The Toast - S3 Ep203: Forevermoooreee: Friday, December 11th, 2020

Episode Date: December 11, 2020

Evermore Initial Thoughts Morgan Stewart secretly marries Jordan McGraw (Page Six) The Kardashians will be going to Hulu in 2021 (Page Six) Amy Adams Set to Star in Enchanted Sequel, Disenchanted (PEOPLE) Jenny Slate Is Pregnant, Expecting First Baby With Fiance Ben Shattuck (E! News) Southern Charm Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: http://bit.ly/girlwithnojob_amazon See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Nothing feels as good as saying that. Oh my God. No, you just gotta get it out. Wow, what a really long, hard, torturous week, I want to say. And I'm glad to be putting it behind us. It was just an okay week for me. It's been a rough one for me physically. I feel like every day of the week I woke up with a new ailment. And today I actually, I'm feeling good and I'm sort of switching up my morning routine to include water Juliana wow a lot of water I'm so glad you brought that up because I have really been into you know testing out different seltzers and like really finding the best and excuse me there's a hair in my seltzer um I am now into lemon look LaCro La Croix. Not La Croix.

Christian La Croix. It's however you want to say it, I think. Well, I heard it's made in Wisconsin. And I think how you say it says a lot about you. Yeah. So tread lightly. Yeah, it's made in Wisconsin. It's La Croix, like 1,000%. La Croix.

But I might just be annoying and be La Croix. And this is very good. I actually, for a while, had a lot of, you know, hesitation about drinking seltzer in a can. But I tried the lemon bubbly, and that was excellent. So I'm just on this journey, you know? Very, seltzer in a can but I tried the lemon bubbly and that was excellent so I'm just on this journey you know very very nice yeah I just I'm starting to drink water before my two coffees so like now I'm on the coffee grind but like I had water as I did my makeup and like I do feel like it's better for everything about my life to have some water seltzer's water right so I think your body like categorizes it as water but there's nothing like good old

water Juliana I actually couldn't agree less like water's disgusting and I will do everything in my power to get my daily water without actually just drinking like a glass of water like I will literally get a bottle of water and put crystal light in it like I will get seltzer I just won't no those things are good and I think throughout the day they're good but like you should drink I believe some straight up water see I just I can't do it. You don't have to but my body was starting to break down they were saying like you must drink some water. So I'm switching things up hopefully it goes well because the way that I felt this week like never again I can't I can't do that. I can't do that. We have an amazing show for you guys today

mostly because Taylor Swift's new album is out and I have done the work as much as I could do in the short period of time. And I'm just feeling overwhelmed by everyone already putting out their rankings. Like, chill. These things take time. I'm going to talk about some of my feelings, the music video.

We have a Southern Charm recap. And just the... There is a lot of things to discuss to round out the week. And I feel like there has just been a lot going on this week. It's been a hilarious week to be a toaster, really.

Yeah. There's just been so much funny stuff. So many IJ so many IJs oh and you know this is bittersweet next week is our last week of shows before our winter break that next week are the last shows of 2020 you guys thank the lord I I'm so excited to put this all behind us but as we leave you you know into the new year I just think it's really important that we all set our expectations like when we wake up on January 1st like things are not going to be better you know but like I think that everyone is committed that once that calendar year changed just like you know January you have your resolutions you're going to the gym

like I think everyone is committed to like trying to make things better in the new year but I just think some of us like the lazier people like me, like we're thinking we're going to wake up and like concert, you know, there's going to be something every day and it's not, it's still going to be like 2020 vibes in terms of what's actually going on in the world. So just level your expectations. It's a new leaf at one point during this year, like it became clear that 2020 was a wash, you know,

I think it was like April and it's like things aren't happening till 2021. So no, not everything's going to change overnight. But there is some optimism that comes with 2021. There's vaccines that are getting approved. And I just it'll be hopefully a different vibe. And I just I look forward to putting this year in the past. So do I. And all the weight I've gained and all the misery.

Just bye. Don't know you. Don't know you. Don't know you. Goodbye. Good day sir. Oh and I'm actually having deja vu because last year I was like so excited for the new year and then it became January and I was like oh my god like I'm filming my special and recording the beacon this month and like it all just happened like so fast and I wasn't ready. And now I'm in a similar position because like it seems like my book is like really far away. But actually come the new year, like it's right around the corner.

Yeah. No, I saw Tyler Cameron, not to bring up like another first time author, but he announced his book yesterday. He looked like such a cutie on the cover. His is coming out in July. And I'm like, that's a long time away. That is a long time away.

Yours feels around the corner compared to his. Well, now we're in a six week countdown and I've started a little series on my Instagram stories if you haven't checked it out, revealing something about the book every week until the book comes out. And yesterday, I revealed the chapters. I saw.

And I'm thinking, you know, I don't know. Maybe I'll take suggestions for what to reveal. You know me. It's like, I'm so excited, and I have such a hard time, like, holding. She's going to read the whole book. No, I have such a hard time holding anything, and I'm like, look at this joke I wrote on page 45. Like, I'm so, what's the word?

