The Toast - S3 Ep71: Meet The Mets Owners: Tuesday, April 21st, 2020
Episode Date: April 21, 2020Cristina Cuomo Says She Has a 'Waitlist' of Women for Brother-in-Law Gov. Andrew Cuomo (PEOPLE) Madison Prewett Gathers Bachelor Contestants for TikTok, Throws Shade at Peter Weber (PEOPLE) ...Richard Branson Turns to His Caribbean Island to Help Bolster Virgin Empire (Need 2 Know, Bloomberg) Ryan Murphy's 'Hollywood' trailer exposes sleazy history of movie industry (NY Post) Alex Rodriguez, Jennifer Lopez Retain JPMorgan to Raise Money for Mets Bid (Variety) Outer Banks Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. It is a ambiguous Tuesday
here in New York City. What's good, Claude?
Hey, Jax. I'm good. I literally woke up four seconds ago. Usually, I give myself 30 minutes
before the toast, but I just couldn't do it. I was having crazy dreams all night because
I finished Outer Banks, and it's kind of like a crazy show, and I was having dreams like
I was there, you know?
We just had to restart this podcast because Claudia accidentally spoiled all of Outer Banks and it's kind of like a crazy show and I was having dreams like I was there, you know? We just had to restart this podcast because Claudia like accidentally spoiled all
of Outer Banks and we were like, we should start again. I'm so glad you finished it and I'm so glad
that you're like in the Outer Banks world. I feel like that's the best place to be right now.
Yeah, no, I have so many thoughts and really funny is that Ben joined me for like the last
four episodes and he was really into it joined me for like the last four episodes and
he was really into it. And he's like, he was like, these kids are going to be stars, stars.
I'm like, okay. And he went to find them on Instagram and, um, John B follows me and Ben
on Instagram and Ben like DM Tim was like, great show. Like it's so good. And he responded like
instantly. And then John B DM to me too. Stop. Responded to one of my stories about how nobody respects Pope's scholarship.
That's so true and so real.
So real.
We are going to do a whole Outer Banks recap,
but we want to wait until more people watch it.
So I don't know, but maybe we should do it today
because like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
starts to get all booked up, you know,
because we have Deer Toasters
and Real Housewives and Kardashians.
Let's just do it today
and then people can listen when they're ready.
That is such a good point. Like the beginning of the week is always light. And then I feel
so rushed on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday shows. Yeah, I totally agree. We even had wanted to do
that like steamy lexicon episode, but I guess I don't have to wait till next Tuesday. We're just
so busy. Or Monday. Yes. Or Monday. Anyways, I'm so glad that you watched it. I am looking forward
to recapping it. I started this new book last night that became highly recommended to me by
people that I know, not just toasters. So it's really heavy. So that's where I'm at. I'm in the
90s in Idaho, living on a Mormon farm. Shook. sounds like hand wives tale wives hand tail what's it
called hand why handmaid's tale i never watched that so i don't know i don't know me neither but
i think it's about like amish people no it's like uh it's like a utopian world oh i never watched
it it looks like it has like it just delivers pits every episode.
Yeah, I agree with that. Um, I have two really quick things to say, if I may.
Uh, one is a question for you. Are you feeling triggered at all by my headband?
I am like when you came on, I obviously didn't want to bring you down because clearly you like
put time and thought into your headband, but it's triggering. Okay. Because the only reason I'm wearing a headband is I'm filming
a day in the life vlog. Jackie did one last week and I'm copying her because I actually have a few
things to do today that I think might be good vlog content. And I don't know. I just was like
sitting on the vlog waiting for you to send me the zoom link looking like a beast and I needed
like something to film. And I actually liked the headband and I just knew that it would trigger you.
So I just wanted to apologize in advance.
Oh, thank you. That's so considerate.
I wasn't going to say anything because you know how I feel.
And sometimes I even wear that style of headband.
I'm just a hypocrite, but I'm just like a self-loathing headband wearer.
And it's not all headbands. I just want to make that clear.
It's like this certain style of like knotted at the top, like baby headband.
I'm just going to say, I feel like you don't really hate the headband. You hate someone we know who wears
it a lot. That's what I'll say. No, it's like, it's a whole slew of things that I dislike about
it. The second thing I want to say really quickly is an apology to anyone watching on YouTube.
I am doing my laundry today, so I didn't make my bed. I thought it would be dumb to like make my
bed and then strip the sheets,
and I was just not in the mood.
So Jackie's bed, like, looks all hotel, and I look like a crack den,
but I just wanted to put it out there that there's a reason.
Oh, interesting.
I guess that will be me tomorrow because I'm going to strip after I wake up tomorrow.
I love stripping.
I didn't even think about how that could affect the pod.
I didn't even think about how that could affect the pod.
These are the things you have to think about
when you have a home studio.
Interesting.
Okay, I guess I could angle
my camera a little different,
but, like, my bed is cute, so.
