The Toast - S4 Ep105: Hey There Upper East Siders: Friday, June 11th, 2021

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell Lane Welcome Baby Son Dutton Walker: 'Immediate, Unconditional Love' (PEOPLE) 'Ted' Series Adaptation Set at Peacock From Seth MacFarlane (Variety) 'Gossip Girl' trailer reveals new threat to elite NYC students (Page Six) Austin McBroom-Bryce Hall fight drawing influencers to Miami in droves (Page Six) Kanye West unfollows Kim Kardashian and her sisters on Twitter Keeping Up With The Kardashians Series Finale Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! You know when you're like stuck in a stare? In a stare? Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Like when you're staring and like you can't stop. Do you have any idea what I'm talking about? Like I think so, but I wouldn't feel that way right now when we have such an exciting

Friday show for you guys. We're sitting here. It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on friday we're sitting here in blankets if you're watching on youtube because it's so cold outside but our building has like such strong ac which when it's hot outside it it makes a delight it makes it still a little cold but fine but with the cold outside we're freezing in here so even though like i totally got all dressed up for the show today like jeans and everything um it's a blanket sort of day we're just like so small and foul and cold we're so cold and small oh we're just like shivering because we're so let off um question

for you that I asked you earlier and I didn't get a straight answer are you hungover today yes I thought I made that explicitly I saw I hadn't spoken. I saw your Instagram story of some empty glasses. Yeah, they were alcoholic beverages. You were consuming alcoholic beverages, were you? Don't tell my mom, but I was. And I had a good time. And you know what? I'd do it again.

So what'd you do last night? Let me tell you, because I have a great story for you. Great. I love a great story. I went to dinner with my friend Jason. For me. I went to dinner with my friend Jason. Two nights in a row with Abe.

Yes. Must be confusing. Jason and Abe are the same person. Jason Abramson. Everyone calls him Abe. Like I've never called him Jason in my life. Like if somebody like said Jason I'd be like who? Yeah. So we had a lovely time and we drank and then Taylor Strecker called me. She was like out and she wanted to go to Marie's Crisis but like she didn't have anyone to go with. So I was like of course I will come. You know what Marie's crisis is, right? Yes. So I haven't been since before the pandemic. And literally there was a moment where you can't film, but like I was dying to because I was like, you needed to see this. So like every now and then, you know, like a star comes in and I came. And last night, first of all, you know who was there?

Remember Sky from The Politician? Mm-hmm. She, like, ran against... Yeah, yeah, in high school. She was there, yeah. That was, like, an anecdote. And I guess there were, like, some off-Broadway, Broadway people there. Because usually, like, everyone's just chilling and singing.

But they had, like, a full-blown performance where people from different parts of the bar just, like, came. They had this arrangement of, when the sharpest words want to cut me down. And then there was all these harmonies. And the crowd, we were all only supposed to say, oh. And then, like, the singers were really singing, but we were all just like, oh. Oh, my God. It was, like, camp toast. Like, it was so fun.

And it was, like, right when I got there, I just, like, stumbled toast like it was so fun and it was like right when I got there I just like stumbled in it was so fun but the only problem my only problem with that place is like for me at least it seemed like when I do karaoke like the amount of fun I have is depending on whether or not I know the songs and last night I feel like it was a really kind of off-broadway kind of night or like deep not like deep Broadway people who like know so many but that's what I think that's what I associate with Marie's Crisis, like Broadway. Yeah, of course. But like I, when I say Broadway.

But I don't think you're enough of a Broadway file to love Marie's Crisis all the time. 100%. Like so many songs from Little Shop of Horrors. Like I saw that play once a million years ago. So many songs from musicals I had literally never heard of. And I requested three songs. One of them got played, which was fabulous.

What did you request? Everyone like, Waving Through a Window, Defying Gravity, and She Used to Be Mine from Waitress. That's a little fucking depressing. She used to,

by the way, The Place, That song is so sad. No, no, no. But see, Maryse can't be brought down by like a song. Like,

everyone just gets excited like about the song, you know? I know, know but like that seems really like a low song. And by the way I don't know if you've watched Younger in a while but they went to Mary's Crisis on Younger. I didn't watch Younger in a while. I think it was this season or maybe last. Also the series finale of Younger aired this week. I have not seen it. I have not seen it either. No. Well I'm glad that you had fun. I did. It was so nice to see Taylor Strecker and so nice to be back in Marie's Crisis. Like, if you go, it's cash only. I wish somebody had reminded me of that before I left the house.

