The Toast - S4 Ep104: Ben Aflac: Thursday, June 10th, 2021
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Let us acknowledge
a space that we are in. We have made it to the latter half of the week, everyone. Congratulate
yourself. Clap your hands. Give yourselves a round of applause. Pat yourself on the back.
We motherfucking did it. Latter half of the week vibes. And we're in studio tomorrow,
but I feel as though some of you might have a summer Friday for yourselves, a long weekend for
yourselves. And so acknowledge that space. This could be your last day of work for the week.
And we're so proud of you for coming this far.
And it feels so good to be over the hump,
especially on a week that never ends.
Speaking of long weekends,
I do feel like now would be a good time to let everyone know,
like, I'm not going to be in studio on Monday.
I have a wedding.
I just needed to warn everyone, like,
these next, like, four or five months
while the weather's nice in New York,
all the weddings that were postponed from COVID are going to be in the next four months and for me most of them are
Jewish weddings which are on Sunday nights and if they're like away so I have a Sunday night wedding
in the Hamptons so we are not going to do a show Monday I just thought I would let everyone know
now I'm really sorry but the good news is is that yesterday we recorded a podcast general Q&A which
everyone loves it's been about six months since we did one we took all of your questions from the
Toast After Dark Facebook group and we'll be releasing that episode on
Monday so if you're a Patreon member you will have content don't you worry about a thing and
if you're not a Patreon member you can become one at patreon.com slash the morning toast
it's such an important fact you know it's like it's never too late to become a Patreon member
ever because you also get access to old episodes unless they've been taken down for copyright
reasons in which case you should just join now so you never miss an episode yeah that's a yes to the
dress episode will forever live as like a iconic episode a lesson that only people who were patreon
members at the time got to say it was a lesson i think snatchler learn your lesson don't miss
patreon episodes speaking of snatchler i filmed one with her a vlog last night that is just like
so cute and funny and good knolls and bruce are in it and that'll be up soon what's the concept the concept
is we're getting snitch ready for her date me and bruce came over to style her for her date
and she didn't really need you'll i don't want to spoil it yeah but um it was really good and she
i don't want to spoil how she looked but it was good so i went to the movies last night for the
first time since before covid and i have to but it was good. So I went to the movies last night for the first time since before COVID.
And I have to say, it was such an unpleasant experience.
First of all, I went to see A Quiet Place 2.
Because you know how I saw A Quiet Place 1.
Do you need me to remind everyone?
I'll set the scene.
30,000 feet up, sitting next to her friend Abe.
He's watching, she's not.
She looks over his shoulder, winds up watching the whole movie.
Didn't need headphones because it's a silent film.
And if there is communication,
it's through sign language and there were subtitles.
So me and Abe saw it again last time.
We wanted to see it together.
I wanted to book a theater, completely booked,
not one single seat.
I was like, great, the movie theater has bounced back.
Then I went to another theater closer to my house,
so I was happy. We were the only people in the theater. And then it was one
of those huge theaters. So like 75 seats, just me and Abe. And then right before the movie started,
some man came in by himself and sat in the back row alone. So of course, like, I'm just like
freaking out. Like, it's just like a scary setup. Um, and it's a scary movie and the theater that
we were in was empty, but the whole institution was empty too
and there was like construction so it was just like a really creepy place to see a creepy movie
and like every time I went to the bathroom I like thought there was gonna be a monster like in the
toilet like gonna grab a coochie so I ran and here are my thoughts on the film I think that the
premise of A Quiet Place is such a good idea that like it couldn't be a bad movie and it was not bad in any way shape or form but it was not good you know first of all and I'm happy about it
because you know I hate long movies but when it ended I'm like I was fully prepared for like a
full other hour I'm like this ending is not it like get everyone back together I'm not gonna
spoil anything um and I was just like me meh, meh, meh.
They opened the movie, it's a prequel, before the world turned.
And they were just like a normal family.
Oh, a prequel.
Because I was going to say, that means Quiet Place 1 ended badly if there was Quiet Place 2.
Right.
And like, it didn't.
They ended this.
Okay.
I don't want to.
Whatever.
So the prequel lasted five minutes.
I thought they were going to keep going back to the prequel.
I liked the prequel.
But there was no, nothing more than, I was like, I don't even understand.
And so basically they showed us the prequel so we could learn one thing
that comes back towards the end of the movie.
And it's supposed to be like this iconic moment.
Like, remember what you learned in the prequel?
And it was like not that brilliant like sorry oh yeah
sorry it was fine like it was nice to go to the movies and be with Abe and like you know
be back in uh I'm happy for you I just have I know I know you can't talk about movie theaters
on movie theaters and the experience the way you feel about One Tree Hill is the way I feel about
movie theaters I probably will never go to a movie theater again in my life. I'll never bring it up again. No, no, no. I'm happy
for you. You know, these things happen. Especially to us. A hundred percent. So I'm happy for you
that you had a good experience. Sort of. No, I would say the experience was maybe a three out
of five stars. You had an experience, which is exciting. Huge. But then like I watched a scary
movie and got home and Ben was out to dinner and I was
like freaked out, like in my apartment all alone.
Thank God Theo was there to protect me.
Oh, he's such a protective guard dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
I have no desire to see that movie.
Didn't see one.
One was very good, actually.
Yeah.
And now like movies are always on demand.
So you never have to go to a theater again.
Well today's show was great because we didn't do Deer Toasters yesterday because we had just done
it but we wanted to get in our weekly regular Deer Toasters without our celebrity friends like
Chelsea Handler. So today we're going to do Deer Toasters. We're going to recap Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills. We've got The Fast Five. Yes we have a lot. I'm really excited to talk talk about the fast five there are some really good stories in there that I'm really excited to get your
opinion on other than that it was a quiet day for me a quiet place for me and of course per usual I
can't remember what I did that's I hung out with snatchler oh a day well spent is a day with the
snatchler yeah so that was highlight of my day you should have seen Knowles and Bruce they were
you don't understand when they hang, they play hard the entire time.
