The Toast - S3 Ep76: Week 7 in The Q: Monday, April 27th, 2020

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

Kristin Cavallari and Husband Jay Cutler Are Getting Divorced After 10 Years Together (PEOPLE) Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Expecting First Child Together (PEOPLE) Kylie Jenner Just Dropped $36.5 Million on a New Home, and It's Seriously Chic (Harpers Bazaar) Celebrities being hounded to drop in on Zoom happy hours (Page Six) Kanye West bickers with Forbes via text over billionaire status (Page Six) TV Recaps The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. I think we're going into week six or seven in the queue. Six? I think it's week six, sis. Week six, six. I have to check now. Now I'm curious what week it is. I was thinking about it last night as I was falling asleep. I was like, what week are we entering of QDUM? Okay. One, two, three, four. I just have a vivid memory of last week, us saying week five. Six. Yep. We're going into week six. You know what? It sounds a lot shorter than it actually was. I'm sorry. We're going into week seven. Sorry. It's the 27th, not the 20th. This is week seven. It feels like week seven. Yeah. I's the 27th, not the 20th. This is week seven. It feels like week seven. Yeah. I mean, once again, the Ramona coaster has reared its ugly head and I'm not

sure how I'm feeling. You know, I'm feeling really like tired and beat down. Therefore, I'm kind of glad I don't have to leave my house. Sometimes like being forced to stay in is so fabulous and sometimes it's not. So today I'm not really mad about it, but we'll see what happens tomorrow. I'm too tired to care right now, you know? So I'm not going to put up a fight today. Here we are in the queue, week six, crazy times. And we were just saying how it feels like the start time for our show gets earlier and earlier. But like we used to do the show, like we would be done by now. But my schedule is so fucked up. Like I was up all night. I don't know how to get back on a normal schedule. When my alarm rings for the show, I wake up like 10, 15, 10 30. It feels like the

middle of the night and I'm going to the airport, like going to the Bahamas. You know, I, it's crazy how weird my clock is. Yeah. The biological clock is, it's a strange thing. Um, I watched so much TV this weekend. I'm so excited to talk about it because I watched some interesting things that I look forward to sharing with the class. But other than that, it was just, you know, another low-key weekend. I, too, have a lot to share. And if anybody thinks I'm acting weirdly on today's show, it's because I watched an entire season of RuPaul's Drag Race, and now I talk like them. You know, it's like when you hang out with your camp friends, you start talking like

your camp friends. Like, I'm the fishiest drag queen in this planet and you all are sickening and you're jealous. Like I cannot, Ben thought I was being so crazy last night. Like I was just, when you like, listen, there's so much, there's so much, they're like the Steens. Like they have their own language. But they really like are responsible for so many words, like becoming popular, like sickening snatch, like fishy isn't there yet.

But it's just so interesting like to see where it all comes from. Yeah. So I'm assuming you're enjoying it. I am. I have a lot of thoughts and I'll get into it at the end, which is our TV recap segment, but we're not there yet. Okay, cool. Well, all I did this weekend was watch TV, so I don't really have anything to talk about other than the TV that I watched. I drank about 10 White Claws, I think, over the course of Friday and Saturday. Maybe a little more. I drank a lot this weekend. Maybe that's why I'm feeling so bleh and, like, down to stay in my bed.

Like, I literally did not get out of bed all day yesterday. Ben went to the grocery store, and then he had the groceries delivered. And this woman who delivered them was so funny. Like when she first got there, she was decked out, masks, glove, another mask, glove. And she was like, I can't come in the house. Like she was being very, very strict, which I appreciated. And then she like totally forgot about all of her rules. And she was like being so chatty. She stayed in my house for another 10 minutes, like talking about all the artwork. She showed me pictures of her dog. Her name was Michelle. She was really sweet. Oh, that's so nice. I need to go grocery shopping. It's getting

to that point where my fridge is bare. Um, so I'll have to brave the store, but like the store is always popping now. And now that the weather's nice, everyone is like, Oh, I think I'll go to the store. And so like the line wraps around the block because people don't mind waiting outside anymore. You do have the advantage of not having to be working, quote unquote, like at one o'clock on a Monday. So I think you would probably have an easier time during the weekday than you would like yesterday going to the store. Ben went to the store yesterday on a Sunday, which is like the bravest thing you could do.

Everyone is just like their schedules are off. You know, there's no good time, but I'll have to make the time because I need some fresh ingredients. Better ingredients, better pizza. Exactly. Bagel bites. Ugh, the shit. Out at every store. The fact that I managed to get my hands on three boxes during quarantine is a miracle

because yesterday Ben went, nothing. You know what I got that I haven't tried, but I'm into like so many frozen mini pizza things that I got Totino's. I've never had that. They can be quite dangerous if you eat them too hastily. I know. So I haven't tried them yet. That's like a snack thing. Maybe I'll try it today. And then I also got an Elios pizza because Elios pizza is pretty bomb. Oh yeah. That's like standard textbook. Everyone tries to, you know, make a new mousetrap, but when it comes down to it, Elios is good enough. I actually, I have a few frozen pizzas in my freezer and I haven't had a frozen pizza since like week two of the queue, but I think at week seven, like,

I think it's time. Yeah. It's just so funny how like my palate has changed. Like when this first started, I wanted like hearty meals, like ground beef, ground turkey, steak, chicken. Now it's like, I cannot stand standing in my kitchen for like an hour making a meal. Like I want the fastest thing possible. Yeah. I used to enjoy like the hour it took to cook. Um, but now I don't know. I'm just eating to live. I'm like, what's going to make me the fullest, the longest. So I don't have to make the trip to the kitchen again. Totally. Like I hate my kitchen now. Like I hate everything in it. I want brand new utensils. Like my pots are so ugly and smelly. Like I just, I can't. And you know what? It's like, I'm actually busy.

