The Toast - S3 Ep182: Dial 6 vs. Dial 7: Wednesday, November 4th, 2020

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi Break Up After 21 Years Together (E! Online) 'Dancing with the Stars' judge Carrie Ann Inaba is being 'bullied' by fans (Page Six) The New Friends Makeup Collection at Ulta Is Bound to Sell Out Just as Quickly as the First (PEOPLE) Travis Scott deleted Instagram account to 'focus on his family' (Page Six) TikTok star Zoe Laverne apologizes for kissing her 13-year-old fan (NY Post) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Happy Hump Day. Is it really Hump Day if Theo is not here to celebrate with us? Theo's not here. I just... getting out of the house is... it's a journey. No, I don't blame you. It's such a journey. I know. I don't blame you and I understand there's a million reasons why Theo isn't here today. It's just hard to celebrate Hump Day to get into the spirit of the holiday when he's not here cheering us on. No, I fully understand that. But just just know if you need someone to hump like I'm always here for you. You know what? I might take you up on that. Hey,

if enough hump days go by without Theo in the mix. Watch out, Claudia. I just couldn't I just couldn't do it today. Like it was just getting out of the back like waking up and getting out of the house was some days it's easier than others. And today it was really like an experience. Yeah. I, I can understand that. It's a crazy day right now. I'm sure everyone was up late watching too close to call, too close to call.

So just don't fucking talk about it. If it's too close to call, it's just torture. And we're here being tortured again. So we're being asked to have patience. So the morning toast is the perfect distraction for you it is while um these two close to call races get closer to call yes but you guys really honestly like it's too close to call and that's that's the journey we're on right now too close to call so yes as Jackie said we're gonna just distract you for an hour

our toasty thing it's Wednesday which means we have dear toasters which is a favorite day of mine because Dear Toasters, that is our advice segment. If you're new here, if you ever want to write in, you can always email us, deartoasters at gmail.com. Excited to see what you guys cooked up for us today, how we can help in your various situations. I've heard that they're quite weird today. So people just find themselves in the most odd predicaments. We absolutely love to hear that they're quite weird today. Yeah. And I never got an update on the girl whose husband was eating his toes and boogers during quarantine. And if you're still a listener and we didn't like really scare you with the way we went in on your husband, please write us in. I need an update. What the fuck is going on? Are

you okay? Are you still married? Is your husband still a practicing attorney? Does he still find a way to be an acrobat and pick his toes? Let us know. We're very curious over here at the Morning Toast. Yes, we are. We have a great show for you today. Oh, you watched Holiday yesterday. I did. And I want to talk to you about it. I started to watch Blackpink Light Up the Sky, but then I fell asleep because I created a vibe in my living room. We were on the phone yesterday trying to create mutual vibes, and Bruno and I fell asleep together on the couch, so the Blackpink documentary had to wait, but I started it, and it was really good so far. I did try and cultivate a vibe in my living room. For those of you who know, I live in an apartment, and I've literally never sat on my couch. Like,

I don't know her at all. Like, when can we have company, maybe? But I pretty much, like, in quarantine, spend most of it in bed, and that's just been kind of toxic as of recently. So yesterday, I spent the majority of the day in the living room with candles. I dimmed the lights. I watched the holiday, and I'm still waiting on a few key Amazon deliveries in order to have my vibe be fully cultivated. But I definitely started it. Then when Ben got home, he made a chili. So we had like something on the stove. And so it was really like a warm night and a vibe was definitely cultivated. I too made a chili and it was delicious. Yeah, Ben's was really good. I'm sure Ben's was really good. Mine sure Ben's was really good mine is the award losing chili his is the award winning if you want to see how we each make our chilies

head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast where we have the great chili cook-off I guess last night we had like a virtual chili cook-off I'm sure Ben's was still better than mine because you want to know why mine's vegetarian no the chili that he made last night was better than the chili he made in the cook-off it was so good I should have asked you to bring me some i know i have a lot fuck sorry go home get it you can come over and eat some if you want i might it was so good i will do anything for chili i fucking love chili i literally almost ate my whole vat of chili last night i have like one small tupperware left it was the perfect thing to eat throughout the night because like yeah i had it as an appetizer as an entree and as a dessert and a moosey booshy but yes I did watch a holiday and I had a lot of thoughts I thought it was like

a really cute sweet movie it was definitely too long told you that you would say that what is Farouk from it was bothering me so much I mean there's one simple simple way to find out but he is an extremely familiar man and at first I was like honestly I don't know how she's gonna choose Farouk is so handsome and he's a doctor and like you just didn't expect the guy that her mother was trying to set her up with to be so handsome but that guy is such a cutie he is from hold on it's like you know I have to get to the the one that you recognize that we know oh wow he's in a lot of stuff that I've never seen. He just looked so familiar. He was in 90210.

That's not it. No, that's not what I know him from. No, no, no. That's not going to... Satiate. That's not going to satiate. Okay, wait. I'm going to his IMDb because Google movies and TV shows fucking suck. They never know.

Maybe I've seen something you haven't seen him in. The Resident, Fast and Furious, 15 Years Later, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Vice Ray's House, Halt and Catch Fire, Identity, I'm Obsessed With You But You've Gotta Leave Me Alone. Love that for him. The 100 Foot Journey and order oh svu no it was like one episode california scheming breaking the girls or die switched up that's two different things breaking the girls or die or die um switched at birth the domino effect 90210 he's in a number of episodes no No, I don't know. The Good Wife, Star Wars, The Call.