I think I was over there for an hour.
They don't stop.
They were so wiped out.
Bruno's tongue was falling out of his mouth.
He has the biggest tongue ever, apparently.
Yeah, he does.
I need to show you this picture.
His tongue.
Oh, yeah.
His tongue looks like a human long tongue.
Ooh, yeah.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Okay, don't be like that. Um,
Duggar girl. Oh my God. Okay. Fine. I want to embrace my inner Jill Duggar today.
Okay. No promises about tomorrow though. Oh, you know, anything can happen on a Friday.
Um, so if that's all, I really don't have much else life updates to share with you.
Me neither. I'm just
trying to get through the week you know me too but I do have a few things as always I did make
quite a few mistakes on yesterday's show and I just want to issue some corrections okay and I
wanted to show that I watched the fight of oh Trisha and Ethan yeah I watched the first of all
I turned on the episode and I watched like maybe a minute in the beginning which I'm glad that I
did because she came in there with an attitude.
And I don't know if she's always like that, but like...
They.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
They came in there with an attitude.
I don't know if they're always like that.
They had a bone to pick.
And I mean...
Interesting.
I didn't watch the beginning of the episode.
Just even one minute.
I don't know if they're always like...
Maybe they are always like that and Ethan just puts up with it because they're talented.
No, I think that you're like... I think think and I've read a lot of the comments like Trisha said that they were having a bad day like and I think that was understood so I do believe
the result at the end of the episode after sitting there for two hours is because Trisha had a bad
day and was just like in a mood which is understandable happens to the best of us.
Got it and so. Did you watch the actual fight? actual fight of course okay and it made me so uncomfortable and it's like we don't even
fight on this show but sometimes like we pretend to fight like about dumb stuff like one hit wonder
and I don't even want to do that anymore because it's like I don't want to have one we're fighting
about really serious I don't want to have one whiff of what that was it was so painful and
Ethan well the issue I would just wanted to make a correction on was,
I said that Moses worked at H3, who is Trisha's fiance.
He doesn't.
He just goes there to support.
I thought he did.
It's not like, it doesn't change anything.
That doesn't change anything for me.
It wasn't germane.
No, it was not germane whatsoever.
But Ethan did a podcast by himself on the H3 podcast yesterday,
just kind of explaining how he's been completely transparent with Trisha
the entire time about what the five percent
goes to like so i'm not worried about the five maybe their h3 production literally pays for the
set pays for the equipment all the graphic design gets uploaded and they're the ad sales they're
the one who reach out to brands to get sponsors for the show and so if there's a little leftover
from the five percent it doesn't go exactly to everyone until they put it in the h3 bank
that seems fine it's how business is done so like basically ethan did a
whole episode like explaining why he's been every month he sends trisha like a full excel spreadsheet
of like the expenses he couldn't be more transparent so like it's even more hurtful
that like that's what this fight is about when like he literally went out of his way from the
very beginning to make sure trisha knew like exactly what was going on with the money yes
trisha was just being very condescending towards Ethan,
like his ideas are bad. And then also manipulating him into telling him that he was gaslighting
them. And I just, it made me really uncomfortable. It made me feel really sad. And it's clear that
Ethan was just down to put up with it and wasn't going to make it a big deal. And then Trisha
just kept going with it no I know and I understand
that's probably part of their dynamic and a lot of what Trisha brings to the table and so I can
appreciate that that is Trisha's personality but it seemed to be taken too far I agree and it's um
it's sad for the fans and the other correction I wanted to make is I kept we did obviously a
whole segment on Jack Black from School of Rock and I said
his name was Ed Schneebly, but it's Ned Schneebly.
So I'm sorry.
Ned Schneebly.
Ned, not Ed.
And not Schneebly.
Well, that's actually a direct quote from the movie.
Schneebly.
Okay.
But Ned.
No, it's Schneebly.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You're going to have to issue another correction tomorrow.
I just did.
It's Ned Schneebly.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
That's my official and final decree.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
We love a correction.
I don't make corrections every day because if I did, we would have to have a new segment.
Claudia's Corrections.
No, like just our corrections period.
We probably should add that segment.
That'd be really funny.
That actually would be funny.
But then I feel like it opens up the floor for people to DM us.
Like, you got this wrong.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
We're not doing that.
Never mind.
We're not doing that.
Segment idea scrapped.
Okay. Okay. Without further ado, where are you? Right here not doing that. Never mind. We're not doing that. Segment idea scrapped. Okay.
Without further ado, where are you?
Right here.
Being perfect.
Over the hump.
He's so happy.
He doesn't have to hump his mom anymore.
It is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take
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Okay, first story.
Big news of the day.
Lil Jon, Titus Burgess, Lance Bass, and as we know, David Spade will replace Chris Harrison
on Bachelor in Paradise.
Wow.
I literally never get news for the first time on this show.
I guess like I was at the movies and like I was just busy.
Yeah.
But I didn't hear.
Say it again.
Chris Harrison is being replaced by a slew of celebrities on Bachelor in Paradise this
summer.
Lil Jon.
Why?
David Spade.
Why?
Titus Burgess.
Love.
Lance Bass.
And more variety has learned.
Woof.
Woof woof.
This is like, first of all, my worst nightmare because not only are we not getting like a
stable figure like we had hoped we're also getting like
some of the thirstiest celebrities like love his work but Lance Bass is like a grown-up Frankie
Grande and it's just like thirst oozing out and this is like a particularly thirsty move they
couldn't even get like A-listers no Tavis Burgess I'm not gonna lie is a great choice I know but
it's like the bigger the star that's in this mix, it's like, so why isn't it just this person?
