The Toast - S3 Ep173: To Top Sheet Or Not To Top Sheet: Friday, October 23, 2020

Episode Date: October 23, 2020

Tyra Banks slams reports she doesn't want 'Real Housewives' on 'DWTS' (Page Six) Emma Roberts: It's 'witchcraft' Lea Michele, Billie Lourd and I are all boy moms (Page Six) Miley Cyrus Announces Seventh Album Plastic Hearts: I 'Found Myself' (PEOPLE) Dave Portnoy denies hanging out with 'RHONY' star Ramona Singer (Page Six) Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Show PDA at Kim Kardashian's 40th Birthday Party (US Weekly) Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap Kelly's Mindless News via Hello! The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! To everyone except Claudia! Oh my god! Jackie woke up on the wrong side of the bed because Thea wanted to sit with me today instead of her. That's not what happened. You guys all saw. Literally, as we were counting down, Thea was here, like, he's lost his courage about jumping up, so I was tapping him to get him up, you know, trying to instill some confidence in him, and Claudia just, like, summoned him over there, just ripped him right out from under me,

when I haven't sat with him all week and he matches my outfit the thing is is that Theo sits where he wants to sit and like me tapping would not have if he wanted to sit with you me tapping would have done nothing I feel like I've actually done that before I let my son choose his own destiny and his destiny included sitting next to me today and I'm certainly not going to hinder on that you being his mom like he went to go play over here and then mom was like come back here and he's a good son and he obeys orders so he doesn't ran back nobody does it and he didn't he didn't hang with the empties and I just it was hurtful happy Friday everyone Friday Friday we've been waiting four days for one it's today enjoy it rel it. Relish in it. Savor it.

Yes. Happy Friday. Last day of waking up early. Today was a rough one waking up. And because it's a little bit like moody here in New York, I was just like, you know, the feeling of like being snuggled under your covers. Yeah. You know, I went to bed in New York City, but I woke up in Moody's Point. And that's crazy. Also, like as someone who suffers suffers from rls like the morning is when i'm in the least amount of pain so i was just like i heard um that you had an enormous amount of outreach from the rls community i had an enormous amount of outreach and then i also had outreach about the outreach people being like what were the suggestions like i have rls too and so i got a lot of people telling me to take magnesium supplements i had a lot of people telling me to take iron supplements so then i said i was going to do those things and then i got a lot of people telling me to take magnesium supplements I had a lot of people telling me to take iron supplements so then I said I was going to do those things and then I got a

lot of people telling me that iron makes you constipated watch out your body doesn't produce it naturally so I'm like okay never mind not taking those but you don't actually eat a lot of meat I feel like you actually could benefit from taking iron I feel like you bruised like a peach yeah and I could also benefit from eating more meat so I'm just gonna keep that in mind but I don't think I'm going to take the iron. I think the magnesium should help. And then also they said that crossing your legs is harmful for the RLS. Yet here you are.

So I need to be like uncrossing my legs. But like I don't know how to sit on this show. Cross your ankles. No, but like. That's nice. Cross your ankles. That's what I do. Sometimes I don't like sitting with my legs crossed, but you literally just can't like

spread your vagina all over the couch. That's not that bad. So I cross my ankles. It's very elegant. That's what the queen does. She doesn't even cross her legs. Yeah. I cross my legs so tight.

Sometimes they like wrap around each other. I know. But I have to like, have to give my legs a break. That's a thin person thing because I could barely get one leg over the other. Gotta give them a break. Okay. I'm gonna try the ankles. We have a fabulous show for you guys today.

You know, it's a big Friday in the pop culture industry. Tons of new music. I just would be remiss, devastated, and even heartbroken if I didn't mention the new Luke Combs Deluxe album songs. So his album, which came out... A year ago. Yeah, in November. Wow, I can't came that was a year ago

um was fabulous and now we got his deluxe version with five new songs one of which we have already heard and one of which is forever after all which he released the bridge of on TikTok a few months ago which was such a brilliant marketing move people have used it like for all their like wedding videos and now we have the full song and sometimes when an artist releases the song on TikTok you can't help you've hyped it up so much, you can't help but be disappointed. Seven Summers got leaked on TikTok, Morgan Wallen's Seven Summers, and like people were furious that it wasn't as good,

even though I think it's great. And this song just like lived up to the hype and then some. It's so beautiful. It's like the perfect country song. It's the perfect love song. All the songs on Luke's new, it's so funny. I don't really relate to any of Luke Holmes' music. Like my favorite song, besides Forever After All,

of the new songs that he released is called... Blue Collar Boys. No, well, so that's what I was going to say. The new song is My Kind of Folk. It's all about people who go to church and then wake up on Monday, go back to work, then they fish on the weekends. And it's like, can't relate to anything on this level. Like, don't go to church, don't fish, I've never seen a deer in my life.

But I'm like, my kind of folk. And that's how I feel his other song, Blue Collar Boys. There's guys like us, blue collar boys. And I'm not a blue collar boy. You're a white collar girl today.