Sorry, I also have
one more thing to say.
I discovered something
on TikTok that I think
is important.
Please, share.
Chris Cuomo's daughter.
I want to say her name is Bella.
She's so pretty.
And they're like all holed up in their house.
And Chris keeps like getting in the TikToks.
And she's talking a lot about how both of her parents have coronavirus.
And it's a premium follow.
Premium.
Wow.
That's actually a great segue into our first story.
So I feel as though maybe without further ado, we should just jump right in.
Sure.
The past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.
Okay.
A little family Cuomo drama.
It's not drama.
It's cute, actually.
Christina Cuomo says that she has a wait list of women for her brother-in-law, Governor Andrew Cuomo.
If you found yourself crushing on New York governor, Andrew Cuomo, get in line. According to
his sister-in-law, Christina Cuomo, she's got a whole wait list of women who have reached out to
her about setting up a date with the governor when the pandemic ends. She said, I'm really proud of
Andrew. I have a lot of incoming calls and texts from friends. So I've put together a wait list of
women who want to go out with him, which is so cute. That is so funny. So like,
I'm glad eligible women are reaching out. I'm just sad that it's not us. I don't know. A few
weeks ago, I would have put myself on the list, but today I wouldn't. Why? I'm just done. Yeah,
but like, wouldn't you rather be quarantined in Governor Cuomo's Alabama, I mean, Albany Palace?
No. Like, I'm just, I don't even care. I mean, Albany Palace. No.
Like, I'm just, I don't even care.
I don't even care where I am.
Like, it's still the same thing is happening.
I wonder who these women are, like, being so thirsty.
Like, honestly, I admire the chutzpah.
Like, it takes balls to, like, ask the governor's sister-in-law
that, like, you're loosely acquainted with, like,
if you could set her up, if she could set you up with the governor.
The governor!
Yeah. I feel like it's, like, the real housewives set her up, if she could set you up with the governor. The governor! Yeah.
I feel like it's like the Real Housewives of New York, you know?
I feel like it's like Ramona, Sonia, Dorinda.
That's the crew, you know?
And also that's who I could see himself.
That's who I could see him with.
Yeah, I think it would be great for like the state if he somehow, you know, ended up with
the Real Housewives of New York.
I think it would be
great for like interstate communication. I feel like honestly it might be Sonia because
he liked Sandra Lee two shots of vodka, you know, and I feel like Sonia has that energy. You know,
I think Ramona, like I just, I think it's just, he wouldn't get her. I don't think they would vibe.
I think Dorinda, I think they're too similar. I think he likes a fun girl. And I think Dorinda is like a little too heavy in some ways,
not emotionally. What about Luann? No, I see what you're saying. Like if Andrew Cuomo was
hypothetically to fall in love with one of the Real Housewives, which, keep in mind, would absolutely never happen. It would definitely be Sonia. Like, she has the pedigree that he
needs as mayor, but she's the fun-loving girl that everyone knows and loves,
and she is a small-time celebrity, and I think he's looking for someone, like, famous,
but not more famous than him. I don't think he would mind. I think he would definitely be,
like, a supportive husband if his wife were were super famous I think for a long time Sandra Lee was more famous than him like
he literally like is just popping off right now until then he was just like the governor and
everyone was like always blaming him for the MTA so true like he went from being like the most
thankless job like nobody wants to be mayor of New York because there's always problems in New York
and there's no way to really define whose fault it is.
Yeah, mayor, governor.
Oh, sorry, governor.
And there's no way, like with all the MTA problems
and there's just like a lot of issues
that a lot of New Yorkers face
and there's no way to really pinpoint
whose fault it actually is.
There's just like a structural, organizational,
systemic problem with the government in New York.
Like it's no one particular person's fault, but of course you blame the person at the top and that's
when Andrew governor governor Andrew Cuomo for the last like 10 years and now he's finally getting
his comeuppance and he deserves it just like he was always this like faceless guy where it's like
governor Cuomo who's our governor Cuomo and now Cuomo. And now we're putting a face to the name.
And it's not bad looking.
No, not at all.
Did you used to get confused between Governor Cuomo and Senator Schumer?
Because they're both like celebrities.
No, I didn't.
But they're just like our New York politician guys.
I used to get them confused because like Senator Schumer is related to Amy Schumer.
And he's always being
blamed for stuff. And Governor Cuomo is like celebrity and he's also always being blamed.
They're like, oh, Schumer. They're so different. Like Governor Cuomo was not a celebrity. And then
it turns out he's also a Kennedy. Like shit's crazy, you know? Yes. I thought you were just
going to say shit's creek. That's how crazy like that show has become ingrained in my mind.
I know.
I'm so excited to catch up on the last season.
I've been like saving it.
I might even, I might watch it in 10 years even.
I'm just like saving it.
Yeah.
I watched the second to last season like on my own time and it was really lovely to like
always have it there for me.