Yeah.
This honestly makes no fucking sense.
I seriously hate this idea.
Me too.
The celebs will serve as rotating hosts through the summer season,
which just went into production in Mexico this week,
which is an interesting fact.
So I think there will be other people too who are joining in.
I am not here for this.
I think that a lot of people are.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Or maybe people just
like try to be positive about news that they can't relate can't relate I'm not here for this
we want we want you to make a choice and not only that but like what is this Jeopardy no and
Jeopardy gets A-listers yeah I love Titus Burgess like Like, I'm a big, big fan of his work. He is not A-list.
No one on that list is maybe David Spade.
What?
No, no, no. What?
I take it back.
I take it back.
None of them.
So, like, I just don't understand why not only are we getting a rotation of people,
a rotation of, sorry, people with a little bit of, like, a loser-y background.
I agree.
I don't think it bodes well. I'm still going to be watching because I think Bachelor in Paradise is a very good show. I agree. I don't think it bodes well.
I'm still going to be watching
because I think Bachelor in Paradise
is a very good show.
Me too.
But I'm not pleased.
No, me neither.
And I'm actually really surprised
because this,
you would think that the franchise
would be doing all that it could
to salvage the ratings.
They're so down.
We reported on that earlier this week.
The ratings are down.
There's so many scandals in the press. Like, you would think they'd be doing all that they can like they would just pay like fucking you know kim kardashian to do it just to breathe some life
into the franchise is them doing that of the people who are willing to do it they think they
got all these like big names to host bachelor paradise honestly like the bachelor franchise
is like a fixture in
American culture like they could get way bigger celebrities if they wanted to like I don't feel
like this is on par and think of the celebrities who watch The Bachelor. Charlize Theron taking a
picture with a billboard of Peter Weber like so excited for the new season like met Gigi Hadid.
She dated Tyler Lee like so many celebrities watch Bachelor. Kim Kardashian
had a Hannah Ann cake. Yeah. This is what we get? I just don't think it's good enough. No it's not.
Almost seems like self-sabotage. Yeah I agree. It's a really terrible idea. Agreed. Sorry to
rain on your parade if you thought this was a good idea. Okay next story. Such crazy new romance news.
Kanye West and Irina Shayk returned to the U.S. together
after a romantic French trip.
Okay, so we shared the rumors that they were dating.
But now there's photos.
They were in France for his birthday.
Now they're back in the U.S.
And I think that this is, like, it's real, you guys.
It's happening.
Yeah, oh, 100%.
It's happening.
They're paparazzi pics.
Like, it's real.
Yeah, unless, like, they're business partners,
just like I said about J-Lo and Ben Affleck.
Affleck?
Affleck.
Affleck.
Ben Affleck.
How did nobody ever put that together?
Ben Affleck.
I love that.
That's good.
Blood.
Blood.
Okay. So they were spotted together. They were spotted together together maybe they're working on like a new french wine they're dating
yeah they're dating they took a business trip on his birthday like no he never stops working
no they're dating and we need to kind of acknowledge the space that we're in like
the two of them are moving forward i do feel like Kim is probably dating but for some reason like she's actually become more private than Kanye um I don't
know I don't know how to feel about this I'm like annoyed that like he got it first you know like
I'm team Kim like so staunchly so like I wanted her like to win but it's fine I think she won
I think like I think she won and I'm actually really happy for Kanye like I'm happy he
has something I'm happy he has some love and just the way that I feel like it went down he would
have stayed married well of course because he was the one who got to do whatever he wanted like
flying around living in different states while like literally four kids in school Kim is probably
in a relationship too I think she's definitely dating under the radar like a hundred percent
but um I just think it's important that I go on record
that I like don't ship this.
Like I'm happy for them individually.
And I think it's important that I go on record
and say that I do ship this
and that I'm really happy for him.
And this seems like a couple of fabulous people.
And you know, it's really hard.
It's going to be hard for Kim too to top Kanye.
And it's going to be hard for Kanye to top Kim. And think that Irene hasn't topped Kim but he's done pretty well for himself
yeah this is a really a really nice choice yeah I'm dying to know who the next like couple people
that Kim is going to date or at least people she's been spotted with she's been linked to
Van Jones from CNN even though they said it was true not true I actually could see them like going
on a date having a good intellectual conversation but maybe nothing more no chemistry maybe but they were also working together so I don't think they would need to go on a date, having a good intellectual conversation, but maybe nothing more. No chemistry. Maybe, but they were also working together.
So I don't think they would need to go on a date to find that out.
That's true.
So they're either like totally in love or they're just working together.
Or you try it, you know, like he asked her out, like she's single, you know, why not?
You think he asked her out?
100%.
I mean, if you were working with Kim Kardashian, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Shoot your shot.
Who else was she linked to?
Oh, very briefly, she was linked to Maluma.
She was? Yeah. you yeah shoot your shot who else was she linked to oh very briefly she was linked to maluma she was yeah when she went to miami for the opening of that like whatever restaurant they were both there um oh i love and there was like one report from a source not verified at all but
i actually thought that was a really good match agreed yeah um as far as i know those are the
only two people she's been like publicly linked to to. And with no proof for either of them.
Okay, cool.
That's an exciting prospect.
Anyways, I have a ship and I'm just excited all aboard.
You can come on mine if you want to party for a day and then you can.
Yeah, no, I'm not building a ship by any means nor am I boarding any,
but I'm on the dock happy for everyone involved.
I'm trying to stay positive about everything between the two of them because it's too sad for me otherwise.
I know.