I'm a white collar criminal. No, I really am not a blue collar boy. And I am fucking obsessed. And I'm singing that song, blue collar boy. Like, that's what I'm saying that song blue collar boy like that's what Luke Combs says to you and I think that's what a good artist does transcends you know societal boundaries thank you yeah thank you you're welcome and then we also have new music

from Ariana Grande which we have one person in our comments who is RDH if they don't let us know that we have to talk about it for the last two days we like haven't mentioned it because like i don't know ariana grande releasing a new song like i don't know if that's newsworthy no here's the thing we actually did make it a story last week when she tweeted new music was coming and we're like our ag6 and it started like this whole conversation about selena gomez and so we talked about the fact that she said she had new music coming but the new music hadn't come yet what do you want us to talk about yeah the song dropped today it's called positions and claudia and i have some differing opinions i was just watching the music video and i thought it was so cute cute and claude is just not impressed

no it's not that i'm not impressed but to me ariana grande is unequivocally maybe tied with like adele and beyonce like the greatest vocalist of our generation and i just constantly like, and the music she puts out is not bad by any means, but it's good for someone like a Bebe Rexha. Do you know what I mean? I know she's always my example, and I fucking love Bebe Rexha, and I don't know why I keep putting her down. But I don't know, I really expect a lot from Ariana Grande, and I feel as though her old music used to deliver way more than her current music does.

Like One Last Time, Break Free, Vodka Soda, you know, like those songs were so powerful and I feel like really highlighted her vocals. And now she's like in this whispery tone and it's like, it's just, it's good. It's not bad music by any means. I'm just like, I have very high standards for her and currently I'm not impressed. Okay. I think that's a fair assessment though. I liked the song.

I thought the video was so cute. Her looks were so on point and I love to see a little glamour. Yeah no I like I love people who like invest in their music videos and don't just do music videos because like that's what celebrity pop stars do. Yeah music videos are important to Ari and they have like the past few have been really really good so of course she has set the bar high for her own music videos but I just like miss the time like imagine if she put seven rings out now and like it would fall so flat yeah because it's literally like all about material items like I just miss like the world that we used to live in the materialistic world the materialistic world was like whoever said money can't solve your problem no totally yeah um yeah i bet it's hard to like release music in this day and age like what do

people want no i know but that's why like we're getting this vibe now i feel like justin bieber's new song hits the nail on the head lonely oh literally the past three nights into bed ben is literally it's so annoying he like just learned the song and he can't get it out of his head and he's like literally looking at me and he's like are you okay? That is just so funny. It's so annoying and then he's like I never heard you laugh like that. He's also like then being like and I'm like Ben like he like Ben doesn't really keep up with music you know so I'm like when he knows a song that just came out it's shocking to me and he's like I'm so low and I'm like how do

you know that song it's just it's he doesn't keep up with the times. Yeah, I didn't even know that was a song you could like sing along with. Oh, ask Ben. You definitely can. I will when I see him tonight. Also, I made a statement a few days ago on the toast that I want to start implementing in my life, which is watching Jeopardy. Okay. And I, of course, forgotten to watch Jeopardy every single day since then because it's like

at seven o'clock. And at seven o'clock, I'm in a transitional period, like from daybed to nightbed. And it's just, I'm busy. And I've realized now three days in a row I forgot to watch Jeopardy but um some of the collections are on Netflix and it's like a collection of winners um so I'm watching this guy's streak right now his name is John Hill he is the cutest like geekiest like dad ever I'm obsessed with him and I watched three episodes of Jeopardy last night and I'm telling you I don't know if it was just I wanted to watch Jeopardy because I feel like I am dumb like I don't know a lot about history or just like trivia or math or literature I just I wasn't good in

school and I never like kept up with my trivia and I put on these three episodes and I don't know if maybe I was like just watching three episodes that were literally geared towards me but like Ben like my husband like thinks that I'm't know if maybe I was, like, just watching three episodes that were literally geared towards me, but, like, Ben, like, my husband, like, thinks that I'm the smartest woman alive. I must have gotten, over three episodes, like, 15 to 20 answers. It was crazy. And some of them I was just guessing out of my ass. They were, like, showed a picture of this building in LA built by a world-renowned architect,

and I literally know one architect, so I'm like, Frank Lloyd Wright. And it was Frank Lloyd Wright. Oh, yeah, you told us. Oh, I did? About Frank Lloyd Wright, yeah. Oh, well, well, well. But you know what you should do? No, but then even there was one about the Charlotte Bronte.

There was a whole category. And I was like, Jane Eyre. Because that's literally the only Charlotte Bronte novel I know. Jane Eyre. So Ben thinks I'm like so smart. I just gotta like keep the ruse alive. You know what you should do just to mess with him? You should record an episode of Jeopardy.

Watch it. Get the answers. And then like when it's Jeopardy time, like play yesterday's episode. And have every single answer. That's a great idea really freak out and record it for patreon that's a great idea yeah okay I like that idea no I just honestly I think that more people more young people should be watching Jeopardy okay and um I realized that Alex Trebek has the best job in the world like he literally sits there and does nothing. And I don't even think he's reading the clues.

I think they're pre-recorded. Because it has a lot of like foreign words that like he probably has to like practice pronouncing. And I think he pre-records the hints. Interesting. Okay, maybe I'll check it out sometime. But as you know, my content plate is full. Last night I was reading Mariah Carey's novel. It is a certified novel.