No, we're going to wet this. You keep going. Yeah, yeah, hold on. The Box, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Whirling Dervish, Karma Calling. I haven't heard any of this shit. Yeah, no. I need to wet. What is that phrase?

It's bothering me so much. No, this is really maybe it is 90210 now that I'm thinking about it it does feel familiar I guess no that's not it's just not enough for me someone will let us know but wow that there's nothing worse than that feeling of not being able to put your finger on where you know someone from and wait I had that feeling also in the opening scene when Jackson goes to that girl's house for Christmas. Yes. Young and Hungry. She's the roommate. You know what? I actually, she, I couldn't place her. And so I thought if I knew what her name was, I would be able to know. So I actually sat through

the cast at the end to get to her and I got to her name and I still couldn't figure it out. But yes, Young and Hungry. I know that one. I love, I actually love that actress. I think she's so pretty. But back to the movie, here was what I thought. I figure it out but yes Young and Hungry I know that one I love I actually love that actress I think she's so pretty but back to the movie here was what I thought that was very cute like elevated hallmark borderline rom-com Netflix movie big budget um the movie honestly was like a an advertisement for Chicago like it looked so fabulous how every holiday like where were these parties being held that New Year's Eve party looked like so glamorous the singer Demire party looked so fun all the bars it's like it wasn't too packed it was like every party was like perfectly planned the halloween party i'm like i need to live here where all these fabulous holiday parties just magically appear yeah it was fabulous yeah like

i need to live in a world where like i need to go to all these parties so i need a holiday you know and it's like there's so many parties that I'm being invited to that it's like overwhelming and it takes up the whole year. Yeah. That was fabulous. Yeah so it was cute and she's so great. She was great and there was a there was a lot of laugh out loud moments for sure and I was nervous because Emma Roberts is like a more serious actress. But she's also quite comedic scream queens. Well yes and so I thought it might have the Emily in Paris effect where like this elevated actress comes to Netflix to like kind of play like a sillier role and just can't handle it like Lily Collins. But I thought that Emma Roberts did a great job. I thought she looked so cute. The whole movie, the Nicola pelts of it all was so funny. I thought it was great. It was really,

really funny. Highly recommend. Definitely got me in the holiday spirit while I was, you know, cultivating my vibe. It definitely helped. It added to the vibe cultivation. Kristen Chenoweth was great in it. I loved her relationship with her family. I just love a family film, you know? Yeah, it was definitely a family film. He's not here to speak for himself, but what did Theo think of it?

Loved, loved, loved it. Like watched the whole thing. He thought it was cute. He loved the scene at the end where the choir was like, Jackson! Oh yes, so good. Yeah, it had really cute moments.

And I think like some of it was trying to become like an iconic rom-com. Like some of it was giving me like Friends with Benefits vibe where it's like, it had like these elements that were like kind of like rom-com iconic. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, it was really good. It could end up there, maybe. No, I don't think that it is going to, but it tried.

No, I think it's just like a great Netflix movie, especially for the holidays, even though it's not super holiday-centric. Well, yes, because then in the first five minutes, Christmas was over. Yeah. But I guess that's like last Christmas. And then it's like Easter, Valentine's Day. I loved it. It's holidays.

Like, it's not a holiday. This holiday. Yeah, yeah, it's all holidays. The holidays. It was really good. I think I would recommend. Great. Yeah.

I would definitely recommend, so check it out if you haven't yet. You're two for two with your recommendations this week. Woo, woo. I don't know what I'm going to watch today. I don't know what I'm going to watch today either. I might read. Oh, I have to edit the Redheads. I'm very busy.

Oh, the drama. So much drama at the Redheads. So much drama at Successful Savings. So anything else you watched yesterday that you want to recap? There was no TV on. No, The Bachelorette was not on. So we'll see what goes down next week after Dale. I think it's on Thursday this week. You're lying.

I heard that. You're lying. Don't quote me on that, but that's what I think. You're lying. I'm almost positive, yeah. Yay. Yeah, so that's good. Okay. I can't wait. Yeah, wait. When you see Tayshia, that's fine. But Thursdays are busy. I'm booked and busy, Kardashians. No, and my mind, on a Thursday

night, it's the weekend. Like, I can't be bothered to be doing work. And The Bachelorette is work. Two hours. Two hours, plus Kardashians, and there's one other show on Thursdays. Yeah, I think, um, not O.C.'s tonight. Something like that. What are the, uh?

Something O.C.-like. Oh, it's, uh, Don't Be Tardy's on. No, no, no. But we're not really recapping that. That's not the one. There's another show on Thursday nights. I don't think so. Yes, I know. Southern Charm. Southern Charm. Thank you. Well,

we're really in the thick of like a really busy TV schedule season. Yes. So clear your schedules. Yeah. Thursday night, The Bachelorette, I think. Okay. Don't quote me on it. Let's hope you're wrong. I mean, I usually am, but I'm really like, it devastates me to say like, I think that I'm right. Okay. Well, without further ado I do think that it's time to get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And yes Jacqueline that may be true but you know what else is true? Tell me. You know what else is real? You know what else is breaking up families across America? What? Breath. True. My house specifically is really getting torn up

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and a little remiss. Yes. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Ericane is filing for divorce from her husband, Tom Girardi. After much consideration, I've decided to end my marriage to Tom Girardi, the reality star exclusively tells E! News. This is not a step taken lightly or easily. I have great love and respect for Tom and for our years and lives we built together.