You know what? I really respect that thank you speaking of Kardashians
our next story Kim Kardashian posted a sneak peek at the explosive Keeping Up With The Kardashians
reunion trailer with if you haven't seen it it's on our Instagram you guys I think I was sort of
down on this reunion idea just because you were yeah i was right yeah because i don't know
it just seemed like probably we weren't going to get what we wanted and we'd just be like fluff and
all the other like sorts of specials that they do like kim's birthday where we just watch all old
footage no one wants to be there but this looks like what we needed it to be it looks like an
andy cohen production like he really went they they kind of used the trailer to show what topics were discussed from top to bottom
and we got Tristan cheating we got Caitlyn and Chris you know after the transition the Vanity
Fair article all the drama we've got it looks what appears to be a Chris Humphries moment
yeah um we've got a Travis Barker mention yes Scott Scott we. We've got, I think that was it.
That was it from the trailer at least.
Yeah, no, and I'm sure there's so much more.
So the way that it's set up,
and it really feels like a Housewives reunion,
but it's Andy in the middle, two couches,
and the couches go on the left,
Kim sitting next to Andy, of course,
Kourtney next to Kim,
Kendall next to Kourtney.
I think that makes sense.
I kind of would see Kim and Chloe
on the same couch because I feel like Kim and Courtney I mean if they go at it it's like you
know. Yeah I mean but it's the same thing because yeah actually no you're right. And then on the
other side we have Chris, Chloe, Kylie. I'm so happy to see Kendall and Kylie there. Me too because like
when before the trailer like officially started and they showed the set basically the set is like comprised of all these images of all the different
spinoffs and shows they had and then there was Life of Kylie in there and I totally forgot about
that show. I gotta go back and watch that. Yeah no that was so good. Yeah I mean I really don't feel
like Kendall's really gonna have much to offer except from the perspective of growing up on the
show and like not knowing life without it like being like eight when the show started that's always what she talks about
like even when Chloe did the interview for the time capsule which was like so zoe 101 but turned
out to be really cute and she talks about like growing up in the show but that's not like what
we're talking about the only thing she has to offer I guess they they could discuss the pepsi
scandal yeah that was like Kendall's thing yeah because they really don't
and even i feel like kendall tried to contribute more to the show she had anxiety traveling to
london with jen and i guess like everyone said no thanks yeah no thank you so much for participating
but no thank you i'm so excited when the finale stunning is tonight it's tonight and so this is
next week yeah how long does it say it is?
I need like two hours.
I need two years.
I know.
Because it really seems like they agreed to this kind of no holds bar, talk about anything.
Chris was very nervous.
At least that's how they made it seem.
Now, I don't know if they had some sort of agreement, like we'll talk about this, but not this.
But it seems like they're really just kind of letting it all out.
And I'm so thrilled.
I'm sure they have some sort of agreement.
I'm sure there are still going to be things that he doesn't pry too much in exchange for
other things.
Yeah, it's I'm certainly going to tune in.
I think it'll be great.
I think it'll really be like a like a benchmark moment in pop culture.
I'm really excited.
I take back what I said.
I was wrong.
Well, it hasn't premiered yet, but I'm pretty sure I was wrong.
Wow.
And what about Olivia Rodrigo being a one-hit wonder?
I don't think that she will be, but it's still too soon to call.
Set an alarm on your phone for three years from now.
We can call in three years, okay?
Will do.
Are you ready for our next story?
It's a little boring news.
The Boring Company?
Yep.
Oh, okay.
Elon Musk's boring loop is finally transporting passengers in Las Vegas.
I saw a TikTok of the whole experience.
The experience looks so cool.
We saw Kylie do it.
And now passengers can use the loop.
It like transports you through Vegas.
It's like a 1.3 mile loop.
And you're just escaping the traffic, which is why.
It's 1.3 miles?
Yeah, because like, I'm not sure where it takes you, but it's for people.
Right now you can only do it if
you are going to a convention at the Las Vegas Convention Center right because it's like
underground and there's like a whole station underground the convention center I watched a
TikTok because when I watched Kylie's story it looked like there's a however many how many miles
is it from Vegas to LA like 300 a lot of miles I thought it was like a 300 mile tunnel and I'm
like that sounds like a tunnel to around the tunnel and i'm like that sounds like a tunnel
to around the world yeah i'm like that sounds claustrophobic center like an mri torture chamber
but it's not like that the the loop sorry the tunnel itself is only about a mile and then
there's like all these other like this underground station like it's not just one straight tunnel
yeah but it's pretty cool that it's it's coming it's happening for real and it's
very cool that it's free yeah and like it's the future how does that make money I don't know well
I think you have to have a Tesla got to get in it got it I guess because the fumes you know the fumes
and maybe like there's something on the cars that like click into the tunnel I don't know but I'm
probably also thinking about this like in a not futuristic way. Oh, I actually think I saw on the TikTok that you might have to go on self-driving at a certain
mile per hour for the tunnel. I think that's what I saw. Interesting. That makes sense. Yeah.
Anyways, I think it's just another reason why we need to go to Vegas. Oh, 100%. I told you,
did I say this on the podcast? I think the Patreon. I'm thinking about maybe going to
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fifth ocean okay what were the four the four was pac Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, and Arctic Ocean.
Okay, like what about the Mediterranean?
That's a sea.
What about the Indian?
Indian Ocean.
Ocean.
Oh, yes, that's what I said.
Pacific, Atlantic, Indian.
I feel like there's more than four.
I feel like there's more than four.
Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Arctic, and now Southern Ocean.
I don't care.
There's more oceans. There's four? There were, and now Southern Ocean. I don't care. There's more oceans.
There's four?
There were and now there's five.
That cover the whole planet?
Yeah, but they're also all connected so it's really just one ocean.
They're not all connected.
Oh, the oceans are?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
But like not all bodies of water.
Oh, no, no.
No, some are land.
I'm like it's a lake.
Like a lake.
And like, yeah, like a pond yeah okay on world
ocean say national geographic cartographers say the swift current circling antarctica keeps the
waters they're distinct and worthy of their own name the southern ocean in antarctica yep
surround here here's a little map isn't't it the North? North Pole?
