The Toast - S3 Ep161: Did We Just Become Best Friends?: Wednesday, October 7th, 2020

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

Hannah Brown and Tyler Cameron Clear Up Romance Rumors, Say Shared 'Trauma' Brought Them Together (PEOPLE) Surprise! Kelly Rowland Is Pregnant with Her Second Child: 'I'm Knocking at 40's Door' (PEOPLE) Reba McEntire reveals she's dating 'CSI: Miami' actor Rex Linn (Page Six) Howard Stern Nears Deal With Sirius XM for Around $120 Million a Year (Bloomberg) Ocean Spray Gives TikTok Star a New Truck Following Viral Fleetwood Mac Cranberry Juice Video (PEOPLE) Don't Be Tardy Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day. I know it doesn't feel like Hump Day because we're not in studio, but I just want to assure everyone, just because we're not in studio, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't hump someone you love. I can't stress that enough. It's such an important point. It makes the world go round. It makes Hump Day Hump Day. So make sure to hump someone you love, whether it's your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your dog, no judgments here. Yeah, well, I know that it's hump day and even though we're not in studio, we could still be celebrating, but T-H-E-O is not even in the room and it's hard to get excited for hump day when I can't even get eyes on the prize. I'm so glad you brought that up. I've actually been getting DMs from toasters who are new to the community who

are curious as to why we spell out T-H-E-O instead of saying Theo, which I didn't even realize that we do, but I guess it's so that we don't alert him when he actually is in studio. It's like, you never wake a sleeping baby. It's like he's sleeping. He's being a good boy. He knows his name. He will react. Yeah. It's for when he's in the room you know it's like when you spell out a curse word because kids are around right but now like that's just become one of his nicknames 100 and that's just who he is you know yeah speaking of who he is and what he's about i called you last night because in watching um my australian television show, I came to the realization that Theodore means I adore you. And that's his name.

And I just think that it's so beautiful because that's how I feel about him. No, it's just like things about Theo and his legacy. Like I keep learning new things about him and none of it really shocks me. I'm just, I never cease to be amazed at the endless revelations that come from Theo's background. A hundred percent. Like we learned the other day that Theo is Jewish, fully Jewish. Yes. Yeah. Like obviously he converted like to be in this family, but it turns out that he didn't even have to, like he was born a Jew. Yeah. It's a hundred percent true. even have to like he was born a Jew. Yeah it's 100% true. You learn something new every day about Theo. And we're so proud of him. Oh so so proud. I kind of I kind of understand why people think

that when we're talking about Theo for like the first six months of being listeners to this show they think we're talking about my actual human son um and it's because we're absolutely insane. sexual human son. Um, and it's because we're absolutely insane. Yeah. And he deserves the best. Like he deserves the most enthusiasm, like the best backstory. And that's what we're here to do is to give it to him. And that's what we have properly given him. Yeah. And to share that with the world because the world deserves it too. Why should we hog all this amazing awesomeness? deserves it too. Why should we hog all this amazing awesomeness? Okay. I'm going to move on now. Is that okay? Yeah. We have a fabulous show for you guys today. I actually watched Emily in Paris yesterday, all day yesterday, and I convinced Jackie to watch it. So she's going to watch it today. So I will hold off on my official recap until Jackie and I can do it together tomorrow.

Maybe you want to join us. It's the Netflix original series starring Lily Collins, created by Darren Star. So you're thinking, is it going to be Sex and the City? Is it going to be Younger? And then it ends up being none of it. So enjoy it. It's really short, Jackie, and I actually think you'll really,

I don't know, you'll enjoy it. Yeah, I'm going to try my best to watch it today, but my series is just developing. I understand. Like, every episode, the things that they're grappling with are just so intense. Like, this show is so dark. So I just finished season two, but I guess what happened was the show got canceled in the middle of their season two. So they filmed a finale that wrapped it up.

season two so they filmed a finale that wrapped it up and then like the fans the outpouring of love for the show was so immense that they picked it back up and they had to film a different end of a season two finale so that it could segue into season three so it was so confusing I watched a finale that was like insane and then I saw there's an alternate ending so I watched a finale that was like insane. And then I saw there's an alternate ending. So I watched that ending, hoping that was going to be like the right one. And I loved it. Obviously it's like everything good happens because that was supposed to be like the series finale. So no, the one where everything insane happens is the one that I have to work off of. And like, then it was already 12 o'clock, but I was like, oh, my gosh, spoiler alert, George is shot. I have to keep watching. So you are talking about A Place to Call Home, which is like your weird crackle.

What do you watch it on? Acorn TV. And yes. And while yesterday I was a little bashful about the fact that I was watching such a random show, it turns out that like there is a community of people who love the show. I posted it on my Instagram story and like so many people reached out like saying that they loved it and that they've watched it and they're obsessed. And so it gave me, you know, the courage to speak about it a little more today and open

up about what I'm watching. You're so brave. I am brave because it's hard with you. Because if you saw the show, yeah, because you would make fun of me. But now I have my loyal a place to call homers excuse me this assumption that I would make fun of you for a tv show I would like to know where that stems from I don't think I've ever made fun of a tv show no but like you make fun of other things so I just assumed that maybe it would because it's not like a cool show

I don't know this seems out of me this feels hurtful I'm not gonna lie So I just assumed that maybe it would, because it's not like a cool show. I don't know. You would make fun of me. This feels hurtful. I'm not going to lie. I'm sorry. I assumed. And you know what happens when you assume.

You make an ass out of you and me. So it's on Acorn TV, which is apparently a British streaming service. And if you saw the photo, so someone posted in Toast After Dark, like the poster for the for the show I was like I can't believe Jackie's watching place to call home and if you just see the poster like it's nothing about what the show is about like it's so misleading it looks like little house on the prairie yeah no it looks like like granny porn oh granny porn but it's but it's not. Like, it's insane. It's insane. So if you guys are looking for a show, and I've never watched Downton Abbey, but I feel like it's similar.

