The Toast - S3 Ep78: The One About Towels: Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

Gigi Hadid & Zayn Malik, We're Having A Baby (TMZ) 'Shahs of Sunset' star GG Gharachedaghi gives birth to a baby boy (Page Six) Bachelor's Nick Viall Slams "Liar" Madison Prewett Over Peter Weber Comments (E! Online) Kendall Jenner Quarantine Road Trippin'... W/ NBA's Devin Booker (TMZ) Oscars Will Consider Films That Didn't Play in Theaters as Part of New Academy Rules (Variety) Vanderpump Rules Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to The Morning Toast. It is a nice enough Wednesday here in New York City. How you doing, Claudia? What up, Toasters? Happy hump day, a favorite day here at The Morning Toast. I'm not feeling really humpy yet. Maybe it's just because I just changed my duvet cover

and I have underboob sweat. Maybe later in the day I'll start to feel like humping someone and I'll talk to Theo. But for now, I don't know. Hump days just aren't the same, you know, in quarantine. No, they're definitely not the same for me now that I'm not spending them with Theo. It's so upsetting. That's what I'm trying to say. He's the king of hump day. He is. And he just, he wanted me to relate to you because he's like busy and to all the toasters that, you know, I know that today is not the day we thought it was going to be um this is like our seventh hump day in a row not

being together as a community and theo just wanted everyone to know that he is here for us he's offering free um guidance counselor sessions um via tilla health so if anybody's looking for an appointment with theo um you can contact his assistant directly, and he's more than happy to help. I heard he's also singing with some of his medical friends. A video of them singing Imagine is going around just to help inspire people. As Theo's in-house PR rep, I can confirm that those rumors are 100% not true. And Theo hasn't heard of this video. He does not know anything about this video. And

this is actually the first we're hearing of it. It's a narrative he wishes to be excluded from one he never asked to be a part of. Very much so. Thank you for your time. I understand. Okay. Wow. I'm so glad that we cleared that up on Theo's behalf. Yes. I have really nothing new to tell everyone except for that I watched a whole other season of RuPaul's Drag Race, and I'm not sure if anyone wants to hear about it. But I have a lot of thoughts on season six because the first episode started and I thought it was a joke because these girls were just, unfortunately, nothing of the sort. And I thought it was like a joke, but then it ended up not being. Now I started season seven, which is Violet Chachki,

Trixie Mattel, and like every girl on the first day could be a winner. So it's weird how the seasons like are either consisting of girls who are nothing of the sort or who are something of the sort. Interesting. Well, at least it's a fair playing field. Yeah. It's really just really enhanced my life in such a fabulous way. And I'm so glad that I have this. And I find myself, I know I keep saying this, but I'm really like being like, so Rue, you know, when I talk, I'm just so theatrical. And I keep saying like, yes, work, work. So I'm just really turning into RuPaul. Don't mind me. Love that. I'm turning into the Unabomber because I started watching last night Manhunt Unabomber, because a lot of people

suggested that after Waco, I might like it. And while the show isn't done as well as Waco was done and the way that it's formatted is kind of annoying. Uh, it's another story, another major story that I weirdly did not know about. I've heard of the term Unabomber, but like, I thought it was someone who had a bomb in his underwear. Like I had no clue what it actually was. And I realized it's because all of these things happened, all of these things happened when I was alive, but like too young to be participating. It was like in the nineties.

So I was probably five. But then, you know, I was too old to have learned about it in my textbooks. So this chapter of American history in like the nineties is just lost on me. So I have so much catching up to do. And if anybody has any other suggestions of shows similar to Waco or Manhunt that I would like, please recommend them. I'm just loving a historical miniseries. That is my new favorite thing, like a limited series about something that's true and a well-done story like Chernobyl. You know,

I made Snitch watch Chernobyl. And if you haven't watched Chernobyl yet, you absolutely must. I made Snitch watch Chernobyl. And if you haven't watched Chernobyl yet, you absolutely must. So that's kind of the journey I'm going down. I haven't finished Unabomber yet, but they got the guy and it's about to get good. So pay off is coming today. It really disrupted my TV schedule when I had to go back to Input 2 to watch Cable, Vino Pump Rules. And I wish I could say that it was worth it. Like it wasn't even worth it. No, it was so weird for me to be like really learning so much about American history and then be like, oh my God, a Sir Softball game. Yeah. It was at best a week episode. And just now that I'm choosing my content in terms of like, I have so much more time and I'm really investing in my content. And now I'm finding things that are really like enhancing my life just to go back to cable sometimes is, it's really like a challenge. Yeah, no, it was, it was challenging last night, but I think Tuesday nights are always the hardest. Cause we go back to cable for one show. Whereas for the rest of the week, like we go back for Beverly Hills, Kardashians,

Real Housewives of New York, Like, it becomes more worth it. So, also, last night's episode did have its moments, so I'm excited to talk about it. It wasn't all just, like, Sir Softball game nonsense. No, no, no. It wasn't. But it was an hour for, like, four minutes of shit that I wanted to see. Yeah, well, you know what? It was good for me because I needed to switch gears in my mind because I couldn't have fallen

asleep after just, like, just getting to the cabin because I was already like you know just too much going on in my head and if you haven't watched Waco yet make sure you watch it everyone's watching Waco now it's all anyone's talking about I have to believe that it just got to Netflix and that's why we're all watching it um and it's it's just so good it's just I actually think that you should watch it I'm so like in another place in my life. Like, maybe down the road I could get to a headspace where I would watch it. But I'm just in this drag place where I literally cannot watch anything else. But it's the craziest story that you've never heard.

No, I knew about it. So do you know what happens? Do you know what happens? I do. Okay, well, I don't want to spoil it because it's better when you watch it and you have no fucking clue what's going to happen because then you're so yes it is shook to the core um we have a lot to do today we have dear toasters which is our advice segment if you ever want to write in you can always email us dear toasters at gmail.com we're going to recap vanderpump Rules and then of course deliver the Fast Five stories. So I think that it might be time. I think that it's time to jump right in because again, like

this is three days in a row now where we have some real stories for you guys. So without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And that's true, Jackie, but I just, I have one thing to say, and it's really been bothering me, and I would like to get it off my chest. Today's episode is brought to you by Cherry, the latest, honest, uninfluenced, real beauty reviews. Cherry is a new beauty app for beauty, skincare, and wellness enthusiasts to freely share their insights, opinions, and personal stories in an honest and thoughtful forum. Cherry features everything you need to know about products and practices from

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Okay, first story. Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are having a baby. Gigi Hadid is pregnant, and the dad-to-be is her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Zayn Malik. TMZ has learned. This is a TMZ-exclusive. Family sources for the couple tell them that Gigi is 20 weeks along. It's unclear if they know the sex of the baby yet, but both of their families are very excited.