I'm definitely going to wait until it's on Netflix because I don't even know where I
could watch it right now.
Yeah. I have the Pop TV app know where I could watch it right now yeah I have the pop TV app like I could binge it right now
I tried one season watching it week to week
and it just didn't have the same specialness
as watching it all together like most things don't
I've never watched
Schitt's Creek week to week and there are certain shows
that I'm obsessed with that I could never
imagine having waited week to
week friends 30 minute episodes with
commercials 22 minutes.
Outer Banks.
Yeah.
Outer Banks.
The OBX.
Next up,
Madison Pruitt gathers bachelor contestants for a TikTok video and throw shade at Kelly Flanagan.
Did you see this?
I saw the video and I saw the comment.
I'm trying to separate the two.
So Maddie gathered some of her friends from her season.
They did that makeup challenge,
passing the brush to one another video
that's been going viral.
It's really cute.
She was joined by Tammy, Deandra, Kiara, Kelsey,
my Kenna, and they made one of these videos
and she captioned it,
Batch Girls Get Ready Quarantine Style.
Hashtag TikTok covers.
Hashtag slay.
Hashtag girl power.
Hashtag bachelor.
To the tune of, I could take a man if I want to.
But lucky for you, I don't want to.
Someone commented, where's Kelly?
Obviously a shit starting comment because like, where's Natasha?
Where's Hannah Ann?
Where's plenty of people?
And she said, Madison commented back with our ex.
So, you know, I was actually a really big champion of Kelly.
I mean, of Maddie.
I really liked her.
I thought she handled herself with a lot of grace.
Would I call you a really big champion of hers?
That's an exaggeration. But I was on her – actually, no, it was I. No, I was going back and forth.
But I just remember liking Maddie in the beginning and thinking she was like a nice girl with like pure intentions.
And then she came up on my For You page and everything changed.
Yeah. I didn't like totally – I like this style of video.
I happened to see it right after I saw the other one of the Bachelor girls,
the ones from Ari's season plus Amanda Stanton,
and I just like love those girls.
And that's just the video for me.
Yeah.
Maddie's TikTok is just so thirsty.
And there are a lot of girls on TikTok from this most recent season.
And it just, it says so much about them.
And you can immediately know what their intentions were from going on The Bachelor.
Like, HannaAnna's on it.
And, like, to be honest, she can't dance.
And she's just, like, hanging with her friends.
And she's really cute.
And she's putting out terrible content.
But she's just having fun.
And that makes me feel like she had pure intentions.
But, like, Mykenna has been on TikTok since the since the day she went on the bachelor, like churning out
dances, churning out followers. Like that's, we've always said like she went on there for
one reason. And the Tik TOK is just proof of that. Maddie is giving me the, my Kenna vibe.
Like she's been coming up on my for you page ever since the season started airing,
just like basketball glam bachelor. Like it's just, it's too much.
Yeah. I I'm not, I'm not digging it so much.
Like, she's just not the girl that I thought she was.
And I still think, like, she's cool, she's influency,
but I thought it was more accidental,
and it just seems a little more intentional.
That's the perfect word.
Like, when you're watching The Bachelor,
it's always fun to root for a girl who, like, really is just there.
Like, her friend signed her up,
and she accidentally fell into, you know, being America's sweetheart. It's very rare, but it does happen. And that's what I thought Maddie was for sure.
And she's genuinely nothing of the sort. No, she's genuinely nothing of the sort. It's interesting
to see her friends from the show. I guess like who's really missing of our faves? Kelsey was in
the video. Yeah. I guess just Kelly, and hannah ann would be the most prominent ones
missing yeah all of the final four yeah i mean it's always so weird when you watch the show and
then you find out afterwards like who was friends like what the clicks were because that doesn't
really come through on the show they're like not interested in like the girls only drama
but i think it's fascinating and it says a lot of like a lot about the person that you
either like or don't like, like who they were friends with. Yeah, definitely. Also, Maddie was
on Caitlin Bristow's podcast. And I saw in the toasters right before we started recording that
there was like some tea that was spilled, including Maddie saying that like Peter has been texting her
and then like when her and Peter were trying to make it work, like she knew that he was talking to Kelly.
So it's just like all really messy.
So messy.
And to be honest, like at the end of the day,
all these girls, they got what they wanted
out of Bachelor Nation.
And that's just fame because there was no way
any of them were ever going to end up with Peter.
Like he's so emotionally immature.
The more I see of him, like on TikTok and after Bachelor,
just like he is the definition.
He is a walking N O T S nothing of the sort.
Like he's just the worst.
So like,
I hate even saying bad things about the girls who went on a season because
they were robbed of a potential chance at love because no,
like he's just so messy.
I don't know.
I'm like,
I just go like,
I feel like I go all the way to one end and then I'm like,
eh,
he's not that bad.