It's like impatient. Yeah, you're just excited. Excitement excites you. So like I have to tread really lightly in my reveals because like I might actually give away the whole book. Do you know what some of the other reveals are going to be or you're figuring out as you go? I'm going to do a dramatic reading of all the blurbs on the back.

Okay. I am going to do like an excerpt. Okay, that's what I was going to suggest. But like not like a crazy one. You know, I'm like I want to go to the best page and read the an excerpt. Okay that's what I was going to suggest. But like not like a crazy one. You know I'm like I want to go to the best page and read the best excerpt. But no I'm going to read like a little excerpt. Just something telling. Yeah and then maybe like a little Q&A. I don't know I haven't decided yet but I think I'm definitely going to do the reveal of the back next week. Okay that's that's all well and good. Yeah. Have you oh I guess it shows on Goodreads

how many pages it is. Oh yes but there's some logistical questions like how many pages is there a photo insert and you know you might have to tune into my Instagram stories Oh, yes. But there's some logistical questions like how many pages? Is there a photo insert? And you know, you might have to tune into my Instagram stories to find out. Is there a photo insert? Yes. Am I in any photos?

Yes, there's a fabulous photo of us from camp. Young? I would say teenage. Like Camp Toast or Camp Camp? No, no, Camp Camp. Like Camp Piers. Fat Camp.

Because there's a lot in the book about Fat Camp. You can learn more about my book at girlwithnojob.com slash book. If you're in the U.S. or Canada, all the links are there. And if you're in another country, I would just suggest using your girlwithnojob.com slash book. If you're in the U.S. or Canada, all the links are there. And if you're in another country, I would just suggest using your Amazon and searching Girl With No Job book.

But that's as much as I can help you. I don't think we have like a ton of international. I don't know. We're so global. Like, it's crazy. No, I mean, we're in Canada. Like, we're global as fuck. Actually, when we got those Spotify insights for, they give you, like for podcasters, they

give you the back end of like growth and information and okay we grew a lot in the United Kingdom this year I just want to say so to our British toasters good day sir is Ireland in the United Kingdom it's part of the kingdom yeah it's part of the kingdom vibes yes it's part of the kingdom this is our kingdom it is very confusing okay thank you like Walesales is part of the united kingdom and wales just gives me irish vibes yes yeah yeah i don't know yeah no okay or scotland scotland because the queen is always staying in scotland yeah scotland is and their police force is scotland yards england scotland wales and northern ireland northern ireland are all police forces Scotland Yards England Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland Northern Ireland are

all part of the United Kingdom yes is what you could see how that would be confusing for us yeah but I guess like in order to be the United Kingdom it has to be a United of kingdoms but they're saying Southern Ireland wind isn't oh how fascinating or Eastern you know I've got to get to Ireland you know I was supposed to go to Ireland this year I would love to see the Northern Lights that's not Ireland I was supposed to it's Ireland this year. I would love to see the Northern Lights. That's not Ireland. I was supposed to. It's Greenland. It's in one of the Linds.

No, it's Reykjavik, Iceland. Linds. It's in Iceland. But yes, I was supposed to go to Scotland this year for a wedding. I was going to say, Ireland and Iceland are one letter off. Just one letter. Yes, but pronunciation wise, like they couldn't be more different. I'm visualizing them.

That's how I got confused. I've been trying to tell you for like an hour that I was supposed to go to Ireland this year to go to a wedding but alas that was not funny I once got an email to go on like an influencer trip to Reykjavik I think shut up and it was like so like it wasn't I don't think it was like a legitimate influencing trip um but I was tempted because I was like I really actually want to go there the thing is though that like and tbg taught me this because he's seen the Northern Lights, you know, like a hundred times.

You can actually go all the way to the journey and the Northern Lights like knock them out. So imagine if you went on that like treacherous trip with like a bunch of influencers and the lights like didn't even show up that night. Yeah. And I did hear that like certain nights in Alaska, you can see the Northern Lights. So like, I think I would try that first. Just Reykjavik sounds so far. Yeah. We'll try Alaska first. And I feel like Alaska is good vibes for sure I've seen the proposal it looks amazing yes I have not seen the movie Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock

you're missing out no I was in the movie theater um I just like don't remember like nothing from the movie theater like went into my brain stuck with you Betty White no like I know they danced around the fire like I know the the like the, but I've seen the movie and I could not tell you one thing that it's about. OK, well, it takes place in Alaska. Quite beautiful. I think that's like the only popular movie that's ever taken place in Alaska. What about Looking for Alaska? It's a show.

Isn't that a TV show? Yeah. And I don't think it takes, her name is Alaska. Yeah. Yeah. So. Semantics. So I feel like we've, you know, circled the drain.

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like I have this thing I don't know if it's anyone else like when I hear a brand new song for the first time it literally goes in my brain like in one ear out the other gibberish like I'm like is this even English like it just it doesn't make it doesn't register so I need time with it and I'm not gonna like people are just so hasty but of course there are songs that automatically stand out and if anyone cares here are mine long story short has a nice beat next up I, I think my beat, my favorite, is Ivy. Because the chorus has a choir. And it's like, when you have a choir, you're automatically just better. Better than everyone else.