The supermodel shared some celebratory photos with the former One Direction singer this past weekend, but they weren't baby related. They were birthday pictures. Her sister Bella was also in the pictures and she said that she had the sweetest day celebrating her 25th birthday with her quarantine family. So they're all in the queue together in Pennsylvania. I think it's Yolanda's farm there. It's a farm chairman vibe.

Like, I'm so here for it. And a pregnancy vibe. And I'm fucking shook. I mean, I'm shook because at first I was like, there's no way that this is true. So I was thinking of I was going to embark on a as to find the truth, like what's actually going on. But then after being so widely reported, not as rumor, but as fact, I think we pretty much confirmed that it is true. So now that I know that I am just like wrapping my mind around this whole thing. I think

it's so crazy. Like, obviously it's wonderful. A baby's always a blessing, but it's just so crazy. It's so unexpected. They're so on and off. Gigi's at like the height of her modeling career. Like you wouldn't expect her just to get pregnant, but she did. And it's, it's crazy. I know. I'm actually really excited for them because they're, they are so on and off again, but I feel like this sort of thing makes them on forever. And I ship these two, like, I think they're OTP, and I'm excited for their future little family. Oh, I don't know if I ship them OTP. Like, I – You don't think that they're OTP, that, like, no matter who the other one dates,

they're always just going to come back to each other? No, I never got that vibe. Also, like, it's hard for me to report on these stories, like, reading blinds, like, thinking what I think about them. But then also, you never know what the blinds are saying. But the blinds are that, you know, he's, you know, very toxic, has a lot of substance abuse problems. Like, so I, and that he's very controlling. So when I think of my brain in the blinds, I'm like, oh no, you know, maybe it's not so good. But then like what I see on Instagram,

it's all very sweet. The Met Gala, like it's all nice and good. So I don't know. I really don't know what to think. I think happy thoughts. And also like maybe this will be the thing that makes them together forever. Like we're not going to go do other things with other people anymore. Yeah. This could be the glue that holds them together. I don't know who I thought Gigi's OTP was because it definitely was not Joe Jonas. Honestly, part of me really believed it was Cody Simpson because they just looked so much alike and they were going to become this Australian power couple. But I don't know. I never gave thought as to who was her one true pair, but I just never, I never just, I don't

know. I thought Zayn was like a phase for her. No, he's her one true pair and it's just like Bella and The Weeknd. You know, they can't quit each other. Yeah. Bella and the weekend. Don't give me as toxic a vibe. Yeah. But they don't give me as OTP a vibe. Like, I just feel like Gigi and Zane are so like obsessed with each other meant to be, obviously they have obstacles and hurdles and whatever challenges that you're suggesting, but they're going to get through them together because that's what OTPs do. I guess. I don't know. I'm not feeling like this honeymoon vibe that you're feeling. I just, I'm shocked. Yeah. I know. This is really shocking and really crazy. And obviously it's a rumor still because she hasn't confirmed it. So it's kind of like Sophie Turner where it's

just like being reported as fact. It's shocking to the core, except more shocking this time. The two like marrying couples, whereas Joe and Gigi used to date and then it was like so toxic because she loved him for Zayn and then like he was all butthurt on Instagram, like posting about it. Like I'm kind of living that like these things

are happening parallel to each other. Yeah, me too. And like, who knows, maybe they'll live in the same town and their kids will go to school together and then like date Or be friends that would be so crazy I mean it reminds me of kylie a lot because I think a lot of people are thinking like gg hadid like height of her career biggest supermodel in the world like Getting pregnant is not really like a part of that plan

But I think at some point it's just like you've made all the money you can like It's only so much money you can make and there's only so many campaigns you could do where it's like you want to do something different and being a mother is definitely different. For sure. And I think Gigi is really family oriented. Like I think she's obsessed with her family. I could see if like this is exactly what she wants. And she is the biggest model of the world. I don't think there's anything that she hasn't done or anything she's like trying to, like she's, I think it gives you that sort of perspective when you're on top looking down and you're just like, what do I want out of life? What makes me happy? My family, my man, let's make a family with my man. Yeah, no, it's literally like the Kylie syndrome. Yeah. Except Kylie was 19. Oh, so much younger, but Kylie was also like a billionaire. Well, not back then, but you know what I mean. Yeah, but it's not about money.

Well, it's definitely about money. I think a lot of people plan their lives around like, excuse me, a lot of people plan like when they're going to start a family is based on like financials is like a huge part of that. When you don't have to think about it, it's like, sure, whatever. Yeah, but I think Kylie was another one who just really, who like always dreamed of being a mom, you know Well, that's what she said in that youtube video that she um

Like put together and all of her friends were like kylie's always wanted to be a mom as someone who's followed her Like I never knew that but of course, I don't know her personally Yeah, I just I think that it's true because I don't think I don't think anyone could make that up Like it's you're already a mom like you don't need to justify it by saying you always wanted to be a mom you know can you hang tight for one second my feet are so cold i'm just gonna get a pair of socks right here 10 seconds you can sing for everyone no i'll just get into the next story because it's a it's a great segue it's a little more bebe news centered around a gg because shaz of sunsets sunset star gulnasa gives birth to a Bebet boy. Congratulations are in order. The Shadows of Sunset star gave birth to her first child,

a son named Eliza Javad Gar... How do you pronounce her last name? G. G. On Monday night, her rep confirmed to Page Six on Tuesday, Eliza arrived at 8.50 p.m., weighing in at 6.5 pounds and measuring 19.5 inches. Page Six can exclusively reveal that

her sister Layla was with her at the hospital. Her rep said everyone is doing great and Gonesa is beyond excited to be a mom and start this new adventure. So I caught up on Shaz last weekend and so I think a lot of people, I was reading stuff in the toasters, people were very confused because she's not really like so, like the Sh's people are interesting because people watch them on TV, but they don't really keep up with their lives like offline unless there's like major drama. So a lot of people were confused because in the most recent episodes of Shah's, Gigi had miscarried and then she had had an ectopic pregnancy where they had to remove one of her fallopian tubes so she could never get pregnant naturally ever again in her life. And a lot of people didn't know she was pregnant. I was seeing like some of my friends who watch the show and love the show, they're like, wait, she's pregnant because she did go through IVF, which it's now my understanding. I'm learning so much

that it bypasses the fallopian tube. So you can get IVF if you don't have fallopian tubes. So I'm so happy for her. Like this journey journey was so sad like i knew that she was pregnant starting this season and i knew that she was going to document the journey so when she got pregnant this season i just assumed it was a pregnancy i was seeing on instagram but i didn't know she experienced a miscarriage and like it was just so sad and i i've had my fair share of problems with loch nessa over the years in terms of the show but to me like her now wanting to get pregnant and just like growing up so much like not really involving herself a little bit with the MJ stuff. But I don't know. I just, I really am seeing, and every year different housewives, different reality

stars are like renewed versions of themselves and it's a lie, but I actually feel like Loch Nessa is no more, hopefully. Yeah. I would agree with all of that. She's really grown up. I'm so happy for her. This is something that she's wanted for a long time and she manifested and it's here. And the bebe, he's here and he's beautiful. Yeah, and she just like wanted a baby and like went out and did everything she could to get one. Like, I just think that's so impressive.

