The Toast - S3 Ep79: The One Where We Throw That Cooch: Thursday, April 30th, 2020

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Morning Toast. It is a Thursday that I totally thought was a Wednesday when I woke up with a migraine this morning. I was so confused. I had no way to know what day it was. I had to check my phone. And we are here. It is very rainy and stormy in New York City. It's a stormy Webster kind of day, but those are the best days in the queue. Hey, Claude. What's good? Hey, guys. Welcome to The Morning Toast. I'm Claudia. I am back on a normal sleep schedule

and I have never felt more alive. Like I was in bed 1230, up 930. Like how normal am I? That's very normal. A good nine hours. Yeah, and like not crazy hours. Just like standard. Like when people go to sleep, I just feel so human. I'm only human and I bleed when I fall down. No, that's really great. I'm happy for you. This was just not my day so far. This episode is going to be a little late for people

because I woke up with a migraine and I just couldn't. But I'm feeling a little better, so we're here. But now I ran out of my medicine, so I'm going to have to go out in this storm and get more. Oh, man. Your magic pills. My magic pills. I need them. I hate to change the subject so quickly, but can we just address the sweatshirt that you're wearing? Oh yes. It's actually a vintage relic at this point. It's a cultural relic. It is a sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt from Kyle Richards'

former show on Paramount called American Woman about her mom and her life growing up. We were at a screening and we got these sweatshirts and they're honestly so comfortable. And that's when I said yesterday that I was looking for all my zip-ups. I legit have four sweaters with a zip. Two of them are

the American Woman and two of them are from Surflodge. And I'm just in like a zip. Two of them are the American woman and two of them are from surf lodge. And I'm just in like a zip up kind of mood. We are both like rocking such culturally important sweatshirts because I'm wearing a wild fox sweatshirt that Taylor Swift also has. And she wore the matching pants in the Miss Americana documentary. So like we are just two women supporting women. Oh, for sure. This show is actually pretty good. American Woman. I don't know why it got canned. Yeah, it got sacked almost immediately. And I love her.

And we're going to talk so much about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But you know how you have that guy who's in every TV show that you like that always ends up getting canceled? That's like Kyle Richards. None of her TV projects really ever take off. Yeah, but I feel like for American Woman, the problem was it was on Paramount Network and nothing really hit there.

Even, you want to know something so crazy? Waco was originally on Paramount Network. That's where it premiered, and that's why we never fucking heard of it. Yeah, because Paramount Network went through a weird rebrand because they were Spike TV, which was a weird channel,

but it had its niche audience with people who ride motorcycles. And then they decided to do a a totally random rebrand into like Paramount, which was like this, you know, cinematographers dream network. And they were like trying so hard to be like Hollywood vibe. And it just didn't work out. But I think that's the channel that Chrissy Teigen's Lip Sync Battle is on. Yeah, no, they actually do like premium content, but I guess not enough people get the channel in order to watch the shows. That's possible. I don't know if I get it. I don't know if I get it either. But anyways, grateful for the sweatshirt, grateful for Waco. And

yeah, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is kind of the only reason I got up this morning. Like otherwise, this episode is, there's not like so much we need to talk about. The celebs are taking a day off. Yeah. Except for Yol taking a day off yeah it'll be a nice quick little episode today but if you're looking for more content our last episode of the month of april for our patreon channel went up i did a podcast episode with ben it was so funny we were literally fighting the whole time but like in a cute funny way like not in a problematic way i hope not so it's on the patreon channel patreon.com slash morning toast and when you sign up it's nine dollars a month but when sign up, you get access to all the past episodes. So it's almost like 200 episodes now.

So perfect for quarantine. There's videos. There's podcasts. Patreon.com slash The Morning Toast. Love it. Okay, before we get into anything else, we have a major update for you guys regarding Camp Toast 2020. We said that we were going to wait until May to make a decision.

