The Toast - S3 Ep193: Leaving On a High: Friday, November 20th, 2020

Episode Date: November 20, 2020

HOLIDAY MERCH IS HERE: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ James Charles defends TikTok star Charli D'Amelio after chef video backlash (NY Post) Luann De Lesseps dating Hamptons trainer Garth Wakeford (Page Six) Olivia Culpo reveals she underwent surgery for endometriosis this week (Page Six) Vatican asks Instagram how pope's account liked photo of Brazilian model (The Guardian) How Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip Are Spending Their 73rd Anniversary amid Lockdown (PEOPLE) The Crown Recap Southern Charm Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Happy Friday. Happy Merch Day. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Hope everyone has had an amazing week. It is a very exciting day here for a multitude of reasons. It's multifaceted. One, it's Friday.

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And now I do. And this one, this toasty black one, the lip of the phone case actually goes above the phone, which is like an important distinction in some phone cases. So if you were to drop your phone, like it wouldn't hit your screen. I have the toasty and bright one, which is just so festive. I love that one. I used that one last week, but then I switched it up. Me too. I've been changing them every every day like coordinating my outfits to my phone

cases it's so fun um so it's a big day it is it's a very big day and yes we have the news you need to know and we have some tv recaps but really what you need to know is that after months of waiting new tmt merch is here you know it's crazy this was such an unprecedented year we've only had two merch drops this year spring merch which was a fabulous drop in March. And that was our tie-dye, like, era. And now holiday. That's so crazy. Hopefully next year things will be less crazy and we'll just be able to go back to our,

you know, schedule. Yeah, but like this merch is so the vibe for what's coming for us in the next few months. Unfortunately. I don't even want to think about what's coming. And actually watching Southern Charm last night gave me the biggest pit in my stomach I totally agree watching them like realize slowly really slowly realize like that they actually have to stay home that no Craig you're not having your party John Pringle's kids aren't coming in two weeks and it's not just going to be two weeks yeah it was kind of depressing I'm like over the reality I

know there's no way to avoid it but I'm like over reality TV that highlights coronavirus. Like it's so depressing. But last night and like last night, everything was like three days to lockdown, two days to lockdown. And some aspects were really annoying, but then there were some really interesting aspects like Leva and her business.

Yes. And I was starting to get so upset. And I think next week they kind of jump to whenever Charleston is in phase two and they just like go to filming. They don't do a lot of Zoom filming, I think. So I'm really interested to see what happens. I know.

Like her whole business is hospitality, tourism. So that's the most vulnerable industry. One of the most vulnerable industries. And I felt really bad for her because she's like, literally if we go under like everything we've built over the last 10 years, it's just like we can't build it back. Yeah. And her business is so impressive. Like so impressive impressive and I think there's so much more to

her business than we know I think they own like a bunch of vacation rentals in the area they kept saying they were talking about rentals being canceled so maybe they'll get more into it next week and we'll see what happens there I just like I hope there's some good news but now with you know everyone saying that some states are going back into lockdown people are saying New York's gonna go back into lockdown so watching Southern Char New York's going to go back into lockdown. So watching Southern Charm and knowing that that's coming again, I'm just like... So upsetting. It's so upsetting.

But we will do the Southern Charm recap in our TV recap. And we will finally give our final thoughts on The Crown because Jackie did finish it last night. Finished. And I'm just so excited because I've been talking about it to anyone who will listen. I just want to chat. Well, now I have to do so much crown follow-up yes you know watching some interviews and maybe Diana in her words maybe that royal house of Windsor to see if I've already seen it apparently there's a book that Diana wrote I just I feel like now I need to go and find out what

happened yeah I need to get make get all the information and make the decision for myself because what I don't know the way that it went down on the show is not true I just don't believe like and if this is true if it is true that Diana did such an amazing job in New York that Charles yelled at her because it made Camilla look bad like that doesn't even make sense no that was so crazy he got so evil towards the end of the show no one's talking this has nothing to do with Camilla like no he I don't know if what it was like but like I'm just like now I'm talking about like a fictional tv show like that Charles the character towards the end becomes so evil like it was like it was unfathomable like when he's sitting at that table with all the secretaries like trying to plan her

trip and it's like oh well she's you know we don't want to overwhelm her and make her go mad. Like he's just so evil. Yeah. Also, the casting is good, but the Charles and Diana from this season, like they just looked way too young. They looked like kids playing dress up at a certain point. That guy was supposed to be 40 years old at the end.