I don't, actually. I do. I really do. Well, we have tons of stuff coming up for you guys. Of course, we have the Fast Five Stories, a little TV recap, because my favorite show on the planet premiered last night we got two episodes in honor of the premiere don't be tardy for the party the beerman zolciak clan is back and then it's wednesday so we also have dear toasters our advice segment so i feel like we should stop dilly-dallying and just get to it oh okay you want to jump right in don't you well

i guess don't you don't you baby don't you okay baby, don't ya. Okay, without further don't ya's, it is time for the fast dive stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And I have sufficiently run out of ideas, so let me just tell you guys. Today's episode, brought to you by Framebridge. Framebridge makes it easier and more affordable than ever to frame your favorite things without ever leaving your house. Add a gallery wall to your home office or send the perfect gift from art prints and diplomas to the photos sitting on your phone. You can use Framebridge for just about anything. Framebridge.com, all they ask is for you to upload your photo. They'll send you packaging to safely mail in your physical pieces if you're looking to frame a physical photo.

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where was Hannah Brown taking a poop in the quarantine house, Hannah Brown and Tyler Cameron clear up romance rumors. They say that they shared a trauma that brought them together. Okay. So Hannah Brown and Tyler Cameron put up a YouTube video called What Really Happened, where they're finally addressing the romance rumors that they fueled while isolating together in the first few weeks of quarantine. Let's just talk about that title for a minute. That is like hardcore David Dobrik clickbait. And I just feel like the two of these, they're like a little too serious and mature

to be doing pulling stunts like this, but I'll allow it. I don't know. I think that now that the two of them are YouTubers and this is what YouTubers do. They, but honestly, I'm, I'm actually, I didn't, I'm glad for this video because it really is answering some of our questions. Like those weeks that they were together, what was going on in that house? Were they dating? The answer is no, they did not even kiss. Well, you know, it's interesting. I feel like there are people probably who listened to the show who, you know, lay in

bed at night and think of all the wonders of the world, you know? And one of those wonders is like, what happened between Hannah and Tyler? Like the world may never know. And you know what? I'm just a person who doesn't care. Like, I actually really just don't care. I just don't. Okay, well, that's nice for you.

I care a little bit, and I think other people care. So I'm going to share what happened. I'm going to share it. Everyone cares, and, like, the news is all over this. But, like, I'm just sitting back and, like, evaluating and i'm like do i really care no no but i do like because we were talking about them like every day for a while and we didn't have that many answers and we were like are they hooking up like where is she taking a dump that house needs who's taking out the trash yeah and like they're giving us those answers so i do like when my loose ends are tied up.

And without further ado, could I share what the answers are? By the way, I'm not shaming you for choosing the story. It's not shaming. It's not. It's not. And I'm not shaming anyone. Another thing, you're making fun of my interests. Bitch, let me finish.

I'm not making fun. Oh, my God. All I'm saying is that I'm not shaming anyone who cares. I'm just saying, I've had a personal realization in the time that you have been reading the title of the story. And it's like, these are two people who like, I probably talk about frequently. I think I follow Tyler on Instagram. Like I'm somewhat, you would think invested. And at the end of the day, I've just like had a personal realization that I don't care. And I just wanted to share, cause this is our podcast where we share our revelations.

Okay, so why don't you like go get a snack while I share with everyone what was going on between the two of them? No, I'll listen and I'll engage. But I just wanted my true fans to know that I don't care. Okay, honestly, I think your true fans knew. Like they know that about you. They know that this is not for you.

No, but I really want you to finish the story. Go. According to the reality stars, they decided to reconnect just before the pandemic began in the U.S. after Tyler's mom died of a brain aneurysm and Hannah's younger brother, Parker, overdosed. Quote, we were kind of leaning on each other at this point. We were both going through things, so we were kind of each other's support system all of a sudden. You, of course, have your family there, but it's always nice to have someone outside to lean on as well. Someone that knows you in a different way, Hannah added.

But I think there was also, like, a problem in that a little bit. We were, like, together in trauma. Mm-hmm. So they talk about how they spend time in the house making the videos, doing the dances. And Tyler said, people think we were hooking up the whole time never kissed we went from a dating show where it didn't work out then not talking to each other trauma happens we hang out to living together 12 times more the amount of time in that house together for those 18 days than we did on the show eventually Hannah got a ride back to

Alabama and so they're just sort of like figuring out where their friendship is now like after these major things like to live with someone for 18 days after not speaking to them, after almost getting engaged to them, like it's a lot, it's a lot. It's complicated. It's complicated is what it is. And, um, I just like, can't believe like when we were speculating, like there was legit ass, nothing going on, but it actually makes sense. I feel like in no world did we really see them being together like for for either one of them it made no sense people like people just shipped it because like they loved them individually and like the fan accounts were shipping it but at the end of the day like chemistry wise and like history wise I don't feel like they really make

sense as a couple yeah two things that we were speculating on at the time. One, um, we were wondering where she was going to the bathroom and it turns out that like she had a really hard time pooping and she would go to his aunt's house, but she still couldn't poop there. Like she like literally didn't poop for weeks, she said. So like I actually can relate. So she said that in the YouTube video, like she was talking about dutying in front of Tyler C? Yep. So it just goes to show that they're not together. 100%. I've never been more sure in my life that the relationship is completely platonic. Also, I feel like at the time we were speculating that like this house, you know, it would be cabin fever to the utmost. Like everything's fun for a little while, but eventually like

you get spilkis, like you need to get away from these people. And she did say by the time that she left, she said, quote, I wasn't very nice that day. You were definitely not nice that day. Like they were done hanging out. You know, I feel that like, I don't know how, I mean, I love watching the content, but all these like TikTok hype houses and like all these creator houses where young people are just like living together for the sake of content. While I appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit, I don't understand logistically how these kids don't go nuts. Like I cannot be near anyone, like even a sleepover, like I can't, like I need my bed. I need Theo. I need Ben. I need my TV. Like I need to be in my

own space. I need my, my personal routine. Yes. So I don't understand how these people do it and obviously Hannah couldn't do it for that much like two weeks I mean what is it 18 days that's insane like I go crazy on like a three-day weekend yeah for sure even in Newport like I was so frazzled I was Miss Frizzle that I dropped the keys to the bus in the toilet. You did. You did do that. Have you gotten an update on, like, where the car is? Okay, so. I was thinking about that last night.