It is my absolute wish to proceed through this process with respect and with the privacy that both Tom and I deserved. I request others give us that privacy as well. So here's the thing. There's like a big conspiracy theory online of people saying that, you know, Tom, as the lawyer that he is, and for years we've known that him and his law firm have just been going through kind of routine lawsuits, like they're being sued. A lot of people are saying that, you know, Tom is getting up there in age

and if he does pass away, she inherits those debts and those lawsuits and that her divorcing him kind of frees her from that financial burden if anything were to happen to him. So I think that actually is just people being like hopeful that like there's no love lost. I, you know, I'm sad because people had so much to say about them. But at the end of the day, I felt like their marriage was like strong and it spoke for them for itself. And every moment we got of them together was like so earnest and sweet. And I just hate that like, we're not going to have that. Yeah. I hadn't heard that conspiracy. I mean, of course I hope that it's true and it sounds like it makes a lot of sense, but on the one hand I'm like, oh wow,

true love is dead like these two 21 years of marriage like against all odds made it work like had a wonderful life together on the other hand I'm like yeah of course like she's Erika Jayne of course like of course yeah like she's doing her thing so on the one hand I'm surprised on the other hand like I'm not it is surprising though that they would make this announcement now while we know that they're filming because that makes it a storyline whereas if she did it in the off season it would be less of a spectacle and less of the something for the women to talk about which I do feel like she really values her privacy but you also have to think about how when when a housewife gets divorced and their life traditionally before the show was rich man, trophy wife, your priorities shift almost overnight when, yes, you probably get a settlement,

but you're also now in charge of your own finance. And the show is such a big part of that. So you want to invest in, and they've been saying Erica's going to be a friend of housewife. There's a lot of rumors about her maybe not being a full-time castmate. So it's like her job is up in the air also while the stability of Tom. And she can maybe make one serve the other. Right. So that's just all speculation.

I'm sure Tom is, you know, very generous and she'll be totally fine. Yes. For the record, they do not have a prenup. She had told that to Andy, pretty much saying that even if they had a prenup, like Tom is a shrewd lawyer, he would that's true shreds like it wouldn't stand so that's just probably something a lot of people wanted to know no I definitely wanted to know that because like I think a lot of people forget because she's like Erica Jane but Erica Girardi is actually one of the most wealthiest housewives on that show they have two. That place in Pasadena is huge. Like, they are super rich.

I would say she's probably, she's richer than Kyle. Mm-hmm. She's, who's the richest on that show now? Sutton. She has two planes. Sutton Charters.

I don't know. Makes you think. I mean, it does make you think, but, like, Sutton's just one woman. Like, I think Erica has two planes, like, because of her husband's business. Yeah, but while they're still married, they count just as much as Sutton so does Erica get one plane Tom gets the other plane yeah you know but keeping up a plane is so expensive that like even if you're

super rich like sometimes it's just easier to charter so you don't have to pay the fees for the pilot and stuff which might explain Sutton yeah no of course and if I was Sutton like my kids are grown I think and I'm like a woman with a boyfriend like I'm chartering I'm not being tied down to a hanger oh can you imagine so this is really sad news no I'm and and unexpected timing yeah but you know what becoming a housewife and the success that it provides for these women like really does change marriages yes that's what Melissa Gorga said on our show once and I never forgot it she was like for and sometimes for the better sometimes for the worst sometimes indifferent but it's just a shift right it happened for her and Joe too it's like you're you spend your whole life your whole marriage being like a mom a housewife picking up the kids cleaning the house making dinner

and then overnight you're like a success and you have this whole career and like those priorities just shift and the husbands are like wait what the fuck happened I where's my dinner and it does affect a lot of marriages and I think that her and Joe like got through it really really well but some people it's just like such a shift that it breaks them yeah and you just are a different person than you were beforehand and those two people did not grow together so it's not always like the worst sad thing I don't think anything nefarious happened to you me neither I just I don't know I I'm just sad. Like, I'm taking it really hard.

I'm sad, and I'm going to hold off on feeling any other emotion until, like, whatever season comes out and, like, Erica explains it to us. Not that we need an explanation, but just, like, you know, she's the one who filed for divorce. So I wonder what she's looking for and what she wasn't receiving. I'm also really excited at the prospect of Erica Jane on the dating scene. Like she's a big time celeb. She's beautiful.

She could really just Brad Pitt. I don't know. She could get whoever she wants. She's fabulous. Yeah. That'll be exciting. But still Tom I'm going to miss seeing him once a season. Oh my God.

Same. No no. I'm taking this really hard. I feel like his support like him showing up to like the club to watch his wife perform and just like hugging her and like really like I'm honestly gonna cry like being so proud of her like that's really all you could hope for in a partner like someone who just like lets you do your thing doesn't like judge you and like just wants the best for you and I'm really taking this very hard yeah me too because I love Tom and I want him to be happy and Erica but I feel like

Tom loves Erica so much I feel like Tom loves Erica more than Erica loves Tom. And 21 years of marriage is a long ass time. So you always mourn when something like that comes to an end because it's sad. Yeah. It's very sad. Damn. I'm so upset. Like there's.

