The Toast - S3 Ep200: Pop and Lock and Jam and Break: Tuesday, December 8th, 2020

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

Olivia Jade Giannulli Breaks Her Silence on the College Admissions Scandal: 'We Messed Up' (PEOPLE) Mario Lopez is a finger-lickin' good Colonel Sanders in 'Recipe' movie (NY Post) Howard Stern inks new five-year deal with Sirius XM (NY Post) Khloe Kardashian reveals family Christmas party is canceled (Page Six) Breakdancing Will Now Be an Event at Olympic Games Starting in 2024 (PEOPLE) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy hump day. We have a late show. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday and good afternoon, Millennials. Oh my god. You guys, today we are so disoriented. So many things are going on. It's only Tuesday, but it's also like 1 o'clock because we delayed the show in order to watch Olivia Jade on Red Table Talk. And so like so many things are happening. First of all, the sun. It's brighter in here. The sun is at like a different position than it normally is. So we're like our light might go in and out of darkness and light. Just bear with us.

And honestly, that's a metaphor for life. Yes, it really is a metaphor for life. The truckers for Tayshia are outside. They're just like demanding to be spoken to. They're construction workers for Tayshia today. Maybe it's construction workers for Claudia. Oh, yeah. Construction for Claudia. Hey, boys.

They're really excited about the new book. Yeah. Oh, speaking of, thank you for bringing that up. I haven't brought it up in a while, so I just felt like it was appropriate to talk about my book, which is coming out January 26, 2021. It's called Girl With No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster. It's pretty much everything of the sort. I started to now hand out copies to some friends of mine, and they're really just like giving

me such positive feedback. So if you want a fabulous book that'll make you laugh, it's not too long, it's light, it's a little dark, you know, check it out. GirlWithNoJob.com slash book. GirlWithNoJob.com slash book. Audio, electric, not electric. Electric e-book.

Audio, e-book, and hardcover versions are all available for pre-order. And I would really appreciate the pre-order. Great. Well, we have such an interesting show for you today. Like so much is going on. versions are all available for pre-order and I would really appreciate the pre-order. Great well we have such an interesting show for you today like so much is going on that's why we had to delay. We also each watched some interesting content yesterday. Yes I watched The Flight Attendant. And I watched Godmothered on Disney Plus. It's a new movie starring the girl who ran a marathon. Oh Brittany runs a marathon and Jillian Bell and Isla Fisher.

And it was adorable. And it was also made like even better by the fact that Bruno Sweets came to bed with me and like he was like literally under the covers with me for the first time ever. He was being so sweet. He was being so tired because he spent the evening with Theo,

two cousins being so cute and they wore themselves out. So it was just like actually an amazing night. They were just like humping each other. With a great movie and a great man by my side. So I've had a good night and a great morning. Like doing the show a little later, I got so much done, did a load of laundry, took sweets out like three times.

It was just so exciting. No, same. I literally had a full day before we even showed up today. I had the exterminator come. It was just very busy. And I feel like I look more beautiful at 12 than I do at like 9 30 when we usually start. I completely agree that I too feel like I look more beautiful. My face is more settled into itself. Do you know

what I mean? Yes and you lose that like morning puffiness. Yeah and just like that morning like disheveled skin cell look. Do know what I mean I do know what you mean okay I'm so glad I think I do know about the disheveled skin cells so in our tv recap we'll talk about the things that we watched yeah I mean that's all you guys should watch the movie it's like a plus great movie you would love it adorable really funny too and I don't want to spoil anything so head on over to Disney plus and watch it okay so I guess I'll just talk about the flight attendant while I'm here yeah just briefly like two HBO Max. It's starring Kaley Cuoco, which she's just so ingrained in me as the girl from Big Bang. Like I just don't feel like she can really play other characters.