Yeah. Also, like, have cash on you, generally speaking. You usually need it. For the most part, I always do. That's something that I've started doing, like, with age. Yeah. And I've been doing for the last few years. And you just, sometimes you need cash and it's good to have it.

You don't want to be like, oh, I don't have cash. Sorry. Be that person. Like you want a tip or something. Just like carry cash with you. Yeah. Get a bigger wallet. Ever since I started gambling, I pretty much always have cash.

That's good. Yeah. That's really good. That's why I gamble. That's why you have cash. No. Because you gamble. No.

And I gamble because I need cash. Because you have cash. Yeah. So that gamble. No, and I gamble because I need cash. Because you have cash. Yeah. So that's what I did. What did you do? I had an early evening with brew. I was so tired yesterday. So I was just like ready for the Kardashians finale.

And then I really wanted to power read my book because it's taking me too long to finish. And I need to just get through it. So I got to like 75%. So hopefully I'll finish it tonight. But it's just taking me way too long. And I'm really excited to switch gears after I read this book because it's just I need to switch gears gears are meant to be switched yes so two very different evenings but I did watch the Kardashians this morning oh nice and you know it was some of the worst episode I've ever seen what it was so goddamn boring well that's crazy because like maybe you

watched like half I've watched fully invested no so I watched this morning and honestly like I was about to say like I was more invested and more enthralled and I got choked up but at the time maybe because you were like hungover drunk yeah and like I always cry when I'm hungover either from laughing or being sad yeah your emotions are just heightened yeah like I literally saw this clip of Wheel of Fortune from last night like 10 minutes ago and I almost cried it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life yeah so that's a good way to watch Kardashians I was just like I think the season ended the way it's been going for a while which was just long and drawn out there were some interesting conversations but there were also such dumb ones like Kendall and Kylie sitting down to talk about how the show ending makes them feel

and it's like you could just how the show ending makes them feel. And it's like you could just like the Chris is behind the camera with a gun. Yeah. Making them have this conversation. Hundred percent. And again it's like we don't know what it's like to not have the show. Like what about the last seven years of your lives where you guys weren't on it? Girls you guys don't even do the show so like shut up. Yeah.

It was just it felt really silly. Obviously I was glad for that Kim and Chris conversation which was so honest or at least as honest as we're gonna get from her. No I know. No this is just the the foreplay for it. I haven't even gotten into everything. Because we'll get into the conversation. Just talking about the conversation. And so yeah that was really my evening. Brew is doing so well. I know everyone. Feeling well? Feeling well. Being well. He's just so funny. He's always cracking me up. And I know everyone always wants a little brew update.

That's what's new with brew. And that's what you missed on brew. That's what you missed on do. And Theo's here and honestly I've been having like a renaissance with Theo these last couple days days I'm fucking obsessed With him

Good As you should be Are you gonna give him Your breast milk? Oh you want a little Breast milk? Come here No

No Get the camera off her Get the camera off her You want some breast milk My tiguer Who's my little tiggy boy I love you so You hungry?

Okay it's safe It's safe to watch look he knows the word hungry he's like oh god he's like i'm bugged two breakfast tigs two two breakfast tits breast milk i don't even know what i'm saying like no i think that um it's just one of those days you know i think this pimple on my cranium has officially gone to my head. It's gone to your brain? Okay, over the last few days. And Jackie's, like, really the only one who could see it because it's on this side of my face.

Thank God. Do you want everyone to see it? Like, do you want to just turn? No, I'm not proud of it. Okay. It's been growing and growing. And, like, obviously, it has planted roots in my skin. Like, it's deep and big and monstrous.

But it hasn't come to a head yet. So I've been trying to be patient to wait to pop it. But, of course, like, last night, I just sat in front of my mirror and went at it with my fingers and this like toolkit set that I got from Amazon it has like a little scalpel so I made like a little hole and then it has all these extractors and now the pimple of course didn't pop first of all and second of all is three times bigger three times brighter three times redder three times stronger and Jackie's the one who's forced to look at it it's in a pretty good spot for a pimple and also your mic stand is kind of blocking it for me good yeah also I just wish you hadn't done all

those things of course but it's so much worse and you and you think I'd learn my lesson but I literally guarantee you next time this happens no you live for popping pimps I think you like getting them so you can pop them I wish that I would have waited because it would have been such a good pimple to pop, but like I literally couldn't. It was like, it's been three days already. You know what they say, good things come to those who wait, and that's not you. And girls who don't wait get scars on their face, and that's literally me. Yeah. Damn, I'm sorry. Very upsetting. Well, I think without further ado, so we can release you. I feel like the teacher, and this is the classroom, and you know, the sooner we get into today's lesson, the sooner you guys can head out to

