The Toast - S3 Ep69: The One About Music: Friday, April 17th, 2020

Episode Date: April 17, 2020

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. I have this microphone here that makes me feel like Christina Aguilera on the Disney Family Sing-Along last night, and I'm not afraid to use it. Hey, Claude. Yeah, she was the only one prepared with her equipment, not her janky little big-town iPhone video, so we appreciate and respect a queen who has a studio in her house, much like us. Yes, she was prepared technologically speaking, but she did have the lyrics on that little music stand in front of her. But you know what? I also respect like the fact that she wants to get it right. I also, I agree that she had her own little music stand and she still flubbed a few words and you know what? I don't care. I don't, I don't care. I don't care at all. We're going to talk about the ABC Disney family sing-along. It is a story. I want to get

all of your thoughts. I watched 45 minutes of it. I missed your Little Big Town thing. I'm sorry that they triggered you. I know that that's really difficult for you to see Little Big Town on your television. It is. Thank you for respecting my boundaries. And that's really all you can ask for a sister. You know, we'll get into it because I have a lot of thoughts. I watched so much TV last night. So I was excited. I was literally up all night thinking like, what am I going to say? Because it's very stressful to watch TV that you plan on recapping. Cause like for the most part, everything I watched last night, I just want to enjoy and I don't want to be writing notes. And like sometimes when I'm really feeling like on top of my game, I start writing shit down,

but I was just tired last night. And I'm just like when I'm really feeling like on top of my game, I start writing shit down. But I was just tired last night. And I'm just like, I'm falling into a slump. You know, the quarantine is a Ramona coaster. And I'm just like, this week has been one big downhill slope for me between like everyone just annoying me and everything being like ugly. Like I just can't. Okay. Well, yesterday I filmed my day in the life quarantine edition Patreon video, which will

be up on our Patreon channel today. And like, I think it's interesting. I think it might be like super depressing. It made me realize that like, this is so sad. Like it's so sad. This video also, I like kept dropping my phone. I just dropped my phone all the time during quarantine. So like the quality of the video just gets progressively worse because my camera is like breaking. It's so strange. But I think it's actually good content. I know it's like me cleaning my shower. I think you got some good tips.

I did my manicure and I feel like I'm actually becoming like an at-home manicure expert. So I'm going to share with you guys some of my tips and tricks because I have like one or two tips and one or two tricks. I think maybe yesterday was also a little bit of a downer for everyone because in New York, we got our quarantine extended another two weeks, which I think we all knew. I never expected to be able on May 1st to like run out and lick the subway. But something about it being so formal from Governor Cuomo's sexy lips

that made it really depressing. No, it wasn't sexy whatsoever. It was deeply depressing. Yes, it's another two weeks, but it is another one whole month from where we are at right now. And I never expected on May 1st that I could be like dancing in the streets and we would have a black party. But I did think that like things would start coming back to normal. And I am devastated by the extra two weeks. And I don't agree. and I'm very upset. I'm devastated as well. I think that I always thought June 1st would be like the breeding ground of somewhat normalcy. So we're still on. No, I thought June 1st. Oh, okay. But we're still on track. We're still on

track. But I just, obviously you always hope for something a little better than your expectations. You know, you set a low bar so that you're not disappointed yet. Here I am disappointed. Yeah. And it's just like, that's still so far away. That will mean that we have been truly, truly quarantined for two months and like things are getting better in New York. Like the numbers are going down.

We are finding the curve. So like in two weeks, why couldn't we just go get us on Sarah Fresco? I can't wait at a 50% at a 50% restaurant capacity. Yeah, no. I mean, if we are flattening the curve, like Dr. Burke's wanted us to, then we should like, I guess still do what we're doing. So like, I get it. I'm just annoyed.

Like I can respect the decision. I feel like if I say I respect the decision, like I respect it. I started to sound like Vanessa Hudgens. Yeah, no, I mean, it's terrible, but inevitable. I can't, you guys, like these are, and if, I mean, if it is May 15th, that means we're only half of the way through. Like this is actually the worst time. This is the worst time.

And it feels like the worst time, you know, it's very much adequate. I'm feeling so down, and I don't want to be negative. I know that people love this podcast because we are just a beacon of light. So I will continue to try, but just so everyone knows, I'm struggling, and it's really the little things getting me through. Yesterday, Passover being over, that was a bright spot on a cold, stormy day, and I had cookies. Oh, and oh my God. Wow. I literally like just woke up 20 minutes ago and I had a dream that the gas in my building was back on. And for a second right now, I thought that it was real. Wow. I'm so sorry for you. Did you see the meatless

bolognese I made last night? Yeah. It was hard to look like I wanted it when I had bolognese made of real meat. Oh, I wouldn't even know the difference. It was so fabulous. And your meat is always like undercooked. And every time you make a bolognese, it like looks good on Instagram and then you tell us it was bad in person.

So it's hard to really want yours either. Excuse me? Literally, how fucking dare you? I literally said one time my penne alla vodka tasted like vodka now you're throwing that in my face is that the kind of sister friend and co-host you are yeah i guess just now that i had like my own bullionese um i'm just not gonna take shit from you that it's not good enough you know i'm just i don't understand um like you're not a vegetarian but

you eat a lot like a vegetarian because of like kosher restrictions but in your house do you have kosher meat like why wouldn't you just make it? No, because, because your husband bought up and between your husband and Olivia, they bought up all the kosher meat in Manhattan. I can't get one ground beef crumble. So I had to get vegan meat. Well, you know what? I actually, I actually liked it better because I don't have to worry about cooking it like properly because it's pretty much ready. You just have to make it warm. So I didn't have to cook it in a pan before I put it in the meat sauce. I just had to heat it in the meat, in the sauce. So no, I just would like to speak on one of the allegations you just made about me and my family.

I don't know if you're aware that like me and Ben went to the grocery store to get meat like four or five times before we actually could get it. Like it's not something like that you could just go and get, like you have to really want it. And it sounds like you don't want it. No, because I have made alternate plans and you know what? I am living like a meatless, a meatless life. And I'm just like walking the line as Joaquin X drew for me, Joaquin Phoenix drew for me. And I feel good about that. You know, that is good, but you should just make sure you're getting all your iron. I don't want to see bruises on your arm. I'm living a plant-based diet. I feel really good about it.

