for a content opera, I watched it before

I went to bed last night, went to bed with a smile on my face. Oh, that's lovely. I went to bed. Smile on my thought. I went to bed like just a little drunk. Oh, also lovely. Yeah. Speaking of thought, how's Fichemin? He's good. He's really just like in a positive, happy, inner peaceful place. And once again, he's just so busy, you know, like lighting up the lives of millions of millions of Americans. That is what he does. And we miss him today.

But at least it's not hump day. And so like that would be a devastation if he were to miss a hump day like yesterday. It would be a huge loss. You're right. But I understand why he can't be here today, and I'm just going to move on from it because I don't want to dwell, you know? Yeah, no, I mean, you brought it up, so. I know, I just like, I like to be checking with him.

Of course. I'm his auntie. Of course, of course. I'm his auntie. It's your auntie. It's your auntie. I think without further ado, without further discussion of your auntie, it is time for the

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hard time explaining it because it's like kind of a long thing. And someone commented on the Toaster Instagram, like, what does RDH mean? And this other Toaster wrote like a very eloquent response. And I posted that response on my Instagram story. So if you're looking for it, go check that out. But also, long story short, RDH stands for remiss, devastated, and heartbroken. And it started out as every time I was about to jump into the stories, Claudia would let me know that she would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken if she didn't share the sponsor

of the day. It's honestly like, it's a burden. Like it weighs very heavy on me and I feel I have a responsibility. And if I don't tell everyone who the sponsor is, like I really would feel remiss. I would feel devastated. I would even feel, not to be dramatic, heartbroken. Right. So now every day, like until you alleviate that burden, you have a case of the RDH. And sometimes it takes over. It's so overwhelming. Like you have no idea what it's like to just like shoulder this burden. No, I mean, I watch you go through it every day.

And so I've seen firsthand. Thank you. I'm so glad you're here for me. Wow. Warm. Bitch! Cold! I'm actually very you're here for me. Wow. Warm. Bitch! Cold! I'm actually very warm today as well.

Yeah. So I'm, like, aware of warmth emanating from places. It's hot as fuck in here. No, it's hot as fuck. I'm wearing a jacket. It's also, like, not cold outside. No. I think our studio is, like, the temperature that it is outside.

Well, because we have, like, big windows and it's kind of a small place. Like, it's fucking hot. Big windows in a small place. Is that a song? Big kind of a small place. Like it's fucking hot. Big windows in a small place. Is that a song? Big love in a small town. Lady A. Obscure reference. Obscure.

Because not only is it like a random song by a random group, it's also, you didn't even sing it. You changed the words. We got a big window. Small place. Okay. Let's just move on. Okay.

First story. Really, really sad news. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend suffer a pregnancy loss. Quote, we will always love you. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are mourning the loss of their son one month after announcing their pregnancy. The couple shared the sad news on Wednesday, revealing that her bleeding couldn't be stopped despite bags and bags of blood transfusions. Quote, we are shocked and in the kind of deep pain you only hear about, the kind of pain we've never felt before. We were never able to stop the bleeding and give our baby the fluids he needed.

Despite bags and bags of blood transfusions, it just wasn't enough, Chrissy wrote in a lengthy emotional Instagram post. We never decide on our baby's names until the last possible moment after they're born just before we leave the hospital, but we for some reason had started to call this little guy in my belly jack so he will always be jack to us jack works so hard to be a part of our little family and he will be forever this is just a absolutely horrible story and i feel like one that like just everyone is like shook by yeah and i was in on the here, like in a taxi looking at her Instagram and the pictures that were taken and then like reading people's comments.

Like it is just, I literally started crying in the back of a cab. It's just like, it's so, so sad. It's so sad. She was like a little over 20 weeks. And it's like, of course, like at the beginning of a pregnancy, I feel like there's always like trepidation.