No body, no crime. So that is the Hame. I know what it is. I listened to the album. Oh, okay. I was just in the middle of Evermore when I had to turn it off to leave. But the Hame one, like, was good because i was liking the folksy beat but like to me it was just a ripoff of all his money could never save jenny from the devil living in his eye it was the same song so nobody no crime is so good and i can't believe that it's a hame

collab but um it was made better by the fact that i didn't even hear hame on it like for one second they don't actually have their own part in the beginning i think they're like like um yeah or something like they're not like um yeah or something like they're not it's not like Bon Iver like he gets his own verse and bridge like they're just really like background singers um and I loved the song it gives me before he cheats vibes it gives me Martha Divine vibes like I'm gonna kill my daddy's lover like that whole vibe and I just I loved it I loved it I think that it's a very it's it's country obviously it's about like the the the songwriting element but it gives me more like um I don't know like uh I don't know what

the right genre word I'm looking for is but it's like maybe it's like 70s country it's not like pop country I just loved it and there's a harmonica in it and whenever Taylor puts a harmonica in a song like it's automatically fabulous a la. So I like that one a lot. I like it. It's just, it's church bells. It is. It's Jenny. It's the story of Jenny.

It's definitely harking back to her. Well, it's not the story of Jenny. It's the story of. No, no. You're not hearing what I'm saying. No, I know what you're saying. You're trying to say Taylor Swift copied, and I'm just saying she didn't. But it's not a copy.

Like, it doesn't necessarily mean copy. People are inspired. Just like she said how she was inspired by literally American, all-American girl when she was, like, talking about how she likes in country music. Yeah, did she name all-American girl? No, but she's, like, that's the song. So I appreciate when people, like, take inspiration from other things,

but it just reminded me too much of Jenny. And then the final one that I really liked was Willow, which was the, I believe, the lead single, the one she released a music video for. And I really liked the music video. It definitely gave me Volturi Twilight vibes. And I liked, you know, all the metaphors, you know, that one single thread of gold tied me to you.

And she's following the single thread of gold the entire time. It was really quite beautifully done. And I really do feel like the first album and the second album Folklore and Evermore are definitely linked and once I have more time to like learn and study and read the lyrics like we'll be able to find some more connections but they definitely feel like one whole album well also the music video is like a sequel to the Cardigan music video yes but I'm talking about just like the album in general in terms of like vibe rhythm lyrics messaging i definitely feel like this was really meant to be like one whole album you know yeah but also just the notion that she's telling stories that aren't

her own like yes which is what she talked about and i guess if she hadn't put out that disney plus thing we wouldn't have understood it would be harder to decipher evermore but now just seeing it all through that vein of like she's really enjoying like not just writing her autobiographical songs um so i think it's it's pretty cool and i think that's why she named the original album folklore because that's just like passing down stories not necessarily your own yeah and yeah so there's a song on um on evermore i like can never remember the name of the album, Evermore, about her grandma, which is really, really sweet.

And we learned from the Disney Plus special that there was a song about her grandfather on the previous album. So it's just really, it's spectacularly done. I really, I haven't listened yet. Those are some of my, you know, standouts, but it's important to keep in mind when I first listened to Folklore,

I think I skipped a piece. I was like, I don't get this song. are pieces of art they require time don't rush to get like your Instagram story you know screenshot of your notes like ranking up sounds like you're talking to the snitch no oh well you really want to know who I'm talking about yeah so I follow I thought like this is no shade at all but like I just couldn't believe how fast he got it up I follow Feidelberg from Barstool. He's the biggest Taylor Swift fan, and he does such funny content. And this morning, I woke up, and he had a screenshot of his notes giving a score.

I'm like, Feidelberg, how? How? And he gave Nobody No Crime a B-minus. Are you serious? So he obviously just hasn't listened to it enough. The only way you could have your ranking out is if you haven't slept since the album came out, and you've just been listening to it on repeat since then I guess but like even then you have to sit with them you have to listen to it on a train in your home like you have to experience it outside inside like I

just I I think like rankings that come out literally less than 24 hours is insane I think everyone gets at least a week yeah also you have like, realize which songs get stuck in your head, and you're humming to yourself, and then, like, they just become a part of your daily life. You need time. Yes. Time, curious time. Oh, I like what you did there.

I just want to stress enough, like, there was absolutely no shade. Like, big Fido Berg girl over here, I just couldn't believe when I – You were feeling overwhelmed. I feel like you're just feeling overwhelmed. I'm so overwhelmed. And I feel like there is, like, this culture within the Swifties of like, you know, who's going to be the Swiftiest and who's going to like, who's going to get their rankings up first and who's going to set the tone for what's the best song on the album.

And it gets to me. And what the Swifties are going to like really are going to be like the favorite Swiftie songs. You know, and like I'm just on my own journey. Right. And I just, no shade to anyone. Like everyone, do what you feel is right. You can't be comparing yourself to other people. I know. I'm just on my own journey. Right. And I just, no shade to anyone. Like, everyone, do what you feel is right. You can't be comparing yourself to other people, you know?

