The Toast - S3 Ep186: Gayshia for Tayshia: Wednesday, November 11th, 2020

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

Jason Momoa Reveals He Was "Completely in Debt" After Being Killed Off Game of Thrones (E! Online) Adam Sandler's 'Hubie Halloween' is most popular Netflix film of 2020 (NY Post) Christina A...guilera joins Jay-Z's Roc Nation, apparently (Page Six) McDonald's unveils its own meatless burger McPlant, a year after Beyond Meat test (Yahoo Finance) Tom Selleck, Adam Drive and More Stars Who've Served in the Military (PEOPLE) The Bachelorette Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy hump day. It is Wednesday. We are not that close, but we're almost there. We're getting over the hump. I know, but you know, it's so early. Like, hopefully when you guys are listening to this episode,
Starting point is 00:00:16 like, the majority of hump day is behind you. But for us, we're at the bottom of the hill. Like, it's right in front of us. We're at, like, the top of the hill, a little more hill, about to go downhill. Usually this top of the hill is easier because you are able to hump someone you love, but there are no puppers here today. I almost brought Bruno today. I did. I was like, today's going to be the day, but he had such a good day yesterday on his schedule. Like I don't want to jinx anything, but no, everything was outside or on the mat. And so I was like, I need to replicate, I need to get him
Starting point is 00:00:42 into this groove. So I didn't want to disturb his peace by bringing him here today. I know he would have had an accident on this carpet because it looks like a big wee wee pad. So I was like, no Bruce today, but maybe tomorrow, you know, there's always tomorrow. Well, the reason why the hump himself, Theo, is not here today is because I was obviously going to bring him as I do every day, most days. But I have right after this to head to the studio for like six hours to start recording my audio book. And so I couldn't bring Theo to that. So like it was just a ruin my schedule, but I'm very excited to get started on my audio book. You can now pre-order it. Link in my bio on Instagram or girlwithnojob.com slash book.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Right. So even though Theo isn't here, don't get confused. It is still hump day. It can be confusing. It can be. And it's also veterans day so we want to thank all of our service men and women women active service members former service members we thank you we appreciate you and we salute you we really do thank you we are the land of the free because of the brave um so i've kind of been on this like journey in my living room i told you like i'm just watching so much stuff and i started a show last night that I just, I think it bears discussion. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:48 It's only three episodes in. Actually, the fourth one aired last night, but I didn't watch it. It's called A Teacher. I heard about it on your Instagram. It's on FX. So it's like FX is obviously just putting out content with Filthy Rich. I also watched the new episode of Filthy Rich. Filthy Rich is on Fox.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Can be confusing because there's just an O. Yeah. I wonder if A Teacher is on Fox. Can be confusing because there's just an O. Yeah. I wonder if a teacher is on Fox or FX. I don't know. I feel like it's on FX because I haven't heard of it. And it's a little dirty. FX is a little more niche. So the premise is Kate Mara.
Starting point is 00:02:15 She's, you know, a beautiful young girl. She's like a young teacher. So she's like in her, you know, lower 30s. Oh, she's the teacher. Yes. And the guy, the kid from Love, Simon, he's just like that cutie. Okay. He plays the high school senior.
Starting point is 00:02:28 And it's obviously about this, you know, tawdred love affair. I do believe that, like, the affair has already started in the show. So, like, I believe they get caught and, like, the police, like, the trial is more of the show. But, wow, it's really problematic. Like, I hate to be, like, such a weenie, but it's really problematic like I hate to be like such a weenie but it's really really problematic the show I'm really shocked that like this got greenlit because they are very much like romanticizing and glamorizing this relationship where like at times you find yourself like rooting for them even though it's like pedophilia it's grooming and they do start and end every show
Starting point is 00:03:02 with like a screen that has resources for people. Like if you or someone you know needs help with grooming or whatever, go to a teacher resources dot org. But like it's so bizarre because it's so it's not at least not yet. It's not being painted out to be like a wrong relationship. It's they're making it out to be like love. It's so bizarre, Jackie. And it's you feel so dirty watching it. But it's also like kind of good you
Starting point is 00:03:25 know well that actually reminds me about this book that we read for the redheads called My Dark Vanessa and it's a very similar situation it's a male teacher and he's like in his 40s I can envision the actors that you're talking about and they do look more similar in age than the book that we've read but it is it's extremely disturbing yeah and but I think that I don't know where your series is going to lead you but I think it's going to ultimately make a very important point and the what you perceive as the glamorizing of it right now might just be what they're trying to show you as what other people like normalize yeah maybe you know yeah yeah yeah no I mean I'll see where it goes like I definitely really like it it's just, I just wasn't expecting to like,
Starting point is 00:04:06 to just watch that yesterday. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I totally understand. I'm jealous that you got to watch some premium content because I weirdly had like the busiest day ever yesterday. I was watching The Bachelor until midnight. Like that's how my day just got so pushed back. I went to the Live Method to work on myself for the first time in like a few months
Starting point is 00:04:25 and it was really tough, but they're doing a great job over there. And they have this machine that like tells you your body composition. Scary. No, no, no. It was so depressing for me. Like what has happened to my body composition over the last eight months is a travesty, a true travesty. And I was glad to be back I'm definitely feeling motivated then Dana came over she and I did a podcast for the Patreon like about our friendship you know going down memory lane talking about she's been a COVID bride so she's talking about her experience and honestly it was so much fun it was so funny we did a podcast once before and it got such rave reviews the episode will go up today I'm so excited for you guys to hear it because like I loved it so much.
Starting point is 00:05:07 And I don't know if it was just because like I was hanging out with my friend. Because it's like about you, yeah. No, and we just like think we're funny. But it was hysterical. So I'm really excited for you guys to hear that. And so my, yeah, my night just got like backed up, backed up. Bruno was being sweets all day. Was it just me or was the episode of The Bachelorette five hours long?
