The Toast - S3 Ep198: Guaraunty: Friday, December 4th, 2020

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everyone, congratulations. A huge mazel tov on making it to the end of the week without losing your mind. Yes, and I just have so many personal updates to share that I'm just going to jump right into them. Please do. Because in so many ways, I'm a different person than I was on the show yesterday. I hear that completely. And in no order of importance, three than I was on the show yesterday. I hear that completely. And in no order of importance, three major things happened in my life yesterday.

One, I moved. It has just been such an exciting, treacherous experience, but made less treacherous with the most wonderful moving company, Roadway. Okay, by the way, I used them for my move two years ago. We used them for our studio move. Everyone in our family uses them. And by the way, I've had the same movers every time they're like the nicest guys it is the best company it's the best company it's the best moving experience i feel like i used to dread moving so much but they really make it as pleasant as humanly do it all they do it all

they've even given me a discount code to share with the toasters it's jackie 10 if you want to get five percent off long distance moves or 10% off local moves, head to Roadway, have a link in my stories, use code Jackie10 and get some money off your next move and start moving and grooving. Start moving and grooving. You moving like into this palatial, you know, palace in the sky has really got me- I've inspired you. All bent out of shape.

And there actually is a identical unit in your building. Like how many, like four floors up? Yeah. And I'm actually- I think you should take it. I'm actually really thinking about it. I just love my building so much. identical unit in your building, like how many, like four floors up. Yeah. And I'm actually. I think you should take it. I'm actually really thinking about it. I just love my building so much.

I know. I love my building. And if you moved into my building, like one, Theo and Bruno, best friends. I know. They would never spend a day apart. I know. Like that's big. You gotta, it's like, you gotta, it's like, you gotta, you gotta do it for your kids, you know?

Yeah. You have to do it for the kids too. Like you and I could be like podcasting all the time like just running up and down and like creating content no I know three like Ben and Zach could be playing Monopoly all day long yeah and then like I'm I really I dread being alone it's like one of my biggest fears which is why like I'm a homebody and therefore Ben has to be a homebody but like a building body if you but not only that like if you lived in my building or I lived in your building like Ben could go do whatever do whatever he want and then, like, we could just, like, watch TV together.

No, I know. I really think you should at least look at the unit. Yeah, no, I, um, it's so funny. Like, buildings in New York are so snotty. I actually reached out yesterday, like, after you sent me the link. And I'm like, hey, like, I'd like to come see the apartment. And they were, like, before, they're like, well, are you qualified for XX and X? And I'm like, um, yeah, I think so.

Like, chill. Like, they're so, it's like, so like so like something about my name maybe doesn't give off like good vibes wow they're like well we can't let you into the apartment unless we know that you have x and I'm like okay fucking nasty snot yeah I got it bitch oh god so fucking rude it's not off to a good foot no no it's like I'm taking it personal wow okay why else are you a different person well you've successfully moved and your apartment is so nice. I've successfully moved. I still have so much unpacking and organizing to do. My apartment is so nice, but it has significantly less closet space.

For my personal wardrobe, I think half. I'm not even joking. And so I am being relentless about just donations and cleaning out my closet. I literally have removed like so many iconic pieces that I never thought I would get rid of just because like of the memories. Like if you saw, if you saw some of the things, you would know exactly what it's from and you would be like, wow, you're really going to do that. That's crazy. Crazy. So this weekend will be very transformative as I continue to build out the space. Um, Second thing, I'm going to save the best for last.

Second thing, I finally set up my new phone. And it really has just, it's put a new, like when you set up a new phone, like you feel like a new person. Okay. So like remember back in the day when you would like get a new BlackBerry and like you had a new pin and everyone was adding you on PBM and you just felt like you woke up every morning with so many notifications more than usual because like everyone was just like adding you and like redoing all the things and you felt like so popular and special oh no I feel like that's not what it is

for me but I'm so I really just like exposed myself I'm so glad you had that experience for me it's like I feel like your phone is so much a part of like your habit in your daily life and I got a phone that's a new size so now with this bigger phone I feel like the way I'm holding it like I feel like a new person like I feel like I'm watching someone else, you know? So it's just like on my new phone last night, setting it up, just like feelings. There's that new phone vibe. That's just inexplicable. I couldn't agree more.

But apparently there's this new update. You know, it used to be, you got a new phone. You have to download all your apps, make a new background. I was like, you know what? When I get my new phone right now, my background was Theo. And I was like, I'll update my background to like Bruno or something like that. Wow, that's so rude. But with the new phone update, your whole phone, even the way you organize your apps, transfers to your new phone.

Fabulous. Your background screen transfers. Fabulous. So Theo lives to see another day. And I love having Theo as my background screen because he's my number one. He always will be like that number one guy. Speaking of old photos, I saw my friend Jason last night, who's like one of my oldest friends from high school. And that's why I couldn't watch Southern last night, who's like one of my oldest friends from high school.

And that's why I couldn't watch Southern Charm because like I had a couple of drinks and Jason has literally his camera roll goes back to 2010. Whoa. How crazy is that? So that's like my last two years of high school. I went to college together too. So like I literally spent the entire night last night, like in 2011. It was crazy.