I'm sorry. I'm really upset. We'll keep you posted if we hear anything else. Hopefully the conspiracy theory is true. Hopefully. Yeah. That's something to hold on to. Like they're still in love, but legally just like they think it's best not to be married. Mm-hmm.

Next up, Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba is being bullied by fans. Carrie Ann Inaba tells it like it is and won't be stopping anytime soon. The Dancing with the Stars judge said she was cyberbullied for her pointed critique of Caitlyn and Artem's jive performance on November 2nd. She said, I still get bullied. Right about this time is when people start to bully me because of the way I judge people. I can't believe it still happens as adults. Many fans took issue with the judge docking Bristow and Shigvinsev points this week due to what she considered an illegal lift during their routine.

She said, I want to tell people who bully. It doesn't make me change the way I judge. I'm not about to change because you try to bully me. It only makes me stand stronger in my convictions and what I believe in. So I'm actually like not a Carrie Ann and Abba fan, but I actually really respected this like very candid response to people. Like we're all adults. It's a TV show.

And like, you're literally bullying me on social media because you don't like what I have to say. Like get over yourself. And not only that, you're not changing my mind. If anything, I'm going to be even meaner because of you guys on social media. So we actually really respected that. But I do think there are valid critiques

from the audience, just in terms of A, how Carrie Ann like chooses people to kind of like pick on. And I think in her mind, she sees it as like mentorship, but I think everyone else just sees it as like being picked on. And I kind of wish she would address that because the whole scoring system on Dancing With The Stars is so fecocked or in the words of Emma Roberts cockamamie like it just it makes no fucking sense there's no like standard it's just like every week it's like you it just makes no sense so while I actually really respect this decision I mean this response

I do wish she would actually address some of the valid concerns and critiques about her judging. Got it. And I don't think that's an unfair statement. I don't think that's unfair. I do like her response also. Me too. Just because you don't like what I'm doing doesn't make me do what you want me to do. Yeah, and then just like the broad picture.

Like we are all grown-ass people like watching a television show. Like it ain't that serious. Celebrities dancing. No, it's like, it's so insane. And they're not masquerade. No, and sometimes you just need that kind of perspective to see how fucking insane you're being. Yeah, like look at Caitlin Bristow's outfit here.

So cute. So cute. It's not that serious. You know, it's just like, it's a fun show. It's meant to be lighthearted and good time, family friendly. And it's like these people who like literally, oh my God, god that reminds me I wanted to make a huge shout out to Heather McDonald she is a host of Juicy Scoop podcast I'm sure a lot of you guys know her she posted the

fucking funniest thing on her Instagram yesterday she got an email from like a longtime viewer just the viewer basically like saying she's done with Juicy Scoop. Like Heather, you know, it was really like unclear what her gripe was, but she was just like accusing Heather of like dressing slutty, like it was, and being pornographic. It was so bizarre. And the girl accidentally left her phone number. Woman, grown woman. Yes. Left her phone number in the signature of the email. So Heather decided to call her and just she's like i'm not one to let a customer go and she tried to like salvage this it was so fucking funny and i had so much respect heather posted the whole conversation on her ig tv it was so funny and it really gives you perspective into like this woman when she picked up the phone and it was heather mcdonald's she

was overjoyed she's a huge fan and then she was, I'm sorry. I was in a bad mood. Like, that's my own shit. And it's like, what? It's so delusional that I could, it was a brilliant social experiment. It was. And I really, like, applaud Heather because it's very scary, like, confronting someone who fucking hates you. It was so good and so funny. And if you want to go watch it, it's on our Instagram.

And that's the whole thing here. It's like, look how bent out of shape we're getting over people we don't know. Right. We've got, and go watch it, it's on our Instagram. And that's the whole thing here. It's like, look how bent out of shape we're getting over people we don't know. Right. We've got, and I know I said this earlier in the week,

we've got to start running our business and we've all seriously got to calm down. Like, take it down like 10 notches. Yes, agreed. Mad respect.

That video is hysterical. Yeah, she's so funny. She really is. Okay, next story is some exciting news, I think, for you, for a friends lover and a makeup lover, because there's a new Friends makeup collection at Ulta,

and it's bound to sell out just as quickly as the first. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these photos. If Claudia likes them, maybe we'll share them to our Instagram later, like if she thinks that anyone would care enough to. Let's see these products. It's a coffee cup. I don't know how that's makeup. It's like a lip gloss.

It's like Friends iconography makeup at Ulta. There's a, looks like a tub of Eucerin moisturizer with a pink cap that says Central Perk. You've got to moisturize. Then there's a lip gloss that says Ross on it, which makes no fucking sense. And it has little monkeys on the cap, which is obviously Marcel. Then, oh, this, oh, this is cool. There is a 5, 10, 15, 18 shadow palette where... Can I see the colors?

Yeah, where the... Oh, that's pretty cool. The design is Monica's door. It's the purple door with the yellow frame around it. You mean the one from Vanderpump Rules? Yes. Then, oh, there's another cool... Oh, this is cool.