Antarctica?
No?
It's on the bottom?
It's on the bottom, yeah.
But it is a circle, so it's confusing.
I didn't take geography.
But since National Geographic began making maps in 1915,
it has recognized four oceans,
the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic Oceans.
Which do you prefer, Atlantic or Pacific?
I mean, I'm clearly an Atlantic girly,
but you go to LA once and you're like, oh, the Pacific.
Yeah, the Pacific gets a sunset. Like, we get the sunrise, and I've never seen it in an Atlantic girly, but like you go to LA once and you're like, oh, the Pacific. Yeah.
The Pacific gets a sunset.
Like we get the sunrise and I've never seen it in my life.
No.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure the Pacific is superior, but they're also all connected.
What is the ocean that's like in Turks and Caicos and like the Caribbean?
Atlantic.
It's stunning.
It is stunning.
I love like.
The clear waters.
Virgin Islands.
Yeah.
Like the clear turquoise water.
Where is that
that's in the atlantic and what about fiji what ocean's that pacific i think but i'm not entirely
sure but i'm pretty sure it's the battle of the oceans it's the battle of the oceans and now
starting on june 8th world oceans day national geographic will recognize the southern ocean as
the world's fifth ocean i don't know if i'm ready for that. Honestly, I just learned that there were four.
I don't know if I'm ready for five.
And I also like, they are all one.
So it was kind of silly that we even divided them
into four to begin with.
Now let me ask you another question.
What's the difference between a sea and an ocean?
Like the Mediterranean is not an ocean?
The Mediterranean is not an ocean.
I'll pull up a map.
No, no, pull up a definition of what's the difference
between an ocean and a sea. Okay. Sea is smaller. But still, like, is the sea connected to the oceans?
The sea, I think, hold on. I'm pulling up a map. And what are some other seas? Okay. So the
Mediterranean Sea, as you can see right here, it does connect to the Atlantic Ocean. But then the
Mediterranean Sea is really its own entity. Does it connect to the Mediterranean Ocean from the Suez Canal? Oh where is the Suez? No I don't think so. Okay.
Seas are partially enclosed by land. Got it. Typically seas are partially. So like a harbor.
And that's exactly what Noah Harbor is like where the ships come in. I just feel like we really don't
need that many words for water. sea harbor ocean lake river stream pond like
they're so different they're so different water also the Mediterranean Sea connects to the Atlantic
Ocean by the Strait of Gibraltar oh the Strait of Gibraltar how could I forget I thought you
needed to know that and then the Mediterranean Sea also one more mile to Gibraltar. The walls will crumble.
Sorry.
One more what?
I forget.
So that's the ocean news.
That's ocean news.
And honestly, that's big fucking news.
It is.
That's like a new planet.
That's like they have to reprint all the textbooks because the old ones, when you're learning about oceanography, not going to cut it anymore.
No, not going to cut it.
So I do think it's like a little extreme.
I don't know yeah also like if you're what grade do you think you learned that there were four oceans second grade no really okay so let's say like the kids for the next few years
when asked on the test like how many oceans are there they write four which is like technically
correct yeah do you think that they'll get the points I think that they will I think it's gonna
take a while for this to catch on and And also, like, National Geographic decided.
They are, you know, a big institution, but, like, that's not, like, the World Oceans.
It's not the UN.
It's not the World Oceans Committee.
Totally.
Not the WOC.
No.
Okay.
Let's talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for our TV recap segment.
We finished up in Tahoe, and we started in Tahoe, and we ended in the divorce.
So let's just take it from the beginning, Crystal and Sutton just like keep missing each other.
Yeah.
I don't know how to feel because I do feel like Crystal is justified in being very weirded out by Sutton.
Because Sutton's weird.
But I do think like she took it like a little far.
Like not coming to dinner, being kind of rude on the boat.
Even though Sutton was being so annoying with her facial roller. Like I did not think that was funny or cute. No, it was so dramatic. she took it like a little far, like not coming to dinner, being kind of rude on the boat when like,
even though Sutton was being so annoying with her facial roller, like I did not think that was funny or cute. No, it was so dramatic. And also just explain that you're using it so that you don't
cry because you're coming off even crazier. It's like this woman who needs like to want her face,
like, and Sutton's not even that crazy. She's just like really sensitive. Also. So I appreciate like
when Crystal and Sutton were talking, like, I really appreciate like that Crystal is just like
a no nonsense person.
Like I'm like, I'm not going to be friends with a crazy person.
Like I'm just not, I'm not going to pretend like it's normal, blah, blah, blah.
But like the thing about Sutton is that she's so harmless and she really is the weakest
link that it seems like not a fair fight.
But Crystal doesn't know that.
No, no, I know.
So I'm saying as a viewer, it's like not a fair fight.
Like it's like Sutton is honestly irrelevant to this group.
Like she doesn't set the tone.
It's not like if you're not in with Sutton, you're not in with anyone. Like Sutton's honestly irrelevant to this group. Like she doesn't set the tone. It's not like if you're not in with Sutton,
you're not in with anyone.
Sutton's like on the fringe.
So I look forward to Crystal bringing that no-nonsense energy
into a fight with someone who is worthy.
Where it's like this person is saying everything
that we are all thinking
and not letting this person get away with anything.
So I'm really excited that that is who Crystal is.
