The Toast - S3 Ep188: The One With Bruno: Friday, November 13th, 2020

Episode Date: November 13, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. It is obviously Friday, which is normally like a super joyous occasion, but we are being blessed in the studio with the presence of Bruno. Bruno Sweets is here. First time ever. I said I was gonna try and bring him this week and then it was Friday and I was like, I'm a woman of my word. Bruno, let's go. It's really hard. Like, I do not envy.
Starting point is 00:00:30 We used to have this with Theo. It's like the running around, the pooping. It's like, it's a full-time job when you're literally trying to do your full-time job. Right. He got here. He needed to poop. I could like tell he was about to go right, you know, right where Theo looked back at it yesterday. Shit stain right between our feet.
Starting point is 00:00:43 So I took him over yonder. I put down a paper towel. I was like, let's see how smart this guy is. Pooped right on the paper Shit stain right between our feet. So I took him over yonder. I put down a paper towel. I was like, let's see how smart this guy is. Pooped right on the paper towel, right in the trash. And now he's like, he's, he's as good as you can ask for a puppy. I did, um, like now need to kill myself because I stepped on his foot with my big fucking boots. And he was just like, I didn't even know he was behind me. And like, now I'm sorry, I have to die. So this will be my last show. I know, you know know he really gets underfoot and that little yell it's happened to me so many times that like I don't fault you that little yelp though like sends me
Starting point is 00:01:14 to a dark place like and you know what I feel like one day it'll happen to him so when it actually really hurts so bad and he'll learn something from it and he'll stop getting underfoot oh no that's see that's the difference and this is what me and ben always say it's like we love theo so much but like it is frustrating to love something so much and they can really never tell you that they love you back or speak or learn and it's frustrating and that's the difference between like the love you have for a baby and the love you have for a dog. It's like the baby eventually like learns to grow up and like the dog just doesn't. Yeah, but he learned some things. Like Theo's a second genius. He became a doctor and he can't even, you know, technically communicate with the patient.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Right. And he has no borders. No, he has no borders. He's such a great man. I mean, it's a shame that in order for Bruner to be here, it meant that Theo had to take the day off, especially considering he stole the show yesterday. We had no idea. By the way, he got a haircut last night just for today's show.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Sickening. But if we brought both of the dogs, it would have been pandemonium. But you know what? One day they'll be in a place where they can do that. And we'll just have like our whole litter here at the show. Maybe Knowles will be coming too. And that's like been our dream. Yeah, it has.
Starting point is 00:02:24 So today's obviously exciting for a multitude of reasons, Bruno Friday. But also, we are able to not announce quite yet, but give you a little sneak peek at our holiday merch collection, which is coming and you will have your items in time for the holidays. I'm just taking a sip of my coffee, aka Diet Pepsi, from our new toasty mug. That's Claudia. That's beautiful. i'm just gonna send some text messages from my new phone case i haven't had a phone case in months i'm literally
Starting point is 00:02:51 so excited about this phone case and maybe i'll send some texts from your phone to claudia oh spooky phone cases we're really excited we have new sweatshirts new accessories upcoming um i'll take my phone back now that you did your little commercial. Really exciting stuff. So make sure you are just keeping up with the toast on Instagram and listening to the podcast to find out when you can get your merch and how. Launch dates. We'll show you the exclusives.
Starting point is 00:03:17 That's just a little taste. We wanted to give you a taste because we've been seeing so many comments of people curious. Where's the holiday merch? We're all over it. And so we just want to let you know it's on the way. There's a taste. Whet your merch? We're all over it. It's on the way. There's a taste. Whet your whistle. We are all over it.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Just like we're all over everything, like the Fast Five stories. Today we have Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Southern Charm recaps coming at you. The season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Last night was such a pleasure watching two episodes of good television and then having the night to myself. I actually started a book, which I haven't read a book that's not for the redheads since, I guess, Mariah Carey. But still, that's been like a month.
Starting point is 00:03:50 You know, I really hadn't read in so long, but I'm reading my new, my second favorite author. I said last night on Instagram, she's my favorite author, but she's my second favorite because my first favorite is Claudia Aschere. Oh, yes. Did I not mention that I am a published author starting January 26, 2021? You know, usually it's like, oh, great, great. Jackie's talking about her books again. Like I could just like daze out. But now I'm like, oh, an opportunity for me to promote my book, Girl With No Job,
Starting point is 00:04:14 The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster, now available at many, many retailers like Barnes and Noble, Amazon, tons of places. Audiobooks are available for pre-order. E-books are available for pre-order. And I would really appreciate all the possible pre-orders because I have a goal. And I know a lot of people have goals when it comes to books, but mine is to get into the airport because I just feel like that's a chic aesthetic.
Starting point is 00:04:36 And I can't really get into the airport, I think, unless I have like lots of pre-orders because they're like, oh my God, this girl, she's so popular, she's so famous. We got to put her in the Hudson News or MSNBC store. So I need you guys just to head over to girlwithnojob.com slash book or tap the link in my bio on Instagram. Tons of retailers, Canadian toasters.
Starting point is 00:04:51 I got you guys too. Maybe I can get to the Canadian airports. All the links are in the link in my bio. Check it out. Thanks. I'm done promoting for the day. Very, very good. So yeah, I'm just so excited that it's Friday.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Me too. It's been a big week. Yeah, it's been a tough one. I'm not going to lie. I just feel like at this point, being alive is tough. It is. So I can't really say that there was anything different or particularly challenging about this week, but just life, man.
