The Toast - S3 Ep197: Housewives Heavy: Thursday, December 3rd, 2020

Episode Date: December 3, 2020

RHOC's Braunwyn Windham-Burke Comes Out as a Lesbian - but Says She's Still Married to Her Husband (PEOPLE) 'RHOBH' Kyle, Kathy & Dorit All Have Covid (TMZ), Erika & Tom Girardi Sued for Allegedly Using Divorce to Embezzle Money to Fund 'Lavish' Lifestyle (PEOPLE) Chrishell Stause gets cozy with 'Dancing with the Stars' pro Keo Motsepe (Page Six) Kardashian-Jenner women pull hilarious FaceTime prank Salesforce buys Slack in a $27.7 B megadeal (Tech Crunch) Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap Real Housewives of Orange County Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! an MMT it's so important to do I'm sure people watch my stories like oh my god it's 9 30 like you're still in your apartment right are you gonna toast and I'm just here to tell you of course I will be here for you guys so I'm like so jealous because Olivia just moved and you're moving and you're really like moving on up both of you just like moved within your buildings but it's like bigger better more spacious apartments and I'm like jealous that I'm like in my same old apartment but like I'm so not jealous of moving like the physicality is just awful like the day of isn't even that bad it's the week after with all the boxes all the boxes yes I haven't gotten to that phase yet but I like my move is going by so speedily this morning like if this episode goes too long I think I'm gonna miss the move that's crazy I know but and I that sounds like something

that I would want to do but I do like to know like which boxes are where so I gotta get home but before I do we just have to hit you with the past five stories that you need to know. We just have to. And like precursor to today's episode, yesterday was like the biggest news day in Housewives history. Just like so much went on. So this will be a very Housewives heavy show, especially because Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was on last night, as was Real Housewives of Orange County. But you know, my memory is bad and I forgot that last week or two weeks ago. That's why. We deemed it optional. Yeah. And we vowed to like stop reca Orange County. But you know my memory is bad and I forgot that last week or two weeks ago. That's why. We deemed it optional.

Yeah. And we vowed to like stop recapping it. But I like was up all night watching. So. No. Well we didn't vow to stop because it was like if you watch or I watch we'll talk about it. But it's no longer mandatory viewing for the morning toast and the morning toasters. But you forgot that.

So you watch it. So I will give like a little bit of a recap because I actually have a lot of very strong feelings. Oh good. And I'm here just to defend my Queen Elizabeth Vargas because everyone is coming for her. Queen Elizabeth VII. Everyone is coming for her and it's not fair. Okay, cool.

I'm interested to hear from your mouth what happened, not from watching two hours of television. Yeah, no. Last night was a long night for TV, but I'm really enjoying Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, I have to say. I mean, there's something about it that's just on another level like not even better than everything else but in a different category it's like the quality is supreme like the editing the music women are so interesting it's only episode four and so much like it's really they have a nice rhythm like every everyone sort of knows where they're at like it's just really really good

I think it's very obvious and it has been in a few situations that they had been filming for a while before we saw the first episode like before the first episode the first piece of footage that was actually used they had been filming for I feel like a few months so they had gotten into a rhythm and there wasn't that like awkward housewives like introduction period you know yeah and I think that was a good idea something they did was just very good it's coming off really well and I'm looking forward to recapping it I just like got so excited about Real Housewives Salt Lake City I hardcore like spit all over my my chin oh I'm just excited today sorry I mean good we love excitement excitement excites us I came out a little strong it happens um well how was your day yesterday

my day yesterday was busy just you know with the move looming like we were doing movie stuff. I also I had a lot going on but I found time to have dinner with Kayla which was just like so beautiful and stunning and I got a new phone but I haven't set it up yet. I can't believe that my phone screen has been cracked since I filmed my day in the life vlog in quarantine in April. Yeah well well, I can believe it because every time I see your Instagram story, I'm like, why is Jackie phoning in from an Android from Mars? I know. It's really, it's really bad.

And I'm looking forward. I got the iPhone 12 Pro Max, Max Pro. It's going to be so huge. Like I'm going to have carpal tunnel, but at least my selfies will be on point. Yeah. And I can stop borrowing. Every time I need to like film like premium content in selfie mode, I like have to borrow someone else's phone.

Yeah. And it's like really annoying. Well, I'm at that time. You know, it's that time of year when Apple starts releasing all their new products. So all their old products just start to, you know, mysteriously stop working. My AirPods like don't charge. My iPhone is like always freezing. So I might be in the new market for like a new computer, iPhone, AirPods.

Because it's just it's always just such a coincidence you know all my products start stop working and and I always do the opposite it's like I always take care of my products yeah that's take care take care of them I do but it's useless get new ones you know Tim Cook is like up my ass like knowing what I'm doing every five seconds and now I have to get a new phone because of him well getting a new phone is exciting so I'm excited to set that up later today. That'll be a fun activity for me. Even though I probably won't set it up till like next week, knowing me. That's, by the way, people like that are crazy.

I've never been someone like that. I've never been someone like that. But like now that I didn't do it the minute that I got it because I was really busy last night, I'm just worried that I'm going to keep putting it off. I got Ben for, I think maybe Valentine's Day, the new iPhone. Because he was like talking about like for weeks leading up about how his phone is like cracked and it never works, but he's just so busy. He never gets to that. So I'm like, okay, this is kind of like a weird gift. It's more like a gift, like a mom gets for their son for Hanukkah.

Yeah. But whatever. And he was like, so excited about it. It sat in our living room for four months before he set it up. I was, every time I walked by it, I was so insulted. I'm like, oh my God, my husband hates me. You know what else is insulting that cut me again last night? Because at Mary's luncheon, she gifted all the women a pair of Louis Vuitton AirPods. And it reminded me of something that I've buried deep, which was after Valentine's Day last year. I got my husband those Louis Vuitton AirPods. I thought they were the most amazing gift. He likes Louis Vuitton. He loves tech. I was like, these are sickening Like he likes Louis Vuitton. He loves tech. I was like, these are sickening.

