The Toast - S3 Ep201: We Need New Friends: Wednesday, December 9th, 2020

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

Kourtney Kardashian to appear in Addison Rae's 'He's All That' movie (Page Six) Queen Elizabeth II Granddaughter Zara Tindall Is Pregnant (E! News) Tyler Perry puts $100K toward Carl Lentz's LA rent (Page Six) DoorDash Set for Trading After IPO Raises $3.37 Billion (Bloomberg) How to buy Apple's new AirPods Max headphones (The Verge) The Bachelorette Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Now I can say happy hump day. I got my days confused yesterday. Apologies. Happy hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you absolutely love today. Can you even say it if T-H-E-O is not here? Well, you actually don't have to spell T-H-E-O because we only do that when he's here. But I just want to elongate his name and his memory because I miss him. He didn't die. I miss him. I chill like a busy afternoon full of like, you know, like two things. So I didn't want to like drag Theo along to all of that. I understand the reasoning as I always do. That's why I'm wearing a blazer. I just miss him. I'm wearing a blazer too, which is just so interesting. I mean, blazers are like the thing, you know?

Well, this is an interesting blazer because it comes with this sweater built in. And I wear this blazer outfit because it's a whole outfit. You know, I don't have to like even think about it. I wear it like once a year and I can justify the space it takes up in my closet. That looks like it takes up a lot of space. It does. But it's like such a polished professional look. Veronica Beard.

I feel like Cameron Westcott every time I wear Veronica Beard because I feel like she's always wearing Veronica Beard. I feel like Cameron Westcott every time I wear a Veronica beard because I feel like she's always wearing Veronica beard. Well, I actually wore a dress by Veronica beard once and it made my fupa look so big that I've never forgiven Veronica or her beard. I mean, what can you do? Well, you can move on with your life

and deliver the Fast Five and have a great show. We have an amazing show for you guys today. Not only do we have the Fast Five, we of course have our, not our, really, Jackie's recap of the bachelorette because I was unable to watch spoiler alert worst episode ever oh wow okay like so those are fighting words so boring I'm sorry like Tayshia did nothing wrong she's a queen still the truckers for Tayshia like might be on hiatus today just because like they weren't

inspired by last night's episode all of a sudden it's seven guys how many hometowns hometowns are we going to like more than four I'm so confused because they keep saying the group for hometowns not the four. Oh, interesting. Maybe that was a vibe only I was getting. Okay.

And then third, we have Dear Toasters which is our advice segment and we have an update from a girl who wrote in I want to say like over a year ago and she really kind of

shook up the Dear Toasters community and people have been asking for an update on the girl who was hiding water. Well, she saw her boss hiding water in the basement or something. Boss is like maybe like boss's family members.

It was one of the partners. So there was like a nepotistic situation. So there was a lot of confusion as to what he was like hiding supplies for. And we have an update from her. So make sure to stay tuned at the end of the show for that. But lots to do before that. Lots to do before that. I had just such a torturous day yesterday. I had such a bad mig end of the show for that but lots to do before that lots to do before that I

had just such a torturous day yesterday I had such a bad migraine on the show yesterday I don't even remember what was said what was done just want to leave it in the past I went home and I literally was like crying because of the pain it was so sad but sweet he was crying sweets was there beside me cuddled up beside me like making it all better you don't cry like no like you have a very high tolerance for pain the migraine was in my right eye like it was so so painful and i don't know i because our schedule was different yesterday i thought maybe like i just overslept so i was having a headache so i didn't take my magical pill before the show big mistake huge like this morning i woke up feeling off took my magical pill good feeling on oh so hot it's nice that you have those pills though it is nice but yesterday was just This morning I woke up feeling off. Took my magical pill. Good. Feeling on. Oh. So on.

It's nice that you have those pills though. It is nice. But yesterday was just like, strike it from the calendar. I had to cancel my whole day. Oh wow. I like had big, big plans turn into big, big bed. Big, big hands. Big, big hands.

No, yesterday my timing, my biological clock was off because we recorded our show late. You guys remember for the Olivia Jade Red Table Talk interview to come out. And like my whole day was just like disheveled as fuck it was disheveled like I got home and it was just like four o'clock and I'm like what is it time for lunch I literally ate lunch at four o'clock and made some amazing pasta it was so good oh yeah but I also caught up in the most recent episode of The Flight Attendant which really um cemented my belief that no one needs to watch the show like I'm already like five in, so I think it's only six episodes. Like, I'm just going to finish it, but, like, it's really bad. Apparently it's based on a book.

Oh. Is that true? Have you been seeing that in the credits? No, I don't watch the credits. So you know sometimes it says, like, based on, like. Yeah, no, but, like, I really, I've become such a whiz with my Apple TV remote. Like, I skip intro, skip credits. Like, I skip the commercial. Like, I'm such a whiz. I'm just like, Like I skip intro, skip credits. Like I skip the commercial.

Like I'm such a whiz. I'm just like boom, boom, boom. I actually like watching the intro. Not every time I watch an episode, but like a lot of the times. Because I feel like with every episode, I start to understand the intro more and more. Well, I thought that was going to happen with the undoing. Like it is somehow, or like even with Game of Thrones, like the map was somehow telling us something.

But it didn't. So I've never really gotten an actual clue from an intro yeah I don't know I just I had no clues but I feel like I start to understand the intro more the clues are the show that explain the intro yeah I guess just whatever it's just not a good show like you really don't have to watch it okay I wasn't planning on it but like maybe i might have stumbled on it but if anyone at hbs listening like i'd love a prequel like kaylee cuoco being a fabulous flight attendant like being fun and like drunk like that's what was the best part the first 20 minutes of the first episode and then it was just terrible damn yeah she was like meeting men all over the world and like she was like this fun loving gal not for long not for long

we have an amazing show for you guys today. Stick around. To be seen. I mean TBD. You never know how amazing the show is going to be. No I know. Until it's done. Honestly.

I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to jinx it. We've been on a roll. Like a hot streak. With just like premium content. Left. Right. Center.

