The Toast - S4 Ep112: Deez Nuts: Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy hump. Oh no, that's my
Friday one. Yep. Sorry, fuck. Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast.
Happy hump day. We're so excited to be back in studio with Theo on hump day celebrating the art
of humping. The art of humping, the art of getting over the hump, which is what we're here to do
today because, you know, once today's show is over, then we're closer to Thursday and we're just crawling towards
that weekend, y'all.
And now would be a good time to let everyone know that there is no show on Friday.
Because it's a summer Friday, I have a bachelorette party and we are going to town.
Woo-hoo!
I'm really excited about this weekend.
I haven't had like a...
Girly girl weekend.
Girly girl weekend in a while, so it's going to be really fun.
I have them all the time.
And I just have to say like, you're going to have the best time.
No, I'm really quite looking forward to it.
So thank you.
So much so that like I might even crash.
Yeah, you never know what could happen on a girly girl weekend.
I mean, I have, you know, last minute business trip to take on Thursday,
which was perfect timing for you needing to take Friday off.
But we're just, I can't stress this enough. We're living in a
post-pandemic world. Do not look for me. I cannot be found. Right. But pre or post or during pandemic,
like it's a summer Friday and we're going to make the most of it. I love a summer Friday.
Also, we made the decision. So last year we took the month of August off, which we loved so much.
And then this year we were toying with the idea of doing that again. But instead we decided to keep August normal,
but then like feel free to take sporadic days here and there.
So you'll be getting shows in August unlike last year,
but we're just going to use some of our PTO.
Yeah, I'm going to make my schedule flexible.
Yeah, very flexible summer schedule.
So happy hump day to you.
I'm having a day.
Oh, please share.
A Cleveland day?
A Cleveland day. I just have to share, and it
doesn't seem like a big deal, but like, I'm such a principled person, and I follow the law, so I was
just like, I had such an annoying morning. Like, I decided to walk here, which is never a good
decision, but it's gorgeous out. 65, light breeze between my thighs, feels great. And okay, so, and I
believe this is how it is in literally every state in America, but I'm not fully equipped on the traffic laws in other states.
So I was crossing the street.
I had the little walking man.
And the avenue running parallel to me was also going down because that's how it works.
I walk, you walk, we're parallel.
Somebody from the avenue went to make a right
onto the street that I was currently crossing.
I still have the right of way, correct?
As a pedestrian.
So I'm running my own business,
listening to Last Train Home by John Mayer
across the street
when this big fucking Bronco honks at me.
And like, first of all,
it's very disarming to hear a honk.
Like when you're standing right in front of the car,
it's so loud and just like hits you
in the middle of your chest.
100%. Not only did I get honked incorrectly incorrectly so i look at him and i'm like
what because like i needed i wanted to give him a second to realize he was wrong i had the fucking
right of way he doubled down and i could have just kept ignoring it because he wasn't gonna run me
over he was just standing in front of me fucking honking but i just you know when something a switch goes off 100 and i got so fucking angry
literally i went i bent like i squatted in front of the car and i'm like let me move my microphone
back stop honking why why did you need to squat because i wanted to look him eye level i was
standing he was sitting in the car you know what i mean is it a low car kind of whatever you're
getting hooked on the wrong fucking piece of information. Okay. No, I just kind of put my hands on my knees just to like give some oomph, you know?
Okay. So like stop honking. And he's pointing to the little man walking like as if he's trying to
show me I'm wrong. And I'm like, what are you, I want him to get out and just go tit for tat. Like
what are you trying to say with these honks? Because I'm correct. I have the right of way.
I understand pedestrian laws. You don't. And I had Ben in the back of my head because I'm correct I have the right of way I understand pedestrian laws you don't and
I had Ben in the back of my head because I always take things to the next level and Ben's like why
are you fighting with a strange man in a bronco but like I know and also like people can be crazy
like you think that you're crazy but like you're actually I don't carry a knife like there are
actual crazy people a hundred percent but like it was just the principle was bothering me so much
because I was right no that's so frustrating don't drive in New York if you don't understand the laws
and then start yelling at people when you're the one who's wrong.
No, and also, like, reserve your honks for, like, other vehicles, not for passengers.
Like, nobody, really, what could a pedestrian, not passenger,
what could a pedestrian be doing that's so horrible
that you need to ruin their day with a honk in their ear?
Like, it's so fucking loud.
It's so loud.
And also, maybe we should normalize lowering the sound of honks in vehicles.
That's just like a thought.
I completely agree.
Because first of all, the only people that honks really are for are for other cars.
And they just ignore you.
So like it doesn't matter how loud it is.
Yeah.
But like when that honk, when you're standing right outside a car and someone honks,
like you feel it in your butthole.
Like it's so loud.
And if you're not expecting it, it's so disarming.
It's so sick and twisted.
And I really just wanted to get out and have a conversation with this man because I wanted
to know what he was trying to say.
He pointed to the walking sign.
Yes, I know.
I'm walking.
Therefore, the sign says walking.
So I don't know what he was trying to prove.
And I just screamed like all these people were staring at me.
And I didn't care because I was fucking right.
No, good.
And I had Theo.
You think Theo wants to hear that fucking honk?
Like he's a very peaceful person.
That's so upsetting.
That would have really bothered me.
I would have already been on Zillow like searching Cleveland homes, four bedrooms.
It bothered me so much.
And I honestly thought about following him.
