The Toast - S3 Ep178: The Masked-d Dancer: Thursday, October 29th, 2020

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

1. Bachelorette Exec Reveals the Moment They Realized Clare Crawley Had to Be Replaced (PEOPLE), Selling Sunset's Chrishell Stause Was Considered for The Bachelorette Over 10 Years Ago (PEOPLE) 2. Brad Pitt and girlfriend Nicole Poturalski break up (Page Six) 3. Adele says she's 'single' after she's linked to rapper Skepta (Page Six) 4. Kylie Jenner Admits to Feeling "Sad" About Having to Hide Her "True Personality" (E! News) 5. The Masked Dancer Might Be Even Wilder Than The Masked Singer (E! Online) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. We are so close. You guys, do you smell that? I smell it. It smells like Friday. She's around the corner. We only got one more day to make it through before it's the blessed Friday. And for that, we have no choice but to be grateful. And you know what else it smells like? Toastoween tomorrow. Oh my god, yes. Halloween Toast, the favorite day of the year. Jackie and I have been working on something. We got a little... We've been cooking it up in our bowl like hocus pocus. Trick up our sleeve.

And we think you're really going to enjoy it. So make sure you... If you're a podcaster, I might want to switch over to YouTube for tomorrow because it's going to be very visually pleasing. Yes, it's going to be some really, really fun stuff. Now, I heard a very, you know, unconfirmed rumor that you have an announcement to make. I have an announcement to make. I've been waiting like a few weeks to make this announcement. I just wanted to make sure you know everything went as planned. But my announcement

which most people have guessed is that Zach and I have gotten a puppy. Yes. He is the cutest little man of all time. You got him yesterday. We got him yesterday so I didn't want to say yesterday like yesterday just in case but I've been with him for the last 24 hours we've been vlogging the whole experience and we are making a video for our patreon if you want to know how it's been going and um can we get a name reveal yes so you'll you'll see our journey to this name on the vlog because it's like 99 confirmed but we're still um we're still trying to make sure his personality matches his name you know because we're still trying to make sure his personality matches his name, you know, because we don't want to be calling him something that's just

not him. But right now his name is Bruno. Which I love. Me too. I mean, it's like the perfect name for Zach and I to name a puppy, but I just need to make sure it's the perfect name for the puppy. For Bruno. Right.

So, but we've been calling him Bruno. I call him Bruno Sweets. Bruno. Bruno Facelman. He's so cute. I'm actually going over right after this to see Bruno. Right. So, but we've been calling him Bruno. I call him Bruno Sweets. Bruno. Bruno Facelman. He's so cute. I'm actually going over right after this to see Bruno. No one has met him yet. I'm just so excited.

It's going to be bringing me back to my early motherhood days, you know? Yeah. No, he's such a little puppy, like such a little man. And he really is so similar to Magnolia and Theo. His coloring, I'm like, I, by the time you're listening to this, I will have posted the photos on my Instagram. So head over there. His coloring is the same and Theo. His coloring, I'm like, by the time you're listening to this, I will have posted the photos on my Instagram, so head over there. His coloring is the same as Theo,

but he's a lot more red than Theo. He's probably like 80% red, 20% white, making him like really a fusion between Theo and Magnolia. A hybrid. So I think like the three of them together, it's just going to be cuteness overload.

No, it's going to be overwhelmingly stunning for everyone. And I'm just so excited to welcome Bruno into the family. I mean, anytime the family expands, we now we're like a brigade of three dogs, which is just crazy. Like it's going to be very hard for us to travel. But I'm just it's such a wonderful day. And I love welcoming a new puppy to the scene. Yeah, it's just yesterday was so special. Tell me about the moment. Tell me about the moment you went to LaGuardia. Yes, we picked him up and he was like so cute. He was obviously like a little confused, a little scared.

So we were just like in the car with him, soothing him. We brought him into the apartment and it's been raining in New York. As you can tell, it looks like 8 p.m. outside. It does. And so we made we've made the decision for like these first few days. He's not going to be leaving our house because I've been reading this book on Cavaliers. Now that like Zach is all in on the cavalier life which we talk about in the vlog because if you've been following for a while you know that it took him some time he was

all out for a while yeah so we've been reading this book that just talks about how the first few days are very important so we've literally been like nesting and just trying to get him comfortable like walking at his pace so much legs like trying not to carry him everywhere in the house like letting him discover the house and so he's been like peeing and pooping wherever he pleases and is that your worst nightmare um no yes obviously it's like our house doesn't smell like it did two days ago but it's it's worth it for all the love that it brings did i not tell you that no and i've always known that i've just, I'm now good and ready. And so yesterday, and I'm just glad to see that he's peeing and pooping, you know, like that things are working, things are working. And so it's, it's, you know, a constant work in progress and he has a long way to go, but we're going to do the work and I'm really excited.