I know. I'm just overwhelmed. I understand. I understand. But it's such a good album. Like, really, thank you, Taylor, for giving us this experience. We're just, we're so, you know, I could have been born, you know, anytime. But I was born in the same lifetime as Taylor Swift.

And I just think, like, there's a reason. I do. Great. same lifetime as Taylor Swift. And I just think like, there's a reason I do. Okay. That's beautiful. Thanks. Um, okay. Are you ready for our next story? We actually have some great stories today,

and this is just a beautiful story, a beautiful love story unfolding before our eyes. Morgan Stewart sport, Morgan Stewart sport. It sounds like she's like a hyphenated name. Morgan Stewart sport. Yes. Morgan Stewart sport.

McGraw has married Jordan McGraw um at home she posted a photo of their ceremony against a Jeff Lethem design flower wall she said I do to Jordan in a white Chanel gown sickening whilst pregnant like I was in a car or something when I got this information and I just my the first thought that popped into my head is like damn I've done nothing with my ear like gained weight been an animal like you know found myself in some trouble and like Morgan Stewart's just over here like doing the most you know like making a life for herself and I'm so happy for her she's building a life for herself this year yeah and you know it's like I kind of love this trend of like small weddings and even though like it looked so sickening I'm

sure the budget was outrageous because they had this like little dinner with the family afterwards and like that flower wall by Jeff Lethem couldn't have cost less than twenty thousand dollars but like I don't know I kind of love this this like trend of like understated like simple all about the love weddings yeah no so do I it's like for other people like for me I liked my big wedding no but it's like everyone is choosing love over all the glitz and the glam and I think it's a really nice trend I agree and especially and I feel like before corona like we were all so caught up like so fast material items like yada yada yada and now it's like we're just back to like the simple things and the things that matter and we'll get into it but

that's how I really felt about Austin and Madison. Like Madison learning over like quarantine, like this is fun, but like this is not what I need for my long-term life, you know? Yeah. And it's like we're all just learning these lessons about like what's important. And I just love this. I absolutely love this. I really didn't expect this. I hadn't really thought about it, but I didn't expect it.

And so I just some unexpected love unfolding before our eyes. We absolutely love to see it. Like Jordan McGraw is like so lucky. Like he gets to hang out with Morgan Stewart and just like laugh and like listen to her opinions and like laugh and like be entertained and like that's how our husbands must feel about us yeah for sure definitely I actually I was you know our husbands were hanging out I actually overheard your husband say that to my husband and my husband was like you're so right it's such a gift to live with Jackie. Not only is she so hilarious and opinionated and smart and outspoken, but she also gives amazing advice. It's true. Yeah. He did say that. And, and then Ben, to which Ben responded, yeah, no, I feel the

exact same way. Living with Claudia is the best because like one, she makes such a nice home and she like thinks of all the things that I would never think of, like rebuying paper towels. And I just come home every day without blinking. Like I live in a nice place with nice things and nice furniture in a well-maintained home and I really appreciate that on top of you know her being the coolest funniest you know most amazing smart genius girl I've ever met and I didn't want him to you know know that I overheard but I did and you know Zach's phone he was accidentally facetiming me and I heard Ben say and to live with a such a comedian yeah like I'm always laughing and that's so funny because to which Zach responded um no I know exactly what you mean like

you know Jackie maybe doesn't get as much credit for his Claudia because Claudia is so annoying but Jackie's like so funny and Ben was like no I totally agree like we're so lucky that's that's just how I heard the conversation and I might have misheard don't quote me and then they were also just saying like and how fortunate are Bruno and Theo. To have moms like Claudia and Jackie. Yes. That was really nice. And then that prompted Ben to say.

Yeah. And it's like when Claudia wanted to get a dog. Like I didn't even want to get a dog. Your husband? Yeah. Yeah. And Claudia like forced me to get this dog. And like now I pretend like it was all my idea.

And like Theo likes me better. When I know like for sure. Like Bruno. I mean Theo definitely likes Claudia better. As she should. Because if I and like now I pretend like it was all my idea and like Theo likes me better when I know like for sure like Bruno. I mean Theo definitely likes Claudia better as she should because if I was Theo I would like Claudia better because she's a genius and she's beautiful and stunning and smart. And to which Zach said ditto. Yeah but don't quote me. I'm just paraphrasing. Yeah so anyways we can understand how Jordan McGraw might be feeling right now.

No but what I meant. He's just like the luckiest man in the world. That literally like spiraled off so hard. But what I meant. He's just the luckiest man in the world. That literally like spiraled off so hard. But what I meant to say is like, I just feel like Morgan Stewart's like so interesting. And I feel like she doesn't open up to a lot of people. Do you know what I mean? So to be her most trusted confidant.