Like that is crazy. I guess he had an iPhone in high school. I had a Blackberry. I don't remember. But but like I don't know how much fucking how much his storage plan is per year because like it's a crazy amount of photos but it was really like traveling back in time how many photos do you have on your phone 55,000 how many do I have it's insane I mean I have so many screenshots just from like running all 6,000 wow yeah just from like running all you know our businesses like in our Instagram accounts every time I take a photo like I take 20 and I don't really delete the old ones because you just never

know when you're gonna need it yeah so that's that and then the third piece of news personal news that I think might be the biggest out of them this should have been a fast five story it's like such big news it's such big news I know it really should have, but no one wrote it up, unfortunately. I have changed my Instagram handle from Jackie O Problems to Jackie Oshrae. Now let's talk about the genesis. How did we get started? Who is Jackie O Problems? What is Jackie O Problems? What are your problems? Okay, so I started Jackie O Problems in 2011. I think I started on Twitter and that was my handle since 2011. And then it was my Instagram handle, Snapchat, you know, anywhere I went, so did me and my problems. And it started as like a play on obviously like white girl problems and all those problems.

Right. There was a trend on Twitter, like in the early 2000s, where you would make like tall girl problems. And it was just like the problems that tall girls face. And you were doing Jackie O Problems. Because they were like problems that were specific to me and it made a lot of sense at the time and I never really like thought much about it in the past few years but every time I would realize that that's my Instagram handle like I would kind of cringe it's because it's like an old school internet trend yeah it's like first of all it completely dates me like it's like hi I've been on the internet since 2010 like when and like I've been here for 10 years and it's not like in fashion anymore no and it's also not what you post like that's at the end of the day like you don't post your problems no but also it's like

if it was an old joke that people were still like doing maybe I would have kept it but it's it's not in anymore and like so when I would take the time to like, think about the fact that that was my handle, like, I was just like, I don't want this to be my handle anymore. And it would probably happen like once a year where I realized like, oh my God. So. And you would try to secure other handles. And I would try to secure other handles. So I literally, this time last year, it was Thanksgiving. I messaged, there's someone has the handle at Jackie O, which is my dream handle. And it belongs to a girl and I had messaged her and we were communicating a little bit, but it just didn't work out in terms of me

getting it from her well she just she tried to haggle you no she I mean she just expected a price that I just wasn't willing to pay for an internet handle like I do have my limit yes I know it was insane like and so I had to let that dream go and then you know a calendar year passed and I realized again that my handle is Jackie O problems and I was like okay it is time I need to think of something else and I was like maybe it should just be Jackie Oshry like I like her she's a nice girl and so I went to change it but apparently if you're like a public figure and you have a lot of followers you can't change your handle on your own you need to get like a contact at Instagram so I went about getting a contact at Instagram and they said they would work on it and and then yesterday, I guess they worked on it,

and my handle was Jackie Asher. Well, they didn't even ask you, like, are you sure? No, yeah, they just flipped the switch, and I was just like, obviously, on the most transitional day, period. And I feel so good about it. I know there are some people who are just, like, averse to change, and, like, they're, you know,

they love, it's a big... They're always gonna be against it, like... No, or, like, just any sort of rebrand, it takes a while to get used to, but you guys, I'm telling you, this is for the best. Like I can feel all of the better vibes that are going to come from this new handle. And I'm actually someone, I love change. Like I, but all the time, like even moving apartments, like I'm, I really embrace change. and so I'm just so excited about this this change I really am I'm excited for you we congratulate you here at the morning toast good luck on this new journey and no looking back no looking back and I obviously like I didn't share with anyone

like you know what I was when I was thinking about it because I don't like to talk about things until they're done otherwise like I feel like I'm gonna jinx them like my Instagram handle would have like you know disappeared no my Instagram contact sorry would have you know stopped working at the company or something totally because that's something that would happen to us and then I would have been stuck with Jackie O problems and you guys would have known how much I hated this oh my god totally um okay well I'm so glad I have a brand new co-host it's like you have a brand new co-host and I feel like that's where why I'm wearing like all white you're pure you're like getting baptized I'm getting baptized on um I'm free on the sunshine network I'm free of all my problems and I just want to say like even though I've dropped the problems like it doesn't mean I

don't have problems anymore nobody has more problems than you nobody has more problems than me someone was like I'm gonna manifest having less problems by putting the name problems in my name and then taking it out you know you are literally significantly less problematic today than you were yesterday. And we absolutely love to see that. We love to see growth. We love it. So I'm really excited. And make sure to follow me at Jackie Ashtray.