And May begins tomorrow. So we've made our decision. And unfortunately, we have to postpone Camp Toast. It doesn't make any sense for us to do a Memorial Day weekend. That is like very eager of us to think that we could. So we are moving Camp Toast to September, the weekend of September 10th to the 13th. It will start on a Thursday evening and end on a Sunday because there's no, like we don't have a long weekend that we can do it on. So it'll start on a Thursday evening and on a Sunday, September 10th to the 13th, we are going to postpone it in Eventbrite. If you already have

a ticket and you want to keep your ticket, great. You don't have to do anything. If you can no longer go this weekend in September, you can get a refund for your ticket. Your spot will open up. Other toasters can come instead. So we will have all the information for you in the groups on Instagram or be taking your questions. You can always email us, but that is the official word on Camp Toast 2020. So it's still happening just in like four months. Yeah. We know there was a lot of concern about the event being canceled and we did not want to do that. So hopefully everything's good by September. Like if shit isn't good by September, like we're, I get. If shit isn't good by September, like we have much

bigger problems than Camp Toast. Yeah, totally. And I think we'll be, we'll be totally fine. Yeah. I, I'm very optimistic that it will be great. I'm looking forward to like a nice fall weekend in the Poconos with the toasters. It's like a great way to celebrate everything that this year has brought. Yeah, so don't worry if you can't make it. We will see you next year and you are entitled to a full refund. And if you weren't able to come for one reason or another,

you had a wedding or something, maybe now you can come. So it's all good. Yeah, it's all good. It's going to be really fun. And I feel like by September, I mean, hopefully we'll be out of the queue on May 15th and things will slowly be getting back to normal. But by September, we'll be able to go balls to the walls, all toasters on deck. It's going to be craziness.

It's going to be the celebration we've been waiting for, like the block party that we've been talking about. So I'm now even more excited about it. It's going to be good, you guys. So stay tuned and thanks for being patient with us. Yes. Okay. So I think without time, without further ado, it's time to get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Ow. Okay. First up, the big news of the week, even though Kristen Cavallari and Jay Culler thought it was going to be them, it is Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik's little bebe. And even though they did not confirm it themselves, Yolanda has confirmed the news. So that's as much of a confirmation as we're ever going to get. Yolanda Hadid has confirmed that her supermodel daughter, Gigi Hadid, is pregnant.

The Dutch-born former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star said the recent rumors are true that Gigi, 25, and boyfriend Zayn Malik, 27, are expecting their first child, sharing the news with Dutch TV program RTL Boulevard. She said, quote, still shocked our little secret got leaked to the press. Of course, we are so excited, Yolanda said per the outlet's Instagram post from Wednesday.

Quote, I'm excited to become Oma in September, especially after I lost my mom so recently. But this is the beauty of life. One soul leaves us and a new one comes in. We feel very blessed. Also, TMZ has reported that Gigi and Zayn are expecting a girl. I just like, I still like can't and refuse to believe that this is true. Like I know Yolanda confirmed it. And like that's, to be honest, like even when I was posting on our Instagram that they were pregnant, they were expecting a girl. Part of me thought that this whole thing. Like, I know Yolanda confirmed it, and, like, that's, to be honest, like, even when I was posting on her Instagram that they were pregnant, they were expecting a girl,

part of me thought that this whole thing was, like, gonna end up not being true, but Yolanda confirming it is actual confirmation, and I just can't believe it. Like, to me, it's so crazy. Yeah, it's so crazy. You know what I just realized yesterday, like, eight afters after we recorded the toast

and talked about it? I remember that Gigi was dating Tyler Cameron. Like, I completely forgot about that. Oh, wait, did you see, like, Tyler Cameron confirmed speculation that he is not the father of Gigi Hadid's baby. Like, nobody fucking thought that. Yeah, except she is due in September,

like, probably around the time of Camp Toast 2020, which means I can't really do math on the spot right now because my head hurts, but me, she's kind of far along. She's five months along, 20 weeks. Wow. Yeah, no, she honestly kept it a secret for like a good amount of time. I mean, nobody is as iconic or as prolific as Kylie keeping her entire thing, pregnancy, a secret. And there was like speculation, but honestly honestly I did not think she was actually pregnant until the day the baby came out of her vagina. So like kudos to her.

But Gigi did what she could. Five months is a lot for like a major celebrity, two major celebrities. Yeah, I totally agree. So that's so exciting. I just like, when I was thinking about Gigi and Zayn, how they're OTP, they've always dated other people, but they come back to each other.

Like I completely forgot about the part where she was dating Tyler Cameron and she like took the world by storm. That was the craziest thing a celebrity has ever done. It's been a crazy year for Gigi. Like honestly, I think her dating Tyler Cameron is crazier than her being pregnant right now with Zayn's baby. I think they're both actually equally as crazy. Do you know what it is? It's like the Tyler thing was so crazy, but it wasn't

unbelievable. Like part of this is just so not believable to me. I don't know why. I'm the complete opposite. Like the Tyler thing was unbelievable to me. This is like, oh my gosh, they're in love. They've been dating for so long. They're having a baby. That's what you do. Okay. So for me, like the tyler thing like there were so many hints like there was the following there was like the the mom thing like there was so much like when it actually got confirmation that they were dating i was like not surprised i'm like damn this is crazy but i wasn't taken off guard with this baby thing like what i know about gg and zane's relationship is that it's like really on and off or kind of tumultuous. Like to me, this is genuine shock, sudden shock.