It's the start of a really just beautiful journey for you. I'm so happy for you. And you know what? I feel like some things are just like meant to be and your love for Theo while I'm so like, I'm going to miss it and it's not going anywhere, but you have more energy to channel to Bruno. I think like I had too much love for Theo. Like it was spilling over and like there was nowhere for it to go. No. And it was like, at that point, like if you love a dog so much, you need one. I know. And I've needed one for a while and I finally have one. It's very exciting.

And like last night we were on my bed like reading the book for the Redheads and he was just like sleeping next to me. And it's like, this is what I've been dreaming of. Yeah. And it's just really exciting. I'm very happy for you. Thank you. And he's so cute and I cannot wait to meet him. Like I'm literally rushing through this show so I could go home and meet him. Yeah. And he'll

be joining the Pups With No Job Instagram account. It's just going to be like super premium content per usual. He's just like the cutest man. Bruno Sweets. He's TCM. The cutest man. He's the cutest man. Well it's just very exciting and I'm so glad everyone guessed it. Everyone everyone knew. And it's not that I was like really trying to be like secret project. It's just like I don't like to say things before they happen because I just feel like it's kind of a jinx. I'm like superstitious. Yeah, you are. So it's not that I didn't want to say or I wasn't excited.

I just wanted to make sure like everything went as planned. Everything went smoothly. People had some other funny guesses. Like some of the guesses I was like, I fucking wish like people were like were like no she definitely bought a house on a farm like in the suburbs oh yeah and I was like I wish oh no now I need to go do that well now that we have three dogs like it wouldn't be right to not get them a vacation home no I know I'm so excited for when the three of them get together like it's not gonna happen for a while because I don't want to overwhelm him like I really want him to just like be really comfortable um because I think in the long run it'll pay off in droves like Theo like the most

independent man alive Theodore Fichemin and just like the most perf Chemin like it doesn't get better than Theo but I hope you can get close no I know and I was reading this book on Cavaliers and how you should like train them and treat them and how much dependency versus codependency and he pretty much like spelled out what Theo went through went through and like what his journey has been and like where Theo is today is like the goal for all it's the byproduct of all the work you put in in the first year like puppy years are so important yeah so I'm really just trying to do all of the right things right now and we're just enjoying our time so it's been really exciting woke up super early but I think you're about to become like if it's possible even more of a home

body yeah no I mean it's not possible which is why I've needed a little man yeah and if I don't I don't want to even put it out there but if we go into like a wave three lockdown, joy. Joy to the world. Bruno is here. Bruno is fucking here. Let every pub know of Bruno. Let Theo and Magnolia sing. Let Theo and Magnolia sing. Let Theo and Magnolia sing. Hey the Yo and Magnolia sing.

Hey. So congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Can I give a little personal life update? Sure. I, it's kind of a big deal. I have recently gotten into napping.

And I wish this was something I really started like when things were real lockdown. Because now it's like we're sort of transitioning back to regular life. And it's like a weird time for me to be taking up like midday naps. But when I was in college, I used to take like a two hour nap every single day. It was the best part of my day. And then, of course, I got busy with, you know, my bustling career and I just couldn't do that anymore. But I'm now two days in a row napping. Yesterday I napped, get ready, for three hours. And then I went back to sleep like after dinner, like at a very normal time. And it's it's a wonderful thing especially in these unprecedented times I think that

naps should really be made a priority for everyone yeah I've taken like a handful of naps in this situation and they've always been nice they can sometimes be a little disorienting of course and they sometimes like wake up with anxiety and like I feel my phone buzzing like through my sleeve and it's just like kind of torture but when you hit that right nap then nothing better and I think what I've really struggled with during quarantine is coming to the realization of like how long the days are there's just so many hours and when you nap through like three of them it really makes it go by faster oh well that too was Theo napping with you? That is a good question. I don't know. It was such a deep nap.

Like, I don't remember. I want to say no. That would make it just the creme de la creme. I know, but I actually don't think that he was. But when we fell asleep last night, like, Theo's nose was truly between my butt cheeks. And, like, it was amazing. Like, he just happened to, like, really just, like, squirrel into my ass. And I, like, wasn't mad about it at all.

It was, like, really just a beautiful moment between mother and son. That's nice. Maybe like he knew in his heart and soul, like he was getting another cousin and he was like, thank you, mommy. The people who think that Theo was my human son are like, her kid put his nose up her ass. LOL. Oh, also, I don't know if I mentioned this, but I have a book coming out. It's called, yeah, yeah, no, did you not know? No, no, I didn't know. Oh, that's so crazy. You've been busy with the dog. Like, I understand. My mind's been elsewhere.