Up. Down. Can't be stopped. So much laughter. So much positivity. And what's so crazy is like the stories you guys there's literally nothing out there unless you're grasping at straws how tim mcgraw is decorating his christmas tree like oh how is he he's well he thinks his wife's trying

to kill him because he's all the way at the top of the tree ladder that's what i gleaned from god this story that's what i gleaned from the story i did not click on that is so dumb like right that's what i'm saying you guys the stories are worse not click on. That is so dumb. Right, that's what I'm saying. You guys, the stories are worse than ever, but it forces us to get a little creative. We've got some biz news today. And you know what? Really, that article that you just painted a picture for,

it really reminded me, like, the holiday season is when celebrity publicists are just working overtime. Like, check in on your friend if she's a publicist because she's been working really hard because like I've been seeing so many like you have to see Vanessa Hudgens Christmas decorations. Like who cares? Who cares? Literally.

Yeah. Who fucking cares? Except I did see Rachel Ray get emotional over her Christmas decor and that was really sad. Yeah because there was a fire. Yeah. Her home in upstate New York I completely burned down. That's so sad.

I know. So I actually that was some good PR work. I felt really bad for her. yeah I don't know I just feel like everyone's trying to hit their deliverables in Q4 always yeah but especially this year and it shows so anyways I think without further ado it's time to get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and yes but would it be an episode of the morning toast if we, Oh, sorry. I'm dropping my cards. Oh my God. Nerd alert.

Sorry. I just want to say, I just want to stop. That's so mean. So mean on Wednesdays. I have a lot of cards because I have the dear toasters in here too. And sometimes it's hard to maneuver. My God. Gotta keep the lights on in here, but it wouldn't be an episode of the morning toast if it wasn't

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You know, I heard about this. And then also, this is a great jumping off point to the YouTube video you sent me. Yes. Okay. But first, Kourtney revealed that she's joined the cast of He's All That, which is a remake of the beloved 1999 film She's All That. The remake will be starring TikTok personality and Kardashian best friend, Addison Rae.

Kourtney posted a picture of herself reading the script saying, studying at He's All That movie. And then Addison commented on it, work partner. The official Instagram account for the movie revealed Kardashian's character's name is Jessica Miles Torres it's unclear what role she will be in I feel like she's someone's like older sister from college like you think I feel like she's literally not even gonna have well she had a script so she'll have one line right but I don't think she's gonna have like an actual role so I have been very positive about the Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Addison Rae friendship like people on the internet have

just been like so mean like this is weird she's 19 and she's fighting like I really don't care I I get the friendship I don't think it's that weird but like this is taking it like a little far I do you think this is what's taking it it's a little weird i feel like if you can get on board with the friendship like this is just like friends working together which i support like i guess it's it's it's nice of courtney because like this is addison's first debut feature film so courtney like attaching her name to it in any way it's like a a sign of support in hollywood i think it's like a it's a nice thing that you do for someone. But I don't know, something, I've never reported on news of them and like wanted to be like,

their friendship is weird. But like this is starting to give me like weird vibes. Oh, this only gives me weird vibes because like I can't see Kourtney Kardashian as an actress.

Oh, I mean, she's actually, they have done over the years, they have cameoed in like a few things, the Kardashians. And it's never,

it's never it. She, I actually watched that show Dave because your husband told me to watch it and Kourtney was in it like three times was she good unmemorable I just feel like they're always playing Kardashians like yes she was playing herself oh then that's good but she's not playing herself here oh is that for sure for sure the Instagram account for he's all that revealed the name of her character oh what was it again Jessica Miles Torres oh yeah that's true I guess I haven't ever seen her act in anything where she was playing a character she was always playing herself right that's what I'm saying so I don't know this kind of like makes me feel like the movie's fake sort of yeah it's not

like it's big blockbuster did you see last week they like shut down Union Station in LA to film it? To film, but it's a major COVID testing site and they got like all this backlash. Oh, that's bad.

Deservedly so. Yeah, of course. That's bad. Oh my God. By the way, things are really happening. Speaking of COVID, like I hate to even address

and like say her name here, but I went to Duane Reade today because I've been like on this journey of trying new seltzer. Okay. Today I'm trying the Polar Lemon Seltzer.

I love Polar. Yeah, the lemon is not it. It tastes like pine salt in a bottle. You just don't like lemon. That's not true because I love lemon LaCroix and I love lemon bubbly. You're always coming for lemon. No, no, this is just pine salty vibes. But I was in there today and they had a sign on the window that said,

we don't have the COVID vaccine yet. Like, so people like, I guess have been coming in, but like that means it's coming. It's coming. I was reading news reports as soon as this weekend people in the U.S. could start to get it okay I want to say um I saw a couple videos of like the first people the first old woman in the U.K. and I think with her hat with her sweater they were so fucking cute like I wanted to cry do you see that the second or one of the early people in the U.K. who got his vaccine his name was William Shakespeare shut the fuck he goes by Bill no I didn't see that yeah those videos are so cute yeah no really really cute

it's so exciting really quickly back to Addison Rice sorry that was like a derailment I just love her so much and I'm so happy for her um but you sent me this YouTube video from her channel that she just put up it was like the truth about us very clickbaity but I guess it was like the first time her and Bryce, since they've rekindled their romance, have like confirmed the relationship. And I thought like all week they've been confirming

with like their sexy posts together. I didn't know it was even up in the air, like or up for debate. Right. They did like a really, like a video that stressed me out on so many levels. It was Q&A while we work out.

Like what? While we work out in masks that are on our chin the whole time. Like the chacney. Yeah. The chacney. My chin was sweating. Just take it off.

My chin was sweating watching the video. Like I'm not even joking you. It was giving me like so much chin anxiety. And they were like so fake working out. Like. Yeah. No. Like answer the questions.

Then work out. Could be two separate videos. Yeah. It was so much. But anyways. let's get to the meat of the video which was their relationship being confirmed and like them just being like so lovey-dovey they're really into each other yeah I guess I just I I stand firmly in my belief that like Addison Rae can do so much better on so many levels I know but like

the heart wants what it wants and her heart wants Bryce I I know. She's so into him. He doesn't seem like. I know. I was watching the video and I was like, this queen. Yeah, like this is the guy? Right, but that's what the queen chose. I guess, but like, I don't know. I just, I want more for her. And maybe that's just me having really high expectations. But also she's so young. Like just let, I feel like let her do,, not, like, I'm not wishing that they break up,

but, like, things change over time. People change. Like, she'll grow into whatever's meant to be. Okay. You know? And she seemed really happy. Yeah. Okay.