No, to me, like just because Gigi followed the cute guy from The Bachelor does not mean she's stepping out with him at Zoho House. He's staying at her house and making that walk down that like iconic street that she lives on, like going to the Netherlands for her grandma's funeral. That was weird. No, that was some crazy shit. That was crazier than this to me. That will ever be.

Like, that was on the level of a Meghan and Harry, of a Hallmark star and the prince. Totally. And you know what's so interesting is, like, where Tyler's at now versus where he was at after The Bachelor, you know? Yeah, but he's still kind of a tier above Bachelor life, except that because he's dating someone from The Bachelor world, he's very much a Bachelor guy now.

Yeah, but he'll probably never go on one of those shows, like Paradise. I think if he was offered The Bachelor, he wouldn't take it. I don't think we'll really ever see him in a traditional Bachelor setting ever again. Yeah, I would agree with that we'll see i agree well anyways i'm so happy for um gg i'm so happy for yolanda i'm so excited to talk about beverly hills because she did come up in the episode that was so crazy that was so random and like so wonderful when she called her yolanda foster it's like yolanda hadid yeah crazy okay i think that her and erica are still really good friends i think so too there was like a nice genuine friendship when like yolanda brought her onto the show and like erica a lot of times like

when the women bring on a woman into the show like it never ends well but that's like one of the rare occasions where like that mutual love and respect for each other even though yolanda like faded from the show, like not in the most delightful way. It really, they always stayed true to each other and I love them. Yeah. Okay. Next story, because Kendall Jenner has stepped out with the most iconic tweet of all time

because people on Twitter were talking about her dating life. TMZ Sports tweeted about the story that she was with Devin Booker taking a road trip. And someone commented a video of three guys throwing the girl around, and they're NBA players with Kendall Jenner. And someone replied to that video, said, maybe she's passing them around. And Kendall replied to that tweet and said, they act like I'm not in full control of where I throw this cooch. Such a fucking amazing response. First of all, the phrase throw this cooch here for it. And just like the way people talk about like women and like just the fact that Kendall had to see like, it's just so vile. Like who the fuck speaks

like that? Like no one would say that. Sorry to sound like Taylor Swift, but like no one would say that if it was, you know, Bradley Cooper dating a million models like no one thinks twice and there's the way they speak about her so vulgar passing her around yeah I agree and I'm glad she took control because like that is the funniest fucking tweet um all of her sisters chimed in like can you imagine I didn't know that she had this kind of rhetoric in her and I'm so absolutely here for it and I hope it is true I hope she is dating that guy because she's in full control of where she throws that cooch two things to say one she was trending on Twitter all day like I saw that tweet come up a million times she was trending on Twitter all day so like great day for Kris Jenner you know it's been a slow news day went with the COVID crisis and the second thing I want to say is some information I found out about Devin Booker

is that his name the NBA player is that there there was a lot of speculation that he dated Jordan Woods like for a little while before the Tristan Thompson thing. So I'm on Twitter right now, and one of the replies to Kendall's tweet is that gif of the guy who like obviously just like said something crazy and his friends are freaking out. You know this iconic gif. I love that gif. And I just like that's crazy and his friends are freaking out, you know, this, I know that. I love that. Yeah.

And I just like, that's exactly how I feel right now. Even you saying Jordan woods. I'm like, I'm his friends, you know? Yeah. Um, and now I just wanted to follow up to that because there's an article,

Jordan woods drags, Kendall Jenner and shady tweet after being spotted with her ex. So Jordan woods may have just thrown some subtle shade at former friend, Kendall Jenner over her new love interest. A reality star and model Jenner was spotted hanging out with Devin Booker. Reports claim the pair made an eight-hour journey, blah, blah, blah. Okay, let me get to the tea. Here's where it gets interesting.

It turns out Booker used to date Jordan Woods, who was famously shunned by the Kardashian-Jenners after the infamous Tristan Thompson dating scandal. Woods and Booker even went on a double date with Kendall and her ex-boyfriend Ben Simmons in 2018 TMZ reports. It appears Jordan found humor in the situation. Some of her eagle-eyed followers spotted her tweeting, Haha, good morning, followed by a separate tweet of three trash can emojis.