Starting point is 00:05:24 It was so long and we will get to it in our tv recap segment but i just i just want to put it out there like we're technically episode one we've like reset and i'm i'm fatigued that is five hours of my life i'll never get back yeah i mean it was only two hours but i know what you mean there's no proof that it was only two hours like i was it wouldn't end Every time I went to like go to the next commercial, like skip commercials, my tracker was like a quarter of the way through. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:05:50 It was real. I watched it live and it was just, it was very real, you know? Like it was. Also when I don't watch live, I like can also be on Instagram because the snatcher is posting memes. Check her out.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It's the snatcher. And I don't want to like get a spoiler. But I also don't want to be told that or persuaded on what to think. So thatler and i don't want to like get a spoiler yeah i also don't want to be told that or persuaded on what to think so that's why i don't check out the memes or like i can't watch my sister's stories and like that hurts i miss my sister no also the bachelor is like the perfect show where like you must be on your phone at the same time like it is not titillating enough to watch on its own yeah um i have a ton of notes from the recap so we will definitely get into that and now we're very much in After Dale.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, no, well, not that much because he was on our screens last night again. Oh, yeah, yeah. Next week, After Dale. And we also have Dear Toasters today, which is our advice segment. So we will be doing that and the Bachelorette recap after the Fast Five stories. And we have some great stories today, so I think we could jump right in if that's cool to everyone. If that's cool to everyone. It's an extremely hasty jump in.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Is it extremely hasty? No, no, no. I think it's been a number of minutes. It's been a number of minutes. Let's just do it. So without further ado, these are the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And yes, Jackie, but we have a brand new sponsor today that is so pertinent to every toaster who's ever existed. I love a BNS.
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Starting point is 00:09:01 it's just so silly the fact like this brand just being 6.3 ounce bottles like it's genius. It's solving a problem. Yeah and that's what they say on Shark Tank. Like do not come into the tank if you're not solving a problem. Okay first story about one of our favorite guys we haven't had an opportunity to talk about in a pretty good amount of time. Jason Momoa reveals he was completely in debt after being killed off of Game of Thrones.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yes I saw this. He did a very sexy photo shoot in this interview. Within style, the Aquaman star recalled how he struggled to pay the bills after his character Khal Drogo was killed off of Game of Thrones in 2011. Game of Thrones is arguably the most successful TV show of the past decade. It smashed an Emmy's record by earning 32 nominations for its final run, the most ever for a single season. At the 2019 Emmy's, Game of Thrones took home the prize for Outstanding Drama Series and won 11 more trophies.
Starting point is 00:09:51 However, season one actor Jason Momoa didn't benefit much from the initial Game of Thrones boom. This week, he revealed that his quick stint as Khal Drogo did not grant him the fame and fortune that his co-stars would go on to experience. The HBO fantasy series, hailed as one of the best book-to-TV adaptations, skyrocketed the careers of its stars Sophie Turner, Macy Williams, Emilia Clarke, and Kit Harington. Yet, Jason Momoa told InStyle, I mean, we were starving after Game of Thrones. I couldn't get work.
Starting point is 00:10:19 It's very challenging when you have babies and you're completely in debt. He said that it wasn't until his financial situation only improved about five years later once he was cast as Aquaman in a string of films based on the DC comics. So wait, when he said we were starving, he was with Lisa Benet? Lisa Benet, and they had babies.
Starting point is 00:10:37 But doesn't she have tons of money? Cosby Show? Yeah, I'm sure. But you know, he was out of work after you know no by the way it is very interesting like that call like Jason Momoa came from Khal Drogo Khal Drogo was this iconic character but if you watch his show he was legit in four episodes and although he left a lasting mark like in our hearts not really on the television show because he was barely in it and then he got killed so yeah it no it's weird that this huge career came from that when like he was barely on the show no i mean and also he was
Starting point is 00:11:10 just one of those deaths that it's like not only is this so hard for the viewers you know because this is one of our favorite characters now but then you do have to think about the actor who only got like one season role in that's the biggest show of all time right like imagine being ned stark and imagine getting that part and being like i'm the patriarch of the biggest show of all time. Right. Like imagine being Ned Stark and imagine getting that part and being like, I'm the patriarch of the biggest family on the biggest show. This is going to be the biggest show. And like, it's literally centered around me. I am the moral compass of the show.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I am the show. You think I'm going to become a billionaire. Final. Spoiler alert. Penultimate episode season one. I'm gone. Head guillotine out of here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 No, it's back to the audition process of here. Yeah. No, it's... Back to the audition process for me. Totally. No, totally. And I actually never really thought about that with Jason Momoa. I just think he's so like extraordinary looking and talented that like he was never not going to become a star. But you do have to think about those years. The time in between Game of Thrones and Aquaman.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I also think we watched season one of Game of Thrones like two years after it was released. And there was this five-year lull for him, he says. So like by the time we heard about Aquaman, it just like seemed like that was a hop, skip and a jump, not a five-year period where he was struggling. Yeah. Also, this is totally unrelated, but after The Bachelorette last night,
Starting point is 00:12:20 I know you probably didn't watch it because you didn't get done until midnight, but I got done at 10 o'clock. They had this Road to the CMAs thing hosted by Reba and Darius Rucker. And I actually thought it was really interesting because they had a little roundtable with Darius Rucker, Jimmy Allen, Ashley McBride. And I'm so sorry, I don't know the fourth guy's name. I had literally never heard of him. And I'm country music's biggest fan.
Starting point is 00:12:38 And it was country music's second biggest night. Yeah, and I literally never seen this. It was the night before country music's biggest night. I've never seen this man. I apologize to this man. I night before country music's biggest night. I've never seen this man. I apologize to this man. I have no idea who this man is. I'm sorry to this man.
Starting point is 00:12:49 So they were talking about how this has been super tough for them mostly because they have crew and bands who they can't pay because they're not making shows.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And a lot of them really opened up about what they did. Darius Rucker was like, I paid my band for as long as I could but you have no money coming in.
Starting point is 00:13:04 You can't keep sending money out. And Jimmy Allen, he literally made me cry. Do you know what they did. Like Darius Rucker was like, I paid my band for as long as I could, but like you have no money coming in. Like you can't keep sending money out. And Jimmy Allen, like he literally made me cry. Do you know what he did? He's like, I just went to the bank and I got the biggest loan I could and they gave me 45 years to pay back
Starting point is 00:13:14 and I'm still paying my entire band and crew. Like it was, I couldn't believe like, and that's like not something he was like bragging about. Like he didn't read it in People Magazine, but they were just talking openly about like how difficult it's been
Starting point is 00:13:23 for like the band who's been with them forever to like not be able to make money during COVID and like how difficult it's been for like the band who's been with them forever to like not be able to make money during COVID and like how it's just been a really difficult time for country music, not for like the major celebrities,
Starting point is 00:13:30 but for like all the people that make country music happen. Yeah. Crew, truck drivers. But then also for those bigger players, like it sounds like they have this like sense of guilt that they can't, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:40 they have a lot of people that rely on them. Right, that's what Jimmy Allen said. He's like, if the music never came back, like I would be okay. Like, but my crew, like they have families, kids, wives rely on them. Right. That's what Jimmy Allen said. He's like, if the music never came back, like I would be okay. Like, but my crew, like they have families,
Starting point is 00:13:48 kids, wives. And it was just like, it was really interesting conversation about like the music industry, about how like, no one's worried about celebrities. Like they're going to be fine, but there's so many people underneath the celebrity that like get,
Starting point is 00:13:59 that get the celebrity to the stage. And I thought it was a really well done conversation. They also talked a lot about just like how COVID and the Black Lives Matter movement has impacted country music. And it was just a very, I don't know if they do that every year, but it was a really well done like little montage. That sounds really good. It was excellent.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Robin Roberts. No, not Robin Roberts. Yeah, Robin Roberts. She hosted it. Oh, wow. Well, the CMAs are on tonight. So I look forward to that. And also. Real Housewives
Starting point is 00:14:26 of Salt Lake City. And Real Housewives of Orange County. But I was going to say one more thing about what you were just saying. Let's see. Oh, I was just going to say, whenever concerts come back, I'm going to one every single night. Same. Just to support everyone. Also, do you know what I did last night? I watched our CMA red carpet. From which year? Last year. Okay. That's like, I think last year's. Actually, which year do you think was the best? I think two years ago where I showed my arm. I think so too.
