The Toast - S3 Ep67: The Beautiful Hump Day: Wednesday, April 15th, 2020

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday. No, Wednesday. Hump day. April 15th. It should have been tax day but here's a bright spot in the darkness that is quarantine. Your taxes aren't due today. They're actually due in July. And instead you're getting money from the government today. Stimulus check. Oh that's funny like on TikTok it's like famous relative check. Stimulus check. That is funny. Live like golden. I'm such like in a TikTok mentality because I'm like kind of a star. Oh, I'm not in a TikTok mentality right now. I haven't talked in like a week.

I think I'm just like week on week off. By the way, I go through the same kind of rhythm and flow. Genesis, you know. So I look forward to getting back on the talk, seeing what the kids are up to. But I was just getting a little tapped out on the talk. It's such a beautiful day in New York though. Stunning. It's not too warm though. So it's not really like Sarah Alfresco weather because you'd have to wear like a down coat. It's deceiving. Unless you're in New York, you know that it's actually like 40 degrees. It's freezing, but it looks beautiful.

The sun is shining. And in the quarantine times, that's all we can ask for because I'm not even feeling sad that I'm not outside because I genuinely don't want to be outside. Like when I walked to the airport this morning, it was absolutely freezing. But in the quarantine times, I actually love a rainy day, you know, because it's like, oh, we're not missing much. I would be inside anyway. Yeah, like watching Twilight. Exactly. Speaking of watching iconic high school series, I'm sorry. Like I watched the toast movie of the day last night, High School Musical 3, and it was everything. Like from the depths of my soul, it was so fulfilling. That's such a good feeling to go back and watch something that really impacted you as

a young child and to know that it still has that same impact. That same resonance. I look forward to recapping it with you guys. What a fantastic choice. I'm so glad for my heart and my soul that I watched the High School Musical trilogy in the past three days. And I highly recommend you do the same. Can I ask you a question?

Because on the show yesterday, we both made a vow. And given what my hair looks like and what your hair looks like, it looks like my hair is au naturale and yours is not. I did not use any heat. I did not use any heat. I used pomade to slick it back. I used a comb. It looks like straight.

Oh, well, now like my hair is weirdly straight naturally. This is my like shower hair. It's so curly. Honestly, that's what my hair looks like now out of the shower, which is crazy though because my hair used to be so curly. Yours used to be way more straight. No, mine used to be like so wavy. Now it's like curly honestly that's what my hair looks like now out of the shower which is crazy though because my hair used to be so curly yours used to be way more straight no mine used to be like so wavy now it's like I'm getting old my hair is changing and it's like so not cute anymore my hair is just kind of limp naturally but if I need it to like look straight I can make it look straight yeah no I mean then you know a little flat iron over your payas like never heard I'm not using

heat me neither no I didn't do anything like but today was such a relaxing morning no it was and I feel like my hair like I feel like it's like an aquamarine when her ears are like whispering compliments I feel like my hair is like thank you aquamarine is also such a good movie such a good movie but it's not on Disney plus and I haven't seen it on any streaming services so justice for Sarah Paxton she's constantly being shafted she's constantly being shafted she wasn't appreciated as the young talent that she was and now it's like over for her i completely completely agree a tragic story she was on that show about models with misha barton and it should have like totally hit but it didn't yeah i forget what it was called but it was like about a model apartment in new york and misha barton was like the aging you know has been model and

was it a reality show no oh scripted show and Sarah Paxton was like the young up-and-comer and doesn't that sound like a recipe for success sounds iconic but no of course since I liked it it got canceled yeah well you're a curse to all good television shows I completely completely agree I went back to input three for the first time in like weeks to watch Vanderpump Rules this morning and I saw my DVR and it just like gave me anxiety I have 11 episodes of Dynasty to catch up on three blue blood Bloods, Two Shots of Sunset. The only thing I really keep up with is Housewives, Pump Rules, and Kardashians. Other things just like they gather dust in my DVR and even though I love Dynasty I'm just like not in a place in my life where I can catch up on it.

I have to say something like so upsetting because you know I ride so hard for Dynasty. This season has been so bad and I watch week to week and I'm like you know suppressing my emotions but two weeks ago Zach and I sat down to watch and I actually turned it off in the middle. I was like I can't watch this. Maybe if I had a stack of episodes I wouldn't be behind it so much but it's been really bad. Well that happened to me actually last night. I've been having this renaissance with One Tree Hill and me and Ben just like stumbled on like a group of episodes that were just unbearable like everything's going wrong and it's annoying like the people that I like like Sophia Bush can't catch a break she's

like stuck in such a bad spot like she's pregnant and like everyone knows about it and she's like my hero and she's just not having a good time and then like Peyton who's like the most annoying character on the show her ever-changing hair drives me insane like she's thriving now and like she likes Lucas and like I'm just I can't watch shows where the people I like like aren't doing aren't thriving I completely agree and the people I don't like are thriving and I don't know if like when everyone was watching it in the fourth season did everybody like Sophia Bush over Peyton or am I wrong like I don't know because I'm not watching it with the group yes that is sometimes difficult to navigate yeah but it just I it got to a point where like me and Ben have been watching like six episodes a night

like after two or three we just turned it off and went to sleep damn also um speaking of watching we did get a a promo code for lovesack which we had said that we were going to do because we've been talking about our lovesack so much this is not sponsored but we genuinely love our lovesacks we keep talking about them so we wanted to get you a code for 25% off. So use code COMFY25. C-O-M-F-Y-2-5. If you want 25% off your love sack. It's been one of the best investments in my quarantine.

And 25% when a love sack is like $300, $400. Like that's a chunk of change off. Yeah. That's a good promo code. Yeah. Not sponsored. Like genuinely we're not making any money from that. Genuinely just trying to make your quarantine a little easier. so actually a lot of stuff happened in like the last 24 hours

maybe the last like two three days that we didn't talk about yet that I actually am really excited to talk about I have a lot of thoughts on the Michael Bublé story okay and I have a lot of thoughts on this Amy Schumer story okay I'm excited to dive in I look forward to getting into it I feel like I have a lot um housekeeping news just from my personal sake. We're recording a new episode of The Redheads this afternoon. I'm so excited. This book has been like a fan favorite. It's a kind of was not a book I had ever heard of or a lot of The Redheads had heard of, but everyone has been absolutely loving it. I'm so excited to chat with the girls about the book. We always do this thing on The Redheads where we cast like the movie version of the book which is actually a great um concept yeah and so half of this book is like 15 years in the uh past and then

15 years forward so we're gonna have to cast like young matt young grace old matt old grace and jennifer garner and i've really been inspired by little fires everywhere because they did such a good job so not only do we have to find actors who like fit the descriptions, but they have to look like each other. So I really look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with. Make sure you're subscribed to the Redheads Book Club. Literally, if you start the book right now,

you could finish it before the episode drops tomorrow because you can't put it down. It's a page turner. It's called Before We Were Strangers by Renee Carlino. And then on tomorrow's episode, Snitch will choose the next book for the next two weeks

because then the next episode will come out the first Thursday in May. There's also a new episode of The Snatchler. If you watch that new Bachelor show that looks like trash but I heard was actually pretty good. She read her and Nicole recap it and they both also read Colton's book. So if you wanted to know what's in the book but you just don't care enough to read it they're going to recap the book and just basically tell you the important parts. And today's episode of The Snatchler is called Listen to Your Snatch. parts. And today's episode of The Snatchler is called Listen to Your Snatch. And I'm just like so proud to be to be part of TNN. That's so funny. And that there's a podcast episode in the store called Listen to Your Snatch because honestly we should all be listening to our snatches. There's

