The Toast - S3 Ep172: Streaming War Casualties: Thursday, October 22, 2020
Episode Date: October 22, 2020'Bachelorette' Clare Crawley fires back at claims she lied about not attending prom (Page Six) Anna Wintour and Shelby Bryan split after 20 years (Page Six) Shonda Rhimes Reveals She Left AB...C for Netflix After Being Refused Free Disneyland Pass (US Weekly) Quibi officially announces it's shutting down (CNBC) 'Legally Blonde 3' Delays Release Date to 2022 (Variety) My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with Dave Letterman Recap Real Housewives of Orange County Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials.
Welcome back to the Morning Toast.
Happy Thursday.
Hope everyone's having an amazing, blessed, and just safe and wonderful day.
Happy Thursday, everyone.
You guys, we're so close to Friday.
It's a beautiful feeling.
I'm so excited.
You have only one more waking up to do before you can stay asleep.
Before you can live the alarm-free life.
Yeah, that's, I live five days for two can live the alarm-free life. Yeah, that's, I live five days for two
to live the alarm-free life.
No, and it's like, I work hard
so that one day I won't have to ever set an alarm again,
unless I have a flight to catch, you know?
No, I work hard, sleep harder.
So hard, I sleep so hard.
Like, sometimes a nuclear bomb could go off
and like, it wouldn't even startle me.
Like, I'm just too dead asleep.
So I've actually, it's interesting that you bring this up because um I was thinking about
whether I was going to share you know my personal anecdote of the day but I've been having my POD
I've been having disrupted sleeps P-A-O-D and you know how I've been complaining a lot recently
that my legs hurt yes like every this is something something that sometimes happens to me infrequently, but recently it's
been happening a lot where my legs just like hurt.
And the only way to describe like the pain is like, they just feel so weary.
Yeah.
It's not a cramp.
Weak.
It's not a throb.
Like they just ache of weariness.
And so yesterday I decided to, you know, do some Google diagnosing. Of course.
And it turns out. It's the safest thing you could do. It turns out what I have is restless leg
syndrome. Excuse me. I've been saying for years that I have restless leg syndrome. It's literally
what I have because one of the symptoms is pain in the legs mostly happens during the evenings.
And the biggest thing is that you have like an, you can't control moving your legs all the time and when Zach and I go to bed and I'm
always moving around he literally has to tell me to stop moving and it's my but now it's my RLS like
you have RDH I have RLS no but by the way and it also makes you tired during the day which would
explain why I'm never quite awake. Yep. And it just explains
all of my life's qualms. It doesn't explain the migraines though. That would be nice if it just
all wrapped up. I have had this leg problem since I was a child and I will never forget when I was
a kid and I saw a commercial for restless leg syndrome and they were literally describing what
I was feeling. I never got like meds or anything. I just diagnosed myself
on the spot. I do have restless leg syndrome. I did go to a doctor and they thought it was a
potassium deficiency, which it's not. It's restless leg syndrome. It is the fucking worst. I know it's
the worst. When I was younger, it used to only be in the back of my knees and would be when I stayed
up a little too late. And like, that's how I knew it was time to go to sleep. But now, like last
night I had it in my hips and I was like okay I'm taking to Google Google also says that like
it's not something that's really treatable and something that you just live with and I mean it's
like not the craziest feeling in the world it just feels so strange but also Google said that it
flares up after like long periods of sitting like in a car ride that's why when we came when we went
to Newport that night I was complaining so much because we had been in the car for four hours and also like well that explains
why I have the disease I'm constantly sitting true so like I'm just learning stuff yeah about
myself and I feel like that's why I'm always crossing and uncrossing my legs on the show
I just have RLS so if you see me acting up just know like I just feel like millions of Americans
suffer from RLS every year and we're just know like i just feel like millions of americans suffer
from rls every year and we're just like the quiet we're like just quietly suffering in silence
because it's not because it's not that serious right it's just like an interesting thing that
happens and it's people don't take you seriously because when you're like oh my legs you're not
saying like oh my legs hurt because it's not really pain it's just like discomfort it's yeah
no you're right last night it was like really uncomfortable that I actually took a bath.
Oh, wow.
Which is not something that I typically do.
By the way, I find that taking Advil helps.
Yeah.
I'm sure that it might.
I don't know.
Advil, I feel like doesn't work.
Well.
I feel like half the time it works.
Not even.
Like my house is literally like runs on Advil.
If we are out of Advil it is or Tums it is
pandemonium like we cannot survive one minute without Advil or Tums remember how in the beginning
of COVID you know it was said that you shouldn't take ibuprofen because it will exasperate your
symptoms so like I really stuck to that and then it wasn't until Yom Kippur Ben offered me an Advil
when I got like my fasting migraine.
And it hadn't occurred to me for eight months that I could take Advil.
Well, the thing with Advil is the more you take it, the less it works.
So you actually taking eight months off of Advil,
like might have been an amazing thing for you.
Spoiler alert.
Still didn't work.
Still had to take my magical pill.
I love Advil.
Like there is not a problem that Advil can't fix, you know? Yeah. I wish I
had that experience. Except for migraines. Yeah. That's the one thing Advil can't tackle, but like
literally broken leg, Advil. Physical pain. Okay. I'll try it next time my RLS flares up. No, I'm
so glad we spoke about this. Like I, I've been saying for years and nobody takes you seriously.
No, nobody takes you seriously. Do you think it's hereditary well I did see I'm remembering now in my google diagnosis it did say that it can be
genetic so it would make sense that you and I both have it yeah it's the worst imagine like
Theo has it too and he's just like suffering in silence oh my god and that's why he's always so
sleepy and that's why he's always going like this can I get a wide shot this is what he does in his
sleep it's the RL no that is him being so
imaginative and having crazy dreams of him running through fields and frolicking in the gardens
it was the RLS acting up so so we've got we've got a fabulous show for you guys today we are of
course recapping everything that went on in pop culture yesterday we are also recapping a little
tv because the Real housewives of orange county
was on last night and jackie and i both watched i watched two and a half you watched one episode
of the david letterman show i'm spacing them out i'm um well it's like i'm so excited about the idea
of them and so far i only watched kim and maybe we'll just get into our recap right now even though
i want to save it for the tv recap i just want to like preface my tv recap by just one statement
i hate david letter Okay. I was literally just
having this conversation. I absolutely like, and I feel like I'm about to offend so many people,
but I guess that's what we do here these days. Um, I, I know what it is about. Let's just wait
for the TV recap. Wait for the TV recap. Cause I just have like, but David Letterman stands be
warned. I, you know what? I really don't think there's that many David letter in the Venn diagram of David Letterman and toast fans.? I really don't think there's that many David Letterman,
in the Venn diagram of David Letterman and Toast fans,
like I don't think there's that many people in the middle
who like care enough to be offended.
Okay, good.
I absolutely love to hear that.
And also, I watched a CMT award last night.
I'm sure I'll be surprised.
Yes, you did.
I would love to hear the experience.
And it's just, you know, country music,
when it comes to remote award shows,
is far superior to other genres.
And the CMT Awards was nothing short of spectacular.
I thought they did a great job.
I loved all three co-hosts, Sarah Hyland, Ashley McBride, who was like a little nervous
in the beginning.
She looked very like stiff, but she got with it.
And honestly, I don't listen to, of all the people, probably I was least familiar with
Ashley McBride and her music, but she performed this song that was so everything.