Whatever. And if you stan, you have to, like, stan what makes her happy. Okay, that's probably true. You know? I just, I stan Addison, and I want her to be like as famous as possible like I want her to just break all the bounds of like social media stardom like I want all this for her and I just want it all to go right and I just I don't know if Bryce is like the place is like where it's gonna happen one I feel like it's all going right too I feel like

she needs to move at a speed that is sustainable. Yes. And she's well on her way. Like, I think this movie, He's All That. He's All That? He's All That. He's All That, because the other one is, yeah, I'm like, okay. I think this movie, He's All That, is going to be a really big movie. Is it on a streaming service? Like, is it a movie studio?

It's in theaters. Who knows what will be by the time it comes out. But I think it's going to be, like, super popular popular and big okay well I'm hearing Oscar buzz just saying oh please speaking of trailers you know they're filming something on my block and my doorman told me Selena Gomez was right outside my building yesterday all day because she's in the movie oh my goodness or tv show I don't know what it was check out her imdb find out what it is maybe you could get a little cameo in the background yeah no I keep walking Theo like near the trailers. I'm like, maybe they're going to need like an extra or something.

Or like a perfect man. Yeah. No, Theo's like a real showstopper. To play the lead. Yeah. The lead guy. Or maybe like, I don't know, the lead girl gets a dog. I don't know.

Like Theo could become a star. Or they need a doctor on set. Right. There's a medical emergency. Dr. Fitzhaman. So many potential opportunities for Theo. Just keep walking him there. You got it.

Yeah. I think Selina would love him. I concur. I mean, who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Are you ready for our next great little royal bed-bed news? Yes, ma'am. Queen Elizabeth's granddaughter, Zara Tyndall, is pregnant.

Explain to me who she is in the lineage. I will. Zara, the daughter of Princess Anne. You know her from The Crown. She's the one. Princess Anne. Yeah, her from The Crown. She's the one. Princess Anne, yeah, yeah, yeah. Charles' sister. Yes, exactly. And the granddaughter of Queen Elizabeth is expecting another baby with her husband, who is a retired rugby pro named Mike Tindale. That's so cute. What a cute little marriage. Yeah, she probably has like a good amount of like balance in her life.

Wait, not only is this royal bebe news but the retired rugby star mike revealed the pregnancy in a new episode of his podcast the good the bad and the rugby oh that's a great podcast name first of all second of all we love the medium getting the respect it deserves and i love royals by the yeah the podcasting industry like infiltrating buckingham palace i love to see it i love to see it like the queen's granddaughter is married to a podcaster anything can happen you guys you guys anything can happen so it goes queenie vibe the lineage queenie vibe princess anne zara bebe on the way but they have um two daughters already. Mia Grace and Lena Elizabeth. Wow.

This next little one will mark the Queen's ninth great grandchild. Oh my God. What a legacy she's left. What? She's still here. Sorry. Yes. What a legacy period.

End of sentence. Yes. Totally. I just love a little Royal Bed Venues. And a little podcasting news. To have the RBN and the podcasting news like be merged as one. It doesn't happen ever. Ever. It's never happened before this is historic except actually when kate was on podcasts like at the beginning of quarantine with like kate of william and kate yeah i remember we reported that

and we were just like excited for the royal podcast crossover it really has been not to get all sappy because it's december it's been an amazing year for the podcasting industry yeah it really has been i would love to see howppy because it's December, it's been an amazing year for the podcasting industry. Yeah, it really has been. I would love to see how many podcasts there were at the end of 2019 versus how many at the end of 2020 because literally everyone has started a podcast from famous people to non-famous people. Yes, you know, I was out to dinner with my friends and they were, one of them told me that his friend started a podcast, like just not for the sake of like getting famous.

I'm like, can't relate. But like, just like for the sake of like having an outlet. A passion project. Yeah, no, and I thought that was so cool. You're right. Everyone has a podcast. Yeah. No, it is cool.

It's a great medium. We can't stress it enough. Yes, and thanks for listening, by the way. Yeah, thanks. There's so many out there. Thank you for choosing to spend your time with us. Yeah, we appreciate it. No, we really, really do.

Especially as there are more and more podcasts. Like it's... So many to choose from. It's really an honor. Thank you. Truly. Okay, next story. A little Carl Lentz news.

A little CLN. Yes. There has been a lot of Carl Lentz news that like, if we picked up all the Carl Lentz news... We would literally be the morning Carl Lentz. We would be the morning Lentz. Which honestly sounds like a great show. And I'm not gonna lie, at certain points in time,

we've definitely been the morning Lentz. Which honestly sounds like a great show. And I'm not gonna lie at certain points in time we've definitely been the morning Lentz. Oh for sure. But Tyler Perry has put a hundred thousand dollars towards paying Carl Lentz's LA rent. What? Tyler Perry dropped nearly a hundred thousand dollars so disgraced Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz and his family. Wow they went from calling him like former pastor disgraced my god. Dis king you guys Carl Lentz the media is so dramatic like he didn't kill anyone no no but like in for what he does yes he has disgraced his family yeah I guess and his church okay by his moral failure that's true and apparently there was more than one there was that audio if you're into the Lentz family drama then there's so much there's so much but tyler perry dropped nearly a hundred thousand dollars so carl lenz and his family could live in a luxury

la mansion the uk's son is reporting tyler perry covered six months of rent up front on the five thousand square foot five bedroom manhattan beach home where lenz and his family moved after unloading their new jersey home days before he was sacked from the mega church for infidelity so that's the thing it's like when you're a part of these churches, like your whole life is paid for by the church, your home, your car. So when you leave the church,

like you have literally nowhere to go. Right. But Tyler Perry and Carl Lentz are friends and Tyler Perry is helping him during this difficult time. That's really nice. I mean, anytime we talk about Tyler Perry on here, it's usually about his philanthropic efforts.