Definitely. And I just got to part two, which is called, I think, Sing Sing. So I think it's about like the first part was clearly about her childhood. And now I think we're getting into her teenage years where she starts to rise to stardom. So I was like, this is a good place to set it down for now. And hopefully I have a chance to finish it this weekend. But it is just so good. It is so good. It is. this is a good place to set it down for now. And hopefully I have a chance to finish it this weekend. But it is just so good. It is so good.

It is. It is so good. So good. So good. I got you. Um, so. So without further ado, is that what you're going to say? Yeah, because we have the Fast Five.

We have a little Kardashian recap. I have Kelly's Mindless News to share. Yeah, we've got some shit to talk about. So I think without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And while that may be true, I would be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken. Yes, a case of the RDH. If I didn't let everyone know that today's episode is brought to you by our Patreon channel.

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Sign on, get premium content. And for existing patrons, we just posted a Patreon episode yesterday where we did What's in Our Bags. And Claudia and I showed you like Us Weekly style, what we have in our bags. Yeah, it's pretty shocking. It's pretty personal. Yeah, it is. Personal stuff. Tampons. Okay, first story. Tyra Banks is slamming reports that she doesn't want real housewives on Dancing with the Stars. This, okay, I saw the initial report saying that she said that. Saying that she said that she's the host of Dancing with the Stars now, and apparently someone said that she said that she doesn't want housewives on the show.

And I just have to say, let's say Tyra Banks does feel this way. She's a host. She's not a casting producer. I don't really think Tyra Banks has any say in who gets cast on the show. Yeah, I would agree with that, but it's also not true. Her longtime publicist said this is 100% untrue. She's a huge fan of the Housewives and everyone knows Tyra is a businesswoman first. As a businesswoman, why would she say anything against the Housewives? She has nothing to do with casting. We're told that Tyra even tried to just get one of her really good friends on the housewives she watches the shows she loves them she's also

familiar with cynthia bailey for modeling and even marcel because she got her start on america's next model oh that's so interesting so i feel firmly that those reports were untrue and like make no sense yeah but it is an interesting jumping off point for Tyra in the Dancing with the Stars universe um because this is her first season hosting we're about halfway through the season and I only watched the first few episodes of Dancing with the Stars and she seemed to have like a tough time finding her her footing um and I of course read people on social media and people on social media are just like automatically negative like nobody's tweeting if they think Tyra's doing a great job like they only tweet if they have something bad to say.

But I am curious to see where it takes her. Like, is she going to do another season? Would they ever bring back Tom and Erin? Like it was like a transition for them. And I'm seeing an overwhelming amount of people who are unhappy with it, which is shocking because I love Tyra. But I did see her stumble,

you know, a few times. Interesting. I feel confident that she'll find her footing and that they will not bring back Tom and Aaron and it will work itself out. I hope they don't bring back Tom and Aaron. I really don't. Like, even though I was sad to see them go,

to bring them back would just be stupid. Yeah. Have you been watching Dancing with the Stars? No. I watched until Carole Baskin got eliminated, I think, because I just, that's what I needed to see for my own soul. But I've had a hard time keeping up. Because you know what?

It's the same as The Bachelor. Two hours, once a week. And then between that and The Bachelor, I need self-care. Yeah, no, I hear you. And they do a really good job of not spoiling. I still don't know who's been eliminated because all of the stories about it, it's like, guess who's been eliminated? But they don't say it in the title

and I don't care enough to click. So like I have no idea how it's going. That's what they do with the masked singer too. Except that I know that Chrishell is still on because every week there's like a new story about who she's dancing for. Yeah, in People Magazine. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I agree with that. They do that with the masked singer too. Like when they make reveals, they know, like I actually don't know one person who's ever been on The Masked Singer because I've never watched it. But there are a lot of claims. There's a video going viral on TikTok.

People think they figured out it's Tori Kelly and that's totally her. How could it be Tori Kelly? She's literally a singer. Is it like, I don't understand. The Masked Singer is singers. No, but I feel like it's also like people that you don't expect to sound the way that they're sounding I think it's both but like it's meant

to be people like I could tell you Tori Kelly's voice that's why I don't think it's her it's her voice is too recognizable that wouldn't be like and Leanne Rimes people are guessing because she sang a song a Lizzo song I'm crying because I love you and there's a video of her like in the past on her tour bus like performing that song with like her band. And it sounds very similar. Oh, I actually think she would sound so good on that. Yeah. Leigh-Anne Rimes, you know, all the drama with Brandi Glanville aside,

is actually a very talented songwriter. I mean, this is vocalist. Yeah. I'm sure she's a talented songwriter too. She is. Interesting. I can't get into the Masked Singer, but I'm sure I would like it if I did. Hypothetically, I would like to get into it because the idea of like hearing someone sing and then being able to place a name like a face to the

voice is thrilling for me but the fact that every episode it's like I watch the first episode and I still don't know who anyone is they don't reveal it it's too much I need instant gratification like it's too much waiting I'm not that patient yeah you should just binge watch old seasons maybe but it's still like hours and hours just to find out it's Cody Simpson, you know? Right. Or it's Jordan Woods. Okay, next story. Some Scream Queens crew news, not about the reboot, which is apparently happening. But Emma Roberts says it's witchcraft that Lea Michele and Billy Lord and I are all boy moms.