Like today we have landed a pretty esteemed high profile interview today for tomorrow's episode. And it's like, I can't be running back and forth to the kitchen when Francesca from two out to handle is waiting for me on my zoom. Yeah. I'm really busy today. The weekdays are just are really busy for me. I have another virtual one-on-one session with the live method, The weekdays are just really busy for me. I have another virtual one-on-one session with the Live Method, which I'm excited about. And I'm doing my sheets today, but I try to make my bed look normal behind me. But my sheets are in the washer. So when it's a changing of the sheets day, a changing of the guard, you know it's going to be a busy cleaning day because when in Rome. It's a huge day. Like in my house, the day I wash my sheets, I literally do not get into bed until 10 p.m. because I was so busy. Yeah. So I have one of those days ahead of me. And even though I'm not looking forward to all of the work, I'm looking forward to the way I'm going to feel when it's all said and done because I will feel accomplished unlike how I'm feeling right now. Yeah. Actually, I have a busy day as well. I'm working on one of my secret projects. I have a few in the air and

I'm just so busy juggling them that it's just sometimes I forget. And then we have this Francesca interview, which like I'm actually intimidated to be talking to someone like so beautiful. No, same. And like we have to figure out like our Zoom interview techniques because it's going to be dicey. Yeah. I have a feeling it's just going to have to be like very question, answer, question, answer. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. We actually, there is good ass news today. You guys like shits pop in. Celebrities are like tired of being irrelevant and they're making statements and they're doing things and they're getting pregnant. So I think it's time. It's not time because I have one thing to say. Um, when I sat down for my second lunch yesterday, I was just perusing Instagram and Jeffrey star was like, I'm going live on Chris Jansen's YouTube page.

He's a journalist and like we're discussing something very serious. And I tuned in and I've literally never been so confused in my whole life. What I gathered is that like one of the musicians, like back in the day when Jeffree was on MySpace and then he got signed by Akon and he was doing like music tours. One of the musicians that he ended up like going on tour with as one of his opening acts is like a sexual abuser or something of underage girls and like Jeffrey is like there's so many conspiracy theories saying like Jeffrey was involved Jeffrey knew Jeffrey saw so like he went on YouTube to like clear his name it was just like

I've never seen Jeffrey like so defensive and like in that kind of like, he doesn't, he doesn't have to do that interview. Like he lives in his mansion. Like nobody bothers him. Um, I thought it was like admirable that he did it. And this Chris Jansen, who's apparently like a legendary American journalist who I'd never heard of. Um, it's like on his free time, like investigating this case into Dobby something. I don't know. It was, I need to, I need someone to explain it to me because it's so strange, like this whole thing. Oh, weird. I didn't even hear about it. And in looking for stories, I also didn't hear about it. It's very niche.

Yeah, it seems that way. Well, if you get the tea, if you get the facts, let us know. I don't think anyone knows the facts, which is why it's so shady. Okay. Okay, now is the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it is time for the fast time stories that you need to know yeah you in the back seat of the taxi and hopefully not hopefully at home in the bed in the queue uh before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and that's true jackie and i know you're you're feeling buzzed you're excited but you know it's a total buzzkill on your whole mood spam Spam calls. They totally invade your space, are super annoying, and they're the last thing you want

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killer free for seven days. Now get out there and stop those spammers. Again, that's Robo killer.com. Love it. Honestly, like spam calls really do rain on your parade. Like ain't nobody got time for that. No. And it's like, I always think like, I'm so fabulous. Like a New York city number is calling me like, who wants to put me on the cover of Vogue? I'm like, no, it's some girl like your car insurance. I'm like, I don't have a car, a car bitch rub it in i don't even have a license okay first story the craziest news i've heard in the queue um kristen cavallari and jay cutler are getting divorced after 10 years together last night out of what feels like nowhere both kristen and jay took to instagram posting cute photos of themselves with the exact same statement.

They said, with great sadness, after 10 years together, we have come to a loving conclusion to get a divorce. We have nothing but love and respect for one another and are deeply grateful for the years shared, memories made, and the children we are so proud of. This is just the situation of two people growing apart. We ask everyone to respect our privacy as we navigate this difficult time within our family. I have so many thoughts. Like, three thoughts. Ready? Mm-hmm.

Like, one, you were just in the Bahamas together for over a month. Like, was that what caused you to get divorced? Like, it just seems weird timing. Two, this is just, like, so crazy because it really, like, shows you how, for the most part, like, reality TV is so shady, like in such bullshit. Like if you watch a show, I actually just was watching an episode where he dropped his phone in the river. They were on this camping trip and like, yeah, they're definitely different, but like it seemed to be working. And then the third is I would love to know logistically how

you get diverse divorce during quarantine. Yeah. Well, they're like what we're talking about, but here's some, here's some things that people magazine who had the exclusive, like statement is saying, and a source is saying, so I'm going to go and say that it's true, that their split had absolutely nothing to do with any cheating rumors. I hadn't heard any recent cheating rumors, but I feel like there's always cheating rumors with celebrities. Also, on their recent trip, they already knew they were splitting up. So here's what I'm thinking. Like, I feel like they're really good friends. And I also feel like they're, it's always been sort of like touch and go in their relationship. Like, are they going to stay together? Are they not? But I thought that they