And apparently the quality is amazing. He did not like them and he returned them. Like I thought I nailed it. A hundred percent. But also how did Mary manage to find like eight pairs? They sold out immediately. No, I know because she's a queen. She's a queen.

And we'll get to it. She spoke to God and he just delivered them right to her door. I love her. You know what? I actually have a totally new perspective on her um and that's what I love the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City they're all so dynamic. You know who had a totally new perspective on someone who was not making a mark on me? Say it on one three two one Meredith. Yeah. Love her. A Meredith mark. I am a Meredith stan

like I've I realized that last night. I am a meredith respecter okay and i'm on my way to you know a more positive outlook on her because in the beginning i just thought she was like whatever i'm boring but i i loved i loved what she stood for the other night i could not agree more we will discuss more in our tv recap segment but before we do that we have to deliver the fast five so i think and i think without further ado before i miss my entire move it is time for the past she learned her lesson before i miss my entire move and I don't know where anything is for the next few weeks, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Yes, Jaquie, that is true.

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Especially in the holiday season. There's so much shipping to be done. Head to Stamps.com. First story. We have a lot of Housewives news today. The first story is big news. Real Housewives of Orange County's Bronwyn Windham-Burke comes out as a lesbian but says she's still married to her husband. Bronwyn Windham-Burke is living her truth.

The Real Housewives of Orange County star came out as a lesbian and revealed she is currently dating a woman during a candid interview with GLAAD on Wednesday. She said, quote, I like women. I'm gay. I'm a member of the LGBTQ plus community. It has taken me 42 years to say that, but I'm so proud of where I am right now. I'm so happy where I am to be able to be comfortable in my own skin after so long is just so nice. So I watched the interview because I'm like, I think most people just have like questions about where her marriage lies after this. And I just kind of really respected how like she just didn't really have an answer. She's like, we're doing our own thing. We're taking it day by day.

We're sleeping in separate beds, but we're best friends. I love him. He's my person. We're co-parenting the kids. She's dating someone. Yes. A girl named Chris. Yeah. Who comes over to the house and hangs out.

And the older kids know what's going on. The younger kids are just like thinking that it's mommy's friend. So I know that a lot of people are like confused and like being like mean to her online because they don't understand it. But like, I don't know. She's just like making up her own rules and like let her live. Yeah. That's literally what she said.

They're figuring it out as they go. She said they briefly lived apart earlier this year while they worked on redefining their marriage. She said on Watch What Happens Live like a few weeks ago that they weren't living in the same house. So I think a lot of people thought they were like getting divorced. Oh, interesting. I missed that. That might have been when they were redefining their marriage. But now they're living under one roof together with their family co-parenting.

She said we are in uncharted territories. Sean and I are still married. I plan on staying married. We are not sleeping in the same bedroom now but we are in the same house we're raising our kids together he's my best friend he knows the girl I'm dating wow that's just it's so unique it is unique she also said um that getting sober was like the the catalyst for this whole thing because like she had never really been herself. And I know that a lot of people like think like, oh, Bronwyn's like, she has so much going on.

But I don't know, it kind of, like I'm watching her story unfold and like it all makes sense. Yeah, no, it all makes sense. And she's so open. She's been open since the beginning of the season with her sobriety and now with her new relationship. And I just think it's really commendable.

And again, like someone living, being themselves, living their truth. And it's it's wonderful it reminded me of what we were talking about yesterday with Elliot Page it's like you can't help but envy people who just like have this moment and and just are so authentically themselves and you could tell in her interview like she was definitely really nervous and she did get choked up especially when the interviewer from GLAAD was asking her questions about Sean and her marriage um because she's obviously like, it's uncharted territory.

Like she doesn't have an answer for everything. And she was being just like really real. But to even be like so open about the fact that she doesn't have an answer for everything is so commendable as well. And it's just weird that like because she's, you know, has this job, like she feels the need to come up with like an explanation for everything in her life as it regards to her marriage, her sexuality. And when she doesn't have like the perfect answer, like she got choked up like because

she didn't know what to say. She's like, we're figuring it out. Yeah. So it's, I mean, if you watch a show, you're not like surprised, but I just, um. But this also makes her the first lesbian Real Housewife. So there's. Right. Like technically, yes, because Barbara Kay from Real Housewives of New York was a friend

of, she got demoted before the season ever started. Did she ever hold an apple? I don't think so. Did she ever have a tagline? No. Okay. She was meant to be a full-time housewife, but I just don't think they were impressed with the footage that she got.

Okay. But then there was also like one of Tamara's friends on the second season of OC. I was doing some research. I didn't follow. I didn't remember this season or this person. And I don't know if she was a full-time housewife, but she was a lesbian too. But like if we were going to get really nitpicky, I guess you could say like no but yes she is got it okay well very exciting yeah and I look forward to hearing your Real Housewives of Orange County recap oh and um in the preview for this like upcoming season of

Real Housewives of Orange County Bronwyn's girlfriend I believe it's the same woman she's seeing um makes like a cameo and all the women are like who is this woman and Bronwyn's girlfriend, I believe it's the same woman she's seeing, makes like a cameo and all the women are like, who is this woman? And Bronwyn's like, I love her. So I think the timing of the GLAAD interview

was very intentional. Okay. Because I think we see it more unwrapped. I know now I feel like... I might have to start watching Real Housewives of Orange County. No, I was literally

thinking the same thing. Like now I think that maybe we should because I will be... I just think it'll be really interesting. I think the timing was... Yeah.

This was all very strategic. Okay, I really missed two. I'll catch up this weekend maybe oh and I caught up on both yesterday you really can skip last week's episode like really it was so nothing burger like okay I might yeah I really might but that like just goes against like I know the I don't what it goes against who you are it goes against who I am like I need to complete things like I can't change a song in the middle of the song like you know okay that is like a thing that you do that like you get mad unless it's like a bad song that I've never heard before and I'm like change the song but like if I'm in the car and there's like a playlist playing and like you're just bored of the song that we love I can't change it in the middle of the song yeah I don't agree with just like I can't just like skip episodes

oh I can I skipped um last week's episode of the bachelorette I need to have every single piece of information no because even when I watch I'm like only half watching so I skipped last week's episode of The Bachelorette. I need to have every single piece of information. No, because even when I watch, I'm only half watching, so I'm only missing 50% of an episode. That's me these days. That is true. Okay, now for some Beverly Hills news. We have two pieces of news. The first is that Kyle Richards, Kathy Hilton, and Doreen Kemsley all have COVID.