You have to be, you don't want to be superstitious. And I don't know, 20 weeks weeks it's like you feel like you might be in the clear and it's just so sad so sad so painful the pictures are so emotional and I mean so many people are like and celebrities are reaching out and supporting her and which is beautiful to see I just I feel so heavily for their family yeah the picture that actually like really really made me sad was her getting an epidural because it's like at that point you know it's like not going well and you have to go through the whole thing. Yeah. And that type of procedure that you get the epidural like you're expecting you know a baby at the end and that doesn't happen and it's just really really sad and this is like

I was actually really surprised with how much she shared. Yeah. Like in the caption and the photos but she's so open and and I feel like that's that can be a burden too it's like you want to share I was actually really surprised with how much she shared. Yeah. Like in the caption and the photos, but she's so open. And I feel like that's, that can be a burden too. It's like, you want to share all the positive and then it's like, and you don't have to share the negative. And I think it was like really,

really brave of her. Cause I think a lot of people go through things like this and they feel like alone and isolated and like not that many people talk about it. So I actually think a lot of people really appreciated her being so open and transparent about it. But I was like, wow, like,

I mean, I can never do that. No. To, like, go through it and then also to open yourself up. Right. Like, to be, like, in support of others. Right. It's just.

And people on the internet are fucking evil and vicious. Yeah. And you, like, you would think, like, some of the, like, I can't. Yeah. No. Well, we're just thinking of her family during this time and just a terrible story emotional um okay switching gears a little uh seagram's heiress claire bromfman sentenced to more than six years for her role in the nexium sex cult so claudia's

favorite losery cult oh my god nex yum is being brought to justice and one of the major participants Claire Bronfman was sentenced to six years for her role in the sex slave cult you know what I feel like there are a lot of people responsible for it um and if you're watching the documentary it's actually really hard to just like make the difference between like those who were responsible and like those who are victims because at the end of the day it's like when we're talking about Allison Mack it's like she was recruited in the cult she fell prey to the cult but then she fucking went all the way to the top and started this part of the part of uh ESP which was like the really problematic cult like the rest

of the group it was like a little weird that all these adults were like hanging out and spending money like being friends but at the end of the day wasn't illegal it was just like a weird thing yeah but the the problematic part of esp was jeunesse which is started by allison mack wow and so to me it was like this cult preyed on people who were you know down or having a hard time or low self-esteem and uh what's the word I'm looking for exploited that and got them to join the cult for years and years and years there were some successful people in it but they were all like deeply um like like like they oh I mean everyone has something in them that they want to fix and that's what NXIVM like really preyed on in people. And so it was shocking at like how well run NXIVM was and like their facilities and this,

they literally owned a town in Albany and they got the Dalai Lama to come. And it's like, how does this group of losers do that? And it's because of Claire and her sister, Sarah Bronfman. Like they were the ones financing it. They were the ones with the connections to the Dalai Lama. Like they were the ones who legitimized it. And so to me, that's like such like they're like Keith Raniere is the guy who started and like he's the worst in all of this but they're really up there for me like they're the ones who really

made it possible Keith Raniere didn't have a pot to piss in yeah like people make it possible for him to ascend to the level of power that he did right and not only that it was like so they according to the documentary like they were Keith Raniere got like a lot of bad press. Like, it's not like this didn't go unnoticed. Like there was this huge article in Forbes about it. And it said that Claire and Sarah Bronfman's dad was behind a lot of the bad press because he was like, why are my daughters, these freaks, involved in a cult? And so he was doing everything he could to protect his daughter and like exploit like this man. So they had to like really overcompensate because they wanted to impress keith and they were like yeah we're really rich but like keith is we're not bringing value because

we're the ones our dad is the one making this seem illegitimate so they worked overtime to get the private plane to go see the dalai lama and it's like you're fucking losers like two people who grew up with everything they inherited 250 million dollars these girls and it's like that's what you fucking spend it on by a jet like a normal fucking person yeah that part of the documentary like bothered me the most or did you finish the documentary so it's episodic and so another one was released on sunday i haven't seen it yet are you enjoying it because at first you weren't i wasn't at first love this this story well here's why why i love it is why I also didn't enjoy the documentary. It's because there's so much hype.

You think of it like Scientology, which really Scientology is like the most star-studded group. There's a lot. It's very interesting. NXIVM, like, really branded. Like, who's ever doing the marketing for the NXIVM scandal is doing a good job because you think it's like this celebrity salacious.