And she did a good job, but it's just like a really low budget version of The Undoing. Like they're really trying to recreate the magic. And there are quirky parts of it. But the first episode is like basically she's this fabulous flight attendant. She's like this party girl. And she's like traveling around the world doing first class like meeting hot guys in first class and I want to watch that show like not what happens after the murder and it's a mystery like where's the flight attendant before the murder like yeah she was fabulous and like yes she was definitely an alcoholic but it was funny like I wanted to watch that so I don't

know if I would really recommend it I'm just like in it now so like I might as well finish it and like find out who killed the cutie but it sounds like right yeah because people are talking about it but I also just want to say justice for Hayley Kiyoko because in Kiyoko Kiyoko because not Hayley Kiyoko Kiyoko they're very similar names that's another coincidence Hayley I never put it together Hayley Kiyoko andlee cuoco yeah that's weird well she was in the wedding ringer which is an amazing movie and she's so good in it yeah that is justice for her on that you know it's like it's kind of what happened like with the the friends cast none of them really were ever in anything like super memorable after that because you're just rachel green you know

yeah i feel it's a blessing and a curse it's like you made so much money you don't need to work again and it's good good you get him totally well speaking of friends I know I was just gonna say a follow-up from yesterday's story when we were like railing on Matthew um Harry and his rogue merch line it's not rogue and all the proceeds are going to COVID release. Well, no, I think the designs are still a little rogue. Yeah, no, I stand by what I said on the design, but it is a legitimate thing and all the proceeds are going to COVID relief. I did think it was weird that he was coming out with merch when he literally makes like from syndication

and licensing like millions of dollars a year without leaving his bed. So it's all going to a very worthy cause. And I think the confusion stemmed from the story was about the fact that his new fiance was modeling his merch. And I think it was the first time he the fact that he his new fiance was modeling his merch and I think it's the first time he like posted her on his Instagram so the charity aspect got overshadowed and maybe it was at the bottom of the article but I didn't see it so apologies we

apologize justice for him and his charitable endeavors and we appreciate the work you're doing insane yeah well if you're listening as a podcast you can't tell but if you're watching on YouTube sorry we're super blown out we're just not used to that midday glow no we're not used to that midday glow so if we ever had dreams of doing the show at one o'clock then we know that we can't no i think we're maybe more of a four o'clock group of gals now i totally agree um so is there anything else you want to talk about no and i think like because of the light like the light is like this for a reason and the reason is the fast five stories that we need to get into so without further ado here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake

up and take a bite out of maybe you're like your afternoon crumb cake i would love a crumb cake right now right a little dry though because then you wouldn't be able to talk no but i would need a crumb cake with oh by the way there is an interesting update in my life so you know me i love a mcdonald's found, love, love. But recently during COVID, something weird has been happening on Uber Eats with all of the local McDonald's. They're not using their fountain machines. It says bottled soda. And like, I literally don't need to order bottled soda. It's so disgusting. So I have journeyed into other options. And one of those options is Chick-fil-A. There's one right by me and they have crushed ice. And I have to say,

I do believe Diet Coke from Chick-fil-a is better than McDonald's wow have you been ordering any of the food no why don't you get a nug because I don't know there's something about Chick-fil-a that like I just don't need in my life do you know what I mean like I love you have enough vices yeah no I have enough like fast food that I really enjoy and like just to learn a whole new menu is just not something I'm ready to do I feel like it it's the menu for you because it's chick. No it's like chicken based I know. And you're chicken based. No I know but it's just like it's really not a New York thing. You stick to a chicken based diet. For sure some people do plant-based

I'm chicken based. It's just not a New York thing. I feel like people in like certain parts of the country like wake up and go get their Chick-fil-a. No but like they brought it to New York because it's now a New York thing. Yeah, I guess. But it's really not. As someone who's lived here, it's not a New York thing. Okay. Well, the construction for Claudia workers are saying. They want my attention.

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Olivia J. Giannulli breaks her silence on the college admissions scandal. She says, quote, we messed up. In her first interview since news of the controversy broke last year, the 21-year-old influencer sat down for Tuesday's episode of Jada Pinkett Smith's Facebook watch show Red Table Talk, where she opened up about her parents, Lori Loughlin and Massimo Giannulli's sentencing. She said they are both, well, they are both currently serving time in prison after pleading guilty in May. Lori admitted to one count of conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud, and her husband

pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud and one count of honest services, wire and mail fraud, mail fraud. Olivia started on the show saying, quote, It's been hard, I think, for anybody, no matter what the situation is. You don't want to see your parents go to prison but also I think it's necessary for us to move on and move forward so let's just start at the beginning because obviously I think everyone's been waiting to hear from Olivia Jade and we knew that she couldn't say anything while the court was still in session and the trial was still going on but now that it's kind of behind them and her parents are serving their time she has the opportunity to speak out and I think her choice to go on