Starting point is 00:14:50 It was just like super casual. And I think we did a really good job. But I also think, I think we do a great job every year. Me too. I would actually. We had the best spot our first year. Yes. Accidentally.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Accidentally. Someone messed up. Yeah. But last year we had like the most street cred we've ever had but also last year we had the worst spot on the red carpet right but last year I think I looked my best because the year before I guess for some reason like mentally I was just like not feeling myself so I wore like long sleeves and um I don't think that I needed to well I watched it and you know what like I don't really like to watch myself I like I obviously
Starting point is 00:15:24 watched my comedy special because like I needed to edit it and stuff. But I just don't really like to watch myself because I'm very critical and I deserve it because I was being an animal at the CMA Awards. Like literally talking so fast, talking over everyone, hugging people when they did not want to be hugged. Like I was an animal. So like now I'm just like really motivated to get back to the CMA so I can wrong all my rights.
Starting point is 00:15:43 So you can remedy the situation? Oh no, sorry. Right all my wrongs. Okay, next story. Some interesting streaming numbers news that just like isn't making sense to me. Okay. Adam Sandler's new movie, Hubie Halloween. Have you heard of it?
Starting point is 00:15:58 You haven't heard of it? No, I literally spent all my time on Netflix. I had, I don't know what to call it, the distinct displeasure of watching the movie. What? Yeah, I watched it because- That's so not like you. Zach really wanted to watch it.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And I was like, I didn't have a better suggestion. Right. So I was like, Hubie Halloween, it is for us. Compromise, you guys, that's marriage. And it was like, you know, it's weird. The movie stunk. Yeah. But the end of it, the message, and I don't want to spoil the end because I actually liked
Starting point is 00:16:27 how it ended. Okay, but I'm literally never going to watch it. So please spoil it for me. Okay, if you're going to watch it, don't listen to this. I'll give you a wave when I'm done spoiling it. So basically, Hubie Halloween, he's like this town joke. He loves Halloween. And every Halloween, they live in Salem, Massachusetts.
Starting point is 00:16:42 So Halloween is like balls to the wall. But every Halloween, the entire town plays pranks on him. Like mean pranks. Throws stuff at him on his bicycle. And all he wants to do is like make Halloween the best for everyone. But like he's literally getting bullied from the kids, from the adults, from his peers. He's lived in the town his whole life. And his whole life they've bullied him on Halloween.
Starting point is 00:17:03 And someone is taking revenge on his behalf on Halloween. Like literally like snatching people. You know, we don't know where they go the whole movie. They just disappear. And it's like, who is doing all of this? And it's unclear that they're doing it in defense of Hubie. It just seems like there's like a witch going around in Salem. No, it doesn't feel like a do-gooder.
Starting point is 00:17:24 It's like, who's the kidnapper? And also there was like an escape from a mental institution. So you think it's that person. Anyways, at the end of the movie, it turns out that it was Hubie's mom who was doing all of these things to teach all these people a lesson. Like, you're so mean to my son.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Like, stop. Stop being so mean to me. He's a good person. He only wants the best for this town. She brought them all to her backyard to yell at them. For so mean to me. He's a good person. Yeah. He only wants the best for this town. She like brought them all to her backyard to like yell at them. For being mean to him. That's actually so funny. And like I actually liked how it ended just like his mom taking up for him and like wasn't
Starting point is 00:17:55 going to stand for him to like be bullied on another Halloween. So I liked how it ended. Oh my that's so funny. That doesn't sound like anything I would literally ever watch. But what's the... Oh we're done. Spoiler's done. Spoiler.
Starting point is 00:18:07 That movie is the most popular Netflix film of 2020. Of all the time people have spent on Netflix this year, that movie is the most popular film. Well, now let me ask a few questions. Is it the most popular Netflix original movie? Probably. Let's just go with Netflix original, sure. Okay, and so what other Netflix originals have there been?
Starting point is 00:18:29 The Kissing Booth 2, To All the Boys I Loved Before 2. Mm-hmm. What else? I feel like there are so many, and a lot of them are action movies, and we don't watch them. I guess, you know what? This isn't, like, that surprising to me. It is surprising just because I haven't seen any, like, marketing for it,
Starting point is 00:18:42 so I don't know how many people would know about it, and it hasn't popped up on my home screen but I feel like Adam Sandler has a huge audience of people his age but then all of his movies are like very kid-friendly was it a child-friendly movie yes yeah so this actually makes like a little bit of sense but it's only crazy that like I literally have never heard of this movie in my entire life and like all I do is sit at home on the Netflix app right and as you guys know he has this huge deal with Netflix we got uh Murder Mystery which I would liked Sandy Wexler couldn't get through The Do-Over The Ridiculous Six he has more movies coming out with Netflix and like when I saw this movie I was like but like I actually can't believe that that is like it's
Starting point is 00:19:19 so successful I'm like absolutely shook that of all the movies that you just named I've never seen one of them you saw Murder Mystery Jennifer Aniston no no I know what it is I never saw it oh I didn't mind it I just I don't know why I actually really really like Adam Sandler as everything except an actor do you know what I mean like I think he's a really funny comedian I love him as a celebrity but I never saw just go With It I never saw um the one with Chris Rock Grown Ups oh yeah I never I did see Click and Spanglish both of which are fucking amazing brilliant genius spectacular throw it in a blender give birth to it do you see Uncut Gems nope no and I didn't hear I heard like I think critics gave it good reviews
Starting point is 00:20:05 my peers gave it bad reviews i trust my peers over critics literally any day yeah so yeah i just thought that was an interesting factoid yeah it says a lot about like our our society what we're up to we're just looking for things for our kids to watch so we can go back to the kitchen and have more usual wine yeah literally okay next story some. Next story. Some exciting news, I think. Christina Aguilera apparently is joining Jay-Z's Rock Nation. Interesting. Like the record label. Yes. So there's been no official announcement yet, but the beautiful singer's bio has appeared on the agency's website. She'll be in the coveted company of Rihanna, J. Cole, Alicia Keys, and Meek Mill. That's so interesting. Her last album was released
Starting point is 00:20:45 in 2018 so I think we can expect some sort of announcement soon. I just think like this is like a good move for her and also maybe signals new music from Christina Aguilera. I mean I don't know if I were her like I wouldn't be putting out music because people don't respect like the work that she does. No. Seriously. Because they never respected Lotus. Yeah. I would never give them anything else. I wouldn't give them a drop of my time. No. Energy, spirituality, none of that. But girls got to eat.