Starting point is 00:05:18 It's fucking hard. It is. But I have Bruno Sweets in my life now, and he has just been like the biggest blessing. It's so wonderful. So much work, like not going to lie. So my whole life is changed. is but I have Bruno Sweets in my life now and he has just been like the biggest blessing it's it's so wonderful so much work like not gonna lie so my whole life is changed but it's worth every minute you know and that does go away like it's just so important to keep that in mind when it's like the puppy months and you're like oh my god like I need to give this dog up like just always keep in mind like the toughs like that goes away and that's easy for me to remember because I see
Starting point is 00:05:45 Theo and I'm like this is a perfect man this is what's possible this is a dream so he is a perfect man and he also like even though he's a puppy and he has energy and this and that he can be annoying sometimes like he's really the best thing like he's the sweetest sweetest thing that's why he's called Bruno Sweets. I call him Bruno Ocasio-Cortez. I don't know why, but it just really... No, it's because we say Bruno Sweets, Nespresso, Facem. Odazio. Elvazio. So then I'm like...
Starting point is 00:06:11 Nelazio. I'm like, Odazio Cortez. Bruno Odazio Cortez. So that's where I'm going with the nickname, and that's that on that. He's named after all the Nespresso flavors. Right, and that's why it's inspired me. Stormio. Stracciatelli. Odazio is my favorite Nespresso flavors. Right. And that's why it's inspired me. Starmio. Stracciatelle.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Odatio is my favorite Nespresso flavor. Nespresso. Nespresso. Oh my gosh, he's burrowing. I'm sorry. Oh my God, I thought he was peeing on your line. I'm sorry if he's making a lot of noise today, you guys. Like this is, I won't bring him again for a while, but I said I would bring him this
Starting point is 00:06:40 week. People were asking. She's a woman of her word. I didn't want to let people down, you know? No, that's not what we do here. We lift people up. And if you're listening as a podcast and Bruno's bothering you then head over to YouTube because then the noises will match with the actions. Yeah he's being so cute it's like hard to even be upset. It is hard to be upset
Starting point is 00:06:54 but we have. But don't worry I'll get there. I'm kidding. Can you hear him like just furrowing at his bully stick? No he's totally fine. He's the sweetest thing. Um we have a great show. We do and I think we should get right into it because Bruno's like never seen his mother at work before wow he's gonna be like so proud of you oh my god i hope so i hope i can make you proud so without further oh my god i'm already fucking up without further ado it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and we have a brand new sponsor today which i'm very excited about because the sponsor of this episode is Insert Name Hair, also known as INH Hair, a female founded LA hair
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Starting point is 00:09:34 Sign on, get great hair. Get great hair. First story, the big story of the day. The Weeknd is set to headline the 2021 Super Bowl halftime show. He says, I'm humbled, honored, and ecstatic. The news dropped yesterday that the weekend will be headlining the halftime show at the Super Bowl LV.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I think that's 55 on February 7th in Tampa Bay, Florida. So we'll get to whether or not we think this is a good selection, but I just have to say, I thought that the announcement for this was so low-key and weird. he just like posted a picture on his Instagram like there was no like hype I feel like usually this time last year like we're always talking about like it's going to be announced yeah and like there's articles written like top five choices there was just like no hype or buzz around this and then like I saw him on Instagram I thought he got hacked by like a Pepsi sponsor it was just it was very bizarre marketing got it I heard the news from by like a Pepsi sponsor. It was just, it was very bizarre marketing.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Got it. I heard the news from Zach. Like he saw it on his phone and then told me. So I didn't have to deal with like the way that it was delivered to me. But yeah, I do agree. It was very low fanfare. Quiet. Pretty quiet.
Starting point is 00:10:38 And I'm curious to hear what you think about the choice. I think The Weeknd is an amazing artist. I wouldn't have chosen him for the Super Bowl just based on what we, what you think about the choice. I think The Weeknd is an amazing artist. I wouldn't have chosen him for the Super Bowl just based on what we, what is the usual criteria for the Super Bowl, which is like albums and albums of, and catalogs of music, you know, an artist that sort of bridges generations. I think that he's an amazing talent. I think a lot of people will be blown away by the show that he does put on, but I do think that there are some people who might not even know who he is that's possible but I do want to say like that criteria that the Super Bowl has had for like years is actually
Starting point is 00:11:16 they are running out of people like Beyonce's literally done it like five times in the last 10 years Coldplay Bruno Mars like they are running out of people so like their criteria is actually really strict like and I don't know how much longer they can go on many artists that bridge generations right and have catalogs and catalogs of music so now they're choosing contemporary artists that I personally think have like the talent and the chops to entertain everyone yeah so even if you didn't know this person or their music before. I mean I think he has so many hits that like it'll you know. Register. Ring a bell for people. But even if you weren't like a major fan before.
Starting point is 00:11:51 You will become one. And I actually do think. Not that there's tons of like older people listening to The Weeknd. But his music style and sound. I can't feel my face. It's very like Michael Jackson. Like I actually think. Blinding Lights is like an amazing song.
Starting point is 00:12:06 And it's very, it's contemporary, but it's universal. So I actually think this is a very good choice. And I also think like given the year we're coming off of, especially with like so much controversy in the NFL, like to have a black performer is wonderful. So I actually, I wouldn't have ever chose him, but I'm not mad about it. I'm not mad about it.
Starting point is 00:12:24 I was definitely surprised by the choice. But the more that I think about it, I think it's like a new direction. Which they needed. For the halftime show, which is, I'm always here for a new direction. Yeah. And I'm always here for the new direction. And you know what? If One Direction wants to come on with the weekend, like I wouldn't be, imagine.