And I'm just like, so I just love him. Yeah. No, always constantly impressed by him and this is just a nice thing for a friend to do for another friend so it's is Tyler Perry a member of Hillsong like is that how he knows Carl unclear unclear I'm curious on the the yeah relationship they the source says that Tyler has been friends with Carl and his wife for years and is sticking by them and their kids during this difficult time so they might just be friends yeah outside of church wow I mean that's just crazy and I need

friends like Tyler Perry you know right because I could really use six months in a beach house like that's just I've had a rough year like I need a beach house and I think Tyler Perry knows that yeah yeah and also like your friends need to step up to the plate yeah no it's like none of my friends have like ever gifted me six months of rent in a beach house and I just feel like I need to reevaluate like my choices like to how I got here, like with this particular group of friends. And what hurts even more is knowing that they probably won't even hear this. So fucking true. And you know, I am scheduled to see them this evening.

So I might just bring it up, like start some drama. I think you should come in with a list of things that you'd like to see from your friends in the new year. You're going to see me tomorrow. I'm going to be friendless as fuck. Okay, are you ready for our next story? It's a little biz news. A little IPO news.

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with Airbnb's IPO set to follow within hours. By the way, I feel like DoorDash is literally like the newest company. Like we've had Seamless and Grubhub and Uber Eats and Postmates for so long. And I really only remember starting to hear about DoorDash. At like Revolve Festival. Yeah, like a year ago, maybe. Two years ago at Coachella. I feel like that was the first time I had heard of it.

But maybe that's just because it wasn't big in New York. By the way, that is exactly where I first heard about it. You're right. At Revolve Festival. Look at Revolve. Like so involved in the biz news. But Bloomberg is saying the biggest U.S. food delivery company, DoorDash, is part of a cadre of consumer-facing web-based businesses

that have successfully navigated the coronavirus pandemic and are expected to go public this month. Well, so what's the landscape of current Uber Eats types of programs? Seamless and Grubhub are now one. Yes. Uber Eats is owned by Uber, obviously. Yes. Who owns Postmates?

Someone, I think, bought Postmates. Yeah, they're... They're all getting snatched up. They're monopolizing. Yeah. It's a monopoly. Which one do you use the most? I'm so loyal to Uber Eats.

It's crazy. Last night was Uber Eats, but I feel like I initially, I just always assume Postmates is the best, but then I'm always let down. Like they're always showing me the same three restaurants and it's like, there's gotta be more out there. I concur. I think in New York, I think Postmates is the worst app. People in LA are like, I Postmated this, I Postmated that. And I think they use it in the way that we use like Uber Eats or Seamless because there's nothing on Postmates in New York. Yeah, but Postmates is still that only app. And I feel like this is what it started as.

And now they've just gotten like so far from what they were. Like it used to be like, I need anything in this world. Duct tape. Like, please go to Duane Reade for me. I still use it sometimes if I need something like an emergency pharmacy delivery. Yes, when I was in Miami, I postmated Advil to the restaurant right Uber Eats doesn't do like pharmacy deliveries like that well Uber gas station or now they do groceries yes yes Uber now has groceries but Uber when like a few years ago

used to have a service called Uber Rush and that was absolutely everything of the sort it was truly just a messenger service so if you know like I remember being downtown at dinner and I realized I left my license uptown Ben put my license like in an envelope in a bag left it with our doorman and you could pay someone like 10 bucks usually on a bicycle to just shuffle items back and forth and I guess it wasn't that popular because they got rid of it like shortly after it launched but I just want I want to go on record saying like I was the number one customer for Uber Rush because I was like always leaving my things everywhere. Yeah.

And I just loved Uber Rush so much. And just like the premise of like a career service. Yeah. No, but I guess it wasn't, it wasn't lucrative. No. Not like food delivery, especially this year. Yeah. Food delivery is booming and apparently DoorDash is the best in the biz.

So congratulations on their IPO. And you know, it's so funny. Like when we first, when we were podcasting in the beginning of quarantine, saying how we haven't been ordering in so much, like we've been cooking so much and I really want that to like stay. I'm like fully back on my ordering in like three times a day grind and I have no regrets. Yeah. I need to go back, like swing back the other way a little bit, but it was hard to maintain. It was. I do feel like I'm better than I was like this time last year. Yeah. But I have gone back to ordering. Like what are we going to order tonight? No, I know. Not like, what am I going to make? Yeah. And I'm no than I was like this time last year yeah but I have gone back to ordering like what are we gonna order tonight no I know like not like what am I gonna make yeah and I'm no longer like hoarding kosher meat in my freezer like I'm just yeah my freezer got really backed

up for a while like I ran out of freezer space yes so I had to start ordering in I'm like fully traumatized by my fucking freezer like but there's just like so much action and like you have to like it's Tetris yeah it's Tetris like this one it's fucking tetris like trying to make like the popsicles and it's just something weird about like having your ice cream next to raw meat like i'm really like over my freezer and just like conceptually i need multiple freezers like one for meat products one for dairy products i just think it's gross one for liquor they take oh my god so much that big titos yeah the jugs um so actually i was having freezer fatigue as well

for the last few months and when we moved we had to go we had to like bring the freezer items to the new apartment and so it forced us to go through everything

and now like my freezer game is on point. There's just like literally stuff in my freezer. I could even put another thing in it. Wow I can't. There's literally things

in my freezer that have been there like since I moved in and I don't know why I'm like sentimental. And by the way, I also keep like my jade roller and my ice roller in there. It's just disgusting. Oh, you don't keep those in the fridge? No freezer. I find that it doesn't hold any coldness when it's in the fridge. Oh, I keep mine in the fridge and I already feel like they're so cold. Mind you, the only time I've used it is when I was carrying my fridge items to my new apartment and I saw it at the top of the bag and I was like this feels good no because the one time I used a jade roller I went too hard in the middle of my head and I

gave myself a migraine and you know you never forget I don't know if I would blame the jade roller here but no no I'm just saying like why would I put myself in that situation again when realistically jade roller doesn't do shit sure sure sure like I've seen everyone who uses a jade roller you look the same before and after sorry I said it it's one of the truest things you've ever said except I have been on my ice roller game for like de-puffing and there is there is magic in ice yes because like ice is like one of those elements of the earth that's like de-puffs has a purpose yes like I guess jade and rose quartz are elements of the earth yeah but your jade roller for 11 on amazon doesn't have real jade here's the thing the best thing about the jade roller is the fact that it's cold.