Red Table Talk was really interesting and kind of the harder route because in this scandal Olivia and her family have really become the face of like white privilege and financial privilege and I think that at Red Table Talk it's you know hosted by three generations of black women they use their show to you know lift up other black voices and and talk about issues in the black community and this isn't necessarily like what like their bailiwick you know and what they usually talk about yeah so I thought the choice to go on there was super interesting and I think having three different people who appear to be on complete polar opposite sides like I thought Willow was probably the most sympathetic towards Olivia Jade because

I'm actually sure they know each other like just from being like celebrity kids and I'm sure Willow they have similar friends and they just grew up similarly not completely the same but similarly I thought that Jada was kind of in the middle like understanding like how kind of silly it might be to have Olivia Jade on the show but also like just being a mom herself and like so sympathetic yes and also a warm person a warm person and someone who understands the nuances of I don't want to say cancel culture but just like being a human being and making mistakes yes and then you had Jade as mom Adrienne who was just completely on the other side of Willow just being like what we've built this show like why are we having this girl she's going to be fine and that's

the sentiment of a lot of people and I feel like they all really represented like the way that the way that different people feel about this situation yeah so I do think by the end of the interview like she I thought she did a really good job like I think however you feel about it like I don't think you could say that she was like it was scripted at all or she was being disingenuous like I think the fact that she admitted like when it first came out like she couldn't understand why people were upset at her and then like now it's been like over a year yeah it's been almost two years because it was in like February March of 2019 um yes I think that she obviously owned up to the mistakes that her family made I think she was also very honest about how at the beginning she didn't understand that it was a mistake or how or why it was.

And she was like, why is everyone getting so bent out of shape? The bubble that she grew up in. So I think that she was very honest and ultimately gave a good interview. Yeah. You know, and didn't, didn't victimize herself overwhelmingly. So like talked about the struggles that it's been for her and her family but like understanding completely the level of privilege that she has and how they all messed up yeah I mean it's super hard for her I can imagine to like have to speak on behalf of

her whole family and I feel like she did a good job of like really speaking for herself while also being like but this is a similar sentiment and I think that a lot of the coverage around them has been like does Olivia hate her mom Lori like I remember when it was all happening there was like helicopters above their house it's like Olivia Jade confronts mom like it's like are they divided is she mad at her parents like does she hate them for ruining her life um and I feel like she did a good job of like explaining how they've really gone through this as a family. And they share similar sentiments. Like not realizing that like they went to extreme illegal and kind of unethical lengths just to get their kids into college. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. So I don't know. I thought it was a little short. I'm not going to lie. Really? Yeah. It was 30 minutes. Yeah.

No. I thought it was going to be longer. Really? Yeah. I feel like I don't know what more they could have. I feel like there were some questions that they could have asked that weren't asked I also feel like there were some cuts so maybe things were taken out if it was like verbose or unnecessary but I feel like they got to the heart of the issue I feel like people can really see how Olivia feels about the situation and that

she's completely sorry and yeah working on all of it all of it and giving back to her community and just like being a better influence and role model yeah because I think like part of the reason why I think she fell so hard is because certain people like are on the internet and make it very clear like I'm not your role model like they do crazy things and I think that Olivia Jade like has a super young impressionable audience and like without saying expressly like she was a role model to a lot of people which is why it made it like such a bigger blow when everything came crashing down but the other thing I wanted to say is and how I was a good indicator of like how I thought it was a good interview was that there was a lot of

uncomfortable moments especially between Adrienne Jada's mom and Olivia who kind of came for her the hardest and I think that Olivia took it super well and I mean I think it was a tough position for also the three hosts to be in like their audience I think I think they're gonna get a lot of shit for having I think when they announced it they got a lot of shit and I think towards the end I think that the interview was very favorable towards the end and I think they'll get a lot of shit for it so I just I think a good indication that it was a good interview was like when talking about like white privilege and just like racial issues and social inequality like there were uncomfortable moments for Olivia and I don't know I thought it was very good I'm always when I report on things like this I'm