also a new episode of Margaret Joseph's podcast so if you're looking for stuff to listen to there's so much here at Toast News Network. Thank you for being here. So much new episode of Mood with Ward and Elizabeth. There's going to be a new episode of Maternity Live tomorrow. I actually like never watch our show. It's just like I lived it. Why do I have to watch it? But I rewatched yesterday's show because I wanted to show Ben like a couple funny things that I said. You watched the whole thing? Yeah and honestly like it's such a good show. I rewatched something that we said yesterday and I was crying laughing. Yeah and you don't know when you're doing it like am I doing a good job? Is this a funny show? Only until afterwards do you really realize like I feel like I did really

good or I didn't really perform well and yesterday I felt like we had a hilarious show. I agree. Also there's a siren and I'm like so excited because it means that there's life happening in New York City like. But we are gonna mute our mics. Oh we're gonna mute for the siren. Wow I never thought I'd miss a siren yeah honestly the sirens give me um like a really bad sense of anxiety I guess because it's like an emergency's happening but not for the person who like needs the ambulance more for my show which is terrible terrible but what you were saying about our show being so funny and sometimes we don't realize it until after very true and also sometimes what happens is I'll say something really funny and you're already on your next uh thought so you don't process it and vice versa sometimes like

totally like that account toast quote of the day they'll put in something that you said that was so funny and I'm like wow I didn't even register that because I was like thinking about my next thing yeah so when you watch it back there's a lot that might have been missed yeah that's very true very very astute of you to observe um also something that I want to discuss with you I don't know if you're ready to talk about it no I know you're gonna say I know you're gonna insult my son like I can just tell by your whole vibe oh my god not at all look down at Theo and you were saying how he looked like a sewer rat so I just wasn't in the mood for you to disgrace him when all he does is love you it's not his fault that he hasn't like been groomed Jackie

said he he was like okay when he got here he like farted and he just like was looking kind of gross. And Jackie called him a sewer rat. And like, I didn't even say anything, but I just thought you were like going to dive deeper into that sentiment. And I was going to have to defend myself. I would never. I understand these are tough times. Like I'm not using heat on my hair. Like it's fine that his hair is a little overgrown. Okay. What I was going to say and the reason I looked at Theo is because you got stuck in Theo's crate last night. Oh my God. You know, that's happened to me one time before. It's so painful. But like, okay, so Theo obviously was crate trained and we still have a crate in our house just because he loves the crate.

He doesn't need it anymore. It's his home. It's his bedroom. If we, well, we haven't left him alone in the apartment in like six months, but if we ever do, he usually ends up in there. It's like a really good, when we first started training him, the trainer explained why it's like so good for their behavior. And it's just like overall, I don't know, whatever. There's a bunch of reasons for it. I don't need to explain myself.

And now we just keep it in our bedroom and he likes to sleep in there a lot, but like we don't let him sleep in there. We like make him sleep like in our laps. And last night he like went in and we pulled him out and we made him lay with us. And then me and Ben were just like talking and we look around, we're like, where's Theo? He like had snuck back into his crate I'm like no no no but then I was trying to think like I keep dragging him into my house like why don't I go into his house and it was a little hard for me to get in there but like it wasn't anything crazy like I do have a fat back so like I knew that it wouldn't be like easy to get out but I didn't I didn't see myself being stuck like because every time I tried to pull myself out of the crate I it hurt so bad those it's metal bars like I'm in so painful and I have very sensitive skin like if

you pinch me in certain parts of my body like I will feel the pinch for 30 minutes for sure and also you're a major hypochondriac no not a hypochondriac I have a very low tolerance for pain like I I can't take hot baths I have a very very low tolerance for pain so maybe a normal person could have just snuck themselves out but I really really got stuck and honestly I made Ben like shove my phone into the crate because it was too funny not to it was so funny and Ben was filming me from the outside but then we had to like seriously pause and like get me out it hurts so bad actually I haven't looked this morning if I bruise it oh actually it hurts to the touch it really hurt and I was like ready for bed I just what it was like a two second thing that was like not supposed to get me stuck it was really traumatizing and Theo was like get the fuck

out of my face get the fuck out of my face like stuck so close to each other was Theo like concerned at all or he was like that's what you get it was just annoying because like that's when I wish he was a human being like where he could have been helpful like no he literally just sat there and looked at me yeah he was like why is this woman in my bedroom totally that's what you get like leave the kids alone leave the kids alone well I feel as though that's all she wrote it is definitely I spoke to her she said that's all I wrote oh okay great well without further ado without further ado we actually have so much to do today because we're doing gear toasters band from brules recap hsm3 recap so it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and that's true Jackie but you know I feel like we're

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of the episode after we recap TV and stuff. And if you ever want to write into our advice segment, it's totally anonymous and it's deartoasters at gmail.com. Shoot us a note.

Anything from weddings to bosses to whatever. We'll hook it up. Great. First story. Amy Schumer changes her son's name after realizing

it sounded like genital. The I Feel Pretty star revealed her decision to change her 11-month-old son's name on the newest episode of her podcast, Three Girls, One Keith, on Tuesday. Schumer and her husband, Chris Fisher, named their first child Jean Attell Fisher, born May 5th, with his middle name serving as a tribute to their good friend, comic Dave Attell. She said,

Do you guys know that Jean, our baby's name, is officially changed? It's now Jean David Fisher. It was Jean Attell Fisher, but we realized that we by accident named our son Genital. Genital Fisher, which is like a hemorrhoid. Genital Fissure. Yeah, which is like a piece of, it's like something in your ass. Can I just say, like, I've been so connected to this story because when she announced that her kid's name was Jean Attell Fisher, like's a comedian I thought it was a joke like I thought she named her kid genital Fisher like but that

she wasn't that wasn't the kid's actual name like it was just a joke she played on the public yeah and so I was waiting for like the real one and then I found out it wasn't a joke but I'm so glad like she addressed it no totally and she said that she's killing two birds with one stone by selecting the name David for Jean's middle name because it's her father's middle name and it's Attell's legal first name. See there's a reason for everything. Yeah there's a reason for everything. Could you imagine like the schoolyard bullying. Is Jean a boy or a girl? Jean is a boy. Oh okay. Yeah Jean G-E-N-E. You know I know but then I thought it was a girl so I'm like a girl middle name David is like kind of weird but actually not that weird. No not. But it's a boy so it's not weird. It's the Jean gene like that that guy yeah the um the guy from Willy Wonka yeah Gene Davis I want to say

Gene David Fitcher Gene you know what I know what is hold on this is on the tip of my gene Gene Willy Wonka Gene Wilder that yeah yeah yeah yeah that's it that didn't feel like what I was looking for it didn't feel like what I was looking for. It didn't feel like what I was looking for either, but it sounds totally right. No, but it's like according to Google that's Willy Wonka. No, but that is who we were talking about. That's who I was talking about. Yeah, me too. Hold on. Now I need to look at famous Genes. I feel like there was another one. Totally. What was his name? Gene Wilder. Yeah.

Yeah, that was him. Gene Kelly. Gene Hackman. Oh my god, we love him. He's from Heartbreakers. I feel like vomiting. Love his work. Oh my god, love it. He's my favorite Gene. I just love it that Amy Sheen more has a podcast. And you know, when she first came out of the podcast, a lot of people were really hard on her. She gets like a lot of criticism. Like every time she does something, it's because she was like so, she like shot to fame. Like even though she was working as a comedian for so long, she just like, it looked like a Lizzo, like like an overnight success and people were just like so excited for her to fail and I love that she's like in season three of her podcast she makes like a million dollars a season and like she

just doesn't have to work and I just love that for her yeah I love that for her as well because I feel like she really appreciates the fruits of not having to work completely and especially now that she has a kid and she like doesn't want to be away from her son um I've been actually really I followed her on Instagram a little while ago she She just became like so preachy soapbox. And even though I was like agreeing with like a woman's right to her body, like I just couldn't deal with like some of it. It was just like too much.

