The Toast - S3 Ep87: The One With A Pep In Our Step: Tuesday, May 12th, 2020
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. If you are in New York, it is a beautiful, smart, and stunning day here.
Hey, Claude. How you doing?
Hey, Jax. I'm doing good. I had no idea it was a nice day out because I don't open my shades and I live in a bunker. So, good to know.
Good to know. By the way, someone commented this, and I think it's very true,
that how you durn is the new Good Morning Millennials.
Never.
It's the quarantine version of Good Morning Millennials.
Because you know what?
It's not really morning, and it's not really good.
But how you durn?
No, but because it's also, I haven't been able to say it,
so it's like itching me.
You know, it's like, Good Morning Millennials.
Wow, that was mad pitchy. are rusty oh excuse me you're rusty
please i don't know if it's just like the zoom audio maybe for the podcasters it's premium but
like my ears are bleeding just don't ever call me rusty again sis
no but like that was good morning millennials good morning millennials honestly it is a great
morning i want to start the morning off with a high because last night the most special thing
of all time happened to us for us by us with us from the toasters um a group of toasters got
together well as one toaster in particular shout out to nancy who reached with us from the toasters. A group of toasters got together. Well, it was one toaster
in particular, shout out to Nancy, who reached out to as many toasters as Facebook and Instagram
would allow her and asked them to send videos to compile for us a video of what the toast means to
them and what their favorite parts are and just how it's helped them get through their day or
through a tough time. I guess because she sensed that, you know, we weren't at our best recently.
We needed it.
Yeah.
I didn't even realize how much I needed that video.
It was the nicest, sweetest thing.
The video is 40 minutes.
I couldn't believe it.
It was so special.
I was laughing.
I was crying.
There was so many.
There was a few, like, familiar faces from Camp Toast and from the shows that I know,
but there were so many new faces, and it just made me realize, like, that To toast, we're not just talking to each other and ourselves when we sit here and do this
show every day. And like, it means something to so many people. And it just like, it made me want
to put earrings on, which you can't even see now I realized because of my AirPods, but I put on a
lethal Chanel earring for you guys and a pleating ass sweater because like you guys deserve it and I feel like we just got so off track yeah no it's like it's difficult especially in quarantine not to feel like there are five
people listening and I know we have analytics and we know that there's like so many people
listening but I don't know I've just felt like so isolated in quarantine to the point where like I
feel like we get up every day and like no one's listening to this show and it's like we're being
so funny and nobody cares um but that's not the case and I realized that from the video and
it just like reinvigorated my spirit like I have a whole new spirit for life and I just felt like
what we do has purpose and like when days are just not easy to get out of bed and like be cheerful
especially in quarantine like knowing that there's people who rely on this show like for literally
anything even if it's just to get away from their kids for an hour, like that's
important. And that adds value. And like, I am not going to stop doing it even though people want me
to, I will not. You can't get rid of me yet. Yeah, no, we can stop. We won't stop. It was just
exactly what we needed and what we didn't even know that we needed. Like I had just like mentally,
I was on the verge of just like giving up, like phoning it in. I was just done with all of this, but look at me today. I'm a
new woman. And that's thanks to the toasters. It was just, it was really one of the nicest things
like anyone's ever done for us. Um, and we love you and we are so thankful and thank you.
And you know what? It made me, um, just like hearing what people love about the community is so much about the Facebook groups.
And it just like made me sad that our group is like not in session.
And obviously like it really, like I just wanted to like reactivate the group last night, just like hearing what everyone said.
Because I know that those subgroups are like so much a part of people's lives and it's all funneled from the main group.
Yes.
So it's definitely on my list of things to have a
meeting with you about. I just think there needs to be some major changes and a major purge.
Yeah. Well, that was the first thing since all of this has happened that was in the plus column
for the main group. And I feel like we're just evaluating, seeing how things go, what people
even want. I feel like we could even run a poll, like do people even miss the main group? Like I
know the subgroups are where it's at, but it was the first thing that got me
thinking, like, it's been a week now.
Maybe the main group, I mean, we know it wasn't all bad, but maybe the positivity is shining
through again.
Yeah.
And I think like some of the plans, I put together a PowerPoint I'll send to you, some
of the plans I have for how the main group moves forward.
I think implementing these types of ideas will in the end result in a more positive community,
which is what it used to be. Yes. In addition to continuing to take out the trash.
Oh, always. I mean, I'm taking out the trash every day of my life. That's just
all there is to do in quarantine. We acquire so much trash here in the apartment, but-
It is so important. It's so important to take out the trash during quarantine. You just can't
live amongst trash. And it piles up.
I don't know if you're talking about real trash,
but I'm talking about garbage bags, hefty,
because literally just between how much we're eating
and how much I'm just living in this house,
the trash, I take out the trash three times a day.
No, it's so important.
I have a few mini trash cans.
They all build up to one trash can.
There's a lot of trash going on here,
and I actually do mean legitimate garbage, but it's also, it's a metaphor. Of course.
Anyway, so that's why we have a little bit of pep in our step. The video was posted in the
Toast After Dark Facebook group. I know a lot of people had wanted to see it, but it's up to
the toasters who participated if they want to share it or not. Yeah, it was just a truly beautiful
tribute. Like I was walking around my house with a smile on my face, like trying to talk to Ben. I'm like,
and then this one girl said, and he was like, cool. I'm like, you don't even appreciate your
wife. No, I was laughing so hard when the girl had her, everyone was like toasting to the wild
ones. And she was like in a toast to women in country. I was on the floor. I completely forgot
about all of that. And then they throw back to the CMA Fest.