Yeah, to be like the guy she opens up to and then also like get to father a child with her. Like some people are just born lucky. Truly. Oh my God. I'm really happy for her. And she she looked really pretty like yeah she's just so elegant so elegant and i also feel like we all saw her wedding her first wedding that was like you know the wedding and it was televised and it couldn't have been bigger and more beautiful and she had all of those things and it's like at the end of the day you realize those things don't matter because that does not a happy marriage make right so i just think this is a wonderful display of love i agree true love true love what's that hold on i don't know but it's like a song it's like you're a true friend it's giving me that vibes that true love i don't even know what song i was singing maybe it's an

original it's a jumping off point it is okay you guys do you know what i'm singing it's a david archuleta and hannah montana song right i don't think that's the song what's the dav David, remember when David Archuleta did a cameo on? It wasn't that good. It's funny how the word cameo has like changed so much over time. Yeah. Because if I said David Archuleta did a cameo, you would think he sent a video to your friend for her birthday.

Oh, he did I Want to Know You. Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh. Can't remember anyone's name. Remembers every Hannah Montana lyric since seventh grade. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You smile in the crowd, you stand out in the crowd, you make the best of every situation. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm present and you're strong, I need it for the perfect combination. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I wanna know you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I loved you hanging for one second. I wanna go there, where you go, I wanna find out for one second. I want to go there where you go.

I want to find out what you know. Maybe someday down the road, I'll sit back and say to myself, I thought so. So that obviously wasn't what I was singing. That wasn't the true love song I was singing, but I'm glad we had that moment. Wait, hold on. I just do want to find, there is a Hannah song that starts with true. True love. I don't know what song I'm trying to think of right now. I'm thinking it's maybe not. True friend. No of course. Of course.

You're here till the end. Two three four. You put me in your sad wind zone. Checking me now. I'm into the night. No need to pretend. You're a true friend. Okay, still not the song I was singing, but it's okay. Okay, should I just search true love? I don't know if it's Hannah Montana. There's a song with Pink and Lily Allen. There's Ariana Grande. There's Dove Cameron. Jordan Fisher did a ballad version. True love. Then Dove and Jordan did a duet. By the way, so you know what? Anyone listening to the podcast, if you know what song this is, just like hit me up. True

love. I don't even know what I'm singing anymore. Yeah. Now it's just an original. Okay. True Love by Claudia Oshry. That's the worst thing to happen. By Claudia Oshry. That's like naming your band, Claudia Aschere. I'm so... I was so shook up by yesterday's episode,

and I got a lot of feedback from the Rascal Flatts situation. I just think... I want to say two things. One, I think a lot of people thought that in the episode yesterday, I was finding out for the first time that the band Rascal Flatts is named for the band, not the person. And no, I already knew that. My shock, and I think I found the source of the shock,

was that my whole life, since finding out that Rascal Flatts was the name of the band not the guy I just always thought the name Rascal was a name like a common name and now I'm realizing I was probably confusing it with Randall or Pascal no I don't think so okay are you ready for our next story it's some really interesting amazing content the kardashians will be going to hulu in 2021 okay this is weird like i first of all we totally predicted that they were going to a streaming service i just didn't think it was going to be hulu yeah i think because hulu's like no offense kind of loser i could not agree more it was until the kardashians and by the way by the time they have the Kardashians on they need to figure out their playback situation and not leaving you hanging in the middle of an episode. Yes ma'am get your user navigability up.

I do I think that due to the current state of loser-y-ness of Hulu they want they had the most to gain from getting the Kardashians and so they ponied up to the bar. Any streaming service would be lucky to have the Kardashians. It was a money thing. Whoever gave them the most money is where they were going. And Hulu obviously gave them the most money. Yeah, and Hulu is a part of Disney. So they had the money to spend.

And this was announced during Disney's Investor Day on Thursday. No, I mean, it's great for us. We're getting more Kardashian content. Unfortunately, I will have to spend more time on Hulu in the future, which is just upsetting because as we talk about all the time here, it's just not – you watch on Apple TV? Yeah. Yeah, me too.

It's just – I don't know what it's like on other like Google Chrome or Roku, but it is just not a user-friendly experience like by any means. Yeah. And I just want to – I want to explain the issue that I'm having in case anyone works for Hulu Tech. So I'll be watching a show the bold type and I'm say I'm in season I'm on episode five and I leave get a snack whatever my Hulu exits out fine because I took a long time maybe it was a meal and I come back and I'm like resume watching and I'm at season I'm on episode four at the beginning yeah I'm not where I was yeah they don't have a good memory i agree

there's just something off about like if you should be able to like pause your tv temporarily on hulu without having to like literally take 10 minutes to get back to where you are and more often than not it's just so um all over the place for me on hulu so they're gonna need to figure that out like asap but really happy the kardashians legacy will live on in tv now in the streaming wars and the streaming wars just got even more interesting i mean every week it's another thing you know competition benefits the consumer and here we are just consuming it all and it honestly i was saying before like i could have been born in any time and i'm so glad to be alive in the same time as taylor swift and the streaming wars and the kardashians yeah yes and the streaming wars i

would love to know what the paycheck was, but that information was not disclosed, but maybe it will be one day. I mean, we can guess if you think about it, like what's their value at streaming services pay, they overpay. So like Matthew,

no, not Matthew, Adam Sandler got $300 million to do like what? Like six movies for Netflix, Ryan Murphy and like his whole crew, they got also like $300 million to do a bunch of tv shows so I think the Kardashians are worth at least that yeah I agree I wonder how many seasons they're going to plan to do I'm just so excited what like are they all getting their own show no I feel like

it's just going to be keeping up under a different name unless they own the name which they probably don't and they're going to keep doing what they're doing. Maybe there'll be changes. Like, first of all, I think maybe they'll have, like, bigger budgets. Yeah. And maybe there'll be no commercials. Like, maybe the length, the format might be different. Yeah. So I think it's all good.