Starting point is 00:21:11 So I'm sure she does have to release some music. And this is very interesting. I feel like Roc Nation, it's actually been very cool to be like a fan of pop culture for the last like 10 years and see Roc Nation go from like being a startup to like being like literally a billion dollar company.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, for sure. Beyonce is at Roc Nation, obviously, right? I'm not sure. I feel like she's not. I feel like she's at Columbia. She would have been on that short list I just read. Right, but isn't it Jay-Z's company? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I don't know how the music industry works. I don't know how you mix business and pleasure, too. Also, she had been managed by the legendary Irving Azoff, who we know as a family friend of the Kardashians. Always comes back to our girls. Always comes back. Literally all of Hollywood, in one way or another, whether it be through business or family, can be drawn into that Kardashian, Jenner, David Foster family tree.
Starting point is 00:21:58 That is the center of Hollywood. A hundred percent. It's the birthplace of Hollywood, and everything else exists because... Sprouts from the tree. Sprouts, thank you. The roots are there. The Jenner, the Kardashian roots, then the OJ and then Linda Thompson. Like it's all just connected to the Kardashians. Totally. So some exciting news for Christina. We haven't spoken about her. This is just a day of extremely random stories and I'm here for it. Can I just say something I really love about Christina, even though she's like kind of been like irrelevant, you could say. No, she's on The Voice
Starting point is 00:22:23 sometimes. Not anymore. Okay. Kelly Clarkson replaced her but she was. But I feel like The Voice is kind of like a revolving door like you might be out one season but you're back the next sort of thing. Yeah. But I also don't watch so tell me if I'm wrong. Yeah no you're right. I mean forever it was just the four. CeeLo Green, Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, and Christina. Yeah. Yeah and then she was gone and she was gone for good. And then they like threw Miley in there for a minute, but I don't know if she was well-received. Now I think they're going on second season, not changing anyone.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Blake Shelton, and... Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani. Yeah, because I just saw a commercial that's like, Gwen is back. So it's like the door swung again, you know? Oh, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she was on and then she wasn't.
Starting point is 00:23:03 And Alicia Keys was on and she did great. So I feel like it's never like you're gone for good. It's like they just switch it up. Honestly, I can't believe that Blake Shelton has literally, it's like out of all of them, the one who's never left. He's very good at it. And Adam Levine. He's not on anymore.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Oh, bye. So just Blake Shelton. Like he's the mainstay. Yeah. He put that franchise on his back. If you like the voice, Dayton and I, in one of our stories that we tell,
Starting point is 00:23:24 we've told it before. I can't believe, someone was like, tell this story again. And I was like, I can't believe that you guys even know this story. I can't believe I told it because it's like so embarrassing. And it relates back to The Voice in a really funny way. So make sure to check it out. Make sure to check it out. I'll get that episode up for you guys as soon as possible. What I was going to say about Christina Aguilera is that even though she's been like
Starting point is 00:23:39 low-key for a while, I love how much she's like a fan of pop culture. Like she invited Bethany and a bunch of housewives to her birthday party. When Kylie dressed as her for Halloween, Kylie got invited to her birthday party. She goes on Watch What Happens Live. I think she watches a lot of Bravo. And I just like, I love a celebrity who like enjoys, has similar interests to me. Agreed. Okay, this next story is really exciting news for me and probably for a lot of you McDonald's is unveiling its own meatless burger the McPlant a year after the Beyond Meat taste test am I delusional or did we already report on this because literally I saw this yesterday and I'm like we reported on this when we were
Starting point is 00:24:18 back in our pink studio like I know it maybe we reported on this Beyond Meat test but I've never I've never said the word McPlant before. Okay, really? Then tell me why when we were driving with Ben this summer and we went to a McDonald's and we asked if they had a plant-based burger because we like, it's been in our brain. I'm telling you like. Yeah, no, of course.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Then they said no. And then we went to Burger King. I just thought like maybe they didn't have it. At that one. Yeah. I think that there have been some McDonald's that carried some of this Beyond Meat because they did a test. And I think that's what we reported on. It's coming back to Burger King. I just thought like maybe they didn't have it. At that one. Yeah. I think that there have been some McDonald's that carried some of this Beyond Meat because they did a test. And I think that's what we reported on.
Starting point is 00:24:48 It's coming back to me now. In a few cities, they tested Beyond Meat burgers. And I guess it went well. And I guess. Why did it take so long? I don't know. I feel like Burger King rolled them out in a day. No, every single big fast food chain has meatless options.
Starting point is 00:25:00 And McDonald's is honestly behind the curve. Which is crazy because in every other sense, they've always been like the leading fast food chain. Like their marketing is always better. They're just like, they're just the supreme. Yeah. So they're really a little too late if you're going to ask me. Well, I'm selfishly glad because it's like more plant-based options for us. Like kosher queens, vegetarian, plant-based vegan etc i don't know and because
Starting point is 00:25:28 we haven't filmed our video yet of us doing all these different fast food taste tests and now we can get more stuff at mcdonald's is it going to be rolled out okay here's the deets the big mac or mcplant that will soon be the two options consumers in line at mcdon McDonald's will have for their latest high-calorie fast food dinner. Mean. Wait, high calorie? I mean, I guess it's not low calorie. I know, but it's still a burger and a bun. How many calories does grass have? No, but what about the burger?