I was just dying.
Yes, that's so true.
Everyone was like me.
Like, it's just so funny what sticks with people,
like what stays in their group of friends.
And things that I don't even remember saying
or that I remember hearing from you
have like stuck with people.
And that's just so funny.
A toast to women in country.
I don't even remember saying that.
No, when we were on the CMA Red Carpet
and we were asking everyone,
what are they toasting to tonight?
Like literally 70% of people said, I'm toasting to women in country. And it was like, it wasn't planned, but it was planned. Also, the video just got me like wanting to put my best foot forward. And I decided to take out one of my fancy glasses today. And because it's like, I have all these nice glasses. I use this like random Coca-Cola glass from when Zach was a bachelor or yesterday I used this little Mason jar and it wasn't enough coffee.
And I was just like, I can bring some style to the show with what glass I use.
I just want to say that these are plant-based straws.
I think everyone would be really proud of me.
I switched over to plant-based straws a while ago.
Straws.
And I'm, oh, and I'll give you some.
They're so good. They're so good.
No. Okay. In my defense, mine are not plant-based. They are plastic, but it's a bag I bought from
Amazon maybe two years ago. Like there, there were so many straws in the bag. I won't be buying
another bag, but while I have them and then I cut them up before I throw them in the trash,
I feel like that helps. No, that, that helps. And it's better than to just throw them all away,
like whole right now.
Right.
And then I'll send, I took a picture of the label of these plant-based straws because
they're so fabulous.
And I'm just really living a plant-based life in the queue.
Yeah.
You know, I love a PBS, a plant-based straw.
I mean, I love, it's actually a really nice straw.
I think you would like it anyway.
So I have my iridescent fancy glass.
And I'm hitting you with those Pliny vibes. And I didn't even realize like it's. So I have my iridescent fancy glass and I'm hitting you with
those Pliny vibes. And I didn't even realize like it's an ode to the pastel pack that dropped
yesterday. And people are saying the, the reviews are in, they're saying it's my best work yet,
which is really, which really is flattering because like they said that about like the last
pack and the one before that, but this is really like a whole new vibe. Um, if you're looking to
like amp up your content during quarantine, even just edit pictures for fun, you can go down a rabbit
hole just adding presets to old photos. Head to JackieLFlo.com, get the new pastel pack. It is
everything on the store. Honestly, I think I might like do a little photo shoot today
in the home, like just so that I can use them and post something.
We are just on different planets today. Like I wanted to show my appreciation for the home, like just so that I can use them and post something. We are just on different planets today.
Like I wanted to show my appreciation for the toast,
but like I did not put on any makeup or anything different.
I think I actually wore this sweater the day before yesterday.
It's for my tour.
And I'm definitely not going to do a photo shoot.
I'll probably just lay in bed and watch shows all day,
but I so appreciate the effort you're putting forward.
It's inspiring.
Thanks.
It just like makes me,
I feel like that's what I bring a lot of to the regular show.
And also someone posted, I forget which group it was in.
Cause when I was posting my presets with my old photos,
they were like, this is making me miss when like,
Jackie used to get dressed up for the show.
And I'm like, honestly, same.
So I thought I'd do like a mix, you know,
but I put on almost full glam today.
I honestly don't really know what steps I skipped
other than the eyeshadow.
And you can't even tell on Zoom. Like it's not glam friendly. No, I'm nervous that, um,
when all of this is over, I'm generally going to forget like the steps and the procedures
that are a part of my everyday makeup routine. Like I don't even know what the first step is.
And I literally have been doing makeup every day for my whole life for like the last at least eight years. And
I think that when the day comes that I have to put on makeup again, like I'm going to have to
watch a tutorial. Oh, I'll watch my own tutorial. How about that? Oh, that's really smart. I want
to spend this time like learning new tips and trades and something that I really wanted to
learn how to do was like bomb eyeshadow, cut crease, you know, like the whole nine yards. So I think that might be
like an activity I do this week where I just like sit down with all of my palettes, put on a few
tutorials and learn how to do my eyeshadow because I think that would take my look from zero to six.
Look what I got. Oh, well, you don't watch Drag Race, but Kim Chi, who was my favorite, you would
have loved her, Jackie. She, spoiler alert spoiler alert didn't win but that's because she was
really just like a makeup glam queen and in order to be a winner you have
to be like a comedy queen a look queen like you have to have
all and she really was just like stellar in the looks department and then like
couldn't like be funny and couldn't act but she started a
makeup brand um when she was uh right after drag race and i think it's like
really really popular look at this oh oh that's nice oh i like i like the mixture of neutrals
and fun colors oh my god wait there's a color called toast which one oh that's a nice color
that's like what i put on my lower line.
I just, um, I don't like know how to do eyeshadow, but I really appreciate like the pigments and the packaging and I'm probably just never going to use it, but like look at it all the time.
Yeah. That's, that's where I'm at with a lot of my palettes, but I think I'm gonna,
I'm gonna like get an education in glam, like before the queue is up, you know,
there's still a lot of time left.
There's still a lot of time left to pick up new hobbies and like new skills.
And so I'm going to try and make the most of it because the toasters put that pep in my step.
Totally. I'm getting back into knitting. I just got my needles from Amazon. I started knitting.
I know I told everyone the spring break where Margo sharted for the first time. I told the story last week, if you want to go into it, that's when I learned how to knit. And it's just so funny how certain things you never forget.