always sympathetic to the person going through it and that I know a lot of people don't agree with that and people might have their own opinions on that which is great because we live in a free country and everyone is entitled to their own opinions but I thought it was a very good interview and I thought she was genuine I thought it was a really great interview every time that uh we watch a red table talk I'm always infinitely impressed with Jada with Jada and and the just the way that the whole show is and what their goal is I agree I I just think there's not enough programs like it agreed and we were just talking about all the other things that she could have done if you know like say you're Olivia Jade like what media interview do you want to give also she does have her own YouTube channel and her own platform yes

she could have done her own apology taking the views for herself yeah and just like not had to not have to answer direct questions and plan it out and I think that this path that she chose I think it was a really good decision for her yeah and I think that the interview like it wasn't just fluff and her just saying the right things. I think that she really had to answer for a lot of the things. And also she was talking about, you know, those comments that she made.

I think it was on Zach Sang's show where she was talking about how she just wanted to go to college to party. Yeah. And she's like, I don't really care about school. And she's like, the fact that I can even say that

and edit it and upload it, like that just proves how out of touch I was. Yeah. And I don't know, to me that sounded like the statement of someone who like oh no that was from her own video YouTube channel I think yeah that just it seemed like she in the last almost two years like has definitely grown up quite a bit yeah she gets it she gets it and I know a lot of people are like how could you not get it before like and it's true and Jada even said that like we live in a time

where it's like everything is all over the news and everyone's talking about all these social issues like how do you just exclude yourself and so I feel like they really asked her like tough questions and she had answers for most of them and I just I I agree with you I had the same sentiment after the Jordan Woods interview because of course after Jordan Woods like I'm a Kylie stan I'm a Kardashian stan I'm like oh my god Jordan Woods sucks and I just feel like they do a really good job on that show of just like lifting people up while also acknowledging like the elephant in the room like what's going on and i just think they could have been like way harder on her and like really made like made her cry almost like they could have because

it's uncomfortable but i feel like they were just very gracious while also like you know doing the work and i just jada has this like energy about her that it's like very maternal like she's this warm smile every question was just like smile and they didn't like when Olivia was like saying things they were like right right yes yes yes I just felt like they were it was a I thought it was a lovely uh interview yeah I think it went I think it went well for her I look forward to hearing what everybody else thinks we just watched it like we finished 10 minutes ago so I haven't really seen like what the general consensus is from the viewers but I'm sure the toasters will let us know their thoughts and if what you guys thought I'm actually really

curious I am too yeah and to see what happens next what she does next right with she still has you know over millions of followers and a big platform and now that she's finally what she kept saying is you know over the past two years she hasn't been able to say that she's sorry that she messed up and then she like she was worried people thought past two years, she hasn't been able to say that she's sorry that she messed up. And then she like... She was worried people thought that her silence meant she didn't care. Right. And so now being able to take the first step towards putting this behind her, I look forward to the rest of the steps that she's going to take.

Yeah, me too. It'll be interesting to watch. Yes. Okay. Next story is just an interesting one. I sent this to you yesterday and I'm interested to hear your thoughts. Mario Lopez is a finger-lickin' good Colonel Sanders in new recipe movie. What the fuck is this?

I was so confused at this movie poster when you sent it to me. It's like a sponsored Lifetime movie. It's a sponsored Lifetime movie about a sexy Colonel Sanders played by Mario Lopez. I'm sorry, but I think this is like my favorite news. Yes. Mario Lopez obviously inked like a large deal with Lifetime because he just did that Anna Lynn McCord one, which I actually heard was like pretty cute, but like, you know, obviously no hallmark.

So this is the next installment in his overarching deal with Lifetime. And I just didn't see it coming. And KFC is paying the big bucks. So sprinkled in with 11 secret herbs and spices. arching deal with lifetime and i just didn't see it coming and kfc is paying the big bucks so sprinkled in with 11 secret herbs and spices mario lopez is serving up a big bucket of finger licking good loving as none other than kfc sounds like a porn description it's just the post being funny signature spokesman colonel sanders deep by forbidden flames, sizzling hot and juicy Lopez. Co-opt with the Colonel's unmistakable silver comb over and well-groomed goatee.