just made the decision that they were going to so and then moved on with their lives. That's why this is really like coming out of left field now when it seems like they're happier than ever. You know, like if you watch the show, they just they have this life for themselves. And even if they're not like the perfect match, it seemed like they were happy with the life that they had together. And that's what they were going to fight to keep. Yeah. Like if there was ever a time for them to have gotten divorced, it would have been like season one, when they like looked like they had so many problems, but Jay was just like not into being on TV and like Kristen wanted it so bad. Like that's when I wouldn't have been surprised,

but now it's like, it's all settled. Like why now? Why this sperm? Yeah, it's interesting. But I feel like they actually are good friends. And they went on that trip. They probably knew they were separating. But they're able to just like remain good friends. And honestly, it's bittersweet. But I'm curious to see both of them, mostly Kristen, single. Yeah, like taking the dating world by storm.

I'm also very curious about the financials of it all because she's a star, but I think he's more the breadwinner. And they just bought this sickening $6 million house. And by the way, all their houses, they've moved so many times. And I only know this because people are always wanting to see what their houses look like.

And somehow their new listings always end up in the Toaster's Facebook group. But they always end up moving out of a sickening house into like a more sickening house. Yeah. So right now they're living in like the most sickening house. Their last super sick house has been on the market for a while and it's still not sold. People were saying maybe like Jay will move into that house because they're not far from each other, which is a really nice idea. So I think the way that the money works, at least the way that they show it on the show, it's like Jay was the breadwinner and he has made a lot of money,

but he doesn't make any money anymore. Like he doesn't work. He just like, you know, sits around and watches the goats on his camera and like stews. But Kristen is like a very much a working modern woman. And I think her company is doing really well in the show and everything.

So like she's doing really well right now, but I think they're both fine. I don't think like money is really going to be a problem. Yeah. But like, she's working now with the show and the jewelry line, but that pales in comparison to Jay Cutler, like what he made in just like a year.

Yeah. But that was it. Like, it's been a few years since he played. It's like, you know, that you live off of that money it's like on the one hand yeah i agree like what did he have a 30 something million dollar contract and

like what is you know she's it's not the same but that money flies it does but it's my understanding that his football money was like forever money he played for a while yeah wait i'm just gonna look it up and by the way where are their houses in nashville nashville okay he signed 126.7 million dollar seven-year contract that included a 54 million dollar guarantee so i guess they'll be all right yeah no and i'm just curious like all right what's the prenup vibe oh i don't know but i'm sure that they have one because she was working like she was working before and yeah i don't know what i think it's gonna be so amicable i think it's gonna i'd be like i just think that they are really good friends maybe this is gonna be a good thing maybe you know she'll end up needing the money and she'll join the hells

reunion oh no but like why would you join some sad show when you have your own show? Now here's a question for you as a very Cavallari Stan. Um, do you think the show will be as good without Jay? Yes, because the show is not about Jay. He just became like this bonus. Um, but I think we'll be missing something. But I could also see Jay still being on the show. Like if he is living down the street and he's just like her friendly ex-husband, which is the vibe that I'm getting, but I'm sure everybody starts off as a friendly ex until it turns. Then I think we could, I think there's a possibility where they really remain friends and he's still a part of the show. But if he's not, it's fine. The show will take on more

of like a Vanderpump Rules, like the drama in the store, which is already what it is. But getting like a taste of like her home life was really a treat. And now let's play our favorite game. Who should they date? Who do you see Kristen Cavallari shacking up with in Nashville?

I have no idea. Maybe a musician, maybe a businessman, Bo. Because I feel like now as a businesswoman, she understands like, you know, that businessman, Bo life, maybe that's the life for her. Yeah, and you know, in Nashville, I don't really see her hooking up with a musician because for the most part, like the big successful older ones like are all married. That's what everyone in Nashville does. Like they get married and have a million kids. And the younger ones are like 21 years old. So I don't think that's necessarily the palm that you should be taking a swim in uh i don't know

there's so many i feel like we're just like thinking of the ones that are married but i feel like brett eldridge oh my god kristen capillary brett eldridge done his new music is chef's kiss fantastic i don't even know if she likes country music, though. What's with the Nashville Association? So Jay went to Vanderbilt, and for a while, like, they were living in Chicago, but they met in Nashville, and when Jay was playing for Miami,

I think Nashville made a lot more sense for them to live there. Got it. And I think she really likes it. Well, she was struggling. She was having a hard time making friends and she made a friend and her friend turned on her and she was using him for the show

and it was just not nice. But then Justin, DP Hugh, moved to town with Scoot and now they have like this fabulous foursome that's just been torn to bits. Yeah, those are the true victims here. DP Hugh. Yeah.

Yeah. This is a sad story, but you know what? I hope it's as amicable as, like, I imagine it to be and how they're saying it is. This is a sad story, but these aren't sad people. No, no, no. Like, there's plenty of life for them after this relationship. Like, I'm not worried about either one of them becoming, like, a shut-in. I just – it's sad.

You know, a family – you know, maybe it's, you know, the child of divorce in me, but these children, you know, it's sad. It's i just it's sad you know a family you know it maybe it's you know the child of divorce in me but these children you know it's sad it's sad it's sad but i i think i think we're gonna be all right we're gonna be all right yep that's how i feel okay next, a little more celebrity couples news. We give you the good with the bad. Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their first child together. Ten months after getting married, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger-Pratt are gearing up for the next chapter in their lives.