I was actually curious, curious at this point.
What is your point here?
What were you trying to say with your honk and your point?
I don't know.
That's upsetting because
unless i've been following the laws completely wrong my entire life when the man is white it's
a little white man and he's walking you walk yeah explain make it make sense it doesn't say honk
no no and it doesn't say stop there's that the red hand that comes up but the little white lights
pop up and it's a little man so I was following the little man it does not say
RSVP on the statue of liberty thank you so I just wanted to share that because like I'm really like
I I wanted to kill someone yeah I'm really sorry that that happened to you not a good way to start
your day especially not a hump day no and like I was feeling good about the day like I had such a
productive day yesterday I have such a productive I have so many things to do before I have like
meetings and like appointments to do before I have to take my business trip.
Do you have meetings, meetings, meetings?
I actually have meetings, meetings.
Not meetings, meetings, meetings.
I have meetings, meetings today too, which is not why I'm wearing a pussy bow.
But it doesn't hurt.
I feel prepared to take on the meetings at hand.
But it's not not why you're wearing a pussy bow.
No, not.
And now I feel like I need to book some more meetings while I'm wearing this blouse.
I'll have my people call your people.
We'll set up some meetings.
Yeah, let's just start meeting today. Love meeting people constantly. That's so you.
I'm such a meter. Oh speaking of meets I don't know. We have the meets.
I went to such a good dinner last night at a place that you would like and for the one reason I didn't
love it. I liked it a lot, but I didn't love it,
is the reason, like, you might like it because it wouldn't affect you.
Share.
I went to 12 chairs in West Village.
You're so cool.
I know.
It was so far downtown.
Look at you, West Village.
Celebrating my father-in-law's birthday.
Happy birthday, Bruce.
It's Bruce on the loose?
Bruce on the loose.
Did you just send him a happy birthday text?
No, but is it today?
It was yesterday.
You didn't tell me.
That's true.
I didn't tell you.
I didn't tell you.
Sorry.
But you should send him a text today. So, was it's Israeli food they played like such good Israeli
music like I actually went on Spotify looking for the playlist because it was just like all
the Israeli bops that I needed to hear um and it was packed and it was like vibrant you know
pre-pandemic popping tables close together and the food like I actually never ate so much in my life
and I hate falafel I had four like it was just so good but they only serve beer and wine food like I actually never ate so much in my life and I hate falafel I had four like it was
just so good but they only serve beer and wine so like there was just like a limitation on how much
fun I could have at this restaurant as in the end I actually actually ended up being really grateful
for it because I had to go to an event afterwards and like I just didn't end up getting wasted and
like now I feel good but if I drank at dinner like I probably would have stayed out till 4 a.m.
100 percent um but like if I want to return to that restaurant on a Saturday night like I'm not going to go all the way downtown to drink beer and wine
I think beer and wine is underrated like remember Camp Toast like and and it's having just beer and
wine like stops you from ruining your night okay beer and wine I'm actually reading Malibu Rising
right now and I think that's the case that Nina's trying to make but obviously that doesn't work out
beer and wine in certain circumstances at Camp Toast when you wake up and literally start drinking
at noon and you don't go to bed till four in the morning, we did it for the safety
of the campers. Like, because if they were drinking tequila and vodka, like, the campgrounds would be
covered in vomit and, like, diarrhea. Like, that was for the safety of the grounds and for the
safety of the campers. Yeah. When you go to a two-hour dinner, like, on a Saturday night, and
for me, I traveled so far downtown, like, I want a margarita. Like, I don't think... I understand,
but, like, I think it's a nice, like, way to protect yourself. And, like, look at you today.
It's a hump day. You're here. Like like you have so much to give it's true and
I want to thank this restaurant 12 chairs yeah I just um for delivering her whole so yeah if people
always ask for restaurant recommendations and that is going to be on my list but keep in mind it's
beer and wine and then I'm like all right I'll have a Bud Light we're all out all right I'll
have a Corona we're all out so I had to get an IPA that looked like an angry orchard and it was so disgusting. Like I couldn't drink it. You're
so not an IPA girly. Like literally if there is a picture of someone who's the antithesis of just
like all that IPA has to stand for, it's me. And you know why that is? Because IPA is for other
girls. And we've come to the conclusion most recently that I am not like other girls. No,
not at all. Not at at all we have such a good
show for you guys today you guys we have such a good show for you guys today you guys you guys
and we have no tv recap because for some reason the real hostess of new york wasn't on last night
and I really just wanted to thank andy cohen and everyone involved for sparing me like watching an
hour of that like I want to intolerable like drunk old women want to thank everyone who contributed to that decision it was one of the best I don't
even need a reason like I really really don't um but we do have to your toasters because it's
Wednesday so that's our advice segment at the end of the show and I'm excited because we have an
update and two new submissions yeah we have some we have some good stories today have you on the
biz news I think you're gonna I think you're gonna like this biz news I mean it's appropriate that we
have biz news since we're in meetings meetings meetings all day well for me meetings meetings
yeah meetings meetings safe eyebrow appointment meetings do you have one yeah I need one you want
to come yes yeah yeah I was gonna book one today because I got a unibrow yeah no it's just like
it's that time when you go from looking like Cara Delevingne to Frida Kahlo like it's very
very transitional time and one day you wake up you're car jellivine and
the next day you're free to call it for me because i have lighter eyebrows i don't like have that but
what i do start to look like is you know the scene in beauty and the beast when dan stevens transitions
from being a man to a beast and his eyebrows start to get like take over his whole face
that's if you watch the scene maybe i'll
post it i think maybe you've seen that movie once you many times because that's very detailed i've
seen it probably the same amount of time as you but like when i saw what was happening to his
eyebrows i was like oh that's me a month a month post wax honestly i haven't seen beauty and the
beast in a while i think i'm due for my viewing i recently watched it because i was hanging out
with kaylor and it was so fucking good did you like it she loved it and you know she's a woman of taste because she had no time for the marie scenes
oh nobody does nobody does did you watch the cartoon or like the most live action and this
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Like get a real job.