Diana looks, I think, the way that she was supposed to look. But you're right. Charles looked way too young. Charles looked so young. They're like, it's his 37th birthday I'm like he looks 12 25 yeah I totally agree they should have um honestly I think they should have switched the actors mid-season because we started with a 19 year old Diana we ended with like 27 28 but I remembered and like the news dawned on me again that next season Dominic West is playing Prince Charles oh my god I forgot we

reported it yes but I forgot it oh no and now I remember it again well you know what now that I see the angle that they're taking it's actually really smart of them to have cast Dominic West because no matter someone's so unlikable yes no matter what he's in like you just think he's the most vile corrupt like the morally corrupt Dominic West like that's literally what you think. So, it's actually a great call. Yeah. I take back everything I said. No, I know, but like, ugh. I know.

But they need to, and they're going to switch all of the cast, like the king and the queen. Even though I think that Tobias Menzies is Prince Philip. Is Prince Philip. And I actually think he's like so handsome. Show me the difference. Yeah. Like, oh, and the queen and Prince Philip celebrated their 73rd wedding anniversary yesterday.

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really interesting so James Charles tweeted can you read this tweet he said this situation is not sitting right with me what this Charlie situation 100 million followers in one year and y'all expect her to know how to be a perfect role model death threats because she's a picky eater and made a joke about a milestone 30 plus year olds dragging someone half their age feels familiar okay so I pretty much went on a deep dive on TikTok so Trisha Paytas so for those who don't know she's like I think she would call herself like the most problematic influencer like of all time and I think she owns that like she's pretty much offended like every community she's on the Jewish community now but like we're not special like she's she's a really dark past and that's like become her thing um and her TikToks have

blown up and I think the route she's taking on TikToks is calling people out like now she's like the purveyor of cancel culture on TikTok and she was kind of the first video to blow up pointing out the D'Amelio dinner video. So not to, you know, give her credit for like this entire thing blowing up, but she was instrumental. She was a catalyst in this entire saga. Got it. So she, she's the 30 plus year old that James Charles is talking about. And I didn't realize that's who he was referring to, but then I realized I had actually seen Trisha's video and I thought she was just piling on but it was actually one of the first videos to like talk about this whole saga and even Charli D'Amelio on her live like was she went Charli D'Amelio went live yesterday and was just like crying like please leave me alone like I'm like she's just

been getting like crazy threats and she called out Trisha Paytas for being a 30 year old like who won't leave her alone so there there's this whole saga. And then, obviously, Trisha, literally yesterday, with all this drama, made over 50 TikToks. Like, she was just going nuts. And she responded to James's tweet. And, like, it wasn't even, she didn't really, I don't even remember what she said. Like, it wasn't anything of the sort. But James responded to her responding to his tweet. literally he just he he murdered it like it was literally I watched it so many times he talks as fast as us and you only have 60 seconds on TikTok and he was just like going at Trisha like for all the reasons why she needs to like seriously

sit down it's like you're now like the purveyor of cancel culture when like you will literally have been canceled more than anyone you're so problematic and she never acknowledges or apologizes like for what she did like she just moves on with her life like it's actually crazy and like she's best friends with Shane Dawson who's like the purveyor of problematic so many purveyors today no I know and then um she actually in her video responding to James's tweet like insinuated that James's friendship with Charlie's like weird anduated that James's friendship with Charlie is like weird and inappropriate because he's so much older than her he's 21 and she's 16 so it's like but Dixie's 19 so like together no and what he said he's like I'm literally friends with the

whole family and I reached out to them when like Charlie got so famous because I know what it's like to be like thrust into the spotlight at 16 and like not know what you're doing and I really even in the video of them having dinner like I actually felt like James was like a really good influence on the family and just like a good friend for them. And it's not weird at all. And like Trisha was trying to make it weird. So he just like, I don't know what the word I'm looking for it is, but he just like absolutely annihilated in this video.

Eviscerated. Eviscerated Trisha in this video. And just like the whole culture around like Charlie, like leave Charlie alone. Yeah, I do agree with that. Like people are allowed to be imperfect. It's funny. You posted the tweet to our Instagram, and I was reading the comments,

and, like, there was a handful of comments that were, like, pro-Charlie, and I was like, yes, you're right. And then there was a handful that were, like, anti-Charlie. How dare she? And I'm like, yeah, no, that makes sense, too. Like, with every comment, I was like, huh, huh, huh. No, I think we don't.