And to die, that's what I love about the Shahs. Like they really open up and bleed out for the show. Like not because they're thirsty, but because they genuinely like want to share their culture, their experience, their fertility struggles with the audience and i just think that like that show is stellar and i'm all caught up and i'm so conflicted like i there's a little bit more to what mj did but it's not even close to deserving of the response that it got from everyone but particularly from reza and reza like before three episodes ago i was about to be completely finished with him. Like he was so not self-aware, acting a fool,

but he came back down to earth and he was really just trying to defend his husband. And like, I respect that even though his husband is the worst character on the show. They need to break up. Retweet, retweet, retweet. They are not good for each other. They are not good for each other. And this whole for each other and this whole thing is adam's fault and then adam like runs away and he's not even a main character it's just and reza's like acting a mess just because he's defending his husband which you and i would both do like i totally respect that but he made it's just awful like and and i'm a little over destiny like my things are really changing but the only thing not changing is that neima absolutely has to go. But he did one good thing. He's like a content strategist.

I don't know what he does. But one of his clients for his fake business was Boots and Brews, a country music festival in LA. And he made all the crew like dress up. They're like these Persian like 40-year-olds dressed up as cowgirls going to a festival, like eating mac and cheese and ribs. Like it was so funny. Like them in that setting was pure reality TV gold and Reza brought, I mean, Nima brought them

there. So for that, I'll allow it. But like him talking about his struggles with his mom and the letter, like, I don't care. And I know that's so rude, but like, I don't know you. I barely know you. I don't want to know what this letter your mom wrote you when she split you and your sister up, like the parent trap. It's so hard to care about like new reality stars. Like it's just this interesting formula of like enough time, but not too much time because I do want to know some stuff about you in order to give two shits about you, but like just be Garcelle or go home. Yeah. Or be Liam McSweeney. Like I know nothing about Liam McSweeney, but like when she goes deep, like I'm kind of into it. Same with Garcelle talking about like her husband. Like that's interesting. Your mom dropping you off at a nunnery, Liam McSweeney. Like I know nothing about Liam McSweeney, but like when she goes deep, like I'm kind of into it. Same with Garcelle talking about like her husband, like that's interesting. Your

mom dropping you off at a nunnery, Liam McSweeney. That's interesting. So I randomly that you brought her up. I was reading yesterday about the article that she wrote for about the women's March. Um, first I read like a post article about like recapping the article. And then I was like, let me read her actual work. Like I know that she's a writer. It's so crazy. You should read it. No, that is so impressive of her. And it's crazy that she was cast for real houses of New York.

And Andy didn't know that. That's like probably number first thing on her resume. Right. Like a list of accomplishments. Yeah. Crazy stuff. Also you just talking about like boots and barns festival um like literally gives me a pit in my stomach because that's all i want to be doing like i'm just i'm broken and

my time hop this week is last year's stage coach two years before that our family trip to turks and cagos like every time i log on top, I want to throw my phone out the window. Three years before that stagecoach. So it's just like never ending. Oh my God. It's, I miss. It's so upsetting. I miss fun so much. I'm wearing my surf laws sweatshirt, just like an honorary fun memento of the times that we had at the surf. I remember when you overpaid for that sweatshirt, but it was so worth it. Well, no. So this is, I overpaid for two surf lounge sweatshirts. This one was worth it because it's actually cool. The other one that I got is hideous, except that until I pulled this one out from the back of my closet, it was the only zip up that I had. We need to make a zip up because

sometimes you don't want to put something over your head. I agree. Next drop. Okay. Next shot, we're making a zip up. Like I don't always want to put something over my face, over my fudge. And I was wearing like a sport, like in the queue, I'm experimenting with different styles. So I was wearing a sports bra and this oversized sweater. Like I thought I was Ariana Grande in the queue. And I just feel like that's an aesthetic that we should elaborate on. And it's hard for me because like when I drink, when I'm like just sitting on the couch drinking my first leaf wine, I really fluctuate temperature wise and to have to take a sweatshirt

hoodie on and off and on and off it's a lot a zip up oh let me take it off maybe drag it down on my shoulders oh yeah that's so awry hold on huh this like isn't a real sports bra like if i go any further like you'll that's what we need it to see my same bra jackie soma okay no this is um calvin klein but it's legit made of nothing um well just picture this you guys you're at home finishing a glass of wine and just as you're about to pour another it happens the realization that you're all out and there's no backup bottle we call that novenophobia the fear of running out of wine thanks to to First Leaf, we get personalized boxes of wine shipped right to our door. Here's how you can get the incredible wine without leaving the comfort of your own home. Start by taking a quiz to assess your wine drinking

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I just, I don't know if you've seen it yet, but I'm just here for it because Nick Vile is slamming Madison Pruitt over like how she's behaving on social media, calling her a liar. Now, I guess he like went on a bit of a rant and I read this article and I'm just like here for someone speaking the truth.

Not that I think Madison is liar or not a liar, but someone just like here for someone speaking the truth not that I think Madison is liar not a liar but someone just like knowing something and saying what's what they know you know so here's what um here's what Nick Vial said he was discussing Madison Pruitt's recent claims that Peter Weber wanted to rekindle their relationship days before sparking romance rumors with Kelly Flanagan Nick shared that she that Madison has a reputation of being quote a liar he also alleged that fan theories calling out Madison for running her own fan account which with Kelly Flanagan. Nick shared that Madison has a reputation of being, quote, a liar. He also alleged that fan theories calling out Madison for running her own fan account, which fans believe she used to depict herself in a positive light, are true. We all remember that when her account

was commenting. Of course. Okay. So he said, quote, this is Nick's words, we also know Madison to be a bit of a liar. People want to forget. I know Madison wants to forget it, but her Instagram, it's a fact she did that. And listen, it is silly and trivial and there's a logical explanation for it that, you know, she wanted people to like her. It's a totally relatable thing. He said, I'm more critical of that. And I know Madison thinks I don't like her. And I know people think I've been hard on Madison. I think she's just fine. I've even defended Madison, but if you're going to be righteous and you're going to be pious and you're going to be like, talk about your relationship with God and how you want to be an example to young women, blah, blah, blah. I hold you to a high standard. So don't be a liar. Don't be vain.

I'm vain. I can be vain. Don't have your family use Bruce Pearl's house for your hometown and sell it as your own home when it's not your home. Before wrapping up, he added, I don't like that. If you're going to be super pious, I've talked to producers and they like Madison, but they also think she can be a little manipulative and a little bit of a liar. Oh my God. The tea. I just burnt my lip. It's so hot. Wait, he also weighed in on that TikTok video, which fueled feud rumors between her and Kelly this month when she posted that, you know, the makeup thing. And then they were like, where's Peter? Where's Kelly?