Like, I think i'm on the
way to being an ashley mcbride you know what like it was called like martha something it is time
for us to become ashley mcbride stands there's absolutely no reason why we've never listened
to one of her songs she wins so many awards grammy she's in our favorite genre i don't we
love women in country music like it's honestly offensive that we don't give her the time of day. And this song, I was just like living for her vibe. She just like gives
no fucks. And I could just, the performance definitely turned me into a fan without knowing
anything. Like it was really good. I'm really glad to hear that. Who was the third co-host?
Sarah Hyland. No, no, you said her. Oh, Kane Brown, who's everything of the sort. Oh, everything. And
honestly, after seeing him on the Home Edit show, which I also want to talk about, um, I just like
love him and his wife.
And I feel like they have like a really normal life, even though he like is so famous.
I have a theory about why the Country Music Awards are doing virtual shows better.
Because I think like when you distill the music down, like country music really is founded
on like a man and his guitar, you know, and that's easier to translate.
And you could do like solo performances much easier versus like pop is so much about like the theatrics but see
I'm not saying I don't think the I think the performances at all award shows are fairly the
same no matter if they're remote or not I just think that like the way that they flow and they
script and they have the fake music and they have the different stages they in both the CMA and the
CMT awards they took over all of Nashville they had a stage downtown to east west it's not about the performances it's
really just about the vibe and even the Billboard Music Awards and I love Kelly Clarkson had a very
awkward tone to it and I find that these viral shows when there's no audience not viral remote
shows when they when they don't have an audience there is that awkward element yeah and I don't
feel that way at any of the country music awards. That's the country difference.
Very interesting.
Luke Holmes opened the show.
Beautiful.
What did he sing?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Too Many.
And at the end, Brooks and Dunn came out and they shotgunned a beer.
And it was just like truly, like the show started just like that.
No co-hosts.
It just opened the commercial.
Love to see it.
Straight to Luke Holmes.
It was, you could tell literally everyone hadn't been on stage in so long that they were just living for like this performance and i was living for the performance
also new luke holmes music comes out friday tomorrow tomorrow five new songs tomorrow
it's so exciting um it's just exciting you know no it's never been a better time to be a country
music fan or a redhead no that's the thing about being a redhead it's never been a better time and it's always
a good time it really is like the perfect hobby I just want to if I may just go off on the redheads
really quickly because it's such a great community like the we still have a functioning Facebook
group where people share and aren't animals to each other that they're reading yeah and then
you get to read a book and we try and choose books like that have good reviews and so we have good conversations around them and then there's a
podcast dedicated to like all of our thoughts and we all always feel differently about the book so
like somewhere in one of the four of us like your opinion will be voiced right you'll feel heard I
just think it's like a really it's a good hobby you know it's a good way to spend your time reading
more listening to more of me and my friends who are great.
And so if you're ever feeling like you want to pick up a new hobby, might I suggest the
Redheads?
You know, it's great to feel like a part of something.
Reading is great for you and your brain.
And I actually cannot see one downside of becoming a Redhead.
And that's just a hobby worth taking up.
Yeah.
And we also share all the other books that we read during the month, all four of us.
So you can get other book recommendations. We rate every book on a scale of one to five.
They're very hard raters. We are. Someone posted the funniest comment about Dana. They were like
Dana gives the most like insightful reviews about the book that she's reading. She's like
powerful blank blank you know very strong love the protagonist. 2.5. 1.8. Right. That's so funny. Oh my God.
Just a little redheads humor. So just check it out, you guys. Check it out. So worth your time.
Thank you for letting me share my passions. If I've learned anything from working on so many passion projects, it's that that's what fuels you. You know, life is full of things you don't
want to do and things you want to do. And you have to prioritize both.
You do.
Episodes drop the first Thursday of every month.
Cheesy as that.
I think we should dive in.
I think we just have like a lot of ground to cover.
And I'm really looking forward to giving my thoughts
on Claire and her prom.
So it's the top of the story.
It's the first story just for you.
Do you mind if I take it today?
The first story?
No, the, um, the...
That's not something that you need to know. Oh, sure. It is time for that's not something that you need to know oh sure
it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite
out of your morning toast thank you um and also sorry i know i keep like talking over you but
what would a day at the morning toast be if i didn't do just that oh really quickly speaking
of talking over people i don't want to like i don't need to formally put it in the tv recap
segment but did you watch the home edit show no okay so I watched wow that was like a nah like you're disgusted you know what
like I didn't watch it because I think because you watched it and it didn't seem like something
I needed to watch okay so they got amazing celebrities on it and so every episode was
like a celebrity and a real person and like the celebrity's house was so clean that it really they just like organized it and then the the real people had like hoarders
and I skipped through a lot of the real people stuff because I really only tuned in for the
celebrities like they had Khloe Kardashian, Reese Witherspoon. I had seen their tv show on AT&T
um Hello Sunshine, Reese's production company that kind of discovered them. I think they sold
that show to Netflix um and the whole show was built around like their organization skills and if you're into organizing it's like very
pleasurable I actually feel like I learned a lot about like dimension and there's a real science
to it they did Rachel Zoe's closet which was sick but there is this like weird vibe between the two
girls um one of them and it like reminds me I feel like it must be what people say about me and you.
Cause like one of them talks all over the other girl, but like, we're so different because
the one who talks over the other girl is like so mean to her.
Like she just like puts her down constantly.
And I feel like these two girls like definitely hate each other.
Like, but they built such a successful brand, like literally like a multimillion dollar
brand.
They have products in the container store. They have this tv show on netflix like their instagram
their clients like they they did chloe kardashian's house before the tv show like she's been a long
time client same with rachel so and i just like could not get over the vibe between them and it
made me really sad because like no business can survive it was so toxic like that is so crazy and
they're like reeling it in and like being normal for the show but it's like still seeping out like
just so mean one of them is just so domineering and like talks over and puts down the other one.
And then the more I watched, I felt like the one who was being put down was kind of like
the brains behind more of the organization.
I think the other girl made it into like more of a business, but like the science of like
tall versus short, stack, dimension.
I was getting the vibe that it was the blonde girl, even though the blonde girl was like
constantly being put down.
Honestly, now I want to watch it.
Cause now it sounds interesting.
Yeah,
no,
it was,
is there one episode?
I don't want to watch the whole thing.
Is there one episode you would recommend?
Um,
probably Rachel's though,
because it was very sickening to be inside her closet and it had the most work to be done.
Cause like she had come to their house,
they had,
they had done her closet like months ago and she had gotten so much new stuff and like had just kind of lived in the closet so it wasn't terribly messy
but it was overflowing with stuff and it was like sickening to see all of her stuff okay done yeah
I have so much on my content plate I know like my cup runneth over I'm so sorry I just had to get
that in um but speaking of your RLS I just wanted to say I did speak to a few kind of eccentric like Eastern medicine doctors who did say that certain like medicines and procedures for RDH can also be applied to RLS.
Interesting.
Yeah, I thought that was really, really interesting.
What are one of those procedures?
I'm so glad you asked.
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Okay, first story.
In what we're calling prom gate,
Bachelorette Claire Crawley is firing back at claims that she lied about not attending prom.
So yesterday, a user posted on Instagram,
we posted it on the morning toast
if you want to see the exact images,
of her husband at prom in 1999
with what appears to be Claire Crawley.
Wait, first of all, before we get into the details,
the pictures were so 90s, like Claire's hair.
She literally looked like a character from Never Been Kissed.
She really, really did.
And she had said on the show on Tuesday nights,
she said that she didn't have the greatest high school experience
and that she never went to prom.
And she said, I just was invisible.
She said, nobody ever asked me.
Nobody even knew who I was in high school. was just invisible I think I felt invisible so of
course this picture went viral this picture surfaced who looks like Claire's at prom there's
a corsage and also we're like okay she's lying and then Claire commented on the Instagram post
I have so many problems with her response that That's where my real qualms lie.
