The Toast - S3 Ep189: Trivial Queen: Monday, November 16th, 2020
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone had an amazing weekend for all of our New York toasters.
I hope everyone is doing well after like the tornado? Question mark? Question mark. Like with no warning.
Like the weather's always like six days there's gonna be a tornado, five days. Yeah. And you know they do weather on the ones.
So it's like literally at 11.01, 11.11, 11.21, 11.31 they tell you the news. And like literally I'm watching
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire last night night which i have many thoughts on and literally uh it's like oh well there's a
tornado and i look outside it's so loud there's so much rain and so much wind and i saw videos of
like trash just being like swept around the city because of the wind like it was so strong it's so
crazy i didn't get a warning I didn't see
a warning I was just on my couch reading and then I heard like buckets being like sloshed against my
window and I was like what in the world and I went out to look and it was like it was craziness
insanity craziness so I just was like Bruno I've got you I've got you you're safe in the kitchen
peeing oh first it was a pee in the kitchen kind of day um also last you saw as Bruno was on this
show I was so distracted because my sweets was here and I loved having him here I love that you guys all got to
meet him he probably won't come back for like six months because it was so distracting like I
couldn't give my best thoughts and opinions and jokes no on the subject matter because I was like
is Bruno gonna be on my lap no I literally remember like those days and it's really traumatizing
because you're a working mom now and
like you want to be able we have this this is a child-friendly it's a family-friendly workplace
and as much as like it makes your life so easy to bring him so you don't have to leave him it
actually makes your life so much harder no it did not make my life easy whatsoever and the time that
I'm at the show is like great crate time for him and it gets him on a really good schedule for the
rest of the day so I'm glad you guys got to him. And you'll see if you want to see him again, like check out my Instagram at Jackie O Problems
or at Pups With No Job where the content is premium.
Yeah, it's like actually really sad.
But puppies do need a good amount of alone time.
So they're not like super dependent on you.
In my Cavalier book that I was reading, it says that the puppy should sleep 18 hours a day.
And you might feel like that's a lot, but that's what they need for their growth.
And it's a lot of change. And I feel like I need to be sleeping 18 hours a day and you might feel like that's a lot but that's what they need for their growth and it's a lot of change and I feel like I need to be sleeping 18 hours a day too no I think I am
sleeping 18 hours a day so I feel like I'm right on track yeah you're right on track um I want to
talk a little bit about who wants to be a millionaire okay you watched is there a reboot
I can't keep up who hosts Jimmy Kimmel oh I'm sorry and he is what qualifications no I know
he's so awful.
Like, I really dislike him.
And I really feel like, similar to how I felt about David Letterman, which maybe was unpopular,
I just feel like these kind of, like, straight white men, like, got famous in an era when,
like, only straight white men were, like, getting famous and getting on TV.
And it's, like, now that we have the internet, it's, like, really proving, like, how unfunny
they are because there's, like, just so many better people out out there and he was so bad and he was so chatty and like literally
I watched probably the last 45 minutes I missed like the first 15 minutes last 45 minutes the
show moves so quickly I think I probably saw six trivia questions like they talk so much like
should the answer to this move so slowly yeah so slowly. Yeah. You said quickly. Oh, sorry. Moves so quickly, I saw...
Slowly.
Oh, my God.
Having a stroke.
Like, literally.
Moves so slowly.
It was just infuriating.
Like, literally, it's, like, one question, and, like, Jimmy and the girl, like, were
talking about it for an hour.
Like, it was so boring.
Yeah, and then it's like, well, this reminds me of my childhood.
No, literally.
And the woman was, like a american sign language interpreter so like
she was talking like about how maybe her knowledge of the signs like could help her
with the answer and it was just so slow like yeah it was torture and i actually love game shows and
i love trivia like i love who wants to be a millionaire and the reboot is just fucking
trash like i mean everything about it sounds like trash they should get a different host in there because it's it's actually such an amazing concept for a show and I remember watching
it growing up and there are so many iconic moments and I feel like that guy got caught cheating
oh no yeah I was researching it last night like he had um someone in the audience cough when he
mentioned the right answer so he's on the final answer.
And it's like, it was actually really hard.
It's like, what number represents like, you know,
10 with 10 zeros or whatever.
And it has like the name of the number.
And it's a Google.
And he was like reciting all the answers.
And he was like, I definitely don't think it's a Google.
And the guy coughed.
And then he's like, wait, maybe it is.
And the host was really confused.
I think it
was who wants to be a millionaire UK but it's actually really fascinating that is such a scandal
because he won a million dollars yeah and his wife was there too and it was like a whole coordinated
thing oh my god honestly that's like kind of brilliant and yeah the fact that they pulled it
off like and won the game like they should keep the money like well it reminded me of Slumdog
Millionaire oh for sure maybe it was based off of that. It's an amazing movie. Amazing movie.
Yeah.
Amazing movie.
I totally agree.
It was one of those movies that like I didn't see when it swept the Oscars.
And I'm like, oh, Slumdog Millionaire is winning everything.
And then I watch it.
I'm like, oh, I understand why.
Oh, for me, it was like one of the first movies that I saw that was like of the Oscar season.
And I saw it that year.
And I was like, well, it should win every category.
It was the best movie.
It's also the only one you saw.
And then you feel so proud.
And you're literally a cheerleader for just that movie.
I've been there.
Yeah, but I feel like we still do that to this day.
100%.
Except now to this day, I've usually seen, of the top five or six movies, I've seen three.
Yeah.
And that's all you can hope from us.
No, 100%.
But I actually feel like I learned a lot during my time on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
It was just like random questions.
Like, do you know what is featured on European currency?
On European currency?
So I'll give you some of the.
Oh, yeah.
Give me the four choices.
It was inventions.
Okay.
Architectural buildings.
Okay. Oh, like landscapes. Okay. Architectural buildings. Okay.
Oh, like landscapes.
Okay.
And I forget.
Okay, so three.
And it's all of Europe.
European banknotes.
European banknotes.
Inventions.
I would say the buildings.
Yeah.