I just felt like in that instance,
it's like Sutton, it's like Lisa Rinna said she's harmless yes but I do think that um
shit what was I gonna say that Crystal wait I had a really good point to make give me four seconds
okay okay Crystal thank you I really really appreciated that like all the women were like you know she's
going through a hard time with her house and crystal's like moving out of a house moving out
of like your mansion to another mansion is not a reason to like act crazy and i totally agreed
with that like i think that whatever for whatever reason sutton was acting weird for the whole day
and the next day she acknowledged that she was acting weird but she was like looking for a reason for it and I don't think it's moving houses I really
don't. No but I mean we don't really know a lot of Sutton's backstory I think because her ex-husband
doesn't let her talk about it so I would imagine that in moving her house it has to do with her
divorce and I don't know if she we don't even know if she has kids like what does that mean for her
actual life I think it's more than the house and just like a life that she once had like anytime one of the women is going through a divorce and moving and
downsizing or whatever it is like their Shannon Bedore syndrome like do you think she's downsizing
no I I think that it's a money thing no I don't think it's a money thing I think it's a space
thing like you had a full house and now you don't and so I think it's not just about like moving the
house it's about a life that she had that her life is changing and like I think a lot of women on
housewives go through that 100% and they're always given a little space to be nuts yeah then maybe
she just didn't explain herself well which I think I don't think she can because we don't even know
if she has kids yeah she's never spoken about her ex-husband but I think the other women know what
goes on in Sutton's actual life yes I think I think so too. So they'll accept the house as an explanation.
Got it.
And I really just think we should spend some time
discussing Lisa Rinna.
Oh my God, this was not a good episode for Rinna.
She came off so poorly.
And I said this at the very first episode,
like this group has evolved so much
and they've kind of elevated so much
in terms of the people, their backgrounds, the storylines.
And honestly, like, Lisa Rinna and her lunacy, not cutting it anymore.
I really feel like the show could go on without her.
She's no longer the center of the group.
For a while, like, her crew with, like, Erica and Dorit,
like, they were the cool girl.
Like, it's not it anymore.
I don't fully agree with you that, like, the new people who have come on
have sort of, taken like made less
space for Rinna my thing about Rinna it's like when she was in the pool doing the synchronized
dancing she is addicted to attention like when no one would come in the pool with her and she's in
there shouting and like she just like wanted everyone to like come and watch Rinna swim and
be crazy and like the cameras and the and the women were like we're not get like getting in
the pool sounds like the worst fucking idea ever right full hair and makeup right it was so silly and it was just like it was a really like sad moment it
was a losery moment i and that coming off of the dinner where she was really held her feet to the
fire not only that and not only that horrible analogy that she made that makes no sense and
in the words of garcelle she should should never share again. Okay. Trigger warning. Sexual assault.
Explain to me how this story about Harry Hamlin having drinks with his friends
and then finding out after the man left the drinks he went on to commit a sex crime.
How at all?
And then Harry not wanting to visit him in prison, but all of the friends wanted to visit him.
How at all that relates to a story about Lisa Rinna leading a ring of women to out Denise Richards as bisexual?
No.
Explain the parallels.
I would love to know.
It was so insane.
There is no parallel.
I, I'm like, is she trying to say that Harry's friend, like that the rape was is in this situation the same as
denise hooking up with brandy no okay so then what she said was that she knows so much more
information so many secrets that she'll never share which is such a cop-out by the way um
that make the story make sense essentially so are you saying denise committed a crime
like what are you saying what are you saying and if a crime? Like, what are you saying? What are you saying?
And if you really can't share.
Shut up.
Yeah.
And I just love Garcelle for not letting this go.
I love that Garcelle won't let it go.
I hope she continues to not let it go.
I'm not over it.
This is not an adequate explanation.
And like Garcelle said, like, you didn't have to be the ringleader of let's hold Denise
accountable.
Especially as her best friend.
You could have held Denise accountable.
You didn't have to rally the troops.
You're a number, like, you don't have to be your best friend's number one enemy.
Not to get back into the whole Denise thing of it all.
Accountability?
For what?
A decision she made in her personal life?
She doesn't owe these women anything.
Like, that's what's so crazy.
Like, Denise 100% lied to all the women because it's none of their fucking business and first of all
she's not ready to share that yet so this this thing that like Denise needed to be held accountable
why we all make decisions in our personal lives and we don't know anyone an explanation if I'm
gonna go out and fuck someone I'm gonna go do that and that literally I don't have to answer to anyone
but Ben Rinna's answer to you would be that they're on a television show and their personal lives are the story.
Didn't happen on the show.
Just saying.
I'm just, I think that there are some things that they don't have to bear all.
I'm just so over Rina.
Like, and I have been for a while and this season's like really the nail in the coffin.
Like she's, I think, overcompensating.
There's so many women now and it's easy to get lost.
Honestly, sometimes I'd like, I'm gonna see the group.
I'm like, I don't even know who's missing.
There's so many of them and so many people stand out and Lisa Brina's like truly fading to the background and kind of Erica is too except now yeah this big bombshell
Erica is too but she doesn't mind being in the background because she has no complex she knows
that she's a star so it's like if I'm not getting the spotlight right now that doesn't mean it always
comes it doesn't mean I don't shine 100%%. And then, of course, the episode ended with this bombshell.
I thought it was actually really lovely that she gave them all a heads up.
Yeah.
And they didn't find out in the press.
It's just crazy that they were with her not two days before.
Four days.
Okay, four days before where she obviously had everything in motion ready to file.
I think she intentionally filed on election day.
Yeah, of course.
To bury the story as much as she could.
No one was talking about it.
It would have been a much bigger story.
It was still big, but imagine if it wasn't a historic election.
There's only so much space it could have taken up on the news.
So she knew everything was going to happen.
And if we didn't know that that was happening,
her behavior in Tahoe gave nothing away.
Not a thing.
But I did notice how like they aired a couple like
random weird quotes quotes that Erica said that normally probably wouldn't have made the cut but
now in hindsight of course they look spooky yeah that you never know what's going on no not even
that that Tom well those interviews were filmed probably after but when she said on the boat took
our cell that Tom has like he is a lawyer through and through. He loves the law and helping people. It's who he is. And it's like...