She said, you do know there is more dances in high school that are not prom.
Turns out it's just someone digging up old photos.
Why she keeps her husband's old dance pics, I'm not sure.
I went to a new school senior year, and in fact, I did not go to prom, just like I said.
Okay, so two things here.
Her grammar is bothering me so much in the first sentence.
Second of all, I don't know why she's like throwing shade at someone for keeping photos from your high school dance like
that's why you take those memories so that 50 years later you can show your grandchildren them
like it's that's like a weird literally the point of prom are the pictures you know that's just like
a weird hill to die on like weird to keep pictures like no it's literally the point of pictures it's
the point of taking them no I totally agree and also someone commented this on our Instagram it just made me laugh like why is it a flex on The
Bachelor to not have gone to prom like no it's like it's a thing every year yeah I just whether
you went to prom or not neither here nor there clearly there were many other dances and so I
don't think Claire was like lying about not going to prom the prom but what she went to looked very
prom like so I understand why the woman was like wait no my husband went to prom and by the way I don't fault the woman at all like if literally my husband
went to prom with someone famous and they were like I didn't go to prom you know I would literally
be thirsting out like I don't blame her at all she went private I feel like she was getting like a
lot of hate I feel really bad for her um but I just want to say like while this isn't a lie she
definitely did not go to prom this is like a dance. It is misleading to say I didn't have a good high school experience. I was invisible. When now you're saying, no, I switched
schools senior year and didn't go to prom. So like, it just, it seems like you're like,
like an attend, like, it seems like a ploy for sympathy. Yes, it does. But I will say,
I don't know why I constantly find myself defending Claire.
No, please.
But on this, I must say, like, as someone who switched schools in high school.
It's awful.
And I switched my sophomore year and I found it to be extremely difficult.
Her switching her senior year, like, that is kind of traumatizing.
That is all I'll say.
100%.
But that doesn't give you a bad high school experience when three out of the four years
seem to be fine.
And also, it's like, this is such an interesting story because no one here is lying.
Matt, I think like, and even maybe the woman who posted it,
like maybe it was her husband's senior prom,
but Claire was like a junior.
And so she didn't go to her senior prom,
but she has been to prom, you know?
No, the thing is, is that like Claire is telling the truth.
Yeah.
But the way she kind of phrased it was very misleading.
And if you're going to go on TV,
you have to know that like every person from your past is going to like i saw claire in the bathroom once she didn't say hi to
me like that's just the world that we live in like everyone like wants to get on the claire
train yeah and i just think the way she phrased it and what she said was incredibly misleading
and it's like it just seemed like a ploy for like sympathy. Like, what?
You're the most beautiful girl in the world, Claire.
I would take you to my prom.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
I feel you.
And that's what girls do when they date.
They lie.
But you're on TV and you got to lie better.
That's what we're saying.
That's literally what we said yesterday.
Yeah.
Totally. Totally.
I actually spoke to Brandon, the guy who we had like gotten to the most heated debate
about.
Brandon is what's going to take down this show. No, literally. Like we had like gotten to the most heated debate about. Brandon is what's
going to take down this show. No, literally. Like we agree on everything except for Brandon. Nothing
can come between us. I just want to say I got like a lot of DMs people supporting my side. No,
most people did take your side. Yeah, because I'm right. I spoke to him in the DMs yesterday.
He really was not speaking English. I could not understand like what he was saying, but he seemed
to have no hard feelings towards Claire. Oh, that's good to know. See, like so mature. She probably made the wrong choice. I don't think he was like the guy that she like what he was saying but he seemed to have no hard feelings towards Claire oh that's good to know see like so mature she probably made the wrong choice I don't think
he was like the guy that she thought that he was yeah no and I'm like getting all bent out of shape
on his behalf and like he doesn't even care you know it really did not make me feel good that is
so true yeah like I need to relax like I need to stop taking battles that like are not mine
no and that's I feel like that's the plight of being like a reality television fan it's like we
get so heated invested in like these things on behalf of other people, but like
they've moved on.
You know, and like they don't even care.
Especially by the time it aired, like everyone has moved on.
Okay, next story.
Anna Wintour and Shelby Bryan split after 20 years together.
This is giving me like total Devil Wears Prada vibes.
Yes.
Because like she said, by the way and devil
wears prada is based on anna wintour right like loosely it's it's vogue okay the woman who wrote
the book was working at vogue and so the experiences are what the woman experienced as
anna wintour's assistant yes and that conversation in paris where she's like you know what they're going to say? She stone cold whatever, sends another one packing.
And I feel like the headlines that I'm seeing are like, Anna Wintour finally.
So it's like everyone knew that this marriage was over.
Well, so there's a lot of interesting factoids here per page six.
Anna Wintour and telecom millionaire Shelby Bryan have finally split after more than 20 years together, Page Six is told.
Page Six had previously reported that things had cooled off between the powerful pair
and that they hadn't been seen in public together for some time.
But now we're told they're done for good.
It's not clear yet what caused the split, but the chatter around town was that Bryan had gone back to his ex-wife,
Catherine Bryan, whose husband, investment banker Damon Mezzacapa, died in 2015.
But sources close to Catherine tell us that she's not back with Bryan, who stepped out
on her when he began an affair with the Conde Nast honcho back in 1999.
Oh my God, this is so messy.
No, but it's like, yeah, it's messy, but it all, it's like just coming around.
No, and this is what they say, like how you get them is how you lose them.
The source just said that Catherine and Shelby have kids together and are friends, so they're
not back together due to the passing of her husband but some people are
saying that they are oh my god this is so messy like imagine imagine you're the first wife and
it's like your husband cheats on you with Anna Wintour 20 years go by and then your husband
dies I mean this is so messy Rich people drama is truly fascinating.
Yeah, and the fact that Page Six has like all of the tea on this,
like this is what Page Six is for.
Yeah, exactly.
This is the type of news that like only Page Six writes about and cares about.
Right, because they really have their ear to the ground in New York.
And it's like very New York-centric, right.
Also, they had reported that in November,
things began to sour between the couple um back
in 2013 after it was revealed that he owed the IRS about 1.2 million dollars in back taxes so I think
that's where the finally comes from because it's like there has been some chatter for a while not
like finally she left him very Robin Dixon of him yeah 1.2 million that's crazy so it seems as though
they are no more.
Do you think Anna Wintour is going to like hit the dating scene?
Who do we ship her with?
Ooh, that's a great question.
Older gentleman, like the Just Equis guy.
That's who she needs.
But like not the actor because she shouldn't be dating like an actor.
Like the character he plays.
I think Jeff Bridges.
Oh, I think Jeff Bridges is like happily married.
I'm sure that he is.
I mean, who wouldn't marry Jeff Bridges?
Most eligible man.
And be happy.
Yeah.
Jeff Bridges was also in, because I was trying to think, like, I feel like we're always watching
Jeff Bridges and we can only come up with two movies.
He was in the Fire movie we just watched.
Yes, of course.
Only the Braves.
That wasn't on Google.
I just feel like if Google, like they're so like in my business and, you know.
Data.
Getting my data and they know what I like.
So when you're looking at, when you're, when I'm searching what movies Jeff Rich is in like put the ones you
know I like at the top such a good call like if you're not gonna use my data to benefit me then
don't use it at all yeah like if you're gonna spy on me at least make my life easier 100% like like
when you get an ad for something that you hadn't seen before that's like so you know I literally
buy from my fucking Facebook ads all the time. They know me so well.
I got a pair of boots last week that are the cutest boots I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, yes.
The pink ones.
Yeah.
I haven't had a chance to wear them.
I'm having a hard time styling them.