And also I would say that because of the way, like I just know you're playing.
I know, I realize. That you had to cover one first, like you weren't going to say the one that you knew. Oh I would say that because of the way, like, I just know your brain. I know.
I realized.
That you had to cover one first. Like, you weren't going to say the one that you knew.
Oh, my God.
That is exactly what I did.
And you sandwiched the answer in the middle.
Oh, shit.
And then you gave me another cover.
Am I so easy to read?
That's exactly what I did.
Wow.
I'm shook.
Yeah.
So I didn't know that.
So I was just, like, learning a lot last night.
That's really interesting.
Like, you're really educating yourself.
No, I know.
And I'm really.
And, like, so the first six questions are, like, really silly because it's, like, you went $50, $100, $200, up to $1,000., you're really educating yourself. No, I know. And I'm really, and like, so the first six questions are like really silly because it's
like you went $50, $100, $200 up to $1,000 and they're kind of easy.
And like, I deadass felt really stupid because I did not know one of them.
Oh, and I was watching with Ben.
No, you really learn a lot about people when you watch trivia with them.
Do you know Ben did not know who Amelia Earhart was?
Wow.
And, and so what is, where is Ben now?
Oh, he knows now. and he was like oh yeah like
I mean like I shamed him out of the house I'm like you don't know who Amelia Earhart is take
the offer but then in his defense I didn't realize I guess I never put together that Adam's apple is
actually like a biblical reference from Adam and Eve did you know that oh maybe if I thought long
and hard enough about it but no that's not what i would have thought of first me neither but there was like which body part is he knew that
it's from the garden of eden oh i didn't ask i had already shamed him into like silence that is
so funny yeah he's never gonna answer a question again no never and i just i always find it
interesting like ben and i i'm actually the same way too like i lack so much basic knowledge like
of like things like i guess everyone knows and that was one of those things where I'm like, you don't know who Amelia Earhart is?
I'm like, wow, you're dumb.
Yeah.
You're worse than me.
Oh, totally.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm loving this trivia journey for you.
I love trivia.
And I want that to be like my thing.
Like, oh, that girl, she's like so trivial.
Trivia queen.
Yeah, trivia queen.
She's so trivial.
You don't want them to say that about you.
No, I know.
I know.
Great.
Well, I had a really great weekend.
Like, a really great mix of plans and no plans.
Balance.
I think that's what they would call balance.
I read a very good book called Love Your Life by Sophie Kinsella.
And I would recommend it to anyone who's just, like, needing a light pick-me-up who hasn't read, like, a book in a while.
That was me.
And it was just light and fun and made me laugh a number of times.
Oh, love to see it.
Kind of like
girl with no job by claudia right that's how i would describe that book too yeah no me too for
sure and while we're on the subject of books i'm so glad you brought that up please head over to
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you're like, Claudia, why are you talking about this in October? I just need good presale numbers
so I can get into airports. That's pretty much the only reason. So check it out. Girlfandajob.com
slash book. I would really appreciate, you know, any and all support. Love to see it. We love to
support you. Thank you so so much I love to be supported
even though last night when we were facetiming you almost lost me as a fan yeah well Jackie
quoted my special and she just she used the quote wrong Claudia just like didn't find what I was
saying applicable and it's like you're gonna come for me for supporting you I wasn't necessarily
coming for you I was just hanging I've definitely left you hanging but um it was just because I was
like so invested in the crown because that's what I did last night. Oh, I haven't started The Crown yet.
That's going to be my activity today.
I was just like, I wasn't ready and I didn't want to rush it.
It's like I've been waiting so long for this.
I'm not going to watch it hastily in the middle of a book.
Yeah.
I'm going to take my time with it.
Like Bruno's never seen The Crown, so I have to explain the backstory to him.
And I just, I'm so excited.
That's going to be my afternoon today.
And I'm thrilled.
I'm only two episodes in. I'm so excited. I too am to be my afternoon today. And I'm thrilled. I'm only two episodes in.
I'm so excited.
I too am savoring it.
I'm not trying to rush through it.
But you know, I'm actually like not a big fan of like the Diana years in terms of just
like the monarchy.
Yeah, and pop culture.
Like I actually, and I think I might be alone and controversial in saying like I wasn't
like a huge Diana fan.
And I actually, I take the side of the monarchy, like in the monarchy versus Diana. I think I just I take the side of the monarchy like in the monarchy
versus Diana I think I just usually take the side of the monarchy yeah um so I'm looking forward to
like how they portray her um because it's one of two things like was she you know sweet and innocent
or was she like their sponsor general like we'll see what they say um so I'm just looking forward
like if you're a big Diana stan like you might not like what i have to say well let's see how it goes how it goes you'll watch it first i but she is a carbon copy the actress
it's crazy how much she looks like diana the hair is really triggering for me some of the photo oh
i'm sure that's right okay that's why i don't like her she doesn't like it's literally like a bowl
cut it's so bad she literally looks like she's like an eighth grader in the eighties. Like I hate the haircut so much. Um, but it like, that's why I don't understand fashion because not only is it
so ugly, it became the hairstyle like because of her. So maybe it's just like my, you know,
lack of fashion sense, but it's one of the ugliest hairstyles I've ever seen in my life.
And like, I can't understand it. Sorry. Well, we appreciate your honesty. She was like a child.
Like she goes hunting with Phillip and I'm like, that literally looks like Prince William. Like when he was a kid,
like that's literally the hairstyle he had. I'm so triggered by that hairstyle. Oh God. I hope
you can enjoy the season nonetheless. Yeah, no, I definitely will. It's just so good to have the
gang back together. Oh my God. I'm literally so excited. So we'll have a full recap when
we'll finish it at the same time. We'll coordinate. We'll finish it this week. Yeah,
we'll finish. Yeah. But like same day so that we can discuss it also this
is our last week of shows before thanksgiving break we're very excited um so that's just
something exciting usually this time of year we head out west for thanksgiving but you know due
to the pandemic we'll not be there so i am just going to spend more time in my bed. And I think that's great because
I've actually really been missing my bed. And I think your bed has been missing you. Yeah,
definitely. For sure. So in addition to The Crown, I also watched Potomac last night,
which will be in our TV recap segment. As did I. Also have a new episode of The Undoing to watch.