Like I was at my friend Nikki's apartment like a few months ago and she had like knitting needles
and she was like starting out. I'm like, can I try? And I just, I just remembered, like,
it's crazy how those like. Muscle memory. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. I couldn't think of the
phrase obviously because I'm dumb. That muscle memory like really stays with you. And I literally was just, like, knitting while I
was sitting at her apartment. So I am going to get back into it. I can't really make anything
other than, like, something linear. So, like, a scarf or, like, a blanket, technically,
but that's really big. But I think I can make Theo, like, a mini scarf, and that's what I'm
going to do. Oh, my God. Claudia, that's beautiful.
Tis. Tis. Yes, it is. Okay, well, I think it's time to get into stuff.
You know, we'll go in and out as we always do.
To recap, I started the show Never Have I Ever,
which I want to talk about.
I saw that you did that.
And I think that's all I watched.
I was so-
I actually, I'm curious to get your thoughts
because that's something that I want to watch,
but I need you to tell me if I'm too old for it.
Oh, no, I wasn't going to say you're too old for it oh no I wasn't gonna say you're too old for it I just don't know if you
would like it because I am not like dying for it and there's a reason I'm also only five episodes
in but I feel like that's a lot that is a lot I also weirdly have like a lot coming up on my slate
because I've been like saving all this stuff so like I'm still I'm just about to start season two
of Ugly Betty I still have Hollywood dead to me and Money Heist'm still, I'm just about to start season two of Ugly Betty. I still have Hollywood, Dead to Me, and Money Heist season four. So I'm just like, and then soon the politician's
going to come out, Ben Platt special's going to come out. Like it's going to be crazy.
I'm so jealous of anyone who hasn't watched Dead to Me season two. I was talking to Olivia last
night and she was like, no, me and Zach haven't started it. Like we're done on, they were just
watching something else. And I was like, Olivia, don't take this moment for granted. Like I'm so,
it was so good. Or if anyone who has never even watched the show, if you have now have two seasons
on Netflix of premium fucking content, living in Laguna beach, I just like wanted to be in that
house. Like it is so good. Um, and I'm just jealous of people who are going to have that experience.
Oh, definitely. Well, I guess I'm one of those people and I very much look forward to this.
Oh, can I tell you, you know, I'm a coffee
drinker now. Oh, so we never got to check in on what happened that first day that you drank coffee.
I didn't really feel anything. And yesterday I drank coffee too. Yesterday I was so peppy on
the show and I definitely crashed, but I always crash. I don't know if that has anything to do
with the coffee. Then today I'm like starting to get into a routine so i go into the kitchen and we're out of coffee like the coffee
that i've been using ben um and his dad are obsessed with la cologne and they get these cans
right so that's what i was using i was putting it over ice with um a little cream or hazelnut
non-sugar-free whatever it's called coffee make and i go in and we're out of cans and like are
you fucking kidding me i'm like jonesing now you know I'm like an addict and Ben was like
all right this is what we do when we run out of instant cough and when we run out of
the can they uh then had literally the most disgusting kosher for passover kosher brand
instant coffee I don't know where the fuck he got it. So we put a pitcher of hot water,
mixed it in, left it in the fridge, and then we poured it over ice and added my creamer. I added
like a little extra creamer, like a million sugars. And it just tastes like a milkshake now
because there's like one drop of coffee in it. So I'm not that mad. I just, I'm like, this is what,
never what I wanted for my life to be like a coffee person. There's just like so much time,
energy, money that goes into like finding the perfect formula. And I was always above it, you know, but now I'm
not. Yeah. I'm so below it. Like I'm so in the coffee culture, even though like my coffee rhythm
has just been out of step recently. Um, but something also very exciting today. It's just
an exciting day with a lot of pep because for the first time since the first week of quarantine I've been able to get an at-home grocery delivery and it's coming
today when did you place the order I placed it like two days ago there are time slots it was it
was like a seven hour time slot it's obviously not the most desirable but like I'm home all day what
do I care oh my god that's crazy so I'm using it to like buy all the beverages that are too heavy for me to carry
from the store. And so they also have the cold brew concentrate that I love that I haven't had
for months. So hopefully starting tomorrow, I'll be back in my coffee rhythm. But I also think it's
time for me to get a new coffee machine. And I'm thinking about getting an espresso. And I'm
curious. Well, I drink coffee every single day. It's like such a big part
of my life. Like I, you get what you pay for. Like I'm willing to invest in my future of coffee
drinking. So I'm just curious what people think about Nespresso. Maybe I should try one once
before I go and buy the whole machine. Um, I just like want to get my coffee game more on point.
Cause I think it would just make me more excited to like wake up in the morning if I knew I was having like a great cup of coffee.
I feel that. Can I give a quick update from yesterday? We challenged our audience yesterday
on the show to either watch heavyweights or tell us if they've watched heavyweights as an adult and
you have no connection to Fat Camp, like what you thought of the movie? Does the movie still stand?
And I got an overwhelming amount of messages being like,
I actually recently just watched this movie with my husband and never went to
fat camp. And it's so funny. Like,
I think the movie 100% exists outside of like our childhood.
Wait. Okay. But this girl commented on my photo saying toaster age 30,
watching heavyweights for the first time tonight will report back.
And I haven't heard back from her.
So I'm just going to go off of what she says,
because like she is the exact subject,
like someone who had never seen it age 30.
So we'll see.
No,
I literally got messages from people who are in their late twenties,
early thirties who watched it in recent memory.