I wonder what it'll be titled. It's definitely not going to be able to be keeping up. It might just be the Kardashians, because that's what people call it anyway. Oh, that's true. Also, now this leaves a lot up in the air as it pertains to e because for like the last like five years e has just been like a network that can't get it right in terms of programming but they always had kardashians on and that was always the backbone even the kardashian spinoffs like that always made e like a respectable network but now they're no more lady gang no more busy phillips like no more kardashians every like it's so nice

of you to include busy fill-ups in there i wasn't including in that wasn't a list of like good ones i was just saying like programming that's been like like let go recently but lady gang was excellent they should have kept lady gang um yeah so busy now the bradshaw bunch i'm sure they'll get canceled any minute now so now it it's like the WWE channel. Yeah. Because it's like all the different spinoffs of Total Divas. Yeah. And then like

Daily Pop and Nightly Pop. Yeah. And by the way, Daily Pop is the crown jewel of and Nightly Pop, they're the crown jewels of 8th.

But now with the Kardashians, they're really going to need to step it up. Some more family reality shows. And they're just trying such weird things

like this Kevin Hart's Subway Game Night. What is that? I don't know. I haven't tuned in. It's like a Zoom TV show. Have you watched The Bradshaw Bunch? No but I actually feel like I would like it. I feel like it's probably good. Oh also I don't know if it's a story but you see Ellen has corona. I saw and it's not a story. Yeah she's just not having a good year. I mean nobody is but Ellen specifically but at least she's having a bad year like from her mansion. Totally. In more streaming wars news because Disney was just like dropping so many announcements yesterday. Amy Adams is set to star in an enchanted sequel called Disenchanted for Disney Plus.

Cute. I mean she that movie that's now on Disney Plus with her and Jillian Bell. What's it called? It's not her. It's Isla Fisher and it's called Godmother. But it is so similar and that is just what I was going to say. But it's similar just like Nobody No Crime and Church Bells like they're similar inspired and I like them both and they're inspired like it's inspired but yes because Isla Fisher and Amy Adams look so

similar and now Isla Fisher's in a role that's like so enchanted I just assumed it was Amy Adams yeah no it's literally that movie is enchanted 2020 version and I guess we're getting Disenchanted next year, which I'm excited about. That movie Enchanted was so fucking good. I hope James Marsden is still in it. It was such a great concept and the music like slapped. I just have to say, if there's a recipe for like a decent movie, you know, there's budget, whatever, all these little recipes. As long as you have a pinch of James Marsden, your movie's a hit.

A hundred percent. He made that Hairspray reboot, or not reboot. Oh, he left it all at the Courtney Collins show. Courtney left it all on the dance floor, and it's inspiring as, you know, a thespian myself, it's inspiring, and he really just did the most on that movie. Yeah, no, he's really great, always. He was great in Dead to Me. He's just, like, an amazing actor who I feel like doesn't get as much work as he should.

You know what I mean? I completely agree. So handsome, too. So handsome. And sings and dances. He does it all. He does the most. Also, I didn't even realize this, but Enchanted had earned three Oscar nominations in the

Best Original Song category. Oh, wow. For Happy Working Song, So Close, and That's How You Know. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. I have something to say. You've never seen it? I've never seen Enchanted.

Oh, my God. Treat yourself this weekend. I will. I'm sorry. Alan Menken worked on the soundtrack, so you know it's good. Yeah. Wow. I might watch it also.

Is that where she leaves the fairy land and lands in New York? Yes, and also there is a song that Carrie Underwood sings. Ever, ever after. I actually know that song. Oh my God, the soundtrack is so good. I'm going to treat myself this weekend to watching Enchanted. And then disenchanted will be coming. I kind of have a busy...

Oh my God, I'm having a stroke. I kind of have a busy weekend. Do you? No. I think Theo would love Enchanted. I think he would too. You know, he loves a musical. I kind of have a busy weekend. Do you? No. I think Theo would love Enchanted. I think he would too. You know he loves a musical. He does. You know Bruno still hasn't seen Greatest Showman? Wow. I know. He's missing out. He is missing out. Is it time for the fifth and final? It's time for the fifth and final story. But is it the fifth and final story brought to you by AlkaGlam? Yes.

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she is expecting her first baby with her fiance who is an artiste ben okay i'm having um i know every time we talk about jenny i know it goes down this role it goes so jenny slate is the wife from polka king yes amongst other things but that's what i remember her from and she briefly dated captain america yes okay and captain america wait let me just i'm two for two From Polka King. Yes. Amongst other things. But that's what I remember her from. And she. Briefly dated Captain America. Yes. Okay. And Captain America. Wait let me just.