Like, are we just no longer responsible for this vehicle? Well, I actually woke up this morning to a text from Chase Fraud asking if the rental car charge was us because it's a very high amount. And I think a lot of things are going on. I think you and I maybe misunderstood how much the Jaguar would be over the Toyota RAV4. And then we also got hit with a few charges. You know, the keys were lost, the towing, all the things. So I do think we misunderstood. And I actually think all these things were misrepresented to us. For sure. For sure. So I know, I know in my head the way they represented the upgrade from the Jaguar, like I know the dollar amount that they said it would be. And was it not that dollar amount?

I'm just saying the amount that I was, Chase was right to flag it. I mean, it's an insane amount. And we could have bought a new Jaguar. Stop. Oh, my God. Okay, we'll talk about it later then. But, yeah, I would assume, like, just because we paid for insurance $10 a day, like, that doesn't cover the towing and the new set of keys.

I got basic ass insurance. Like, there is no way. It might cover a new set of keys, but it does not cover like a full toe in the middle of Connecticut. Yeah. I mean, that actually makes sense. Like if, if it was sounding too good to be true, like there has to be repercussions for your actions, you know? Yeah. And like, I hadn't heard from the car company. So like they were just being like a little too quiet, like very coy. Yeah. Like just trying to like make up a number to hit you with.

Yeah. And to be honest, I did not press approve on the chase thing yet. I'm just not ready to go through with it. And I need some more info. Like how did we get to this number? Yeah. No, you need a breakdown. I understand. I'm all about a breakdown. Yeah. Okay. Well, next story is some exciting pregnancy news. Kelly Rowland is pregnant with her second child. She's on the cover of a women's health with her bed, bed bump, uh, talking about how happy she is to receive the news of her second pregnancy. These photos are stunning, like sickening, stunning, beautiful photos, and just like a stunning pregnancy announcement. But she talks about how um

she'd been talking about having a second child loosely and then covid happened and we were just like let's see what happens the 39 year old tells the outlet before admitting that she got pregnant right away she's due later this year she says she hesitated to share the news publicly especially during a time when the country is facing the coronavirus pandemic and the national reckoning on race. But she said, you still want to remind people that life is important and being able to have a child. I'm knocking at 40's door in February. Taking care of myself means a lot to me. Wow. I mean, I'm actually just, I'm truly offended by this story because Kelly Rowland has absolutely, who gave her permission to be so sickening, stunning, and beautiful, and smart,

and just like on the cover of Women's Health, like pregnant? I can't. Like, it's offensive. It's, I'm offended. Yeah, no, the cover is amazing. The bathing, like just the looks, it's so on point, and I'm so happy for her,

and I think this is a great story. Do you think her kids hang out with Beyonce's kids? don't know I actually feel like they do I actually feel like Beyonce of course I don't know I don't know why they wouldn't she has a son who's five yeah like Beyonce is always including Destiny's Child in her you know monumental moments which I think is really cool and like humble of her um and I think she does it because, like, everyone loves Destiny's Child, but I think she also does it because she really loves Kelly Rowland. And Michelle's just, like, happy to be along for the ride. But I think Beyonce and Kelly are, like, definitely OTP,

like, best friends for life. Biffle. Yeah, I agree with that. So I think Beyonce's going to be really happy about this. Yeah, I mean, everyone could use some good baby news, including Beyonce. I mean, there's a lot good baby news, including Beyonce. I mean, there's a lot of good baby news these days. That's really a silver lining.

Of the whole thing. Oh, you know what? I wanted to say, I was thinking about it before I went to bed last night. So I'm watching Mad Men, and there is, in season maybe two or three, they're going through that whole Cuba nuclear. I'm sorry. I really don't know American history that well. Missile crisis. But there's a big drama with Cuba in American history.

And everyone is freaking out. They think there's going to be a nuclear war. Like everyone's going home from work early. They think they might not see everyone on Monday. And the way they were just like talking about how like we're living in such crazy times. Can you believe this year? It like really was giving me 2020 vibes. And it kind of was comforting to know that like people, you know, all throughout American history, like there have been bad years.

And yes, this is a bad one, a really, really bad one. But it just I felt comfort knowing that like Betty Draper in the 60s was like worried about the year. Do you know what I mean? She also had a bad year. Everyone did. There was just like so much going on within like the political climate. And it was just like really giving me 2020 vibes. I'm like, this is 60 years ago. So I just wanted everyone to know like,

this is not the first bad year in American history. It won't be the last, but we will get through it. Yeah. I think that's a beautiful message, Claudia. Thank you. Thank you, Jackie. You know what that's a beautiful message, Claudia. Thank you. Thank you, Jackie. You know what else is a beautiful message? What? Reba McIntyre reveals that she's dating CSI Miami actor Rex Lynn. I saw this. I saw this and I just wanted to be said, I watched CSI Miami and I've

never seen this man. Okay, this man. I'm sorry to this man. I'm sorry to this Miami and I've never seen this man I don't okay this man I'm sorry to this man I'm sorry to this man I've never seen this man yeah I'm sorry okay so I don't like know him off the top of my head but he does look familiar and I looked up other things that he's in and like he's in cheaper by the dozen but like that doesn't tell me anything you know what I mean he is like he's in 50 movies that's so Reba you know that's like so Reba to date like a seasoned actor who looks familiar but you can't really place him okay I guess his big things are CSI I know who he is in cheaper by the dozen I think it's cheaper by the dozen too too when he moves and the coach oh no no, that's a different guy. That's a different guy. Who is he?