Woo! So I do believe that it might be time. What, you're just going to rush me right in, huh? No, I mean, like, to be honest, like, we've been talking about you for a while. Like, it's hard for me. I knew today I was going to fight it's hard like I just think I think it's time to move on do you have anything that you want to share no I did absolutely nothing yesterday except be like a disgusting piece of shit and like not wash my hair but you went out

to dinner yes I did I hit the town and the town hit me back I threw margaritas at dinner and it was nice saw my friend Jason which was also really nice um and yeah I wish I had more to report on I just don't life is so uninteresting for me like you do you wish you had a life changing Instagram handle change no I wish that like no everyone around me is like Olivia's a mom she has a new apartment you have a new apartment you have a new dog Mara has a new dog and the new dog and the new handle and the new phone and like Ben's parents just move like everyone has all these like exciting life updates and I'm just like still the same disgusting piece of shit I was six months ago.

So I'm like jealous of everyone's like metamorphoses. Yeah. I'm just not currently experiencing when I'm still in my cocoon. Maybe you should get a new phone. I don't need one. Like my phone works very well

and it's the 11. Like something about getting the 11, getting the 12 when you have the 11 seems so wasteful to me. Yeah, that's me. Like I'll get the 13 do you know what I mean you're on odd phone oh that's true maybe I should get on evens I just feel like that's that's what Apple wants you to do and like I won't give in to that no I totally agree with

that but it's also based on like two-year plans like they come out with a new phone every year you have a two-year plan means that you're missing one of every phone yeah every phone right which you should that makes sense and it's like when Apple like, okay, they decided this year like they're done with USBs. Like, no, I'm not getting rid of my USB. I'm buying a janky ass converter on Amazon and I'm still using it.

Like I refuse to give in to Apple and their fucking corporate supremacy. Like it's insane. It's insane. What if you got a haircut? Like a crazy haircut. I won't get a haircut, but I actually am in need of like a chop, just like a fresh two to three inch trim that would make me feel good I saw a photo of

myself yesterday that made me realize like I need a haircut I feel like it's someone who used to have short hair it's like I just I revel in all of my hair growth but like it's too long now no you're getting to the Woodstock stage yes I am and am. And it's, I've been there. I actually was stuck in the Woodstock stage for so long thinking that it was like so cool. And now I look back and I look so dirty. Like someone should have given me a bath. Like so sick. Because I'm into long hair, but there is a point where long hair becomes like circus freak and the line is very thin. So you got to be careful. I saw a picture of myself yesterday. Plus like with my white outfit, like I look like I could be in a cult. Yeah, a hundred percent.

And they haven't let you out of your bunker in six years. That's why your hair is so long. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I'm trying to think of other things that you could do to like revitalize. No, I'm just like really set on moving. I would, I love that. And I, and I love your apartment so much.

And I understand why you've been so resistant. Yeah. Trying to hold back a sneeze. Sorry. You're trying to cry because you love my apartment so much. I do. And it's been so good to you. been so resistant. Yeah. Trying to hold back a sneeze. Sorry. You're trying to cry because you love my apartment so much? I do. And it's been so good to you over the years. No, no.

The thing is, is like, I would, and I feel like maybe this is like a bad way to live your life. Because at the end of the day, like, I really do like my apartment. And obviously there are things I don't like about it. Like compared to others. Right. And so like, I feel like moving just to like keep up with other people is like a really bad omen.

Like, and a bad way to live your life. You know what I mean? Yeah, when it's like you're happy with where you're at. And why can't you just accept that? Why can't that be enough? I am shallow and vain. And now I technically have the worst apartment in the family, except for Margo.

That was a rhetorical question. Oh, because I'm the one here advocating for you to move. Just to have like a little bit of spice in your life. No, I know. Like, it's like that TikTok sound.

Like, let me, um, add a little bit of spice. Like that's literally what I need. My, it's like that TikTok sound. Like, let me add a little bit of spice. Like, that's literally what I need. My life is just like so vanilla right now. I understand. Well, at least you know that if you move, you can use roadway.

You can use code Jackie10 for 10% off local moves, 5% off long distance moves. All right, let's dive right in. Okay, wow. Go for it. Now you're done. Do what you gotta do. Now you're good and ready. It is time.

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And everything of the sort. Everything of the sort. Okay, first story. Cardi B says she's too shy to ask male rappers to collaborate this is like such a relatable story no i read this and i was like oh my god like that would that's me as a rapper like i'm so like shy especially around boys like i feel like i haven't changed at all since high school and like i feel this to my soul totally cardi b may known for her brazen lyrics, but the rapper insists she's actually so shy that she can't bring herself to ask male rappers to collaborate with her.

Cardi B revealed in a new Billboard interview, she said, quote, the thing is I'm shy and really shy to reach out to male artists, to be honest with you. That's why a lot of collabs that I want, I haven't got yet because I'm scared to reach out. I always get a little starstruck.

I'll be thinking I'm corny, even though I'm funny. Oh that is so cute. I mean I feel like in Hollywood a lot of collaborations happen like through people's teams. Like she could have her team reach out. That's the point in having a team you know. Yeah but maybe if it's like a really big artist like it means so much more artist to artist. 100% that I agree with as well. So this is a predicament and one in which I'm surprised we haven't heard about from like other people in music because like, I don't know. This would literally be us as rappers. Like shy.