Let me tell you a little bit about it. It's called Girls No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster. It's really just like an overarching 10-chapter book about my life, my career, personal life, dealing with the death of my father, body image, meeting Ben, breaking into comedy, cancel culture, a lot of really interesting things that even if you listen to this podcast

or you're a Patreon member and like you know everything about me, there's so much more to know. I'm just like a constant, you know, source of knowledge and information. And the book, yeah, it's available on Amazon for pre-order. Pre-order is actually really important for authors, especially first-time authors, because, you know, at certain retailers like Barnes & Noble, it's really hard to get on the shelves. But if you have very strong pre-order numbers, pre-order hardcover, Kindle, any format, ebook, it really helps, you know, me get to like the airport, you know, and that's like my goal. I'm trying to get to the airport. Yeah. So girlwithnojob.com slash book, or if you just head over to my Instagram, there's tons of links in my stories and the link in my bio. I'd really appreciate any support as this is my first book

and you only get one chance to be a first time author. So again,withnojob.com book really appreciate all the support thus far it's really been overwhelming that's beautiful speaking of books I just finished a book for the redheads we're recording today so if you have questions about the book email the redheadsbookclub at gmail.com and for the redhead stands I just want to assure you like there will be a girl with no job book episode in January just in time for the release. And I'm really looking forward to like. Diving into it. Like we don't hold back. No, I know.

And I'm honestly like nervous. I feel like it's like going on The View for books. No, it is The View for books. And you will be the first author that we've ever invited on the show. You know what's so interesting is how we always talk about here. Like how we like label ourselves. Like are we influencers? Are we podcasters?

And it's like my whole life has been leading up to like, I'm an author. Yeah. And I think that's how I'm going to be addressed moving forward. You think so? I think I'm gonna have to get my PhD. I mean. Doctor no job.

Doctor Fichemin. Yeah. He has his PhD. He's actually getting a haircut today, which is his favorite time of day. Oh my God. That's when he's the best in the biz. Truly.

His groomer uses the most amazing, expensive shampoo. I think it's called like Le Pooch. It's like literally so expensive. And I went to buy it once, like, cause I give Theo baths, like not as in depth as she does,

but it was like so expensive. And I'm like, you're using, trust me, like get in the bath. But when she does it, it's like a real treat, you know?

Wow. That's exciting. I can't wait to see him whenever I do for that special moment. And hopefully, we're hoping that Bruno and Theo can meet maybe this weekend. I'll see where his disposition's at. Let's take that. Let's not rush. You know, we have a lifetime ahead of us.

I know. Very exciting. Very exciting. So with all the excitement behind us, I think it might be time. Okay, let's go. To get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And that's true, and I would be silly to even argue with that, so let's leave it at that. Okay, well, first of all, everyone is talking about The Bachelorette, Clara Crawley's decision to not be The Bachelorette

any longer. A Bachelorette executive went on Nick Viles' podcast. People are raving about the episode. And is spilling some tea, truly. So ABC's entertainment Rob Mills appeared on the former Bachelor Nick Viles podcast on Wednesday where he acknowledged that producers knew from the start that Claire's season would be unpredictable. Not this unpredictable, however, he said. He said it became clear that Claire's season couldn't continue on as usual when she decided to not give out a rose at the end of a group date that did not include Dale, choosing instead to give the rose to herself. At the time, it was sort of controversial, he said. This was the time when we started thinking, oh my god, like we've really got to start thinking about this when she didn't give out that rose and just gave

it to herself. Nick said, I felt like I saw that coming. It's like, Dale's not on the state. I'm just not going to give a rose. And Mr. Mills said, right, that was it. That was it. And that was when we started making the call to pivot. Right. Yeah. I mean, I feel like part of me is like, yes,

it was very obvious that the season couldn't go on. But I know that the producers of The Bachelor make people do things all the time. And part of me thinks they could have just like made claire pretend for the rest and like just edit it all together to like a shitty season which i'm actually glad that they didn't do but like there was a way to make this work yeah they have forced people to do worse things then so say she didn't give it to anyone and then they were like no claire you have to go give it to someone like all of those guys would have been and especially whoever got it would have been like oh fuck this but they wouldn't have shown us that no but like you could feel morale like yes at a

certain point like people there's only so much movie magic you can do yeah and you know morale has been like a really interesting concept on the show because I feel like because everyone was quarantined for six months they were more excited than usual to like start the season so we only started like we started at a record high morale in bachelor like history and we've also achieved a record low yeah also i feel like if they had continued the season like anytime she went on a one-on-one date if she's so in love with dale and things sees her fiance like she probably wouldn't have kissed anyone else yeah so then we're only seeing like these makeout scenes of her and dale and she's not kissing

anyone it's like what like also the viewers you know yeah no there's only so much you can get away with and i hate when you can tell when a season is so heavily edited some are much more edited than others i think like in recent history the most edited one i remember was nick viles how like we felt so confused remember that volleyball date where like half the girls went home and they like never even addressed it it was so edited it was meant to protect i think vanessa romaldi in the editing because they didn't want her to be the villain because then she ended up winning and I feel like they had something to prove like when they they didn't want Nick to come out as the bad guy because so many people were like Nick sucks because of like the whole Andy Dortman drama so I'm actually

glad that we were spared like such you know like over overtly edited season because it's confusing and it's exhausting and I hate feeling like there's something they're not telling us yeah and I'm so excited for Tayshia yeah and this has made it like extremely dramatic really like the most dramatic in a while in a while Chris Harrison's words are ringing true also some interesting tea um that Mr. Mills shared I can't for the life of me remember his first name Robert Robert Mills shared shared was that Chrishell Stouse was considered for The Bachelorette over 10 years ago. Was she ever a contestant? No, he said,