I didn't watch it last night. It's weird for me to be back on a show that's episodic and like
weekly. Yeah. It feels so unnatural. And like I just it's not enough for me to get by. But like everyone's talking about last night's episode. So before it feels so unnatural and like I just it's not enough for
me to get by but like everyone's talking about last night's episode so before it gets spoiled
for me I just have to watch it when I get home today. Got it and I'm gonna save it. I've come
this far like I'm gonna keep waiting. I think I can avoid no one's really like spoiling and I still
have no idea what it's about like literally no clue. It's so good. And I'm gonna continue down
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And you know what?
It's like, I have so many people in my life who love me.
But who loves me more than me?
Absolutely nobody.
And who knows what you want better than you?
Actually, I'm very indecisive.
It's my Enneagram 3 thing.
So actually... I think I know what you want better than you? Actually, I'm very indecisive. It's my Enneagram three thing. So actually, I know what you want better than you. A hundred, one thousand percent. I just like say
things and I forget, you know? Yeah. I think we should normalize getting gifts for ourselves.
I think it's been normalized. I don't think you have to like champion that movement. Sometimes
you need a reminder. Yes, a reminder for sure. So I wonder what I'm going to get myself this year.
Yeah, I'm thinking like, I don't know, a jet. Okay, first story, really the big
story from the weekend. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis have ended their engagement after seven
years. Their children are the priority. Wait, were they not married? No, they were engaged for seven
years. It was the seven-year engagement. Interesting. Yeah, that's always, I didn't realize that
beforehand, but that's always like a red flag. Right, and not that there's anything wrong with
not being married, but it's like if you're getting engaged, it's with the purpose of getting married.
Yeah.
But you know what?
Actually, I'm taking that statement back because now that I think about it, sometimes we talk
about celebrities who probably like shouldn't get married for like legal and financial reasons,
but they are life partners and you know, you want to wear a ring.
Yeah.
So you get engaged, but then you don't get married.
Yeah.
I guess like, I think maybe now people who are just like permanently engaged that's like the new
like partnership you know yeah and I actually see complete like the reason why you would do that and
right so I take back what I said okay I'm taking it back the couple share two sons I mean they
share a son Otis Alexander and a daughter Daisy Josephine and I just love those names me too I
actually was really shocked by this.
I just kind of, there are some people who are like so cemented in their relationship that like you legitimately forget about them.
No, you forget about them.
Like their ships are out at sea.
They're anchored and they're not coming in and out of the port.
You're not thinking about them.
There's no real maintenance.
And this was one of those ships and the ship has sunk.
I just feel like there are some people in this world who's like relationship goals
were Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis.
And they're rethinking everything.
No, and I'm thinking of those people because it can be a real shock to your system
when the belief system you built on love
is surrounded on this one relationship
and then it's over.
No, I know.
And there are a few couples where it's like,
I'm worried if something ever happens to them
because for the people who have invested so much in them emotionally.
And it's like, if these certain couples break, like love isn't real, you know?
For some people.
For some people, yes, of course.
But I feel like this might have been like a real goals couple for like a lot of like
Pinterest like users.
And I'm just, if you're one of them, I'm hoping that you're okay.
And I'm just checking in on you.
Yes.
Well, the split happened at the beginning of the year.
A source close to the couple tells People
it's been amicable and they've transitioned
into a great co-parenting routine.
The children are the priority
and the heart of the family's relationship.
Well, that's actually really nice for them
that they broke up in the beginning of the year.
They figured it all out.
They're definitely in the better place now.
And now they're releasing the news
and they had all this time and space
to be able to do that.
Do you think that this was a quarantine like result or like maybe they're just weren't
shared well when I hear beginning of the year like I think January through March right yeah
so that oh I guess that was not quarantine right yeah okay I'm just still really surprised
yeah it's it's surprising they they're like mad cute and I don't know but then
I also just feel like it's what's best clearly you know it's not like they didn't give it their
old college try yeah I just feel like everything celebrities do these days is just so predictable
so when there's a story that like legitimately like surprises me and like catches me off guard
I'm like shook by that feeling you know yeah and when there's a couple that has managed to keep their breakup out of the spotlight for let's say six months
it's a big deal totally yeah good for them honestly yeah I feel like um he's not my type
but like I feel like people are obsessed with Jason Sudeikis he gives me Justin Timberlake
vibes just no don't don't sell his name no I'm I'm just saying looks wise which is like not my
type but I feel like there's a lot of you know single women who are like really excited about No, don't sell his name like that. No, I'm just saying looks wise, which is like not my type.
But I feel like there's a lot of, you know, single women who are like really excited about this, you know?
That's true.
And I'm happy for them.
I'm not one of them, but I'm really happy for you guys.
I don't associate him with like the Justin Timberlakes of the world.
Oh, that's so funny.
I do.
And also for me, like because he's funny, like he goes into like funny guy category.
And that automatically makes you more handsome.
Yeah, and that's a great like bin to be in.
Yeah.
It's like the Vince Vaughn bin.
Yeah.
The Jason Segel bin.
He is in that bin for me.
Where is he?
I don't know.
He needs to come.
Where are you?
Wherever you are.
We miss you.
We miss you.
Like you just,
I feel like he made so much money with,
um,
how I met your mother and like,
then his iconic movies.
Like he's just like,
doesn't need to work
but he doesn't know like the Jason Segal stans are like so waiting with bated breath and if you
could just like do something for us like it would mean a lot. It would mean a lot like we could
really use that right now. What do you think what was his last actual like working job? Well you
know there's one way to find out. IMDB literally my best friend and I recently found out that I've
been paying IMDB pro $21 a month for like a year.
I don't even remember signing up for it.
You sign up through your Amazon and I'm like so upset about it.
Okay, so he's currently filming a movie called The Sky Is Everywhere.
Oh, that doesn't sound funny.
No, and he plays a character named Big.
Shit.
Yeah.