Like, oh, I don't know. Like you want to sing with me? Like it's, it's awkward to ask too. And I kind of, I feel like maybe Cardi B doesn't feel this way, but like I hate asking people for like stuff because I hate like coming off desperate. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, I just hate.

So there's so many elements to why you would be shy. Also when you're asking people for stuff and I even kind of feel this way about, this is what like kind of Taylor Swift was saying about like wanting to work with Bonnie there, but like never thinking that she could like, well, you just think someone's going to say no. So you're like better not ask because they're gonna say no well that's like everyone's like fear of rejection always yeah yeah because that's like I feel like these sort of insecurities like are all stemmed from like high school and those are they like never leave you like fear of

rejection like nervous talking to boys like they never leave you for sure but like not everyone suffers from these insecurities you, because some people are just like so brazen. I know. And part of me is like jealous of people who are just like so sure of themselves and so like secure in who they are, who like can just do whatever they want. And then part of me is also like, calm down. Yeah, no, I feel like in instances like that, it's like I'm jealous of the person who is

sure about themselves and like, you know, asks for what they want. But then in other elements of life, like you see that person in a different scenario like at a restaurant and it's like oh no oh there is nothing more frightening than a person who is so sure of themselves in a restaurant oh my god I whenever I'm at a restaurant and I hear the way people talk like it makes me want to vomit like it's so sick certain restaurants just like have the worst customers you know what I mean yeah no so I feel like that person is definitely getting great collabs. But like. But what do you want?

Do you want to be around them at any other time? No. Especially a restaurant. Right. Absolutely not. Right. It's a really good point. Thanks.

So Cardi, I hope some like pop like the biggest rappers, male rappers in the game like hear this interview and reach out to her and they're like, I would love to work with you. If you think about it, I don't know that many collabs Cardi B has with male artists, especially rappers. Like, she did Maroon 5. They're not in the rap scene. And I don't know any other male artists that she's collaborated with. No, but she's collabed with, like, a lot of females.

And I guess it's because she just feels more comfortable asking. Which I actually think is very cool of Cardi B, like for being a female rapper who lifts up other female rappers. Right, and I think that this sort of, what she would consider like a hindrance of not being able to ask male rappers, it actually winds up being even more beautiful because she probably gravitates towards female rappers and the content that they create together is amazing. Yeah, like it's just been more beneficial for her.

And she's now, at least, I don't know if she did it on purpose, to me she is known as like a female rapper who lifts up other female rappers when I feel like for a while when like Nicki Minaj was like the reigning queen of um rap female rap it wasn't like that at all it was like very competitive and that's why like her and Cardi like butted heads so much and now I feel like Cardi's like setting a new standard for like the new wave of young Megan Thee Stallion's like young female artists. Yeah. We love to see it. We do.

Wow. Speaking of big music news though. BMN? BMN. Ooh. Let me take a sip of my Diet Coke. Yep. That's kind of big to swallow.

Radio Disney is shutting. Oh! Devastating. Radio Disney is shutting down amid a restructuring. Disney is shuttering its Radio Disney division among the ongoing restructuring at the media giant. Radio Disney and Radio Disney Country will both stop broadcasting in the first quarter of 2021, resulting in layoffs for 36 full and part-time employees. That cuts deep. That cuts deep. I forgot about Radio Disney Country. This feels like personal. This feels like the last day of camp. Yeah. Because you want to know why I feel like

when I think of what was most influential to me as like a young burgeoning woman I always I think the Disney Channel was so integral in you know the monster that I became yeah and I feel like we really grew up in the golden age of Disney but I feel like every you know older person feels like they grew up in the golden age but I actually I think that this is proof actually that we did grow up in the golden Age of Disney Channel. The Hannah Montana, that's a Raven, even Steven's era. Yes, and I think that that is objectively the Golden Age of Disney. I think Disney is still very cool, and they have a lot, like, you know,

Descendants, I absolutely love Dora and Stan, but it's not Hannah Montana. It's not comparable. It's not Wizards of Waverly Place. No, it's not the even Steven Stevens movie, model, double take, all those movies, DCOM, Smart House. The Lizzie McGuire movie, High School Musical.

And you want to know how you know that it's not those things because Descendants 3 wasn't in theaters. High School Musical 3 was. Lizzie McGuire movie was. Hannah Montana movie was. Right, that's true. Like they really elevated

out of their own bubble and like it was really world domination. Or maybe someone at the theater saw Descendants 3, like was ready to put it in theaters and then was like oh no this is so bad this was terrible it was the worst of the franchise which never happens on the third no that's what we got because the second was so good yeah so good it was an interesting dynamic between the three films so good yeah so i just feel like as much as i sound like an old person being like oh i grew up

in the golden age of disney channel i feel feel like Radio Disney is shutting down right now is just further proof that I'm actually not just an old person like it's a hundred percent true yeah yeah I think it's it's really a sad story end of an era for sure end of an era for sure but at the same time I I actually from a business perspective I see what is Radio Disney beneficial for now? Like, yes, Disney has good programming with like decent music. But the Disney genre in terms of music when we were kids was like a full blown genre. They needed their own station. Yes. They don't need it now.