But I recently followed her back because her baby content is so cute and I love seeing her house. It's so nice. I think she lives on the Upper West Side. Oh, she lives in the city? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she's really so New York.

She's so New York. I love her so much. She's funny. And I just can't wait for whatever she's doing next I think she has like a new series coming out but it's been a minute since we got like scripted content from her that wasn't her special yeah what's her series love Beth I think I saw somewhere there's also something she's working on something um that's like based on something do you know what I'm talking about or no no I don't think so never mind and then maybe I'm making it up. I heard, or maybe that was Pete Davidson.

Yeah, he's working on a TV show like about Pete Davidson, a guy from Staten Island, right? Yeah, he's working on a movie with Judd Apatow. Okay,

okay. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Similar family. Yeah. Anyways, I'm glad that she

righted this wrong. Yeah, no, this is really funny. And it's really funny and like this would only happen to her. And I just,

I, we have no respect, no choice but to respect someone who can laugh at themselves. A hundred percent. And like own it, Lisa, own it. And also, she we have no choice but to respect someone who can laugh at themselves. A hundred percent. And like own it, Lisa. And also she must have done this a while ago

because she was just like casually telling her friends on her podcast. So she didn't make it a big thing. Like, oh, you guys were right. I'm changing, like, cause everyone was obviously calling it genital fissure before, but like she just did it quietly.

Can I just share like a personal life update that's like kind of a big deal? Yeah. I forgot to mention during that part of the show. I've had during the life update part of the show yeah I have had a popcorn kernel stuck in my like back bottom left wisdom tooth for three days now and I have all my wisdom teeth grown in I have a big mouth and there was space for them and they grew in straight and like they're totally fine and normal knock on wood but I thought that like maybe that like that blessing was being cursed and I wasn't sure if there was popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth or that like my wisdom teeth were now starting to give me problems and um I was like scrubbing them so hard with the toothbrush

and I don't have any toothpicks in my house so this morning I picked up some of those like dental you know they look like dinosaurs like yeah yeah it's like a toothpick and floss yeah I picked it up at 7-eleven shout out to 7-eleven and um I stood in the mirror and I watched the colonel come out of my tooth and it was literally like having an orgasm it was like the best feeling in the world like I I want to do it again like it was so exciting what a thrill it is a thrill I'm someone who gets food stuck in my teeth all the time I'm always at the dentist like figuring stuff out I got my wisdom teeth out because of it because if you leave that food stuck there too long it starts to rot not good not good how many of your wisdom teeth did you get out I think I got all of them out because it was like I was doing one do them all was it painful no I mean they just like knock you

out and then you know you have the recovery but I think actually I had a really clean break from them you know they weren't meant for me. Yeah, that's always good. Bends were impacted. So they had to break it and then like take it out piece by piece because you can't pull out a tooth that's not like straight. And he said like the sounding of the crunch was like he, like he was obviously like on drugs, but he hurt them breaking the bone. Like he said, it was a horrible experience. But I got my wisdom teeth out when we were doing the breath.

So a lot of you guys were on that journey with me, you know? And it was like really a short journey I think everyone was just I was like I just don't remember it I took off like one Friday and I was back to work on Monday and like my face was she worked so hard I think I just had a good I had a really good um dentist actually he was like super toasty and he like wanted to come on the show after and like talk about teeth health by the way it was Ben's dentist too right no Ben's dentist I go to Ben's dentist but then that dentist recommended the surgeon to do the surgery. Got it.

Maybe I'll go. He was pretty fabulous. I love a fabulous dentist. I'm not going to lie. This next story is a story, a couple that I never thought would come together, but that I am personally shipping very much. Okay. It's a Reality Steve exclusive.

Reality Steve is the only person reporting this. He tweeted that one of the more random bachelor couples that I can't say I ever would have guessed I don't know how long this has been going on or how serious it is but I can confirm that Victoria Fuller is currently together in Iowa for the week with Chris Soules discuss I love Chris Soules like even though you know he is a big controversy like arguably bigger than ours which is crazy because in my mind ours is the biggest I can't believe like what happened to him like the sequence of his life just like was not what I expected and I really do want happiness for him I just like don't know if this is it I don't know I'm like weirdly here for it by the end of the season I actually really like Victoria Fuller. Me too.

Also, I feel like you learn a lot about a Bachelor contestant once the show is over. And I haven't heard a peep from her. So she's not very thirsty. That's true. And I guess maybe she's really looking for love. Anyone who would just go to Iowa and shack up with Chris Soules, I'm so here for it. And even though what happened, what Chrises like went through was not good like what he did was very bad when we knew him on the show like he was a charming guy yeah you know so

I actually I feel like and they've both now been arrested I feel like they might have a lot in common you know they say actually I agree like it's it really is true that like opposites do attract and in a lot of relationships like it takes a more tempered person to like bring a psycho you know what I mean like not a psycho but like there's just two different types of personalities. It's a yin and a yang. Yeah and I do really see like if this were to be like the truest love story of our time like I do see how like a very calm and tempered Chris Soules like could be the guy to like take down like the wild child Victoria. But not even he doesn't need to take her down but just to balance. Or like settle her down. Yeah. Yeah no it's it's not I mean when I

heard it it was random and like now that I think about it it's not the craziest thing I've ever heard. I just want to know like did she fly to Iowa because it's very frowned upon. Yeah how did she get to Iowa? I agree and she's only there for a week so she's just like traveling around the country. She should stay longer. Yeah. Also speaking of people traveling during quarantine. There's a little Twitter drama going on. Lala and Randall have now traveled I think again. They're in like a new quarantine spot. It's like this beautiful beach house.

I don't know where it is. But they're under fire by a lot of Twitter people. Why are people upset? Because like you're not supposed to travel. But they're using a private plane. I don't know. Like I'm guessing they're using a private plane. I don't know.

But you can do that. I'm just saying that's what people are saying. Like I mean you know I'm like I will go for Lala any day but like if you have access to a private plane like use it. Yeah I guess the thinking is like if you're in New York or LA you could potentially be traveling with the disease. Yeah. And then like starting another hub in wherever they were quarantined. But they were supposed to be getting married this weekend, which is so sad. So, like, maybe they're just trying to do something nice. Probably. Yeah.

But also, I mean, I'm not in the mood to pick up someone's battle. Yeah, and by the way, totally. That's such a good call. Like, even yesterday. Oh, my God. You're so right. Like, even yesterday when we were talking about Erin Foster, like, what she said, sorry, wasn't a big deal. And, like, people were like, I can't believe Claudia and Jackie would defend Erin Foster it's

like why am I falling on like on the sword for like someone else's comment like I make my own dumb comments like that's my cross to wear like I can live with those but like why am I always out here like defending or like coming for people like it's I know it's our job but like what you just said I so wholeheartedly feel like I'm I feel like people are I'm always getting messages like can't believe what you said about like this certain thing I'm like it's literally my job to talk about it but like why am I getting in trouble for talking about someone else's thing that got them in trouble yeah oh I so feel that I'm just not going there like yeah Twitter do your thing do your thing leave us out of it okay this next story Claudia and I have been talking about all morning

because it's really crazy oh my god it's horrible Luisana Lopilato defends Michael Buble amid malicious backlash. She said, quote, I have no doubt who my husband is. So there's a video going viral of Michael Buble and his wife, Luisana. And it appears as though you should watch it for yourself to make your own judgments

because we're not like going to tell you what to think. Tell you what to think. But it looks as though he elbows her and then realizes what he did and like brings her in for like a big yeah no it was just like a hug what he did wasn't bad but it was a very small window into a type of behavior that is toxic as hell like he they obviously they started this live stream and they had both planned on planned on saying hola chicas but she just said hola so when she just said hola he like elbowed

her and gave her a face that like really is not normal and in his brain it was almost like he's so well trained in hiding that type of behavior that he instantly looks like ready to play it off as a joke you have to watch it we'll post it on our instagram it's just a very worrisome video nothing happens she doesn't get slapped in the video like it's just worrisome video. Nothing happens. She doesn't get slapped in the video. Like it's just worrisome. The face that he pulled after. Because like an elbow can be different degrees of like force. You know so it wasn't so much elbow. But it was the face after and the dynamic.