Oh, so it's not Ulta. It's Makeup Revolution. But it's being sold at Ulta At Ulta yeah There's another palette Looks to be like 20-15 shades That's a yellow cab

Which isn't really Friends And also this is like This is a cab from like The 50s So I don't know how that relates Oh and then there's another makeup That has a lobster on it

That's cute He's a lobster Oh and another eyeshadow palette We'll definitely post these On our Instagram That's a big black coffee mug Like that says Central Perk on it Oh let it. That's cute. He's a lobster. Oh, and another eyeshadow palette. We'll definitely post these on our Instagram. That's a big black coffee mug. Like that says Central Perk on it.

Oh, let me see. That's cute. Oh, I love those colors. Yeah, those look good. Then there's more. Oh, so I guess there's lip glosses for everyone. So Phoebe's has the lobster design on it. Monica's has the doorframe design on it. And Rachel's has the Central Perk logo,

which doesn't make any fucking sense. Then there is loose powder and moisturizer that just have Central Perk on it, and Rachel's has the central perk logo, which doesn't make any fucking sense. Then there is loose powder and moisturizer that just have central perk on it. It's cute. I mean... Would you buy any of it? Makeup Revolution actually is like a great drugstore brand. I'm like not well with how my eye looks.

Sorry, I'm enjoying it. No, I'm enjoying it. I'm freaking out. Makeup Revolution actually is a fabulous drugstore brand, very reasonably priced, and great formulas. So if I were to recommend, I don't know if I would get the lip glosses. They look really shitty. I would get some of the eyeshadow palettes.

And I'm really looking forward to that next story. No kidding. What to do with my hands? Okay, cool. So I'm glad you're looking forward to it. I don't know if to me the show Friends screams makeup or glamour. But I appreciate creativity in all forms, even when it comes to highlighting shows that are in no shape, way or form funny.

Oh, fuck off. The other thing is like, whoever owns the rights to like Friends and like the logos, like they are not letting this cash cow die like they keep doing they did a collab with coffee bean they celebrate every year anniversary like merch it's like one of the highest grossing shows of all time and they don't stop coming up with new revenue streams clothing line with bloomingdales remember like the rachel clothing no i don't but that's cool, but this coffee mug eyeshadow palette is actually stunning. That's like, those are the colors that I use.

It's like nudes, light browns, caramels. Is it caramel or caramel? Caramel. Me too. There's fully an A, so I don't know why people are just like. Just gonna skip over it. Caramel is actually the name of a car service here in New York, and it's spelled C-A-R-M-E-L. Caramel. But that's Carmel.

Yeah, but I'm just saying like, people who say. Six, six, six. Six, six. They actually have like a borderline anti- who say. Six, six, six. Six, six. They actually have like a borderline anti-Semitic. Remember six. Oh my God, they really do. Commercial that runs. And I just have to say, like I actually use Carmel all the time.

Like I think it's a great business. Despite their flagrant anti-Semitism. And I'm not trying to like slander them. Because also my favorite car company just went out of business that I used to take from the airport. Groundlink. I'm so upset. So now I'm using Carmel. And they have this commercial that has been running for a few years and I just want to say like as a Jew like and I'm really not offended by much like I'm definitely offended

by this commercial they're like what are you machigana and then it's just like it's google it it's literally like so fucking anti-semitic and I can't believe more people don't talk about it. But like now it's kind of like endearing. I don't know. It's very bizarre because it's a New York based company. It's just like, know your audience, you know? Yeah, no, it's definitely a strange thing we just sort of allow to happen.

Yeah, I don't know how we got here from friends, but I'm not mad because I've been meaning to talk about that with sugar in a commercial for a while. Six, six, six. If you need to use a- Caramel. use an anti-semitic car service. Jackie, caramel. That's how we got here. But if you do need to use an anti-semitic car service, you should call 666-6666.

Remember six? Driving to the airport. Oh, that was a, they had a good commercial with that one. Go to the airport. Remember six? We're riding around town. town, call, call now. Shop in our movies, remember six. The best ride in town for wherever you want to go.

Carmel is the number to know. Ride Carmel and be on time worldwide and nationwide. 666-6666. Remember six remember six yeah that was a good commercial then they obviously hired a new creative director who hates jews and they came out with what are you machagana no you don't understand the dial six song slaps yeah any if this episode gets to anyone at carmel and i have a feeling that it will i hope so go back to those commercials and I'll be dialing six yeah no and that was like in New York and this is a very niche conversation but like no it's worldwide nationwide right okay this is very okay in New York there's two there's like a very heated competition between dial six and dial seven and to be honest dial

seven has been around longer. And I just think more people know, like you call a taxi, 777-777-777. Yeah, what's their song? It's like, they have a song. No, they have the guy yelling in the middle of the street. When he can't get a taxi to the airport, remember, he's like, Taxi! Okay, whatever, I watch way too much TV.

But all I'm saying is that for a while, Dial 6 really had that song over Dial 7. And I think that, like, that's when Dial 6 became a real, you know, New York staple when they had that 666. But then they decided to transition into, you know, anti-Semitic propaganda. And I do think that that changed things. Okay, but wait. There is a Dial 7 song. And Dial 7 is Carmel, right? No, that's Dial 6, Jackie. You guys, see, it's serious. Jackie, Dial there is a Dial 7 song, and Dial 7 is Carmel, right? No, that's Dial 6, Jackie.