There is not one famous person in it. I can't stress that enough. Allison Mack is not one famous person in it like I can't stress that enough Allison Mack is the most famous person on it and if you never told me she was in Smallville I never would have known she literally looks like she could be anything she's a barista she's a pilot like she could be anything yeah I I agree with that they do have good they have good PR but the movie I mean the documentary is definitely getting better because the intricacies like this Bronfman element are so fascinating because it's like can you imagine just like being born with everything you've ever wanted like they were

talking about like their pedigree oh I moved across the country and started riding horses like it's just like this idyllic life and I know that no one's life is perfect but to be given everything like from the start of your life and like this is what you do with it it's like it's such a disgrace it's like humanity at its worst yeah that's the part that like I can't wrap my head around of course like the branding like that's crazy but when when the women who were victims of the cult you think like that could never happen to me you you hear it it just happened so fast yeah then it's like literally takes one thing for you to realize like holy shit I'm in a cult like and so that I can understand I can understand like being you know in a place in your life where you're vulnerable

and like this powerful group thinks they're going to help you. And like next thing you know, 12 years have passed and like you gave this cult your life. I can actually understand that and I can see it happening. I can't relate to someone who literally has been given everything their entire lives and inherited $250 million for something they've never even done. Like they didn't work on Seagram's, you you know like that level of wealth and to do that and hurt people like that to me is the the worst part of NXIVM and that's what the documentary episode like four or five started to get into and that's where I think it got really interesting just like hearing about them and like hearing them do

interviews on like local Albany radio talking about Keith Raniere it's like these fucking losers like it should it's the loser cult like I just can't use another word I'm sorry I'm repetitive but loser yeah loser loser double loser whatever excuse me whatever major loser okay next story in the story of the week our girl of the week Demi Lovato has released her ballads still have me after her Max Eric breakup what are what are the messages so I listened to it and it's um it's met it's full of message it's not like a banger about oh okay it's because I think you know she obviously just like wrote it in her diary and then saying it yeah but she's saying I'm still I'm still a mess and I'm still broken but i'm finding my way back and it feels like someone's stolen all the light i ever had it hurts it hurts to breathe i don't have much but at least i still

have me and that's all i need oh that's sweet i really like that message i like that message too i like that she's not being like salacious like no like you stole my car you know what i mean like she could have done yeah no she's just being honest because I think we can all imagine how she feels right now like obviously she's embarrassed but I'm sure she's also heartbroken like she thought she might marry this person this was her fiance like you're still sad so like to go from that level of partnership to being on your own and also realizing like this person was most likely using you. Right. And to sue him for what he really is, which is ugly. It hurts.

Yeah. You know what? I feel like now that I didn't realize it until you just said this, I feel like what happened between Max Erich and Demi Lovato is like a celebrity, especially a female celebrity, like a powerful woman's like worst nightmare. It's like at the end of the day, it's like you realize this relationship the entire time, like you were probably being used. And that's like always what celebrities are looking out for, whether it's in at the end of the day it's like you realize this relationship the entire time like you were probably being used and that's like always what celebrities are looking out for whether it's in partners friendships like they they're they're powerful famous rich people and

that's what a user a social climber likes mac eric should look for and so to make in the last few days like have the realization that like literally your worst fear is what actually happened to you. Like that sucks. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, it's a lot to process. So yeah, we're with Demi on this one.

Of course we are. Like, I don't know how you couldn't. No, no, no, but like, not just like throwing,

you know, her into like being able to separate like Demi from Max, you know, not just like the two of them up in flames. Do you know what I mean? I mean, I always support Demi from Max, you know, not just like the two of them up in flames. Do you know what I mean? I mean, I always support Demi. Like I think she's literally the best Disney Channel star. Like I wouldn't have said it when I was in the Disney world.