Two for two. Let me try three. Captain America's name. Is Chris Evans. Yes. Woohoo. We're learning. It only took us three years.

And we're getting so good. So she's pregnant. She's pregnant. She's pregnant. She announced it on. Late night with Seth Meyers. Late night with one of the Jimmys. Yeah. Late night. At night. um she's engaged too so just very exciting exciting news no everyone's been getting it on in quarantine and now we're seeing the fruits of our labor literally

literally you shall bear fruit i love a little bad news it just hits different like in 2020 you know yeah and you know speaking of bad news there were a lot of Bebes running around last night's episode of Southern Charm. There were? Pringle's Bebes. Oh, the kids. Austin's Bebes. The kids.

They're not Bebes. No, they're children. They're campers. They're campers. All right. So TV recap. Southern Charm was on last night and I caught up on last week's episode too. And I have to say, it was a fabulous episode for many reasons.

One, because there was like really a vulnerable moment between Austin and Madison like that was real as fuck like that was not staged like and that was really crazy and then two I feel like every um pretty much every show that was filmed this year is covering coronavirus and the Black Lives Matter movement and I found both of those particularly interesting in Southern Charm specifically because Charleston is like this old Southern town and I guess what was going on in Charleston was so different COVID wise than what was going on here yeah because everything seemed so much more relaxed and it's like for us it was so crazy so fast but then you forget like that was a few places but not everywhere like in March where literally no one could leave your house yeah no a lot of cities and I think they had said this two weeks ago in Southern Charm like some cities hadn't really

been hit yet by COVID when they shut down so they didn't understand as much like what the enormity of it I feel and you can feel that sort of energy from some of the cast members and yeah it did affect how they were able to open up and whatnot so it is interesting to see how people in different cities like experienced shutdowns. And it's literally polar opposite from what we were dealing with here. It looked fabulous. Like they were at the beach.

Yeah, no. And it also, even OC, I felt like was more, well, I guess because California was more similar to New York. Yes. But it is interesting how like, so I think it's Real Housewives of Atlanta,

Real Housewives of Orange County and Southern Charm are all sort of like filming from June right now. And we're all in the same time period, but seeing how everyone is handling it differently. And I really am finding it interesting. Yeah. And then as it pertains to the Black Lives Matter movement, I thought it was really

interesting to see what was going on in Southern Charm. One, because Charleston is this like old Southern town. And two, you know, these people on the show like do have roots in like American John Calhoun, essentially. So I thought that the part about taking down the statue I like I just thought that was fascinating and I thought Bravo had like amazing footage of like this historic moment and I actually like had chills at one point and I thought it was like really well done and like just like the conversations being had around it and

like Leva and her group of friends and Danny like because I just caught up on two weeks ago as well I thought it was like really like a very like interesting and also educational. It's very educational. It inspired me to like learn more about John Calhoun. A lot of stuff that I didn't know. And I was. I just know him as like one of the guys on the Declaration of Independence. Yes.

And I was reading about his legacy. And it said, as I was watching the episode, which hadn't, which was, I watched it like 30 minutes late and it said the removal of his statue was featured on episode five of season seven of Southern Charm. So like Southern Charm is really like a part of history now. I thought it was. It was in the Wikipedia.

Yeah. I thought it was so cool and I really enjoyed it. And you know what? I feel like as it pertains to Catherine, she was like in this situation where she claims she didn't use this emoji to, you know, be racist. And I just feel like she's acting like it's really not a big deal when it is, especially if you remember, like, the climate in June. Like, things were just so different than they are now.

And I feel like she was under so much fire. Like, she got fired from Gwyn's. Is that what it's called? Gwyn's, yeah. Gwyn's. I feel like she really should have used that opportunity to speak out. Like, she's probably the most well-known descendant of John Calhoun right yeah and for a while she went by Catherine Calhoun Dennis she doesn't go by that really anymore she's Catherine Dennis now so I feel like she it was could have been like a

really cool opportunity for her to like speak out about it because her voice carries weight in Charleston especially as it pertains to John Calhoun but she's just like messy like I don't know what's going on with her I don't know what's going on with her and then like the whole thing about how this has like become a fight between her and Danny I wasn't totally understanding. Me neither because she had that face time with Leva and I thought Leva um did like I'm sure Leva did not want to speak to her like after all this drama but I thought Leva was like really mature with her and like very straightforward and like not confrontational but just direct but then Leva like went into that directness about Danny and it's like, why are we equating the Dani situation

with the emoji situation? We're acting like they're one thing and they're not. And Dani's mad. By the way, Dani has ground to stand on. Catherine is honestly not a good friend. And Dani is not only a good friend, but she's above and beyond for years. When they were going back to all those clips,

she's, and so Dani is 100% validated in feeling like you're going through something and like you're not even gonna reach out to me and like I reached out to you like I totally get it but I just feel like they're acting like these two things are like the reason they're equal reasons as to why we're mad at Catherine when it's like no one is up here and like one's down here yes you know yes I agree and but I did understand what Leva was saying it's like you can't control what other people think about you people that you don't know but like what you can work on is like the people who know you and love you and you're not even like tending to those relationships so I understood like where she was coming from but like the