Soon after posting, she deleted the tweets. It's like, girl, don't even. Like, really? Don't even. Like, at least she waited for you to stop dating at least she waited for you to stop dating this guy before trying to hook up with him that's not your mojo you hook up even though he was with chloe right and also like you're not friends anymore so she can date no what is she up to she's such an enigma to me you know like an interesting level of fame where she was never really actually famous for anything other than being Kylie's friend. But then she literally was one of the biggest news stories of like 2019. And I just find her so interesting. I wonder like

how she makes money. I'm sure she actually makes a lot of money. I think she does too. Like where she lives looks really nice. And she has so many Instagram followers and brand deals and I think she does really well. So I'm happy. I think it worked out well for everyone. Yeah. And I think she comes from a wealthy family. Perhaps. Okay. Next story, some exciting content news. Netflix's The Politician season two release date gets, release date confirmed. So this is really exciting. Netflix's series The Politician, which was everything of the sort if you haven't watched it yet, please go do, had a

brilliant response when it was released back in 2019. And luckily the cast and crew finished filming season two ahead of the coronavirus lockdown. Speaking about the upcoming series, creator Ryan Murphy confirmed it was being released on the streaming service in June. Chatting to Collider, he said, quote,

we were lucky enough that we finished filming and editing right before the coronavirus thing happened. We have seven. We have finished all of our episodes. He continued, we have a great second season. I think we're trying to figure out how do we mix them now in the social distancing age. I think we figured it out.

It's going to come out in the middle of June still, season two. I'm really proud of it. I love what we came up with, Brad Falchuk and Ian Brennan and I. Yay. That's so great. Finally, like someone taking note. Again, I don't know how many times I have to say it, the society. Like there's, and by the way, we've been saying this since like day one of quarantine and it's been a long time and I really still don't feel like anyone is really taking advantage in like the streaming wars of the fact that like people are desperate for content yeah I feel like Netflix is probably the most but here's what I don't understand and the society is different because they haven't

filmed the episodes they can't give it to us they just can't like there's nothing that they can give us but the politician is done drop it now yeah, I'm sure that there's similar shows in the similar position as the politician that are filmed, that are edited. Like, even if you think of Too Hot to Handle, it was filmed over a year ago. Like, they have content in the queue. And I don't know why in the queue we're not getting what we need. Also, in June, hopefully, like, we will be resuming some semblance of normal life. It won't be as dire then as it is now. I got plans.

I got trips, like, in June. Because I'm getting out in June. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Well, it's May 15th. Days like today, it's monsoon season outside. Like, I've never been happier to be home. And, you know, I know I say like something different every week, but this week I'm actually

really enjoying quarantine. Like I got new sheets. You could see they're from Brooklyn and they're so white and fresh. And I'm just like, I'm feeling happy, which is a new feeling for me. Wow. That must be nice. Okay. Ready for our next story?

Speaking of cute competitors, Google's Zoom rival called Meet is now free to customers. Google on Wednesday said it's making its teleconferencing service called Google Meet free to customers. The move takes aim at Zoom, the rival video chat service that's become a household name during the stay-at-home era spurred by the coronavirus. Previously, Meet was only available to paying customers of G Suite, Google's line of enterprise apps that includes Gmail, Drive, and Docs.

Until now, anyone could join a meeting by clicking on a link, but creating a meeting required a G Suite membership. So now they're making this available to everyone. They're hoping to become a competitor of Zoom. And again, I'm just feeling it's too little too late, like we're getting out in 16 days. Yeah, I also don't really work super like corporately. So I was not familiar with like the landscape of these kind of interfaces. And now that I'm in quarantine and I'm being forced, like I understand that Zoom is like the best thing, but like when did Zoom become the hottest

thing? Like, and not Google Hangouts. Cause the last time I was like an intern in the corporate world, like Google Hangouts was the place to be. No, totally. And Zoom was, like, the Skype of conference sessions. It's, like, no one's, like, always on it, but everyone can get on it if they need to. But not everyone has Google Hangouts Gmail, but most people that you confer with do. I don't know what happened to Google Hangouts. This seems like a missed opportunity for them. Zoom really got their shit together because not only do they do all the meetings, like they have all the little things that you can need, like even recording like how we do.