And then just like the aggressive pulling of her in. Anyways people have obviously had their thoughts on the video. And she has put out a statement defending her husband. She said, we get together every day with my husband to stream live and bring a bit of joy, entertainment, and hope. And we have to deal with hearing and seeing from ill-intentioned people who come out saying things about our family without knowing anything about us. And she's, you know, saying that it's not,

there is no negative thing happening there. I mean, this is just like a really hard story because I feel like if what she's saying is true and there's nothing bad there, then it's sad that everyone is, you know, assuming these terrible things about her husband. It's not that sad. The other way is sad.

Both situations are sad. One is much, much more sad. Right, like the possibility that she's in a relationship and is now quarantined with someone who is potentially abusive and now the world knows about it uh but he wrote that statement yeah so it's awful and here's just a reminder that if you are quarantined with someone who is physically verbally financially or otherwise abusive please reach out there are hotlineslines. You can DM me on Instagram. Just know that it's not normal in any way.

And you should seek resources. Yeah. This whole story gives me the biggest pit. It gives me the biggest pit. Especially because we're quarantined. Yeah. Like, obviously, an abusive relationship is horrible on a normal day. But on a quarantine day, I can only imagine that it's worse. Or, like, an abusive parent.

Like, anything. An abusive home life is just horrible. Hor I mean the video is watch the video and decide for yourself but she's saying that you know there was nothing nefarious going on and that you know people are taking it and making it something that it's not that's possible because people myself included we love to do that yeah but I don't know I just saw something in the video that really did not rub me the right way I agree okay Bethany Frankel actually helped Leah McSweeney get on Real Housewives of New York I mean that's not shocking because they're two fabulous women so I just started following Leah on Instagram because I think she's fabulous and I'm all about

her and I saw Joseph's tagged her so that's how I found her Instagram yeah same and then I saw that she posted a video it's like a cute little Bravo clip. Asking how she got on the show. And she said actually I got on through Bethany. But that was it. And I was like oh interesting. But now she's being interviewed on Darren Carp and Liz Cully's podcast. Called Scissoring Isn't a Thing.

Which is a hilarious name for a podcast hosted by lesbians. And she explained how she was quote psyched. When Bethany Frankel randomly began following her on Instagram. She said then actually I got a text message from our I have a facialist that I've been going to for a very long time who unbeknownst to me is also Bethany's facialist. Who's the facialist? I would love to know. Oh I don't know but she does great work.

So she's like you know Bethany Frankel wants me to ask you if you would ever be a housewife of New York. McSweeney said it was the weirdest text message she's ever gotten but that's how her name was given to the hit Bravo series. She also said she still has never met the skinny girl mogul and probably won't anytime soon because she has since unfollowed her on the social media platform. Quote I don't think it's a personal thing. I don't know what it is. You know whatever but I mean I only have gratitude towards her. That is so interesting. Also so I started following Leah and her clothing line married toried to the Mob, is still...

In business. It's still in business. I just assumed that it wasn't. But it is. And it's so cute. And I'm all about it. I love Leah. I'm so confused about this whole story.

Was Bethany casting like a replacement? Was Bethany at first planning on staying on the show? And like she was helping producers bring someone else on? Or was she like just throwing someone in so she could bounce? Maybe like a combination of all three. But you know her and Andy are super close and maybe she just wanted to help them find someone who would give that sort of balance and rational thinking to the cast.

And like if she is like really replacing herself because it does feel like Leah is, you know, Bethany 2.0, then she should have some say in who that person is. Of course. And it's kind of how Jill Zarin zarin thought that they brought heather in to replace her because heather was like jewish and like outspoken and andy said that was in fact not true they couldn't be more different they couldn't be more different but i could see how jill zarin would think that i do because she's like such a narcissist and thought like the whole show was about her and they needed a replacement but the

whole show really was about bethany and they do need some like very outspoken cool girl replacement and i think that leah is i mean it's only been one episode but Leah's doing a great job she I love her I know she would have to do something like so crazy for me to turn on her at this point because she hasn't even done anything other than be herself and I just like who she is like I can just listen to her talk I like her interviews I like her bucket hat I'm just into it she hasn't done anything other than be herself and be friends with Tinsley and like honestly her staunch defensive Tinsley like couldn't make me hate her because I hate Tinsley um but it doesn't and that just proves how great she is you know what else is interesting though so Bethany recommended her but then she met Tinsley

and came in as Tinsley's friend so is like are Bethany and Tinsley still friends enough that like Bethany would say hey meet this girl yeah there's a lot of like press right now and I don't know if it's just like people being bored and making up stories or actual beef between like production the housewives and Bethany um but I hope that's not the case because I would really like in my wildest dreams I hope that she would someday come back we talked about this story on Monday how Bethany said something and apparently the cast and the producers are so upset pressed about it I think it was a page six exclusive so I think it was really like Ramona and Luann going to page six and like saying because they're upset by what she said because she talked about how the ratings are not good and they're making it like more than it was I'm sure the girls are upset but I don't think

Andy gives two shits not not even one um also talking about like the sadness that is Real Housewives of New York is making me so excited because tonight is the premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills it is yeah we get Garcelle and then Sutton. They keep referring to Sutton as a housewife, so maybe she just comes in later. Sometimes that happens. Like, I don't think they would bring on, like, well, sometimes they do bring on two new housewives in the first episode, but, like, sometimes we start to meet someone,

and then by, like, episode four, she has a diamond. Yeah, that happened with Catherine Edwards, and who was on at the same time as her? Eden Sassoon? Yeah, I think they brought one of them in later on but then also they do weird things in Beverly Hills like remember Miss Marissa Zermer who was being tested one season they were gonna make her a housewife the next season but they just wanted to like introduce her she was so boring that first season she never made it as a housewife yeah on my time hop I actually just got a notification like five years ago um I was

shopping at Bergdorf's and I ran into Marissa Zermer and I asked her for a photo that's so crazy yeah so random that's so weird how did you even I barely remember her she was the one who's like dad was a father-in-law that's a stretch was like a big big guy in in Hollywood like in the movie industry and her last name Zermer means something means something it's like if your last name was like paramount i don't know or like wine steve okay big and final story a little content news because that's all we've been craving nbc universal is officially entering the streaming wars with peacock peacock launch today wow so peacock will become available for comcast xfinfinity X1, and Flex customers across the

country beginning tomorrow, which is today, April 15th. NBC Universal executives expect it to be available to all eligible customers by the end of April. It doesn't cost anything extra on top of your regular bill. This is an early preview of the ad-supported subscription service. Comcast still plans to roll out peacock to non-comcast subscribers on july 15th originally comcast and mbc universal were going to use the 2020 summer olympics as a tie-in for a bigger peacock launch but that is no longer the case but good for them for still getting it out yes so right now they have like 15 000 hours