I'm glad. Just don't hurl accusations on your plant-based diet that I'm somehow eating all the kosher meat in New York because that is rude and people are going to care for it. But you, okay, yeah, no, obviously other people are eating kosher meat in New York because that is rude and people are going to care for it. But you, okay, yeah, no, obviously other people are eating kosher meat in New York, but it is very hard to come back. And you know what? I have a lot of things like on my list of things that I need and kosher meat is like number 20 and I'm not even past like number three. I need Clorox wipes, except a toaster sent me a huge bottle of Clorox wipes and has saved my quarantine. That's really generous. See, that's where we differ. Like kosher meat was number one on my list for like two weeks before I actually got it. When you see me like clean my shower, you'll understand why I needed Clorox

wipes. I think it might be really painful for people to watch because I'm like, it's like, it's as if I'm using a toothbrush to clean my entire shower. What's wrong with your shower that it needed to be cleaned so badly? It's just like soap scum, you know? If you leave it, it's wet and then it's dry and it's wet and it's dry and it just like gets kind of dank in there. And it's my favorite part of the day. So I want to make sure, like showering is my favorite part of the day. So I want to make sure that it's as premium as possible in these quarantine times.

I thought you meant that cleaning your shower is your favorite part of day. I'm like, wow, you're correct. In fact, cleaning my shower is my least favorite chore of all the chores that I've chored. My least favorite chore that I used to do just sporadically in between the major cleanings, but now I find myself doing almost every day is just the floors. Like there's so much dust, so much crumbs. And I think I'm hyper aware of it just because of Theo and I don't want him like eating dust bunnies, but also New York is so disgusting. Like I live in a very clean apartment and literally every day there's new dust bunnies gathering in the corners.

Dust bunnies. We have a dust bunny infestation. Like our apartment, I just, New York is so dusty. contestation. Like our apartment, I just, New York is so dusty. It's, it's very bad. It's no good. It's bad. Yeah. It's bad. Okay. Well, I feel like without further ado, oh, there was one thing I wanted to mention because we spoke about the Draper James contest giveaway brew high yesterday. And I got some clarification from the teacher toasters And the quote unquote giveaway was initially not billed as a giveaway or contest. It was enter here, teachers enter here to win a Draper James dress. The teachers had to give all of their information, like their teacher ID number, like very in-depth personal stuff to win this dress. And it turns out they only had 250 dresses and they weren't prepared for all the teachers. Then they started to give away discount codes so teachers can buy dresses and teachers are

like, we can't buy these dresses. So the teachers were pissed. And I understand it. And so Reese did the right thing. She made a donation. All's good. Yeah. They literally said in their Instagram caption, nothing about contest or winners.

They literally just said wall supplies last. And you assume that a company that's like, you know, backed by Reese Witherspoon, like has enough dresses to at least meet most of the demand, not 3% of the demand, less. Yeah. So that's that on that. Justice for the teachers. JFT. Okay. Are you ready to get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And yes, I am. I am. But I can't help, you know, noticing in my Zoom reflection, like how beautiful and glowy my skin is. And not to brag, but it has a lot to do with one of our new sponsors, Naturium. Driven by the belief that high performance skincare should and can be non-toxic, skin compatible and affordable, Naturium was born. Their mission is to create safe, clinically effective, biocompatible products that deliver visible results with prices ranging from

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Disney singalongs show with when you wish upon a star Beyonce surprise, Disney fans and music lovers everywhere. Thursday evening by popping into the entertainment juggernauts, Disney family singalong on ABC quote, I'd like to dedicate all. I'd like to dedicate to all of the healthcare workers who've been working tirelessly to keep us healthy and safe. She explained before her rendition of When You Wish Upon a Star, adding, we greatly appreciate you. Okay. This was so beautiful. I turned on the show right as Beyonce was singing. So I was just feeling so blessed to have caught this. And I want to talk

about the special. Okay. I want to talk about Beyonce really quickly because you know I'm like a newfound member of the Hive, and me and Ben were watching the Disney thing, and we were just pretty much fast-forwarding through things that looked shitty, and then we stopped because even though Beyonce's quality was nothing of the sort, like really looked like she was filming it on retro cam,

I didn't care. She literally, like me and Ben were just like silent. Like we were dumbfounded at how beautiful her voice was. What a special song, you know? Like, it just brings back so many memories, like, as a kid. And to hear, like, Beyonce singing it flawlessly, like, she was really excellent and brought another – she raised the bar, you know, for everyone around her. She did. And so, overall, like, I don't know what I had in mind for this special.

I think they did a pretty good job with technology and like making it less of like just Zoom at home. You know, everyone filmed like multiple different angles and dance moves and almost was like harmonizing with themselves at certain points. So I thought it was really good, except that it was made completely and utterly for children. Like this was not for like big dopes like us

or like nostalgic millennials. Like this was for parents who have children who don't know what to do with them and just got an hour of reprieve yesterday. And I am so thankful for them. Cause like, I, I think about those parents who are quarantined, who are quarantined home with their like tots, you know, not babies and not, and not young adults. They've got tots on their hands. They got multiple tots.

And that is a lot of programming for a parent to have to do 24 7 and now the parents are the teachers yeah no i totally agree i felt like stupid watching it with like the little bouncing mickey mouse at the bottom like going from word to word it was so dumb but even though it was made for kids there were a few things on there that were genuinely made for me. One of them was being, was Tori Kelly singing colors of the wind, like so fucking beautifully. Like that song is like, you forget about it as a classic Disney song, but it really brings you chills.

And she is just like a star. Like her voice is everything. I really, really enjoyed that. I also obviously really enjoyed the Gaston rendition, even though like everyone was off their AirPods, like we're flailing about. And the piano guy like was singing another song the Gaston rendition, even though like everyone was off their AirPods, like we're flailing about and the piano guy like was singing another song than Gaston.