So just use an ice. The ice roller. And the ice roller is so much bigger and it feels so good. So good. When you have a migraine and you rub that ice roller over your eyes, it's, there's bellissima. Nothing like it. Okay, ready for our fifth and final story? It's a little tech news.

A little TN? I'm being so annoying. Sorry. Yeah. Like, because I want to. No, I just like, I love when you do it when it's like so good. Right, like sad royal news. Soil news,. Sorry. Yeah. Like, I just like, I love when you do it when it's like so good. Like,

right. Like sad royal news, soil news, SRN. Yeah. But like tech news, we could just say tech news. Yeah.

Like some interesting chess news. Would you consider it biz news or no? No, you know, I wouldn't because I really think it's tech. Okay. And I think you'll feel the same way once I tell you finally what it is.

This is such a robust, um, and really nothing happened in the celebrity worlds in the last 24 hours. Yeah. No, we go in waves of like a branching out of the celeb world In the last 24 hours Yeah no We go in waves Of like

Of branching out Of the celeb world I just have to say I love talking about Like biz and tech news So lay it on me Apple has new AirPod Max headphones

I'm fucking done with Apple Like literally This No no same This made me mad This story is like Just really interesting tech news Which is why we're talking

About it here At the Morning Toast Apple has announced Their new AirPods Max Which are wireless Noise cancelling headphones Like just really interesting tech news, which is why we're talking about it here at the Morning Toast. Apple has announced their new AirPods Max, which are wireless noise canceling headphones. So we know the AirPods. We know the AirPods noise canceling. Now they have like legit ass headphones that cover your ears.

We're back to square one. Cover your ears and do the thing on top, but they're Bluetooth. So that's like how they're different. I'm just saying. And they're noise canceling and they cost $549. They literally like shook up our world, forcing us to get AirPods, removing the headphone jack from phones.

Like literally just like we all had no choice but to get AirPods. And then we got them. We're like, okay, they're not so bad. It's actually kind of good. They're actually fucking sweet. Yeah. Now we're going back. We're reverting.

I don't care if it's wireless. I'm just so done with like Apple just making these decisions about how we're no laterally yeah about like how we're all going to behave technologically and like we're just robots we just do what they say like mark my words in six months like I will have these and I will love them because like I am a fucking slave to the Apple yeah I don't know but I hadn't used those noise canceling airpods airpods they're all right but now like my airpods stop working stop working they gave up on me they were like you've had these too long get a new pair no no it's like you'll see what i'll do it's literally tim cook getting on his computer i mean like here are all the people who um who take care of their things and they're still working after many years

and who haven't bought the new airpods or the new iphone click all your products are breaking because if you don't have the new one then literally it's always the second they announce a new product, my product that's literally one version earlier just stops working. Yeah. So that's the latest in tech news. Like, we're back to headphones. We're back to headphones. Yeah.

I guess they're all the technical terms. Earphones. Earbuds. Yeah. No, they look like bows or beads. Like, it's just just I don't need them but just literally play this but thanks for offering play this episode for me in two like four months when I have them yep yep yep um should we do our bachelorette recap are you ready yeah I

mean just get all we need is one minute yeah I didn't watch um because I was just like busy but I did see some content online I spoke to the snatcher she gave me like a whole rundown Yeah, I didn't watch because I was just like busy. But I did see some content online. I spoke to the snatcher. She gave me like a whole rundown on the silliness of the lie detector test. How like, you know, Zaxi cheated on someone dot dot dot in the sixth grade. Yeah. And I just I'm actually upon hearing the recap was so glad I didn't waste my time.

No, no, no. Like it was so fruitless because the only oh no, she did have a rose ceremony and people went home. Anyone notable went home or no? Like, not really. But Bennett went home. Like, she sent Bennett home when there was a two-on-one. But then at the end of the night, like, he returned. So, I mean, I didn't need for him to return.

Talk about a fall from grace, like, for Bennett. Right. I can't believe there's already only seven guys left. I'm really so shocked that Blake Moynes is still there. Talk about a fall from grace, like, for Bennett. Right. I can't believe there's already only seven guys left. I'm really so shocked that Blake Moynes is still there. Talk about a fall from grace. Yeah, no. I mean, when I think of him and Tayshia, I feel like those are two people who have never spoken.

Right. So he just has sort of, like, skated along and didn't get in trouble, and so he's still around. But I just don't see it for him, and it's just, like, he started so strong. Who's around? Noah, Blake, Ben, Zaxi, Ivan. but I just don't see it for him and and it's just like he started so strong Noah Blake Ben Ivan is that Brendan still around who had the one-on-one early yes Brendan I like him um I think Ed went home finally finally oh my god the cartoon like I was so done with him yeah and then

there was one other guy Riley yes oh I like Riley he He shared his story with Tayshia and it was because the lie detector test like caught him on a lie. And so he it was worth explaining. And he he really opened up and he's like he was what he said. What was the lie? So he changed his name because they asked him like, we're going to ask you some baseline questions. Like, what's your name? And he gave his name and then it was like oh my god and he was explaining how he was named after his dad and they had like like just his story about growing up how they were so close and then he did some things that like he didn't agree with and it was sort of like creating this rift with his mom and eventually he changed his name so that he didn't have the same name as his dad yeah okay so like really not a big deal no but just like something like something, you know, he was sharing.

He was opening up. Yeah. Also, Ben had a one-on-one with Tayshia and he opened up even more about his past and his struggles. And it was really, really like honest and brave of him to do so. Like that he had attempted suicide. And he was talking about his sister was so cute because he was saying his sister like and brave of him to do so. Like, that he had attempted suicide. Right.

And he was talking about his sister was so cute because he was saying his sister, like, got him through everything, but she doesn't even know, like, how much she got him through. Like, watching the show last night is probably how she found out what he even struggled with. Right.