Oh, and also I didn't realize that they all had gotten pregnant and had babies at the same time. That's really sweet. Yeah, and for I didn't realize that they all had gotten pregnant and had babies at the same time. That's really sweet. And for boys. Cute. Emma Roberts joked that it's pure witchcraft that she will join her former Scream Queens co-stars, Billie Lourd and Lea Michele, when she welcomes her baby boy. I don't know how else to explain it. It was not planned, she recently said on a SiriusXM show.

She's expecting a son with her boyfriend, Garrett Hedlund, from Claudia's favorite movie. Two favorite movies, George Orwell and Country Strong. Yes. Oh, my God. I think I'm just now realizing, is Garrett Hedlund my favorite actor? He might be. He's in my two favorite movies.

I know. I just feel like he really should have been on Yellowstone. Did you ever finish watching it? I actually agree. No. I could not get into it. He reminds me, Casey Dutton's character, like literal physical character. Yes.

Is that the brother who was living on the reservation yes reminds me just so much of Garrett Headland and I just feel like he could have been up for that part or like Taylor Kitsch a hundred percent yeah a hundred percent um but back to the scream queens mamas yes you know this is an exciting time to be a scream queen and a scream queen fan this reminds me of how like the Vanderpump Rules girls are like now all pregnant at the same time together, even though I heard them on a podcast say like it was somewhat intentional, like they did want to do it together at the same time.

But this is like so much fun. I feel like motherhood, especially like your first baby, like can be intimidating, like to have like all your friends be going through it at the same time. That must be really nice. Yeah, and I really, I feel as though friend groups often, I don't think people realize

that they do this, but like people keep in mind, like I want to be pregnant around the same time that my friends are being pregnant. Like I want our kids to, you know, I don't want to be the first one years ahead of the rest of my friends. Like the, so I think this is kind of like a natural thing that some women do is what I'm learning. Yeah. I think so too. Very cool. Very cool. And cool for the kids. Cool for the kids. And then that makes sense why like when you were growing up, you had so many like family friends, which was basically. And the kids are the same age. Right.

Because it's basically just like our parents were friends and then got pregnant like at similar times. Yes. It all makes sense now. Okay. Honestly, growing up is pretty much like understanding things that like your parents did and like realizing like everyone was probably drunk. You know, like at all the dinners. Like that's going to be me. Yeah, that will be you. I'm

literally going to need a nanny for the children and a nanny for me as well. I just don't know how I can drink as a parent, like with my hangovers. It's not about the drinking. It's about like the next two days being down and out. But I think when you go through childbirth, you become like a different person medically. Do you know what i mean like your body is so resilient that like a hangover is nothing i shoved a kid out of my pussy you know wow you know what i really hope that's true and it actually like scientifically makes sense 100 i'm not making this up yeah no it's once you shove a kid out of your machine you can handle a hangover you can literally like get a headache and it's nothing and you just have

like more bandwidth physically emotionally mentally for pain for bullshit yeah yeah interesting okay cool that's your daily medical segment from dr fechemin dr fechemin i was actually sitting this morning thinking about like dr fechemin himself and i was just laughing so hard as about how like he's like dr theo fechemin based off of dr leo fechemin from 30 rock from 30 rock and it just like cracks me up when i think he's fechemin because he's such a face man no we used to call him hi cute face man yeah man with a face um also you know what i was doing this morning sitting and laughing um so somebody started a thread in the toast after dark which is our only existing facebook group and it's for patreon members only it's fabulous place i'm asking like when you first started listening to the toast, like what were your biggest

misconceptions about it? So a lot of people obviously didn't realize that me and Jackie were sisters. A lot of people thought you and Margo were sisters and then me and Olivia were sisters and maybe we were cousins. Yeah. Just seeing what people thought was so funny. A lot of people thought that Olivia owned the live method. Yes. The gym. Which like makes a lot of sense. Makes so much sense. It's so funny. a lot of sense makes so much sense is so funny a lot of people what were the other ones um a lot of people thought that you're older than me oh of course of course and a lot of people thought that Theo is a human son of Claudia's people who listen to the podcast don't watch on YouTube for like the first couple months we're

just like assuming I had a son like a human son yeah which I do so that's not a misconception they learned that Theo technically is a furry little friend oh my god I love him so much I literally dreamt of him as he was laying next to me like that's Claudia that's beautiful it was to like you know when like you dream about something and like sometimes it's a really good dream you almost want to go back in the dream but like imagine waking up in in the presence of your dream that's like stunning yeah it's pretty meaningful try not to be jealous I mean you know where I stand I know like I'm putting on a good face I know I know that you hurt me I know I know I know I'm

kidding but look how happy he looks like I don't know if he was yeah no he's at peace and that's what I want for him and if he was laying with you like I just don't know if he was like. Yeah, no, he's at peace. And that's what I want for him. And if he was laying with you, like, I just don't know if he would be that happy. At the end of the. Like, there's. Everyone heard that, right? Because I'm trying to remain positive and like, and just do what's best for Theo. And you're throwing daggers. No, sorry. I don't know.

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with diane keaton and Mandy Moore. Literally the best movie ever. Okay. And also I would like, and this would be a great segue into our next story, the Hannah Montana movie. Okay. It's a content upper for me because that's where I first heard the climb and it changed my life. Yeah.