The COVID concerns pausing production on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills run way deeper than an infected crew member. TMZ has learned that several cast members also have the virus. Sources with direct knowledge told TMZ that Kyle, Kathy, and Dorit have also tested positive for COVID-19, were told they're all recovering at home, and none of the women had serious symptoms. That's good. The series started filming its new season toward the end of October, and TMZ sources say that there were safety protocols in place, including testing and temperature checks,

but that couldn't stop a COVID outbreak from impacting production. Yes. No, I mean, this is the world that we're living in now. Even though, you know, I accidentally left the local news on yesterday and I was watching the governor. They said they're going to get 170,000 vaccines on December 15th. Yeah. I mean, it's for elderly people and frontline workers,

which it totally should be, but like they're coming. They're coming. That's crazy. No, it is crazy. I feel like, how for elderly people and frontline workers, which it totally should be. But, like, they're coming. They're coming. That's crazy. No, it is crazy. I feel like, how did I, like, just find that out? No, I think I read something this morning. I don't want to get it wrong. But it was, like, a big number.

20 million. Pertaining to, no, it wasn't by middle of February. It was, um, hold on. What I saw was that December 15th. It was that 100 million people should be able to be vaccinated by the end of February. Fabulous. Fabulous. That is per business insider.

So hopefully Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will be able to go on. Now, obviously, this is just par for the course when you're filming a show in a pandemic. But I cannot describe how little I want to see COVID on next season of Beverly Hills. When COVID is done done I don't want to be watching about COVID. It should be Voldemort like you cannot say the name. I completely agree. Because I'm dreading watching Southern Charm. I'm dreading watching OC because now OC it's like it's now March 14th like the episode ended last night it's March 14th like. Oh wow they really slowed that lead up. So just like kill me like Like I just, oh my God, I just called her Karen.

Shannon. She was being a Karen. She was being a Karen running to Costco. Karen Bedore. Wipes and paper towels crying. Like she actually does have, she is considered high risk because she has bronchial, like a lung disorder. So I get why she was being so scared about the virus. But like she was being nuts in Costco.

Like sending all of her assistants to Costco um Karen Bedore sorry about that um but what I'm saying is like now Beverly Hills has been infiltrated by COVID but we don't know how they'll how they'll deal with it and maybe if it airs in like a literal year from now and they realize that no one really wants to watch it they'll just like like if they just cut it out and pretend like it never happened like I would be okay with that yeah I think that would be okay I wish I wonder I do think it's interesting like which group got it like do you think there's a divide in the group and it's Kathy Kyle and Dorit versus everyone else like how do only three of them get it when they're all filming oh interesting and I feel like Dorit and Kyle are always sort of butting heads oh well maybe they

were in the process but then they had that iconic meal in Rome. With the sickening outfits. Where Dorit looked sickening. And so maybe that's the sort of thing that makes people bound to each other forever. Or maybe that's, maybe they were like duking it out. Kathy was the mediator at lunch and that's where they all got COVID. Yeah, or maybe they had another iconic meal together. Hopefully. One can hope.

One can hope. And it was spread in that way. Well, I hope they're all doing well. And that everyone, including the crew member, gets well soon. Yeah, everyone. Now, are you ready for our next piece of Beverly Hills news today?

Yes. That is like a big piece of news. Yes, ma'am. Erica and Tom Girardi Oh my God. are being sued for allegedly using their divorce to embezzle money to fund a lavish lifestyle.

So this is a theory that you actually I peddled on this show. You peddled on this show you peddled on the show saying that it was a theory that it was a strategic divorce not because they don't love each other but because they knew they knew that Tom was you know on the horizon had some like bad legal troubles and in order to protect Erica protect the money they got divorced so the money was legally Erica's and now that they're not married anymore whoever is suing Tom can't access that money it's actually very smart you also did maybe say that because he was like old and maybe um no I don't

think that's no no no I think that was part of the theory I think like exactly what I just repeated is exactly what I said you don't need to go back and watch the episode because I was totally right okay one month after Erica Girardi filed for divorce from husband Tom Girardi the couple has been sued for allegedly using their split to embezzle money. According to a complaint filed in an Illinois federal court on Wednesday, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and her lawyer husband are being sued by the law firm Edelson PC on behalf of several families who lost loved ones in a Boeing plane crash. This is one of the Boeing Max plane crashes. The flight was the Lion Air flight 61010 and so i guess tom's law firm was like handling the class action yes and the accusation is that they embezzled settlement funds that were meant

for families of the victims of the lion air flight 610 and they're saying that they embezzled the funds to spend them on their lavish lifestyle and literally like the expensive song and music video are being used as like evidence because she's saying it's expensive to be her okay first of all you can't I remember an episode of Law and Order you can't use people's art like their music as evidence because art is subjective and years ago she said that it costs um forty thousand dollars forty thousand dollars a month to be her she did say that they could use that but they can't use a music video I've the document cites her song she said they can't use it the documents cite their her song expensive with a dollar sign. Okay that's not a legit. No but this sounds like the case is you know. I mean that's really bad. Going to the courts. If that's true like that's

really bad. Taking money from like victims families. Yes they said that Tom has resorted to embezzling the proceeds of settlements that should have been directed to his clients including as the basis for this complaint the widows and orphans who lost loved ones in the tragic crash of the Lion Air Flight 610 in order to continue funding his and Erica's lavish Beverly Hills lifestyles, the documents state. These are allegations at this time, and they will be dealt with in the courts. But I do think the part of this that is interesting, especially for pop culture, is maybe Tom and Erica did not fall out of love.