Like I was like Hannah Montana ride or die. But now of all those girls who have grown up and become huge stars, like I think she's really like the best role model. Yeah. In a lot of ways. I agree. She's so open about like her journey to sobriety and the ups and downs that come with being sober um I don't know I just feel like

she's really body confident like I love her yeah no she she really does set a great example she's very real like she doesn't you know we know what's going on in her life and this is it and this is it it's tough so the song's pretty good. Check it out. Oh, I will. Next up, Kylie Jenner's first day of school outfit for Stormi Webster will grab any teacher's attention. So Stormi Webster had her first day of school yesterday, which was just so exciting for Stormi fans everywhere. Also, what was extremely exciting was her Air Maids to Golly uh backpack which reportedly retails for twelve

thousand dollars that's fucking crazy and i was actually when i saw this picture and like the articles about her backpack i'm like i need to talk to the teacher so it's like stormy is homework does she touch the kelly bag and it's like stormy let me put that in your bag for you or like just stormy put it in her own bag like i need the logistics of being a teacher with a student who has a twelve thousand dollar backpack when the child's five years old this isn't like a high school student you know yes and also like the oh the mechanics of opening and closing that bag are hard are like more difficult thing you're just standard zipper so like I just I'm worried her things are gonna fall out if it's not properly secured right and it's like her pens and pencils do you think stormy has a bodyguard at school

oh I don't know there might be so extra like there might be someone waiting on side i don't think he goes into the classroom with her but this is also her first day of school like they're figuring it out yeah but i'm sure like kylie's just doing like whatever kim and rightney's kids do do you think they all go to the same school i do i think they all go to the same school i don't know they're such different parents like and that's really what we've seen but they all go to the same school. I don't know. They're such different parents. And that's really what we've seen. But they live in literally the same street. Yeah. How many schools are there for celebrity children in the area?

I don't know. It's Calabasas. I'm sure there are a lot. But I'm sure now Stormy has eight cousins. They've been through the school system. I'm sure they figured out at this point which is the best school. I mean, they could literally just have their own school on property. Maybe they have started their own school because that would be smart they have

enough kids for a classroom the kids would maybe grow up to be like a little strange but honestly if you're that rich and like i don't know sending your your kid off to school like and then like you just don't know if like the other kids are like taking pictures of her like it would freak me out yeah yeah i just can't believe it Stormy's going to school already you know like she was just born she she was just born it's just a marker of like how quick time is passing I was in a cab literally yesterday watching the YouTube video where Kylie confirmed her pregnancy like that was yesterday yeah how was it literally five years ago three years ago and I feel like when I look at Stormy I feel the way like a part of the way that I'm sure Kylie feels towards her which is like she's growing up so fast

and you're so proud of her I'm so proud of her and now she's like this little educated queen and with her backpack which was just the cutest thing and love to see it we do love to see growth I just want to wish Stormi well on her second day now it's her second day and I hope the first day was good because you know first days of school can be really really tough really tough like making friends is so hard and like I don't want to put too much pressure on Stormy but like the friends you make in school like at the beginning like become your friends for life so it's like you want to pick a good group so like she better have had a good day yesterday or else things could go south right but she has her cousin so like that's so fun yeah and if she is in school with her cousins that means chicago

and true right and the triplets like they're just gonna run this school yeah and it's actually really sweet how penelope and north are so close yeah my heart you know hurts for mason that there's no one his age he's a trailblazer he is he's gonna be like the cool cousin who's like smoking pot you know yeah no we're like giving them rides places and like all their friends will i think he's a trailblazer he is he's gonna be like the cool cousin who's like smoking pot you know yeah no we're like giving them rides places and like all their friends will i think he's so cute and they'll be like mason could you drive us today and he's like guys i'm busy fine yeah no it's mad cute and that's a show like i will watch like the kardashian jenner in high school yeah keeping up with the juniors yeah okay keeping up with the jen juniors. Or just junior Jenners is a good show. Yeah.

But like it doesn't apply to. Some of them are dissicks. It's tough. Fifth and final story. Your favorite girl, Chrishell Stouse, is talking about her divorce. She says seeing her ex,

Justin Hartley, date again was painful, but she's excited to move on. Who's he dating? Well, he was like spotted a few months after the divorce with his co-star. And so, makes you think. But Chrishell Stouse is back on the market and ready to mingle.