But you guys, they're the cutest things ever.
And I would have never seen them without a Facebook ad.
So like that's, you know, that's when it's like,
is the social dilemma a dilemma if I'm getting new boots?
Right.
But then it's like, stop buying things, you know?
Yeah. But then it's like, just show me the good Jeff Bridges movies at the top that are catered
towards like my needs needs and the information that you have on me I couldn't agree with you
more I really couldn't I just think that's fair to ask I just think it's so interesting like Anna
Wintour's personal life Anna Wintour is such an interesting celebrity to me because she is the
type of person who's famous for having a job do you know what I mean it's not like most celebrities
like are so famous and they work a couple times a year
doing movies or whatever.
She's like a famous corporate queen.
Yeah.
Like she goes into kind of
like World Trade Center every day.
Like to me, people,
that's like how also I feel
about Derek Blasberg.
Like, and maybe it's like a fashion thing,
but like people who are famous
for having jobs.
Also, there are like other famous CEOs
like Bob Iger.
Yeah, but Anna Wintour is not a CEO. I don't think Bob Iger
goes into the Disney office every single day. No I think that literally he does. No I think he
travels all around the world just like being fabulous and doing Disney work. Also he's not
the CEO anymore. No but like and also like now that's why I love Shark Tank because we're getting
like famous nine-to-fivers. Right and it's just so fabulous like Derek Blasberg works for YouTube
like he works at Google you know like everyone else. but I I think I feel like Derek Blasberg never goes to the office
doesn't not go into always on a boat with Karlie Kloss always yeah but like for Google no for you
like it's for the YouTube branding yeah no I think it's good branding I just think it's an interesting
group of people like who are famous for their jobs not for like their well I guess your job is like
your talent but like not like an actor or a singer like but I would say Anna Wintour is just as famous as like
many, many pop stars, you know? Yeah. No, it's a very good point. Thank you. I love making good
points. Um, so that is an interesting story about an interesting woman. I can't wait to see who she
dates next. I feel like she's like probably the type of person who like, no, actually I think
maybe she'll fall into another relationship. Yeah. But she seems like a very independent woman, you know?
She does.
But if she's been in a relationship for 20 years, she seems like a relationship kind
of person.
That's true.
Like codependent.
Yeah.
Borderline unhealthy.
Yeah.
No.
Sounds bad.
20 years.
I don't know.
Sounds unhealthy.
I disagree.
No, I disagree too.
I'm just joking.
Okay.
Okay.
Next up, Shonda Rhimes reveals she left abc for
netflix after being refused free disneyland pass so this is like some bob eiger drama too kind of
and i'm sure there's like such a like a long road of like why she left but at the end of the day
like i don't if i'm shonda rhimes like netflix money versus abc money is like incomparable oh
for sure but listen to the story shonda rhimes opened up about her choice to leave ABC for Netflix in 2017 after creating
many hits for the network, sharing that her breaking point came from an issue with a Disneyland
ticket.
In the Hollywood Reporter's October cover story.
No, this is it's like infuriating.
The producer explained that despite reportedly making over two billion dollars for Disney
and earning millions of dollars for herself.
Oh, my God.
I thought she made two billion dollars from Disney.'m like girl stay for them okay um including and earned
millions for herself Grey's Anatomy she had a constant battle with ABC which is owned by Disney
she said I felt like I was dying like I'd been pushing the same ball up the same hill in the
exact same way for a really long time her breaking point came in 2017 over a trip to Disneyland
as part of her contract the showrunner had an all-inclusive pass and had negotiated a second for a really long time. Her breaking point came in 2017 over a trip to Disneyland.
As part of her contract, the showrunner had an all-inclusive pass and had negotiated a second one for her nanny.
However, her pass was not interchangeable,
so when her sister needed one to take Rimes' daughter to the park,
she had to go back and forth with the network
and was told, we never do this multiple times.
The park eventually issued her an extra pass,
which would have cost $154,
but it didn't work when her family arrived at the park.
Rimes then called a high-ranking executive who allegedly asked her,
don't you have enough?
No.
No, I mean, first of all, that would bother me too.
It's like, I'm literally making this company.
I built this park and let me in.
I totally understand.
With that, she called her lawyer and asked to go to Netflix. Like, is so infuriating to like first of all disney passes for everyone for
everyone just send like 50 in the mail yeah and to show up and not be able to get into the park
and it's like uh china rhymes the sister like i am with her child i know and it's like i have a
million kids like going to disney is not like going to the park like it is literally a journey
with the children in the car seat and the snacks and the nanny.
Like it's a true journey.
And to go all the way not to get in.
Like that would bother me so much too.
Like I would quit my job also.
Yeah.
No.
And I think that was just her breaking point.
But I can see exactly how that is a breaking point.
It's just like such a small thing that's a no-brainer when someone is making you billions of dollars.
Also at the end of the day like Shonda Rhimes is an innovator and a genius
and will go down in history
as one of the greatest TV producers
and creators of all time.
And we're in a transitional time right now
where streaming services are so far beyond cable
that if she had stayed at cable,
I actually think it would have been to her detriment.
She's so forward-thinking
and Netflix, they give you unlimited budgets,
unlimited passes, all the ideas you want,
make a show and I
just think like that's where she should be anyway I agree I totally agree like someone who has like
her talent and her success um when ABC was what it was at the height of Grey's Anatomy was a perfect
place for her but now it's like we're in the streaming wars like get on board yeah 100% so
but you know I guess she could have done that for Disney plus if they had really utilized
her talents properly true true true it's funny how I don't even think about Disney plus like in
the streaming wars even though which is a great segue I know to our next story Disney plus is
probably one of my favorite streaming services in terms of content they offer and navigation
experience like I find it very easily navigable I totally agree oh wait I thought you're gonna
say disagree and it's like whenever,
they don't have a lot of TV shows,
but whenever I'm like looking for a movie night,
nine times out of 10,
what I'm looking for is on Disney Plus.
Or what I didn't even know I was looking for.
You can find like some real content uppers on Disney Plus.
100%.
And they'll always like take you back
to a different time in your life.
When things were so simple.
Yeah.
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some streaming news. Quibi officially announces that it is shutting down. And if you watched the
morning toast back when we were in our old studio,
I literally called this.
Like, not to make
everything about me.
Did you?
Oh my god, yes.
And that's, you know,
what happened.
Like, that's why.
Okay, interesting.
Here's the tea.
Quibi, the short-form
entertainment service
for mobile devices,
announced on Wednesday
that it will shut down
just over six months
after its service launched.
The company,
which was founded
by Hollywood producer
Jeffrey Katzenberg
and former HP CEO Meg Whitman,
raised $1.75 billion ahead of its launch in April.
The app features short-form news and entertainment videos,
or Quick Bytes, hence Qui-Bi, Quibi,
running 10 minutes or less in length.
It attracted top Hollywood stars for its shows too,
such as Chrissy Teigen and Idris Elba.
Investors in Quibi included legacy
media companies like Disney, Comcast Universal, AT&T's Warner Media. To me, this is so interesting.
Not that I'm not shocked at all. Like I feel as though I did predict this. But I find it so
interesting because Quibi had two things. And to me, these two things equal success almost always. Unlimited money,
$1.7 billion, unlimited money, and unlimited access to celebrities and celebrities on board.
And the fact that a company with almost every famous person in the world. Every single one.