your fabulous weekend. So without further ado-do-do-do-do, where are you? Right here. So cute. Love him. Love to see it. Here are the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Today's episode is brought to you by The Zebra. Think about all the quarantine purchases you made. Late night pizza deliveries, the online trainer you ghosted. Then there's one of your biggest purchases of the year insurance that's funny that is funny americans overspend on car and home insurance by billions every year and that's money that could be spent on more retail therapy or more trainers you'll never see again that's where the zebra can help the zebra is the nation's leading insurance comparison site for car and home insurance in minutes you can complete

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I don't know why. I'm like having uncontrollable laughter, but I'm okay. Is something in particular making you laugh? It's like something in my brain that I don't want to share. Is it your pimple in your brain? No. Is it my pimple for you? No.

I can't even see it. You're the one talking about it. I'm the one who brought it up. I just referenced a joke. Like, so much of joking is referencing previous things. To reference or not reference. Throw up. Put it in a blender.

I chose to reference, and now I regret it. First story, big bad news. Literally, it's a big bad bet. Nine pounds. Chris Lane and Lauren Bushnell Lane welcome baby son Dutton Walker into their lives. What a weird headline. Dutton Walker Lane is a country star. Dutton Walker Lane is the biggest country star of all time actually. Yeah.

He's selling out stadiums already. The kid was nine pounds. Lauren Lane is literally the smallest person ever. Like I don't know how she gave birth to a nine pound watermelon but. We love to see it. We love to see it. I'm so happy for her. Like I could do a whole analysis on how her journey after The Bachelor is like so stunning in so many ways but I won't but I could back to being cold um no I totally agree I feel like also and I'm sure she felt this way more than anyone she felt like she was pregnant for so long yeah and I feel like even watching her stories the past few days she was trying to like induce labor I feel like that I've been watching a lot of that apparently like spicy food induces labor because also um Lauren

Leyndyke is super pregnant and they're trying, like, she might even have given birth at this point. Well, if you ever would watch Friends, there's an episode on Rachel, like, literally the baby won't come out of her. And the best thing to do, you can try all these different things, like eating spicy foods, like herbal teas, castor oil. But the really most effective way to induce childbirth is having sex. So that was, like, the whole premise of an episode because Rachel and Ross weren't together,

but she wanted the baby out so bad. So she was like begging Ross to fuck her. And he was like, no. And then they finally started to fuck. Oh, interesting. And the baby came out. That makes sense. I guess all these Instagrammers who are like showing how they induce labor aren't going

to like show us them having sex. Yeah, that's too bad. But by the way. It's too bad. But, by the way, you know what I really like? It came to me. And you guys, everybody wanted us to talk slower. Yeah.

Yeah. What do you really like? I really, I like how she had the baby and posted it on Instagram. And, like, that's it. Like, people with these, like, you know, people with these like you know announcements did she didn't she know like literally Lauren was off Instagram for 12 hours why oh she had a baby here's a picture of all three of them yep like sometimes like simplest sometimes simplicity is so simple and perfect I agree and this is some beautiful news I really love the name reminds me obviously of me, obviously, of Yellowstone. I'm not sure, like, if that was a source of inspiration. And they, like, love Yellowstone, I heard.

So I actually think it might have been, which is cute. Which is cute. That's like you naming your child Brie. From Desperate Housewives? Yeah. It's not as iconic as, like... No, not at all. As Yellowstone.

But it's referencing. Dutton. Because, like, Dutton is everything. And I'm sure they could get so much cool merch from like the show that's really cool oh wait is Dutton the family's last name John Dutton Beth Dutton yeah that sounds familiar Jamie Dutton oh that Beth Dutton was a real pain in the ass those few episodes I watched I know but you have that's why you have to power through girl you're rich smile once in a while you that's why you have to power through because she's like, girl, you're rich. Smile once in a while. That's why you have to power through, because she's everything of the sort. Is she?

Yeah. I did not get EOTS5 from her. No, I know, because it's called character development. Speaking of character development and amazing show ideas, Ted the Series adaptation is set at Peacock from Seth MacFarlane. I feel like this is a personal gift. I feel like nobody cares about this but us. From Peacock to us.

Yeah, and I need other people to start, like, caring. Yeah, no, I think that people do care. Everybody loves Ted. Alive at, it just doesn't get talked about. Everybody loves Ted 1. It just doesn't get talked about enough. No, people like Ted 2 more than we do. I thought Ted 2 was hysterical.