Starting point is 00:12:40 And if the Glee Club wants to come on with a different um direction with a different teacher other than mr shu well can i just say that like this halftime show and usually they do bring on like a second or third act i think it should be the weekend and the new directions i mean honestly like at the peak of glee the fact that like they never did the halftime show like it would have been iconic they bridge generations they sing songs from all different decades like I actually think like all jokes aside at the height of Glee's fame if they had come on they were on tour if they had come on it wouldn't have been crazy but I'm not like shocked that nobody has no but like it would have been iconic like truly but can I just say like earlier in the week we reported that Matthew Morrison is going to be
Starting point is 00:13:23 the Grinch on the NBC's reenactment of the Grinch, blah, blah, blah. And while the news was obviously devastating for us in the, uh, Matthew Morrison is a war criminal fan club. Um, can I just say the content like that's now being pushed around because he's back in the news is so funny and people are just like tagging me and like Matthew Morrison is being cringy TikToks. So while I'm upset that he is going to ruin Christmas, I'm actually glad because it brought us all this content. Right. And it's really bringing the Matthew Morrison haters together.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah. No, we are a strong, united front. And people reach out to me just saying, you know, you know, I can't really talk about this with any of my friends. And just like hearing you on the podcast made me feel like less alone. And I just, that's what I always want to be for people
Starting point is 00:14:04 is a voice for the voiceless. Yeah. Claudia, that's what I always want to be for people is is a voice for the voiceless yeah and I feel like that's beautiful we are yeah so and I wonder sorry if all the backlash on Matthew Morrison being announced as the Grinch like has made NBC reconsider no I think there's already like a trailer out for it like I think it's happening it's too late it's too late sucks but I think it's good for them too like late. It's too late. Sucks. But I think it's good for them, too. Like, you know, people are talking. That's true. And so that's always what you want. Like, people are talking about the weekend.
Starting point is 00:14:32 And I think it'll be exciting. And also, I'm going to assume that he's going to bring at least one other person or artist or group out. Who does he have collabs with? Like, on his songs? Maybe like Ariana Grande. They have one song, but it's her. Oh, but that's like a
Starting point is 00:14:45 really old song I know but um you never know no that'd be cool yeah has Ari ever done it no that's weird yeah but she's another one who's like I could see her one day doing it but I think right now it would be a very contemporary choice see no I think maybe that's the problem that they have and like Ariana Grande should be the one to do it. She's the biggest pop star in the world. So if she doesn't fit their criteria, like, your criteria sucks. Like, make some changes. And I actually think that they are.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Because there are only so many Lady Gagas. There are only so many Beyoncés, Bruno Mars, like, once in a generation. And who also happen to have, like, pop music. Because, like, Adele could do it. But, like, everyone would be crying. Yeah, totally. Like, Bruno is about to make a leap for it. Oh, he's going to make a jump?
Starting point is 00:15:27 Bruno. What do you think in Bruno? What do you think about this news? He's like, my name said Bruno Mars should be there once again. If Bruno Mars did it every year, like, I would literally be the biggest fan of football. No, totally. But The Weeknd put out a statement saying, We all grow up watching the world's biggest acts playing the Super Bowl,
Starting point is 00:15:43 and one can only dream of being in that position. I'm humbled, honored, and ecstatic to be the center of that infamous stage this year. So beautiful. Beautiful. That's very well said. Also, Jay-Z, who was tasked by the NFL with advising on musical events, said in a press release, The Weeknd has a sound all his own.
Starting point is 00:15:58 His soulful uniqueness has defined a new generation of greatness in music and artistry. This is an extraordinary moment in time, and the Pepsi Super Bowl LV halftime show, Louis Vuitton halftime show, is going to be an extraordinary experience with an extraordinary performer. Facts. You know what I just thought?
Starting point is 00:16:15 Why does the Super Bowl halftime performer have to be pop? If you think of, like, the demographic of people who watch football in America, like, it's probably a majority country music fans more so than pop and you know now that i'm thinking about it i know i slayed him for everything but like luke holmes should be the halftime performer like that actually makes sense yeah no it's weird that i haven't been a country performer in a while but i mean the blowfish yeah that's true like i'm just thinking like we i we're very like there are other genres like they they do hip-hop they do rock you know we had i guess chili peppers so they do they do
Starting point is 00:16:52 everything except country that yeah it would appear as though yeah but then carrie underwood sings oh you like the microphone oh sunday night oh sunday night Sunday night. Oh, Sunday night. Sit on the boat, start your beat, stop clapping. Got a real good feeling. Sunday night about to happen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sit on the boat, start your beat, stop clapping. Got a real good feeling.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Sunday night about to happen. Such a good commercial wake up in the morning don't know what happened oh you have to hear mommy sing sunday night beautiful oh sunday night okay we're done um um other i i think this is a good choice this this is always just like this time of year where we're selecting and talking about this. Always makes for interesting conversation. And it's interesting to see what has happened in the last year. Because I think last year we said Ariana Grande would be great.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And this year she would be great too. Yeah. But I also... Yeah, I think she would be great. I think she'll probably do it one day. But you know what? Just like San Francisco, this is not her year. No, it's not her year.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Okay, ready for our next story? Yes, ma'am. Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer is getting a new job. Yes, this is actually very exciting. Oh, he's biting me. Crazy pants. He's going crazy. Ramona Singer is moving on from branded Prino Regio and skincare to selling high-end real estate.