Steams up the small screen as a saucy chef with the hots for his evil, albeit well-to-do boss's daughter in Lifetime's original mini movie, A Recipe for Seduction. I just don't really understand like how sponsored movies work like are there like i'm just so confused i it's also a mini movie so a short film oh god this is just getting worse and worse i'm not gonna lie like the poster of mario lopez with like a silver slick to comb over like it was so bizarre we're gonna post it to our instagram i just need a little context because i feel like when i sent it to you like you did not know what I was sending you. No not at all and then after

you sent it to me I like saw people reporting on it like it was normal and it's not. Like we need to address the colonel in the room. Like it's very weird. Someone tweeted I don't like KFC, Lifetime movies or Mario Lopez but together magic. No honestly like Mario Lopez I'm sure he's getting paid a lot of money because that's the only like logical reason why you would embarrass yourself so badly but how much money do you think he made not enough not enough what are the tweets Lifetime is releasing a horny KFC movie starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. I will never recover. We have to watch, obviously. Obviously.

And I'm really curious what this new mini movie genre is. Speaking of things we have to watch, premiering this week on NBC is The Grinch starring Matthew Morrison. And I do think that I do have to just watch at least part of it. As a person who I feel spreads the most gospel, anti-Matthew Morrison gospel, I think that... You have to do your research in order to confirm whether or not it still stands. But...

But I did see that clip of him. Yes. Oh, it was so disgusting. It was bad. I hate your couch. He's just so gross. I couldn't understand if he was saying, I hate your couch or I ate your couch. But regardless, I didn't understand the point of the commercial and it was very very offensive yeah yeah I don't know if I'll be able to to watch

definitely not but maybe who knows you never know where you'll wind up live so like you're also like weird things happen when you're live especially when you're Matthew Morrison like you know there's just the possibilities for what could happen are endless. And that's exciting. Okay. So you watch that. Let us know. And you watch Sexy Colonel. I'll be watching Recipe for Seduction. I just, who thought this was a good idea? I think it's a great idea. I feel like KFC actually, like for as long as I've like been alive, like they actually

always have like funny commercials, like Rob Riggle playing the Colonel. Like they do a good job. Reba playing the Colonel. This just seems like a huge miss. I don't know. They, they're always like ahead of the curve. Like maybe many movie commercials of like sexy Colonel Sanders are the next big thing. Who plays his love interest or his nemesis? She didn't get top billing on the on the poster unfortunately. When you wear a band-aid on your finger as I notice you are,

who do you feel like? Junie Cortez. Okay I'm just I'm glad we're on the same page. What happened to your finger? Only because you just said it. Well, because I'm moving, I have all these hand related injuries. Like my cuticles are so dry. Nails are breaking off. I broke off a nail literally in the middle of my nail and it was bleeding for days.

So like my nails are just like these little sad things, but it's just a sign of a good move. I feel like there's truly certain things that are like the most painful things in the world obviously like giving birth I think like getting like kicked hard in the nuts like I think that really hurts and what they should add to the list is like when you have an acrylic nail or just even like a long natural nail that that breaks no acrylic no no imagine your natural nail breaks in the middle more than halfway down no I'm hearing you but when you break an acrylic nail it breaks your real nail too and it could literally break at the base of your nail like it's crazy okay but

like that's I feel like the lesson from that would be okay I won't get acrylic nails but these are my natural nails I try and keep my nail health really good and there's nothing I don't know what to do to make them stop breaking in the middle and it's so painful what other things do you think like our top build is like the most painful I feel like kidney stones I feel like when you bang your knee at Del Frisco oh my god Jackie and I literally went I had a meeting once in Rockefeller Center and we had lunch next door like before or after and it was so crowded because like it was like the lunch rush at NBC so like all the NBC stuff and we like tried to get a table and Jackie you could tell the story wait no I don't even think you were there this one that's what makes it even sadder I went to sit at the bar at Del Frisco's I don't know who I was meeting maybe I was meeting you but you weren't there yet okay I was sitting

at the bar and I go to cross my leg you guys know I do it on the show every day and I hit the top of my kneecap on this huge gold gilded like brick of a bar and I was doubled over in pain like literally wanted to cry but I was alone I didn't know what to do and it was so fucking painful so yeah a good knee bang can really put you out yeah um cool is that an awkward silence no no nothing's awkward when you have love book no just an awkward segue you guys it's the holiday season i'm getting so many dms like what's the love book code listen please love book is a personalized gift that helps people express feelings that might be difficult to say out loud most customers use a love book to revisit