Where's Kelly? Right. And Nick said, every Bachelor goes through it where like, especially the bottom three women on your season love to like, they're starving for attention. He says like more than we do, by the way. You know, like all these girls that popped up on Madison's Snapchat or TikTok, whatever the fuck she was doing to get headlines like Peter's women throw shade to Peter. Like,

it gets annoying, right? They have literally no connection to him whatsoever. So true. I mean, I think that Nick Vile has really cemented himself as a truth teller and a moral compass of the Bachelor Nation community. So I have absolutely no choice but to believe everything he just said. And I agree. I mean, Madison has been pissing me off, like, since the day she left. And I defended her. Like, I thought Barb was an asshole. And I still do.

But, like, I just thought Madison handled herself with grace. And she really was just, like, pious, innocent, like, really nice. But then just, like, something about the TikTokoks and now knowing that her house was fake like i can't and i shan't oh and i went yeah yeah nick vile is just like he holds up a mirror to bachelor nation he and because and it's because he's not like he doesn't pretend to be something that he's not he's he's like been in everyone's shoes and and he what they're doing. And I really appreciate someone just telling us, okay, like Madison is like, she's probably a nice girl, but like, she's not as perfect. No one is that perfect, you know? Right. And there's been so much mystery around this

whole situation. Like everyone's speaking in such like weird, spooky ways. Like there's so much you don't know. we know more happened like and so we're just supposed to hate that shit and we're just supposed to assume there's so much more that we don't know but no one will tell us but they'll just tell us that there's more that we don't know it's so frustrating so it really has been a confusing time for like peter stands and maddie stands because someone's fucking lying and i think that unfortunately and i don't even like peter like i hate to even defend him because he was the worst Bachelor in history. But I do think that Maddie is a little snaky vibes.

Yeah, I don't, like, like Peter. I didn't enjoy his season. But I feel like at this point, lay off of him. Like, he's just trying to enjoy his life. And by the way, if he is with Kelly now and she's everything of the sort, like, he figured his shit out. He made it right with her. And he's okay in my book.

Great. Speaking of all this, if you want more Bachelor Tea, head over to The Snatchers. She just dropped a new episode all about listen to your heart slash your snatch. It really, honestly, is so important to listen to your snatch sometimes though. And that's what I kind of have learned about my body during the process of this quarantine. It's like, not only is it so important to listen to your body, and every influencer I know taught me that, but it is more important than anything to listen to your snatch. One thousand percent. So did you wind up listening to your body yesterday and taking a nap?

No. Oh, I meant to mention that in the beginning, but I forgot. So I know everyone's been like waiting with bated breath. I woke up early yesterday. Yeah, your sleep schedule has just been, we're losing sleep over it. Yeah. And I know everyone wants to know, like, did it work? Were you up all night? No, I've been going, I've been going to bed at like one and laying there till three. Me and Ben went to bed at one and I passed the fuck out. And today again, I woke up, I'm waking

up an hour and a half before the show. I just think it's like what I need to like lay around before the show and to reset my body, to in this good groove and i was so tired yesterday like literally i got up to make dinner my legs were trembling maybe that's because i haven't gotten out of bed in like two weeks but i literally was like ben give me water i was being so dramatic in the kitchen like ben i don't feel good i think i'm gonna fake it he's like so done with me by the way he is yeah well i got new sheets from brooklyn and shout out i paid for them but they're really really good and i realized how like gray my white sheets were until i got new white ones and i put them on that's why it's like a little fucked up over there

but um i asked him to help me with the duvet cover and he was like i have an 11 o'clock meeting like so do i i have the toast and i'm like just if we do it together we could do it in four minutes but like i'll be doing it here for 15 minutes alone so like the first second i'm like, just if we do it together, we can do it in four minutes, but like, I'll be doing it here for 15 minutes alone. So like the first second, I'm like, grab this corner. And he just like, is not listening. He's like grabbing some random corner. I'm like, this one, this one. And I lost it. And now we haven't spoken. to do in the queue. The duvet cover was a walk in the park. I'm dealing with clean stuff. Like it's like comfortable. Uh, it just gives you a perspective, you know, but you know what my new cross to bear is in the cleaning realm. And like, this might sound gross, but apparently it's like a thing. My towels like don't smell good when they come out of the laundry anymore. They smell. And I was Peloton yesterday. I have like a stack of little washcloth towels for my face and they smell like gym clothes, even though they're fresh. And I looked it up and it's called smelly towel syndrome as one, um, as one cleaning blogger called it. And basically like the towels,

like, because they're so absorbent, they soak up all of the like fabric softener and detergent. And then they don't rinse out. So I need to get like white wine vinegar and baking soda to relieve all my towels. So that's my chore today. So I had a similar problem, but it wasn't with my towels. It was just like anytime I would wash something, I would open the washer door and like it was just smelly vibes. And I used to have that problem. Yeah.

It's just that your washing machine is smelly. Like you need to clean your washing machine. So you have to run an empty cycle with white wine vinegar, which worked instantly. Now I'm having that problem with my dishwasher. I open up the dishwasher, it fucking smells. Why are all the appliances so problematic? Oh my, well, it makes sense. They're wet and then dry and then wet and then moist. And it's like wet food in the dishwasher. It's disgusting. You know, the, I, well, I've had that issue with my laundry machine. I always suspect it's a smelling machine. I just like, I don't trust it.

But my clothes don't smell. Just my towels smell like gym clothes. So it's, I'm going to experiment with this. I'm excited. That it's only your towels. Well, no, it makes sense as this, I actually have the page up here. The bloggers, it's one good thing by Jilly.

She said it's because the towels, like the way they absorb so much. So they, and I've been using too much fabric softener on my towels. You're not supposed to use any fabric softener because, um, I was using it cause I just was like, Ooh, I'll have soft towels, but no, don't use, don't use any fabric softener because pretty much like the towels absorb all that. They don't get rid of it. And now it's holding on. And eventually like cleaning products, like soap turns to dirt when not washed out so i'm just having a fabric softener you can use it on everything else but just not on your towels oh my god i literally did all my towels yesterday and i put in so much fabric softener shit well eventually you'll just

have to do a load of white wine vinegar with your towels and then a load of baking soda on hot if it's bad and i'll let you guys know if it works. I also need new towels. Does anyone else treat their towels like shit? Like my towels are literally disposable. Like I throw them in the wash and they change colors because I don't care. And then I get my makeup all over them. And then in like a year, I just get rid of it and I get new ones. Yeah. I was like thinking when I was reading this article, I was like, why don't people just get new towels when they start to smell like gym clothes? But I realize now it's like every single one of my towels, like I would be towel-less. Well, also some people really invest in their towels. Like they get plush, huge, like no, mine are like camp level piece of shit towels

because I literally just, it's a cycle. Like I just dispose of them. They're from Target. Yeah. Also I do have some like plush towels that are monogram that I got as wedding gifts, but I don't use them. Like, no, of course not. Those are decorative makeup on them. No, I, they're for my like real adult house, you know? Oh yeah. I have so much shit that is like for my married house. And like, technically I've been married for three years and I live in this house for three years. Don't care. I will not use like my KitchenAid, like, um, food processor, like the bread maker thing. Like that is for my house in the suburbs. If I ever go. Yeah. Like those towels like food processor, like the bread maker thing. Like that is for my house in the suburbs if I ever go. Yeah. Like those towels are for like when I have a house with

bathrooms that I don't use. So that way I'm not like, but in my master bathroom, I will never be using like plush ass, like monogram towels. No, like what I do to my towels is absolutely disgusting. Like you don't even want to know the places they go, the things that they see and like the things that gets wiped on them. So I can't – I don't understand people who have, like, fancy, like, cashmere towels. Yeah. That they use, like, on the regular. Like, in their butthole. Between their legs.