Like what he's just hanging with Kelly now being low key.
Like that's just what,
that's what he wanted was a relationship.
I don't know whose fault it was that everything went south.
I need to talk to this natural about it.
Like now that we have some perspective and like everyone's in quarantine.
So it's like everyone's influencer dreams can't really even come true right
now.
I don't know where the chips fell.
I think some good advice would be, you know,
something one of my favorite inspirational icons once said, Amanda Bynes,
sometimes you just need to let the chips fall where they may.
And that's what we'll do.
Okay.
Are you ready for our next story?
Because it is a little biz news.
It's actually really crazy.
because it is a little biz news.
It's actually really crazy.
Richard Branson, his entire company is built on like tourism, travel, etc.
It's really suffering.
And he is turning to his Caribbean island to help boost his Virgin Empire.
So here's the tea.
It's really sad.
Like his business is suffering.
But Richard Branson's Virgin Group, which operates airlines, hotels, and cruises,
and is therefore especially exposed to the collapse of travel during the pandemic,
is now fighting for its life. The billionaire founder told employees he would offer his personal private Caribbean island as collateral in an attempt to raise money to keep the businesses
afloat. Branson has asked the UK government for a loan, but the Brits have been reluctant,
noting that Branson hasn't paid taxes in the UK since he moved to his island in 2006.
Overnight, the Virgin Australia airline entered voluntary bankruptcy administration,
but Branson says it's not the end.
So he's trying to figure out a way, but I think if he, you know, didn't have this island,
he would be paying taxes to the proper country, but now no country, like,
is feeling inclined to bail him out because he doesn't pay taxes.
Wait, that's, like, a low-key fact.
I never knew that Richard Branson doesn't pay taxes.
Like, that's very interesting.
Well, he pays taxes to his island, or...
That he owns, so he pays the taxes to it.
That he owns.
I'm not sure.
I've actually always wondered that.
Like, if you live on an island, do you have to pay taxes?
This is so interesting and
actually really really sad because i mean i'm not even like a virgin customer but like he's really
um like well respected and well regarded as like this icon and this beacon of like business and
travel and like tpg looks up to him so much and like i just can't believe like this is what's
gonna take out like one of the most powerful businessmen in the world. Well, he's not going to let it. And now he's like telling his employees that he's putting up his
island as collateral so that he could probably get a loan to keep the businesses afloat.
But I just thought that tax piece was really interesting.
Yeah. But I feel like of all the industries that are going to come back when these things slow
down, like travel will be the last. Yeah. Yeah yeah because like we will be able to travel at last
and also I think people are going to be really hesitant which just makes me so sad like for the
whole industry and and just like to think about how long that's going to take until we get to that
place right because like obviously Richard Branson relies on like tourism but like so many hotels on
on small islands like their entire economy many hotels on, on small islands,
like their entire economy is based on travel and tourism.
So that's actually what's sad here.
Like not the Billy there.
No,
no,
but it's,
it's the whole industry.
And I think he'll figure it out.
He has this sweet Island.
Speaking of islands,
I watched like a really crazy,
I don't want to like conspiracy theory video yesterday.
That's been going around. Cause a lot of people had sent it to me and asked me my thoughts and I hadn't
heard of it it was called out of shadow shadows and um it was very much like empty you know like
Hollywood is a big child pedophilia ring and there was just there's a few new things that I hadn't
heard of um but everyone's been watching this video and if you look at the comments on like
Lady Gaga's Instagram it's like all about, blowing up her spot because they mentioned her in this video as, like, being satanic.
But watch the video for yourself because I don't want to, like, speak on it out of turn.
I didn't see it, but I did see, like, the official church of Satanism responded to, like, an official claim that Lady Gaga worships Satan.
And they were, like, if you knew anything about Satanism and you watch that video, like you would know that none of that
includes worshiping Satan. Like they just totally debunked the rumor officially.
So I heard that before I had ever heard of this video. I'm like, what is Lady Gaga got
messed up with the church of Satan? I was like, it just seemed like nonsense.
But if you care about this stuff at all, I would just say, watch the video.
just seemed like nonsense. But if you care about this stuff at all, I would just say,
watch the video. I think it's interesting. Some of it was kind of boring to me. Um,
but some of it's interesting. So that's what they keep getting taken down on YouTube, right?
It keeps getting taken down on YouTube. Like every, but it has like millions of views every time it goes up. Like so many different people are posting it. It's like, they really don't
want you to see it. Do you think our video today is going to get taken down for talking about it? That would be crazy. That would be crazy. That we'll know
soon. But now that we mentioned it, I feel like they can't, you know? Yeah, right. It's like you
have to say it. Yeah. Okay. We'll see. Oh, speaking of, that's a great segue into our next story.
Ryan Murphy's Hollywood trailer exposes the sleazy history of the movie industry.
So the trailer for Ryan Murphy's new show on Netflix just came out.