Jackie, Dial 7 is called Dial 7, and you're right. When Dial 6 came out with their smash, their banger, Dial 7 tried to replicate it with their own sad version, and it was- Featuring Brent Morgan. Does anyone want to hear it? Yeah. Hold on. If I hear it.

Ooh, this is beautiful. Beautiful. hold on if I hear it yes beautiful it was too late though dial six head already stolen people's hearts I never heard this okay I've never heard this, but it's a wasted commercial because it's so good. That is. And you know what? That slaps. And you know what? I don't hear any anti-Semitic propaganda in there. And I don't mind that we're not going to be able to monetize this video.

Yeah, I know. We totally just got to be monetized on YouTube because Dial 7 is coming for us. Yeah. Well, no, actually, I think in the battle between 6 and 7, like, we've just taken 7 side. Which is so. Even though. 6, 6, 6.

No, but honestly, for me, it always comes down to price and quality of car. And 6 is superior, in my opinion. Yeah. I guess I would go 6, but it's only because that song stuck in my head. Yeah. But I guess I'm a shugana. Next time you guys are in the city dial six or seven once and then dial seven let us know which what you think yeah let's do a poll okay next story in some relatable news

travis scott has deleted his instagram account to focus on his family so travis scott did not delete his instagram over the weekend because of trolling comments aimed at his batman costume as some people thought he might have 12 who thought? But he deactivated his social media because he's focusing on his family, which includes a two-year-old daughter, Stormy Webster. And his pregnant wife, Kylie. Icon queen went to her first day of school in a $12,000 backpack. And that's something that needs to be focused on. Yeah.

So it definitely feels like Kylie's maybe having morning sickness. And Travis needs to be there for her. And this is all just tracking in my in my predictions I just I actually really love this story I think that social media is like a toxic wasteland and and when celebrities get like so caught up in it it normalizes it so beloved and so successful and it's like oh they too like can't stay away from the drama and need to delete it to focus on their family like I just feel like that's something that we can all relate to. Yeah Cardi B has actually been pretty vocal about that specifically on Twitter she like deletes her

Twitter every week because people are just so fucking nasty and I really like when celebrities talk about it because we all talk about like social media is toxic yeah but then we're all still on it 24-7. I like when they walk the walk. Yeah. In addition to talking the talk. I think it's fabulous. So I'm not, it's not fabulous that for whatever reasons he had to take a break, but normalize taking a break. Normalize it. Okay, our fifth and final story in a little bit of what the fuck the kids are up to.

What the fuck are they up to? TikTok star Zoe Laverne is apologizing for kissing her 13-year-old fan. A 19-year-old TikTok star is facing backlash after a leaked video showed her kissing a 13-year-old fan when they just ended up catching feelings for each other. Zoe Laverne, who has nearly 18 million followers on TikTok, apologized in a live stream this week for her actions, but denied grooming the young fan and fellow tiktoker named connor whose name has been withhold due to his age because he's 13 good she said i didn't groom connor i wouldn't do that he's a kid and i'm aware of that it just happened we were both in a dark place when we first became friends and we both just ended up catching

feelings for each other and friends do that they catch feelings for each other how old is she she's 19 and he's 13 wow that's that's old deeply disturbing she said it's not a bad thing yes the age is a bad thing yes it's wrong yes it's not good we both realized that and we stopped i feel really weird reporting on this story really weird too but like i saw it a lot of people are talking about it like you had heard about it no it's all over my free page and this girl has 18 million fans and I just feel like that's a lot no and like this is just like this is so disgusting so disgusting and people are rightfully outraged I just don't know how we got here like no how did how is this what we're talking about? Like, it's really disturbing. And the kids have gone wild. That's all there is to say.

Yeah. Okay. It's just fucking gross. It's not funny. Like, it's just fucking, like. Sick. The kids are just wild. Yeah.

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Check it out. Check it out. Dear Toasters, if you ever want to write in, deartoasters.gmail.com is a completely anonymous email. You can change names. We'll never use your name. And you can write to write in, deartoasters at gmail.com is a completely anonymous email. You can change names. We'll never use your name. And you can write to us about anything, just like this girl did. Hey, Jackson Claude.

Hey. Long-time listener here. Honestly, my best friend and I are obsessed with the both of you. So we had to get the opinion of two beautiful, stunning, and smart icons in this situation. Behold your ears, because things are about to get weird. For the past two months, my three friends and I have hung out pretty much every weekend and slept over my best friend's house. She has a queen bed, so obviously all four of us can't fit in the bed.

The first time we all slept over, I slept on the couch, as any sane person would, because I was not going to be squished in the bed. The next weekend, I made it a fact that I was not sleeping on the couch again, and it was someone else's turn. My one friend, who was 20, volunteered to sleep with my best friend's younger brother, who's 15. What is going on with the kids today? Who was 15?

You're probably thinking, what the fuck? But just wait. Let's rewind a little here and give you the backstory. Over the past couple months, she has made little comments to him like, do you think I have a nice butt? Am I your type? She also sat on his lap when the car was full, but easily could have squished in the back with the three of us.

Since this has happened, she slept with him and not once, but four times with the door closed. What do we say to end this or simply address this issue? We need your help. Girlfriend, four times. This is truly unacceptable. And this is really fucking weird ass behavior. And you need to stop hanging out with this girl.