I just don't like the premise of Ted 2 because there's no reason why Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis should have broken up. They were OTP. Agreed. Do they get back together like the premise of Ted 2 because there's no reason why Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis should have broken up. They were OTP. Agreed. Do they get back together at the end of movie two? Of Ted 2? Yeah. Or was she not even in it? No Amanda Seyfried. They just she wasn't in it. Oh my god Amanda Seyfried. That was so weird. It just doesn't make sense to me. So I can't get on board. Yeah because they really were like OTP and it shouldn't have even been about them the second movie. Like that was like a really random plot twist and unnecessary one. yeah like if you couldn't get her to do the movie then maybe pretend

she's on a work trip the whole time or something but don't have Mark fall in love with someone else right anyways a live action series adaptation live action oh right wait so live action like it'll be will we get a real bear yeah right no I think it's still a teddy bear like because even the movie is live action yes we have real people you know one time I met the real Ted I know and why didn't you kidnap him like that guy I think we're alone now I don't know I really should have but it's in my friend's bedroom the OG Ted it was gifted to Seth MacFarlane from Seth MacFarlane and honestly I've never been so jealous like I've never coveted I don't, I've never coveted. I don't really, like, look at other people, and I'm like, actually, that's a lie. But I've been jealous of a lot of people,

like, everything they have. But this Ted died. It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. That would, to me, be, like, a celebrity I would love to meet. No, and I actually can't think about Ted for too long, because then I remember that Ted doesn't exist. It's, like, a fictional character, and, like, that Ted doesn't exist. It's like a fictional character.

And like that makes me really upset. But then it makes me happy to know that he exists in Seth MacFarlane's brain. Yeah. And that there's someone out there just creating such hysterical stuff. Seth MacFarlane is really like a talent. I feel like we talk about him every once in a while on the shows. He reminds me of Elon Musk a little bit. Jackie.

100%. I feel like they would get along. Similar energy. And they kind of look alike. I also think they're both geniuses. In their own respective fields. Yeah. That's such a good call.

I think they should become friends. I think they should too. I feel like we should watch that other Seth MacFarlane show. The one on the spaceship. The Orville? Orville. Yeah um I'm okay but I actually heard it's really good I don't know why we don't watch it but what we I know why if I can read this I know goddamn story it's on the sci-fi network like I don't even think I have

that channel yeah that's true a live action series adaptation of the Ted movies has been ordered straight to series that peacock variety has learned Seth MacFarlane is currently in negotiations to reprise the voice role of Ted, a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking teddy bear brought to life by the magic of a little boy's wish. Oh my god, by the way. And I think in the story that I read, there's no confirmation about whether Mark Wahlberg will be involved at all. And honestly, like, I don't need him. Like, I need a Ted reality show.

I need a Ted docuseries. I just need Ted. I just need Seth MacFarlane and the bear. I totally agree. Like, Ted on his own. Like, Ted goes on, like, a spiritual journey, whatever it is. Right. I just need Ted.

Ted travels first class. Ted travels coach. Ted talk. Yeah, like, I just need all, I'm so excited. I haven't, like, heard much of anything that has made me excited for Peacock except for that Housewives All-Stars thing but this is a big notch in the Peacock belt yes definitely are you even know if I have Peacock you do that's where you watch um stuff you have Peacock for sure because you were always saying like you you had like if you ever

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and St. Jude's School for Boys targeted by a mysterious stalker, this time through social media. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you, the narrator, voiced by Kristen Bell, says as several of the new cast stare at their phones. They are then warned by a teacher about Gossip Girl, an anonymous Instagram account that spies on our students. Is it Girl with a Secret? It's Girl with a Secret.

Okay, I watched the trailer. I just want to say my overall impression was that it looks very good, very Gen Z, like very of the times of what the high school kids are doing now okay i have to say when i heard about this reboot i thought it was the loosest thing ever like let sleeping motherfucking dogs lie like write your own show after the trailer i was like this show is amazing it looks so good it looks very very good my only concern after reading this story is like okay so gossip girl is kristen bell again with the same voice and that actually makes it nice for continuity but that would mean that like Gossip Girl is now what like well first of all Gossip Girl is Dan Humphrey. Yeah well spoiler alert.

And she'd be about 35 now like spying on high school students. Predator. Predator. Gossip Girl is a predator. They should have actually for the sake of this making sense and not being beyond creepy they should have gotten a new voice. No, honestly, because at the end of the day in the Gossip Girl series, like the voice didn't even matter because the voice was a woman and Gossip Girl was a man. Like it's so stupid. So the voice didn't even matter. It was just like a narration tool.