Stop making like trinkets in your basement.
And I just think he was constantly giving Belle bad advice.
And also Belle obviously didn't love him
because she should have run a brush through his hair.
I fucking love Beauty and the Beast.
Like I could analyze like all the different facets of it.
I love it so much.
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First story.
A Snow White live action remake is coming starring Rachel Zegler, who I'm sure you
do not know, but she is set to star as Maria in the upcoming West Side
Story remake which was supposed to come out already but now has moved to December because
of COVID and then she'll be starring in Snow White live so we're about to be seeing a lot of Rachel
so I heard about this story briefly because there are a point came out that Disney had
very serious conversations with Olivia Rodrigo to be Snow White in this live action which I think
she's too busy to do right now but I think that would have been cool would have been amazing yeah but you know
what I feel like I'm such a Disney girl and like maybe my mind will change because I haven't seen
Snow White in so long I'm not really connected to the story of Snow White you know what I mean like
I don't live for for it and maybe I just haven't seen it in a while and I need like Disney live
action to recreate like the magic but I don't know I just don't seen it in a while and I need like Disney live action to recreate like the magic.
But I don't know.
I just don't feel very connected to her story.
I feel that.
And I do feel more connected to the story of the Huntsman for sure.
By the way, and tell me the difference between this live action and then the two other movies they made of Snow White.
Snow White and the Huntsman was like an action Game of Thrones style version that really
focused on the Huntsman and they were like getting into trouble and stuff.
Like that was sort of like a alternative like twist yes Mirror Mirror was kind of like not parody but over the top like it wasn't a true to form remake and so this will
be like the story period just live instead of animated. And like why so many?
Like why did we have to get.
I guess they think it's a story worth telling.
No it feels like they're like really messy and like can't decide how they want to tell Snow White's story in a modern era.
Like I feel like they really brought Lion King, Beauty and the Beast into the 21st century with these live actions.
And Maleficent like they just really have been like killing it.
And then the Snow White department.
I just feel like they need a restructure.
Like it's just kind of messy. But I think that this is is that so this is like the official retelling of Snow White yes I don't think they're even like thinking about
mirror mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman but do they not see how that's confusing for the
consumer they don't care about you they made that clear so clear so crystal clear crystal
mirror mirror on the wall okay so it's snow white is that the one with the
dwarves is that the word that's the word in that feels like that needs to be changed i don't know
i think it will be changed yeah the seven dwarves yeah sounds weird i don't know why um i bet you
on my life like i could not name them okay there's definitely grumpy okay i have a leg up because of
descendants i don't okay so this is someone who saw Snow White when they were a child and like never bothered
to follow up on her story.
Grumpy.
I know that for sure.
You can relate.
And I want to say there's a sleepy.
Yep.
And that is, you know, kind of confusing.
I also think there's a stinky.
No.
Okay.
Let's go back.
Okay.
Grumpy.
Sleepy.
Sneezy. sneezy sneezy honestly like that's literally all I know can you name the rest of the four no now I'm like those are the obvious I was waiting for sneezy sneezy is not obvious no
grumpy and sleepy happy okay ding okay that's okay let me pull up a list so and before you do that I just wanted to say that
I'm actually really looking forward to this new concert special coming out on Peacock on Friday
the Miley Cyrus pride event where she just sings like you know gay anthems with special guests
because I saw a clip of her and Maren Morris performing I don't remember but it was just like
a classic bat mitzvah song and I'm just really excited about it because I, nothing, Miley does nothing better than covers.
Like she's a cover queen.
Yeah.
And all the people that they're bringing in, I think like Kacey Musgraves, Maren Morris.
I'm really excited.
Okay.
Here are the seven dwarves.
Dopey.
You should have known that.
Okay.
I guess I see the one like on drugs.
Um.
Like you can look at Disney things like with a dark eye.
He's the only dwarf who does not have a beard.
He's accident prone and mute.
With Happy explaining, that's another one, Happy,
that he has simply never tried to speak.
So they call him Dopey.
So wouldn't that make him like mutey?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think the dwarves are going to have to be reimagined.
This is very offensive.
Okay, Dopey, sneezy,
because he has extraordinarily powerful sneezes bashful very shy and kind-hearted that's me sleepy
speaks for himself happy jovial dwarf grumpy grumpy and doc he's the leader of the dwarves
he wears glasses and often mixes up his words. Yeah, I just feel like the whole dwarves community
needs to be rewritten
because it's just not very 2021 friendly,
like the way they describe them.
I think, I don't know if the word dwarves is appropriate.
Like, I just think,
I trust Disney to bring the story of Snow White
into the 21st century.
Yeah, and that was from Wikipedia, by the way.