But it's a sign of the times. Like the way that people are listening to music is different. I think radio in general is suffering. different I think radio in general is suffering different yeah so I feel like they could have pivoted to some sort of like streaming successful streaming maybe they will um but I do think it's got become a little irrelevant yeah it's just like for every person like over the age of 21 like today is a sad day we are mourning the loss of radio Disney I think everyone can think of a memory in their childhood where they're like sitting in the back of the car like maybe in a car seat just like jamming out to something on radio Disney and everyone can like recall what station it was like in their local area you know

in their region yeah devastating devastating for the whole Disney family it really is so we'll miss you yeah I miss you I miss your smile and I still shed a tear every once in a while. And even though it's different now, you're still here somehow. My heart won't let you go, and I need you to know. Wow! I miss you. Sha la la la la. I miss you. Literally can't remember a person's name when they tell it to me five seconds before. But I can remember a song I haven't heard since I was in the seventh grade. And that's on being, on having your priorities in order. Like literally haven't heard that song.

Can't even remember the last time I heard it. But could sing it in my sleep. Didn't even like wince at one of the words. Totally. No. And that's like not even Hannah's most popular song. Like that was like wince at one of the words. Totally. No. And that's like not even Hannah's most popular song. Like that was like a really random Hannah song. No.

Honestly it was like a bad Hannah song. A bad Hannah song. There were so many good ones. Like I could literally do a full in-depth like Patreon episode on the discography of Hannah Montana. A hundred percent. Because she really went through so many phases. And I feel like the one that I loved the most was definitely Hannah Montana Forever.

She was making such good music. Smooth talking. So rocking. He's got everything that a girl's wanting. Guitar cutie. He plays it groovy. That song was so good. And that era where she was going between Jake and Jessie.

When she cut her hair. Yes, she did. She did cut her hair. she moves out of the Malibu beach house into like a Malibu ranch house with a horse and that was an iconic that was an iconic season yeah and Lily moved in with her which was like a little questionable which was just kind of like moochie for her and it's like where were Lily's parents like I know they were okay with like Lily living with um Miley but like that's just like an insane thing to do. Like leave your home and like live with your friend in high school. Like if we're talking about real kids in high school.

Yeah. No, totally. We should do a whole Patreon episode about it in the new year. Because we have like so many episodes to do this month. Like I mean I would love to get my home. Oh, so many people are asking for a home tour. I'm obviously going to do a home tour on Patreon. Hopefully this month.

Maybe next month. Like because I want it to be like stunning for you guys. Um, we need to do a holiday gift guide. I have like so many gift ideas that I would love to share with the group. Really? I don't have any ideas. Like I feel like I'm the worst gift giver. No, but like think of the things in your life that you cherish and value most. Theo. Okay. I'll get everyone dogs. Right. And then also like end of year roundup, best of, worst of. EOY roundup. You love to see an EOY roundup. We really do. So I think it's time to get into the third story, which is brought to you by NuX, the most fabulous CBD company. And I've been on the CBD train. I feel like it's been a while now, maybe like a year and a half. And I really love CBD gummies. That's like my favorite

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and highly suggest. So check it out. Check it out. Okay, next story is some delicious news. Mariah Carey launches her own cookie brand. This is interesting. I didn't see this. This is so interesting. Christmas queen Mariah Carey has whipped up her own cookie brand just in time for the holidays. Mariah's Cookies is set to launch on Friday, December 4th. That's today.

Online, offering boxes of a dozen or half a dozen cookies in 30 major American markets for the holiday season. The delivery only brand is selling a holiday hits box, which includes gingerbread, white chocolate, cranberry, and pumpkin varieties. Other assortments include chocolatey treats box, the pumpkin box,

and the gingerbread rocks rocks. According to a news release, once the Yuletide season wraps, Carrie plans to offer other varieties, other varieties. Other varieties? I'm like really struggling. No, I... This is like,

they're using such big words for a story about cookies. Yeah, like chill. Relax. The baked goods will be available to order via delivery apps including Grubhub,

DoorDash, Postmates, Uber Eats, and Seamless. So this is like a real project for Mariah Carey. Yes. And it's very interesting. Celebrities do different things all the time.

They create makeup lines, skincare lines. They do movies, music. Like, I different things all the time. They create makeup lines, skincare lines. They do movies, music. Like, I've actually don't, I can't recall in recent history when a celebrity went into like the food space. There's one celebrity cookie line that if you think hard enough, you'll get. The Girl Scouts? No.