You can take your video like on and off. You can like arrange all the faces in different ways. Like it's great for podcasts. It's great for meetings. Like I don't know why people would use something else at this point. Like Zoom gets it all done. Oh, except that Zoom has like major data breach issues and it's like not totally private. hey fbi hey cia can you get my migraine pills delivered can you get my

migraine pills delivered um yeah but then also i i get for like a work situation definitely these platforms are the shit but like ever since facetime allowed you to facetime with more than one person like that is truly the platform of all platforms oh yeah for damn sure except like even when we do our uh happy hours we don't do them on facetime we do them on zoom there's something a little bit more like yeah there's something more like we're having a plan if we're using zoom in a computer that's the exact difference facetime is very spur of the moment. Like, hey, let's just invite Jackie to this FaceTime. Whereas Zoom is like a plan.

It's on the calendar. It's scheduled out. So they're both great. And those are the two platforms I happen to be using the most. Yes, me too, for sure. I don't think I've used anything else at this point. Well, we used Skype for Dr. Deborah Birx. And we used a WebEx for something.

Oh, for that internal meeting that we were so funny at, remember? Yeah, yeah, that was a good time. So that feels like forever ago. Jackie and I hosted some internal meeting for, like, 50 people, and it was so funny. Like, we literally should have recorded it and sold it as a comedy special. We were being hilarious. Actually, really, Jackie and I were.

Yeah, we really were. Oh, my God, thanks. It, like, never happens. So funny. Science, remember? It's annoying to talk about inside jokes. the comedy special we were being hilarious actually really were oh my god thanks it like never happens so funny science remember it's annoying to talk about inside jokes i think i have good like corporate humor you know because you rocked it for so long totally okay our fifth and final story very sweet story mattel pays tribute to frontline workers with special edition collectible action figures. From New York City's Blue Angels and Thunderbirds flyby to local parades, people around the world are finding unique ways to say thank you to those working on the frontline of the coronavirus

pandemic. Businesses, too, no matter how big or how small, are doing their part to assist those most impacted by the crisis. Most recently, Mattel showed its support for heroes with a new set of collectible action figures, profits of which will go directly to the communities who need it most. The hashtag Thank You Heroes collection, which launched on Wednesday, features 16 action figures represented by doctors, delivery drivers, nurses, and EMTs. Five Little People community champions are also included in the collection, which features a grocery store worker, doctor, nurse, medical technician, and delivery driver. So, yeah, it's cute.

This is a trend I'm seeing a lot with Corona, and I'm trying not to be negative because I understand that everyone's doing their part. But, like, to me, I think, like, donating a portion of your proceeds is, like, so shady. Because if you think about it, like, you're really only doing it because you made money. And it's, like, that's not real charity. No, and also, donating a portion of your proceeds, like, while, yes, it's semi-altruistic, it's also a marketing campaign. And so then you're using like I I understand so many so many companies are doing it and like I think it's overall it's good because it ends up in a good place but like it just doesn't sit totally well with me when it comes to like people have said like we should do that and I'm like I'm happy to donate but I don't like

using something like that as like a marketing thing yeah we had this conversation with our merch because we were like should we do like a portion of the proceeds? And it's like Jackie and I have both on social media, but also privately like donated to things that are important. Like for me, it's like, I would rather, instead of buying a Mattel doll, it's like, I would rather buy a meal for a nurse because I don't know where that portion of the doll, which organization it's going to, and then who that organization is giving the money to. Like, I don't know. It's just something about this. I've seen it a lot with influencers and bloggers too, doing their launches or selling whatever,

a portion of the proceeds. And to me, it just doesn't seem genuine. And it's like, I don't know where that money is going. That's what's so scary. Okay. I feel like we actually, we both disagree with it, but for different reasons. And I also feel like with some influencers, they're very transparent about where the money is going and

they'll show you, you know, it's kind of like a Bethany thing. It's a Danielle Bernstein thing. Like she's doing a lot of good shit. So it's not always like that, but I just feel like people are like, oh, I feel weird about launching something right now. How do I make it about coronavirus? Let me donate a portion of the proceeds. And then it's like, you just do it to sort of tie into this tragedy and it just like donate or don't donate. But like, I'm not buying your sweatsuit because I think I'm doing something good for the world. Yeah. There's just something like inherently tacky about it. Yeah, I, I, I agree, but like it's, it's it's not it's no but it's not considered tacky like to a consumer it's not until you're put into that position of like i never thought

anything of it until we were doing like a merch launch and i think some people had suggested and i was like oh that's a nice idea let me like think it through and then it's like then we're just like using this as a way to get people to buy our merch i just don't like that yeah no i completely agree and i would just if we wanted i right i'd rather donate and i don't need to tell you all about it like agreed and agreed yeah um well i'm glad that i don't know i'm glad what was the story? The Barbies. Like I just, I'm done.