Oh, wow, that's so interesting. Yeah. I feel like probably more than ever, for better and for worse, this is, like, the most honest season. Of course, like, everyone who comes on a TV show and just everyone in life like has a story yeah no one's life is perfect everyone has been through hard things I just feel like this season more than ever like all of that is like being brought to light yeah but it also makes me sad because obviously only one man will win I have

no idea who that will be I have no idea like for the other six people except for Blake Moynes because he really still hasn't opened up. So for the other five. You went from like literally loving Blake Moynes to like being confused by him. No, I just like because of how excited I was about him. It's like now. He let you down. He really let me down. So these other five guys who are giving everything that they have to Tayshia,

leaving it all on the table, being braver than they've ever been before and sharing like really personal things. Right. They're going to go home. Four of them are not five right with nothing to show for it I mean I'm sure they'll say like you know that it definitely got them like having their guard down and they'll go into their next relationship more open but it just like hurts me to think that yeah but that always happens and it's no one's fault yeah I just feel like the stuff the guys are opening up about this particular season just seems like darker and heavier yeah we don't usually get this kind of stuff from everyone right but maybe that's just like a testament to how tasha is just

such bringing it out like and really the when she talks to the guys like everything she says is just like so warm and exactly what you would want to hear and so i could understand just like spilling your guts you know i'm talk to her and i'm like literally want to hear and so I could understand just like spilling your guts you know I'm talk to her and I'm like literally want to show her like everything inside my soul yeah she is that type of person by the way I definitely agree with that yeah so maybe that's what maybe it's not the guys it's the person who's bringing it on in them because I feel like Claire for the five minutes we had her was like begging the guys to like the guy she had just met to like literally bare their soul and just like

tell them everything should they've ever been through there was so much like friction and it was it was like tug of war like to get it out but you can't force it you can't force it yeah I feel like Tayshia just like has this quality that like people just want to share things with her yeah and I think I like I feel like I know people like that. Yeah. And that's just a really great human quality. Yes, I agree. It's like this warmth and energy that like invites people in. Yes. I don't, I don't think I would say that I have that quality. Um, no, but you have so many other like fabulous qualities. Amazing qualities. Like I'm so happy with my qualities. My qualities are the best. Um, then there was the lie detector, which I actually always like a lie detector. I'll

never forget on Andy Dwarfman's season. They took a lie detector test and it caused so much strife with her and Josh and Marie like after they got engaged. Can I ask you a question? Mm-hmm. Was the lie detector administrator the guy from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? No, it was JoJo Fletcher. She knows how to use a machine?

So there was like a laptop and it was like a screensaver of like pulses like literally it was like a video they put like a video from youtube on full screen and it had like the pulse lines that are like from a heart monitor there was no there was no tech on like that we saw and basically so they had all wires hooked up and their little youtube video playing and then there was three lights on the side red yellow green the person answered the question like in front of the group and then if it was a lie went red if it was miffy I think about yellow or was there only two I don't know my perception was skewed and then green was green okay because what I wanted to say about the guy who administered Lisa Vanderpump's lie detector test in like the years he's like the go-to yeah I've seen him on

David Dobrik's YouTube channel I've seen him on David Dobrik's YouTube channel I've seen him all over YouTubers channels and that's what Kyle and the girls were saying like this guy's like an actor and they sounded crazy but now like seeing his career as like the go-to YouTube lie detector there's definitely something like shady about him the go-to um just reality TV lie detector guy where'd you see him I him? I saw after the fact like that he had been on other shows. Yeah. Now like I know his face. Yeah.

And that was a shady lie detector test for sure. I mean, there was nothing shadier than the one administered by Jojo Fletcher last night. Totally. But so she's still the host. Did they say how much longer she's going to be there for? No, she didn't. But she was doing like a great job. It was always just like fun to see her.

Yeah. Honestly, like I'm into like the shake up and energy like host wise yeah but it did feel like the campers were at camp and the counselors were gone no the yeah the campers are running the camp yeah they let like a JC watch the bunk but things are going haywire that's what it felt like just saying um okay so I'll get back on watching last week I just like no rush no I know I'm just like I feel like you could skip one more week if you needed to and then come back for hometowns yeah because like still things are so unclear if I had to place a bet about who I think would win I'm gonna say Zach C you would yeah okay she gives everyone so much love I'm like so unclear on who the front runner is

maybe Brendan but like who did jimmy kimmel guess does he i don't know this whole season has been so i just want to say that jimmy kimmel is like you know like 30 for 30 on guessing um bachelorette winners and it's like yeah no doubt you work for abc like they obviously give you the winner no but i feel like they actually don't because that would be like a clear spoiler i just don't know how you could literally know every single one after the first episode yeah apparently his wife helps and she's like, that's just a talent of hers. Just like Tayshia is like super warm and you want to spill your guts. Like Jimmy Kimmel's wife can pick back to our winners.

Tayshia's first impression rose guy went home last night, right, Spencer? Yes. So it's like, how would anyone have guessed? Let's say Zach C wins. Like how would anyone have guessed that? I don't know. Based on the conversations from the first night. It's just confusing.

Maybe it is Zach C who wins. I don't know. But he cheated on from the first night. It's just confusing. Maybe it is Zach C who wins. I don't know. But he cheated on someone in the sixth grade. I know. And by the way, when Margot, the Snatchler, gave me her full recap, she told me that she thought that that was a lie. Wow. Like, he got caught on the lie, and he just, like, made something up.

She said what she said. She said what she said. She doesn't hold back, which is why the Snatchler is an amazing, award-winning podcast that you should listen to if you want more Bachelor tea. And also, like, she knows everything about the Bachelor world. Like, who's doing what on TikTok? Right. Who's embarrassing themselves?

You know who's embarrassing themselves? And I hate to say it because I've been seeing him a lot on TikTok. And it's not that the content's bad. It's just, like, there's something about joining TikTok before your season's over that just gives me, like, a really bad vibe. And it's Ben. Oh. Yeah.