So did you hear what I said about the prime peacock
special sorry that's like a fun thing to do if you're on your retro party maybe you guys want
to stay in like you like watch that and like drink yeah but I don't think that we'll like
stay in and watch that but I will just probably watch that at some point if I'm in the mood for
a concert DVD I love a concert like it's a concert DVD like that's what it is yeah no and we're
living in an age where we're getting like access to so many because of all these streaming services like i will never say
no to watching like reputation stadium tour the beyonce document like i part of me katie perry
like i will never it's my favorite thing to watch yeah it's truly so enjoyable it really is
are you ready for our next story sure what were you gonna make no i wasn't gonna say anything
you're gonna make fun of me because i was working on my segue no i did i say one word i'm working on mom i'm
working on my segways have you ever ridden a segue the one with the like the paul blart
i don't know i did a segue tour in jerusalem and i have to say like it was the most fun i've ever
had as someone who's so fucking lazy these walking tours are just not for me but it's like a thing in Israel where you do like segue tours and it's
actually really scary um to get off of a segue like you have to balance completely right the
riding is super easy so fun highly recommend getting a segue even though they're illegal on
the streets of New York thank you this story is brought to you by segues that's why I know all
the pedestrian laws see I know that you can't ride a Segway. And I know that I was right this morning.
But more and more people are riding scooters.
I think we should become a scooter-friendly city.
I completely agree.
We birded in Austin.
We had so much fun.
It was hysterical.
And it's a really efficient way of getting around for a city that, like,
from north to south doesn't cover that many miles.
Yeah, I just don't know if how you would do it is on the sidewalk or on the street.
Or the bike lanes.
We have so many.
That's true.
Nobody respects the bike lanes.
So I would actually be scared to go on a scooter in a bike lane because people do not respect
the bike lanes.
Everyone I know respects bike lanes.
Well, you know nice people.
I don't know who you hang out with.
I'm not saying my friends.
I'm saying I see on the street.
Nobody respects the bike lane.
They pull over in a cab into a bike lane. They the door they don't even look for a cyclist like
justice actually for the bikers in New York they literally keep this city running and literally
nobody has respect for the lanes yeah I don't know about all that no for sure I know about some of it
but I don't know I'm not saying the people who like leisurely ride their bikes to like their
corporate offices I'm saying like people who who like leisurely ride their bikes to like their corporate offices.
I'm saying like people who ride like delivery men.
Who are keeping New York running.
Yes.
Keeping New York running.
Yes.
We need to respect the bike lanes.
I agree.
But if you're coming out of a taxi, this one's happened to me in a biker crash and oh my
God, I felt so horrible.
It ruined, oh my God.
It was horrible.
It was horrible.
I've seen it happen in cabs.
You're just supposed, that's why, do you remember that ad campaign?
Look, and the two o's in the word
look were eyes do you remember that yeah that's like the whole campaign like just when you get
out on the curb always look for a biker okay but like when you're in the car before you open the
door it's hard to like lean out and see no you look in the back window oh i guess it's there's
so many things happening of course no but people just need to be more conscious yeah honestly if
it happens to you once it will never happen need to be more conscious yeah honestly if it
happens to you once it will never happen you'll be scarred it's so it's the worst feeling it's
so upsetting yeah okay next story finally it's time carl nasib thanks the nfl for matching his
100 000 donation to the trevor project he says you're saving lives oh but i know that they match
the donation yes on monday las vegas raiders player Carl Nassib became the first active NFL player to come out as gay. And now he's thanking
the NFL and fans who donated to the Trevor Project to support suicide prevention among LGBTQ youth.
The 28-year-old Las Vegas Raiders defensive end made sports history Monday when he came out to
the public as gay, making him the first active NFL player to do so. With the announcement,
he donated $100,000 to the Trevor Project, explaining that he
feels an immense responsibility to help in any way he can.
Yeah.
And the NFL announced that they would match the donation.
This was like so fabulous because I think a lot of people reference Michael Sam as the
first gay football player, which he was, but he didn't come out until after he was
retired or no longer played in the NFL and I think
that like you know the NFL is very much like toxic masculinity like you know dudes locker room talk
bro yeah and so to come out is probably really really hard and I have a lot of respect for him
and I never even heard of him but he's my new favorite player and he's very hot like not that
it matters but he's just for reference like in case anyone was wondering, he's very handsome.
Yes, very, very handsome.
Looks like we're Raiders fans now.
Oh, 100%.
100%.
Gotta meet up with Carl.
No, this is a really great story,
and I'm sure he's changing a lot of lives for kids who play football,
who might not see how they can be all of these things.
Oh, what was that documentary I was watching?
Oh, the Aaron Hernandez documentary.
Yeah.
There was a player in that documentary who no longer played,
but he knew he was gay when he was playing on,
it might have been his high school or he was in the NFL.
I can't remember.
But he really like articulated perfectly like why it's so hard to be gay
in those types of environments and how like,
I'm sure there are plenty of other players who never came out while they were in the NFL yeah but like it's just I
have a lot of respect it's a very courageous thing to do and Carl you have two number one fans
yeah great story great story and love raising money love that the NFL is publicly supporting
but like you know it's like what happens in locker rooms
is like really where like the concern I probably comes from it's like the NFL front facing the
hundred thousand dollars to the NFL is like literally a dollar to us like it's not a big deal
I just and he said like his teammates have been very supportive the management and like
that's probably where it's scary to come out like within like your teammates that you never know how
other people are going to react.