And they said it was fabulous.
And they were like,
I loved it.
Well,
Paige, I'm waiting to hear back from you.
My whole case.
Why is Paige better than mine?
I just decided.
I just decided.
I decided that mine's better than Paige.
Okay.
Well, like you have your witnesses and I'll have mine and then we'll take it
to court and justice will be served for once and for all.
No, justice has been served.
I have the proof.
And it's just, you know what?
If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
You must. That is true. It's so tough.
Okay.
Okay. Wait, do we have the Alison Roman, like, part two story today?
We don't because I personally was over it, but I would be happy to slot it in because the stories are, like, weak.
I personally was over it, but I would be happy to slot it in because the stories are like weak.
Slot it in and not because I find it interesting, but Chrissy Teigen wrote some very eloquent and poignant tweets last night. Um, just about what it's like to be like the type of person who's
like unfiltered and flippant and then like who gets in trouble for it. And I actually related
to it so much. And it was just, she was like putting into words, like things that I felt.
And, um, the story is that Alison apologized, which I don't even care was just she was like putting into words like things that I felt and um the story is
that Allison apologized which I don't even care about it was like literally the best written
apology um ever and we'll talk about it so best written apology yeah I thought it was like oh yeah
oh yeah yeah no it was nice I just like couldn't believe that after like I thought we were on the
like the tail end of reporting on this story and then there was like more apologies to come and I
thought she already apologized and obviously like
she feels terrible and just like can't stop saying sorry and I hope that she feels a little better
now and I just pulled it up so I will slot it in I guess Hannah Brown is gonna have to take a back
seat um you can listen to the snatcher for her statement on reflecting on her journey from her one year after her engagement to Jed. Wow, I'm so glad that we're not talking about that.
Me too. Me too. Okay, without further ado, E.T.'s time for the Fast Five stories that
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the first story, let's start with the Chrissy Teigen, Alison Roman drama, because we're on the tail of it and I have all the tweets and I totally agree
with you. Okay. So on Monday, Alison Roman doubled down on her previous apology to Teigen and
admitted her words came from her own insecurities and white privilege. Quote, it was stupid,
careless, and insensitive. I need to learn and respect the difference between being unfiltered
and honest versus being uneducated and flippant. So if you want to read
her whole apology, which as Claudia said, was very well written, head over to Alison Roman's
Instagram page. In response, Chrissy Teigen tweeted, one second, she said, thank you for this,
Alison Roman. To be clear, it never once crossed my mind for you to apologize for what you genuinely
thought. The comments stung, but they more so stung because they came from you. It wasn't my
usual news break of some random person hating everything about me. I don't agree with the pile
on people waiting with bated breath for apologies, deciding if that apology is good. The people who
say you were right and never needed to in the first place. There are so many different types
in this kind of situation and TBH, I just want it to be over. I think we are are alike in so many ways i remember the exact time i realized i wasn't allowed to say whatever popped
in my head that i couldn't just say things in the way that so many of my friends were saying
before i never really knew where i stood in the industry in the world eventually i realized that
once the relatable quote snarky girl who didn't care became a pretty successful cookbook author
and had more power in the industry i couldn't just say whatever the fuck I wanted. The more we grow, the more we get those wake-up
calls. Oh, but how I still think some of those things. I just don't unleash on my peers on
super public platforms, lol. I often comment about how I wish I could get away with what I used to
now, but the truth is I don't. I've learned a fuckton from my years being watched and read,
and I can really say it makes you a better person. It makes you think about the impact of what you say slash who it might hurt.
I still think you are incredibly talented and in an industry that doesn't really lend
itself to supporting more than a handful of people at a time.
I feel like we all, all we have are each other.
Okay.
First of all, like put that thread on my gravestone.
Like I couldn't stand by that statement anymore.
Like there are some times where I wish I could just like say whatever the fuck I want. And that's what I've
been branded as. But it's like at the end of the day, she's right. Like being in the public eye,
of course has its privileges and disadvantages. But like when you're forced to like educate
yourself and eventually grow from saying stupid things, like it really overall just benefits you.
So I just thought that like this was taken like from my subconscious. I thought it was brilliant. But there are two things going on here. One that and two,
I really feel like this apology was like, so it literally felt like the New York Times wrote it,
like it was perfect. It just, it, it literally took all angles of what people were mad at her
about. She acknowledged the fact that she didn't even realize the two women that she
spoke disparagingly about were both Asian.
And like, what does that say about her subconscious?
Like, I just thought that it was so well done.
And even though yesterday I thought this was like major illusory crime, and it is, like,
I have absolutely no choice but to accept the apology of someone who has obviously made
it clear that she like knows why what she said was fucked up.
Yeah, I agree.
And I feel like
Chrissy Teigen is always on the cutting edge of like cancel culture. Even when like Vanessa Hudgens
said what she said, Chrissy Teigen was like, let's not just pile on like people are human,
like this is a real person. And so I feel like Chrissy Teigen has now been on both ends of it,
like the offensive and the offendee. And her take on it is just everything that we need right now, but on both ends of it, like the offensive and the offendee and her take on it is just
everything that we need right now. Because like, there are so many people with so many different
opinions and like, we don't all need to jump on someone, but we also don't all need to be like,
you don't need to apologize at all. Like there is middle ground. I actually really hope that
after this, like the two of them, it seems like they would get along and maybe we can move on
from this and they can be friends.
Yeah.
There's like a quote ingrained in my memory from when Logan Paul got canceled for that
awful video that he made.