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It's not. I mean, shock jock, Howard Stern will host his popular radio show on Sirius XM for another five years under a new contract deal the broadcaster announced on Tuesday so first of all part of me is like when it's Howard Stern gonna stop he's been on radio for so long he's so rich and he's 66 like he might want to retire soon but I feel like and I actually read a statement when he was talking about on his show like how he's gonna be doing five more years at Sirius he's like I mean and I work from home now so I really have no excuse to like not do radio which I thought was funny um and when a few months ago when we were talking about how his deal's coming to an end like will he go to Spotify like Spotify's really investing after reading his book that you told me to read

which is so good um what's it called Howard Stern comes again um it's so clear that like he has such a passion for like radio as a medium so i don't think he if he did leave serious xm like i do think the company like there's i can't think of any people who like have that much influence on a company like if howard stern were to leave like i do think serious xm would in a year or two time like actually file for bankruptcy yeah well I mean he is inextricably linked to Sirius XM and I think that also gives him so much like free range over his show yeah which he needs in order to be able to do his show so it's very mutually beneficial but shares of Sirius did rise 1.8% on the news that he was re-signing right so yes, he is a big part of Sirius. But I also feel like Sirius does have a lot of business outside of him, but he's a...

Like, yes, but I think like Howard, I think in his book he said he has 60 million listeners that listen to him almost every day. And I can't imagine that half of them wouldn't leave if Howard left. Like I know people who just only have Sirius XM like for Howard. Yeah.

So, and what I was saying, like in in the book he's like so passionate about radio. Not like audio. Radio specifically that I don't think he would like diss the medium by leaving. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And doing podcasts. It would be like such a big change and a big move. He said I've been proven right about satellite radio over and over again.

With this contract renewal I can't wait to see what else I'll be right about. That's so funny because I really don't agree with him on satellite radio. But he's proven, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. He's proven that it's right. Wherever he goes will be successful. Right. So of course satellite's successful because that's the medium that you chose to love. Yes, but I do think satellite, beyond Howard Stern, and also beyond us because we don't listen to radio.

Oh, we don't have cars. We're not in cars and we don't have like commutes. Yeah. So, yeah, it doesn't apply to us We're not in cars. Yeah. And we don't have like commutes. Yeah. So yeah. It doesn't apply to us. That's true I guess. I'm just biased in like my lifestyle. Not.

I don't have a car. So. But I just feel like now like with like Bluetooth. Like what do you need a car. What do you need Sirius XM for? I don't know. Even when I'm in a car with Bluetooth. Like I'm always reluctant to hook up my phone.

I just like want a different experience. I don't want to like. Okay. You know. Sometimes I do want. If those people on the radio didn't talk so much I know sometimes I would listen to the radio like I want someone else to choose the songs for me I don't want to listen to the songs that I listened to while I got ready that morning the anthem radio is so problematic in the sense like you could be in the car for 30 minutes and not hear one fucking song no it's so

upsetting and like those shows like war of the roses like what's that where they call people and prank call people oh Elvis Duran and the z morning zoooses, like where they call people and prank call people. Oh, Elvis Duran and the Z-Morning Zoo. Yeah, but like Elvis is a personality and I feel like it's akin to, you know, Howard or us, where people listen to hear about him. And I get that. I have memories of Elvis Duran,

like literally like growing up. Yes. And so I understand like Bobby Bones. Yes. But all of those like gamified shows that are just like take up time is the breakfast club on satellite or is it on anthem anthem oh that's a good show yeah okay but i'm sure you could also like get it on demand and it's a podcast and well that's like every show yeah but it's breakfast

club is a part of iheart radio which is anthem got it got it got it yeah but like howard you can watch on youtube sometimes like Sometimes. With like special guests. Two minute clips. Not enough. Not enough. Okay, ready for our next story? Yeah. A little big news.

Not for the first time. A little big news? A little big news. A little big town? For the first time since 1978, the Kardashian family Christmas party is canceled. Have you seen this? I saw Khloe tweet it.

When I saw the headline that said like canceled for the first time since 1978, I thought it was a joke. Like, you know, I'm like, what the Kardashians? They weren't even born. But truly they've been having a Christmas Eve party since 1978.