So yeah. I'm just wishing everyone the best.
Totally.
Are you ready for our next story?
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You're welcome.
Okay.
Next story.
The dip and dot CEO is accused of blackmailing his ex-girlfriend
and sending revenge porn to her mother this is so upsetting because i love dip and dots the ceo of
dip and dots ice cream is being accused of sending revenge porn of his ex-girlfriend to multiple
people including her mother according to a civil complaint filed in oklahoma county that's disgusting
disgusting scott fisher is being sued by amanda brown the two dated from early 2019 to
late 2020 the lawsuit alleges in the complaint obtained by people brown alleges that fisher
frequently solicited private sexual messages from brown throughout the course of their relationship
brown additionally alleges that fisher would take his own explicit photos of her sometimes
consensually and sometimes surreptitiously. Brown also alleged that Fisher frequently conditioned continued financial support to Brown
based on her furnishing him with explicit photos.
After the couple split,
Brown alleged that Fisher sent explicit images of her
to other people, including her own mother.
She also alleged that he threatened to send them out
to more people in an attempt to control her actions.
This is so sick.
What a freak.
First of all.
Second of all, does he still work for the company?
It says Dippin' Dots CEO.
That's so upsetting because honestly, like, I cannot support a brand like that.
But like, I love Dippin' Dots.
When's the last time you even had Dippin' Dots?
They sell them at the grocery store and like anytime I'm at an amusement park, which isn't that much.
When's the last time you really had Dippin' Dots?
What is this?
Like the SATs?
Stop asking me fucking questions.
Like years. Doesn't mean I still don SATs? Stop asking me fucking questions. Like years.
Doesn't mean I still
don't like it.
No, I know.
Did I say I have it
all the time?
I just said I like it.
No, but I liked
Dippin' Dots too,
but I just feel like
it's not really
a New York City thing.
Sometimes you're like
such an investigator.
It's really annoying.
Like just let me speak.
Like you don't have to
like interrogate
like the one discrepancy
in my story.
Like I wasn't
like I was gonna, never mind.
All I was saying was that I really like Dippin' Dots.
There are a lot of things I really like, but I don't do every day.
Doesn't mean I don't like it.
I never said you needed to do it every day in order to like it.
Well, then why did you, why did you bring up the frequency in which I consume Dippin' Dots?
Because I just said I, like, love Dippin' Dots.
And you're like, really?
When was the last time you had it?
Just to point out that it, like, won't be hard for you to forsake Dippin' Dots if need be.
Well, if I, okay, here, let me explain it to you.
I've never not, sorry, I've never been in the presence of Dippin' Dots and not eaten them.
Okay.
So anytime I come across, whether it's in the grocery store, there used to be a store in the city in Flatiron.
If I'm at an amusement park, maybe I'll go to an amusement park this summer.
Like, I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, I've been in the presence of dip and dots many many times and i've always
eaten it okay so you're a big dip and dots fan yeah but honestly i need to be nuts to release
a statement that they don't stand by this kind of misogynistic disgusting exploitive exploitative
behavior agreed in order for me to continue being a lifelong fan of the brand maybe i don't need it at the
frequency that my sister wishes i did but i'm still a fan thank you for that statement the
clarification was my pleasure are you ready for a little food news that's a little more exciting
um yeah i just wanted to double check because i got here like a little late and i didn't really
get to breeze by the stories are we going to talk about case musgraves new man we already talked
about that newer man she's a new new man she's not with
that man anymore the doctor she's with a writer now he posted a photo a polaroid of them like
sitting on her she's sitting on his lap giving him a kiss on the cheek he's a writer i don't
know what he writes but his caption was you know doing everything in my power not to write about
her okay she shared a rumored her rumored new bow shared a sweet photo of her saying trying like
hell not to write about her he his name is cole and he's a writer i don't know if he's like a
songwriter i think he writes like poems which is so romantic or books sure where do you where do
you i can't believe i missed all of this yeah oh my god like i'm so sorry and they were in the city
they were yeah they were spotted after they walking around new york city together and then
the confirmation came on his Instagram yesterday.
Oh, he's cute.
Yeah.
His name is Cole, and he's a writer.
I wonder what kind of writer.
No, I know.
It's very vague.
He has like 30,000 Instagram followers, so he's successful.
If that's how we measure success.
Where did you see writer?
Was it in his bio?
Like a page six.
I saw the Instagram stuff go down, and then I saw a bunch of stuff stuff stuff go down and then I saw um a
bunch of news outlets write it up and refer to him as a writer and it's also in his Instagram bio
interesting yeah so again I feel like he's an RM Drake you know like a quotes writer like a
quotes writer inspirational writer that's just what I think I have no idea if that's true when
someone says writer it's like that's not author right it's not songwriter right so it's
actually like a vague word it is like influencer you know sort of when you think of writer what
do you think of three two one writer girl but this is writer boy oh my god no and she's writer
girl so it's literally a match made in heaven yeah maybe they can collab that's really sweet
yeah i like that she's just playing the field i feel like she went from
that long relationship with her bandmate which was just not the right fit and then into another
long relationship immediately with rustin and i just feel like i'm glad she's playing the field
like girl live your life you're literally one of the most famous singers in the world like
party like go meet go meet some guys totally she looks really happy in these pictures yeah
but i do need her to
release some new music like she's she is going she said in her magazine interview that it's coming i
think it's coming this year it is time you can you can know that it's coming it is time what else is
coming is a krispy kreme ipo oh you want to invest in something you can believe in oh krispy kreme
looks to raise as much as $640 million through IPO.