By the way, and I never thought they did. I just have to say, like, I believe in their love 100%, but I, first of all, this is making me really sad because I see Tom as, like, this really stand-up, like, moral compass almost. Like, he's always telling Erica, like, the right thing to do, and we don't see him a lot, but he just seems like this, like, good, hardworking guy who,

like, keeps his head down and just, like, makes his millions. But maybe we're wrong. I don't know. You really don't know people on television. I just really hope that this is not what they're saying it is, you know? Yeah. They said that Tom's law firm, Girardi & Keese, are also named in the suit, which claims that both Tom and the firm are, quote, on the verge of financial collapse and locked in a downward

spile of mounting debts and dwindling funds. So let's just, let's plan this out. Let's say, like, they're guilty and they have no money left, blah, blah, blah. And obviously Erica's still, like, fabulous and interesting. I actually think, like, even if they are found guilty, like, she'll still be on the show. They could also go to jail. I don't think she could. She's being named in the suit.

I guess, yeah. And they're saying that the divorce is a fraud. So that like. Oh, they're trying to. Oh, I see. They're trying to delegitimize the divorce so that she's implicated. Yeah. Oh, no.

I don't know what's going to. We don't know. But these are some major, major claims. And of course, it begs the question, is this going to be on the show? But it's just it's so legal that I. This is like so classic Housewives. I can't talk about it. It's a legal matter, which actually this is so legal.

She might not be able to talk about it. And that's what Elizabeth Vargas is going through right now. But will the other women talk about it? Yes. How can you not? It's such a big story. So many of them have had legal drama. Like in Beverly, if this were any other city,

I would say, of course, the women are going to bring it up. But they have set this precedent of not talking about each other's legal business. That's true. But this is like, I don don't unless they want to bring Camille Grammer back on the show I can't think of another housewife like scandal that's been even remotely as I mean this is such a big story right and it was talked about non-stop I'm talking about Beverly Hills sorry oh like they've all had their little things uh Dorit has had quite a few things that it's never really been topic of conversation except in her confessionals a little bit this most recent season um Kyle

has had stuff with the agency like everyone has had stuff when and they've said that on the reunions they're like our husbands like when you work as big as they do like lawsuits are just par for the course I do think that this is beyond like the standard rich man lawsuit and also it makes you think that it's definitely beyond the standard because they got divorced right and it makes you wonder it just it puts a lot of question marks around things and yeah and we'll wait until justice is served but you know what I don't have questions very curious you know what I know you know what gives me no questions what it's just like so solid and I can rely on them all the time oh wow I what bruce bruce oh my gosh can I just say go I was packing like my move happened this morning and I brushed my teeth and then I immediately brought my bruce to the new apartment

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we're always traveling these days we're such such world travelers, it's sickening. Sickening. Okay, next story, a little new relationship news. Chrishell Stouse appears to be off the market. On Wednesday, Dancing with the Stars pro Keo, who was paired with Anne Heche on season 29 of the ABC competition series, posted some touchy-feely cute photos with the selling Sunset Star. So there's like two photos that she posted.

One on her story of her and Keo and he's giving her a kiss on the cheek. And then he posted one, it's a different picture, but he's also giving her a kiss on the cheek. And he posted one to his feed with the caption heart. This is like the plot twist of this century. Like everyone was just looking at Gleb Kruschel, Gleb Kruschel, and here comes Keo like out of nowhere.

Like this is just the plot twist. Nobody saw coming. No, and I'm so happy for her. Me too, they're really cute. They're such a cute couple. And I guess they waited for the season to be over. I think, I don't know if there's like a rule because Dancing with the Stars,

they've made many couples, but they always come out as dating after. I don't know why. Oh, I wonder if there's a rule. Like even Artem and Nikki, even though the show makes you think everyone's dating. Right, but maybe I don't know why. Oh, I wonder if there's a rule. Like, even Artem and Nikki, even though the show makes you think everyone's dating.

Right, but maybe they don't want, even though it would be, like, such a ratings boost for the show if, like, you thought two people were falling in love on the dance floor. And then they just, like, kiss

and, like, you can, like, study it and, like, figure out. But I also feel like everyone, aside from Chrishell, but Kia wasn't even her partner, everyone who falls in love on the show is, like, in a relationship

at the time. Nikki and John Cena, Robert Herjavec and Kim yeah I also think that most people who fall in love on the show fall in love with their partners right but like they have to get out of their current entanglement before they can announce I just think it's interesting how she fell in love with a pro who wasn't her partner yeah like because you spend so and that's why that's why so many couples come out of Dancing with the Stars because it's like those long hard, and you just like work so hard

together, and it's like perfect place to fall in love, heightened emotions. I don't even know if you see the other pros, like that you're not paired up with. Yeah, especially during the COVID times. Right. But then they also are sort of in a bubble, and so it's kind of like camp. Right. And like maybe you're just going over to another bunk. Maybe.

Maybe. This is cute. This is cute. I look forward to keeping tabs on this blossoming relationship and I would love to get like some sort of timeline of like when Selling Sunset is being filmed was she filming while she was on Dancing with the Stars because they were confirmed for a fourth season but then also COVID happened so I just want to know like what part of Chrishell's year are we gonna see yeah I just feel like how I always feel which is they're filming now yeah no I always I feel but to know, like, what part of Chrishell's year are we going to see? Yeah. I just feel like how I always feel, which is they're filming now. Yeah. No, I feel.

But you know what? I always think about how it's like, okay, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on for what? Like five or six months out of the year. So it's like, what do, is that wrong? Is it? That seems like a long time, but I don't think you're wrong. No, it's like, it's 20, usually like 20 episodes.

20 episodes is five months. Yeah. Continue. Okay. So I always think about it. It's like, oh, Housewives and just reality stars work like half of the year. But then it's like the other half of the year they're filming. It's airing.

They're doing press, doing the reunion. And then they start filming again. Yeah. Like it's really a year round job. Yeah. I just thought of that. Speaking of reality stars who we absolutely love, the Kardashians are pulling pranks on FaceTime to some of their famous pals.