Like it was a mess, but it was fabulous. I agree. Gaston was pretty well done. Thank God for AirPods, by the way, like what would everyone be doing in these situations without AirPods? Everyone was wearing AirPods,

literally even Ryan Seacrest. And it seems like Ryan Seacrest had like a very small TV crew in his apartment, in his wherever he was, because it was legit and it should be because he was the host. I just wish there was more consistency with people's technology. Like, to be honest, it was really cute. But like Thomas Rhett's performance was like a vocal disgrace. And like, I just needed everyone to have the microphone that Christina Aguilera had or Tori Kelly had. Like, even Darren Criss's was really good, but, like, where was the mic? Yeah, no, he was truly using Zoom. That was, like, the first full one that I saw.

And I was like, oh, my gosh, this is a lot. Like, this is a lot. But I want to talk about High School Musical because we were really excited about it. Like, High School Musical has just been everywhere recently because it was the toast movie of the day, the trilogy. And, like, Vanessa Hudgens, she respects it, but it's inevitable. And they were teasing that Zac Efron would participate. And I said on this show, like, Zac Efron will not be getting down with the Wildcats. And I was right.

Now, here's my conspiracy theory. Okay? Are you ready for it? Zac Efron, like, he is Ted Bundy. He's Philip Carlyle. Like, he's not getting down with the Wildcats. That is no longer in his contract. They made it seem as though he's, like, too remote to film a dance video

that could sync up with the other dance videos. So he sent, like, a really sweet message because I don't think he wanted to be seen as not participating at all. But I think my conspiracy is that they like lessened the quality on his video message to drive home the point that he's in such a remote location that he, that is why he couldn't participate. Where is he exactly? I don't know, like in the woods somewhere? No, I definitely agree that like he wanted to be a very small part of it. Like he wanted to make it seem like he wasn't an asshole who's like gotten too

big for his bridges in Hollywood to like remember where he came from, but he didn't want to be a part of it with everyone else. Like just to, just to emphasize that there's some sort of separation, like he's not Lucas Graviel, you know? Yeah, no,

he, he's not. And even I would say the second most successful person is Vanessa Hudgens from, um, and he's not Vanessa Hudgens, you know? Like, he is, he's elsewhere in the Hollywood sphere. I do want to mention, I don't know if you saw,

in the dance medley at the end that was, once again, uninspiring and a big letdown, Charlie D'Amelio was there. Okay, Charlie D'Amelio was there. There was a lot of great cameos, and you know what? Even though, like, it wasn't in a gymnasium and everyone wasn't wearing like red and white track suits, which is like what I had envisioned in my heart. I know that can't happen. Um, I will say like, I did get some chills, uh, at certain points. Now, some of my favorite cameos were obviously the D'Amelio family was kind of random. They had the high school

musical, the musical, the series cast, which was really perfect, except NeNe was the only one who didn't have AirPods, and she used headphones with a string. So I just think that that should be noted. The cast of Descendants was there. Dove Cameron, I saw her. We had Poppin' Lockin', Jammin' Break,

Martha Cox with her kids. So cute. So cute. Do you follow Poppin' Lockin', Jam jam and break on tick tock i don't but she comes up on my for you page she really leans into her high school musical glory and the pop lock and jam and break of it all so like it's really premium quality content interesting interesting um oh and ashley tisdale i feel like she just kind of gets like i you forget about her in the high school musical realm.

Yeah, no, I mean, it was just like really cringy. You could tell that all the parts were filmed separately, like they were scripted and they were piecing together. Like they weren't actually having a conversation. It was like, you know, Lucas Grebe like, I agree. Yeah, no, I know. And like Corbin Bleu was like the narrator of the group. I have something to say about corbin blue. He was looking hot Yeah, he looks good. He looks really good And I like that he was like dancing around in his room with all the high school musical posters Like that's obviously the room where he goes to cry Also raven simone was there. She did not know the lyrics and she could not be bothered Okay, I have a major problem with celebrities who sign on to do things.

Maybe they're getting paid. Maybe they're getting not. And they just like, don't do the homework. Very similar to like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, not knowing any of the words to Taylor Swift song when she brought them out to her stadium show in Nashville, the song is literally called Tim McGraw and neither one of them bothered to

learn it. And to me, like that seems like you have no respect for like the people that you're working with. And I don't like that. I agree with that about Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, but, like, Raven-Symoné 20 years later doesn't need to learn the words to We're All In This Together. Like, she got the gist, you know? No, I agree.

So, like, why did they have her? Because she's part of that Disney legacy. Where was Hilary Duff? Ooh. I feel like Hilary Duff is like not on great terms with her Disney cohorts. Ever since like the rise and fall of the Hilary Duff reboot that like got canceled. Now it's back and then it's canceled. And like she was pleading.

She was like begging for it to be on Hulu. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know either. But anyways, I ultimately, I thought it was cute. I'm so happy for the parents who got that hour for themselves. And, you know, people, they're trying. Michael Bublé showed up and like.

And ruined it. And ruined it. I need a break from him. A major break. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. You don't really look ready, honestly.

Well, I just put on lipstick. I like do the toes to have my vanity, and I can't like be in front of my makeup and just like not futz with it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm doing it for my vanity also, but I haven't had that temptation to futz with myself yet. Well, I'm like hating the lipstick, but I don't have any wipes here, so I think I have to keep it. I think it looks nice.

It just looks weird to wear lipstick. It's like you don't put lipstick on a pig, you know? It's like weird to put lipstick on a face with no makeup. Yeah. Are you wearing no makeup? I was wondering what your makeup routine is for Zoom. Nothing. It looks good.

So I'm like getting less and less by the day. So today I'm just foundation, mascara, eyebrows, concealer, lip. Soon concealer is going to go. Eyebrows and mascara and foundation will always stay. Unless I'm just going to – at a certain point I'm going barefotched because like I don't even want to put on makeup anymore. Like I want my skin to heal. It's like that meme like we are the virus.

Like what could my skin do if I stopped tinkering with it every day? Yeah, it's like everyone in quarantine has been able to, like, get their hair in a better place, their skin in a better place, and we're missing out. So I'm now fully diving. Like, I'm not putting on makeup until probably June. Yeah, especially hair. Like, I'm already done with my heat tools. You know, I should put them somewhere because they take up a lot of space in my bathroom.