Last November, the actress and reality star was left heartbroken when her husband, Justin Hartley, suddenly filed for divorce, ending their marriage over a text message. She tells people, I've had to start over so many times in my life. I always know how to look at the bright side because there's been a lot of dark. While still processing her shattered marriage,

she was also dealing with another devastating blow when her mother died of lung cancer and then her dad did too. Oh my God. Yeah, within months. And she talks about watching Justin move on. She said, I feel like anybody would be heartbroken

to see how quickly or easily you are replaced. Of course, that's going to sting. Yeah. I mean, I always, I had a dream like last week that Ben and I decided to have an open marriage and like I couldn't get a date, but Ben obviously could.

And he was like, I'm going to see this girl Morgan. Like we're going to get ice cream. And like I, the rage I felt like in my dream, I feel like very protective it's like okay if I die like Ben has to die too because he cannot date anyone ever like I just I like that feeling and like that's so heightened like you get divorced and then like

divorce is sad because like you go from being together to being alone and then it's like you have to see them dating someone like that would drive me fucking nuts yeah oh my god like i don't justice for everyone who's ever been divorced yeah um she also talked about changing her last name so quickly oh by the way i have so much respect for her yeah she said um quote i'm not trying to be somewhere i'm not wanted oh that's so good yeah i respect that so hard like yeah like right before and like she had gotten famous because season one she was answering the phone Chrishell Hartley like she had gotten famous already with the name Chrishell Hartley and like a lot of people are hesitant to change their name when

they're like famous or becoming famous because it's hard enough to get known as Chrishell Stouse now we have to get known as you know it's like two different names she really did it like I know her as Chrishell Stouse now right also I read, I read an article about the origin of her name. Do you know the story? Yes. Oh, my God. It's a beautiful story. Her mom was, like, at a gas, a Shell gas station getting something.

And when she went into labor, and it was, like, this whole dramatic thing. This guy had to help her. And the guy who helped her was named Chris. So it was Chris from the Shell station. Chrishell. Chrishell. I love that. It's interesting.

It's interesting. Yeah, I love a name with a story, I love a name with a story. I love a name with a story. Do you have a story? No. I'm just Jackie. Yeah. You know?

Like, I wasn't... It's not two things put together. They had a different name planned for me. When I arrived, they said I was, like, so stunning. Like, really similar to, like, Claudia Schiffer. Yeah. Like, they had no choice but to name me Claudia. Yeah, that makes sense.

I heard that if you were a boy, you were going to be named Theo. I thought you were going to say Claude. Oh, well, of course. Claude. I never felt like as cool as I did in art class when like we learned about Claude Monet.

Everyone was like, Claudia, you know him. My God, he's my dad. I can't. Should we dive into our reality TV recap? We should dive headfirst right in because I have much to say. Well, today's reality TV recap is very appropriately brought to you by Clickbait with Bachelor Nation. Everyone loves a good bit of gossip.

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idea for a podcast because there's so much clickbait out there and it's like i'm constantly falling prey on like random websites to fake news no totally um okay so tell me about love island everyone was rooting for this couple and I think they won, right? Justine and Caleb, they won. No one else could have won. Like one, they were just worlds above everyone else. And the entire, I mean, I got like my audience,

like reviews from Twitter. Like everyone was just like here for Caleb and Justine. Like their love story was so beautiful. And some of the other couples, you know, they meet each other and they're like, I'm attracted to you. I'm attracted to you. And we're going to like be in a relationship now. And then things happen.

Everyone has bumps in the road. But they came together like slowly at first, friends at first. And like he was with another girl and she like just put herself out there and let him know that she was into him. And he switched and started coupling up is the term with Justine. And like from there, just like blossomed into such a beautiful love story. Two nights ago, they did like these big dates, you know, like bachelor style fan, like not fantasy suite, but like, so they took a helicopter over Grand Canyon West.