Like, I really see both sides. No, because I think we can all agree, like, the way that Charlie and Dixie were acting in that video was, like, childish and bratty, and, and like not a way that role models it's not like should behave best thing you can do but in the grand scheme of the world like kim there are people that are dying like it's really not a big deal and like we need to relax yeah i i agree and it seems like anyone who's like jumping on this train just wants, like is looking for a reason. Clout.

To end these girls. No, and like jealousy. Yes, of course. Really, Charli D'Amelio is the biggest influencer of 2020, the fastest growing of all time. And like, it's impressive. Jealous. Yeah, if you're so eager to, you know, step on someone's neck. Yeah, what I did think. did look at your own foot what I did think

was interesting was that James what it's just like a saying foot if you're so eager to step on someone's neck maybe look at your own foot did you make that up yeah it's pretty good do you really I don't know I'm gonna work on it I'm gonna workshop it I'm not understanding like the full message it's like you're so eager to step on someone's neck like with your foot like yeah of course maybe look at your own foot actually you know what I kind of feel that you know what I mean yeah that's like our whole philosophy around cancel culture in general it's like literally if you perpetuate cancel culture like you're next like what are you doing yeah true that's so true um

the only thing I was other thing I was gonna say was like after James tweeted and made the TikTok I definitely saw like the narrative change on social media and that was just like him being a really good friend to Charlie but also like really making a difference because at first when I would open TikTok all day yesterday it was like people railing on Charlie like as if she was literally like a demon and then after James like I really saw the narrative completely change of people being like stop bullying Charlie like she's a kid and I just thought that was like uh interesting to see like how powerful James's platform is and be also interesting to see how losery people are like they're so wishy-washy they just say whatever

like the cool people are saying yeah very very wishy-washy which I think just means that like it's not that serious if you can go from one side directly to the next it's just not that serious that you're so brilliant today like that's so true wow thanks I think I made up for my terrible metaphor no no both were good but this one was better thanks if you're so wishy-washy what did you say like if you're so easy like if you're so wishy-washy and able to like go from one side to the other it's just not that serious brilliant brilliant thank you okay with that i think we should move on to our next story like let's leave that while we're ahead leave that one on a high yeah luanne deliseps is dating hamptons trainer garth wakeford luanne has a

new man in her life and she is confirming that she is dating the hunky south african trainer garth wakeford the pair were spotted this month on a date at a celebrity hot spot in the hamptons and the and luanne confirmed the relationship on a podcast. What's the celebrity hotspot? I just want to know. They didn't say. Did I ever find myself in the Hamptons? They didn't say, which is hurtful.

But she said, apparently, she met him on Hinge. Wow. She said, but we actually met on the dating app. He lives locally in the Hamptons. When she saw pictures of him on the app, she figured, oh, he's too good to be true. But when they met for coffee with masks on, she said, oh, my God, he's exactly what he looks like on the app she figured oh he's too good to be true but when they met for coffee with masks on she said oh my god he's exactly what he looks like on the app oh my god i can't believe the countess uses hinge he's handsome he looks like a viking he's six foot six wow and they are so happy turning it on well i have to say you know the fact that she's dating a trainer actually

makes a lot of sense to me she's been working out so much on her instagram and i actually has she? And I actually thought, I'm like, why is homegirl working out so much? Like, we're about to go into a second phase of lockdown. Like, chill. But now it actually makes a lot of sense. And I'm so happy for her. Yeah. I'm so happy for her, too. She also said that she's working on a Christmas song, which.

Wait, that's amazing. Brilliant stuff. I actually think that could be, like, a huge hit. Yeah, we don't have a housewife's christmas song and i think when it comes to like quality our bar is much lower for christmas music i agree because you know yeah so i actually think like the brand of countess music is actually perfect also she could just do a cover like the countess singing last christmas works no but like the christmas no but she could do like a whole play on like being the Christmas count.

Christmas with the Countess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like something like that. Christmas with the Countess. I hope she has like all of her best producers on it because it could be so good. Yeah, let me know if you want to work with me. I've got some bars. Christmas with the Countess.

We're counting with the Christmas. That's pretty good. Thanks. Happy for Luann. Can we leave this one on another high? Yes. You know what? I agree.

Let that be a trend of today's episode. Let's just leave everything on a high. Sometimes we have, well, mostly me, have a way of like beating stories to the ground because I'm like not done talking about it, but like everyone's done hearing about it. And the point might have been made. So like. Yeah. You just.