I actually had lunch with Chrishell. This was about 10 or 11 years ago to talk about being The Bachelorette. Eventually it wound up being Deanna, who was the one who spoke to Claire. He said there was a time when Bachelorette was sort of done, just like every so often when they decided to do it.

He said a casting director recommended Staus, who was on All My Children for the gig. Oh, and they weren't just picking contestants. They were just picking people. Yeah. He said we had this incredible lunch. I think it was at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and she was awesome. And I was convinced.

I'm like, this is the Bachelorette. However, there was a big push at the time to give the role to Deanna Papas, one of the two women sent home by Brad Womack in the season 11 finale. Got it. Even Ellen called ABC to recommend her. Cruchel? Deanna. Which is why it went to Deanna.

Wait, what is Ellen's involvement? I don't know. He, she just like felt really strongly that it should be her. Can I say like that this week's episode was the first time I'd ever heard the name Deanna and like I've been watching The Bachelor forever well now that I hear like I agree but now reading like Deanna Pappas and Brad the Brad Womack I didn't watch that season but now it's all coming back to me it's not even remotely ringing a bell and her face didn't ring a bell either when she sat with um Claire but I actually think she gave some pretty good advice yeah honestly Chrishell would have been amazing on The Bachelor.

I agree. Like, she's so bachelory. She's so eligible. Like, even when I was watching her on the show, I'm like, she reminds me of everyone from The Bachelor. Yeah. Like, that really, she could have gone down that road and, like, still ended up being the same person.

Exactly where she is. Yeah. Totally. Except for, like, the Justin Hartley part. Oh, yeah. But that was, like, the worst part of all the things she's accomplished. That's, like, not even the coolest one, you know? Sailing Sunset, Dancing with the Stars.

But I don't think she would have been there without the marriage. It would have been a very different situation. Honestly, I feel like she could still be in The Bachelorette. Yeah, she's in the ABC family now with Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. And she's single. And she's beautiful. And she's like bachelory.

Yeah. There's something, I don't know if it's like the haircut, the makeup, the fudge. Like there's that look. Yeah. She is the look. Yeah. So I just, I don't know if it's like the haircut, the makeup, the fudge. Like there's that look. Yeah. She is the look. Yeah. So I just thought that was interesting. This sounds like a very interesting podcast episode.

Yeah. For anyone looking for Bachelor T. Wildfires. Which is like a lot of people. Next story, a little unhappy couple news. Brad Pitt and his girlfriend, Nicole Poteralski, have broken up. Isn't she like 11? Is she? No. He's 27. She's 27. Okay. Brad Pitt and German model Nicole Poteralski have split. Page six has learned. The couple who

were spotted together in August are totally over according to a source. It was never all that serious as it was cracked up to be, the source source said we're told the breakup happened a while back how old is brad pitt 56 and she's 27 yes so that is more than double right just wondering i'm not being judgy i'm just genuinely like is the math 27 times 2 is 52 and how old did you say he was 54 and how old did you say 56 so yes okay more than double I was just I'm not being shady I'm just like genuinely I'm curious you know I have a curious mind girl I'm so into like digits it's crazy on the one hand I want Brad Pitt to like be in love forever and be in a relationship that makes him so happy but on the other hand like I don't know that I thought

that this was like end game no I definitely did not think it was end game and I don't know if I really see like a long-term relationship for Brad Pitt I feel like this was like end game. No, I definitely did not think it was end game. And I don't know if I really see like a long term relationship for Brad Pitt. I feel like he was in back to back Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie. And I feel like now he just wants to get like not to be disgusting. Like he just wants to get his dick wet, you know, and his freak on. Yeah. And I'm OK with that. Like his kids are grown and I feel like it's not a midlife crisis because he's like already

accomplished so much in like his family life. And I just feel like he's like over the drama of like tumultuous relationships and I I'm here for whoever he wants to bang like I really am I don't know I think at a certain point maybe we're nearing that point like he's gonna want real companionship yeah and I do think at some point like he might go back to Jen like I really do feel that way I know the internet would like literally implode and like shit itself but and I don't even stand them necessarily even honestly when he broke up with her I was like so team Angelina but and I was also seven years old at the time um I don't I don't like ship them so hard but I do think there's a very strong possibility that like