He's probably just like an extra. Right, exactly. So he's also in Fast and Furious. I mean, he's literally in everything. I could go through it. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I've just seen this specific picture of him on the set of CSI Miami, and I 100% know who he is.

No, he's such a familiar Fotch. Yeah. Yeah, I know him. He's a familiar Fotch. He's also in Young Sheldon. Oh, how have I missed that? I'm actually really happy for Reba. I don't know the extent of Reba's personal life, but I just feel like she deserves happiness because she's an icon and a queen. Yeah, I would agree with that. And she's also apparently a podcaster. What? Because she described Lynn as special

and a very, very sweetheart of a guy on her podcast, Living and Learning, telling her co-hosts that she jumped back into the dating pool this year. Wait, Reba has a podcast? She's really like, rising tides raise all ships. Yeah, I think Reba's podcast is what's going to get us to that next level of podcasting. A hundred percent.

Yeah. So I think it's really, it's a beautiful love story. I hope it goes well for Reba. I have said, I think today's show a record amount of times, a hundred percent. Yeah. I mean, that's what we do. We like say something a million times for a week and then the next week we say something else. No, but you know what it is. Except we say a hundred percent a lot. Sometimes I even say thousand percent. Yeah. I mean, that's what we do. We like say something a million times for a week and then the next week we say something else.

No, but you know what it is. Except we say a hundred percent a lot. Sometimes I even say a thousand percent. That's how you know, like you really agree. But I just want to say like, it's not my fault for saying a hundred percent so much. It's actually your fault for saying so many eloquent, smart, agreeable things. Like you're just so agreeable that I have no choice but to agree. Wow. That's beautiful. Thank you. Okay. Wait, but really quickly back to Reba.

Um, I love her so much and I just feel like whoever dates her is like the luckiest man in the world. I feel like she just has like a warm bosom that you could like curl into and she makes biscuits and she flies private and she eats corn dogs and no lie, like I kind of want to be Reba's boyfriend. I feel like that's an amazing lot in life. It's the role of a lifetime. It really is. And like, I would work 24 hours a day to make her so happy. Like that would be my sole focus. I'm like, how can I make Reba smile today? Should I tell a joke? Should I take her somewhere? Like, I just think Reba deserves endless love and happiness. And I hope he's being really supportive, helping her get ready for her next big role, host of the CMAs. Maybe he'll be there.

Maybe they'll walk the carpet together. I don't know if there's even going to be a carpet. I'm just, I'm picturing. I just, I love that Reba has found love. I love that for her. I love love. Yeah. Love, love.

Absolutely. Also, he's in Better Call Saul. I never watched it, but I think you did. You know, I never, I never watched it either, which is crazy because I loved Breaking Bad. And one of my favorite characters was Saul. But I don't know. I just I couldn't get back to the AMC channel. I mean, that does happen. I've never watched Breaking Bad. What? Yeah. Are you serious?

I swear. That's crazy. I look like I watch Breaking Bad. Yeah, you look like you love crystal meth oh yeah Jackie I actually think it should be your next are you against it like I miss the boat I feel like and I don't know it just doesn't look like my vibe like it looks like there's so many like I don't know by the way it's so good and I think like you will of all people like you will love it and I think that you should definitely think about starting this journey okay I'll put it on my like extended list but right now my short list like I have to read watch a place called home um Emily in Paris I want to read the Nightingale and Mariah Carey's book and like once I get past

those four things then we can talk about my next endeavor. I understand. I do. I'm an understanding girl. Thank you. Okay, well, speaking of big news in the audio industry, first we have Reba's podcast. Next, we have Howard Stern is nearing a deal with SiriusXM for around $120 million a year. The amount would exceed his previous contracts, which topped out at roughly $80 around $120 million a year. The amount would exceed his previous contracts,

which topped out at roughly $80 to $100 million a year. I saw this. It's so crazy. I knew that he probably made around $100 million for a three-year contract. For one year of work, $120 million. That's so crazy. But also, I see the value.

I don't even listen to Howard religiously, but I watch a lot of his YouTube videos and like, he's really the voice of a generation. And I think he's literally keeping tens of millions of people subscribed to Sirius XM literally just for his show. So this is fabulous. Good for him. Good for Beth. Good for the cats they rescue. Good for everyone. This is fabulous. Good for him. Good for Beth. Good for the cats they rescue.

Good for everyone. Good for everyone. And it is an interesting development in, you know, the audio industry. Yes. Because most of these big paydays are going to big podcasts. So I would have maybe thought that, you know, when his contract ran out at Sirius that he would go into podcasting. But, no, he's a radio man through and through. And there's there's big bucks there for him. So I think this is a really interesting development. I'm always happy

to see Howard Stern, you know, to see talent really get paid for the work that they do. And so I'm all about it. And I'm just interested in the industry. Yeah, I feel like Spotify definitely tried to make a move like they gave Joe Rogan $100 million. I think Howard Stern to Spotify would be worth $200 million, like literally bringing an entire generation of people into podcasting. But I feel like Howard Stern feels deeply connected to radio as a medium, and he's not ready to like see it die. So I feel like that is part of the reason why he stayed. I also just think he's really happy and comfortable at Sirius.

And, you know, if it ain't broke. Don't fix it. Also, apparently he has had conversations with Spotify, but they were preliminary conversations that didn't progress very far. I mean, if I worked at Spotify, I would literally do absolutely everything in my power to get Howard Stern on our platform. Like it would change the, I honestly think it would change like the history of media forever. Like it would be such a big deal. Oh, thank you. I mean like in the future, it would be the history. Yes. Yes. I know what you meant. Yes. It would change the future of podcasting, of radio, of media. I think it would be such a big deal. Like if I, I literally would have bought him a plane. Like I would have done anything. I mean, they have

so much money and it would just be so crazy. So right now the future of media is remaining unchanged, but who knows, maybe in another year. Yeah. Who knows? So I just thought that was interesting. We have an update on our boy, Howard. We love Howard. If this gets to Howard, we love you and your little curly hair so much. And we loved your book and your everything of the sort. We loved your book. Okay, fifth and final story. I guess this food fall into the good news category.