Fuck, that sounds like he's trying too hard.
Before that, in 2020, he was in the Princess Bride TV series Short. I feel like too hard before that in 2020 he was in the princess
bride tv series short i feel like we reported on that that it was coming and i guess it came
don't remember before that he was in dispatches from elsewhere okay maybe i'm not a jason segal
so i've never heard of these our friend before that come sunday before that the discovery before
that the end of the tour he played dav David Foster Wallace. Is that the author?
Yeah.
I'm like, it's not David Foster.
No, no, no.
I didn't think it was.
You know, he wrote that poem about telephone poles.
Before that was the travesty called sex tape.
Oh, that was a travesty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that really was like his last work that we would know.
Got it.
Okay.
Well.
Okay, he's due for a comeback.
Yeah.
Like, it's time.
I just feel like he doesn't care. Like, he's so rich. I know. But you know, like, if he's an for a comeback. Yeah, like I it's time. I just feel like he doesn't care.
Like he's so rich.
I know.
But, you know, like if he's an artist, like the art, of course, compel him.
No, artists are so compelling and they're compelled, compelled to do so.
Right, right, right.
No, I hear that.
They don't just like make art for the profit.
Oh, well, some of us do.
No, but then that's not real art, you know?
Oh, you know, I beg to disagree. I beg to differ. Sorry. You really want to disagree? Yeah, no, I'm begging
you, please disagree with me. No, I'm over this whole narrative where it's like, if you want to
make money, like you can't be good at your job. Like, why can't you want both? Oh my God, no,
that's really not what I said. And I was just like speaking on behalf of artists. I really wasn't
like trying to start with you. Yeah, no, no I actually as I was falling asleep last night I was having
this like argument in my head do you ever like maybe I'm I'm such just like go through all my
arguments point by point kind of but you ever like I go through my arguments but I'm like if I was
ever invited on Joe Rogan like this is what I would say and like I go through the interview
like in my head about like all the good points I feel like I make that like I want to talk to Joe
about do you know what I mean a hundred percent okay okay and I don't know if that's just because we
are who we are but like we we talk for a living I feel like people just like talk to themselves
in their heads like my whole day is just like conversations with myself that I never have
actually that was a point that we made from one of our books in the redheads it was like
she it was actually a terrible not a book, but it was a little above our pay grade.
But it was from Glass Hotel.
She was like, had a long lost friend or relative or something that she had argued with in her head so many times.
So that by the time they got to the point of the conversation, it was like so easy because
she had said everything a million times.
That's funny.
You know what I mean?
So that's what I feel like it is.
Like, even if it's just like a friend or something, you're always just like going over your points
in your head. Oh, and I'm the queen of like going over points in my head 700 times and
like when it comes to the conversation i'm like i love you say i didn't mean no literally like i'm
the worst people just assume that because i'm like really like extroverted and like chubby
that i'm like i like live for confrontation and I fucking hate confrontation like I'm actually
like I will I'm so conflict diverse like I will do anything like not to have an uncomfortable
conversation but people are always trying to start with me because they just think it's like what I
want you know because I give off that energy maybe people are trying to start with you because like
they have something to say to you no I don't think so I don't think so damn okay well condolences to um the Sudeikis Wild
family Wild Stans and also now they're two interesting A-list people back on the market
look forward to seeing what they do next wait actually just one more thing about this um
who did you think of when you heard that these people broke up like do you have like a friend
who's like like they're like their go-to couple is like
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde well no but we have a friend who for some reason just reminds
me of Jason Sudeikis who well I know what the reason is Kristen and Pete they do yep just I
like it's a long story but they just remind me of oh well I like immediately thought of my friend
Abe who's like obsessed with Jason Sudeikis and like thinks Olivia Wilde's like the hottest girl who ever walked the earth
and I'm like I'm worried about him today I'm gonna have to call him I'm gonna have to call
him today just to like check in check in on your friends like who are standing Olivia Wilde because
they're not okay yeah and also just check in on your friends period yeah please check in on me
next up speaking of some relationship news,
Taylor Swift says Joe Alwyn absolutely understands
how fame affects their privacy.
Taylor Swift and boyfriend Joe Alwyn's lack of privacy
in their relationship was the inspiration
behind one of her new songs.
And it happens to be Claudia Asher's favorite song
from the new album, Peace.
Is this from the interview with the Paul McCartney cover?
Rolling Stone, Paul McCartney.
Okay, first of all, if you haven't listened to Peace by Taylor Swift,
I know it's like, if you hate Taylor Swift, you think you're cool,
just listen to the song.
Like, it'll make you cool.
The songstress told Paul McCartney in their new cover story for Rolling Stone
that the effort she made to give her current beau a sense of normalcy
was a challenge she worked to overcome.
Peace is actually more rooted in my personal life, she said to McCartney.
I know you have done a really excellent job of this in your personal life, said to mccartney i know you have done a really
excellent job of this in your personal life carving out a human life within a public life
and how scary that can be when you do fall in love and you meet someone especially if you met
someone who has a very grounded normal way of living without outright naming joe swift discussed
the tune piece in the context of the relationship she's in now they have been linked since spring
2017 and are notoriously private well i guess it's been three
years now since they've been together i like forget that she has a boyfriend because they're
so private yeah but we always knew peace was about just that yeah so it's always nice to get
confirmation on the the theories oh yeah and it's actually like the premise of the song is actually
really sweet like i'm sure being taylor schiff's boyfriend has like amazing benefits like the planes
and all that stuff but it's got to be quite difficult sometimes.
And I feel like that song that she wrote is like so beautiful.
It's like an apology.
Like, sorry, my life is so messy.
But then it's like, even if she was a regular girl, like everyone's life.
Everyone.
No one has peace.
There's always ups and downs.
Yeah.
But I actually really liked the concept that Rolling Stone did with those covers. There was, like, three different covers with three, like, kind of new contemporary and, like, older musicians, like, banded together.
And, you know, I saw Paul McCartney at dinner, like, two weeks ago.
Did you say hi?
No.
He is so old.
Like, I've, like, so old looking.