Starting point is 00:25:54 I mean, the bun. It's just like, and then you get the fries. The Golden Arches said Monday it has developed a plant-based patty it will dub the McPlant. A McDonald's spokesperson tells Yahoo Finance the McPlant will be put into test in 2021 on a plant-based patty. It will dub the McPlant. A McDonald's spokesperson tells Yahoo Finance the McPlant will be put into test in 2021 on a market-by-market basis. So it sounds like, you know, nothing's happening for us until 2021.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Can I say something a little controversial? So I guess the video will have to wait until 2021. Oh, that's true. I think that works for our schedule. Yeah. I don't like the name McPlant. Like, it doesn't... Like, McChicken just rolls off the tongue like
Starting point is 00:26:25 big mac like you know like mcplant like it just it doesn't work for me i think it should have been like mcveg i don't know like they could have come up with something but uh i like mcveg and they should make a veggie burger it's not a veggie burger but it's not a veggie burger i actually like mcplant no i don't it's funny it's too many like consonants mcplant like do you know what i mean yeah but i think i think you should say it like that. McPlant. If you extend the A, it rolls off the tongue. McPlant.
Starting point is 00:26:51 It doesn't work for me. I'm going to come up with a better option and I will pitch it. I'm going to go to the window and be like, hi, can I get a McPlant? You know what it really is? Because it's so gross. It's a McNasty. That's so mean. Hurtful yucking my yums.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Hurtful. I'm sorry sorry i didn't mean to yuck your yums i'm sure they had like countless hours of meetings workshops brainstorms about this name and so you're definitely hurting someone's feelings and i'm sure they thought of everything and like just know that mcplant was the best they could do but do you think it would be a day at the episode an episode of the morning shows if i didn't hurt someone's feelings no and or if you didn't yuck someone's yums yes so true i true. I'm the queen of yucking yums. Just because, honestly, everything is yuck. To you.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah. And everything is yum to me. Fifth and final story, a little Veterans Day story. Some of our favorite celebs who have served in the military. Jax Taylor was in the Navy. He's not included on this People magazine list. But I think it's important that people don't forget that. Like, when I first read that,
Starting point is 00:27:47 he got profiled by Complex Magazine at the height of Vanderpump Rules and they said he was in the Navy and I was like, what? Like, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:53 You just forget, like, they had lies before Vanderpump Rules. Sorry, keep going. A hundred percent. So here are some stars who have served in the military. One, Tom Selleck.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Of course he has. Like, because would he be my dream man? Like, of course, of course that mustache was in Korea or something. Bea Arthur from Golden Girls. Oh, wow. Morgan Freeman. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Hugh Hefner. What? Adam Driver. What? Yep. He joined the Marines shortly after September 11th. How old is he? He was 17.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Oh my goodness. Tony Bennett. I don't know why. After a certain age, it's like, of course you were in the military. Right. So I'm not shocked by Tony Bennett. Rob Riggle. I love Rob Riggle.
Starting point is 00:28:41 He's a cutie. He is a cutie. And those KFC commercials are pretty good. Johnny Cash. Okay, it makes sense. He is a cutie. And those KFC commercials are pretty good. Johnny Cash. Okay, makes sense. Clint Eastwood. Of course. Elvis Presley.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Yes, makes sense. Ice-T. Ice-T? Mm-hmm. You mean Tutuola? Yep, he joined the Army's 25th Infantry Division after high school. Wow, that's so interesting. Robin Quivers from the Howard Stern stern show no way she was a nurse
Starting point is 00:29:08 in the air force rising to the rank of captain this is so interesting isn't this interesting jimmy hendrix okay humphrey bogart i'm gonna age myself i don't know who that is um he's but the name is definitely like old-timey like gone with The Wind vibes. But... Yeah, yeah. Can't put a face to the name. Chuck Norris. I think I know who that is. Yeah. Yeah. Does he have like red hair?
Starting point is 00:29:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dodgeball. He's from Dodgeball. Jimmy Stewart. He's from It's a Wonderful Life and Vertigo, I think. Oh, yes. Of course.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Vertigo. How could I forget? James Earl Jones. I definitely know him. He's got a great voice. Yes, he was... He did the's got a great voice. Yes. He did the voice in The Lion King. Yes, he was in The Lion King
Starting point is 00:29:47 and he voiced Darth Vader in Star Wars. Got it. Okay. Yeah. So that's people's list. Wow. I think the most shocking of all of that is Adam Driver and Ice-T.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Because they're the most contemporary. Young, yeah. And some of the older folks might have been drafted. Right. But they enlisted. I can't believe they excluded Jax Taylor I know I feel
Starting point is 00:30:05 like some like that list could definitely I'm sure there are more just depends like what you consider like a big star oh like Jax Taylor on the same list as Elvis Presley like I'm not sure yeah I do think that might not add up for some people right like I didn't see any other reality stars such a shame yeah um that was a great article and I didn't know most of that just a fun way to celebrate Veterans Day so let's do our Bachelorette recap, which is brought to you by Legacy Box. Oh, love Legacy Box. Guys, please listen up because this is one of those brands where it's like, what was the Legacy Box code?
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Starting point is 00:32:11 Or gift yourself. Gift yourself the gift of memories. Okay, so here are my bachelorette notes. We started this episode brand new. The guys are waiting. They don't know what's happening and Tayshia walks in. Yes, and the reaction is everything you could hope a group of 16 men would react to seeing you. Of course.
Starting point is 00:32:27 But at the same time, I was really, really impressed with Tayshia because I feel like no one's guiding her. Like, they just like threw her and they're like, go. Whereas like Chris Harrison, you're supposed to walk everyone through and like tell everyone what's going on. And I felt like she handled it like a champ. That's like a very hard situation to walk into. She was so charismatic and not awkward.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Like she commanded like the presence of the room. Yeah. And she just, I don't know, like she just like was super cool, you know? And I feel like not most people would have just been like, like awkward because it's an awkward ass situation. No, but she took charge. And I feel like that immediately made a lot of the guys really, really like her. She is just infectious. Like, and that's what they all keep saying. They're like, can you imagine being there? One of these guys, there was a girl, didn't even know her, their names. They've been moping around for two weeks.