And you seriously need to stop letting her in your house and in your little brother's room. This is really fucking weird. This is really weird. Really inappropriate. Call the police. No, literally. Like, and why are you friends with this person? That is the absolute strangest thing I've ever heard. No. No, this. Like, and why are you friends with this person? That is the absolute strangest thing

I've ever heard. No. No, this is so bizarre. So inappropriate. No, it's illegal. This is weird. With the door closed. I'm very uncomfortable

with this information. I wish I did not read this. You have got to step in. Yeah. Ze lo kavod, as we say. Not nice. Ooh, okay, next. Hello, Jackson Claude. How you doing? I've recently found... It's worse now, nice. Ooh, okay, next. Hello, Jackson Claude.

How you doing? I've recently found... Worst now, thanks. Yeah, terrible, actually. Thanks for asking. I've recently found myself in a serious peacle. Let me back up one year. Last Labor Day, I met a very attractive and sexy man in Nashville over Labor Day weekend.

He was so nice and cute, and we have somewhat kept in contact since then. Fast forward to now. I now have a boyfriend who is also sexy and fabulous, and I like him a lot. Recently, the Nashville boy reached out, and typically when he does reach out, it's just a, hey, how are you? Hope things are well type of thing. This time it was, hey, would you like to send me feet pictures? I was drunk when I got the message, so I jokingly said yes, thinking he was kidding. He has now been asking me for feet pics in exchange for money for a week, and he even offered to pay me for a pedicure. Should I do it? I kind of feel slimy sending a guy feet pics for money when I have a boyfriend but on the other hand who doesn't

want some extra dough and what is the harm please give me any and all advice to this uncharted territory for me i just have to uh sincerely a torn toaster um i just have to say like i know this is weird but we're living in unprecedented times and like you've just got to do what you got to do to make money and i don't really think that this is so crazy um is that crazy like I think that if you didn't have a boyfriend I would be like whatever send the pics like get a pedicure you know treat yourself but like because you have a boyfriend like talking to a former fling and sending him photos that are probably turning him on is inappropriate and cheating so if you want a pedicure like and you don't want to pay for it try ask your boyfriend first. Be like hey like you like these feet?

No I don't know. You want to put a little money towards him? I don't know if it's cheating because he's getting sexual pleasure from it and she's not. She's just getting money. No but like she is engaging in an inappropriate relationship outside of her existing relationship. How serious is this relationship? Like you know do you think he's the one? I just think feet pics are a slippery slope especially when you like know the person. You're not just like selling them on the internet to an unknown person. Yeah but then at the same time I don't think that she's ever going to realistically be attracted to this man if she knows he's like a feet foodie. No no I don't think that she's going to like be wooed by his foot fetish but, it's inappropriate behavior outside of the confines of your relationship.

Also, like, to send feet pics for the price of a pedicure, like, I'd raise your price. No, no, he said he would pay for the pedicure and the feet pics. It sounds like he's being very gracious. Very generous. You're a generous benefactor. I don't know, I just think we shouldn't like just brush this opportunity away this job opportunity no you know what opportunity only knocks once and i think that you might want to dip your toe in or maybe like do it once see how it feels yeah if you if you

feel icky afterwards and you're not uncomfortable don't ever do it again block his number delete the text messages maybe if the price is right like you and your boyfriend like you let him know and you're like i have this opportunity once in a lifetime and then you start a business together and then he's like helping buff your toenails moisturizing your feet getting them all shiny setting up the lighting you can take the pictures get the best angle it's a joint venture i think that's your best bet honesty and cash yeah because if you start sending feet pics behind your partner's back, like that's where you're... The dishonesty is the problem.

Yeah, that's where you're getting into trouble. So I would just, I think honesty is the best policy, especially when you're conflicted. And if this is your boyfriend and you guys are, you trust him and you love him, like his opinion, he might be able to provide some advice and feet angles that you couldn't find before. Yeah, no, it's very hard to photograph your feet,

especially if you have a big belly like me. Like I could barely give myself a pedicure without throwing out my back. I can't imagine how I would get a feet picture. And I'm not familiar with the fetishes, yes. But do they like, you know, the sole of the foot, the top, between the toes? I feel like they like toes.

Toes. They wouldn't like mine. No, I have... Anytime I post a picture on Instagram where you can see my foot, people are like, your toes are fucked. Excuse me, literally literally jackie's same i don't know if you guys know i'm releasing a book in january 26 and um not 2026 january 21st in five years january 26 2021 available for pre-order at the link in my bio on girl with no job instagram and girl with no job.com um that's

my foot you see it yeah that's a nice foot. It ain't mine. I literally have like crazy toes that all look different ways. And when I got the book cover and we did all the edits, I was like about to be like approved. And then I saw my toes and I'm like, you guys, you've got to give me a different foot.

And shout out to the art department for really killing. This is a beautiful toe. I feel like people actually might buy my book just so they could jerk off to my foot. And you know what? And they can just like zoom in.