The couple, who wed on June 8th of last year during an intimate ceremony in Montecito, California, are expecting their first bebe together, multiple sources confirmed to People. The bebe is on the way. The bebe on the way will be the gift of forgiveness's author's first child, while Pratt, 40, is already a dad to seven-and-a-half-year-old son Jack. While seven-and-a-half, this article is so specific. Whom the actor shares with ex-wife Anna Faris. You know, this is actually a similar

situation. It's like when they got divorced, it was like so amicable, so amicable, so amicable. And even now it's like fine, allegedly, but it's like Anna Faris has to hate Katherine Schwarzenegger. She has to, or else she's not human. Yeah. I don't think it's the same situation because there was, there's something about like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris at the time where they were just like, you know, the pinnacle of like love and quirky celeb relationships and we love him and we love her and blah, blah, blah. And like, they're so in love. Whereas with Jay and Chris and Cavallari was, I've just always gotten like a really good

friendship and respect vibe and like, oh, we're also going to start a family. But like every day we wake up and decide that that's what we want to do. You know, it's not just like we fell into it and we can't get up. But I'm saying the similarity is like, it was so amicable when they divorced. And even like after he started dating Catherine. I don't think so.

She went on Watch What Happens Live and she was not well. So that's what I'm saying. Like, I feel like maybe not now but in a few years like we will see like some sort of resentment like crack between chris and cavallari and jay cutler and i just i refuse to believe that like everything is so perfect with chris pratt and and his first and second wives like you never hear but i think no i never thought things were perfect with chris pratt and and Anna Faris but I actually do think they're as perfect as one can be with Katherine Schwarzenegger like these two are just like

they are like a vacuum yeah is Anna Faris have a boyfriend not a famous one yeah um it's just like it sucks like when the person that you were married to like a moves on so fast and like when you're in the public eye like becomes like this sweetheart like they are literally like the face of like jesus christ like they're like he's good christian like everything they do is perfect she writes a book about forgiveness and it's a new york times a seller like everything they do is so fucking perfect and like waspy like how can anna faris not despise katherine schwarzenegger she's a lovely girl i'm not saying i'm lovely girl. No, I'm not saying she doesn't. I'm not saying she shouldn't.

Right. But this is happy news. And it's not about Anna. Speaking of interesting first and second wives, I was watching Lala Kent's stories like a week ago, and she was laying in bed with Amber, Lala's ex-wife. They were like hysterically laughing about something. And I just thought it was so weird.

Like, do you remember a year ago where- So the mom, Randall's first wife, you didn't explain that. You said Lala's first wife. Oh, sorry. Randall's first wife was laying in bed with Lala. Like a year ago, they had all this drama where on social media, very publicly, the mother of Randall's kids was like begging Lala to stop posting them on Instagram. Lala kept posting them on Instagram.

Like it was very tumultuous. Now they're lying in bed laughing. Okay. Love to see it. Things can change. That's so interesting. I didn't even see that. And you know what?

For a second, I thought it might've been Randall's daughter. Cause like she looked so young and they were like laughing laughing laughing and then she turned her head I'm like oh my god that's the mom that's wild I mean you know what it doesn't surprise me how could you not eventually come to love Lala Kent and you know when you're in Lala Kent's position like I'm sure really all you want is for the woman to like you. Yeah. Like that, like the first wife doesn't have to like the second wife, but it's nice for the second wife to be liked by the first wife.

Yeah, of course. Especially when there's kids involved. I feel like that adds a whole other layer. Yeah. Otherwise it's like, bye. I'll literally never see you again, first wife. Right. Okay.

You ready for our next story? Some exciting news. Sure. again first wife right okay ready for our next story some exciting news sure some exciting real estate news because it's clear that kylie jenner has been watching the toast and realized that her home was not suitable for a billionaire because she just dropped 36.5 million dollars on a new house and it's sickening kylie jenner might be in quarantine right now but she still has time to expend her property portfolio the kylie cosmetics founder has reportedly just purchased a brand new home in homeby hills california the property costs 36.5 million dollars and according to people the massive compound boasts seven bedrooms and 14 bathrooms it even has 20 parking spaces for Kylie's several luxury cars.

I mean, this is weird for two reasons. One, because we were just talking about how Kylie's home is so humble. I mean, love that about her. She's just a regular girl, but it's clear that she's not. Maybe she heard us and she did not want to be referred to as a regular girl. And the second thing that's so weird is that this is in Holmey Hills. It's like 30 minutes away from Calabasas. It's like in the center of Los Angeles. Really? I was like, I didn't want to really do like a Google map search because I just wanted to assume it was like down the road from her old house. So she's not living.