Right. And so, sorry, what I was going to say about that, it's like a huge company like Mattel, like just fork over 20 grand. Stop with this. Nobody really needs an action figure of someone bagging groceries. Like it's not really a neat thing. Like, but I see that you want to do good. Like put your money where your mouth is.

Just write a fucking check. Don't make me pay you so that you'll pay. Yeah. Yep. Yep. yep okay i hear you real housewives of beverly hills another fabulous episode like nothing even happened i just like want to be invited to the next dinner party at kyle's house because she is so fabulous her house is so fabulous she always she always has drinks like her whole dinner parties are always revolved around the bar and like i really love and appreciate that and she invited the lady sitter i'm like I just wanted to be there so badly oh my god no I that was like I did not want to be there that was weirdly the strangest dinner party like so awkward and boring especially considering all the women went into the party like on such

great terms so happy to see each other like can't wait we're all gonna drink and then like it was one of like the worst dinner parties I've ever seen oh I just yes you're right about that but like I'm just craving a dinner party I think that part of where they went wrong and you're right like everyone showed up for the most part besides for Sutton and Teddy like all the ladies are like really jiving really well and I think where they went wrong was with the seating where they literally did like a machita boys and girls and it was like a separated dinner where like if you weren't a cast member you weren't allowed to talk and they like played these games whereas like if they had just had a real dinner and filmed it I think it would have been more interesting no honestly where they went wrong is that son and teddy the only two people

who are like kind of miffed with one another shouldn't be sitting next to each other and then we have to go around and talk about the person next to us it's like they set them up for that disaster calamity and also, I love a game where we like talk about, you know, the accolades of the person next to us or someone's birthday. But it was just like, it was really, it was a strange game, especially to be played amongst most of the women who are very close. So you're really only doing it for Sutton. And don't worry, she'll say something when she has something to say. She is just like really bothering me so much. And I'm really like shook that Kyle is kind of gravitating towards her.

And Kyle explained in her testimonial that like she just kind of feels bad for Sutton because Sutton is kind of acting like she's intimidated by this group. But it's like, I didn't really get that at all. I mean, Teddy and Kyle are so close. I was just kind of shocked that she didn't stand up to Sutton more like on behalf of her friend. So I didn't feel like Sutton did anything wrong in this episode, honestly. Okay. I think that she was just being weird and nothing that could like really put her in the wrong until she said, and then you were pregnant. Oh God. Like that was just so rude. Like so we're rude not not anything other

than just like hurtful and honestly i understood teddy's hormonal and then like someone's making fun of her someone she's been butting heads with and then they say something like really so fucked up like i thought that was where she lost me like i thought teddy was being a drama queen until she said that um i don't think it was so fucked up i understood why teddy got emotional because she's probably feeling all these things and and that's fine and i might have gotten emotional too but then like as a viewer i don't think what she said was fucked up every woman in that room like has been pregnant like it's not a slight but it's like when you're pregnant like if you're boring before when you're pregnant like you might be more boring because most like you can't drink like i didn't think

she was saying it in any like she's been pregnant i don't think she was just speaking from her experience probably i didn't i really did from her experience probably. I didn't, I really didn't speak into it. I didn't, like it wasn't the best thing anyone's ever said but I didn't think

it was like, I thought she was just being funny about how she thought Teddy was going to be so boring and she was just going in on that side

until she was going to be like, but you're actually this, that, and the other. Yeah, and what was interesting was that when Teddy got up, she wasn't really angry about the, the pregnant thing. She was angry about like, I'm trying to be chill. And it's like, Teddy kind of entered the season, like having an identity crisis where it's like, she's trying to take feedback from viewers about like chilling out,

but she's just not a chill person. I'm like, that's okay. But she keeps trying to be something she's not. And I think it's creating more problems for her. I totally agree. Like, you're not a chill person. You're never going to be. That's, like, so many people are like you. High, strong, you know, like, Enneagram one. And just be yourself. Totally. So I thought it was, what I took umbrage with,

it didn't really seem like Teddy did because she was already so upset and then she got up and she was crying about being chill. I don't know. Yeah. I think it's just, like, a lot. I think also, like, the thing with the text message, like, it obviously didn't go over well with anyone because it was the strangest text ever. And I think she's just emotional and pregnant.