Every big media company behind it and all the money behind it couldn't make a success. Like,
that's what's shocking to me here. The format made no sense. And honestly, the money behind it couldn't make a success like that's what's shocking to me here the format made no sense and honestly the fact that it didn't succeed is not surprising to
me but the fact that it had all that behind it and still didn't make it that's shocking no it's
extremely interesting like it's an interesting case study yep that with all those things like
you still can't necessarily guarantee that people are going to download your app and watch your
stuff no it's it's that's what's and that was the only thing I'm like, I don't really get the need
for this app, but the fact that literally Chrissy Teigen, Joe Jonas, everyone was on it. I'm like,
it's of course going to be a success because celebrities are very effective marketers.
Yeah.
And with that plus all the money.
Right.
How could it not succeed?
And the content is so high quality. I will say, though, that it seems like Quibi's launch,
like the intention for Quibi was for people on the go.
Right, that's what I was going to say.
Short form content, because that's where we were all headed pre-pandemic.
Like we're getting faster, quicker, shorter attention span.
Commute, watch this, watch this.
And we're watching on our phone and we're not home at our TVs
and we just like want to get snackable content.
And then all of that changed. And then Quibi launched like under the old pretenses but in the new world
and so I think that already they were going to have setbacks due to that but to be like a complete
and like admitted failure in six months is crazy really really crazy but I mean it was just really
not their time no but the thing is
it's like and part of my frustration when we first started talking about Quibi was like
people in the industry like I had been in meetings with like different like whatever's
for years people were talking about Quibi like I think the first time I heard Jeffrey Katzenberg's
Quibi was four years ago and it's like yeah it's coming it's coming and literally everyone's coming
coming and it's like first of all that big of a lead time you're only going to fail first of all second of all if they
had come out four years ago i actually think it would have been ahead of its time and like maybe
had a chance of success but the fact that it took so long to get here and then the time it got here
it was in these unprecedented times was a recipe for disaster yeah this is interesting they said
in the announcement that it's making a proactive decision to preserve shareholder equity and will return the remaining funds to investors.
Quibi alerted its investors and employees of the news on Wednesday afternoon.
They said while we have enough capital to continue operating
for a significant period of time,
we made the difficult decision to wind down the business,
return cash to our shareholders,
and say goodbye to our talented colleagues with grace.
I think that's for the best.
And she said, Meg Whitman said,
we continue to believe that there is an attractive market
for premium short form content.
Over the coming months,
we will be working hard to find buyers
for these valuable assets
who can leverage them to their full potential.
So what they're trying to do now
is sell off the shows that they created.
You know, like we heard of Chrissy's Court
and the other one was like the Kermit Jenner the literally no literally Quibi was built on the back
of Chrissy Teigen that's like the only show I ever watched I downloaded the app and watched her
episodes and then like couldn't really find anything else to watch I watched a couple episodes
of Punk'd but there were also shows yeah Punk'd and there were also shows that were like meant to
be like high drama shows but that were 10 minutes so they could sell the scripts rights everything
shows to a Netflix and then Netflix takes it and does what it does but Netflix has so much drama shows but that were 10 minutes so they could sell the scripts rights everything shows
to a Netflix and then Netflix takes it and does what it does but Netflix has so much content like
no Netflix is always looking for content but that hasn't happened yet like at the time of this like
I'm sure they were trying to sell their shows for a while and no one has bought anything the right
the um the report that I read said that they tried and failed yeah to sell most of their shows but
Meg is saying that they're still on the market
well I think Chrissy Teigen's show should be sold to like a Fox 5 I think it would be fabulous I
agree or even like a Bravo I feel like Andy would love it yeah I think there's something there but
I feel like we're just being like strangely optimistic when they're literally telling us
points like like we failed this is a failure there's nothing here yeah it's crazy there were
a lot of things about Quibi that I thought were good.
Not to be only negative.
Like when we were using the app, like the fact that you could watch content that was
filmed both vertically and horizontally and you could switch between and you would get
different views.
That was very interesting technology and I hadn't seen that before.
Yeah, no, it was made for a world on the go.
And then literally the world stopped moving.
People stopped going.
And then Quibi launched.
Yeah. for people on
the go who are sitting at home who have a tv right in front of them and quibi is not on your television
yeah and it's like i'm i'm the queen of watching stuff on my phone and i downloaded quibi and i
paid for it for a few months and it was just i never felt compelled to open up the app ever
yeah so it's an interesting case study very for the streaming wars the first to fall the first
to fall in the streaming wars very sad but our fifth and final story is some exciting news for
us elwood stands legally bond three is coming but the release is delayed to 2022 everyone it's a real
it's a real it's not a virtual Zoom reunion. Everyone's favorite Gemini vegetarian
is postponing her return to the big screen. Legally Blonde 3 has been pushed back its release
date and will debut on May 20, 2022. Reese Witherspoon is reprising her iconic role as
sorority girl turned lawyer Elle Woods for the third installment in the series. The threequel
from MGM was initially scheduled to open this February,
but those plans were quietly derailed
even before the coronavirus pandemic
caused movie theaters to close.
Mindy Kaling and Dan Gore wrote the screenplay
for Legally Blonde 3.
A director has not been set yet,
nor have additional cast members.
Plot details have also been kept under wraps.
Oh, so it hasn't been filmed yet.
No.
Wait, first of all,
Mindy Kaling being involved in the script,
this is going to be good anyway, and I'm i'm gonna see it anyway but it'll actually be
sensational and i would like to um let's go back and forth what you think the plot's gonna be about
because i just had a good idea because now at this point probably ellen emmet are definitely
still married and they have kids and she's a working lawyer big time lawyer um and she it's
giving me the vibe that like her character a little bit in big little lies like uh
and like little fires everywhere who she always is like type a yeah so uh l's baby girl let's call
her um l jr is at school and there's like a big dilemma at school like something i don't know i
can't figure out what it was but they need a a lawyer. And Elle, of course, does the case pro bono. And the whole movie is like them fighting for justice. I don't know what
the qualm is at the school. Like maybe they need to stop sign. I don't know. I'll figure it out.
But she becomes the pro bono legal representative for the school against the city.
I actually have a really good idea. Okay. Based on real life, which I think always makes things more. Agreed.
I think that the writers
might be inspired by Kim Kardashian.
Okay.
And it might have like
a criminal justice reform angle.
Maybe it's like Paulette gets arrested
for a crime
and she gets an unfair sentence.
Oh, this is a terrible idea.
And then Elle takes on the work
that like Kim is doing in helping get her. No, I don't think that's a terrible idea and then Elle takes on the work that like Kim is doing
in helping get her no I don't think that's a good idea because sentence shortened because
the movies are very light and so even like the legal issues they deal with it's all very like
light I think like no I don't think they'll be too real for them okay that's a good point but I
could see it I'm very interested to see what happens I do
think like Elle in her personal life like will still be married to Emmett and will have kids
of course and if they're not like I don't want it no no I'm not interested in seeing a single Elle
and I'm not interested in like trouble between Elle and Emmett because like we've had I don't
know how long 15 years with Elle and Emmett in our minds as like one of the best couples ever
and so I don't want to know that maybe they weren't no no it there's absolutely no possibility that they're not together like I will like I'll riot
okay we'll see what I mean honestly 2022 is in so long like I want us to like be excited we'll
watch this episode in two years and see if we were right yeah hey two years from now hey hope
you're doing well I hope you're doing well I hope you're Hey, hope you're doing well. I hope you're doing well.
I hope you're alive.
I hope you're like better than I am now.
Yeah.
And I just like, what's good?
That's interesting.
We should do a time capsule video for ourselves. Yes, like Zoey 101.
That we should watch when this movie comes out.
Whenever it is.
I love that idea.
That's hilarious.
Okay.
Were those all the stories?
Those were all the stories and i feel as
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Okay.
So let's dive into,
I actually took notes from the Kim episode and then I want to talk about the
other two that I watched.