Is in Hidden Hills? Like, no. Yeah, I was just like, oh, she's in the hills. Yeah, no. So, I mean, it's not been made clear whether or not this is like an investment property or she's going to live there. I have to assume that she's going to live there. Also the like developer and owner of the house slash land is the same person who Kylie bought a house slash property

from in Palm Springs. So it's obvious that Kylie is like a fan of his work. Interesting. Also, this is just my detective work. Kylie's been posting some photos just like around her house in the queue. And I'm pretty sure that some of the photos are taken at this new house. Because if you look behind her, there's like an outdoor TV fireplace situation. Obviously, a lot of places have that, but it looks identical to the outdoor TV fireplace in the photos that the realtor posted. Yeah. And I guess I saw her post a photo of her. Kris Jenner got her that dream house for Stormy, but I guess that could be anywhere. They could move it. No, I don't think she's living there yet, but like she might be going back and forth. Like it might be fun to have two houses

in the queue. So like when you're quarantined one week here, one week there, like switching it up for the kids. I mean, that just sounds so nice. Like I, I love Kylie and I'm not in any way shading her. Like if I thought she was being humble, that's cool. But now she wants to not be humble. And I think that's fabulous too. Yeah, no, honestly it was, it's not even about being humble. Like it was just time we happened to notice that like the peak of her billionaire status. And also we were just watching her on the show and we were just saying like, she, she has a kitchen and a foyer and a living room and an upstairs. Like she just has a house. Um, and she obviously realized that too.

So I think that this house is sweet. So do you think she's going to live there or it's going to be like an investment? No, I think she's going to live there. It looks like a home. It doesn't look like a flip it like district sort of property. It looks like a house,

but also apparently she got a really good price for it because it was on the market for $45 million. So a Kris Jenner real estate broker. She got a $10 million discount. I mean, it's probably a good time to buy right now. Interest rates are low. Yeah. And maybe because she knew this developer from Palm Springs. Like they gave her a two for one deal. Maybe, yeah, maybe. I don't know if that's how it works with $50 million homes, but you never know. This is just so fabulous.

BOGO, it was a BOGO. Yeah, I can't wait to see the content, the outdoor. I can't wait to see Stas, you know, like living it up in the second bedroom. I'm just, I'm excited forever on this. This sounds so exciting. And then I get content so I can only be pleased with that. Yeah. This is exciting all around. And you know what? I hope just Kylie, the YouTuber comes out to play and like gives us a house tour. I mean, that'll never happen, but we'll probably get an architectural digest spread in like a year. Yeah. Even if it's not a house tour, even if it's like a three rooms

in my house tour. Or even if it's literally just for Snapchatting in the a year. Yeah. Even if it's not a house tour, even if it's like a three rooms in my house tour. Or even if it's literally just her Snapchatting in the new house. But you know what? I honestly loved the decor of her old house. Like remember her dining room table with the ombre chairs and all the butterfly pictures, like sickening. I'm excited to see what she does with this new house, but I feel like her old house was so homey. And I feel like that sometimes happens to celebrities where they're living in a house where they're so comfortable. And then they obviously like get too big for their britches and they need to get a bigger house and they move to this bigger house. And it's just like not homey. They don't feel like they're home.

And I think like as much as she's probably out of all the sisters, like the least reliant on the sister connection, like she invests so much in her friendship. She hangs out with her friends more than she hangs out with her sisters. I do think living 30 minutes away is like not going to be good. I think she'll realize quick that she wants to go home. I'm sure she's thought about it though. Are you sure it's 30 minutes like with traffic or without? I mean, there's so much traffic in LA. That's what TMC said, 30 minutes close to the center of LA, which also makes me think like maybe Kylie's going to be going out more. Like, maybe they didn't want to go to clubs every day when they have to take a 90-minute drive home to Calabasas.

Oh, no, not distance from Beverly Hills. Distance from Holmby, Google. That's the new place to be. Okay, I'm looking it up. 29 minutes, you're right. And I know that sounds – No, you're right. Sorry. It sounds like not a lot lot but they're all used to

living in the same gated community like it's a lot yeah except you know who doesn't Kendall where does Kendall live she used to not but she bought a house I think she finally returned to the manor interesting okay so you know what maybe no I don't think it's an investment property because look at her picture she's like thotting around on the bed. It was probably like during one of the house tours. She was probably like walking around with a contractor or something, but she was like, stop and take some pictures of me. And it looks nice. You know what's so crazy though is that the house is probably staged.

That's not real furniture. Like it's staged and it's literally so sickeningly designed. Like I would take that furniture. I would buy that furniture, that house furnished in a second. It's like Kylie's not going to keep one fucking thing. I know we would buy it in a second. Cause we're lazy and we like, weirdly don't know how to design a house, but this is Kylie specialty. You know, the whole family is really so good at it. You have to wait like a whole year before you can move in. Well, she has her old place. I like she'll, she'll be in and out. Yeah. This is good for storming.

Yeah. No, it's exciting, period. But this next story is really funny, and I'm ready to get to it. Are you? Is it the one brought to you by Daily Burn? Obviously. The gyms are closed, right? But you want to stay active and get fit?

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I'll do like two in one day because I have nothing but time. And then I feel so good after, like I just work out so many different parts. Like I just got an email from daily burn. They have a, like a yoga class that looks so good. So I love to do like something that's strength training and then low key. And then it's two hours later and I'm like, Oh my God, it's time for dinner. Yeah. Anything to fill up the time between your first and second dinner. Exactly. Okay. Next story. Celebs are being hounded to drop in on Zoom happy hours. First it was the autograph, then it was a selfie. Now page six is told that the ultimate fan trophy is getting celebrities to drop in on their Zoom happy hours. Industry insiders say that stars are being inundated with requests from quarantined admirers

who want them to surprise their friends. And we're told some stars have agreed to make a quick appearance. For example, we're told Shaquille O'Neal and David Spade have both been hounded to make digital drop-ins. I've seen so many people. But in fact, it's become such a trend that industrious insiders have been considering setting up a service like Cameo, where stars are paid to send video messages for wrangling celebs for Zoom calls. Yes, I have heard that too, that like there's now an economy of companies whose job it is like to create digital platforms like Zoom or like digital meet and greets because that's the world we're going to live in for a little while.