I don't know how old he is in real life.
Well, there's one way to find out, Claudia.
Oh, my God.
Jackie, like, gets an iPad once.
I know.
Because everyone's like, hold on. He is 78. Yeah. I was getting more like 88 vibes.
Okay. That's always what you want to hear. Yeah. No, he was really giving me like,
remember when we used to go to the country club in Florida with our grandparents? Yes.
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lovebookonline.com slash toast you know know who would love a love book? Who? Khloe Kardashian.
Actually, she would.
She 100% would.
And she's moving out of her magical Calabasas home.
Bye bye, beautiful.
This is crazy.
This is crazy because she has lived there for a really long time. I feel like a lot of the other sisters have moved around a lot.
But she has lived there for a while.
And did she just renovate?
Remember she had to rent because she was renovating it?
Oh, very, very true.
And she just had the home in it come into her garage. Like, what was the point? I mean, who knows? I'd be so
curious to see where she moves next, but the home sold for $15.5 million, which is more than double
the $7.2 million she paid for it six years ago. Wow, what? Look at this investing queen. Also, this
home is so rich in history, it used to belong to Justin Bieber before her, and then before that it
was belonged to the ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, Nicole Murphy.
Wow.
I just feel like this home has really good vibes and energy.
And I feel like every time we've seen it on the show, I love Chloe's decorating style.
And I feel like that's also why it sold for a lot, like with all the furniture.
Like, look at this fire pit.
We've seen it on the show.
But like, doesn't that just look like a dream?
No, Chloe's furniture and design aesthetic is like oversized luxury oversized comfort like every chair is
enormous every couch is enormous her bed is fucking huge like I if I was like super super rich like I
would have Chloe's like everything like I would buy everything that she has 100% like the fact
that we saw her bedroom so much in this most recent season of keeping up with the Kardashians
and the fact that she has a living room in her bedroom with like big
chairs and a fireplace like was just nuts.
Nuts.
Interesting real estate factoid is that the estate now holds the record for the highest
price per square foot of any home ever sold in Calabasas.
Wow.
Look at Khloe.
I'm so shook.
I know.
And I really feel like it has to do with what we've been saying about her style of home
like.
And all the renovations she did.
Yeah.
Just like who wouldn't want to move into that beautiful, beautiful house.
And I feel like homes that have rich celebrity history in Calabasas always just go.
Yeah.
Like what like non-famous rich person like doesn't want to live in Khloe Kardashian's house?
No.
I have no clue.
Like I would invite all my friends over and like sniff the sheets.
Totally.
Guys, this is where Khloe farted.
Like let's sniff it.
Sniff, sniff. Wait. I just like I don't know why i find this so interesting no me
too and i also can't help but think about where she's going to be moving i feel like she's like
moving down the block for sure but like maybe an even bigger crazier more beautiful home if
possible you know what i actually found really interesting on this most recent episode of keeping
up with the kardashians when they did the drive-by for uh courtney's birthday party. How like Kourtney, and I thought this before, they only show Kourtney's
home from the back, but when they do the drone and they go above the house, you could see she
actually lives really, really close to her neighbors. Like there was a home right across
the street and on either side, which I just found shocking because I feel like they live on like
estates and I feel like their plots of land are really big, but there's like, it's like a
cul-de-sac. There's like a house next interesting on in the drive by party it did look like you know a serial tone yeah
but from the back it's like a whole thing yeah i just found that interesting like
courtney kardashian has like neighbors who like legit live a stone's throw away yeah that is
interesting yeah just not what i expected oh so you know kim doesn't have neighbors you know what
else is interesting oh my god and i don't house is just... And I don't think Kris does either
because she has that long driveway.
Like, they actually, you know,
they really pulled a fast one on us
with Kris Jenner's home.
Yeah, they show us a different house.
They don't show us the outside anymore,
but they used to show us that like brown house,
which was like not even remotely.
And I don't even think that house is like in California.
Like it was just so not it.
And then I feel like they made it seem like she moved,
but her house, her kitchen looks the same.
Yeah, but then also where she's been filming
like these quarantine scenes,
it feels like it's almost like a guest house.
Yeah, and it's so like airy.
Oh, that's a totally different house.
You're right, you're right.
She definitely did move
because she did Architectural Digest.
And that was like not even,
that was not the checkered floors.
Right, but then someone actually like sent me this picture from Rob's
profile where he was in the checkered floor to staircase like people think maybe he maybe moved
in to that house there's something they definitely didn't sell that house it's like I feel like they
really regret selling their original home like that ranch for sure because that's like a piece
of pop culture history and now the second home with the checkered floor is where Jennifer Lawrence came you know like that's a piece of
pop culture history too and I don't think they should or would ever sell it. Yeah. But I don't
think Chris lives there full-time. But now I'm saying like allegedly perhaps there's a chance
that Rob's living there. Yeah and with the quarantine stuff Kim and the kids like walked
across the street to um Chris's house remember to get Cheetos? Yeah. So I feel like whatever neighborhood
Kim is in,
Chris is in too.
Yeah.
Which is like the richer,
richer part of like
Hidden Hills, Calabasas.
I think Chloe and Courtney
live really, really close
to each other
because they both have neighbors,
which Kim and Chris do not.
And I have no idea
where Kylie lives
because we like never,
oh, she just moved into that.
She just got her new house.
The Fortress.
Yeah.
Is that in Calabasas?
No, it's like, it was in the valley well like yeah it was like it was like
that's why we spoke about it was like 30 minutes out of calabasas interesting yeah but kylie's like
a woman of she does her own thing and she's also like out on the town constantly like her living
an hour away like up north from like the life of hollywood the life of kylie it doesn't work for a
22 year old but for kim who's 40 like it's lovely. Lovely. And who has a million kids. Exactly. I could talk about
Kardashian real estate like all day. Like remember that house that Rob and Chyna were living in that
like Kris bought for them? Yeah. That was such a weird time in pop culture. Like. It was. When
Kris was just like trying hard to like make it all work. I mean that's what she does. That's what
she does. Okay in next story some exciting happy
couple news that also is just like a marker of time. Okay. Love is Blind's Lauren Speed and
Cameron Hamilton and Amber and Barnett are celebrating their second wedding anniversaries.