they get back together I don't think at all and not now but soon I don't think so I mean't think at all. And not now, but soon. I don't think so. I mean, I think he'll have a substantial relationship, but I don't think that that's the one. And I don't think that she would ever do it. Even if she was dying to, I don't think she would. Oh, I 100% think she would. Like, literally two fucking seconds. No, like, that's just... No, I just think that she, like, literally would drop everything to go be with him

wouldn't you I don't know I mean yeah I would but after what he put her through I don't know if like I my dignity I know but also at the end of the day it's like did he actually put her through a lot or was it just like literally dramatized in the tabloids for over 10 years no no I think he put her through a lot and it was dramatized in the tabloids for over 10 years it's literally still on the cover of every like supermarket magazine but I haven't been to a supermarket in so long i was just thinking about that i love the supermarket i know i need to go i need to like see what's new in like the food aisle yeah but with all like the delivery options it's just like it's so easy not to go but i know but when i get my groceries delivered and i'm like shopping online like i can't think i need to

place myself in the store i need to visualize it i'm literally ordering from my previous order i'm like just refill my cart i wasn't happy with my previous order either. No, I know. And then the food comes and I'm like, where is the food? Like, it's literally just like water and rice cakes. Like, and where is the food? No, I totally agree. That's why you need to go to the supermarket to get inspired. Yeah, but I don't live near any supermarkets. It's probably the one downside of like, I love my apartment and I love everything about my building in my area. But the closest supermarket is like a couple avenues over, which is a fucking far walk, especially if you're carrying groceries. So that's a struggle.

And that's why I'm using I don't know how we went from talking about Brad Pitt to grocery stores. But oh, yeah, grocery store tabloids. But I'm just saying, like, I love grocery stores. And you know what I really love? Non-city suburban grocery stores. Oh, my God. Of course. You could get all your steps in. Like, a Publix is...

Sickening. Heaven on earth. Sickening the Publix down. A key food. A key food. Sickening. Yeah, but in the city, like, Fairway is pretty legit. Fairway is actually incredible.

They've got some sweet treats. It depends on which location, though, because some of them, like, Fairway is pretty legit. Fairway is actually incredible. They've got some sweet treats. It depends on which location, though, because some of them, when they don't have a lot of real estate, they're built linear. So it's three floors. Yeah, and then you're, like, in the escalator with your car. Yeah, no, and it's, like, all the aisles are, like, curvy. It's like fucking Tetris. But the one on 32nd and 2nd is truly a dream. Yeah, that's a nice place to be because they've got some sweet treats that are, like, you want to eat.

You know, unlike Trader Joe's. a dream yeah that's a nice place to be because they've got some sweet treats that are like you want to eat you know unlike trader joe i mean i guess people like trader joe's but i just feel like everything there is healthy no i know but then it's not because then they have like jingle jingle and all of these things that you see that go viral and it's like sweet treats and like maybe i should go to trader joe's something about trader joe's like it's good if you need something but like to have your whole apartment like be stocked from trader joe's is so bizarre to me because they don't sell like name brand there's no like Nabisco there's no Pull and Spring it's just like Trader Joe's brands which is cool for them but something about it feels like very like Hallmark movie where everything is like fake do you know what I mean yeah prop food yeah no I don't get that vibe but I can't explain the vibe that I do get because

it's like not Whole Foods but I do sort of categorize them together. Yeah, no, they're definitely similar, but I think Whole Foods like carries products from other brands. Not the most well-known brands. No, like Annie's.

Right. Whereas like Trader Joe's is like Trader Joe's mac and cheese. Like it's. Are you, they don't have brands? I don't think so. I think they do. No,

not really. Like they literally have their own brand, like for everything. But it's the same product. Yeah, but it's just like the obsession with themselves at Trader Joe's. Like that's what I find bizarre. Got it. So yes, in the city, I would definitely rank Fairway as the number one grocery store in

this group. And then I think I would go Morton Williams. Yeah, but Morton Williams is just like standard. And so small. Yeah, you're not going to find any like new discoveries there. Actually, before Morton Williams, I would probably put like the last few dying D'Agostinos.

No, no, no. Yeah, I love D'Agostino. No, no, no. No. But yes, not living near a grocery store is really hard. So that's what I was trying to say. And Brad Pitt,

wishing you the best of luck in your romantic endeavors. Yes, and speaking of romantic endeavors, Adele is saying that she's single after she's been linked to the rapper Skepta. And I'm not so, I'm feeling skeptical. Yeah. So the other day people were saying Adele had a new man, the British rapper Skepta. But then yesterday she posted saying, happy Halloween. I'm going back to my cave now to be the single cat lady that i am peace out till next year so it felt like she just wanted to let us know that

she's right because she could have made the sentiment on her caption like the same without like going out of her way to say that she was single right also the singles in parentheses so it was like single she's telling us something she singled out single yeah and maybe it's because she heard like brad pitt was single so she's like trying to keep her options you know what i know that's what i was gonna say next that's not the most like that actually makes a lot of sense adele and brad pitt like you would never think it but now that i'm seeing them together i feel like brad pitt obviously like loves a beautiful woman and adele is stunning but i think he also really values like someone with like a neshama you know like a, like a great spirit about them.