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and jackie i need some advice on a situation with my fiance about a few months ago i realized that my fiance had begun smoking weed i can smell it on him occasionally and i found a few empty tubes lying around we live in california so it's legal i have a feeling he does not want me to know because he doesn't think I would approve. However, this isn't the case. I really don't care either way. I have no interest in smoking with him, but I could care less if he does. What I don't like is the fact that he hides it. I kept telling myself that eventually he would tell me or that I would end up catching him. We live on an acre of property, so there are places he can hide. He will randomly tell me that he needs to go to our shop to turn off the lights in the greenhouse,

which I know is not true. Then he comes back to the house smelling. I hate confrontation, and just the thought of randomly bringing it up gives me so much anxiety. What should I do? Is there an easier way that I can bring it up where it's not so awkward?

Please help. Thank you. You seem cool, I just have to say. Yeah. We'll give you advice, but you seem like a cool gal. I like you. I feel like you just need to randomly bring it up.

It's weird that he's hiding it from you, and I'm sure it's a source of anxiety for him that he feels the need to hide it from you. I don't know why he does, but for him to know that you don't care would just, I feel like, take a weight off of him and bring you guys closer together. Yeah.

So on the one hand, it's like you don't need to sit him down and have a serious conversation even though like the part about him sneaking around just makes him like oh he's sneaky he's capable of sneaking right that's always like telling of other behaviors which like I hate to be like so pessimistic it also seems like he's not very good at it right so if something was going on you would know right and it's good like it's good to know that your man's like not good at being sneaky yeah and I just like really appreciate your kind of mature view. Like I hate girls who are like mad when their boyfriends smoke pot. It's like what are we 11 years old?

Like let him. He's an adult. Do whatever he wants. He can be doing meth. Like who cares? It's fucking pot. Like it's not a big deal. Yeah.

I just hate when people are like so protective. So I. You sound cool. I just want to say like. Yeah. So I think there's two ways you could go about it. Like one he comes in from the greenhouse.'re sitting there lamp overhead where have you been yeah you that would be making it weird just come in and be like why are you being such a freak i

know you're smoking pot you could do it in the house as long as you do it in the house honey right or you could like go out get a jay bring it home be like hey let's have a night together like smoking oh no that's that's too much acting when you have to act and like literally put a script together just to confront someone like no sometimes like you know what when you prepare it pays off just don't make it weird just be like he comes in the house be like what are you doing like you're smoking pot in the house like what am i your mom like sit down smoke pot like i don't care why are you hiding that shit from me yeah but i do think like if i don't want to like give you any cause for concern but the fact that that he's hiding it is a little concerning.

So it does require a conversation of why do you feel like you need to hide it. What else are you hiding, sir? No, no, not what else are you hiding. But why are you hiding this from me? Did I ever say something that would make you think that I wouldn't be okay with this? That's true. That's true. But that's so passive aggressive.

Is it me? No. But definitely just talk about it. But also, you live on an acre. That sounds really nice. In California, can we come? I know, that literally sounds idyllic. Also, greenhouse?

Yeah, so you into plants? What's the vibe? Maybe he's growing his own. Oh, that's the thing. He could be hiding it because that's not what he's hiding. It's a bigger thing. He's running this whole industry out of your greenhouse.'s weeds it's weeds the tv show like he's one of the biggest drug dealers in california right and then still it's like why wouldn't he bring you into it maybe he doesn't

want to share the profits i don't know oh that's shady because then he would like make you sign a prenup and shit that's like so hurtful that's so hurtful like what well you don't think i'm good enough like to share in the profits with the weed empire that's not cool that's not cool so i do i do think he could be hiding a little more than just like the hobby maybe a booming not to give you a pit congratulations yeah i mean how do you pay for that acre of land someone's got to pay the bills um sorry to give you a pit but talk to your boyfriend no no i think you're gonna find like a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow. Yeah, no, like literally like a drug empire. Yeah. And it's California, so it's legal.

So it's totally legal. Okay, next up, dear toasters. Long story short, shirt. I spent Thanksgiving with my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was nervous but couldn't travel to see my own family, so I sucked it up and took on the daunting task of attending Thanksgiving dinner with my boyfriend of one month. I the fam things were going great to the girl you used to be we sit down for dinner and my boyfriend's dad leads the table in prayer which

is all dandy until their tradition of having a moment of silence to reflect on what we're grateful for I want you to picture the quietest of quiet silences, painfully silent and painfully long. The perfect time for my stomach to start swirling. I started squirming in the hopes of keeping the inevitable from happening. I started praying that my boyfriend's dad would finally say amen and the awful silence would end. My prayers went unanswered. During the moment of silence, I ripped. No, no. she literally smelled i literally ripped the fattest fart p-h-a-t-t fattest fart it was loud it was rotten

and it lingered stop you're single goodbye the fart encouraged get unhinged try again get some gas the fart encouraged the dad to start Start from the beginning Let me finish I've heard everything I need to hear The fart encouraged I've heard everything I need to hear I'm sorry you're single Jackie stop

Jackie the fart Encouraged the dad To finally say amen And when everyone Looked up I was Obviously blushing And the culprit I shut down for the

Rest of the night Due to embarrassment I'm sure they think I'm a bitch now Good My boyfriend kept Asking if I was okay And my social skills

Left me to die that night You weren't okay What the fuck do I do My boyfriend's family Thinks I'm a bitch now my boyfriend thinks something is wrong and I can't bring myself I can't bring myself because she said she was like she shut down after the fart like she just didn't talk to anyone because like she was so embarrassed so she said I can't bring myself to tell the truth that I ripped ass and they didn't hear it they did but like I don't think they know for sure that it was her so she said I can't bring myself

to tell the truth that I ripped ass on my boyfriend's family thanksgiving dinner do i tell the truth i can't stop acting weird and i'm the worst liar honestly this relationship you've this relationship is so short i would honestly just cut the relationship your losses start again yeah i'm i don't know how you come back from this like i don't know what how you would want to like start the work of repairing you know what this fart has broken like yeah I just I wouldn't I couldn't be too much damage has been done and you really don't have that much to lose with this guy of one month like and there's so many other men out there and honestly you seem hilarious so just like it's so not worth trying to fix yeah you know what like

I feel like maybe your stomach that was your gut trying to tell you something literally trying to ruin this relationship for you. Yeah. Because something's not right. I think you need to just take the L. If you were talking to a therapist, like, you could really feel like maybe your subconscious, like, sabotaged this relationship on purpose because you knew it wasn't the right relationship for you.