Okay did anyone else feel like we watched Love is Blind in quarantine? Like I we watched it
the week before quarantine literally because when Cameron and Lauren came on our show, it was like in March.
It was and I remember like we were when they came to the studio.
But then how would it be two years?
Because they filmed a year before it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
OK, that makes more sense because I'm thinking I'm like this show did not air two years ago, but it filmed two years ago.
It filmed two years ago.
They got married two years ago.
So it's just like really interesting.
And we have two happy couples celebrating wedding anniversaries. I mean mean Lauren and Cameron are like the least surprising thing ever like they are so
meant to be true love but I did not have high hopes for Amber and Barnett like I thought that
they would fizzle out quite fast and they're actually very cute yeah they are very cute all
four of them are and you would think like being in a new relationship is hard especially when you
met on a reality show and there are so many things that even after you've gotten married like you
need to work
out with your partner.
Plus like one year into marriage, you go into quarantine together.
Like that is just so crazy.
But I'm glad to see that all of these couples are doing so well.
No, it makes me really happy too.
Are there any couples from Too Hot to Handle?
No.
No.
Because I think the only ones.
Francesca.
Yeah, Francesca and Harry.
But they're definitely not together.
They're just not together.
So this is just really shocking.
I actually loved Love is Blind.
I thought it was like such an interesting premise for a reality show.
It was also like cringy and amazing, which is what makes it great.
But I also think like the experiment behind it was actually interesting.
Like, is love blind?
Interesting human experiment.
And I think it is.
Yeah, I agree.
I think it can be.
I'm really happy for them.
Actually, you know, Amber came up on my TikTok for you page.
She was going off.
Like, she replied to this comment because someone was like, aren't you the girl who's like husband
had to bail her out of like student loan debt?
And she just like went off on like how she got herself into debt.
And like Barnett has debts too.
And like she's since paid it off by herself.
I'm like, fuck off.
Like I'm sure that's like the one comment she gets.
Like people are always like to me, like, why don't you wear your say yes to the dress
dress to your wedding?
And I'm sure like for her, it's like 10 times worse.
And like, that's what she always gets.
Like, did you ever pay off like your $700 ulta bill like that's
literally what it was that's probably what she gets like all the time and it's two years now
it's like fuck off like yeah and so I actually really loved her response she went off on this
tiktok but it's probably annoying as fuck yeah for sure like uh everyone in America has debt
get over it get over it. Get over it.
Yeah.
So I just think that's really interesting news.
Two years married for these couples.
It is an interesting marker of time.
That's that's exactly what it is.
And our fifth and final story is your daily Nathan Apodaca update.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
What happened now?
The viral dream skateboarder has 320,000 reasons to smile because he has a new home that
he paid 320,000 in cash for wow it's a five bedroom three bathroom crib wow in Idaho Falls
well five bedrooms in Idaho for 320,000 we gotta move we gotta move yeah oh my god every time I
hear an update on this guy I fall more and more in love with him and I think he's literally turning into America's sweetheart like I don't know I just someone who
rises to fame so quickly makes like a lot of money really quickly and doesn't just like move to LA
and like start dating Instagram models like I don't know it's it's just so rare yeah the fact
that like he literally got so famous, like proposed to his longtime girlfriend
and now like bought a house in his hometown.
Like we have absolutely no choice
but to stand this role model.
Like we have no choice but to stand.
This is so beautiful.
Like this is just the definition of a story
that keeps getting better.
This is the American dream.
It really, really is.
And it's like going viral.
It's the 2020 American dream.
100%.
And like he's really, really famous.
I saw him do, he shot a commercial with Snoop Dogg.
Like he's really getting up there.
He's going to be in a Superbowl commercial.
A hundred percent.
For who?
I'm not sure yet.
Ocean Spray.
Oh, duh.
Oh my God.
That'll be good.
And if, and if they don't make like, if they don't take the opportunity, like Ocean Spray,
like I'll be really disappointed.
Yeah.
And if they don't, then like, I don't know, Minute Maid should.
And can I tell you what I learned about Ocean Spray?
I think someone posted it in one of the To toast Facebook groups and why it's like so wonderful that like this viral
moment happened for Ocean Spray because yes Ocean Spray is like this big corporation but it's
actually like the biggest coalition of farmers um like in the country so it's like the company's
made up of 700 like family-owned farms and like like the board I don't know how it works but it's
like it's not a typical corporation like it's actually like a farmer's farms and like, like the board, I don't know how it works, but it's like, it's not a typical corporation. Like it's actually like a farmer's coalition.
And like,
it's just,
they all send in their cranberries,
something like that,
you know,
and they all like run the company together.
I'm not entirely sure how it works,
but it's beautiful.
Yeah.
Right.
So it's like,
it's not corporate greed.
Like the farmers are winning.
Yeah.
And we love to see farmers winning.
We love to see farmers winning.
We are farmers.
Bum,
bum,
bum,
bum,
bum,
bum,
bum,
bum,
bum, happy for them anyways that's your latest update on Nathan Apodaca and we promise to never stop updating you because I'm just until like he doesn't become
relevant like I will be talking about him forever I'm just no and I just we need to thank TMZ for
constantly giving us these updates it's always TMZ who's like with your latest Nathan Apodaca
random tidbit of information.
Yeah.
Definitely.
I just.
I hope that he stays famous forever.
And like.
Just keeps on winning.
A hundred percent.
So you can hope for someone.
So we have a Real Housewives of Potomac.
Recap.
Which.
Yes.
They have been.
Teasing.
You know.
Ashley.
Telling Candace about the statement.
For two weeks now.
And we still didn't get it.
And we still didn't get the statement.