And I've never met her. But what I get from Adele is that not only is she like so inherently talented, it's like she has a type of magnetic personality that people just like want to be around. She's like hysterical. But she literally could have made it as a comedian or a model. But she like just happened to be like the most incredible singer in the world. Like I feel like she has that type of magnetic energy that Brad is really looking for. Yeah, I hope that someone sets him up on a date.

Me too. I don't know who. Adele is friends with Jennifer Lawrence. And I feel like Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper are friendly. Yeah. And that might be how we get them together. They have to get the gang together. Yeah.

Like a game night or something. Oh my God. That was just. Adele definitely loves games. Adele-er. Yeah. Yeah. I hope Adele is out there playing the field.

It sounds like she is if she's being linked to someone, but then saying she's single, like she's letting all the other men on the bench know like, no, no, no, no. Like there's other. Right. You're not special. You're still in the game. So I just hope that she is having a great ass time. Me too.

I like get so mad when I think about what Adele has like been through because she had to give her ex-husband like 70 million dollars because like, yeah, she gave literally half her fortune. I think it was something because of like the British rules on like community property. I don't know what it was, but like I don't know why. Like that just makes me mad. Yeah. I didn't know that.

It makes me mad. Like she literally bared her soul toward for years, like worked so hard. And like here we are just like forking over 70 million dollars to the man who broke her heart no no but you know what like she like should be fine that situation has given her probably the fuel to make another 70 like that 100 like one more album and tour merch you're fine but it's just upsetting yeah for sure okay next story Kylie Jenner admits to feeling sad about having to hide her true personality so Kylie uh joined James Charles on his YouTube channel and she admitted to feeling sad about not being able to show her most authentic self

she said I think that I showed my true personality for so long ago on Vine and Instagram but as I got bigger and bigger I realized when people used to say really mean things about how I really am, my personality and what I love the most about myself, it would hurt me more than almost playing a character. She said, so I just started doing a little less, which is sad. It makes me sad.

James pointed out to his fans just how witty and funny Kylie is, to which she responded, you saying that, that's a bigger compliment to me. But it's something that is so sacred. I feel like this is something that has, we've spoken about a good amount. Hashtag who is Kylie Jenner. Who is Kylie Jenner.

And I think now she's in a place where she shows a little bit of herself, but enough to keep us happy and a little enough to keep her protected. Right. If you followed her on social media and watched her content, you would think she's this dud because she really just doesn't share that much like about who she is. But what I find so interesting is that she's like this deeply complex, interesting, like personable person. And she really doesn't let people show that. And she still managed to literally become the most successful, like young entrepreneur because of social media without ever

really showing us who she was. And I feel like in addition to some other reasons, that's maybe why she doesn't go on Keeping Up. Definitely. because even like the snippets we got of her this season like in Palm Springs there was so much personality that jumped off the screen we got a whole new song I'm gonna get wasted I just finished a whole cup of 42 and I'm about to go for my second one Courtney what the fuck are you on so I just feel like she gives she might have to give too much of herself to be on the show in addition to like all the other reasons why she doesn't do it but that starts to make a little bit more sense yeah and there when when her snapchat was like super popular and she'd

already become so famous she like was in her house one night with Jordan Woods and they were like being crazy like sitting in the pantry eating cereal and she was like it was the most personality we'd ever really seen from her and she was like this is like the real me you guys hashtag who is Kylie Jenner and it was just like so sad but it was really true that we never saw that girl again yeah and maybe she's now popping out in this James Charles video you know yesterday I did say that I thought she was pregnant and I still stand by that but she did drink in the video and her Instagram stories have been showing like a lot of like you know mid, midriff region. But I still stand by it. Okay.

And I looked into it like I said that I would. And I don't think that she is. But she did open up in the video about her dream to expand her family. She said, I want more so bad. I actually think about it every day. I just still don't know when. I'm not planning. I don't have a time for that to happen.

I don't know. So she definitely wants more kids. Claude thinks she's having them now. I don't think she's pregnant, but we'll find out soon enough, I guess. I feel like a lot of them could be pregnant. I think Khloe could also very possibly be pregnant. And I don't know, people are thinking that Kourtney and Scott are like back together. And I do think Kourtney would have another kid. So. OK, I don't think Chloe's pregnant either and I think Courtney and Scott are the same Courtney and Scott that we've always seen I think the picture that they

took on the beach like is a picture that they could have taken even when Scott was dating Sophia and like nothing has changed I think one of them's pregnant and I think it's Kylie but we'll see I really don't think any of them are I do but they'll let us know when they're ready if they are I do they'll let us know when they're ready yeah no and i'm gonna speculate until then oh wow okay i thought we were done doing that no never oh my god no i literally think like you've said like we need to stop like asking women like no did i ask them i'm just speculating okay fine do what you gotta do yeah i'm gonna give them the space and time that they need okay you're so much better than me fifth and final story a little new tv show news that sounds pretty good

the masked dancer might be even wilder yeah i know the mask the dancer might be even wilder than the masked singer craig robinson is set to host fox's the masked dancer i fucking love craig robinson with a group of panelists you will never be able to guess honestly they are an interesting group of panelists but I approve so if you there's a show called the masquerade dancer who do you think would be a judge like one of the huffs okay that's a good guess but no JLo no Jenna Dewan no they already have jobs doing that yeah that's why I'm saying them. So is it young people, like newer? Not super new.