Oh, man. Just kidding. I've actually, like, never done that move. Like, the – Oh, me neither. I think that men do that. Yeah. To get the gooch it's my understanding

not to be like so gross but when bang gets out of the shower he like always gets out of the shower i'm laying in bed he just like looks at me like i'm supposed to do something and then i watch him dry off and he like literally takes a towel and like shoves it like in between his junk like he's like and that's how he gets it dry so he doesn't do the like the little air dry thing understood well that's nice okay next story are you ready i could share that are you ready kids okay kendall jenner is quarantine road tripping with nba's devin booker kendall jenner has a special quarantine pal, NBA superstar Devin Booker, and they just social distanced in the back of his Maybach together for a quick road trip to Sedona.

TMZ Sports has footage of the two of them during a quick bathroom break at a rest stop near the Arizona city, and it's not like they were trying to keep a low profile. Okay, so like, one, this sounds like a dream, just going on a quarantine road trip to Sedona, which thought was wine country but I guess it's Arizona I thought it was wine country like in I think Sonoma Sonoma it could be wine country but just in Arizona maybe I don't know I thought she was whatever I thought so too but I too, but I guess not. And you know what? Now that I think about it, that was so – like I can't remember the last time I heard something about them.

Like girls got to live. Yeah, no, totally. I mean Kendall weirdly has like terrible taste in men except for Harry Styles. But like some of the guys she dates, I just like don't – I don't get it. Yeah. Witnesses said that they looked like a couple during the stop, but sources close to Devin and Kendall insist they're just friends. One source puts it this way, quote, don't i don't get it yeah when this is said that they looked like a couple during the stop but sources close to devon and kendall insist they're just friends one source puts it this way quote

kendall and friends have a small social circle amongst the group who have been following the same social distancing and physical distancing guidelines devon is a friend and is part of that small group they took a road trip there's a much needed air no but like this is like controversial like because ness is like it's not really a necessary errand to like drive to Phoenix. So it's like, first people are reading this story like, oh look, new boyfriend. And then it's like, wait, we're in the middle of a pandemic. Where are you going?

No, I don't know. Like, I'm sorry. I can't judge. If I had a car and an interesting place to go and I could get there, like knowing that I could handle myself and just drive, I would be there in a flash. Totally.

I wish I had a car. I mean, I don't – like people are doing drive-up graduations, drive-up birthday parties. I think getting in a car and going somewhere is completely fine. Yeah, I agree. I think the car is safe. I think the car is safe too. Also, he's one of the top players in the NBA.

He's currently in the middle of a five-year $15 million dollar contract with the suns so love that for her oh even though tmz is oh even though tmz is saying like yes kendall does have her circle of friends and they're you know circly um i've never heard of this guy in the group before like he's no fay no and also like i have a husband who knows everything about the nba and i just know players because i've heard their name but i have never heard of this guy i don't know what he looks like but if you got a hundred million dollar contract like they don't just give those out in the nba like he's obviously legit what's his name devin booker he sounds cute i literally have no idea like what he looks like i'm trying to picture um well the pictures of them uh out and about are like not

great quality but i'm really here for this like i just i'm i'm glad she's finding love in the queue oh my god he's so hot okay now i'm gonna look him up oh my god wait he's so cute wait i'm dead i take back what i said about her cutie patootie patootie. Look at his smile. He has perfect teeth. You think those are veneers? No. Oh, he's a major cutie. Wow, 100 mil. 158.

158 mil. Wait, speaking of millions, Kylie has been in her new house, like, TikToking around the house with Stas, just like you said she would. Yes. I'm so happy. It's like she's putting out content because she wants us to know that she's in the new house because she's taking pictures and videos in the most recognizable parts of the house from the pictures that went around on our Instagram and on TMZ. Like, her, and it looks like it's the furniture from the pictures. Yeah, no. And I feel like maybe she's not totally moved in. Like she might even just be going back and forth and stuff.

But what a fun time to get a new swanky pad. And she looks so sickening. That slow motion video that she put on her Instagram trying to sell Kylie Skin's sunscreen. Like I was fucking hooked. Like I literally have that sunscreen and I wanted to buy it again. Her blonde hair is so beautiful. Like she is living the life. And she's just like walking around creating TikToks. I just, I live for a culturally relevant Kylie queen. I know it's, it's so good. It's so good. Um, speaking of Kylie

though, an interesting factoid, because we know that Stormi loves trolls. Do you know that they released trolls like at home and it made more money in like the first few weeks and it did in five months in theaters like the first one so now that makes a lot of sense parents just need their kids to like shut the fuck up and they like put on trolls and the kids are quiet for two hours honestly yeah it's it was very kind of the studio not to postpone because there are parents i I bet, who needed trolls to come out. No, even in the background of Kylie's TikToks, like, trolls world tour is up on the queue

in her TV. That's so cute. Like, what was the equivalent for us of, like, a franchise cartoon that we, like, died for? Shrek? Oh, maybe. But we were, it would be younger than that. Honestly, it was, like, was like barney yeah barney was the shit wait so here's the stat the troll sequel made more money in three weeks of digital release

than the original did in five months in theaters wow which led nbc uh not in my newsletter but it led nbc universal ceo jeff shell to say the direct release option could be a new business model for big budget films, even once the pandemic is over. That, in turn, caused AMC, the movie theater chain, to say that it won't play any Universal films in its theaters. So now there's, like, beef. But you know what? I do see that definitely opening up as like a revenue stream. Maybe not for every film. Like I don't think people want to watch scary movies at home, but I think there's probably a really interesting like business opportunity for kids movies. Like parents can't always get out and take their kids to the movies and kids are just so fucking annoying. They like

always need stuff to do. So I actually think it could be great. Yeah. I think that's really interesting. And I'm, I'm, i'm happy for the kids and i'm happy for the parents and this is actually a great segue into our fifth and final story that's a little movie biz news it's a little movie biz yes are you ready for it you don't have anything that you want to say no okay oscars will consider films that didn't play in theaters as part of new Academy rules. So the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has tweaked its Oscar eligibility rules in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic.