Starting point is 00:18:24 The bubbly blonde is studying for her New York real estate license, a source told Gimme Shelter. She doesn't have it yet, but when she does, she is slated to join Michael Lorber's star team at Douglas Elliman. So I know a lot of people are probably confused like why she's getting a job in real estate. She's a reality star. But I think most people who watch the show
Starting point is 00:18:43 can agree that Ramona's time is almost up. And the show has been her life for so long. And when you watch season one, she had a successful business, like reselling wholesale discounted, whatever. She had like some job in fashion. She had her own business. And it was actually quite successful. And she obviously has stopped doing that. And the show became her life. And I think her income is 100% reliant on the show. And that's a very vulnerable place to be in because I do think her time is up. So her having a job, she's very personable. She's a realist.
Starting point is 00:19:11 She's a gal about town. I actually think this is a great job for her and very smart of her to be forward thinking about what happens after Housewives. Yes. And I think she's going to be an amazing real estate agent. I always say like, you always say the job you'd be worst at in this world, I think for me would be a real estate agent. But I think for Ramona, she's so personable. She actually, you know, she appreciates real estate.
Starting point is 00:19:34 She's always talking about houses and showing off her friends' houses. I think she'll be perfect at this. But I also think it's a good storyline for her on the show. I don't know if she's planning for post-show life. She's also 60 like well into her 60s now. I guess that's true. She could retire. Oh Bruno looks like he's about to do some bidness. But I also he's circling. Oh god. Should I go deal with him? Do you want to? Oh god! Bruno! Bruno!
Starting point is 00:19:58 You know what? Maybe it's time for a song. Yes, please. Honey, tell me I'm gonna have a good time as it ends up to the sky. We gonna get toasted tonight. I'm in fear. You know what song I've really been actually into is Bluebird. What's it called? Bluebird by Miranda Lambert. How does it go?
Starting point is 00:20:19 And if the house just keeps on winning, I got a wild car to my sleeve. And if the house just keeps on winning, I got a wild card in my sleeve. And if love keeps giving me lemons, I just mix them in my drink. Oh, you're back. Sorry. That's Claudia.
Starting point is 00:20:32 That's beautiful. Yeah, no, I found a little, I put him in the closet. Okay. No, I put him in the kitchen and I shut the door. Oh, Bruno's crying. He's crying. Back to Ramona Singer, I actually think this is great for her. It just makes a lot of sense. Some people are born for certain jobs. Jenny's crying. Back to Ramona Singer. I actually think this is great for her.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Like, it just makes a lot of sense. Some people are born for certain jobs. And I think Ramona Singer was meant to be like a real estate tycoon. I totally agree. I could just see her padding around. She should be on Selling Sunset next if this doesn't work out. I actually don't think Ramona could, like, could cut it. Could compete.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about her. Never underestimate Ramona underestimate ramona singer never do it okay next story some exciting news you can rent the bachelor mansion on airbnb for six thousand dollars a night i saw that's kind of shocking yeah well it's it's always shocking to me when i remember that abc actually doesn't own this house they rent it every year for a certain amount of months from like a family who owns it. It's like a nice family. Yes, the home is called the Villa de la Vina.
Starting point is 00:21:30 It's known on the show as Bachelor Mansion. It's used as the primary location for filming The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. But due to the coronavirus pandemic, neither show is using the mansion right now. Instead, they're filming at La Quinta Resort in Palm Springs, California. I guess opening it up to people renting it.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Also, Matt James' upcoming season of The Bachelor is currently underway and is rumored to be located in Pennsylvania. I wonder where they're filming. Maybe Nima Colon. Oh, I did see that. A lot of Bachelor people were there. At Nima Colon? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 That's what I just clicked the hyperlink. In reality, Steve is saying that they have been posting about Nima Colon Woodlands Resortort which they went to on Real Housewives of Potomac also and it looks incredibly beautiful and I look forward to a change of scenery from La Quinta I do too but Pennsylvania does seem like a random choice I wonder why they wouldn't just film the entire season at Bachelor Mansion yeah I mean it's just I mean it's not it's so small the hell where do you do the dates yeah yeah there's not in the driveway yeah I don't know that's that's very true yeah well I mean this is pretty cool six thousand dollars a night seems pretty steep yeah it does but that's probably like a fun thing a fun thing to do with your friends
Starting point is 00:22:36 like a bachelorette party at bachelor mansion no totally 16 girls what's six thousand divided by 16 like if you have Bruno I can't if, like, a big bachelorette party. Okay, I'm doing it on my phone. A little quick math with my new phone case. It's $375 a night. Per person. So, say we'll go two nights. $750 per person for two nights at the Bachelor Mansion.
Starting point is 00:22:59 You can also have, like, 30 people because that's what, like, they start with. Plus the crew. No, and the bedrooms in Bachelor Mansion mansion i think they all have bunk beds like it's literally built for a house for 50 people oh my god we could do like a camp toast bachelor mansion oh that's a good idea that's really funny we should go my god bruno just tried to fucking bite me oh yeah he's crazy pants hi sweets doing a stick oh you. Bruno Sweets is the sweetest man. The sweetest man named Bruno Sweets. It's Bruno Sweets.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Oh, Bruno Sweets loves his auntie. He matches your outfit today. He does love his auntie. Oh, okay. He's just like his cousin. No, no. Bruno, no. He does bite a lot.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I don't know what to do. Magnolia did, and so did Theo. It's very normal, but because his teeth are like little baby teeth, they don't actually hurt. I think you got one of the caps of my coffee cup. Let's see. Oh, yeah, there it is. Bruno. Y'all, just pray for us today, okay?