And it's just a story that I've been following from afar that I absolutely love and adore. And I think we need more sorts of stories like this. Okay, I just, I don't know the story. I just want to preface it by saying I fucking hate good news. Like I know, but like you're going to, I think you've probably seen this story and I think you would like it. I just think it happens to like, if you were tagging this story, filing it, like you would use the tag good news because it's good news.

If you also like hate cringy good news. A few months ago, Jackie and I recorded a podcast on the Patreon channel where we thought we would like try and be positive. The fast five stories of good news. A few months ago, Jackie and I recorded a podcast on the Patreon channel where we thought we would try and be positive. The Fast Five Stories of Good News. And it was literally impossible to get through. We were cackling the entire time. It is a brilliant piece of content. Head over to the Patreon. Become a member literally just to listen to that episode. We were sitting on this couch literally in tears. It was so funny. Sometimes sometimes I go

back and listen to it when I've had a bad day. And if you're looking for that, check it out. I'm sorry to interrupt. What is the good news? I'm dying to know. Ocean Spray gives TikTok star a new truck following viral Fleetwood Mac cranberry juice video. Oh my God. So you saw this video last month. Nathan Apodaca, who goes by 420dogface208 on TikTok, went viral when he shared a video of himself drinking the brand's Cran Raspberry juice while skating to Fleetwood Mac's Dreams. Now Ocean Spray has taken notice, gifting him a brand new car and a trunk full of Ocean Spray goods. Wow. Oh, my God. I love a brand integration on like a viral moment, you know?

Yeah. love a brand integration on like a viral moment you know yeah and so I the video the original video came about because his car like wasn't working and it always shuts off he says and he always has his longboard in there in case he runs out of gas or something so he jumped on his board he was like driving he was boarding down uh the coast and he thought that this was sweet so he took a video and obviously that video has gotten extremely viral. I mean, one half of Fleetwood Mac, not Stevie Nicks,

the other guy, he recreated the video because they were singing to a Fleetwood Mac song. Yes. And so that's why Ocean Sprite got him a new truck. Wow. All the Ocean Sprite he could drink. I absolutely love this story. It reminds me of a previous viral moment.

Remember when, um, damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and then vans gave Daniel a lifetime supply of vans and Daniel donated every single pair except for like one to children in need. It was an amazing moment to be an internet user. Oh wow. I didn't know Daniel was so philanthropic yeah it all happened on ellen i have to give her credit she put the whole thing together but um this is reminding me of that i love when a brand steps in like brands are so archaic and like some brands it would have taken like six months and they would have sent this guy like a gift card like they're just they're so corporate and they're so lame. But I love how Ocean Spray like capitalized on the moment

and got in there and is making news, good news. And I love this. Yeah. In addition to gifting the truck, the Ocean Spray CEO, Tom Haynes, Tom Haynes did decide to get in on the fun by recreating the original TikTok. I love a CEO who can get down and dirty. Writing alongside his video, did we just become best friends? Oh, okay.

He had to ruin it. Okay. He had to ruin it. He had to ruin it. I'm so glad you felt the same way. That statement makes me cringe. It's so cringey, and it's just, it reminds me, honestly, not to spoil it. It's like something they would use in Emily in Paris to like talk like a millennial.

Hashtag, do we just become best friends? Yeah, that's like, but that's exactly what the CEO of Ocean Spray should be like doing is trying to talk like a millennial. Yeah. So I don't want to criticize too much. 110 points for Ocean Spray. Yeah. 9.9 points for ocean spray.

You get docked a tenth of a point because of the caption, but it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Anyways, I thought that was a piece of good news. And, you know, make sure to get your ocean spray today. Yeah, family-owned business, I think. Yeah, according to those commercials where they stomp on the cranberries. Yes, that is literally my source that's my in my ear i have an earpiece my source is the guy standing in the

river with his overalls okay well those are the fast side stories and i feel as though you needed to know them and now you know them and you needed to and i hope you feel good i hope you feel good. I hope you feel good. Like I should. Let's quickly dive into TV Recap because I'm dying to talk about the Beermans. They are back on our television. They're on a five-week road trip across the U.S. in an RV with all six of their kids, their chef, their nanny, their hair and makeup artist. It is wild. Wait, they have their hair and makeup artist? Yes, that's Nikki.

Oh, okay. Because I wanted to talk about the glam I watched the first two episodes I literally felt like I was watching cheaper by the dozen like that sort of energy of like frantic oh my god kids running around like just things flying everyone yelling like gives me so much anxiety and I absolutely I love you know a big family dynamic and I love the Beermans but like I had anxiety for them it was really overwhelming just watching them navigate everyday things like when they were in Nashville going you know sightseeing and they went to that boot store and like the kids just ran everywhere and it's like get the kids back like there's just kids everywhere and I'm so worried that like one of them is gonna go missing

no it there's so much going on Kim and Croy have so much on their plates and it's really a miracle how they how they run this life together I mean Croy is literally like the husband of everyone's dreams like the way he just handles everything like Kim like just Kim says something and it appears like she and I and I know that she feels this way it's like similar to how I feel about Ben it's like I feel so lucky to have him and like I know that she feels that way like when he just does everything for her like her treadmill like she like he would shop wigs oh building a rack in the driveway for her RV wigs that was crazy yeah no like bringing a mattress down he's just so like handy and he loves her so much. Like, I don't know. I know a lot of people don't

like the Beermans for a lot of different reasons, but I don't know how you can watch a show and like not be envious a little bit. Like they have such a good marriage and I feel like she went through so much to get to this place and she's like enjoying every moment of having this like big family, this amazing husband their own tv show and like I watch the show and I'm just like happy for her yeah I totally agree and I think what they have that is what makes their show a success and like similar to other family shows that are successful it's like as a family they really and truly love each other yeah and like Brielle doesn't even want to move out of the house because like she loves her family