During a meeting on Tuesday, the Board of Governors approved a temporary hold on the requirement that a film needs a seven-day theatrical run in a commercial theater in Los Angeles County to qualify for the Oscars. What a lame world to begin with. Yeah, that's why the Irishman was like in theaters before it was on Netflix, because they just wanted to get an Oscar. This seems like it needed to go anyway. Instead,

films will be allowed to be released digitally without playing in theaters. However, that doesn't mean any movie premiering on a streaming service is eligible for Oscar gold. To be considered, the streamed film must have already had a planned theatrical release the film must also be made available on the academy screening room member only streaming site within 60 days of the film streaming or vod release they're still so backwards like you still have to plan like get with the times you know this rule is obviously still in place but for for coronavirus, it can't be. So you need to have had something planned in theaters in order to be eligible,

but there's no talk about moving forward if this rule is going to be eradicated because it's such an antiquated rule. Yeah, seriously. And they're still trying to, like, make this rule happen, and it's like, it's 2020. You know, because technically, like, To All the Boys I Loved Before is not nominated,

not being able to be nominated for an Oscar. It's not eligible. And I just think that's fucked up. Yeah. Oh, is that true? Like, are you... It just is a good movie. It's a good movie.

It wasn't released in theaters. And it should be, honestly, some of the shit they nominate for Oscars. To All the Boys I Loved Before is a perfect movie. I would agree with that. Oh, by the way, in answer to your question, the studio revealed that Trolls World Tour took in $100 million in premium VOD rentals in its first three weeks of play in North America. That's crazy. Crazy. Now I want to watch it. I actually did see Trolls 1, so I might as well see the good one. Yeah, no, kids movies that kids

love. Pixar is such a brilliant company because they are really also made for adults like me and ben actually recently re-watched shrek when i was like a young child i loved it but it's actually there's two shows going on there's like the show for kids and then there's like the double entendres that are actually for adults yeah maybe i'll check it out it's um should we recap Vendor Pump Rules? Let's. Well, the Vendor Pump Rules recap segment is brought to you by Naturium. Driven by the belief that high-end performance skincare should be

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That was really cute. And Bo was so cute and it was really well planned. And I like when there's more than just like, there's thought that goes into it. Like the mausoleum, which is so Stassi. Like, I don't understand it, but it's so Stassi. And it was very, very sweet. Yeah.

And the party was really nice. And there was also like, it was all the OGs like getting together for like a real occasion. And that's just like what, it was all the OGs, like, getting together for, like, a real occasion. And that's just, like, what I love to see. Lisa's house looked so pretty. My favorite part was when, like, Stassi was, like, so happy. She just saw her family.

And Lisa was like, I have a white dress for you, like, if you want to wear it. And Stassi was like, I feel great. You know? Yeah. Stassi was, like, how everyone should be. Like, she just didn't care about anything. She didn't even really care about the Carter stuff. She was just so elated and so happy. And it really was like lovely to see because

we have been like on the journey for eight seasons of like all the boyfriends, Jacks, like it's really been quite tumultuous. And just to see it kind of come full circle was really nice. Yeah, it was really nice. I mean, they did sort of make the day about like Kristen and Carter drama, but I think that was just the show doing that I'm sure for them it was like 0.5 seconds of their day um yeah all the drama like really is so crazy I really am feeling for Kristen and I and I understand it's it's totally sassy saying whatever she wants like she should have but it must be just really sad to be in Kristen's shoes right now and just like the people that have been through, therefore like through all the hardships of like the last 15 years of being

single and figuring life out. And it's like, now you're all like hitting your stride and you can't even be there to celebrate. I don't know. I just like, what could she even do at this point to make it better? But then also, but then also she's like depressed. So she's calling her man to come and get her dogs. And it's like, if you really want to, like, you need to choose now your friends or Carter, which person, which people are your future. And like

the fact that she keeps like, it's about Carter and she keeps going back to Carter. She's not helping herself. I know, but I don't really agree with the, the position she's being put in. Like she can want to be friends with her friends of 15 years and still be, like, silly with Carter. Like, she's making the wrong choice, for sure, with Carter. But, like, I don't know why it has to be one or the other. And it was really sad. Like, honestly, Sheena being at Stassi's engagement was, like, so random. Like, they're really not friends.

Sheena's part of this, like, new generation of surf staff. She was at the softball game. So, like, just seeing her there was really kind of, like, a gut punch. And then, like, even Lala, who I believe had fine intentions fine intentions calling Kristen like I'm sure Kristen didn't want to hear from this girl who's been around for three years um and just like is rolling in as the girl who knew that Stassi was getting engaged and Kristen's friend is Stassi's friend of 15 years and had no idea and found out on Instagram like I understood why she was kind of being a bitch to Lala yeah no but I don't think that's fair because Lala is very much like in their group of friends

it would be like if Brittany called Kristen Brittany's been around for the same amount of time but like they're all on on the same page now a friendship and as far as Sheena goes yeah her and Stassi like are not close but they have been like on they started like this show together they've given it their all I think they have mutual respect for one another and Sheena deserved to be there even though she is like joining the younger generation she's still part of the OG cast and I think it was very nice that she was included because you know how much that means to her and she's done nothing but like try and be cool with everyone um so I I did think that that was that was sweet me too I I I feel for Sheena like especially with last week's episode

like I don't know what her motive is in any of this like I don't know what she wants to get out of the show but part of me like sees like these weirdly earnest moments with her and like I I feel for her yeah I me too but I just thought the episode last night at least for the OGs was really sweet uh as far as the softball game goes I I was so glad that Serby, Tom, Tom, like I was totally teamster. I didn't even realize like just Tom. And then even the other time when he's with the first time, they just are annoying.

Like I'm just annoyed. And honestly, the Max individually, I don't like live for every single girl, but like having like Dana, Sheena, Charlie, like all them together, Raquel, like I was on their side. I was like, yes, get your pink socks and win. A hundred percent. Like, I really like Raquel. Charlie is like funny and she has done nothing to upset me. Even Danica like is growing on me.

You do. And I love Dana and that's my team now. So I guess it's good. It's making me feel like loyal towards the new people as opposed to the old people yes I was like trying to explain to Ben like what was happening because he like didn't understand the show he like has seen episodes but now it's like a totally different show and I'm like these are the new people I'm like I didn't really like them but like now I kind of like them like I really do I think Dana really was a great cast because she

made me like give the new kids um a shot to begin with because she was the only one who was tolerable at first totally and also oh when all of the new kids were talking about how Stassi got engaged it's like literally how the freshmen like talk about the seniors like oh my god they're going to prom like it was it's like and anytime I feel I feel like anytime something good happens for the um for, for the seniors, the freshmen get like so excited because they're like, oh, by senior year, like that will happen for us too. Yeah. That could be us.

Yeah. Like even with the wine, they were talking about how the wine was so good. I'm sure it's just like, it makes them excited to be on the show and, and all the possibilities that could happen for them if they stay the course. So it was like a boring episode, but not a bad episode. Like some of the episodes recently have just felt so staged and overproduced and just like not pump rules vibe at all. This one was good.