And Chrissy was like not defending him and she was speaking in general terms, but she
was obviously talking about like the cancellation that was happening at that time, which was
Logan Paul.
And she was basically like, why can't you just like stop supporting someone and not
like have to make a campaign or like a hashtag about it? Like if somebody does something to upset you,
of course, as a consumer, you have every right to stop, to choose to stop supporting them. But like
these, these public like congregations, like with these movements of like trying to ruin someone's
life, like that's what, why do we have to do that? Why can't you just silently stop supporting
someone? Yeah. I mean, it's literally turned into a party to end someone's career. Like, so is over party. Like why? I don't
get why that's a party for you. Like if someone that you love is no longer the person that you
want to support, like that, that shouldn't be like a celebration. No, it's sad. Yeah. Um,
anyways, I hope it's Chrissy Teigen also said that she's taking a break from Twitter,
because obviously, like, it all starts with people that support you, and then it turns into,
you know, everyone else has an opinion about you, and she just can't.
Right. That was exactly another thing she said that also was, like, literally in my mind. She
was like, you know, day one, you do something, and, like, of course, all your supporters are
there, and they're supporting you, and then the next day is when the trolls arrive.
Like they're a little late to the party because they don't follow you.
And they start saying terrible things about you and your family and your kids.
And that's exactly how it happens.
It was just, she really knows.
She has been there.
Yeah.
So I totally get that.
This has just been a wild ride.
But I feel like it's cool.
Over.
Yeah.
So that's that on that and that's on period okay next story a really crazy story that Claudia sent me this morning that um I'm really shook over
Vanderpump Rules editor admits to a personal vendetta against Sheena Shea after a season
filled with humiliating montages on Vanderpump Rules,
Sheena Shea finally has an explanation for what happened in the cutting room.
Bree Dellinger, an editor on the Hip Bravo show,
appeared on episodes one and eight of the Twisted Plot podcast with Evelyn Marley
and revealed exactly why Shea's gotten a seeming lion's share of embarrassment
in the show's final cuts.
Quote, if Sheena knows what's good for her, she'd befriend me
because my favorite game is finding all the embarrassing things that Sheena does and
putting them all in, she quipped on one episode. She later joked that if Shay was to write a memoir,
the title should be Death by a Million Embarrassments. And while she didn't state which
cast member she gives more favorable edits to, she admitted that she manipulated a scene between
Sheena and Stassi's teenage brother Nikolai at the engagement party. Quote, it was so funny. We were watching the scene and we're like,
okay, this is over the top. I realize that, but how can we resist? Yes, I said it to funny music
and I added a funny soundbite, but she did that. She continued, quote, we asked her in the interview,
how young would you go? And we didn't tell her it was for the Nikolai scene, of course.
An insider revealed to Page Six on Monday after the episodes were mysteriously removed from Apple Podcasts
that Shay has been upset by the way season eight has played out.
Sheena's definitely frustrated with how she's been portrayed, the insider said.
She's not the type to pop off when she feels slighted by an unflattering edit.
She signed on to be a part of the reality show,
which requires her to share her life's highs and lows.
She just wishes audiences got to see a more balanced view of her life,
not just the most cringeworthy moments.
She's been assured by the network and production
that she's part of the charade.
She's going to be absolutely crushed
by hearing that she's actually the butt of the joke.
Okay, also what this article did mention
is that later on in the podcast,
this editor was praising Stassi and Bo
about how they're the heroes.
And of course, when you think of
who gets a favorable edit and
who doesn't like it's obviously Stassi like look what look what she got from the show it's like so
many fans podcasts listeners books and obviously she's great but being edited in a positive light
these last few seasons has definitely helped catapult that yeah I mean any sort of edit
I'm sure a great editor can make Sheena like the most likable character on the
show and yes you could argue Sheena has done those things but when you choose to show someone's only
embarrassing moments and not the balance of their human moments you it's it's warped and like I
think this is so fucked up and like the fact that she's joking about it like this is someone's life
and you know what like Sheena has been the most cringetastic character this season and every like once in a once in a
blue moon we get a glimpse of like your human side when she started crying about like freezing her
eggs and this just wasn't where i wanted to be and it kind of explains all the other childish
stuff that she does but if you're saying there's more of those moments and you're just not showing
them to us because you want us to see her as this one-dimensional, embarrassing figure, like, this is not nice.
Yeah, no, like, there's definitely, okay, this editor, like, really has a vendetta against Sheena, which there's honestly no way you can deny, especially not only because she admitted it, but, like, Sheena's literally been absent from the last few seasons, and the parts that we do see are so cringy and embarrassing and it's like you think that's her 24-7 but there's obviously like a lot more moments to her
that are very earnest or whatever like she's going this through this whole fertility treatment like
don't you think people would have wanted to see that like other women going through the same thing
like to have left that out such an important part of someone's life like seemed odd now it all makes
sense and to not only have a vendetta against someone which everyone's entitled to but like to
take it out on like your job is weird,
but then to like be so publicly like proud of it
and go on a podcast and talk about it
where you obviously don't think you're doing anything wrong.
Like it seems so fucked up.
And like Sheena was on one yesterday.
Like she was literally tweeting like,
Andy DM me, I have teeth.
And she obviously gave the story to Page Six.
I saw it on like a couple of fan accounts
for like Andy Cohen fan accounts
and Vanderpump Rules fan accounts for like Andy Cohen fan accounts
and Vanderpump rules fan accounts.
And honestly, I'm glad that people are talking about it.