And then they landed in the Grand Canyon and had a picnic and it was so beautiful and they told each other that they loved each other which is like a big deal for Love Island I think some people throw it around because you know maybe if they know America sees it it'll help them win um but like in that moment like I felt that they were in love and I was like they're gonna say it right that's crazy that's a crazy date I don't know how you transition back to like normal dates at McDonald's like after that yeah but all the so there's a final four couples and they all go on really extravagant dates on this last day throughout the season they like literally have they set up a table in the pool and yeah they go on like okay dates but these dates were just like on another level like one couple took a Ferrari

down um one some like Nevada Avenue like Canyon sort of Avenue it has a name and apparently it's really cool that's a sickening date yeah another couple they got all the whole Caesars um theater empty well also because there's a pandemic right and so they had like everyone out dinner in there and there were like some dancers dancing for them like really sickening dates but Caleb's and Justine's was just the best one you know a helicopter to the middle of Grand Canyon

and like then having a picnic and telling each other that they love each other that's so sweet the Ferrari one sounds really good too yeah that's where reality

like it's sometimes it's not surprising like that so many reality TV couples fail when you fall in love in like this idyllic setting where everything is taken care of for you

and then it's like you get home and it's like where do you want to eat I don't know where do you want to eat like how't know where do you want to eat like yes how can you not hate the person yes but like on love island they're mostly just in the villa like right and it's not that ritzy glitzy like it is on the bachelor so to have these like big

dates is really exciting um and so there were four couples left again runner up was sally and johnny who threw out like you would have probably thought they were gonna win until I told you about Casa more where they brought they separated the guys and the girls they brought in for and Johnny and Sally and Johnny were like the strongest couple at the time and Johnny just like went so hard with this other girl and when he came back he told Sally but like kind of glazed over it and then other guys came in and told her had seen watched it on tv and told her and And so she had never seen it. She didn't know what to believe.

And it really just threw a wrench in their relationship. And that was around the time I was catching up on Twitter. And the way people on Twitter hated Johnny, I would have had no idea. I would have thought that people were really rooting for them. But then I started to see everything he was doing as fake. You started to see him for who he truly was, which is ugly. And then the other two couples one of the couples laurel and carrington who i didn't mind at the end like carrington had just been like a little

too like fake and wishy-washy right people really did not like him and then moira and calvin moira moira it's crazy um they really came together by the end people were getting like kind of tired of her because she would like be with like these great guys and be like, I'm not feeling it. And even her and Calvin were coupled up in the middle and they like, they weren't feeling it. So they broke up. But then at the end, like they were legitimately in a relationship.

But so Justine and Calvin were just constantly falling more and more in love throughout the season. And it was a beautiful, beautiful thing to watch. They're the first black couple to win Love Island and to watch their love play out. I don't know. And I watched last season and it was a beautiful, beautiful thing to watch. They're the first black couple to win Love Island and to watch their love play out. I don't know. And I watched last season and it was really good. And I feel like more people are watching this season because there's less to do.

And it's a show that's on every single night for an hour. And it's really premium, like the way that they package it. And I just feel like watching the finale last night and watching them win, it was just a really beautiful moment. I literally had chills up my entire body. What channel is it on? CBS. Got it. I mean, every night that's like such a, like a crazy amount like of content. Yeah. I never watched it like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but I Saturday, Sunday too. Yeah. It's on Sundays. They take one or two nights a week off, I think, but I would just like watch

six episodes at a time. And when you're into a show, it is really nice. So even though the season like kind of started off slow by the end, like I think that Caleb and Justine are one of the best love stories on reality TV that like we have seen. What are the odds you think that they'll make it in the real world? I think the odds are very, very high. I really do. And when I was watching last night, real world I think the odds are very very high I really do and when I was watching last night I'm like all these couples are gonna make it of course but I don't I don't know I think that they will make it I'll look forward to seeing how the other couples do but it's just it was it was really it turned out to be a really great season so it's just crazy that there are so many like new bachelor type of shows are just like coupling up shows like with Love is Blind,

Too Hot to Handle. We've just like so many more like future influencers like in our rotation. And there actually feel like there are a lot of couples now who are still together. Lauren and Cameron are still together from Love is Blind.