Like, I can just set them aside because I have another month without them. Yep. I just, I just, I just. Okay. Princess Beatrice has canceled her wedding amid coronavirus pandemic. Princess Beatrice and fiancé Eduardo Mapelli-Mazzi, ooh, like matzah, have officially called off their wedding in light of the coronavirus pandemic. The couple, who were set to wed at St. James Palace in London on May 29th, with a reception hosted by Queen Elizabeth II to follow at Buckingham Palace, confirmed the news on Thursday.

There are no plans to switch venues or hold a bigger wedding. They aren't even thinking about their wedding at this time, a spokesperson for the couple told People. There will come a time to rearrange, but that's not yet. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks, but you know what? She's a princess. At least she's not losing out financially. Doesn't the taxpayer pay for it? Let's give a story about a real girl who lost her wedding. Great, a princess. There are so many, you know what I would do if, um, if my wedding were canceled, like in and around this time, I was thinking about it because, because so many people, like when we were talking about the Aaron Foster thing, they were like, what would you do if you couldn't have your wedding?

And so I thought about it and I would pick a weekend and I would say, everyone, we are going to Las Vegas and we are getting married because I wouldn't want to spend that money again, the money that I lost. Like I just couldn't, I couldn't part with it twice. So I would say, we're going to Las Vegas this weekend. I would invite anyone from the wedding who I was going to invite and we are getting married in a chapel. Yeah. I would definitely get legally married around the same time that I was supposed to get married

regular just because like, of course a wedding is like about the party, but at the end of the day, it's about the actual act of getting married. And I wouldn't want to delay that. I could wait for a party, but not, I wouldn't want to wait to like start my life with someone. So I would, I don't even know if you can go to city hall, but like I would go to city hall. I would get married legally and then figure it out later. Like parties can wait, but like marriages cannot. Yeah, I agree with that. I just like couldn't go if like, if my wedding was canceled just a few weeks before it was supposed to happen, it means I've gone through all of the stress of planning a wedding. And I just, I wouldn't be able to do that again. Not even for a party later on. Like it just for me personally,

and for people who can do it, like they're just stronger than I am, but I wouldn't be able to, I would say, okay, not meant to be, we are going to Las Vegas, which we should be going there anyway, you know? And you know what? Maybe this quarantine has helped a lot of brides realize that they're like marrying the wrong man, you know? Oh my God. I wonder if like they're taking it as a sign. Definitely. Oh my God. If we have any Corona brides out there, let us know. Right into deer Toasters next week. Totally. Okay. Next story. Brett Eldridge has poured his life changes into a brand new single. Quote, this is the best I've ever felt.

Brett Eldridge released new music today after years of just being MIA. And the song Gabrielle, co-written by the artist, reflects the rewards and realizations of his lengthy self-improvement journey. Quote, I wasn't going to come back into the public eye until I thought I had something very important to say, and it's going to mean something. It's been three long years since Brett Eldridge has recorded new music, but don't think one of country's most soulful crooners had to shake off any cobwebs when he finally returned to the studio. Quote, I stepped into that booth and the first song we nailed it. One pass. The 34-year-old hitmaker tells people exclusively.

Quote, it was the most excited I think I felt in a long time. Happy for him. Happy for me. So crazy. Who just goes out and goes MIA at the height of their career? Before this, he had released such a stellar album. It's one of those albums you could listen to five years from now, 10 years from now, and it's still just like beautiful. And he is so talented vocally, like such a weird thing for him to just like take a

step back. I feel like that's probably a smart thing to do. I'm so excited. I didn't even know he was releasing new music today. I knew that it was coming. I just didn't know when. I have missed him so much. Like I have the biggest crush him, and I'm really excited about this. So he released actually four songs today. I started to listen to Gabrielle, which is the main song, before we were recording this, but it's just too emotional, and I just wanted to set it aside for when I hit that Quarantine vibe later. Did you add it to the playlist? Oh, it'll be added to the playlist, but first I have to listen to it in full just to make sure. Speaking of incredible new music, though, Kelly Clarkson came out with a song yesterday that was just everything of the sort.

And she came out with a song in, like, multiple languages. It's her new project. It's called I Dare You. And if you hadn't heard the song yet, like, you're missing out. If you haven't heard the song yet, I dare you. I dare you to listen. It's so good. Anyways,

Brett Eldridge has previously described many of the substantial life changes he's made in his quest for self-discovery, taking up meditation and journaling, undergoing therapy, reconnecting to the outdoors, and perhaps most shockingly

in this day and age, giving up social media and going to a flip phone. Ugh, I wish I had a flip phone. I just wish I had a flip phone so i could like fucking slam it when someone like it's cuomo calling me another two weeks in quarantine flip agreed completely agreed um anyway this is sweet this is awesome yeah i mean like i'm i'm happy for him truly know that i am i'm happy for us that we're getting new

music I'm happy for him that he took the time to like make himself better at the height of his career I'm sure that's a really difficult thing to do and um now we're getting new music in quarantine which is just like such a gift in this time I am so appreciative of artists who are still releasing music during quarantine because so much has stopped for people and music is one of those things like at the beginning of quarantine I wasn't listening to a lot of music I was watching a lot of tv now I just like cannot get the energy to put my tv on like it almost makes me sad I don't know why so I turn it on at night when we have stuff to watch for the toast but like during the day I'm really listening just to the Quarantine's playlist like all over the house so I'm really grateful for people who are still releasing new music. Like I really, really appreciate it. Yeah. Well, you know

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quote, tone deaf to release new music during the pandemic. Yeah. What? OneRepublic frontman Ryan Tedder says he feels it's tone deaf to release new music during the coronavirus pandemic. The musician, 40, that's interesting, explained in an interview with USA Today, not that I see age or anything, but if I did, I would say I thought he was younger. No, I don't see age, but when age shows itself to me, it's shocking. Yeah. He said in an interview with USA Today

that his band recently released a charity song, Better Days, about this time and space we're in, but only on the condition that the profits be donated to the Red Cross. Quote, I feel weird saying, come buy my stuff, check me out, he said. Meanwhile, people are sick and dying. It's very tone deaf.