It's actually like really fucked up.
And if I think about the way that I perceive Sheena over the last few
seasons, it's like cringy. And like, we've, we've made fun of her.
And it's like, honestly, she probably didn't deserve that.
Yeah. It's just not the whole story.
And that's not there because everyone else has their,
even like Raquel and
James like everyone has their redeeming moments and Sheena just never gets that shown on the show
um also Sheena had tweeted a few weeks ago when the Nikolai thing aired that that was like taken
so out of context uh and of course you're like well you did it but like when you're manipulating
the interviews versus what's happening on the show and putting
music like it's it's not right and i feel like for reality tv especially a show like the underpump
where there's so much there without you having to like craft things like this um it's just like
it's 2020 like this isn't season one this isn't season one of the bachelor like you know we're
gonna get these girls to say crazy stuff like let, let the kids live and, like, just show us their lives.
We're fans of them as they are now.
Like, it doesn't require that much manipulation.
Yeah, it must be frustrating for Sheena to have to, like,
explain herself after every episode.
And when she did tweet that thing, like,
this conversation with Nikolai was nothing of the sort.
Stassi actually replied and was like, I was there.
It was not weird.
Like, really, like, having her back, which made me happy.
Because Stassi, who is someone who's gotten such a favorable edit not the whole series
but definitely in the last few seasons um it's clear that they like her and to me like there
was nothing shocking about this page six article no but it's it's it's shocking to just see it all
written like plain out you know something that you were feeling but like I never gave a second
thought to I was just like wow Sheena's really like worse than ever yeah and it really just is so unethical yeah because it's
someone's life yeah and I get that they signed up for this I get it but they signed up to share
their lives and that's what they do but to have it be so manipulated of course there's things
that get left on the cutting room floor and of course they play music sometimes um but just to
have this person's entire storyline
for the last, I would say four seasons,
have everything they do be so manipulated,
which I feel like it's been now that I know this,
it makes me feel bad for Sheena.
Yeah, but I feel like, yes, they signed up for it,
but I feel like they all signed up
for an equal playing field amongst cast members.
Like if you want to embarrass every single cast member,
then that would be more fair than just singling out one person while you
raise everyone else up.
Yeah.
Agreed.
That's my thoughts on that.
Honestly,
justice for Sheena.
Never thought I'd say it,
but it's so true.
Yeah.
Okay.
Next story,
a little good news.
Tina Fey tears up as a telethon raises $115 million for New Yorkers affected by COVID-19. Tina Fey was brought to tears over the generosity of Americans who reached out to help New Yorkers affected by Hood Relief Benefit, a star-studded virtual telethon raising money for
the city's leading poverty-fighting organization when she got emotional while reading the final
tally. Is this real? She asked producers seeing the number for the first time. Okay, 115 million.
We did this. You did this. We are difference makers. 115 million. What a great day for New York.
That special was fabulous. They really had quality celebrity, quality talent, quality
performances, Billy Joel. It was very, very well done. And I don't say that about a lot of these
like homegrown specials. No, you do not. Wow. This is like so amazing. Robin Hood is a great
organization and they're turning their efforts towards helping New Yorkers affected by COVID-19.
And this is just such a beautiful story. Right. And like we've gone to
Robinhood like fundraiser once. It feels good to know that $115 million is going to like
a legit organization who's like, I, in New York, I have seen the fruits of their labor. Like it's
not, some of these charities are just so ambiguous and like, you really never know what's being done
with the money, but Robinhood is like in the communities. It's really great.
So I hope that this helps a lot of people.
Yeah.
Some of the A-listers who participated, Jennifer Lopez, Robert De Niro,
Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew Broderick, Chris Rock,
Jake Gyllenhaal, Sutton Foster, Rosie Perez, Jimmy Fallon,
Salton Peppa, Fab Five, Trevor Noah, Danny Meyer, David Chang, Beastie Boys.
I love that they got like New Yorkers.
Yeah.
Me too.
It's great.
It's great.
Okay.
And this next story like brought a warmth to like whatever the opposite of a pit is,
like a glow in my stomach.
What is the opposite of a pit?
Like something that just warmed the cockles of my heart
like it we need to come up with a word yeah kylie jenner's daughter stormy chanting patience in the
candy challenge is the cutest thing you'll see all week all year kylie jenner posted a video
of stormy i guess there's a candy challenge going around where you like tempt your child with candy
and see if they wait till you come back you film candy and see if they wait till you come back.
You film them.
You see if they wait till you come back to eat the candy, as you had said.
So Kylie shared this video of us where she left the phone while she told Stormy she was
going to the bathroom.
And we just watched Stormy sitting there like willpower at its finest, chanting patience
to herself as she waits for her mom, Kylie, to get back so that she can eat three pieces
of candy.
It is the cutest thing I've ever seen. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. And I feel like it's
a real window and like a testament into what type of kid Stormi is. And she looks like she's such a
good kid. And like, Kylie's such a good mom. Not that I ever thought otherwise, but you know,
celebrity kids can be monsters. Like we know that. Like she just seemed like such a lovely girl.
Yeah.
Like so respecting, rule following,
obviously very full of willpower.
I don't know.
It's like an interesting social experiment
to conduct on your children.
And I guess this is obviously the best possible result.
It's just interesting.
Yeah.
Oh my God, my eye just twitched. It's a
trend that's on TikTok that I've seen and it's, it's like a famous science experiment. It's like
the marshmallow challenge. I remember seeing it like when I was in like science grade class in
the sixth grade. And honestly, as an adult, I don't think I could pass. No. And Stormy passed
with flying colors. Flying. She's so cute.