They might buy it like on- A sale's a sale. They might buy a digital copy. Yeah, so they could zoom. So they can zoom. Well, the e-book is available at, on Amazon. Audible as well. You can't see my foot on Audible. But yes, e-book available, you know, nationwide. Yeah, I think we have like genetic weird. Actually, I think my toes are beautiful. I think all toes are beautiful. genetic weird actually I I think my toes are beautiful I think all toes are beautiful I don't think that like we actually do have like the genetics where the um second toe the second toe is a little bit longer well that's just something cute about us and that's what's funny about the movie Shallow Hal is when George Costanza won't date that girl even though she's like stunningly beautiful because her second toe is taller than her first and like as a kid I was like so was mine

and then on my left foot which is actually the foot on the book cover my fourth toe just kind of like doesn't have a bone in it it's like crazy rogue no like sometimes it gets stuck under my middle toe and it's like ow do you have that too yes and when the nail's too long it like digs Ben thinks it's so wild like he cannot get over it oh I didn't know you had that too and i also have a freckle on the back of my right middle toe and margaret has a freckle in the same spot whoa all right last year toasters hello jackie and claudia first of all i just want to say i love you guys so much and i'm so glad your puppy family is growing oh my god thank you so much that means the world we're we're thrilled and ecstatic ourselves yeah she's here and she's beautiful i've been dating my

boyfriend for a year now and I'm having some problems. He's such a gentleman and I love him with my whole heart. One thing that has been bothering me though is the fact that he doesn't post anything with me

on any social media platform. Stories, posts, etc. We recently did a fun little photo shoot in the city and we got a ton of cute pictures. I posted a few. They were so cute. I asked if he planned

to post something. He told me that he didn't know which picture to post and he asked his two sisters. After asking them, the two sisters told him not to post a picture with me because his larger family living abroad will judge him. What? Excuse me?

His parents don't care and know he is dating me, but the rest of his family does not know because they would not approve of our relationship. We're not from the same religion. I understand what it's like to have a very judgmental family, as my family is the same, but I have learned that as long as I am happy and my parents are well nothing else matters. He showed me the group chat with his sisters and I believed him when he told me he wanted to do it but I am just a little upset. There are girls who hang out with his friends who don't know the full truth and try to hit on him because they think he doesn't care about the relationship since he

doesn't post anything with me. Please help. Honestly at first I was going to be like oh girl like who cares like boys don't really post on social media, but this is more layered. Yeah. And it's indicative of a larger issue, which we've just uncovered. Yeah. And so I think the two of you need to like reconcile that piece of your relationship and make the decision after a year, you know, that is like shit or get off the pot time and make the decision if you guys are committed to each other, ready to take on some of the

judgments from each of your families and to stand together against it. And I think eventually whatever decision that you make, the social media posts will follow. But it seems like that's something that you guys both need to get on the same page about. Yeah. I feel like in situations like this,

it's not uncommon for the girl to be more kind of progressed in like her independence and like not caring what people think whereas like boys are still kind of behind in that sense so I wouldn't feel bad that you're in this situation because I think a lot of women have been in this situation too I just think how you handle it is and what do you want to happen you want to be together with this man and so you got to put it out there like he if he doesn't know how can you you blame him? Yeah. You have to confront the issues. Assume and but first decide like what outcome you really and truly want. And I just want to say like I think enough with the sisters.

Like you're posting on your Instagram. You have to consult your sisters about it. That sounds like an unhealthy boundary. Sorry. Yeah. But I wouldn't get so hung up on the social media aspect. Same. Because that's just symptomatic of the conflict going on.

And this conflict can be resolved. Yes, I agree. You guys just both have to have a tough conversation and decide what you want for your futures. And if you talk to him about it and you make it all about the post, he's just going to be like, oh, girls and social media. You really have to spell it out for him. It's not about that.

And that will come once you resolve the actual problem at hand here which is the religion the family the kind of weird uh purgatory that you're in yeah where are we taking this thing which way are we going duty i hope it works out though me too um love conquers all those were some great dear toasters again if you ever want to write in you are always welcome to us, deartoasters at gmail.com. And it is always kept anonymous, and we can change people's names if you want. And if you've written us in the last couple weeks and want to update us on what happened, please, we would really appreciate that. I love updates.

We'd love to hear from you. You know what? We never get updates. I'm just going to take it as a sign. No news is good news. I agree. Everything worked out. No, it's like my husband and I are so happy together. We trust each other so much.

We forgot to update you. Yeah, we're just on our honeymoon again. You know? I believe that as well. We took a break from social media because we're so happy. So happy. That is our show for you guys. We hope you enjoyed it.

Hump Day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. Take care of yourselves. And have a snack. Maybe make a chili. Now you have to. Tag us in your chilis. I used meat. Jackie did not so there's

options for everyone so i've made this chili about four times in quarantine now and i think i'm ready to graduate to a new chili recipe i'm sorry martha stewart it took ben like 30 minutes i know i just am like weird about cooking i know you are like i'm like deathly afraid of like raw meat it's fucking gross it's gross and and I'm just like I always am so concerned that I don't cook the meat enough that I overcook it and I like waste good meat I don't know I feel that it's tough I feel that way about eggs too I fucking hate eggs like I think they're literally the most disgusting fucking things ever slimy little shit slimy and like only you know only at like a very nice hotel do I feel like eggs are made well but

like usually they're like a runny and so yellow and it's like it's fucking sick I think eggs are so disgusting and like when you make them at home they're either burnt with crisp or like runny and um I've always been scared of runny eggs yeah oh and not to mention it's like literally eating fetuses like there's just something weird about it well that part no thank you but now that I've been on trying to do low carb I've been eating a lot of eggs and it never gets easier no it doesn't but that's our show you guys hope you have an amazing day thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching us on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're

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