Okay.
I just want to talk about Kim for a minute because yesterday was her 40th
birthday.
And like,
I just love and adore her so
much everything about her like she can do no wrong in my eyes like she is icon status forever my
respect all the way up here and forever forever dave letterman came this fucking close to ruining
the entire episode first of all like let her speak yeah anytime she was like about she like
would answer his question then was about to like launch into like a another statement like he would cut her off with a bad
fucking joke and I hate when like I've not watched that many of his episodes but I always feel like
he's laughing at his guests I I know what you mean I actually didn't think that I didn't feel
that way about Dave Chappelle I felt like he had so much respect I haven't watched that one yet
though but I agree it's like so part of me agrees and part of me disagrees
because that interview that Kim and Kourtney did
on The Letterman Show years ago that, like, went viral
where he was just, like, so nasty.
Like, so you're, like, famous for having no talent.
Like, it was so weird.
I like that he actually brought that up
and, like, owned it and apologized.
And I feel like he has enormous respect
for, like, what she's done in pop culture,
what she's done in pop culture what she's done for um prison reform but I did feel like there was this underlying tone
just being like so like who makes more money you or Kanye like I just I didn't love his tone yeah
or like when she came out and the first thing he asked was like about her brain and like how much
it costs like who the fuck cares yeah no it was like a little condescending like oh you're a
little girl with your makeup and your hair like of all the people to get the opportunity to
like interview someone so iconic I was like annoyed that it was him but I did think that he touched on
everything I wanted him to touch on I didn't even think of like the OJ stuff like and he actually
asked her point blank like who do you think did it and what did she say I think she didn't really
give an answer she didn't give an answer out of respect for his children which then again my respect my queen all the way up here it's
like she thinks of everything like as a mom and she knows that OJ's kids like she's not gonna just
like go out and call OJ a murderer like even though most people would I just everything she
did was just like giving me life I loved that they had Chris, Courtney, Chloe, and Kanye in the
audience with like a light on them i think it added like
a whole other and who tracy her friend oh my god i love that i think it like added a whole other
dimension to the interview like seeing their reaction especially with the power seeing like
seeing chris and courtney like get so emotional it was brilliant just brilliant beyond brilliant
the other thing that i um wrote down um was he when they were talking about her prison reform work
and she was talking about how like everyone told her not to go to the White House it would ruin her
reputation but she was like I'm not gonna protect my reputation over saving someone's life which I
thought was really insightful he then asked like the strangest question what was like do you think
that that opens the corridor of visibility and viability to democracy.
And no, it was honestly worse than that.
No, some people, like most people would have just like,
did not want it to seem like dumb and like would have bullshitted.
Like, I think the corridor of viability for democracy is definitely open.
And she was like, I literally have no idea what you just said.
And like, I don't even know if he knows what he said.
No, he didn't know what he said.
No one in the audience knew what he had said.
No one watching.
Cause it was like a such, like say what, like your question ask your question in plain English like where the rest of the interview was not spoken in old English so why is this one question it was so
bizarre and I just loved her response like it was just so real and like part of the reason why I
love her it's like she owns completely who she is yeah uh she really really does it was wonderful
just to watch her and like to see her in a different way than we're used to seeing her but I really like it made me like dislike David Letterman more than
I already did I mean him in the CVS even though I really didn't have an opinion before
never thought about him a day in my life like literally never saw like never think of him
I find him I found him to be someone away the CVS like with the battery swallowing like
that's your best joke.
Like this is the best comedian.
I swallowed a battery.
Like I just, I couldn't get it.
And I'm about to say something really, really controversial,
like really controversial,
but like David Letterman is super old
and he's been on television for years.
And I feel like when he got his start in comedy
and on television,
the amount of people who could
become famous and get on tv was very narrow it was like men straight men white men like it was
very narrow and now we're living in a world where anyone with a phone can become famous and I think
that like if David Letterman was 20 years old now he never would have gotten a tv show there are
comedians who are far superior to him in in writing and comedy and i just think that was
really evident where like he's with the most famous person in the world in a cvs and like his
joke about swallowing batteries not only did he say it like four times he couldn't let it go he
couldn't let it go put it on his instagram like not funny yeah and we oh also david letterman
like we get it like you're old like get another joke yeah like we see your beard you're old we
get it no where's the lie where's the lie. And I know that's controversial, but it's true.
No, I hear you.
Here are my other notes.
I loved the conversation about Caitlyn.
First of all, those little nuggets that I didn't know, like when Kim had walked in on
Bruce in women's clothing and like ran to Courtney's house and he called her, said,
don't tell your mother.
Very, very interesting.
We did.
You have heard that.
We did know that.
But hearing it being told like from Kim's mouth, like in just like story form, like
painted a picture for me.
Yes.
And also we heard that story.
I think it probably was around the time where Caitlyn was transitioning, but now like five
years out from that time, like it's interesting to hear the whole story from start to finish.
As a whole yeah and the for me like one of my favorite parts of the interview was both David Letterman and Kim gave Caitlyn credit for like the barriers she broke down um coming out as transgender and I
feel the exact same way like I feel like Caitlyn Jenner has become like a little bit of a joke like
in pop culture just because like she's like kind of thirsty.
But I think it's important that we not forget, like at the time when Bruce became Caitlyn and that interview with Diane Sawyer, it was unheard of.
Like it was so crazy.
And I agree, like she became the face.
And I don't know if the transgender community is so happy about it, but she became the face,
the public face
for a lot of people of transgenders yeah and the trans community and I love that they gave her that
respect because she's become a joke in in our culture and it's sad but what she did was incredibly
brave yeah and I think that however we remember it now I think at the time it was one of those things
where it's like everybody like it was a it was a huge cultural moment and a learning
lesson for so many people.
And I think that even though people might not remember how they felt before versus how
they felt after, they still feel that way about the after.
Exactly.
Like the disrespect that we all had towards caitlyn
like before we knew what she was going through is not something that would happen again because like
she did that the first through the wall is the bloodiest and that was caitlyn jenner not that
she's like the first transgender famous person ever but she is one of the most famous and one
of the earliest yeah so and the most mainstream yes so i loved that part of the earliest. Yeah. So, and the most mainstream. Yes. So I loved that part of the interview.
Like it gave,
and I know that it's hard for them
to talk about Caitlyn
because of what they perceive Caitlyn did to Chris.
But the fact that they gave that respect towards her,
like I really appreciate it.
Yeah.
And then of course,
the pinnacle of the interview
was the stuff about Paris.
Yeah.
Which I never can hear her talk about
without like sobbing,
like hysterically crying.
Seeing Chris cry made me cry.
Seeing Chris and Courtney hold hands made me cry.
Hearing Kim say that, and the way she said it, I thought was so interesting.
Like as if it's like routine for women.
She was like, all right, this is it.
Like, this is the time that I'm going to get raped.
Like the way that she said it just like really sent chills up and down my spine.