You know what? One of my like, maybe like a bad quality, but I've really picked up on is like, I feel like when I'm trying to make a good point I have to like say it five times in five different ways in order for it to like come across. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I understand that. Because also sometimes like people misinterpret. So it's like if I say five different ways like you'll get the distill of what I actually said.

I just feel like I very rarely have good points. When I do I have to say it like multiple times. I think that's fair like go for it thank you that's why I'm always bringing up people are always like making fun of me um the fact that the paparazzi a dentist's funeral yeah I can't yeah there's a few things that like are my go-to examples yeah yeah but that's just like something cute about you I have to say I hate to disappoint everyone, but the dentist funeral metaphor didn't make it into my book because I thought it was important. I think it would be disappointing to everyone if it didn't make it into your book. My book is coming out January 26, 2021. You can pre-order it now at girlwithnojob.com book. It's available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble.

If you want to support local bookstores, you can go into your local book store and ask them to order it for you. Or you can go to indiebound.com or bookshop.com to find a local bookstore carrying it near you I just want to say like it's it's you know it's something that you always like bring it up it's whatever but the fact that you can own it and like yeah of course you know what because at first I didn't realize how frequently I was saying it until I got like a dm they're like or like a comment on youtube and they were like how many times is Claudia gonna bring up that example and I feel like it's a powerful example. And so I won't let, you know, the joke around it now, you know, devalue my metaphor.

No, I feel like now it gets stronger. Like now that I know that you know that you bring it up a lot, like I'm cool with you bringing up more. And I think it's worth mentioning, I don't think I brought it up even in this studio yet. So at least. That's not true. Really? Yeah. No. Yeah.

You probably brought it up, I'm going to say max, like three times. Oh my God. That's so not true. No, I swear. Definitely two times. I feel like I've had like a deja vu...

I've never brought it up in this studio. I feel like I've had a deja vu thought sitting here like, oh, here we go again. Jillian, have I brought it up in the studio? Oh, she's...

More than once. She's unbiased. Yeah. Fuck. Okay. Yeah. I don't believe you guys. Let's go with two.

I feel like I can confirm two. Three. Okay, but you know what? All right, fine. Let's say two. How long have we been in the studio? Since June. How many months is that?

June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Oh, no. Six. Six times four, 24. 24 times five, 125 episodes. And I've i mentioned it twice you guys are a bunch of complainers okay next story wait wait we have a new sponsor today and i think it deserves some respect i love a new sponsor me too and also this one's actually really important the old sponsors but today's is really important it's the axon taser sorry the taser scared me their line of non-lethal self-protection devices are small and lightweight

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Olivia Coppo reveals she underwent surgery for endometriosis this week. Yes, I saw. Olivia Coppo told fans she was making the announcement to bring more awareness of endometriosis to the public. For her, the condition caused tissue from her uterine lining to grow in other random parts of her body and cause pain. She said to top things off, it is excruciatingly painful, but nearly impossible to see through an ultrasound. She shared pictures of herself in the hospital

saying, I have been in agony for years around my period and I was misdiagnosed countless times by doctors. She said, I know a lot of people out there in the endo community are familiar with these diagnoses, which is why I'm so passionate about this. Painful periods are not normal. these diagnoses which is why I'm so passionate about this painful periods are not normal no they're not I feel like um actually I feel like endometriosis is pretty common um and I just love Olivia Culpo so I'm happy for her that she's not gonna be in pain anymore like that must be all like I don't have like the best period experience like I get cramps and like I get mean to everyone but I don't think you don't have the best experience but um I know how people literally like have horrible experiences every month one of my really good friends and um it's

just that that sounds awful yeah it does sound awful but I'm happy that she got the proper diagnosis got surgery we love Olivia Coppola our queen I wonder if we'll see this on her reality show because her and her family are definitely filming a reality show. We haven't spoken about this but like literally everyone is reporting and just like sharing messaging. But we have to give credit. It started on Demois. Oh did it? Yeah.

I feel like I've seen like messages of people saying that her family's starting a reality show. Then there's also the rumor that like Kris Jenner's involved. Have you seen that one? Yeah. And then there's also the rumor that Kris Jenner's involved in like Addison Rae's family show or something. Interesting.