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's a busy day. Let's maybe keep moving. I know. I'm trying. Maybe wrap this up. I'm trying. Okay, next up, Lamar Odom and Sabrina Parr have reunited to celebrate the one-year anniversary of their engagement it's just like not how breakups work after splitting so the two
Starting point is 00:24:12 of them are spending time together one week after announcing that she had broken off their engagement on Wednesday night she posted a selfie with Lamar kissing her cheek on Instagram stories writing in the caption made it in time to celebrate our one-year engagement anniversary. I'm going to take this to mean that they're back together. Which I'm happy about. I'm happy about. What about the concerns that she had raised just a few days ago? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:34 She said something. Hold on. Where's the quote? She said, y'all know I'm honest and transparent, so I have to be the first to let you guys know. Oh, sorry. That's the last one. That she was no longer engaged to Lamar. No, she said something aboutall know I'm honest and transparent so I have to be the first to let you guys know oh sorry that's the last one that she was no longer engaged to Lamar no she said something about like people expect you to do something you don't always have to do what like people expect
Starting point is 00:24:50 you to do something like that was what the gist that I got so no I mean I'm happy for them I really am but like it seemed like there were some like really legitimate concerns coming from her merely a week ago yeah and I just want to know like were all the problems fixed this is what she said I know society pushes us to walk away from everyone and everything that hurts us but the truth is some things are worth staying for. I agree. I mean Lamar is a p-jom. He's honestly like the president of p-jom nation. Yeah. And he deserves the best. So like the fact that he's just like not sleeping alone makes me happy you know. Yes I agree and I feel like that quote also applies to Chloe and Tristan which we'll talk about in the Kardashians recap.
Starting point is 00:25:25 But, you know, sometimes things are what they are. And you just have to accept them. Speaking of tumultuous relationships, a little update on Carl Lentz, the celebrity pastor's alleged lover. I don't know why I'm, like, obsessed with this story. Khloe has asked us to talk about this story a number of times this week. And finally, today I had Bruno. I was overwhelmed.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I couldn't find a fifth story. I took advantage of my vulnerability and she got me to report on the story well I just can't believe like the the mistress is very thirsty like she's speaking directly to paychecks like not even through like a lawyer like this is her moment and she's gonna shine yeah so she's talking to page six she says I was a drug to him she's talking to page six. She says, I was a drug to him. She's talking about their five-month pandemic romance and the hypocrisy of a man who she said was unable to practice what he preached. She said, I'm here to tell the truth, and maybe by doing that other people will have the courage to speak up too. She said that she was with her dog looking for somewhere to sit
Starting point is 00:26:22 when Lentz offered her his circle. At a park. They got to talking. They left the park together. I was telling him everything she said. I thought he's single. He's a good looking man. Why not? They parted ways but he took her phone number and the notes app on his iPhone. This is like a level of detail that I actually do not need. No so that's what I'm saying. She's just like really putting it all out there. She said the notes thing left for her was a red flag I guess because it should have been in his phone. She said the notes thing for her was a red flag, I guess, because it should have been in his phone. She said the next day he asked her to save him a circle in the park.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Okay, so like blah, blah, blah. The two of them got together. What I thought was really interesting was that like the first time they hung out like in private in her apartment, she said he was like really nervous, like giving off like teenage virgin vibes which is just like so mean it's just like really mean for her to say that she but like honestly to me what's so weird about this whole story is like Carl Lentz was a part of this like institution where it's like they protect like they're very private and secretive and I just can't believe he would just like meet a stranger
Starting point is 00:27:23 in the park and just like have sex with her like no that's just so messy no a hundred percent that's not what I would have expected from him either so I just feel like there's no good way to have an affair but when you're a part of like a mega church that is in the news a lot and like you're very protective and you're you know they're very closed off I I just found it shocking that he would be so lazy. Yeah. Like, find someone in the church. Or someone who, like, has... Well, don't cheat on your wife, but if you're gonna, like, don't be dumb.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Yeah. No, I feel that. So that's why I wanted to talk about it. Not because I'm obsessed with Carl Lentz or anything. She is. No, I'm 100% obsessed with him. Yeah, no, the story is just really crazy. I feel like every day it's like there's something new.
Starting point is 00:28:05 He had just sold his house, this and that. Yeah, and also I think maybe why I find it so interesting is because I'm fascinated with people who are famous for like, we have this conversation a lot, for like their jobs. Yes. And like it's just not every day that there's like famous pastors. I mean, I guess actually like Joel Osteen is famous. And like Tony Robbins.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Yeah, well, he's not a pastor, I don't think. He's a motivational speaker. But maybe also like, what's that guy's name? Pastor Dan from Raising Helen. He was a good pastor. He was a good pastor. Oh, you mean like from Filthy Rich. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:28:40 So I just think it's interesting like when people get famous for their jobs and Carl Luntz is one of those people. And fame is a double-edged sword, my friend. Yes. One night you're hanging out with Justin Bieber. The other, you're meeting a lady in the park. She's all in your house. Was that our fifth and final?