Celebrity cookies? And the celebrities, if I give you one clue, you'll get it. Okay, tell me. Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. What? Victoria's? I don't think of cookies when I think of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show what Victoria I don't think of cookies when I think of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that's exactly why what is it Carly Kloss's cookies she has a cookie company you don't remember this they did a Victoria's Secret I'm sorry is the queen of doing things that are off-brand making a line of cookies and then her

other thing is like cookies were like healthy cookies and at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show they like went around backstage like asking all the models like what they're eating before the show and everyone's like Carly's cookies! Oh god. And they're like literally throwing up because they're so nasty. Oh my that's so funny. Nobody know that. I just feel like this is an interesting move and not one I expected from like Queen Mariah Carey. It sounds so delicious. I literally am gonna order some cookies. Well that's where you and I disagree because I fundamentally have a problem

with cookies that are just like beyond the regular like chocolate chip, sugar, snickerdoodle. Like there's four or five major like cookie categories in terms of flavors. And I just feel like when people go like off the rails and it's like pumpkin duty, like cookies, like relax, like cookies are fine the way that they are. And like like, people inventing, like, new silly, like, carrot cookies. Like, let's not. Collectively, let's just not. Cookies are good. Gingerbread cookie.

Okay, I'll accept that as a category, even though I don't particularly like them. Even though it's, like, that's literally snickerdoodle. Yeah, very confusing. But we're going to just call it gingerbread for the holidays. Sure, sure, sure. White chocolate cranberry, like, actually sounds so good. So unnecessary. So good.

So do not. Okay, here, ready? I'm about to make a royal decree keep fruits and vegetables out of desserts the two are not meant to be together okay and i just want to say on that note eat keep them out of desserts and they're also not desserts fruit carrot cake dessert carrot cake fruit is not a dessert here ye I agree if I come over for dinner and you're like and I got some fruit for dessert I'm leaving I'm out the door like I find them to be so hurtful and so disrespectful like no and it's like I totally get it people you're

putting out like fresh plates for dessert and I'm like oh like she's she made a cake fruit no and I get people who want to be healthy and maybe where this is where you just don't have dessert. Like, let's stop reinventing. Yes. Because it's disrespectful to the whole dessert community. Like, to put out a carrot cake or a white cranberry cookie. Yeah, carrot cake is delicious. Disgusting. So we're going to disagree, like, on some of the finer points.

Fine. What are her other categories? Of this decree. No, those, oh, there's other one that's a pumpkin varieties sick disgusting pumpkin is so disgusting and we all need to collectively i have something else to say about pumpkin i never knew this but pumpkin pie is disgusting have you had it recently do you think that i have ever put a morsel of pumpkin related product in my mouth no because i am a woman of taste pumpkin pie the filling tastes like someone

ate pumpkin, chewed it and spit it back into a pie crust. That's literally what it tastes like. And I'm not nearly as picky as you. Yeah, that's true. No, it's like at the end of the day, stop normalizing fruits and vegetables in our desserts. Okay. Even though I'll make some exceptions. Apple pie. I'm okay with that. Blueberry pie. Please be okay with it pie i'm okay with that blueberry pie please be okay with it i'm okay with that too but i just hold i'm gonna sneak carrot cake in there carrot cake no delicious i understand no carrot cake is it's honestly the cornerstone of my argument can you go like elsewhere with your heart you can't you cannot take carrot cake okay my entire argument is gonna crumble like carrot cake if you take carrot cake out so I have to include

okay so this is where we agree to disagree yeah and you know what if we're as long as we're disagreeing like I don't mind like a little piece of fruit after my ice cream cake you know like what yeah like sometimes at a restaurant like one of my favorite restaurants in the city like whenever people are like where should I go to dinner I always say Gemma I think it's like the best Italian food and I never really get dessert there even though people love their tiramisu I'm not crazy about tiramisu but they do have fresh strawberries and whipped cream and after like a big heavy bowl of pasta it is quite refreshing like I I hear it you know I see it I kind of like it I can't believe that you did that to me but it's important to note eating fruit just like is unacceptable it's like

you have to you can only eat fruit when you're really full. I have something else to say about fruit. What? And it's like there are a few times in my life when I do happen to eat fruit and the occasion calls for fruit. Maybe like a summer's afternoon. Stop putting different fruits in the same bowl.

I agree. I agree. Fruit is criminal. I agree. And the juices. Oh, it's so sick. Sick. Sick.

Sickening. No, not sickening. Sick. Also, last night, Zach and I ordered dinner. We had such a long, hard day from the move. So I was just like, get the cookies. Okay. Have you ever had the quarter pounder cookies from the Smith?

I don't ever eat at the Smith. We ordered the Smith. I fundamentally disagree with their whole message. Oh, okay. I can't. I don't ever eat at the Smith. We ordered the Smith. I fundamentally disagree with their whole message. Oh, okay. I can't. As a chain, I just. We ordered the Smith and we got these big, the Quarter Pounder cookies. They're three massive cookies.

And we just sat in our new living room on the couch. We heated them up and just had warm cookies. That's so nice. And it was so nice. That does sound really nice. I'm actually like, this conversation is making me so hungry. Okay, we'll wrap it up. Are you ready for our next story?

Sure. It is some sad royal news. SRN. Soil news? Soil SRN. What is it? Queen Elizabeth's dorgie Vulcan dies just two weeks after the death of William and Kate's dog. Oh no.

Queen Elizabeth has said goodbye to one of her loving companions. Theo, cover your ears. The 94-year-old monarch's dog, Vulcan, died at Windsor Castle. Do you ever sleep weird on your neck and you literally can't move your neck? I mean, every day. How is Theo not crippled? If you're watching on YouTube. This is like the eighth wonder of the universe.