so much and like I think that if you're going to be like working with your family and doing a tv show like that's the sort of relationship you have to have otherwise like no one wants to watch like family turn on each other no it's so tumultuous and it gives a pit in the stomach that's not like friends turn on each other all you want but family is like very sacred and that's why I love Kardashians that's why I honestly love Don't Be Tardy. Like I just love that familial bond and they have it. And some people might think it's like unhealthy, like Brielle 22 still living at home,

but I totally get it and I love it. Yeah, I love it too. And like, even though they are a frantic bunch, they are very happy family. Yeah. And like, I don't know. I just feel like Kroy like understands Kim so much. Like when Kim made Kroy pull over to the side of the road

so she could go gambling for 15 minutes and lose $400, like, that was so funny. And, like, they do all these things, and it's really who they are. Like, I know Kim loves to gamble ever since Atlanta Housewives, but they also, like, do it for the show, and the show is really good. And I feel like Ariana, Kim, Croy, and Brielle, like, really give it all to the show. Yeah, the fact that they are actually living on an rv for five weeks and like it's it's extremely real like the the fact that they have to bring a moving truck behind them just goes to show that like they're actually trying to make this

work they're not like staying in a hotel every night and then waking up and filming and pretending like that this is what they're doing it's it's admirable like that they could get on this bus and do this for five weeks especially because the girls and kim like their commitment to glam like i feel like we're high maintenance but like compared to them we're not at all like i could do my makeup in 10 minutes like on a moving rv like yeah she's wearing like brielle and ariana are wearing false lashes kim is wearing wigs like, they're on a TV show. I know, but to do that in a rest stop bathroom, like, these women are some of the most high maintenance, I think, celebrities of all time. And to commit to the RV for five weeks, like, it's premium content.

A hundred percent. The RV actually, like, looked kind of fun. And I was watching their old season all day, like, leading up to the premiere. And while it is really good, I do think at some point it gets a little stale. Like, they just really stay in their house and, like, go to the same restaurants. And, like, Brielle, is she going to move out? Ariana's going to college soon. Like, it's the same thing.

So I actually really appreciate them totally shaking up the format of their show and, like, going on the road with their entire family for five weeks. And I think it's actually really smart because there's a million family reality shows and some get renewed and some don't. And this is just like a totally different approach. And I actually think it'll guarantee them more seasons. Yeah, no, I think it's really good. Everyone like we're up already so much.

The littles are the cutest things. And I love that they call them the littles. Like that's something we would do. Like there's literally two groups of kids, the bigs and the littles like that's something we would do like there's literally two groups of kids the bigs and the littles yeah and the oldest little he's so tall now he's huge i think it's kj yeah cory jr yeah it's so hard to and but but kaya is the only girl of the littles and she's a twin. Stunning. She's stunning. She's a twin, though, yeah? Yes. Kaya and Cash. Cash.

So there's three Littles? Yeah. No, four. I thought there was four. Yeah. There's four. There's KJ, the twins, Kaya, and Cash, and there's one more, and I believe he's the one who was in the dog accident last season. I thought that was Cash.

I don't know. Hold on. I can just look it up. Kim's family. Cause now I always try and like remember. Yeah, she has six kids. So Ariana and Brielle and then four littles. Okay. Cash, Kaya, KJ and Kane. Oh, I literally did not know there was one. Yeah, no, it didn't feel as good remembering it. It's just crazy how many fucking kids she has. And like, I just love her. Like, I love that she's wearing her natural hair. I can't believe how good it looks. Like, this is what she's been hiding the whole time.

It looks amazing. Her natural hair looks as beautiful and stunning as her wigs. I don't understand what her hang-up is about wearing her natural hair as it is. Agreed. And Ariana had a major glow-up from, she got her lips done, she went to the same hair and makeup people as Brielle and Kim. And I don't know, I just love that, like, even though it's not necessarily, like, what I would want for a look, they just love this one look,

and they all look like each other, and they're, like, so happy with the way that they look and like people make fun of them and they just don't care they love it and I I respect that I do no I respect it too like I I actually really do and you can I can feel even sense like Ariana like is more confident in herself she's also growing up and like so being in high school like will age like on a show is a rough place to be but like now that she's graduated and she's feeling herself, it's nice to watch her feel confident when last season we watched her feeling really insecure. Totally. Yeah.

So I think it's going to be a very, very good season. Me too. And it's not always going to be two episodes every night, right? No, it was just like a special moment. So special. Thank you. Now let's dive into Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment. If you ever want to write in, always know you can email us, deartoasters at gmail.com.

We will always keep it anonymous. You can use fake names. We won't sell you out. But if you have a quandary you're dealing with, let us know. Like this first girl. Hey, girls. Strap in for this one. I've been with my boyfriend, let's call him disgusting, for about a year and a half now. For the first half of the

pandemic, I was staying with him and his family in upstate New York. Then in July, I went back home and he came with me. I've had issues with my boyfriend's butting heads with my sisters in the past, so it's refreshing to see disgusting get along well with my sister. Well, let's just say that I've recently discovered that they get along even better than I had thought. This past weekend, we had a barbecue. The drinks were flowing. Everyone was having a good time. While drunk stumbling into the bathroom

to go pee, I walked in on Disgusting and my sister dry-humping each other in the bathtub. Of course, in total shock, I dropped my drink and screamed at them to stop. And here's the real kicker. Disgusting turned to me and said, this tub is big enough for three. This is disgusting. I don't even know where to start.

Totally repulsed, I stormed out and went to my longtime neighbor's house to get away from my family and from Disgusting. I haven't told anyone yet, not even my parents, because I'm just totally humiliated. I'm still at my neighbor's house, and I just told my parents that I'm fighting with my sister, and because we fight a decent amount, they haven't really questioned it.

My sister is prettier than me, and I've often felt inferior to her throughout my life, and this is just another example. What the fuck do I do? Yes, I'm disgusted by my sister, but she's still my sister. She hasn't reached out, and I'm not sure I want to make the first move. Help. Signed, the less hot sister. Well, here's the thing.