Right. So you should thank that fart for showing you the true path and just get out. Yeah. I really think cut and run. Yeah. Cut your losses I just wouldn't want to live like my life with people who like knew what I did yeah because like let's say you guys get married like this is your family like you're always like your first impression will always be the girl who farted

and it's like you know what you can rewrite this story yeah be a different girl it's not too late to rewrite your own story you're so right just get out of this relationship and find a new man. Yeah. But you are saying there's a chance they don't know it was you. Yeah. That was the confusing part was like, did they know it was you or did they not know it was you? Also, are you okay? Like to fart before dinner like that? Yeah. You haven't eaten yet. So like, why is your stomach swirling so bad? That sounds like maybe some IBS. Yeah. I would also, I would also, I would bring up your boy, break up with your boyfriend and then immediately head to the doctor. Head to a gastroenterologist. Okay.

Now it's time for our law firm basement update. So to recap, a girl had written in, she's a lawyer. She works at a firm where like these two brothers or cousins or partners, and one of them is like kind of weird. And she noticed that like he was literally like taking jugs of water and like buckets and like storing them in the office basement like sheltering for something it was all very weird like he wasn't stealing them he was like hunkering and bunkering down yeah his name was Bob but he was just freaky as fuck yeah so she has wrote in Claudia and Jackie it's been two years and the mystery keeps getting weirder.

Oh, no, we're not going to get answers. Bob, the weird co-worker who stored all the cases of water and buckets and sealant. Remember, it was like that weird material. Yes, the sealant. In our law firm basement was told by our boss two years ago to remove all those items from the basement. He removed them, provided no explanation, and we figured the mystery would go unsolved. Six months after that, in March of 2019,

Bob hastily moves himself and his family to Florida. Our firm is in the Midwest. Bob remains on the firm's payroll, but he literally has no duties. Reminder, unlike the girl from before who had a lot of duties.

A big duty. Okay, he remarks. See, that's what the family will say about you you don't get the butt of the joke the whole time okay so bob remains on the firm's payroll but he literally has no duties reminder bob is the boss's brother we all assume it's just nepotism but the two had a huge falling out so some of us think that maybe it's not nepotism so our boss joe like the the unweird brother lives two hours away from the law firm headquarters he's never in the office he works remotely most of the time he comes to the headquarters about once every two months or so i've caught him sneaking down to the basement during the early morning hours like in the eight o'clock hour in the late hours like five or six what the fuck no sneaking down to the basement during the early morning hours, like in the eight o'clock hour or in the late hours, like five or six. What the fuck? No one goes in the basement.

It's old files and old office furniture. Literally no one has a valid reason to go down there. Joe sneaks to the basement every time he comes up to the headquarters. No one is with him, so it's not a rendezvous. He literally goes in the basement alone every time he comes to the headquarters. He doesn't know that I've noticed, but I've been watching. What the fuck is in this basement? I've personally searched it and found nothing. Do I need to go pull insulation off the walls and search harder?

Something is definitely down there that is of great importance. This has been going on for two whole years. Advice? Help. At this point, I need to be on Unsolved Mysteries.

Thank you. Wow, not only did we get literally no... It got more confusing. Because Joe is like the normal boss. So like Bob was always weird. So you could always chalk it up to just like bob being weird yeah but now i think you have to you gotta head down to the basement after hours get a flashlight and like really search no you have to follow him into the basement like see what he is doing and then when he turns around

like literally flashlight in the eye be like what's going on no no like just or if you know what time he's coming to the office get to the basement before him then watch to see where he goes in the basement what area you don't have to like see exactly what he's doing but then when he leaves you can go back to that area a reason for being in the basement he can't see you oh okay okay okay hide in shadows but it's like how was any how are you getting any legal work done in your office like if all you're doing oh my god literally like watching all your co-workers like schedules like when they go to the bathroom when they go to the basement where they live if they're on the payroll it's like do you get any work done in this law firm no maybe this is seleno and barnes seleno and barnes you know they're just seleno now i know barnes passed away i know in a tragic plane crash

it's so sad and i just think it's kind of crazy that Salino, like, a month later, like, gave new commercials, new logo, who dis? Just Salino. He couldn't have kept the legacy of Barnes? That's one rebrand I can't get behind. That's true. You love a rebrand. I do, but not at the expense.

So how does the song go now in the commercials? Salino and Salino, injury attorneys, 888-8888. Don't wait. Call it. What's your favorite, like, commercial jingle? I mean... Besides for Carmel. Fine. After Carmel? I mean, there's so many. Two, three hundred Empire today.

Stanley Steamer fucks hard. Oh, fucks hard. Get certified cleaner. Or also... Oh, you know what I love man toes better man toes pressure man toes on unknown and fresh and full of life mentos the fresh maker you know what i love liberty liberty liberty yeah i always call snitch i'm like snitchery snitchery snitchery of course there's always the iconic, I was working for an hourly wage. I went to high school, didn't do great, still I gotta make more cash.

More education is what I'm looking at when I get a degree. I will make a bigger salary, so now I've got to see which college is right for me. I went on the internet and found Education Connection. I took some pretext to find out my direction. I'm taking my classes online, getting my degree on my own time. Education Connection matched me with the right college for free get connected for free with education connection get connected for free for free with education that's probably the best i mean it just i think i threw my back out it yeah slaps also some of the slippity slaps some of the nationwide commercials with like country singers are pretty good oh yeah nationwide is on your side yeah with like with like Brad Paisley. Yeah, it's all right.

I don't know. It's kind of basic. It's a little basic, yeah. I mean, they just don't make them like they used to. Education Connection. No, they really don't. I just feel like there should be more people investing time and money into commercial jingles because they stick with you.

And I know I'm dialing seven. That's all. That's what I know. Couldn't agree more. I'm actually dialing six. That's all. That's what I know. Couldn't agree more. I'm actually dialing six. But. But see. Like there's something for everyone.

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