I think a Coppola family show is definitely a great idea like a no-brainer they're such cute sisters oh my god I'm so glad you brought that up you know what I watched last night oh just like one episode happened to be on before Jeopardy oh not Total Bellas yes oh really yes well it's not on the same channel as Jeopardy no but I had an hour to kill got it and it was the episode where they went to Paris and Artem and Nikki got engaged and then like at the end of the episode Brie found out she was pregnant and you're always talking about the Bella sisters and specifically their show like how much you stan and I have to I have to say it like I completely agree they just have that like that it factor for a family show and you can have like such an

interesting family like even the Kolbos I think that they're ripe for a reality show but until we see the show we won't know if their show has that factor. Yeah no Living Lohan you thought would have that factor didn't. Right the the Eastwoods should have had that factor didn't. The Kardashians obviously have it and the Bella sisters could have easily had it or not had it and they so have it. I totally agree they have that spark the show is so good the girls are beautiful like and their looks and they're so funny Nikki's so funny they're so funny they're so real they're interesting they're so different I I think they have like so much love and respect for each other but they also get on each other's

nerves yes but not in a way that's like oh you're dissing your family on tv no I think that even and then they have the brother with the wife and it it's just a whole nice family unit. Yes. And I love the show. Oh, and most importantly, like, they are rich. Like, really rich. And they work so hard. They have so many different endeavors. They have Bella Wines. They have...

Birdie Beauty. Birdie. And the Birdie clothing line. Like, it's like active wear. I just, I think they have such a nice life. No, I totally agree. And they live in Arizona, which is like a dream. And they're just like living life so happy.

Yeah. So I look forward to the Culpo Family Reality reality show I feel like I've been waiting for for a while and I think after watching Model Squad and watching Olivia on Model Squad I think she has what it takes yeah because she like has a lot of personality and she's so smart and she was Miss Universe and she plays cello and she and I just think there's she's multifaceted and I think that's required and I think her sisters they have such a cute sisterly bond. Like she lives with one of her sisters. Her other sister has two sweet bebes.

And Remy is just the cutest kid. And Soleil is so beautiful. No, there's a lot of good there. Like it could work. Potential. Plus the Christian McCaffrey of it all. Yes. He's so cute.

And then it's like, was Sofia dating the brother? Right, right, right. During quarantine. When they all quarantined together. Definitely. Oh, those were good times. Those were good times. When Olivia Culpo spent 90 days at the McCaffrey's with her sister.

That was literally a different year. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Okay, speaking of nothing of those things, a little holy news that I find to be so interesting. Oh, this is so funny. The Vatican is asking Instagram how the Pope's account liked a photo of a Brazilian model. Do we have the name

of the model? Yes. Her name is Natalia Gariboto. That's such an honor for her. She joked that she was going to heaven. So the official Pope Instagram liked a photo of like a Brazilian bikini model on Instagram. And so they launched like this whole investigation, like who went on the account and liked this photo and like no one copped to it, obviously. So the Vatican is literally going to Instagram to demand to know like what happened as if it was, you know, a bot or something. Or like they could track to whose phone. Someone liked the photo.

No, of course, you know, some intern is like literally quaking in the Vatican,an like freaking out being like oh my god they're gonna know it's me they're gonna know it's me and it's like he's just like 16 or something and he's like freaking out because like all he wants to be is a priest but like his curiosity got the best of him like i'm i'm really i'm really feeling because like what he did is not illegal it's just like it's funny i'm really feeling it's like so funny to see the pope and one million others liked this it's just i'm really feeling like so funny to see the Pope and 1 million others liked this. It's just I'm really feeling for like the actual culprit. Like, you know, he hasn't slept in a week. Like he's freaking out, like literally sleepless nights, sleepless nights. My stomach hurts from him.

Oh, my God. That is so funny and so true. And you know what? Like it's it's fine. I hope that I hope he doesn't like get fired. I know because it's like, honestly, this is the sort of thing that is hysterical. It like makes the Vatican, the Pope, like so relatable. Yes.

You know, sometimes you just double tap a pic. You like it happened. My favorite thing is like when people who run corporate social media like accidentally, you know, use it as their own. Yeah. And it's just it's too good. Like it's my favorite saga on social media. Yeah. And so congratulations to this influencer for getting the Pope's blessing. It's a good. Like it's my favorite saga on social media. Yeah.

And so congratulations to this influencer for getting the Pope's blessing. It's a really big deal. It is a big deal. I guess this is the first B-B-B-Bikini photo that he's liked. And just justice for the culprit. Just honestly, if the culprit's listening, just come forward. It'll be so much worse if they find you out. And you'll be such a star.