of content i think and they are doing like this slow roll out doing it first to their existing subscribers and then more and more and more um and I mean this is the time for more streaming services to pop up so there's no time like the present and I love that it's free like especially because it's by NBC like bitch I pay cable like I have spectrum like I do all that to make me now pay more would be annoying and the fact that they're like honoring my cable bill for a streaming service I really appreciate that's like HBO also like I really appreciate that I don't have to pay for another I pay for HBO cable like that should get me into HBO whatever yeah go now or whatever it's called this is this is exciting I'm excited to see what content they do have I feel like we've

been talking about it for so long but like it's hard for me to parse out what's NBC HBO this is gonna have the office uh is it it's my understanding that it was going to because I'm seeing um some of the shows included are Law and Order SVU 30 Rock Friday Night Lights Jurassic Park E.T. and Ray I'm not seeing anything about the office but that does not mean that it's not did I tell you that I started the office is still on Netflix though yeah not mean that it's not part of it. Did I tell you that I restarted The Office? The Office is still on Netflix though. Yeah no they took it off. No Zach watches it all the time. Oh does he? Yeah. I thought it was like a

frenzy. It got taken off for a streaming service but maybe I'm wrong. I think it's still on Netflix. Did I tell you that I started it? No because you knew better. I had watched like the first three seasons in high school like in an attempt to like be funny because like boys were watching it and I just thought like I wanted to have something in common with boys and it was like whatever and I restarted it and you know what I can't watch it like the camera I get that it's supposed to be filmed like a documentary or

something but it is such a shaky camera like I literally could vomit watching it like Michael through the blinds and then like the camera's twisting like I actually want to vomit it makes me nauseous I'm so sorry anybody else have that problem I'm so sorry maybe you should stop watching it speaking of streaming services I know I come on here a lot and I talk shit about Hulu because like literally it's one of the worst streaming services just in terms of navigation like I will like be watching One Tree Hill go and get a snack and somehow I'm three episodes behind like it never can remember my place and just like the navigation is terrible but I spent almost all day on Hulu yesterday and it really is really like up there for content yes but it is really annoying that like if you want to pause and come back,

you're in Siberia. Like good luck finding where you were. But honestly, it's like the only platform I can open now and like find stuff to watch because it has all the Jersey Shore, which I'm watching. It has all of One Tree Hill and it has Songland. Songland. Oh my God, you guys.

Did you watch the first episode? Yeah. It was so good. Okay, can we get into our TV recaps? Okay, without further ado, now it's the TV recaps. First up, Songland. Lady Antebellum on the premiere episode of Songland, which is the best, most talented show on the television.

I'm obsessed with all the judges. I don't know who I love more, but I think it's Esther Dean. She's just so... Oh, I'm a Ryan Tedder girl. Like, I think Ryan Tedder's so talented, and I love his work, and I love Shane, and I love his work, but there's just something about Esther's personality where I just want to be her friend, you know. Yeah. And she's so talented. Yeah. Anyways

Lady Antebellum on Songland was everything of the sort. Now in the end I understood why they chose the song that they chose because it's the song that they came there for. A summer bop for the amphitheaters. Amphitheaters yeah. But I wish that they had also taken the song The Long Way Home. Oh I totally disagree. I thought that Ryan Tedder's song was the best one. And you know what? It was a little unfair because all of the songs, and I get that songs change.

All the songs sounded pretty similar to the songs that they came there sounding like. But Shane McAnally, there wasn't one word that was the same from that girl's song. I'll drink to that. Like every word was different. It was more reggae. Like it was just, he basically wrote a new song and now this girl gets a singing writing credit because

that's how the show works. But like he, it wasn't really fair. Like he wrote a new song. Yeah. But I mean, that's the writing process you take. It's still the same idea, which was her idea for the song of like Champagne Nights. But that was their idea. Her idea was just drinking. That's a country song. That's not an idea. No, I would agree. Also, her original song sounded just like Rich by Maren Morris. I thought the same thing. Yeah, even the new one sounded a little bit like it. Yeah, no, Zach and I were sitting on the couch like, we're like, we know this song. Yeah, I had the same thought process.

I just, I love the concept, like the premise of the show. It's like so pure. And you would think that like I would find the parts in the beginning boring where like other people are like who I don't know are singing songs that I don't know. But like I get like teary eyed every time these people come out and sing songs. Like it's just so nice. When that guy was saying that he performs at the montage in Park City and they were like, oh my God, I know you.

I was freaking out. Yeah, that's crazy. I was like, that's so crazy. No, that's just like weird coincidence. I also just love Lady Antebellum and I feel like I never really get to hear them talk like they just sing I know and like Lady Antebellum at like it's it's so they're so interesting to me because they're one of my favorite bands of all time but like the music speaks for them I feel like I really don't know them on a personal level like I do with some other artists you don't know

the dynamics of the band really but no sometimes I Sometimes I get the dynamics. I know. And I wish I didn't know them. Just like from them being on stage. But they're just. Together they're magic. Yeah. And I thought the song The Long Way Home. Like it wasn't the song they came there for. They needed a summer bop.

But I would have loved to hear them just have it for their next album or whatever. Because I thought it was so beautiful. Yeah. No. It always. It gets to the point where there's never really like a clear winner like I'm always like shocked at what they choose but I think that Lady Antebellum gave a great reason they're like I'm not not choosing this song because I don't like it it's just not what we

need in our catalog right now which is such a good answer and like you can't feel bad losing to that yeah they do need that like I mean now there is no amphitheater tour but you know everyone needs that boppy summer anthem that's like you know it's summer nights y'all yeah that's not the best rascal flat song but it's the one we play when we want to get turned up exactly it was just a really good episode I love Lady Antebellum and all the episodes are good but it's really nice to um watch an episode where you know that the artists are also songwriters oh they're such songwriters that third guy who is the Kevin Jonas of Lady Antebellum yeah is like dripping with talent yeah It's so crazy. When he was just like talking about the stuff,

it was so impressive. So like even last season, like some of my favorite episodes were random only because I know that these people are actual songwriters and they're not just like saying, like, and I love the Jonas Brothers, but like their episode was a little boring because like Nick was just like trying really hard to prove

like he is a songwriter when like Kevin and Joe were like, we're not, we're just like here to have fun so I really like when like the songwriting is the focus of the episode and that's like Lady Antebellum they said we all started as songwriters and then we ended up like becoming a band but I love when like songwriting as the art is like made it's the foray of the whole thing yeah so it's never I mean I knew I was gonna love the Lady A one because they're like top five of my favorite artists but sometimes it's like I love the Meghan Trainor episode and she wasn't she's not even like one of my favorites I'm so excited for next

week Louis Fonzie oh was he next yeah and so I'm really excited just I've never I don't know him that well I'm excited to get to know his personality and see what songs they choose because like Despacito is you know everything they have we could get the next Despacito on Songland they have amazing um people this season Florida Georgia Line, Ben Platt. They had good people last season too. But like I just I'm loving the respect. Like it's an honor to be chosen to be on Songland. Because you don't have to be just like famous.

Like you have to be talented. Yeah. No if you're not watching Songland. You guys are truly missing out on one of the greatest shows ever. I agree. It's really like Shark Tank is what I feel like it is. You know it's like Shark Tank for the music world. Also it's one of the shows that Zach and I watched together. Yes. And I think we have to stop because it's like you know how we fight over Shark Tank

because I'm just trying to talk like oh which song would you choose? This song sounds like this. And he just like can't. So I think I should start watching it alone. Also just like a weird thing that happened in the episode when they turned Losing You into a duet and they brought out that girl from the Goldbergs. Oh, I don't know her. Yes. Okay. She is like such an interesting character. She was on X Factor for singing.