No one would have cared before about that quote.
But now it's like...
Yeah.
I thought it was a very good episode.
Left lots to discuss.
Yes.
And I just want to say my favorite part of the episode that had my mouth watering was
those cookies.
That chef.
Gotta meet her.
I never wanted a cookie so badly in my life.
Homemade donuts with frosting?
They looked so amazing and delicious.
And I love that everyone ate them.
I love that everyone ate them.
I hope they were so amazing.
I'm so glad that we saw them.
And I wonder if those were the cookies that Kim later saw
and had a breakdown over that they were at the house in Tahoe.
Oh my God, 100% first of all.
Second of all, one last thing is I would love to get your thoughts
because I didn't really know how to feel about that
Sutton and Crystal conversation about the coat.
They kind of tied the episode up at the end because I was like, what happened?
We got to be continued and then we never finished what happened.
And apparently Sutton walked in on Crystal naked and instead of like leaving, she like went into the room, dropped the coat off and was like, I don't know what's going on here.
Yeah, it was really weird.
And it's like I'm having an issue with this Sutton and Crystal thing because in so many ways I relate to each of them like when Sutton was saying on the boat that she's really
shy and so it's hard for her to like open up to people so it comes off sort of weird like
I kind of can relate to that and also I can completely relate to Crystal like having your
boundary someone the truckers for Crystal truckers for Crystal if someone or the truckers for someone
who I was having weird tension with walked in on me naked. And didn't immediately leave.
I would, and then said,
I don't know what you're doing in here.
Even though what Sutton said,
overall, there's nothing wrong with it.
But if you just like view it through this lens
of I'm so uncomfortable,
I would be so uncomfortable.
It would give me such a pitch.
So I completely understand why she was upset.
I don't think that Sutton did something wrong.
No, Sutton's something wrong no she's
just a weird girl I understand why Crystal just like felt really put off by that and wanted to
like get the fuck out after that yeah and just and then didn't bring it up and then realized how
upset it had made her and that it was like part of the weirdness I totally got that yeah I don't
think I don't think that everyone would though no like honestly, like, honestly, if somebody walked in on me naked,
like, even if I was having a problem with them,
like, I would feel weird, but then I would get over it.
Like, I wouldn't, I don't think I would be thinking about it the next day.
Oh, I'm just, like, very free with my tits and stuff.
I think I would be thinking about it for the rest of my life.
100%.
100%.
I mean, there's a difference between walking on someone naked
and walking in on them in the toilet,
and I think being walked in on in the toilet is so much worse.
Well, that's why you close the door to the bathroom.
No, but, like, sometimes it just opens, you know, in a restaurant. I would rather someone walk in on me on the toilet is so much worse. Well, that's why you close the door to the bathroom. No, but like sometimes it just opens, you know, in a restaurant.
I'd rather someone walk in on me on the toilet.
No, no, no.
Unless I'm wearing a romper that I had to remove.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, we still have more show because dear toasters from yesterday,
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I'm the Aussie toaster who wrote in at the beginning of the quarantine with Do I Marry
My Boyfriend for Visa Security and Love Dilemma. dilemma well I check your advice and we got married with just 10 of our closest friends back in May 2020 now on to my next quandary we
always intended to have one big wedding to celebrate with our friends and family from
across the country and Australia at a later date but since since COVID has gone on longer than
anyone expected it seems like this wouldn't be possible now until August 2023 Australia has
really strict travel restrictions and there's no guarantee that Australians would be able to leave the country anytime soon. One big joint wedding seems like
an impossible task. So my question is, should I go through the stress and torture of planning
two separate weddings next year for each side, one in the USA and one in Australia?
Australia. Oh man, I'm so Australian. Or should I just hold off, which would be three years after
we actually got married, till I can have one big special event with both families and my three sisters by my side or option three
save your money enjoy being married down the line you'll have a celebration I wouldn't I was gonna
say the same thing like to delay I mean obviously you're married and you'll start living as married
people but the idea of having a wedding in two years or even in a year when like you're just thoroughly
married and it is what it is.
Like I think if I were you, I would skip over it and I would put the money towards something
else.
I agree.
I know that it seems like a really big deal now, but I just think this is something a
lot of people are like kind of struggling with.
It's like you postpone your wedding and by the time you're able to actually do it, it's
two years later. You've already been married because you got like civilly married
for whatever reason and then it's like you're going to spend all this money two years later
when your life has already started like put that money for like a down payment on a house or like
a vacation I don't know I kind of feel like and of course this is like easy for me to say when I
got to have a wedding with no sort of complications like that. But I think if it were me and it was three years later, I got married in 2020 and I couldn't
celebrate till 2023, I would not plan two weddings. I would not. Oh my God. Planning one wedding.
That idea is eh. If you want to wait till 2023, do it. I think that's the better idea. But also
maybe think about if you can live without it and save your money and just start your life and like stop being pulled like tethered to this idea.
Yeah, I agree.
Because I also think that mentally, like thinking that you have a wedding, your own wedding in two years, like you want to move forward with your life, you know.
And yes, things didn't go according to plan, but that's exciting, too.
But again, it is easier said than done.
We did both get to, you know, have weddings untainted by COVID.
So that's what I would do.
But of course, you never know if I was actually.
If you were in this situation, what would you do?
But that is what I think I would do.
All right.
Here's our next update.
Hi, Claudia and Jackie.
Oh, sorry, Jackie and Claudia.
I wanted to write in with an update for a while, but I've honestly been too embarrassed
as the end result has even has been even more humiliating than my original story.
So to refresh everyone's memory, I'm the girl who found her twin sister hooking up with my now ex-boyfriend last fall in a bathtub. After they hooked up,
they actually started dating. Of course, I was disgusted by this and it obviously caused a
strain on my relationship with my sister. After many long discussions with her, I decided to just
move on as she seemed very in love with him and at the end of the day, I do want my sister to be
happy. Also, my sister has had a ton of boyfriends and to be honest, I thought this would not last more than a few months.