Well, they got $50 committed from me.
I believe in the brand.
The donut chain is looking to sell stock for $21 to $24 a share,
so you could get two shares.
Maybe I'll spring for three.
Exciting.
Wait, this is so exciting, because you want to know why?
Like, I feel, first of all, I just love Krispy Kreme.
Like, I just think they're such a fabulous brand
their product at the end of the day like the the cream always rises literally the Krispy Kreme
rises further and Krispy Kreme throughout the years has always just been like the best donut
they've never shied away from what makes them great and I really respect that as a brand like
even you know moving into the 21st century with all these you know donuts are bad for you like
they don't fucking care.
And I love that about them.
And I will be purchasing some stock.
When does this IPO happen?
This year.
They're getting ready.
As we saw in the WeWork documentary.
It takes time.
Things take time.
They have to go on.
They have to do their showcase or whatever it's called.
Yeah.
Like their little dance.
Their song and dance.
They have to put together the big file.
I want to be in those meetings.
Like I want to know why I should purchase Krisrispy kreme because i'm going to yeah no it's
exciting news i'm excited i wonder what it's oh it's going to trade under the ticker d-n-u-t d-nut
oh that's these nuts honestly they should have thought about that before because that was the
first thing that came to mind.
Like, I get it.
Like, donut.
But, like, where's the O?
Yeah, and, like, Deez Nuts.
Whatever.
I'll be purchasing three shares of Deez Nuts when the time is right.
Because you want to know why?
Like, Americans, we're, like, what?
They say, like, the most obese country in the world.
We looked this up recently.
We're actually not the most.
But, like, they say, like, Michelle Obama always used to used to say like we have a childhood obesity problem we do we have an obesity problem
but we did confirm recently that we're not number one oh thank god but we still have the problem and
you know I just think that's not going away anytime soon so I actually think financially
it makes a lot of sense to purchase Krispy Kreme D-Nut shares yeah D's nuts and you have to invest in what you can believe in and i believe in these nuts um yeah no i agree that's crazy i endorse you investing yeah if you want to like then
like 50 dollars oh you could invest on my behalf yeah of course i can't guarantee you'll see a
return but interesting well also it hasn't happened yet so everyone just calm down but
we're just giving you like a little pre-finance news a little sneak peek a little taste of a
deez nuts okay our fifth and final story is some real biz news a little biz news because as i'm
sure you've heard it's been amazon prime day for three days my God. The marketing is actually really starting to bother me.
And I have a conspiracy theory about Prime Day, but I'll let you finish.
And the Prime Day sales have surpassed $11 billion, topping record Cyber Monday levels.
So...
Okay, then I'm...
I don't know if I'm right, but I participated in Prime Day pretty much every year.
There's always something like I want to get, but I just think it's like so stupid to spend money i never prepare well enough for prime day like do
a total inventory of what i need in my life and wait for prime day like i'm always a few years
ago i bought a roomba literally one of the worst purchases i ever made like no offense that robot
was dumb as fuck like he didn't know like what a wall was and like what a corner was and he was
always getting stuck in crevices.
I just hated it.
And it really did nothing.
And he couldn't even send himself home back to the base.
So I would have to get out of bed and go pick up the room.
But it was just a torture chamber.
But I've bought a lot of things on Prime Day.
I bought in the beginning some Alexas, whatever.
And I just don't really feel like the prices are that great. Like I feel like a few weeks before Prime Day,
like all the prices of popular like tech items go up and then they like drop back to their original price.
Like that's just the way that I feel.
I don't know if that's true, but I go on and I'm like,
why is this shit still expensive?
It's supposed to be Prime Day.
I just don't really feel like the savings are as big as they market them to be.
Now, I have no proof of that.
I'm just saying it's a feeling.
No, I just feel like Prime Day, like, the only thing I bought this Prime Day was a bathing suit from Rach Parcell.
And I didn't see.
Was it on Amazon?
Yeah.
Oh.
She, like, posted, like, some of her Amazon.
Oh, I thought you meant a Rach Parcell brand bathing suit.
No, no, she posted some of her Amazon fashion finds and she posted a bathing suit.
She does great Amazon fashion finds. She posted a bathing suit. She does great Amazon fashion finds.
She posted a bathing suit that I absolutely had to have.
And I bought it regardless, but I didn't even see a sale price reflected.
You know, I just like.
Prime Day is like kind of just like a marketing gimmick.
Like we're going to call it Prime Day and we're just going to keep reminding you that you should shop on Amazon.
Yeah.
But see, Prime Day has also been like beneficial for me in other ways.
Like the Prime Day concert last, well, two years ago.