Our next story, Miley Cyrus announces her seventh album, Plastic Hearts. What? She says, I found myself. You guys, this is like our theory, just like being proven, our hypothesis, which is like every new Miley album, like she's finally the real Miley. No, it's like, no, no, no, guys, this is it. She is finally coming.

Miley Cyrus will release her seventh studio album, Plastic Hearts, on November 27th. The pop star announced on Instagram Thursday night. The new album will feature 12 original tracks, including her latest hit, Midnight Sky, as well as live covers of Heart of Glass by Blondie and Zombie by the Cranberries. I can't say the Cranberries without saying my Cranberries CD. I think I left it in the quad. Oh my that's funny. I gotta go before somebody snags it. Really quickly of all the like most recent Miley Cyrus albums which one did you

think was really going to be like this is it like this is the true Miley? This is the true Miley? like this is it like this is the true Miley true Miley um well I think oh there's so many I I I want to say younger now but I felt like that was like kind of like granny Miley I don't I thought it was gonna be um she is coming that one mother's daughter yeah but then I guess it wasn't no not at all but and I don't'm cautiously optimistic. I actually think this might be like this rocker vibe she's going for. Like this Joan Jett, mullet, heart of glass. I was born to run. I don't belong to anyone. It's a really fucking good song.

Oh no. It's really good. I think she might be getting closer. To the real Miley. And I think that's what it is. Like all these albums are like a step towards. Well, I think that is, you know, a metaphor for life where you know every you're always evolving and changing and today is you are the youest you that you've ever been and but like

to negate all of her previous work by saying like this is finally me right I don't think it needs to be like that I agree you know um and then like think back to Malibu when it's like finally we're seeing like Miley stripped down. This is who she is. Like, and now I just feel like she's always like negating her old work. No, it's like once the press and the promo and the, you know, the album has moved off the charts, like she's on to another one. Yeah. Even like Can't Be Tamed at that point, like that was the real Miley.

She couldn't be tamed. And like, I really did feel like at that time that was the real Miley. That was the real Miley. You know what she should and like i really did feel like at that time that was the real miley that was the real miley you know what she should do because that album is fucking fire agree she should make a can't be tamed like 2.0 and re-record it with like her new sound and you know all of her new vocal skills it would be unstoppable is it love or is it art because the way you got your body moving it's got got me confused. And I can't tell if it's the beat or spark, spark, spark. Oh, so many good songs. She recently covered her own song, that song, at an iHeart musical festival.

And it was amazing. Every rose has its thorn. Every rose, every rose. I know that's actually not her song. It's Bret Michaels. But I have to say, I do think this will actually be probably the most successful Miley album in the last three or four for one reason. And that's because she very organically has taken over TikTok.

Her Heart of Glass. The only reason she released Heart of Glass as an official single is because her performance at the iHeartRadio went so viral on TikTok that she capitalized on it. Now her cover of Why You Only Ever Call Me When You're High also went viral on TikTok. She's engaging with the content. And TikTok is known to make or break music. And I think that TikTok is on her side. So like I said, I'm very cautiously optimistic about this album. And I will be listening. And you know, I've been very hard on Miley, like very hard artistically. I just want the best for her. And honestly, I don't think I've seen the best for Miley since Can't Be Tamed album and a few songs on Younger now, but pretty much Can't Be Tamed. And I've been very hard on her, but I think

I think we're getting close. Yeah, I do as well. And I'm glad that she's leaning into her covers. Like that is something that we always said. She hits of the park the backyard sessions are back and I think that's you know where Miley is the most Miley but we're gonna find out who the most Miley is on November 27th yeah but that's so far away it is but it isn't I guess it's like a month no I know it's just it's not as far away as Legally Blonde 3 that's so is that like our bar now yeah okay yeah because that was insane insane like don't announce something two years in advance like I get anxiety when like I have to announce something because like I think with my comedy special I left too much time I announced five weeks before

and like by the fifth week I was we were just exhausted I'm like just fucking watch it like it's the timing and so to announce something you really it's a quibble you know when you announce yourself so early you kind of set yourself up for failure yeah there's definitely a sweet spot of like excitement, hype, but then... Enough time to get people to prepare, to purchase, to show up, like... But then also I've moved on. Exhaustion, yeah. Okay, this next story is one of the funnier headlines I've seen.

Dave Portnoy denies hanging out with Ramona Singer. This is the most strange 2020 headline I've ever seen in my life. The Barstool Sports honcho, also known as El Presidente, recently denied rumors that he and the Real Housewives of New York star, Ramona Singer, previously hung out together in the Hamptons. He responded via an Instagram message. Wee-ah, wee-ah, wee-ah. Shut the fuck up.

We're trying to record a podcast. I hope everyone's okay. Please go away drive away it's like so upsetting yeah i'm gonna sing till the sound of the siren is gone yeah okay can you start again please yes the barstool sports honcho also known as el presidente recently denied rumors that he and the real housewives of new york star ramona singer previously hung out together in the hamptons he responded via an instagram message saying who the fuck is ramona singer in the original claim which was posted to dumoy's instagram story yes tumoy with the press

ramona singer was said to be at a Hamptons haunt some time ago and Portnoy was in attendance as well. Portnoy then doubled down on his Instagram message saying, um, no, I did not hang out with her. Oh my God, that's so funny. I mean, I feel like they don't run in similar circles, but they definitely hang out at maybe similar places like upscale New York City brasseries and restaurants.