You could be like number seven. Yeah. By the way, I loved the video. Okay. We posted it on our Instagram. We spoke yesterday about this viral TikTok video of the football team in Michigan. I posted it on Instagram. Did you love? Loved. He was so cute. And you have to watch it a number of times to really see everything that's going on. And then you realize that they're singing the song like, and he's singing, don't leave me out here dancing alone. And they don leave him and they don't leave him dancing you can't make up your mind mind mind mind mind please don't waste my time time time time time i'm not trying to rewind wine wine wine wine shawty was a eeny meeny miny moe lover such a

good song such a good song number seven oh my. And all of the comments on our Instagram, because obviously like our followers aren't high school people, but they were like, the high school students didn't look like that when I was in high school. And it's like the funniest one. TikTok. I saw was like 28 year old me really be simping out here for number seven. Also,

wait, I had one other thing I wanted to share. That was just across the, the Vatican. Number seven. Can't make up my mind mind mind mind mind I should have had like a really like excellent point okay oh this social media manager becoming the next number seven if he comes forward why do we assume it's a he could

be a she makes the story even better are there women who work at the Vatican I think so I'm I'm unfamiliar with the inner workings of the Vatican I'm just gonna say that you know what I'm unfamiliar with the inner workings of the Vatican. I'm just going to say that. You know what I'm going to say? They've elected the new pope. You know that Euro, what's that movie called? Euro trip? Euro trip. Oh, I didn't know it was from that. When he accidentally sets a fire and when the white smoke comes out of the chimney, it means they've elected a new pope.

But he accidentally just like started a fire in the Vatican. And so this guy on the courtyard, he sees it. And he's and he's guys they've elected a new pope that's funny yeah Eurotrip is like such an inappropriate movie that I saw at an age where like I was not equipped to handle like any of it um I think you should see it again I think that you should too I think you should too what were you going to say we've got to get back there I don't know they didn't leave him out there dancing alone they don't make high school students like this anymore. Number seven. No, we were talking about like Instagram comments.

Like the social. Oh, the Instagram comments. Jackie, it's so far gone. Like it's, it's just. I want to help. No, I know. And I. Help me help you.

It's so gone. And now it's like there's too much pressure. Even if I remember it, I'm not telling you. I know, it's like your brain is just thinking about the pressure. Like not. Yeah, no, and I'm not telling because then it's like that's what we waited for. Oh, oh, true. I'm self-sababotage my brain is self-sabotaging itself okay so let's get into our fifth and final story because it's also going to lead us into our final

recap of the crown but Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are spending their 73rd anniversary wedding anniversary amid lockdown which is like sad but also last year they were 110 miles apart they couldn't be together because I guess they were both working so they actually get to be together I also feel like their life is locked down I feel like they're they're probably the people who have been least affected by lockdown in a sense of like their day-to-day routine yeah definitely they said they won't be having a big gathering for the occasion but the royal family made sure to send their best wishes they posted a photo to social media of the Queen and Prince Philip opening cards from all of their

great-grandchildren. Yeah. Prince George, Princess Charlotte, Prince Louis. I, like, always forget about Charles. I really feel like it goes Elizabeth, William, and then, like, George.

Yeah, no, in this instance, I'm so Charles-focused because of the crown, so I thought it was Elizabeth Charles and then George I forgot about William well I want to wish them a very happy wedding anniversary what do you think is like the Guinness Book of World Record for like longest marriage Claudia I could let you know that because I like the most I've ever heard of someone being married for 50 like maybe 60 years I've never heard of anyone's like 75th wedding anniversary I feel

like this is definitely a record. Okay. I was going to say around 80 years because if you got married around 20, you live to 100. But the longest record is Zelmyra and Herbert Fisher who broke the world record. They earned it for 84 years of marriage. Wow. I mean, do you think that? Oh my God.

So they got married in 1924. And in 2011, Herbert passed away at 105. Wow. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, do you think that Philip and... So they got married in 1924. And in 2011, Herbert passed away at 105. Oh, I'm sorry. And a few years later, Zalmyra passed away at 105 as well. I thought it said a few days later. And those are just the sweetest stories.

That's so sweet. I mean, God, 105. That's so crazy. That's so exciting. What a little known fact you never would have known if it weren't for the morning toast. 84 years of marriage. That's the bar, you guys. So let's dive into our full TV recap segment so we can finish the crown.