He sleeps like that every day on the show and it's like, you're dead. You know who else sleeps like this when given the chance? Bruno Sweets? Bruno Sweets. Maybe it's a caval cavalier thing maybe they don't have like a spine or no like broadwind season one um no maybe like i don't know they just like the blood draining to their face or something you know it's like if i laid that like in that position for that long i would die because all the blood would rush my head. Totally. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. Vulcan was a dorgi, which is a mix between a corgi and a dachshund. Vulcan's death leaves the queen with just one dog, another dorgi named Candy. Cute. That's a terrible name for a dog.

Great name for a stripper. These dogs really had prominence in this season of The Crown. And I just, my heart goes out to her because she loves her dogs yeah I think one of the most interesting things about the crown I mean about the queen that I learned from the crown was like how important like just like dog life and dog culture is to the queen and the monarchy in general like part of being a royal is like taking care of dogs yeah and that I honestly I feel like the crown makes being a royal look like really unenjoyable and unpleasant.

But I would become a royal just to have like a gaggle of cavaliers. Right. Who like someone else like walks, shits, grooms, and like they just love me. A hundred percent. Anyways, the queen is well known for her love of corgis, but her last dog of the breed, Whisper, died in 2018. So now she has dorgies, which are combo like a mix yeah i know i like how do you say that right i was just gonna say there are certain words i will never be able to spell

correctly okay uh guarantee i have no idea how to spell it and there are certain words i will never be able to pronounce correctly and dachshund is one of them okay we are hearing my producer is telling me in my ear it is doc dachshund is that what you said no way no way it's dachshund dachshund dachshund no way oh and by the way let's just call a spade jackie let's just call a spade a spade a dachshund is a wien. Like, let's just call it that because that's what it is. Okay, but what's the kind of dog that Kendall Jenner has? Those like big ones that... Big ones.

I literally knew you were going to say that. The ones... I think it's a Rottweiler. Anyone know? A Rottweiler is literally like a guard dog that could kill you. I think that's what Kendall has. I saw it on her story last night. But a dachshund is spelled...

Honestly, talking about dog breeds is giving me PTSD. I just want you guys to know how dachshund honestly talking about dog breeds is giving me ptsd i just want you guys to know how dachshund is spelled so that you know why we're pronouncing it this way i would have you could have paid said i'll give you a billion dollars it's german i never would have said dachshund i would have been like spell it for the people spell it for the people d-a-c-h-s-h-u-n-d oh my god okay so doxin you truly learn something new every day from the morning toast. Yesterday, it was a Slack merger. And today, it's Dachshund. That is the craziest news I've ever heard.

I like need time to process. What are like certain words that you will like never spell correctly? No, there are so, I have a few words. And even my autocorrect is like, what are you trying to spell, bitch? Yeah, no, Ben, like literally can, for the life of him, cannot spell opportunity right he spells it o-p-p-e-r-t-u-i-n-i-t-y and like you know what word i can't spell whatever is like physical psychic i can't spell any of those words that are like p-h-y-c right yeah yeah ever i really

cannot spell guarantee like i am always am always like, guaranty. Like, I just cannot figure out. Guarantee. It's. It's guaranty. Why did you just scream at me? You scared the shit out of me. Like, you were like.

You know. Oh, auntie. Nobody. Jackie. Guarantee. you scared the shit out of me like you were like you know how anti nobody jaggy you know how anti-culture thrills me no i know like you just theo it's quarantine theo's unfazed neck broken neck snapped like that was funny Well, now you'll remember how to spell it. Yes, I will. Quarantine. Fifth and final story. Wow, a little pet biz news. PBN. Are you ready for it?

Yes, ma'am. Petco has filed to go public as consumers adopt more pets during the pandemic. Wow. So that's just like big dog pet news. Yeah. They want to be publicly traded again, this time on NASDAQ with the ticker. You know what the ticker is, like their... The button?

No, the letters that they're going to use. So like if they were publicly TMT... Of course. Their ticker is going to be... P-U-P? Well, no, I guess they sell other pets besides dogs. W-O-O-F. Woof.

Oh my God, that's so... Oh, sorry, Theo. I didn't sell other pets besides dogs. W-O-O-F. Woof. Oh, my God. That's so. Oh, sorry, Theo. I didn't mean to wake you up. That is so cute. But you know what? Maybe this is going to be like crazy. Something about like mass commercial businesses like around pets like gives me a pit. Like, I just don't want to know what they do to the pets at Petco.

Honestly, I was at a Petco like very recently and um it was a little pit induced do you know what I mean and it's like they say Petco where the pets go but it sounds more like Petco where the pets get treated poorly like I just have a bad feeling about it you know and this is not based on any proof I feel like because when there's when there's so many businesses like Petco is so successful there's's probably hundreds of stores. And you're bound to have, like, at least one, you know, maximum, like, a lot of employees who are not kind towards animals. Right. No, then it's just like a quality control problem on behalf of Petco. I just, and I'm not saying, you know, it's better than, I'm just, I don't have any proof.