It's called Hollywood.
It's about a prostitution ring run out of a gas station,
naked pool parties held by prominent directors,
shocking racism in the casting of major motion pictures.
If any of these scenarios tickle your,
tickle your fancy dive headfirst into the trailer released Monday for Ryan
Murphy's Hollywood,
a dark look at young actors and aspiring filmmakers trying to make it big in the post-World War II era.
The seven-part Netflix series, which debuts May 1st, takes us back to the battle days when gay
actors had to live in the closet, casting directors deliberately chose white actors to play ethnic
roles rather than risk losing precious distribution in select portions of the u.s and the best way to get ahead in your
career was to assume the supine position and collect a fee when climax had been achieved
wait that sounds really good i saw the trailer like going around yesterday
and like i'm excited to watch it that looks. I can't believe he's going into all that.
Yeah.
Like who the fuck would want to like put themselves in that makes you a
target.
Like there's so many conspiracy theories about like celebrities who
mysteriously died,
like weird times because they were like aware and talking about like the,
the corruption in Hollywood.
And I just feel like if something happens to Ryan Murphy,
like I'm drawing a line.
Yeah.
The show liberally mixes fictional characters with real life legends.
So I'm sure they'll go in and out of like,
you know,
alluding to actual real people,
but yeah,
it's more so the story.
That sounds really good.
I wish she was out now.
Hello.
I need something to watch.
I mean, May 1st is so soon in time. Oh, that is really good. I wish it was out now. Hello. I need something to watch. I mean, May 1st is so soon in quarantine.
Oh, that is really soon.
Today's April 21st.
Because yesterday was Theo's birthday.
Did you smoke pot yesterday?
I did not.
Did you?
No, I can't smoke pot.
I've been thinking, though, like, in quarantine, like, now would be the time to take up pot
as, like, a hobby because it's, like,
relaxing, I guess, but I don't feel like it works like that for me. Like, I'm just paranoid.
I feel like if I was ever to smoke pot, like, now would be a good,
as good a time as any. I just don't have any, and I'm not interested in acquiring some.
Totally. Did Theo smoke pot, though? Yeah. Oh, my God. I i mean he said he was just going out for a
walk with his friends but he came back and his eyes were all puffy but you know what i didn't
reprimand him because it's his birthday even though he is a little young i figured you know
the kids are gonna do what the kids want i'd rather him do it in the house he's 21 like he's
an adult now can i just say like amy amy poehler saying why do you want some because
if you're gonna drink i'd rather you do it in the house was actually like a very smart motherly move
like you know teenagers are gonna drink regardless like it's better that they're
under amy poehler's nose where she can like see and control them but they were like 15
and them thinking like knowing first of all they weren't interested in alcohol at all. So then her giving it to them, it's like, oh, what's this?
And then them thinking that it's, like, semi-okay to be drinking alcohol at this age.
Like, it's just a bad road to go down.
That's definitely true.
But, you know, when I have kids, if they're going to drink, I'd rather they do it in the house.
Oh, my God.
I don't know about that.
I mean, like, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
But, like, I can't even think about it. Okay.
Fifth. No fifth and final.
Fifth and final story is a little biz and sports news.
What were you going to say?
No, I was just going to say like, you think 15 is like so young,
but in the outer banks,
the kids were 16 and they were like drinking and doing drugs.
Yeah. But also when you're 15 and somebody tells you they love you, you're going to believe them.
That is so true. And when you're 15, feeling like there's nothing to figure out. Sometimes
in life, you'll go through things greater than dating the boy on the football team.
Dating the boy on the football team I didn't know it at 15
This microphone makes me feel like I'm in my house
Like with my studio like recording a single
Yeah it's cool
It's pretty cool
Okay our fifth and final story is
A-Rod and J-Lo are retaining J.P. Morgan
To raise money for a Mets bid.
A-Rod and J-Lo are trying to buy a piece of the Mets.
Yep, this is fabulous.
So listen to the deets because it's like not that simple.
Retired baseball star A-Rod and his fiancee, recording artist and actor J-Lo,
have retained J.P.organ Chase to raise capital for a
possible bid on the New York Mets. People familiar with the matter said the superstar couple is
working with managing director Eric Menel, the bank's co-head of North American media investment
banking, said the people who were granted anonymity because the matter is private.
None of them are responding to requests. The team is valued at $2.6 billion.
J-Lo and A-Rod's combined net worth is $700 million.
So they wouldn't be buying the whole team because some of it just went up for sale,
but they're going to have to raise money to buy the team.
So explain, like they raise money and then once they buy the team, the team starts
generating wealth and then that wealth goes into J-Lo's pockets and the people who helped raise the
money? I guess. I'm not entirely sure. I'm not really like, you know, so well versed on sports
and the ownership, but isn't it kind of weird that A-Rod is like a famous Yankee and he would be
trying to buy the Mets? Like I know he doesn't have to try and buy the Yankees.