And then how the whole time she's in the bathtub with the concierge,
begging him, she didn't speak French,
begging him to tell them that she has kids like she has a family she has a husband
and all she could think about was Courtney coming home and like being traumatized by Kim's dead body
like and that's she was sad that she was gonna have inflicted that on Courtney yeah I also thought
it was so interesting when she said she was like just thank god that it happened to her and not
any of her other siblings because most people like literally anyone else would be scarred for life from something that traumatizing but she is
just like so mentally tough that it really feels as though she's unfazed unfazed and like dealt
with it and i just feel like that's something that would always linger and i'm sure a part of
like it does and it affects so many of her decisions going forward but like that trauma i
feel like lives with you for anyone lives with you forever but like she and Dave did touch on
this when he was like what you've been through in your lifetime like all of the things just one of
those things is what one person goes through in a lifetime whether it's like your parents being
involved in the middle of a murder trial right whether it's your sex tape your sex tape whether it's a the robbery whether it's your stepdad transitioning in front of the entire world like there are just so many
things and we always say this about them that it's like it's always the craziest thing that
happens next yeah no I totally agree and speaking of the sex tape really quickly I really appreciated
that conversation I feel like that conversation as it pertains to Kim has actually been had. I feel like Paris Hilton's starting to have
those conversations about how like it was such a big scandal and like everyone was giving them
shit and they were like canceled. When at the end of the day, it was an incredible invasion of
privacy and they were really the victims of those acts. Whereas like everyone's like, she sold her
sex tape to get famous. People love to say that about kim and paris when at the end of the day these were two young girls who had questionable judgment as any young
person does and their privacy was invaded so wholly and like literally everyone in the world
has like seen them naked and having sex and like the way that she just spoke about they've been
through some of the craziest things and they always get to get through it just by sticking
together and like being a family i think it's just like a wonderful message to send yeah I just I I could
I wish the interview was three hours longer and less David Letterman and and with a different host
who like had more understanding like you know she doesn't just post a picture and sell four
million dollars in skims no it's so it's so belittling to everything that she does and I
actually think he has so much respect for her but I just if I were I just felt like you know she was always like yeah yeah Dave are you
fucking done yeah no and he literally just like kept trying to do stand up like in the middle
which is my least favorite quality like you're gonna stand up you're gonna interviewing like
let's keep them separate like it was just frustrating he was just looking for a joke
anywhere and honestly Kim was funnier than him I said said it. I said it. Oh my God.
I laughed more at Kim.
She said something so funny.
She was just like so quick.
Yes.
She's very on her feet and she's, her posture, I couldn't stop looking at.
Like she's so poised and elegant.
And also she would like say something and I'm like, okay, let's go down.
Let's travel down this road.
And he would just like move on.
Move on.
Like when she said the story about how she was pulling up to her dad's house and then
the press reported that it was a mistress and that was like her first experience with like
how the media the media can like like just really say things that are untrue she was like and that
was my first experience and it's like elaborate what was your second yeah no I totally agreed
it wasn't long enough yeah I need that with a different interviewer four hours long yeah but
I still really really enjoy it and I'm glad, this is a very serious show that he does.
They're a very serious guest that goes on.
So credit to David Letterman.
I mean, I just don't feel like he needs credit for having, like, the most famous, impressive,
like, incredible woman in the world.
Credit to Kim.
But, like, thank you for having her on, even though, like, duh.
Yeah.
Duh.
The other episodes that I watched, I should have watched them in a different order
because after kim like i just couldn't get off that high the dave chappelle one was very good
they filmed it you know he lives like in a random town in ohio he like never moved to hollywood so
he says he doesn't really feel like a celebrity he feels like a famous person and he would much
rather be famous than be a celebrity because fame comes with like money and benefits where a celebrity
comes with invasiveness red carpets like constant effort for sure and I just I just
want to preface I haven't watched yet I'm literally gonna watch it today so I want to hear your
thoughts but like try not to spoil it but the Ohio was basically like the whole interview like
his obsession with just like the concept of community and that's why he lives there he's like
to like here yes I'm famous like I'm really just saving the people here protect me and I moved here when the whole
Chappelle show drama happened like nobody was selling stories to paparazzi or taking pictures
everyone here protected me and he just like is obsessed with not only his town it has an
unbelievable history like because Ohio was an abolitionist state so during the times of slavery
like black people weren't slaves but they also also weren't free. And it was just like this incredible community that's like very progressive and very, um,
welcoming for everyone and very supportive of the Black Lives Matter movement. And it's just like
this life he has there is so interesting. And it's just like, not what you would think for the most
famous person in the world. And the conversations were a lot, the most interesting
parts to me were the parts about his brand of comedy being like kind of offensive. And he's like,
I don't set out to like make people cry. Like I'm not writing a joke. And honestly, of course,
that notion that someone watches me tunes in and gets upset is painful. I don't want to be that.
But he just feels so strongly about his right to say it that
it overwhelms whatever pain he might be feeling. And Dave really attributed like Dave Shipp,
Dave Letterman really attributed Dave Chappelle with kind of saving stand-up comedy. And so many
comedians feel that way. And I totally agree. It's 100% true. There should be this reserved
space within our culture where you're free to joke and of course we like within reason but that should exist and Dave Chappelle is really like the
cornerstone of that that was super interesting and then Dave's take on like police brutality
in the Black Lives Matter movement was so interesting because Dave Letterman said like
and I felt this way too like when George Floyd was murdered like so many people look to Dave
Chappelle like as a leader and they want to hear what you have to say and Dave is like well you know I don't want to be a leader like Malcolm X died broke I don't want to
be a leader I just want to be myself and it was just like a and I felt the same I felt like Dave
and I was really I actually think he did a way better job Letterman I think Letterman did a way
better job interviewing Dave Chappelle just because they're probably more similar comedy whatever um
and I felt like Dave Letterman was really speaking for me because like
It's true so many people from all different walks of life look to Dave Chappelle
He's been talking about you watch his specials from 15 20 years ago about being black in America
It feels like it was written today like he's been doing this for so long. And so he is through his
Unw unwillingness become
a leader in the movement and someone people look up to and I don't think he wants that and it was
just like interesting to hear him speak on it when he just he just wants to be himself not a great
leader or a great thinker but he is interesting I'm excited to watch it because it will sounds
like I will have more respect and appreciation for David Letterman when I didn't oh David Letterman yes yes but I didn't think my respect
for Dave Chappelle could get any higher right and then even more than I already do for Dave Chappelle
so then after watching those two I watched Lizzo's and to be honest I only got halfway through it and
it wasn't because it was bad but it's just Dave Letterman was annoying me so much like he was
Dave Letterman because you want to know why I feel like Dave Letterman knows nothing about Lizzo
and I feel like he knows a little bit about Kim, a lot about Dave Chappelle,
and I feel like he knew nothing about Lizzo. So it's like, I don't need you to explain to me that
her name is Melissa Jefferson. Like it was just so basic. And maybe it's because she's newer on
the scene, but I just felt like he didn't do any research and it was annoying. Interesting. Okay.
I'm going to watch both of those today and let
you know my thoughts. It's a really it's a great show and Letterman is annoying. I didn't watch
Robert Downey Jr. because I just like don't care. Yeah. So I won't be watching that but if you
haven't seen it there's old episodes. Kanye did an episode. There's a bunch of good people. I've
watched the Kanye one. There's a bunch of people in the first and second seasons and it's worth
your time if you live and breathe and die for celebrities,
which I believe you do if you're watching this show.
I believe you do as well.
Real Housewives of Orange County.
Yes.
You know what?
I'm cautiously optimistic about this season.
Like I am not hating it as much as I thought I would.
And as much as I've hated some of the seasons that we've been watching
of other franchises like being weak.
Yeah, I have a few initial thoughts.
First of all, we're having the opposite problem of what we usually usually have which is like it takes a few episodes for the women to get
back into their groove because they haven't seen each other we're having the opposite problem these
women see each other all the time there is so much drama from the last six months that happened
off camera because they're always like calling each other they literally talk every single day
some of them like some of them are really close friends their kids hang out like we're catching up
with the drama that's unfolded so I think that that's like interesting and we're
just like straight out it's back out of the canon and to me this Bronwyn Gina fight is very
interesting so you told me which I don't recall that I am like a Gina stan apologist no last year
like you were so like riding on Gina and like trying to get me to see the light and like towards the end you did get me a little bit but I'm so far back yeah no and this fight between Gina and
Bronwyn I'm completely team Bronwyn same and in the OC usually in other franchises I have people
who I will ride for no matter if they're right or wrong no no no no I don't have that in the OC
I feel like you have that with Shannon Medore I don't I. I actually just weirdly, I've just given Shannon like a pass
because I think that what she's gone through in the last few seasons is like extreme.