Starting point is 00:28:53 That was our fifth and final story. So now we can do a TV recap, which I'm excited about. Because both great shows. Yes. I think let's start with Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It was on first. Season finale. Bittersweet.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Even though it wasn't an amazing season it was just bittersweet because we know what's coming what's coming the final season like yes we're moving now we can say like the next season the upcoming season of Kardashians is the final season and that's just sad I know and this season was so short they always are short they're like micro seasons but this one it was short but it also had that break in the middle remember so it's actually been like long i guess but it's just so strange how the court he's gonna be his belly stick yeah of course hold on sorry everyone just let him eat his harness it's not gonna kill him i guess i could just like yeah he breaks it all you have to choose your battles i know um what i thought was really interesting is that like during quarantine like
Starting point is 00:29:43 they were actually quite um busy like they were doing they were being super safe but like they were planning things like for Courtney and then Scott's birthday and they were together quite a bit but like none of that was shared on social media because like the COVID police like in the last six months like those internet like policemen have become so like empowered and anything anyone does is like your mask is not fully covering your nose like it's so crazy and so I just find it interesting that they had this whole life going on in Calabasas and they literally live in a simulation like things go on there like nobody knows about it it's crazy and I just find it interesting that they had all this stuff going
Starting point is 00:30:18 on and like nobody knew about any of it yeah no definitely really interesting also seeing how they all coped like Kim and the four kids. And we had reported on it because she like shared in an interview how overwhelmed she was at the time. And we were like, oh, how hard it must be. Yeah. But like, honestly, it looks extremely overwhelming. But then when she finally got rid of her kids and was like, I miss them so much.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I'm so bored. Like, I just, I love her so much. Me too. She was just like, to North, get out. I know. Like, I feel like, you know, of all the kids, North is probably at the age where she's like was the most annoying. And I think she has so much energy.
Starting point is 00:30:49 She has so much personality. Like it must just be a lot. Right. And no, like they have the privilege of probably having each kid as their own nanny. In real regular life. So to go from that to nothing is a real shock to the system. Yeah. But my, this is actually last week when we
Starting point is 00:31:05 didn't recap it kim was doing that foot peel mask that scott gafer and me and ben did it last week our feet like our bed is disgusting i have to literally vacuum the bed every day because so much dead skin my feet are peeling it's like a banana like my fresh is that the thing where you put your foot in it and then it's like a little no like a little glovey thing yeah it's like a foot glove yeah and then i got one for zach a while back it's amazing but it's like a little, no, it's like a little glovey thing. Yeah. It's like a foot glove. Yeah. And then I got one for Zach a while back. It's amazing, but it's like, it's the upkeep. It takes one to two weeks for all the.
Starting point is 00:31:32 And what's the goal? You just like get fresh feet. Well, I have like really dry heels and calluses on my big toe. So just like for the, and I get them pedicured and like exfoliated a bunch. But like for the first time in my life, like I'm literally shedding my dead skin. And it's like, it's years of dead skin. That skin that's crazy I don't I don't have problems like that I don't think well it's just a fun experiment when there's nothing else going on it looks really messy it's so messy like my dust buster like my little handheld vac has become my best friend like because it's just and I wear socks all around the house now to literally contain my dead skin that's insane it's disgusting that is so funny um
Starting point is 00:32:05 oh sorry back to the kardashian so the the scott uh rehab drama was actually very interesting to see to watch it unfold because we had like reported on it as it was happening but to see that like no one even knew that he was there he completely checked himself in he was just like trying to do what was best for himself that just like reminds me I feel like in a couple of the celebrity memoirs that I've read like celebrities will get to this breaking point and they try to seek out help and like they like what you would think would be best for them and it turns out to make a situation even worse and I'm just glad that he has the support system yeah that he has because he could have gone to like a dark place after that happened and whatever
Starting point is 00:32:43 he was feeling would have been even more exacerbated but I'm glad that he was able to like bounce back from the trauma and they inflicted on him seeing him on that family FaceTime like right after it happened I thought he would be like a little bit like he for me if like if that had happened to me like I would be like destroyed I would be embarrassed I would feel you know exploited and I wouldn't want to talk to anyone. And I feel like he had like kind of a good attitude about it. Like they were all joking how like he went there for trauma and they ended up like traumatizing him.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Like I feel like he had like a good spirit about it. And I loved seeing Rob in the family chats. Like I just, I love him so much and I'm so happy for him. And I don't even want him back on the show, even though like I love seeing him on the show. I really just want him to do like what's best for him and dream but I just loved seeing him and the way like he's honestly just like he's like yeah mom you're totally right like I just love him and I never see him totally really cute um other than that the only other thing was like Tristan and Chloe and I know it's
Starting point is 00:33:39 like so toxic but when I'm watching it I'm just rooting for them I'm rooting for them we've never seen this much of Tristan I don't know who he was a year ago that he's the new man now but like the way he was when he was talking to Chris and like talking about how like she's in the penthouse and he's in the basement and he's gonna like work his way back up and even when it gets hard he needs to look in the mirror and be like you did this you're here because of your mistakes yeah I I'm just I'm here for it I'm here for them I can see how it would be like challenging for Chloe to like fall back into love with him of course but I trust I I I really I ship he's doing the work you know a year's worth of like being a good man eating shit and being there for her like
Starting point is 00:34:20 that's that's real stuff I know and part of me is like I know it's toxic. But like they have a kid together. And they obviously love each other. And I think Tristan loves being a part of their family. So it's just like oh we need to talk about Kim's birthday vlog. Oh fuck I didn't watch it yet. Oh my god Jackie. I'm sorry. I've been so busy.
Starting point is 00:34:37 So she put together like an eight minute IGTV. And it wasn't really anything crazy. It was just like footage from the weekend. Where basically like all they did was drink. And Kim was actually drinking. Could you like see what she was drinking? She took a shot of tequila like on camera. Okay. And it was really anything crazy. It was just like footage from the weekend where basically like all they did was drink. And Kim was actually drinking. Could you like see what she was drinking? She took a shot of tequila like on camera. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And it was just like crazy because she really doesn't drink. And pretty much like every night they like got drunk and stood on the beach and like all stood in a circle and like had a dance circle. And Corey literally went wild and did a split.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And the whole crowd of people around him, Tristan, like they went nuts. I don't think anyone knew that he could do the splits oh my god it was so funny and it was like a really like blurry like honestly like poorly done vlog but it was just like a real insight to what that weekend was like and it was like so fun and happy and I never honestly never saw Kim like dance like she was dancing with Simon and Phil like she doesn't dance no I know so it was like it was really cute. I actually really enjoyed it. And I'm loving them exploring new formats.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Totally. Oh my God. I have to watch it. That sounds like such a treat. I'm obsessed with Corey. Me too. Like firmly obsessed. Like need. He's one of my favorite people on the show.