And also this summer in the Hamptons perhaps. Yes. They definitely have like walked past each other. I just feel like they've been in the same room like not more than one more than one time. Yeah I would agree with that. So when I when I first saw the thing on Dumont like they were together at a restaurant like Ramona was like flirting with this young guy. I'm like she might not have even known who he was but like this is totally true. That's hysterical. And I feel like it's still very possible that they were like at the same restaurant and Dave Portnoy just like had no idea who this older woman was yeah no 100% I think they probably eat I think they have like the same taste in restaurants I agree like elevated upscale dining you know what's so funny one time

I saw Dave Portnoy at a restaurant me too and it's it was Avra Madison which is like one of Ramona's favorite restaurants. It's one of like the Upper East Side ladies favorite places to go so like they definitely have the same taste in cuisine. I saw him at Il Molino which is literally one block away which is also like an Upper East Side ladies luncheon type of place so I just think that Dave Portnoy appreciates like an Upper East Side luncheon yeah and I respect that I respect it as well I just thought I was a hysterical headline no it's so like two people whose names you never thought would be in the same sentence yet here we are here we are in the same sentence speaking of two people who are coming back to the same sentence Chloe and Tristan were showing some

PDA at Kim's 40th birthday party now I know they have been previously China'd but I chose to un-China because I'm happy for them. Okay well I'm not un-China-ing them because I just I get exhausted keeping up with relationships like this. Like if this was your friend you wouldn't put up with it so I'm not putting up with it with it from Khloe but I do want to talk about Kim's 40th birthday party and the special they put on this week so I'll let you discuss and then we can dive into that. The couple attended the KKW Beauty founders surprise bash which was featured on Wednesday's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians at the party Tristan was spotted kissing Khloe on the cheek while they posed for a picture in a photo booth it's unclear when the

episode was filmed yes very unclear would like to dive into that me too but the party took place sometime after the duo reunited so in my head of like their relationship and like what I've made up in my own fan fiction, I feel like they reunited during and due to quarantine. Well, yeah, I think that, you know, Tristan did not make the NBA playoffs. So he's been like out of the bubble for a little while. And in lockdown, you want to be with your family. Yeah. So I think they were together for the quarantine I think that you know maybe some sparks were flying well he like seemed

to be like fun and like had a good attitude in the episode um for all the Kim birthday stuff so I don't know I don't dislike him I know that I should like because he like because he did what he did twice but I I'm giving him like another chance I am because I believe in second and I guess third chances here and but fool me thrice shame on me so I'm gonna hold out I'm not shipping them by any means I just like want true to be happy I want Chloe to be happy and like if this could work out of course in an ideal world I would of course want that to happen but it seems like it may not be able to work out yeah when I was watching the special last night I'm like I was like it must be really awkward for Kylie and Tristan to be in the same yes you know yeah I

don't think that she could acknowledge or like move on in the way that everyone else has like Kim and Tristan it's so crazy she went from that was so funny yeah um let's talk about the birthday special I liked to be honest when I thought saw they were doing a 40th birthday special and they were all sitting in those chairs outside in Malibu and reflecting on old episodes, I wasn't going to watch because I just thought it was silly. But I didn't realize there was this whole element with the birthday party. And it was really, really sweet.

Honestly, I got a little emotional because the Kardashians have this emphasis, which I really, really love and appreciate, on just memories and nostalgia nostalgia and like Ting walks down memory lane and like the fact that like so many of their big milestones in life like include these like home videos and like recreating the diner like I just thought it was really really sweet and like when Kim got out of the car and like she didn't know what's going on and then heard her dad's voice like that's just like it's beautiful yeah I agree one of my favorite parts of the episode having nothing to do with the emotions though was like we finally got a little clarity on that house with the staircase that everyone's been posting out all summer

the Malibu vacation house and it was absolutely beautiful so I was and like the scenes of them just like sitting and eating and talking like I wasn't even listening to what they were saying about like with Mindy and the planning like I was just watching like it was I just love watching them eat like yes food looked so good the setting looked so stunning they looked so beautiful I was just like this is just enjoyable stuff the episode also felt like a major commercial for Mindy Weiss event planning because she just did such a good job and she got so much air time like more so than usual yeah well I'm sure like she did it for free and she got that car even though it seems like they paid for the party because she was like i hope it's okay we got the car because we already got it no they definitely paid for it and then the tau element

was so fun like kim kim's like iconic tau birthdays in vegas are just like a part of americana like they really are yeah and they just like it's like they don't they're not obsessed with nostalgia like only from their childhood like also from their 30s like yeah it's so epic and that was just like such a cool unique thing that only they could really do like get tau open for the night for sure also when they were going down memory lane and you see like kim cringing so hard at like things that she used to do and then you see like her now with kanye and it's like she actually summed this up really well on dave letterman when she was like we used to try so hard to like be famous. And now we just try so hard to show you like, we're just like you. No, I thought that was, I agree, a very