Taylor Swift, SZA, Dua Lipa like that was that was good I appreciated that there was no concert this year
and I just feel like they inflate the prices just so that they can decrease them and call it a sale
and that's not a sale that's a gimmick yeah I agree I'm kind of out on Prime Day I kind of am
too and don't get me wrong but we're clearly alone in that. Yeah. I love
like Amazon. Like I, I know everyone's like, it's the big bad Amazon, but like I'm totally here for
it. Um, like the convenience and ease at which my life moves thanks to Amazon, I'm forever grateful
for. I just don't really believe in this whole Prime Day thing. I'm just, I'm suspicious. I
really am. And I think I'm onto something. And now that I put that in your brain, I think you guys like next Prime Day, we'll see what I was talking about. Yeah, I agree. I'm suspicious I really am and I think I'm onto something and now that I put that in your brain I think you guys like next prime day we'll see what I was talking about yeah I agree
I and I just did not prepare well no and the only real discounts that they offer are on their own
products like amazon echo dot because they can't do that I got a kindle yesterday that oh you know
what I kind of wanted like a new fancy kindle I should have done that I should look into like
what the newer kindles are I really like mine I told him to get like the newest one and that if he doesn't really use it
I'll take it because I just want to see what else is out there but I love mine so much it's been so
good to me I know and like it works completely fine so great it's so light you know yeah um
well were those the fast five stories that you needed to know the fast five stories that you
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Hey, Claudia and Jackie, my favorite sisters.
Thank you.
I'm contacting you guys today about a current dilemma I am in.
My best friend Chloe recently got married and had a wonderful wedding.
It was super fun and got a little wild at the reception.
Chloe has a friend and a bride's maid named Mandy.
Mandy was always joking about getting with Chloe's younger brother,
who's five years younger.
While she's always joked about it to Chloe,
Chloe has always said, no way, not allowed.
While it's been a joking tone for both sides,
I truly think Chloe meant hands off my brother.
After Chloe and her new husband left the wedding,
Mandy went home with Chloe's brother.
The next morning, she asked me to pick her up from his house
and tried to tell me all about it.
I told her I didn't want to know.
Now the bride is on the honeymoon and has no clue about what happened, and all the bridesmaids
are assuming that they slept together.
So my question is, what do I do?
Do I pretend I know nothing and not tell my best friend?
Do I inform her about it when she gets back from her honeymoon?
I haven't been talking to Mandy in fear she will ask me to keep it a secret.
Should I talk to Mandy about it and encourage her to tell Chloe?
I don't want to get involved, but I also don't want to lie to my friends.
Please help a sister out. Sinc sister out sincerely a struggling toaster okay so basically like she
needs to know if she should tell the bride that one of the bridesmaids fucked her brother I would
say um stay out of it if the bride asks you directly don't lie to her no I don't agree what
because what makes it worse is like if she finds out and then, all of her bridesmaids knew and nobody told her.
Like, that's so hurtful.
Only one bridesmaid knows for sure.
Her.
No, she said all the bridesmaids are assuming they slept together.
Yeah, they're assuming, but they don't know for sure because they didn't pick her up the next morning.
Yeah, but, like, if none of the, if all of them think something went on and nobody told her, like, that's even more hurtful.
Not only did, like, your friend betray you, then, like, all of your other friends did nothing.
I don't know.
I don't, I don't know. I think you should just tell I think I don't know if it's like a betray like maybe it's an anonymous note kind of thing
no I don't think so because I don't really think she needs to know like she's newly married she's
so happy Mandy slept with her brother like it's not a huge deal well and I don't think it like
either they're gonna keep sleeping together and be in a relationship which is sweet or it's never
gonna happen again which like solves the issue also.
I do think the bride like being so like bent out of shape.
I mean, I don't have a brother, so I don't really know what it's like,
but I do think it's like not that big of a deal.
But she's made it clear like she doesn't want it.
So like now what does everyone do?
But like it's not that big of a deal, I think.
Like really, truly.
And also like I'm assuming the bride is say 28.
I'm just going to take a guess.
And the brother is 23.
bride is say 28 I'm just gonna take a guess and the brother is 23 like he's as long as he's like legal of legal age and these are two consenting adults like sure I'm sure the sister didn't want
it but I think in general like it's not that big of a deal I think if anything you should just if
you want to do something encourage Mandy to go talk to the bride. Like, it's her mistake. She's got to deal with it.
Sure.
Because you want to be a good friend.
Yeah, I guess I can't really put myself in this position because, like...
We don't have a brother.
Yeah, that we would feel this way if, like...
I can't...
I feel like so many times...
People are weird about brothers.
No, I feel like friends are excited when, like, a friend, like, hooks up with their brother.
Some people, yes.
That's, like, ideal.
Like, maybe you hope they'll get married yeah and then sometimes people are weird about
brothers like they are i think it's weird if she's weird i know but we don't have a brother
like we really can't say that yeah i would i would encourage mandy to like be the grown-up
it's really not your problem like you didn't do anything wrong like now you have this pit
when you just were a good bridesmaid but I also feel like everyone
needs to just take a step back and like look and like gain some perspective and realize like
it wasn't a murder like yeah it's not that serious it's okay yeah it's gonna be okay
no that's actually a really good point even if the bride is a little peeved for a few days like
she'll fucking get over it yeah I mean I guess like the most similar thing I can think of is
like at my wedding and I think maybe at your wedding too like a lot of our male cousins
like hooked up with our friends which we loved and maybe that's the kind of sisters we would be
if we had a brother but not everyone is like that maybe if you had a brother that you were
passionate about you would know what it's like but't. Also, we do have a half brother and I would be so excited.
Oh my God.
I would be.
And that would make someone my sister.
I really think you guys are blowing this out of proportion.
Yeah, no, but see again, that's how we would be.
Like if anyone came and wanted to like marry our half brother, like we would, I would die.
Like that'd be so great.
Like we would all be so close.
We could have barbecues.
A hundred percent.
But again.
Just tell her about the barbecues.