If you haven't seen this video yet, pause this episode, go to Khloe's Instagram. Or Kylie's TikTok. And watch the video on her feed. Basically, all the Kardashians are together right now. Yeah, are they in Palm Springs? No, they're in a mountain vibe. They were ice skating.

I think they're skiing. Maybe they're in Wyoming. Oh, maybe, yeah. in a ski vibe yeah so we have Kendall, Kylie, Chris, Kim, Courtney, Chloe they're all together they're sitting at like a it's a TikTok trend so these girls and the girls must be freaking out who started it they're college girls and they started facetiming all the dudes and like their like brother fraternity and like they just sat in front of the camera six girls like staring blank at the phone and wanted to see how the guys reacted and now it's become a trend on TikTok but the girls who started like must be freaking out that the Kardashians did it. I didn't even know

it was a trend I mean after I saw it I kind of figured that it might be but it's so amazing because imagine you pick up a FaceTime call and it's all of the Kardashian women like staring right at you I mean you also would be friends with them them. So it would be like that big of a deal. That would be exciting. Whose phone do you think they were using? Kylie's. I think, yeah, I think Kylie's also just based on how she had people's names in her phone. Like she had Travis Scott as just a cowboy emoji.

And she had Stas as like on a Stas, like her whole name. Oh, but that would make me feel like it was someone else because. Oh no, I feel like everyone else would just have her as Stas. I agree. The video was so interesting for a multitude of reasons but one because I loved seeing how Kylie or whoever's phone it was like had people's numbers saved like first second I love seeing like whose number they have like really I thought the most shocking person was Dave Chappelle well then maybe it's like maybe it's Kim's phone because Kanye like yeah but then also stas kanye does not have stasis no i really was kim's

phone i really still feel oh addison ray yeah that by the way that was crazy and i was surprised addison didn't know the trend because it's a tiktok trend i thought she was gonna be like oh she literally was so awkward like i actually felt bad for her that is no it was so funny then justin bieber hayley bieber um dave grutman lucas sabbat taco taco yes no it was just so premium tristan and like you really if you don't know the trend like you think you're in trouble like you think you're about to have a sitting down yeah hundred tristan saw his life flash before his eyes and so they recorded everyone's reactions and it's just like so deeply interesting so and by the way they were just like i watched it so many times because there were just so many things they couldn't get

over like i needed more like they kept like they just it was too short like i needed more i just thought people were being so funny i thought i mean i'm just so obsessed like head over heels and love tape chappelle like i just thought his reaction was so funny of course he's smoking a cigarette like inside his house like he's just the the man. Like I loved this so much. And this is yet not that anyone asked, but if anyone needed more proof as to like how the Kardashians are just like the reigning queens of social media, of celebrity, of Hollywood, like this is the proof. Like look at them.

Yeah. Look at them. It's really like. They sat and did nothing and literally made. I love that they're all together right now. I just, I hope they're filming something for us. I know. I feel like they're not. i feel like they might be they have

one more season of kardashians i know i just feel like the show is like really taking a back seat to like i actually i'm gonna put i'm gonna put it all out there i think they're filming okay i'm gonna i'm gonna say it okay because they like have a hard they don't get together well that's the thing it's i actually feel like kovat has been really good for their kardashians because remember how like in years past they couldn't get together for one afternoon to do the Christmas family photo shoot. Like literally none of them between their work and their family couldn't spare one afternoon for a photo shoot. And now it's like everything is slowed down. They're probably spending so much time together.

It's probably so nice with all the kids too. Yes. Also, okay. Upon further examination of these photos in the Justin Bieber video versus the Travis Scott video, it looks like two different phones. So they might have been using, because this one looks like it doesn't have a phone case on, but this one does.

Very interesting. So like Justin and Hailey was definitely from Kylie's phone. Dave Chappelle was definitely from Kim's phone. Travis was, they probably thought like who would answer.

But Travis and Dave Chappelle look like they're on the same phone. Tristan maybe is like Chloe's phone. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I'm not seeing it right, but look at those two pictures. But Travis and Dave Chappelle look like they're on the same phone. Tristan maybe is like Khloe's phone. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I'm not seeing it right, but look at those two pictures. One looks like a phone case on the phone. And one looks like.

Oh my God. These are two totally different phones. We cracked the case. I just, I loved it so much. And you know, I feel like I don't really know Travis Scott's personality. And I would just assume him to be really quiet. I don't know. I don't know why.

I've always just felt like he was like an introvert I don't know him personally and when he picked up the phone he was like being so loud and funny I was like oh my god that's what you're like like yeah you know you just don't really know people no it's a great way to get to know people do it again I just need more we should do it no I know but like but all of our friends watch this show no and the thing is it's like nobody ever picks up my phone calls so I was thinking like how do they get everyone to pick up? Well, yeah. Maybe it was Chris's phone.

You pick up when Chris calls. You pick up when Chris Jenner calls. But it's not like people are ignoring me. It's like I'm on my phone 24-7, 365. I'm sure there are people who didn't pick up this call, and now they're ruining the day. Oh, my God. They're literally, like, stewing in their homes. Like, can't believe that they missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime.

A hundred percent. Okay, ready for our fifth and final story? A little biz news. Wow. It's been so long since we had a little biz news. And you know what? It's actually some big biz news. It's BB?

It's BBW? It's BBN. We did a whole Patreon episode about biz news last week. We did. Because they were like great topics of conversation for when you're with your family at thanksgiving but people are staying with their families from thanksgiving through the new year so head over to patreon.com slash morning toes to get all the business that you need to know to like really converse with your family yeah if you don't know what astrazeneca is check out the

patreon episode because i didn't know what it was either okay but here's some mergers and acquisition news that is it the mergers and acquisition News that has to do with my book? Honestly, no. Oh, really? That's shocking. I thought, wow, I'm shocked. But while I'm here, my book is now available. No, it's not.