Starting point is 00:33:11 In like the same hotel. Like this, the environment is really starting to like depress me even. And I can't even imagine how they're feeling. So can you just imagine like this breath of fresh air who literally takes the time to talk to everyone? And she has this like radiant smile where I actually feel like it's going to be a confusing season because I'm convinced that every person she talks to like she's so in love with and that's just because she's like a kind person and she cares about people and she just like wants to get to know everyone like truly and then find the best match for her but she
Starting point is 00:33:40 she's going to break hearts because everyone's going to think that she's in love with them because I think she's in love with every person she talks to yeah and the way the guys were describing her after they first met her like someone was like she literally breathed new life into me like I was really like feeling like what am I doing here blah blah blah and like she just gave me new life and I was like wow like she just dazzles yeah and you needed someone like that to come and fill this space because it was a negative space yeah um I actually really uh was was happy that they gave her new guys because first of all having 16 guys is just not enough and it's not a fair place to start and having 16 guys that were all crushing on someone else literally
Starting point is 00:34:15 yesterday it's just not a fair place and I actually think like every single guy that got out of there was only like four or five that came the new ones like they were all so cute and they all have like real potential and I know Spencer is like supposed to be a villain but like I don't really see what he's done except being annoying in basketball like oh yeah he was being like a little much but they said when he came into the room he was being rude they definitely producers definitely didn't let him say how many people were coming so he had to say you'll see and he walked in and what did he say to the guys like something he was trying to break the ice he was like what up like it wasn't they were very sensitive they were but there was another guy that came out Noah with the mustache yeah and I love
Starting point is 00:34:48 him he's cute but I feel like he gives me um maybe because he's so cute he gives me like he would be like confident yeah I mean to walk around with a mustache like that and still look handsome like you have to be a dick like because you have to have so much confidence yeah um and I also really like that after all those new guys came she canceled the rose ceremony like I just feel like she's doing everything the opposite of Claire like everything with these guys best interest she's like half of you guys just got here I haven't been able to talk to you and like why would it be fair if you go home I just feel like she's really doing this the right way and I don't even know if she's like intentionally trying to do everything that Claire didn't but like the juxtaposition between the two
Starting point is 00:35:22 girls is just so clear yeah it's definitely turned everyone's frown upside down I feel like I feel also like there's new life in these guys and I feel like we can all really believe it and move forward not just like in the shadow of Claire yeah um so I feel like there were like a few obvious connections that guy who made her throw the coin in Zachack c i love him like i thought that was so cute and i think she was like really into like the corniness of it all you know what's so funny it's like if she lined up if they lined up all the guys like i feel like i would choose a bunch who i think would be front runners and i think we would all probably choose like the same people the people who it seems like she's having the biggest connections with are
Starting point is 00:36:02 never are not any of the people that i would have thought they're quiet yeah like Zach C um the guy she went on the one on one right like he was so in the background when it was Claire season yeah and now he's a major front runner um so then I feel like she has interesting taste in guys because JPJ yeah she had everyone everyone desired her in paradise and she chose JPJ who was really the quirkiest guy on the beach she's different she likes a quirky guy yeah so I think it will be interesting and I don't think we'll really be able to predict like the obvious choice like Spencer or Noah who I think are like probably the most handsome like Blake Moylan right isn't that his name Blake the park ranger yes yeah no there's two Blake M's so they had to use his last name so that's why that's why
Starting point is 00:36:46 he's like blake moylan that's so funny um and then wait we were having this like great time she canceled the rose ceremony they're all just vibing everyone's smiling and then cut to we have to go back to dale and claire right and to be honest my eyes were just glazed over i didn't listen to anything i guess the one thing they wanted to make clear was that there was no conversing or communicating before the show and to be honest like Chris Harrison was like did you lie to Bachelor Nation and as a member of Bachelor Nation I kind of wish that they like did talk before because it would make more sense and it would I would understand Claire's judgment a little bit more but the fact that they like swear on her
Starting point is 00:37:18 dad's grave she said that they never spoke is like but how like it would make more sense if they did yeah i completely believe her i think i i don't think she told one lie in during her season i think if she had been a little better at lying or faking it she would have had a longer season yeah you know um and that that conversation between them was really just a waste of time except the very end when chris was like so what's next and they had two completely different answers and they were just like talking over each other she was like babies marriage whatever whatever comes first babies and dale was like. So what's next? And they had two completely different answers. And they were just like talking over each other. She was like. Babies. Marriage.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Whatever. Whatever comes first. Babies. And Tia was like. Yeah maybe we'll get married soon. Like it was so awkward. And it's just like. These two people.
Starting point is 00:37:53 I just want to know when they filmed that conversation. Yeah. Like was it while Tayshia was filming? Or was it two weeks ago? Because there's been all of these rumors. That they're not together right now. And that's the rumor that i just want to clear up they seemed so happy like genuinely happy when chris harrison sat down with them
Starting point is 00:38:10 and even though it's been a complete clusterfuck claire i'm happy for you know that i am and you know what i just feel like Dale showed up and that's what I've been waiting my whole life for ladies and gentlemen if the bar is just showing up the bar is too low I'm afraid I have to agree with my sister here she said in the first episode and I said it in our first after Dale recap and I'm saying again like I just think maybe she means more than just showing up at this like verbiage of just show up like no maybe also like brush your teeth comb your hair you know kind kind generous you know chivalrous I do think I do think we're maybe setting the bar too low and setting women back like if that's the only I agree like
Starting point is 00:38:59 that's it no no I was I don't accept that I was so relieved when their thing was over like I'm just like take me back and then literally they went back and they were at the pool and Tayshia like literally bond girl out of the pool it was so sickening I love her so much and I feel like literally someone literally they're honking for Tayshia Tayshia we hear you I know truck drivers America they love Tayshia um I was on my Instagram story being like with that dress that she wore on the first night which was backless. Like she just has this like amazing and not to be like weird but like this amazing like body and it's like it's like unlike any body I've ever seen. Like I know I sound so weird. Some girl messaged me. She's like I feel the exact same way. Like I'm gay-sha for Tayshia.