Yeah, but like this, but yes, I understand. It's not like Gossip Girl was sending voicemails to people with that voice. It's just for the show. yes I understand it's not like Gossip Girl was sending voicemails to people with that voice it's just for the show like I understand but it's it is it seems weird to me that the same person that was like coming for Blair is now coming for these new kids like it's not the same person it's a 40 year old man in his basement it's not the same person I'm hungry it's not the same person it's not the same person it's good for the. Gossip Girl is good for the economy. Also, I feel like a job that I wish I got was the voice of Gossip Girl.

I read somewhere that like. Your vocal fry is just off the charts for that. I'm so hurt. Oh my God. Like, no offense. Hit me where it hurts. My voice. Watch this.

Watch this. Get me a Gossip Girl script and we're going to have a Gossip Girl off. This is what you're gonna say okay? You're gonna say did you miss me? I know I've missed you. That's it. Oh don't look away. Every day. You're Damien by the way. You're Damien. Okay what was the line again? Did you miss me? I know I've missed you. Okay let me clear my throat and then you're doing it next and we're gonna see who's better. I never said I wanted the job, but okay. And I never said I didn't also have vocal fry, but okay. What is it? Did you miss me?

I know I've missed you. Okay, don't look at me. Okay, Damien. Okay. What's wrong? No kidding. I'm nervous. Okay. What's going on? No kidding. I'm nervous. Okay.

Okay. Did you miss... Amazing. She got the part. Let me do it. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you. That was pretty good.

It was a little Luann. Let me try it again. You started strong. Oh, you liked the beginning better? I liked the beginning know I've missed you. That was pretty good. It was a little Luann. Let me try it again. You started strong. Oh, you liked the beginning better? I liked the beginning better. I missed you. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you.

I felt the cabaret coming out of me. You go. Okay. It's not going to... Actually, I mean, I could do it. Have faith in yourself. I just need to think WWDD what would Dan Humphrey do

well okay I'm just gonna go for it I'm gonna rip off the vanity it's very intimidating I know like you did this to us

no I know but I feel like I'm better off for it so go okay I just okay fine did you miss, I know. But I feel like I'm better off for it, so go. Okay, I just, okay, fine. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you. Shit, that was really good.

I think, who do you think gets the job? I think Jackie, probably. Let me just do it one more time. Okay. Yeah, I don't like that line. Okay, add hey there Upper East Siders. Did you miss me? I know I've missed you. Hey there Upper East Siders.

Did you miss me? I know I missed you. That's pretty good. That was stunning. That was a good hey there. Sick. That was good. Do you want me to go or can we move on yet?

Oh, I'm having fun, but if you're not. Okay, no, you know I hate being put on the spot. I know. Like literally, okay. WWKMD. What would Kim Possible do? KPD. It's Hey There, Upper East Siders?

Yeah. Hey There, Upper East Siders. Did you miss me? I know I missed you. I don't know why I'm doing facial expressions. Yeah, I know. You're like this. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. I think that was good. We need to move on. Kristen Bell got the part. You and I did not very sad so sad are you gonna watch what do you think overall thoughts I mean like there's so many things I'm gonna watch that I don't end up watching so am I running the second this drops

at midnight pacific time no uh if I get bored enough I'll probably watch it I like watching shows that are filmed in New York I'm always like oh I've been there I've stood on that corner it just makes it interesting and fun so if it's if it's popping off and people are like talking about it I'll probably watch it I think I'm gonna wind up watching it I think it's gonna pop off based on this trailer also Thomas Doherty is in it he's from Descendants and I'm not sure if they're still dating but he was dating Dove Cameron that's Dove Cameron's man he actually seems like perfect for the show well He's very like Chuck Bass energy. I literally read an article yesterday about Dove Cameron. Talking about her ex-fiance. Is that

this guy? No. Oh okay. She was engaged like when she was very young before Thomas. Got it. And I never heard that her and Thomas broke up. Okay. But I do need to consult with the snitch and find out. She's our Doveeron correspondent she is dcc anyways i'm glad he got another role and he seems to blend perfectly with the cast the cast of stunning people yeah i think it's gonna be really good i'm feeling optimistic me too next up a little more in what the kids are up to news and claudia is gonna have to explain some of it aust Austin McBroom and Bryce Hall will fight in Miami drawing influencers in droves. Now it's time for the social media stars to run amok in Miami. We're told people are already starting to arrive for a bizarre event that will see TikTok stars fist fighting with YouTubers.