And this is the first year they won't be having one due to COVID. Chloe announced on Twitter that the COVID cases are getting out of control in California. So we decided that we're not doing

a Christmas Eve party this year. I mean, obviously, because we can't be gathering in groups of like 30 or more. But this is just devastating as a pop culture stan and someone who really studies the Kardashians, you know, religiously. This is huge for us. Yeah, no, this is a bummer. Like the content is always so good. Who's there? Who's not there?

What are the girls wearing? Who's performing? Who's having a, whose house? Whose the girls wearing who's performing who's having it where whose house yeah so much and it's it's gonna be missed for sure yeah and as like someone who's obviously never been invited but always feels like they should be invited I'm actually glad it's not happening because like now I won't have FOMO that's so true for you yeah every time the Kardashians get together I'm like genuinely upset and offended that I'm not invited when like in no possibility like in no world would I ever be yeah but it's like I just feel so close to them you know yeah no I do know so I just hope that

this means next year's party will be two times bigger better they've been getting like smaller almost I feel like maybe five years ago they were like such big ordeals with like huge performance and everyone got like super dressed up and then when it was at Courtney's it was like kind of low-key and it's like nobody knew where to do it and I feel like they've been just getting progressively smaller except when Kim had like a full backyard full of snow but I feel like maybe now this is like the kick in the ass they needed for next year to make it like a big extra vagaganza as well I wonder where they would have had it this year I feel like they should have at Kylie's new house her backyard she was posting like on her stories yesterday like her sunset and

it literally looks like a Las Vegas pool club like all all the like chairs, banquets. Like it's amazing. Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I feel like Kylie doesn't, wouldn't host it. If Kylie hosted, it would be a totally different kind of party with like literally TikTokers and YouTubers. Yeah.

It's actually crazy how like Kylie's like, in so many ways, she's like so old. She's like so accomplished. She has a baby. But she's also like so young with her TikTok, you know and that's the magic of Kylie Jenner and she's also keeping the family like super young and relevant relevant but then also Kourtney hangs out with Addison so it's all it's all weird it's all mixed in there but speaking of YouTubers we were talking about previously because we both watched Hannah Mojo on Call Her Daddy I finished it yesterday it was

so good I did not know like really anything about her and i feel like my experience watching the episode i was so impressed with her and then i actually started watching like her mtv show tana turns 21. oh my god you did like came up on my youtube suggested for next and then like i started to get a better idea of who she is like while i was watching the episode of her on call her daddy like i didn't know how old she was and i would have assumed she was like 30. like until i heard that she like she had a show where she just turned 21 which is so crazy yeah I have been telling you about Tana for a while because I thought I had to experience it for myself I watched like half of her interview with Call Her Daddy and it was not what I thought

it was going to be I think towards the end which I didn't watch yet it's like a lot of like sex blowjob yeah which um is not what I tuned in for I just like want to know more about Tana and I actually agree like I thought she was really smart in the way she spoke about like her many scandals and how like for so long she just like tried so hard to like make people think she was like this type of person and like she's only recently been able to like give that up and just be like whatever like think about me what you want and also the way that she grew up like in like a really broken home and I didn't realize like all the friends she hangs out with on her Instagram stories like Amari like they're from Las Vegas together yes so I just learned a lot about her I thought it was a very good interview yeah and she

was talking about like her many scandals and so I googled like because I didn't I really didn't know that much about her and then I realized TanaCon yes and then I was like oh yeah so then I had to learn what TanaCon was about it was while I was watching Tana turns 21, like, it was all in, like, the aftermath of TanaCon. Oh, it was. But watching the show, like, made me sort of annoyed. Because I hate watching, like, people who are just, like, these huge stars who, like, surround themselves, like, with, like, her manager. I don't know if they were just, like, putting on for the show. But it was, like.

He's not her manager anymore. And there's, like, a lot of people wondering why. Good. Jordan, right? Jordan. I was just, like, not here for their dynamic. Oh, interesting. Like, right? Jordan. I was just like not here for their dynamic. Oh, interesting. Like he was just like, he was, he wasn't being a manager.

He was being like a friend and also like a hater. And that was just not the support that she needed. I love that she's friends with her friends from. Las Vegas. Las Vegas. Cause I'm sure like that grounds her a lot, but I was just like not enjoying the other people surrounding her. Interesting.