Starting point is 00:39:44 And I'm like no literally saying like she just has this like the exact same way like I'm geisha for Tasia and I'm like no literally same like she just has this like radiance about her like physically emotionally spiritually like she just gives off this energy and I feel like all the guys are like really into her like so hard so hard I hear exactly what you're saying about um her physique it's just it's really special and I hate to like make it about that because we've met her and I actually spoke to her yesterday because we were DMing and she was like she's just like a lovely girl who's like smart and funny and like that's why people just like gravitate towards her but she also has this like beautiful energy about her totally and if you want to get to know her more she came on the show a year ago while we
Starting point is 00:40:17 were in LA she was everything of the sort oh my god in person she just radiates and I think a lot of people in general radiate I think a lot of people on the show radiate but it's one thing to radiate in person and it's another thing for that to come through truckers for Tisha I'm about to open the window and fucking scream stop honking I'm gonna open the window and scream Tisha we come on the show Tisha um so wait they go back to the pool and they have this date and I actually thought it was funny to watch them all play uh water basketball except things did get like really weird for a minute between Spencer and of course I don't know this Riley Riley um and it was really awkward like I felt awkward watching like when he elbowed him yeah Tayshia was like but Spencer was being annoying as fuck yeah it's not that serious no and I was honestly on team Riley's like you're being a little bitch
Starting point is 00:41:03 like you're gonna get elbowed in the mouth. Like, that is what happens. Yeah. Were you so happy when Tayshia let everyone come to the party? I literally wrote it down. She let the losing team come to the cocktail party. That's what I'm saying. She is just this breath of fresh air because she's the opposite of Claire. Like, she really is like an equal opportunity bachelorette.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Like, anyone who is here gets an opportunity to talk to me. And I just think it's so refreshing. And I didn't even realize that she did that until they were all sitting and I'm like wait you lost same yeah I was like happy for Blake Moylan because it would have been another date that he lost and he would have gone home crying because like he really thinks that like he is like gonna win yeah even though like the the green team the team that lost like was the yellow belly losers like Blake has really just like fallen from grace for me that's what I tried that's what I was saying last week like he was a favorite no like literally I thought he was like the cutest like I just thought he was a terrible attitude I thought he was like a Benzie yeah he has a terrible attitude now yeah and then he was also on the team with that guy who's the
Starting point is 00:42:00 boy band manager who put and he's a loser he's a loser he is all over the place loser yeah i don't know about him no i agree so like when the green team lost i'm like it's for the best like none of you had a real future here anyways but she let them come which was nice um i just love her so much and then after her one-on-one with that guy brendan who she literally plucked out of obscurity has he been here the whole time no i think he was literally the one who claire made a joke about during the roast saying, didn't I send you home last week? Like that's how random he is. But their date was everything.
Starting point is 00:42:29 She just like makes everyone feel special. I'm like, I totally forgot that she was married. And so when he was going to tell her that, I'm like, oh no, I don't know where this is going. You know what? I actually wonder if producers chose him for that first date so that he would tell his backstory and then she would tell hers so that the viewers would would know again if we didn't if they didn't already know that that is her history so we wouldn't have to like have this whole package addressing it or coming out like
Starting point is 00:42:53 later and I think that actually is a pretty smart move if that's what they did and then also it happened to be like a really great connection between the two of them so cute and like he's very quiet but he's not shy. And I like that she like acknowledged the fact that like, she's very loud and like outgoing. So like, it's probably better to have someone his speed just to like balance each other out. And I thought their date was so cute.
Starting point is 00:43:15 And I never, I literally didn't even know his name. I never would have chosen him for anything. And now I'm like, oh, they're in love. Right, exactly. Also, they messed up the order of things for, I guess, like continuity sake. But Jason went home. He like went to her house and was like, I'm going home. And then that was before her one-on-one.
Starting point is 00:43:33 But the outfit she was wearing was the one she wore on her one-on-one. So it's clear that he came to her house like either before or after the dinner. Which actually like didn't bother me. No. Eventually. You know what? That guy was nice. I liked him.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I was sad to see him go. And I also really liked her reaction I'd like I was sad to see him go and I I also really liked her reaction where she was like bummed to see him go too because she was like she's giving everyone a chance seems like a really good guy and and I I thought maybe she would win him back over but she doesn't want to be anyone's second choice and I completely get that yeah but like this guy is really unwell like Claire took him on that date and like ripped open his heart and like made him like diarrhea everywhere like all of his feelings and then she just like this is claire right after making him like spill his guts peace bye like so fucking rude and he's just left in the dust he got no acknowledgement from her like some of the other guys who like wanted claire to apologize or
Starting point is 00:44:19 acknowledge like they literally had never even met her but he was the only other one who got like a one-on-one and it was just like a successful one-on-one the other one was where oh she got sent home yeah yeah it was um it was good it was like I feel like what we said yesterday like Katisha's so everything in the store like so much so that the show was almost boring yeah but this like situation at La Quinta is really starting to bum me out it's anxiety and I said this last week that I think that the process um is at a detriment because of the lack of change of scenery you can't transport yourself you know that all of the guys are just like literally they saw the fireworks 50 feet away and um if there's someone there that you really like like you're
Starting point is 00:44:56 thinking about them like you can't like compartmentalize the journey yeah and I'm just like and it's only Tisha week one I I know. And I'm over the setting. I know. Do they leave at all? No, because it's a bubble. Right. And Tisha said, if you had told me last week that I would be here, did she quarantine? I hate to be COVID police.
Starting point is 00:45:15 No, no, no. Like, I don't, I don't care. I'm just curious. I think, I don't know what she did. Obviously, like, it's fine. But they made such a big deal about two weeks before quarantine. You get here two weeks before quarantine you get here to watch some more face time we had to watch the whole entire thing and then tater just pops
Starting point is 00:45:28 up so it's like wait she ever they could have all just popped up yeah no i'm not about to like start questioning if you help you i believe everyone did what they thought was best for themselves but i'm just curious yeah and i think that everything worked out fine so but yeah i saw some comments about that too and it's like only because they rammed it down our throats for an hour about the testing process. And then you just pop someone else up. Agreed. Just be consistent. Just be consistent.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Be consistent. So that is our Bachelorette recap. If you're looking for more recap on the Bachelorette this season and just all of the Bachelor Nation drama, we have a Toast News Network podcast called The Snatchler hosted by The Snatchler, our sister Margo, where they do weekly episodes recapping all things going on Bachelor Nation. So check that out. Available on Spotify, iTunes, all the places. And now we're going to dive into Dear Toasters, which is our weekly advice segment. If you ever want to write us in, and you can write in about everything. We try not to judge here. It's very hard sometimes. The email is deartoasters
Starting point is 00:46:19 at gmail.com. Completely anonymously, we will take up people's names, whatever you need. You can write us in and just hear from your favorite gals about what's going on in your life hi jackie and claudia here's our first one love you guys so much thank you for making me laugh on my walk home every weekday so i started a nanny job a couple months ago i watch a seven-year-old girl stacy and i help stacy with online schooling she has an older sister katie who's nine we use katie's ipad to zoom as the parents requested when I began the job. I just feel like I know where this is going. I just feel like this is going
Starting point is 00:46:47 in a bad direction. When it's borrowing technology, it's always bad. From a nine-year-old? I know. Every morning, when I go to get the iPad from Katie, I am met with so much attitude,
Starting point is 00:46:57 eye-rolling, ignoring, etc. At the end of the day, Katie interrogates me asking why we were on specific apps for specific amounts of time. I'm a very emotional girl and I don't want to upset Katie by taking her iPad but that's what her parents wanted Katie hurts my feelings I showed the parents the text Katie sent me interrogating me about the iPad usage and they expressed how wrong that was of her and how they
Starting point is 00:47:17 wanted me to be comfortable doing whatever it's been a couple weeks since that talk and Katie is being just as stingy with the iPad again it makes me want to quit lol what should i do okay this did not go in the direction like that i thought it would and i'm so grateful yeah um sounds like one of the nanny kids you nannies for is like a little spoiled brat and just tell her to get over it like sometimes kids need a good you know iron fist ruling yeah this sounds like a real conflict between campers and counselors i'll let you take this and sometimes there's a camper in the bunk who's just a little bitch. And you know what? Like I actually, that's so true. I think there's a lot of ways to go about it. But I think what I would try first is like literally ignoring her. Like the one who behaves well, like give her all of your love and attention. Because I think at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:48:03 kids just want attention. And if she sees that her negative Nancy behavior is not going to attract attention in fact it's the opposite she might switch gears and try something different to get attention so I think like making her jealous with your affection is a good place to start um this is this like reminding you like when you were an actual counselor of like that camper who was a little bitch because I have a crazy story. Oh, share. There was when I was a, I was a junior counselor, so I was like much younger. And so every junior counselor in the bunk has to have like a real counselor.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Cause like you can't just be like a 16 year old watching these kids. So my like senior counselor, the woman, she was above me. She, um, she was such a nice girl. She was like from the middle of nowhere. And it was her first summer, like, ever counseling anywhere. And there was this girl in the bunk. And I know her name. I'll never say it.