They are the most expensive franchise in the country that I know from my husband, but like,
he could just buy like the Houston Astros. Like, it's a little close to home. Yeah, but I think,
one, they're New Yorkers, and two, like, it's, I don't think it's about that at a certain point.
Also, it is an uncommon, variety notes,
it is an uncommon for an athlete, entertainer, or celebrity
to hold a limited position in a professional sports team.
A-Rod's former teammate, Derek Jeter, for instance,
is part owner of baseball's Miami Marlins.
The team's managing partner is venture capitalist,
Bruce Sherman, while Jeter, who owns about 4% of the club,
runs business and baseball operations.
Jeter contributed about $25 million to the purchase of the team,
which was sold for $1.2 billion.
Okay, so that makes sense.
So, like, you're paying for it,
but then there's also, like, a little sweat equity involved
because you can't.
And, yes, and then you have, like, a low stake.
Well, then, like, honestly, J-Lo's sweat equity is worth so much.
Like, she just needs to go to games.
I forgot, she's Jenny from the Bronx.
Like, the Mets are so her. Their Mets are so much. Like, she just needs to go to games. I forgot. She's Jenny from the Bronx. Like, the Mets are so her.
Their Mets are so her.
Like, they'll go to games.
It'll be so fabulous.
This is really what the Mets need.
Like, they need a win.
Yeah, and, like, they're the loser team, like, in New York, sadly.
Like, they are better than the Yankees, it's my understanding.
But, like, the Yankees are, like, chic, and the Mets are, like, orange.
Okay, I don't think they're better than the Yankees, or else my understanding, but like the Yankees are like chic and the Mets are like orange. Okay. I don't think they're better than the Yankees or else they would like win stuff, but I just feel like they have so much heart. I feel like there are so many Yorkers,
ourselves included. I am a Mets fan. Really? I feel like, yeah, I don't know. They just have
like more heart and soul. I'm asking Ben who's better better the yankees or the mets in the last few
years like i'm pretty sure the mets are better but like nobody cares no but if they were better
people would care if they were better no but like they are they have like diehard fans they're like
the toast like they're kind of like 100 just they havehard fans. That doesn't mean they're better than the Yankees.
But I do think like,
I think like,
that's just what I remember hearing from Ben.
We'll see.
No,
but like the Yankees are always,
the Yankees are always in the world series.
And the Mets are nothing of the sort.
I don't think that's true that the Yankees are always in the World Series.
They're always in the World Series.
When we were kids, there was, like, five years back-to-back
where they were in the World Series, like, every year.
I'm talking about, like, last year.
They're always in the playoffs and stuff.
It's, like, them and the Dodgers and the Justin Verlanders.
Justin Verlanders are the
hustons yeah and they cheated they cheated they did cheat i heard that also yeah and they got
their title taken away that's like crazy and nobody was talking about that yeah that's mad
embarrassing mad embarrassing for kate upton like this is a shame a shit stain on her name honestly no it's
not like she still got to like storm the field when it mattered oh that's so true and then get
married right after in tuscany like that was the best month for her yeah everything else is just
semantics if they want to take that trophy back now it's fine it was taking up space in her house
yeah like she needs more space for her swartz illustrated rookie awards exactly important things should we dive into our tv
recap segment where we recap the fabulous show outer banks i have so many thoughts
yes okay so the show outer banks if you're just listening and you have no interest in watching
it is about a group of teens i would say it's a cross between the OC, Riverdale, and National Treasure. Yes, Claudia. Ben responded. He said the Yankees for sure.
Are better. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I'm sorry. The Mets have more heart and
personality and you just think they're the underdogs and you want to root for them. And
when they do win, it's going to be like the biggest celebration this town has ever seen. Right, right. Okay. Outer Banks, OC Riverdale
National Treasure. This show just like popped up onto Netflix. Snitch was adamant that we watch it.
She was so right. It's a group of like attractive teens, but it's like kind of like the last song
where it's like they're all living on the same island, but then there are the people who are the second homers and then there are the
people who are the locals and there's just like this rivalry there was a lot of the rivalry that
was really intense and that was like really scary when topper was like gonna drown john b like are
you people murderers yeah there was a little too much fighting for me um and i get that there's
this rivalry like it's totally real i know that whole vibe like
you know quags versus pogs whatever they were called but like it was a lot like with the guns
and then like the drowning it was the hitting when pope was trying to deliver groceries and
they hit him with a golf club like that was too much and he should have sank their boat fuck them
yeah fuck them i just wish he hadn't gotten caught they were so out of control and like
what the all those um
kooks were such losers and followers like some of them were even saying like stop stop no like
make your friends stop and by the way since when are these like loser golf players so strong
that like john b works out on the farm he literally is just lifts all day and he gets his ass beat
by some golf kid yeah There was a lot of speculation
as to whether or not John B. had lip fillers.