interesting distinction. Cause that's what the show was at first. Like photo shoot this, that, like, oh, I have to go to red carpet, but mom, Reggie Bush's thing. Like, yes. And now it's just like, Hey, who's going to pick the kids up from school? Yeah. It's an interesting shift, but I feel it is also organic.'s why we like didn't realize that it was happening until it happened watching the um highlights of her and Kanye just like I was literally up staring at my tv screen like yeah it was so so so cute I just wish Kim would embrace her jam era a little bit more like she did her best she has so much shame associated with it and it's such an iconic song and like it's not that bad and her voice even when she's in the booth really wasn't

so bad like I've seen worse on reality tv and I just need her to embrace it turn me up turn me up yeah I feel like a few years ago she made peace with it but she doesn't want to be watching it no and I think that's why she doesn't like going on Watched Happens Live because Andy literally brings it up at every corner every time she's been on Watched Happens Live it's like I can't I like I can't when she's like I literally can't look at this I can't listen to this like I know that feeling it's like when you watch yourself being cringy and you're just like in you know your own bedroom. Yeah of course um the dress that she wore to her birthday party was absolutely sickening like I never saw a dress so stunning in my whole life that like fit her so well. Yeah no they did a great job with the

logistics of getting her to look her best so that she would be excited for her party and when she when they pulled her in for the dance and she's just like is so awkward no she's awkward but so cute and so beautiful like I literally like was looking at her I'm like this is my queen like yeah I don't know I yesterday we talked about her on Dave Letterman I didn't think I could like feel any more like warmly towards her and then just watching the special I was just like even more endeared I want to talk about the dance for a minute because I'm very hard on Kourtney Kardashian and what you're about to say is literally what I'm about to say I'm very very hard on her and to be honest like she was the only sister who put in so much effort I had a lot of respect for her for like I know it seems silly like it's a dance but it was an important part of the party and like she wouldn't let it go

and none of the sisters wanted to do it and she ended up doing it alone and she didn't waver in her willingness to do it and she was like trying to rally everyone and I just had like I know it seems so silly but like I had a lot of respect for her in that moment no I had a lot of respect for her in the whole episode she was really being like a big sister yeah and like the Courtney that is the best sort of Courtney they weren't fighting about work or this or that or push and you know yeah all this nonsense she they were just being siblings and she was being the big sis and like I felt warmly towards her as well I think that of all of them Courtney probably has had the most success like emotionally and mentally from lockdown like spending time with her kids not having to deal with like outside

factors they can't film they can't do photo shoots and you know that's the stuff that doesn't make her happy and she just like wants to be with her family and that's what she's been doing for the last six months and there was definitely like a different vibe to her she was like lighter and funnier and she didn't seem like hostile towards anyone and it was a great Courtney yeah a great Courtney I picked up on that as well it was a good special I liked it I'm ready to go back to regular episodes because like I need to see Chloe get the coronavirus but well not that I want to but I just like want to see what happened. Yeah. So I'm ready to return to our regularly scheduled programming. As am I but it was a nice little treat. A nice content upper. Before we wrap

up today I have a little news to share. Do you? Would you say that it's mindless news? It is a segment. Or is it mindful? No no it is definitely a segment of Kelly's mindless news it is a segment or is it mindful no no it is definitely a segment of kelly's mindless news like the fourth of july now i will post the proof on our instagram as you always do but in the meantime kelly rippa shares glimpse into unseen living room in the hamptons with god in view so what do you think this means? Like you as an average reader. Okay so now that I'm getting keen to know. No I'm saying it's a it's a picture of Kelly in her living room where you could see bits of a living room and like out a window. Okay no no but I want you like don't answer that way. What would you you read this article you were. Oh of course I think

it's like a carousel spread architectural dial digest style photos of a living room and a garden view well you're wrong Kelly Ripa has a beautiful home in the Hamptons where she spends a lot of her weekends and the live with Kelly and Ryan star recently shared a glimpse into one of those into inside one of the property's many living rooms this spacious area has a monochrome theme features a cream sofa as well as a table with gray chairs and a black shelf filled with wine glasses the room has gray chairs and a black shelf filled with wine glasses the room has beige curtains and a large window overlooking the family's large garden okay so that's a decent amount of descriptors table chair couch drapes window show me the kmn

what the fuck you're lying i swear it's a selfie, you guys. Oh my God, you guys. This is not even. And it's from an IG story. It's not like a post photo. It's not even what I thought it was going to be. Wow, I didn't know I could still shock you with the KMN. That was so fucking crazy. No, I know. I thought it was going to be a picture in feed of her sitting on her couch with her

living room looking pretty behind her. Still not cause for a news article, but it's KMN. It is what it is. You guys, this is crazy. No, it's so disgraceful on behalf what it is you guys this is crazy no it's so disgraced on behalf of hello magazine no no that is so crazy but Kelly is um encouraging people to register to vote which everyone should do so if that's what we take away from Kelly's mindless news it's not so mindless not so mindless and that's all you can ask for for a segment of KMN a little mindfulness um that's our show that's our. Anything you want to say before we depart for two days of alarm-free living?