She was the daughter on the Goldbergs? Yeah. Are you sure? Positive. She does look like her, but I don't remember her name being Haley. Yeah, it is. Hold on. Interesting.

Let me double check that I'm right because I've been following this girl. Everyone was like, Haley. And I was like, ugh. Yeah, because it's NBC'm right. Because I've been following this girl. Because everyone was like, Hayley. And I was like, eh. Yeah, because it's NBC. Hayley Orantia. Yeah. So she was on X Factor. I think she was put in a group.

And then she never made it far. And then she got cast as an actress on Goldbergs. And has been thriving now as an actress. But she keeps popping up in other places, doing random singing things. So I think she's really a singer at heart. She was excellent. Yeah, she was.

It was a nice, it was a nice touch. I honestly, Lady Antebellum could have, like, done all those songs. And also, they kept on saying, like, oh, it's going to be, like, Heartbreak or Downtown. But to me, those are kind of the worst Lady A songs. They're, like, the cheesy singles. Downtown is the worst song. And I'm sorry, because Shane McAnally wrote it. And they were like, yeah, we made, like, the amazing Downtown.

And I'm like, damn, that just should not speak for your work. Because Downtown is one of my least favorite Lady Antebellum songs. Yeah, the song or like even like Bartender. The songs that they release as singles are the worst ones. The songs on the albums, the slower ones are the best ones. American Honey. I feel like at a certain point they need to realize like we just want to cry. Like we don't want to like.

But they're obviously leaning into like the data. And the data is telling them that people want trash. Yeah, like Luke Bryan is doing well. Yeah, yeah. And so they're like, hell yeah, all right. When she was singing that song, I'm like, that's a song already. Yes. That's a song called Hell Yeah, All Right.

That girl who wrote, who ended up writing the winning song with Shane McAnally was so cute. She reminded me of like Shawn Johnson. She looked like. And also Giannina. Aubrey O'Day. Yeah. She was 100% Aubrey O'Day. She like could be a star like she was like she lives in Nashville she's like cute she's talented. Okay. She's not going

to be but I'm just saying like she could have been like she could have been like a like there's like a million you know. Oh it's not a story but Russell and um Kaylee Dickerson are pregnant. There was weirdly a lot of stories this morning I actually had to I had to get rid of some. That never happens. Most people are surprised but I happen to be related to a psychic named Olivia who actually told me like three months ago that she thought Kaylee was pregnant, just like the vibe she was getting. Maybe it's her pregnant girl intuition, but I'm really happy for them. Yeah, they see each other.

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So check it out. And thanks for sponsoring today's episode. Before we get into Deer Toasters, we have to recap Banner Pump Rules. Because Deer Toasters to me is too distracting. I can't think of anything after it. Yes it always has to be last okay Tom and Katie's second week Vegas wedding the whole episode was truly boring as hell for me um I genuinely thought that at first that the bra was like a real thing and I was like oh my god and the fact that it ended up being planted by Lisa is like low-key a really evil prank to play not even evil it's so inappropriate she's their boss like and I'm sorry like you can try and fool me Lisa like I know you don't wear bras like that like I'm 25

and I don't wear bras like that like only porn stars wear bras like that and I know that you don't like that was like an attempt for you to make me think you're something that you're not no it's just an attempt at like making it was like the most scripted sort of reality television and Vanderpump Rules has always prided itself on being not that because it really just generates itself and the whole episode was so scripted it was like a long ad for Vanderpump Rules cocktail garden and I mean I and the suite I'm glad for them that this aired during quarantine because like watching them in Vegas I didn't care where they were going I was just jealous jealous jealous and loving every minute of it like I want to get on the zip line in Vegas I've never wanted to do that in my life no it also made me realize like if I found out today that something happened

with our paperwork and me and Ben actually haven't been legally married for the last three years, like, I would be excited. I would do the same thing. Like, I would go to Vegas. Like, that's, that actually, the premise of the trip was actually really, really fun and sweet. A hundred percent.

Like, but, and it was a great crew, but yet nothing happened. Why didn't they go anywhere? They just went to Vanderpump Rules for dinner. It was a great crew, but, like, why was Max there? I have no idea. They needed to tie into the old crew and they needed someone to sleep with that Vanderpump Rules for dinner. It was a great crew. But like why was Max there? I have no idea. They needed to tie into the old crew. And they needed someone to sleep with that Vanderpump cocktail garden girl.

And they should have invited Dana. Yeah. Because she's actually friends with everyone. It made no sense. Or they should have invited everyone. Like that would have been so fun. I was really like team Kristen when she was crying to Sheena. Like I felt really sad for her.

And I also like I pretty much have agreed with Stassi up until this point like Kristen needs to make better choices and and start to grow and and until she does that I just don't want to be around her that much but like leaving her out of your wedding when she was a bridesmaid is so drastic and so hurtful and I just don't think it was so necessary because at the end of the day what she did is is annoying sure but it's not like that that evil like it's just so random yeah like the meanness I don't know what it can't be the fact that Kristen is making poor choices when it comes to Carter like that is this is a dramatic reaction if it's just that yeah and also it's like okay I understand Kristen's making poor choices so we're gonna cut off. But the fact that like she's so desperately just wants their friendship again, like should

make them be like, okay, if you like give her a chance. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Like maybe they would cut her off. People do grow apart, but like you don't grow apart from someone who desperately wants to be your friend still. No, but you're right. The whole episode was really just an infomercial for like Lisa's partnership with Caesar's

Palace, like the general manager wanting to come on the sweet thing like her with the keys like it was just so stage and like I'm really getting I never thought I would say this like I'm so over the show and even watching like I can tell like Jackson Brittany like more so Jax like he's so over it like he's checked out of everything like he goes to Vegas and he parties but he is just not into it it's not because it's not about him like even at his wedding he was just like not into the filming acts uh a part of it like they're over it I'm over it like it's just at this point I'm liking the younger people more which is crazy which is crazy I just can't believe they went to Vegas great crew and absolutely nothing happened right the idea for a Vanderpump suite at Caesar's Palace is an amazing idea amazing

like it's gonna be so cute it's gonna be like Villa Rosa yeah and that's everyone patch wrap parties are gonna stay there it's genius it's really genius I'm happy for Lisa and her business but as far as like the whole episode and it looks like next week we don't even get Bo proposing because there's drama so now that's gonna be a four-week lead-up for a proposal so the whole season's about a proposal no it's dramatic that no it's it's pulling teeth yeah also I did think it was kind of weird how Lisa very graciously like flew Tom and Katie out but she was on the

Caesars plane. Like why didn't she just bring the rest of the group? It was only like seven more people. I don't know. And then Lala and Randall

were already there. Because they obviously flew private the day before. Right. I just I don't know. It's so weird. It was really not a good episode.

Like it was really testing me. Oh except when they had the fake Sheena from Vanderpump Garden. That was so funny. And when Stassi was like I thought she was gonna get on the bar and sing sweet as silver I was like laughing at first but I was like wait that's not the song I'm like oh that's the point Jackie

literally me too because she's like bootleg Sheena yeah but that whole scene with like her waking up in Max's bed was the most fake thing ever like why wouldn't Max be facetiming his boss no when he has a girl in his hotel room it was so planned that that they were going to call about invoices. Then Max is going to say something about trashing the room. So Lisa wants to see it. She's going to see the hand in the bed. Like it was awful. Awful.

Like it was a sham. It was a sham. It was insulting to our intelligence. Agreed. And I'm so annoyed that I changed my TV input for that. Also Tom Sandoval referred to himself when he got up as the king of extra, and that call you made about him trying to brand himself

so he could write a book or have a podcast or a tour is so true. It's so true. Love that. Yeah. Okay, to your toasters. Our advice segment, you can email us. HSM3 recap.