So I decided it wouldn't be worth my energy to keep fighting, especially over this disgusting
guy.
Well, my suspicions were actually wrong because they got fucking engaged.
So here's the next question at hand.
And honestly, it feels cosmic that this special Dear Toaster segment is going on.
Do I pull a speak now Taylor Swift wedding moment?
It's in two weeks.
My first logical thought is no, don't do that. But they have both put me through hell. going on do i pull a speak now taylor swift wedding moment it's it's in two weeks my first
logical thought is no don't do that but they have both put me through hell oh and maybe this little
factoid will help you make up my make up your mind my ex-boyfriend texted me last week saying
that he pretends that my sister is me okay i told him he's gross and to lose my number for good but
the way i know he's not lying is even more disturbing because when we all stayed at my
parents house for memorial day weekend i overheard him and my sister fighting about it,
presumably because she looked
at his texts.
I don't know what I did
to deserve these insane people
in my life,
but I'm lost at my next steps.
Please help again.
I was going to say,
you have to run and tell your sister
that he said that to you,
but she knows.
And honestly,
they have made their bed.
Let them be miserable in it
thinking about you together.
Yes.
But you should just, you think that she knows.
You think that she saw his text and that she saw that one.
You should tell her yourself.
Make sure that she knows exactly.
If you've got any other anecdotes to share from when you guys were in a relationship
or from the last year, share them then.
Do not get up in the middle of the wedding.
Oh my God.
That's so dramatic.
But definitely like pull her aside and in the kindest way be like,
I love you
whatever you decide i'm here for you i will support this wedding always be my sister i just
need you to have all the facts and do with them what you will i'm not telling you to do one way
or the other and just like i think and unless she's like super crazy um hopefully she can even
if she decides she's obviously crazy even if she decides to
still marry him hopefully she'll be fine that like you guys had this honest conversation
yeah but also it seems like your relationship with your sister is about to change and it's
not going to be like a really close relationship yeah which sucks and like i'm always on the side
of like we've got to do anything to salvage a sisterly relationship but like the relationship
was pretty much unsalvageable when your boyfriend cheated on you with your fucking twin sister and then they ended up getting engaged
like that's so deplorable and also like yes salvage a relationship with your sister but it's
a two-way street and she doesn't really seem like an interested party and so at a certain point like
you don't want to just be a fool no this is the weirdest thing ever no I agree give her all the
facts say I'm not like telling you what to do. Just want to let you know
that this happened
before you get married
and then you could sleep at night
knowing that like they're miserable
and you did all you could
to make it work.
And it's not too late.
It's not too late yet
but you only have two weeks
so hop on.
And you probably wrote this
a week ago.
I do believe our final
Gears of Justice
has a happy ending
so let's find out.
Finally.
Hey girls.
First thank you to Claudia.
Oh Taylor Strecker
was on the podcast
when this girl wrote it. So thank you to Claudia and Taylor for taylor strecker was on the podcast when this girl wrote
it so thank you to claudia and taylor for your great advice on my situation your words of
encouragement truly helped me a quick refresher earlier this year i found out that my brother and
my boyfriend of over four years had drunken sex one night during our family gathering
at the time i decided to stay in my relationship and work through it as time went on things just
became really awkward we stopped having sex barely spoke and we no longer enjoyed each other's company. We basically became roommates. It goes
without saying that we are no longer together, and I've been hearing things about him being spotted
on dates with men. I'm happy that he's coming to terms with who he is after all these years,
but I can't say that the experience has not traumatized me and made me look at myself
differently. As for my brother, we haven't spoken much either. It's just super weird.
I can't get past the visuals of them sneaking upstairs during my dad's 80th birthday party
for an afternoon delight. He and I did talk about the situation a little bit
since I wrote in and his explanation was basically we went upstairs to catch a tail end of the Celtics
game and one thing led to another so weird I know I'm still processing that one what was your advice
to her um our advice was just like of course your own feelings are valid but there's like bigger
things going on here like your boyfriend obviously like struggling with his sexuality since he's never spoken to you about like being bisexual or anything.
And I don't remember if her brother was out.
But I don't think that he was either.
So it was just like it's sad that like this happened.
But there's also and Taylor really gave like from her own personal experience a really more well-rounded like view.
Because it's not really only about this girl even though her
feelings are super valid just you want to be sensitive I understand um good news is that I
just got the cutest apartment adopted a puppy and I'm ready for a hot girl summer like no other I
feel like I have a new lease on life oh my god I'm gonna cry as a side note your show gives me
something nice to look forward to every morning and I couldn't be more grateful for that thank
you again and enjoy your summer oh my god God, that must have been really, really hard for you to
grapple with. But here's what, we always try and look at the positive. First of all,
let's be happy for someone that you used to love finding themselves. No matter what that means for
you, they could have, you know, never found the courage to do that. So I think that's great.
Two, I think you should be happy that, you know, this didn't happen later on in life when you guys maybe got married or maybe
had kids and it was more complicated. You got to get out clean and smooth. You got a new apartment
and a puppy. So I think there's a lot of benefits here. Now, of course, the thing with your brother
sucks. Like I honestly, I don't know if I can give the proper advice, but at the end of the day,
time heals all wounds.
Yeah.
And one day you'll be in a happy relationship and he'll be in a happy relationship and you
will forget that this ever happened.
Yeah.
No.
Sometimes things take time, maybe longer than you would like, but I'm sure you two will
come back together.
Yeah.
I am.
So happy for you.
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It's going to be so fantastic.
And I hope everyone has a great Thursday.
Acknowledge the space that you're in.
We're so close.
And just get her done, you know?
Yeah.
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