Yeah.
So I've just, I've treated her like, I've given her a little bit of special treatment for sure.
But that ends because now she's in a good place.
That ends today.
No, but I just like in Potomac, like Monique, I have your back.
Yeah.
In New York, Bethany, I have your back. Beverly. In New York, Bethany, I have your back.
Beverly Hills, Dorit, Erica, like I have your back.
I agree.
I don't have that in the OC.
And I just, whenever fight is going on,
I just take the side of the person who I think is right in the fight and nothing else.
And you know what?
I feel like that's how you're supposed to like watch Housewives all the time.
Yeah.
So I guess last season, I really just thought that Gina was right,
even though I don't like love or hate her.
And this season, I think that Bronwyn is right.
I think that everything now, starting with Gina and Bronwyn's husband's text, now that
gives context to like why there's like tension between them.
I mean, her making a mountain out of a molehill with that text, like chill.
And no offense, like her husband doesn't want you, Gina.
Like go get your hair cut, okay?
Um, damn.
Her hair is so tragic. It makes me want to cry. Like her husband doesn't want you, Gina. Like go get your hair cut, okay? Um, damn.
Her hair is so tragic.
It makes me, I'm gonna cry.
I went to bed and I said seven Hail Marys for her hair.
And every season it's like new and worse.
New and worse and worse.
It's awful.
Also, I feel like Bronwyn's husband,
sure that text, like it wasn't like- The winky face was a little weird.
The average text you get, you know,
from your friend's husband.
But 60 year old men text different than
me also like Bronwyn's husband's energy like he's just like a smiley different sort of guy
he's like a hippie I feel like and him sending a wink like isn't the same as someone else sending
a wink I agree and to have held on to that have an emoji it was an emoticon like you're thinking
way too you're you're honestly like colon and a parenthesis yeah like he's in a different like
time yeah I totally agree it was so nothing and like her running around like
you know inferring like oh he was it's so rude and it's so immature and if i were bronwyn i'd
be talking shit about her little house too because what gina did is far worse than calling her house
small which at the end of the day small is not a mean word it's fact it's a small house it's not a
big deal yeah um and there's
Gina and Emily getting drunk and calling Bronwyn was just like no so fucking messy like and Bronwyn
on the one hand say it to my face and two like we're on a tv show so let's film this conversation
we're the biggest fight in the franchise right now like I'm not having this conversation with
you while you're drunk on Emily's phone yeah huh but Huh? But quickly to Emily, I, and I can say this, I'm not embarrassed.
Like since season one, I have felt like there's real potential with Emily.
And I think she's been derailed by a lot of her insecurities.
Her derailment on her friendship with Gina, I think definitely made her really insecure
within the group.
Um, but now we're at a place where I think that Vicky and Tamra gone, like really gives
lens a space for Emily to be fun.
And we get to see fun Emily and really be
herself and I think also her new hip is like a life changer and I like love hearing about it like
I am an Emily like really big fan and her um intro tagline about seeing something about being with
something about her curves like I just fucking love her and I think that this is going to be
the season of Emily I said it yeah if I were Emily it would bother me when people, like every time I ordered a drink,
people are like, are we going to see fun Emily?
Like that just like bothers me that when people say that.
It is annoying.
And if I were her, it would really fucking bother me.
It's like, one, you're implying that unless I'm drinking,
I'm not fun.
And like, that's just a mentality problem
that people like have to.
And that's literally what Bronwyn is about to struggle with.
Like people will think she's not fun
because she's not drinking.
Those comments are exacerbated.
You can be fun without alcohol. Right. so like it that would just bother me it's
hard but you can't and like i don't know it just like triggers me no i agree it's like rude yeah
it is rude it's like deeply insulting to their character yes i totally agree but i think she's
a very good friend she's a little too excited for like taking the badoors down no i know she's got
to slow down her role no but someone has to like I love Shannon no I love her too and I'm
so happy for her in her life it's really weird that Tamara is like a big part of the conversation
and she's not on the show she's moving things around I feel like maybe Tamara got fired at
the last minute and she was like laying groundwork for the next season before she got fired that's
what it feels like yeah it's it's weird to like be speaking of like the ghost of Tamra's past.
And like,
she's not even on his friend.
Like it's not like when Vicky was like maybe in,
maybe out.
I'm surprised they don't cut out the Tamra conversation entirely,
but I guess it's germane to the storyline.
Also,
um,
Emily and Gina did have it when they were,
they were being really mean about Bronwyn,
but they did say something interesting,
like about her house,
like renting an 8,000 square foot house and like how a lot of their money smoke and mirrors because Bronwyn is
a housewife but I don't think she has a job otherwise and like what does he do it isn't
interesting I would love to hear more I'm sure that we will I'm sure someone is going to bring
it up to her but on Bronwyn I'm so proud of her I think that becoming sober especially when you're
a reality star on a reality show that is centered around drinking we've seen it a few times like um people lala going on this journey and i think it's extremely
brave and it takes a very strong person and i am very proud of her i agree and i think it's a great
message to be sending yeah and i like the new housewife a lot actually oh yeah she reminds me
of like so many different people i can't even put my finger on it. So when in her interviews,
I was wanting to say this
and I knew you weren't going to agree with me.
She's, her mannerisms, not looks.
Her mannerisms give me like a little Luann de Lesseps vibes.
I don't see it.
I know.
But she does look like someone who I can't put my finger on,
but it will come to me.
To me, no one's going to see this either
because I have a different set of eyes, I guess.
But she reminds, like,
it's not the one who she reminds me of
who I can't put my finger on.
But she weirdly reminds me of the older sister from the show Privileged do you remember
that show yeah the Khloe Kardashian lookalike yeah she reminds me of her and she also reminds
me a little bit of Bridget Everett no no I don't see the second one okay I'm still working I haven't
gotten my the one that like is it but I'm working those are two that are floating around there's one
that's it and I just it's bothering me so much but we'll get there her life seems extremely interesting fabulous fabulous
and i'm here for the casting and then when she grabbed that kid at the party and she was like
this party's kind of making me want to have kids you'll be mine for the day and like grab some
random kid it was so funny i think she's like funny and like she'll do good tv and like hopefully
they take um a trip on her they need to take a trip they need
to like sync up because also the show has just like moved to Newport Beach like we're no longer
in Orange County and that's why when they drove to Emily's house the kids in Bronwyn's car were like
where are we we're in the middle of nowhere yeah oh also when Bronwyn picked up Shannon for the
night out and Shannon opens the door she's like we're taking a van oh bronwyn you're driving it was so funny then pulling up to the bar in a minivan yeah hilarious
um so honestly i'm like i said cautiously optimistic it really isn't as bad as i thought
it was gonna be no but something about the energy is just extremely hectic yeah and i also feel like
it's like a due to them moving to newport beach and like everything is just like close together
together like i feel like tight tight yeah no kodo no more no interesting oh and we were talking last week where's Kelly
living she's moving near Shannon and she's still in that tiny apartment she's in the toasty
apartment yeah it's very toasty she has this wallpaper and these couches and this table yeah
um okay so that's our Real Housewives of Orange County recap and that's our show anything you
want to say before I wrap it up today no that's all she wrote she wrote. So excited for tomorrow, Friday, last day of the week.
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