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okay Real Housewives of Potomac so this trip actually looks super fun and i really was getting annoyed that like i knew we weren't gonna get that black
latex moment between candace fuck you ashley fuck you like i just i can't believe how long
they've been teasing it i was at like the 45 minute mark and i'm like it hasn't happened yet
yeah and it's not going to happen even get to that party yeah there was a lot of like stuff
leading up there was also like a lot I realized of
like scenery like they're doing like so much they're sightseeing no no not even that like
where you know they usually like do a drone over Portugal and then we zoom in to the women there's
just like so much like b-roll exactly which it's like it's nice to see Portugal but I do feel like
they're dragging out this conversation yes Yes 100%. And just two things
that happened this episode
that made me take note
and they happened
at the end of the episode.
One Robin and the hats
and the modeling
and the leaving Karen out
when like Karen's photos
were no better or worse
than anyone else's.
When they put them up
on the screen
I'm like what am I missing?
These hats are ugly
but the photo's fine.
The photo's fine.
The one where she was
turned to the side like against the wall like perfectly fine like
the fact that she can't have it on her website and that next week like Karen's gonna have to like
be like where's my photo yeah it was like so cruel I thought I agree and like Robin like that's what
you're contributing to the season like you've literally been mute all season so irrelevant
and now you're gonna start drama with Karen over a hat where like literally you're making such a
mountain out of a molehill like there was nothing wrong with that picture there
was nothing wrong with that picture there was nothing so spectacular about the other girls
photos that like no ones wouldn't fit in with theirs I thought it was like mean girl so mean
going out of your way going out of their way to be mean and like Giselle being like well it's
because like she's not hip like neither of those you're truly wanted no Giselle, you're truly one to two. Neither are those hats.
No, Giselle is really one. Like, I really want to.
Giselle has incredible chutzpah
to talk about anyone else's style
because the ponytail that she was wearing
all episode was horrible
and that dress.
No, it gets worse every single episode.
Like, it really does.
There have been some really funny memes.
Like, I guess now we're all just like talking about Giselle's.
No, the Potomac audience has really just openly embraced on Giselle's terrible style choices and I actually want to support Robin
in this venture because I want her to be successful she's been through a lot but it just really rubbed
me the wrong way and then her confessional she's like I really don't want to like do this to Karen
it's like so then don't do it it's so contrived it's not like the photo was so bad like where they're all blurry like she's like or like the screen the lens cracked like no it's it's a
standard picture the hats are ugly like none of the other photos were that great like we're really
getting specific here she's going out of her way to make it seem like this photo is so much worse
there was nothing there she's being mean to Karen and I now find myself being so incredibly defensive
of Miss Karen Huger like I stand till the day I die the only thing I didn't agree with her on this episode
was constantly bringing up Juan proposing because if Giselle's giving her the heads up like shut the
fuck up there's like something going on like that you don't need to know but just like stop bringing
it up a good friend knows like not to bring it up well I don't think she brings it up again after
that I just don't think she knew what she was doing before but I also like couldn't keep up
with what people knew and what people didn't know and also like I just don't think she knew what she was doing before. But I also like couldn't keep up with what people knew and what people didn't know. And also like, I just don't care about it.
No, I know. I just, I agree though. The hat thing was like really going out of your way to be mean.
Like really, really mean. Now I'm also, it's crazy how most of the time I'm like very steadfast in
my housewife beliefs. Like if I love you, I love you. Even if you wrong me, like I'll still love
you. But I think this has been like a really transitional season for me and when I think about how far I've come like at the beginning of Potomac
I literally hated Ashley Darby and I fucking hated Karen Huger so much and I really like
Stan Giselle and I low-key like loved Candace and now I am so turnt like it's literally the
opposite like I think Ashley Darby is one of the best housewives ever like she really lays it out
she's always involved in the drama but she's always knows how to, like, move past it.
Like, I just think she's amazing.
And I think Karen Huger is, like, so wise.
Like, I really, like, want to nestle my, like, face in her neck and just, like, go to sleep.
Like, I just really, like, trust her.
And I can't stand Giselle.
I think she's, like, actually one of the meanest girls I've ever met in my life.
And cannot stand Candace for obvious reasons.
I completely agree.
And I pretty much agree with you.
Because in the beginning like I was totally team Giselle.
And now I'm totally not.
But I've always really liked Ashley.
I've always thought she contributed so much to the show.
And now just seeing her like in this new role.
Where she's like kind of wiser.
And more compassionate and empathetic.
Like I'm just like I love this for her
and I love to see the growth she's younger than everyone so she like her and Candace like both
kind of have like a little bit more growing up to do and I feel like the Ashley Darby we know now
is like so much more mature than the Ashley Darby we knew like five years ago and I just am loving
her journey I love growth I think we're all entitled to it and like I just love I love to
see it I do as well so that brings me to the second critical thing that happened in this episode which was the Ashley
Giselle and Robin sitting by the pool Ashley telling them about that she wrote a character
statement and I just thought this this scene like was just so telling like first of all Giselle and
Robin like really they were like so shook by it because they really thought that they were going
to get rid of Monique with this like they were so here like cheering on can't even even the fight
cheering on Candace taking down Monique like just how dare she how dare she like just making it so
much of a bigger deal than it is such a moral high ground such a moral high ground and like just
not even associating with Monique but like now now Monique is fighting back, which she has every right to do.
And they're like watching how it's going to turn,
like swing the other way.
And they're like, how could you,
what do you mean?
How could you,
she's just saying like what her experience has been.
Also when Robin was like,
well,
why couldn't you just write a statement for Monique saying that Monique is a
good friend and a good mom?
Like the courts don't care what your friend thinks about you. And that's not what they asked for. Like that's why
that, cause that wouldn't do anything. That wouldn't help Monique. Literally. Like I just,
I was, I wasn't surprised by, uh, Robin and Giselle's reaction. Cause they're just like
so steadfast in their support for Candace. It was just like so interesting to watch them. Like so
shook, so shook because they, they're so here for for Candace like coming for Monique in every way
and like really to the point where Monique will end up off the show which is what they always
wanted yeah I don't I mean it's tough for her to like remain relevant when like she's literally
not on the trip but I actually don't think that she will be off the show I don't think so either
and even though she's not on the trip, is she getting paid for these episodes?
I don't know.
I think she has like a...
I think you...