You're so itching to get to your toasters today. I don't know why. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Talk about to your toasters. Let's talk about HSM. Sorry. Okay, HSM3, you You're like so itching to get to Deer Toasters today. I don't know why. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Talk about Deer Toasters. Let's talk about HSM. Sorry. Okay.

HSM3, you guys. The culmination. It's funny. I've seen the other two so many times. And I've seen HSM3 a lot because I knew every single song except for the few random weird songs that just did not hit. Like when they gave Gabriela her solo like Gotta Go My Own Way song. But it wasn't Gotta Go My Own Way.

They tried a little gospel thing and just it did not stick. It fell flat. it fell flat the movie itself is so good because we finally get the production value of a theater movie because the first two were made for tv dcoms and they were good but it's not it's not movie theater budget no and some of the scenes some of the numbers were show-stopping like the I Want It All Sharpay and Ryan like oh my god it was like they just had money oozing out from everywhere they had a little too much money because they gave us the boys are back in that junkyard which absolutely nobody needed like the boys are back like where are they back from even Chad and Troy are fighting like Chad is like literally the least understanding least

compassionate friend ever like he's so one-dimensional he's like basketball like you can't be in drama and also do basketball and Troy Troy is just like saying like, you know, there's more to me than that. And Chad's like, how could there be more? It's just like, I can't believe they've been friends since kindergarten. Right. Anyways, eventually, like in all the movies, Chad gets on board. Of course. What was Martha up to?

Oh, Martha has become head cheerleader. And they did this so subtly. And I actually love it. Because in the first movie, she's a brainiac. And they're telling her to stick to the status quo even though she likes to pop and lock and jam and break and then by the third movie they don't even mention it but she is head cheerleader for the East High Wildcats versus West High Knights game that's beautiful and then when they're doing the senior year musical and the main cast members are there practicing then Martha comes in and she's like I brought some backup dancers and she obviously brings

the whole squad and then it really gives the senior year musical like the gravity that it needs that's that's actually beautiful it was really beautiful and subtle you know and Disney I don't think they're really known for that neither am I um I loved watching like the characters develop like first of all Sharpay's like wig and extensions like from the first movie to last movie I think she's literally wearing a wig in the first movie. By the last movie she has like you know that real 2008 long hair wavy that like Miley Cyrus used to have. And it just it brought me back. And it was good hair. You know they got that good quality hair. And even Vanessa Hudgens, her style in the first movie, you need to see the shoes that she was

wearing. Can you please google Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical 1 outfit? I hope you can see her shoes because they were atrocious. In what scene? Oh she wears the same shoes the whole movie. They're like jazz shoes with a kitten heel. They're crazy. They're crazy. But then by the third movie like her flower child Coachella personality has really like you know influenced some of the styling decisions. That's fabulous. And she really is such a cutie. And now Zach and Vanessa, I was reading a relationship of their timeline. They were dating. You were reading a relationship of their timeline?

A timeline of their relationship. They were dating the whole time the movies were being filmed. And like by movie three, like they're so in love with each other. Like I swear, they should have had the two of them say, I love you in the movie

because I think it was just a really good example of a relationship for young kids. Yeah. And I think that they were truly in love because at the end, like when Troy's on stage and he was like I've chosen basketball and it was like he's like and theater everything and he's like and I've chosen the person that makes my heart so happy or some shit like that and he goes to Berkeley to be closer to her and it's like he's got the best of both worlds you know yeah i mean either they're really really good actors

which i don't think is the case or they're truly it's oozing out of them and like we've said that's what makes the difference between a very very good romance movie and a fucking stellar one because these two people can't keep their hands off each other right even their kisses are just like good kisses as opposed to stage that's why i think like the whole 50 shades thing was like a huge failure i completely completely agree. If those two people had been obsessed with each other,

like we would, it would just take the movie to another level. Or even had like any sexual chemistry. And that's why I think even Hunger Games, like it's like

who did she even end up with? Who was she in love with? I don't even know. They were both so random. So random. She ends up with Peeta. Which would never happen. They couldn't have

had less chemistry. And also her and Liam Hemsworth. I wish. Like I feel like they definitely kissed. They definitely hooked up on set. Yeah. There was more chemistry between them. Yeah.

Which is why you like rooted for them. And he's hotter and taller than Peeta. Yeah. So anyways. Overall just the whole thing. And I think back in the day we used to think that HSM2 was like the dog. Yeah. The failure.

But I loved HSM2. I think maybe at the time i didn't appreciate it because like maybe we were still living in the suburbs and i had beautiful vistas to look at but now i'm like this country club situation like it's so stellar the songs were so good it's it's so good and i loved how they really made it different from hsm1 then by hsm3 miss darbus is back and she's really like the moral compass of the whole franchise you you need to re-watch it just for her because like i think you would have a deep i think justice for miss darbus i think i am miss darbus is what should have been served all along sharpay is still like so self-centered and nothing redeeming about her in the third movie but at least she like keeps it

contained to just herself but people were like i think justice for sharpay comes from the third movie I was like oh she must like maybe she was the one who like flew Gabriella back from Stanford or something right no she's still all about number one she throws Ryan under the bus so many times and there's never any redemption now I think I might watch Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure to see her character arc okay but um I love that at the end um ultimately Kelsey and Ryan get scholarships to Juilliard and I can't think of two more deserving people yeah Kelsey was like the quiet hero but she wrote all the songs and they're fabulous songs and she deserves to go to Juilliard agreed um in the first movie when um during auditions she's wearing this v-neck t-shirt from Urban Outfitters that had like this crazy pattern on it and I had it when like the movie came out and like I never in my life felt so cool wow I'm

like Kelsey I'm like you see that shirt? Yeah I have it. It's from Urban Outfitters. Sickening. Sickening. Honestly that was a fun trip down memory lane. It was so much fun so I don't know

if you're participating in Toast Movie of the Day. I'm not. I'm going to tell you guys what I'm watching tonight to continue this trip. Tonight I will be watching the Hannah Montana movie.

Oh that's beautiful. And then after that when I get around to it I will be watching the last season of Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana forever. I'm actually in the middle of it on Disney Plus. Disney Plus is such a fabulous. It's so

fabulous. So if you want to watch along with me I'm so excited to watch Hannah Montana the movie. It has literally been one of the like forming. For sure. Like foundations of who I am as a person and I look forward to to seeing her again. It's also the first movie we went to at midnight like in theaters that came out on a Friday and we went at Thursday on 86th Street. There was literally not a seat open.

It was so crazy. It was so crazy and I thought I left my iron on the whole time and I was like had a pit and it was unenjoyable but then I saw it

two more times in theaters so that I could like you know undo that feeling but I still remember it. I don't want to rush you but like is it time for Dear Toasters now? It is time.

Okay. Dear Toasters, I need some advice. My boyfriend and i have been together for about two and a half years we lived together and our quarantine was going surprisingly well until last night we got in a blow-up fight drunk of course and now we haven't really spoken i'm sure you two can imagine how hard it is dancing around each other in a one-bedroom new york city apartment what would you do to reconcile in your mind how you how you'd recover if you didn't get back together I'm worried I said something in anger that will never recover from have you ever said something brutal in a fight and come back to it I hate being a downer during

this period but you feel like my friends and always keep it real but make me laugh and I just want to know how you'd cope help a scared and sad scene PSS merch drop is everything of the sort and retail therapy is what I needed xoxOXO, thank you for the laughs. Okay, thank you for writing in but I need to know what you said. Yeah,

and here's the thing. I've said things that were like super harsh and not like hang over us and that even like to this day it's like that thing that I said but it always comes

from some sort of truth, you know? Yeah, of course. Even though I wish I hadn't said it because it hurt your feelings, like that is how I felt.