He added that it's also, quote, really hard to get anyone to pay attention to new music right now. And noted that OneRepublic's latest album has been delayed indefinitely until fall. I mean, okay, I don't think it's tone deaf to release music at all I think music is very healing for some people but I do think it's hard to get people to pay attention to new albums and I think trying to get people to pay attention to new albums is tone deaf yes I as a like a one republic fan it just seems like anything that they want to do just keeps getting delayed. And so that's what I took from this article as being the most upsetting.

But what I also took from this article and just people in general is like, here's the thing. Let's stop making general statements. If you want to release music, that's on you. Just to blanket it as tone deaf, I can't deal with people being so pressed about what other people are doing. I just spent so much time on Twitter yesterday and it really got me thinking like how, how many losers exist in this world? And it's really sad because a lot of them have Twitter accounts and so many of them get so

bent out of shape. Like genuinely, like their insides get turned up just because of what someone else is doing. Like, I just don't know why like any, everyone can't do like do what they want and like people could just shut the fuck up about it. Like it just, it drives me insane. Yeah. Well, I mean, now I'm reading more about this interview and like, now I'm feeling RDH about this song that isn't coming out. He said, nobody can compete with the news cycle right now. And if you're not doing that, you're competing with tiger King. We have this huge record that we wanted to drop in mid May that we now won't. It's a summer song. It's like the Beach Boys. It feels like it's such a hit, but I'm not going to do it in the

middle of a pandemic. Oh my God, please drop it in June. Please. We need to be dangling it in front of us and then snapping it away. The thing is though, I'm not really interested in a summer bop right now and I wouldn't listen to that because it would make me sad. It's like how we said about the Lady Gaga album. Like I don't want to listen to that in this sad time and then associate this like amazing anthemic album with this sad time in my life. But I, but like by June, I feel like I'm going to need something. Like, please tell me I'm going to need a song. That's going to make me want to get out of my house.

And that's why with Songland Lady A, I really wanted them to choose that Long Way Home song because that's the song I want to listen to right now because I'm in my feelings. And that Champagne Night song, like what Champagne Night? What's a Champagne Night? They didn't know that at the time. So I'm sure that if they knew there was a pandemic coming, they would have chosen the other song. I'm not faulting them.

But maybe if there wasn't a pandemic, I'd be sitting on my couch saying, Champagne Nights, choose Champagne Nights. But I wanted the other one because that's what I'm feeling faulting them, but maybe if there wasn't a pandemic, I'd be sitting on my couch saying, Champagne nights, choose Champagne nights. But I wanted the other one because that's what I'm feeling right now. Totally. Totally. Okay, well, our fifth and final story is also a little music news. This is just the one about music because music is one of the few small joys that we have in this quarantine.

What are your small joys in quarantine? What are the things that like just put like a little bit of serotonin into your brain? White Claw, which I haven't been able to drink literally since last week because I got so violently hung over, but I think tonight I'm ready. I'm ready to come back. White Claw, any sort of games like me and Ben, I've been doing a lot of puzzles puzzles like anything that stimulates the brain outside of my cell phone is really um stimulating and then another small joy has been just like you know eating whatever i want my toaster oven has been like a true joy like i can make bagel bites i can make um cookies i made cookie dough in a matter of fucking delicious last night my toaster oven has been a real joy and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ooh, that's a good one. What have yours? Mine are music, the quarantine's playlist,

like such fabulousness. My Peloton and my at-home workouts, we actually are setting up like a little gym space in that. Remember like when I took you guys on my home tour, we didn't know what to do with the second bedroom because we thought like the quarantine would be one week, LOL. Now we have like mats and weights and like we're doing all of our fitness programs in front of the TV. It's something. Kindle, obviously, and like the Red Ahead's Book Club, just like really been there for me.

Probably cooking as well, just like being able to eat what I want and make it for myself. And heating pad. Like that's my best friend. I feel that. 100%. That's my best friend. That's my best friend. Okay.

Fifth and final story. Our boy is just doing the best. Luke Combs just wrote the song that says what we're all feeling. Six feet apart looks forward to the time when we can return to the way of life that makes us human. Luke Combs debuted a new song during his weekly live stream performances that directly addresses the ongoing coronavirus crisis and the social distancing approach to daily life. It's called Six Feet Apart. It sums up everything we're all feeling, thinking, and dreaming about right now.

Called Six Feet Apart, it sums up everything we're all feeling, thinking, and dreaming about right now. Written by Combs, Brent Cobb, and Rob Snyder, the lyrics lay out the simple displays of humanity that may have been taken for granted just a few weeks ago. Visiting with family, embracing a friend, going to a bar. Quote, I miss my mom, I miss my dad, miss the road, I miss my band. Giving hugs and shaking hands. He sings about going on to fantasize about the first things he'll do once we're free together again. His song is like our podcast in a song. Like, what are we going to do? What do we miss? What are we going to do? What are we looking forward to? What are

we enjoying? He said, there'll be shows someday when we aren't six feet apart Yeah, it's a mystery, I suppose, just how long this thing goes. I think that's a direct quote from Dr. Birx. But there'll be light after dark someday when we aren't six feet apart. If you haven't watched his video, I think it's on his YouTube. I watched it on his IGTV. It just says everything that we're all feeling right now. He wrote it in like one minute, like the, you know, queen that he is. And it's fabulous. Like, to be honest,

songs like that song really makes me cry for like a million reasons. I don't know why. And it's so good. And I just, I don't know how he could, but like he has to release it on Spotify. Like I need a real version of it, even though the live version from his Instagram live that's on YouTube. Now it's good. I could just really use like a studio and it's, it's kind of how lady Antebellum is really putting together those videos separately with the music and the vocals. And I feel like in quarantine,

you could get a song release, like all these big rich country stars, they have studios in their houses. Like they could do it. Yeah. I wonder if he has a studio in his house. If so, he could do it.