Okay, like TikTokers? No. Dancers. Established celeb dancers. Like they're literally, I don't think you would, you might be able to guess one. Wait, I really want to guess. Hold on. Boys or girls? Two boys, two girls.

Huh. Two boy dancers no no boys are not dancers the girls are dancers yes and one of them is a big dancer a bd a bd like very established in the industry has done this kind of work before oh my god I literally the only person in my mind is Julianne Hough. Like, who? Paula Abdul. Okay, I literally would have never guessed her. And the other woman is Ashley Tisdale. The show's sounding worse and worse. And the two men are Ken Jeong and Brian Austin Green.

Excuse me? Yeah, your favorite guy. Oh, my God. This show just went from actually being something I would potentially watch just because I absolutely adore Craig Robinson. I think he's actually one of the funniest comedians like of our generation and he doesn't get enough credit first of all second of all this panel of judges like each name was more disgraceful than the next I actually think the only person that I don't hate is Ashley Tisdale well isn't Ken Jeong a panelist and a Masked Singer? Okay, so him coming over makes this the Masked Dancer.

I know. I'm here for that. I guess, but like... And he's shown that he has judging chops. I think the one who makes the least sense is Brian Oxengreen. One thousand percent. This is really bizarre. Like, it should literally be Charli D'Amelio.

Like, they want this to be successful or not. No, but she would probably be like a Masked Dancer. Yeah, but you need to have some like star power on your panel. I mean, honestly, the panel for masked singers, pretty good. Robin Thicke, Nicole Scherzinger, Jenny McCarthy, even though she's not a singer. But like, I don't know. I think that TV shows like really need to start hiring like Gen Z and millennial consultants because I don't know what they're doing over there.

But like this was like a decent, not even a good, like a decent idea that was really squandered. Like, let us help you, okay? This could have been great. Now it's just fine. And it's just bizarre. Here's the description of the new series.

The mascot dancer will feature celebrity contestants shaking their tail feathers while covered from head to toe in elaborate costumes and face masks. That sounds like very technically challenging. And by the way, I always think it's hard to sing on The Masked Singer in those huge things. Can you imagine like shaking your ass? I literally would go into heat stroke. Leaving audiences to guess their identities. Costume celebrities will be joined on stage by masquerade of partners and backup dancers as they perform a series of dances together spanning from hip-hop to salsa jazz to tap dancing and more when it comes to

dance styles the sky is the limit can we talk about some of our favorite failed competition shows sure you know which what was one that like really made no sense the four oh yeah that was fucking weird like yeah but they got good judges oh i thought they got really good singers both megan trainer was a judge p diddy dj khaled hosted yeah uh and charlie walk who it's like a big music industry exec but i think he was brought down in the me too movement um so maybe that was like the demise of the show there was a fourth one right because they're the four oh that is what they would be yeah I guess I could just do a swift google I really miss the days of x factor I think that was the perfect reality show and to be honest if there's a voice a singing competition show and

Simon Cowell isn't involved like I'm not interested okay here the team. On the four. Sean Diddy Combs, DJ Khaled, and Meghan Trainor were panelists. And Fergie was a host. And they obviously cut Charlie Walk out of that description because he was the little man on the end. Yeah, he was like the token industry. The L.A. Reid. Yeah, the Simon Cowell. Right, L.A. Reid was on X Factor.

There was just a time where x factor was like literally the cornerstone of my day like that first of all that's where i discovered fifth harmony remember carly rossan and claire there was so many so much goodness b miller right and she's actually pretty big um but then there was also like the amazing judges demi lovato was a judge britney spears was a judge they were paying them like 30 million dollars for like 10 episodes it was crazy yeah but there was expect toactor really never hit that big here here but Fifth Harmony did like yeah well because they just you know the creme the creme always rises but like it's so big in the UK and isn't that where we got One Direction Susan Boyle yes well that might be Britain's Got Talent

no I think it was X Factor okay you know what I don't watch either is America's Got Talent no me neither but it's not for any particular reason I actually think they always pick great hosts they went from Nick Cannon Tyra and now Terry Crews who I love um I'm just like not interested in seeing people's talents if it's not singing like yeah no like dancing and like to me to me like it's like a fourth grade talent show and that's literally what it is America's Got Talent and the singers always rise and they always usually win yeah so that's why I don't like America's Got Talent but there have just over the years been so many random like competition like singing or just like talent shows that I love to take a walk down memory lane yeah

I don't really watch that many I guess it's just not my format except for Shark Tank and Songland. Such a brilliant show. Brilliant. Both are so brilliant. Both have like taught me so much about industries that I really did not know much about. That's actually true, especially about Shark Tank, like the nature of entrepreneurship. Yeah. Entrepreneurship.