I'm just, I get weird vibes from, like, like mass market mass commercial businesses about pets I hear what you're saying I'm much more of a boutique like yeah mom and small business yeah because they like care about their pets where it's like Petco has you know they just care about the bottom line yeah but I think the person who started it like must have cared about pets to like devote their whole life yeah to the pet industry oh I we've been to a pet co only once there's like not actually there's one in the city it's really far is it yeah i just buy everything online like if you like whoever's invented chewy is an absolute genius chewy chewy first of all the name is so cute second of all it's just like amazon exclusively for pets and they have like just as good as shipping as amazon

and like they have just as good of like data remembrance where it's like i don't need to put my address in again yeah and my billing and my shipping and my credit And like they have just as good of like data remembrance where it's like I don't need to put my address in again. Yeah. And my billing and my shipping and my credit card. And they work with your vet. So it's like if you need

certain like meds or like Theo's was on a food for a while that was like pet prescribed, vet prescribed. It's just like a fabulous product. Yeah. Very good.

Are they public? Chewy? For sure. You think? I feel like if Petco's not, Chewy's like newer. Yeah, but Chewy's digital. Like digital moves fast, man. Chewy, the online business for PetS I feel like if Petco's not, Chewy is like newer. Yeah, but Chewy's digital. Like, digital moves fast, man.

Chewy, the online business for PetSmart that went public more than a year ago. Yes. Thank you. Has seen its share rise more than 150% so far this year to a market value of $30.3 billion. I feel like this is a good, like, tip. Investment.

Yeah, I feel like on my Robinhood, this is not an ad segue. I just do actually use Robinhood. I feel like I should buy some shares of Chewy you should and Chewy's ticker is chwi less cute than w-i or y chwi oh okay less cute than woof way less cute always cute though still oh it's cute okay those are the fast fact stories and I do feel as though in some way shape or form you needed to know each one of them okay and I'm really excited because while we don't have a TV recap segment today,

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Kelly's Mindless News like the 4th of July. Because of course it is from Hello Magazine, like the number one offender of Kelly Ripa. And her mindlessness. And her mindlessness. So here is the headline. Kelly Ripa's stunning beach photo with Mark Consuelos is couple goals. Okay. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos love a beach getaway and while they can't currently jet off for a romantic vacation they can still reminisce

about one. So just the mere concept that one of Kelly Ripa's like throwback Thursday posts is getting written up is so absurd, but okay. Sure. You would think like if it's getting written up, it must be something sensational. Of course.

The Live With Kelly and Ryan host shared a throwback photo with her shirtless husband on Instagram stories on Thursday. Oh, it's not even a photo post. It was a story. Her Instagram story is getting written up.

The Live With Kelly and Ryan host shared a throwback photo with her shirtless husband on Instagram stories on Thursday as she counted down the days until she'd see him next in the loved up selfie kelly is snuggled up behind mark and they are smiling for the camera so what do you think what do you think we're gonna get we're being described as a stunning beach photo okay i'm gonna say kelly and mark like maybe in the 80s or the 90s together on the beach

like a couple cute couple goals photo like nothing crazy okay ready I'm literally scared obviously this will be posted on our Instagram so you can go check it out for reference it is a blurry zoom you wouldn't even know they're on the beach except I thought it was like obviously a third party took the photo there's a beach behind them they're standing in front of the waves like a beach pic they're really it's not that revolutionary but like that's what you described I really feel like we're on to something hello magazine is really um they're the number one offender of mindlessness yeah that is so crazy it never ceases to amaze honestly like just when you think it can't get worse bam bam there it is it's so mindless and it's so it's such an like that's modern day journalism how does that make you feel as someone who briefly studied journalism in college um it makes me feel

like deeply sad for like the state of the world yep and that's where we're at you guys that's the mindlessness that you definitely needed to know yeah before you jet off into the weekend you have any big weekend plans well I'm just going to continue to organize my apartment I have so much like house stuff to do I have a lot of organizing and going through my closets and just figuring out where things are going to go and I'm so looking forward to being done with that and then enjoying my new pad yeah that's exciting like again super happy and jealous that like you have this like big new journey ahead of you yeah what about you I have absolutely no plans just gonna you know probably do what I do every day and like watch a lot of tv maybe we should like go to dinner or

something oh my god I would love to I'd love to take you to this new restaurant I've been telling you about tomorrow night sure fabulous let's do it fabulous let's go fabulous fabulous fabulous fabulous is like a word that I've been reintroduced to like maybe a year ago from Margo because she like said it once and I never like forgot it. And it's such a fabulous word. It is. And it makes you like only like older, mature, stunning, fabulous women use it. You know, you say it when you were in high school.

No, only women of like elevated like elegance use it. Yeah. And I want to be that. I want to be elevated elegance. Yes, exactly. So you guys, thanks for a great week of shows we hope you enjoyed all the content being put out today yesterday the day before every day if you're looking for more content maybe it's time for you to become a patreon member patreon is our subscription service so if you're new here you

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