Like, I could see that happening to me. Also, when it feels like everyone's going around, like, I could see everyone's going around the table having no issue saying something nice about the person next to them. everyone's going around the table having no issue saying something nice about the person next to them. And then you get the person who's supposed to say something nice about you is like, it's just so backhanded because you guys actually, there's nothing nice to say. And like, you're already emotional and pregnant. And like, yeah, I'm going to start crying. So their interaction was awkward. I think what was even more awkward was Denise trying to say something nice about Sutton because they obviously don't know each other. They're incredibly different. And Denise is just like really lovely and not catty

and rude like that. So she was just like, I just think you're lovely. Like it was so weird. Yeah. She gets like used all nice words, like down to earth, like blah, blah, blah. Like not true, but okay. The moment between Erica and Dorit was like maybe one of the best moments ever because they like came out so rough and now I liked them both so much individually. And the fact that they're like seeing one another is so fabulous. maybe one of the best moments ever because they came out so rough, and now I like them both so much individually. And the fact that they're seeing one another is so fabulous. So fabulous. And to the untrained eye, they're so similar.

But once you get to know them, they are so different. Totally. But we did get to see a little bit more of Dorit's house. I'm just so invested and concerned about the finances. But we were talking about last week how she has a a nice house, but like, we don't know where it is, but it turns out she lives right around the corner from, um, Kyle and Mauricio and they're obviously doing really, really well. They definitely live in a fancy area. So I think it's safe to assume that Dorit and PK like moved into a swanky neighborhood and a swanky $6 million house. So by the looks of it, it looks like things

might be okay. And what I don't understand is like, if they don't have the money in the bank, like how do you get a $6 million house? And like, if it's possible, just like, let me know. But like you have, or no, when she goes to the store and buys everything on the Chanel rack and she gives her credit card, but she doesn't have the money in the bank. How does the credit card go through? Like, that's what I don't understand, if that's the case. This is where Dorit sometimes, and her wardrobe, which is fabulous, gives me a little bit of a Leigh-Anne Locken vibe.

Because Leigh-Anne Locken on, I just think Dorit has better style, so at first I didn't notice. Like, Leigh-Anne Locken wore a Chanel belt, Chanel jewelry, Chanel bag, Chanel shoes, every single episode, a different Chanel jewelry, Chanel bags. It was crazy. And if you know a lot about her, you know she was not the wealthiest on the show. And she talked about it a lot about her wedding. Like, she struggled financially.

So it made no sense. And it was so obvious. It's like you're living this life, but then you're showing up in a different Gucci belt every day. Like, it didn't make sense. And I think now I'm, like, looking back on the Dorit thing. It's like she, and I don't know what the answer was with Leigh-Anne. Like maybe she was borrowing from like a rich friend, but Dorit is maybe giving me a similar vibe. Okay. I hear what you're saying,

but I totally disagree because with Leigh-Anne, like it was like, she was all so high fashion, but then would talk about how she like didn't have money for her wedding, you know, nothing else added up, but then she's stepping out. And I really do think she was borrowing from maybe friends or, like, boutiques or whatever. But with Dorit, like, every – since season one, she's been stepping out, like, with this season everything. Like, the best – the creme de la creme.

But, like, her house matches her wardrobe, you know? PK's job matches her wardrobe. That's true. There's a level of consistency that Leanne Locken lacked. Yeah, I think it's so different. I think honestly, it's like if Dorit is not the real deal, it's like on a much bigger scale. I don't think that Leanne like was embezzled. Yeah, I don't think she's like spending money that she doesn't have. Like, I think it's two different situations. I just think it's so crazy and you really can't hide like she's

just so exposed right now and um I'm just so concerned either it's like totally untrue or 100 true like there's no in between here but I don't know how they've been on TV now, like for four or five seasons. And like the government doesn't look into them or something. So I'm just, I like, I need to just believe that they're there by the book. I can't, I can't.

I just, I don't want to be seeing like an episode of American greed about them. Their house is so nice. I love this new house. But it's like everything Doree does is just like, even her Versace look in her confessional, like she even has a Versace scrunchie. Like she doesn't skimp out on anything.

Oh my God. Erica going in on Sutton's looks is one of my favorite things happening on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Sutton's just so obnoxious, like ready to wear. Yeah. I actually really liked Sutton's dress at the dinner party. Me too. I thought it was really cute. But yeah, they're not vibing.