And I agree mostly because I just want it in my Quarantine's playlist on Spotify. And I can't do that from an IGTV video. I also caught Ben, my husband, listening to it yesterday, like literally on the couch. He's like, did you hear about Luke Holmes's song? I'm like, excuse me? Wait, that's literally so crazy because my husband came in here yesterday and said, do you listen to Luke Holmes's song? And I actually hadn't yet. And I was like, no. And he's like, it's called Six Feet Apart. It's really good. And I was like, oh, okay. Thanks. That's crazy. It was really like, if you know us, you know that that's crazy.

That is crazy. He doesn't even have time to spend on his phone during the day while he works. And all I do is live my life on my phone, and he's telling me about hot new country music. You're telling me about hot new country music? It was so crazy. Should we dive into our TV recap segment that I believe is being brought to you by Article? Please.

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and the understanding has generally been that Ramona really runs in this snobby crowd and the housewives are considered her like trashy friends and when Dorinda came to the group she was one of like Ramona's fancier friends and it was like a crazy um like mixing of the two so I feel like last night we got a real insight into the social life of Ramona Singer and I I thought it was fascinating. And it was so pertinent because in the news, like for the past two weeks, this house, Joe Farrell's house at the Sandcastle,

has been all over Page Six, that it was going for the highest rental in history in the Hamptons. And some family just rented it. It was all in Page Six. They didn't say who it was, but this hedge fund guy and his family rented that house for the summer for $2 million, which just for the summer is the highest rental in Hampton's history. Wow. So does the rent start already? Like, are they there for the quarantine? So the article said that the guy wanted to get out with his family for quarantine. So they started now. Oh my God. What a dream. Like just to get to like that house that has every activity you could possibly think of.

And like, you have it for the summer and you have it for the queue. Like, oh my God, take me with you. I need to meet these people. I want to meet their toasters. I need sons and daughters. Yeah. If you're, if your dad is the guy, hook us up. Please help us. It's just all very meta. You know, it was like the sandcastle and it's like 30 million and it was all coming together for me. Okay. So it was definitely interesting in terms of, you know, like the social hierarchy of New York City's elite, but it was deeply cringeworthy, like seeing these women in, I guess, like in a social circle that they don't belong in. But to me, like they're so like that, they're my, you know, top tier, they're celebrities, they're so like that they're my you know top tier they're celebrities they're on tv who are you and you know and they also like they do have money they're not like these like

i don't know just they just were acting like they were sewer rat different yeah i don't know it made me really kind of uncomfortable and it's like sonia morgan like her last name is morgan like it's not and even when tinsley Morgan like her last name is Morgan like it's not and even when Tinsley said in her professional like Ramona you're pretending to live this life that like Sonia actually lived so I kind of understand why Sonia like went so off the deep end because I'm sure this was like one she was so drunk and two I'm sure this like brings her back and she just I'm sure she worked so hard to like break free from that life and be her own person that she's not gonna let anyone tell her she has to behave this way in this sort of house. It looks like the least fun party I've ever seen. The women were dressed

so fucking randomly. They were each going to a different event. And that is a theme with the Real Housewives of New York. They need some sort of stylist, not for individuals, but to tell them this is the vibe we're going for. It's so messy. Look at the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And I understand not everyone is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but the Real Housewives of New York are fabulous. Even when Bethany was on the show, like two seasons ago, they were in the Hamptons and Bethany was like, what are we wearing? We all look like we're going to like some different and crazy event. I would actually say that the best dressed person, the most appropriately dressed person for the occasion was Leah. Oh, I totally disagree. I thought she was. Except for, except for the

jean jacket. And also, and also these women need to stop wearing crossbody bags. I'm sorry, but you're not in college going from frat party to bar to downtown and you need to have your whole life in your purse. Like get a small clutch. Come on. I don't think that anyone like I'm brutal about crossbody bags. I really am. But like, I just don't think that adults like should be wearing crossbody pants. I agree.

I don't agree with the, with the Leah outfit. I think she was like heavily underdressed. That's something like you would wear to surf lodge. I really thought Tinsley looked good. She was slightly overdressed. To be honest, the only person who really,

whose outfit was appropriate for like the boring old crowd was Dorinda with her pantsuit. Like she fit in. Yeah. And I think it was Poochie. I agree. Like Ramona was not dressed appropriately. Ramona was on a revolve trip in Jamaica.

A hundred percent. And she's telling everyone else what to wear. Like it was really. Wait, I have a question. The literally, how can we have this conversation without talking about the atrocity that was Luann's outfit? Oh my God. Just really the shoes.

But it's so weird because I feel like Luann always does look right. She lives in the Hamptons pretty much. Like how did she miss the memo on what to wear to this big party? They just look like a hodgepodge disaster. I also feel like Ramona did not give the group like real, um, a good idea of what they were going to. Like they didn't know this person, like Tinsley had gone on a date with him. So it was like a group of people they had never met. Ramona made it seem like she was hosting a party, but she wasn't. She was invited to a party and brought all of her friends.

It was like the worst looking party of all time. I can't believe that they had to suffer through that. Like not only did the party not look fun, like I agree going on a tour of someone's house, like unless we're friends, like I don't want to take my clunky ass heels, walk down and up your stairs and like play bowling in my dress.

I just don't want to do that. And I agree with Dorinda. It is so tacky, especially in like such a big house to like ask for a tour. I agree, but I just, I think there's a special place in hell for Americans who label things as so American. Like, okay, we get it. You lived abroad, bitch, but you're fucking American.

Retweet. Retweet. Retweet. Like touring a house can be tacky without it being so American. Like, why do you have to bring the whole country into this? Yeah, no, it's just like in these, like in these tough times and in the current climate, like we're already a nation divided. Like, what are you doing? It was just, but she was right. Like all these women like running around Joe Farrell, bowling alley ATM. Like it's so mortifying.