And I actually think it's really smart. I think people would want that outside of like quarantine also. And I actually think it's really smart. I think people would want that outside of like quarantine also. Yeah. And I think like maybe a Zoom happy hour is like where we started, but I think we can be thinking bigger about how we could like be virtually communicating with our favorite celebs one-on-one or like a lot on one. But I thought this was just really funny because celebrities, like we're just dropping into people's Zoom calls.

But I don't understand how they got there. People DM them on Instagram, like, hey, join our Zoom. Here's the meeting ID. Here's the password. Yeah. I get a lot of those too. I'm not like Zoom. I can't get on my computer in time. By the time I see them, they're over. Well, so I have joined a few. And I just feel like my personality really doesn't come through on a Zoom. And then I feel weird. I'm like wearing no makeup and like literally nobody knows who I am. It takes me 10 minutes to realize that I'm there. And after that embarrassment, I think I'm done. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe if I was like in Zoom mode, you know, when I was like Zooming a lot, I could go in and out. If I was zoomio, but when I'm just like in my bed

and I see like someone sends me something, it's just, I feel like I'd be like crashing the party. I guess that's the point. Yeah. But then, you know, I was going to say something mean, but I won't. Sweet. Okay.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Because it's fucking hilarious. Of course. Kanye West bickers with Forbes via text over billionaire status. Forbes magazine has finally confirmed Kanye's billionaire status, but according to the musician, they still shorted him on his actual net worth. Editors at the Money magazine claim West took issue with his published $1.3 billion estimate, texting staffers that apparently Forbes doesn't know how to count,

that his net worth is actually closer to $3.3 billion. Okay. I don't really care if it's 1.3 or 3.3. Like, the fact that Kanye is a billionaire when just a few years ago he was, like, drowning in debt is really admirable, but it's also really sad that, like, he became a billionaire before Kim, who literally cannot stop working. Yeah, that's true. I can't believe he's a billionaire.

And I actually, I believe him that it's 3.3. Why would he like go out of his way? He's been saying for a while that he, like, I feel like just Forbes is just behind in counting people's money. You know, like they're just behind. Well, net worth isn't necessarily how much money you have in the bank.

So there is a formula. No, it's not how much money you have in the bank. Yeah, I know. So it's like, there's a formula to adding up all the value of your companies, your properties, like everything you own, all your investments, your liabilities. Um, so I feel like nobody even really knows, even the person, like, I feel like he wouldn't even know what his real net worth is. he wouldn't even know what his real net worth is like no ambiguous term yes it is but I feel like he knows what he has going on like present day and what it's worth and Forbes like especially because a lot of the things that he does you probably don't think it's going to be like worth this much but I guess it's it's subject to people's opinions of what you think something is valued at. But I think that he's worth even more than they said.

What would you value Sunday service at? Like it's a company. Like you can't, like it has an insane value. But like I think to Forbes, that's not a tangible item. They probably wouldn't put a valuation on it. Because they don't generate that much money. Yeah. Like they have some merch and they've done a few shows. Like that's not really in terms of Forbes is like

binary way of thinking. Like that's not a viable business. But also like Kanye's doing stuff with like planned communities, something that we haven't, like people haven't seen a lot of, but he's been talking about it for a while. So I'm sure he knows what that's going to be and what that's going to be worth. Whereas like a writer at Forbes doesn't. Yeah. I mean, I'm just happy he's a billionaire. Like I hated when Kanye was poor. It was so sad for Kim. Yeah. I'm really, like he's doing really well and he's being hilarious about it. And Forbes doesn't know how to count. Forbes doesn't know how to count. He was also recently on the cover of GQ in like a mini tractor that looked like something like from Pee Wee Herman um and he looked cute in Wyoming oh yeah that was the one where he was

wearing a tank no he was in a tank yeah sorry he was in a tank yeah it was like a mini I don't even know what it was it was like you know those cars we used to have when we were kids that were like real versions but like many of real cars it's like that for like a tractor it was like the car the van vehicle that he was riding in that video for a chick-fil-a you know when they all go up to the mountain yeah i think so it was like a mountain motor like a tank a tank okay a tank yeah he was in a tank okay that was what the headline was okay but you're not remembering we had this conversation oh where i was like the headline was kanye's in a tank on the cover of gq and i was like wait that's not a tank top yeah yeah yeah yeah but you know i wouldn't you know maybe that's because i wouldn't consider that a tank. I would consider it more a tractor.

Oh my God. It's so, okay. I don't know. I don't know. We're not car people. Oh, whoa. Earthquake. Okay.

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you should watch it. And people were like, it's a true story. You can't spoil it. And it was like, even though it's a true story, I didn't know the ending and I enjoyed watching it so much more because I didn't know the ending and I was truly in shock so no I'm not going to tell you how it ends if you don't already know because that is considered a spoiler thank you for proving my point about the time we were in Utah and Olivia spoiled the Jimmy Hoffa Irishman thing for me and she was like it's history you don't know I'm like no bitch I never fucking heard of Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah. I mean, maybe I, it's on me that I've never heard of what happened at Waco.

I don't know where I would have heard it, except like I literally was a history major and I studied American history and it never came up once. And that's, that's on the education system. Yeah. Honestly, the first time, the first time I heard of what happened in Waco and, and parts of this story are from a book I read last week, the one I was talking about, Educated, about the Mormons in, I don't know, like they were super religious in Idaho. And like a couple of the things that I saw about in this show were spoken about in the book. But other than that, never heard of it. Yeah.