Sorry. My book comes out. It's available for pre-order. It comes out January 26, 2021. It's called Girls No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster. It is autobiographical. It is really honestly very, very funny. I just recorded the audiobook. So if you want to pre-order it, which I would really appreciate the pre-order because I

need good pre-order numbers in order to get into like bookstores and airports, which is my goal. So the audiobook is available for pre-order, which is like Audible, Google Play. The obviously like hardcover book is available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble. And then the, what do you call it? Like electric ebook? Ebook. at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and then the, what do you call it, like electric e-book?

E-book. Electric book is available at all the places for Kindle and all the places. So if you just go to girlnojob.com slash book, you'll get all the links. Check it out. Check it out. Okay, here's the BBN, okay? Oh yeah, I forgot. Salesforce.

You know Salesforce. Okay. I know. I'm so glad you brought this up. Salesforce is a huge company. It's actually a CRM powerhouse. Got it. According to TechCrunch.

What do they sell? Sales. Forces. Okay. So they force sales. And it's also the company that Nick Vile worked at before he went on the back. Yes. That is very, very interesting. An interesting factoid.

No, but I just, like they have a huge building in Bryant Park. I know it's like one of the biggest companies in the world, but like what do the people who work there do? It's like back end, like B they have a huge building in Bryant Park. I know it's, like, one of the biggest companies in the world. But, like, what do the people who work there do? It's, like, back-end, like, B2B stuff, you know? No. Like, it's not for the consumer, like you. That's why I don't know what it is. It's a business business. You know what I mean?

A business to business. That's B2B. Okay. Just so you learn something new. Yeah, B2B. But Salesforce is buying Slack. You know Slack. Oh, so this is, like like some real fucking corporate ass news.

In a $27.7 billion mega deal. Okay, for like AIM, this is like dramatic. No, I know, but it's a big deal. See, this is where the tech world loses me. Like, it's a big deal, literally. Like, it's literally iMessage. I mean, it's a little more intricate than that. $27 billion?

Have you ever used Slack? Not once. I have used Slack when working at a company. It's definitely very nice for streamlining corporate communications but $27.7 billion worth of corporate communications, I didn't see that one coming. See, tech is just so confusing to me the way they like value like random like companies, you know?

Yeah. And I watch Shark Tank and I know that it's supposed to be seven times your gross profit. And I just don't feel like Slack is making seven divided by 27 billion, you know? Yeah. I mean, I don't know how they do make, I mean, obviously they make money, but I don't, they don't have ads. No, but like companies, they pay. Companies have to pay to use it. Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, Salesforce co-founder and CEO Mark Benioff, I wonder if he's related to the creator of Game of Thrones, didn't mince words on his latest purchase.

He said, this is a match made in heaven. Together, Salesforce and Slack will shape the future of enterprise software and transform the way everyone works in the all-digital, work-from-anywhere world. That's actually very true. Work from anywhere, Slack. Yeah, WFH. Slack off with Slack.

That's actually very true. I feel like coupled together yeah it's like this is like I think COVID has been very good to slack got it as if the billion dollar company needed any more money needed more billions okay this actually makes sense like I'm I'm understanding the deal more yeah and I just feel like that's just something that you can keep in your back pocket if you're ever talking to someone sometimes when you're on like a date with someone who might work in the b2b space and you're like oh what do you think about the salesforce slack merger or they're talking how do you think that will affect your day-to-day communications and or the date is like

oh you know my co-worker slacked me this morning she was really giving me shit it's like i was thinking of slack 27 billion bam hit them with that do to do and hit them with that 27.7 because i think that shows you really pay attention to the numbers yeah yeah yeah so many mergers and acquisitions these days we've talked about a few on our Patreon podcast. McCormick buying Cholula for $800 million. Yes. Random House buying Simon & Schuster for an undisclosed amount. Yes.

Why do they choose to disclose and not disclose, like, sometimes? I think all mergers and acquisitions should be disclosed. Just because it's so interesting and fascinating, and we'd love to report on it. Yeah, like $800 million for Cholula, but $27 billion for Slack. Like, how did we get here?

That doesn't add up. No, 100%. That's so crazy when you think about it that way. Okay, now into our TV recap segment, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and I'll touch on OC a little bit because I did watch.

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Yeah, exactly. Okay. Okay, so let's do Salt Lake City first. Yes. Just in order of importance. So sensational. Like, really enjoyed it. And they didn't waste any time.

Like, there was three events. Yeah. You know, Heather's baby shower for her employees, Whitney 20s whatever party and then Mary's luncheon like they really did not stop yes and I just want to say like I really I'm judging the women based on the events that they're throwing and I loved Whitney's event like I know it wasn't as like fancy as Jen Shah's party for Meredith but it was seemed really fun agreed and like a good ass time. Agreed 100%. I love Whitney. And I especially love Whitney and Heather are like my tied for first.

Heather is my queen. Like I just fucking love her. She said so many funny things. She said so many funny things. When she was on the phone with Sharif and was like, make a right. You'll see me. I'm the flapper with the cankles. So funny.

When she didn't want to go to the fight because her lollipop chicken drumsticks were coming. And then they did come. But then she had to follow Jen outside. uh lollipop her lollipop chicken drum sticks were coming and then they did come but then she had to follow jen outside and she said watch the lollipop chicken don't clear the table that's so important they're always clearing tables when you're not done that was so funny and that's how i knew like she was my person like yes she was being so funny last night without getting involved in any drama and that's such a unique to come out like the favorite from an episode and not have been a part of any of the drama like that is a very unique talent she's actually the only one who didn't get up to console either woman chicken jump six dollars no and also because like she just I don't think that she needed to I think everyone who was like going to console Jem because they were worried that Jem would be mad at her if they didn't like I think one person doing that is fine

like the whole group is unnecessary and she was also like beyond being reasoned with at that point yes Whitney was very um astute in observing she's like I'm just going over to say like take care of Jen just so she doesn't get mad at me if I didn't yeah for not taking care of her so I really like Jen Shaw but this was not a good episode for her she was being so unreasonable two episodes now and it wrote because I watched them together last week and this week so I don't know which one was which but yeah this whole idea that she won't be friends with Meredith because Meredith talks to and hangs out with Mary from time to time after what Mary did to her which at the end of the day was just commenting that she smelled like hospital because she had been in a hospital.