In your mind, you may be the less hot sister, but at least you're not the morally corrupt sister, and that's all that matters. In your mind, you may be the less hot sister, but at least you're not the morally corrupt sister. And that's all that matters. Right. And I think morals are beautiful. They're so sickeningly stunning. And honestly, girl, like not to get off track, but I think you need to have a little bit more confidence in yourself. Like the way that you compare yourself to your sister and just like kind of the tone from what I'm getting, like, I think you need to have more confidence. Like you obviously listened to this podcast. You're probably like so gorgeous and beautiful and smart. Like I can't even begin to explain.

Yeah. So here's what you need to do. Like, I understand running to the neighbors, like you don't want to deal with this yet, but you wrote in and you're ready to deal with it. This is what you're going to do. You're going back to your house. You're going to air all of this out. You're going to send your boyfriend packing. He can go home. You guys are finished. You need to let your parents know, like you need to bring everyone into this. She needs to feel shame because if you, if you sweep this under the rug or like pretend not want to share it with your family, it will inevitably cause a major rift in your family. Your parents won't know what's happening. And there's a chance that you're the one that feels

like pushed out. And so not only are you the one that's not in the wrong, but like you might lose more if you don't bring it all to a head. Right. And you're like protecting them right now. You didn't do anything wrong. Why are you embarrassed? You have literally nothing to be embarrassed about. Your sister hooked up with your boyfriend. She's nasty. She should be embarrassed. She should be hiding in the neighbor's lawn not you and you know what your boyfriend okay whatever we expect a lot for men and they always disappoint us he's a stranger like be done with him the real problem here is your sister yeah your sister what your sister did is worse than what your boyfriend did because like she's your flesh and blood and she

owes you loyalty whereas like this guy is a skeezy cheater and that's all he's a stranger gonna be yeah um and so you need to go home and air it out and put everyone in their place and your parents need to need to know because your sister if she if no one finds out like your sister won't feel shame about this she's's protected. And that's why you like need to go and snitch on her immediately. Immediately. Usually snitches ain't, but in this particular scenario, snitches is. And you're not going to be like snitching, like running to your parents and telling them what happened. Like she will be in the room. So I feel like if you're snitching on someone in front of their face, it's not snitching. No snitching is like the act of going behind the

back, but we're really not a snitch if you're just airing out the family issues. Yeah. I think that you got to air it out. Air it out. Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air. Yeah. That's why you got to air it out. Side note. I literally went into Ben's like Ben has the dining room and I have the bedroom when we're working from home. And I went into his like little area and he was on his phone playing Spotify, Jordan Sparks on shuffle. He loves Jordan Sparks. That's so precious. Next up. Hi, Jackie and Claudia. Thank you for the morning toast. It's one of my favorite parts of my days. I've been exclusively dating this guy for about eight months. Let's call him salt. What is with everyone writing him with the weird nicknames tonight? Okay. His name is salt. They've been dating for eight months a few weeks ago we were out to

dinner when i asked why he had taken a break from dating prior to us going out he casually said oh because of avocado i knew of her but asked him then what had happened with her avocado is obviously a girl i didn't get that i knew about her but he said, I thought I told you about how she tragically and unexpectedly passed away six months ago. They were still together at the time. When I tell you I was shooketh, I mean shooketh. I had no clue. So they've been together for eight months. She passed away six months ago.

I'm just trying to piece this together. They had taken a break in those eight months. Yeah, this is timing is weird, but No, by the way, they didn't take a break. Listen, let me start from the beginning. It's confusing. A few weeks ago, we were, she was dating Salt for eight months. A few weeks ago, we were out to dinner when I asked why

he had taken a break from dating prior to us going out. So he hadn't been dating for a while before they started dating. Got it. He casually said, oh, because of Sarah. I can't deal with this name. Because of Sarah. I knew about Sarah, but asked him what happened to her, and he said, oh, I thought I told you about how she tragically and unexpectedly passed away six months ago. They were still together at the time.

So eight months they've been dating, six months ago she passed away, and six months ago they were still together. Got it. I mean, I was shooketh. I had no clue. ago they were still together. Got it. I mean, I was shooketh. I had no clue. Now, a few nights ago, we were talking about future plans when he flat out tells me he still thinks of her. Yes, like that. This made me feel awful. I told him I didn't feel pleasant to hear that and would need to think about what this means to me. They had a super intense relationship and it was the most serious one he's ever had. Should I be mad he didn't tell me about her prior to us starting

to date? I can't help but feel betrayed because of how emotionally invested I am with him now. And even feel jealous even though I know that feeling is crazy. What should I do now? Your help is truly appreciated. I mean, honestly, this is like, first of all, I understand feeling jealous, but I feel like that's, you have to bring logic into it. I feel like that's an irrational thing to feel. I also think, like like grief is so weird and it honestly some people like can handle it and some people can't and I'm getting the vibe that you

just can't handle it okay there's a few things going on this is like one of the more confusing ones I've ever read but first of all like are we gonna ignore the fact that he was cheating on you for the first two months of your relationship? You don't seem bothered by that. Right. So he was cheating on you. Let's just put that out there. And then he was cheating on Sarah, who he claims is the most intense, serious relationship he's ever had. Right.

And he was cheating on you with what he claims is the most intense, serious, like, love of his life sort of relationship. And he just lost that person. And he's in no place to be in a relationship with anyone right now um I don't think that this man assuming that like he was with her and they were deeply in love and he he shouldn't the next day be with someone else so I think he needs to be on his own to grieve and not be in a relationship right now. Like it's too soon. I agree.

And he was cheating on you according to the, to the timeline. This very confusing submission is riddled with problems. And I think the first problem is that neither of you are in the right relationship. Yeah. I think maybe like in a year from now you guys could talk again, but I think he needs to properly grieve.