I don't think so.
No, but I do have like a small casting problem,
I really, really think.
And I liked the show.
I have a lot of actual problems with the show,
but I think that the characters
that were casted for John B. and JJ
should have been swapped.
No way.
Yeah.
Why?
I honestly don't think John B was like,
he was correctly cast.
Why?
Because you don't think he was attractive enough?
What is it?
I just think that JJ would have been a better John B.
And then I have a whole other problem with the name John B. I know. Like, why do we have to keep saying his initial? Like,
are there so many Johns on the island? Right. At first I'm like, who's the other John? Because
we're obviously calling him John B for a reason. And then they just kept calling him John B and
they were not even saying John B. It was John B. Like, I was so confused. I thought his name was
C-H-O-N-B-Y for a second. John B. And then it's like they never dropped the B. Like, I was so confused. I thought his name was C-H-O-N-B-Y for a second.
John B. And then it's like they never dropped the B. Like, even at the very end when Sarah's washed up on the boat, she's looking, she's like, John B, John B. It's like, if you were actually
stranded, you would be like, John. Yeah, J. Like, B, you just get the letter out. Yeah, I agree with
that. I completely disagree about J and John B being switch casting I think
John B was so good looking and interesting to look at like just he had a botch that could carry it
thought you know like I just I thought he was great um JJ's character was so annoying like
so out of control like so wild and and senseless but then you got to look at his home life and you
understood more about him but it was just like when he's running around with this gun like putting control like so wild and and senseless but then you got to look at his home life and you understood
more about him but it was just like when he's running around with this gun like putting everyone
at risk like all the time they have so much to lose it just was really frustrating well that's
the other thing that i'm really glad you brought up because part of the reason why i really had a
hard time watching the show and i wanted to watch it because i wanted to recap and everyone i know
like loved it i mean you and margo love something and the Toasters love something I mean I love everything like I couldn't believe I
wasn't really like pulled in by episode six by episode the end of episode five is when it got
to a point where I decided I was going to finish it but up until then it was really give or take
I found the episodes like so long and the scenes like so slow and I just found myself on my phone
so much which like I hate but what I was going to say was...
Oh, my biggest problem with the show
was that it was four protagonists making bad decisions,
and that's really hard for me to watch.
Like, there were so many instances
where they should have gone to the police.
I know kids in TV shows, like, refuse to go to the police,
but, like, the police...
In that town, the police weren't corrupt.
Like, that policewoman who got shot,
who was the real hero,
like, she was really trying to do the right thing.
For sure, but her partner was corrupt. So what if they had
accidentally went to him? I guess, but like, I don't know. It was just so frustrating. And then
nobody, absolutely nobody in the group, they claimed that they were such good friends, like,
pogues for pogues, like, what, all that shit. But nobody respected Pope at all. They didn't respect
the fact that he had something really big on the line. The whole summer, they were dragging him
into a life of crime, forcing him to start smoking weed and like
getting in fights when he had a real future, a real future with the merit scholarship. It's a
really big deal. Yes, I completely agree with that. I also felt like there was just way too many like
chasing scenes where they were like running and being chased. Like the whole show was just like
them running out of trouble and like just getting away
by the skin of their teeth.
And so I understood like sometimes it was frustrating, but overall I just like loved
it.
I loved the vibe.
I loved all of the characters.
I loved, I mean, I loved the friend group in general.
I love Kiara.
Like I thought she was everything of the sort and Pope because like he was smart.
And then eventually I really did like Sarah and John B and she just
like kept doing everything right and I can't believe that Deacon Claiborne I mean if you're
this far into the recap like we're about to spoil it so spoiler alert spoiler alert spoiler alert
spoiler alert that Deacon Claiborne who plays Ward Cameron turned out to be the bad guy like
the worst guy yeah I had thought what was gonna happen because at first I thought the show was setting
up like the whole season they were going to look for the treasure. And then at the end,
like they found it or they didn't find it. So I thought that when they found out that the gold
was going to be on Tamey Hill, whatever that property was called that Sarah's dad owned,
I thought because they said Sarah's dad used to be a pogue. So I thought that he became rich
because he found the buried treasure, but didn't tell anyone. And like, that's money they've been living off of. So they were essentially searching in the
right place, but there was going to be nothing there. But then it turns out he really made his
money. And then he was like still hunting for treasure. And he was like living this life of
crime. But what I did like about the show is that there was a twist. Like the whole season wasn't
like, are they going to find it? Are they not going to find it? They found it on episode like
five or six, but then there was the politics around like excavating it and all that
stuff.
Yes.
I would agree with that,
that there was a twist and then it kind of becomes like a whole different
show.
Like when there's that man hunt on the Island,
like that was so frustrating that like all anyone had to do was anytime
they saw a police officer say that it was Rafe.
Like the only one person heard it once,
like scream it from the rooftop.
That was so frustrating.