Which by the way Mary was wrong for but they buried it so why are we acting like it was not buried? Also even if they hadn't squashed it or no even if they squashed it but you know what mary did was like one of those things you always keep in the back of your mind like jen keeps saying she came for my family she came for my family but just because she smelled like hospital like that's not it like that she didn't come for your family that's not a big enough gripe to make all your friends stop talking to this person yep and i have so much respect for meredith because i i don't like this idea especially when someone really didn't do anything very wrong they just said so much respect for Meredith because I don't like this idea, especially when someone really didn't do anything very wrong. They just said something that you didn't like. I don't like this idea of like, you're my friend. That means you can't talk

to people who I don't like. Right. Or this idea that like no one can be neutral. That's like what we're experiencing in Potomac right now with Karen Huger. Like people should be allowed to be Switzerland. Yeah. And I feel very strongly about that. Yeah. But I also feel like if like that, this just highlight comparing it to Potomac highlights how much of a nothing burger this is. Like Candace and Monique are in court. Like she just said you smelled like hospital. Yeah no it's so I feel like Jen is really just trying to like make her mark as a housewife and she doesn't care if she's like wrong or right. She just wants to like have a moment of throwing a wine glass or screaming in a parking lot. But I also think that some of the context that she gave

us in last night's episode between feeling lonely because her husband's always on the road and it's the one year anniversary of her dad's death. I can understand why she pre-gamed this party and then sort of got really emotional. And I think it's it can be amended 100 percent. And when she went to the luncheon and she apologized to Meredith, I feel like they're on a good page. She needs to apologize to Mary. Because I don't know if she knows though that Mary heard her say call her a grandfather fucker no but I think that what she would say to that is like yeah you do fuck your grandfather which you know but she needs to apologize to Mary not for that comment but just for the way that she's been treating her and trying to get other people to stop being her friend they

need to start from zero because if Jen had any sort of case with the hospital smell thing she lost it. It's over. Oh my god. It's over and and it's over after she like completely had a meltdown at the party but we can start new and I feel like that's what Mary's luncheon was and Jen again. And it blows up next week. Jen was sharing at the table her experience growing up and why she is the way she is and I thought it was a perfect segue to explain why she got to that place. And then also just apologize and move on from it. But she's not doing that. Let me tell you how I've so turned from really disliking Mary. I still don't fully understand her.

But I thought seeing her at church was just like a great moment. Because first of all, the people in her congregation, like the way they look at her. They were all like crying and so emotional. I just felt like this has to be a special person. And so like I think she's kind of quirky but I think that makes her who she is and why she's such a great congregation leader and also a great person on television the way that she just like prayed so hard over Whitney's dad and like he was crying like I was like living for that moment when she was like and let us say and I thought she was gonna say amen she was like heal and I literally I could like I was literally like so in it no I totally agree like I just thought wow this is a great

person like I just I was turned starting to turn towards her side and I thought just the way she handled herself this entire episode where with dren like Jen acting like an animal and like treating Mary like shit and Mary just like literally being a queen like so poised it's very hard to do when someone's coming after you especially calling you a grandfather fucker I just thought there's more to Mary than that meets the eye that's what I've been trying to tell you you know you're totally right so I'm I really like her I'm very much interested by her I thought her luncheon was so interesting because it wasn't just like the most fabulous luncheon because it was fabulous but it was also so. And like the Louis Vuitton and the engraved. And the fish.

The embossed. The fish and the caviar. The caviar, the fish on the table, yes. The red carpet, the Buckingham Palace guards. When they were like, I don't think. $8,000 truffle. I don't think that Mary knows what the Met Gala is. She just like saw it and wants that vibe.

Like, I was like, oh yeah, I guess not. Like, it was so interesting. It was just very elegant. It was very elegant, but also like quirky and interesting. Which is guess not like it was so it was just very elegant it was very elegant but also like quirky and interesting which is so Mary which is so Mary um the other thing I wanted to say was quickly on Meredith and Lisa so I agree like I'm I so love Meredith and like the way Jen Shaw acted in their house in front of their kids was absurd oh okay this is so interesting because I agreed but then I was on Twitter and first of all apparently in like the first episode

Jen Shah is wearing an outfit from Brooks's clothing line like supporting him on the show it literally is a tracksuit that says Max Brooks down the side oh that's cool and so it's like he's gonna pretend like he's never met her yet she's literally like helping him and promoting his fashion line and people are really starting to turn on Brooks is what I've seen oh no they were like I thought this guy was gonna to be like the comedic, like, answer to our praise. Instead, he's just like a brat. Oh, no.

Yeah. I got to get on Twitter. And also people are saying, like, they're just reading through him coming home from college to be with his mom. He came home from college to be on Real Housewives. 100%. When he said that he came home from college when his parents got separated, I'm like, all right, people get divorced all the time.

It's really nothing to leave school over. And also, I've never seen a woman more fine than Meredith. So fine. But what I wanted to say was I thought I really haven't been liking Lisa. I don't know what goes on. I haven't been liking Lisa. No. I just feel like she's really fake.

And she's just so like, she's the type of girl, if I knew her personally, I would run from. Like, she just gives me such bad vibes. But I actually thought when Meredith told her about her divorce and, like, she got really choked up, like, I actually thought that was really sincere. And it was, like, the first time I saw Lisa be a real person and not, like, a wannabe real housewife Bethany friend. Plus the fact that she's the only housewife who, like, knows on a personal level Rach Parcell. Yes.