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do think they are still protecting the queen like i feel like she is so removed from the diana and definitely charles situation almost but you could say like why isn't she more involved in their marriage like it seems like years go by before she gets an update from right so even though apparently like you can't keep any secrets in the palace like the staff knows everything right it's so weird i toggle between we have no idea what goes on behind those castle doors then it's like but everything that's in the tabloids is actually true because every time they come to the queen with something it's like the tabloids know and it's like wait are we believing tabloids because if so i need to go back because there's like so much stuff i've been ignoring over the years no that's a really good point So I I don't know about that but yeah I it wasn't like the Queen's best season and also

wasn't my favorite season I don't think. No me neither. I would say first or second are my favorites. Yeah so I think it's it's really interesting the way that it ends it's like Diana's like gearing up to go. I thought that scene with Prince Philip and Diana where they made it seem like he was threatening her like it won't end well for you like the fuck does that mean you know they were it's because a lot of there are a lot of people and just like general conspiracy theories that believe that the crown is responsible was responsible for Diana's death like directly so I felt like when he threatened her in um at the Christmas weekend, they were trying to allude to that.

Yeah, but. But it's like the crown has had many issue scandals over the years, and we've never seen them resort to like any sort of threat like that. No, and they were just so inconsistent because Prince Philip, for the most of the season, was a real ally to Diana. 100%. He totally understood her position as an outsider, and he was like constantly going out of his way to like mentor her almost and then all of a sudden he flips on a dime because she's

not coming down for dinner like it was just really inconsistent when he went into that room he was again trying to like just check in on her but also I feel like that whole scene is probably fiction but let's just go with it um I think he was just checking in on her and like wanting to reassure her I don't think he expected her to say like well what if I leave as opposed to like what if Charles leaves but when he said that everyone in this family is an outsider except for her yeah and she is the oxygen that we all breathe and she is the reason we all we all do what we do do what we do and why we are all just living as lost people is because of her. Like, we do it for her. And you seem to not understand who we're doing it for.

He's saying, like, you think we're doing this for you. Right. Like, you think that you're the star of the show. And she's such a star. Like, I can't. It's a terrible position to be in. It's a terrible position because everyone else is kind of a wallflower. And they feel like wallflowers because they are.

Yeah. But she's a shining star. And she's supposed to act like a wallflower that's just you can't you can't it's it's impossible yeah it was an impossible task walls because at the end of the day everyone what he said was so perfectly well said everyone is an outsider we are all irrelevant none of us are stars like we exist so that she can exist we all have this feeling of being lost and not understanding our purpose yet having to serve and yet that purpose is exactly like that is a necessary evil and I just felt like and maybe maybe it changes but I

just felt like and he worded it perfectly where it's like yes marrying a prince is fun and planes and becoming a written's royal sweetheart. But there is a duty, and that duty is to serve the queen. Yeah. And I feel like... In order to serve the country. Right. You're really signing up for public service.

Right. Yes, you're signing up to be a princess in the crowns and the tiaras and the jewelry and the planes, but you're devoting your life to the service of your country. So I felt like, at least from the show, Diana signed up for that first part, but refused to sign up for the second part, and you can't have one without the other no you really can't so that and honestly like it's actually crazy how like I kind of the stories of Diana and like Meghan are so mirrored like they I don't know I don't know what it was like in Britain but like when Meghan Markle became became a royal, like she became everything, and like the photographs,

and everyone was obsessed with her, and like an even more modern face, right, to the royal family, but like the tabloids, were so toxic, and like it took her down, and I don't think,

she really understood, how like she was like, celebrities are inherently, like self-obsessed, so imagine being like a celebrity, who then overnight, becomes like the biggest star, in the world,

and you're a star, and it's like you want it, to be about you, but it's not, it's about the biggest star in the world and you're a star and it's like you want it to be about you but it's not it's about the crown and the monarchy and and the queen and I honestly just see so many parallels in what I perceive to be like Megan's story and Diana's story I agree with that I think the biggest difference though is that Diana married someone second in line to the throne and Megan married someone at this point six or seven and so she gets that she gets more flexibility Megan yeah because no one's like right no it's not as rigid because it doesn't matter she's never going to be queen right when Diana and Charles divorce like then there is a divorce in the line of ascension like right that everyone else you can explain away Margaret's divorce like

yeah the fringe members but like for the monarch to be divorced like that's different that's actually a really good point verse yeah truckers for the crown truckers for the queen so overall um I agree it wasn't my favorite season but it was um super well done like as always but I would like to go back to like the queenie perspective yeah I agree I feel like we're gonna go back to the Queenie perspective after Diana's death because from and I think maybe it was a royal house of Windsor that I saw this in but the way that the crown dealt with her death like at first they didn't really do much because they were like she's not a member of the royal family anymore like what do you want us to do but then the outpouring of love that they received like they were their hand was forced to

to show like some display of outpouring for her. And what do you want me to do about that? I just like cannot stop talking in TikTok sounds. It's like, it's a disease. Like it's an illness. That is so funny. Okay. And then really quickly,

the Southern Charm episode that was on last night, nothing like major happened again because it was really just like gearing up for- The lockdown. But I just want to say- I love Craig. Love Craig. All episode, I was like, Patricia, like, how is Patricia still pulling the strings?