I weirdly have only known about the incident from Waco because I'm like such an investor in Chip and Joanna Gaines' whole career. And a lot of the talk about why they're so successful and considered so major in Waco, Texas is because they took the name Waco back for the last 20 years. People have associated Waco with this major tragedy of this cult or whatever. And that's like when you think of waco you think of that it's similar to how when you think of like whatever another place like you associate it with like the most tragic thing if it's not a well-known place like waco and now when people think of waco they think of like the great property values and chip and joanna and the silos

and like all the great stuff they do so that's why i knew about the waco incident and like it's weird because i don't know anything but i did know about the Waco incident. And like, it's weird. Cause I don't know anything, but I did know about that. And I never saw the show, but it's a fucking horrible story. It's a fucking horrible story. People should watch the show. The show was really well done. Um, obviously, you know, like any bit of historic recollection and has its biases, but I think, I think they did a really good job. I think it's such an, it's an important, horrible story, one that I had never heard. And I'm glad that I watched it. I thought all the actors did a really good job.

It was just so crazy. I still can't stop talking about it. I'm trying to get everyone to watch it because I'm in shock. Yeah, well, we stan Tim Rains and we support him in all of his acting endeavors. And it really makes you question the term cult in general. all of his acting endeavors and it really like makes you question the term cult in general like um i actually i was reading some stuff about waco afterwards and i found some really pertinent quotes about cults i mean i don't know if this is the time or place but it's just like the term cult is really like a judgment term i mean look at us right anyways highly highly highly recommended and it felt good to

like watch something smart and true because like I was learning something as opposed to yesterday when I spent the entire day watching Descendants 1 Descendants 2 Descendants 3 and then Zombies 1 and Zombies 2 fabulous

honestly it was really fabulous I had never seen the Zomb um duo before but it's really good it's the same plot as descendants but it is a good film um i actually did something different because you know i like you i will watch if i've seen descendants like i'll watch it every day like i never like watching new stuff because i just i can't take it on but i've been meaning to like get into rupaul's drag race like the fact that i'm not a part of it like and I like to call myself an ally of the gay community like honestly it's just homophobic that I don't watch it so I decided to watch it and Kyle who is a fabulous toaster um he kind of gave me like the rundown on what seasons I need to watch because part of the

reason why I never watch it it's like there's so much content and like it's intimidating and like I don't know so he told me the seasons that I needed to watch and I watched all of season five yesterday and it's really like such a fabulous show and it's really interesting to see like this season aired like a while ago now like Nicki Minaj everyone comes on as guests but they could not get a guest if they tried back in the day like literally the most famous person Camille Grammer oh my god they loved her and by the way they totally love and respect housewives and they like have so many housewife references like one of the guys was deciding whether or not to go as katie perry for the snatch game or as cameron westcott like they really appreciate the housewives

so that's why i loved it and i just feel like it really shows how drag is such an art like the entire show i could not figure out who was who because they transformed themselves so much. And then you get to know their characters, Alaska, but then he takes off all his makeup and I literally couldn't recognize him. Like it's so confusing. And there's like 15 contestants, but there's really 30 because they both look, they all look two different ways. So I had a really hard time in the beginning figuring out who was who, but then they weed out the nobodies and it's really all about like, like four or five people. And so with this specific season, like spoiler alert,

Jinx monsoon one. And I felt like it was a really interesting choice. It was a very, very talented group of people, but then it's like when they whittled it down to the bottom three, like I didn't think any of them should win. And I wasn't sure if it was like, did someone get left behind? Because the thing is, and that's what I learned. It's like in order to be like America's next drag superstar, like you have to have it all. Like you have to have

the glamor, obviously, but then you have to have like the acting chops, the singing chops, the lip syncing chops, the performing chops and the comedy chops. Like comedy is such a part of drag and there's pageant girls in drag queen who have like done the pageant circuit and they're like, not that funny, but they're like beautiful. And then there's like the club girls who are like, their drag is like kind of messy, but they're like so funny and personal. And I just felt like of the three girls that had ended up with Alaska,

Alaska, Roxy Edwards, no Roxy Andrews and Jinx Monsoon. Like I didn't think any of them really had every single it factor. And Jinx Monsoon was the one who, like, had most of it, but her glam was awful. Like, every time she was on the runway, she looked like Beetlejuice with her striped tights. Like, she was just not bringing, like, the level that I needed her to bring. And she was also, like, bullied the whole time. And she was, like, really very much, like, she was a narcoleptic Jewish drag queen. So she was falling asleep in the workroom all the time and when she said she was the narcoleptic jewish drag queen like it made me like her from the beginning

but her glam was just like her whole shtick is that she is a drag queen in the 70s so everything she does is like 70s vibes so like they had a whole thing it was like sweet 16 and all the girls dressed like slutty 16 year olds like with purses and flip-flops it was so funny jace monsoon comes out in like a long lace dress like she just her glam was so bad but she should have won because like they couldn't have given it to roxy she was bullying jinx the whole time and it's like the thing about the show is like it's so funny and it's like so camp but it's also very earnest like they really open up about like the struggles of the lgbtq community so you're like laughing and crying and it's such an important show for so many people. And they just like, couldn't give it to like the bitchy drag queen. Cause she was really bullying everyone. So it

teeters on like being like a culturally important and like sad show and also being like the most important fabulous show ever. It just, it really tickles all the senses and it's really, really good. I'm going to watch a whole other season today because it's important as Bruce says to know your history and I have to go back. I think I'm gonna watch season two and then all stars. Um, it was just really good. And by the way, the graphics, like it's such a weird thing to say, but I watched so many reality shows and I compare it most to project runway.