Some people are weird. Yeah. Why don't you paint a picture for her have barbecues. A hundred percent. But again. Just tell her about the barbecues. Some people are weird.
Yeah, why don't you paint a picture for her?
Barbecues, couple trips, retreats.
No, because then Mandy's like, I don't want to be his girlfriend.
Yeah, and the brother's like, I was just trying to get some pussy.
You guys, this is not like, I really.
It's really not that serious.
It's not that serious.
So true.
All right, next up.
Hi, Claudia and Jackie.
Long time listener here.
I need y'all's advice on a situation with my sister.
Here's the situation.
My sister has been severely editing the shape slash size of her head in pictures for the
last three years, and I've let this issue go on for three years too long.
My sister is beautiful, so I don't know what her complex with her head size is all about.
She always insists pictures of us or groups are taken on her phone, and then she will
only send the pictures where she has edited the size of her head.
I think my biggest and most selfish issue with her edits
is that my head is already bigger than hers,
and she goes on to make hers smaller,
so I'm left looking like Megamind.
Also, on the rare chance that pictures are taken
on someone else's phone, people will post the original,
and she will post the edit.
It's so obvious, but she doesn't think anybody knows.
Now, I appreciate a little Facetune here and there but hers has gone way too far
my sister and i are pretty close but we've never really talked about our body image or anything
like that so i'm needing advice on how to talk to her about editing faux pas my sister will be
getting married this year and i don't want her to alter all of her pictures please give me the best
sisterly advice that you have i want my sister to be confident because she doesn't need to edit the
way she looks i'm looking forward to hearing what y'all have to say thanks a million this is a very
interesting thing because I'm very pro facetune like I'm the type of person it's like you know
facetune can give you the body you want like and I really don't feel like there's anything wrong
with that but I agree when it comes to like wedding photos like you really just want to look
like yourself and also if she's impacting the way you look like that's really not cool yeah I feel
like I can't relate to the head of it all but but i make my like arms look we can like place
ourselves in this position like sometimes we'll take a group picture some people want to you know
tinker with it tighten up and then also like sometimes other people suffer because of it like
you can't take from something you can't give to something without taking from somewhere else no
you can't take from something without giving to something else. And that's honestly the balance that is Facetune.
Right.
So everything, like it really needs to be a group effort if there's a group photo Facetune.
But if one of our sisters was like Facetuning to the point of like embarrassment, I would say something.
No, and sometimes actually, like we've had that in the past where like someone will post a picture and we'll post this.
It happened to me.
Like you guys will screenshot my Instagram and be like,'re crazy like delete this and we do it to the other
like we check each other what will happen is someone will edit themselves like in the pictures
it's two people like really not look at the other person because like that's not their problem but
then they post a picture and the other person looks so deformed yeah and it you lose credibility
when you post it like that no a hundred percent so like actually think it's, we have a good type of relationship.
Like we're constantly checking each other.
It seems like she's close with her sister.
They haven't broached this topic yet,
but I think that you can.
And I think you need to just be like,
be kind because it's obviously an insecurity.
Yeah, but be like, you're so beautiful.
If my head's bigger than yours,
what, what are you hiding?
Like, honestly, I don't really feel like
I can give appropriate advice
until I see the size of both the heads.
Like I, I just need to, I feel like,
I feel like it's one of those things like you think your head is so big
and like nobody notices you know yeah what is what even is a big head like like a cone head like i
need reference yeah no it's it's weird like i have a big everything else like i would love a big head
you know finally balance this thing out honestly just talk to her just talk to her sisters are
cool like even if she gets upset like and
sometimes people need tough love and if like you don't want all of her wedding photos to be like
you know the like curvy the um warped yeah what's the pillar in the background is like
it's like turnt yeah dancing no and also um i think the real travesty here is like her posting
edited ones while the non-edited ones are floating around the internet.
It's horrible.
And you just need to be a good sister and tell her like that's really not appropriate internet conduct.
Yeah.
And once the original is out there, like don't you dare post an edited one.
Yeah.
Like that's just, yeah.
That's the rules of engagement.
All right.
This third one is an update.
Hello, Steenie Queens.
As you may recall, I'm the girl who didn't drink her coffee before taking her new man to the airport therefore
resulted in an accidental and horribly embarrassing i love you well ladies after much patience and
many other airport drop off drop offs i'm officially his girlfriend we made it couldn't
have done it without my steens make sure all the toasters know a situation chip can turn into a
relationship even if you say i love you in one month thanks so much for your help oh we just
love a happy ending we really do so you know what that was maybe the universe's way of telling you
like you actually maybe did love this man like of course I accidentally told like my teacher I
loved her I didn't actually love her but you know this could have been like kismet yeah that's
beautiful we're so happy for you happy now that end on a happy note. That's our show. Anything else you want to talk about?
Relive?
Recall?
No, only content update for me is I'm reading Malibu Rising.
Oh, yeah.
So good.
Oh, yeah.
I'll finish it today.
Yeah, it's really, really good.
You're going to like it.
It's more similar to Evelyn Hugo than it is to Daisy Jones and the Six.
There's so much.
Thank God.
There's so much crossover.
It's like, it's really crazy.
So I'm taking a long flight tomorrow.
I'll probably start
there oh enjoy yeah i'm really excited so i have nothing else to update i just have like meetings
meetings meetings and we got to get to it so i think that's our show thank you guys so much for
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