Like they've never been in a nice house before it was shocking like these are it was it was truly it was so uncomfortable I've never seen any real house of anywhere like act like so ood and odd by just a little bit of money like I thought you all guys come from money right and that's why the episode was particularly depressing because one it really was a very um you were looking in the mirror and like you couldn't deny the fact that like this franchise has fallen far like these women like the women at the party like those are the real housewives like not these trash bags rolling in like with their camera crew and it was also a really sad episode because I don't think I've really ever watched a housewives gathering at a party that wasn't theirs. Like they were very much guests and they were very much like a spectacle and like everyone was looking around and it was just really sad to watch.

It was like, it was so sad. Sonia was legit off her rocker. I was crying when she put her belly up to that man's belly and said, belly to belly, who are we? Okay. Sonia was making me die. Like when she was at the winery and they were all sharing like what makes them vulnerable. I love when Bravo does those montages of people just like talking, talking.

She got one foot in the nursery. We're going to be big babies. She was being so funny. Like I just, I just wish she could have stayed like in that level of drunk for the whole day, but things spiraled obviously. And I think when everyone went home and napped, she continued to drink, which was obviously a mistake because she was, and it's like, I was feeling so conflicted. It's like Ramona is like so obnoxious she's like the worst type of friend like you would never want her as a friend she's always looking over your shoulder see who's behind you who's better to hang out with but at the same time like she

was being like embarrassed of her friends but her friends were being embarrassing they were being so embarrassing mostly just Sonia honestly I thought Tinsley and Leah handled themselves correctly but also you don't go day drinking and then like – Sonia's behavior was perfect for like a trip in Miami. But you don't take your friends to a winery and then continue to drink at home and then bring them to this party where they have to act like they're in a penguin suit. Yeah, no. It was – it's almost like Ramona set them up because like she left the winery early.

She went to the date. Like she was obviously composed the whole day. Yeah, and then the woman who came up to Sonia and called her a trophy wife. Elise. That was, like, really crazy. And then Sonia called Tinsley a trophy wife. And then Tinsley was like, I met my husband in high school. Like, you married a 100-year-old.

And then Sonia was like, I don't shave my pussy. And that was the end. She was like, I'm not a trophy wife. I don't shave my pussy. That was so crazy. But honestly, next week's episode looks even crazier because Leah gets turned. Oh yeah. And like they totally trash Ramona's house with the vibrator and the chicken and the broken champagne bottle in the pool. Oh my God. I was laughing so hard when I saw the preview. I'm really excited. And I'm like looking forward to them trashing Ramona's house a little bit.

Like don't throw a party and have girls drink. And like even a girl who like, it's like when she's not drinking, she's boring. And then when she's drinking, it's like, oh, there's a dildo in my chicken. Yeah, that's too much. She tried to tell you guys. She legit tried to tell you guys.

The Luann saga. It's very strange to me how Ramona's really kowtowing to Luann's demands. And it reminds me how Ramona's really kowtowing to Luann's demands and it reminds me how last week they had that very strange dinner like there's some sort of weird arrangement between Ramona and Luann that they're like not gonna fight um because they both rely so much on this show and like they can't they can't not be on this show so I normally Ramona would have never apologized what Luann's text was fucking insane. Yeah. And by the way, one spider does not mean it's raining spiders.

And talking about someone's house like that is actually so rude. Like coming up after you're staying in, even if you don't like it, coming up to breakfast, being like Ramona, you've got a heating problem. Ramona, you've got a spider problem. Like it's just so rude. And to be honest, I agree. Luann shouldn't have been in Ramona's house. She lives in the Hampt problem. Like it's just so rude. And to be honest, I agree. Luann shouldn't have been in Ramona's house. She lives in the Hamptons. Like she could have spent the night. She doesn't even drink. She could have went home to her house, but she made the decision to come and stay and she kept going and coming and going and leaving like stay or don't stay. Yeah. Also, um, last week we were wondering why Luann just didn't stay in the room that

Tinsley was in and then Tinsley and Leah could have shared that twin bedroom. But Ramona did say that Luann didn't want to share a bathroom with someone that she didn't know. So she chose to be downstairs. And the more I think about it, the more I know for certain that Ramona gave her into the best room because she wants the best room in the Berkshires. And like, that's totally going to come up's totally of course and that's the only reason why ramona even invited the women to stay at her house she's never had all the women stay around she sometimes has sonia but she's never had all the women and she did it just so she could get a good room in great barrington yeah honestly i'm glad they're all staying there it looks really fun i can't

believe next week they're still there like i thought the trip was over this was a perfect trip and next week like it's spring break at Ramona's house. I know it looks so fun. And I also love the little tidbits of information that Ramona's house is valued at $8.5 million. Yeah, it's a really nice house. That's why I don't understand when they go to a house that's okay, nicer, but like it's in the same sphere. Yeah, no, it's an $8 million house.

It's on the water. Like she just renovated it, which I think really she did to like up the appraisal because she added a ton of value. It actually looks good. Like, even though it's not everyone's taste, it's clean and renovated and that's all people look for in the Hamptons. So, oh, also, um, I actually found Ramona's house on a, um, a summer rental website. I was like, that house looks familiar. I mean, I think that we like really should stay there. I think we should rent it for the whole summer. I was like, that house looks familiar. I mean, I think that we like really should stay there. I think we should rent it for the whole summer. I would absolutely love to. Anything else about housewives before we jump into Kardashians? Nope, that's it for me.

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we were being swindled, hoodwinked, and bamboozled into thinking some of this shit was real. I thought this episode was, like, so sweet. Kim has not been in the last two episodes really at all, which I find interesting. Like maybe she was just busy at that point in time. But as someone who like really carries the show, it's weird to see her not be there. Yeah, but I think everyone else really pulled their weight. And I think Kylie totally stepped up. Even though like her scenes with Stas were obviously scripted because like she doesn't film

all the time. So they wouldn't catch that candid conversation where she just like realizes she needs to get her eyes done I didn't care I absolutely loved seeing Stas like I think she is really a great foil for Kylie on television as a character and um I would love more they're just like so glam I love how they're always twinning like are they having sleepovers that's so fun yeah does Stas live in Kylie's house now that there's an extra bedroom since Jordan moved out? No, according to Stas' Instagram, like, she has a place of her own. Like, she does her own thing very much so. But, like, they have sleepovers, I think, after they go to the movies with their friends.