Yeah. year from now you guys could talk again but I think he needs to properly grieve yeah and there are some people who like meet someone so quickly after you know the loss of someone and that person is like really the perfect person for them like that person has been through grief and that person helps shelter them through this crazy time and sometimes I do believe like you can be in a relationship after losing someone because that person is like the next right person for you and they're gonna help you get out of this dark place. I don't get that vibe from this submission. Yeah, no, not at all. Especially when, um, the person that he was cheating on you with is the person he needs to grieve. Like, you know what I always think about? Not that it's similar, but like Jill Zarin met her boyfriend, Gary, like so quick after Bobby

passed away. And I'm sure some people were like, oh, it's so soon. But I actually, I don't know something about it. Like sometimes these situations like make sense. Yeah. I didn't think that was that soon though. No, but a lot of people on the internet had something to say. Got it. Well, was that all?

There's one more. Oh. Hi, Claudia and Jackie. I'm a huge fan and longtime listener. Jackie, you're literally my spirit animal. Your Instagram speaks to me. Claudia, I have nothing to say because you suck. No, I'm kidding.

She just loves you. I recently moved out from my- Oh my god, thank you so much. I'm going to put on my best advice cap for you right now. I'm going to give you the best advice. I recently moved out from my apartment with my roommate and dear friends, also bridesmaids in my weddings, and I moved in with my fiance two blocks away. My friend's sister moved into my old room, so we are all now neighbors. I really miss hanging out

with my friends and ex-roommates, and I just am missing having one-on-one time with her. Ever since I moved and the sister took my spot, the sister always comes to our hangout sessions. Whether it's to watch Housewives, which she doesn't even like, or to go on a quick walk during our lunch break, I'm really struggling because she definitely annoys me, and more than anything, I miss just having time with my friend. I've tried to hint at it before, telling her I want to catch up with just her, and she doesn't really seem to get that, and that I don't want the sister around 24-7.

She's really close with her sister, so maybe she doesn't understand how annoying it is. More than that, I've stopped inviting my friend to things because the sister is always in tow, she is not that well liked by my other friends. Any ideas on how to approach this without hurting anyone's feelings? They're both kind of sensitive. Thank you. I just want to know, like, is someone writing in about me and you? Oh my God. Cause I was just going to say, I really can't relate to this story because, oh my God, maybe this is how your friends is one of my friends. Because I, this weekend, this weekend I tried to plan like a big girl strip trip with a bunch of people.

And it just, for scheduling purposes, like it ended up only being Jackie and her best college friends and me. And I really felt like the kid sister, like, can I come into your room? Maybe this is one of them. Oh, my God. Maybe. But they didn't mention anything about a trip. They were talking about like lunch breaks. Yeah.

And we don't go on walks. And I never lived with them where I just moved out. but honestly I can't relate to this no I can't relate to it because I we are that sister who's always bringing the sister but I guess without like mentioning it if you wanted to see me alone and wanted to make sure I wasn't going to bring one of my sisters. Um, how could I go? How could you go about that? Cause it's always going to be like an open invitation for me to invite my sister. You know what?

I want to offer a, an alternative here to the girl writing in. Cause you say this girl's like your best friend, but if she really was your best friend, like her sister would also be your best friend. Like that's just how it works. But what if she has like a bad sister? Can't relate

yeah I agree this is honestly this is where like this is I'm I'm having writer's block for advice like I can't I cannot give advice here I can't even fathom if one of my friends felt this way no it's so sick yeah I don't know I guess like like sometimes I go to dinner with my friends without you. Like, we just make a plan one-on-one. Like, make a reservation for two. I'm not going to bring a third. By the way, we're being dramatic.

But I might. No, you definitely have boundaries. It sounds like what you need here is boundaries. Like, of course, sisters are always invited. But, like, sometimes it's nice to, like, have time with your friends. Like, you want to talk about, like, blowjobs. You don't really talk about that with your sister. So like, I get it. So you just have to be a little bit more direct. Sounds like you're just like hoping the problem is going to go away when you like make tentative plans. And of course she's going to invite her sister. So be more direct.

Yeah. Or like get the sister's schedule and find out when she's busy. Yes. Oh my God. Or set her up, set the sister up with one of your fiance's friends. So she falls madly in love. She has too much going on. She can't see with one of your fiance's friends. So she falls madly in love. She has too much going on. She can't see her sister and her sister's friend. And that way she's good. Everyone wins. And you did a good thing in the process.

Yeah, I agree with that. I don't know. This is really a tough one. Like, I don't know, maybe hang out with like some of your other friends who don't have sisters. Oh, that's also a good call. Like, I just feel like if I had a friend who was, like, not down with my sisters, and, like, that's fine for them because, like, we're a lot. Yeah. Maybe, like, we should be exploring other friendships.

I would actually really like to get the take of the friend here. Like, because I am her. Well, no, actually, I'm the sister. You are her. And I would just love to like they sound like a great group of girls we should get to know them yeah we

should get to know them oh my god that's so funny that wasn't very helpful of us but thank you guys for writing in again if you ever want to write in we will always

always keep it anonymous and the email is dear toasters at gmail.com thank you guys for being so open and candid with us and we hope you enjoyed that segment and today's

episode and if there's nothing else we hope you enjoyed that segment and today's episode. And if there's nothing else, we're back tomorrow. Going to be recapping Emily in Paris. So if you want to join us on the journey, please do. It's like I have so many funny jokes like that are just killing me to get out. So I want everyone to know what I'm talking about. So if you have some free time, it's 10 episodes. They're like 25 minutes long.

It's not a big deal. We'll be recapping that tomorrow. Is there any TV on tonight that we're going to be recapping? Today's Wednesday. TV schedule has gotten all shook up, and I do feel like OC is premiering. Maybe tonight, OC. Oh, I mean, honestly, like, I feel like it's going to be so bad. Like, I might drop out, but I'll give it a shot. I'll give it a shot. Okay. That would be crazy. I know, but it's like, it's so bad. Yeah, it's bad.

Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. I think that premieres tonight or tomorrow night. So, um, I'm going to watch Emily in Paris, like literally right now.

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