Yeah, I wonder what, like, scientifically this says about her.
Obviously, it's a science experiment.
Like, but what are we – like, what are we proving?
What's the hypothesis?
Yeah, I think the hypothesis is that Kylie Jenner's a great mom
and her new house looks fabulous.
Yeah, I think that's what we were – what was proven as well.
And Kim commented.
She was like, oh, my God, this is so crazy.
Like Chicago would never say would never.
She was like putting her own kids on blast.
It was really funny.
Really funny.
Speaking of own kids.
If you're watching on YouTube, the chairman has entered the chat.
The chairman has entered the chat.
He's looking for a place to just get cozy.
He's in the love sack.
I feel like I'm narrating national geographic. He's looking for a place to just get cozy. He's in the love sack. I feel like I'm narrating
National Geographic. He's looking around. I wonder what he's looking for. He can't get comfortable.
I wonder why. He's going round and around looking for something perhaps buried treasure. Who knows
what is in there? Oh, did he just get a bath? No. He looks like he's wet and trying to dry off. Oh, he plopped.
He plopped down. Okay. The fitchamon is in the sack. That was so beautiful. I tried to like force
him to become like in love with the love sack like I am and he wasn't really taking to it. Like he's
very set in his own ways and he's not going to change for any woman or man. And the fact that
he just like jumped in there when i've literally thrown him
on there 500 times since quarantine started means that it's working yes he has been sacrificed
okay fifth and final fifth and final story richard kind is the latest star attached to the tiger king
parody musical and you're probably like jackie why I care who is Richard Kind I'll tell you
is Richard Kind from Seinfeld is he Funkhauser Seinfeld from Curb oh sorry Curb uh
I don't think he's a Funkhauser he's from um Red Oaks he's the dad yes yes Funkhauser I thought he
was Marty's cousin no that's um Vince Vaughn but he plays in Curb but
he plays like his like Larry's cousin or something I don't know what his role is exactly who it is
he's the dad from Red Oaks and he was so sad in that show so sad Richard Klein is the latest star
to join a cast of Tony nominated composer Andrew Lippa's Tiger King the musical a parody Lippa's
Tiger King inspired tunes have recently been recorded
as outrageous home videos by Kristen Chenoweth, Frankie Grande,
and RuPaul's Drag Race star Nina West.
Now people are legitimately calling me and saying,
I want to be involved, he tells Page Six.
My friend Richard Kind wants to be a part of this.
He revealed that adding Kind will sing as Howard,
Carole Baskin's husband.
Chenoweth played Baskin. Liv was working his way up to a show-stopping Joe Exotic tune and says,
what I really want is Jared Leto to play eccentric, now-imprisoned, former big cat owner,
Joe Exotic. Jared Leto, that's good. Jared Leto sings. I didn't realize it was a musical. Now,
is this the same one as Nicolas Cage and Kate Midd Kate? No, no. This is like a parody that has been just
circling on the internet. He said, it's unclear if the project began just for fun, if it might,
if it might one day come to a real stage. I feel like this is the best way for a project to be
born. Like it starts as a joke, people like it galvanizes people and people are excited. And
all of a sudden it's on Broadway and it's winning Tony's like that is exciting I never told you that I ended up watching
that Carol Baskin um prank video about about those guys who tricked her into going on Jimmy Jimmy
Fallon um when it was really just their YouTube channel and um I had some strong words about it
when I walked when I just heard about it because I thought it was
kind of fucked up and unethical.
But when I watched it, it was really well done
and they did a great job and I loved
the vlog showing the intricacies of
what email accounts they made, how they really got
her on the show. And they got a
statement from her afterwards saying she had a
feeling it was fake because all the
questions sounded pre-recorded.
But it was a funny joke like she wasn't mad
about it um and it didn't give me as big of a pit as I thought it was going to
yeah I guess that's it's nice that they didn't like use the opportunity to you know embarrass
her make her uncomfortable but still the premise is just not something that like I think we should
be pioneering yes yeah but it's like this thing that they do
on this channel it's like a popular UK YouTube trend like I saw a lot of videos about it this
one obviously just got the most press she um had asked if they just don't talk about the documentary
at all and they agreed so the questions were like pretty harmless like how many cats do you have
so it really um it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, I have to say.
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Okay. TV recap. Let me talk to you about Never Have I Ever. I had gotten so many recommendations
from it, for it. And I started to watch it. And the first thing I noticed is that it is filmed
on Mysterio Lane. I don't know if you saw my Instagram story. I saw. I saw. It's this like
suburban neighborhood. They built a new house for Debbie's family, like the main character.
Her family is not like a recognizable home,
but I saw Susan's house. I saw Bob and Lee's house. I saw the Solis house. It's just,
it's honestly the best part of the show. Like truly a trip down with Syria Lane.