I don't think anyone's together from Too Hot to Handle, right? No, I don't think so. Yeah, no. Having watched Too Hot to Handle and then going back to Love is Blind was really confusing because I was like they were kissing and I'm like you're not allowed yeah like there were so many rules at each show that you got confused watching but I think I liked Love is Blind way better yeah well it was more it had

more substance yeah like I actually cried at some of it oh Barrett Amber and Barnett Amber and Barnett I love and Barnett. I love that you knew what I was talking about. Yeah. Because I was waiting for you to say that they were still together. So I, I remembered their names. I just saw they're on Tik TOK now and they were like,

are putting out some cute content. They're actually really cute. Also with love Island, the winners do get a hundred thousand dollars. And then at the end, there's one last test to see if like you want to split the money or if one person's going to keep it. Cause like,

then you could like, if you wait, sorry, start again at the end of love Island, the winning couple wins $100,000. Each person or together? Well, they each... So this is how it goes. The host gives two people a card.

One of our cards says $100,000. The other person says $0. The person who says... The couple, and they're a couple. The person who has the $100,000 decides if they want to keep the a hundred thousand for themselves or split it so of course Caleb split it oh my god that's a terrible like question Johnny was like and he's the one who was like everyone's kind of out on at this point he was like bro you should keep it like kidding and it's like you weren't kidding no you weren't kidding like if so Johnny and Sally had one like

imagine if a couple you thought this entire time was in love, and then it turned out that this person was just really here for the money. Oh, has that happened? I don't know. There's a lot of seasons of Love Island UK. I've never watched them, so I don't know if that's happened. Or maybe it's like, maybe they really did like this other person, but they don't think it's going to work out, so let me at least get an extra 50K.

Right. So Alex Stewart, who is a toaster, she was on Love Island US? She was on Love Island US last season, which was the first season of US. Got it. And she came in second. And she was runner up. Yes. And they're not together anymore, her and that guy.

And the winning couple's not together anymore either. All right. So we'll see this time next year who's together. Yes, we will. So is the couple that came in second last night still together technically? Yeah. And even third and fourth, like they said that they're going to leave the villa and I don't care that I didn't win.

Like I got my girl, I got my guy and I have, you know, so, and I'm sure maybe they feel that way right now because also like when you're in the villa, you only have eyes for this other person. Like it's like, um, you know, villa goggles. Right. So, and also you don't know how they behave in the real world. Like everyone's on their best behavior when they're in a villa. There's no other, actually there are a lot of other options and temptations, but also

like America's watching you. Interesting. Sounds like a fabulous show. I feel like I was there. Yeah, it was really good. And it ended on such a beautiful note and just the show is just really well done. So I'm really happy for Caleb and Justine and I look forward to watching their love continue. We have, um, we've done all we needed to do today, you know, but there does feel like something is missing. I agree. And it's that sense of, that je ne sais quoi of mindlessness. Mm-hmm.

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They've got all the greatest styles. Okay, it's time for some Kelly's Mindless News like the 4th of July. Ooh, that felt so good. It's been july oh that felt so good it's been so long that felt so good morning millennials two days kelly's mindless news is brought to you by hello magazine which is i believe a big uh british tabloid and they are really like spearheading for a while it was like good housekeeping people magazine but they are the spearheaders of mindlessness oh interesting

after extensive shit international. After extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that Hello Magazine is probably the worst offender in the case of Kelly vs. the People. Kelly vs. the People's time. Kelly vs. the People's sanity. Here's the headline. Kelly Ripa shares stunning pool photo from inside her garden in the Hamptons. So before I read, this is a headline. What are you imagining on the photo? I'm imagining

a stunning pool, like a truly stunning pool photo inside a garden in the Hamptons. Like not something that I would ever think to write an article on, but like really a beautiful pool. Like she's a Hamptons queen. What do you you think what elements do you think are in the picture so I'm gonna say like pool from a distance like not super up close with like beautiful floral arrangements maybe like a ripe tomato okay so let me show you how they describe this photo okay Kelly Ripa is currently spending her time between her homes in the Hamptons and Manhattan while husband Mark Consuelos is working in Vancouver. But before Mark Consuelos...