No, I'm just so looking forward to getting to that place. I was like in my bed this morning snoozing my alarm. And I was like, this is the last time we can do it. And I was like in there thinking like about, I was gotten to like a really delicious position. Nothing better than delicious. Because it's really like a crime of the world order that like when you go to sleep you can't get comfortable but when you wake up and you have

to get up you've never been more comfortable beds feel so much better at 8 a.m than they do at 8 p.m yeah no like I don't know what the science is behind that but it's not fair why can't it be delicious when I get in and then uncomfortable when I have to get out right it ain't right I was just like no I know what you mean it's absolutely devastating I'm actually dealing with something in my bed right now um if you wanted to know so me and Ben recently not recently but a few months ago we got a new mattress Tempur-Pedic highly recommend and we've been loving it but it's a I would say it's a bigger mattress height wise than our previous mattress and our Brooklyn in sheets we wake up every morning the sheets are curled up off the corners like in a ball at the

bottom and we're like laying on the mattress which honestly the mattress is so soft and comfortable I don't mind but it is a little annoying so a week ago I ordered um these little gadgets they're like suspenders you put on the corner whatever it's like this whole thing and it worked and I like returned to this peaceful place in my bed and this week for the first time in a while I had my housekeeper come and I don't know where she put the little suspenders and like I had peace for a week and now I can't find the suspenders and I woke up this morning where's the sheet and a ball on the floor that is so crazy we both sleep very aggressively but that's wild but we also have the sheet problem like I think any human would have the sheet problem but it might not end up on the floor yeah do you guys use a top sheet also fuck no what do you think we're sociopaths

that might help why because sometimes your top sheet like takes the brunt of the kicking and the but don't you lay underneath the top you do but like it might just disorient your top sheet like takes the brunt of the kicking and the but don't you lay underneath the top you do but like it might just disorient your top sheet and you should just try it no honestly because I'm the one making the bed and I'm not dealing with a flat sheet it's it's honestly a terrorist organization like it's it's terrorizing I don't know I think like part of growing up is realizing the value of the flat sheet and why you even have one. I used to like when I was younger, like five years ago, I used to like use the top sheet as like I will sleep on top of my top sheet and then in two weeks I will take my top sheet off and then I'll sleep on my just regular sheet.

That way I don't have to change my sheets. That's very smart. Isn't that pretty smart? Yeah. But now I go the full Monty. Do you have a top sheet? Yeah. And I'm just like. So you sleep on the top sheet underneath the top sheet and underneath your comforter. Yes. On top of the stretchy sheet. Yes. Very interesting. And then sometimes if you're feeling a little warm, you take off your comforter and then

you're just with your top sheet, like very, top sheets are very sexy. To me, that is the only value of a top sheet. When you get hot, you should just sleep with it alone. And that's what I do like in hotels if I get hot. Got it. Just something to consider. No'm I'm definitely considering it but it's so much added work for like laundry and but I feel as though like the two hardest parts of bed making first duvet cover 100 second getting the corners of your corner sheets on the bed while not coming off of

the other corners the top sheet is a walk in the park no let me ask you do you tuck your top sheet in all around I stuff it away so it's not hanging out the bottom no but I mean when you're sleeping do you pull it out of the tuck oh it's out of tuck yeah Ben would kill me like I know he he like relates so hard to that episode of Seinfeld where like George Costanza's in the hotel and they like tuck the sheets in too tight he gets like stuck in the bed and it's true like honestly when sheets are so heavily tucked that you like get a cramp try to kick it out yeah then then it's like my bed has become a negative place and I can I just can't have that well first of all I just want to say like my top sheet is always loosey-goosey

so that's not an issue and it sounds like your bed is already giving you some negativity so no no no no it's not it's not even though you just said no I I have a fix I just need to find my suspenders and I don't know how to text my housekeeper and be like where are the suspenders I just can't imagine that the suspenders are easier to operate than the top sheet no you put them on once and literally I they were on for a week before I had to change my sheets no I forgot they were even on and I woke up every day and my sheet was, I was still on my sheet, which was crazy. Does anyone else have this problem?

I like Googled it. I thought it was like a very common thing. And I only found like some weird like sleep apnea blog, which recommended these Amazon things for me and they worked, but it doesn't, it seems like this is either an untapped market or nobody has this problem except for me. No, because I've never heard of it, but I don't want to, you know, say, and I don't want to make you feel like, you know, like it's me. Like it, so maybe,

it sounds like it's something that could be a thing, but it also sounds like the two of you, maybe you both have extreme RLS. Maybe. And your legs are just so restless. It's possible. They're taking off the sheets. Or maybe it's Theo sabotaging you. He would never. He might. All right, you guys, that's our show. Now that's our show. Have an amazing weekend. Be nice to your friends. Sorry, I sound like Ellen. Oh, my God. But still, really, be nice to your friends.

Wear a face mask. Don't drink and drive. Register to vote. Fine. Well, vote at this point. Oh, true. Find moments of inner peace for yourself. Take some time for yourself.

That's the best advice you could have given our audience. Don't forget to find inner peace. Yeah. Even if it's just a few minutes of inner peace for yourself. Take some time for yourself. That's the best advice you could have given our audience. Don't forget to find inner peace. Yeah. Even if it's just a few minutes of inner peace for the whole weekend. Right.

It'll do you good. The thing about inner peace is that it's constantly fleeting so when you have it just savor it. Savor. Thank you guys so much for listening to the

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