Like, how fun is that? Yeah, no, like, their life seems so fun. And honestly, the LASIK eye surgery was freaking me the fuck out. Like, it's literally so creepy to, like, touch your eye. But it was actually very cool. A new editing thing that they're doing is splicing in like old home videos and old episodes of the Kardashians with the new stuff. Like when it's appropriate, like Khloe would jumping in the pool as a kid and then Khloe sitting out by her pool. I liked that a lot. It's almost like they have so little content because nobody wants to film that they're now relying on home videos and old

episodes. No, but I but I don't mind it. And it is crazy that we did see Kim get LASIK like 10 years ago, and now Kylie's going through the same thing. When Kylie and Stas were like drugged up sitting at the doctor's office with their eyes closed, just smiling, I was laughing so hard. They were just like little puppies. They really look alike. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they just like go to the

same doctor. Yeah. It was fabulous. I just love seeing Kylie's house. Like we don't see enough of it. And what I find really interesting is that Kylie's house that she lives in, it's like not as, it's not what you would think for a billionaire, but at the end of the day, it's just like her and her baby, like how much house do you need? But like most billionaires would have like literally a hundred thousand square foot house just because they can. But she has just as nice of a house as like Chloe and Courtney. Like, but she's obviously a lot.

I think that's cool. I think the same thing. Like when you're in her foyer, like it's not like she's at Jeffrey stars house. Like she lives in a very nice house. I think Chloe's house is bigger. I think Courtney's house might even be bigger. Courtney has more kids obviously,

but Kylie like doesn't live so crazily compared to what we know she can afford. Yeah. And it's like when she moved out of the house at 18, Chris gave her that like regular house. Like it was Kylie bought it, but it was like a regular starter house. Like the houses that Courtney and Kim used to live in. Then when she started making a lot of money on Kylie cosmetics, she moved into this house, which was like the same level as her sisters. But she has been in that house for a few years and her finances have far exceeded her sisters and she hasn't moved out, which I think is really cool. I think it's cool too. Like even when she does her YouTube videos of like cooking with Stormi or her, her Christmas decorations, like she has, you know, an entrance and stairs and a living room and a

kitchen. Like it's just, it's cute. It's not like she has an elevator an entrance and stairs and a living room and a kitchen like it's just it's cute she's not she has an elevator and right like all this crazy shit it's just a really really really nice home i agree um what else oh the stuff with chris jenner in the photo is like i thought that was so funny hysterical and i loved it like they really tried like when the production person said the thing about Chloe's nails it's like yeah no that would have been a dead giveaway like they really were trying to drive it home. I thought Tracy did a great job. It was just it was really funny to see. And I love that they're going for a long-term prank like they're not just looking to be like gotcha like we didn't even see the photos yet like I like that this is they're trying to

emulate like the Todd Crane's magic that lasted over an entire season and I'm excited because I love a good prank a harmless prank me too and I also I loved the art vandal I prank like I thought it was genius and hilarious and that also lasted a long time so I'm here for Chloe and Scott like cooking up some mischievousness yeah Yeah, it was cute. I also just really love Kris Jenner and I feel like watching Kardashians, especially when she's always like momager or whatever, but when she's like really being mom, she's like so funny. Like I just loved watching her take care of Kylie. It's obvious that Kylie's- No, when she was pulling the taco out of her mouth, I was getting really annoyed. No, but like that was funny and cute.

Like that's a Kris Jenner I love and I feel like Kylie's definitely her mouth, I was getting really annoyed. No, but like that was funny and cute. And like, that's a Kris Jenner I love. And I feel like Kylie is definitely her favorite, but Kylie really like loves to hang out with her friends. And Kris was just like loving, like being needed by Kylie because she like never really is. And I just, I left. Yeah. But I just love seeing her as like a mom. Do you know what I mean? Yes. I agree with that. Like she just is is, like, cooking up tacos. Like, how do you not have the salt? But I really was just getting really annoyed for some personal reason when she was pulling them out of her mouth. Like, it was just bothering me.

There's a special place in hell for people who take food away from other people. Yeah, and just, like, tease them with food four times. Yeah. Oh, Malika told Chloe that she was pregnant in quite possibly the strangest way ever. Completely agreed. What was with the Atlanta thing? Like, that was so weird. No, it was so weird. Like, I still don't get it. Are they moving to Atlanta? No, and it's like, no offense to them, but Chloe, like, what kind of work could you guys be doing in Atlanta? Like, what do they do?

work could you guys be doing in Atlanta like what do they do like maybe if they were uh filming something maybe they maybe they act or maybe like Malika would be doing another reality show like relationship coach what is it called love doctor or whatever yeah famous sex love famous love famously single famously single yeah no I just thought like for someone who's been Chloe's like best best best friend the whole announcement lacked like any real joy and it was like such a weird way to say it like it was kind of cringy it was very cringy I totally agree and then I guess the final storyline is Tristan and Chloe co-parenting very cute I hope that the sperm donor that she references in the next episode is Tristan and I'm here for it I I found that whole um saga to be like a little sad like I get what Chloe meant it's like I have never had

to co-parent but like it's like it's Chloe's baby you know and true the Tristan scenes make me so uncomfortable because like he's so trying so hard and he's like so lame and cringy like with the stuff that he says and the Dior bags and stuff but at the same time like this is the guy that kissed Jordan like how are we supposed to like separate I don't know also what was so interesting was when Tristan was trying to like get Chloe to stay and he was like Coco takes Cleveland and she was like that could have been a great solution if you were open to that sort of thing so it's clear that when she was in Cleveland like he was not down to film anything making her life even more difficult. But my, my, my, how the tables have turned. And I'm just loving watching her make him eat shit, like, time and time again. Like, she will not let him back in. Like,

he is just doing everything, and she is humbling him, and I'm loving that. Yeah. Me too. It was a good episode. It was a good episode. It was. It was very good. Thursday nights are a good episode. It was. It was very good. Thursday nights are a great night for television. I'm so glad that it's Friday. I need to embark on my weekend. I just have like so many crazy plans and it's going to be wild. We hope everyone has a great weekend.

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