Why is Patricia having a dinner at her house for the men? Like, why is Patricia FaceTiming Madison? Like, why is Patricia so involved in this show? Like, it's so on a human level. It's so bizarre. Like for this older woman who is very established famous and rich like for her to be spending her time with like a bunch of like Austins like what are you doing every episode like to have if there was one party every season at Patricia's that was like right the big to do

no this is episode three and we're going on our second party every single episode it's like something something with Patricia she like has her hand in this show it's so weird to me even John Pringle when he was shopping he was like mean, I just like want to impress Patricia. Why do you want to impress some random old lady? Like it makes no sense. It makes no sense. And so I was honestly so glad that it was canceled. Me too.

Like the coronavirus has taken so much from us. Like it's given us absolutely nothing. But the corona taketh and the corona giveth. Just that one thing of canceling Patricia's party. Yeah, I totally agree. She bothers me so much. I'm so annoyed that like honestly what I found to be so interesting was John Pringle and Austin like going at it was not on camera.

True. Like that would have been fascinating even though it probably wouldn't have happened if there were cameras around. Yeah. But I also like at a certain point the camera people have to go home. It's probably 4 a.m. You know those kids like especially the men on Southern Charm like drink so much. They don't stop.

And as for the women I thought the fact that they all went over to katherine's house to help her that scene that was so sweet like even leave leva was there who like has had a rough road with katherine and doesn't really know her because she's new to the group like how they all just like rallied around her to get her out of thomas's house like i thought that was an amazing moment for women like i almost cried i completely agree it was so nice it was so unexpected yeah and it's like the fact that Catherine found out at Leva's house and I love that Leva like what came so hard for Catherine because like she came for her friend and then moved on like yeah that's exactly what we need Leva's a great reality tv character because like I don't want to fester in old fights for so long so like I love that she was there for her and the girls I remember it was a transitional

moment in Southern Charm because it's always been like good old boys club yeah there in Charleston and the women have always been like made to feel crazy even though it's the men who are drama queens and it was a few seasons ago where everyone went over to whose house was it I forget it was like Naomi Catherine all the girls started to come together and they didn't really know each other before and ever since then the show has just been like so nice to watch these blossoming female friendships. And I think Madison has also been a big part in men, because I think Catherine and Madison get along because they're like young moms.

Yes. In just bringing everyone together. I agree. And as the men are falling apart, like the women have never been better. What I find really interesting about Southern Charm is also the real estate. Because like even Craig's journey to find a home, I thought his new rental is $3,900 for a house I was like so nice and now we know like that's where he's probably quarantined yes he moved in two days before like stunning I was worried he was going to be like quarantining at Austin's and then it's like Austin and Madison's

home like from the outside everything in Charleston's so old they look like run down but then on the inside it's like amazing architecture and real estate. Like I just, I honestly find like where they all live and like the places they go in Charleston because Charleston is such like an old like random city. Like I find that to be so fascinating on the show. Leva's house is sickening. Stunning. Catherine's new townhouse is so cute.

Everyone lives in like very, they just have so much characters. Yeah, that's what it is. It's like New Orleans in Tall Girl. Like how the city adds character. Yes, the's what it is. It's like New Orleans in Tall Girl. Like how the city adds character. Yes, the city definitely adds character. So I think next week, because it looks like they speed up, speed ahead, because this was in March and I feel like next week is in June. So they just like stopped filming and then pick back up, which I appreciate because I don't want that much Zoom

content. Yeah. But overall, it's actually a good show. Like it's it's one it's always on on Thursday. So I'm like, oh, one more till Friday. It's like it's it's one it's always on on thursday so i'm like oh one more till friday it's like always it's refreshing yeah and they're funny like i actually laugh a lot like everyone is pretty funny so that's that on that reminder that our merch store is now officially open www.shopmorningtoast.com there's limited quantities available all of our holiday merch and our tT merch is available. Sweatpants, zip-ups, hoodies, crewnecks, phone cases, mugs,

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