There's like a challenge every week and then there's a runway. Um, but the challenges are so much more well thought out and they're really tests. Like if you can have it all, like in order to be a drag queen like you have to be you have to be everything like you don't have to be a triple that you have to be like a five time threat like dance sing lip sync comedy glamour yeah wow i'm glad you liked it i did i really feel like roxy edwards if she wasn't and and Roxy Andrews, if she wasn't such a bitch, she could have won because they couldn't have made America's next drag superstar a bully. And she was a bully sometimes. Feel that. Well, I'm excited for you. Now you have so much

content to watch. I know. And Ben was like, she's really like, yeah, too. Like he came in, what is this? I'm like, sit down sit down oh that's so funny i started um another show last night um i don't know if you've ever watched it virgin river on netflix have you heard of it it's one long hallmark movie but it's a series and it's like a little bit more like not risque but like just you know there's some shit happening um it's good it was like boring and slow but that's what i was in the mood for. A lot of people said it was really good. Snitch had watched it. It's based on a book and I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. You're feeling it. I wonder what's going to be next for me. I still

didn't watch Money High season four yet because I'm saving that like for the most bored day of my life. But I don't know, after Waco, it just opened me up to all these possibilities. Was Waco on Netflix? Yes. I just love a historical limited series. It's like, I'm not trying to go eight seasons with this, but six episodes? Sure. Yeah, and if it's historic, like, you know, they have to end it sometime because, like, history stopped, you know? Yes.

And it's just like, then you can, like, you can, like, look up all the characters and see where they landed. So it was really interesting. I haven't watched something good like that in a while that was the hardest part about watching um drag race so late it's like i wanted to look up the girls i can see their glam on instagram but i knew if i did i might spoil it so i couldn't and then like i was up till three in the morning like on people's instagrams because i wanted to see finally and then it's like when jinx monsoon won and I looked at her Instagram, like it really, it made me question her. Like her Instagram was really sad and bad and like her blurry selfies. Oh shit. Yeah. Like that's not the face of RuPaul's Drag Race. I'm sorry.

Also what's crazy is, so I watched zombies starring Milo Manheim, you know him, he won dancing with the stars and his mom was in waco so it just really comes full circle his mom is like friends with the kardashians and that's how they were all tweeting for him to vote for vote for him on dancing with the stars like that's how he got the kardashian support so so like the other week snitch sent me a photo of Milo and his mom, because I guess he took her as his date to something. And she was like, oh my God, that's his mom. And I was like, who are these people? I don't know him. I don't know her. Then come yesterday, she was like, so that's why when I said that's Milo's mom, I was like, still,

who is she? And then I looked her up. I was like, wait, I know this woman. How, how do I know her? Like I, I was just with her. I looked her up. She was in Waco. Is Melissa Benoist in Waco? Yes. Yeah, I thought so. She's such a good woman. She does a really good job.

She does a really good job. It's a, they do, I wonder if anyone, it came out in 2018, so I wonder if anything from the show was nominated for any award. I do feel like Tim Riggins should have been nominated. He played, like, a very convincing David Koresh. Is it a Netflix original? Unclear. I've been really,

I've been saying, like, everything I've been wanting to watch is on Hulu. All of the RuPaul seasons are on Hulu, and I just fucking hate it. Like, any time I get up to go get a snack,

it takes me back to the pilot. I know I've said it a million times. I'm hoping someone on the IT team at Hulu will fucking hear me. And my connection error, like, I don't have any problems with any of my other apps. Any. Hulu. Connection error. Can't.

Can't. Hulu just, like, has amnesia. I know, but they really have the best slate of content, in my opinion, right now. Speaking of, I need to finish Little Fires Everywhere, but it's like I don't want to finish it because then it's over. Really? Probably if we're not going to recap it like I'm probably not going to finish it. The last few episodes were so bad and I would have let go earlier if it weren't for us recapping it on the show. Like it was really disappointing and honestly I don't want to keep supporting it. I don't want them to think that they did a good job. Well, the problem is, is that it's because the book was bad.

That's what I'm saying. They did a five. They made it better than the book, but the book was not enjoyable. I gave it a 2.5 on the redheads. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. That's low.

Yeah, that's low. And so it's like, why would you make a 2.5 into a show? I can give you a bunch of fives. Totally. That's all I watched pretty much. I really just drank the rest of the weekend. So I'm going to watch some more RuPaul this weekend and then I'm going to join the RuPaul toaster group. I just didn't want to join it yet because I didn't want spoilers. A hundred percent. That sounds, I love that journey for you truly. Like I'm very excited

that you have this like new direction and purpose. Like you're, you're the new directions. Yeah. And then I've really been thinking of ways I can incorporate a lot of like the, the fishy vibes from drag, like into my standup. Cause it's just going to like become a part of me. I have a feeling like I, I think I'm actually going to become a drag queen. Love to see it. And I, you know, I pretty much wear as much makeup as some of the girls. So it's fine. Love it. Oh, my doorbell just rang. I wonder who's here. Anyways, I got a jet. Bye, everyone. Thank you so much for listening to The Morning Toast,

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