Of course, no, no, I only say things for the most part that I mean so even though like I've said some really mean things to men and he said some mean things to me actually not really I'm usually the one who says the mean thing but sometimes I've said it and it's just what not what he wanted to hear but what I needed to get off my chest and

I really don't have regrets about that yeah there are two people in this relationship and I understand that your feelings are hurt too but like I obviously was driven to a place to say something yeah and also it's probably a nicer way to say it but the sentiment that you're feeling it's like that is actually how you were feeling so unless you said something that completely you don't mean then that's actually easier because you can say I didn't mean that I just you know saw red and I wanted to say the meanest thing possible yeah I need to know what you said yeah that's really tough to have that sort of fight during quarantine imagine like breaking up during quarantine and then you're quarantined.

Oh my god, that's awful. I need more information, sis. You ought to write in and let me know. I'm sorry. I can't get advice to things that are so general. I understand you not wanting to tell us. Just think of like the worst possible thing and she said it. Well, like what is it?

I cheated on you or I think you're ugly? Think you're ugly. Like it wouldn't be I cheat on you. That's like she did something bad. Yeah. And if she didn't do it, she could say I made a mistake. Right, right. Yeah. okay um just work through it like even if you want to break up with him like just wait till all this is over and also sometimes just like you need time so if you

guys need to stay in separate rooms for a day two days like let it blow over this too shall pass if you're meant to be together like you guys will get through it sometimes fights make your relationship a lot stronger because you've said the thing you the other person knows how you feel and now you they can work on making it better and changing that thing that upsets you so much so fights aren't always a bad thing um in fact more often than not it's a good thing like when you're not fighting in a relationship it's not a relationship yeah that's true it's like a friendship and in the words of garen headlong and um gwyneth paltrow in the iconic movie country strong which maybe i will watch tonight. Timing is everything. Yeah.

And how does that apply? You had said timing is everything, and I tried to interject with that quote, but, like, you wouldn't let me because you had, like, something else smarter to say. So I just, like, wanted to get in my quote with, even though it doesn't make sense. You were saying, like, take time apart because sometimes time is everything.

Yes, beautiful. Okay, next up. Thank you, Claudia. That's beautiful. Dear Toasters, I have become really close with my neighbor who lives across the street. She's about 65 years old and a widow of two years she recently discovered instagram

and has been talking all sorts of people stalking all sorts of people she now thinks she has been talking to carlos santana romantically she came to my house a couple weeks ago with a pizza saying carlos ordered her three pizzas to her house i don't i didn't think much of it until i realized he probably had to ask for her address to order pizzas to her house oh my god i texted her but she didn't reply the next day i went to her house to have a talk with her about the whole thing she let me in and i saw that she was playing santana youtube videos on her computer she was smiling and singing along it was so sweet and she was so happy that i couldn't tell her she doesn't have a lot of family around so this is so this carlos person whoever it is probably means the world to her however i am concerned

about her safety because she lives alone with her dog who was everything who was her everything just passed away any advice on what I should do sincerely a concerned friend oh my your concerns are legitimate like if someone from the internet is asking for your address it's not just to send you pizzas it's to come kill you oh my god that is so upsetting well this is so pure her dancing around her kitchen listening to carlos santana like maybe it's carlos santana i'm sure this my first like at first i want to be hopeful so i want to say like i feel like between all of the toasters in the universe like someone has a direct line to carlos santana and can find out if he's talking to like maybe carlos santana's married and like this woman is like his mistress. And we're out.

I'm fucking tired. So it's like, Carl is in town. I'm like, get to call. I listen to this podcast. And we're like blowing up his spot. And he's like no oh my god that is so funny like i'm sure it's not i hope to god it's that situation oh my god that is so funny i actually can't breathe oh my god you have to tell this woman like honestly but

what can she do the guy has her address now just keep an eye out i don't know this is a good episode of catfish yeah but it's like the catfish i guess they have their addresses and you know things could get crazy maybe like get her a home alarm system or something yeah or like i don't know a guard dog a rottweiler or something but let's also check in with carlos santana you know what we can find out if he's married yeah google it also this is gonna be crazy who is carlos santana oh you know him it's just he's a musician it's all in the game no he's featured on that song that's what i thought um carlos santana relationship let's see i think he is married wait that doesn't relationship isn't a good keyword I have to

marry or wife yeah yeah that's good or husband actually well yeah Carlos he proposed to his drummer in 2015 oh that's so cute he's married no no okay so he married oh yeah no he's married to Cindy Cindy Blackman Cindy Lauper no okay well honestly you need to protect this woman like this is really not funny and like this is why i don't know i think we have a scandal on our hands i would love like not to break up a marriage but like if this was carlos santara yeah um okay final one oh this is good to my favorite ashley sisters an mlb pitcher recently dm'd me on instagram we talked for a few weeks and then he started texting me it's not super flirty and he's kind of weird

i'm an accountant who is busy i don't respond super quickly and he's busy with his business outside of baseball so we maybe send a few texts every few days i'm interested in him but don't know what to do to keep his attention or be more flirty also i don't want to be too all over him please help a toaster out you're the best this is such a tough time to be texting with an MLB player because like you can't go on a date obviously we used to know a girl who like had a business of like DMing um famous basketball players yeah all and actors too and then like like sexting with them and like ending up like getting to meet them and like going on dates yeah it wasn't a business like she no like it was a hobby it was a hobby where she would just like hook up with famous athletes and famous people um no I think it's a tough time to be

like texting with an MLB player that you can't go on a date with because like you said you need to keep his attention I think he probably gets like any nude photos he wants at any time and like you probably want to date him I'm assuming um and that's a lot of pressure that's just a lot of like whether you want to send nude photos or not like it's a lot of pressure. That's just a lot of, like whether you want to send nude photos or not, like it's a lot of pressure to know that like that's something that other girls are sending to him. I have no idea. Like I've never been in this situation. No, me neither.

And like you have so much time to fill with conversation. Like you don't want to burn out. Less is definitely more. I just do your absolute best to be like so funny, so smart, so charming

while also being very like subtle and like hard to get. I don't know. I'm like so bad with this. Also, that sounds like a lot of work. And I feel like actually what my work here is like going silent, you know, and then he'll be like,

oh, what happened to her? And then like, that's a good way to keep someone's interest to be like a little mysterious. But if you're an MLB player, like I'm sure like you have a bunch of girls, like some of them respond to something. I'm sure they all respond.

I'm sure there are some that don't. That's possible. I'm sure there are none that don't. So like you could differentiate yourself by doing nothing. This is very exciting for you. I know. Did you slide into his DMs? It was on.

She said he recently DMed me on Instagram. Oh, so he likes what he sees. Interesting. Well, that's good. I would love an update. You just got to like bide your time, like play, like run out the clock of quarantine. Yeah, exactly. The shot clock is running down and just like dribble.

Dribble. Just like your Nathan Scott, just dribble. You got to, The shot clock is running down and just like dribble. Dribble. Just like you're Nathan Scott, just dribble. You gotta, gotta, gotta get your head in the game. That's the best advice. And you know what I love about High School Musical? What? All of them. Like they always, they keep referencing back.

Like it's so meta. They, like in every movie after the first one, they're like, we're all in this together. And then they'll be like, what team Wildcats? What team Wildcats? Get your head in the game. Get your head in the game. Get your head in the game. And it's like they're referencing themselves.

And even the last song in the movie, it's high school musical. They're singing a song about the title of their trilogy. Oh, that's cool. And it's really meta and self-aware. And I'm all about it. That's funny. I like that. I think that's it.

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