Riverdale. Yes. But before Mark Consuelos left back in the summer, the Live with Kelly and Ryan star shared the most incredible photo of her husband relaxing in the family's luxury swimming pool in their garden. Can't wait. The actress took to Instagram to share a snapshot of Mark relaxing in the water and captioned it, Sunday vibes, hashtag daddy.

Fans, wait, to one side of the pool were several lounge chairs, and the picture also gave a glimpse of the family's perfectly manicured lawn. Fans were quick to comment on the picture with one writing damn that's a nice pool while another wrote what a view a third even added the hamptons pool water is so refreshing now i'm going to show you the picture we will have posted it on our instagram by now so make sure to check it out this is the gorgeous unbelievable show-stopping photo of kelly's backyard the garden the pool okay you guys it's literally a picture of mark and spade was in the pool like so close up i can

bear i could literally barely see the yard and the nerve that they have to start this headline in her garden like are you serious it's this is what they need on that clickbait podcast that is so crazy i don't see one flower yeah no flowers and you oh you could see a lounge chair you could see literally like the legs of a couple wooden lounge chairs oh my god that is so crazy and this is why we do the work that we do to uncover the mindlessness and the conspiracy behind kelly rippa and the insane amount of press that she gets for seemingly no reason yeah and you know what if she's gonna get all this press for like these instagram photos like she should be using jackie o'floe oh her instagram not to mention is like awful she uses the instagram filters that are pre-provided

this is x pro for sure and i feel like she maybe even took the picture in the instagram app yeah like that's how low quality no that's how little she cares like she knows it's gonna get written up like bare like she's just phoning it in it's is that crazy that's really crazy it really never ceases to amaze me I think that I really I really try to be like okay if there's like a stunning picture of Kelly Ripa's pool and her nice looking husband is in it and there's beautiful flowers like okay sure you want to write about it that's newsworthy but this blurry like tragedy of a photo is not newsworthy and I think that you know it's been a really long time since we did a segment Kelly's mindless news KMN um it's been a while but it's not because there hasn't been news but it's just because I

feel like we were like going in on her a little bit too much but like there has been especially in quarantine so much mindless news from Kelly. Like it's astonishing. It is astonishing. And also like you have to slow down on reporting on it because it's so mindless. You know, you need to be more mindful. But it's also like so mindless, but also so overwhelming at the same time. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. And that's the power of Kelly. And her mindless news like the 4th of July. Hope you enjoyed that. Hope you enjoyed the show. Anything else we want to talk about? Wrap up. There is no show tomorrow. Jackie and I are road tripping. Road tripping.

Time and time's in it when a hand goes in or in. What? Time's in it. And baby, we're at it again. It's Dan and Shay?ay yeah dan and shay we'll have to listen road road road road tripping tripping tripping we gotta listen to that when we road trip today i think we're also going to film a patreon video of the trip that we're going to be traveling on the road for oh yeah no i thought we were doing oh yes i brought my little tripod for the car

amazing yeah uh a video that we i mean you guys we've spoken about it so we can share for oh yeah no i thought we were doing oh yes i brought like my little tripod for the car amazing yeah uh a video that we i mean you guys we've spoken about it so we can share what we will try and film on our way back from our road tripping sometimes sipping with the hand um the the fast food video where we try all the fast it's a mukbang yeah i'm actually really excited to get my hands on another impossible whopper we're gonna check out all out all the local stops, the Wendy's, the McDonald's, the Burger King. I absolutely just love fast food so much. I was having this conversation and maybe even have even said it on the toast multiple times. I can't believe there are people who travel to Michelin star restaurants in Paris and

think it's the best meal they've ever had when literally the best meal is at your local McDonald's. Yeah. I can't imagine that food gets any better than McDonald's. I just can't. And maybe that's the naivete in me, but it's premium cuisine. It's premium cuisine. And so I'm really excited to film that video. Gotta stay hungry for it. Gotta stay hungry for it. And that's all she wrote. Yep. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show

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