Starting point is 00:35:37 And I think that honestly, like I think him and Chris have like a very healthy relationship. I completely agree. And I love his relationship with the girls. Me too. Especially with Kylie. Me too. I completely agree. And I love his relationship with the girls. Me too. Especially with Kylie. Me too. I'm completely here for it. And I'm going to treat myself to that.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Jackie, the vlog was so funny. Like when he did the split, it just like came out of nowhere. And it was so funny. And that trip just looked like, oh my God, I literally would have given my right arm up just to like fucking be a part of it. But other than that, good season. And I really liked how they did all the quarantine content. I think the way that they filmed it. I can't believe that was on iPhones. I know, like multiple iPhones. But then I was getting confused because we knew that there was one behind them showing their conversation and one in front of them. They showed us how they set
Starting point is 00:36:21 it up. But then the one in front of them, when they would show us like that angle we never the camera behind them wasn't there so I saw the camera behind there many times but many times I didn't like well that was just like angles no but like I guess yeah maybe maybe maybe they didn't okay fine I really hope that they like every single one of them like gives it their all for the final season like I want Rob Kendall Kylie like I want everyone giving their all like making this an amazing season because I'm really sad like that it's coming to an end. I know, but I just am holding out hope that the new, whatever's next,
Starting point is 00:36:53 that there's more show, just a different provider and format, et cetera. Also, I think the most interesting thing about watching them in quarantine was seeing all of their natural hair. Yeah. Kim's is really short. Chloe's is short and blonde. And Courtney's is short too. Yeah. I just thought that was really
Starting point is 00:37:10 interesting because they're always like wearing wigs and extensions. Chloe had like amazing nails the whole time. Yeah. Like the claws. Yeah. So I wonder how she did that. I don't know. And then Southern Charm which was good. I mean I'm just so in love with John Pringle. And I just, like, really am rooting for him and Madison. You're in love with him? I think only as it pertains to Madison. Like, he's definitely acting inappropriately because, like, she's fully in a relationship. But, like, you know, I think I've come to the conclusion that, like, maybe her and Austin just, like, are not OTP. Oh, I think that they are OTP.
Starting point is 00:37:39 But I think, I don't mind what John Pringle is doing because I think it will make Austin step up more and be more of what Madison deserves. But like, I really do think that Madison and Austin are OTP. Like they just can't quit each other. I really love Catherine for two reasons. One, she's the only person who points out how bizarre it is that like Patricia is like having such a heavy hand in everything, like making comments to Madison
Starting point is 00:38:03 about her relationship with Austin. When it's like, Catherine's the only one who's literally saying like, this is like an 80 year old woman. Like, like making comments to Madison about her relationship with Austin when it's like Catherine's the only one who's literally saying like, this is like an 80 year old woman. Like why is she getting involved in your relationship? No, when she was like, it's like we're on the instant cover and she's the one holding the puppets at the top.
Starting point is 00:38:14 And it's like, that's exactly what she's doing. And even though Catherine and Patricia are in a good place, so you would think like Catherine wouldn't want to cross Patricia or like say something. Fuck that. No, but like she's not crossing her.
Starting point is 00:38:23 She's just saying the obvious. And the other thing I really loved about katherine which happened last week was when leva like just really confronted her like hands down like you cannot say the shit about cameron like she was very unapologetic and i really agreed with katherine and the way that she handled that whole situation it's like why is everyone allowed to say anything they want about me and Madison like we're just like the like the uh what's the word exception yeah sure that works like they're just the exceptions but if anyone says anything about anyone else like it's like how could you say that like and I just I and you know what even though everyone loves her and I liked her too like Cameron was for like the last eight years like really the the pot stirrer like and just like the mover of pieces and also she was so influential in the group that if she had been more sympathetic towards
Starting point is 00:39:09 Catherine everyone else would have been but like yeah and so you don't get eight years on a show with she literally had eight years on a show and never once never met her husband like so surface level whereas like Catherine's literally bleeding out with her custody cases and Thomas getting a girl pregnant like so much and it's just like if I were Catherine I would be pissed too and I would just say whatever the fuck I wanted and it's worth noting that Catherine did not make that rumor up because I heard it too like a year ago yeah no but I guess Leva was just upset with her for repeating it and which I hear you being a good friend Leva but it's like do you know what's gone on here for the last seven years yeah for sure but she's just doing like seeing it from
Starting point is 00:39:43 her perspective I absolutely love Leva me too like with every passing episode last week I watched and that was like my note for the week like I love her her businesses are so impressive so impressive so interesting her son's name is little which I think is the cutest thing ever she was calling him little and like that's like like little right and then his name popped up on the screen I'm like I love that name. Me too. Do you have a piece of tape on your shirt? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:40:09 This? Yeah. Is that design? Oh, I thought it was part of the shirt. Is it? No, it's Vetements. So I'm like, they just do weird stuff. Oh, leave it.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Actually, it might be. It might be if it's Vetements. Leave it. It's definitely not. Are you sure? Okay. It's definitely not. Yes, by the way,
Starting point is 00:40:26 I totally agree with Leva. With you about Leva. Like, I loved her. I thought her businesses were so impressive. And how they all talked about Republic. How it literally changed the social scene in Charleston.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Like, they don't even remember life before Republic. I just thought that was so impressive that her and her husband did that. And I just love people who go on reality shows and are so proud of their culture and I
Starting point is 00:40:46 think that's why like I love Shaws of Sunset so much because you learn so much and it's just like cool to see people who are so proud of where they came from and I loved it like in Charleston where I'm sure there's like no Persian people she was just like so proud of her cooking and her mom and it was just I love people who do that so I actually this episode really made me like Leva when I was like a little turned off to her when she was just like so aggressive to Catherine last week but I'll actually like and and then I liked her comfort even though I probably agree with I I hear I see where Catherine's coming from I really liked leva's confrontation style like she just was said it like it was like no holds barred and I think that even though Catherine like felt the
Starting point is 00:41:21 way that she did she was like okay like oh yeah She stood up for herself, but she was like, I'm not going to keep going down this road. Yeah. Also, I just need New York to open up one of those bars where your dogs can run around. What the hell was that? I need that. I had so much anxiety when Danny's dog was in the mud because it's a white fluffy dog. But they were having so much fun. It really bothers me that Shep's dog's name is Craig.