Like Katie was being funny at the softball game. That's exactly how I would have acted. I really am like happy about James because I know once again, like so many reality stars every season, like it's a new May, but now we're a year out and we know that he's like almost a year sober and I'm just really happy for him. And I feel like Katie, not where we're at in the show right now,

but like a few months later, I remember her like posting about him on her Instagram, like saying she was proud of him. Like things do get better for everyone in James and that much I'm looking forward to. Yeah, I agree with that. I'm very much looking forward to that. Also this episode made me crave so many things about real life.

Like those salads at Villa Rosa. Like all I want is a fresh salad. All I want. Oh, my God. I'm like my mouth is watering. But now I'm going to go eat the grilled cheese. A little caprese. Oh, my God.

Lala's nails were sickening. Her dress. Oh, my God. She's just – And everyone just like, who was at, I think what was nice about like the Villa Rosa thing, it was like everyone, it wasn't a, obviously it was like they were filming whatever, but it wasn't a production.

We're going to talk about this. It was just, everyone was existing, being who they are in 2019. And everyone's in a really good place who was there. And it was just a night, it seemed like a nice place to be. And it was just a night. It seemed like a nice place to be. And when like Stassi and Bo were like walking towards the cliff and they were like, this is the best day of my life. I was just like, so jealous of their happiness, you know?

I know. And just like their ability to be outside. And their ability to be outside and like looking over a beautiful Vista and talking about how they're going to have a Vista one day. Because like my Vista is just like not. My Vista is a back alley yeah here's actually really is i know my apartment looks into a back alley my vista is someone else's apartment that's nice too okay let's jump into dear toasters our advice segment where we talk about anything from quarantine stuff to wedding stuff, boyfriend stuff, whatever you need. We always keep it anonymous. You can email us deartoasters at gmail.com. And here's our first one. Hey, Claudia and Jackie, I have a seriously bad situation right now. I'm 20 back at home right now for the quarantine. My mom went on my dad's

phone in front of me and found a sugar daddy website where he had a profile there. There were no messages, but still, that was a whole thing. And because I was in the room with her, I am now involved. Since it is very weird in the house now, they're working on their relationship and whatnot. One night after a few claws, I went on my dad's phone because he left it in the kitchen unattended. I decided to check his texts and it was clear that I went on to Facebook messages and saw some shit I can never unsay basically i can see that he either for real in person cheated on my mom or he at least has been messaging other women sending pictures etc my mom is a p-jama and doesn't deserve this but if they were to fight about this now and i would be in the house while the fire burns i also legit will not

feel bad for my dad because he's been a piece of shit and is constantly commenting on my weight how much i'm eating what i'm what i'm eating what i'm drinking etc he means well but he's incredibly ignorant what the fuck should i do should i tell my mom and make my quarantine more dramatic or should i wait to tell her and show her the proof that i have that sounds like a fucking piece of work i remember one time in my life one time in my life daddy like mentioned something about my weight because i had like gained a lot of weight and like came out in a bikini at grammy's house That was like the bikini I wore when I was like literally 50 pounds lighter. And he was like, he just was like, he was just like physically shook by like the way that he was like, what? And I'm like, I never forgot it. It's fucking traumatizing. And I literally yelled at him so bad.

So honestly, your dad, if he's doing it constantly and like, you're so visibly upset, he sounds like an asshole. Oh my God. That is so crazy. Uh, I think that you should tell your mom because she's going to need support and to do it when she's alone after the cue, like you, you should be there for her. Like you need to step up as a daughter and yeah, it's messy and uncomfortable, but like your mom needs to know. And she, she's a P-jump. She shouldn't have to like be alone. And I understand it's not on like the children to deal with this, but like you're an adult, you're 20 years old and your mom needs a girlfriend and you can be that girl for her. What about the route of you taking the information to your dad and saying, I'm going to tell mom if you don't. Okay. But still he tells mom in the

queue and then there's drama in the queue in the house and it's weird in the house that it's in the house. Weird. It's the same. It's the same end thing. You know what? You don't even like your dad doesn't even deserve that opportunity. Like just fucking tell your mom. You don't have to be, like, sneaky Sally. Like, if you don't tell her, I'm going to. And she's in the other room. Like. This is so interesting, though, because it's really shedding a light on, like, kids our age who, like, have their own lives but went home for quarantine because their parents have, like, a bigger house. They have a pool. You want to be in the suburbs. You want to get out of the city. And there's obviously so many benefits, but there's also some real detractors. And I don't know what the right call is. Like if like

people, when it comes to dear toasters, people are writing in like really regretting going home. Yeah. I think ultimately the right choice is to go home. Cause I think, you know, the family drama and like the, you know, what I would imagine is like, who's going to clean up and everyone's on your case. And that's annoying, but like to have that space and a yard and a car is so great, like for your mental health. And I think being alone in a city in your apartment is just not it. So I think ultimately going home is the right choice for most people. Yeah. Okay. Next up to your toasters. The other night I got really drunk for the first time in a while. I started texting and FaceTiming with an old hookup who I hadn't seen or talked to for four years because I've been in a relationship. I love my boyfriend more than anything.

I feel so guilty for talking to another guy behind his back, especially a guy you stuck up with. Am I making this into a bigger deal than it is? Is it normal to feel this guilty? Is this considered cheating? The FaceTime was less than five minutes, and I don't even remember what we talked about. Help me feel better about the situation, or tell me I'm a disgusting hoe who needs Jesus. Thank you.

That's, like, fucking crazy, because she didn't say in the beginning she's in a relationship. She just said she got drunk and called an ex. I love my boyfriend. Like, what? Very sly. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Like, it's not cheating.

Like, don't beat yourself up over it, but, like, it's not good. Like, it's not great. If your man was doing that, and you knew that, like, your boyfriend of four years was but like, it's not good. Like it's not great. If your man was doing that and you knew that like your boyfriend of four years was like getting drunk and calling an ex, like the, for the, that just like, wouldn't make you feel good. I don't think you need to tell anyone or come clean, but like try not to do it again. Yeah, no, definitely don't do it again. But I would maybe suggest some internal reflection because given the fact that you got drunk and wanted to do this could be harmless, but it could mean something else. And also the fact that you got drunk and wanted to do this could be harmless,

but it could mean something else. And also the way that you worded your thing to us, like makes me think that your relationship is like not a priority. But then she said she loves her boyfriend more than anything. Um, and so I just feel like there's a lie somewhere, a lie to yourself. Drunk actions could be, you know, sober truths. Drunk me can't get over you. That's it. And you know who the only people who tell the truth are? In the words of Snitchel Tenpenny.