Organizers are expecting a slew of influencers with more than a billion followers between them at the Hard Rock Hotel for the Social gloves battle of the platforms boxing tournament on saturday night that's what it's officially being called social gloves battle of the platform so i guess it's tiktok versus youtube which one's the talker bryce hall i believe is the uh talker and also mcmormon is the youtuber and, this is so unbelievably loser-y. Like, the fact that Addison Rae is directly linked to this person who's participating in this tomfoolery of a circus, and she also is friends with Kourtney Kardashian

and has been on Keeping Up, like, that's unacceptable behavior. Are Addison and Bryce still together? Oh, okay. That's good. But they're expecting, people who are expected to go to the fight. Trey Songz, Charli and Dixie D'Amelio, Adin Ross, Julia Rose, Chelsea Briggs, Jeffree Star, Lil Yachty, Chase Hudson is that Lil Hottie? Lil who to you? Noah Beck and Jordan Jones. What the heck? I understand why you think this is illusory but this this is like a new trend where like, because there's not a lot of entertainment right now, like people are just fighting like for,

for views. Yeah. No, I think this is like people taking after Jake Paul and Logan Paul thinking that like that's in their future. But I just like, they've been doing a lot of press around this. There was a press conference and of course,

like they got into a fight, Austin and Bryce and like Bryce Hall is like the definition truly at his core. If you look up in the dictionary, of course, like, they got into a fight, Austin and Bryce. And, like, Bryce Hall is, like, the definition truly at his core. If you look up in the dictionary the word loser, you will find a picture of Bryce Hall. He's such a loser. And I can't wait for him to lose. And I'm team Austin McBroom. You are. We team Bryce out here.

Even the proper Aussie team Bryce on God. That is this trend. You have to watch this videoazzi team Bryce on god that is this trend you have to watch this video Tana went to the press conference you have to send it to me okay Tana Mongeau went to the press conference and after the press conference she was like being paparazzi'd outside and they were asking her like what she thought of the fight in the press conference and she just like responded so weird and people were like why are you talking like that and it's become a trend on TikTok to imitate it Tana changed all of her bios even the paparazzi team bryce on god she goes like this you're you're the is this when she was wearing the fendi outfit no she was wearing also the

outfit's weird too so like when people are recreating it she's wearing a shirt it's like a crop top knit shirt that also comes with like little glove knit it's so bizarre sounds so cute so everyone on tiktok is like putting socks on their arms to like pretend to be her gloves funny and so she's like we team bryce out here even the paparazzi team bryce on god and then she turns around and like the way she's talking is so weird it's my i've been saying it every 10 seconds and she's talking about this fight even the paparazzi team bryce yeah i bet you're not. No, no, no, no. Even though I love TikTok. So like battle of the platforms.

I can't believe we're talking about this. It's so loser-y. Battle of the platforms. Like I choose TikTok. But battle of these two people, I choose the smaller loser. Very cool. Got it. Well, there's also supposed to be performances by DJ Khaled, Migos, and Lil Baby. DJ Khaled has to stop all of it.

He can't stop. And he won't stop. Honestly, as a platform, Snapchat should be taken down from the App Store just because of the monster they made out of DJ Khaled. I'm kind of over him and his fucking chaotic energy and his toxicity. I like his energy. I don't. Oh, I'm sorry.

So I guess you won't be watching? Oh, I will definitely be watching. I want to watch. I kind of like these fights, these gatherings and get togethers. It brings people together. Like, I'm not even into the sport per se. I'm not even into these people.

But like, just to, you know, see the people in the crowds. Like, I'm here for it. There's not that much else going on right now. No, I agree. I've actually, since watching that Logan Paul fight and then I watched the crowds. Like, I'm here for it. There's not that much else going on right now. No, I agree. I've actually, since watching that Logan Paul fight, and then I watched the Jake one before, like, I love it. It's like, everyone's watching the same thing.

And you guys should be, like, a part of something. Yeah, which is what, you know, we love. Which is what we're craving. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that's going to lead into our TV recap? It's the final story. Ooh, give us, like like a stripped down version. Do, do, do, do.

Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, You're like a possessed music teacher. Ned Schneeble. No, but, like, not Ned Schneeble because his energy is, like, the intense one. You're, like, the music teacher who's very in touch with her feelings. I think that if life worked out differently for me, I would teach music, like, to, like, annoying kids. Yeah, and you would be, like, very in touch with your feelings and also like very brutally honest. Yeah.