And that scene on the tarmac,
when we finally think justice is about to be served and then it drags out
for like three more episodes of the most injustice ever was very
frustrating.
When Rafe comes and shoots that good cop,
like I,
my heart sank.
I fucking hate him.
Dangerous.
He's so insane.
Like,
and I can't believe, and I feel like Ward ward even though he obviously got greedy and like went nuts um for a while you could like make the argument that like
he wasn't he's not that bad of a guy like he accidentally killed john b's dad then he didn't
know what to do and he was really fucking stupid but none of that was like evil yet until he goes
to like try and kill john b and then allows his son to um murder a cop like
he could have turned his son in that son was a worthless piece of shit ward didn't even like him
anyway that son is just like so dumb and dangerous and also powerful like when he's riding around
town with that drug dealer who i can't stand like i just had such a pit like to me it's worse for
them to have found john b than it would be for the police yeah but also when the drug dealer eventually knows that Rafe killed the cop and
he's like I own you forever I'm like yeah yeah messing mom but like honestly I feel like they
casted the the rich dad Cameron Ward really really well because at first like he was like this like
wholesome southern guy and he was like taking care of everyone after the storm and, like, looking for
Scooter. Like, he seemed like this really good guy and I really didn't think up for, like, a few
episodes that he was at all involved. Yeah, me too, but I think it's also because he played Deacon
Claiborne in Nashville and also in Jesse, he's the dad. Like, you don't think this Disney dad is going to be, like, stealing treasure.
Yeah.
I generally, like, think shows about finding treasure are stupid.
This one is an exception.
And I also just love, like, learning about a new place and, like, the new culture.
Like, the new – like, I never heard of Outer Banks.
Like, I don't know about the Pogues and the Kogues.
Like, I just like learning about a new –
Oh, you never heard of Outer – you never heard of Outer Banks i don't know about the pogues and the cogs like i just like learning about you never heard about it you never heard of outer banks i guess because i went
to colgate it's like a very colgate-y place um also i was reading in the toasters that apparently
it wasn't filmed on the actual island of outer banks and like to me it's like water marsh looks
and the scene if you read the book where the crawdads sing i don't know if i'm the only one
but um the scene uh the scenery is kind of similar to what i the book where the crawdads sing, I don't know if I'm the only one, but the scene,
the scenery is kind of similar to what I imagined in where the crawdads sing,
which is a really popular book right now.
The scenery just reminded me,
the scenery reminded me of any Nicholas Sparks book I've ever, I mean,
movie that I've ever seen.
Yeah, no, it was really beautifully done. I loved the cast. I thought they were all
such good actors and did such a good job. And I was just like, so grateful to have a season of
that. And I have to thank snitch. Yeah. And Netflix for delivering some content in lieu of
season two of the society. Like, I guess this will do. Yeah. Season two of the society isn't,
isn't happening anytime before quarantine's over because it's not done filming.
Awful.
Did you watch anything else last night?
I started a Hallmark movie,
and I just, like, I started this book
that I told you called Educated
that is really, like, deep,
and then I went to Hallmark,
and I was like, what am I doing?
Like, it was just, it was so stupid.
I couldn't even,
and I actually found this Hallmark movie
that was, was like beautiful farm
Chemin camp.
It was like a movie about this like glamping grounds and like they would show the vistas
and like, oh my God, just like a wave of relief would wash over me.
And then they would like go to the dialogue.
And I was like, I absolutely can't do this.
I feel like those are your two personalities, dumb Hallmark and serious intellect literature.
I know, but it was just like I couldn't –
I've been spending too much time in the serious intellect literature
that I legit couldn't watch this Hallmark movie.
Or maybe it just didn't have that big love there that I needed.
Maybe.
Well, I didn't watch anything else.
I'm planning on watching Too Hot to Handle,
which is the new Netflix dating show. I think it's supposed to be the next Love is Blind. People are talking about it, and I have't watch anything else. I'm planning on watching Too Hot to Handle, which is the new Netflix dating show.
Like, I think it's supposed to be the next Love is Blind.
People are talking about it, and I have nothing else to do.
So when I film my vlog today, I have a lot of stuff to do, and then I'm going to end up probably watching that at night.
Okay, maybe I'll watch that.
I actually got the trailer for it, and it looks like something I would watch.
Yeah, like dumb TV, which is all we can really ask for right now.
Totally.
Oh, and there was a new episode of Songland last night that I didn't watch, but I have it on my Hulu.
I'm so excited.
I'm definitely going to watch that today, but I'm going to watch it with husband, so we have to sync up our schedules.
Oh, that's nice.
I'll wait for my husband, too.
Okay, cool.
Well, I think that's all she wrote.
I do believe that is all that she wrote.
Like, I spoke to her, and she said, yeah, I'm done writing.
Thank you guys so much for listening to the and she said, yeah, I'm done writing. Thank you guys
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