I just feel like that, I mean, I just feel like you should, like, obviously, like, have a pit about this, as you should, but it's not the biggest deal. But just, like, take some time to think on it and be like, what do I really want? Yeah, or take some time to think on it and be like what do i really want yeah or take some time to think like why did i do this like there's a reason for everything even if you're drunk like you're still you yeah yeah some self-reflection would be good here you got extra time in the queue i would suggest some of that yeah is she not queuing with her mans that's what i was thinking i i think otherwise yeah interesting in which case you're together four years why aren't you in the queue together

right i just think there's more here that you're not unpacking so i'm trying to open your suitcase and do for you yeah but just don't be afraid to just dig deep into your feelings and think about what you want now's the time the queue is going to change things for people. I think people are realizing what life is about, you know? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. So true. So true. Life is what you make it. So let's make it rock. Let's. And let's make it rock with our third year toasters, which is a little bit of a long one. So stay with me. Let me just take some water first. Hi, Claudia and Jackie. I'm a huge toaster and I want to say thank you for helping me get through this treacherous time.

I'm 23. My boyfriend's 25. We've been dating for six months. We were quarantined together up until a week ago. We live in D.C. We are both working from home until at least mid-May. Last week, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to go home. He lives in Montana, so we had to fly.

Obviously, I was a little taken aback because I didn't want to be in my apartment alone for a month i can't go home because my doesn't my mom doesn't want me risking picking it up during my flight and giving it to them and i have a family that is high risk i explained this to my boyfriend and he didn't really get it his parents chartered a private plane for him to get home which is probably safer but definitely not within most people's budgets i semi-jokingly said that i would love to take a pj who wouldn't and he said i could come when i brought it, though, he said he didn't think it was a good idea. I haven't met his parents yet. He said it would be too stressful for him to have me come back to Montana for a few weeks. I understand his reasoning, but these are unprecedented times. And while it might be awkward, it's better than being alone in my

apartment for over a month. He left on Sunday and I can't stop crying every time I talk to him. He said he keeps saying how happy he is to be home. And when I asked him when he would come back to DC, he said, there's no reason for me to be in DC. Um, what about me? He left on Sunday. Oh,

I just said that. Does this guy care about me at all? I thought he was a PJ, but I'm not so sure. So sure. Now the fact that he just left me in the dust, as soon as his parents sent him a private jet just hurts. I just kind of feel abandoned and I don't think he gets why I'm so upset and

sad. I don't know if I'll be able to get over this. And I just don't know what I can do or say to figure out if he really cares about me. Love you guys. Girl with no PJ. I don't know if I'll be able to get over this. And I just don't know what I can do or say to figure out if he really cares about me. Love you guys. Girl with no PJ. I just, before I say anything, before I say anything, I would strongly encourage both this girl and us to try and make it work.

Because if you can get a husband who has access to a private jet, that is just worth its weight in gold. That's all I'll say. Okay, totally. Did she say how long they were together? For how long they've been together for? Six months. Okay. Totally. Did she say how long they were together for how long they've been together for? Six months. Okay. So it's a weird, it's a weird point. It's like, you're together long enough that you guys are going to quarantine together and enjoy being able to be together all the time. But it's like, you still haven't met his family enough to go home and live with

them for a few weeks. And so on the one hand, when I'm reading this, I'm like, the quarantine is weird, unprecedented times. And you, if you have a private jet and you have a ranch in Montana, it sounds like, you bring your girlfriend home with you and you take these big steps forward because the quarantine is pushing you into those steps. But on the other hand, relationships, especially new relationships, are very delicate. And bringing your new girlfriend home to meet your family and then essentially live with you guys for a few weeks is extreme. It's not something that I would do.

But I feel like I understand completely why you kind of expected him to outreach and be generous with that invitation. And I feel really badly that you're alone. But I think it's very, very overeager for him to invite you to come live with his family for a few weeks I'm gonna be harsh I'm gonna be harsh because I'm reading this as a totally you know unbiased third-party perspective just like reading in um as to what's going on and here's what it sounds like it sounds like you were dating this guy for six months it was all fine and good you quarantined together and I can maybe he just was over it in the quarantine. Like, it sounds like he didn't want you to come.

Because if you have a girlfriend you're crazy about, you not only don't want to be away from her, you want to progress. You want to bring you home to the parents. So I just feel like maybe he changed his mind in quarantine. Like, when you're dating someone you're not used to spending at the first six months, weeks with them and like maybe he's over it maybe he's annoyed with you like maybe he's just over you sorry yeah honestly it

could be not that he's over you but like he is was looking forward to a break I feel like anyone at this point in quarantine we're on week seven if you've been with one person the entire time like you look forward to a break um yeah what. What's good counts. So I wouldn't get so discouraged. And I don't think that he doesn't care about you at all. I do think though that in quarantine, like it's weird times. Like I'm hearing crazy stories about people who are meeting on Hinge and then they're quarantining together for a week at their parents' house. Like just, it's crazy. And it makes you like want to be romantic and come up. Oh my God, I have a private jet. Come on the jet, come to the farm. Like, it's crazy. It's quarantine, but it's also still real life. So I understand if he's a bit

more of a pragmatist about this, but it's a bummer because you've probably just been living this like Q fantasy of like you and your man, and it's just the two of you against the world. And now he's like going to live this large life. And if you can't even get a ride on the PJ, like it's a bummer. I don't think it doesn't mean that he does. I don't think it means that he doesn't care about you. I don't think the relationship is as serious as you might want it to be. Because if he wanted that same serious relationship, he would have,

he would have loved to take this opportunity to invite you like, cause you know, you'll never have this amount of time together with his family again, or maybe his family is just super old school, and they would never let him invite a girl that he's been dating for six months to come and live with them for a few weeks. So it's not so much about you. It is about the circumstances.

I don't think that he's over you because of quarantine. I think he was looking forward to this break, switching it up, being with different people. But it is a bummer because it seems like he's having a blast and you're not. Yeah, no, I'm really sorry to be harsh, but the vibe that I'm getting is just that he's over you. And like quarantine was enough for him to just, you learn a lot about someone and not everyone's meant to be together. And like, if I'm just like, I just look at things as to how I would perceive it if it were happening to me. And I'm like, so self-conscious and I have such a fear of rejection. So I'm like, oh, you don't want to be with me?

Like, you obviously don't like me. Oh, well, if it were me and I was with someone for a whole month that I'd only been dating for six months, I would be so excited to be rid of them. I would rather be alone in my small apartment than with them and their whole family that I've never met for a few weeks in like a state I've never been to. Thousand percent. But Montana does sound lovely this time of year. Yeah, it does. And I've actually, I've been to Montana and it's quite beautiful.

Those are all of our dear toasters. And that's our show. Anything else you want to say, Jax, before I let everyone go? No, I think that's all she wrote. I've got lots of TV to catch up on, maybe start a book. Oh, Redheads Book Club episode of Shopping First, Thursday of May. So I haven't started the book yet. It's In Five Years by Rebecca Searle. And if you're interested in joining a book club, now is the time. You have so much time to read the book. And then we will drop the episode discussing it. I'm so excited. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast, the millennial morning show where we go live Monday through Friday, 1030 a.m. Eastern time on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify,

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