Starting point is 00:41:43 I know. It's so rude. It just harks back to when Shep's dog's name is Craig I know it's so rude it just like harks back to when Shep was the biggest fucking asshole ever and like to name your dog after your best friend is like so nasty no I agree and it's like part of me like really does try so hard to see the best in Shep like he didn't know Peter and Madison fucked like part of me like really really but part of me like just can't because he's like the worst you know I know I feel like he's making strides he's making strides and I really liked his conversation with Madison
Starting point is 00:42:10 by the way like Madison I don't know why everyone keeps starting with Madison I know it's like she's the last person I would want to confront she comes out on top so on point like every she just she will roast you don't start with her I agree because she will finish it yeah I agree finish you she'll finish after years of Shep just like going after everyone on the show and everyone sort of just like cowering and and scurrying away like she's like nah fuck you and yeah define your relationship yeah no I love her I I love her I think she's a wonderful reality television star and a great woman um so yeah I think that was it oh I did watch um the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on Watch What Happens Live I caught up on Watch What Happens Live yesterday first of all
Starting point is 00:42:50 the episode with Darius Rucker and Reba was absolutely incredible like I recommend everyone watch it it was just like a great night to be a Bravo fan and a pop culture fan and Andy did the segment is how fancy is Reba and it was like because she's like so rich like when was the last time you flew commercial like all these questions it was great when was it last year um and Darius Rucker was like wow really um then the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City were on it was so messy like everyone and their tech problems like Mary's camera was like literally on the floor and at least it was so blurry like but I it was interesting to see them in that setting I agreed Jen Shaw is my queen Heather is my queen and I'm it's unfortunately just gonna be like a big fat
Starting point is 00:43:30 no for me from Lisa is that her name I get Lisa and Meredith confused I'm sorry explain why she was giving you were right she was giving off like very um like premeditated like I've been waiting my whole life for this moment yes and like even just her look and everything and like Andy and like she just tries like she's like like putting herself in the housewives hemisphere like even though she's literally been here for two days like she has one photo from a press party with Bethany and she was like I met her I'm so happy for her and her empire no it's like you literally met at a party once seven years ago and you're proud of her like it was just very thirsty so I totally saw what you saw but you definitely planted it in my head like oh for sure which I can do and did you like Meredith more on Watch What Happens Live yes oh my god so Meredith got something done like lip filler or something
Starting point is 00:44:12 that made her look way different than Lisa which was giving me like Kyle Richards vibe which was very helpful I need her to continue filling up her face and yes she wasn't so thirsty it was like and you would ask a question and there were certain people like Jen who were like Heather who like literally could not wait to answer the question. And Lisa was just like, Meredith was just like, I will speak when spoken to. Like she was very relaxed and not thirsty and Whitney too. And Mary, because I don't think Mary had any idea what was going on. Like she was just not present.
Starting point is 00:44:39 She couldn't figure out, like she couldn't hear anything. Like she was not there, but some of not there yeah but um some of them were really thirsty and some of them were not like and I just thought that was interesting I thought it was interesting the question that Andy asked about like how does the town the city of Salt Lake City and you know the Mormon community feel about the show and Lisa was like they love it like everyone's so happy that housewives are here she's talking about herself so fake and then Heather was like I couldn't disagree with you more and Heather is like really connected to like the core, like legit parts of the church.
Starting point is 00:45:07 And like she would know. Yeah. And also I just feel like Lisa is just saying how she feels. Like we love it. We're so happy. Of course. So it was a really busy week of television watching. I'm honestly relieved that it's over.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I know. I guess next week without CMAs, like we get three hours back. And no Kardashians because it. Kardashians. No Kardashians because this was the season finale so four hours back next week yeah no premieres though oh please well you know Total Bellas started again but I didn't watch um I didn't watch but sometimes I do I don't know I really like that show and like sometimes I catch one episode and then I like fly through the season. Well, I'm actually thinking maybe I'm not going to watch TV this weekend
Starting point is 00:45:46 because that's literally all I did. And Crown drops. No way! In two days. November 15th. Oh, that is very exciting. Yeah. That just, oh look, Bruno sweets the crown.
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's dropping. The crown sweets the crown. Crown teags. Hi, my boy. Hi, my sweetie pie. So we're going to wrap this up. Thank you, Bruno, for being here. Everyone follow Bruno on Instagram at PupsWithNoJob.
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