I feel like that's an underlying current. What's with Sutton's boyfriend? He's so mysterious. He doesn't talk. Oh yeah, everyone was showing up with guys last night and then Lady Sitter was sitting next to this guy and I'm like, he looks so familiar. Who is that? Who is that? And I was like, oh, it's Edwin.

He looks so different. No, also the seating was so weird. No one was sitting next to their husband, except in terms of husbands, like the MVP of this entire series is Mauricio Umansky. I love how he used to be like so involved in drama, like having Kyle's back, like running around town with Ken Vanderpump. Now he just, like, smokes pot before every event. And he's just so happy. And I love him. Yeah. We need to talk about what was actually the craziest scene at the dinner party was Aaron and Denise and Aaron talking about what he does for a living.

And, like, first of all, Kyle asking that question, like, out of absolutely nowhere. Like, nobody asked. Nobody cared. So maybe she knew that there was something there. And him talking about like this new medicine and technology and how like the government is trying to like, you know, he's obviously involved. I don't know. Actually, nothing's obvious. We've all had cancer.

Nothing about what he said was obvious. Did you know he was your best friend? Yeah, that was really, really crazy. But I also feel like Denise is not delusional, so if she thinks people are following her, people might be following her. By the way, I believe that people are following her. I just don't think it's the government.

I think it's losers. Oh, or maybe it's like Charlie Sheen's PI. Yeah, honestly, the whole conversation was so strange But I really wanted to hear more from lisa rinna because it sounded like she knew more She's like her husband is really into something energy and she knows a lot about it And I just wanted to hear what she was talking about. But I honestly the whole conversation went completely over my head No, it was so crazy. That was like hilarious, but so weird. It was really weird. Strange. Yeah. Okay. What else? I think those were the things I mean. Sutton, I just want, I just have to talk more shit about her. She

bothers me so much. Her like complaining about not having place cards and like being so verklempt about manners and then like bringing a bottle of fireball. Like that's, those two just don't match. Yeah. Like I understood internally, like what she was feeling about place cards and where to sit. Like that's exactly how I feel at a dinner party, but I've never said it and made it the host's problem and made everyone play musical chairs to find me an appropriate seat that actually turned out to be the worst possible seat for me. Yeah, and, like, I understood why she, new to the group, would want an assigned seat.

It just makes it easier. It's less – it removes that level of weirdness. But it's, like, to just be so condescending, like putting your nose down, another dinner party without play settings. Like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Thank you. Okay, well, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Thank you.

Okay, well, I feel like that's it. It was a really crazy episode. I'm excited for tonight. We have Rahoni and Kardashians. Kardashians looks so good. I know. I'm so excited. Oh, my God.

So last night I started watching because I finished Manhunt Unabomber. And if you were into Waco and you're, like like looking for more 90 stories because you missed all of the nineties, like me, I would totally watch it. Like it's not as,

you know, cinematically stellar as Waco, but it's still like such a crazy story. So that was really enjoyable. And then I was looking for like more content. And I wound up watching like some discovery channel, America in color, where they like, it's a series where like each episode is like a decade starting in the 20s. But they use all old footage that they've colorized. So it's actually kind of cool to watch. And they just explain like what was going down. And there was some crazy shit happening that I've never heard about, like this major hurricane in Miami in the 20s. It just was like bigger than Katrina. But like, why would I know about that? Anyways, it was kind of interesting, but I don't think I'm going to go back to it because now I'm up to the 1950s. And I don't know, it's just. I am, I'm watching season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race.

And it's like the talent for the, um, the guest judges is so supreme. Like now they had Ariana Grande. Uh, they weirdly had Jessica Alba. She was like like so not the right person to be there she was just promoting honest products and like each time each week there's a challenge and like someone wins and when it's the guest like you'll win something maybe directly correlated to the guest so the person who won the challenge won a year's supply of honest company products like what the fuck does a drag queen need honest company products for i don't know that's so funny isn't it a baby stuff no i think it's both yeah it's like i think that's how funny. Isn't it like a baby stuff? No, I think it's both. It's like, I think that's how it started,

but now it's just like clean beauty. It was just weird. Like she literally only went on the show to promote her products. And the person who went was like, some people win like trips to Hawaii, like thousands of dollars in gowns or drag jewelry. They're like, thank you.

I think I'm going to watch Jack Ryan. Snitch told me to watch it. That sounds like something you might like. I don't know. I never, I kind of like military stuff, but I don't like fictional stuff, especially when it comes to like war, like there's enough war stories.

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