And also in charge of the spring music. You would be in charge of the spring music. I just want to let you know I'm hanging on by a thread. OK, so maybe it's time to get into the fifth and final. I'm just letting you know, like I might need to lay down to my left briefly. But if you need to lay down, put your head to where your mic is still there so you can still talk that's a good idea yeah just yeah you have you can talk though you have four pillows so maybe you could use one for your head nah okay fifth and final story Kanye has unfollowed

Kanye has unfollowed Kim and her sisters on Twitter I saw this I'm so sad Kanye is no longer keeping up with the Kardashians the The rapper recently unfollowed his estranged wife Kim and all of her sisters on Twitter. Though it's unclear if he made the move before or after all of their birthday tributes to him earlier this week. Like doesn't someone track this stuff? Can't we find out? But does he still follow her on Instagram? She's the only person he follows. Wes still

follows only one person on Instagram and that's Kim, the mother of his children. I'm so sad. I just want to quickly check Kanye's Twitter and just make sure he still follows people. Right, like he didn't go from 300 to zero. And including his sisters. Or did he just go from 300 to 290?

Okay, he follows 218. Okay, so that's pretty intentional. Pretty, pretty, pretty intentional. Okay, let's talk about keeping up with the kardashians is there something that you need to say before we do oh there is thank you for reminding me hold on there's something i need to say actually and that is that this segment is brought to you by noom think about everything you've ever learned about getting healthy. There's a lot of contradictory information out there.

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I'm literally about to throw up. Or to throw up. So, keeping with the Kardashians, I'm, like, really surprised that you didn't like it because I thought it was such a nice episode. Like, first of all, if I don't find out what these things are... If I don't find out what these things are if I don't find out what these things are do you know what I'm talking about yeah Courtney's things that need to happen in order for her to get her and Scott to get back together what are these things I hate speaking in such vague terms like just say it what are the things what do you think let's say what do you think the things are

I feel like it has to do with his sobriety yeah maybe it needs to get down to zero drug and alcohol usage. Fully sober. While Scott is probably California sober. Yes no I'm sure that Scott drinks alcohol like I don't think he's drinking in the way that he used to but I think for Courtney she needs zero. Yeah he can't commit to that lifestyle but maybe he's just waiting to get to a place in his life like where he can and then he'll finally be with Courtney but like maybe she might fall in love before that with Travis. Which it seems like she has. I don't think they're meant to be together. I really really don't. I was like I never really feel them as a couple and honestly I hate that storyline like get something new to talk about but last night I was kind of like just give it a chance. You know what when she put her

smooch shirt in the time capsule I was wishing that she named her website smooch instead of poosh that's a really good I think that would have been really cute and like a cute homage to like where she started and I love when I actually really liked her little bit and she was like I'll never forget like where I came from and I thought it was really nice I liked it too and also um she folded that shirt really well she did fold that shirt really well um the other monumental things in the episode were that Chloe apparently moved to Boston, but like, did that ever happen? I think she moved for the season. They made me really want to go to Zuma.

I passed it this morning and I was like, damn, I'm hungry. I went to Zuma like a few times and every time I hated it. Like, it's like a faux boo. It is, but what's not to like? Like, it's just bad. Oh, I think it's good. Oh, I would love, when I passed Zuma, they had all these, like, signs in the window saying that, like, you can order, they're delivering.

Like, that might be my lunch today. Oh, that sounds nice. Yeah, thanks, Chloe. Always influenced. So, I guess she did move to Boston? I don't remember her ever living there, at least last year. Well, I mean, I feel like their content isn't, you know, she's not, like, in the moment posting everything, like.

I just feel like we would know if Chloe was like in the moment posting everything like i just feel like we would know if chloe was living in boston well this should be paparazzi the season's ending now are the celtics in the playoffs i haven't seen them in my journey i haven't heard about them like i don't think they are exact sports shows i don't think that they are okay cool so hopefully they're back in la i'm glad they got the deeds back to their houses. We got that storyline and then like, well, we got the deeds back. Like, how? Yeah. They are in the playoffs, I think.

So Chloe's still in Boston. Well, or wherever the hell they're playing. Yeah. The trip was really nice. I actually think the idea of the time capsule was sweet. And I liked that game that they played where they had to act out like random scenes from. Agreed. I thought it was cute.

I just like kind of realized, first of all, like, and I think we've all known this, like Kendall gives me nothing. Like literally nothing. And I think last night's episode was probably the hardest she's ever tried to give something in the last couple of years. And I think she gave less than normal. Like she's so blah. Yeah.