Mesca de dancer. Entrepreneurship. Yeah. Entrepreneurship. Mescadenser. Entrepreneurship. Yeah. Yeah. And as they say on Shark Tank, Shark Tank has ignited the entrepreneurial spirit of America. It's mad true. And I feel like before Shark Tank, if you said you were an entrepreneur, it's like,

oh, you're unemployed. And now it's like, oh, either you're unemployed or you're like very successful. And just that like balance has really done wonders for the entrepreneur community. I agree. No, I like it's not as much of like a sad word anymore. Like it actually has some weight to it. And that's because of people like Mark Cuban and Damon and all those wonderful guys. And the crew. And the crew. They're back actually. They're doing like socially distanced episodes. I haven't watched yet. I haven't watched

either. I go in like in phases, you know. And I don't like to watch one episode on Hulu. I need like four. Yeah. so I just like to binge speaking of TV the Real Housewives of Orange County was on last night and I'm just like really excited to announce that I didn't watch it and I'm excited to announce that I knew that Claudia wasn't watching it so I didn't watch it and instead I finished my book and then I treated myself to an episode of Queen's Gambit oh my god I watched one too one also the when she got she finally gets to Paris oh I'm not there not there. She just left Las Vegas. Oh, she's so like determined.

You know who she reminds me of? And I know no one's going to feel my call. Wait, but she is reminding me of someone. So I'm hoping you can nail it. Because my calls are based on mind, body and spirit, as you know. And she reminds me of Kendall Jenner. What? Not at all. You'll see it soon, people.

You'll see it soon. Not at all. But it's such a good show. I treated myself and the reason why I didn't watch Real Housewives of Orange County last night is because I've really just been prioritizing sleep and once you listen to your body and your body says like we cannot watch this trash we need to go to sleep it's such a mind-blowing experience and I really I implore our listeners to prioritize sleep yeah and for me it was like I knew you weren't watching and I needed to finish my book.

So like that was the priority. But then when I did have a little bit of time, I was like with Bruno and I'm like, I don't want him to judge me for the trash that I watch. No, you're walking, welcoming him into your home and you're going to show him Gina. Like,

honestly, no, that would be setting a bad example. Right. So instead I was like, let's learn a little bit about chess. Oh, yeah. See, that's the kind of, I firmly believe like the culture and the media you put around

your children like really has an impact on them. You are what you watch. Right now, I feel like Theo was really born on like friends. And that's why he's such a friendly person. That's so true. I'll have to figure out like what Bruno's likes and dislikes are going to be. So I'm going to watch at some point. We'll just restart our OC recaps next week.

I'm not in the mood to like recap tomorrow. You don't want to watch it? Okay. Like that's just pathetic. If it was a good show, maybe. But also Kardashians are on tonight. And also like I haven't heard anything about the episode. Like me neither.

So I think we're okay. Sorry guys. So we'll just pick back up next week and Kardashian recap tomorrow, which I will be watching. I'm actually going over to my friend Ana's house tonight and she's cooking dinner and she's such a good cook like I'm really looking forward I'm gonna go over and like stretchy pants and no makeup and just like feast and then sit on her couch and watch Kardashians wow that sounds so amazing I'm recording redheads and then I'll be getting home and getting my little man oh I'm going to meet the little man oh he hasn't ever seen Kardashians he's gonna love it oh he definitely feels like the type of man who appreciates strong successful

women strong successful and beautiful women and he himself I think is gonna grow up to be beautiful stunning and smart yeah it'll be so wonderful to like watch him grow and see what he does with his life okay we need to wrap the show because I forgot I'm going over to Bruno's place and I'm gonna get to meet him for the first time so if you want to see what Bruno looks like head over to my Instagram head over to pups with no job he's just the cutest little man and I'm going to get to meet him for the first time. So if you want to see what Bruno looks like, head over to my Instagram. Head over to PupsWithNoJob. He's just the cutest little man. And I'm just really excited for this journey for myself. We here at The Toast are so excited.

We will support you. This is obviously a, you know, we provide free daycare for all of our employees here at The Morning Toast. So Bruno is always welcome here if you need to, you know, change his diaper or anything. Like, this is a very safe space for you. Yes. And I will bring him to the show maybe next week i'll see how he's doing like on an adjustment level so we'll see him on the show soon but not too soon and then eventually once he's in a rhythm like he'll be a staple just like his cousin thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennium morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know

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