You get paid per episode.
And the assumption is that
everyone's in every episode.
Right.
I think she might still be getting paid
for them to talk about her.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know
where we're going to go
with casting after this.
I don't think we could really ever
have a season again
with both Candace and Monique.
I don't think Monique's going anywhere.
Like, I don't know if that's crazy.
I actually think Candice has a higher chance of getting fired than Monique does.
I totally agree.
And a lot of the Bravo fans are really upset with Candice.
Candice is her own worst enemy because she might, in certain scenarios, like, have, you
know, some ground to stand on when it comes to, like, arguments with some of the ladies.
But what she pulls on social media is so childish and is so sophomoric like she gets
herself into so much trouble like even when every time they repopulate those tweets she sent about
Ashley like bed wench like saying the most evil things like she's her own worst enemy and now
she's under fire because I sent you this video I don't know if you watched it she did an Instagram
live like talking shit about this Bravo like blogger
who like blogs a lot about
about Potomac.
I had never heard of him.
Basically like saying
such evil, evil things
like I hope he drops dead.
His heart fails
like clogged arteries.
And literally
most very recently
he actually passed away.
So this video is going around
of her like right before he died
like saying awful things
about how she was.
She like just like a blogger
like a fan of the show like nothing crazy like she's just going after
him and it actually turns out that he passed away recently like I went down this rabbit hole
on TikTok you know really scary so that's a horrible story so she's just her own worst
enemy because yes technically Monique was the aggressor in the fight yes but also it's like
what you do on the show you can always make the argument that like it's for the show editing you
know no and like that yeah you know I got loud or this or that but like we're on a show like that's what
we're here to do but when you take it to those sorts of levels off the show you have absolutely
like no defense course and it's just you like take like showing your true colors yeah on another
level yeah no she's she says the most horrible things on social media and like I kind of am with Ashley like I know we're on a show and like we were supposed to move past this
but I'm actually still really upset about all the mean things you said about me like sorry I haven't
moved past it but I tried no 100% and also it's so funny because so much of Candace's like storyline
this season is like not only did Monique do what she did but like then she was on Instagram like
you know giving emojis to people it's like she did emojis no you're literally so much worse
like look in the mirror and I just really felt Ashley when it's like you know Candace doesn't
care about what anyone's going through and then it's like Candace is like I want to have a baby
and everyone's supposed to be like yay this is great we'll be there for you when it's like you
just say awful things about everyone anytime they open up about anything so it's like we're just
supposed to be like turn around and be happy for you no also Ashley and Candace had like buried
part of their hatchet for sure but they never really discussed like the way that
candace came for ashley when she was starting her motherhood journey like even though yes they've
gotten past some of their issues like what ashley was bringing up that last night at dinner was like
all new stuff that really ground that hadn't been covered yet so i didn't feel like she was
going back over it i actually thought she made really poignant points like yeah I agree
so now you know like now you are exactly where I was last year and imagine if I wasn't supporting
you and I want to support you because like I that's what I want to say right but like just
see how it feels also Candace like every time when she's like you know when she said something this
last night where it was like after the trauma with Monique like I didn't know if I would like
something about like still wanting to be a mom and it's like are you no that's more dramatic she
makes it like the the less we care the less I'm on her side and I think the less like I just don't
believe anything she says anymore it's like literally it's been three seasons of like I'm
gonna get a dog I'm gonna have a baby I'm really sing a song it's like come up with some new stuff
like no I totally agree like stop talking about it just be about it yeah wow she's not the most anointed one talking actually like I'm so over
Giselle but I love her I mean word on the street is that I'm the word on the street I just like
love her store her um taglines and you know who's really been killing not only the um confessional
looks but the confessional shade isn't Miss Karen H like always she's just a queen no she's such a queen so when she's disrespected it really like it hurts it hurts
yeah and she's you know she's the oldest one in the group and like nobody respects her that means
something like to me you know and she doesn't get any respect let alone the respect that she
deserves and when that happens like it really does bother me and so next week with the hats
and the website like i'm ready i really hope she says like I don't care like it's really not a big deal no I hope she
says like oh I don't care because your hats are hideous and I was just trying to be a good friend
to you but never mind that yeah on to the next one I know I just really hope she doesn't like
make Robin think like Robin like I think no Robin has this like oh she has her website and like she
thinks that there's like power there and like she's wielding it like I'm gonna let you in on the website oh no
I'm not and it's like I just want her to know like nobody cares I yeah I hope Karen plays it that way
but I I know that Karen will be hurt of course like but then also it's like with the housewife
sometimes like the bigger the victim you are like the more you get like sympathy so yeah oh if she
like you know it says, says to Robin like,
you hurt my feelings,
then all of a sudden like
everyone's on Karen's side.
Also, the only other thing
I wanted to say is
I usually think those like
pre-planned pranks are so stupid,
but I was actually
hysterically laughing
when Wendy pulled up
her covers in the sneaks.
So they're like,
that was very genuine
and very funny.
And I loved them
breaking the fourth wall
and showing the girls
watching on the monitor
outside in the hallway.
Hysterical.
Very good stuff. Very good stuff.
Very good stuff.
Yeah.
So hopefully next week we'll get the conversation between Candace and Ashley about the statement.
I'm not sure, but I actually think, but I thought so last week too.
Yeah.
I don't know where else we could go without that conversation.
But other than that, it was a pretty good episode.
And tonight there's nothing on, right?
I know.
But then I actually, I can't believe I'm going to say this. Like this like I miss I miss Bachelor on Mondays like I'm ready for it back yeah because
then when it's on Tuesdays then it's like Tuesday Wednesday Thursday there's so much we could just
like so ramped up yeah I agree I don't I I think once Dancing with the Stars ends it Bachelor will
be moved back one day I think that's how it works I don't know got it um but I don't work in
programming so I'm not sure um that's all we got anything else that leaves space for us to watch the crown tonight
yes and that's exactly what I'll be doing once I upon arrival to my home um anything else you
want to say before we wrap up um no just like I love T-H-E-O I love B-R-U-N-O I love Y-O-U
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