And like having experienced, like getting to know her first from Call Her Daddy, I just feel like I have a whole different perception on her as if than if I like knew about her from YouTube and her various scandals and all that stuff. But then she also said on Call Her Daddy that like that show was like a dark time. Like, and it was super like staged,

like fake fights with your friends. I mean, yeah, she was like literally taking a bath with Amari. Like, what were they doing? A face mask. And I was yeah, she was like literally taking a bath with Amari. Like what were they doing? A face mask. And I was like, I get what you mean. It was completely staged. Yeah, it was like so just like contrived. Yes, totally.

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is off now yeah summer summer yeah is it outdoor is it outdoor break dancing it's the paris game so what did we just we were supposed to have winter we were supposed to have summer games in 2020 so summer games in 2024 summer so are they summer summer summer summer i literally thought the same thing um so are they moving summer from 20 to 24, just skipping the summer one? They're moving this year, I think, to 2021. I think. Okay, I'm still not clear. The Olympics have gotten so confusing, but at least people will be breakdancing their way through.

Yeah, that's very exciting. Breakdancing their way through the confusion. In an attempt to attract a younger audience, the International Olympic Committee said that the new flexibility is part of reforms of the Olympic agenda to 2020, and added that the decision will help make the Olympic Games Paris 2024 fit for a post-corona world oh I guess because it's like a solo sport oh because I'm like I'm not seeing how I hope that

by 2024 if they wanted to appeal to younger people they should have like fastest typing or something they should have like best like best TikTok, like, dancing. Mavis Beacon. Mavis Beacon. She would win. Oh, yeah, like, fastest thumb. Thumb twiddling, yeah. No, but, like, best, like, TikTok dancers.

Like, Charlie could represent the USA. I mean, she does represent the USA. And mighty well, might I add. So, like, that's pretty cool for all the breakdancers out there. Like, you're now an Olympian. Could be. Yeah, no, I mean, I don't know if you know this about me, but when I was a child, I used to be able to breakd break dance and um I'm too fat for it now because like the position I have to bend down into and like swing my leg around like

my belly just gets in the way which is really unfortunate because I really feel like I had a really big talent for it but I'll get over it and I will survive and I will thrive but I won't be at the Olympics got it well the construction workers for quad are excited about you know they're like yes quad break dance that shit I mean I could try maybe i'll try it after i'm just like not in the physical shape or honestly the mental shape to be getting down that low to the ground and swinging my leg around but like i'm sure there's a home video of me somewhere do you know that move i'm talking about obviously it's like you're squatted and do it for us no no no get up you're squatted and like one leg is out and your hands are on the floor and then you whip the leg around. I can't envision it. I'm going to need you to do it. Are you serious?

Okay, move your legs. I might, like, get off camera, so hold on. Hold on. Okay. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, my God. Is that an Olympian? Did that look familiar at all to you from our childhood?

Yes. Not going to lie. Like, my arm 100% just popped out of the socket like I'm in so much pain right now. Thank you though for showing everyone. You're welcome and I just I was worried that people wouldn't know what move I was talking about you know and honestly I don't have my break dancing shoes on and a carpet is really not like the best place I need more of like a smooth like marble surface um so that's why I couldn't land it but I probably could if I tried really hard maybe i'll try no you i know that you could i've seen it before you know you've seen it yeah you were sweet okay back in the day my shoulder um is hurting me so much i literally need to go to the hospital like i i've never um left it all on the floor big time i've never um like pop my shoulder out of the socket what is it dislocated did you

pop and lock and jam and break no i definitely dislocated my shoulder out of the socket. What are they? Dislocated? Did you pop and lock and jam and break? No, I definitely dislocated my shoulder. Martha should be going to the Olympics. By the way, she's killing it on TikTok. Like literally breakdancing

her way to millions of followers. She could represent the USA in the TikTok category or in the breakdance. I would let her because you know what? She likes to pop and lock

and jam and break. Okay, my shoulder hurts. I think we have to wrap this up yeah i have like it's two o'clock now i know i know it's like time for bed no yet no i'm going to live method thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast fact stories that you need to know every monday through friday on youtube so if you're watching us on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're

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