Speaks volumes. No, no no and it's like we we gotta get to know her like no I like between those two things I agree like I'm going to give her another chance but there's something about her that just rubs me as like been waiting to be a housewife her entire life for this moment is now and like everything that comes out of her mouth is just like a canned response that she thinks will be made into a gif that will go viral on Twitter. Yes. But also yesterday you and I, after the show spent about two hours, like on a deep dive,

Rach Parcell and her family like rabbit hole just because we're like so obsessed with them and like their decor, like we're just obsessed. Like, and we wanted to know more. And I just got so lost in that. And then I went home and immediately watched the most recent episode of Salt Lake City. And I'm like, this show would be so good if Rach Parcell was on it. I I know and I know she's too good for it because she's like a really good Mormon and like I know that it'll never happen the Mormon church like would allow her to be on it I know and I'm just like that's that upsets me because we need a Rach Parcell moment like she's just so

fabulous like she's so bad and Salt Lake City has brought me nothing out like it's brought me so much but if at the end of the day all it brings me is that it introduced me to Rach Parcell. It's, it would be enough Diane. You guys, we are so like deeply obsessed. You should have seen my browser history. It's like so embarrassing. It's like Rach Parcell.com, like Rachel Parcell home at Nordstrom. Her Amazon fashion picks. She also has like a home line at Nordstrom. And if anyone's listening, like, can we get more on the home front? Like, I'm not really, I don't need ornaments. Like I need like Rach Parcells whole house in a box. I need Rach Parcells dining table.

Yeah. Like house in a box. If anyone's listening, please. I know. We digress. We digress. House in a box.

Overall, it's a good episode. It's a great series. The women are great. And like, I love it. Yes. Overall,

I totally agree. And I'm liking everyone more and more. And I, I, I do And I'm liking everyone more and more. And I do, I'm liking Lisa more because I feel like maybe at the end of this, I don't know. I'm going to give her a chance. But something was just like rubbing me the wrong way. But I'm really enjoying Meredith. And I didn't see that.

And all the ladies. And also people, someone said like Meredith is a combination of Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards. And like I completely see that. Looks or behavior? Looks. You have to look at it. You have to see them. I kind of actually do.

I do see the Lisa Vanderpump for sure. And I love her style. Yes, me too. It's like very elegant. There's so much great style. I love Jen's style obviously. Me too. And I love Meredith's style.

I enjoy Lisa's style. I enjoy Mary's style. And I think Heather and Whitney are just like so fucking cute. And I think they're very Utah when they were in the car on the way to the luncheon and the conversation that they were having was just like two people talking yeah not two people filming a show it was just like two cousins like chatting and I also thought that Jen like just because Meredith spoke to someone that Jen doesn't like today Jen sharing that Meredith is separated from her husband she is now in her husband. I'm so glad you brought that up. She is now in the wrong. Jackie I'm so glad you brought that up. I audibly gasped when she said that. I'm like are you Meredith is such a nice girl. And she also didn't say nobody knows don't

tell. So then Heather goes and tells Whitney and then Whitney's like everyone's wondering why didn't Meredith tell me and it's like because the news isn't out yet. No I thought that was so fucked up and honestly like really really mean like I I it turned me yeah okay now really quickly about Real Housewives of Orange County I just nothing happened like I can't I can't stress that enough like really nothing happened except all the women are now just like coming for Elizabeth being like why do not stop talk about your divorce your ex-husband like let the money go Gina's like going through this it'll just like it'll keep you like just let it go I've been there like what go stop talking about it or like get out of court? Both. Get out of

court? Yeah. It's like Elizabeth said she has enough right now to like to live for the rest of her life, but it's just, it's not what she deserves. Okay. And they're in Palm Springs and this house that she has in Palm Springs that they built together. It's 10,000 square feet on the golf course. Like it's just eating her up being in Palm Springs. And she's talking about it a lot because her house is literally down the road and she can't get into it and she's just mad like she has all this pent-up anger she gave up having kids for this man then he like cheated on her and had a baby with someone else and she's just mad and she wants her fucking money and she's like I grew up so poor and I think the way that she described this I actually like respected her her it was so honest she was like

I grew up so poor and I worked so hard just so nobody would know that I was like the poor Mexican girl. And she's like, and look how far that got me, like that mentality. And she's like, I'm just not ready to give that up. But at the same time, that money is so toxic. And like, and I hate it too. So I don't know, she's just like very self-aware. And then women are just like now. And it sounds like honest. The women are just like clowning her for like talking about it so much. And like, she talks about it with Jimmy and the women are like, Jimmy's going to leave you. Like, if you her for like talking about it so much and like she talks about it with jimmy and the women are like jimmy's gonna leave you like if you don't stop talking about it like you're annoying us and elizabeth took it all so well she's like oh my god i'm so

sorry i didn't mean to annoy you guys like i'm just like going to she didn't get mad she didn't cry she took all this like criticism that i thought was so unwarranted given how long we've had to listen to some of these women shannon talk about we saw shannon at the courthouse talk about their motherfucking divorce i'm like you're really coming for this girl who's gina so then then what's so funny is gina was like you really need to stop talking about it with jimmy he doesn't want to hear about this cut to literally gina playing tennis with her fucking new boyfriend talking about matt how like one of the women in the softball league is like talking shit about Matt trying to make him seem like a bad dad blah blah blah like you're like you are the uh hunchback who cannot see his own hunch like it was so fucking like obviously hypocritical and I just

I can't stand Gina I try I try so hard I can't stand her and that's the end of what I have to say okay you made it sound good I think I'm gonna watch yeah maybe I'm like looking too much into it but it's just no I trust your intuition Gina and you know so we're here for Elizabeth 100% and and I I have something to admit like and I'm really sad to say this but like my queen Emily what happened I just I'm getting the vibe that she's getting like a little high on her horse like with the other like Tamara gone and Vicky gone and like she's now fun Emily and everyone like loves her I'm just I don't want to put it out there but like I'm getting the vibe like she needs to like take a seat do you know what I mean I do know what you mean you'll see I could see that happening

yeah but they gave a preview and uh Shane had COVID really shannon gets covid um a bunch of them do oh okay interesting i'm gonna watch and then hopefully next week we can recap it and so i can yeah i think maybe we should add it back to the plate like with the bro i think it could still be optional because i think it was like very it's nice knowing you don't have to watch something but that you want to but the thing is is that real housewives of salt lake city is on at 10 o'clock so like you might as well just watch oc at nine well for me last night, I was watching the episode from last week because I didn't watch it last week

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