And it's like, thank God she's like the most stunning woman in the world because she's so boring yeah when her and Kylie were having that conversation when they were exchanging gifts I was like they both sorry I love Kylie boring yeah boring it was boring I'm glad that they at least tried though like that was something would have been nice to see Rob I didn't realize he was gone until Chloe said everyone

but Rob was here I was like oh right oh Rob yeah yeah did you also see like a page six article they gifted like the crew that's been with them

since day one like over $300,000 worth of Rolexes oh no I didn't see that that's so nice the group hugs at the end and the fireworks were really sweet

yeah no but you know what they dragged it out so much that I'm actually glad it's over yeah what's that phrase don't be sad it's over smile that it happened and I'm smiling yeah I did like how when they were doing the time capsule they had side by sides like very Real Housewives finale side by sides of like where they started on the show and where they ended what i wanted to see was i wanted to see a side-by-side of their first confessional look versus their last one that's a good call because that would have been really telling yeah of course how they look but also the backgrounds and like where the jewelry the styling makeup i wish that that's what we saw

not even like just the confessionals because you, I'm sure episode one they went to their confessionals looking and feeling their best. I also think that they should have went to Dash at some point this season. Yeah. I forgot about Dash. And I really forgot about Smooch. Yeah, me too. They should go back. They should go back.

It's just so crazy. I think what I learned from last night's episode, and I had a little bit of an inkling about this but I think that Kris is the best Jenner slash Kardashian I think a lot of people feel that way why what did she do that made you feel that way she just like makes you laugh and then she also makes you cry like she's so funny she gives it all she did the show she really does she really really and she's like in such a stable relationship. I'm obsessed with Corey Gamble. Like literally want to steal him from Kris if I weren't so happy for them. Yeah. And I just feel like it's not really spoken about enough how Kris Jenner is the best one.

I feel like recently it is spoken about. Like everyone, it's like who's your favorite Kardashian? People are like Kris. I really do feel like she's gotten her fair share. Like I feel like I'm going to start following like Kris Jenner paparazzi. Like, I feel like I want to start following, like, Kris Jenner paparazzi accounts. Like, I'm, like, obsessed with her look and, like, her whole life. Like, when I grow up, I literally want to be Kris Jenner.

No, it's amazing, like, what she's created and, like, the family. And what she's been through. Yeah. People forget she is OG Hollywood, Nicole Brown Simpson. She's OG OJ. She is OG OJj did she testify i don't know she did something i can't remember from the american from the show yeah yeah whatever she was like an interworld part she was really good friends with nicole brown simpson and like she's just lived so many lives and i'm just obsessed like that was my that was your takeaway yeah

yeah and so the only other thing that was interesting was Kim and Chris's conversation wherein she did her best to explain why they are splitting up and she failed the baby bar as predicted by me and she failed the baby bar I was really shocked about that like oh my god do you think she's gonna like she is actually she is studying again because she's been posting stuff um and she said the next test is in June and we just started June if she I hope really hope she passes but like at what point are you like I can't do you give up yeah I don't know and it's not even the bar it's the baby bar no but the baby bar like makes it so that you don't have to do like that's the bar apparently it's harder no no the baby bar

yeah because she's not in law school she's in this internship yeah you think yeah and I wonder how many times you can fail it before like you're not eligible anymore because no offense like if I go to jail and I get like a public defender who failed the bar 11 times I think I'd just rather represent myself. Oh my God. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Your honor. I think you'd be. Please, I didn't do anything. Even if you had like a rock star lawyer, you'd still want to defend yourself.

No, I just, I don't know how, the hardest part, I mean, I've never been arraigned or anything, but I imagine it's difficult to hear all these people like talking about you and things you did and like you can't even respond. Yeah, for sure.

Very upsetting. So that's that on that. It's our final Keeping Up With The Kardashians recap. No, reunion. Reunion. And it's in part one excited so there's possibly two or three i'm so excited for that i'm excited for hulu i'm excited to get more deets and i'm glad that this chapter is over i personally really like change so i'm excited to see what's next i'm so excited about the reunion i forgot i'm

gonna just brighten my whole day you're welks okay well that's all i have to really contribute to society today i'm sorry i wasn't my best but i think we should just like at a glance look at the wonderful week we've had i feel like this is one of my most productive weeks yeah we had so many fabulous episodes our episodes were just like literally killing it in the charts like we're just we're just killing it so i'm just patting myself on the back great week everyone great work um enjoy your weekend reminder we're not here on mond, but there is a Patreon episode coming out. So if you need a podcast to listen to Monday morning,

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