Starting point is 00:48:49 She was so bratty. Like, she was so obnoxious. And she was so spoiled. And she literally told the group leader that my co-counselor put hands on her. So it was, like, a huge thing. I mean, I literally didn't. And she had a bruise on her arm. And we like holy shit literally the woman got fired like it was a whole thing and literally the the moment the counselor left and said the girl said she made it up wow
Starting point is 00:49:15 and she bit herself so that she would have a bruise oh my god that girl like is that insane that's insane you could ruin someone's life a hundred percent and like for kids to like be that manipulative it was actually dangerous they were like literally in the sixth grade like it was really scary yeah wow um well good luck with stacy and katie i do not envy your job hey sisters love you both in the energy you bring to my mornings so i was with this guy for a little over two years but we were never officially together during these years he would see other girls i would know about it and it wrecked me but i stuck around because i'm young and stupid about a month ago he invited me over and i found a pair of panties in his bed ew clean up before you have guests long story short we are no longer on
Starting point is 00:49:52 speaking terms and i've moved on because i deserve better but i cannot stop thinking about this victoria's secret lace song that i found in his sheets i know exactly whose they are and i'm wondering if she left them there on purpose so that i would find them i had known about this girl for a while but i didn't think she knew about my relationship with him. Basically, I knew about her, but she didn't know about me, or so I thought. Do we think that she just couldn't find them and left with no panties on? Or do we think that she left them on purpose to claim her territory? But who just leaves their dirty underwear in a guy's bed?
Starting point is 00:50:16 Is this normal? I've completely moved on from the guy, but now I'm just curious about the panties. Any perspective is helpful. Thanks so much. XOXO. I know where all my panties are. That's a good question. I mean, it does sound like something a manipulative bitch would do.
Starting point is 00:50:27 And who can go to work or back to wherever without their panties? Yeah. No. I could see someone doing this intentionally. Even if it's not directed at you. Maybe she knows that he is fucking around. And so she left a signal to all the girls. Like, this is my territory.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't take it personally but I would definitely like exit the situation I would like dismiss myself it's been two years that is just like you don't need these people and these panties in your life yeah like two years of like your precious you know youth is it's unforgivable yeah you gotta get out and the the time and that this situation, these panties are like living rent free in your mind,
Starting point is 00:51:08 like that's also unacceptable. Yeah. So I definitely think this girl was claiming her territory for sure. Yeah. But not to you specifically, because if there's her and there's you, there's other bitches too.
Starting point is 00:51:19 A hundred percent. And I think that you should excuse yourself from the situation. These are not your people all right finally hi Jackie and Claudia love the show and always love the advice so I need your opinion I was dumped yesterday on FaceTime by my boyfriend we've been dating for three months but it was serious both met each other's families and friends within the first three weeks long-term future was discussed and everything like that well the problem comes
Starting point is 00:51:43 that he's actually been in Florida for the last three weeks. I went for the last week and he was still there when he broke up with me because shocker, he hasn't, he has decided spur of the moment
Starting point is 00:51:52 that he wants to move to Florida. We are both from Baltimore. So this isn't a, oh, he moved around the corner kind of thing. Well, I've, things I have bought for him for his house,
Starting point is 00:52:00 a gift I got for him for Christmas, plus the money I just spent flying to and from Florida to go see him. Am I the pettiest person ever if I Venmo charge him for all these things? It totals over $500, and I would not have done any of it without him if I knew he was planning on randomly moving to Florida. I think it's okay, but my sister says it's bad karma. Please advise.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Quarantine love gone wrong. Oof, that's tough. That is really tough. I feel like whatever you decide to do, if you do Venmo him, which you're totally justified in doing, like you are prolonging this breakup, like then it just gets messier and you have to talk more and like talk it out and fight. And it's just like, if you want to get out of this, like just maybe eat the money. I think again, like you need to extricate yourself from this situation. It sounds like you got really invested really quickly.
Starting point is 00:52:39 And I think that, you know, putting a price on all of the things just like continues communication like keeps your feelings open whereas like this needs to end right now so if you and I liked what I think what your sister said about the karma being interesting because I wouldn't have said that I just would have said like I guess maybe it's like petty but $500 is a lot of money so it's not but I do think that you just have to sometimes let it like just let it all go. You know like all of it. The emotions. The like the things like.
Starting point is 00:53:11 But it just if you need the money back like definitely ask him. But if you're doing it to be petty and you don't like need the money to live. I might reconsider. I think it might be better for you to just like extricate yourself as quickly and swiftly as possible because it sounds like you've been through a lot yeah um and like this is honestly I would be grateful that like this relationship only lasted three months and like you didn't waste that much time with this guy so just like let's wash our hands of it and onto greener pastures yeah I just I agree with that um so those were our dear toasters again you can
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