Now the show, the show is good. It has a lot of redeeming qualities. I do not like the main character like her priorities are so fucked up she's just
like a teenager and like she has like good friends and she has a good life and her parents are like
her mom is like so lovely and she's just like all she cares about is having sex like it's just it's
and I get like wanting it she just has so many blessings in her life and she just thinks her
life is terrible you know and I just hate kids like that um and she's like I just know what's
gonna happen she's like gonna you know try to be too cool for her friends and then her nerdy friends
are gonna want her back like I just she kind of bothers me um and the show is narrated by John
McEnroe and there's a reason why and it's really not that great of a reason like he was like hi I'm
John McEnroe and I'm narrating the show you'll find out why and then when you find out why I'm like I still don't understand why you're narrating the
show and they gave him like a um like a script written by like a 90 year old trying to be a
millennial you know and he's like he says things like that's lit and it's just the narrating is
bothering me it's like a trend in Netflix now like to have a narrator like too hot to handle
I don't like it like they try so hard to be like funny and millennially and like talk to teenagers and it's not it the show is not bad um the episodes are nice and short I just am
not like loving it and it got such um positive feedback but I'm not getting that but it's not
bad I can't explain like I actually really like how they dive like because it's a Mindy Kaling
production they talk so much about Indian culture and like the more I learn more about other
cultures the more I realize like we are all the same like the way they were talking about like
classic like Indian mom stuff like it could have been classic Jewish mom stuff like it was really
very similar um it's good I actually like a lot of like the cultural stuff like one of the cousins
who has to get uh arranged marriage but she falls in love with this guy at college like I like that. But like the high school stuff, it's like not what it's like,
it's not doing it for me. And I live for high school stuff, you know?
Yeah. Well, maybe like we're phased out of high school stuff. That's what I meant when I said
I'm too old. Like sometimes when I read books or watch movies about like kids in high school now,
I'm just like, I'm, that's just not me do you um still
enjoy like to all the boys I've loved before I do because like it's so well done it's impossible not
to enjoy it but recently I've just come to the conclusion that like when it comes to
high school-y things I'm just not in high school, like, and far from it.
Wow, that's actually crazy, because it's still my favorite genre of film. Like, I've just been
thinking about how so many of those types of movies that we've been watching, like, since we
were too young. Like, we were seeing Mean Girls when we were, like, eight. Oh, but, like, when I
watch movies from when we were in high school, and, like, the movies that we grew up with about
high schoolers, those I love, because, like, those are my people. But now being 15 years older than these people,
it just makes me feel old.
I guess.
I didn't get that feeling.
I don't think that's why I'm not loving it.
I think, I don't know what I'm not loving about it,
but it's just, people are saying it's like the perfect show
and it's just not, but it's good.
Interesting.
Well, I'm glad that there's content.
Yeah.
And then I also watched some more RuPaul Drag Race.
I've kind of slowed down because I was watching less season a day.
And it was just, it gets very monotonous because it's the same thing every time.
Like mini challenge, challenge, runway, Chantel, you stay.
Like it's just, it's very monotonous.
But I'm on season 10 now and I just want to make a prediction.
I'm on like episode seven.
I think Eureka wins.
And that's all I'll say.
Cannot stand the Vixen.
Such a mean girl living for Asia.
Like maybe one of the most beautiful Queens,
um,
who's ever been on the show.
Like the makeup is just getting so good.
Like I need to have a drag queen do my makeup. Like the way that they just give themselves perfect faces and like lift up
everything,
everything of a sort.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's what we need to learn in the queue.
I've just been watching ugly buddy. I didn't start watching TV until so late last night because I just found ways to busy myself. And then I watched the toaster video, which was 40 minutes. So I probably started watching TV at 930. I caught two episodes of Ugly Betty. And now when I start watching tonight, I'll be on season two, which is exciting. I love when like, I love a glow up between like seasons on shows. And I, I look forward to seeing the differences between season two and season one in Ugly Betty.
Yeah. Like with a show like that, it's like the first season, you don't know if you're going to
get a second one. Then the second one comes, you get more budget, more wardrobe and it just
elevates it. Yeah. So I'm really excited for that, but I'm still loving it. Like it totally holds
up. I've seen that other people have started watching it um at my behest and they are thoroughly enjoying it as well so I think this has been a
great decision for me and I'm just gonna keep watching it until I can't no more yeah that
time's gonna come like that always oh just always yeah whether the show peters out or I peter out
or I run out of episodes like there will come a time when, you know, I think I have a good solid week with it left.
Okay.
And I'm going to enjoy it.
Yeah.
I'm going to enjoy it.
Yeah.
And then what's on your docket.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to finish.
Never have I ever.
And then I want to watch the new Jerry Seinfeld special.
I heard it was good.
On my docket is I think after this,
I wonder what I'll watch first dead to me or Hollywood. I think I'll watch was good. On my docket is, I think after this, I wonder what I'll watch first, Dead to Me or Hollywood.
I think I'll watch Hollywood first,
then Dead to Me season two,
and then Money Heist.
I just feel like you're never going to watch Money Heist.
I know because you just like get so sucked into it.
I don't know.
But the more I keep putting it off, the better.
Like I just,
I need to have things to look forward to.
Yeah,
totally.
That's the key in quarantine.
I cannot wait for my yarn to get here.
Like that's my big excitement of the week.
Even if I never watched money high season four,
like I will always have it to look forward to.
That's true.
We'll always have money heist.
Yeah.
That's a great name for today though.
Um, no, the today's episode is the one with the pep in our step.
So I actually just texted her and she said that she's done writing. If you are.
Yeah. She said that her wrist hurts and she's fucking done. So maybe she should get a computer.
She can type instead. So I guess that's all she wrote. She also wanted to let you know that she was like
getting a little wishy-washy with the writing because she's just been like editing her photos
with Jackie O'Float presets. And you should get some too. Head over to JackieOFloat.com to get
your float on and popping. Yeah, she said that to me too. She was like sending me selfies of
herself like in a cotton candy sky and it was beautiful. She's like really feeling herself.
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