transition yeah but I agree with you that it didn't feel like these two things are equal equal as to why everyone is like upset with Catherine even Even Shep 2 was like being like making it about Danny when it's like this isn't about Danny. It's almost like some people are like trying to skirt around the conversation around Catherine and like what she meant by that emoji, you know? Also, I read a tweet last night that I thought was like a fabulous idea

because honestly like so many people are spending time at their homes and Leva's house is literally nicer than everyone else's house combined. Like she's so successful. We need a Vanderpump rules at republic like isn't that a good idea yes that's an amazing idea amazing idea i can't take credit for it like i saw someone tweet it because i love to read tweets about like the bravo shows because i never know like if i'm feeling like alone or like if how i'm feeling is unique you know yes so that was just a great idea i wanted to put out there because love his house is so nice like they're obviously very successful yeah um so yeah actually i thought it was a really

great like very well-rounded oh but then i also i even liked how they um were filming like uh through the windows like they had everyone had their headphones in but everyone's wearing mics so the audio is good everyone's on the phone and we can see two people it's almost like they're having a conversation i preferred that to the zoom stuff. No, by the way, and the Zoom stuff was very high quality compared to what we just watched on OC. It was literally like Android versus iPhone 12. Right, but it really shows like the different production companies and their creativity around COVID filming.

100%. I just want to give a shout out to Craig because I thought he did such a good job on HSN. He was so cute. And I just, once again, like my disdain for Patricia knows no bounds. Like, she was being so fucking rude and condescending about, like, for Craig, this is a major accomplishment. For anyone, this is a major accomplishment. And, like, she was just, like, comparing it to her.

Like, get out of here. Who even knew you had a line of plates? No. And, like, chinchilla shawls. But she was on Watched, Trapped, and Sly afterwards. And she did kind of backtrack on it being like, oh, I have his pillows in my garden. Like she, she's, I just, I don't ride for Patricia like at all. Conceptually, I think having, you know, this woman on the show just literally makes no sense.

And she's always stirring the pot on like the wrong side. Yeah, I really feel like so much of what Southern Charm was for so many years was just like the men, like this boys club, and they were just like so unfair of what Southern Charm was for so many years was just like the men, like this boys club. And they were just like so unfair to the women. And I feel like Patricia has like allowed so many of those guys to get away with that behavior, you know? Yeah. So the other part of the episode that I thought was really interesting was this love triangle between Pringle, Austin, and Madison. And for so long, like, I really rode for Austin and Madison. Like, I believed in their love.

But quarantine, it really does change people. And, like, you put everything in perspective. And it's, like, Madison spent quarantine, like, spending quality time with her kid. Like, homeschooling him. Like, trying to, you know, keep her business afloat. Whereas, like, Austin's running around town getting drunk. Which, you know what?

That's, I'm not judging. Like, do you. But it's, like, these two people are not meant to be in a relationship. Like, they're just really not on the same wavelength. Yeah. And it's sad because I was a stan. And I'm, it's sad. But now that John meant to be in a relationship like they're just really not on the same wavelength yeah and it's sad because I was a stan and but now that John Pringle's in the picture I'm just like I'm ready to let Austin go and it's like it really feels like Madison and Austin like love each other like I'm sure when they're together having dinner like they're having the best time you know they enjoy each other's personalities and and company

but it is a bummer that their lifestyles are just not compatible yeah and I feel like they've tried to ignore that for two years and now in COVID it's not ignorable yeah um I'm still on the fence about Pringle oh my god no I love him he just like showed up and so we're supposed to like him but he has to like he's got to work a little harder he's funny he's cute and he loved like he loved Madison from like I just like someone who like knows what they want he's like Catherine liked him I remember he made out with Catherine he was like not interested he saw Madison and he's not stopped trying to pursue her since then it's like that is a mature man like I just love him he asked her out on a date he has two kids his kids are so cute and he

was like being so cute making them sausage with egg and cheese like they're so cute they're so that the younger one is so cute like I just that is the type of guy after watching Madison be in this like silly relationship for two years this is the type of guy she should be with yeah I'm just not getting the vibe that she likes him like at all I know but I do like the idea like then like Hunter could join their bunk yeah they could just it would be emerging of the bunks the cutest campers it'd be so stinking cute so So stinking cute. So I'm actually really enjoying Southern Charm. Yeah. I think of all like, and it really is like not fun to like go back in these TV shows to March.

Like it's so depressing. But Southern Charm I found to be the least depressing, honestly. Well, they skipped through like the worst months. Yeah, that's true. They're going really slow in OC. Yeah. Like intentionally. It's like, no, Southern Charm did.

They skipped to the spring when things started to open back up. Yeah. We can do that. You don't need to see how you were like cooking and you know what we saw on your Instagram stories. Yeah totally. So yeah I'm very much enjoying it and that's all I have to say. Yeah really good stuff. You have anything you want to add before we wrap up?

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